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If you're parked in a red zone,

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we need you to tell your car
please. Okay, it's funny you say

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that. It's funny that you say
that. We talk about this simple five

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second phrase that a girl set into
a camera. At the end, of

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a night of drinking. Her dad's
gotta be I'm going, oh my god.

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And the unexpected happened when a guy
went back to look for his keys.

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Yes, and she's still giving him
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I wonder, Oh, I bet
so, son of a bit just wouldn't

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by Victor Chrysler Dots Jeep Ram.
It's Bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well,

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hello and welcome. Thanks for getting
your pot on. Thank you for

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telling a friend. That's how we
spread the word about the pirate ship.

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That's how I heard about it at
the comedy show. A couple of people

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came up to me and said,
turn my friends on to the pirate Ship.

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Danny, you missed out on the
comedy show. I apologize, so

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I couldn't be there. That's all
right. Kevin was great. Kevin was

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Kevin did stand up, Kevin was
a calming force. Kevin was the announcer.

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And then there was a point during
one if you're parked in a red

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zone, we need you to tell
your car please. Okay, it's funny

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you say that. It's funny that
you say that, because the Remedy is

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a is a nice room. It's
really probably set up more for music,

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but I think it could be converted
for comedy. I don't think they wanted

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to put tables on what they call
their dance floor and stuff, so we

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still brought it a joke, made
him dance. Yeah, so we needed

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to like get people up. But
I think that I don't know if it

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marks up the floor, you know
what I mean, Because remember the Rascals

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rushed the stage for Doug. So
I uh, but at one point,

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Danny, I'm going through the set
and there was an announcement or something that

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went on and then I lost my
spot and I just froze. I just

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I just completely like Kevin's watching the
wing, I just froze, like completely

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froze, and I went, this
is why, this is why I always

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think. I always like with comedy, I've always think sometimes I don't want

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to rehearse too much because in the
moment is always the better way to be.

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And if you if you're if you're
in your you know, it becomes

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rote in your mind, like I
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this, you lose it. Well, I I clearly should go back to

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some other way. And I I
froze. I froze, and it was

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awkward and it was uncomfortable. I
got the look and I looked he froze

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in the stage, looked over at
me. I'm like, so this was

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awesome. It was so it was
so great. Now I've been up there

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for like nine minutes. I was
looking to ten to twelve. I figured,

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you know, maybe fifteen if I
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going well, It wasn't three,
and I think, no, I didn't

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think it wasn't bad. You should
You should have done my set at Iron

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Smoke. Let me ask you this
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You guys were great audioce was it
bad like it was? I felt like

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it was going okay, like not
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were kind of getting them in.
They were they were just farther away from

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the stage. I'm not the one
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set, yeah pretty much, because
I've seen your sab and I just didn't

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know if you could tell from the
audience and stuff, because sometimes you don't

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hear the laughter. Like I will
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the Remedy. I really did.
I thought he did a really nice set.

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His energy was great, his pacing
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I thought Greg Owens did a nice
job. But I was just I was

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drinking by those Yeah, I'm getting
up. So that's like practicing in his

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house with out in front of all
those stuffed animals. It's really worked out.

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It did because he his pay.
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of just being in the moment.
He was getting laughs, he was getting

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allowed to laughs. Well, they
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friends. Yes, there were some
friends and family there. But I just

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I don't know. I enjoyed the
night. I kept saying to Kevin,

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I should be in the fetal position
under a table. For whatever reason,

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I was very happy as it all
went down. Well, let me askant

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asking the check. Clear, they
do pay I've played there. They do

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pay well all the matters. So
there's this guy named Doug Gottlieb. He

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does a show on Fox Sports Radio. And you know how, like maybe

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as a list, if you've ever
been to radio, you still might be

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able to tell if the mics sound
different. And oftentimes when they would switch

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studios, you could tell as soon
as the show started that something was different.

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Right. Yeah, I'm in a
different studio today. We're doing it

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downtown Los Angeles, right instead of
like the usual studio where I normally do

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my show. Right, And you
keep hearing these like voices in his between

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his like sound bites. It was
his producer bullet pointing him. In other

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words, he was telling him,
Okay, your next points this, like

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he gives him a keyword and then
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because of another keyword, so that
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And I'm wondering maybe like you should
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have Kevin look as the producer backstage. You wear an ear piece to goo

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uh no, but it fetch It's
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in love with it again, like
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process. It's been a it's been
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because I've had a couple well I
told everybody I said it here that

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I was gonna go start talking to
somebody. So I've gone through two sessions

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with this person. And what I
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like what is the root? The
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And one of the things. And
I think maybe it's a classic thing

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that everybody does, but I have
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like just avoiding a lot of things, and there are certain things that I'm

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gonna have to face up to and
it's not comfortable and it's humiliating, it's

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a little embarrassing, and I have
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do some things that I don't necessarily
want to. But this person's got it's

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like a good plan to go through
and do it. But it's one of

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these things where let me give you
an example of what I'm talking about without

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revealing too too much. And I
will, as time goes on, probably

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say what it is, but I
have to figure out how because it'll come

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back to bite me. In some
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raw as I don't really do it. We're placed in no no no no,

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but no no no no, no
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Sally are taking home. I don't
know when I Sally, this is where

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I need the producer, my Sally, this is where I need the producer,

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because I just lost my train of
thought. I need to uh.

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I always say, like putting a
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never a great idea. Feel good, go for the better feeling thought,

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blah blah, but know where you
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do. Just do it with a
happier thought than a negative thought. I

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gotta do this, I hate this, you know that sort of thing.

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Or I get to do this,
you know it's a nice day. In

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the end, it's going to be
this. It's you know that, that

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sort of thinking. And I think
that's where I have to I have to

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go to. But there's been there's
been some things that I uncovered that I

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was like, yeah, I've been
avoiding that for quite some time. Oh

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wow, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't give any examples.

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No, it's it's no, no, no, I can give you.

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I can give examples. I it's
financial things from uh, from a

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previous administration. Okay, yeah,
its financially yeah that yes, yeah,

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it's uh. It starts with over
and ends with drinking. No, it

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has nothing to do with that.
But I think that's part of the avoidance.

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I think that I would rather go
drink and bury my I I okay,

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okay, you ready, I know, but but this is I can't

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anymore. The night of the comedy
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looked at the clock and I go, it's still a little bit early.

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And I started driving toward the bar. And I got to a certain point,

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I go, I really don't.
I don't want to do this because

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I because we had like two or
three beers. You were feeling good and

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double your money in the you saw
the Guinness Harp signal in the sky from

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and so it's exactly the bar.
I was on my way to Thirsty's and

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I turned around. I got I
got to the corner, a corner of

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a certain street, and I was
on the phone with somebody and I go,

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you know what I'm not I'm going
home. And I turned around.

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I never said what I was doing
and I went home and I put the

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podcast together and I went to bed, and I was very happy that I

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did, but I knew because I
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it was just going to become a
typical what do you call it, a

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billing night, and Bill, I
was gonna be out billing good. Yeah,

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so I didn't do it good,
right, that's awesome. No,

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it's not. It's like to think
I've had a week I feel colock.

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Not. Actually I'm kidding, I
don't. I'm I'm glad I did it.

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But those are the things where I
would normally win together, Billy,

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that's a win I would start.
But it's an easier way to not have

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to think about all these other things
because I knew. The next day I

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had I was meeting with the person
again and one of the things she said

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to me was, think of all
the things that you're avoiding. You're like,

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what are you avoiding? One of
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You're not wrong, but they're years
back. There's there's yeah, it

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doesn't matter, it's it's it's it's
a thing I will explain because if I

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say anything, well, hearing these
Alan Thicke ads still on the radio,

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So I don't know if they found
a replacement for it. I don't need

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any of that. It's called the
fresh start. I don't have that.

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It's none of that. You are
coming towards the end. But I did.

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I behaved, and then the rest
of the weekend I stayed in and

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I didn't do it any It's funny, like the word avoidance. So I

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hear the word avoidance, I think
of a family that I used to be

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related to. Is that generic enough
for you? And that family is just

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messed up. I was explaining to
my wife about how messed up this family

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and all the little subjects that they
avoided along the lines that they never discussed,

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they never talked about. They just
buried these things, and it just

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was like a bunch of like phony
people in a room, and as soon

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as one or the other left the
room, all of a sudden, it

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was just talking mad crap about the
other ones. Sure, just like this

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constant like and this is all because
of avoidance. Instead of dealing with the

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problem, they're like, okay,
whatever, just we don't deal with things

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in this family, and it's just
a life of chaos. I mean the

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stories. You couldn't write a sitcom
that was wackier than these people. No,

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I look, I think everybody does
avoid certain things and at things you

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don't want to talk about and stuff
like that. But this has become like

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something for me. That's just I
took on. I agreed to take something

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on, and then I've just been
avoiding it for the last year and a

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half or so, and I'm like, I gotta I gotta figure this out.

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I have to because I don't want
to be carrying it around anymore.

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And I just want it done.
I want I want things back on track.

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Well, Kevin and I are here
for you to so it's gonna be,

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uh, it's gonna be doing things
that that maybe I necessarily wouldn't.

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But again, you and I are
here. You're the angel. I'm the

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freaking devil on the other shoulder.
Let's go get You're a bigger devil,

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Kevin. Kevin didn't write me go
what what are you doing? You should

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know me eat And she's Greg Dick
with a stalker with a star right.

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No, And I send you a
picture. I was in here. I

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had cleaned the studio and I smell
and spand in here, it does it

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because I know when I watch starting
to stink, I thought the garbage starting

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to stink because there might be set
that I gotta tell you for whatever reason,

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Like once I froze and then I
go all right, let's get down

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up here, was like, yeah, but everybody, I don't know I

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for whatever reason, I can't figure
that part out. Why I wasn't freaking

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out that it was like ship.
I was just like, well, because

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usually you don't drink before your show, and I know I gave you at

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least two Guinnesses before you were up
there. I only had one too.

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Also, oh, also, I
think past victories in your life on stage

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have actually like helped you realize at
that moment this is an anomaly, because

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I remember there are stories about you
killing and some other comedians who like toured

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the country who had come back to
Rochester like it was a triumph and they

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sucked and you kept you and Tommy
kept killing it and killing it on stage

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and so like like so I think
in the back of your mind, you

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know, hey, look I could
do this. Everybody has a rough night

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once in a while. I wasn't
there. I can't tell you, but

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I mean maybe that's got something.
I know what it was. I know

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exactly what I did wrong, and
uh what I need to do to fix

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it, and I need to write
more and I know that too. And

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did you use my joke that my
joke that I gave you? I did

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not okay for that. I would
have been like, oh, there's the

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reason, but I should have used
the Danny had a joke saying, hey,

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I saw a whole lot of handicapped
parking spaces out there and they're all

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filled. I don't know what you're
thinking, but your luck's not gonna change

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here. The ending was gonna be
like, by the way, your luck's

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gonna get any better inside this mother, break that one for Doug with all

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these Patriots gear on today, Uh, well some Patriots gear. He won.

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He was winning at the slot machine, like winning like a couple of

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hundred bucks at a time. Or
am I telling stories out of school that

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you don't you didn't want out.
I didn't win anything, Carrie, but

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I put twenty in and I sat
downticking around because I can still here,

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I can still hear Greg from where
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right. So I'm like I get
the comedy. I could play some Wheel

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of Fortune and I won probably seventy
bucks. So I went back and was

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gonna go cash it in, and
there was a line cashing in. So

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I sat down to the machine right
next to that and put twenty in there

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and turn that into forty, pulling
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my pocket. And I was pretty
good. And uh I did that two

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more times. My son showed up
and he was playing slots and having a

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little bit of fun with that,
and uh, I don't know. I

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think there's if he started losing to
break the handle of because these as pushed

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stupid. They don't have a lot
with handles anymore. There's some o there

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where there, there's some there a
couple so see, I see like if

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I don't play those, but like
what I did, I would you always

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used to pull. Yeah, but
the well there's less satisfying. I got

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that right. Yeah, I go
with whatever's winning at that point, I'll

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change it all around. Here's the
funny part though, that all of a

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sudden, like you know, let's
say Doug or Greg were on stage and

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I'm out kind of watching their set, and all of a sudden here,

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Bill Moran, your party is waiting
for you at the front lobby, Your

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party is waiting for you. Or
we have a party of five, missing

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man in a wheelchair, or something
like somebody's just want a jackpot. We

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come over the loud speaker. So
that's what made it difficult, because I

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go, I bet if they put
a room in dedicated to just comedy,

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they could do a really great job
there. They would. I think they

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could. They could do a nice
like if they just had kind of a

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room that you had to go into
and it was more a little more soundproof

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and somewhat away, I bet you
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don't know. But overall, I
thought it was a great night. I

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appreciate the people that came out and
met a couple of listeners who brought their

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friends and said, oh, all
they do is talk about the podcast,

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like they talk about the podcast all
the time. So and and I said,

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what about you guys, Well,
I I can't figure out how to

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get a podcast, and this other
round, I've showed you four or five

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times how to do it. So
the other person, the third person in

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the group goes, well, I
got it, and I love it.

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So it was very nice, ver
nice. I love how people just assume

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anybody could do it. You can
do what you start a podcast? Oh,

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download a podcast, download, download, I know, but there are

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other people who are like, hey, if you could do this, well,

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why nobody's come up to you and
said that. People have you know,

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yeah, I could do it.
I'm like, oh, do you

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all right? No, I give
people listen. I haven't had that,

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and that's fine. If they did, I go, yeah, man,

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I'll show you how. I've had
people come in here and say, how

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do you do it? We had
this guy, uh, this guy named

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Robin who wanted to do a podcast. I was like, yeah, man,

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do it, and here's here's kind
of what I did. And I

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don't know. The downloading part hilarious. The downloading part was funny. We'll

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take a moment. A young lady
has gone viral back on eleventh, June

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eleventh, big big viral. You
know, finally, I just finally did

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you broke down and looked into what
this was all Yeah, I said,

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I think I did this. It's
hawk to up hawk. Yeah, I

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wonder what that's all about. Well, we will get into what that's all

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yesterday to your show? A fifth
grade sealed trip one parent, get three

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kids, New York City buzz trip
for the weekend. I get a kid

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and nurse tell me as adderall need
do to make sure this kid gets his

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adderall every day. A little bit
of a hyper kid, way, a

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bit of a hyper kid leaves a
mother Friday morning. Mother said she decided

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to take him off the adderall for
the weekend, like to give him a

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break. Look, I do construction, I have kids. I don't have

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hyper kids. But you know,
if you want to leave them with me.

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That's fine. This kid's bouncing off
the fucking walls all weekend. I

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have to chase this kid constantly.
I got to leave my two with somebody

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else. So somebody at five he
go shake this kid down. This kid's

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all over the place. Sunday night
where I'm three ninety coming back around ten

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eleven o'clock, this kid finally passes
out, passes out first time all weekend.

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I'm exhausted. What do I do? We stop at the rest area

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Mountain dew eminem candy An he fucking
wants. I've sugared the ship out of

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this kid, and I sent him
home. That's how you handle it.

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And be sure to like and subscribe
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I love that story. What fifth
grade goes to New York City for a

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school trip? Uh yeah, that's
interesting up here. That's a long way

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for a week grade. It's Washington, d C. But I had heard

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a fifth grade trip. Yeah we
were we Yeah we did New York City,

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but we were a lot closer than
than Rochester, where I grew up.

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I see that. That kind of
puts me in a I'm in a

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uncomfortable position because Jamison wants he's coming
up the beginning of July and he wants

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to bring a buddy. And I've
said I'm not comfortable because I don't know

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the kid, and my place isn't
that big, and I still have to

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do some work and stuff, and
I don't want to be responsible for somebody

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else's kid. You don't want to
be responsible for yourself. Well that's true

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too, that's true. So then
I so as this has been going on.

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Then I get a call yesterday saying
can I and I sort of expressed

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I tried to do it delicately,
but I guess I wasn't firm enough.

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And last night I get a call
but it woke me up. I was

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sleeping the couch, so I kind
of I was a little short. I'm

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like, hey, whatever's gonna work
for you. I got a headache,

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I'm going to bed. And I
get a call today, Hey, I

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hope you're not mad at me,
and I said, I'm not mad.

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I just I feel like we've been
around the block on this. And I

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said that I wasn't comfortable. Well, if you came down here and you

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were staying at the house, and
that kid came over, you'd be responsible.

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I go, Yeah, in a
bigger space, in a neighborhood that

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you both know, in a routine
that you already have, in a state

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where the parent. Yeah, I
go with his parent not far away.

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I'm like, I said, I'm
sorry, but but no, I'm not

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not this time. We'd have to
plan it better. So I'm just not

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comfortable. She want to hang out
with him because you don't get to hang

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out with just why I don't get
to just hang out with him? And

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that was part of the thing.
It was going to be for not the

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entire time. It was going to
be like three or four days, and

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then the kid to fly back and
I'm like, yay, yeah, I'm

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not. Yeah, I don't know
anyway. Uh, the hawk to a

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girl, have you you've you've caught
this? Yeah, okay, pieces of

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and you caught looked it up on
Friday. All right. So they're out

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in Nashville. Okay, there's this
guy and I forget. It's's somebody in

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Somebody TV that they're doing on YouTube
and they find young women and they ask

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him different questions like you know,
why would you make a great wife or

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what do you do that would make
you a great wife and there. But

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it's in the bar district, probably
Broadway, Nashville, and they're drinking.

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Now it's what you're doing at the
courthouse for skinks. Yeah, okay,

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all right, I'll take this.
So this is uh, this is the

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original whole deal with the girl.
What's one movement mad that makes a mag

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go crazy every time? Okay,
So it's just it's funny, right,

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and she's just being funny. She's
young, she's fairly attractive. This thing

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has blown up. Her dad's gonna
be I'm going, oh my god,

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because it's funny. Like I it
made me go instantaneously, I go,

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okay, what if this were Danny's
sister back in the day, what would

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Danny think of that? Because it's
it's just funny, she's just she's drunk,

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she's with her girlfriend, or if
girlfriend shocked, it's that, you

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know, it's a moment. It's
a one moment thing. If this were

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if I were that age, I
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now, knowing what I know now, just lean into it. Like I

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knew kids in high school who had
really dysfunctional families and that was like something

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like that would just be a normal
thing, like their parents would cheat on

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each other all the time and they
just embraced it. And I'm like,

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looking back, I'm like, you
know, I don't. I mean,

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I'm not. I'm not like a
dorsing that. Hang on a second,

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let's take that away. Your dad, Butcher is alive. A butch would

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not okay, And also he would
get to him and oh, I don't

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think this would get to him.
You know, I'm gonna tell you right

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now, he would send it.
No, come on, because we're talking

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about my My dad didn't use the
internet. He doesn't. It does smartph

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okay, but hang on, but
he would. We're gonna we're gonna move

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buttz to twenty twenty four. We're
gonna he'd be pretty disappointed. He'd be

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disappointed. I'm not saying he would
see it. He wouldn't. He probably

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isn't on TikTok and he wouldn't be
got there, but there would be family

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members that see it. It would
get back to him and it would be

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there. And in a way,
you feel bad because this thing has been

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that people have turned it into remixes. So he got that. You get

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this remix don't want none unless you
got buns on an don't want none and

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lets you or or then. This
is one of my new favorite people on

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Instagram. What's one movie A man
that makes the mago crazy? And every

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time it was a phrase that truck
across and to the end too netbastone and

406
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:27,400
love the phrase for when she's been
cried on teel. Just a kid from

407
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:32,680
Michigan. He's just and he she's
just been doing parody videos. It's a

408
00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:45,279
Mandolas and she's it's been on that
day. It's a rolling blue on Instagram.

409
00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:55,359
I think it's his name. Love
it. We get one of these

410
00:27:55,359 --> 00:28:00,240
every every few years. You had
to cash me outside run and tell that

411
00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:03,400
homeboy. Back in the day,
we had the dude who I think the

412
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,319
first one that really took off was
the one where like the dude who was

413
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,640
like sister was getting attacked in her
in her bedroom and he went in and

414
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,359
like knocked the guy out of the
window. Oh god, the guy the

415
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:17,960
black kid who h running tell that
the rapist, yeah and link it park

416
00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:21,480
Yeah yeah, yeah, it would
be raping everybody in here. How about

417
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:26,279
that? How about the houses on
fire? That fire h and the house

418
00:28:26,319 --> 00:28:30,119
is burning that time for that is
that the one I think something like that.

419
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,640
I thought so, but this girl, I don't think she. I

420
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:37,559
don't think anybody expected it to take
off like that. Uh, it's being

421
00:28:37,599 --> 00:28:44,359
talked about everywhere. And now there's
hawked to a merchandise which already, yeah,

422
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,640
this happened June eleventh. Okay,
we're talking about this on June twenty

423
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:52,839
third. So I'm sure there's a
Dolphins jersey. Oh there's been Dolphins memes

424
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:59,400
where it's to her and a toua
her and to his jersey. But this

425
00:28:59,559 --> 00:29:03,759
is a hat and her name is
Haley Welch, and supposedly there you guys,

426
00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:07,400
she looks like uh now, was
she selling the merchers, not the

427
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,319
guy who does the comic selling the
merchant. No, it's fat head threads,

428
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:15,240
and she gets some of the proceeds. So here's the thing. If

429
00:29:15,559 --> 00:29:19,279
it becomes a big deal, there's
stickers with her face on it. There's

430
00:29:19,319 --> 00:29:22,799
all this stuff. If people are
selling it like she was seeing autographing,

431
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:29,119
uh, merchandise, somewhere somebody had
stuck in her face. It's called fat

432
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,039
head threads. If I'm the comic, I'm probably suing them. I want

433
00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:33,960
a piece of this because I'm the
one that got this to go viral.

434
00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:37,279
Oh, the TV comic on the
street. Yeah, he did the work.

435
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:40,720
He did all the work. Well, I'm sure that they wanted it

436
00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:44,440
to go viral. I don't know
about the with the I don't know who

437
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,119
fat head threads are. You mentioned
being the judge in that case too,

438
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,279
all right, Uh, ladies and
gentlemen people versus uh stay in New York

439
00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:59,480
versus hawk to H. So you're
saying that you taped this woman doing hawk

440
00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:04,200
to a That is correct. Greg
Conters like representing the guy, we'll take

441
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,960
a hit on that than he spit
on that thing, works up situation.

442
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,279
She just says it so well,
this is her thing. What's one movement,

443
00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:15,599
man, that makes a man go
crazy? Every time? That dude

444
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:21,680
that thing? Hear me, and
she's just laughing. There was another stuff

445
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,480
before it. The way to get
over someone's to get under somebody else.

446
00:30:25,559 --> 00:30:29,640
Yeah, she was just saying silly
things. But she's hard. But she's

447
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,880
like twenty one years old. I'm
going like, go back to your dad.

448
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,279
Butcher, who seemed to have a
strong moral code, like had lived

449
00:30:37,279 --> 00:30:41,119
a life. Man didn't want the
life for you. That kind of stuff

450
00:30:42,039 --> 00:30:48,200
Let's say your pretty sister goes to
Nashville and she just is having fun with

451
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,519
her girlfriends and says something silly into
a camera, inebriated, And now Butch's

452
00:30:52,599 --> 00:30:56,720
walking back into the steel mill and
all the younger guys have seen this ship.

453
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,960
Could you imagine like, oh would
that be? Like, oh,

454
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,599
he'd be dipping them in the colon
text And by the way, they wouldn't

455
00:31:03,599 --> 00:31:07,680
exist. I couldn't imagine my own
father because I have a sister. What

456
00:31:07,759 --> 00:31:11,119
would that be like? And then
what if your buddies found out and they

457
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:19,000
go, hey, what's your sister
doing Friday night? Hey man, sister

458
00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:22,160
hawk to me, I mean there
would be I couldn't stop. I would

459
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,160
be I would be relentless. I
keep thinking of my buddy, my buddy.

460
00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:30,599
Uh flame brain. Chris had a
sister and she had like huge cans

461
00:31:30,599 --> 00:31:33,160
and stuff, and he got so
mad when he found out. One guy

462
00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:37,160
kept trying to come over and stay
over at his house because he just wanted

463
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:41,720
to see his sister. He was
hoping like he accidentally walked in a room

464
00:31:41,759 --> 00:31:45,519
on purpose. One oop. I'm
sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah,

465
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,119
he was attractive. I just never
really thought of anything like of her.

466
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,799
But anyway, good or bad.
She was pretty. But she was my

467
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:55,759
buddy's sister. I wasn't. I
just didn't. It didn't register to me

468
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:59,359
these other guys, and I go, fuck man, I would Here's the

469
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:04,720
thing that I've loved in life.
It's not the girl that says huktua that

470
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,680
that I don't have no problem with
that. I understand it. You get

471
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,759
caught up in a moment, you're
having fun with your girlfriends. She just

472
00:32:09,799 --> 00:32:13,400
said something. She was being silly, whether she really does it or not.

473
00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:15,599
By the way, I think that's
the sound you make when a lugi's

474
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,240
coming out. And I don't know
any guy that wants a loogie on that.

475
00:32:19,799 --> 00:32:22,960
You know what I'm saying. Okay, so, but on the other

476
00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:28,680
side, I would think, like, I love the reaction. I love

477
00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:31,480
watching people react to things. I
love when a woman, especially a middle

478
00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:37,079
aged woman who's feeling good about herself
today, puts up on a hot day,

479
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,440
a picture of her by the pool
and her bathing suit, you know,

480
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,839
just even a headshot just from the
torso up, whatever it is,

481
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,839
because it's not the picture that I'm
interested in. It's all of you,

482
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:52,640
creepy motherfucker's commenting, when will you
learn you house apes? When will you

483
00:32:52,759 --> 00:32:59,079
learn it's a good Yeah, so
my favorite or when it needs some sunscreen

484
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:05,000
on that I'd love to come over
and rub some on there. By the

485
00:33:05,039 --> 00:33:07,640
way, if she is doing that, she does come off as like a

486
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,839
master of her craft, this young
woman. I mean, she does say

487
00:33:10,839 --> 00:33:14,759
it with the thing, what's one
movement man that makes the man go crazy?

488
00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:22,480
Every time she said that with such
authority, such authority, like I'm

489
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:30,119
thinking that at Christmas time, I'm
turning the I'm making if that if that

490
00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:32,440
is my Let's say it's not my
sister, because that that wouldn't play well

491
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,240
in my house. But if it
were my cousin, and I would give

492
00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:40,480
my brother, like if it was
someone not under the same roof that we

493
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:44,119
grew up in, Like, let's
say it was our cousin, that something

494
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,160
happened, I would give my brother
a hawk to a T shirt or something

495
00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:49,680
just and the two of us would
laugh. It would be a private joke,

496
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,480
but we be laughing. Would you
do that? No? Probably not?

497
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,400
Probably. I want to know when
the how long it's gonna be till

498
00:33:55,400 --> 00:34:00,160
the hawk to a parody porn comes
out because you know what's coming all probably,

499
00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:04,799
I don't know. I'm sure that'll
be the next I don't know.

500
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,599
I have no idea. Well,
I would just say that I'm very glad

501
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,639
that the Internet did not exist to
this level when I was young, because

502
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,440
I think that there would have been
a lot of things that went bad,

503
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,039
Like there were funny things that would
happen that were done more as a joke

504
00:34:17,559 --> 00:34:23,280
that kind of ruined, not ruined, but certainly had my parents. Like

505
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:29,760
in an uproar when that girl wrote
me that filthy, filthy letter about your

506
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,079
throbbing cock and all this stuff,
and she's listing it all and it was

507
00:34:32,119 --> 00:34:37,559
really like a Harley and it was
page It's an page of it. It

508
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:42,199
was exactly that. It was filthy, and it was all on yellow legal

509
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,320
pad and right and front and back, and she wrote it and she did

510
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,400
it. It was a good joke
and all. And I think she even

511
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:52,000
sprayed it with perfume or something.
We were like nineteen twenty years old and

512
00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:54,679
was writing similar to the writing from
the letter writer, actually not that different.

513
00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,559
And then my mother found it and
read it. Where'd you hide it?

514
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,639
That she found it? I think
I was she searching or was he

515
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,400
just on the on the nightstand.
It's an interesting thing. I I that

516
00:35:07,559 --> 00:35:12,840
was high school was when they were
searching, and was she looking for some

517
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,119
weed? Yeah, but there was
there was the search for weed when I

518
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:21,960
but I was in high school then
and then there was this was college and

519
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,440
I don't remember why she was in
my room and it might have fallen out

520
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,360
and like it was, it might
have been on the floor. No one

521
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,000
came downstairs on our trapper keeper on
the way to school. I wasn't because

522
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:35,360
I was I was older. I
was out of high school, so I

523
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,440
had to be nineteen or twenty years
old, so I was home. Uh.

524
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,440
But yeah, she found it.
And I just remember my father going

525
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:50,360
and your mother found the letter,
and I was like, oh one letter

526
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,480
God, and the worst is like
then that girl would come. I mean

527
00:35:53,559 --> 00:35:59,639
she was like persona non gra My
mother did wanted nothing, nothing to do

528
00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:01,679
with her, Like I'll give you
this story. So part of the reason

529
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,159
that I went to Park City,
Utah for the summer before I went back

530
00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:08,719
to Fisher was really to get me
away from her. That was sort of

531
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:13,960
the move, get get me away, because they were afraid that I would

532
00:36:14,119 --> 00:36:16,920
end up either married or something or
whatever. I don't know. They did,

533
00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:21,559
just it wasn't probably and they weren't
wrong. They weren't wrong. It

534
00:36:21,599 --> 00:36:28,599
wasn't a great match or whatever.
So she I come back from Utah because

535
00:36:28,639 --> 00:36:30,239
I wanted to stay out there,
and my mom's like, no, and

536
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:34,079
you're not going to college out there. We're not paying for because I wanted

537
00:36:34,079 --> 00:36:36,199
to go to Boulder. I looked
at Boulder when I was out there,

538
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,079
and I wanted to transfer to Boulder, and she's like, we're not paying

539
00:36:38,119 --> 00:36:42,199
for plane tickets and all this other
stuff. It's ridicular, blah blah blah.

540
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,480
So I wound up. I was
like, are you fine? So

541
00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:46,559
I came back and I was going
to Fisher. So I'm home and it's

542
00:36:46,679 --> 00:36:51,000
like two weeks and then I have
to leave for Fisher and that girl came

543
00:36:51,079 --> 00:36:54,840
up and my mother on the deck
made a big scene about, well,

544
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:59,400
you know, but he really wants
to move back out there because I did.

545
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:02,679
So that was like, that was
shot number one, right, that

546
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:07,679
shot number one. So now I
remember, I'm I get up and i'm

547
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,840
I go to the bathroom. I
come out of the bathroom and that girl,

548
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:15,079
my girlfriend's standing there and she goes, are you gonna come with me

549
00:37:15,159 --> 00:37:17,280
this weekend and go to the beach? And I knew my parents did not

550
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:22,239
want me to go. And I'm
like, uh, and she reaches down.

551
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,079
I'll never forget that. She reaches
down and grabs my balls and goes,

552
00:37:24,199 --> 00:37:31,119
are they still there? I was
challenged, what was I gonna do?

553
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,719
So I wound That's the hardest I
wound up going down to Jersey,

554
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,239
to the beach or whatever. Oh
God, my parents were so fucking pissed

555
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:45,760
me. It was like that no
one would say anything right, but the

556
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,559
tension, it was like like the
humidity we've had in the air of the

557
00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:52,039
past. You could feel the tension. I remember she goes, are they

558
00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:53,800
do you still have them? And
she reached down and like tap my balls

559
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:59,559
and I was like, yeah,
I still got them. Now you're you're

560
00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:02,159
dead out saw the letter as well. There's that bond between father and son

561
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:05,960
when they get older. Did did
he secretly, you know, give you

562
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,920
the knocks, being like, hey, wait to lay it down? Uh?

563
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:12,840
No, I don't think so.
I Did he ask for tips?

564
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,960
No? He never said, never
said much about that long. He didn't

565
00:38:17,079 --> 00:38:22,360
like a lot of the people I
dated prior to marriage. Did he comment

566
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:29,840
on the grammar? And then I
think there was a misspelling or something that

567
00:38:30,199 --> 00:38:34,880
there was screw. Yeah, her
name was Alison O'Connor. I remember that

568
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:39,159
she wrote this filthy letter. I
wonder, I know, but I don't.

569
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:43,840
I'm sure I don't. I have
no idea. Sounds like a mystery

570
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,039
guest to me. No, no, please do never do that in the

571
00:38:47,039 --> 00:38:51,599
studio. That's funny. It's like
like I didn't have many girlfriends growing up.

572
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,079
So you know how people like Facebook
will go back. I wonder,

573
00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:55,719
oh, this chick is doing that. I go back and look up old

574
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:01,480
church members. I've never people from
the BBS. Here's the Here's there's very

575
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:06,440
sad, and but this is very
truthful. When things were over for me,

576
00:39:06,519 --> 00:39:10,039
they were over. I've had I
just moved on and that was kind

577
00:39:10,039 --> 00:39:14,280
of the way it was. And
you know, uh, but I've had

578
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,440
people send me pictures of people,
or people say to me, hey,

579
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,480
I had lunch with so and so, and I'd be like, oh,

580
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,679
I don't know what to say to
that. Right, what do you say

581
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,400
I haven't been Because if you say
I haven't been behinding, right, I

582
00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:30,639
I I sometimes think I may have
been a bad, bad influence on someone's

583
00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:36,840
life somewhere along the line, just
not in their life anymore. Back when

584
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,679
Facebook first became a thing that everybody
was using, right, I actually got

585
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:44,480
you on it, and then Tommy
got on it. And then Tommy goes,

586
00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:45,039
you know, only how to damn
Brown. It was the day you

587
00:39:45,079 --> 00:39:47,719
were off. I think jameis wonld
have just been born. So he's like

588
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,599
digging for content, you know,
Tommy, like, you know what I

589
00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:57,199
had to do. I had to
write my ex fiance if she's online,

590
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,960
And so he did. And he
goes and I guess like her mother had

591
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:07,599
a really influential way about her and
like when Tommy broke it off with her,

592
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,840
she like gave Tommy a lecture about
how to treat people. Yeah,

593
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:14,639
and uh so Tommy goes and sees
that her mother is gone. He writes

594
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,480
that that's the way, that's the
way he could write to her. I

595
00:40:16,519 --> 00:40:20,119
don't want to cold email her out
of the blue. I'll just write to

596
00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:22,360
her and say I'm sorry to hear
about your mom. I heard about your

597
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,880
mom dying. And she wrote back
this long things like you know what you

598
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,519
did to me? And blah blah
blah blah. Remember, and I'm like,

599
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:30,000
oh my gosh, I go,
Tommy, she still has feelings for

600
00:40:30,039 --> 00:40:32,840
you. The best thing she could
have because she's now remarried and has two

601
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,599
kids. The best thing she could
have said was thank you, hope you're

602
00:40:36,599 --> 00:40:42,039
well. Yeah that no, she
gave him like a whole But Tommy,

603
00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:46,599
she still watch you, Yeah,
because she didn't the best thing she of

604
00:40:46,599 --> 00:40:50,440
course, she could have just not
responded at all, right, but she

605
00:40:50,519 --> 00:40:53,880
chose to respond, which I'm a
classic non responder at times. By their

606
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:58,800
husband's name. They're they're a Kentucky
family. Her husband's name. How southern

607
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:04,519
a name is this? Rufus bo
bo e a u x bo bo All

608
00:41:04,599 --> 00:41:07,360
right, well, uh just look
out for the wide movement. Man.

609
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:15,599
That makes a mango crazy. And
every time it was a phrase, I

610
00:41:15,679 --> 00:41:19,360
just wondered, like, what does
your grandmother say? Because she's young,

611
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,719
it's a good chance that all her
grandparents are still alive. Good chance her

612
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:27,760
grandparents are like probably like your age. Unfortunately, you're probably right. Yeah,

613
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,960
I mean I mean you're not.
That's no. I like to think

614
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,960
not dann no. But you know
what I mean. It could be like

615
00:41:35,039 --> 00:41:37,239
ten fifteen years old. That's okay, but they could be like jet older

616
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:43,079
gen xers on the older end,
right, or at least like young boomers.

617
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,079
Yeah, young boomers right, people
who are barely retired. Let's put

618
00:41:45,079 --> 00:41:47,719
it that way. Yes, they
don't look like Wolfard Brimley. They look

619
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:53,039
more like Cavin noosel Okay like that. Alright, we'll take a moment.

620
00:41:53,559 --> 00:42:00,119
Uh, there's a story and something
very tragic happened, and I will play

621
00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:05,400
the news story for you guys,
and then I will put forth my theory

622
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,639
as to what happened, because I
think there's a mystery, and I think

623
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:12,519
I think you'll be able to relate
pretty well. You may be able to

624
00:42:12,559 --> 00:42:15,920
relate, but that does have to
have kids to sort of understand this.

625
00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:19,480
But yet you'll be able to relate. No, you'll be able to relate.

626
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,599
Yeah, we'll get to all that
next. But first, you like

627
00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:23,440
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doesn't like crab cakes. I eat them

628
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629
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Make sure your rights are protected with
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646
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:15,000
started too soon, lazy watching a
game. After the doorbell kid enter it

647
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:22,079
and lit the way, and they
say, I'm always to blame, but

648
00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:29,559
I gotta philosophy. Nobody's listening.
It's something I'm still going to say.

649
00:44:30,679 --> 00:44:40,840
Door Monday own news. It's at
you like that. That's a great point.

650
00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:45,800
One favorite you guys. He's been
around Chris Trapper. Let's see,

651
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,800
that's a great that's because over four
point thirteen, every day every Sunday,

652
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,719
man, you get that gut feeling
about Monday. They get the Sunday scaries.

653
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:58,639
Yeah right, some those days to
say I'll get him anymore, but

654
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:05,400
I remember you Spontanes thinks it did. It was your full time chip just

655
00:45:05,639 --> 00:45:22,840
playing love more Sundays than the NFL. So my brother played this for me

656
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,400
when we were on our way back
from the Stones. He's become very friendly

657
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:30,320
with Chris Trapper. Chris plays at
the cliff House that my brother is.

658
00:45:30,639 --> 00:45:34,360
I don't know what Kevin does,
sir. He's got a ten people's he

659
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:39,719
was complaining about people and managing them
and stuff. He's like, but he

660
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,039
played that song and he goes,
he's gotten to know him. They go

661
00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:45,519
to dinner every time he's around,
and they talk on the phone once a

662
00:45:45,519 --> 00:45:47,000
while. He goes, I think
he's one of the best songwriters. And

663
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,400
he did Keg on my coffin.
He was part of the Push Stars years

664
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,039
ago. He's come to town a
few times. Well, he's coming back

665
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:59,960
July sixth. Oh wow, he's
playing in Spencerport at the Arrowhead Golf Court

666
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:05,480
and Marina. Yeah. So,
so I looked at that. I never

667
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,639
heard of Have You? Do you
know I've played there? Have You?

668
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,079
Is it right on the Canal?
I believe so. Yes. So it

669
00:46:10,119 --> 00:46:17,599
looked like a nice the club that
doesn't like Irish people. So I sent

670
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,760
Chris Trapper a message through Facebook,
and then I text my brother because I

671
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,079
don't want to put my brother in
an uncomfortable position. And not that Chris

672
00:46:25,079 --> 00:46:28,280
Trappers is the most famous guy,
but you know, and I don't know

673
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:35,519
how close they are are, and
you talk podcast brother, he won't get

674
00:46:35,519 --> 00:46:42,320
off you. Well, it's it'd
be like it would be like me going

675
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,360
to uh Daming about Jimmy right fallon. Yeah, it's like, yeah,

676
00:46:46,639 --> 00:46:52,920
you know what I'm saying. Joke
for me podcast. My buddy Dance got

677
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:57,280
a joke for him. He keeps
passing it to Peter. So I I

678
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,719
did send Chris some message. I'd
love to get him in, I said,

679
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,880
and I said, my brother,
I go with any help, you

680
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,280
know, And he's like, he
writes back, Yeah, I gotta talk

681
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,559
to him about some dates in the
fall for our place. Anyway, we

682
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:12,519
were talking about that, so I'll
mention something. We should go to the

683
00:47:12,559 --> 00:47:15,559
show. I'd like to go to
the show, you know what. Let's

684
00:47:15,559 --> 00:47:22,280
see tickets are he says, here
Saturday, July sixth, So it's like

685
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:28,360
two weeks. It's two weeks away. It's at the Arrowhead opening act is

686
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,360
Colin Hart and Martin Petrillo from six
to six forty five. Chris places from

687
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:37,880
seven to eight thirty and tickets are
thirty three eighty five general admission. So

688
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,880
I'd have to get two because I
think Jamie Soon is with me that night.

689
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,599
Get three because I'll go we'll go
to the un to retreat afterwards that

690
00:47:45,679 --> 00:47:50,599
you want to go, I don't
know if I'm the that's the July fourth

691
00:47:50,639 --> 00:47:53,719
weekend, you get the who knows
what, that's my big holiday. Yeah,

692
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:58,159
I can't really eat much, so
that that's true too. Yeah,

693
00:47:58,199 --> 00:48:00,199
it's tough. It's tough. You
can eat, but you're gonna set your

694
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:07,800
your h put some coconut on the
maxims. It's funny how much It's amazing

695
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:12,079
how much coconut oil I've eaten in
the last week. Yeah, I I

696
00:48:12,159 --> 00:48:15,199
do what ever, you know,
oil, grape oil and avocado oil,

697
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,360
not oil. Really, he's one
of those I know, I get,

698
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,639
but the great the grape seed oil. But anyway, I've never done.

699
00:48:23,679 --> 00:48:28,840
I've only done. I've only done
the coconut oil with them, and I

700
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,920
did. I'm gonna give you something
that's that's gross that I do, and

701
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:39,199
it's called swishing, So people take
he does that from behind the art.

702
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:46,719
No, this is last night.
I uh, I came here and my

703
00:48:47,039 --> 00:48:52,480
laptop was not connecting to the internet
for whatever reason. So I went home.

704
00:48:52,519 --> 00:48:55,000
The same thing was happening. It
was an issue with the laptop I

705
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,039
had to work through. And I'm
technologically, like, you know, dumb,

706
00:48:59,559 --> 00:49:00,400
So all of a sudden, I
go, you know, I'm a

707
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,480
little bit hungry, and I don't
want to eat because I've been losing weight

708
00:49:04,519 --> 00:49:07,320
and I'm working at it and I'm
trying to do it. So I got

709
00:49:07,639 --> 00:49:10,519
I always eat raw almonds. I'm
a big fan of raw almonds. And

710
00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:15,280
I take raw almonds and I dip
them in coconut oil and I eat it,

711
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:22,840
and I'm here's the thing. Well, the swishing, I think is

712
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,079
where they take it and people put
it along their teeth to whiten their teeth.

713
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,840
Coconut oil allegedly white in your teeth. I don't know, Like it's

714
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,079
like it's like a miracle oil all
of a sudden. The thing is,

715
00:49:30,079 --> 00:49:32,679
though, is that it is a
lot of calories. I mean it is

716
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:38,119
thick. Yeah, it's a healthy
cow And you'll see your cholesterol after you

717
00:49:38,199 --> 00:49:42,800
do this. You're a good cholesterol
be through the roof your back. Cholesterol

718
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,719
will be down. Yeah, it's
a good diet. I'd like to take

719
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,199
a blood test after this is over. Yeah, seriously, see where I'm

720
00:49:47,199 --> 00:49:50,960
at. You should have done one
before, or compared it to one.

721
00:49:51,199 --> 00:49:52,119
I just said, I just went
to the doctor about a month or so

722
00:49:52,159 --> 00:49:59,280
ago. All right, there is
a news story that it's kind of upsetting.

723
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,719
It's a little streng I will play
the news story and then I think

724
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:07,480
I know what happened. A man
remains in critical condition this after officials say

725
00:50:07,559 --> 00:50:10,719
he was hit last night by a
roller coaster at King's Island. That ride

726
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:15,400
you see behind us the bank Kevin
roll his eyes? Was he trying to

727
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:21,679
fuck? The hoplocket? Hang on? And she remains closed as local and

728
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:27,199
state agencies investigating exactly what went wrong
there. WCPO nine news reporter Valerie Lions

729
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,960
is live outside King's Island tonight,
so Vali. Authorities say the man entered

730
00:50:30,039 --> 00:50:37,920
a restricted area craig. That is
according to King's Island officials as well as

731
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:42,000
witnesses who were either on the ride
or near it at the time. They

732
00:50:42,079 --> 00:50:45,679
say that man had just been on
the ride and lost his keys, and

733
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:50,159
he wanted to get back on,
but witnesses say the ride greater wouldn't let

734
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,599
him until the ride was closed,
so the man decided to walk through a

735
00:50:53,639 --> 00:51:00,639
restricted gate and hop a five foot
fence anyway, we need a five par

736
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:05,320
head injuries. We're actually unsure what
happened occurred near a foot roller coaster.

737
00:51:05,559 --> 00:51:09,039
Nine one one calls in radio traffic
described the critical moments when a thirty eight

738
00:51:09,079 --> 00:51:14,480
year old man and the world's longest
steel inverted coaster came in contact. The

739
00:51:14,519 --> 00:51:19,320
occation is breathing but not conscious.
It was around eight o'clock Wednesday night when

740
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,360
King's Island says the Ohio man was
hit by the near seventy mile per hour

741
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:28,119
ride known as Banshee after he entered
into a restricted area a severe head traum

742
00:51:28,199 --> 00:51:31,119
up spanning more than four thousand feet
with a three minute ride time, Banshee

743
00:51:31,119 --> 00:51:36,199
dips not once, not twice,
but seven times. The man could have

744
00:51:36,199 --> 00:51:45,360
been hit at any one of those
spots. Helicopterschester first taken to Westchester Hospital.

745
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,800
The man was then flown to UC
Medical Center with what first responders described

746
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,519
as a critical injury. On Thursday, as the park resumed normal operation,

747
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:59,360
Banshee remained motionless as state ride inspector
surveyed the track to determine whether what happened

748
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:04,039
the night before was human error or
mechanical. It was his error. Yes,

749
00:52:04,119 --> 00:52:06,679
this is completely his error. Alright, I have it. I have

750
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,960
a theory ast to what happened.
But he lost his keys. Yes,

751
00:52:09,559 --> 00:52:13,639
I know, you're a Lucia Keith. It's gotta be right there. I'm

752
00:52:13,639 --> 00:52:15,360
watching this roller coaster right now.
It's got that has to have been right

753
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,800
where it goes upside down and then
I'll just fall out of his pocket.

754
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,239
Okay. People lose their minds though
when they lose their keys. I understand.

755
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:27,960
But here, here's here's the thinking
that I have. Who goes to

756
00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:32,000
amusement parks like this, Dad's families, My brother just my brother just went

757
00:52:32,039 --> 00:52:36,519
to Darry Lake. I got his
ear full. Dirry Lake sucks, though

758
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:42,639
it takes is. My nephew just
turned seven. So let's go to Darey

759
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,599
Lake. No, no, let's
go on there. Okay, and he

760
00:52:45,679 --> 00:52:49,400
goes. It's turning into Fantasy Island. And Fantasy Island in Buffalo is like

761
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,599
on Grand Island, and it looks
like decrepit and old and rusted out.

762
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,760
And if Darian Lake's looking like that, it's not a good sign for Darian

763
00:52:55,840 --> 00:53:00,400
Lake. All right. So I
was thinking like his You're exactly right.

764
00:53:00,559 --> 00:53:05,679
Yeah, so think of this.
You're at the end. I don't know

765
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:09,400
what time this happened, but I'm
thinking it's at the end of their day.

766
00:53:10,559 --> 00:53:15,280
The kids are tired, the kids
are cranky. Let's get them home.

767
00:53:15,039 --> 00:53:19,599
Go to the car. Where are
the keys? Fuck? Yes,

768
00:53:20,079 --> 00:53:23,480
and you know you're going to get
your ass chewed out. And she's saying,

769
00:53:23,519 --> 00:53:27,239
where are they? I gave him
to you. Now, here's the

770
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,920
thing? Did you like? Maybe
they were in her purse kit. I'm

771
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,559
just imagining that this guy hops the
fence and all of a sudden she's trying

772
00:53:34,599 --> 00:53:40,199
to send him a text, found
him. But I go, I really

773
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:45,440
believe that what happened in this instance
was this guy's getting his ass chewed out.

774
00:53:45,519 --> 00:53:49,480
The kids are tired, they're cranky, let's get home. He needs

775
00:53:49,519 --> 00:53:52,639
to find these fucking keys. I
don't care, and you'll lose your mind

776
00:53:52,639 --> 00:53:55,199
in the Hoppo. That's what I'm
thinking, probably because I'm going No,

777
00:53:55,360 --> 00:54:00,400
if there's a restricted area, I'm
not going in. No, I don't

778
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,480
It could be like electronics or something
elect but what I mean, well,

779
00:54:02,559 --> 00:54:06,880
especially there right, I won't go
in. If I see like the employees

780
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,039
only area of a restaurant and I
wound up by action walking in there,

781
00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:13,880
I don't want to know, well, I don't want to. I don't

782
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,599
want to do that. So I'm
thinking, now, you know when you

783
00:54:16,599 --> 00:54:21,119
hop a five foot fence what you're
doing. But you're thinking nah, I'll

784
00:54:21,159 --> 00:54:23,199
just run out while they're there,
but you're not. Maybe he saw them

785
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,760
from the outside of the fence.
Maybe he did. Maybe he did see

786
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,599
him and he's like, oh,
ship, there they are. I'm gonna

787
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,679
go get him. Well, I'm
wondering now just watching this roller coaster because

788
00:54:30,679 --> 00:54:34,119
if you've been a Darian, like
you know, the minor racer, it's

789
00:54:34,159 --> 00:54:37,079
inverreded. You're sitting, your legs
are dangling. Yes, the train for

790
00:54:37,159 --> 00:54:42,079
the for the coasters up. So
he must have gotten kicked in the header.

791
00:54:42,199 --> 00:54:46,119
That's what I'm taking to You must
have got kicked in the head at

792
00:54:46,119 --> 00:54:50,159
seventy miles. Yes, I totally
see that happening. Oh my god.

793
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,679
Or or he ducks down and he
thinks itself, or he don't. Yeah,

794
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,159
all of a sudden, the last
guy gets him, right, I

795
00:54:55,159 --> 00:54:59,480
can totally see that. I know
exactly what Kevin's talking about. Wow.

796
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,639
So I'm thinking, okay, So
the idea is that don't you want to

797
00:55:02,679 --> 00:55:07,079
follow up on this? Oh?
Did you see the keys was giving you

798
00:55:07,119 --> 00:55:08,679
an ear full of shit? Did
you really fuck up? You know what

799
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:13,360
I mean? Do you remember as
a right do you remember do you remember

800
00:55:14,119 --> 00:55:20,119
did you mean Jesus, how's the
other side? Look, that's just so

801
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,719
bad. So you know, it's
funny you bring this up, you say

802
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,320
like I might be able to relate
to it or not based on not just

803
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:29,119
having not having kids. I'm just
saying, like when you go, most

804
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,719
of the time, guys in their
late thirties aren't going to an amusement park

805
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,559
on a date. Usually not.
I know, people go to Disney.

806
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,199
Oh no, it's a little different. It's family. But Darian Lake and

807
00:55:38,519 --> 00:55:42,559
something like this, I think it's
mostly family. Yes, she's still giving

808
00:55:42,599 --> 00:55:44,679
them shit for those nick keys too. I want to know. I bet

809
00:55:45,039 --> 00:55:47,320
so son of a bit just wouldn't
happened if you just said put him in

810
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,719
the locker like we planned. Why
don't you put him in the locker?

811
00:55:51,039 --> 00:55:52,679
So if I said the name Neil
Brennan, who would you know who I'm

812
00:55:52,679 --> 00:55:57,440
talking about? No, he was
Dave Chappelle's right hand guy during Chappelle's show.

813
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,760
He was like the Larry David of
the Chappelle Show. He's comic now

814
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,840
or he's been a comic. He
does a podcast and he had Jerry Seinfeld

815
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:07,400
on and they're talking about fatherhood because
Jerry, you know, has become a

816
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:08,880
dad in the last ten years,
awfully late in life for a guy like

817
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:12,880
Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, his kids
are graduating college. Yeah. Yeah,

818
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,800
So they were talking about that and
he said, you know, Warren Batty,

819
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,360
Seinfeld said this. Warren Batty once
said this. He goes, God

820
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:22,480
purposely does not let people who don't
have kids know what it's like. He

821
00:56:22,519 --> 00:56:25,679
goes, you have to have kids
to understand the good and the bad.

822
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:30,599
And to me, it's like,
oh, that's the bad part that I

823
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:32,920
don't understand that. I'm grateful for
it. Yeah, I think so.

824
00:56:34,159 --> 00:56:37,360
But he also does been let you
know the joy that you have so you

825
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,880
don't miss it. So it's not
this gaping hole in your heart, because

826
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:44,039
once you have it, you have
a lot of It's more joy really than

827
00:56:44,119 --> 00:56:49,360
pain. But that's that's the painful
side of it. But I thought that

828
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,000
was very profound and I've never heard
it explained like that. Yeah. I

829
00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:54,239
think that's a pretty good way.
You know, we haven't talked to Race

830
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:58,559
and Randy in a while. This
may be a good time to just try

831
00:56:58,559 --> 00:57:00,079
to call him, just because,
uh, by the way, I can't

832
00:57:00,079 --> 00:57:04,400
believe that guy's still alive. No, I can't. Well, I don't.

833
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:07,199
I don't know. I just saw
the story today, so I'm assuming

834
00:57:07,199 --> 00:57:12,800
it happened like yesterday or Friday,
maybe Wednesday. Oh Las When they did

835
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:17,559
say I never listened to the very
beginning of the story, I'm so glad

836
00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:22,360
you can. We also discuss this
this new profile picture you have on Facebook.

837
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:25,639
What's wrong with it? Let's look
at me? What? Wait?

838
00:57:25,639 --> 00:57:30,320
Wait, you look like the hedgehog. You're you're packing the Guinness kind away.

839
00:57:30,519 --> 00:57:34,079
No, all right, hang on
now, picking over the table.

840
00:57:34,119 --> 00:57:37,159
It's almost like a boot draw.
You got the sexy finger, Hey lady.

841
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:44,039
So I got another camera and I
got it a while ago, and

842
00:57:44,079 --> 00:57:47,159
I got it because it was recommended
to shoot this other thing piece I want

843
00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:52,599
to do and I have never used
it. So I brought it to the

844
00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:55,480
comedy show and go. I got
it. I got to figure this out,

845
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,679
and I got to go and start
shooting some of this stuff. So

846
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:04,440
then I was taking pictures and it
wasn't I couldn't figure out the camera.

847
00:58:05,159 --> 00:58:09,079
Well, while I was there,
a lovely listener named Paula had come up

848
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:13,199
and said hello to me and then
sent me a message saying, hey,

849
00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:17,719
it looks like you got a camera. Are you starting a hobby of taking

850
00:58:17,719 --> 00:58:21,079
pictures and this sort of thing?
And I said, I said, no,

851
00:58:21,119 --> 00:58:23,440
I've got this other thing. And
she said, well, she said,

852
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:28,480
if you ever need so she goes, if you ever want helps,

853
00:58:28,679 --> 00:58:36,000
fuck you, if you ever want
it is for K two fork to So

854
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,679
she said, if you ever need
help with the camera, let me know,

855
00:58:37,719 --> 00:58:44,519
and I go, Actually I do. Because Rock Women's magazine is doing

856
00:58:44,559 --> 00:58:49,760
their men's edition. So they sent
me a bunch of questions. Dick over

857
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,360
here. I am looking at you
like you're a dick over there. So

858
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,599
they sent me a bunch of questions
that I've been going through and answering little

859
00:58:54,599 --> 00:58:59,199
by little by little, and they
need it. They I think they needed

860
00:58:59,239 --> 00:59:01,119
it by yesterday, but they told
me I could have till tuesday. Can

861
00:59:01,119 --> 00:59:07,119
me and Danny answer one of the
questions? No? So no, So

862
00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:10,880
I got the angel over there,
so I uh, And I wanted eight

863
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:15,280
pictures and they're like, you know, if you have professional shots, and

864
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,199
I'm like, I don't know.
So this person said to me, I

865
00:59:16,199 --> 00:59:20,559
can take pictures too. I go
great, So we took a bunch of

866
00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:22,199
pictures and she just took that as
a test and she goes, I really

867
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,760
like this picture, so I'm like, you know what, I'll change it

868
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:29,159
and put it up as my profile
picture. But the only reason it's lit

869
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:30,920
is the flash one off. And
she didn't like it because the flash went

870
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:35,239
off. But I thought that's good
enough. I always had that stupid racing

871
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:38,360
one up there. I have me
in the fire shuit from the when I

872
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:44,480
did the racing drag racing. But
is it bad? Is it? Is

873
00:59:44,519 --> 00:59:51,199
it? It just makes you look
No, I don't think. I don't

874
00:59:51,199 --> 00:59:59,440
think that. I was just I'm
thinking. I'm thinking I am so smart.

875
00:59:59,599 --> 01:00:01,920
This is how you do it,
this is how you think. This

876
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:06,320
is what a podcast. It looks
like I have a pod, I have

877
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,800
an idea. I hate you.
I don't think it's a bad picture.

878
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,199
You go ahead, Kevin Gut.
I'm just waiting to see how to change

879
01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:19,559
it. Take it back to the
other one. No. Remember like in

880
01:00:19,599 --> 01:00:22,559
the eighties when they used to make
kids pose for school pictures. All right,

881
01:00:22,559 --> 01:00:24,880
you gotta put yourself I don't think
I even okay. You want to

882
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:30,760
put your chin on your fist like
it's light like a feather. You've got

883
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:36,559
everything perfectly framed in the picture.
It says Bill right about your head.

884
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:43,880
All right, well I did.
I put it up and I put it

885
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:47,239
as a reel on Instagram. All
seriously, she does take good pictures,

886
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:52,280
Yeah, makes good pictures. Paul
is to talk with you. I love

887
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:55,199
it. I love that you're with
me. Should we check? There's two

888
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,920
stories. We haven't talked to Randy
in a while, and I don't want

889
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,360
to hurt them. And you wrote
an article for the Times Wing Country that

890
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:04,000
involved Randy. Yes, and it
would be good to get him on.

891
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:09,239
But porn hub is in the news. I think seven states now are making

892
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:15,000
you put up a government issued ID
in order to gain access to the website.

893
01:01:15,159 --> 01:01:21,880
Now New York. So well,
we'll talk about this a little bit

894
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,360
because and then I want to tell
you about a girl who I want to

895
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:30,679
play audio of a girl who is
saying that OnlyFans isn't all it's cracked up

896
01:01:30,719 --> 01:01:35,280
to be? Oh, and we'll
get to all that finally right after this.

897
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,519
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898
01:01:38,159 --> 01:01:44,000
the Great Empire state wineries, breweries, distilleries. You can get a nice

899
01:01:44,039 --> 01:01:46,119
flight, let's say you get a
nice flight of beers from around the state.

900
01:01:46,639 --> 01:01:51,199
You pair that up with a nice
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901
01:01:51,199 --> 01:01:54,599
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902
01:01:54,599 --> 01:01:59,800
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903
01:02:00,079 --> 01:02:01,639
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904
01:02:01,679 --> 01:02:06,280
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905
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,800
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906
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:13,559
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907
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,280
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908
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909
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914
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928
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there. Holy smoke, Stephanie,
just going on those drums man and then

929
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:59,920
Danny's voice. Oh my goodness,
I just can't stop watching that video.

930
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,719
You gotta did it more often,
man, it was. It was a

931
01:04:02,719 --> 01:04:08,440
great entertainment. I love the pod. Guys later, and be sure to

932
01:04:08,559 --> 01:04:15,679
like and subscribe to Bilified wherever you
get your podcast compliment. So actually,

933
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,599
two six eighty eight, I actually
asked Stephanie if her boyfriend Mike would be

934
01:04:19,599 --> 01:04:23,880
willing to play drums in a band. But he can't commit to it.

935
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:28,199
So he's very talented, well banned. Uh, well I'm thinking about starting

936
01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:34,599
one. That's why I said no, he couldn't stay away. Well it's

937
01:04:34,639 --> 01:04:39,400
not actually, it's it's a friend
of mine prodding me and my wife both.

938
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,320
Yeah, yeah, to be a
part of it. Can you play

939
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:45,960
a drummer? Okay, okay,
all right, we'll see. So so

940
01:04:45,079 --> 01:04:49,559
you need a drummer? Yes,
and uh two guitar players? Two guitar

941
01:04:49,599 --> 01:04:55,360
players, all right, bass and
vocals are covered. Bas and vocals are

942
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:59,320
covered. Mark's a big time bass
player. Well you're you're an in town.

943
01:05:00,039 --> 01:05:02,239
You would be the vocals, right, Yeah, and I would split

944
01:05:02,239 --> 01:05:05,360
those dudes. Yeah, look at
that. It's like sharing a bit.

945
01:05:06,079 --> 01:05:10,800
Hello, Hello, racing Randy.
Hey, guys, how you doing?

946
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:14,360
What's going on here on this beautiful
Sunday afternoon? Wow? You got some

947
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,920
rain down there and then NURK niney
rain right now? No, actually a

948
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:21,400
little cloudy sons as a little cloudy. It did rain a little bit earlier,

949
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:26,360
but not much more than Paul Myer
today. I know that I was

950
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:30,239
up there in New Hampshire right now. Yeah. What the races? Yeah?

951
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:31,599
Yeah, the other the races is
on the red flag last time I

952
01:05:31,639 --> 01:05:36,159
knew? So what's the who is
winning? Unless I knew? Tyler Reddick

953
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:44,039
was? I I remember right now? What's that Tyler Redick was? I

954
01:05:44,039 --> 01:05:48,360
think Tyler Redick, Tracy, Tyler
Reddick leading? Yeah, Tyler Reddick.

955
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:53,239
Yes, that's who was Lea Tyler
Reddick, Michael George one of Michael Jordan's

956
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,639
drivers. Yeah, I can't believe
Tyler Reddick's gonna run like do NASCAR and

957
01:05:56,679 --> 01:06:03,400
coach the Lakers at the same time
talking about double different for pay call Yeah

958
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:09,639
Different Ready to a podcast? Uh
so, Randy, Yes, we have

959
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:13,880
lot lots of questions. Do you
know what hawk Tua? Have you heard

960
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:17,159
of the I show, I show
the video. I don't know. I

961
01:06:17,199 --> 01:06:20,199
don't know what the hell it means
or what it's even about. But I

962
01:06:19,719 --> 01:06:23,199
hunt, I see all the stuff
on hock tours, and what the hell

963
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:30,599
is this corresponsor card today? Uh? Here's here, Randy, This,

964
01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:32,440
this is the Hawk to a girl. She's outside of bar in Nashville,

965
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:36,840
and some guys on the street asking
questions, what's one movie man that makes

966
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:45,159
a mango crazy? Every time?
You got to give it the Hawk two

967
01:06:45,239 --> 01:06:49,000
and spin on that thing, Randy. Oh, well, good for her,

968
01:06:50,039 --> 01:06:55,039
I know, But Randy, here's
the thing the camping area. Could

969
01:06:55,039 --> 01:07:00,599
you imagine if that was like one
of your buddies at work's daughter. You

970
01:07:00,639 --> 01:07:02,239
know, I got a couple of
buddies that worked daughters are probably would do

971
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,239
true. But I'm just saying,
like, I get it. She was

972
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:10,920
drinking, she's being funny with her
friends, is laughing. Who knows,

973
01:07:11,159 --> 01:07:14,920
But man, that thing has just
slit fire on the internet. I go,

974
01:07:15,159 --> 01:07:17,880
her father's got to be dying unless
she's and she's making some money off

975
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:21,599
of it. But she seems to
have disappeared and gotten very quiet over them.

976
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:27,719
So I wonder, hey, man, we're thinking about like, okay,

977
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,800
we mentioned that what if her grandparents
see this race and Randy's probably the

978
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:34,119
same age as her grandfather. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I mean,

979
01:07:34,159 --> 01:07:38,039
like Randy's fighting it. I'm sure, Grandma, that's what I'm saying.

980
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,519
I said the same thing. But
like even let's say it was let's

981
01:07:41,519 --> 01:07:45,440
say Randy is it's possible that Randy
could have a daughter that age his parents

982
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,599
are still alive. You know what
I mean. Oh my gosh, this

983
01:07:47,679 --> 01:07:51,000
is what I'm saying. That's what
I'm trying to tell you. Like I

984
01:07:51,559 --> 01:07:55,079
could hear, I could hear my
father right now going, ook the hell

985
01:07:55,159 --> 01:07:57,960
is that done? He find out? He'd laughing his ass off. Okay,

986
01:07:58,039 --> 01:08:01,280
yeah, except that this is his
grand So I don't know. I

987
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:06,840
don't know Walker, Texas Ranger don't
be doing that. So I hear You've

988
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:11,440
got a nice article in the Times
Wayne County this week. Yeah, the

989
01:08:11,599 --> 01:08:14,800
big article about the South Feller.
We're going to go racing this next Sunday

990
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,199
to thirtieth. It will be our
first race of the year. I'm here,

991
01:08:17,199 --> 01:08:21,560
I'm hearing a the way I'm sounded
what I'm hearing. If we don't

992
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:25,800
ever get one hundred cars or more, I'm gonna be surprised if we don't.

993
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,720
That's fine, we don't care.
We don't care. We want people

994
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:31,239
to come out have fun. I
know I'm gonna have cars come at least

995
01:08:31,239 --> 01:08:33,560
two and a half three hours away
to come race. I know that that's

996
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:36,640
and that's just for fun. They're
driving that far just to come and race

997
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,600
and have fun, you know.
And I got free. I know it's

998
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:43,199
people on the other side of Watertown
to come down with it. Cars come

999
01:08:43,239 --> 01:08:46,079
from New Hampshire and Vermontes for race. There before got nothing going on all

1000
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:51,039
you got nothing going on with it, you know what they know. It's

1001
01:08:51,079 --> 01:08:56,000
a beautiful spot. It's no prep, right, yeah, that's no prep.

1002
01:08:56,039 --> 01:08:59,800
And it's fun. It's all about
fun. And who will be phenomenal

1003
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:01,479
as usual? Man, I'll tell
you right now, the food will be

1004
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:05,479
phenomenal bet as always? I bet
what what? Why? What? What

1005
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:09,199
kind of food will be there?
Well? We got we got the low

1006
01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:14,000
Red Wagon, who's been our staple
forever. They do hots hamburgs, chicken

1007
01:09:14,039 --> 01:09:16,079
fingers, all that kind of stuff. And then I got Big Daddy's Barbecue.

1008
01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:20,079
A little guy named Randy. He's
let me tell you some right now.

1009
01:09:20,079 --> 01:09:24,800
He's got this trailer. He does
barbecue with this trailer. An fire

1010
01:09:25,159 --> 01:09:28,920
along. It ain't nothing. You
got to see this rig and he does

1011
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:31,439
some of the best barbecue you've ever
had in your life. I'll tell you

1012
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:34,359
right now. I hit a rib
off his truck a couple of years ago

1013
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:39,560
over there on my birthday. It
was the best piece of meat I've ever

1014
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:46,359
had in my life. I've ate
some good steakhouses. I was. I

1015
01:09:46,399 --> 01:09:48,479
was waiting for him to say it
was the best piece of me and I've

1016
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:53,399
ever put in my mouth. I
would have said, but everybody would have

1017
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:56,319
jumped on it. I was kind
of waiting to care for what I say.

1018
01:09:56,399 --> 01:09:58,600
You know, well, you're very
very smart with that, Randy.

1019
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,760
I mean, I mean, it's
always would be a great time. We

1020
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:04,680
are. We lost we did lose
a racer a little over a month ago.

1021
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:11,479
We lost one of the racers to
run it. Uh phill Bakers just

1022
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:15,199
forever young ones, just touch older
than I am. Great gentlemen. We

1023
01:10:15,319 --> 01:10:20,359
lost him, say about a month
ago. Oh man, I'm sorry.

1024
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:24,840
We're gonna, you know, we'll
be we'll be doing we'll be doing a

1025
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:27,199
certain thing, you know, just
as something with his family is going to

1026
01:10:27,239 --> 01:10:29,840
have the car there, so we're
gonna, you know, let him make

1027
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:32,520
a low run, slow run down
the track and his memory stuff like that,

1028
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,800
you know, and it's important to
us. We love all our we

1029
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:38,720
love all the pictures of mister Come. We love every single person that comes.

1030
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:41,439
And it's a big deal to us. You know, we're a small

1031
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:44,560
track. We're a lot of fun. Yeah, well that's great. So

1032
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:48,119
it'll be next Sunday. At what
time does it open? The race track

1033
01:10:48,159 --> 01:10:50,239
will open up at eight o'clo.
Well, we up at eight o'clock.

1034
01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:54,079
People get there earlier, some type
when people be there eight o'clock, you

1035
01:10:54,239 --> 01:10:55,960
come in set up for you know, if you got a lean to,

1036
01:10:56,119 --> 01:10:58,720
is you've got place you can set
a little lean to. It's only ten

1037
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:00,560
bucks to get in. Kids twelve
and under a free and you can go

1038
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:03,359
anywhere you can go in the pitch. You can go everywhere around the racetrack.

1039
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:06,039
The only thing we asked if we
have younger kids, please please make

1040
01:11:06,039 --> 01:11:10,119
sure they are watched very well because
we have a lot of cars coming through

1041
01:11:10,199 --> 01:11:13,560
back and forth. And uh,
and we can check out the new tower.

1042
01:11:14,079 --> 01:11:15,039
We just stuck a whole bunch of
money in the tower. We put

1043
01:11:15,039 --> 01:11:17,840
all new sighting windows, new roof. I got a new deck. Put

1044
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:21,079
on six foot deck on off the
back of it now, so it's going

1045
01:11:21,159 --> 01:11:25,279
to be the deck that looks really
cool. The guys were out there the

1046
01:11:25,319 --> 01:11:27,880
other day checking the wiring, running
the light tests and everything, make sure

1047
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:30,760
everything seems to be working okay,
which we hope is all works from sunday.

1048
01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:33,359
You know, ready, we can't
wait. A lot of people have

1049
01:11:33,399 --> 01:11:35,359
been getting hold of us, say
when are you guys going to racing?

1050
01:11:35,399 --> 01:11:40,359
When you going racing? And we're
respecting a huge crowd, all right,

1051
01:11:40,399 --> 01:11:43,319
well, very good? Well,
really it really is a lot of fun.

1052
01:11:43,399 --> 01:11:45,359
Yeah, it really is a lot
of fun. And you know,

1053
01:11:45,399 --> 01:11:47,039
you guys are all the I didn't
come out anytime, you know that.

1054
01:11:47,279 --> 01:11:50,000
Yes, yes, I don't know
if they can make it next Sunday,

1055
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:53,880
but I would like to at some
point. That's okay. And remember Lou

1056
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,279
Graham's been out there, so you
got to get out there. You have

1057
01:11:56,359 --> 01:12:00,920
to come out on the red line. Randy. Uh, well, good

1058
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,840
luck with all that, and uh
maybe we'll check in later in the week

1059
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:06,479
to hit it again. Is that
all right? Yep? I'm gonna go

1060
01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:13,079
see if I get some hock tool
out of Trey. Always the best,

1061
01:12:13,399 --> 01:12:15,960
alright, Randy, I'll talk to
you man. Alright, guys. Bye.

1062
01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:18,079
He was breaking up there for a
minute, so I didn't want to

1063
01:12:18,119 --> 01:12:20,399
keep on. What were you looking
to say because I could see that look

1064
01:12:20,399 --> 01:12:23,920
at you. No, I'm just
I'm just laughing, laughing. Okay,

1065
01:12:24,039 --> 01:12:26,359
did you see the Olympics. So
for twenty twenty eight they're gonna do the

1066
01:12:26,359 --> 01:12:30,520
swimming at so far. No,
it's gonna be an above ground west side

1067
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,640
pool for the Olympics. Baby really
hell yeah, Well it's not kind of

1068
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:40,600
cool to sponsor. They go to
swim around circles, you gotta they're gonna

1069
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:45,319
make a whirlpool. You never do
that as so well in Indianapolis, they're

1070
01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:49,279
gonna do it at the Olympics.
So more than eighteen million people or eighteen

1071
01:12:49,279 --> 01:12:54,600
million Americans living in five states,
we should say, so that's not that

1072
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:59,880
doesn't mean that everybody would be looking
at this. But porn hub is uh

1073
01:13:00,079 --> 01:13:05,319
on a ban list in five more
states due to lawmakers rolling out age restriction

1074
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:11,800
laws. Kentucky lost access in June
tenth, Indiana, Idaho, Kansas will

1075
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:14,600
be blocked on the twenty eighth,
in Nebraska on July seventeenth. I think

1076
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,840
Indiana there's a countdown. When you
go on new porn it says you have

1077
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:21,880
access for ten more dates or whatever. It was the laws Congress. Gee.

1078
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:27,279
So they're all what red states that
are losing the port in Indiana,

1079
01:13:27,319 --> 01:13:30,960
I would say probably Kentucky's a red
state, Idaho's reds, Definitely, Nebraska,

1080
01:13:31,039 --> 01:13:33,840
Kansas, those are all red states. The laws that led to Pornhub's

1081
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:40,680
decisions require visitors of certain websites,
which extended social media platforms as well,

1082
01:13:41,079 --> 01:13:45,920
to show proof of age by uploading
a government issued ID. I don't have

1083
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:53,000
a problem with the age restriction.
I mean, look, the internet's sort

1084
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:57,720
of the wild while West. You
go to any liquor or beer website and

1085
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,880
you have to ask you for an
age, right, but when it's delivered

1086
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:03,039
to you have to show your idea. Yes, I don't want to put

1087
01:14:03,039 --> 01:14:05,520
that online. I don't want to
put that. Well that yeah, if

1088
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:09,640
you want to use draft Kings,
you have to use your ID at points

1089
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,319
you do. Oh yeah, I
didn't. I don't think I did either.

1090
01:14:12,359 --> 01:14:15,399
I did well, I think I
did because so they're like a silver

1091
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:19,319
creek. I was a Draft Kings
like ambassador when I worked in radio,

1092
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:23,960
right, and then I lost my
email? Was the work email? I

1093
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,399
lost my work email, so I
tried to get back on it, and

1094
01:14:26,399 --> 01:14:29,800
they said, you have to show
us photo ID to prove that you are

1095
01:14:30,039 --> 01:14:32,479
Dan Burrello. Well they so like, yeah, like the thirty dollars that's

1096
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,239
in the till you know what they
told us, don't use a work ID

1097
01:14:35,359 --> 01:14:39,479
when we signed up. Okay,
they are work work email, Yeah,

1098
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:43,640
work email. Anyway, I like
it feels like a little bit of an

1099
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:47,039
overreach that you could put your government
ID up there, because then people would

1100
01:14:47,119 --> 01:14:51,079
know Dan Burrilla has been looking at
porn hub not. I don't know how

1101
01:14:51,079 --> 01:14:54,800
that gets out. I don't know
anything. I don't want to become one

1102
01:14:54,800 --> 01:15:00,279
of these paranoid people. But I
was talking about e bikes because I think

1103
01:15:00,359 --> 01:15:04,720
on the podcast because Damien came pulling
up on his e bike and then told

1104
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:10,279
me a story about another buddy of
ours who was driving his home smashed smashed

1105
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:13,840
and he fell, ripped up his
face. I shouldn't laugh at that,

1106
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:16,920
but it's all I think we talked
about on the podcast very briefly. I

1107
01:15:17,199 --> 01:15:23,479
get ad after ad after ad for
e bikes now, so I feel like

1108
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:27,239
everybody's always listening, and then why
am I going to make it easier for

1109
01:15:27,279 --> 01:15:30,359
you by putting up a government issued
ID. And I think Pornhub has even

1110
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:33,159
said there's got to be a way
that you can verify or by the way,

1111
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:38,119
you're not going to stop it,
So why are you trying to I

1112
01:15:38,159 --> 01:15:42,279
don't understand. I don't get it
either, because it's so Missouri has blocked

1113
01:15:42,279 --> 01:15:46,640
it, and traffic on Pornhub in
Missouri is down eighty percent, But that

1114
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:51,159
doesn't mean people aren't finding ways to
use a I don't know, Like he

1115
01:15:51,239 --> 01:15:55,640
used an IP address from Oh yeah, if you have a fine random IP

1116
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:59,760
addresses overseas and just a year round. If you, uh, what's VPN?

1117
01:16:00,039 --> 01:16:02,800
Yeah, that's where it is.
A VPN. Yeah, so I

1118
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:09,439
don't even know the words a VPN
is, like it basically blocks the the

1119
01:16:09,479 --> 01:16:12,239
IP address. They could send it
in Canadon, they could make it in

1120
01:16:12,279 --> 01:16:15,720
Saudi Arabia. Yeah, you can
watch it's not your actual IP address.

1121
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,319
When I'm watching football on Sundays and
I don't want to watch the Bills,

1122
01:16:18,319 --> 01:16:23,760
my VPN says I'm in Boston,
so I can watch the Patriots. It's

1123
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:27,600
very good. I like it.
I like it the But see nowadays,

1124
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:30,840
like you can spy on people,
you can do anything you want, like

1125
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:34,159
even with just our phone alone.
I've known people who have gotten up and

1126
01:16:34,319 --> 01:16:39,079
left a meeting to go to the
bathroom, but left their phone behind and

1127
01:16:39,119 --> 01:16:43,359
put it on record so they could
hear what was being said oh while they

1128
01:16:43,359 --> 01:16:46,159
were gone. Yeah, wow,
right, I mean you could. You

1129
01:16:46,159 --> 01:16:48,079
could do all kinds of stuff.
When I was a kid, I knew

1130
01:16:48,119 --> 01:16:51,039
I was in trouble, and I
had those FM wireless microphones. I remember

1131
01:16:51,199 --> 01:16:54,800
leaving in my parents' room, but
it was too muffled from where it was,

1132
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:56,600
But I knew I was in trouble, and I wanted to know.

1133
01:16:57,039 --> 01:16:59,439
Oh, I thought I was in
trouble, and I wanted to know if

1134
01:16:59,439 --> 01:17:02,520
they knew what I did or whatever. When we were kids, walkie talkies

1135
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:04,920
were a big thing, right,
and they in the headset walkie talkie.

1136
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:10,760
So if your walkie talkie was on
the same frequency as your cordless phone downstairs,

1137
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,800
like the father would be on the
phone with somebody, the conversation got

1138
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,239
heated. Out go upstairs, put
on the headphones and listen into what I

1139
01:17:16,239 --> 01:17:19,720
can hear the whole conversation. Really
yeah, oh, nice. I didn't

1140
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:23,439
know you could do that. I
know a guy who put a tracking device

1141
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:28,920
on his wife's car. Oh wow, and then admitted it. What were

1142
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:30,960
you doing over blah blah blah.
Why know, couples who track each other

1143
01:17:31,079 --> 01:17:36,159
like it's no big deal, Like
they want to make sure that sixty which

1144
01:17:36,159 --> 01:17:41,439
you won't do, you won't take
on Uh yeah, I mean, does

1145
01:17:41,479 --> 01:17:45,039
this not prove my point? Believe
that the government wants more of your information,

1146
01:17:45,199 --> 01:17:47,479
more control? Well, I wonder
in a way if it's a way

1147
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:50,920
to keep people. I don't know, like what I mean, because what

1148
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:55,560
I mean you always saying celefties that
want all that, Well, yeah,

1149
01:17:55,359 --> 01:17:59,199
yeah, this is do trust me. I know, believe me. I

1150
01:17:59,199 --> 01:18:00,960
believe this thing called the Unparty,
we're all they're all like kind of playing

1151
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:04,760
each other. I think. I
don't understand, Like what what would they

1152
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:09,600
do with that information? Are they
gonna shame people that we're going on?

1153
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:13,760
I don't know, because like you
more Cougar's really dan, I'm not.

1154
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:16,199
I mean, like I don't watch
porn, a different subject, but at

1155
01:18:16,239 --> 01:18:19,840
the same time, like if somebody
why does why does somebody need to put

1156
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:24,079
their ide on to do that?
I don't understand that it's a way to

1157
01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:27,439
prove then that you are that because
I know in Canada, right about twenty

1158
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:29,800
years ago or No. Ten,
No ten, twelve years ago, when

1159
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,840
Trudeau first became PM, he said, hey, look we want to identify

1160
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:36,560
every Canadian who owns a gun.
We're not going to take away your guns.

1161
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:40,520
Guess what they're doing now, They're
going to their house. They're taking

1162
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:44,039
with their guns. They are Yeah, I haven't heard that either, but

1163
01:18:44,399 --> 01:18:49,359
I haven't paid the time. Maybe
I haven't. I haven't. But when

1164
01:18:49,359 --> 01:18:53,319
they're taking the guns, they are
installing the Kitti letter for him. Oh

1165
01:18:53,359 --> 01:18:57,159
that's good, and it's the Parkley
kind right, so you could tell what

1166
01:18:57,239 --> 01:19:00,319
the disease you have, you get
to keep. You can either have gun

1167
01:19:00,399 --> 01:19:06,720
or you can have porn both what's
more important? Your guns? Every once

1168
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:10,760
in a while, well I found
out yesterday that in New York State.

1169
01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:14,319
So I'm flipping through the TV and
the Live Tour is on c W.

1170
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:16,520
That's that, that's their television contract, you know, live golf, right,

1171
01:19:17,119 --> 01:19:19,520
And I didn't realize what a party
live golf is. I mean,

1172
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:24,000
if you watched the the US Open
last week, it's very prim and proper.

1173
01:19:24,319 --> 01:19:28,720
You watch live, every golfer Gilmore. Everybody's happy Gilmore. They're all

1174
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:32,039
in shorts. They have like party
music for every walk up music for every

1175
01:19:32,039 --> 01:19:35,399
single golfer who gets up to the
t box like they're playing his favorite song.

1176
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:39,239
It's fantastic. So I'm like,
okay, I should go to Draft

1177
01:19:39,319 --> 01:19:41,680
Kings. I'm sorry, fan duel, place a bet on some of this.

1178
01:19:42,079 --> 01:19:45,880
You can't. Why because Live has
not tickled the palms of the hierarchy

1179
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:50,560
in New York State. Same thing
with the with the UFF. You couldn't

1180
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:55,279
bet on the UFL either joined with
the PGA. They have, they have,

1181
01:19:55,359 --> 01:19:59,880
but they have their own separate tournaments. Oh it's not really joined it

1182
01:20:00,199 --> 01:20:02,119
but it's a partnership. It's a
partnership. But it's not like they're not

1183
01:20:02,279 --> 01:20:08,159
like to get like in the words. You could golf in either in either

1184
01:20:08,199 --> 01:20:11,640
category depending on the weekend. Gotcha. You know what I'm saying. You

1185
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,199
could go and make more money if
you want to. You can't, No,

1186
01:20:14,319 --> 01:20:16,159
you can't, But you can play
in the majors. I think it

1187
01:20:16,199 --> 01:20:18,319
was done just for the major,
just for the majors, right, So

1188
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:21,560
that way you can. But if
you're in one. You have to stay

1189
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:25,279
in that one until the majors.
Oh all right, I thought that was

1190
01:20:26,239 --> 01:20:28,760
offering you seven hundred million dollars and
you can say, PGA to our suck

1191
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:31,319
and I'm over here. But it's
a party. But you can't bet on

1192
01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:33,840
in New York. That's weird.
Can't bet it on in New York.

1193
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:39,119
Same thing with the UFL you couldn't
bet on it. I did not know,

1194
01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:41,479
like, we're go with Draft Kings, but I don't want you betting

1195
01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:45,039
on the stupid shit. When I
had a Draft Kings endorsement, it got

1196
01:20:45,119 --> 01:20:46,920
taken away from us. Not because
we did anything wrong, it's because New

1197
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:50,960
York states, like Schneiderman at the
time he was the Attorney General, shut

1198
01:20:51,039 --> 01:20:55,920
down because oh he needs his palm
grease too. Once he gets his money,

1199
01:20:56,079 --> 01:20:58,520
then we'll allow Draft Kings to take
over New York. Well, I

1200
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:02,560
thought it was all the it was
all just tax based. Yeah, come

1201
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:08,640
on, they're looking at and saying, if you really need to bet UFL

1202
01:21:09,239 --> 01:21:13,279
and live, you really might have
a problem. Go seek you may because

1203
01:21:13,319 --> 01:21:16,479
those are the uh well the lived
one sounds like you can bet the w

1204
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:20,880
n B A. Yeah, Well
that's becoming a big deal. Now it's

1205
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:25,720
becoming a bigger European soccer. I
mean like, depending on where you are

1206
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:29,680
in the world. The idea is
if you're gonna have legalize minor league football.

1207
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:31,640
But the thing but the point is, though, is that if you

1208
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:35,960
are going to allow gambling in this
country or in this state, you should

1209
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:40,199
be able to bet on any sporting
event that you want, even if it's

1210
01:21:40,239 --> 01:21:43,960
minor league baseball. I'm gonna be
a freaking Rochester brigade. Could you bet?

1211
01:21:44,079 --> 01:21:45,239
How about talking high school? I'm
talking like, you know, the

1212
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:48,720
professionals, anybody who gets paid.
Could you have bet on the cricket game

1213
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:51,560
that was in New York. I
believe that they had a couple weeks they

1214
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:55,119
might have that you could be I
know you can bet cricket. I don't

1215
01:21:55,159 --> 01:21:58,520
know if it was the one in
New York. They had one game in

1216
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,399
New York and was packed, say
acted, I was like, well,

1217
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:03,920
who, no, I wouldn't understand
that game at all. We hear a

1218
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:08,680
lot of people talking about money and
trying to make more money, and young

1219
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:14,720
women primarily going on OnlyFans. We
even had an only fans person and there's

1220
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:18,319
a twenty five year old woman who
started an account because it seemed like a

1221
01:22:18,399 --> 01:22:23,000
straightforward way to make a lot of
money. Now, I don't know how

1222
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:29,520
spicy her account got or didn't get, but she's from Australia, she's twenty

1223
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:32,359
five years old, and this is
what she said recently. I'm basically just

1224
01:22:32,439 --> 01:22:35,279
failing at life at the moment.
Give you a bit of context. I

1225
01:22:35,359 --> 01:22:42,800
am a Spicy worker, model photographer
Spicy world and I'm completely broke. I

1226
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:47,720
lost my house and yeah, I'm
just kind of failing at life at the

1227
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:50,600
moment. The past week, I've
really just wanted to give up, like

1228
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:56,720
really just go back to working on
nine to five and kind of quit.

1229
01:22:57,119 --> 01:23:00,279
I feel like I've lost everything to
this job. I've lost for friends,

1230
01:23:00,359 --> 01:23:08,800
I've lost family members. I basically
made myself financially cooked. But let me

1231
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:12,600
be clear, this is my fault. I made the decision to do this,

1232
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:15,159
and you know I have to live
with the consequences of that. It's

1233
01:23:15,199 --> 01:23:19,159
not the industry's fault, it's not
anyone else's fault. But mind that being

1234
01:23:19,199 --> 01:23:25,000
said, this job has inspired so
much of my life to be more creative,

1235
01:23:25,039 --> 01:23:28,479
to be more individual, to really
be confident myself. That's what I've

1236
01:23:28,479 --> 01:23:31,640
stuck by it is because I just
truly love it. I do you.

1237
01:23:32,039 --> 01:23:35,680
It is a really big scary thing
coming on here and actually talking about failure

1238
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:40,039
and talking about failure in my own
life. If you're in a similar boat

1239
01:23:40,159 --> 01:23:43,640
and you feel like your failure and
you feel like your life's not going anywhere,

1240
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:50,640
we're in it together. There you
go. I don't know if she

1241
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:54,880
was a spicy worker, now,
I don't know how edgy her stuff got.

1242
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:58,079
I would assume if you're doing only
fans, you're in it to make

1243
01:23:58,159 --> 01:24:02,479
money. You're about the people that
are making twenty thousand, thirty thousand a

1244
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:05,640
month, right, that sort of
thing. I can't imagine everybody is,

1245
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:11,039
No, I can't imagine. It's
like these YouTubers, like there's only a

1246
01:24:11,079 --> 01:24:14,279
fraction, like one percent, less
than one percent are making any money being

1247
01:24:14,359 --> 01:24:17,119
YouTubers, right. The other ninety
nine percent are trying, But the idea

1248
01:24:17,119 --> 01:24:20,520
is only some money. But like
like I think I saw the other day,

1249
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:25,159
it takes like one hundred thousand views
will get you forty dollars, I

1250
01:24:25,199 --> 01:24:29,359
mean on YouTube or something like that. So it's it's very hard to do

1251
01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:33,000
that in anything in life, to
be the to make the money that you're

1252
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:35,520
expecting to make, you have to
be the very best. You have to

1253
01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:38,920
be the very best athlete, you
have to be the very best mind,

1254
01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:42,880
and or you have to be a
Kardashian. That's the exception. And unfortunately

1255
01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:45,960
people see the Kardashians or they see
YouTubers that go, oh, I could

1256
01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:48,399
do that. It's even gotten into
the ministry industry where all of a sudden,

1257
01:24:48,399 --> 01:24:50,760
like, yeah, I've given up
my pastorship, I'm going full time

1258
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:55,319
preaching on YouTube. And these guys
really think that they're gonna like make a

1259
01:24:55,319 --> 01:24:58,319
ton of money and they're shocked to
find out, Oops, I'm not.

1260
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:01,199
Because it's hard. It's not people
think it. You only you only hear

1261
01:25:01,239 --> 01:25:05,720
about the great stories. You never
hear about the ninety nine percent that don't

1262
01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:10,039
make it. Right. You gotta
sometimes you have to take a step back

1263
01:25:10,079 --> 01:25:13,760
to take a step forward to and
I think marketing it and doing all that

1264
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:15,680
stuff, and you know, it's
a lot of it is a lot of

1265
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:19,359
work. But I thought that was
interesting only because we hear the great I'm

1266
01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:24,359
killing it, that this this mom's
doing so well or whatever. I really

1267
01:25:24,359 --> 01:25:29,520
don't believe any of those people really
genuinely feel fulfilled in life. I find

1268
01:25:29,560 --> 01:25:31,600
that I just don't, maybe for
a short time, but after a while

1269
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:34,319
I think that it gets old.
They have thirty thousand dollars a month,

1270
01:25:34,359 --> 01:25:40,399
aco it's fulfill you. So there
was a survey that shows that the average

1271
01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:44,520
Only Fan creator earns about one hundred
and eighty dollars a month. Okay,

1272
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:47,119
that makes way more sense. And
also this is something I didn't know.

1273
01:25:47,159 --> 01:25:51,800
Only Fans takes twenty percent over subscription
sold. So if you make one hundred

1274
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:55,600
grand in a month, yeah,
you're making eighty and Only Fans is getting

1275
01:25:55,600 --> 01:26:00,000
the other twenty. Right, that's
a big number. It is a big

1276
01:26:00,079 --> 01:26:02,079
number. And they're not a not
They are for profit business, right,

1277
01:26:02,159 --> 01:26:05,760
yes, so they give the platform
just putting it out there. If you're

1278
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:10,119
thinking of the only fan, you
got some competition, you may want to,

1279
01:26:10,479 --> 01:26:14,199
you know, maybe get on Only
Fans and do do something that's unexpected.

1280
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:16,479
Keep your clothes on. And I
think this one has really got some

1281
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:20,279
deeper issues that she's that she's really
trying to fight through. I feel bad

1282
01:26:20,319 --> 01:26:23,640
for her. Well, she was
talking about how she it gives her.

1283
01:26:24,159 --> 01:26:27,960
She was a spicy worker, but
the photography and the creativity and being a

1284
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:32,239
model kind of thing seemed to be
more fulfilling. But only fans probably,

1285
01:26:32,279 --> 01:26:35,000
She said she lost friends and family
members. There may be people who are

1286
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:39,039
like, I don't want to support
this. I don't want you know,

1287
01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:41,520
I don't want to support this.
I think there were people who would.

1288
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:45,920
I have tried to keep it quiet. I bet you somewhere, maybe even

1289
01:26:45,039 --> 01:26:51,760
a listener of this podcast. We
take anonymous letters here. We've done anonymous

1290
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:57,920
letters here. But I wonder if
there's somebody who because you can block states

1291
01:26:58,439 --> 01:27:01,720
so I can't be seen within New
York State on only fans, and I

1292
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:06,319
wonder if there's anybody who's done OnlyFans
work and is making some money. Maybe

1293
01:27:06,359 --> 01:27:11,079
they're making that five hundred dollars a
month, six hundred dollars a month,

1294
01:27:11,279 --> 01:27:15,680
and they're doing it, but it's
all out of this state quietly, right,

1295
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:18,239
No one knows. I'm sure some
one knows. Yeahah. There's some

1296
01:27:18,279 --> 01:27:24,680
more OnlyFans stats for the average OnlyFans
users twenty nine okay has an annual link

1297
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:30,159
of about forty two thousand okay sixty
eight point nine percent of the users are

1298
01:27:30,279 --> 01:27:35,840
likely to be white eighty nine point
five are likely to be married. Wow,

1299
01:27:36,199 --> 01:27:43,439
look at that, sure variety.
Sixty percent are likely to be heterosexual.

1300
01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:46,640
Yeah, that makes sense. So
majority your heterosexual majority are married,

1301
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:51,199
majority are married white men, white
men. Yeah, think of that again.

1302
01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:57,880
What was the number sixty percent of
which one heterosexual? Fifty nine percent,

1303
01:27:58,520 --> 01:28:00,560
So they're still like, that's still
a good chuck though, of like

1304
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:03,000
people like, if you think about
the population of the United States, hang

1305
01:28:03,079 --> 01:28:08,760
on, I identify as I may
who knows what percentage is. No,

1306
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:11,880
that's my point though, Like you
know what I'm saying, that's that's a

1307
01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:15,960
huge all comers. So if like, as of like last Friday, I

1308
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:19,760
think the homosexual population of the United
States was at seven percent identifying as like

1309
01:28:20,399 --> 01:28:27,000
non heterosexual because Bill Marer was talking
about it other people, So that's about

1310
01:28:27,079 --> 01:28:31,239
like fifty nine percent is heterosexual.
It's forty one percent are identifying as gay

1311
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:40,520
on OnlyFans that's a or others.
It could be others, Okay, the

1312
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:45,039
gay spectrum thirty four point five percent
also claim to not be Bible thumping right

1313
01:28:45,079 --> 01:28:48,560
wing Christians thirty four percent. It's
just a number I made up. Oh,

1314
01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:51,760
all the ones that say it's it's
the sinners the Sinner's game. Yeah,

1315
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:56,159
thirty, I wouldn't. I wouldn't
be surprised if there are people like

1316
01:28:56,199 --> 01:28:59,880
that on there. Of course there
are the harder. You rail against something,

1317
01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:04,439
I always think it's over compensation.
I'm I'm just the tost that.

1318
01:29:04,479 --> 01:29:06,520
I don't think I've had any part
of it all. Like, what are

1319
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:11,079
you railing against on a regular basis? Where you're up on a pulpit taking

1320
01:29:11,079 --> 01:29:15,399
a ship in a cat box at
school? That's one thing, Okay,

1321
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:18,880
yeah, yeah, no, But
I understand what I'm saying is like the

1322
01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:23,760
guys who really rail against homosexuality and
it's wrong, and it's this, and

1323
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:28,199
it's that. Look, when I
was in the temper in Minnesota, that's

1324
01:29:28,359 --> 01:29:30,279
the thing. He had voted against
it, and then all of a sudden.

1325
01:29:30,279 --> 01:29:34,520
I always think that's a little bit
of overcompensation to some degree. I

1326
01:29:34,520 --> 01:29:40,279
I what you're saying. Was with
my brother and something came up about somebody

1327
01:29:40,319 --> 01:29:44,680
being gay, and uh, my
brother pulls some stranger over and goes say,

1328
01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:46,119
take a look a picture of this
guy, do you think he's gay?

1329
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:49,720
Something like that, just as a
joke. And the guy had just

1330
01:29:49,720 --> 01:29:54,159
gotten off a boat. He didn't
have a shirt on, shorter guy but

1331
01:29:54,199 --> 01:29:57,079
pretty jacked. He goes, I'm
in the health and fitness industry. Blah

1332
01:29:57,079 --> 01:29:59,359
blah blah. He looks at he
goes, no, I don't think so.

1333
01:29:59,439 --> 01:30:01,520
I think this is is, you
know whatever, And then uh,

1334
01:30:01,720 --> 01:30:05,479
he brings his wife out. Now
his wife is in a bikini top.

1335
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:09,840
And I will say, I don't
know this. I have no way of

1336
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:12,600
knowing, but I would have if
you asked, if you put a gun

1337
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:16,159
to my head, I'm gonna go. She had fake brestisses because they just

1338
01:30:16,239 --> 01:30:19,159
were, you know, and she
was older. And then she says to

1339
01:30:19,199 --> 01:30:24,920
me. At one point, she
goes, well, tell you what homosexuality

1340
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:28,520
is a sin? We are we
are very much against it. We are

1341
01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:30,399
born again Christians. And the name
of their boat was Walks on Water,

1342
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:38,359
Walks on Water. And I always
just go, I I can't tell somebody

1343
01:30:38,399 --> 01:30:41,720
else what's a sin and what's not
a sin. I don't. I mean

1344
01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:45,560
within a certain degree, if you're
gonna if it involves love, I can't.

1345
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:46,359
Let's put it this way. I
can't. I get enough of my

1346
01:30:46,399 --> 01:30:49,760
own problems in mind. Yes,
right, I mean if somebody moves out

1347
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:55,039
for you, if you hit somebody, and you're drunk and you drive home

1348
01:30:55,119 --> 01:30:58,119
and you leave them on the side
of the road. That's not morally a

1349
01:30:58,159 --> 01:31:00,319
great thing. That's why we have
laws for that. I would encourage you

1350
01:31:00,359 --> 01:31:03,560
to turn yourself in. I would
say, hey, hey, I got

1351
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:06,520
that. But if you're gonna say
to me I'm gay, I'm certainly not

1352
01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:09,960
going to turn around and go,
well, you're going to hell. But

1353
01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:13,199
these people almost felt like they would
like she got mad, she was getting

1354
01:31:13,199 --> 01:31:15,720
mad and I and I thought that
that made me uncas. What do you

1355
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:25,479
think about? Beast allen allfornication?
All right, californication, that's what it

1356
01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:29,800
is. All right. We will
wrap it up for a Sunday afternoon.

1357
01:31:30,079 --> 01:31:33,520
Don't let your Monday take over your
Sunday. It's a great song. It's

1358
01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:40,760
a great song. Chris Trapper July
sixth out in spencer Boards for Dan Burrello,

1359
01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:44,680
who is not a fan of only
fans, but he's down ten pounds

1360
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:47,680
already. Yes. For Kevin Mure, who loves to make fun of my

1361
01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:54,319
picture, my profile picture. I'm
not comedy, I mean opportunity. Moran,

1362
01:31:54,399 --> 01:31:55,199
We'll see you tomorrow.