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All right, here we go.
Welcome to the New Year, twenty twenty

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four, New year, New you. It is the Don't Drop the Tongues

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podcast. You yeah, it's a
new well you guys. You know one

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thing that is still the same as
you guys talking over each other. So

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we just go on this thing.
I know, I know. Welcome to

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twenty twenty four. Welcome to Don't
Drop the Tongues. I'm proa boy that

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to my right is Phil the grill. Phil Johnson is here, Philip and

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Kyle from your behind. Barbecue,
Birds and Bones, this restaurant that may

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sometimes open in this New Year.
I think the bones and the birds flew

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away. I do believe the bones, baby, I do believe bones.

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So there's all sorts of different things
that we'll get into today. But first

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off, I hope everybody had a
great Christmas holiday because we were lost the

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week before Christmas as well as New
Year's. So real quick, how's everybody's

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Christmas? Saying New Year's? Phil, Oh, it was great. I

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veged out. I veged out.
I put a logitaris out like like veggies,

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no, like sat on the couch
and just came up with plans and

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processes oh, organization, it's all
about It's all about me. It's the

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third day of January. We'll see
probably three days in, so I don't

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think by March thirty mark. Just
now, all right? So you just

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veged out, Phil, Yeah,
I veged out, took care a little

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bit of household products and it and
it helped because it was a lot of

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rain, right, So that just
did rain something off the whole time.

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Yeah, it was off off off. Did you what did you cook?

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I made? I made? All
right, Let's go back to Christmas?

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What do I make for Christmas?
Believe the cookies ore for Santa? Huh?

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Did you leave cookies? Sanna don't
come? You remember? I met

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Santa at Barrel's Christmas party and I
asked him why he doesn't come down fire

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escapes and he said that they don't
do fire escapes. That's why they get

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eddy presents. But but what what
did I cook for Christmas? I can't

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remember. I don't know. It
wasn't at your house that so I'm asking

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you the question, was it?
No? I don't know. I was.

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Let's go to New Year's New Years? All right, So New Year?

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Hold on? How was your Christmas? It was great? It was

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great. It was Gramily in town. No, it came for Thanksgiving,

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so it was just me and son. It was kind of quiet. It's

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kind of quiet. It was nice
quiet. You know. Well, you

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kinder for her birthday? No,
I'm still chasing, all right. So

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so this is what this is what
happened. This is what happened. It

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was rainy on her birthday? Right? And what when is her birthday?

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It was December twentieth, right,
and it was rainy. I had two

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I had two reservations lined up for
her, right, Yeah, so we

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were out there restaurants. No,
then, what matter the rains. A

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black lady don't like rain. Black
ladies don't like rain. Day can't get

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wet. You never heard of an
umbrella? You hear that, Sonny?

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They talking, They talking crap,
they talk. That's that's Kyle miner COTTI

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talking crap, Sonny. So I
made I made a reservation at what's that

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pyro spot yeat? And then I
made a reservation over at I forgot.

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It was a tequila tasting on Center
Street in Roosevelt. Seventy five minutes.

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I was ready for that seventy five
minute to kill a taste, you know,

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much to killer I could drink,
I would kill myself in seventy five

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minutes. Sound good, Bay,
that's a chance. But because of the

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rain, I'm still chasing this dinner. So We've actually been out to other

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dinners, right. I was like, oh, she was like, yeah,

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that's not my birthday, but dinner. No, that's not it.

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That's not it. That's not it, Sonny. But I'm still chasing this

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birthday dinner. I'll probably be chasing
it for the next few months. I'm

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gonna be like, all right,
you're gonna have to pull this is gonna

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be your birthday dinner. But yeah, So I did that, and then

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New Year's I did a seafood boil. I have the Tribeca sauce down,

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did you How did you do your
boil? I actually used turkey bags,

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so I put it. You know, I got that off of the Asian

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markets, right. They do the
seafood boils. They put the potatoes,

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the corn, the hot link in
there, and then they put crab and

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they sell you the bag we had
with the sea and then they make like

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a butter garlic sauce and they put
it in toy restaurants. We'll do it

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too. Yeah, like anger crabshack. Man, I got this trivecta sauce.

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Who it is money? Everybody told
me to bottle it, have you?

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Okay, so you cooked it in
the bakers already cooked. No,

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I cooked it in the bag.
But you have to do it in stages,

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right, So I put I took
my I took my links. I

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grilled them. I took my corn. I kind of grilled them halfway,

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right. I got my potatoes kind
of boiled, and then I put them

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in the bag like halfway. And
I put the crab like in there first

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for the first fifteen minutes. Then
I added my shrimp, my quicker things

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like shrimp and lobster. I added
that after like another fifteen minutes. Man,

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those joints. Everything came out perfectly
out that bag. Everything was perfectly

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cooked. Like did you have to
pay like ten bags? Like how many

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bags? Like I'm me, I'm
good for like two bags, two bags,

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that's one package. One package has
two bags, Okay, So no,

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I made four bags. And then
the next day I did some Jamaican

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because we was doing black eyed peas. We went to Smitty's house and we

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did that whole hog and I took
Charlene's right hoof and I put it in

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my black eyed Peace and I made
ox tails and cabbage. Charlene was good

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all the way down to the last
week and real quick, you guys doing

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that. So let's go, Kyle, what do you do for Christmas?

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Well, so we had a crab
boil. I had a bunch of family

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in town. Yeah, but we
did that same kind of boil. But

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you cooked in a home depot bought
my brother. It's called a swamp bucket.

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Swear to dude, it's it's I
don't know, you cook in a

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plastic bucket. Brow it's fire.
I've seen this. I don't know who

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create I don't know. I wish
I could have created something like this.

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It's literally a home depot bucket.
It's got a heating coil at the bottom.

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You fill that sucker up with water. Right, you put your cage

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in seasoning, you put all your
stuff in there. You plug it in.

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Yeah, put the lid on and
you let it go. The plastic

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bucket. Yeah, you plug the
plastic bucket in. Yes, and it

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has a heating coil in a plastic
bucket. Yes, there's no water involved.

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No, there's water water. You
fill it up to the mark.

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There's a mark on the bucket.
You fill the water and the heating,

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put the put all your stuff in
there, plug it in, let the

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water boil with the seasoning and and
all that. Then you start dumping in

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your stuff, dumping in, dumping
in, dumping in. It's boil and

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boil and boiling. Then you dump
it out. Yeah, dump the juice

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out. It's got a little lid
on it with holes. Dump the juice

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out. Then you just pour that
out. Oh bro, the swamp bucket

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because I had at your family in
town and I got them one for Christmas

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because they love doing you know,
they go camping and they do you know,

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they like to do different stuff.
So let's see, Christmas Eve,

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we cooked a file at right,
cooked it, grilled it up, sliced

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it real thin, put it on
some croissant rolls with some homemade Baronet sauce.

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Did you wrap it in bacon?
No? No? And then I

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was gonna smoke a prime rib for
you know, for Christmas, because everybody's

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in town. And my side of
the family was like, no, you're

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not smoking anything. You're done.
Oh wow. They were done with the

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slow so they said, we're going
to do traditional. You already burned them

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out one. So Pops and my
brother did a whole big old prime rib

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in the oven. We did that. So my family's in town. They

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want to go check out my sister's
spot. My brother's building a house.

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We're gonna go check out his spot. We go do the whole thing.

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So we're coming back and I got
my shades on that. Everybody talks crap

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about the little metaglasses, right.
These guys are like, oh man,

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that's so cool. I was like, yeah, because I could do my

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cook and I'm showing them all this. So we're driving home and I my

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brother's like, Kyle, do you
see that? And I look and it's

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a green lifted golf cart and I'm
looking. I'm like, no way.

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So I hit the button on my
glasses to right. It's in record mode.

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Now we go rolling up, roll
down the window. He's like,

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yo, what's up, sugar.
He turned over, gave me the piece,

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said Merry Christmas, and we kind
of just roll. It was that

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two finger he said, Merry Christmas. Bro Sugar, shan O'Malley right the

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USC five finally, so it was
like this stocking, no stocking. But

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it was like a cool like like
a roll by and he's like, yeah,

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what's up man, Merry Christmas.
You think you could go to his

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house and ask that we're not that
close yet, But there was like a

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there was like a moment there where
we kind of just look at each other

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like, yo, we would definitely
be pause, we would definitely be homies,

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like we look, I look now
here on his watch last he was

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getting he was getting a visual of
you, gets tell a security about you.

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But I kind of it with his
recording glasses. We didn't like stop

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and make it all awkward like hey, you know, it was kind of

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just a roll and I rolled my
window the hey what's up, sugar?

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We just kind of into the slow
little role. My cousin's flipping out because

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he's a massive UFC fund you lift
there next to ship the shoan Sugarsh.

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Oh my god, he's freaking out, like I know we should get out

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to take pictures. I'm like,
no, let's just keep crew, keep

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cruise. You already took pictures.
Yeah, he didn't know. No're like,

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damn, nobody's gonna believe me that
we met Sugar on Christmas. B

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I was like, dude, I
got my glasses on and everybody flipped out,

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like, oh my god, So
I got this. I got this

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quick, little you know it's nice. I haven't posted it or anything because

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you have always I look at You'll
be always. But let me ask you

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a question. Did you get did
you get did you get his permission of

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video tape? No? I don't
care what's he go. He's a lanky

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little guy. But if he got
me on the ground, king dude,

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he would he would kill you.
But I think I could get one yo,

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did me? That's a question for
the video. I ever got kicked

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in the face my horse? No, I got got kicked in the chest

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my horse one time. That's true
story. Oh my gosh. Okay,

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So so Christmas gets over right,
blah blah blah. So I had this.

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This was This is a question that
I have to come to you.

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Guys. Didn't go over it,
I know, but just hold just let

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me just finish my Christmas thing real
quick. I told you I'm going on

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a ramp today. So I had
a post go viral on Facebook. It

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had and I'll show you the video
later. It had one point five million

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views. Right, ten thousand likes, four hundred and sixty seven comments.

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Now, I would say a little
bit more than half of the comments were

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like, oh my god, looks
so good. And basically this video is

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me with a whole poor but and
I'm just shredding it. I'm just shredding

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the pork butt on teeth on the
camera. That's it. It's a it's

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a ten second or less video.
Right, Oh, that looks so good.

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Give me a bunch, give me
this. I just want to read

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you some of the top worst comments
that I have. Someone says ew,

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next person says, it's overcooked if
you can pull the bone out. Okay,

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So this is what I want to
talk. I mean, we must

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not. I mean, okay,
it's overcooked if you can pull the bone

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out of a pork butt, got
it? No, it's yeah, Okay,

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you can cook that in a crock
pot and get the same smoke.

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Ring. I'm not impressed. You
could cook it in a crackpot and get

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the same smoke that's what he says. Well, I mean you could cook

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it. Yeah, he's right.
You know. The thing is, it's

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like you have to, like I
respond to every comment. What you do

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you know? He was getting read, I was getting wrapped up. Then

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another guy says, you need to
cook it longer. It shouldn't be pink.

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If it's pork, you'll be shitting
through an eye of a needle.

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Ah Shi perfect looks like something from
the Walking Den. Learn to Cook.

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You look like you eat bland ass
meat loaf for dinner? You do?

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I do? But watching this makes
me want to vomit. And the best

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one a condom, would have prevented
this post. Wow, that's actually kind

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of damn. They got pops,
they got pop bop check this out.

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But the thing is, here's the
thing. This blows my It really just

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blows my mind just reading these comments
that people like don't understand, like how

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do you think you get a pulled
pork sandwich? But do you realize that

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these people very much so like it. Their only job is they're living in

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their mom's basements and they're just talking
smack. No, because I looked at

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some of these dudes' profiles and like, these are very old people. They're

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just bitter. No, But it's
just like they don't know what a smoke

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ring was. They didn't know like
pulled pork, Like, oh, it's

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it's not done. If you can
pull a bone out? What what is

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that? Fools on that? Maybe
maybe because of oh, now I remember

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what I cooked for Christmas, because
you said that I cooked a Puerto Rican

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roast pork right so that you wouldn't
pull a bone out. It's more of

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the shoulder part. But I did
a roast pork and I made pastellis.

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Pastellis is a Puerto Rican to Molly, but instead of the corn masa,

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it was yuka and green bananas,
and then inside I put some pu pork.

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Actually it was some sean lene.
No, they better not be no

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pink in there. You'd be spro
it might be might be a little pink.

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Good that was mine. That was
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That was it. That was good. So check this out. Hold

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on one more bro, I'm joining
everybody in the War of twenty twenty four

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of going on a diet. It's
a very popular diet. Wait, hold

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on, what is it you?
I'm not going to say hold on,

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yeah, you going on. I'm
three days in right now. So it's

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a very popular one that plays on
your radio station. So the the on

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this diet I can't have. I
can't have banks. It's got that sugar,

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sugar, that s something in it. Yeah, So I can't have

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that. What can't you have?
Bro? I didn't know. So I'm

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like freaking out and I go to
I'm at work at three am, and

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I am freaking dying yesterday, like
I am dead to the world. The

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most miserable f and day I've ever
had in my life. Right, So

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I looked at the little Facebook chat
or Facebook group thing and they're like yeah,

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And I typed an energy drink and
they're like, yeah, go get

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this ZeVA zevas Zeba. They sell
it sprouts. I can tell you the

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last time I've been to a sprout. Yeah, yeah, walked in there.

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Bro. God, that's why you
and I just need to go hang

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out and sprouts and just act like
we know what the hell we're doing.

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Yeah, you not the energy drinks, Bro, I was back to freaking

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Kyle's back, you think, so, Yeah, I don't like that.

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Ain't like I liked it. You
liked all bro, that natural craw I

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had that. I I can't do
anything else. I had to have something

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in my life to wake me up
because at three a y Miami's zombie we

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can't say coke. Can't we say
coke? You can't say Coca CoA?

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Yeah, you can. Have to
come on. Anyways, that's my life.

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What about you, Beryl, Let's
talk about your christ talk about moms

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and dad. Man. I loved
meeting your mom's and dad at the Christmas

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parting. Yeah, me and your
moms was talking trading recipes. Actually,

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I think I'm invited to the house. You probably are. You probably are.

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You Can you imagine Beryl flipping out
if you don't go there pumping moms

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in the kitchen. I'm gonna storm
it in like a teenager. Bob,

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where's to me? Ceasy? Phil? Oh, what's up? Bell?

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Let's going moms of cooking pizza?
But like, what is happening right now?

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So my Christmas? So I was
off the same time Phil was.

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I was off for two weeks.
Yes, and I did. I did

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the same thing. Filled it like
twenty twenty three and ob anybody else it

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It was like you were like in
a spin cycle, a god dang washing

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machine. Like you never could get
centered, You're just getting You're just thrown

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around all year long. I was
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year, got there and I like
the week between Christmas before Christmas, I

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didn't do a thing. Yeah,
Like I legitimately slept, woke up.

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I was like, oh I go
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a thing. You got weird hours
too. Yeah. I didn't do a

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thing that entire week. It was
great. Christmas. We I went to

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like a kind of like an open
house kind of thing for a bunch of

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people, like you know, small
families out here, people moved here,

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whatever. Did that. It was
fun house in your neighborhood. No,

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but my poor parents live. They
have like a big, huge It's like

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almost like a neighborhood block party because
it's bunch people like, you know,

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like some people will have family here, people will get whatever. So it

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was cool. It did that Christmas
Day, Christmas Night. Didn't really do

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much of anything. Went to a
buddy of mine's house Christmas evening and just

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hung out there. Nothing crazy.
Uh, didn't cook it all that whole

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time. Like I said, I
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I did make chili. One day. I left over try tip and I

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was like, I got to put
this in some chili. So I went

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after and made some chili. It
was it was dang good beans. Beans

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no beans, no beans, beans
because a beanos no because beans. Okay,

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So one day I would like to
add about chili. Everybody has the

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wrong impression about chili because is there
really a chili bean? Well they we

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they call chili beans. It's a
kidney bean. Yeah, it's the real

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name for a chili bean is kidney
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chili is chili because of the pepper, because of the chili beans exactly.

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All right. Well, we actually
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chili and I posted it and somebody's
mine were like, there's no beans in

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there, and I was like,
there's not supposed to beans in there.

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And people were kind of like chirping
back and forth about it, like there's

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got to be and I was like
no, And a buddy of mine said

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it best who's not a cook.
Whatever it goes, Chili that has beans

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has no flavor or has no meat. It's filler. And I was like

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I kind of I was like okay, and he goes. I grew up

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dirt ass. Poor my mom put
more beans in there than you can imagine,

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he goes because she couldn't afford meat. He goes, so to make

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it where we weren't eating, he
called the diarrheal water. He goes.

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She filled it in with beans and
I was like, that's so true.

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He goes, he goes, good
chili. He goes, it's got like

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meeting there. So asked me.
He goes, what kind of meat you

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got in yours? And I was
like, it's got half a try tip,

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all like cut up super fine in
there. I go, it's got

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a pound of ground beef and it's
got a pound of Italian sausage all mixed

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in there. And I said,
I put it on. So I put

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it all together, put it in
the in the Dutch oven and just put

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on my GMG. Yeah at like
two twenty five yeah, and was like,

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I'll check you later. And it
hit that thing like eight hours later.

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I go out and stirred occasionally.
Yeah. Fire, that's making my

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stomach right now. Came out with
some it was good chili there. It

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was great, bro, what's that
can't because because you're on your new diet,

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yo, you did you water fast? You should have took my advice

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and water fast for three days first. But I'm gonna I did the carry

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off I'll go on a whole thing
about it. So I did chilli on

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that and then on New Year's or
then the week before that. So the

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guy I was gonna tell you we
got to have on the podcast here he

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h works in one of our morning
shows here in the studio. He wanted

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to get into smoking and stuff like
that. So he was we were going

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back and forth about stuff. Yeah, long story short, I got him

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a I got him a little GMG, got him set up with a little

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GMG, and he cooked his first
try tip on it and he loved it.

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Well. Then he had his son's
first birthday. Oh I saw this

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and he wanted to like had this
idea what he was getting, Like,

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this is way too beyond you,
Joey, I'll do it. Yeah.

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Yeah. So at first of all, I was just doing some pork butts.

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Yeah, easy, simple, right. Well, then that evolved into

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his wife was like, well,
you know we're gonna do tacos. We'd

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really like to have pulled chicken.
Add that dilemma to it. Dilemma,

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but to add that level to it, I mean pulled chicken. Ze just

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did a bunch of chicken thighs.
Yeah, I hope you had a big

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kitchen aid. I better believe I
kitchen aid like a mofo. I kitchen

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aid like it's twenty four. Let's
get rid of the kitchen note. Let's

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keep you going. Kitchen AD's even
better, buddy. Nope, oh god

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no, that's that's no carols.
Kitchen ad that bad. Yo and so

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turned out perfect. But here was
the best part. So it's like I

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had to get the food there at
four o'clock. It's like twelve, and

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he messages me and goes, hey, He goes, do you think you

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could make beans? And I'm like, like baked beans, barbecue beans.

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He's like no, like something like
Mexican beans, like somebody could do it.

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I'm like, you, I posted
to soak these overnight. Yeah exactly.

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So I'm like, so exactly,
you said, Hey, Suri,

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I went on freaking Google, can
put in. I put it up.

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I literally just put in. I
put in canned pinto bean bean recipes,

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and this woman's web page came up, and I should give her credit,

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but I did not. No,
No, it was some random person I've

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never seen. It was so basic
or her web page was so basic.

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So it was two cans of two
big cans of pinto beans, threw those

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in there, saw are drained.
And then it was two cans of pinto

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beans in a blender with the juice
puraded, mixed them together, got them

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hot, added some green chilies to
him, and then it had a little

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extra water and took the water off
it. And then I just took a

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whole block of cheddar cheese and just
shredded and dropped it in there, cheese,

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thicking it in the beans, and
it thickened them up and they were

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fire to the point where I was
like, I don't know what the heck

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I just made here, But this
just I never had beans and cheese and

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beans beans. I thought this cheese
on top of the beans. Put some

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manteca in there too. Honestly,
I was just I was just dealing with

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what I had to work with.
No, I can't have that the large

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I see the bs I have to
eat bro not be it's real good stuff.

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I'm on some new clean stuff this
year. It's all about balance.

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You got a question, It's all
about balance. Many have you guys ever

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cold plunged before? Yes? I
have? Have you? Yeah? At

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lifetime you jumped in a pool,
which what they have what hold on all

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directions here? Barrel? How did
you do it? Did you jump?

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I have a friend of mine who
has a cold plunge in his backcard,

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and I have another friend of mine
who's got above ground one, mister Jay.

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And so now I wasn't John Jay's, but I have a buddy on

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the same setup as that where he's
got a cold plunge in his back here

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next to his pool. And you
did it? Yeah, four minutes or

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three and a half minutes, you
did it too. Yeah. I gotta

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be honest with you. It's not
as horrible once you get in. Once

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you get in that first forty seconds
to a minute, yeah, I was

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horrific. Yeah, and then your
body kind of like locks up. Where

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I struggled with was the getting out, yeah, because like I get cold

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and I get like locked up tight
yeah yeah, and then you gotta like

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lift your legging like climb out of
this like cold plunge tub. Yeah.

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Yeah. And so that's why I
only like the cold plunge at lifetime,

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because lifetime, you go, you
work out right, and I find cold

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plunge actually helps you with your information, right, you know, like you

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you sore and stuff. So it
works all that out. Then you jump

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right into the sauna like so then
Nat loosens everything back up for you and

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you tore my a cl this morning, I think, are you cold punched?

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Well? Turned off the house?
You had to take a becka,

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dude, that's okay. So I
took a hot shower. It's two am.

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I'm taking a hot shower. Boom, ready to go. Then they

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say get out of the shower,
dry off. Is this hard part of

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your diet thing? No, it's
not part of all. But I was

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just like, I was like,
my mind was I went on this TikTok

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rabbit hole. So then the brecka
guy was like, yo, just turn

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your shower onto cold. So I
have, uh, what do you call

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it? Like one of those not
a miss shower, but like you got

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shower heads on the side of rain. So he said, turn it all

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the cold, then just get in
it. I'm thinking, yeah, at

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two am, I'm ready turn that
on cold. Bro, I's the worst

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lip that. It's the worst thing. Ran out busted my I felt I

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was bad, all bad, bro. So am I trying it again?

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Never again? So at least if
I could jump into something, yeah,

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good to go. Yeah, but
I would never try to shower because you're

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gonna be cold in one area,
like at least when you're down, like

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you're down at your shoulders, like
if I just wake up, maybe yeah,

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but not after a hot shower.
Now I teased you about I teached

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you about the electric guy or the
gas guy coming and turn off your water

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because it happened to me in college. We all rented this house and we

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didn't pay the bill, and the
gas guy came and one of my roommates

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let him in to turn off the
gas. Right now, we're all taking

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cold showers. I busted my lip
because I was in there just rantically,

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like frantic, just showering and rinsing
and showering campus lip on this shower head

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like I was like, all it
was just so painful to take showering.

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Bro. I was like, all
right, guys, we got paid his

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bill, We got get into something
right now. All right. Back to

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the food talk. So I did
that. I cook form he loved,

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and everything was great with that.
But on New Year's Eve for dinner every

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year, I go with some friends
here then on a local brewery, uh

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hu sprewing. I went with them. We go to Ocean forty four every

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year in New Year's Eve for dinner. If you guys, thanks for the

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invite. Well, it's me and
it's a good family. I mean they

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were at the Christmas party, well
who wants to bring the troll with people?

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Though I know at the end of
that party they would all look at

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Beryl and they said, that was
the best he needs to come. That

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was the best decisions you ever had. Whoa we we to dinner? If

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you don't know Ocean forty four is
it's a high end steakhouse seafood house here

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in town in the Phoenix area.
The time is that they're well that's another

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subject. Sorry anyway, So they
had something that was incredible. They had

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chicken fried lobster tails Okay, oh
my god. And then they also had

408
00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:34.319
fried shrimp. They had fried shrimp
deviled eggs. I think I've had that

409
00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:41.440
before. Actually fire those two appetizers
were and the double deck and the double

410
00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:45.519
degg. But it's like it's fried, but it's like like Cajun fried.

411
00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:48.440
And then it's like almost like it's
minced, so it isn't like you're getting

412
00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:52.079
a big piece of shrimp. It's
just like it's almost like I said,

413
00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:56.559
it's like minced and it's just on
top of it. Oh that was good.

414
00:27:56.640 --> 00:28:06.079
But those chicken fried lobster tales,
Oh my gosh, so good had

415
00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:08.400
that? So that was mine for
the most part. And now we're here,

416
00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:11.920
we are rolling into the new year, twenty twenty four. It's a

417
00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:15.519
nice even number for us this year. Did you it's all about being even

418
00:28:15.559 --> 00:28:19.359
in balance? Oh, here we
go. I don't need no philosophy.

419
00:28:19.400 --> 00:28:22.359
I mean, I'm just I gotta
say. Though my year started, I

420
00:28:22.359 --> 00:28:29.000
mean it could end crappy. But
my Michigan Wolverines playing for the National Championship

421
00:28:29.319 --> 00:28:32.880
game right, the National Championship on
Monday, which was great. It had

422
00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:38.680
to help repeat that again, Cowboys, he repeat that again, my Michigan

423
00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:44.960
nation. Yes, yes, allions. We all saw what I got robbed.

424
00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:48.480
The Lions got robbed, got robbed. I've never rob It should have

425
00:28:48.519 --> 00:28:52.720
never even gotten to that point because
they we should add a pass interference way

426
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:56.920
before, because they called the tripping
call on a Cowboys offensive lignment. Who

427
00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:03.279
wasn't tripping It was that hutchingin d
bag, that the guy who destroyed your

428
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:04.799
all pro Hey, by the way, did you hear that. Did you

429
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:08.240
hear that your all pros? Jock
is still hanging there and hey, he

430
00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:12.400
owned you guys, that's what Anyways, No, I agree that's here because

431
00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:17.599
I'm not blaming the Cowboys anymore.
Like I don't blame him, I don't

432
00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:22.680
I blame the NFL officiating if you
don't tell me that they're not on the

433
00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:30.240
take it is it was. It
was funny how the Cowboys barely won that

434
00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:34.400
game by some miss freaking stupid play. Yeah, yeah, right, and

435
00:29:34.440 --> 00:29:40.519
then all of a sudden, the
Eagles get beat by Arizona. Let's go.

436
00:29:40.839 --> 00:29:44.640
But there's also so many look hold
on, no, no, no,

437
00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:48.960
no, no, no CBS,
the NFL why had the same official

438
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:52.799
hold on? Jimmy Johnson gets inducted
to the Ring of Honor that night,

439
00:29:53.000 --> 00:30:00.480
Yes, and undefeated at home.
All the old time Cowboys are all there

440
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:02.880
to watch Jimmy Johnson do his thing? What did that have to do with

441
00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:06.079
you think what the NFL was gonna
be like, Yeah, maybe the Cowboy

442
00:30:06.119 --> 00:30:08.519
should lose this game. No,
no, it's not happening. It's not

443
00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:15.440
happen. Here's the ill put a
little saw on your team. They got

444
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:18.240
assaulted. You guys will lose in
the first round of the playoffs. Way

445
00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:22.480
you see what bracket we're in.
Yeah, it don't matter. Don't matter

446
00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:26.079
who you think you got for Seattle
or the Rams. Oh s matth Stafford

447
00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:29.440
will light you up. No,
No, your second, Jared Gofflet your

448
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:33.279
second here. Stafford is gonna look
at Cooper Cup and Nakou on the other

449
00:30:33.319 --> 00:30:37.440
side and be like, I'm gonna
go this. Oh he's gonna go to

450
00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:40.599
Jefferson as well. If you play
against the Rams, you guys will lose

451
00:30:40.599 --> 00:30:45.279
by seventeen points. I will take
that call all day long. Seventeen points.

452
00:30:45.319 --> 00:30:48.839
I'll take that right now. We'll
wait and set right if the matchup

453
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:51.759
happens. Yeah, yeah, all
right, all right, let's get back

454
00:30:51.759 --> 00:30:53.480
into Barbie. I got a question
anyways. Yeah, have you guys seen

455
00:30:53.519 --> 00:31:00.799
this new rib association that has popped
up? I sped up and rolling deep

456
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:03.240
I saw because I don't think I've
seen you so happy about something. How

457
00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:07.319
do you? How do you sign
up? Tell us about the events start

458
00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:10.160
this week or not this week?
This year in Oklahoma, they're starting to

459
00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:12.279
Oklahoma. A bunch of promoters have
already put their names in the hat to

460
00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:15.519
get the paperwork going blah blah blah
blah blah. Promoters put the names in

461
00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:18.359
the hat. Yeah. So if
you want to be a promoter of the

462
00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:21.400
event, you fill out an application, you send it in. It's just

463
00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:23.319
like seeah same, it's sane,
just like I s Yeah. Yeah,

464
00:31:23.480 --> 00:31:29.640
okay. So here's a little rules
and here we go. Yeah, types

465
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:33.000
of ribs for this cookoff. It's
a one day cookoff. I love these

466
00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:36.200
little one day cookoffs. Bro.
It's not a three day or you know,

467
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:38.720
Thursday, you get there, party
all night Friday, you know,

468
00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:42.839
do all your barbecue stuff. Yeah, this is a one day yeah,

469
00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:45.720
all right. So the types of
ribs you can cook. You can cook

470
00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:49.319
baby backs or spare ribs. That's
it. Baby backs are spare. Promoters

471
00:31:49.400 --> 00:31:55.480
have the option for providing the ribs. They have the option. They have

472
00:31:55.519 --> 00:32:00.960
the option to keep griming what that's
good though, but to keep the cost

473
00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:05.839
down as a promoter trying to put
on an event and people can bring their

474
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:08.799
own ribs, let's go, it's
perfect, all right. Meat inspection,

475
00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:14.799
there's no meat inspection that will be
conducted. That's a problem. That's a

476
00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:17.920
problem. If you bring your own
ribs, it's going to be a problem.

477
00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:22.599
Here we go. Meat can be
trimmed before arriving at the contest.

478
00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:28.079
You hear the rest of the wolves. Let me finish this first. Let

479
00:32:28.119 --> 00:32:34.799
me finish seasoning an injection. No
seasoning or injecting ribs before arriving at the

480
00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:38.880
contest. How would they know?
Any cook cot pre seasoning or injecting their

481
00:32:38.960 --> 00:32:45.680
ribs before arriving at the contest will
be disqualified from the contest and possibly banned

482
00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:49.359
from the rib cook office. But
how do they know? They don't inspect.

483
00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:53.160
That's I Therefore, you just open
the door for Pandora's box and people

484
00:32:53.200 --> 00:33:00.240
get weird. Yeah, but I
mean seasoning. You could see if some

485
00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:02.200
of these stuff was season now,
you can inject every living heck out of

486
00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:06.440
everything before it got there. Okay, you gotta had that much of an

487
00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:07.960
advantage, That's what I'm saying.
Is it really gonna hapen? Because you

488
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:17.480
know what, you still gotta cook
it because I break of a team no

489
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:25.079
names. Allegedly, everything was already
trimmed. You're allowed to in ksebs seasoned

490
00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:30.000
and injected. You're allowed to in
ksebs or no, you're not allowed to

491
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:35.160
do that. In case bs already
before getting to the contest. Was this

492
00:33:35.240 --> 00:33:38.519
the royal Nope? Did it help
them? No? It did not.

493
00:33:38.519 --> 00:33:42.880
Nothing helped them because they couldn't cook
them. Right, So there's that.

494
00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:46.759
Yeah. I mean, okay,
what advantages or disadvantages do you both see

495
00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:52.480
on injecting your ribs before the content? I don't know enough about it to

496
00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:55.720
say whether or not it would work. No, here's the deal. If

497
00:33:55.759 --> 00:34:02.279
you know what you're doing and you
use the rite amount of tender riser on

498
00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:06.640
your ribs, it will have a
better advantage. You think it will have

499
00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:09.920
a better ad So yeah, because
just just look at the let's look at

500
00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:13.800
the obvious. And I'm glad you
brought up ribs because I got something.

501
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:19.320
But but look at look at the
obvious. You take that tender what's that

502
00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:27.360
with Smithfield brand tender tender tender ris
ribs or whatever that you cook that against?

503
00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:32.039
Uh, a regular Smithfield Natural or
something like that, or Perry Fresh

504
00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:37.199
Natural, They're going to be a
lot more tender. Eh. Okay,

505
00:34:37.239 --> 00:34:40.039
maybe yaybe I don't you still gotta
cook it. But here's the deal.

506
00:34:40.039 --> 00:34:44.920
Here's the deal. I don't care
how tender they are. They're let me

507
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:47.800
just carry so for me, sure
it could. It could. Texture is

508
00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:52.480
going to be a different Yeah,
But so I have a very strict timeline,

509
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:55.280
right, Yeah, at a KCBS
contest, like I'm injecting ribs at

510
00:34:55.280 --> 00:35:00.679
four o'clock in the morning, No, four pm in the afternoon on Friday,

511
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:04.480
after beat inspection and all that.
Inject the ribs, they sit overnight,

512
00:35:04.679 --> 00:35:07.079
and then I seizon them probably at
three or four in the morning.

513
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:09.000
I seize them and they sit on
the counter, and I let them get

514
00:35:09.039 --> 00:35:14.960
to room temp before they go on
the grill about seven about eight, actually

515
00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:17.519
seven thirty eight o'clock. So I
don't really see an advantage that because that

516
00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:22.280
would screw me up, even if
I were to inject them and try to

517
00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:25.480
seizon them before I got to this
contest, because contests usually start like SCA

518
00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:31.880
for example, at seven am.
Does it allow you, though to work

519
00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:37.239
with somebody who does know how to
inject properly? Yeah? So does that

520
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:39.719
allow you to kind of be like, hey, so here's let me let

521
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:45.360
me just keep reading these rules.
So there, it's not like a KCBS

522
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:49.639
type rib You could turn in smoke
fried ribs. You can turn in terioki

523
00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:53.280
ribs. You can turn in bacon
wrapped ribs. You can do any type

524
00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:55.760
mango rip. You could do any
type of rib. You will love this.

525
00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:00.559
So it doesn't mean because casebs you
can't right, case yes, O,

526
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:05.000
case yes, you could. You
can turn to imply them. You

527
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:08.199
can turn in what you want.
You can turn in what you want.

528
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:13.599
But you don't want to. You
don't want to be too much outside the

529
00:36:13.599 --> 00:36:16.760
boxer. You're gonna get smashed.
Why because the judges aren't fair and don't

530
00:36:16.840 --> 00:36:20.679
judge objectively based on what's in front
of them, the base on their own

531
00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:23.239
personal preperacy. There's a preference.
Wait, you say they let their personal

532
00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:28.400
is coming to effect the overall judge. Totally, totally. I had one

533
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:32.360
judge that's I had one judge tell
me that he does not like to eat

534
00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:39.239
chicken on a bone. So what
are you doing judging. We're not talking

535
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:45.320
about We're not going there. We're
not going so cook objective cook's age,

536
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:52.239
fire source and turn in boxes.
Cooks must be eighteen years or older to

537
00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:57.000
cook in the Rib cook Off Association
events. I'm past that cooks can use

538
00:36:57.079 --> 00:37:02.639
any fire source to cook their ribs, any fire source, deep fryor promoters

539
00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:07.000
have the flexibility to choose a fire
source for their specific event. So you

540
00:37:07.000 --> 00:37:09.199
know, you go to event,
it's like, hey, I want you

541
00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:13.679
to smoke them only, or hey, actually we're only not providing no electricity,

542
00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:15.559
so breaking your own fire, yeah, or deep frying or you're only

543
00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:20.480
going to do this, do that
all right? So only one pit per

544
00:37:20.519 --> 00:37:27.239
person. Turn In boxes will have
foiled disc and six ribs in the box

545
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:32.360
only, so no containers of sauce
are allowed in the turning box. So

546
00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:37.119
you know the judging rules. There
you go, bro ears perked up.

547
00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:45.239
Non certified judges will I guess because
it's new, you can't certified, so

548
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:52.840
they could just move on over because
they certified. Non certified judges will elevate

549
00:37:52.920 --> 00:38:01.119
the ribs evaluate wack down. Judging
will follow the double blind method. Criteria

550
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:08.280
is appearance taste with a decimal rating
and tenderness with a decimal rating. So

551
00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:14.119
there's the taste and then there's the
tenderness. So you know, so okay,

552
00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:19.519
ribs can be picked up or eaten
with a plastic fork. Turn in

553
00:38:19.599 --> 00:38:22.360
only six ribs, no more so. The normal payout first places a thousand

554
00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:28.000
bucks and goes five hundred four hundred
two hundred and fifty and then places six

555
00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:31.320
through ten are one hundred dollars each, and then they're gonna have to buy

556
00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:36.320
in. That is not like but
I'm gonna gues it's about one hundred and

557
00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:40.960
fifty bucks. Especially if you've got
to supply your own real light. It's

558
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:44.280
just like steak. They've no no, no, no, no, that's

559
00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:45.800
what I mean. I mean,
I'm just asking, is it gonna be

560
00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:50.519
like sea where you you know,
come in the morning, you set up,

561
00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:52.280
you cook, you turn in same
day, or is it going to

562
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:54.960
be like a day No? No, no. This is why this came

563
00:38:55.000 --> 00:39:00.239
out because they want a one day, same event, you know type it.

564
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:02.960
I love these companies. You at
least got like four hours, three

565
00:39:04.000 --> 00:39:07.360
four hours. You're gonna have to
have four hours. Yeah, you're gonna

566
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:10.400
at least so people got to get
there early. Wow, it's on them.

567
00:39:10.679 --> 00:39:15.159
And then what happens if you have
like a Ribs election, right,

568
00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:16.960
so you're gonna go to a table
and do a Ribs election and they gonna

569
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:21.400
but if they tell you you can
provide your own ribs, I don't think.

570
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:24.239
I don't I really don't think a
promoter is going to have that expense

571
00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:30.199
of forty teams supplying each team with
say two racks of ribs. That's a

572
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:34.519
big expense, Yeah, it is. Rather they say bring your own ribs.

573
00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:37.880
Yeah, well, don't know what. But then don't charge me two

574
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:40.480
hundred dollars than the one to fifty
I bet, I bet it's one hundred

575
00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:44.280
and fifty bucks. And then they're
kind of the cool thing about this too

576
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:46.000
is they have a championship at the
end. You win, you win an

577
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:50.599
event, you get a ticket,
golden ticket, whatever. And the championships

578
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:53.440
in Oklahoma, Oh, there's a
championshipeah like an Sea World Chance. It's

579
00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:58.039
the same format as SCA. Now, if you think about it, they're

580
00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:05.400
gonna be adding ancillaries they yes,
will as well make the ancillary's chicken brisket.

581
00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:10.039
And when are they win? So
only in Oklahoma's right now, right

582
00:40:10.079 --> 00:40:16.599
now. But I've saw like people
comment on Facebook about uh requesting the paperwork

583
00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:20.400
to be a promoter, to do
to host an event, because I know

584
00:40:20.519 --> 00:40:25.239
John Lindsay he's hosting events. He's
gonna host events in Arkansas. You're not

585
00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:29.679
getting close Arizona, I know,
no, No, But Oklahoma, Yo,

586
00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:31.880
we got Corey. I'm gonna go
with Corey Chef, Cory bro Jeff

587
00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:37.039
Corey, Corey Chef, Cory phil
sous chef. Was we gotta go,

588
00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:42.639
we gott analogy exists, dude,
we gotta go cook some all for this?

589
00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:45.800
Now what now? What does this
tell you? Okay, so here

590
00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:51.239
you go. You're your crips album. I might think about it. Okay,

591
00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:52.679
So what kind of ribs would you
cook? What kind of ribs?

592
00:40:52.719 --> 00:41:00.400
Don't cook country? No, baby
back, don't what I'm talking about.

593
00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:05.480
What I'm talking about? Hey,
do you show up at nine o'clock turn

594
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:08.119
into one like, good luck,
good luck buddy, But I'm gonna have

595
00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:13.639
my poor boiled country ribs. What
would you cook? What would you cook

596
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:17.119
like this till like like honestly anything? Yeah, I don't know like that.

597
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:22.039
That would have to give some thought
because, of course, of course,

598
00:41:22.119 --> 00:41:28.679
we have been trained to cook Saint
Louis in a box neatly, nicely

599
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:32.039
glazed and now appearance. Yeah no, And that's what I'm saying. So

600
00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:37.679
now that you could go off the
cuff, I would probably I would have

601
00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:40.960
to pay the box. Now,
I'm just saying this out loud about going

602
00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:45.599
off the cuff, because when SCA
was big time out here. It still

603
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:50.159
is. But when SCA was out
here and they would have ribbed ribs as

604
00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:54.320
their ancillaris, my dad and I
would absolutely not to sound like an a

605
00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:59.880
hole smash on people with this.
You know why because everybody was so used

606
00:41:59.880 --> 00:42:05.880
to cooking the caseybs the suite.
That's why Knox would do terioki knock it

607
00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:07.760
out of the park. I would
do the bacon wrapped knock it out of

608
00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:12.599
the park, just because it's different
than if you're a judge. You're sitting

609
00:42:12.599 --> 00:42:16.119
there right here comes ribs, uh
caseys ribs. Yeah good. I can

610
00:42:16.119 --> 00:42:20.719
eat it with a fork, fork
and knife. Guess what, over cook

611
00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:25.599
them? They want them tender.
It's forking knife because the hand or they

612
00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:29.880
get. You're gonna you know what
I would do. You're gonna have judges

613
00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:32.159
that are gonna say you're gonna cook
it. You're gonna cook them more.

614
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:36.440
You're not worried about the bite you
want to fall off the bone. Yes,

615
00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:39.559
yeah, And I'm gonna do my
mom's oven ribs. I'm gonna get

616
00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:45.360
any heat source you're allowed, cook
them in the oven and put some of

617
00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:51.199
that hinds onion piece. Barbecue sauce. You do, you bro barrel?

618
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:53.559
What kind of ribs did you cook? I would do Texas styles, Saint

619
00:42:53.639 --> 00:43:00.320
Louis ribs. I really love.
That's what I really been loving is Texas.

620
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:05.039
That meat uh almost just like a
little tiny bit of a glaze.

621
00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:07.559
You have to have sauce. Let's
see. I don't know it would have

622
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:09.440
a little sauce on it, but
it'd be almost just like such a glaze

623
00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:13.800
that when I do it. What
I've been doing with mine is I've been

624
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:19.840
doing cosmos SPG, doing cosmos SPG
across it, and then taking a little

625
00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:24.480
bit of uh, like a like
a hotter like pepper, just a little

626
00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:28.719
dusting of that across the top of
it, and then just rolling them.

627
00:43:29.079 --> 00:43:30.559
And then when they get close,
or when they get about done about one

628
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:36.559
hundred and eighty five hundred ninety degrees, I take them in what is it

629
00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:42.440
the uh blues hog the their Tennessee
red. That's the sauce that's thrill thin.

630
00:43:42.800 --> 00:43:44.519
Put a little layer of the hat
on there, and then I just

631
00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:49.519
lay the ribs in there, wrap
them and foil and set them for like

632
00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:52.400
an hour and a half, so
they got a little glaze on them like

633
00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:54.599
I would roll something like that.
Maybe, bro, this is interesting to

634
00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:59.639
me. Man, So speaking of
ribs, not to switch subjects. I

635
00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:04.119
don't know if I'm late to the
party of everybody knew this. Did you

636
00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:09.400
know Smithfield got bought out by a
Chinese company? Smithfield? No, Smithfield

637
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:21.239
Virginia, Virginia base family owned farm
has got bought out by a Chinese doesn't

638
00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:24.599
surprise me. Company. Now they're
they're bringing it public. I guess Smithfield

639
00:44:24.599 --> 00:44:30.760
had problems and they they were laying
off and they had to kind of get

640
00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:35.280
some kind of investment. That's why. Well, so that makes sense why

641
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:39.360
they're not sponsoring. Smithfield was acquired
in twenty thirteen by China's top me producer,

642
00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:43.719
which is known as the wh Grip
to four point seven billion dollar deal

643
00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:46.000
mark one of the biggest take overs
in an American base business by a Chinese

644
00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:49.719
company at the time. But this
was in twenty thirteen. I know.

645
00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:52.760
That's why I'm saying I'm late to
the party. But no, now it's

646
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:54.480
becoming that now that we're coming.
I thought it was just soon, but

647
00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:58.719
they're making it public shares now they're
about to be the first come out.

648
00:44:58.840 --> 00:45:00.480
They're gonna go public, and I
got to go public. Let's go buy

649
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:04.559
some stocks and and uh so you
want to talk speaking of ribs, we're

650
00:45:04.559 --> 00:45:07.880
talking about ribs and companies. Yeah, dude, I geeked out yesterday.

651
00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:09.719
So I was at the grocery store
Bashes Local groc Stoy. Yeah yeah,

652
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:14.559
sup in my house. Anyways,
I'm going through and you know, when

653
00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:16.199
you walk into the store, they
got the random signs out. It says

654
00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:20.719
pork back ribs dollar forty seven pound
pork back ribs. And I'm like,

655
00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:22.239
okay, whatever, what's a back
rip? Like a baby back? They

656
00:45:22.639 --> 00:45:28.760
got you dollar for I'm like,
yeah, whatever, don't really think much

657
00:45:28.760 --> 00:45:31.880
of it. Go walking back in
there, they're Prairie Fresh. Woo,

658
00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:37.159
Prairie Fresh dollar forty seven pounds.
I got racks of them. I'm looking

659
00:45:37.199 --> 00:45:38.800
at my receipt because I literally got
a receipts. Talk about it. Five

660
00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:43.960
eighty one and five dollars and eighty
five cents. Where was this at the

661
00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:46.519
bashes? By me? But Scott
still five hours? Many? How many

662
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:50.480
wreckses? I got two to okay? I got to you Max. You

663
00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:52.960
gate was three? Oh okay,
it was like it they put a max

664
00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:55.079
but you could go you could go
back around twenty times. Bro, I'll

665
00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:59.360
take my carts to the truck back
in, truck back in. But a

666
00:45:59.400 --> 00:46:07.559
dollar eighty our dollar, That sure, sir, we see you dollar for

667
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:10.320
it. I was like, that's
crazy, dang. And the thing is,

668
00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:13.599
I don't know if people realize how
good those are. I'm like,

669
00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:15.000
yeah, but I mean, granted
they are frozen, so you're gonna go,

670
00:46:15.119 --> 00:46:19.400
yeah, well, frost I think
for a dollar forty seven they were

671
00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:25.400
frozen, pre frozen, frozen again
and the prosted it prote what. I'm

672
00:46:25.440 --> 00:46:29.519
going to enjoy them and then we're
gonna know the difference. We got to

673
00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:30.400
talk about one other thing. I
know, we're kind of going a little

674
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:36.239
longer. We got to talk about
the Memphis in May situation which is going

675
00:46:36.280 --> 00:46:44.519
on. So obviously Memphis and May
long standing competition. They last year kind

676
00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:50.199
of fell out of shall we say
love with the city the venue they were

677
00:46:50.239 --> 00:46:55.679
hosted at. There was all sorts
stuff, possible lawsuits right between the venue

678
00:46:55.719 --> 00:47:00.000
and the city going after Memphis and
May for damage it is, and they

679
00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:05.639
were having to move locations and there
were some talks is Memphis and May gonna

680
00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:09.599
go away? And there was all
these different things, right yep. Well,

681
00:47:09.639 --> 00:47:12.840
memphism A was like, no,
we're still going to go forward.

682
00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:16.199
You know, they were going ahead. What's happening the same weekend that was

683
00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:22.519
Memphis and May yet another contest,
But this isn't just any contest. Fifty

684
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:27.480
g fifty thousand dollars and is at
the river and it's at the riverfront.

685
00:47:27.480 --> 00:47:30.480
That's a pis slap. Okay,
all right, here's two questions I have

686
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:35.960
but I don't remember. Yeah.
One, well, here's just a couple

687
00:47:35.960 --> 00:47:39.760
of bullet points. One somebody slept
with somebody's wife. Nope, one gracious

688
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:45.119
One, who's the sanctioning body that
still hasn't been announced. All this money

689
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:50.760
you know they got Maybe it's that
that agent company, that boy Smithfield,

690
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:54.639
Okay, whatever, So they got
all this money, right yeah, So

691
00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:58.239
now they're trying to you know,
they need teams that are going to sign

692
00:47:58.320 --> 00:48:00.519
up in fifty g's. That's intriguing
a lot of serious cash. So here's

693
00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:05.760
the deal. My my belief is
when you try to sign up for Memphis

694
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:07.880
and May, it's a process.
You got to sign up and they have

695
00:48:07.920 --> 00:48:09.239
to pick you, right, yes, yes, take an application, right,

696
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:13.000
Yeah, so you get accepted or
you've been going to Memphis May for

697
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:15.079
so long and you're like, I
don't ever do well out here, so

698
00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:16.360
let's go try this O. Yeah, you do this other contest, right,

699
00:48:16.440 --> 00:48:20.079
what stops you from splitting your team? Yeah, but you can do

700
00:48:20.119 --> 00:48:22.719
this contest. Boom, it happens. Done. Now the city is like,

701
00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:27.559
you know what, we're done with
barbecue here Memphis and make take it,

702
00:48:27.719 --> 00:48:30.639
you know, go back to the
wherever you're at now you're going to

703
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:34.159
submit your application to Memphis and May
and be like, oh, I'm ready

704
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:37.599
to come back like black buld okay, yeah, white ball yeah, white

705
00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:42.679
white question. And then you won't
you won't get accepted it. That's my

706
00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:45.159
thoughts. The question though, that's
one. Why do you not compete in

707
00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:49.320
both competitions? I mean, I
guess it could. It's too much,

708
00:48:49.440 --> 00:48:53.880
but you'd have to have to have
people fifty in the line. Yeah yeah

709
00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:58.280
yeah, but that's not I mean, and what's what? What's how are

710
00:48:58.360 --> 00:49:00.960
they set up? What's like what
the sanctioned like? Who they haven't come

711
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:06.800
out so is yeah, it's close
like we should And you know what's funny

712
00:49:06.880 --> 00:49:10.079
because I still clear thoughts they clear
away. I thought the Memphis of May

713
00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:15.639
fifty thousands came out a lot earlier
this year, and that was probably because

714
00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:17.639
the reason why because they was trying
to get enough people to get signed up

715
00:49:17.840 --> 00:49:21.960
before the Yeah, butt, me
tell you what fifty G is fifty G.

716
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:24.719
Come on, barrel, let's go
out. But does that contest make

717
00:49:24.760 --> 00:49:28.440
you a world champion? If you
win? It makes you fifty thousand dollars

718
00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:32.320
richer? You don't. Hey,
guess what that big old ribbon in that

719
00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:36.960
brass trophy where fifty G fifty G
in my bank accounts? Is I got

720
00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:38.519
fifty thousand dollars in there? I
hear you're gonna take that trophy to the

721
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:45.320
bank and they're gonna go No.
I've seen firsthand, and I've heard stories

722
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:47.880
from these new contests that pop up. Hoh, there's so much money.

723
00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:52.440
There's this we all go compete.
Hey, guess what your checks are in

724
00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:53.800
the mail? Will write you a
check later, you know, give us

725
00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:58.360
You know we don't have any check. How many times have you as that

726
00:49:58.519 --> 00:50:00.400
we've been to a contest that happens. Did you guys get paid from up

727
00:50:00.440 --> 00:50:05.320
Perea yet? Zero? You can
don't bring that up to Smitty Smitty won

728
00:50:05.360 --> 00:50:07.880
the whole damn from what there was
a contest in Peoria? First timer.

729
00:50:08.760 --> 00:50:13.159
Oh, we forgot to check book, we got at the house. He

730
00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:15.559
never how long they won the whole
thing and never got paid? How long

731
00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:21.880
ago? Is this what? Eight
years ago? Twenty four? Bro?

732
00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:25.519
Wow? Yeah? I mean but
then again, so you're saying that you're

733
00:50:25.599 --> 00:50:29.480
you're a little apprehensive to go to
this contest. I mean, how are

734
00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:32.880
you going to announce all this money? But there's no there's no sat hold

735
00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:37.280
on. My point is you said
you have some apprehension about going to this

736
00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:39.400
contest, right, I take it
through to smoke, and you've had some

737
00:50:39.440 --> 00:50:43.880
apprehension about going to this contest because
you don't know where the money's coming from,

738
00:50:44.159 --> 00:50:45.880
you know where the sanctioning body is, you don't know the rules,

739
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:50.360
you don't breaking, you don't know
what you're cooking. It kind of sounds

740
00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:52.920
unorganized, right, you still go
to the American Royal though? All right?

741
00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:55.440
Yeah, right have you do here? You gotta go? Yo?

742
00:50:55.960 --> 00:50:59.840
But no, why why do you
gotta go? When I bring that up?

743
00:51:00.239 --> 00:51:01.079
Yo, but why do you gotta
go on the whole? Hold on?

744
00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:04.000
Why do you gotta go I'm not
been on here for an hour and

745
00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:07.800
a half. Kyle's got deadlines.
Hold on, well, why do you

746
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:10.559
got to go on that? You
always get so you always gets so weird

747
00:51:10.559 --> 00:51:14.159
out when I bring that stuff us. He wants to be called. You

748
00:51:14.199 --> 00:51:19.480
want to talk about quote unquote being
black white ball. You're afraid that this

749
00:51:19.559 --> 00:51:22.239
podcast is going to cause that to
you. And if that happens, that

750
00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:28.320
goes to show me even more the
corruption and the bs of the judging.

751
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:32.000
If what we talk about on this
podcast for our couple hundred listeners and our

752
00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:37.480
couple hundred downloads affects a major organization
like KCBS to where they start impacting your

753
00:51:37.480 --> 00:51:42.840
scores down, guess what, it
brings my point even more. Let's bring

754
00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:45.320
yo thin, get through the smoke. Could it be? Now, let's

755
00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:51.280
just think through right, you know
street analogy. Right, So this city

756
00:51:51.519 --> 00:51:53.719
said, all right, Memphis of
May, we don't no longer want you

757
00:51:53.800 --> 00:51:57.440
hear you tearing up our property,
bob about a million dollars? Yeah,

758
00:51:57.639 --> 00:52:00.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, you
do all this right, get out to

759
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:05.360
hear. But now there's a mysterious
thank you. You'll think the city's putting

760
00:52:05.400 --> 00:52:07.440
it together. Maybe they are He's
like, oh, we we can find

761
00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:14.599
that another way, another avenue.
Raising all this money we don't need about

762
00:52:14.639 --> 00:52:20.119
how about that cash you wouldn't?
All right, I'll tell you. I'll

763
00:52:20.159 --> 00:52:23.960
tell you trophy for fifty thousand.
How's getting anxious here? Before we go,

764
00:52:24.039 --> 00:52:30.360
though, Kyle, I do have
to bring something up you. You

765
00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:36.400
responded someone on Facebook about birds and
bones and they were common when it's gonna

766
00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:40.440
open, right, you said February. Just look at said February. You

767
00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:45.480
said February. No, no,
sez everywhere you heard it. And then

768
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:51.239
that your spoof account is the one
who posted it. Yeah, yeah,

769
00:52:51.280 --> 00:52:54.320
you're a spoof account. I have
a spoofer. You got a spoof account.

770
00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:58.559
See that's barrel boy. Then no, that's you. It is you.

771
00:52:59.039 --> 00:53:01.400
It is you. You post.
Why would I all of that stuff?

772
00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:06.039
You got all that? Why would
I have my own account? Wait?

773
00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:07.960
So that came in a DM.
I didn't know it came in a

774
00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:09.480
DM. I thought it was a
screen shop from Facebook. I don't know.

775
00:53:09.519 --> 00:53:13.440
So, which means to tell me
that possible you are the one behind

776
00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:16.000
that. Yeah, he is,
he is. He's spoofing his he trolling

777
00:53:16.079 --> 00:53:20.199
his own self. No, why
would I do that. That's one hundred

778
00:53:20.239 --> 00:53:22.559
percent Nomini. That's facts. I
didn't know if this man, a Cootti

779
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:25.880
guy posted it. Yeah, that's
on that's on DMS. That's on my

780
00:53:27.320 --> 00:53:31.840
find your Facebook page. It says
here. It says here from Angie Dobbins

781
00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:37.239
Drake any updates and you said yes
exclamation point of an update soon we'll be

782
00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:39.400
ready to roll. No later than
February. So no later than February.

783
00:53:39.400 --> 00:53:44.000
That's twenty six days from now to
minute. Are you actually gonna open in

784
00:53:44.039 --> 00:53:46.599
twenty seven days? Talking about it? You just told you're going to well,

785
00:53:46.639 --> 00:53:51.440
Beryl, it's fours to leave.
Yeah, me too. I got

786
00:53:51.440 --> 00:53:54.840
to go to my orientation for feathers
and bow my job. I got to

787
00:53:54.840 --> 00:53:59.119
get to my job orientation for feathers
and bones. Can I ride with you?

788
00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:02.119
Boss? Let's go. We all
love Kyle. I love how Kyle

789
00:54:02.199 --> 00:54:07.239
gets so anxious. He's gotta go. I swear to when we's got to

790
00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:10.039
go. When we bring up corruption
and judging case, CBS and the Royal

791
00:54:10.239 --> 00:54:14.119
and then we bring up the restaurant, I gotta get this pain. I'll

792
00:54:14.159 --> 00:54:16.599
just be quiet. But this how
long have we been on this damn thing?

793
00:54:19.400 --> 00:54:22.119
An hour? We missed us.
We miss that. We were we

794
00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:24.119
were catching up and at a meeting
before the show. We would have been

795
00:54:24.159 --> 00:54:28.199
recorded for fifty four minutes. So
it's okay, what else you want?

796
00:54:28.360 --> 00:54:30.920
You gotta go, though, It's
okay. Kyle's gotta go. Everybody all

797
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:32.320
right, Yo, he's gotta go. You gotta go, He's gotta go.

798
00:54:32.679 --> 00:54:37.119
I have I haven't heard from my
I haven't heard from my job at

799
00:54:37.599 --> 00:54:40.239
like you that's on. Indeed,
Hey, is your nue're done yet?

800
00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:43.800
Yeah? Is it? Can we
see it? Can we see it?

801
00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:46.480
No, because you don't have it
done, there will be. I gotta

802
00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:50.679
go. Audios Happy twenty twenty four
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