Hey, look you mean, so, when's the last time you've stolen Kingston
like in general? Uh like physical or like in general like physical, like
I've stolen something. That's the question the thief asks, yeah, yeah,
yeah right type of what do you mean exactly what do you stole? What
do you mean by that? Like like slang or like actually take things that
aren't wrong, o pp men, other people's property. Oh god, A
long time ago. I don't like because I was when I was little hasticky
fingers, like when I was younger, like into like maybe like eleven.
You don't think that, like I stopped. I was, like, that's
is not right. Sticky fingers is such an infantile way to describe I'm a
thief. I like it. No, I was because yeah, it's supposed
the biggesty like Dora that it makes it sounds. It's not cool because like
because because there was rap, like it was a rap term at first,
fingers not the first. It's probably like an old, old fucking American term
where it was likes everything he touched ended up him by say, fingers hanging
from the trees. If he sticks to that, he's stole my fucking lead
paint. He stole my lead pain and now we're all dead. The fingers
he stuck to my wife and my wife has four half black children. You
know. Stff like that, right, yeah, like yeah, it's like
they really painted everything with lead. Yeah, like for a long time,
I actually said it crazy sign in the fifties, my new my my new
apartment. Right, my apartment was built in the sixties, and there is
a disclaimer that I sign that They're like, as far as we know,
there is no lead pain in these walls. And I'm like, that is
I don't feel good about that at all. As far assist in kept you
warm that was there before. Yeah, that was good if you went up
there, that's dude. If you went up there to change anything, that's
it. You took one. Wasn't that Like didn't they put that in like
Shireman's uniforms and stuff. Maybe put it everywhere? I'm pretty sure that you
cause I think it's like technically flame retardant or something. And I don't know
what the hell it was flame retardant, but it's life accelerate. Hey,
watch your language. Life accelerant. Yeah, die faster, you live more
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amos over there. That clip that we posted, Uh, what are you
saying like that tanks and train guy or whatever? It's lots and lots and
what is it? What is it? I don't know. Wait, I
forgot I said tanks and trains, but I know that's not right. It's
lots and lots of planes, just planes, tanks Palestinian clearly did you see
by the way that they were like they finally I saw No, I saw
something that was like like an official recognition from like the government's like, hey,
this is an extermination to people or something like that. There was like
some like high some important person was like, hey, this is probably a
bad They've been doing that for some of the people in the EU. Like
yeah that For a minute, they're like, hey, this is a And
then they did that court and I think of South Africa like that. Yeah,
they're like was like look We've been there, done this, all right,
and I'm like it when South Africa is looking at you like, hey,
but I know we fucked up, but that place will forever be socially
and racially fucked. They can never fix Off Africa. It's just weird that,
like it was so infamous that when when something like that happens, they
adopted that Afrikaans apartheid, you know what I mean. It is now it
is officially called apartheid when something when the people were like there's an apartheide happening,
and I'm like, wow, that it has been turned into a thing.
That's how much of an event it was. It's not a very catchy
name. I guess its Afrikaans is fucking it's it's it's an upsetting language,
I'll say, I'll tell you that. Yeah, because the because you have
these Dutch people come over and then just made their own language and then call
it Afrikaans, Like that's fucking that. I really, I think it's so
disrespectful when there's a fucking South African fucking miss American tries are white. I
think that's so. I think that is so wildly disrespectful. I understand its
from I understand they're still from there. Obviously that's the country. They've got
to embrace it. No, but that's that's kind of that's not for anyone
though, you know what I mean, Well, they represented their representing a
to who what are you talking about? Miss America to the Miss World is
like that the whole case are not important at all? Right, Okay not
not probably definitely not so anymore. A hundred hundred I don't believe that.
Never in our lifetimes. Hundred percent. It was like way past killed.
Yeah, they're still doing ship. But like back when, back when our
families like that, when our parents are growing up, there was like a
Miss Puerto Rico and my grandmother talked about and everybody was fucking cheat, Like
literally Porto Ricans were going crazy because they didn't have it for a very long
time. Yeah, it's weird, not for us though, Like as long
as we've been they're still beautiful. I've watched because on TikTok obviously you get
trapped and you watch beauty pageants. No I watched. I watched Adult Women
beauty patches. I don't watch the child one. I mean quite frankly,
it's both. And then they got rid of them. Right, it's still
super objectification. Right. I've definitely watched it because I have sisters. I
don't have a problem with objectifications. Lame you have sisters, so and far
when she was like when she was on her like I want to be very
pretty ship. I'd have to watch with her, I had no on TV.
I just think they should just do something more interesting, like I feel
like fucking you know, swords and shields they should imagine ja like every every
culture gets their weapon. I mean swords and shields they should. They should
get into like a like a like a like an animal skinning contest on stage.
Who can strip this deer into beans into meat and bones? Yea beans?
Who can bes? And I wondered that I'm I'm I'm I'm in Red
Dead two mode and like I'm skinned to bear and then I have animal fat
and now I can make explosive rounds. I love how I love how that
translates, like you just it's yeah, so you just need you didn't do
all the all the what when you when you when you bring them to the
Fletcher fletch, you go to the you you threw that you threw the name
out of my head. By doing that, I was so wrong. Oh
my god, you go to that thing. That guy has all that illegal
ship kind of he has all that and you can get the schematics from him.
The I can't believe it's it's gonna come back to me later. But
anyway, I was so wrong forget because like I was like, oh,
you go to the and then now I'm as the buffalo Head had, the
Wolfhead had, I had all the the different things. Yeah, but it
just get those I didn't just the requirements well, I just specifically I wanted
all the explosive rounds. That was like my biggest thing, like this,
there's nothing more satisfying than exploding people in that game. I don't. I
tried my best. Not they had the horses, but sometimes they're acting a
fool. It's usually the ones the cops are on, because the ones with
the cops that come in brushing them like they're all fucking hot ship and then
like you're trying to I'm trying to headshot right, but the and then the
horse kind of gets on the way and it gets the head blown like horse,
the cop falls, So of course I'm horse. I mean, it's
just you don't want to do real horses. It's also a fox your honor
and I'm trying to be I'm trying to be hors. Yeah, the enemy
horses. Yeah fuck yeah, did you have to? I had max honor
by the time I never matched. I don't know how you do that.
I be actas to It's too to me, it's too hard because sometimes I
even I feel like it might be bugs or something where somebody is like they
need help, and I'm on my horse and I guess I took too long
to get off, and then they just immediately get antagonistic. I didn't even
say anything to them yet. You've altered the git out of your game though.
We are probably looking at you and they probably see like the various skins
that you have in the background, like but like through their vision, like
that's an alligator and a dolphin and a fat man at the same time.
That's scary to get away from me. This is crazy because you can,
like the trainer that I put on, you can pretty much be anyone in
the game. And uh, some of the things are game breaking. Like
I was trying to see, oh, how would it be if I was
a salmon? Like if I was just a salmon on land and then it
just crashed. It just crashed the immediately game can't handle it. Salmon on
the Land is impossible. But like everything else, the gator, the the
eagle was cool. But like that fat dude, the farmer that like chases
you if you kill his sister or whatever. I was him for a minute,
Dude, he blew his head off. Dude, speaking of Red Dead
and Rockstar in general, Man, like twenty five is gonna be crazy for
video games. It's not really well granded. Thought of six, which is
right fucking huge, it's gonna be that's gonna be doom fable. You got
a bunch of other stuff. It's like six. Man, I'm being honest.
I haven't seen it yet, That's true. I haven't seen anything from
it yet. So that'll Lily's fucking off the walls about she loves one of
her favorite games. And yeah, she's a fucking anarchist. She's like fucking
hurting people. Ah, I can tell. So why does she play like
Red Dead? Uh? It's just like I don't like cowboys, and I'm
like, I personally I don't like cowboys either. Really, I always Red
Dead is so much more interesting than Grand Theft Auto because of the nature of
like, that's a period of time I could never have lived in. That's
for me why I like Red this. It's also like just way because we
live in California, Like, oh, the Santa Monica Pier is like twenty
minutes away, twenty five minutes away. It's not like, Okay, that
looks impressive in the game. But everything that's in Red Dead too, I
can't see. There's open fields that doesn't exist in America. Red Dead two
is so good that I don't like Cowboys at all, and I loved it,
you know what I mean. That's how that's how you probably like cowboys
before you hate. I still could never. I still cannot give a ship.
I think cowboys are so cool. It's a cool period of time.
I think it's so dumb. There's poop, what are you doing? And
then they get into a duel and then they get fucking stepsist and die.
It's not lit as fun. It's dim. In fact, it's quite dim
and grimm. I like. I mean, I like the the the outlaw
bounty hunter kind of dynamic. I like that too, But that doesn't need
to be you know what I mean? That could be. That could be
any racism. That's my favorite part about it, the whimsical racism, where
like there's probably no in behind it. There is a whimsiness to it.
There's like, yeah, there's like a fairy word because he genuinely thinks that's
the way you're described. Yeah, well, I mean yeah, for the
time. Yeah, okay, good, good, good, that's what you
do time like yeah, pre nineteen ninety six. Can you imagine old sweet
twenty twelve. Yeah, that's what you called them, is like pre twenty
twenty one, right, pre pandemic, and they just changed that. He
just became socially Okay, I'm gonna be honest. That world would make a
lot more sense to me in a way. Yeah, because of the rampant
racism that's still like a thing. It would almost kind of coincide. Like
it almost feels like if somebody came from olden times and then they saw things
progressing and the kind of time machine they probably assume kind of like every people
assumed, oh, in two thousand and four, they'll be flying cars and
shit, they probably would think people would probably be unified by then, and
every fucking sci fi there's this human alliance and shit, and then we go
to twenty twenty four and then it's like, I'm reading I'm reading a post.
I'm reading a post on Twitter of this guy phased Nick Merks or whatever
the fuck his name is, and he was like, oh, trans people
gaze, I don't fuck all that shit. That's not real. People aren't
real. And I, like his biggest donor was like, yo, that's
fucked up. I'm your biggest donor. I've given you hundreds of subs on
Top three tier, on all this ship, Like, why can't you just
be cool with my community? He's act should get a refund, he should,
but he he blocked that guy and then I'm looking at a Drama alerts.
He's they're the one that it ended up my for you My for you
page, And then all the comments were just why don't you respect his choices?
You know, like so, I'm like, so, so you're saying
we should respect piotry. Like the thing, it's not even to me,
it's not even like it's just wel even it accelerates beyond bigotry to the point
where it's not even that anymore. It's just dumb. It's just like,
what do you like, these people are not real, but you're but you're
afraid and angry at them. Yeah, so what does that fucking mean?
It means nothing. That's like you're like, oh, I'm angry. Imagine
being angry at ghosts while not believing in goes like it's so it's such a
fucking story. Like it's not even bigotry. It's just stupid. It is.
It's just literally like like mouse brain ship, it is kind of like
it goes. It goes hand in hand, like to be to be a
biggie, you have to be astronomically stupid. Like the wad thing about big
try is like the way because the only bigotry that I've really like analyzed is
the kind of thing that like pretends to be smart, you know what I
mean. It's like like the Calvin candy and fucking what is it where it's
like here's a scientific explain and it's just wrong. But like this is just
like they're not real, they're not real, and it's like what does that
mean? Like I've heard ones really like that. It's like, bro,
I'm I'm actually it's a weird. It's a weird thing to say. I
mean because like because even here's the thing about even if you disagreed with it,
right, they're still there. Yeah, you know, like I don't
agree with like religion, but I never really Christians aren't real, Yeah exactly.
It's it's such a don't get it. I I I don't know how
many times in this podcast how many times I've said that I am convinced we're
in a fucked up version of the matrix that like it got like I keep
saying, the alien overlords spilt whatever alien soda on the servers, the shortening
out. They need to fix it because the programs that they programmed for us,
it's somewhat something went way worse. I think a clown came on our
universe, just like like he submerged our universe. Something happened because things like
that, because don't you agree things like that just shouldn't happen, like saying,
hold on, it's important to bring up the fact because there was like
there was some lady who got who got She was doing like some TikTok or
something, and she just said the N word LA and she like basically built
like a totally built like she built like an overnight career off of it.
I kind of think that's what's happening. Really. I kind of think,
like, I don't think he doesn't believe it saying but I think he's like,
well, I'm just gonna say this and just make a lot of money.
Well he feels like that, I think. I don't think. I
think people are not that smard. I think our selling personally. I don't
know about that guy him personally. He just seems like the people that you
run into that are you know, like say, let's let's let's be one
real about this. And I'm not going to get deep into it, but
escapegoat right now for all the bad stuff that's been happening in the pandemic and
all that shit, was that Anthony Fauci. Right, he'd been around for
like fifty years, he'd been working the government since like Reagan and shit,
and that's like the scapegoat. They're like, oh, he's like the worst
thing in the most evil and I'm like, all right, here's the thing
though, guys, this is how like these people their brains are so fried
that I'm like, wait, so your president was your boy, right?
Donald Trump was was the president in twenty twenty. He's the guy that shut
everything down. He did Operation Warp Speed. He still had Fauci employed.
He's the one that took credit dozens of times for the vaccines, but they
all blame Fauci. So I'm like, wait, so are you telling me
that Fauci is more powerful than the President of the United States? But like
that that thinking that, like, I'm like, I always say, how
does your brain get to that level? And so I feel like that Nick
Merks guy, he's one of those people that he literally doesn't take a millisecond
to think. No, no, no, he doesn't think like he doesn't
think at all. I don't think he's playing anything else with all due respect,
which is very little. They're not real heart heart of heart art,
not real heart and heart. He grew up bathing in like like it was
just probably his first word, really popped out of the room with the room
shouting, the edwards half dancing to like fucking Mammy music. Like that's that's
how he That's the birth of Nick Burks. Probably his fucking dad's in the
other room playing His dad's in the other room playing Commando on Nintendo. That's
like the equivalent. They're just looking playing Commandos Commando and still calling the enemies
the animal. Yeah, that was the imagine a child playing imagine a father
and son playing Mario together and the father shouts the N word at at the
goombas and shit, that is like what that reality is that to be fair,
to be fair to all those people though, who are chriticizing. There
is that video of doctor Fauci where he's eating. He's eating a dog hole,
which I thought was a little fun, was pretty had. In fact,
has a mall. He does not have a mouth. There's a mom
He opens his mouth and it cracks open, it like goes to the side
a little bit, and then it elongates like that image of the noslogic critic
screaming and then several rolls of teeth. I gotta tell you, I was
pretty traumatized by seeing that, especially hearing the beagle like scream like like like
screaming. Yeah, when it spoke English, I knew it was. But
that's what the test was, because that's what the the serum that he was
testing was. Like, he was I want to see if my dog can
speak human language executively the serum, but it wouldn't do it, So he
tried to scare it by eating it, yeah, and they ate it,
but like and he's like, damn, he can't control my mom. I'm
sorry, I need another beagle. And then they just bring him like a
dumpster truck full of them. They just like and he starts and while he's
there working, he's just eating. He's just nope, he can't stop being
done. Still to this day, he live streams every day on kick and
he eats dogs. I have any Falci kicking that's generate Central should a couple
of commentary YouTubers and they made videos on I forget the guy's name, actually,
yeah, I don't remember it at all. But he was a he
made a joke. His entire existence was pretending well meta, he was meta.
He was pretending to be a pedophile. But while he being like a
pedophile essentially, like he was making jokes like, oh this is I'm so
edgy. I'm gonna pretend like, oh, I love sixteen year olds,
They're so awesome. He kept making jokes like he's in the bed with his
girl and saying she's underage and stuff. He was making these meta jokes.
Why they're meta is because they had a party or whatever, the fuck.
They had a party and then the one rule is supposed to be all right,
uh, you can without an idea, you can't come in. And
then there's they still some girl got in and even it was just all wishy
washy, and they're aunched, you know, they're live streaming their irl streamers.
And eventually it turns out the girl that was in there that had a
shaky story from the beginning didn't have an ID. All of a sudden,
a randomly showed up with an ID, which was not the original date.
She even said it said like nineteen ninety eight, but when she said she
was born in two thousand and five at first when they asked her, and
then long story short, they find out through uh they find her in her
Facebook and they find her dad and they're like, what the fuck she's sixteen
And you know those guys like he was, you know, they're doing some
weird shit. They essentially got banned from KICK, and I was like,
surprise, because Kick is full of that shit. So I was surprised that,
yes, that story got big enough I kicked ooh, so we got
to get rid of one. Yeah. I feel like Kick content is literally
like watch me hit on children, or like watch me punch a guy in
the back of the head until he dies and like behind the Denny's. Like
that's the kind of stuff that's on kick. Really, we just quoted this
man. There's the guys like Salo is like, hey, I'm rob and
they started beating him to death on the street. That's what is really.
I gotta say it's made Twitch look a lot better. It has, yeah,
which is crazy website because Twitch Twitter this is the thing Twitter thing.
Right. Kick is a full of ship lords, right Twitch just lies about
who they care about promoting. Yeah, they pretend. So it's like one's
a liar, one's a truth. Because there was like there was kick that
I think Kick is like kicking people off to what they do. I don't
know. I think I just remember seeing a story where like they kicked somebody
off off kick, which is like, all right, well that's kind of
I know, they kicked the whole point that you probably have to do some
really fun because that's what I'm saying. What did they do? What could
you possibly do to get kicked off kick? I don't know, Like,
Okay, obviously I feel like you have to set the cea on fire to
get hit off kick. I feel like if you beat somebody to death,
I feel like that might be it. But now got balls like that though,
I mean that has happened. That's crazy already. Kick is crazy.
There's a there was some blonde chick. All she does is drive around on
while she stream and drive around and ship and she's gotten in like multiple accidents.
She hit. She hit a woman a woman. Yeah, so like
you can't see it because the phone is like on her lap or some ship,
and which is which is insane? In the first you're streaming, and
then her phones and her FU and then all of a sudden here and then
all of a sudden you hear this girl like kind of like what the fuck?
And she's like, oh, I'm sorry, Like what do you want
me to do? And I'm like, what she asked? She asked the
girl she hit, what do you want me to do? That's like,
I don't know, call the fucking ambulance. What the up? Sing raatesar
Man. I'm fucking like wow, Yeah, I mean, if you're that
much of me degenerate, I'm surprised, Like why not medic then I'm like,
if you can make it to this best of luck, I'll I want
you to unhit me? Can you unhit me? Take the force you put
into my body and the damage you gave to me and put it back.
Yeah, put it back, take it all back. Transmute this damage.
Please, I have to go to work. Take the force back, like,
oh my bad. You just wave your hands. Yeah, and you
unbreak their bones. You undent your bumper and like are you good now?
Thank you very much. I wish I would do. I would be very
responsible if if you if if that was a real power, like if you
can like undo damage, like I would do a lot of Would you beat
somebody to death and then undo the damage on them? Well, see the
problem is you did it the only people I well yeah, yeah, So
what I would do is, like say some of some of the there's like
you know, there's only a handful of people that I despise, right,
I would beat them to death without only I would leave them and revive them
with an inch you know, because like there's some people that I don't want
to you don't want to be if you put somebody so this is the thing,
right, I'll be with an inch of your life. Right, Yeah,
they're gonna die still, they're too damaged. To be fine, beat
them enough to where they can recover in like three months, recover fully or
pretty much. Well, maybe they'll have nerve damage. You'll have nerve like
their face will be like their face will like they had like all cerebral no,
no, no, all Bell's palsy combined everyone that's ever had Bell's posy
and then you just have it. Your face is like fucking like like off
it is. It is twitched off of your fucking face, like smile.
It will be like that's like it implies that there's like a lot, there's
like you can collect them. You can collect Bell's pals, dragon palsy,
Paul's balls, still, collect all the falls, dragged balls and something the
dragon and then it's like it shake, it's vibrating. I feel about that.
Actually, it's funny how Jamie FOXX was able to become a werewolf and
then he became a fucking shakers. Wow, James cerebral psy. Yes something
not Jamie fox Uh, Michael Jesus Christ the same thing, other fox same
thing, Yeah, same thing. We should swap their roles entirely and everything
they've ever been in. Funny guys, pretty funny guys. I can't,
Jamie Fox is back to the future would be terrible. I'd be hilarious young
Jimmy Fox. Jimmy Fox back to the future, it would be it would
be yeah, it wouldn't. Well, it would be really bad if he
if he went to the past, it would be really bad for him.
It would not work doing here without a leash. Boy, he just tend
to be a monkey. And he'd come around with Doc and he'd be like
that, Apri yours got clothes on? If you you, if you if
you could rewind time right at any moment, right, yeah? Yeah?
Would you kill someone and then go back in time to undo it? What
do you mean, like kill someone and then go back in time to stop
yourself from No, no, no, no, I mean like literally I'm
thinking like blinks the time sweeper rules. So like I'd punch you in the
temple and kill you. I just rewind time and like five minutes and you're
back to You're back to where you were. Well, what happens is doesn't
make all because thing is if it if you go back in time and do
something, when you go back in time, will you be doing it again?
And I already explained the rules I already I literally laid out the rules.
That's just lame. It's just it's just linear. It's just linear,
like like a checkpoint of video game. It's like a timeline that's not on
fun. One that's not fun. But you could then get you could get
a lot of frustrations out like that. Yeah, it was like you could
punch somebody in the face and then undo it immediately. A consequence. Basically,
you become a monster. You become you actually you'd actually become so powerful.
It's crazy. You become a demon. I mean, it's it's it
reminds me of I remember the first time I played I think it was GTA
three and there was I think eight Ball was in that one, and he's,
uh, he's this black gentleman, and I just had like I just
found the code where you can like explode people's heads, you know, like
you like because because if you shoot him the head, it was just a
little blood, they would fall. And then I was like, oh,
this is so cool. So instead of continuing the mission with eight Ball,
I just kept blowing his head off and I was having so much fun because
they need you like went to kill him. They restarted the chip point.
So I was just doing scenarios, just killing this guy, and that's essentially
what that is. It's like going back in time. It's not any crazier
than doing the Hord modes. With the cops and ship. It's like the
same kind of I never really I mean like I was, I would kill
cops, but I would like, you guys, go hard with it.
That ship is so fun. I don't know how you don't understand have fun
that I would go. I would love killing the black ones. He was
like Carl Winslow, and I was like, you're not getting back, You're
not getting back to your family. Kill him. He's just funny. He
did like Carl winsor the Black Cop. You had a fat black cops,
the shotguns and g G four car. Actually probably I don't know, it
was probably by design. I don't remember. I should have been a leg
he'd fall down and when he's getting to blow the back his head off.
Every time it was a combo. Was a leg headed led the head combo.
I gotta find this picture of of Red Dead two that it's my favorite.
I want to get this actually on a poster. It is, uh,
you want to hang this up? I want to say, because it's
it's just the thought of it. Bically, I hope I can find it
because sending cops, dude, it's like that right, stop, that's really
is it? Really? I wonder if they're gonna have like I wonder if
because this game is gonna the next GJ is going to be so big it's
crazy, But I wonder if they're going to I wonder how different it's going
to be as far as like a I goes like, I wonder if they're
going to be like if you've been killing cops like crazy. I wonder if
they'll just nuke the hospital, if if you're if you're bombing, just bombing,
like I would be cool if they did that like a tactical MISSI will
only send it a bomb, a fucking bunker buster. Look at like why
at this point you gotta stop? The dude is literally that is crazy.
But he's like on a hill of bodies and he's still trying to and he's
still trying to take you out, Like he's still trying to take you out
on top of at least twenty bodies. You gotta stop at a certain point,
at a certain point when you're you were brave enough. That is one
of the bravest men. He turns the corner and it's fucking silent hills and
he's gonna go like I'm gonna go in there. I'm gonna get There are
people on the ceiling. That's how bad it is. He's like, I
gotta stop him. If I don't, he would kill other people. It's
like it's like they all believe they're the chosen one, right right, I've
got to go it alone. You're in a five story building and there's like
a ten foot gap between the next building. One percent of the people fell
to their deaths, and you still try. Like it's like like I know,
I got I feel that way about most video game antagonists though, or
like in most video game enemies where I'm like, yo, why are you
approaching Master Sheeps still at at a certain point, like if you are a
thinking, breathing, responsible being, like you're eating remote I understand, I
understand, but like if you think about it, just like a layer deep,
it's like, no grunt is coming. By the third game, no
grunt is approaching me. Yeah, it's like game would approach you. I
mean the first one is like whatever, but know they haven't heard, they
haven't had the time to hear about you yet. But by two and three,
Destiny especially man like I don't like because that's these are people that can
resurrect themselves. You know that that's one Guardian, that is one. There
are hundreds, I think maybe thousands of Guardians. Yeah. Also Mass Effect
as well. It's like this guy Shepherd literally died like and then you're seeing
him still and you're like, I'm like, yo, no, he was
meat. He was meat, and then he was not me anymore. Man.
I've been thinking about Mass Effect a lot lately, and I I really
want to play. I really want to play through that legendary edition, like
I've been itching to play. I'm getting like I'm getting a little worn out
from like Man with Sword games, yeah you know right now, or like
Person with Sword Game, Like I'm kind of I'm gonna play Eldon Ring the
DLC and all that stuff, but like, I'm really kind of burned out
on this stuff. I think mass is probably a good change of pace.
I don't know what I'm playing right now, and playing like haities so eighties
two Yeah, just playing that that's it. Yeah, really, that's maybe
maybe some Fortnite. You play Fortnite a little bit. Literally loves being playing
it, she loves like watching it played. That's like her game because it's
like so weird her brain understand like what's going It's color for enough, and
it's slow enough of a shooting game while being engaging enough for her to like
understand it, because the other fast paced one, she's like, what the's
happening? Yeah, that'st's impossible to fucking keep up, man, she can't.
She doesn't have a gamer's brain. She just doesn't want like, she
just won't. She's just she's like my mom. My mom is grown up
with computers as long as I have, and she refuses to just be savvy,
like she just won't do it. She won't do it. Like the
first computer I've ever had, obviously my mom got it, so she's had
it just as long. Well, she just doesn't care. She doesn't give
it. That's what I mean. That's exactly my point I think for her,
she just she doesn't play games like that. She plays cozy games.
Look, man, plant, let's plant I understand, and then growing I
understand, like, look, I there was a there's a like on one
of the RPGs I play, there's a you can you can up, you
can do the speed of times two and times one. To me, seems
like they're under fucking water. But apparently it's like some standard movement. And
I'm like, why would you ever want a video game where people are moving
like with the standard like a human speed. It feels its funny, it
feels more dangerous. It depends on the game. I think if the point
of the game is that, like if it's like a horror game or something,
it's like, okay, a horror game maybe, but I guess I'm
thinking of anything that's like action really like it's it's weird. Imagine it's a
slower version resid games. We could slow games down, slow everything down,
like you increase the speed of the enemies with you halfier speed. I mean
you can't do it. I actually I probably I probably can't find the trainers
to do that. And like make make mister X like like a cheetah.
He just gets you instantly when you meet him, he gets you. Yeah,
like I got a fucking the helicopters crash and shait. He moves out
of the way and he just punches you. Meet it Capcom sends out like
one of those like JPEG messages like that a lot of studios send down on
Twitter where it's like, hey, we're sorry, we made mister X real
fucking fast in the game. We have no way to fix it. This
is how we have no way to fix it. Fix will destroy the game.
You can't fit, you can't finish the game because mister X will catch
you winning ten milliseconds of you seeing him. But sorry, sorry, well
thanks for thanks for the sales. Being he throws three punches by the time
you see one of them and you not. He goes like this is so
stupid, up and down the stairs like uh oh my god, Like what's
that guy? The yellow guy from a smiling friends You're like, I steal
these things? Man fast. That's how fast he moves. You just hear
him little bit like yo, what what you have to You have to actually
hide, like for real hide. That would be a completely imagine playing like
a game like Years of War, but like you know, there's sequences when
you're talking and it makes you slow down and yeah, that's the base movement
speed or that's the fastest that you can go. I would never have played
that franchise. No one would have played it, never ship that was annoying.
That is universally, that is unanimously the lower parts of those games.
We're like, you want to go, Anya, fucking I'm stretching my legs
out. I know it's a war, but I'm gonna take my fucking swing
time. My balls are sticking to my thigh. Yeah, I need dude
wipes. Now. They're more elephant than human in that game. And it
really bothers me. It really bothers me. How they're dude, he's like
sponsored fucking gear. This made ain't call brought to you by Dollar Shade Clad.
They haven't paid me yet, Dom, they haven't paid it. I
did their ad and they still haven't given me any money, but the payments
in escrow. Oh my god, so fucking stupid. Yeah, those fucking
I Actually, so I did break the the pacing of Red Dead two where
there are sequences where you can only walk like in your camp and then around
it. So it just unlocked it. The funniest thing. So I just
made it to uh, what is it Cuba? Whatever? The fuck?
Yeah not and like there's a yeah, yeah, so there's that. There's
that part where you're you're fucked up and you're like just all days and you're
walking. I'm spreating, so I'm all fucked up. It's hazy and I'm
fucking spreading it is. I was fucking dying, dude, because it doesn't
get helicopter vision two. It pans out like where you're just like, I'm
just swart. I thought I was gonna break the game, but it was
it was mooved. I've really only ever dabbled in mods. Really, I
don't mod games usually, I don't really do it. That's what I'm doing
nude mods. Other than that, I don't really mind you even those I
don't really do. I don't know how you guys do. Actually, what
I think it is. I think it's because like I don't feel like it
counts or like it or like it muddies my experience of what the game is.
And then it kind of it kind of I mean you mod it after
you beat it. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's like, but
even just like going forward and remembering, like it's like, wait, was
it was that in the game, or I know I played that in the
game like years later where it's like, wait, could you run in the
camps like wait, no, could you I don't know you couldn't I modded
that in And then kind of it kind of becomes like what was my version
of this and what was and what was the previous one that said modding.
I just don't really do it. I beat the game first. Usually if
I go back to Eventry, I'm like, not if I go back,
my thing is I just feel like, well, what's the like, what's
the benefit of having a PC over a console if you're not going to fuck
with the games? Uh? Honestly, yeah, I mean I get it.
I just uh, I mean the benefit is really obviously like frame rate
and resolution and every other there's some of those. There's some of those things,
but I think, uh, sometimes the optimization in uh fucking consoles.
You can look, the game could look fucking pretty phenomenal. No, for
sure, but like then there are other ones, like the ones that really
put like Final Fantasy sixteen was rough on PS five and then like, uh,
well it's not on PC yet, but like when it is, it's
you know it will be. And then like Allen Wake two had like a
kind of like you had to get to go performance mode because it just couldn't
handle, Like I don't know, there's there's reasons, and I think usually
like the most I'll go is like I will go to like a dot I
and I file, and I'll I'll be like, change a couple of things
here there. I'll change like the field of view or something, because like,
how the fuck, dude. I have played Call of Duty campaigns day
one recently, like in the last couple of years that have no FOV sliders
in the campaign. I'm like, how are you fucking doing this. You're
making me, You're making me look through like a fucking fish eye telescope at
my gun. This is so disorienting, it's very it's but it's in the
multiplayers. I was like, what the just for just what it's it's calid
duty or just one step ahead of uh uh sports gamers. They're just one
step ahead, like they're above because the sports is just the dumbest people on
the line. I'm excited for Madden again, I fucking dude. It breaks
my heart for Brett Farv to calm on my feet. It breaks my fucking
heart because NBA two it's the only basketball available. There's no competition. There
used to be live yeah, and because now in the NBA. Right now,
two K has the exclusive rights to the NBA, so nobody can even
make anything like legitimate and it it breaks my heart because I love basketball games
and I love fucking around on them too, like it's really fun. But
they keep shutting down the servers so I can't even do Like, you'll spend
time in my career building up your character and then they'll fucking shut the servers
off two years later so you can't fucking play that shit anymore to force you
to get the new ones. Yea. And they've stripped, especially if you're
a PC gamer. They stripped everything from the games. Like on the consoles,
they they they'll update the like oh there's a new story, there's a
new city. It's still kind of shitty, but PC they took everything away
and they'll still charge you sixty bucks and I'm like, it's because the people
are stupid. Yeah, So there's no story anymore, there's no new there's
no next gen graphics on PC even there's nothing they've done so right now,
they're gonna release two K twenty five I think in September or some shit.
And their data it's like two K twelve, So I got back into it
in two K nineteen and it was actually a pretty good game. And then
like they which one was the one with fifteen from State Farm? Oh?
Oh, Chak Farm was probably twenty no, no, no, it was
probably like twenty three or twenty two. It was twenty three or twenty two,
because yeah, there's a there's a center where you can walk in and
there's a State Farm fucking thing, and Jake's there, and I was like,
I can't believe they put this asshole in here. But they've they've been
they've been treating they can treat. It's like the gotcha genre genre because that's
all they're doing. Oh yeah, and they treat those people like dog water
and it's just like, bro, I want. It's like it's like society,
man. I'm like, we just want people. We just want people
to be a little bit smarter so we can have better things, right,
And I'm like, I want, I just want to solve. How is
it that I can go on Xbox three fucking sixty and jump into a server
and play some Call of Duty too? I could play so sorry Model one
for two. I can still fucking go on the maps and you know it's
all a modern disaster. It's it's a disaster, but I can still play.
Yeah, and then they're like you're running, You're running through like high
Rise and then a fun game michelin Man shows up and they're like, Oh,
all of a sudden, there's shows up. He shows Uprise, youre
my, it's fucking it's it's a disaster. Most of the people there will
win by not even moving. Yeah, it is literally they have I think
game Body is so fucking funny because it's so funny because people's reactions. Dude,
like my friend he would I ain't about world at war and people would
say the wild would like to upset people. Is I get that to I
get that in my world those people would be killed. Yeah, just people
who like cheat on online games. Such a cheating on online games is so
weird. I think people that cheat, if you're just doing it to be
a cunt, I think it's funny. I think it's funny. That's the
only reason to do it though. So like he would be ship he would
be shot in my people, but people your friend would have his face peeled
off it and shoved down in his throat. I think that chat in the
competitive sense are fucking insane, But they here's competitive, there's not anymore,
there's no difference. There's a lot of the difference anymore. It's because skill
based matchmaking is kind of ruined all that. Like there is no such thing
as like social playlists and competitive playlists. All playlists in all multiplayer games are
just competitive by Nature's just how they've designed it exactly and not exactly most of
the time, yes, but not like like percent of the time. It's
just peo people. There are no more social playlists. Well, the people
that are going to enter the competitive playlists are always going to be people that
are more on the competitive line. Here, I understand what skill based matchmaking
does. It kind of blurs them a lot in every universal place. Never
case, why wouldn't you cheat in a competitive environment? Like why wouldn't you
Why? Because what would be the purpose in cheating in a social like that's
that's that's insane actually just to be ahead? Why no, But you're more
of a fuckhead if you do it in a competitive scene. Well, the
thing is that competitive scene is it's supposed to be the place you're like,
I'm gonna bring my actually gonna see how good, I am no, But
why wouldn't somebody looking to fuck with people go to the place where people take
the game. I assume people would have some sort of respect. No,
your friend is not that person. Oh no, we were. We were
younger. We are not adults doing we were younger, but like, oh
yeah, no, sure right, But this is what I'm talking about.
It's like, the only incentive to cheat at an online game is to upset
people, And the only real way to upset people is to go into a
competitive game and cheat, like you're not going to do it and like social
like, who the fuck cares? I think I think that's when people would
do it, because when people are there, I think you forget how they
care about it. They're already cheating. What about the egotistical nature of people
just wanting to be perceived at like even if it's a fake alcolade, they
just like having that. Yeah, that's why I play Trials. I don't
play Trials because like, I'm playing it because I want to see how good
I am at the game, actually, right, And a lot of people
cheat there because the awards are better for winning trials. Obviously, Yes,
that's what I'm saying. But like, if I'm gonna, like to a
cheating method, I'm doing it in like the social the more the more so.
You say that because you're not the who would cheat. That's true.
That is true. You're trying to force your brain. I'm under the headspace
of somebody who would do that, and it's not compatible. I'm not a
cheater, but the idea is that, like, because I think it's funny
if you're doing like if you're on fucking rust and some guys walking around and
you shoot a shotgun in there and he dies. I mean, that's fucking
hilarious. It's like raining it's on people. They can't do it. It's
uh, it's it's insane to me, Like I I understand the the it's
it's more of a spect that when you talk about like pissing people off,
that that's this like there's a spectator aspect of it that I'm like, yeah,
I see how that's funny for like thirty seconds, like I'm like,
oh, it's like I saw there's one of my favorite clips of two k
it's a match, no there is. There is a nine foot tall person
and then there's a fifty foot tall Like I can't I don't know the it
is. He's literally completely like off the court. It is the funniest fucking
thing. Like the guy who's recording it, he's mad, but then he
just starts bursting out laughter because of all absurd it like Lebron and Laura and
he like he jumps and he blocks him from the other side of the court
and then he runs and he dones it from like wow on and I'm like,
that's fucking funny, Like it's funny, Like it's funny for a little
bit. Because then after a while, like say, why people on PC
two K they're like this this sucks because they don't do anything. Apparently now
they've overcorrected, and now like even simple things is I don't do PvP.
I'm not a PvP guy, so I just want you have to be online
just to play my career, which has nothing to do with PvP. And
then so because it's like they treated like life service fucking bullshit, and so
now I can't even put on my I just want to be in my NBA
career and fuck around, and I can't even do that anymore. Like so
I can't even put on my trainers to play PV because they just they just
nuke the entire thing. And this is I fucking hate. I hate VP
who are playing Man unfortunately. I just hate that, like in every aspect.
All I had to do is just not give these motherfuckers money. It's
the easiest thing we could all do. We could all literally just be like,
yeah, we could all just literally be like, oh, we're just
not gonna If we literally don't give them money, they will change. But
that's the people. The people who are and the people who are aware that
they have to do that are not the main clientele of those very true like
the people who play sports games probably don't even know They probably don't even know
who makes these you know what I mean, They probably like they don't know
anything about I mean, I mean they're genuinely like they're just they're just not
people who pay attention to the space. Yeah, Like they probably don't know
what the fuck EA is and they're totally fine with Like, so they buy
the game. They buy the base game, so like seventy dollars now,
and they all know well aware that they have to pay an extra sixty or
seventy dollars to max out their character for it to even mean anything, because
you start off like as a sixty or something, which is useless, and
you're not You can't be a sixty something overall and be in the fucking NBA.
That makes no sense. But like it, you're suck. You have
no ball handling skills, you have no shot, and so you need to
grind for months to even be like competitive, or you pay together to nineties
insane getting twenty twelve. Yeah, And I was like, I've been playing
this game so like literally I would finish my homework and how to play that
game if I wasn't going out. Yeah, And I'm like, I'm I'm
still not even that like a ninety eight yeah, And ninety eight is where
everybody's main character is Lebron's on ninety six I by design, they want you
to give them money so then you can skip that fucking whole journey over That's
what they need you to do that essentially, and they make it as hard
as humanly possible to do anything free to play, and these people completely accepted
it. They are they expect they they're expecting every year to pay about one
hundred and something dollars to enjoy that game every fucking year and I'm like,
you guys, look, look, I'm they ruin one of my favorite franchises.
I asid it was an athlete growing up, right, Yeah, to
sit down and watch the sport, I think it's kind of unless you've played
it, it's fucking moronic. I think if you have played the sport,
sitting on and watching the stupid thing because you just watching somebody else do it.
Like the fact that I played basketball, I enjoyed watching baskets like I
used to play the sport, So I kind of understand the ideas what people
doing. But some people just sitting down and watch and they're like, yeah,
I've watched this my whole life. What if they just understand? What
if they just also I understand understanding it is fine? But like for me,
I'm like, why am I going to watch the sport? I did
because I played soccer, so I like soccer. Do you not understand why
people watch competitive sports? I don't care about it very often. No,
I'm saying, but you're you're putting your your your EXPERI me I'm meifying,
but I'm saying, do you not understand why people in general watch sports?
I guess they enjoy the Entertainment ASTERCT of it obviously, well they they enjoy
the competitive nature of things, Like competing is so like we've been competing since
all for sure, Like literally even in an evolution, we compete, right,
yeah, like it so it's just kind of ingraining us. But it's
like it's like just watching it. It's like, well, I don't why
you're just saying here, like like seeing the seeing people, especially when you
talk about pro right at the highest level, it's it's it's the best it's
layers doing. But you do this and like even it's not like you're fighting,
you're not a fighter, but you watch like you know, street fighter.
I do watch fighting sports too, even though I've like I tried it,
I has beat out of it and I was like, ah, I'm
not a fan of this, but for me like watching because I just don't
get watching watching my special if you like, because if it's I don't know,
what do you beat? You don't get I don't understand. I just
don't understand. It's it's boring. It's so boring to me that that why
that whise of it, especially if I've never experienced the sport of myself,
is it just like do you, I don't understand, Like, I don't
understand your point saying like if you haven't experienced it, watching it is for
me, my care comes from the fact that I've done it before. So
seeing someone at that you can only care about things that you've done before.
Well, sports in particularly, Yeah, why why just that is that's weird
that that's the only the arbitrary line that because for me, the for me
when I when I did the sport, I was like I was at my
ability to be able to do it and seeing somebody do it at a better
one, like at professional level. What's interesting to me before because I was
like trying to learn to do it and I'm trying to mimic their abilities.
But then at the same point I was at the certain point I was like,
I just enjoy watching these people play because they're doing it at such a
high level. The thing that I used to be able to I used to
be involved in. But then like sports that I've never like partaken in or
never really done anything, I can't imagine what that's But that's most people,
that is most most and those people don't play sports, and that's most things.
Most people don't do. Everything you know what I mean, that's true.
There's so much for me. It's like because I'm like, I'm like,
i'm watching so let's watch just watch rugby, and I'm like, I'm
not fucking watching rugby. Rug is pretty dope. I actually follow a rugby
page on YouTube. I don't I can't give it in the funk about rugby.
I mean, it's it's just better. It's better. I mean,
I don't given talk about sports period. Yeah, I get it. I
understand why people soccer person you know, when people hate it most Americans.
This guy's insane. You wait, wait, wait, but I played soccer
growing up. That's why when I was small, I played. Okay whatever
mean to me? Plus is a cultural thing, you know, like I
just think bad uh. Shout out to all the people that enjoy soccer,
football whatever. Your sport needs some fucking work. It needs some work.
The field is way too big and that ship makes me want to kill myself
watching soccer. Yes, the field is so big that like the score is
usually like three to two, and I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ's reach.
It's it's often not at the highest levels, highest levels. Sometimes it'd be
like one, oh, you're like, let's go, we got a goal.
Sick, That's okay because it's a fucking that's what is fucking. I
mean, it's kind it's so fun to play that fucking field. By fifty
percent, the sport is fun. They immediately they're gonna have to cut people
off the field to get rid of like three four people or like, just
like, look, I want to make it a seven to seven game instead
of a eleven eleven game. That's what I'm saying, dude, it would
be much better. It would be It's big. Like soccer, I hate,
I hate. I've I've watched probably three soccer games my dark life.
You gotta have you been to a live soccer event. I've been to a
Galaxy I've been to a Galax again game, but that of ship and I
was pissed off. You go to one in the Caribbean or Latin America,
bro, It'll change your life looks or the Middle East. The camaraderie of
people like singing and fighting each other and ship, that's awesome. I like,
like rowdy fucking people around the world because you know, we don't care,
we don't care about soccer over here. But you go across the pond
for anything, Like you just walk up but immediately someone punches you in the
fucking face, like you didn't even you didn't do anything. You do a
football football wetail game, that's our close thing to it. But football is
just like the football fans are not as lively as the soccer fans get.
Like I went to a soccer game in Puerto Rico and it got insane.
Yeah, it got why it was got a local soccer games. It want
to be like a big team. It was like from San Juan and somebody
from like near the bay and they were like I'll stab you. And it's
like, dude, they get the the thing. That's the thing that I
don't know. The passion, the passion of wanting to fight and kill people
is insane. That's the one thing that ever the area. Man, it's
like it's like a it's it's so heavily representing the area that that's why they
care. I think it's insane too wrong. It's more of a like these
people are too pussy to go to the army and then so this is like
there, this is like their equivalent of like oh war, Yeah, this
is the war thing you know, like like go join the army, pussy
like pussy the joint. Like they'll go on the stands and go and puff
their chests on the like soccer, oh little little ship. But then like
if there's rifles, they'll like ship their pants immediately. But like so I'm
like their car is playing on the UK gets really bad, they get their
like people from Liverpool get out of they'll get out of their cars like they're
waiting the park and they'll just get out of the car and start fucking fighting
some mother there's like a wrong color the wrong color flag and immediately like through
your window and they'll jump you. You know that episode Sprung Round where he
like pushes himself through the steel walls. Yeah, that's what happens. Oh,
I might we rep man over here and then they fucking it's just whatever
that I can't sorry, I'm sorry. I on my way back to work.
I work over this way. Yeah, that's a bad thing already.
I already have a brob. I already have a problem. Just like sports
in general, Like I get why people watch it, I guess because I
understand why people watch things that they don't participated. Just a bunch of people
to me, there's a bunch of people doing people things, people things kind
of fun. It's like you're okay, you're running around cool. I like
it just is this like they're just like so athletic, it's insane. Yeah,
but I guess to me, it's like it's not it's not really interesting
to me that people can do athletic things, because yeah, I really don't.
I really don't see a barrier of entry there unless you're like Ricky Berwick,
what do you mean, like say so, like I feel like the
I feel like the lamest person in the world could just become that if they
wanted to. I know, you don't actually believe. I really do believe
that. But you don't just inject yourself with shit and then you're fine and
then it's like okay, cool. So so you at some in some universe
you think you could join the NBA. In the NBA. No, but
that's what I'm saying. It's like arbitrary at that point because like, oh
well I just can't do that because I'm not tall. Like okay, cool,
all right. Yeah, So there's there's so you see these giant people
who should almost be a different species, but we are different, but we're
same SpeI because we can all breed. But they almost seem like a different
species because there's these don't seem like, yeah, they don't seem like it.
Okay, so here's what I'm gonna say. They don't seem like they
don't seem that tall because they're all tall and they're all next to each other.
They don't that's just your perception of television, right, That's what I'm
saying. But like knowing that these people are behemous that you can suck their
dicks while they're well, you're standing, right, essentially you're standing and you
can suck their dicks. Like it's like, whoa, that's crazy. I
think these people can rest their fucking balls and dick on your forehead essentially,
and then like that's that's a very madness. If someone, first of all,
any creature that, to me, you must be a fucking terrify terrified.
Well I do want to say that's something alter too, because it's like,
Okay, they're tall, but like you can't that's not that's not something
they did, you know what I mean. It's like there's still there's still
an unbelieve like even the worst player in the NBA is still unbelievably skilled to
another person, you know, like it's it's a skill, it's a hard
work. It's the hard work thing to get to that level. It's like
like it's it's a lot that goes into it. And I understand why it
could be because you know, I've read comics and played video games like that,
so that the re perception of things. You know, I've seen that
guy jump in the space, you know, and it's like that's that's stupid,
you know, compared to most of the things that you can watch for
entertainment. I find sports incredibly mundane. This is how I understand how it's
just because it's like it's you have no connection to it. You know,
you're just like whatever the family equal physical like like attributes stuff like that.
I understand, like they don't really do anything for you. Well, I
just even even the stuff that I can relate to or the stuff that I've
done, like I've played baseball. It's like and I've seen I've watched baseball
games. I understand it, but it's like all right, And even boxing,
I was I was watching a lot of boxing when I was doing the
training, and I was like, Okay, I was studying it, but
like I was looking, I was like, yeah, okay, I know
how to do that. I get it, Like I don't know it.
It becomes really demystifying when you play it. I guess you can. You
can do it to the best of your abiit ony though, but there's obviously
the people that but I can also like extrap it, like I can see
what's happening because I understand. It's like, oh, I know what that's
like. And it's almost like the opposite of what you're feeling, where it's
like you're more interested in it because you've played it or you've experienced it.
I'm actually less. I think the things I'm interested in the most other things
that I have no hope of doing. Yeah, well, obviously things that
are the most whimsical and unbelievable things that will draw your attention. Right You'll
be like, Wow, this guy's playing seven guitars with his toes and dick
and it's like, well, that's impressive, or even just well that's another
thing too. It's like even just guitar, Like there's like stuff that people
do on guitar. Then I'm like baffled by and I genuinely even for as
long as I've been playing, I watch people like play and I'm like,
I genuinely, well, I can't fathom how you're doing this. See,
that's the that's weird because it's literally the exact same thing. Actually, it's
just time. Like it's it's more than just than just there's some maybe when
it comes to playing and understanding music theory. It's just time that is not
there's no bearer understanding unless unless you don't have fucking hands, then you're fucked
in the same way the pinky is fucked. So like my pinky. No,
No, it's it's literally like I've heard every fucking dude. It's literally,
I'm telling you people, I've seen people not be able to this is
seen Ricky Burrick tread I've seen like your your pinky is not Donovan. You're
watching your pinky move right now. It is not Ricky burg or fucking Donovan
Chris Digs. It is pinky and there is nothing wrong with your pinky.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. That. Oh so it's
a little like, oh no, that's all Like that's the only motion that
I have. That's I'm seeing there's no in between. I literally just saw
you do this in other ways. What you can't do this? What are
you doing? You do have like complete locomotion of your pinky, not this
one that's pretty crazy, which is like the important one to fucking have.
It's actually I've seen people without pinky's playing incredibly well. Oh yeah, it's
all about you know. It's it's about improvisation. It's about like the thing
it's about. It's it's it's about the reason why I'm a dogs guitarist.
I've been playing since I was like, uh, fourteen or something because I
just don't put in the time. I just don't care. I'd assume because
because you know, every because whenever it comes to skill of things right,
ability to do something right, you'd assume that there's obviously there's practice is obviously
the most important thing, right. Like I learned how to play piano and
I never went back into it because I never practiced anymore. The one that
I got very bad at the rights, same as the guitar. I picked
the guitar. I don't know how to the cords, and I stopped,
yeah, because I was like, I'm lazy. Yeah, and I feel
like some people have at some people have a gift, right, But I
fine, Like the gift for that well isn't extraordinary, like it makes it
easier. This is this is the to me. It's like say, for
example, for example, uh, there are people who can draw the memory
that have a talent, and then there's people who would have to grind to
ever be able to do that. There's like a different someone who just has
that natural ability. I fucking don't have that at all. Like like if
you told me a draw horse right now, it would look like a demon
because I just can't do it. I can't Like I'll draw a horse and
it won't look like I really at this very moment, at the moment in
which that I'm speaking to you guys right now, I don't know what a
horse looks like. You're lying? Why are you lying? Like somehow so
obsved. I'm like you went through red dead Tude and somehow missed all the
horses. They're going now and they're gone. They're seriously no, no,
I remember horses, but there's I can't. I cannot describe a horse.
Deal. You're literally making me so fun, that's great. Can you can
you draw horse? I can't draw anything. But that's what I'm saying.
I can't draw a circle with eyes, right, I'm a horror bor.
That's crazy. I'm terrible. Can you draw? I can sit here.
This is my here's my thing. I've drawn Hey Arnold so much. I
can draw Haronold from memory, but see that was from That's the difference between
me and call him Hey Arnold. I can't draw. It's not the same
character we think of. But this is Hey Arnold. That's Arnold short Man
or whatever his name is conically, and this is Hey Arnold. That's his
alter ego. I had to say that because if I said Arnold, he
would be like, I just think it's funny that you imagine. It's like
you could have worded it better, but like every person's gonna understand what you
mean. Gerald's walking by, Hey, Hey Arnold, and it's a different
he looks like he looks like fucking Blue from Blues Clues. It's like a
different character. And Arnold's like, what the fuck is this? Let's Hey
Arnold. Arnold. Arnold Invaders is for me? Like I could I could
do that for memory now and like like various like poses in position God,
I wish I had, but I wish that's it had. That that's the
one thing because I've always admired being you can make a ton of money being
attatoo artists, right, That's always something that I've always admired that like one
of my friends who's just a genius when it comes to that, and like
I have an advantage with with you know, they call it perfect pitch.
I wouldn't say mine's perfect, but because like perfect pitch is like Beethoven writing
an entire you know, symphony or something in his head, I can do
almost like I write most of my music in my head and then I have
to complete it on the guitarist to make sure that everything translated well. Sometimes
my mind will make things like unnatural uh scale progressions, But mostly I can
write an entire like most of a song in my head. So I'll be
driving a lot of times when I be commuting, I would write a lot
of my music are on the toilet, and so like I wasn't blessed any
of that. I can make friends good, that's all. I'm good.
I can make friends good. And I'm like I you're tall and you have
big peepe. That's that's that's all. That's all I got. That's all
I got going from that. That's really that's really nothing. A lot of
people that can take you very far taken me pretty far, but still that's
nothing. There's nothing there with that. I am a short black man with
average peep or something. I haven't average, maybe maybe above average, but
I haven't. I I have not. I'm be honest, I haven't measured
since probably like middle school. Because I don't want to be like disappointed.
I'm be like, I don't think it's trained, but I just feel like
I'm so much bigger now than I am. You don't don't want to find
out. I just I just I know it looks fine. I've been told
many times and I would still be like, oh, bit, you better
not be lying to me. But but I'm pretty sure I would say,
because I think average is like five inches issh and I think I'm a above
that. The thing about like I think though, I literally don't know.
For me, it's just that like if I knew how to draw, knowing
how my imagination's out of control, I would have stopped eating. I would
have died. I would have died. I would have just drew. I
would have drown, drew whole stories and then tried to put them together.
In my mind, I was like those Korean dudes playing like fucking uh,
and then he's gay. You can do that? Is I can't? I
can't draw. It's like the only character that's were you naturally able to do
that? Or you had to practice it? Well? What do you?
I had to practice and see that you can do it too. You just
have to practice it. Yes, if you draw, I know. I
know I can't because because because I was with Lily's cousins and they were like
you. They had a piano, right, that's so good, that's so
good, that's such a fun looked like a monster disgusted one because we have
a we have a new one, a new that one is fucking I love
that. I look like I have a mall and my teeth looked around that
sh looks awesome. That looks like some new horror film ship like I like
it. Maybe he'll be in the new Silent Hill or something. Me.
It would be so upset if I'm in it and I'm like, you guys
didn't tell me anything. You didn't even say anything to me. I don't
even want money it's not about the money. No one said anything that was
like that fucking asshole that that drew me rest in peace, like that where
he just like I needed, I need an idea, and then cool,
he looks up some black guy. That's the thing that I don't really black
guy. I really do think that's the story. That's what's so incredible to
me that he must have put in those actual words, because I think if
he just put in black guy on Google, I don't think I pop up
at that time. Maybe at that time, maybe it maybe, but then
I feel it also, okay, maybe after a lot of scrolling, because
I feel like the first would be the diable black guy. They probably would
be like like like a smile, yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah,
smiling. That's why I feel like it would be that. And so
I just I can't fucking believe that. I saw that picture the other day
and it still blows my mind like a dyed black guy, like a black
kind of dye kind of more. I hate it. I hate that.
It's a little morbid to me. But thank god it didn't say, like,
you know, rip Derek, because then I would be really scared.
I'd be really scary genuinely terrifying. I would actually be really post of you
from the future and it says when you die and you're like, fuck help
me. That is I love it. I love that that. I can't
I can't fucking believe that. It's what are the odds? Because it's because
you're you were you are an indescribable, very simple adjective black god. So
when he looked up black guy, I get you, probably because you were
probably the most searched black guy at that maybe when you're just when you're just
using those words, I yes. So it's just I just feel like I'm
just thinking of it from a logical perspective that there are so many prominent black
people he can use to really even kind of get geared the point prominent.
That's the thing. People were like, I know that guy, that's Marlowayne.
He's not dead, but like that Chaddick Boseman didn't die yet, that
can't be his. But like I say, what if he did, like
Rest in Peace Tupac, because it was it was a demo. It wasn't
even sold. That was a demo. He had demo things of like what
he could do, and that was a demo and so the guy. I
asked the guy to buy the demo for me, and he shipped to me.
But the thing is, I feel like Rest in Peace Tupac would be
a better demo, not some random fucking black guy. I don't know,
man, it just seems so I was like, what the hell did this
happen? The guy didn't know who the fuck I was. He didn't know,
and I was like, yeah, rip Marcus, right yeah. And
the weird thing is, I can't believe how much So somebody made that graphic
tea for me and it sold a lot, and it also made me feel
weird that I'm like, why do you guys want this so badly? Because
they like to know that they like one of your dad, especially at that
time, the motherfuckers you were drawing in by mistake, they were probably happiest
got one lest It was a warrior for us, but we lost lost him.
God, damn, damn the left, damn liberals got the Liberals killed
the only good woman, the only did you I know, What's fucking So?
I want to bring this up because I'm fascinated by this, by this
instinct that Sweeny has where you will get close to the mic to scream,
but then speak away from it's amazing. I am because that's amazing. It's
my homophobia. I feel like this is a dick some I'm young. Had
to get it away from it and then I back up, and it's very
If we make it a different if we make it a different color with that
help, that's a big it's a white one word to suck. It stops
the whole that is crazy to the table is crazy that you go all the
way to the fucking end of the arm and and it's simulated, just made
because you're so scared. I literally imagined it. It made me gag,
like just like something just shoving something crazy. Dude, that's crazy. I
have a horrible gag. I could never suck penis, dude, like I
I guess just beyond the further reaches of my tongue, I start gagging,
like like just the back of my tongue. We have start gagging. We
have the train, we have the train. Don't need the train. The
train, dude, I don't When am I gonna have to suck dick?
You know, it's just a good it's a good thing to have because there
could be an apos something can happen, and then now the currency is meaningless,
right, currency is gone now, and see is probably sucking dick like
sexual favors, you know what I mean. And then if you can't suck
dick, you'll probably get your head blown off because it'd be like, you
know, like you're you're gonna exchange like weapons or something for for dick sucking,
and then they're like you you're you're grinding your your teeth on my peepy
and then they just shoot you in the face. I Am going to absolutely
get weapons. Then how I will take weapons off people? Well, someone
is like firing a gun, I would run behind them and I'll just bite
their jugglar out and just take their gun. All right? Should we should
we move on to some questions. The zombies will be scared. They're like,
whoa, he's eating him. It's like an hour and five or something.
Okay, cool, It's weird not seeing it. It is strange.
I have to keep looking over while you guys are talking sometimes, But uh,
what the fuck? Balls with the balls the bang the bang, biggie
biggie balls, niggaded Hello, dexterity strength and luck mmmmmm, I'm I walk
your strength I think I would this man. This guy's lucky as fuck.
I'm lucky as ships, luckiest ship. Okay, I guess I'm strange.
Yeah, that's because that because that's all like performative strength. Okay, I
can. I'm pretty strong. I pick you up probably and crumple you.
If you did, Chris, if you picked up and you crumbled me first
and foremost, you're getting put in the facility there. It's gonna run away
if he's all those guys are monster. Do you know how much you can
bench? I get benched? My highest ever was like three fifteen? Yes,
uh, what about I would be so mad because that's more than I've
uh because I I fucked up my wrists, so I can't get the three
fifth. I'm actually know how much I benched. I think I knew at
one point. Have you done it recently? That was a while ago.
That's back when I was still like, we should we should pretty should do
what we should do, prs. We should go to the gym, doprs
to see where we're at right now. I would be embarrassed, probably be
like two fifteen. Maybe do you guys saying to go to the gym?
Where do you go. I was with the gym, Michael from house,
you have one across the street. Yeah, what the hell gym is that?
It's like it's like a like a local thing. You need to say.
That's like a smaller one. You know, you know my house right,
you know, right across the street where the the the supermarket is,
and then right across from there there's a gym in there by like furthest end.
So I go there. It's pretty convenient. It's like it's like a
like a like a smaller thing my house. I do like cattlebell shit at
my house, and then I go there for like cardio that I haven't thinking
of going in the gym again. Yeah, I actually my body needs it.
I'm probably a good I've in the past month or something, I've I've
been food maxing. It's crazy, you mean just eating. I've been I've
been a you know, I've been I've been sleep maxing in uh massive maxing
tube. I'm getting pretty cold, pr I mean, I've been eating ways
I don't eat anymore, Like I'm like fucking I've been anti seis. Yes,
that's a good one. It feels good to do that. I'm just
kidding. We got a question from Uh, you've been hit with the curse
of death. The only way to avoid your fate is to give up one
of two things that get a race forever with no trace or ability to recreate
or bring back all video games or all music. What do you choose?
Video games? Yes, that means there be no music anywhere. Literally,
Yeah, the video games is just obviously I love video games, but like
fifty percent of the enjoyment of that is the music from it, like,
and so I can't, like, I can't even imagine like Doom, Like
Doom would be useless without that soundtrack at all. I'm like, so it
would feel a lot less. Yeah, almost every like Final Fantasy seven with
that soundtrack, fucking Street Fighter, Like there's pretty much every single video game
is enhanced by the music that that that is in it. And so because
like I think I could easily like listen, that would suck to never play
video games again. But music's too like, that's too all encompassing. No,
you're right, because that means no movies. You're right. I want
to go deeper than that, right, human culture, music is very important
to us as like beings. Imagine no Spanish music, no African Rainbow,
Like, I feel like we wouldn't have made it. Somebody would have just
killed them. The first man would have been like, yeah, imagine,
would imagine never hearing Nightcore again? Oh my god? No, one hundred
guess what would I do? So how would I stim if somebody started,
like making a drum beat on their on their on their thighs, would it
just not make that noise? Just it wouldn't It would be damp? Would
there still be rhythm? Would there still be rhythm? Rhythm is impossible,
Like if you start like every you can't hum. I guess you can dance,
but they would have never been If anyone started making any type of sequential,
sequential beat with their like feet or something, it would immediately just there's
no sequence of sound. I feel like I feel like that would be humanity's
greatest Just try to understanding is if because imagine it'd be like we'd stop our
feet, we'd walk, we'd make sounds, but then as soon as there's
a rhythm to it, it would be nothing, and we'd be like,
wait, why it would be legalized? There would be no Probably couldn't even
know that that marching sound like, yeah, probably could even do that because
there's like a little rhythm that you wouldn't know when an army is approaching,
like it would be, it would be it'd be bad. People that have
sing songy names would just have no names. Yeah, what is the sing
song name? What are you talking about? Have to sing songy names?
You know that? What's that name that sort of have like a song?
Asked nature to them? What the are you talking about? You never heard
of a sing songy word or sing songy phrase, like give me an ex
please, I'm begging for an example. I can't think of one because I
don't know any exactly, but people Italian names maybe, I guess like if
that sing song any like like song names almost have like a rhythm to sing
them. I don't know any names like that, but I know I know
they exist. There's you know, what's I was just trying to just like
sing songy phrases and like names. I was just trying to, like,
like you know, you know, you know when you say, yeah,
you don't know what there talking about, just to get it over with,
just just just there's sing song And I'm not crazy explaining this. I gotta
look up sing song name. Go continue go go ahead, look up sing
song names and tell me what what the fuck pops up? That's what I
was like, wetzels pretzels like I don't, Yeah, I don't. I
don't know as Morelda. There wouldn't be any rhymes either. There wouldn't be
any nurse or yourhymes. You would have to just talk your baby to sleep.
Oh yeah, yell of them, got to sleep, get sleep,
shake them a little bit. There'd be a lot more baby rhythm. Yeah,
you can't. It has to be like I haven't found any examples of
this fictional concept where there's sing song sing song names. I really don't know
what you're talking about, no verse or a piece of a verse that is,
Oh god, you're reading the AI generated ship, aren't you. Yeah,
it's not gonna happen rhythmical concadence or a tone or sound. Yeah,
but like you just described it again an example. I don't know examples.
I know they exist. I've heard this phrase. I don't know any right
now, I know are you talking about like I know you? Let me
let me see. Did I get this right? Is it like those like
nursery rhymes are It's like Peter Piper? No, more like, I don't
know what you're talking about, because you know, Spider Man's name is what.
I forgot what the word they're called when something and when something has to
to I know what you're talking about, Piper. Isn't that called an uh?
Fuck? And Peter Piper picked a pickled peanis and uh? Oh my
god, Illy no, not idiom it's a no. Did you say?
What did you say? I said, the iliad Iliad. That's like a
fucking novel or something like that. It's called like a in, a in,
a loose and a loose. Oh my god, literation, I'm getting
alliteration? Is that is it? Yeah? Well the first letter in the
next thing. Everything is is like it's like saying, Peter piped. I
already I already lost, already lost. I couldn't think of I couldn't think
of an adjective. I already lost. Peter piped. I love this Peter
Pipe profusely. It's hard to do, I get it. I actually founded
pretty pussy. Yeah that was terrible, but you think you so much yours,
I said, Peter, finishing. It's still bad, but thank hostility
here. I have no clue what the you're talking about we're gonna move on.
That's why we I didn't want to entertain. It was I was just
I just went, yeah, I wanted to I wanted to get scared and
you wanted to be done. I wanted to see if I could get you
to the place. But like we shouldn't do it. Peter Piped, If
anybody, if anybody, if anybody at home, has any fucking idea what
he's talking, because I was thinking, like like I was thinking like how
like certain languages are kind of singing song like how Italian is kind of like
like like baby like that. Okay, so when I said Italian names,
no, I'm just trying to sound right because I'm scared. I don't know
what. I don't know if I have any big ugly Jordan wrote in it
says hello wrath, lust and sloth. I'm lust. I guess I guess
I'm sloth, extra sloss. You lazy am. I'm so lazy and do
some all the time, my sloth because people say, like, I don't
make it up videos, is that what it is? Maybe lust? Maybe?
Oh maybee you lust. I'm all these always coming all over the place
and ship I'm all of these this is all just to me. I'm gonna
do I'm gonna get a black light in this fucking place. Do not do
that. That's gross, that's gross. I just never I've just never checked
this room, and so like, I don't want to know. I think
a black light is just unnecessary. Actually have a black light in the closet,
you do? Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't see. I wouldn't want
to know either. Like I moved in this new apartment, I wouldn't want
to know if I checked it. Yeah, just come off the way that
I think, the way that I on the black light, the way that
I figure it is like, you know what, it's almost like it's good
for my immune system. Maybe maybe wives tale, I guess cool. Anyway,
he says, in Spirit of Pride Month, what's the gayest thing you've
ever done? For me? It'd probably be having sex with men, not
inclusively, not exclusively men, but men make up the lion's share. I
love that he says, lions some game. You could have said, you
could have said majority, most of them have been with the lions share.
So it's an idiot. Yes, he's Max by That's yeah, he's by
Max, and he's gay. I've definitely kissed eyes, but that's about it,
but never like intimate kissing kiss me on, like, oh, sure,
I've picked the guy, but I've never outside of the outside of family.
Yeah, I think I've ever done that. I don't think I thought
I was gay at the moment. I think I just sometimes it is.
I've seen people do that as like a joke. I've seen I was joking
in comedy scenarios. I have seen that for sure. It's like, see,
it was like it was like a crowder where if he did it one
time with his co host, it would have been like, I get the
joke. You guys are being extreme, Like they went to that women's march
and he's like an address or some ship. But they kissed like like ten
times, and I'm like, oh, you're the payoff is one time the
other nine times or whatever. It's not funny. You're just kissing another guy
and that's fine. Admit it. Stop hiding, admitted to yourself. I'm
trying to think, what's the I I had a I had a gay friend
when but we didn't realize as we were in elementary school, we didn't know
what gay was just yet had sex. But yeah, but this guy was
you know what, he was like sexually maturing more than we were like fat
way fashion we were. So I think this guy was like big balls.
He had the he had this dude had like a nine inch or we're like
ten years old. He had nine inch balls. Each ball was at the
length like popsicles. His balls are just all so long. They're long but
not around at all. They're they're ovals. That's crazy. It's his ball
like that. But I was saying, I was around. I was around
my friend that I think was becoming sexually mature and like trying to like he
was this dude like liked being like, oh I'm flashing and stuff and like
haha, and like we thought it was funny. But I'm realizing as I
got older, like that dude because he's gay. Ship now, he lives
in West Hollywood. He's a he's a gym trainer, he had a he
had another you know boyfriend with the same name, uh, and all this
stuff. So I was like, Oh, he grew up in your life.
I don't like that. I don't like that either. That that part
makes you know that I don't like. I was dating the Syrian girl at
the time. This was like what's her name, Derek, Yeah name,
no way, and there's no show. There's there's certain names are always off
limits, Like I would never date anyone who has my mom's name. I
don't I don't knowing, Like there's just no, it's just not gonna work.
I can't. I don't care how cool you are. I don't know
my mom. So like that's but like my grandma absolutely not. Yeah,
exactly like that, Like even even my sister, even even my stepsister's name
would be fucking weird. If it would be weird, i'd be like,
I'm sorry, you could be the coolest girl in the world, not gonna
happen. So there's certain things they're just totally off women. One of my
family has really really like my grandma, no one has really common names.
They're like they're all like spaghetti Marian, what's the mid last and a social
Security number? Middle name is I don't remember? Last name was? I
don't know. Nigga. That is a crazy nigga. Yeah, uh,
I don't know. I don't know, man, I don't. Yeah,
I kissed the guy once, but like other than that, it was like
nothing really. When I was younger, I wasn't like, yeah, oh
no, I kissed the mean once. There you go, did you really?
Yeah? Just to make Lily mad, that's funny. M M,
yeah, I don't have any memories of me macing on a dude, like
I don't written, well, will admit at least no, I'm not gonna
say those. I wouldn't bother me. I would like it, just it's
never even I think that people that get mad at gayness, I will be
a super gay. Yeah, that's funny, that's funny. I love that.
Like making them unconsole was great. I've been to more musicals I probably
should have been. I've been to quite a view. I like musicals actually,
but like, that's probably it. That's probably the furthest I think,
like, what's the case thing. I'm sure there's something that it's probably just
has to the the parodies that I've done throughout the years. It has to
be it has been fair. That is probably like that that is objectively the
answer. Technically singing any on any of those is probably the answer. That
is because there are some people that and I relish it. I relish the
people that are like, oh you're you're you're definitely you're you're in the closet,
aren't you. And I'm like, I wish your closet. In your
closet, I respond every time I wish, dude, like, you have
no idea how and I'm sure we've talked about this plenty of times. Is
just being a gay man and hanging out with your boys and fucking and sucking
like that seems like so much. Imagine imagine sucking your boy, right,
and you want to run some street fighter and then there you go do that.
That sounds amazing, so you don't have to deal with all this.
Maybe it's sucking the frames in the wood, like oh the picture for it's
the paint and oh the silverware, the china, And I'm like, shut
the funk up, honey, the reef is crooked. It's a circle,
bitch. I just want to high fight my bros. We say we won
V one some street fighter, right, and then we fuck each other a
little bit and then we go back to it. It's like, that sounds
so it's funny. It's amazing. It's funny how like often great gay couples
look, but then like lesbian couples, I gotta I'll back it up by
saying I've been going to w n B A games since the nineties. Man,
Jesus Christ, let's move some of the a lot of lesbians there.
And I'm like, I was like, okay, then all I was like,
damn, I like them like that. In fact, you like them
like that. I like them to look like Drew carry I like, I
want to break them. I want to break them down, all right.
One sock, one sock, one shoe, one sock, one shoe,
rode in. He says, hell, by the way, do you know
what that is? One sock, one shoe, one show. So Colin
recently on Sacred Symbols explained to me that he how do you put on your
socks in your shoes? Like, what's the order that you go in?
So? Well, if usually left to right since I'm left handed, but
I do socks left, sock right, sock right, and then I put
on my left shoe right right. So Colin does, he does sock shoe
and then sock shoe. That's so preposterous, dude, that is what what?
How did you how did you learn that? Because somebody asked that question?
Do you not feel like does he not feel uncomfortable standing up with one
shoe on, Like what if he has to run off the hall? How
he explained it to me? That is so it was a terrible explanation.
But he was saying, like, would you if you were caught in a
situation, in a bad situation, you had to get the fuck out,
would you rather have just socks or at least one shoe? I'd actually rather
just have socks. Yeah, I can't, actually I can having I don't
even unbalanced with one shop. I don't even know if I've explained. His
explanation was very confusing. Well, that's why you run. If you have
socks on, you run faster like the less you have on your feet,
because if you have bare foot you run faster. So your thing, what
the hell are you do? You feel the earth directly under your feet?
People run faster in bare feet? Who told you this? How would they
shoes? Yeah? Look in like a perfectly comfortable environment, I guess,
but like over like over like what? Yes? Yes, and that content
that's what I'm picturing. I'm picturing, yes, living in civilization. Yeah,
if you're on a track, like, if you're on like a like
a track, actually, somebody in a barefoot run very like well, the
only faster they would if they had the only reason I shoose on. Don't
know what that is, because you would think the Olympians and the people at
the highest level would not run without shoes. They would run without shoes.
I think they may, they may hurt themselves. Here's why I don't think
that's true. I think it's you're pretty sure no, But do you know
how? Like you know how like in rugby, where they're not as armored,
they tackle each other harder because in football they're covered in armor, so
like they hit each other way harder because they think they're vulnerable. I think
that applies to shoes as well when you're running, because I feel like if
you're in your feet you can feel the ground, you're probably going to run
slower than somebody who has a complete barrier. That's it, max, when
you have shoes on, stop it. I feel like that makes sense.
I feel that does make sense. Psychologics, it makes a lot of sense.
Actually, Like I've heard that before, because I feel like people that
have got tested with their shoes off and on, there's different speeds. You
might I mean, you might be right, I just but I actually his
the psychology in that, and it's like sometimes I used to go to summer
boxing with gloves. I was gonna say exactly that. I used to go
to some shady ass parties where I feel like I should bring my four once
gloves because like there would always be fights breaking out and I'm like, all
right, just in case, you have your gloves and you'll be fine.
Really, that is that is that is nigga shit right there. That is
that is that is the kind of dude that walks into the party with the
gun looking to start bullshit. I hate the comes there because that the gun
is so zero to one hundred, and that is how parties would be.
I don't know you've you've been to parties like that before, of course because
you because you unfortunately go to parties up where we rised to go to school.
I didn't party a lot at that time, but like I've been to
like maybe like one or two and that's what somebody comes here with a gun.
He starts like, this guy has a gun. I ret saw a
guy with a gun in the barrow once. I was like, I'm leaving.
I can. At the time of the McDonald's time McDonald's when when we
got McDonald's afterwards too, and like we were at like someplace in PK and
then someone had a gun and we afterwards we drove back. That was like
that was at that club fifty two or something or eighty, like I was.
I wasn't there that night, but I remember hearing about that is dude,
we went to a pub. We were all like eighteen. We shouldn't
have been there first and foremost nice, we shouldn't have been there. We
all went some dude started shooting and I was in the place. I was
like, what's happening? And I heard gunshots and I was like okay,
and I literally got down and I command crawled out the door and got the
tools. Dude, I can't I look man guns in in a video game
setting or TV or they're coolest ship and really I hate the much. Really
they're kind of cringe. I hate them, dude, I want to I'm
you know, as far as being like a trolling antagonist, like I'm not
into that ship online. But one thing that I will and love doing is
if there's a gun nut, I love telling him the truth. And like
you're a fucking pussy. You're a pussy because you feel insecure and you need
to walk I don't need to. I don't feel like I need anything to
walk around and then just walk around it you feel they're so scared you have
to have this fucking death machine. Get the like cause I walk around with
pumpkin bombs. Yeah, you're cycle. See that's just cool. You're no,
no, no, no, he's a psycho path But see that's just
cool. Like the idea of being like God's Spider Man and throwing that into
a fucking room, like what is it's the ones that turn people into skeletons
too, First and foremost the fact that he had something that turned them and
that would have worked. Though, Why didn't use that on Spider Man?
That would have worked on Spider Man? No, no, because he's too
spidery and strong. Spidery the skeleton we fighters can't turn the skeletons because they're
already skeeltons. Yeah they got the exo skeletons, yeah or something. They
don't at all. They're actually very fleshy in comparison. But they're they're gay,
that's all I know. You know what the spiders that are coming right,
you know about gay spiders. The yellow the yellow hornet things. Yeah,
the yellow ones that are coming from China. They're popping over here and
they're there. They fly, actually they fly now, they glide, they
fly, they fly, they don't fly. The ostensive if you're if you
can glide, but you're so light that the wind can carry you, you
can you can ostensibly fly. Chris, you can't control where you're going,
Chris, do you know what you need to be able to fly? It's
fine, No, you need wings, wings, things explain helicopters, sir,
you're right, you're right, like, you're right, flying squirrels,
flying fish. They can't actually fly, but we get it. They glide,
but we get it. Though. Those are the things that do fly
withou wings that are not man, not mechanical. Am an animal that flies
with our wings? My son out the window when he was born. Yeah,
that's some extreme depression fall time. It's not alive though, but it's
like a reverse I don't want to hate you with like like a champagne bottle
or something like. This is more of the podcast where Derek punches me in
the brain until my head goes away, and then like we play it seriously,
we just we just don't somebody with a champagne bottle till it breaks,
Like you pound them until something goes wrong and it's shatter the idea. I
hate that, like the visual of that, Like I like the movie visual
of just shattering on impact, but actual ive, those those sugar glass bottles
are so fucking We had, like we had like so many of them because
I had them for like props and videos. Well, yeah, because I
would, I'd use the fair bit of them. I think I used all
them eventually. But there was like this weird tradition that we had that one
VidCon where like people would come to the house and I would hit them over
the head in the kitchen. There's so many of those videos that are gone
now because I think they're on Twitter other people's Twitter accounts. I have one
of you doing it to uh Casara remember casaro Vera, right, Yeah,
but she told me. She was like, she was like, this is
kind of hurt. Actually she said, it actually kind of hurt a little
bit. Well, you're being hit with something, you know, it's not
does she die? Yeah? Right after that, In fact, no,
she actually do it was you. She was like, I got a wet
spot. It was fucking sad. She actually, uh uh, she got
docks. She got docs around the time because we used to do a streaming
show and we actually even made merch for it too, And she got doxed
and it was by some like actually we know the guy, I think,
oh no, alleged alleged she started dating some guy uh in the scene and
then this guy's a fucking this guy's a weirdo. I'll tell you off a
camera. And then allegedly he doxed her and then got like you and then
she just stopped doing content. Apparently she's around again doing Twitch streaming low key
and then like on TikTok and stuff. But not like she wasn't because she
was fucking talented. I found her by chance. We're like you see weird
avatars on like Twitter and shit, like you see so there's sometimes you see
a weird avatar that she was. So she was around so briefly for me,
I don't even remember, like was she doing like comedy or music stuff.
She was doing commentary like so she was just good at like she was
a good editor. And actually she did a couple of things for me.
Like I was in when I didn't know a thing about motion tracking. I
would ask her to do it for me. What's the next question? What's
that? Oh? Yeah, that's what I read this guy's name and we
got off on a tangent to one sock one she won, sock one she
wrote, and he says, hello from Australia, your gay cut, your
your sexy cunts. Long time, first time. These two questions have been
on my mind for the past three years. I must have an answer.
Wow, understand the weight of what I just said and what he just wrote.
He's had this question on his mind for the last three years. Yeah,
question is his question is is Sweeny gay? That's crazy? Imagine like
really wondering. Like this is a very five month themed episode. It is
a very pride No, I am not an active homosexual. Yeah, active,
but we all were retired. I'm a retired home is. Actually we
didn't go on a tangent that we would like that, though I would.
I wish I was gay. It'd be easier I feel bad of breaking my
wife's heart right and be like, hey, I don't like you anymore.
I like penis, but i'd also feel free, you know what I mean,
Because I'd be like, because I just want to like I don't know,
man, I just feel like what you do would be all right,
Jojo, you gotta leave what I do. You gotta pus you away from
me like a venis now. I would tell like, we can be roomies
for a minute. I don't know, Like, if you want to sleep
on the couch, that's cool because I'm back. You give her the couch,
Give her the couch. Still, I'm gonna be bringing grind. I'm
be grind. I'll be like grind. You gotta make a choice either you
I need would rather be fucking dudes loud and often in the living room or
in the bedroom. Dude, that would make a choice. That's a good
boy. I would be yeah, man, I'd be road roady, running
up on dicks. Man. It would be queers of war in that war.
The idea Lily would be so heartbroken. If she was like, you're
gay, I'd be like, yeah, I'm very gay, dude. I'm
leaving you today. In fact, you can keep all the ship. It's
gay too, so it's just gayness in your house now. But like bye,
yeah, cry, she would But then she'd get over. Eventually she'd
be homophon. That'd be that would be funny. Like picture over the top.
You're like, you know what and breaking the Mexicans. I hate I
hate gaze now beach, you fucking I hate you. You fucking though,
I hate you and like Lily, that's not nice. Me and my boyfriend
don't want to hear that. We don't want to hear that's that's very If
I got married him immediately too, she like you married this. I just
feel that all game we're getting married. That's why I didn't marry you because
I was gay. Yo, yo, it's coming together, it's coming together.
She would be so upset, definitely, she might even do like a
flip off a cliff Man. No, she would probably just be like racist
and gay. All these questions are gay. That's what everything, Literally,
every single one. Like here's one man, here's one from Uncle Reeman.
This was on June first. Uncle Remus constantly singing the N word ron and
he says, if you were forced to have gay sex with any cisgendered male
fictional character, regardless of their consent, surper, Now to who would you
want it to be? Look hot? Yeah? Loo card is a good
answer because he's so uh, he's like feminine, feminine, so soft and
stuff. He's into it too, because he was like, pretty Cloud looks
pretty supple. I don't know Cloud annoys me, but he's you don't have
to listen to him, that's true. You're you're you're literally taking I'm gonna
tap him. I'm gonna tape his mouth shut. So that's good. Definitely
a dominic Santiago just to say, like I culture to say that culture you
know that dude, I'm pretty sure he'd flip you around. Would My pelvic
straut is wild? Oh yeah, like what are you doing? I'm pretty
sure Cole is probably as wide as this table. Honestly, if we could
get like Gears running on that, that'd be amazing, and it's happening that
that's the sound playing, like the freaking the memories like that, dude,
I would since here. I would love to play Gears or Queer's a little
more. Can I really can't believe. I can't believe that collection is not
kind like I know that they're probably it's eventually, probably, I think,
no, But what is the what's the what? Why is it not out?
Guess? My guess is because this is a prequel, they're gonna want
to do that first and then maybe do the collection afterwards, since it would
I understand on some level, but at the same time, it's like,
yo, come on, I just feel like that it hasn't been spoken about
yet, like the collection should have been out for like five six years.
That's the thing that's weird. It's like it's we've had these PC capabilities and
the and all, what does it game Pass and all this ship for so
long? Now? How long game Pass has been since? Fucking it launched
with Xbox One, didn't it? Uh No, that was a twenty one,
twenty seventeen. Yeah, it was like it was like I remember they
did a thing, so it was probably like when the Destiny two's launch,
Like I remember it was like twenty eighteen, twenty seventeen, I think is
when it started, okay, because that was like later on the generation when
they realized they were fucked. They were like, we gotta give everybody free
thinking. It definitely was an Xbox when you're right, because that was everybody
was like, they have to do something about this week and we're not.
Remember them showing fucking examples of you watching TV on your Xbox. Yeah,
they really thought it was such a really tragic about that too, is that
like they could have kept everything almost the exact same, but just reversed the
order in which they showed it, and it probably would have been okay,
because like the problem with that machine wasn't like that you could watch TV through
it. That was probably kind of cool, I guess, but like the
problem is that that was people's first. That was when they first showed it
off, like they were like, this is the next generation. It's football
a gable but everything about it. And then like three weeks later they had
their E three showcase when they had all the games and stuff. But it's
like, dude, why did if you just reversed literally, if you just
reversed it, they were just like, hey, look look at all these
games. And then later on it's like, hey, look at all this
extra ship people. There's no shot it would have been bad. It wouldn't
have been as bad. The problem was first the not game sharing bullshit that
happened this They just they just said so many dumb do that the easiest layup
in the world. By the way, they had a three sixty was crazy
insane. Fuk that up in a way that I can't you you have to
try. I feel like you got to be really you got to really not
understand the gaming community. They were trying to expand when they didn't need to
do. They were they were selling investor talking points to people this it is
going to appeal to everyone and it and to be to their credit, they
are they were right like that everything turned into that. Literally everything did turn
into that, and like you know, people do like what they are doing
is that they were seeing stats on three sixty on Xbox lie that most people
who were engaging with the three sixty were using it to watch Netflix and ship.
So it's like, okay, cool, yeah, cater to that for
sure, but don't cender. Don't center your reveal around that that's supposed to
come later. Get people in with the games and then and then like they'll
use it for I still use my fucking Xbox for like that's my main media
hub really, but like that, what every could you do? Unveiling it?
So became that that's the thing, Like people are like mad, I'm
like the x the PS three became that the PSA. But it's just you
know, they like you. It wasn't the focus, but like, let's
branding, branding, branding, branding, branding, branding, the fact that
everyone was like Xbox one, like they're all in one Xbox one, and
like what bad name? Excuse me? And then it looked like a VCR
and I'm just like, oh, well, you know, yeah, you
can't. It was Well, the thing is, it was just all of
that would have been fine if they just didn't unvail. Like the first impressions
are everything that's the problem. That's like they fucked it up so bad.
And also the connect being forced into the box, just like the way they
handled a connect, just so many dumb things. And I watched on I'm
sorry, look at look at man? Why it didn't read black people like,
actually what happened? Well, we know marketing. When marketing, the
most important thing is brand recognition and the name. The name is the most
important thing of all. It is the most important thing for a movie.
One of the reasons say, like, you know, Furiosa get it done
a lot better if it was Mad Max or whatever, even though it was
really good. So the thing is everybody was expecting Placeastion figured it out immediately,
all right, we're just just gonna go by numbers. Is great.
So then you thought the logical conclusion for Xbox will be the same fucking thing
and that they're doing now turned into three sixty. We're gonna do something.
I even thought like, all right, maybe instead of doing like maybe if
they want to jump ahead and kind of like you know, it's called Halo
infinite. I was just like, it should be Xbox Infinite. They could
literally do. It could have been anything after that that wasn't a number would
be fine, seventy done. It would have been a little bit too lame.
But I feel like if you want to, like, okay, three
sixty, if you want to go ten eighty, whatever. But I was
just saying, like, if you want to just be like no, the
infinite possibilities or something, I would just think Xbox Infinite or something even something
that just a cool name. Even the code names that they had for those
machines were better than the ones that they like that was like Scarlet or whatever.
It was scarlet and like uh scort and like and and even fucking the
connect was like I remember when they unveiled it was like Project Natal or something.
It was like, Okay, that's interesting, but like they just suck
up everything they really it was. It was it was really impressive. It's
an impressive thing to like Xbox one that I'm like, oh my god,
we already have and now and now you forced everybody. And I hate this
with with games in general that are doing this now too. Or if I
want to say a model one for it two there is there is now for
some people they have to be like what are you talking about? Right?
Yeah, like and and it's like now I'm forced to say original. I
can say original Xbox. I've accept did it next Box Original? It's fine,
Yeah, I will say I will say props to them because like they're
really the only platform where like I've bought digital games on that platform on the
three sixty in like two thousand and eight, and I still have them and
I can download them to my machine. Still, yeah, that's it's not
true, Like PlayStation doesn't have that. That's true. Nintendo definitely Nintendo refuse
that. The thing about Nintendo's that if they just are like for like,
if they did like one month, where're like, hey, guys, virtual
cons for one month, all the GBA game Boy evans, the game of
games are available for one month on a play on the website, you know
how much money they would make they make a lot of money, like like
that month of sales would be like unprecedented. The thing that but they won't
do it. The thing that's weird to go with, Like you always talk
about leaving money on the table. That's the thing that does baffle me as
companies where I almost feel like at a certain point they're making so much money
that they just don't care to even divert from what they're doing at all,
even though it would say, like already making so much money, you think
that maximizing profits is always the game of like every company, but some I
just think like we're good, like we're making so much money that like that
extra money that we're gonna make is kind of insignificant, like you know so,
and then like but you're like you would please us so much, don't
you like us the people that are making you billions or whatever? The fuck
up? Stupid dumb and you're dumb if you if you stop giving us money,
maybe who you change? You're fucking stupid. The thing about that is
that what happened is that we don't ever have the willpower to do that show
we don't collectively we're fucked. We're I mean, like you know, like
you talk about politics, just look at the landscape and we can't come together.
It makes me sad because we can't do it. The people we are
now would have not done the civil rights movement that makes me so sad.
Right like the current US right now would have not march. We would have
not got holes down, we would have not stopped taking a bus. We
would have not got attacked by dogs. That is so fucking true that that's
when they're like, you guys have no spirit. They're right, actually right,
yeah we don't. I mean, look man, yeah I do.
We live in a world now we're like and honest sand violence is not the
answer. But back in ten I would have done it. Now where I'm
at now, I wouldn't do it where I'm at right now. If I
saw such injustices in my own front yard, I would want to do it
right. But the people that were like, oh, I can just ignore
it, this is not a problem out there still doing it, I will
say, which is like insane. I will say the situation is different purely
because it's like they can say it's like, oh, we marsh whatever.
It's like yeah, but you have a different set of you. You literally
lived in a different reality. If you were here, you wouldn't be doing
anything either. Like if you had this exact situation, if you had this
exact setup of like you, you wouldn't do the same thing that you did.
Yeah, but if the same things were happening, we still wouldn't do
anything. What do you mean we are people, we've grown so apathetic.
No, what I mean is like if you took our generation and put it
in the sixties and just like from birth and just raise them there, they
would I feel like it was just because they would just do the same thing
again. Yeah, yeah, a lot of us will get fucking sway because
all of us are probably wait shit, and we think they are probaby get
swayed into being like I'm a biggot whatever, like whatever, I was gonna
be racist, you know, Yeah, it's it's we live in a fun,
distraught DM road And he says, hello homosexual Caucasians. My question is
if you could come hard enough to kill a person, would you do it?
Yes? Yes, yes, absolutely. I would go to bathroom stalls
and I'd be like, I'm not going to make what happened. I'd blow
the head, let my fucking coat blow hold of the fucking stall. That's
dangerous, man. You got all that DNA all the place, what,
Yeah, but where it would end up would be they would they wouldn't be
able to find out where it is. But when it comes to it's uh
like fingerprints and stuff like that. Uh, if you're not in the database,
they wouldn't know it's you. Right, That's how it works, right,
I feel like everybody's in a database though, right well now actually yeah,
yeah, probably now even though I've never like, uh, I've never
like been arrested to give my stuff, there's I mean, I've committed several
crimes. I'm sure I've done. Oh wait no, so me being I
had to get customs US customs plans to work at the airport. They have
all my ship. Yeah, because you're looking at me and have fingerprints,
it's like I'll never find me and it's nothing. There's nothing there. I
mean, you can you can might be crazy. I'm not that anyone that.
Like if you're talking to someone and you notice that stop talking, yeah
immediately, I'm like, I don't know, Like, what the fuck are
you doing, Patsy for something? Right now? Already? What are you
doing that you don't need fingerprints. What the fuck are you up to?
That's uh hayo. Oh uh what is this called? Calandro sucks toes running
king. He says, Heyo, beautiful boys, what's the weirdest thing you
ever masturbated to? I want to I want to talk about it. Weirdest
thing. I want to talk about it. Answer right now, answer right
now. It's directed to you. Why, Well, it's a hao,
it's all of us, he said, swing specifically. I don't know.
Let me think, uh, mine is in Well, it's weird to me
now, but at the time as a kid, I had a picture of
it was it was some of the Street Fighter and the S and K women,
So it was like my But it's like I wouldn't do it now because
like I just don't find like cartoon. I just don't. I don't.
I don't get like aroused, Like I don't want to jack off the cartoons
and yeah, you lose it, you lose the fiver ever, like,
yeah, the weirdest thing for me is like I had I had a really
like high resolution photo of the Hindenburg disaster, and eight weeks it was like
my go to. It was so hard seeing that I just couldn't. I
couldn't get over it. You're you're the fall down. I can't walk kind
of hard, like your big is full of I was incapacitated. I want
to I want to tell you guys, but you guys are not gonna let
me finish, and it's gonna be terrible finish. I'm not going to.
There was this really hot girl when I was the Chipmunk movies that was a
human. She was a human, and I differs at least once, and
afterwards, I was like, I really gotta stop. Was she like sexy
at all? Like she was? But like no, I mean, like,
was she like any was there anything about her that was like actually supposed
to be? Really, she's just like a regular. It was a girl
that wasn't wearing a bra in a movie that I saw. She just looked
like she would be nice to you. Did she at least have nipples protruding
from her? Okay? Okay, I kind of guts, like what is
because even to me as an adult, that hottest fuck to me, Like
dude. The pulling myself out of gooonery was one of the hardest missions of
my life. It's difficult. I had to, like, like reaching down
in the abyssing Grandmas off like we can get out of this, and yanking
myself out of the venom ESQ guitar, like I was the web that pulled
Spider Man, that pulled Eddie Brock out of Venom and Spider Man three.
I was, and I was like, I got you, we can get
out. He was like, no, I like it here. I like
it here. I like when my room smells like that's, oh my god,
that is raze. It comes so much in a room that it smelled,
it takes on the odors insane. That's like that makes me want to
pound on the desk. That's all upsetting. That is like just if I
if I walked in and smelt come in my room, I'd be just so
fucking mad. Like it's just my bed sheet would not drape on me,
would just be hard. It's like a it's like a cave before an action
figuring out. It's just like a hard It's so funny. It's not even
like it would be like like an offensive smell. Just be like, this
is not what should be here, This is not like, this is not
okay. The context of this is not alright. There just comes to I
gotta tell you that would probably be the ultimately, Like say, if I
walked into my friend's house or something and I smell come, I I would
immediately like just walk the funk out and be like mad, like, just
you come, I just smell your CM you piece of ship. You assaulted
me, kind of hate. You forced yourself on me, and I've never
I would never do that to you. That's what I imagine. That's like
probably asthmen gold Like, it's probably like like a portion of his house with
his house he works at, right, Dude. When I saw the when
I saw, dude, I've I've been messy before in my room before.
Seeing that was mind blowing. I was like, this is insane. Did
you see did you see? Uh? So there was something that went viral?
Uh there's something that went viral, like say, uh, let me
see you keep your place like that? Dude. It's it's really crazy.
That's he has to be single? Dude. Well, I don't know.
He's got money. He's had like some yeah exactly, he's had some pretty
girls. You know, they look like booby streamers or whatever. They live
with him. I don't know. They definitely not because if you live with
a girl. That's that's that's the thing that switches d that switched off immediately
the moment you have the space with a woman at least that's any relatively clean
all Right, you don't agree. I don't agree, only because I'm also
clean? What if you are like that? If you are, like it's
the one thing that in fact, most women that I've lived with it compared
comparatively to you, I've been like like I've been like, yo, can
you fucking can you clean that? Compared to you? Yeah, because you're
you're very You're a cleanly, very cleanly person, like I'm a dude.
So like before living with Lily, I definitely wasn't the cleanliest. Now I
get ankles with bases aren't cleanly, Yeah, because I'm like, oh,
she's gonna yell. That's the anxiety. And that's the anxiety that I would
feel when we all live together and things were like messy. I was like,
why the fuck is there food there? Yeah? I'm like I'm like
literally like when I insane, Like when when I go to Bend the Mean's
house and I like, you, like we're hanging out and like we see
that I see like the like if you're out of food, right and there's
food like in the kitchen, I get nervous because nervous and I'm like,
I was like, I don't want to have to clean this ship later.
Oh my god, here we're going. I don't live here anymore, Thank
fucking god. Oh because you lived Okay, I see, so you have
like because you've lived there. So it's like, so you remember having the
responsibility. Yeah, you don't live there anymore. But the like, I
still a psychological that makes that makes more sense. I think you just like
at a friend's house in general, like you get nervousing their kitchen. That's
kind of crazy, you know, I just get like annoyed. I definitely
get annoyed by like filth. But I luckily most everyone I know is cleanly.
I don't. I don't have any like filthy fucking friends, and I've
I have, uh, you know, when I was dating around back in
the day, Uh, one of my uh, this fucking tiny ass,
fucking little black chick that I dated, she's just so tidy and she had
her friend was Oh my god, it was the worst apartment I've ever seen
in my fucking life. The sink look like I don't know. Silent Hill
Ship, I don't know. It's because it was messy. It was like
green women. Women are shockingly filthy with their places sometimes sometimes if it's if
it's women living together, hair it can get back. It's everywhere there was
hair fucking has hair in it. No one seems to care. I'm like,
you got you can buy a little thing that will catch the hair,
or just have fucking courtesy. Yeah, there's that, the basic courtesy of
just like, oh I just showered. Let me like like I under like,
I understand, like like you having dishes in the sink, you know,
like because I've done it, Like I'm not gonna have like letting the
sink build up. But to the point there's like mold and ship like that's
dude, I've seen, Dude, I have seen. I have seen pads
on top of the toilet, on the tank used there's not even not even
remotely kidding. Just like, never I came over, you're I'm friends with
you. First off, how dare you like, like, how could you
possibly be this comfortable doing thiscause no one ever took my thing is that you
like even having people seen that, I've never seen this now that you say
that, I've seen it one time over It's not that hard to clean afterwards,
Like like I had Criss over this early this week and we cooked and
everything, and then we just spent like a half an hour cleaning it.
Like because I think we overclean at my house sometimes I feel clean sounds like
it sounds like overclean. But to just clean up after like a day or
two is not hard. It's really, it's fine. It's really. Here's
the thing. Here's the thing. It's it's fine to be to have a
mess, right, mess is one thing, phil Filth is something else.
That's how you get that's when you graduated. Well, that's you grew up
that way. So then it's like, say the women that leave the pageant
around, they obviously grew up that way. They just they literally it does
not compute in their minds that there's anything wrong with that. Imagine you fine,
but I don't know how you get the filth. Imagine you grew up
that way you were that story you told in the last episode where you shot
your pants. Of course, I'll never forget that moment, do you remember.
Imagine imagine removing those clothes, bawling them up and putting them on top
of it, on top of the fucking toilet tank. I put it in
a toilet. Take on my grandma youth. She would have dog I would
have died. She would have bloodyled me. She would have brother would be
and put me in front of my house. I'm the front of a ship.
Yeah. She would have drawn a corner to you. She would like,
Kingston, are you serious? And I'm like, I'm sorry, Grandma,
I didn't know where to put my shitty pi. She would have did
it herself somehow. I was thinking she was somehow drawnk like she clothed herself.
She just takes She just takes turns on every limb. So she just
yanks so hard and then it pops off. It pops off like a fucking
toy, like a dragon. That is strength, man, that is straight.
There's no bon there's a muscle. Whoa so fucking cool, dude.
She just grabs me, pops my head off. Yeah, I think she
would summon that, like if you saw I think I would be able to
do that too, though, if I saw shitty draws just sitting in on
the toilet on the commit full of ship, full of ship in the bathroom
that everybody uses. You're not seeing fall out where the armor of power crushes
the guy's head. Come here. I think I'm turning into like like the
Juggernaut. I think I'm like I'm summoning magic to just become like I'm destroying
everything that point, I'm destroying everything. I think I'm I think I'm becoming
the joker. I think you just start laughing and I someone saying that,
I think I joker. I think I'm the joker. I think I think
I made laughing. I think I'm becoming the joker. I think that's a
wild dude. But I get I get being it because being a teenage boy,
less ship bothers you, you're you're so focused on dumb things that bothered
me always. I mean, I would clean up when there's a met when
it's like a big mess, I would clean up, But like my boundary
to the point where I clean up was way higher before. That's the thing
it was. I did a couple of like gross things when I was a
teenager. I remember I remember this one time because I almost wanted to explain
to my mom because I had this shirt and I don't I was eating something
I don't remember that left like a bad taste in my mouth. And I
didn't spit out any food, but I just like spit on one of my
shirts. It was on the floor. My shirt was on the floor,
and I'm like ah, and I was like kind of just spit on the
shirt, and I was like I was gonna I was It was a graphic
shirt that I made and it was shitty. I was thinking about, like
I'm gonna throw it away eventually. I didn't get to it right away,
and my mom had one of those days where she just like wanted to clean
my room. I guess I don't know if she was being nosy. She
rarely did that. So but that the dry spin on the shirt looked like
it was probably dry comb like it probably looked because like it because who normally
spits on a shirt? Right, it's a very that like somebody, But
I imagine it's probably no different than like people using their socks and shit.
So like I'm thinking in my head, I'm like, oh, no,
she probably thinks I came in on my shirt and like that that idea didn't
wash it, just left it then, Yeah, so the is it just
like your comb shirt? I'm not having a cumb shirt that looks tie diyed.
But I'm sure people it's like, it's like, what the fun why
shades of whitish pink and red, shades of white and price red, and
it's crazy. But yeah, people stands on its own. You hear about
like jes rags and stuff. So I was just like, oh no,
she probably thinks because I was always just a tissue cleenex guy, Like just
why then wouldn't you that was my mirror kind of guy. Then I came,
and then I came so much at my mirror to the point that it
looked like it was fine. I thought you're gonna say, I think it
came so much on your mirror that it began to look like you my mirror
became me whatever on your mirror. The the cleaning that up you don't.
You don't clean up. You come on it to the point that it coats
over. So then the is yet again reflects that almost laminated exactly exactly.
Okay, that's why you g cards I didn't put him plasts that came on
him so much that it was laminated. That is insane. Here you get
those amazing you take it too, like some like card shop and they're like,
hey, can you how much is this worth? And they put them
in their microscope and they see sperm. They're still very alive. They're still
very alive. He goes, sir, this is this is did you come
on these? It's like almost exclusively you're playing games. You look, you
have some of the other person's deck. Whenever you want to start the mac
you're like and he's like, this guy pretends it's just back of my tongue
that you have a large spurm. Like he's trying to make the Christmas cut
out and that's so gross. You you go, you go. He's appraising
them and ship and like he acts like he's disgusted. You leave, you
know, go take a look around and this motherfucker is just going to town.
You come back, you come back, and it's just it's just the
card only where is my compass, my laminate? Where's my come lamit?
It will uh, you know, to be able to actually appraise and they
just come all over his face. He's like, well, he looks like
it looks like a squidword No, it is Patrick. In that episode he
eat the chocolate. I don't exactly know what happened? He looks like he
ate of mine. I don't know, man, I think there was a
combandit or something. But uh, come glob your bubble. That's crazy.
That bubbles like a million generations. That bubble, that's all them, would
have cured cancer. That's good. That section of that bubble would have solved
the world hunger. Yep, that's crazy. And the other one would have
caused the Second Holocaust. Another one definitely Hitler times yeah, Hitler times five.
That is so charism. He's his charisma checks off the persuasion twenty every
time, plus thirteen to like, yo, this guy's not going into the
forties. Dice rolls, Dice rolls. The dye goes up the twenties,
getting up the forty forty easily. I got a one that puts me at
thirty eight. That is fucking insane. That guy never loses anything. Literally,
I'm playing d D right now with my with another group of my friends
who have like everybody's level ten. One guy has a plus fourteen to persuasion
and I'm like, bro, don't do no fuck shit man, And he
was like, what do you mean? It's like, do not no ship
with women? You have to lease. You have to Yeah, no,
the point what's the point of playing if you don't can you can? You
can convince people ship, but don't like, why don't you get him dressed?
You're gonna promably get naked form me right nowty two. It's just an
analog clock. Caress those boobies. I want her to punch herself in a
Labia thirty two like fire liable talent. He has a less than a tent.
It's a thirty two sided die and every number is thirty two. Every
number that's it's like it's like a bunch of umber. Then it's four twenties
on there, it's like one, two, three, four five at sixteen,
twenty, twenty, twenty, thirty eighth, thirty eight for thirty eight,
You're like, why did you? Why is that there? Spice things
up and it's fucking upsetting, getting freaky in this game? Yeah, I
mean real freaking. I'd play with that, dude, I would not Why
you don't want to? He's too honest. He's too honest of a representation
of the of the group that would play that. Yeah, I mean it's
too it's like a dark reflection. It's like this is what you could be
if you fell a little bit further. I mean, my own party already
is really fucked up. Like Lily's character robs everybody, like actually, like,
that's not a bullgarden. It's bad because she does violent robberies. What
do you mean you can use her magic for people to sleep? She's like,
no, I want to fight that guy, and it's like that's a
regular commoner's just I want I want him. I want him to get beat
up. I don't want to kill him. I want to cut it forced
off and shove it up his nose. I don't want to kill him,
though, why would you do that to something? Like? What does that
prove are robbed it? You can't do it. I want to get it
forth. I want to get a real dull, dull knife with a sharp
tip though the rest of it's dull. I want to anchor it off.
That's yeah, all right, Well I want to shove his I want to
shove my knee up his asshole and spin real fast while slowly opening my leg
till at the point it's fully extended. Oh look like that, though,
she gets told him too, what are you actually what are you talking to?
Play? D and D. You roll well for some bullshit reason always
I don't know why you're well, let's go play Crapston, Let's go to
the tables. That's the thing. It's like if I try to do it,
it really happens in games that I begrudgingly play. So if you do
that, you'll end up like owing your life. I will, I will
be shot to death in that casino. They will unleash whatever. Like I
don't know the casino wars do you have that you have that casino war beats
kind of make this callous that makes sense. It's fucking weird thinking about but
you have the the gambling it or no a gam No. I don't like
it really like I don't. I don't like. I like casinos as like
a like I like, I like the imagery of it, like there's something
like casino, Like I like wandering your casino and drinking and a casino there's
something cool about it. But like I don't. I don't care really at
all about like the games, and I don't have the itch for like I
played card games, and being a card game play you have you have to
have it to buy the cards and open a pack. But I think you
have to have the I don't want to do that every Yeah. I think
the only way regular people on average will get the itch is if they had
a lot of exposed uh yeah, disposed one come even that even that well,
because it's it's fun. It's fun to do if you don't mind losing
money, because they're designed for you to be down right yeah, like you
have to invest a certain amount of money to either recover it or actually hit
big. So the idea of me doing that, I feel like I would
hit big like three times, and on that I would get killed. They
would kill me. I think gambled in my head would just be like ow
and yeah. The fucking the casino, fucking rifles that are just on the
ceilings, they're just there. And then they see someone winning too good and
then it just points to and like dog Millionaire when they take him in the
back like you're cheating, is like, I'm not. I don't watch Indian
stuff. It's a silent it's a silent gun too. It's Indians. It's
like a silence. I don't watch Indians at all periods. I've never seen
anything with an Indian crazy Indians. It just make me really mad. In
fact, I don't watch anything I've never seen. And you were we were
just you he ran a synopsis. He didn't you guys like the Indians are
Indians. I just had three times and forgets in the fucking podcast. I'm
a I feel like I'm probably I probably am a gamble, just not with
money. Yeah, I mean I feel like I gambled with my life.
I gambled with my piece. I like going wrong just in the women and
hoping they don't get pregnant. Let me risk, let me risk my piece.
This week, I found out my sperms like a little fucked up,
and I was so happy. I was like, no, no, wonder,
why don't have kids? Dude? You found out your sperms a little
fucked up? My sperms a little well. I don't know if it's always
been that way, but like I I got some, Like I need to
look it up because every time I talk about it, I don't remember what
it's called. It's like an angular, it's like no hooked, hooked.
I got some. I got some. I think they think I had some
trauma to my uh my tube stuff that's like going on next attached to my
balls and I was like, I don't know, I've never been kicked in
the ball like I literally you avoid avoided that shicking the ball so hard.
I fucking woke up later. I used to ride my bike a ton,
so I think maybe I fucked them up that way because I used to do
nineteen miles round trips to work and then, uh, that is insane eighteen
I used to Uh, I used to do twenty eight miles because I'd ride
to the beach and back. He's so tired when you get home. It
felt. It was the greatest feeling though you get thee the cardio high.
I was amazing because also the sun just beat being at the beach. So
I'll ride there fourteen miles. Uh, just soak and soak in there and
just get it and getting crispy. I started to get fucking dark, dude,
and then I'll ride back. It was It's basically the complete opposite of
how I feel right now, because I feel like shit. I feel like
like I got kicking the ball so hard that I threw up. Yeah it
happened, Yeah, instantly, the bottom was already right here. It was.
It was very little delay. It was so bad. My god,
I remember the reason. Yeah, thank god, I know I didn't do
anything to deserve it, that it was actually out of nowhere. I'll definitely
kicking the ball by girls. And girls they don't gauge it. They killed
because guys they're like, all right, like my brain's not gonna let me
kill humanity too hard, so let me gauge it. But girls are just
like girls don't understand you. Girls hating back their foot light like you're playing
turning into future right now, just thinking about that ship, Like I'm like,
did he be with me? Dread that it's super it's super bood.
Just women had shades on dreads. Women don't deserve it, we hear all.
Goddamn dad. Honestly, I wonder how suck up some women? I
wonder how long if you just kept going like what we just kept going.
Let's see how long we can really we can do that one day and then
tell you what. We'll have one camerangle for that one Yeah, yeah,
yeah, for sure, they get an eight hour podcasting we need. We
could probably go for a very very long time. You have to go live
for that. We would go live and we would just record us just kind
of shooting the ship. Oh yeah, we could not live because that would
fuck whoever's gilt be wrong. We get we get a we got to get
compensator for that, dude, goddamn. We get some who has PayPal.
We do PayPal donations, but that at the twenty five dollars year. Yeah.
Yeah, like our eight hour podcast eighty five dollars year. Bro,
it would be funny to just like as like kind of like a almost like
a sacred Simple's joke to just kind of like have a show that is twice
as long as that long show. Yeah, I mean, and it's about
nothing. No topic is not even a joke. I feel you guys do
have it our podcast, No are you long? The longest I think that
we've done was like like twenty seven by twenty seven hours. I did an
eleven hour streams like I'm gonna read the Bible. I'm gonna read the Bible
in reverse through a mirror. That's so fucking dumb. Oh my god.
So he fin and then puts a monocle. He's like in the beginning,
God have it. That's crazy. Last page first, Yeah, the last
page first. It's gonna it'll be the most to story. So you like
read it like so like I don't know what it says that the end is
that that the end of the Bible is at the end of the Bible,
that says the spin is So then you got to like open it knows the
credits and it's the Bible. God at the end of it says Stanos will
return, that is what. So you have to just read backwards. So
it made zero sense exactly, so return will Thanos knitturb and something like that.
You have to read it like yeah, no, he's reading it in
jail. Like were like if you reverse the entire stream, it would be
like just reading the bag. I don't think that's ever been done before.
No, I mean we could be. We could do it, that's not
we could pioneer it. I did. I literally just found my Holy Bible
from ninety four. I have a Bible from ninety four, and I was
like, look this dumb thing. I like stealing Bibles from hotels. It
is cool. I'm started to notice that a lot of hotels are stopped.
They stopped putting Bibles, and people get people like they kept stealing. I
definitely had sex one time. It came on a Bible. A lot that
is I feel like that's crazy. You weren't going to come that much.
And he saw the Bible and you came way more. I was like,
oh man, that juice holes in his hands. And then it started.
The Bible started glowing. They started rotating around you like all the card So
that's the secret. It's amazing dark metamorphosis. I come on to buy one.
Then it floats. All we gotta get. This is exactly what I'm
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are now eightier and dance eightier, but not as dandy. That's unfortunate.
Then I'll think it better. Yeah, telling a white woman that my dog
is gay, he's a gay, it's crazy, nice heart tears, Charlie
licklets, You dumbass, a heat smoker gigs who's up yanking, up yokin
and spoinky right now? Living on borrow to come? My ass drips faster.
Who is ooh, who is signed here to It's not here to help
cock. Destiny is not here to have cock Destiny for me? Isn't he
an open leadership? That's fucking weird man? Now he's actually she left or
something. Yeah, she left, and everybody made fun of him because,
uh, well people, I think he sucks. I mean, he definitely
has some moments. I mean I just think that, like it's just not
It's not sustainable, man, It's not sustainable, especially if you're trying to
do like, oh I'm I'm a fucking caveman, but like I have cloud,
So I'm gonna be with these fucking women that clearly don't actually like me.
They like my clout, Like, what are you fucking stupid? It's
a quick, we smart guy is really fucking stupid, you know what I
mean? Bust seeing even Yeah, I feel like he doesn't know. He's
the most smart people to be fair, especially if they get any like fame
or prominence, because like, let's be honest, look at Destiny objectively,
Like is that a handsome man? I'm not trying to like she's a very
he's a he's he is just the average. He's so average in a way
that I'm like, all right, dude, you're gonna get these all these
girls that are like conventionally attractive, that are like, you know, like
they right, but let's that's also not just let's also not pretend like that's
not a lot of I mean, most most most hot people are hot because
they, like you know, they're covered in fucking makeup and ship. Well
if the thing I would say that you can say, you can say that
about like you can probably say that about like most famous women, but like
the male actors, they don't cake on the makeup. They're just like they
use they use makeup, but it's just you know, highlighting attributes, not
to the point where they look different, like it's a clown makeup. Right.
What I'm saying is that the disparity between their their level of like natural
attractiveness is probably not really as steep as it seems, because like women just
try more. Yeah, yeah, I just think that. I just think
there's there's very beautiful people out there naturally without like say, say Scarlett Johansson,
I think without makeup you've seen I think she's a very attractive person,
and there's a lot of you know, but is absolutely gorgeous. And but
I just I just think that like doing that whole that you're skipping so many
steps. Yeah, like you're skipping way too many steps. I'm like destiny,
Like as uh, you know, I'm not even talking about any of
the sh I don't care about that. Get somebody that you could fucking get
if you weren't famous, brother, Like, that's the only way it's gonna
die. Man, that's that's that's before you got So get someone who's like
on your level as far as like she's cool as fuck, not like,
oh she's a hot booby streamer or whatever. The fuck. Yeah, you
don't marry those men. Come on, brother, to marry them and give
me an open relationship. Come onst I care about his video. The video,
That's what I'm talking about. Man. He has some good takes.
You have some also some really stupid ones. He's a simultaneous anomaly because many
times I'm like, oh, this guy, he's he's he's on point shitting
on those white nationalists and those fucking ethno nationalists. He's he's so on point
about that, and then he's likely doing anything wrong, and I'm like,
yeah, he's he's really he's really good. He's really good at making those
like very core conservative values look really stupid. But then he moves on to
like anything involving like trans country like intercountry politics, and he says, dump
shit. I think he's just playing. I think he's just doing what do
you call it when you're like double agent. I think he's just like,
I think he's bored. I think he's just I think he's probably bored.
I think he's bored, and he's just like, I'm gonna see how far
I can push this, because that's I feel like if I were like really
smart and I have a bunch of money and I'm like, I'm bored,
I gotta i gotta figure something out. I'm gonna I'm gonna be a villain.
There was a weird video of him like dumping acid on a starving child.
A little much Listen the swords drawn by army Army of the Pharaohs,
and see if you recognize the sample. You really don't like he really didn't
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