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Hey, look you mean, so, when's the last time you've stolen Kingston

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like in general? Uh like physical
or like in general like physical, like

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I've stolen something. That's the question
the thief asks, yeah, yeah,

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yeah right type of what do you
mean exactly what do you stole? What

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do you mean by that? Like
like slang or like actually take things that

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aren't wrong, o pp men,
other people's property. Oh god, A

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long time ago. I don't like
because I was when I was little hasticky

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fingers, like when I was younger, like into like maybe like eleven.

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You don't think that, like I
stopped. I was, like, that's

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is not right. Sticky fingers is
such an infantile way to describe I'm a

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thief. I like it. No, I was because yeah, it's supposed

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the biggesty like Dora that it makes
it sounds. It's not cool because like

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because because there was rap, like
it was a rap term at first,

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fingers not the first. It's probably
like an old, old fucking American term

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where it was likes everything he touched
ended up him by say, fingers hanging

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from the trees. If he sticks
to that, he's stole my fucking lead

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paint. He stole my lead pain
and now we're all dead. The fingers

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he stuck to my wife and my
wife has four half black children. You

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know. Stff like that, right, yeah, like yeah, it's like

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they really painted everything with lead.
Yeah, like for a long time,

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I actually said it crazy sign in
the fifties, my new my my new

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apartment. Right, my apartment was
built in the sixties, and there is

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a disclaimer that I sign that They're
like, as far as we know,

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there is no lead pain in these
walls. And I'm like, that is

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I don't feel good about that at
all. As far assist in kept you

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warm that was there before. Yeah, that was good if you went up

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there, that's dude. If you
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it. You took one. Wasn't
that Like didn't they put that in like

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Shireman's uniforms and stuff. Maybe put
it everywhere? I'm pretty sure that you

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cause I think it's like technically flame
retardant or something. And I don't know

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what the hell it was flame retardant, but it's life accelerate. Hey,

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watch your language. Life accelerant.
Yeah, die faster, you live more

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quicker, I get Yeah, Okay, the life is gone more quicker.

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and the video too. We got extra

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amos over there. That clip that
we posted, Uh, what are you

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saying like that tanks and train guy
or whatever? It's lots and lots and

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what is it? What is it? I don't know. Wait, I

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forgot I said tanks and trains,
but I know that's not right. It's

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lots and lots of planes, just
planes, tanks Palestinian clearly did you see

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by the way that they were like
they finally I saw No, I saw

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something that was like like an official
recognition from like the government's like, hey,

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this is an extermination to people or
something like that. There was like

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some like high some important person was
like, hey, this is probably a

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bad They've been doing that for some
of the people in the EU. Like

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yeah that For a minute, they're
like, hey, this is a And

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then they did that court and I
think of South Africa like that. Yeah,

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they're like was like look We've been
there, done this, all right,

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and I'm like it when South Africa
is looking at you like, hey,

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but I know we fucked up,
but that place will forever be socially

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and racially fucked. They can never
fix Off Africa. It's just weird that,

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like it was so infamous that when
when something like that happens, they

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adopted that Afrikaans apartheid, you know
what I mean. It is now it

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is officially called apartheid when something when
the people were like there's an apartheide happening,

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and I'm like, wow, that
it has been turned into a thing.

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That's how much of an event it
was. It's not a very catchy

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name. I guess its Afrikaans is
fucking it's it's it's an upsetting language,

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I'll say, I'll tell you that. Yeah, because the because you have

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these Dutch people come over and then
just made their own language and then call

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it Afrikaans, Like that's fucking that. I really, I think it's so

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disrespectful when there's a fucking South African
fucking miss American tries are white. I

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think that's so. I think that
is so wildly disrespectful. I understand its

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from I understand they're still from there. Obviously that's the country. They've got

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to embrace it. No, but
that's that's kind of that's not for anyone

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though, you know what I mean, Well, they represented their representing a

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to who what are you talking about? Miss America to the Miss World is

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like that the whole case are not
important at all? Right, Okay not

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not probably definitely not so anymore.
A hundred hundred I don't believe that.

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Never in our lifetimes. Hundred percent. It was like way past killed.

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Yeah, they're still doing ship.
But like back when, back when our

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families like that, when our parents
are growing up, there was like a

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Miss Puerto Rico and my grandmother talked
about and everybody was fucking cheat, Like

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literally Porto Ricans were going crazy because
they didn't have it for a very long

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time. Yeah, it's weird,
not for us though, Like as long

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as we've been they're still beautiful.
I've watched because on TikTok obviously you get

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trapped and you watch beauty pageants.
No I watched. I watched Adult Women

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beauty patches. I don't watch the
child one. I mean quite frankly,

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it's both. And then they got
rid of them. Right, it's still

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super objectification. Right. I've definitely
watched it because I have sisters. I

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don't have a problem with objectifications.
Lame you have sisters, so and far

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when she was like when she was
on her like I want to be very

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pretty ship. I'd have to watch
with her, I had no on TV.

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I just think they should just do
something more interesting, like I feel

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like fucking you know, swords and
shields they should imagine ja like every every

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culture gets their weapon. I mean
swords and shields they should. They should

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get into like a like a like
a like an animal skinning contest on stage.

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Who can strip this deer into beans
into meat and bones? Yea beans?

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Who can bes? And I wondered
that I'm I'm I'm I'm in Red

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Dead two mode and like I'm skinned
to bear and then I have animal fat

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and now I can make explosive rounds. I love how I love how that

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translates, like you just it's yeah, so you just need you didn't do

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all the all the what when you
when you when you bring them to the

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Fletcher fletch, you go to the
you you threw that you threw the name

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out of my head. By doing
that, I was so wrong. Oh

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my god, you go to that
thing. That guy has all that illegal

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ship kind of he has all that
and you can get the schematics from him.

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The I can't believe it's it's gonna
come back to me later. But

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anyway, I was so wrong forget
because like I was like, oh,

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you go to the and then now
I'm as the buffalo Head had, the

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Wolfhead had, I had all the
the different things. Yeah, but it

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just get those I didn't just the
requirements well, I just specifically I wanted

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all the explosive rounds. That was
like my biggest thing, like this,

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there's nothing more satisfying than exploding people
in that game. I don't. I

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tried my best. Not they had
the horses, but sometimes they're acting a

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fool. It's usually the ones the
cops are on, because the ones with

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the cops that come in brushing them
like they're all fucking hot ship and then

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like you're trying to I'm trying to
headshot right, but the and then the

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horse kind of gets on the way
and it gets the head blown like horse,

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the cop falls, So of course
I'm horse. I mean, it's

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just you don't want to do real
horses. It's also a fox your honor

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and I'm trying to be I'm trying
to be hors. Yeah, the enemy

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horses. Yeah fuck yeah, did
you have to? I had max honor

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by the time I never matched.
I don't know how you do that.

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I be actas to It's too to
me, it's too hard because sometimes I

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even I feel like it might be
bugs or something where somebody is like they

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need help, and I'm on my
horse and I guess I took too long

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to get off, and then they
just immediately get antagonistic. I didn't even

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say anything to them yet. You've
altered the git out of your game though.

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We are probably looking at you and
they probably see like the various skins

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that you have in the background,
like but like through their vision, like

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that's an alligator and a dolphin and
a fat man at the same time.

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That's scary to get away from me. This is crazy because you can,

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like the trainer that I put on, you can pretty much be anyone in

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the game. And uh, some
of the things are game breaking. Like

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I was trying to see, oh, how would it be if I was

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a salmon? Like if I was
just a salmon on land and then it

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just crashed. It just crashed the
immediately game can't handle it. Salmon on

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the Land is impossible. But like
everything else, the gator, the the

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eagle was cool. But like that
fat dude, the farmer that like chases

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you if you kill his sister or
whatever. I was him for a minute,

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Dude, he blew his head off. Dude, speaking of Red Dead

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and Rockstar in general, Man,
like twenty five is gonna be crazy for

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video games. It's not really well
granded. Thought of six, which is

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right fucking huge, it's gonna be
that's gonna be doom fable. You got

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a bunch of other stuff. It's
like six. Man, I'm being honest.

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I haven't seen it yet, That's
true. I haven't seen anything from

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it yet. So that'll Lily's fucking
off the walls about she loves one of

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her favorite games. And yeah,
she's a fucking anarchist. She's like fucking

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hurting people. Ah, I can
tell. So why does she play like

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Red Dead? Uh? It's just
like I don't like cowboys, and I'm

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like, I personally I don't like
cowboys either. Really, I always Red

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Dead is so much more interesting than
Grand Theft Auto because of the nature of

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like, that's a period of time
I could never have lived in. That's

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for me why I like Red this. It's also like just way because we

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live in California, Like, oh, the Santa Monica Pier is like twenty

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minutes away, twenty five minutes away. It's not like, Okay, that

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looks impressive in the game. But
everything that's in Red Dead too, I

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can't see. There's open fields that
doesn't exist in America. Red Dead two

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is so good that I don't like
Cowboys at all, and I loved it,

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you know what I mean. That's
how that's how you probably like cowboys

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before you hate. I still could
never. I still cannot give a ship.

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I think cowboys are so cool.
It's a cool period of time.

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I think it's so dumb. There's
poop, what are you doing? And

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then they get into a duel and
then they get fucking stepsist and die.

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It's not lit as fun. It's
dim. In fact, it's quite dim

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and grimm. I like. I
mean, I like the the the outlaw

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bounty hunter kind of dynamic. I
like that too, But that doesn't need

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to be you know what I mean? That could be. That could be

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any racism. That's my favorite part
about it, the whimsical racism, where

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like there's probably no in behind it. There is a whimsiness to it.

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There's like, yeah, there's like
a fairy word because he genuinely thinks that's

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the way you're described. Yeah,
well, I mean yeah, for the

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time. Yeah, okay, good, good, good, that's what you

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do time like yeah, pre nineteen
ninety six. Can you imagine old sweet

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twenty twelve. Yeah, that's what
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twenty one, right, pre pandemic, and they just changed that. He

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just became socially Okay, I'm gonna
be honest. That world would make a

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lot more sense to me in a
way. Yeah, because of the rampant

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racism that's still like a thing.
It would almost kind of coincide. Like

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it almost feels like if somebody came
from olden times and then they saw things

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progressing and the kind of time machine
they probably assume kind of like every people

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assumed, oh, in two thousand
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shit, they probably would think people
would probably be unified by then, and

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every fucking sci fi there's this human
alliance and shit, and then we go

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to twenty twenty four and then it's
like, I'm reading I'm reading a post.

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I'm reading a post on Twitter of
this guy phased Nick Merks or whatever

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the fuck his name is, and
he was like, oh, trans people

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gaze, I don't fuck all that
shit. That's not real. People aren't

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real. And I, like his
biggest donor was like, yo, that's

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fucked up. I'm your biggest donor. I've given you hundreds of subs on

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Top three tier, on all this
ship, Like, why can't you just

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be cool with my community? He's
act should get a refund, he should,

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but he he blocked that guy and
then I'm looking at a Drama alerts.

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He's they're the one that it ended
up my for you My for you

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page, And then all the comments
were just why don't you respect his choices?

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You know, like so, I'm
like, so, so you're saying

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we should respect piotry. Like the
thing, it's not even to me,

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it's not even like it's just wel
even it accelerates beyond bigotry to the point

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where it's not even that anymore.
It's just dumb. It's just like,

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what do you like, these people
are not real, but you're but you're

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afraid and angry at them. Yeah, so what does that fucking mean?

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It means nothing. That's like you're
like, oh, I'm angry. Imagine

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being angry at ghosts while not believing
in goes like it's so it's such a

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fucking story. Like it's not even
bigotry. It's just stupid. It is.

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It's just literally like like mouse brain
ship, it is kind of like

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it goes. It goes hand in
hand, like to be to be a

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biggie, you have to be astronomically
stupid. Like the wad thing about big

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try is like the way because the
only bigotry that I've really like analyzed is

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the kind of thing that like pretends
to be smart, you know what I

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mean. It's like like the Calvin
candy and fucking what is it where it's

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like here's a scientific explain and it's
just wrong. But like this is just

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like they're not real, they're not
real, and it's like what does that

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mean? Like I've heard ones really
like that. It's like, bro,

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I'm I'm actually it's a weird.
It's a weird thing to say. I

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mean because like because even here's the
thing about even if you disagreed with it,

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right, they're still there. Yeah, you know, like I don't

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agree with like religion, but I
never really Christians aren't real, Yeah exactly.

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It's it's such a don't get it. I I I don't know how

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many times in this podcast how many
times I've said that I am convinced we're

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in a fucked up version of the
matrix that like it got like I keep

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saying, the alien overlords spilt whatever
alien soda on the servers, the shortening

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out. They need to fix it
because the programs that they programmed for us,

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it's somewhat something went way worse.
I think a clown came on our

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universe, just like like he submerged
our universe. Something happened because things like

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that, because don't you agree things
like that just shouldn't happen, like saying,

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hold on, it's important to bring
up the fact because there was like

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there was some lady who got who
got She was doing like some TikTok or

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something, and she just said the
N word LA and she like basically built

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like a totally built like she built
like an overnight career off of it.

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I kind of think that's what's happening. Really. I kind of think,

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like, I don't think he doesn't
believe it saying but I think he's like,

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well, I'm just gonna say this
and just make a lot of money.

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Well he feels like that, I
think. I don't think. I

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think people are not that smard.
I think our selling personally. I don't

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know about that guy him personally.
He just seems like the people that you

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run into that are you know,
like say, let's let's let's be one

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real about this. And I'm not
going to get deep into it, but

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escapegoat right now for all the bad
stuff that's been happening in the pandemic and

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all that shit, was that Anthony
Fauci. Right, he'd been around for

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like fifty years, he'd been working
the government since like Reagan and shit,

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and that's like the scapegoat. They're
like, oh, he's like the worst

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thing in the most evil and I'm
like, all right, here's the thing

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though, guys, this is how
like these people their brains are so fried

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that I'm like, wait, so
your president was your boy, right?

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Donald Trump was was the president in
twenty twenty. He's the guy that shut

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everything down. He did Operation Warp
Speed. He still had Fauci employed.

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He's the one that took credit dozens
of times for the vaccines, but they

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all blame Fauci. So I'm like, wait, so are you telling me

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that Fauci is more powerful than the
President of the United States? But like

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that that thinking that, like,
I'm like, I always say, how

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does your brain get to that level? And so I feel like that Nick

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Merks guy, he's one of those
people that he literally doesn't take a millisecond

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to think. No, no,
no, he doesn't think like he doesn't

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think at all. I don't think
he's playing anything else with all due respect,

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which is very little. They're not
real heart heart of heart art,

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not real heart and heart. He
grew up bathing in like like it was

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just probably his first word, really
popped out of the room with the room

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shouting, the edwards half dancing to
like fucking Mammy music. Like that's that's

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how he That's the birth of Nick
Burks. Probably his fucking dad's in the

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other room playing His dad's in the
other room playing Commando on Nintendo. That's

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like the equivalent. They're just looking
playing Commandos Commando and still calling the enemies

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the animal. Yeah, that was
the imagine a child playing imagine a father

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and son playing Mario together and the
father shouts the N word at at the

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goombas and shit, that is like
what that reality is that to be fair,

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to be fair to all those people
though, who are chriticizing. There

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is that video of doctor Fauci where
he's eating. He's eating a dog hole,

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which I thought was a little fun, was pretty had. In fact,

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has a mall. He does not
have a mouth. There's a mom

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He opens his mouth and it cracks
open, it like goes to the side

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a little bit, and then it
elongates like that image of the noslogic critic

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screaming and then several rolls of teeth. I gotta tell you, I was

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pretty traumatized by seeing that, especially
hearing the beagle like scream like like like

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screaming. Yeah, when it spoke
English, I knew it was. But

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that's what the test was, because
that's what the the serum that he was

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testing was. Like, he was
I want to see if my dog can

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speak human language executively the serum,
but it wouldn't do it, So he

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tried to scare it by eating it, yeah, and they ate it,

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but like and he's like, damn, he can't control my mom. I'm

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sorry, I need another beagle.
And then they just bring him like a

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dumpster truck full of them. They
just like and he starts and while he's

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there working, he's just eating.
He's just nope, he can't stop being

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done. Still to this day,
he live streams every day on kick and

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he eats dogs. I have any
Falci kicking that's generate Central should a couple

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of commentary YouTubers and they made videos
on I forget the guy's name, actually,

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yeah, I don't remember it at
all. But he was a he

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made a joke. His entire existence
was pretending well meta, he was meta.

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He was pretending to be a pedophile. But while he being like a

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pedophile essentially, like he was making
jokes like, oh this is I'm so

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edgy. I'm gonna pretend like,
oh, I love sixteen year olds,

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They're so awesome. He kept making
jokes like he's in the bed with his

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girl and saying she's underage and stuff. He was making these meta jokes.

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Why they're meta is because they had
a party or whatever, the fuck.

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They had a party and then the
one rule is supposed to be all right,

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uh, you can without an idea, you can't come in. And

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then there's they still some girl got
in and even it was just all wishy

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washy, and they're aunched, you
know, they're live streaming their irl streamers.

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And eventually it turns out the girl
that was in there that had a

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shaky story from the beginning didn't have
an ID. All of a sudden,

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a randomly showed up with an ID, which was not the original date.

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She even said it said like nineteen
ninety eight, but when she said she

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was born in two thousand and five
at first when they asked her, and

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then long story short, they find
out through uh they find her in her

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Facebook and they find her dad and
they're like, what the fuck she's sixteen

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And you know those guys like he
was, you know, they're doing some

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weird shit. They essentially got banned
from KICK, and I was like,

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surprise, because Kick is full of
that shit. So I was surprised that,

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yes, that story got big enough
I kicked ooh, so we got

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to get rid of one. Yeah. I feel like Kick content is literally

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like watch me hit on children,
or like watch me punch a guy in

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the back of the head until he
dies and like behind the Denny's. Like

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that's the kind of stuff that's on
kick. Really, we just quoted this

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man. There's the guys like Salo
is like, hey, I'm rob and

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they started beating him to death on
the street. That's what is really.

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I gotta say it's made Twitch look
a lot better. It has, yeah,

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which is crazy website because Twitch Twitter
this is the thing Twitter thing.

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Right. Kick is a full of
ship lords, right Twitch just lies about

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who they care about promoting. Yeah, they pretend. So it's like one's

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a liar, one's a truth.
Because there was like there was kick that

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I think Kick is like kicking people
off to what they do. I don't

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know. I think I just remember
seeing a story where like they kicked somebody

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off off kick, which is like, all right, well that's kind of

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I know, they kicked the whole
point that you probably have to do some

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really fun because that's what I'm saying. What did they do? What could

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you possibly do to get kicked off
kick? I don't know, Like,

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Okay, obviously I feel like you
have to set the cea on fire to

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get hit off kick. I feel
like if you beat somebody to death,

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I feel like that might be it. But now got balls like that though,

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I mean that has happened. That's
crazy already. Kick is crazy.

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There's a there was some blonde chick. All she does is drive around on

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while she stream and drive around and
ship and she's gotten in like multiple accidents.

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She hit. She hit a woman
a woman. Yeah, so like

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you can't see it because the phone
is like on her lap or some ship,

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and which is which is insane?
In the first you're streaming, and

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then her phones and her FU and
then all of a sudden here and then

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all of a sudden you hear this
girl like kind of like what the fuck?

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And she's like, oh, I'm
sorry, Like what do you want

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me to do? And I'm like, what she asked? She asked the

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girl she hit, what do you
want me to do? That's like,

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I don't know, call the fucking
ambulance. What the up? Sing raatesar

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Man. I'm fucking like wow,
Yeah, I mean, if you're that

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much of me degenerate, I'm surprised, Like why not medic then I'm like,

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if you can make it to this
best of luck, I'll I want

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you to unhit me? Can you
unhit me? Take the force you put

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into my body and the damage you
gave to me and put it back.

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Yeah, put it back, take
it all back. Transmute this damage.

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Please, I have to go to
work. Take the force back, like,

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oh my bad. You just wave
your hands. Yeah, and you

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unbreak their bones. You undent your
bumper and like are you good now?

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Thank you very much. I wish
I would do. I would be very

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responsible if if you if if that
was a real power, like if you

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can like undo damage, like I
would do a lot of Would you beat

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somebody to death and then undo the
damage on them? Well, see the

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problem is you did it the only
people I well yeah, yeah, So

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what I would do is, like
say some of some of the there's like

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you know, there's only a handful
of people that I despise, right,

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I would beat them to death without
only I would leave them and revive them

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with an inch you know, because
like there's some people that I don't want

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to you don't want to be if
you put somebody so this is the thing,

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right, I'll be with an inch
of your life. Right, Yeah,

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they're gonna die still, they're too
damaged. To be fine, beat

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them enough to where they can recover
in like three months, recover fully or

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pretty much. Well, maybe they'll
have nerve damage. You'll have nerve like

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their face will be like their face
will like they had like all cerebral no,

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no, no, all Bell's palsy
combined everyone that's ever had Bell's posy

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and then you just have it.
Your face is like fucking like like off

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it is. It is twitched off
of your fucking face, like smile.

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It will be like that's like it
implies that there's like a lot, there's

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like you can collect them. You
can collect Bell's pals, dragon palsy,

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Paul's balls, still, collect all
the falls, dragged balls and something the

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dragon and then it's like it shake, it's vibrating. I feel about that.

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Actually, it's funny how Jamie FOXX
was able to become a werewolf and

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then he became a fucking shakers.
Wow, James cerebral psy. Yes something

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not Jamie fox Uh, Michael Jesus
Christ the same thing, other fox same

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thing, Yeah, same thing.
We should swap their roles entirely and everything

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they've ever been in. Funny guys, pretty funny guys. I can't,

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Jamie Fox is back to the future
would be terrible. I'd be hilarious young

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Jimmy Fox. Jimmy Fox back to
the future, it would be it would

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be yeah, it wouldn't. Well, it would be really bad if he

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if he went to the past,
it would be really bad for him.

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It would not work doing here without
a leash. Boy, he just tend

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to be a monkey. And he'd
come around with Doc and he'd be like

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that, Apri yours got clothes on? If you you, if you if

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you could rewind time right at any
moment, right, yeah? Yeah?

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Would you kill someone and then go
back in time to undo it? What

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do you mean, like kill someone
and then go back in time to stop

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yourself from No, no, no, no, I mean like literally I'm

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thinking like blinks the time sweeper rules. So like I'd punch you in the

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temple and kill you. I just
rewind time and like five minutes and you're

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back to You're back to where you
were. Well, what happens is doesn't

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make all because thing is if it
if you go back in time and do

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something, when you go back in
time, will you be doing it again?

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And I already explained the rules I
already I literally laid out the rules.

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That's just lame. It's just it's
just linear. It's just linear,

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like like a checkpoint of video game. It's like a timeline that's not on

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fun. One that's not fun.
But you could then get you could get

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a lot of frustrations out like that. Yeah, it was like you could

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punch somebody in the face and then
undo it immediately. A consequence. Basically,

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you become a monster. You become
you actually you'd actually become so powerful.

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It's crazy. You become a demon. I mean, it's it's it

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reminds me of I remember the first
time I played I think it was GTA

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three and there was I think eight
Ball was in that one, and he's,

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uh, he's this black gentleman,
and I just had like I just

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found the code where you can like
explode people's heads, you know, like

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you like because because if you shoot
him the head, it was just a

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little blood, they would fall.
And then I was like, oh,

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this is so cool. So instead
of continuing the mission with eight Ball,

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I just kept blowing his head off
and I was having so much fun because

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they need you like went to kill
him. They restarted the chip point.

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So I was just doing scenarios,
just killing this guy, and that's essentially

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what that is. It's like going
back in time. It's not any crazier

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than doing the Hord modes. With
the cops and ship. It's like the

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00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:41.319
same kind of I never really I
mean like I was, I would kill

405
00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:42.759
cops, but I would like,
you guys, go hard with it.

406
00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:48.799
That ship is so fun. I
don't know how you don't understand have fun

407
00:26:48.839 --> 00:26:51.359
that I would go. I would
love killing the black ones. He was

408
00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:53.000
like Carl Winslow, and I was
like, you're not getting back, You're

409
00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:56.960
not getting back to your family.
Kill him. He's just funny. He

410
00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:59.960
did like Carl winsor the Black Cop. You had a fat black cops,

411
00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:06.039
the shotguns and g G four car. Actually probably I don't know, it

412
00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:10.119
was probably by design. I don't
remember. I should have been a leg

413
00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:11.359
he'd fall down and when he's getting
to blow the back his head off.

414
00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:15.119
Every time it was a combo.
Was a leg headed led the head combo.

415
00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:19.119
I gotta find this picture of of
Red Dead two that it's my favorite.

416
00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:22.000
I want to get this actually on
a poster. It is, uh,

417
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:25.119
you want to hang this up?
I want to say, because it's

418
00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:27.839
it's just the thought of it.
Bically, I hope I can find it

419
00:27:27.839 --> 00:27:30.839
because sending cops, dude, it's
like that right, stop, that's really

420
00:27:30.920 --> 00:27:33.440
is it? Really? I wonder
if they're gonna have like I wonder if

421
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:37.400
because this game is gonna the next
GJ is going to be so big it's

422
00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:40.640
crazy, But I wonder if they're
going to I wonder how different it's going

423
00:27:40.680 --> 00:27:42.319
to be as far as like a
I goes like, I wonder if they're

424
00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:45.440
going to be like if you've been
killing cops like crazy. I wonder if

425
00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:48.880
they'll just nuke the hospital, if
if you're if you're bombing, just bombing,

426
00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:52.440
like I would be cool if they
did that like a tactical MISSI will

427
00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:56.440
only send it a bomb, a
fucking bunker buster. Look at like why

428
00:27:56.599 --> 00:28:00.200
at this point you gotta stop?
The dude is literally that is crazy.

429
00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:04.359
But he's like on a hill of
bodies and he's still trying to and he's

430
00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:11.559
still trying to take you out,
Like he's still trying to take you out

431
00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:18.079
on top of at least twenty bodies. You gotta stop at a certain point,

432
00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:21.000
at a certain point when you're you
were brave enough. That is one

433
00:28:21.000 --> 00:28:25.039
of the bravest men. He turns
the corner and it's fucking silent hills and

434
00:28:25.359 --> 00:28:26.920
he's gonna go like I'm gonna go
in there. I'm gonna get There are

435
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:30.720
people on the ceiling. That's how
bad it is. He's like, I

436
00:28:30.799 --> 00:28:33.920
gotta stop him. If I don't, he would kill other people. It's

437
00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:40.640
like it's like they all believe they're
the chosen one, right right, I've

438
00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:44.279
got to go it alone. You're
in a five story building and there's like

439
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:48.480
a ten foot gap between the next
building. One percent of the people fell

440
00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:51.680
to their deaths, and you still
try. Like it's like like I know,

441
00:28:51.799 --> 00:28:55.559
I got I feel that way about
most video game antagonists though, or

442
00:28:55.640 --> 00:28:57.200
like in most video game enemies where
I'm like, yo, why are you

443
00:28:57.319 --> 00:29:03.240
approaching Master Sheeps still at at a
certain point, like if you are a

444
00:29:03.400 --> 00:29:08.440
thinking, breathing, responsible being,
like you're eating remote I understand, I

445
00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:11.599
understand, but like if you think
about it, just like a layer deep,

446
00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:14.079
it's like, no grunt is coming. By the third game, no

447
00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:18.160
grunt is approaching me. Yeah,
it's like game would approach you. I

448
00:29:18.240 --> 00:29:21.960
mean the first one is like whatever, but know they haven't heard, they

449
00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:25.680
haven't had the time to hear about
you yet. But by two and three,

450
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:32.519
Destiny especially man like I don't like
because that's these are people that can

451
00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:37.599
resurrect themselves. You know that that's
one Guardian, that is one. There

452
00:29:37.640 --> 00:29:42.359
are hundreds, I think maybe thousands
of Guardians. Yeah. Also Mass Effect

453
00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:48.480
as well. It's like this guy
Shepherd literally died like and then you're seeing

454
00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:52.079
him still and you're like, I'm
like, yo, no, he was

455
00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:56.720
meat. He was meat, and
then he was not me anymore. Man.

456
00:29:57.079 --> 00:30:00.440
I've been thinking about Mass Effect a
lot lately, and I I really

457
00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:03.039
want to play. I really want
to play through that legendary edition, like

458
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:07.960
I've been itching to play. I'm
getting like I'm getting a little worn out

459
00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:15.200
from like Man with Sword games,
yeah you know right now, or like

460
00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:18.200
Person with Sword Game, Like I'm
kind of I'm gonna play Eldon Ring the

461
00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:22.200
DLC and all that stuff, but
like, I'm really kind of burned out

462
00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:26.400
on this stuff. I think mass
is probably a good change of pace.

463
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:30.440
I don't know what I'm playing right
now, and playing like haities so eighties

464
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:33.279
two Yeah, just playing that that's
it. Yeah, really, that's maybe

465
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:38.119
maybe some Fortnite. You play Fortnite
a little bit. Literally loves being playing

466
00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:41.119
it, she loves like watching it
played. That's like her game because it's

467
00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:45.640
like so weird her brain understand like
what's going It's color for enough, and

468
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:48.359
it's slow enough of a shooting game
while being engaging enough for her to like

469
00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:51.440
understand it, because the other fast
paced one, she's like, what the's

470
00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:53.799
happening? Yeah, that'st's impossible to
fucking keep up, man, she can't.

471
00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:56.119
She doesn't have a gamer's brain.
She just doesn't want like, she

472
00:30:56.279 --> 00:31:00.440
just won't. She's just she's like
my mom. My mom is grown up

473
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:03.640
with computers as long as I have, and she refuses to just be savvy,

474
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.480
like she just won't do it.
She won't do it. Like the

475
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:11.200
first computer I've ever had, obviously
my mom got it, so she's had

476
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:12.599
it just as long. Well,
she just doesn't care. She doesn't give

477
00:31:12.599 --> 00:31:17.400
it. That's what I mean.
That's exactly my point I think for her,

478
00:31:17.559 --> 00:31:19.440
she just she doesn't play games like
that. She plays cozy games.

479
00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:23.960
Look, man, plant, let's
plant I understand, and then growing I

480
00:31:25.079 --> 00:31:29.640
understand, like, look, I
there was a there's a like on one

481
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:32.319
of the RPGs I play, there's
a you can you can up, you

482
00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:34.680
can do the speed of times two
and times one. To me, seems

483
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:38.359
like they're under fucking water. But
apparently it's like some standard movement. And

484
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:41.960
I'm like, why would you ever
want a video game where people are moving

485
00:31:42.359 --> 00:31:48.039
like with the standard like a human
speed. It feels its funny, it

486
00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:51.839
feels more dangerous. It depends on
the game. I think if the point

487
00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:52.599
of the game is that, like
if it's like a horror game or something,

488
00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:56.079
it's like, okay, a horror
game maybe, but I guess I'm

489
00:31:56.079 --> 00:32:00.880
thinking of anything that's like action really
like it's it's weird. Imagine it's a

490
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:04.079
slower version resid games. We could
slow games down, slow everything down,

491
00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:07.079
like you increase the speed of the
enemies with you halfier speed. I mean

492
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:12.359
you can't do it. I actually
I probably I probably can't find the trainers

493
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:15.039
to do that. And like make
make mister X like like a cheetah.

494
00:32:17.799 --> 00:32:22.759
He just gets you instantly when you
meet him, he gets you. Yeah,

495
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:27.400
like I got a fucking the helicopters
crash and shait. He moves out

496
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:30.000
of the way and he just punches
you. Meet it Capcom sends out like

497
00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:31.720
one of those like JPEG messages like
that a lot of studios send down on

498
00:32:31.720 --> 00:32:36.000
Twitter where it's like, hey,
we're sorry, we made mister X real

499
00:32:36.119 --> 00:32:37.880
fucking fast in the game. We
have no way to fix it. This

500
00:32:37.960 --> 00:32:40.319
is how we have no way to
fix it. Fix will destroy the game.

501
00:32:40.359 --> 00:32:43.839
You can't fit, you can't finish
the game because mister X will catch

502
00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:47.519
you winning ten milliseconds of you seeing
him. But sorry, sorry, well

503
00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:53.599
thanks for thanks for the sales.
Being he throws three punches by the time

504
00:32:53.640 --> 00:32:55.839
you see one of them and you
not. He goes like this is so

505
00:32:57.039 --> 00:33:01.640
stupid, up and down the stairs
like uh oh my god, Like what's

506
00:33:01.680 --> 00:33:06.680
that guy? The yellow guy from
a smiling friends You're like, I steal

507
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:12.279
these things? Man fast. That's
how fast he moves. You just hear

508
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:19.160
him little bit like yo, what
what you have to You have to actually

509
00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:22.359
hide, like for real hide.
That would be a completely imagine playing like

510
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:24.240
a game like Years of War,
but like you know, there's sequences when

511
00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:29.400
you're talking and it makes you slow
down and yeah, that's the base movement

512
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:34.039
speed or that's the fastest that you
can go. I would never have played

513
00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:38.440
that franchise. No one would have
played it, never ship that was annoying.

514
00:33:38.519 --> 00:33:44.119
That is universally, that is unanimously
the lower parts of those games.

515
00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:49.319
We're like, you want to go, Anya, fucking I'm stretching my legs

516
00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:52.279
out. I know it's a war, but I'm gonna take my fucking swing

517
00:33:52.440 --> 00:34:00.039
time. My balls are sticking to
my thigh. Yeah, I need dude

518
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:04.519
wipes. Now. They're more elephant
than human in that game. And it

519
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:08.519
really bothers me. It really bothers
me. How they're dude, he's like

520
00:34:08.599 --> 00:34:20.039
sponsored fucking gear. This made ain't
call brought to you by Dollar Shade Clad.

521
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:25.360
They haven't paid me yet, Dom, they haven't paid it. I

522
00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:29.840
did their ad and they still haven't
given me any money, but the payments

523
00:34:29.880 --> 00:34:37.440
in escrow. Oh my god,
so fucking stupid. Yeah, those fucking

524
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:42.679
I Actually, so I did break
the the pacing of Red Dead two where

525
00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:46.199
there are sequences where you can only
walk like in your camp and then around

526
00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:50.079
it. So it just unlocked it. The funniest thing. So I just

527
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:53.280
made it to uh, what is
it Cuba? Whatever? The fuck?

528
00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:57.480
Yeah not and like there's a yeah, yeah, so there's that. There's

529
00:34:57.519 --> 00:35:00.800
that part where you're you're fucked up
and you're like just all days and you're

530
00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:05.800
walking. I'm spreating, so I'm
all fucked up. It's hazy and I'm

531
00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:09.039
fucking spreading it is. I was
fucking dying, dude, because it doesn't

532
00:35:09.039 --> 00:35:14.119
get helicopter vision two. It pans
out like where you're just like, I'm

533
00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:16.880
just swart. I thought I was
gonna break the game, but it was

534
00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:20.800
it was mooved. I've really only
ever dabbled in mods. Really, I

535
00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:22.239
don't mod games usually, I don't
really do it. That's what I'm doing

536
00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:24.320
nude mods. Other than that,
I don't really mind you even those I

537
00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:28.960
don't really do. I don't know
how you guys do. Actually, what

538
00:35:29.079 --> 00:35:30.400
I think it is. I think
it's because like I don't feel like it

539
00:35:30.639 --> 00:35:34.719
counts or like it or like it
muddies my experience of what the game is.

540
00:35:34.719 --> 00:35:37.800
And then it kind of it kind
of I mean you mod it after

541
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:38.480
you beat it. Well, that's
what I'm saying. It's like, but

542
00:35:38.599 --> 00:35:42.679
even just like going forward and remembering, like it's like, wait, was

543
00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:44.719
it was that in the game,
or I know I played that in the

544
00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:46.199
game like years later where it's like, wait, could you run in the

545
00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:49.920
camps like wait, no, could
you I don't know you couldn't I modded

546
00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:52.760
that in And then kind of it
kind of becomes like what was my version

547
00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:55.920
of this and what was and what
was the previous one that said modding.

548
00:35:55.960 --> 00:35:58.960
I just don't really do it.
I beat the game first. Usually if

549
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:00.320
I go back to Eventry, I'm
like, not if I go back,

550
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:04.960
my thing is I just feel like, well, what's the like, what's

551
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:08.239
the benefit of having a PC over
a console if you're not going to fuck

552
00:36:08.239 --> 00:36:13.360
with the games? Uh? Honestly, yeah, I mean I get it.

553
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:15.880
I just uh, I mean the
benefit is really obviously like frame rate

554
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:20.400
and resolution and every other there's some
of those. There's some of those things,

555
00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:23.360
but I think, uh, sometimes
the optimization in uh fucking consoles.

556
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:28.400
You can look, the game could
look fucking pretty phenomenal. No, for

557
00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:30.360
sure, but like then there are
other ones, like the ones that really

558
00:36:30.400 --> 00:36:35.000
put like Final Fantasy sixteen was rough
on PS five and then like, uh,

559
00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:37.719
well it's not on PC yet,
but like when it is, it's

560
00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:42.280
you know it will be. And
then like Allen Wake two had like a

561
00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:45.039
kind of like you had to get
to go performance mode because it just couldn't

562
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:49.199
handle, Like I don't know,
there's there's reasons, and I think usually

563
00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:51.760
like the most I'll go is like
I will go to like a dot I

564
00:36:51.840 --> 00:36:53.639
and I file, and I'll I'll
be like, change a couple of things

565
00:36:53.679 --> 00:36:57.000
here there. I'll change like the
field of view or something, because like,

566
00:36:57.079 --> 00:36:59.760
how the fuck, dude. I
have played Call of Duty campaigns day

567
00:36:59.800 --> 00:37:02.239
one recently, like in the last
couple of years that have no FOV sliders

568
00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:05.440
in the campaign. I'm like,
how are you fucking doing this. You're

569
00:37:05.480 --> 00:37:07.480
making me, You're making me look
through like a fucking fish eye telescope at

570
00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:13.639
my gun. This is so disorienting, it's very it's but it's in the

571
00:37:13.719 --> 00:37:19.039
multiplayers. I was like, what
the just for just what it's it's calid

572
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:24.719
duty or just one step ahead of
uh uh sports gamers. They're just one

573
00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:30.679
step ahead, like they're above because
the sports is just the dumbest people on

574
00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:35.840
the line. I'm excited for Madden
again, I fucking dude. It breaks

575
00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:38.960
my heart for Brett Farv to calm
on my feet. It breaks my fucking

576
00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:44.519
heart because NBA two it's the only
basketball available. There's no competition. There

577
00:37:44.639 --> 00:37:47.320
used to be live yeah, and
because now in the NBA. Right now,

578
00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:51.719
two K has the exclusive rights to
the NBA, so nobody can even

579
00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:57.920
make anything like legitimate and it it
breaks my heart because I love basketball games

580
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:00.239
and I love fucking around on them
too, like it's really fun. But

581
00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:02.760
they keep shutting down the servers so
I can't even do Like, you'll spend

582
00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:07.719
time in my career building up your
character and then they'll fucking shut the servers

583
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:12.119
off two years later so you can't
fucking play that shit anymore to force you

584
00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:15.039
to get the new ones. Yea. And they've stripped, especially if you're

585
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:20.800
a PC gamer. They stripped everything
from the games. Like on the consoles,

586
00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:23.800
they they they'll update the like oh
there's a new story, there's a

587
00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:29.880
new city. It's still kind of
shitty, but PC they took everything away

588
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:34.800
and they'll still charge you sixty bucks
and I'm like, it's because the people

589
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:37.119
are stupid. Yeah, So there's
no story anymore, there's no new there's

590
00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:42.719
no next gen graphics on PC even
there's nothing they've done so right now,

591
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:45.320
they're gonna release two K twenty five
I think in September or some shit.

592
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:52.480
And their data it's like two K
twelve, So I got back into it

593
00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:55.360
in two K nineteen and it was
actually a pretty good game. And then

594
00:38:55.480 --> 00:39:00.079
like they which one was the one
with fifteen from State Farm? Oh?

595
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:04.800
Oh, Chak Farm was probably twenty
no, no, no, it was

596
00:39:04.840 --> 00:39:07.760
probably like twenty three or twenty two. It was twenty three or twenty two,

597
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:10.920
because yeah, there's a there's a
center where you can walk in and

598
00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:14.559
there's a State Farm fucking thing,
and Jake's there, and I was like,

599
00:39:14.599 --> 00:39:16.679
I can't believe they put this asshole
in here. But they've they've been

600
00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:22.760
they've been treating they can treat.
It's like the gotcha genre genre because that's

601
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:25.119
all they're doing. Oh yeah,
and they treat those people like dog water

602
00:39:27.119 --> 00:39:30.199
and it's just like, bro,
I want. It's like it's like society,

603
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:32.320
man. I'm like, we just
want people. We just want people

604
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:35.880
to be a little bit smarter so
we can have better things, right,

605
00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:37.880
And I'm like, I want,
I just want to solve. How is

606
00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:43.119
it that I can go on Xbox
three fucking sixty and jump into a server

607
00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:45.719
and play some Call of Duty too? I could play so sorry Model one

608
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:50.119
for two. I can still fucking
go on the maps and you know it's

609
00:39:50.159 --> 00:39:53.239
all a modern disaster. It's it's
a disaster, but I can still play.

610
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:58.199
Yeah, and then they're like you're
running, You're running through like high

611
00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:01.719
Rise and then a fun game michelin
Man shows up and they're like, Oh,

612
00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:10.320
all of a sudden, there's shows
up. He shows Uprise, youre

613
00:40:10.480 --> 00:40:16.679
my, it's fucking it's it's a
disaster. Most of the people there will

614
00:40:16.719 --> 00:40:22.599
win by not even moving. Yeah, it is literally they have I think

615
00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:27.679
game Body is so fucking funny because
it's so funny because people's reactions. Dude,

616
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.800
like my friend he would I ain't
about world at war and people would

617
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:37.079
say the wild would like to upset
people. Is I get that to I

618
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:42.039
get that in my world those people
would be killed. Yeah, just people

619
00:40:42.079 --> 00:40:45.800
who like cheat on online games.
Such a cheating on online games is so

620
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:50.760
weird. I think people that cheat, if you're just doing it to be

621
00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:52.360
a cunt, I think it's funny. I think it's funny. That's the

622
00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:54.599
only reason to do it though.
So like he would be ship he would

623
00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:58.920
be shot in my people, but
people your friend would have his face peeled

624
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:01.599
off it and shoved down in his
throat. I think that chat in the

625
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:07.880
competitive sense are fucking insane, But
they here's competitive, there's not anymore,

626
00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:12.639
there's no difference. There's a lot
of the difference anymore. It's because skill

627
00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:15.320
based matchmaking is kind of ruined all
that. Like there is no such thing

628
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:17.480
as like social playlists and competitive playlists. All playlists in all multiplayer games are

629
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:21.960
just competitive by Nature's just how they've
designed it exactly and not exactly most of

630
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:24.480
the time, yes, but not
like like percent of the time. It's

631
00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:27.760
just peo people. There are no
more social playlists. Well, the people

632
00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.639
that are going to enter the competitive
playlists are always going to be people that

633
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:34.400
are more on the competitive line.
Here, I understand what skill based matchmaking

634
00:41:34.440 --> 00:41:37.960
does. It kind of blurs them
a lot in every universal place. Never

635
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:40.239
case, why wouldn't you cheat in
a competitive environment? Like why wouldn't you

636
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:44.760
Why? Because what would be the
purpose in cheating in a social like that's

637
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:49.480
that's that's insane actually just to be
ahead? Why no, But you're more

638
00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:52.239
of a fuckhead if you do it
in a competitive scene. Well, the

639
00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:54.280
thing is that competitive scene is it's
supposed to be the place you're like,

640
00:41:54.360 --> 00:41:57.199
I'm gonna bring my actually gonna see
how good, I am no, But

641
00:41:57.360 --> 00:42:00.519
why wouldn't somebody looking to fuck with
people go to the place where people take

642
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:04.239
the game. I assume people would
have some sort of respect. No,

643
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:07.000
your friend is not that person.
Oh no, we were. We were

644
00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:09.320
younger. We are not adults doing
we were younger, but like, oh

645
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:12.239
yeah, no, sure right,
But this is what I'm talking about.

646
00:42:12.239 --> 00:42:15.519
It's like, the only incentive to
cheat at an online game is to upset

647
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:19.639
people, And the only real way
to upset people is to go into a

648
00:42:19.679 --> 00:42:22.559
competitive game and cheat, like you're
not going to do it and like social

649
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:23.920
like, who the fuck cares?
I think I think that's when people would

650
00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:27.719
do it, because when people are
there, I think you forget how they

651
00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:31.800
care about it. They're already cheating. What about the egotistical nature of people

652
00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:38.159
just wanting to be perceived at like
even if it's a fake alcolade, they

653
00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:42.360
just like having that. Yeah,
that's why I play Trials. I don't

654
00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:45.960
play Trials because like, I'm playing
it because I want to see how good

655
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:46.920
I am at the game, actually, right, And a lot of people

656
00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:51.880
cheat there because the awards are better
for winning trials. Obviously, Yes,

657
00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:53.800
that's what I'm saying. But like, if I'm gonna, like to a

658
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:58.000
cheating method, I'm doing it in
like the social the more the more so.

659
00:42:58.280 --> 00:43:00.920
You say that because you're not the
who would cheat. That's true.

660
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:05.400
That is true. You're trying to
force your brain. I'm under the headspace

661
00:43:05.440 --> 00:43:07.960
of somebody who would do that,
and it's not compatible. I'm not a

662
00:43:08.039 --> 00:43:10.159
cheater, but the idea is that, like, because I think it's funny

663
00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:14.840
if you're doing like if you're on
fucking rust and some guys walking around and

664
00:43:14.920 --> 00:43:16.639
you shoot a shotgun in there and
he dies. I mean, that's fucking

665
00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:22.199
hilarious. It's like raining it's on
people. They can't do it. It's

666
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:27.119
uh, it's it's insane to me, Like I I understand the the it's

667
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:29.760
it's more of a spect that when
you talk about like pissing people off,

668
00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:34.480
that that's this like there's a spectator
aspect of it that I'm like, yeah,

669
00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:37.360
I see how that's funny for like
thirty seconds, like I'm like,

670
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:39.679
oh, it's like I saw there's
one of my favorite clips of two k

671
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:45.679
it's a match, no there is. There is a nine foot tall person

672
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:50.800
and then there's a fifty foot tall
Like I can't I don't know the it

673
00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:54.360
is. He's literally completely like off
the court. It is the funniest fucking

674
00:43:54.400 --> 00:43:58.719
thing. Like the guy who's recording
it, he's mad, but then he

675
00:43:58.920 --> 00:44:02.840
just starts bursting out laughter because of
all absurd it like Lebron and Laura and

676
00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:06.440
he like he jumps and he blocks
him from the other side of the court

677
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:09.840
and then he runs and he dones
it from like wow on and I'm like,

678
00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:15.119
that's fucking funny, Like it's funny, Like it's funny for a little

679
00:44:15.159 --> 00:44:17.840
bit. Because then after a while, like say, why people on PC

680
00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:22.639
two K they're like this this sucks
because they don't do anything. Apparently now

681
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:27.679
they've overcorrected, and now like even
simple things is I don't do PvP.

682
00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:30.880
I'm not a PvP guy, so
I just want you have to be online

683
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:34.320
just to play my career, which
has nothing to do with PvP. And

684
00:44:34.400 --> 00:44:37.280
then so because it's like they treated
like life service fucking bullshit, and so

685
00:44:37.519 --> 00:44:40.559
now I can't even put on my
I just want to be in my NBA

686
00:44:40.639 --> 00:44:44.559
career and fuck around, and I
can't even do that anymore. Like so

687
00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:47.920
I can't even put on my trainers
to play PV because they just they just

688
00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:52.960
nuke the entire thing. And this
is I fucking hate. I hate VP

689
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:57.639
who are playing Man unfortunately. I
just hate that, like in every aspect.

690
00:44:57.679 --> 00:45:00.320
All I had to do is just
not give these motherfuckers money. It's

691
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:02.719
the easiest thing we could all do. We could all literally just be like,

692
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:05.880
yeah, we could all just literally
be like, oh, we're just

693
00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:08.039
not gonna If we literally don't give
them money, they will change. But

694
00:45:08.119 --> 00:45:12.719
that's the people. The people who
are and the people who are aware that

695
00:45:12.800 --> 00:45:16.519
they have to do that are not
the main clientele of those very true like

696
00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:21.159
the people who play sports games probably
don't even know They probably don't even know

697
00:45:21.199 --> 00:45:22.280
who makes these you know what I
mean, They probably like they don't know

698
00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:25.000
anything about I mean, I mean
they're genuinely like they're just they're just not

699
00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:28.760
people who pay attention to the space. Yeah, Like they probably don't know

700
00:45:28.840 --> 00:45:31.599
what the fuck EA is and they're
totally fine with Like, so they buy

701
00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:35.440
the game. They buy the base
game, so like seventy dollars now,

702
00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:39.119
and they all know well aware that
they have to pay an extra sixty or

703
00:45:39.159 --> 00:45:44.239
seventy dollars to max out their character
for it to even mean anything, because

704
00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:45.639
you start off like as a sixty
or something, which is useless, and

705
00:45:46.119 --> 00:45:50.199
you're not You can't be a sixty
something overall and be in the fucking NBA.

706
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:52.519
That makes no sense. But like
it, you're suck. You have

707
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:55.400
no ball handling skills, you have
no shot, and so you need to

708
00:45:55.480 --> 00:46:00.440
grind for months to even be like
competitive, or you pay together to nineties

709
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:06.559
insane getting twenty twelve. Yeah,
And I was like, I've been playing

710
00:46:06.599 --> 00:46:08.679
this game so like literally I would
finish my homework and how to play that

711
00:46:08.760 --> 00:46:12.800
game if I wasn't going out.
Yeah, And I'm like, I'm I'm

712
00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:16.360
still not even that like a ninety
eight yeah, And ninety eight is where

713
00:46:16.400 --> 00:46:22.719
everybody's main character is Lebron's on ninety
six I by design, they want you

714
00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:27.679
to give them money so then you
can skip that fucking whole journey over That's

715
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:30.119
what they need you to do that
essentially, and they make it as hard

716
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:36.960
as humanly possible to do anything free
to play, and these people completely accepted

717
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:40.440
it. They are they expect they
they're expecting every year to pay about one

718
00:46:40.519 --> 00:46:45.199
hundred and something dollars to enjoy that
game every fucking year and I'm like,

719
00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:49.639
you guys, look, look,
I'm they ruin one of my favorite franchises.

720
00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:52.400
I asid it was an athlete growing
up, right, Yeah, to

721
00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:55.519
sit down and watch the sport,
I think it's kind of unless you've played

722
00:46:55.559 --> 00:47:00.119
it, it's fucking moronic. I
think if you have played the sport,

723
00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:04.039
sitting on and watching the stupid thing
because you just watching somebody else do it.

724
00:47:04.519 --> 00:47:07.039
Like the fact that I played basketball, I enjoyed watching baskets like I

725
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:08.480
used to play the sport, So
I kind of understand the ideas what people

726
00:47:08.519 --> 00:47:12.239
doing. But some people just sitting
down and watch and they're like, yeah,

727
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:15.320
I've watched this my whole life.
What if they just understand? What

728
00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:17.599
if they just also I understand understanding
it is fine? But like for me,

729
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:20.119
I'm like, why am I going
to watch the sport? I did

730
00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:22.960
because I played soccer, so I
like soccer. Do you not understand why

731
00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:27.239
people watch competitive sports? I don't
care about it very often. No,

732
00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:30.840
I'm saying, but you're you're putting
your your your EXPERI me I'm meifying,

733
00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:35.360
but I'm saying, do you not
understand why people in general watch sports?

734
00:47:35.400 --> 00:47:37.880
I guess they enjoy the Entertainment ASTERCT
of it obviously, well they they enjoy

735
00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:44.440
the competitive nature of things, Like
competing is so like we've been competing since

736
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:46.880
all for sure, Like literally even
in an evolution, we compete, right,

737
00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:50.840
yeah, like it so it's just
kind of ingraining us. But it's

738
00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:53.039
like it's like just watching it.
It's like, well, I don't why

739
00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:57.480
you're just saying here, like like
seeing the seeing people, especially when you

740
00:47:57.559 --> 00:48:00.239
talk about pro right at the highest
level, it's it's it's the best it's

741
00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:04.639
layers doing. But you do this
and like even it's not like you're fighting,

742
00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:07.119
you're not a fighter, but you
watch like you know, street fighter.

743
00:48:08.199 --> 00:48:12.360
I do watch fighting sports too,
even though I've like I tried it,

744
00:48:12.920 --> 00:48:15.119
I has beat out of it and
I was like, ah, I'm

745
00:48:15.159 --> 00:48:16.320
not a fan of this, but
for me like watching because I just don't

746
00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:20.800
get watching watching my special if you
like, because if it's I don't know,

747
00:48:20.880 --> 00:48:22.440
what do you beat? You don't
get I don't understand. I just

748
00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:25.000
don't understand. It's it's boring.
It's so boring to me that that why

749
00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:29.000
that whise of it, especially if
I've never experienced the sport of myself,

750
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:30.719
is it just like do you,
I don't understand, Like, I don't

751
00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:36.360
understand your point saying like if you
haven't experienced it, watching it is for

752
00:48:36.519 --> 00:48:39.239
me, my care comes from the
fact that I've done it before. So

753
00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:43.679
seeing someone at that you can only
care about things that you've done before.

754
00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:46.760
Well, sports in particularly, Yeah, why why just that is that's weird

755
00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:51.320
that that's the only the arbitrary line
that because for me, the for me

756
00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:53.119
when I when I did the sport, I was like I was at my

757
00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:55.599
ability to be able to do it
and seeing somebody do it at a better

758
00:48:55.679 --> 00:48:59.760
one, like at professional level.
What's interesting to me before because I was

759
00:48:59.760 --> 00:49:01.280
like trying to learn to do it
and I'm trying to mimic their abilities.

760
00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:04.920
But then at the same point I
was at the certain point I was like,

761
00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:07.960
I just enjoy watching these people play
because they're doing it at such a

762
00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:09.559
high level. The thing that I
used to be able to I used to

763
00:49:09.599 --> 00:49:14.880
be involved in. But then like
sports that I've never like partaken in or

764
00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:17.840
never really done anything, I can't
imagine what that's But that's most people,

765
00:49:19.880 --> 00:49:23.159
that is most most and those people
don't play sports, and that's most things.

766
00:49:23.199 --> 00:49:25.480
Most people don't do. Everything you
know what I mean, that's true.

767
00:49:25.519 --> 00:49:29.079
There's so much for me. It's
like because I'm like, I'm like,

768
00:49:29.079 --> 00:49:30.440
i'm watching so let's watch just watch
rugby, and I'm like, I'm

769
00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:34.480
not fucking watching rugby. Rug is
pretty dope. I actually follow a rugby

770
00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:37.559
page on YouTube. I don't I
can't give it in the funk about rugby.

771
00:49:37.920 --> 00:49:40.079
I mean, it's it's just better. It's better. I mean,

772
00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:45.559
I don't given talk about sports period. Yeah, I get it. I

773
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:49.000
understand why people soccer person you know, when people hate it most Americans.

774
00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:52.280
This guy's insane. You wait,
wait, wait, but I played soccer

775
00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:55.039
growing up. That's why when I
was small, I played. Okay whatever

776
00:49:55.119 --> 00:49:58.639
mean to me? Plus is a
cultural thing, you know, like I

777
00:49:58.800 --> 00:50:02.280
just think bad uh. Shout out
to all the people that enjoy soccer,

778
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:07.559
football whatever. Your sport needs some
fucking work. It needs some work.

779
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:10.280
The field is way too big and
that ship makes me want to kill myself

780
00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:15.880
watching soccer. Yes, the field
is so big that like the score is

781
00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:19.800
usually like three to two, and
I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ's reach.

782
00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:24.760
It's it's often not at the highest
levels, highest levels. Sometimes it'd be

783
00:50:24.840 --> 00:50:29.159
like one, oh, you're like, let's go, we got a goal.

784
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:34.639
Sick, That's okay because it's a
fucking that's what is fucking. I

785
00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:38.280
mean, it's kind it's so fun
to play that fucking field. By fifty

786
00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:43.800
percent, the sport is fun.
They immediately they're gonna have to cut people

787
00:50:43.880 --> 00:50:47.119
off the field to get rid of
like three four people or like, just

788
00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:51.320
like, look, I want to
make it a seven to seven game instead

789
00:50:51.320 --> 00:50:52.920
of a eleven eleven game. That's
what I'm saying, dude, it would

790
00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:55.719
be much better. It would be
It's big. Like soccer, I hate,

791
00:50:55.920 --> 00:51:00.079
I hate. I've I've watched probably
three soccer games my dark life.

792
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:04.599
You gotta have you been to a
live soccer event. I've been to a

793
00:51:04.679 --> 00:51:07.960
Galaxy I've been to a Galax again
game, but that of ship and I

794
00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:10.000
was pissed off. You go to
one in the Caribbean or Latin America,

795
00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:15.679
bro, It'll change your life looks
or the Middle East. The camaraderie of

796
00:51:15.800 --> 00:51:20.039
people like singing and fighting each other
and ship, that's awesome. I like,

797
00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:22.599
like rowdy fucking people around the world
because you know, we don't care,

798
00:51:22.679 --> 00:51:24.840
we don't care about soccer over here. But you go across the pond

799
00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:28.800
for anything, Like you just walk
up but immediately someone punches you in the

800
00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:30.400
fucking face, like you didn't even
you didn't do anything. You do a

801
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:34.599
football football wetail game, that's our
close thing to it. But football is

802
00:51:34.679 --> 00:51:39.519
just like the football fans are not
as lively as the soccer fans get.

803
00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:43.119
Like I went to a soccer game
in Puerto Rico and it got insane.

804
00:51:43.519 --> 00:51:45.039
Yeah, it got why it was
got a local soccer games. It want

805
00:51:45.039 --> 00:51:47.880
to be like a big team.
It was like from San Juan and somebody

806
00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:52.800
from like near the bay and they
were like I'll stab you. And it's

807
00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:57.559
like, dude, they get the
the thing. That's the thing that I

808
00:51:57.639 --> 00:52:00.599
don't know. The passion, the
passion of wanting to fight and kill people

809
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:04.840
is insane. That's the one thing
that ever the area. Man, it's

810
00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:07.159
like it's like a it's it's so
heavily representing the area that that's why they

811
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:10.719
care. I think it's insane too
wrong. It's more of a like these

812
00:52:10.760 --> 00:52:15.119
people are too pussy to go to
the army and then so this is like

813
00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:19.360
there, this is like their equivalent
of like oh war, Yeah, this

814
00:52:19.559 --> 00:52:22.800
is the war thing you know,
like like go join the army, pussy

815
00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:27.039
like pussy the joint. Like they'll
go on the stands and go and puff

816
00:52:27.079 --> 00:52:30.599
their chests on the like soccer,
oh little little ship. But then like

817
00:52:31.000 --> 00:52:35.320
if there's rifles, they'll like ship
their pants immediately. But like so I'm

818
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:37.880
like their car is playing on the
UK gets really bad, they get their

819
00:52:39.519 --> 00:52:44.880
like people from Liverpool get out of
they'll get out of their cars like they're

820
00:52:44.880 --> 00:52:46.199
waiting the park and they'll just get
out of the car and start fucking fighting

821
00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:54.280
some mother there's like a wrong color
the wrong color flag and immediately like through

822
00:52:54.480 --> 00:53:00.280
your window and they'll jump you.
You know that episode Sprung Round where he

823
00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:06.000
like pushes himself through the steel walls. Yeah, that's what happens. Oh,

824
00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:09.719
I might we rep man over here
and then they fucking it's just whatever

825
00:53:10.239 --> 00:53:14.480
that I can't sorry, I'm sorry. I on my way back to work.

826
00:53:14.480 --> 00:53:17.239
I work over this way. Yeah, that's a bad thing already.

827
00:53:17.480 --> 00:53:23.079
I already have a brob. I
already have a problem. Just like sports

828
00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:25.199
in general, Like I get why
people watch it, I guess because I

829
00:53:25.280 --> 00:53:30.679
understand why people watch things that they
don't participated. Just a bunch of people

830
00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:36.679
to me, there's a bunch of
people doing people things, people things kind

831
00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:39.519
of fun. It's like you're okay, you're running around cool. I like

832
00:53:39.639 --> 00:53:45.599
it just is this like they're just
like so athletic, it's insane. Yeah,

833
00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:47.480
but I guess to me, it's
like it's not it's not really interesting

834
00:53:47.519 --> 00:53:52.960
to me that people can do athletic
things, because yeah, I really don't.

835
00:53:53.440 --> 00:53:57.920
I really don't see a barrier of
entry there unless you're like Ricky Berwick,

836
00:53:59.400 --> 00:54:00.320
what do you mean, like say
so, like I feel like the

837
00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:04.480
I feel like the lamest person in
the world could just become that if they

838
00:54:04.519 --> 00:54:07.239
wanted to. I know, you
don't actually believe. I really do believe

839
00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:08.760
that. But you don't just inject
yourself with shit and then you're fine and

840
00:54:08.840 --> 00:54:14.280
then it's like okay, cool.
So so you at some in some universe

841
00:54:14.360 --> 00:54:16.559
you think you could join the NBA. In the NBA. No, but

842
00:54:16.599 --> 00:54:19.679
that's what I'm saying. It's like
arbitrary at that point because like, oh

843
00:54:19.719 --> 00:54:22.360
well I just can't do that because
I'm not tall. Like okay, cool,

844
00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:25.280
all right. Yeah, So there's
there's so you see these giant people

845
00:54:25.280 --> 00:54:29.239
who should almost be a different species, but we are different, but we're

846
00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:30.880
same SpeI because we can all breed. But they almost seem like a different

847
00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:35.800
species because there's these don't seem like, yeah, they don't seem like it.

848
00:54:36.119 --> 00:54:37.840
Okay, so here's what I'm gonna
say. They don't seem like they

849
00:54:37.880 --> 00:54:40.880
don't seem that tall because they're all
tall and they're all next to each other.

850
00:54:42.440 --> 00:54:45.320
They don't that's just your perception of
television, right, That's what I'm

851
00:54:45.320 --> 00:54:49.199
saying. But like knowing that these
people are behemous that you can suck their

852
00:54:49.239 --> 00:54:52.960
dicks while they're well, you're standing, right, essentially you're standing and you

853
00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:54.480
can suck their dicks. Like it's
like, whoa, that's crazy. I

854
00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:59.719
think these people can rest their fucking
balls and dick on your forehead essentially,

855
00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:04.440
and then like that's that's a very
madness. If someone, first of all,

856
00:55:04.480 --> 00:55:07.920
any creature that, to me,
you must be a fucking terrify terrified.

857
00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:12.800
Well I do want to say that's
something alter too, because it's like,

858
00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:15.360
Okay, they're tall, but like
you can't that's not that's not something

859
00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:19.760
they did, you know what I
mean. It's like there's still there's still

860
00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:22.639
an unbelieve like even the worst player
in the NBA is still unbelievably skilled to

861
00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:25.199
another person, you know, like
it's it's a skill, it's a hard

862
00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:29.159
work. It's the hard work thing
to get to that level. It's like

863
00:55:29.360 --> 00:55:31.880
like it's it's a lot that goes
into it. And I understand why it

864
00:55:31.960 --> 00:55:36.400
could be because you know, I've
read comics and played video games like that,

865
00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:38.039
so that the re perception of things. You know, I've seen that

866
00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:43.159
guy jump in the space, you
know, and it's like that's that's stupid,

867
00:55:45.239 --> 00:55:46.679
you know, compared to most of
the things that you can watch for

868
00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:52.880
entertainment. I find sports incredibly mundane. This is how I understand how it's

869
00:55:52.880 --> 00:55:55.719
just because it's like it's you have
no connection to it. You know,

870
00:55:55.880 --> 00:56:02.559
you're just like whatever the family equal
physical like like attributes stuff like that.

871
00:56:02.920 --> 00:56:06.719
I understand, like they don't really
do anything for you. Well, I

872
00:56:06.840 --> 00:56:08.239
just even even the stuff that I
can relate to or the stuff that I've

873
00:56:08.239 --> 00:56:10.639
done, like I've played baseball.
It's like and I've seen I've watched baseball

874
00:56:10.679 --> 00:56:14.760
games. I understand it, but
it's like all right, And even boxing,

875
00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:15.679
I was I was watching a lot
of boxing when I was doing the

876
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:17.719
training, and I was like,
Okay, I was studying it, but

877
00:56:17.920 --> 00:56:21.079
like I was looking, I was
like, yeah, okay, I know

878
00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:23.280
how to do that. I get
it, Like I don't know it.

879
00:56:23.880 --> 00:56:27.880
It becomes really demystifying when you play
it. I guess you can. You

880
00:56:27.960 --> 00:56:30.119
can do it to the best of
your abiit ony though, but there's obviously

881
00:56:30.199 --> 00:56:31.920
the people that but I can also
like extrap it, like I can see

882
00:56:31.960 --> 00:56:35.119
what's happening because I understand. It's
like, oh, I know what that's

883
00:56:35.159 --> 00:56:37.800
like. And it's almost like the
opposite of what you're feeling, where it's

884
00:56:37.800 --> 00:56:39.679
like you're more interested in it because
you've played it or you've experienced it.

885
00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:44.079
I'm actually less. I think the
things I'm interested in the most other things

886
00:56:44.119 --> 00:56:46.440
that I have no hope of doing. Yeah, well, obviously things that

887
00:56:46.440 --> 00:56:50.639
are the most whimsical and unbelievable things
that will draw your attention. Right You'll

888
00:56:50.639 --> 00:56:52.719
be like, Wow, this guy's
playing seven guitars with his toes and dick

889
00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:58.679
and it's like, well, that's
impressive, or even just well that's another

890
00:56:58.760 --> 00:57:00.400
thing too. It's like even just
guitar, Like there's like stuff that people

891
00:57:00.480 --> 00:57:05.239
do on guitar. Then I'm like
baffled by and I genuinely even for as

892
00:57:05.239 --> 00:57:07.440
long as I've been playing, I
watch people like play and I'm like,

893
00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:12.000
I genuinely, well, I can't
fathom how you're doing this. See,

894
00:57:12.039 --> 00:57:15.519
that's the that's weird because it's literally
the exact same thing. Actually, it's

895
00:57:15.599 --> 00:57:25.719
just time. Like it's it's more
than just than just there's some maybe when

896
00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:30.239
it comes to playing and understanding music
theory. It's just time that is not

897
00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:35.039
there's no bearer understanding unless unless you
don't have fucking hands, then you're fucked

898
00:57:35.039 --> 00:57:39.199
in the same way the pinky is
fucked. So like my pinky. No,

899
00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:45.239
No, it's it's literally like I've
heard every fucking dude. It's literally,

900
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:49.239
I'm telling you people, I've seen
people not be able to this is

901
00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:53.599
seen Ricky Burrick tread I've seen like
your your pinky is not Donovan. You're

902
00:57:54.119 --> 00:57:58.639
watching your pinky move right now.
It is not Ricky burg or fucking Donovan

903
00:57:59.280 --> 00:58:02.199
Chris Digs. It is pinky and
there is nothing wrong with your pinky.

904
00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:06.679
I don't know what the fuck you're
talking about. That. Oh so it's

905
00:58:06.719 --> 00:58:08.559
a little like, oh no,
that's all Like that's the only motion that

906
00:58:08.639 --> 00:58:14.159
I have. That's I'm seeing there's
no in between. I literally just saw

907
00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:16.880
you do this in other ways.
What you can't do this? What are

908
00:58:16.920 --> 00:58:21.039
you doing? You do have like
complete locomotion of your pinky, not this

909
00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:23.639
one that's pretty crazy, which is
like the important one to fucking have.

910
00:58:24.199 --> 00:58:29.559
It's actually I've seen people without pinky's
playing incredibly well. Oh yeah, it's

911
00:58:29.559 --> 00:58:34.079
all about you know. It's it's
about improvisation. It's about like the thing

912
00:58:34.199 --> 00:58:37.639
it's about. It's it's it's about
the reason why I'm a dogs guitarist.

913
00:58:37.679 --> 00:58:39.960
I've been playing since I was like, uh, fourteen or something because I

914
00:58:40.079 --> 00:58:43.800
just don't put in the time.
I just don't care. I'd assume because

915
00:58:44.119 --> 00:58:46.000
because you know, every because whenever
it comes to skill of things right,

916
00:58:46.480 --> 00:58:51.639
ability to do something right, you'd
assume that there's obviously there's practice is obviously

917
00:58:51.679 --> 00:58:53.199
the most important thing, right.
Like I learned how to play piano and

918
00:58:53.320 --> 00:58:57.079
I never went back into it because
I never practiced anymore. The one that

919
00:58:57.159 --> 00:58:58.960
I got very bad at the rights, same as the guitar. I picked

920
00:58:59.000 --> 00:59:00.159
the guitar. I don't know how
to the cords, and I stopped,

921
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:04.039
yeah, because I was like,
I'm lazy. Yeah, and I feel

922
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:06.880
like some people have at some people
have a gift, right, But I

923
00:59:06.920 --> 00:59:12.079
fine, Like the gift for that
well isn't extraordinary, like it makes it

924
00:59:12.199 --> 00:59:14.639
easier. This is this is the
to me. It's like say, for

925
00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:19.039
example, for example, uh,
there are people who can draw the memory

926
00:59:19.159 --> 00:59:22.440
that have a talent, and then
there's people who would have to grind to

927
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:25.320
ever be able to do that.
There's like a different someone who just has

928
00:59:25.400 --> 00:59:30.039
that natural ability. I fucking don't
have that at all. Like like if

929
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:31.440
you told me a draw horse right
now, it would look like a demon

930
00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:35.400
because I just can't do it.
I can't Like I'll draw a horse and

931
00:59:35.480 --> 00:59:37.800
it won't look like I really at
this very moment, at the moment in

932
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:39.880
which that I'm speaking to you guys
right now, I don't know what a

933
00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:46.280
horse looks like. You're lying?
Why are you lying? Like somehow so

934
00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:51.000
obsved. I'm like you went through
red dead Tude and somehow missed all the

935
00:59:51.079 --> 00:59:54.920
horses. They're going now and they're
gone. They're seriously no, no,

936
00:59:55.039 --> 01:00:00.360
I remember horses, but there's I
can't. I cannot describe a horse.

937
01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:07.000
Deal. You're literally making me so
fun, that's great. Can you can

938
01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:09.199
you draw horse? I can't draw
anything. But that's what I'm saying.

939
01:00:09.199 --> 01:00:13.639
I can't draw a circle with eyes, right, I'm a horror bor.

940
01:00:13.840 --> 01:00:15.480
That's crazy. I'm terrible. Can
you draw? I can sit here.

941
01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:19.679
This is my here's my thing.
I've drawn Hey Arnold so much. I

942
01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:22.440
can draw Haronold from memory, but
see that was from That's the difference between

943
01:00:22.519 --> 01:00:28.760
me and call him Hey Arnold.
I can't draw. It's not the same

944
01:00:28.880 --> 01:00:32.280
character we think of. But this
is Hey Arnold. That's Arnold short Man

945
01:00:32.360 --> 01:00:36.599
or whatever his name is conically,
and this is Hey Arnold. That's his

946
01:00:36.679 --> 01:00:38.599
alter ego. I had to say
that because if I said Arnold, he

947
01:00:38.599 --> 01:00:44.039
would be like, I just think
it's funny that you imagine. It's like

948
01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:47.079
you could have worded it better,
but like every person's gonna understand what you

949
01:00:47.239 --> 01:00:52.360
mean. Gerald's walking by, Hey, Hey Arnold, and it's a different

950
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:54.159
he looks like he looks like fucking
Blue from Blues Clues. It's like a

951
01:00:54.239 --> 01:01:00.199
different character. And Arnold's like,
what the fuck is this? Let's Hey

952
01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:06.960
Arnold. Arnold. Arnold Invaders is
for me? Like I could I could

953
01:01:06.960 --> 01:01:10.639
do that for memory now and like
like various like poses in position God,

954
01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:14.239
I wish I had, but I
wish that's it had. That that's the

955
01:01:14.360 --> 01:01:16.719
one thing because I've always admired being
you can make a ton of money being

956
01:01:16.719 --> 01:01:21.840
attatoo artists, right, That's always
something that I've always admired that like one

957
01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:24.000
of my friends who's just a genius
when it comes to that, and like

958
01:01:24.320 --> 01:01:28.599
I have an advantage with with you
know, they call it perfect pitch.

959
01:01:28.599 --> 01:01:32.400
I wouldn't say mine's perfect, but
because like perfect pitch is like Beethoven writing

960
01:01:32.440 --> 01:01:37.760
an entire you know, symphony or
something in his head, I can do

961
01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:42.400
almost like I write most of my
music in my head and then I have

962
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:46.119
to complete it on the guitarist to
make sure that everything translated well. Sometimes

963
01:01:46.199 --> 01:01:53.280
my mind will make things like unnatural
uh scale progressions, But mostly I can

964
01:01:53.360 --> 01:01:57.239
write an entire like most of a
song in my head. So I'll be

965
01:01:57.360 --> 01:01:59.800
driving a lot of times when I
be commuting, I would write a lot

966
01:01:59.840 --> 01:02:02.559
of my music are on the toilet, and so like I wasn't blessed any

967
01:02:02.559 --> 01:02:06.360
of that. I can make friends
good, that's all. I'm good.

968
01:02:06.400 --> 01:02:08.360
I can make friends good. And
I'm like I you're tall and you have

969
01:02:08.440 --> 01:02:10.880
big peepe. That's that's that's all. That's all I got. That's all

970
01:02:10.920 --> 01:02:14.280
I got going from that. That's
really that's really nothing. A lot of

971
01:02:14.400 --> 01:02:20.119
people that can take you very far
taken me pretty far, but still that's

972
01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:23.320
nothing. There's nothing there with that. I am a short black man with

973
01:02:23.639 --> 01:02:29.440
average peep or something. I haven't
average, maybe maybe above average, but

974
01:02:29.519 --> 01:02:34.320
I haven't. I I have not. I'm be honest, I haven't measured

975
01:02:34.400 --> 01:02:37.320
since probably like middle school. Because
I don't want to be like disappointed.

976
01:02:37.360 --> 01:02:39.679
I'm be like, I don't think
it's trained, but I just feel like

977
01:02:39.760 --> 01:02:43.880
I'm so much bigger now than I
am. You don't don't want to find

978
01:02:43.880 --> 01:02:49.800
out. I just I just I
know it looks fine. I've been told

979
01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:52.760
many times and I would still be
like, oh, bit, you better

980
01:02:52.840 --> 01:02:55.400
not be lying to me. But
but I'm pretty sure I would say,

981
01:02:55.400 --> 01:03:00.360
because I think average is like five
inches issh and I think I'm a above

982
01:03:00.440 --> 01:03:04.039
that. The thing about like I
think though, I literally don't know.

983
01:03:04.159 --> 01:03:07.440
For me, it's just that like
if I knew how to draw, knowing

984
01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:10.320
how my imagination's out of control,
I would have stopped eating. I would

985
01:03:10.360 --> 01:03:13.199
have died. I would have died. I would have just drew. I

986
01:03:13.239 --> 01:03:16.239
would have drown, drew whole stories
and then tried to put them together.

987
01:03:16.280 --> 01:03:20.039
In my mind, I was like
those Korean dudes playing like fucking uh,

988
01:03:20.679 --> 01:03:30.800
and then he's gay. You can
do that? Is I can't? I

989
01:03:30.880 --> 01:03:35.000
can't draw. It's like the only
character that's were you naturally able to do

990
01:03:35.119 --> 01:03:37.480
that? Or you had to practice
it? Well? What do you?

991
01:03:37.679 --> 01:03:40.280
I had to practice and see that
you can do it too. You just

992
01:03:40.360 --> 01:03:44.559
have to practice it. Yes,
if you draw, I know. I

993
01:03:44.679 --> 01:03:47.719
know I can't because because because I
was with Lily's cousins and they were like

994
01:03:49.079 --> 01:03:54.199
you. They had a piano,
right, that's so good, that's so

995
01:03:54.360 --> 01:04:00.599
good, that's such a fun looked
like a monster disgusted one because we have

996
01:04:00.679 --> 01:04:02.760
a we have a new one,
a new that one is fucking I love

997
01:04:02.840 --> 01:04:05.840
that. I look like I have
a mall and my teeth looked around that

998
01:04:05.880 --> 01:04:10.880
sh looks awesome. That looks like
some new horror film ship like I like

999
01:04:10.960 --> 01:04:14.039
it. Maybe he'll be in the
new Silent Hill or something. Me.

1000
01:04:14.519 --> 01:04:15.400
It would be so upset if I'm
in it and I'm like, you guys

1001
01:04:15.400 --> 01:04:18.760
didn't tell me anything. You didn't
even say anything to me. I don't

1002
01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:23.760
even want money it's not about the
money. No one said anything that was

1003
01:04:23.800 --> 01:04:28.119
like that fucking asshole that that drew
me rest in peace, like that where

1004
01:04:28.119 --> 01:04:30.239
he just like I needed, I
need an idea, and then cool,

1005
01:04:30.719 --> 01:04:35.360
he looks up some black guy.
That's the thing that I don't really black

1006
01:04:35.400 --> 01:04:39.920
guy. I really do think that's
the story. That's what's so incredible to

1007
01:04:40.000 --> 01:04:45.239
me that he must have put in
those actual words, because I think if

1008
01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:47.000
he just put in black guy on
Google, I don't think I pop up

1009
01:04:47.239 --> 01:04:51.719
at that time. Maybe at that
time, maybe it maybe, but then

1010
01:04:51.719 --> 01:04:55.480
I feel it also, okay,
maybe after a lot of scrolling, because

1011
01:04:55.480 --> 01:04:58.559
I feel like the first would be
the diable black guy. They probably would

1012
01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:01.880
be like like like a smile,
yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah,

1013
01:05:01.920 --> 01:05:03.920
smiling. That's why I feel like
it would be that. And so

1014
01:05:04.199 --> 01:05:08.159
I just I can't fucking believe that. I saw that picture the other day

1015
01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:11.960
and it still blows my mind like
a dyed black guy, like a black

1016
01:05:12.000 --> 01:05:15.639
kind of dye kind of more.
I hate it. I hate that.

1017
01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:18.039
It's a little morbid to me.
But thank god it didn't say, like,

1018
01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:21.079
you know, rip Derek, because
then I would be really scared.

1019
01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:26.159
I'd be really scary genuinely terrifying.
I would actually be really post of you

1020
01:05:26.199 --> 01:05:30.360
from the future and it says when
you die and you're like, fuck help

1021
01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:36.360
me. That is I love it. I love that that. I can't

1022
01:05:36.400 --> 01:05:42.440
I can't fucking believe that. It's
what are the odds? Because it's because

1023
01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:49.440
you're you were you are an indescribable, very simple adjective black god. So

1024
01:05:49.559 --> 01:05:55.000
when he looked up black guy,
I get you, probably because you were

1025
01:05:55.000 --> 01:05:58.800
probably the most searched black guy at
that maybe when you're just when you're just

1026
01:05:58.920 --> 01:06:01.119
using those words, I yes.
So it's just I just feel like I'm

1027
01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:08.519
just thinking of it from a logical
perspective that there are so many prominent black

1028
01:06:08.559 --> 01:06:12.320
people he can use to really even
kind of get geared the point prominent.

1029
01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:14.719
That's the thing. People were like, I know that guy, that's Marlowayne.

1030
01:06:14.719 --> 01:06:16.760
He's not dead, but like that
Chaddick Boseman didn't die yet, that

1031
01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:19.039
can't be his. But like I
say, what if he did, like

1032
01:06:19.199 --> 01:06:21.679
Rest in Peace Tupac, because it
was it was a demo. It wasn't

1033
01:06:21.679 --> 01:06:26.320
even sold. That was a demo. He had demo things of like what

1034
01:06:26.480 --> 01:06:30.719
he could do, and that was
a demo and so the guy. I

1035
01:06:30.920 --> 01:06:31.880
asked the guy to buy the demo
for me, and he shipped to me.

1036
01:06:32.079 --> 01:06:34.639
But the thing is, I feel
like Rest in Peace Tupac would be

1037
01:06:35.199 --> 01:06:39.079
a better demo, not some random
fucking black guy. I don't know,

1038
01:06:39.199 --> 01:06:41.880
man, it just seems so I
was like, what the hell did this

1039
01:06:42.079 --> 01:06:45.400
happen? The guy didn't know who
the fuck I was. He didn't know,

1040
01:06:45.440 --> 01:06:47.519
and I was like, yeah,
rip Marcus, right yeah. And

1041
01:06:47.760 --> 01:06:51.760
the weird thing is, I can't
believe how much So somebody made that graphic

1042
01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:57.639
tea for me and it sold a
lot, and it also made me feel

1043
01:06:57.679 --> 01:07:00.239
weird that I'm like, why do
you guys want this so badly? Because

1044
01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:02.440
they like to know that they like
one of your dad, especially at that

1045
01:07:02.519 --> 01:07:06.039
time, the motherfuckers you were drawing
in by mistake, they were probably happiest

1046
01:07:06.440 --> 01:07:11.760
got one lest It was a warrior
for us, but we lost lost him.

1047
01:07:11.840 --> 01:07:19.039
God, damn, damn the left, damn liberals got the Liberals killed

1048
01:07:19.119 --> 01:07:25.559
the only good woman, the only
did you I know, What's fucking So?

1049
01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:28.719
I want to bring this up because
I'm fascinated by this, by this

1050
01:07:28.920 --> 01:07:33.360
instinct that Sweeny has where you will
get close to the mic to scream,

1051
01:07:34.119 --> 01:07:41.480
but then speak away from it's amazing. I am because that's amazing. It's

1052
01:07:41.519 --> 01:07:44.079
my homophobia. I feel like this
is a dick some I'm young. Had

1053
01:07:44.119 --> 01:07:45.920
to get it away from it and
then I back up, and it's very

1054
01:07:46.239 --> 01:07:48.480
If we make it a different if
we make it a different color with that

1055
01:07:48.599 --> 01:08:00.760
help, that's a big it's a
white one word to suck. It stops

1056
01:08:01.199 --> 01:08:10.880
the whole that is crazy to the
table is crazy that you go all the

1057
01:08:11.079 --> 01:08:21.279
way to the fucking end of the
arm and and it's simulated, just made

1058
01:08:23.439 --> 01:08:26.800
because you're so scared. I literally
imagined it. It made me gag,

1059
01:08:27.159 --> 01:08:30.920
like just like something just shoving something
crazy. Dude, that's crazy. I

1060
01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:33.520
have a horrible gag. I could
never suck penis, dude, like I

1061
01:08:34.119 --> 01:08:39.279
I guess just beyond the further reaches
of my tongue, I start gagging,

1062
01:08:39.319 --> 01:08:41.960
like like just the back of my
tongue. We have start gagging. We

1063
01:08:42.039 --> 01:08:44.760
have the train, we have the
train. Don't need the train. The

1064
01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:46.000
train, dude, I don't When
am I gonna have to suck dick?

1065
01:08:48.439 --> 01:08:53.199
You know, it's just a good
it's a good thing to have because there

1066
01:08:53.239 --> 01:08:57.520
could be an apos something can happen, and then now the currency is meaningless,

1067
01:08:57.600 --> 01:09:01.279
right, currency is gone now,
and see is probably sucking dick like

1068
01:09:01.359 --> 01:09:04.359
sexual favors, you know what I
mean. And then if you can't suck

1069
01:09:04.439 --> 01:09:08.479
dick, you'll probably get your head
blown off because it'd be like, you

1070
01:09:08.560 --> 01:09:12.319
know, like you're you're gonna exchange
like weapons or something for for dick sucking,

1071
01:09:12.399 --> 01:09:15.399
and then they're like you you're you're
grinding your your teeth on my peepy

1072
01:09:15.560 --> 01:09:18.319
and then they just shoot you in
the face. I Am going to absolutely

1073
01:09:18.760 --> 01:09:24.600
get weapons. Then how I will
take weapons off people? Well, someone

1074
01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:27.199
is like firing a gun, I
would run behind them and I'll just bite

1075
01:09:27.199 --> 01:09:31.880
their jugglar out and just take their
gun. All right? Should we should

1076
01:09:31.880 --> 01:09:34.399
we move on to some questions.
The zombies will be scared. They're like,

1077
01:09:34.439 --> 01:09:36.920
whoa, he's eating him. It's
like an hour and five or something.

1078
01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:40.840
Okay, cool, It's weird not
seeing it. It is strange.

1079
01:09:41.039 --> 01:09:43.960
I have to keep looking over while
you guys are talking sometimes, But uh,

1080
01:09:45.199 --> 01:09:51.000
what the fuck? Balls with the
balls the bang the bang, biggie

1081
01:09:51.119 --> 01:10:00.359
biggie balls, niggaded Hello, dexterity
strength and luck mmmmmm, I'm I walk

1082
01:10:00.319 --> 01:10:04.880
your strength I think I would this
man. This guy's lucky as fuck.

1083
01:10:05.319 --> 01:10:09.640
I'm lucky as ships, luckiest ship. Okay, I guess I'm strange.

1084
01:10:10.079 --> 01:10:13.239
Yeah, that's because that because that's
all like performative strength. Okay, I

1085
01:10:13.359 --> 01:10:15.359
can. I'm pretty strong. I
pick you up probably and crumple you.

1086
01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:17.960
If you did, Chris, if
you picked up and you crumbled me first

1087
01:10:18.000 --> 01:10:21.640
and foremost, you're getting put in
the facility there. It's gonna run away

1088
01:10:21.680 --> 01:10:26.119
if he's all those guys are monster. Do you know how much you can

1089
01:10:26.159 --> 01:10:28.880
bench? I get benched? My
highest ever was like three fifteen? Yes,

1090
01:10:29.399 --> 01:10:35.239
uh, what about I would be
so mad because that's more than I've

1091
01:10:35.359 --> 01:10:39.000
uh because I I fucked up my
wrists, so I can't get the three

1092
01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:41.199
fifth. I'm actually know how much
I benched. I think I knew at

1093
01:10:41.199 --> 01:10:43.880
one point. Have you done it
recently? That was a while ago.

1094
01:10:43.920 --> 01:10:45.079
That's back when I was still like, we should we should pretty should do

1095
01:10:45.119 --> 01:10:47.039
what we should do, prs.
We should go to the gym, doprs

1096
01:10:47.079 --> 01:10:49.359
to see where we're at right now. I would be embarrassed, probably be

1097
01:10:49.439 --> 01:10:53.279
like two fifteen. Maybe do you
guys saying to go to the gym?

1098
01:10:53.319 --> 01:10:55.319
Where do you go. I was
with the gym, Michael from house,

1099
01:10:55.640 --> 01:10:57.520
you have one across the street.
Yeah, what the hell gym is that?

1100
01:10:58.039 --> 01:11:00.960
It's like it's like a like a
local thing. You need to say.

1101
01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:02.159
That's like a smaller one. You
know, you know my house right,

1102
01:11:02.199 --> 01:11:05.359
you know, right across the street
where the the the supermarket is,

1103
01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:11.640
and then right across from there there's
a gym in there by like furthest end.

1104
01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:13.600
So I go there. It's pretty
convenient. It's like it's like a

1105
01:11:13.720 --> 01:11:16.279
like a like a smaller thing my
house. I do like cattlebell shit at

1106
01:11:16.279 --> 01:11:19.560
my house, and then I go
there for like cardio that I haven't thinking

1107
01:11:19.560 --> 01:11:23.680
of going in the gym again.
Yeah, I actually my body needs it.

1108
01:11:23.720 --> 01:11:29.279
I'm probably a good I've in the
past month or something, I've I've

1109
01:11:29.319 --> 01:11:35.680
been food maxing. It's crazy,
you mean just eating. I've been I've

1110
01:11:35.720 --> 01:11:40.600
been a you know, I've been
I've been sleep maxing in uh massive maxing

1111
01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:44.560
tube. I'm getting pretty cold,
pr I mean, I've been eating ways

1112
01:11:44.600 --> 01:11:47.600
I don't eat anymore, Like I'm
like fucking I've been anti seis. Yes,

1113
01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:51.279
that's a good one. It feels
good to do that. I'm just

1114
01:11:51.399 --> 01:12:00.359
kidding. We got a question from
Uh, you've been hit with the curse

1115
01:12:00.720 --> 01:12:03.399
of death. The only way to
avoid your fate is to give up one

1116
01:12:03.600 --> 01:12:08.039
of two things that get a race
forever with no trace or ability to recreate

1117
01:12:08.159 --> 01:12:11.960
or bring back all video games or
all music. What do you choose?

1118
01:12:12.000 --> 01:12:14.760
Video games? Yes, that means
there be no music anywhere. Literally,

1119
01:12:14.880 --> 01:12:16.840
Yeah, the video games is just
obviously I love video games, but like

1120
01:12:17.640 --> 01:12:20.199
fifty percent of the enjoyment of that
is the music from it, like,

1121
01:12:20.319 --> 01:12:24.039
and so I can't, like,
I can't even imagine like Doom, Like

1122
01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:27.600
Doom would be useless without that soundtrack
at all. I'm like, so it

1123
01:12:27.640 --> 01:12:31.239
would feel a lot less. Yeah, almost every like Final Fantasy seven with

1124
01:12:31.399 --> 01:12:35.760
that soundtrack, fucking Street Fighter,
Like there's pretty much every single video game

1125
01:12:35.800 --> 01:12:39.960
is enhanced by the music that that
that is in it. And so because

1126
01:12:40.199 --> 01:12:43.000
like I think I could easily like
listen, that would suck to never play

1127
01:12:43.079 --> 01:12:47.199
video games again. But music's too
like, that's too all encompassing. No,

1128
01:12:47.239 --> 01:12:50.600
you're right, because that means no
movies. You're right. I want

1129
01:12:50.600 --> 01:12:56.439
to go deeper than that, right, human culture, music is very important

1130
01:12:56.600 --> 01:13:01.079
to us as like beings. Imagine
no Spanish music, no African Rainbow,

1131
01:13:01.319 --> 01:13:03.880
Like, I feel like we wouldn't
have made it. Somebody would have just

1132
01:13:03.920 --> 01:13:05.840
killed them. The first man would
have been like, yeah, imagine,

1133
01:13:08.000 --> 01:13:13.199
would imagine never hearing Nightcore again?
Oh my god? No, one hundred

1134
01:13:13.239 --> 01:13:16.800
guess what would I do? So
how would I stim if somebody started,

1135
01:13:16.840 --> 01:13:19.760
like making a drum beat on their
on their on their thighs, would it

1136
01:13:19.880 --> 01:13:24.439
just not make that noise? Just
it wouldn't It would be damp? Would

1137
01:13:24.439 --> 01:13:27.800
there still be rhythm? Would there
still be rhythm? Rhythm is impossible,

1138
01:13:30.720 --> 01:13:33.720
Like if you start like every you
can't hum. I guess you can dance,

1139
01:13:33.840 --> 01:13:38.640
but they would have never been If
anyone started making any type of sequential,

1140
01:13:39.199 --> 01:13:42.479
sequential beat with their like feet or
something, it would immediately just there's

1141
01:13:42.520 --> 01:13:45.479
no sequence of sound. I feel
like I feel like that would be humanity's

1142
01:13:45.520 --> 01:13:49.000
greatest Just try to understanding is if
because imagine it'd be like we'd stop our

1143
01:13:49.039 --> 01:13:51.640
feet, we'd walk, we'd make
sounds, but then as soon as there's

1144
01:13:51.640 --> 01:13:54.199
a rhythm to it, it would
be nothing, and we'd be like,

1145
01:13:54.239 --> 01:13:58.399
wait, why it would be legalized? There would be no Probably couldn't even

1146
01:13:58.399 --> 01:14:02.239
know that that marching sound like,
yeah, probably could even do that because

1147
01:14:02.239 --> 01:14:04.920
there's like a little rhythm that you
wouldn't know when an army is approaching,

1148
01:14:05.479 --> 01:14:08.960
like it would be, it would
be it'd be bad. People that have

1149
01:14:09.079 --> 01:14:12.840
sing songy names would just have no
names. Yeah, what is the sing

1150
01:14:12.880 --> 01:14:15.000
song name? What are you talking
about? Have to sing songy names?

1151
01:14:15.039 --> 01:14:16.000
You know that? What's that name
that sort of have like a song?

1152
01:14:16.079 --> 01:14:18.560
Asked nature to them? What the
are you talking about? You never heard

1153
01:14:18.640 --> 01:14:23.039
of a sing songy word or sing
songy phrase, like give me an ex

1154
01:14:23.199 --> 01:14:26.680
please, I'm begging for an example. I can't think of one because I

1155
01:14:26.760 --> 01:14:31.640
don't know any exactly, but people
Italian names maybe, I guess like if

1156
01:14:31.760 --> 01:14:35.640
that sing song any like like song
names almost have like a rhythm to sing

1157
01:14:35.720 --> 01:14:41.239
them. I don't know any names
like that, but I know I know

1158
01:14:41.359 --> 01:14:44.399
they exist. There's you know,
what's I was just trying to just like

1159
01:14:44.520 --> 01:14:46.640
sing songy phrases and like names.
I was just trying to, like,

1160
01:14:47.119 --> 01:14:48.880
like you know, you know,
you know when you say, yeah,

1161
01:14:48.960 --> 01:14:51.079
you don't know what there talking about, just to get it over with,

1162
01:14:51.399 --> 01:14:59.159
just just just there's sing song And
I'm not crazy explaining this. I gotta

1163
01:14:59.159 --> 01:15:00.840
look up sing song name. Go
continue go go ahead, look up sing

1164
01:15:00.960 --> 01:15:05.039
song names and tell me what what
the fuck pops up? That's what I

1165
01:15:05.119 --> 01:15:10.319
was like, wetzels pretzels like I
don't, Yeah, I don't. I

1166
01:15:10.399 --> 01:15:13.399
don't know as Morelda. There wouldn't
be any rhymes either. There wouldn't be

1167
01:15:13.439 --> 01:15:15.800
any nurse or yourhymes. You would
have to just talk your baby to sleep.

1168
01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:19.520
Oh yeah, yell of them,
got to sleep, get sleep,

1169
01:15:21.840 --> 01:15:27.520
shake them a little bit. There'd
be a lot more baby rhythm. Yeah,

1170
01:15:27.560 --> 01:15:36.359
you can't. It has to be
like I haven't found any examples of

1171
01:15:36.439 --> 01:15:43.239
this fictional concept where there's sing song
sing song names. I really don't know

1172
01:15:43.319 --> 01:15:47.000
what you're talking about, no verse
or a piece of a verse that is,

1173
01:15:49.560 --> 01:15:53.119
Oh god, you're reading the AI
generated ship, aren't you. Yeah,

1174
01:15:54.760 --> 01:16:00.920
it's not gonna happen rhythmical concadence or
a tone or sound. Yeah,

1175
01:16:00.560 --> 01:16:05.039
but like you just described it again
an example. I don't know examples.

1176
01:16:05.119 --> 01:16:08.960
I know they exist. I've heard
this phrase. I don't know any right

1177
01:16:09.000 --> 01:16:14.720
now, I know are you talking
about like I know you? Let me

1178
01:16:14.840 --> 01:16:16.079
let me see. Did I get
this right? Is it like those like

1179
01:16:16.199 --> 01:16:23.239
nursery rhymes are It's like Peter Piper? No, more like, I don't

1180
01:16:23.239 --> 01:16:25.239
know what you're talking about, because
you know, Spider Man's name is what.

1181
01:16:25.319 --> 01:16:29.039
I forgot what the word they're called
when something and when something has to

1182
01:16:29.239 --> 01:16:33.199
to I know what you're talking about, Piper. Isn't that called an uh?

1183
01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:39.279
Fuck? And Peter Piper picked a
pickled peanis and uh? Oh my

1184
01:16:39.399 --> 01:16:46.039
god, Illy no, not idiom
it's a no. Did you say?

1185
01:16:46.079 --> 01:16:49.279
What did you say? I said, the iliad Iliad. That's like a

1186
01:16:49.359 --> 01:16:53.880
fucking novel or something like that.
It's called like a in, a in,

1187
01:16:53.960 --> 01:16:57.479
a loose and a loose. Oh
my god, literation, I'm getting

1188
01:16:57.840 --> 01:17:01.039
alliteration? Is that is it?
Yeah? Well the first letter in the

1189
01:17:01.119 --> 01:17:09.079
next thing. Everything is is like
it's like saying, Peter piped. I

1190
01:17:09.159 --> 01:17:13.479
already I already lost, already lost. I couldn't think of I couldn't think

1191
01:17:13.479 --> 01:17:18.319
of an adjective. I already lost. Peter piped. I love this Peter

1192
01:17:18.399 --> 01:17:24.319
Pipe profusely. It's hard to do, I get it. I actually founded

1193
01:17:25.319 --> 01:17:30.000
pretty pussy. Yeah that was terrible, but you think you so much yours,

1194
01:17:30.279 --> 01:17:33.840
I said, Peter, finishing.
It's still bad, but thank hostility

1195
01:17:33.920 --> 01:17:38.800
here. I have no clue what
the you're talking about we're gonna move on.

1196
01:17:38.880 --> 01:17:41.159
That's why we I didn't want to
entertain. It was I was just

1197
01:17:41.239 --> 01:17:44.279
I just went, yeah, I
wanted to I wanted to get scared and

1198
01:17:44.359 --> 01:17:45.680
you wanted to be done. I
wanted to see if I could get you

1199
01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:50.199
to the place. But like we
shouldn't do it. Peter Piped, If

1200
01:17:50.239 --> 01:17:56.359
anybody, if anybody, if anybody
at home, has any fucking idea what

1201
01:17:56.439 --> 01:18:01.520
he's talking, because I was thinking, like like I was thinking like how

1202
01:18:01.600 --> 01:18:04.159
like certain languages are kind of singing
song like how Italian is kind of like

1203
01:18:05.399 --> 01:18:11.520
like like baby like that. Okay, so when I said Italian names,

1204
01:18:12.119 --> 01:18:14.319
no, I'm just trying to sound
right because I'm scared. I don't know

1205
01:18:14.399 --> 01:18:16.479
what. I don't know if I
have any big ugly Jordan wrote in it

1206
01:18:16.520 --> 01:18:24.960
says hello wrath, lust and sloth. I'm lust. I guess I guess

1207
01:18:25.000 --> 01:18:28.720
I'm sloth, extra sloss. You
lazy am. I'm so lazy and do

1208
01:18:28.840 --> 01:18:30.319
some all the time, my sloth
because people say, like, I don't

1209
01:18:30.520 --> 01:18:33.399
make it up videos, is that
what it is? Maybe lust? Maybe?

1210
01:18:33.640 --> 01:18:38.239
Oh maybee you lust. I'm all
these always coming all over the place

1211
01:18:38.279 --> 01:18:40.840
and ship I'm all of these this
is all just to me. I'm gonna

1212
01:18:40.840 --> 01:18:43.279
do I'm gonna get a black light
in this fucking place. Do not do

1213
01:18:43.399 --> 01:18:47.680
that. That's gross, that's gross. I just never I've just never checked

1214
01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:50.239
this room, and so like,
I don't want to know. I think

1215
01:18:50.279 --> 01:18:54.039
a black light is just unnecessary.
Actually have a black light in the closet,

1216
01:18:54.239 --> 01:18:56.279
you do? Yeah, yeah,
I wouldn't see. I wouldn't want

1217
01:18:56.279 --> 01:18:58.479
to know either. Like I moved
in this new apartment, I wouldn't want

1218
01:18:58.520 --> 01:19:01.159
to know if I checked it.
Yeah, just come off the way that

1219
01:19:01.199 --> 01:19:04.560
I think, the way that I
on the black light, the way that

1220
01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:12.359
I figure it is like, you
know what, it's almost like it's good

1221
01:19:12.399 --> 01:19:20.720
for my immune system. Maybe maybe
wives tale, I guess cool. Anyway,

1222
01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:25.039
he says, in Spirit of Pride
Month, what's the gayest thing you've

1223
01:19:25.039 --> 01:19:30.560
ever done? For me? It'd
probably be having sex with men, not

1224
01:19:30.800 --> 01:19:33.560
inclusively, not exclusively men, but
men make up the lion's share. I

1225
01:19:33.640 --> 01:19:39.560
love that he says, lions some
game. You could have said, you

1226
01:19:39.600 --> 01:19:44.560
could have said majority, most of
them have been with the lions share.

1227
01:19:45.359 --> 01:19:48.720
So it's an idiot. Yes,
he's Max by That's yeah, he's by

1228
01:19:48.800 --> 01:19:56.760
Max, and he's gay. I've
definitely kissed eyes, but that's about it,

1229
01:19:56.880 --> 01:20:00.359
but never like intimate kissing kiss me
on, like, oh, sure,

1230
01:20:00.399 --> 01:20:04.199
I've picked the guy, but I've
never outside of the outside of family.

1231
01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:11.560
Yeah, I think I've ever done
that. I don't think I thought

1232
01:20:11.560 --> 01:20:14.880
I was gay at the moment.
I think I just sometimes it is.

1233
01:20:15.079 --> 01:20:17.119
I've seen people do that as like
a joke. I've seen I was joking

1234
01:20:18.560 --> 01:20:23.279
in comedy scenarios. I have seen
that for sure. It's like, see,

1235
01:20:23.399 --> 01:20:26.479
it was like it was like a
crowder where if he did it one

1236
01:20:26.560 --> 01:20:28.439
time with his co host, it
would have been like, I get the

1237
01:20:28.520 --> 01:20:30.920
joke. You guys are being extreme, Like they went to that women's march

1238
01:20:30.159 --> 01:20:33.199
and he's like an address or some
ship. But they kissed like like ten

1239
01:20:33.279 --> 01:20:39.680
times, and I'm like, oh, you're the payoff is one time the

1240
01:20:39.800 --> 01:20:45.880
other nine times or whatever. It's
not funny. You're just kissing another guy

1241
01:20:45.960 --> 01:20:53.439
and that's fine. Admit it.
Stop hiding, admitted to yourself. I'm

1242
01:20:53.439 --> 01:21:00.560
trying to think, what's the I
I had a I had a gay friend

1243
01:21:00.760 --> 01:21:03.119
when but we didn't realize as we
were in elementary school, we didn't know

1244
01:21:03.840 --> 01:21:09.000
what gay was just yet had sex. But yeah, but this guy was

1245
01:21:09.079 --> 01:21:13.079
you know what, he was like
sexually maturing more than we were like fat

1246
01:21:13.159 --> 01:21:15.439
way fashion we were. So I
think this guy was like big balls.

1247
01:21:16.079 --> 01:21:19.159
He had the he had this dude
had like a nine inch or we're like

1248
01:21:19.239 --> 01:21:26.399
ten years old. He had nine
inch balls. Each ball was at the

1249
01:21:26.520 --> 01:21:32.760
length like popsicles. His balls are
just all so long. They're long but

1250
01:21:33.119 --> 01:21:41.119
not around at all. They're they're
ovals. That's crazy. It's his ball

1251
01:21:41.439 --> 01:21:44.479
like that. But I was saying, I was around. I was around

1252
01:21:45.439 --> 01:21:50.880
my friend that I think was becoming
sexually mature and like trying to like he

1253
01:21:51.079 --> 01:21:56.479
was this dude like liked being like, oh I'm flashing and stuff and like

1254
01:21:56.560 --> 01:21:59.359
haha, and like we thought it
was funny. But I'm realizing as I

1255
01:21:59.359 --> 01:22:01.119
got older, like that dude because
he's gay. Ship now, he lives

1256
01:22:01.159 --> 01:22:05.119
in West Hollywood. He's a he's
a gym trainer, he had a he

1257
01:22:05.199 --> 01:22:09.640
had another you know boyfriend with the
same name, uh, and all this

1258
01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:11.600
stuff. So I was like,
Oh, he grew up in your life.

1259
01:22:11.640 --> 01:22:14.039
I don't like that. I don't
like that either. That that part

1260
01:22:14.119 --> 01:22:17.800
makes you know that I don't like. I was dating the Syrian girl at

1261
01:22:17.840 --> 01:22:23.079
the time. This was like what's
her name, Derek, Yeah name,

1262
01:22:23.800 --> 01:22:26.520
no way, and there's no show. There's there's certain names are always off

1263
01:22:26.560 --> 01:22:29.520
limits, Like I would never date
anyone who has my mom's name. I

1264
01:22:29.560 --> 01:22:31.439
don't I don't knowing, Like there's
just no, it's just not gonna work.

1265
01:22:31.479 --> 01:22:33.880
I can't. I don't care how
cool you are. I don't know

1266
01:22:34.039 --> 01:22:38.720
my mom. So like that's but
like my grandma absolutely not. Yeah,

1267
01:22:38.800 --> 01:22:42.800
exactly like that, Like even even
my sister, even even my stepsister's name

1268
01:22:42.840 --> 01:22:45.239
would be fucking weird. If it
would be weird, i'd be like,

1269
01:22:45.880 --> 01:22:47.279
I'm sorry, you could be the
coolest girl in the world, not gonna

1270
01:22:47.319 --> 01:22:50.439
happen. So there's certain things they're
just totally off women. One of my

1271
01:22:50.479 --> 01:22:54.840
family has really really like my grandma, no one has really common names.

1272
01:22:55.439 --> 01:23:00.359
They're like they're all like spaghetti Marian, what's the mid last and a social

1273
01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:03.039
Security number? Middle name is I
don't remember? Last name was? I

1274
01:23:03.079 --> 01:23:13.399
don't know. Nigga. That is
a crazy nigga. Yeah, uh,

1275
01:23:14.319 --> 01:23:18.479
I don't know. I don't know, man, I don't. Yeah,

1276
01:23:18.880 --> 01:23:21.039
I kissed the guy once, but
like other than that, it was like

1277
01:23:21.119 --> 01:23:27.720
nothing really. When I was younger, I wasn't like, yeah, oh

1278
01:23:27.840 --> 01:23:30.199
no, I kissed the mean once. There you go, did you really?

1279
01:23:30.279 --> 01:23:32.079
Yeah? Just to make Lily mad, that's funny. M M,

1280
01:23:33.319 --> 01:23:38.920
yeah, I don't have any memories
of me macing on a dude, like

1281
01:23:39.520 --> 01:23:43.319
I don't written, well, will
admit at least no, I'm not gonna

1282
01:23:43.319 --> 01:23:45.319
say those. I wouldn't bother me. I would like it, just it's

1283
01:23:45.600 --> 01:23:49.279
never even I think that people that
get mad at gayness, I will be

1284
01:23:49.359 --> 01:23:53.880
a super gay. Yeah, that's
funny, that's funny. I love that.

1285
01:23:54.600 --> 01:24:01.439
Like making them unconsole was great.
I've been to more musicals I probably

1286
01:24:01.479 --> 01:24:05.960
should have been. I've been to
quite a view. I like musicals actually,

1287
01:24:06.640 --> 01:24:11.000
but like, that's probably it.
That's probably the furthest I think,

1288
01:24:11.079 --> 01:24:14.560
like, what's the case thing.
I'm sure there's something that it's probably just

1289
01:24:14.680 --> 01:24:17.760
has to the the parodies that I've
done throughout the years. It has to

1290
01:24:17.840 --> 01:24:21.159
be it has been fair. That
is probably like that that is objectively the

1291
01:24:21.239 --> 01:24:25.680
answer. Technically singing any on any
of those is probably the answer. That

1292
01:24:25.720 --> 01:24:29.479
is because there are some people that
and I relish it. I relish the

1293
01:24:29.520 --> 01:24:32.199
people that are like, oh you're
you're you're definitely you're you're in the closet,

1294
01:24:32.239 --> 01:24:36.199
aren't you. And I'm like,
I wish your closet. In your

1295
01:24:36.239 --> 01:24:41.760
closet, I respond every time I
wish, dude, like, you have

1296
01:24:41.920 --> 01:24:45.199
no idea how and I'm sure we've
talked about this plenty of times. Is

1297
01:24:45.720 --> 01:24:48.239
just being a gay man and hanging
out with your boys and fucking and sucking

1298
01:24:48.439 --> 01:24:51.800
like that seems like so much.
Imagine imagine sucking your boy, right,

1299
01:24:51.880 --> 01:24:55.560
and you want to run some street
fighter and then there you go do that.

1300
01:24:55.800 --> 01:24:59.399
That sounds amazing, so you don't
have to deal with all this.

1301
01:24:59.560 --> 01:25:02.439
Maybe it's sucking the frames in the
wood, like oh the picture for it's

1302
01:25:03.199 --> 01:25:06.720
the paint and oh the silverware,
the china, And I'm like, shut

1303
01:25:06.800 --> 01:25:10.800
the funk up, honey, the
reef is crooked. It's a circle,

1304
01:25:10.880 --> 01:25:15.880
bitch. I just want to high
fight my bros. We say we won

1305
01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:17.399
V one some street fighter, right, and then we fuck each other a

1306
01:25:17.439 --> 01:25:20.479
little bit and then we go back
to it. It's like, that sounds

1307
01:25:20.520 --> 01:25:26.039
so it's funny. It's amazing.
It's funny how like often great gay couples

1308
01:25:26.039 --> 01:25:33.000
look, but then like lesbian couples, I gotta I'll back it up by

1309
01:25:33.039 --> 01:25:38.560
saying I've been going to w n
B A games since the nineties. Man,

1310
01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:43.239
Jesus Christ, let's move some of
the a lot of lesbians there.

1311
01:25:43.319 --> 01:25:49.760
And I'm like, I was like, okay, then all I was like,

1312
01:25:50.079 --> 01:25:55.479
damn, I like them like that. In fact, you like them

1313
01:25:55.520 --> 01:26:00.960
like that. I like them to
look like Drew carry I like, I

1314
01:26:00.039 --> 01:26:02.800
want to break them. I want
to break them down, all right.

1315
01:26:02.840 --> 01:26:05.479
One sock, one sock, one
shoe, one sock, one shoe,

1316
01:26:05.560 --> 01:26:09.159
rode in. He says, hell, by the way, do you know

1317
01:26:09.239 --> 01:26:11.840
what that is? One sock,
one shoe, one show. So Colin

1318
01:26:12.039 --> 01:26:16.239
recently on Sacred Symbols explained to me
that he how do you put on your

1319
01:26:16.279 --> 01:26:18.600
socks in your shoes? Like,
what's the order that you go in?

1320
01:26:18.960 --> 01:26:25.439
So? Well, if usually left
to right since I'm left handed, but

1321
01:26:25.520 --> 01:26:28.159
I do socks left, sock right, sock right, and then I put

1322
01:26:28.199 --> 01:26:30.239
on my left shoe right right.
So Colin does, he does sock shoe

1323
01:26:31.960 --> 01:26:39.399
and then sock shoe. That's so
preposterous, dude, that is what what?

1324
01:26:39.960 --> 01:26:44.760
How did you how did you learn
that? Because somebody asked that question?

1325
01:26:45.119 --> 01:26:47.199
Do you not feel like does he
not feel uncomfortable standing up with one

1326
01:26:47.279 --> 01:26:49.479
shoe on, Like what if he
has to run off the hall? How

1327
01:26:49.560 --> 01:26:54.720
he explained it to me? That
is so it was a terrible explanation.

1328
01:26:55.199 --> 01:26:59.600
But he was saying, like,
would you if you were caught in a

1329
01:26:59.640 --> 01:27:01.239
situation, in a bad situation,
you had to get the fuck out,

1330
01:27:02.119 --> 01:27:08.399
would you rather have just socks or
at least one shoe? I'd actually rather

1331
01:27:08.520 --> 01:27:14.720
just have socks. Yeah, I
can't, actually I can having I don't

1332
01:27:14.720 --> 01:27:16.600
even unbalanced with one shop. I
don't even know if I've explained. His

1333
01:27:17.159 --> 01:27:20.479
explanation was very confusing. Well,
that's why you run. If you have

1334
01:27:20.960 --> 01:27:24.600
socks on, you run faster like
the less you have on your feet,

1335
01:27:24.600 --> 01:27:27.920
because if you have bare foot you
run faster. So your thing, what

1336
01:27:28.039 --> 01:27:30.279
the hell are you do? You
feel the earth directly under your feet?

1337
01:27:30.279 --> 01:27:33.760
People run faster in bare feet?
Who told you this? How would they

1338
01:27:34.039 --> 01:27:39.439
shoes? Yeah? Look in like
a perfectly comfortable environment, I guess,

1339
01:27:39.479 --> 01:27:42.279
but like over like over like what? Yes? Yes, and that content

1340
01:27:42.399 --> 01:27:45.239
that's what I'm picturing. I'm picturing, yes, living in civilization. Yeah,

1341
01:27:45.039 --> 01:27:46.720
if you're on a track, like, if you're on like a like

1342
01:27:46.800 --> 01:27:49.399
a track, actually, somebody in
a barefoot run very like well, the

1343
01:27:49.479 --> 01:27:53.880
only faster they would if they had
the only reason I shoose on. Don't

1344
01:27:53.880 --> 01:27:57.199
know what that is, because you
would think the Olympians and the people at

1345
01:27:57.239 --> 01:27:59.920
the highest level would not run without
shoes. They would run without shoes.

1346
01:28:00.199 --> 01:28:02.479
I think they may, they may
hurt themselves. Here's why I don't think

1347
01:28:02.479 --> 01:28:05.000
that's true. I think it's you're
pretty sure no, But do you know

1348
01:28:05.039 --> 01:28:08.880
how? Like you know how like
in rugby, where they're not as armored,

1349
01:28:08.880 --> 01:28:12.560
they tackle each other harder because in
football they're covered in armor, so

1350
01:28:12.680 --> 01:28:15.800
like they hit each other way harder
because they think they're vulnerable. I think

1351
01:28:15.920 --> 01:28:18.520
that applies to shoes as well when
you're running, because I feel like if

1352
01:28:18.560 --> 01:28:23.039
you're in your feet you can feel
the ground, you're probably going to run

1353
01:28:23.119 --> 01:28:26.279
slower than somebody who has a complete
barrier. That's it, max, when

1354
01:28:26.319 --> 01:28:31.720
you have shoes on, stop it. I feel like that makes sense.

1355
01:28:32.279 --> 01:28:35.600
I feel that does make sense.
Psychologics, it makes a lot of sense.

1356
01:28:35.600 --> 01:28:39.119
Actually, Like I've heard that before, because I feel like people that

1357
01:28:39.159 --> 01:28:41.960
have got tested with their shoes off
and on, there's different speeds. You

1358
01:28:42.079 --> 01:28:44.319
might I mean, you might be
right, I just but I actually his

1359
01:28:44.520 --> 01:28:47.479
the psychology in that, and it's
like sometimes I used to go to summer

1360
01:28:47.520 --> 01:28:49.680
boxing with gloves. I was gonna
say exactly that. I used to go

1361
01:28:49.720 --> 01:28:53.199
to some shady ass parties where I
feel like I should bring my four once

1362
01:28:53.239 --> 01:28:55.800
gloves because like there would always be
fights breaking out and I'm like, all

1363
01:28:55.880 --> 01:28:58.880
right, just in case, you
have your gloves and you'll be fine.

1364
01:28:59.479 --> 01:29:04.560
Really, that is that is that
is nigga shit right there. That is

1365
01:29:04.760 --> 01:29:09.079
that is that is the kind of
dude that walks into the party with the

1366
01:29:09.199 --> 01:29:13.720
gun looking to start bullshit. I
hate the comes there because that the gun

1367
01:29:13.840 --> 01:29:15.479
is so zero to one hundred,
and that is how parties would be.

1368
01:29:15.520 --> 01:29:18.159
I don't know you've you've been to
parties like that before, of course because

1369
01:29:18.159 --> 01:29:21.399
you because you unfortunately go to parties
up where we rised to go to school.

1370
01:29:21.439 --> 01:29:24.479
I didn't party a lot at that
time, but like I've been to

1371
01:29:24.560 --> 01:29:27.319
like maybe like one or two and
that's what somebody comes here with a gun.

1372
01:29:27.439 --> 01:29:30.279
He starts like, this guy has
a gun. I ret saw a

1373
01:29:30.279 --> 01:29:31.039
guy with a gun in the barrow
once. I was like, I'm leaving.

1374
01:29:31.600 --> 01:29:35.920
I can. At the time of
the McDonald's time McDonald's when when we

1375
01:29:36.039 --> 01:29:41.520
got McDonald's afterwards too, and like
we were at like someplace in PK and

1376
01:29:41.600 --> 01:29:44.800
then someone had a gun and we
afterwards we drove back. That was like

1377
01:29:44.920 --> 01:29:47.000
that was at that club fifty two
or something or eighty, like I was.

1378
01:29:47.279 --> 01:29:50.359
I wasn't there that night, but
I remember hearing about that is dude,

1379
01:29:50.399 --> 01:29:54.119
we went to a pub. We
were all like eighteen. We shouldn't

1380
01:29:54.119 --> 01:29:56.560
have been there first and foremost nice, we shouldn't have been there. We

1381
01:29:56.600 --> 01:30:00.119
all went some dude started shooting and
I was in the place. I was

1382
01:30:00.199 --> 01:30:03.199
like, what's happening? And I
heard gunshots and I was like okay,

1383
01:30:03.279 --> 01:30:08.279
and I literally got down and I
command crawled out the door and got the

1384
01:30:08.439 --> 01:30:15.600
tools. Dude, I can't I
look man guns in in a video game

1385
01:30:15.680 --> 01:30:21.119
setting or TV or they're coolest ship
and really I hate the much. Really

1386
01:30:21.439 --> 01:30:25.239
they're kind of cringe. I hate
them, dude, I want to I'm

1387
01:30:25.640 --> 01:30:28.439
you know, as far as being
like a trolling antagonist, like I'm not

1388
01:30:28.800 --> 01:30:31.560
into that ship online. But one
thing that I will and love doing is

1389
01:30:31.640 --> 01:30:34.680
if there's a gun nut, I
love telling him the truth. And like

1390
01:30:34.760 --> 01:30:39.720
you're a fucking pussy. You're a
pussy because you feel insecure and you need

1391
01:30:39.800 --> 01:30:42.239
to walk I don't need to.
I don't feel like I need anything to

1392
01:30:42.319 --> 01:30:45.960
walk around and then just walk around
it you feel they're so scared you have

1393
01:30:46.079 --> 01:30:49.680
to have this fucking death machine.
Get the like cause I walk around with

1394
01:30:49.760 --> 01:30:54.920
pumpkin bombs. Yeah, you're cycle. See that's just cool. You're no,

1395
01:30:55.119 --> 01:30:56.800
no, no, no, he's
a psycho path But see that's just

1396
01:30:56.880 --> 01:31:00.439
cool. Like the idea of being
like God's Spider Man and throwing that into

1397
01:31:00.479 --> 01:31:04.359
a fucking room, like what is
it's the ones that turn people into skeletons

1398
01:31:04.399 --> 01:31:10.840
too, First and foremost the fact
that he had something that turned them and

1399
01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:12.760
that would have worked. Though,
Why didn't use that on Spider Man?

1400
01:31:12.800 --> 01:31:14.920
That would have worked on Spider Man? No, no, because he's too

1401
01:31:15.199 --> 01:31:20.439
spidery and strong. Spidery the skeleton
we fighters can't turn the skeletons because they're

1402
01:31:20.439 --> 01:31:24.840
already skeeltons. Yeah they got the
exo skeletons, yeah or something. They

1403
01:31:24.920 --> 01:31:30.560
don't at all. They're actually very
fleshy in comparison. But they're they're gay,

1404
01:31:30.640 --> 01:31:32.159
that's all I know. You know
what the spiders that are coming right,

1405
01:31:32.279 --> 01:31:35.600
you know about gay spiders. The
yellow the yellow hornet things. Yeah,

1406
01:31:35.600 --> 01:31:39.840
the yellow ones that are coming from
China. They're popping over here and

1407
01:31:39.880 --> 01:31:45.000
they're there. They fly, actually
they fly now, they glide, they

1408
01:31:45.119 --> 01:31:47.520
fly, they fly, they don't
fly. The ostensive if you're if you

1409
01:31:47.600 --> 01:31:50.479
can glide, but you're so light
that the wind can carry you, you

1410
01:31:50.520 --> 01:31:54.640
can you can ostensibly fly. Chris, you can't control where you're going,

1411
01:31:54.840 --> 01:31:56.960
Chris, do you know what you
need to be able to fly? It's

1412
01:31:57.159 --> 01:32:02.119
fine, No, you need wings, wings, things explain helicopters, sir,

1413
01:32:02.880 --> 01:32:09.479
you're right, you're right, like, you're right, flying squirrels,

1414
01:32:09.560 --> 01:32:12.800
flying fish. They can't actually fly, but we get it. They glide,

1415
01:32:13.000 --> 01:32:14.680
but we get it. Though.
Those are the things that do fly

1416
01:32:14.800 --> 01:32:17.760
withou wings that are not man,
not mechanical. Am an animal that flies

1417
01:32:17.760 --> 01:32:24.920
with our wings? My son out
the window when he was born. Yeah,

1418
01:32:25.000 --> 01:32:34.520
that's some extreme depression fall time.
It's not alive though, but it's

1419
01:32:34.520 --> 01:32:38.800
like a reverse I don't want to
hate you with like like a champagne bottle

1420
01:32:38.880 --> 01:32:41.439
or something like. This is more
of the podcast where Derek punches me in

1421
01:32:41.479 --> 01:32:44.560
the brain until my head goes away, and then like we play it seriously,

1422
01:32:44.600 --> 01:32:47.479
we just we just don't somebody with
a champagne bottle till it breaks,

1423
01:32:47.840 --> 01:32:54.720
Like you pound them until something goes
wrong and it's shatter the idea. I

1424
01:32:54.840 --> 01:32:58.079
hate that, like the visual of
that, Like I like the movie visual

1425
01:32:58.119 --> 01:33:03.439
of just shattering on impact, but
actual ive, those those sugar glass bottles

1426
01:33:03.479 --> 01:33:08.079
are so fucking We had, like
we had like so many of them because

1427
01:33:08.079 --> 01:33:11.880
I had them for like props and
videos. Well, yeah, because I

1428
01:33:12.000 --> 01:33:14.000
would, I'd use the fair bit
of them. I think I used all

1429
01:33:14.039 --> 01:33:17.079
them eventually. But there was like
this weird tradition that we had that one

1430
01:33:17.199 --> 01:33:20.760
VidCon where like people would come to
the house and I would hit them over

1431
01:33:20.800 --> 01:33:25.319
the head in the kitchen. There's
so many of those videos that are gone

1432
01:33:25.319 --> 01:33:28.279
now because I think they're on Twitter
other people's Twitter accounts. I have one

1433
01:33:28.800 --> 01:33:31.640
of you doing it to uh Casara
remember casaro Vera, right, Yeah,

1434
01:33:31.840 --> 01:33:33.840
but she told me. She was
like, she was like, this is

1435
01:33:33.960 --> 01:33:36.800
kind of hurt. Actually she said, it actually kind of hurt a little

1436
01:33:36.840 --> 01:33:40.800
bit. Well, you're being hit
with something, you know, it's not

1437
01:33:41.000 --> 01:33:45.000
does she die? Yeah? Right
after that, In fact, no,

1438
01:33:45.159 --> 01:33:46.199
she actually do it was you.
She was like, I got a wet

1439
01:33:46.239 --> 01:33:50.279
spot. It was fucking sad.
She actually, uh uh, she got

1440
01:33:50.720 --> 01:33:56.880
docks. She got docs around the
time because we used to do a streaming

1441
01:33:56.960 --> 01:34:00.680
show and we actually even made merch
for it too, And she got doxed

1442
01:34:01.119 --> 01:34:04.800
and it was by some like actually
we know the guy, I think,

1443
01:34:04.920 --> 01:34:11.239
oh no, alleged alleged she started
dating some guy uh in the scene and

1444
01:34:11.359 --> 01:34:15.039
then this guy's a fucking this guy's
a weirdo. I'll tell you off a

1445
01:34:15.159 --> 01:34:19.720
camera. And then allegedly he doxed
her and then got like you and then

1446
01:34:19.800 --> 01:34:25.920
she just stopped doing content. Apparently
she's around again doing Twitch streaming low key

1447
01:34:26.399 --> 01:34:29.640
and then like on TikTok and stuff. But not like she wasn't because she

1448
01:34:29.760 --> 01:34:32.520
was fucking talented. I found her
by chance. We're like you see weird

1449
01:34:33.159 --> 01:34:36.279
avatars on like Twitter and shit,
like you see so there's sometimes you see

1450
01:34:36.279 --> 01:34:41.560
a weird avatar that she was.
So she was around so briefly for me,

1451
01:34:41.600 --> 01:34:45.439
I don't even remember, like was
she doing like comedy or music stuff.

1452
01:34:45.479 --> 01:34:48.479
She was doing commentary like so she
was just good at like she was

1453
01:34:48.560 --> 01:34:51.840
a good editor. And actually she
did a couple of things for me.

1454
01:34:51.960 --> 01:34:56.079
Like I was in when I didn't
know a thing about motion tracking. I

1455
01:34:56.119 --> 01:35:02.560
would ask her to do it for
me. What's the next question? What's

1456
01:35:03.479 --> 01:35:08.560
that? Oh? Yeah, that's
what I read this guy's name and we

1457
01:35:08.880 --> 01:35:11.199
got off on a tangent to one
sock one she won, sock one she

1458
01:35:11.279 --> 01:35:14.119
wrote, and he says, hello
from Australia, your gay cut, your

1459
01:35:14.279 --> 01:35:16.560
your sexy cunts. Long time,
first time. These two questions have been

1460
01:35:16.560 --> 01:35:18.720
on my mind for the past three
years. I must have an answer.

1461
01:35:18.880 --> 01:35:24.319
Wow, understand the weight of what
I just said and what he just wrote.

1462
01:35:24.680 --> 01:35:27.039
He's had this question on his mind
for the last three years. Yeah,

1463
01:35:27.399 --> 01:35:32.039
question is his question is is Sweeny
gay? That's crazy? Imagine like

1464
01:35:32.239 --> 01:35:38.560
really wondering. Like this is a
very five month themed episode. It is

1465
01:35:38.560 --> 01:35:42.199
a very pride No, I am
not an active homosexual. Yeah, active,

1466
01:35:42.319 --> 01:35:45.039
but we all were retired. I'm
a retired home is. Actually we

1467
01:35:45.079 --> 01:35:48.000
didn't go on a tangent that we
would like that, though I would.

1468
01:35:48.119 --> 01:35:50.960
I wish I was gay. It'd
be easier I feel bad of breaking my

1469
01:35:51.039 --> 01:35:54.840
wife's heart right and be like,
hey, I don't like you anymore.

1470
01:35:54.920 --> 01:35:57.720
I like penis, but i'd also
feel free, you know what I mean,

1471
01:35:58.199 --> 01:36:00.119
Because I'd be like, because I
just want to like I don't know,

1472
01:36:00.239 --> 01:36:00.880
man, I just feel like what
you do would be all right,

1473
01:36:00.920 --> 01:36:04.800
Jojo, you gotta leave what I
do. You gotta pus you away from

1474
01:36:04.880 --> 01:36:08.560
me like a venis now. I
would tell like, we can be roomies

1475
01:36:08.640 --> 01:36:10.319
for a minute. I don't know, Like, if you want to sleep

1476
01:36:10.359 --> 01:36:12.880
on the couch, that's cool because
I'm back. You give her the couch,

1477
01:36:13.359 --> 01:36:15.600
Give her the couch. Still,
I'm gonna be bringing grind. I'm

1478
01:36:15.720 --> 01:36:21.479
be grind. I'll be like grind. You gotta make a choice either you

1479
01:36:21.760 --> 01:36:28.279
I need would rather be fucking dudes
loud and often in the living room or

1480
01:36:28.359 --> 01:36:30.199
in the bedroom. Dude, that
would make a choice. That's a good

1481
01:36:30.239 --> 01:36:33.720
boy. I would be yeah,
man, I'd be road roady, running

1482
01:36:33.800 --> 01:36:39.359
up on dicks. Man. It
would be queers of war in that war.

1483
01:36:40.039 --> 01:36:42.960
The idea Lily would be so heartbroken. If she was like, you're

1484
01:36:43.119 --> 01:36:45.880
gay, I'd be like, yeah, I'm very gay, dude. I'm

1485
01:36:45.000 --> 01:36:49.680
leaving you today. In fact,
you can keep all the ship. It's

1486
01:36:49.760 --> 01:36:54.279
gay too, so it's just gayness
in your house now. But like bye,

1487
01:36:54.560 --> 01:36:59.439
yeah, cry, she would But
then she'd get over. Eventually she'd

1488
01:36:59.479 --> 01:37:01.720
be homophon. That'd be that would
be funny. Like picture over the top.

1489
01:37:01.800 --> 01:37:04.439
You're like, you know what and
breaking the Mexicans. I hate I

1490
01:37:04.640 --> 01:37:15.720
hate gaze now beach, you fucking
I hate you. You fucking though,

1491
01:37:15.880 --> 01:37:21.319
I hate you and like Lily,
that's not nice. Me and my boyfriend

1492
01:37:21.359 --> 01:37:25.319
don't want to hear that. We
don't want to hear that's that's very If

1493
01:37:25.319 --> 01:37:30.199
I got married him immediately too,
she like you married this. I just

1494
01:37:30.319 --> 01:37:34.760
feel that all game we're getting married. That's why I didn't marry you because

1495
01:37:34.800 --> 01:37:41.960
I was gay. Yo, yo, it's coming together, it's coming together.

1496
01:37:42.119 --> 01:37:45.560
She would be so upset, definitely, she might even do like a

1497
01:37:45.880 --> 01:37:48.439
flip off a cliff Man. No, she would probably just be like racist

1498
01:37:48.439 --> 01:37:56.319
and gay. All these questions are
gay. That's what everything, Literally,

1499
01:37:56.399 --> 01:37:59.560
every single one. Like here's one
man, here's one from Uncle Reeman.

1500
01:37:59.680 --> 01:38:03.079
This was on June first. Uncle
Remus constantly singing the N word ron and

1501
01:38:03.159 --> 01:38:06.039
he says, if you were forced
to have gay sex with any cisgendered male

1502
01:38:06.079 --> 01:38:14.159
fictional character, regardless of their consent, surper, Now to who would you

1503
01:38:14.239 --> 01:38:18.680
want it to be? Look hot? Yeah? Loo card is a good

1504
01:38:18.720 --> 01:38:24.079
answer because he's so uh, he's
like feminine, feminine, so soft and

1505
01:38:24.159 --> 01:38:30.760
stuff. He's into it too,
because he was like, pretty Cloud looks

1506
01:38:30.760 --> 01:38:33.279
pretty supple. I don't know Cloud
annoys me, but he's you don't have

1507
01:38:33.319 --> 01:38:36.640
to listen to him, that's true. You're you're you're literally taking I'm gonna

1508
01:38:36.640 --> 01:38:42.159
tap him. I'm gonna tape his
mouth shut. So that's good. Definitely

1509
01:38:42.239 --> 01:38:47.279
a dominic Santiago just to say,
like I culture to say that culture you

1510
01:38:47.319 --> 01:38:56.079
know that dude, I'm pretty sure
he'd flip you around. Would My pelvic

1511
01:38:56.119 --> 01:39:00.680
straut is wild? Oh yeah,
like what are you doing? I'm pretty

1512
01:39:00.800 --> 01:39:05.319
sure Cole is probably as wide as
this table. Honestly, if we could

1513
01:39:05.319 --> 01:39:11.199
get like Gears running on that,
that'd be amazing, and it's happening that

1514
01:39:11.319 --> 01:39:14.880
that's the sound playing, like the
freaking the memories like that, dude,

1515
01:39:14.880 --> 01:39:18.319
I would since here. I would
love to play Gears or Queer's a little

1516
01:39:18.399 --> 01:39:23.079
more. Can I really can't believe. I can't believe that collection is not

1517
01:39:23.159 --> 01:39:25.880
kind like I know that they're probably
it's eventually, probably, I think,

1518
01:39:26.039 --> 01:39:28.279
no, But what is the what's
the what? Why is it not out?

1519
01:39:28.720 --> 01:39:30.760
Guess? My guess is because this
is a prequel, they're gonna want

1520
01:39:30.800 --> 01:39:33.319
to do that first and then maybe
do the collection afterwards, since it would

1521
01:39:33.359 --> 01:39:35.319
I understand on some level, but
at the same time, it's like,

1522
01:39:35.399 --> 01:39:39.520
yo, come on, I just
feel like that it hasn't been spoken about

1523
01:39:40.479 --> 01:39:43.760
yet, like the collection should have
been out for like five six years.

1524
01:39:44.119 --> 01:39:47.399
That's the thing that's weird. It's
like it's we've had these PC capabilities and

1525
01:39:47.520 --> 01:39:50.760
the and all, what does it
game Pass and all this ship for so

1526
01:39:51.039 --> 01:39:55.399
long? Now? How long game
Pass has been since? Fucking it launched

1527
01:39:55.399 --> 01:39:59.640
with Xbox One, didn't it?
Uh No, that was a twenty one,

1528
01:40:00.239 --> 01:40:03.319
twenty seventeen. Yeah, it was
like it was like I remember they

1529
01:40:03.359 --> 01:40:06.199
did a thing, so it was
probably like when the Destiny two's launch,

1530
01:40:06.279 --> 01:40:09.560
Like I remember it was like twenty
eighteen, twenty seventeen, I think is

1531
01:40:09.600 --> 01:40:13.119
when it started, okay, because
that was like later on the generation when

1532
01:40:13.119 --> 01:40:15.399
they realized they were fucked. They
were like, we gotta give everybody free

1533
01:40:15.439 --> 01:40:18.039
thinking. It definitely was an Xbox
when you're right, because that was everybody

1534
01:40:18.159 --> 01:40:21.960
was like, they have to do
something about this week and we're not.

1535
01:40:23.520 --> 01:40:28.800
Remember them showing fucking examples of you
watching TV on your Xbox. Yeah,

1536
01:40:28.800 --> 01:40:31.560
they really thought it was such a
really tragic about that too, is that

1537
01:40:31.720 --> 01:40:38.800
like they could have kept everything almost
the exact same, but just reversed the

1538
01:40:38.960 --> 01:40:41.399
order in which they showed it,
and it probably would have been okay,

1539
01:40:42.039 --> 01:40:45.119
because like the problem with that machine
wasn't like that you could watch TV through

1540
01:40:45.159 --> 01:40:48.399
it. That was probably kind of
cool, I guess, but like the

1541
01:40:48.479 --> 01:40:53.079
problem is that that was people's first. That was when they first showed it

1542
01:40:53.159 --> 01:40:58.199
off, like they were like,
this is the next generation. It's football

1543
01:40:59.119 --> 01:41:01.920
a gable but everything about it.
And then like three weeks later they had

1544
01:41:01.920 --> 01:41:04.319
their E three showcase when they had
all the games and stuff. But it's

1545
01:41:04.359 --> 01:41:09.439
like, dude, why did if
you just reversed literally, if you just

1546
01:41:09.560 --> 01:41:12.159
reversed it, they were just like, hey, look look at all these

1547
01:41:12.199 --> 01:41:14.159
games. And then later on it's
like, hey, look at all this

1548
01:41:14.239 --> 01:41:16.600
extra ship people. There's no shot
it would have been bad. It wouldn't

1549
01:41:16.600 --> 01:41:21.039
have been as bad. The problem
was first the not game sharing bullshit that

1550
01:41:21.239 --> 01:41:28.880
happened this They just they just said
so many dumb do that the easiest layup

1551
01:41:28.880 --> 01:41:31.920
in the world. By the way, they had a three sixty was crazy

1552
01:41:32.079 --> 01:41:34.960
insane. Fuk that up in a
way that I can't you you have to

1553
01:41:35.079 --> 01:41:39.159
try. I feel like you got
to be really you got to really not

1554
01:41:39.479 --> 01:41:43.720
understand the gaming community. They were
trying to expand when they didn't need to

1555
01:41:43.760 --> 01:41:48.000
do. They were they were selling
investor talking points to people this it is

1556
01:41:48.000 --> 01:41:53.039
going to appeal to everyone and it
and to be to their credit, they

1557
01:41:53.119 --> 01:41:57.279
are they were right like that everything
turned into that. Literally everything did turn

1558
01:41:57.359 --> 01:42:00.239
into that, and like you know, people do like what they are doing

1559
01:42:00.319 --> 01:42:02.840
is that they were seeing stats on
three sixty on Xbox lie that most people

1560
01:42:02.880 --> 01:42:05.840
who were engaging with the three sixty
were using it to watch Netflix and ship.

1561
01:42:06.199 --> 01:42:09.760
So it's like, okay, cool, yeah, cater to that for

1562
01:42:09.840 --> 01:42:14.119
sure, but don't cender. Don't
center your reveal around that that's supposed to

1563
01:42:14.119 --> 01:42:16.119
come later. Get people in with
the games and then and then like they'll

1564
01:42:16.359 --> 01:42:19.319
use it for I still use my
fucking Xbox for like that's my main media

1565
01:42:19.359 --> 01:42:23.840
hub really, but like that,
what every could you do? Unveiling it?

1566
01:42:24.119 --> 01:42:27.039
So became that that's the thing,
Like people are like mad, I'm

1567
01:42:27.079 --> 01:42:30.680
like the x the PS three became
that the PSA. But it's just you

1568
01:42:30.720 --> 01:42:32.720
know, they like you. It
wasn't the focus, but like, let's

1569
01:42:33.319 --> 01:42:36.439
branding, branding, branding, branding, branding, branding, the fact that

1570
01:42:36.600 --> 01:42:41.279
everyone was like Xbox one, like
they're all in one Xbox one, and

1571
01:42:41.640 --> 01:42:44.600
like what bad name? Excuse me? And then it looked like a VCR

1572
01:42:44.960 --> 01:42:46.680
and I'm just like, oh,
well, you know, yeah, you

1573
01:42:46.760 --> 01:42:51.760
can't. It was Well, the
thing is, it was just all of

1574
01:42:51.800 --> 01:42:55.920
that would have been fine if they
just didn't unvail. Like the first impressions

1575
01:42:55.960 --> 01:42:59.880
are everything that's the problem. That's
like they fucked it up so bad.

1576
01:43:00.239 --> 01:43:04.199
And also the connect being forced into
the box, just like the way they

1577
01:43:04.239 --> 01:43:08.840
handled a connect, just so many
dumb things. And I watched on I'm

1578
01:43:08.880 --> 01:43:12.359
sorry, look at look at man? Why it didn't read black people like,

1579
01:43:12.439 --> 01:43:17.279
actually what happened? Well, we
know marketing. When marketing, the

1580
01:43:17.319 --> 01:43:21.079
most important thing is brand recognition and
the name. The name is the most

1581
01:43:21.119 --> 01:43:24.880
important thing of all. It is
the most important thing for a movie.

1582
01:43:25.039 --> 01:43:27.359
One of the reasons say, like, you know, Furiosa get it done

1583
01:43:27.399 --> 01:43:30.199
a lot better if it was Mad
Max or whatever, even though it was

1584
01:43:30.239 --> 01:43:35.000
really good. So the thing is
everybody was expecting Placeastion figured it out immediately,

1585
01:43:35.159 --> 01:43:38.920
all right, we're just just gonna
go by numbers. Is great.

1586
01:43:39.319 --> 01:43:42.479
So then you thought the logical conclusion
for Xbox will be the same fucking thing

1587
01:43:42.520 --> 01:43:45.319
and that they're doing now turned into
three sixty. We're gonna do something.

1588
01:43:45.680 --> 01:43:47.560
I even thought like, all right, maybe instead of doing like maybe if

1589
01:43:47.560 --> 01:43:50.399
they want to jump ahead and kind
of like you know, it's called Halo

1590
01:43:50.520 --> 01:43:54.079
infinite. I was just like,
it should be Xbox Infinite. They could

1591
01:43:54.159 --> 01:43:58.520
literally do. It could have been
anything after that that wasn't a number would

1592
01:43:58.600 --> 01:44:00.840
be fine, seventy done. It
would have been a little bit too lame.

1593
01:44:00.920 --> 01:44:03.520
But I feel like if you want
to, like, okay, three

1594
01:44:03.640 --> 01:44:08.039
sixty, if you want to go
ten eighty, whatever. But I was

1595
01:44:08.079 --> 01:44:09.680
just saying, like, if you
want to just be like no, the

1596
01:44:09.800 --> 01:44:14.279
infinite possibilities or something, I would
just think Xbox Infinite or something even something

1597
01:44:14.319 --> 01:44:17.359
that just a cool name. Even
the code names that they had for those

1598
01:44:17.439 --> 01:44:20.119
machines were better than the ones that
they like that was like Scarlet or whatever.

1599
01:44:20.119 --> 01:44:27.199
It was scarlet and like uh scort
and like and and even fucking the

1600
01:44:27.319 --> 01:44:30.640
connect was like I remember when they
unveiled it was like Project Natal or something.

1601
01:44:30.680 --> 01:44:33.479
It was like, Okay, that's
interesting, but like they just suck

1602
01:44:33.600 --> 01:44:36.840
up everything they really it was.
It was it was really impressive. It's

1603
01:44:36.880 --> 01:44:41.319
an impressive thing to like Xbox one
that I'm like, oh my god,

1604
01:44:41.399 --> 01:44:44.920
we already have and now and now
you forced everybody. And I hate this

1605
01:44:45.079 --> 01:44:46.640
with with games in general that are
doing this now too. Or if I

1606
01:44:46.640 --> 01:44:50.399
want to say a model one for
it two there is there is now for

1607
01:44:50.560 --> 01:44:55.119
some people they have to be like
what are you talking about? Right?

1608
01:44:55.239 --> 01:44:58.279
Yeah, like and and it's like
now I'm forced to say original. I

1609
01:44:58.319 --> 01:45:00.319
can say original Xbox. I've accept
did it next Box Original? It's fine,

1610
01:45:00.399 --> 01:45:03.399
Yeah, I will say I will
say props to them because like they're

1611
01:45:03.479 --> 01:45:08.119
really the only platform where like I've
bought digital games on that platform on the

1612
01:45:08.159 --> 01:45:11.119
three sixty in like two thousand and
eight, and I still have them and

1613
01:45:11.239 --> 01:45:13.600
I can download them to my machine. Still, yeah, that's it's not

1614
01:45:13.720 --> 01:45:16.720
true, Like PlayStation doesn't have that. That's true. Nintendo definitely Nintendo refuse

1615
01:45:16.800 --> 01:45:20.239
that. The thing about Nintendo's that
if they just are like for like,

1616
01:45:20.319 --> 01:45:24.600
if they did like one month,
where're like, hey, guys, virtual

1617
01:45:24.640 --> 01:45:28.479
cons for one month, all the
GBA game Boy evans, the game of

1618
01:45:28.479 --> 01:45:30.560
games are available for one month on
a play on the website, you know

1619
01:45:30.600 --> 01:45:33.560
how much money they would make they
make a lot of money, like like

1620
01:45:33.720 --> 01:45:40.199
that month of sales would be like
unprecedented. The thing that but they won't

1621
01:45:40.279 --> 01:45:42.479
do it. The thing that's weird
to go with, Like you always talk

1622
01:45:42.479 --> 01:45:45.600
about leaving money on the table.
That's the thing that does baffle me as

1623
01:45:45.680 --> 01:45:49.239
companies where I almost feel like at
a certain point they're making so much money

1624
01:45:49.359 --> 01:45:53.439
that they just don't care to even
divert from what they're doing at all,

1625
01:45:54.079 --> 01:45:57.199
even though it would say, like
already making so much money, you think

1626
01:45:57.279 --> 01:46:01.560
that maximizing profits is always the game
of like every company, but some I

1627
01:46:01.680 --> 01:46:08.159
just think like we're good, like
we're making so much money that like that

1628
01:46:08.520 --> 01:46:12.319
extra money that we're gonna make is
kind of insignificant, like you know so,

1629
01:46:12.600 --> 01:46:15.119
and then like but you're like you
would please us so much, don't

1630
01:46:15.199 --> 01:46:20.000
you like us the people that are
making you billions or whatever? The fuck

1631
01:46:20.079 --> 01:46:26.000
up? Stupid dumb and you're dumb
if you if you stop giving us money,

1632
01:46:26.079 --> 01:46:29.159
maybe who you change? You're fucking
stupid. The thing about that is

1633
01:46:29.199 --> 01:46:31.760
that what happened is that we don't
ever have the willpower to do that show

1634
01:46:31.800 --> 01:46:35.279
we don't collectively we're fucked. We're
I mean, like you know, like

1635
01:46:35.359 --> 01:46:39.600
you talk about politics, just look
at the landscape and we can't come together.

1636
01:46:39.720 --> 01:46:43.399
It makes me sad because we can't
do it. The people we are

1637
01:46:43.560 --> 01:46:46.840
now would have not done the civil
rights movement that makes me so sad.

1638
01:46:47.000 --> 01:46:50.439
Right like the current US right now
would have not march. We would have

1639
01:46:50.479 --> 01:46:54.600
not got holes down, we would
have not stopped taking a bus. We

1640
01:46:54.600 --> 01:46:59.479
would have not got attacked by dogs. That is so fucking true that that's

1641
01:46:59.520 --> 01:47:02.640
when they're like, you guys have
no spirit. They're right, actually right,

1642
01:47:02.960 --> 01:47:06.560
yeah we don't. I mean,
look man, yeah I do.

1643
01:47:08.119 --> 01:47:10.199
We live in a world now we're
like and honest sand violence is not the

1644
01:47:10.239 --> 01:47:13.039
answer. But back in ten I
would have done it. Now where I'm

1645
01:47:13.039 --> 01:47:15.920
at now, I wouldn't do it
where I'm at right now. If I

1646
01:47:15.000 --> 01:47:18.800
saw such injustices in my own front
yard, I would want to do it

1647
01:47:19.159 --> 01:47:23.880
right. But the people that were
like, oh, I can just ignore

1648
01:47:23.920 --> 01:47:26.640
it, this is not a problem
out there still doing it, I will

1649
01:47:26.680 --> 01:47:31.319
say, which is like insane.
I will say the situation is different purely

1650
01:47:31.399 --> 01:47:33.880
because it's like they can say it's
like, oh, we marsh whatever.

1651
01:47:33.920 --> 01:47:36.880
It's like yeah, but you have
a different set of you. You literally

1652
01:47:36.960 --> 01:47:40.880
lived in a different reality. If
you were here, you wouldn't be doing

1653
01:47:40.880 --> 01:47:43.159
anything either. Like if you had
this exact situation, if you had this

1654
01:47:43.279 --> 01:47:45.159
exact setup of like you, you
wouldn't do the same thing that you did.

1655
01:47:45.359 --> 01:47:47.960
Yeah, but if the same things
were happening, we still wouldn't do

1656
01:47:47.960 --> 01:47:51.119
anything. What do you mean we
are people, we've grown so apathetic.

1657
01:47:51.279 --> 01:47:54.399
No, what I mean is like
if you took our generation and put it

1658
01:47:54.399 --> 01:47:57.159
in the sixties and just like from
birth and just raise them there, they

1659
01:47:57.159 --> 01:47:59.560
would I feel like it was just
because they would just do the same thing

1660
01:48:00.159 --> 01:48:02.399
again. Yeah, yeah, a
lot of us will get fucking sway because

1661
01:48:02.399 --> 01:48:04.640
all of us are probably wait shit, and we think they are probaby get

1662
01:48:04.680 --> 01:48:09.119
swayed into being like I'm a biggot
whatever, like whatever, I was gonna

1663
01:48:09.119 --> 01:48:13.039
be racist, you know, Yeah, it's it's we live in a fun,

1664
01:48:13.319 --> 01:48:15.560
distraught DM road And he says,
hello homosexual Caucasians. My question is

1665
01:48:15.760 --> 01:48:17.840
if you could come hard enough to
kill a person, would you do it?

1666
01:48:17.920 --> 01:48:23.159
Yes? Yes, yes, absolutely. I would go to bathroom stalls

1667
01:48:23.199 --> 01:48:25.319
and I'd be like, I'm not
going to make what happened. I'd blow

1668
01:48:25.359 --> 01:48:30.039
the head, let my fucking coat
blow hold of the fucking stall. That's

1669
01:48:30.119 --> 01:48:31.840
dangerous, man. You got all
that DNA all the place, what,

1670
01:48:32.399 --> 01:48:35.640
Yeah, but where it would end
up would be they would they wouldn't be

1671
01:48:35.680 --> 01:48:40.600
able to find out where it is. But when it comes to it's uh

1672
01:48:40.920 --> 01:48:44.760
like fingerprints and stuff like that.
Uh, if you're not in the database,

1673
01:48:44.760 --> 01:48:46.199
they wouldn't know it's you. Right, That's how it works, right,

1674
01:48:46.319 --> 01:48:49.680
I feel like everybody's in a database
though, right well now actually yeah,

1675
01:48:50.039 --> 01:48:55.439
yeah, probably now even though I've
never like, uh, I've never

1676
01:48:55.680 --> 01:48:58.880
like been arrested to give my stuff, there's I mean, I've committed several

1677
01:48:58.920 --> 01:49:00.880
crimes. I'm sure I've done.
Oh wait no, so me being I

1678
01:49:00.960 --> 01:49:04.239
had to get customs US customs plans
to work at the airport. They have

1679
01:49:04.359 --> 01:49:06.840
all my ship. Yeah, because
you're looking at me and have fingerprints,

1680
01:49:06.880 --> 01:49:11.680
it's like I'll never find me and
it's nothing. There's nothing there. I

1681
01:49:11.760 --> 01:49:16.439
mean, you can you can might
be crazy. I'm not that anyone that.

1682
01:49:16.600 --> 01:49:19.760
Like if you're talking to someone and
you notice that stop talking, yeah

1683
01:49:19.800 --> 01:49:21.800
immediately, I'm like, I don't
know, Like, what the fuck are

1684
01:49:21.840 --> 01:49:26.000
you doing, Patsy for something?
Right now? Already? What are you

1685
01:49:26.159 --> 01:49:29.520
doing that you don't need fingerprints.
What the fuck are you up to?

1686
01:49:30.119 --> 01:49:38.119
That's uh hayo. Oh uh what
is this called? Calandro sucks toes running

1687
01:49:38.640 --> 01:49:41.600
king. He says, Heyo,
beautiful boys, what's the weirdest thing you

1688
01:49:41.680 --> 01:49:45.399
ever masturbated to? I want to
I want to talk about it. Weirdest

1689
01:49:45.479 --> 01:49:47.359
thing. I want to talk about
it. Answer right now, answer right

1690
01:49:47.399 --> 01:49:50.399
now. It's directed to you.
Why, Well, it's a hao,

1691
01:49:51.000 --> 01:49:55.039
it's all of us, he said, swing specifically. I don't know.

1692
01:49:56.159 --> 01:50:00.279
Let me think, uh, mine
is in Well, it's weird to me

1693
01:50:00.399 --> 01:50:03.960
now, but at the time as
a kid, I had a picture of

1694
01:50:04.720 --> 01:50:08.680
it was it was some of the
Street Fighter and the S and K women,

1695
01:50:09.520 --> 01:50:14.479
So it was like my But it's
like I wouldn't do it now because

1696
01:50:14.520 --> 01:50:16.079
like I just don't find like cartoon. I just don't. I don't.

1697
01:50:16.399 --> 01:50:19.479
I don't get like aroused, Like
I don't want to jack off the cartoons

1698
01:50:19.520 --> 01:50:21.399
and yeah, you lose it,
you lose the fiver ever, like,

1699
01:50:21.960 --> 01:50:25.399
yeah, the weirdest thing for me
is like I had I had a really

1700
01:50:25.520 --> 01:50:31.960
like high resolution photo of the Hindenburg
disaster, and eight weeks it was like

1701
01:50:32.079 --> 01:50:34.960
my go to. It was so
hard seeing that I just couldn't. I

1702
01:50:35.039 --> 01:50:38.800
couldn't get over it. You're you're
the fall down. I can't walk kind

1703
01:50:38.840 --> 01:50:44.479
of hard, like your big is
full of I was incapacitated. I want

1704
01:50:44.520 --> 01:50:45.520
to I want to tell you guys, but you guys are not gonna let

1705
01:50:45.560 --> 01:50:50.159
me finish, and it's gonna be
terrible finish. I'm not going to.

1706
01:50:51.800 --> 01:50:55.359
There was this really hot girl when
I was the Chipmunk movies that was a

1707
01:50:55.479 --> 01:51:01.560
human. She was a human,
and I differs at least once, and

1708
01:51:01.960 --> 01:51:05.960
afterwards, I was like, I
really gotta stop. Was she like sexy

1709
01:51:06.039 --> 01:51:09.560
at all? Like she was?
But like no, I mean, like,

1710
01:51:09.880 --> 01:51:12.560
was she like any was there anything
about her that was like actually supposed

1711
01:51:12.560 --> 01:51:15.279
to be? Really, she's just
like a regular. It was a girl

1712
01:51:15.359 --> 01:51:17.000
that wasn't wearing a bra in a
movie that I saw. She just looked

1713
01:51:17.000 --> 01:51:19.840
like she would be nice to you. Did she at least have nipples protruding

1714
01:51:19.920 --> 01:51:23.920
from her? Okay? Okay,
I kind of guts, like what is

1715
01:51:24.000 --> 01:51:27.279
because even to me as an adult, that hottest fuck to me, Like

1716
01:51:27.520 --> 01:51:33.079
dude. The pulling myself out of
gooonery was one of the hardest missions of

1717
01:51:33.199 --> 01:51:38.079
my life. It's difficult. I
had to, like, like reaching down

1718
01:51:38.119 --> 01:51:41.319
in the abyssing Grandmas off like we
can get out of this, and yanking

1719
01:51:41.439 --> 01:51:45.600
myself out of the venom ESQ guitar, like I was the web that pulled

1720
01:51:45.760 --> 01:51:48.640
Spider Man, that pulled Eddie Brock
out of Venom and Spider Man three.

1721
01:51:48.800 --> 01:51:51.039
I was, and I was like, I got you, we can get

1722
01:51:51.039 --> 01:51:55.159
out. He was like, no, I like it here. I like

1723
01:51:55.239 --> 01:51:59.119
it here. I like when my
room smells like that's, oh my god,

1724
01:51:59.199 --> 01:52:01.640
that is raze. It comes so
much in a room that it smelled,

1725
01:52:01.720 --> 01:52:04.960
it takes on the odors insane.
That's like that makes me want to

1726
01:52:05.000 --> 01:52:08.279
pound on the desk. That's all
upsetting. That is like just if I

1727
01:52:08.720 --> 01:52:12.279
if I walked in and smelt come
in my room, I'd be just so

1728
01:52:12.520 --> 01:52:15.600
fucking mad. Like it's just my
bed sheet would not drape on me,

1729
01:52:15.680 --> 01:52:20.359
would just be hard. It's like
a it's like a cave before an action

1730
01:52:20.520 --> 01:52:24.960
figuring out. It's just like a
hard It's so funny. It's not even

1731
01:52:25.000 --> 01:52:27.319
like it would be like like an
offensive smell. Just be like, this

1732
01:52:27.479 --> 01:52:30.000
is not what should be here,
This is not like, this is not

1733
01:52:30.199 --> 01:52:32.800
okay. The context of this is
not alright. There just comes to I

1734
01:52:32.840 --> 01:52:35.520
gotta tell you that would probably be
the ultimately, Like say, if I

1735
01:52:35.600 --> 01:52:41.399
walked into my friend's house or something
and I smell come, I I would

1736
01:52:41.439 --> 01:52:45.039
immediately like just walk the funk out
and be like mad, like, just

1737
01:52:45.399 --> 01:52:48.960
you come, I just smell your
CM you piece of ship. You assaulted

1738
01:52:49.039 --> 01:52:55.079
me, kind of hate. You
forced yourself on me, and I've never

1739
01:52:55.319 --> 01:52:59.279
I would never do that to you. That's what I imagine. That's like

1740
01:52:59.479 --> 01:53:02.319
probably asthmen gold Like, it's probably
like like a portion of his house with

1741
01:53:02.920 --> 01:53:05.800
his house he works at, right, Dude. When I saw the when

1742
01:53:05.840 --> 01:53:09.760
I saw, dude, I've I've
been messy before in my room before.

1743
01:53:10.720 --> 01:53:14.239
Seeing that was mind blowing. I
was like, this is insane. Did

1744
01:53:14.279 --> 01:53:16.720
you see did you see? Uh? So there was something that went viral?

1745
01:53:18.039 --> 01:53:24.159
Uh there's something that went viral,
like say, uh, let me

1746
01:53:24.239 --> 01:53:29.960
see you keep your place like that? Dude. It's it's really crazy.

1747
01:53:30.479 --> 01:53:32.680
That's he has to be single?
Dude. Well, I don't know.

1748
01:53:32.760 --> 01:53:35.439
He's got money. He's had like
some yeah exactly, he's had some pretty

1749
01:53:35.760 --> 01:53:39.840
girls. You know, they look
like booby streamers or whatever. They live

1750
01:53:39.880 --> 01:53:43.720
with him. I don't know.
They definitely not because if you live with

1751
01:53:43.800 --> 01:53:45.800
a girl. That's that's that's the
thing that switches d that switched off immediately

1752
01:53:46.159 --> 01:53:50.359
the moment you have the space with
a woman at least that's any relatively clean

1753
01:53:55.079 --> 01:53:58.800
all Right, you don't agree.
I don't agree, only because I'm also

1754
01:53:58.920 --> 01:54:02.119
clean? What if you are like
that? If you are, like it's

1755
01:54:02.119 --> 01:54:05.239
the one thing that in fact,
most women that I've lived with it compared

1756
01:54:05.439 --> 01:54:09.520
comparatively to you, I've been like
like I've been like, yo, can

1757
01:54:09.600 --> 01:54:13.039
you fucking can you clean that?
Compared to you? Yeah, because you're

1758
01:54:13.119 --> 01:54:15.039
you're very You're a cleanly, very
cleanly person, like I'm a dude.

1759
01:54:15.079 --> 01:54:18.960
So like before living with Lily,
I definitely wasn't the cleanliest. Now I

1760
01:54:19.039 --> 01:54:21.840
get ankles with bases aren't cleanly,
Yeah, because I'm like, oh,

1761
01:54:23.000 --> 01:54:25.600
she's gonna yell. That's the anxiety. And that's the anxiety that I would

1762
01:54:25.600 --> 01:54:28.279
feel when we all live together and
things were like messy. I was like,

1763
01:54:28.359 --> 01:54:31.600
why the fuck is there food there? Yeah? I'm like I'm like

1764
01:54:31.680 --> 01:54:35.039
literally like when I insane, Like
when when I go to Bend the Mean's

1765
01:54:35.039 --> 01:54:38.159
house and I like, you,
like we're hanging out and like we see

1766
01:54:38.159 --> 01:54:40.600
that I see like the like if
you're out of food, right and there's

1767
01:54:40.600 --> 01:54:45.079
food like in the kitchen, I
get nervous because nervous and I'm like,

1768
01:54:46.960 --> 01:54:48.439
I was like, I don't want
to have to clean this ship later.

1769
01:54:48.520 --> 01:54:50.600
Oh my god, here we're going. I don't live here anymore, Thank

1770
01:54:50.640 --> 01:54:55.239
fucking god. Oh because you lived
Okay, I see, so you have

1771
01:54:55.359 --> 01:54:58.000
like because you've lived there. So
it's like, so you remember having the

1772
01:54:58.039 --> 01:55:00.159
responsibility. Yeah, you don't live
there anymore. But the like, I

1773
01:55:00.199 --> 01:55:03.199
still a psychological that makes that makes
more sense. I think you just like

1774
01:55:03.239 --> 01:55:06.960
at a friend's house in general,
like you get nervousing their kitchen. That's

1775
01:55:08.039 --> 01:55:10.640
kind of crazy, you know,
I just get like annoyed. I definitely

1776
01:55:10.640 --> 01:55:15.720
get annoyed by like filth. But
I luckily most everyone I know is cleanly.

1777
01:55:15.840 --> 01:55:18.359
I don't. I don't have any
like filthy fucking friends, and I've

1778
01:55:18.560 --> 01:55:21.279
I have, uh, you know, when I was dating around back in

1779
01:55:21.319 --> 01:55:27.520
the day, Uh, one of
my uh, this fucking tiny ass,

1780
01:55:27.560 --> 01:55:30.239
fucking little black chick that I dated, she's just so tidy and she had

1781
01:55:30.399 --> 01:55:33.800
her friend was Oh my god,
it was the worst apartment I've ever seen

1782
01:55:33.840 --> 01:55:39.560
in my fucking life. The sink
look like I don't know. Silent Hill

1783
01:55:39.600 --> 01:55:42.920
Ship, I don't know. It's
because it was messy. It was like

1784
01:55:43.079 --> 01:55:46.960
green women. Women are shockingly filthy
with their places sometimes sometimes if it's if

1785
01:55:47.000 --> 01:55:53.359
it's women living together, hair it
can get back. It's everywhere there was

1786
01:55:53.439 --> 01:55:58.920
hair fucking has hair in it.
No one seems to care. I'm like,

1787
01:55:59.000 --> 01:56:00.319
you got you can buy a little
thing that will catch the hair,

1788
01:56:00.640 --> 01:56:05.000
or just have fucking courtesy. Yeah, there's that, the basic courtesy of

1789
01:56:05.119 --> 01:56:08.359
just like, oh I just showered. Let me like like I under like,

1790
01:56:08.399 --> 01:56:11.319
I understand, like like you having
dishes in the sink, you know,

1791
01:56:11.560 --> 01:56:13.960
like because I've done it, Like
I'm not gonna have like letting the

1792
01:56:14.000 --> 01:56:16.279
sink build up. But to the
point there's like mold and ship like that's

1793
01:56:16.399 --> 01:56:21.039
dude, I've seen, Dude,
I have seen. I have seen pads

1794
01:56:23.359 --> 01:56:30.000
on top of the toilet, on
the tank used there's not even not even

1795
01:56:30.039 --> 01:56:34.000
remotely kidding. Just like, never
I came over, you're I'm friends with

1796
01:56:34.079 --> 01:56:40.600
you. First off, how dare
you like, like, how could you

1797
01:56:40.640 --> 01:56:44.199
possibly be this comfortable doing thiscause no
one ever took my thing is that you

1798
01:56:44.439 --> 01:56:48.359
like even having people seen that,
I've never seen this now that you say

1799
01:56:48.399 --> 01:56:51.520
that, I've seen it one time
over It's not that hard to clean afterwards,

1800
01:56:51.600 --> 01:56:55.079
Like like I had Criss over this
early this week and we cooked and

1801
01:56:55.119 --> 01:56:58.520
everything, and then we just spent
like a half an hour cleaning it.

1802
01:56:58.840 --> 01:57:01.119
Like because I think we overclean at
my house sometimes I feel clean sounds like

1803
01:57:01.159 --> 01:57:05.319
it sounds like overclean. But to
just clean up after like a day or

1804
01:57:05.319 --> 01:57:09.439
two is not hard. It's really, it's fine. It's really. Here's

1805
01:57:09.479 --> 01:57:12.359
the thing. Here's the thing.
It's it's fine to be to have a

1806
01:57:12.560 --> 01:57:16.239
mess, right, mess is one
thing, phil Filth is something else.

1807
01:57:16.279 --> 01:57:19.079
That's how you get that's when you
graduated. Well, that's you grew up

1808
01:57:19.119 --> 01:57:24.039
that way. So then it's like, say the women that leave the pageant

1809
01:57:24.039 --> 01:57:27.800
around, they obviously grew up that
way. They just they literally it does

1810
01:57:27.920 --> 01:57:30.479
not compute in their minds that there's
anything wrong with that. Imagine you fine,

1811
01:57:30.520 --> 01:57:32.920
but I don't know how you get
the filth. Imagine you grew up

1812
01:57:32.920 --> 01:57:35.439
that way you were that story you
told in the last episode where you shot

1813
01:57:35.520 --> 01:57:42.680
your pants. Of course, I'll
never forget that moment, do you remember.

1814
01:57:44.840 --> 01:57:49.800
Imagine imagine removing those clothes, bawling
them up and putting them on top

1815
01:57:49.920 --> 01:57:53.720
of it, on top of the
fucking toilet tank. I put it in

1816
01:57:53.800 --> 01:57:56.920
a toilet. Take on my grandma
youth. She would have dog I would

1817
01:57:56.960 --> 01:58:00.560
have died. She would have bloodyled
me. She would have brother would be

1818
01:58:00.600 --> 01:58:03.079
and put me in front of my
house. I'm the front of a ship.

1819
01:58:03.319 --> 01:58:08.680
Yeah. She would have drawn a
corner to you. She would like,

1820
01:58:08.760 --> 01:58:10.680
Kingston, are you serious? And
I'm like, I'm sorry, Grandma,

1821
01:58:10.680 --> 01:58:13.279
I didn't know where to put my
shitty pi. She would have did

1822
01:58:13.319 --> 01:58:19.800
it herself somehow. I was thinking
she was somehow drawnk like she clothed herself.

1823
01:58:21.319 --> 01:58:26.119
She just takes She just takes turns
on every limb. So she just

1824
01:58:26.359 --> 01:58:31.560
yanks so hard and then it pops
off. It pops off like a fucking

1825
01:58:31.760 --> 01:58:38.239
toy, like a dragon. That
is strength, man, that is straight.

1826
01:58:39.319 --> 01:58:46.680
There's no bon there's a muscle.
Whoa so fucking cool, dude.

1827
01:58:48.239 --> 01:58:51.960
She just grabs me, pops my
head off. Yeah, I think she

1828
01:58:53.000 --> 01:58:55.680
would summon that, like if you
saw I think I would be able to

1829
01:58:55.720 --> 01:58:59.279
do that too, though, if
I saw shitty draws just sitting in on

1830
01:58:59.439 --> 01:59:05.479
the toilet on the commit full of
ship, full of ship in the bathroom

1831
01:59:05.520 --> 01:59:09.680
that everybody uses. You're not seeing
fall out where the armor of power crushes

1832
01:59:09.720 --> 01:59:14.880
the guy's head. Come here.
I think I'm turning into like like the

1833
01:59:15.079 --> 01:59:20.720
Juggernaut. I think I'm like I'm
summoning magic to just become like I'm destroying

1834
01:59:20.800 --> 01:59:25.560
everything that point, I'm destroying everything. I think I'm I think I'm becoming

1835
01:59:25.640 --> 01:59:30.800
the joker. I think you just
start laughing and I someone saying that,

1836
01:59:31.119 --> 01:59:36.039
I think I joker. I think
I'm the joker. I think I think

1837
01:59:36.079 --> 01:59:41.880
I made laughing. I think I'm
becoming the joker. I think that's a

1838
01:59:41.960 --> 01:59:45.199
wild dude. But I get I
get being it because being a teenage boy,

1839
01:59:45.279 --> 01:59:47.479
less ship bothers you, you're you're
so focused on dumb things that bothered

1840
01:59:47.479 --> 01:59:50.600
me always. I mean, I
would clean up when there's a met when

1841
01:59:50.640 --> 01:59:53.880
it's like a big mess, I
would clean up, But like my boundary

1842
01:59:53.920 --> 01:59:56.680
to the point where I clean up
was way higher before. That's the thing

1843
01:59:56.720 --> 01:59:58.720
it was. I did a couple
of like gross things when I was a

1844
01:59:58.760 --> 02:00:01.479
teenager. I remember I remember this
one time because I almost wanted to explain

1845
02:00:01.560 --> 02:00:06.880
to my mom because I had this
shirt and I don't I was eating something

1846
02:00:06.960 --> 02:00:10.600
I don't remember that left like a
bad taste in my mouth. And I

1847
02:00:10.600 --> 02:00:13.560
didn't spit out any food, but
I just like spit on one of my

1848
02:00:13.680 --> 02:00:15.600
shirts. It was on the floor. My shirt was on the floor,

1849
02:00:15.600 --> 02:00:17.079
and I'm like ah, and I
was like kind of just spit on the

1850
02:00:17.159 --> 02:00:20.000
shirt, and I was like I
was gonna I was It was a graphic

1851
02:00:20.079 --> 02:00:23.119
shirt that I made and it was
shitty. I was thinking about, like

1852
02:00:23.119 --> 02:00:25.960
I'm gonna throw it away eventually.
I didn't get to it right away,

1853
02:00:26.800 --> 02:00:29.680
and my mom had one of those
days where she just like wanted to clean

1854
02:00:29.760 --> 02:00:30.920
my room. I guess I don't
know if she was being nosy. She

1855
02:00:31.159 --> 02:00:36.039
rarely did that. So but that
the dry spin on the shirt looked like

1856
02:00:36.119 --> 02:00:41.079
it was probably dry comb like it
probably looked because like it because who normally

1857
02:00:41.159 --> 02:00:45.079
spits on a shirt? Right,
it's a very that like somebody, But

1858
02:00:45.239 --> 02:00:49.039
I imagine it's probably no different than
like people using their socks and shit.

1859
02:00:50.079 --> 02:00:53.199
So like I'm thinking in my head, I'm like, oh, no,

1860
02:00:53.279 --> 02:00:57.600
she probably thinks I came in on
my shirt and like that that idea didn't

1861
02:00:57.920 --> 02:01:00.039
wash it, just left it then, Yeah, so the is it just

1862
02:01:00.119 --> 02:01:04.399
like your comb shirt? I'm not
having a cumb shirt that looks tie diyed.

1863
02:01:04.520 --> 02:01:11.079
But I'm sure people it's like,
it's like, what the fun why

1864
02:01:13.479 --> 02:01:18.439
shades of whitish pink and red,
shades of white and price red, and

1865
02:01:18.560 --> 02:01:23.000
it's crazy. But yeah, people
stands on its own. You hear about

1866
02:01:23.039 --> 02:01:25.039
like jes rags and stuff. So
I was just like, oh no,

1867
02:01:25.239 --> 02:01:29.439
she probably thinks because I was always
just a tissue cleenex guy, Like just

1868
02:01:29.600 --> 02:01:31.920
why then wouldn't you that was my
mirror kind of guy. Then I came,

1869
02:01:32.319 --> 02:01:35.840
and then I came so much at
my mirror to the point that it

1870
02:01:35.960 --> 02:01:40.920
looked like it was fine. I
thought you're gonna say, I think it

1871
02:01:40.960 --> 02:01:45.159
came so much on your mirror that
it began to look like you my mirror

1872
02:01:45.319 --> 02:01:53.920
became me whatever on your mirror.
The the cleaning that up you don't.

1873
02:01:54.600 --> 02:01:57.000
You don't clean up. You come
on it to the point that it coats

1874
02:01:57.079 --> 02:02:01.359
over. So then the is yet
again reflects that almost laminated exactly exactly.

1875
02:02:01.600 --> 02:02:04.439
Okay, that's why you g cards
I didn't put him plasts that came on

1876
02:02:04.600 --> 02:02:08.800
him so much that it was laminated. That is insane. Here you get

1877
02:02:08.840 --> 02:02:12.039
those amazing you take it too,
like some like card shop and they're like,

1878
02:02:12.079 --> 02:02:14.840
hey, can you how much is
this worth? And they put them

1879
02:02:14.840 --> 02:02:19.119
in their microscope and they see sperm. They're still very alive. They're still

1880
02:02:19.199 --> 02:02:23.000
very alive. He goes, sir, this is this is did you come

1881
02:02:23.039 --> 02:02:26.960
on these? It's like almost exclusively
you're playing games. You look, you

1882
02:02:27.039 --> 02:02:29.119
have some of the other person's deck. Whenever you want to start the mac

1883
02:02:29.159 --> 02:02:39.680
you're like and he's like, this
guy pretends it's just back of my tongue

1884
02:02:41.520 --> 02:02:46.159
that you have a large spurm.
Like he's trying to make the Christmas cut

1885
02:02:46.159 --> 02:02:51.880
out and that's so gross. You
you go, you go. He's appraising

1886
02:02:51.960 --> 02:02:55.600
them and ship and like he acts
like he's disgusted. You leave, you

1887
02:02:55.680 --> 02:02:59.479
know, go take a look around
and this motherfucker is just going to town.

1888
02:03:00.079 --> 02:03:01.600
You come back, you come back, and it's just it's just the

1889
02:03:01.720 --> 02:03:08.920
card only where is my compass,
my laminate? Where's my come lamit?

1890
02:03:09.039 --> 02:03:12.840
It will uh, you know,
to be able to actually appraise and they

1891
02:03:12.920 --> 02:03:15.079
just come all over his face.
He's like, well, he looks like

1892
02:03:15.279 --> 02:03:17.600
it looks like a squidword No,
it is Patrick. In that episode he

1893
02:03:17.640 --> 02:03:23.840
eat the chocolate. I don't exactly
know what happened? He looks like he

1894
02:03:24.039 --> 02:03:28.119
ate of mine. I don't know, man, I think there was a

1895
02:03:28.840 --> 02:03:35.159
combandit or something. But uh,
come glob your bubble. That's crazy.

1896
02:03:35.199 --> 02:03:40.479
That bubbles like a million generations.
That bubble, that's all them, would

1897
02:03:40.479 --> 02:03:44.640
have cured cancer. That's good.
That section of that bubble would have solved

1898
02:03:44.640 --> 02:03:46.159
the world hunger. Yep, that's
crazy. And the other one would have

1899
02:03:46.239 --> 02:03:50.479
caused the Second Holocaust. Another one
definitely Hitler times yeah, Hitler times five.

1900
02:03:51.359 --> 02:03:57.479
That is so charism. He's his
charisma checks off the persuasion twenty every

1901
02:03:57.560 --> 02:04:01.039
time, plus thirteen to like,
yo, this guy's not going into the

1902
02:04:01.279 --> 02:04:06.479
forties. Dice rolls, Dice rolls. The dye goes up the twenties,

1903
02:04:06.560 --> 02:04:12.520
getting up the forty forty easily.
I got a one that puts me at

1904
02:04:12.720 --> 02:04:24.199
thirty eight. That is fucking insane. That guy never loses anything. Literally,

1905
02:04:24.319 --> 02:04:27.159
I'm playing d D right now with
my with another group of my friends

1906
02:04:27.159 --> 02:04:30.640
who have like everybody's level ten.
One guy has a plus fourteen to persuasion

1907
02:04:30.680 --> 02:04:33.279
and I'm like, bro, don't
do no fuck shit man, And he

1908
02:04:33.359 --> 02:04:35.000
was like, what do you mean? It's like, do not no ship

1909
02:04:35.039 --> 02:04:39.439
with women? You have to lease. You have to Yeah, no,

1910
02:04:39.960 --> 02:04:42.399
the point what's the point of playing
if you don't can you can? You

1911
02:04:42.479 --> 02:04:45.960
can convince people ship, but don't
like, why don't you get him dressed?

1912
02:04:46.119 --> 02:04:55.079
You're gonna promably get naked form me
right nowty two. It's just an

1913
02:04:55.119 --> 02:05:00.520
analog clock. Caress those boobies.
I want her to punch herself in a

1914
02:05:00.600 --> 02:05:12.079
Labia thirty two like fire liable talent. He has a less than a tent.

1915
02:05:13.560 --> 02:05:15.880
It's a thirty two sided die and
every number is thirty two. Every

1916
02:05:15.960 --> 02:05:20.960
number that's it's like it's like a
bunch of umber. Then it's four twenties

1917
02:05:21.000 --> 02:05:25.000
on there, it's like one,
two, three, four five at sixteen,

1918
02:05:25.199 --> 02:05:30.960
twenty, twenty, twenty, thirty
eighth, thirty eight for thirty eight,

1919
02:05:30.319 --> 02:05:33.760
You're like, why did you?
Why is that there? Spice things

1920
02:05:33.800 --> 02:05:39.479
up and it's fucking upsetting, getting
freaky in this game? Yeah, I

1921
02:05:39.600 --> 02:05:43.439
mean real freaking. I'd play with
that, dude, I would not Why

1922
02:05:44.720 --> 02:05:46.520
you don't want to? He's too
honest. He's too honest of a representation

1923
02:05:46.640 --> 02:05:49.680
of the of the group that would
play that. Yeah, I mean it's

1924
02:05:49.680 --> 02:05:53.159
too it's like a dark reflection.
It's like this is what you could be

1925
02:05:53.600 --> 02:05:56.520
if you fell a little bit further. I mean, my own party already

1926
02:05:56.520 --> 02:05:59.560
is really fucked up. Like Lily's
character robs everybody, like actually, like,

1927
02:05:59.600 --> 02:06:02.760
that's not a bullgarden. It's bad
because she does violent robberies. What

1928
02:06:02.840 --> 02:06:05.079
do you mean you can use her
magic for people to sleep? She's like,

1929
02:06:05.119 --> 02:06:06.760
no, I want to fight that
guy, and it's like that's a

1930
02:06:06.800 --> 02:06:11.000
regular commoner's just I want I want
him. I want him to get beat

1931
02:06:11.039 --> 02:06:12.640
up. I don't want to kill
him. I want to cut it forced

1932
02:06:12.640 --> 02:06:14.439
off and shove it up his nose. I don't want to kill him,

1933
02:06:14.439 --> 02:06:17.520
though, why would you do that
to something? Like? What does that

1934
02:06:17.720 --> 02:06:21.560
prove are robbed it? You can't
do it. I want to get it

1935
02:06:21.600 --> 02:06:25.479
forth. I want to get a
real dull, dull knife with a sharp

1936
02:06:25.560 --> 02:06:28.520
tip though the rest of it's dull. I want to anchor it off.

1937
02:06:28.760 --> 02:06:33.520
That's yeah, all right, Well
I want to shove his I want to

1938
02:06:33.600 --> 02:06:42.439
shove my knee up his asshole and
spin real fast while slowly opening my leg

1939
02:06:42.520 --> 02:06:46.800
till at the point it's fully extended. Oh look like that, though,

1940
02:06:46.840 --> 02:06:51.039
she gets told him too, what
are you actually what are you talking to?

1941
02:06:51.079 --> 02:06:54.880
Play? D and D. You
roll well for some bullshit reason always

1942
02:06:54.960 --> 02:06:58.239
I don't know why you're well,
let's go play Crapston, Let's go to

1943
02:06:58.279 --> 02:07:00.600
the tables. That's the thing.
It's like if I try to do it,

1944
02:07:01.760 --> 02:07:06.199
it really happens in games that I
begrudgingly play. So if you do

1945
02:07:06.279 --> 02:07:10.039
that, you'll end up like owing
your life. I will, I will

1946
02:07:10.079 --> 02:07:13.359
be shot to death in that casino. They will unleash whatever. Like I

1947
02:07:13.359 --> 02:07:16.039
don't know the casino wars do you
have that you have that casino war beats

1948
02:07:16.119 --> 02:07:18.840
kind of make this callous that makes
sense. It's fucking weird thinking about but

1949
02:07:19.199 --> 02:07:24.920
you have the the gambling it or
no a gam No. I don't like

1950
02:07:25.000 --> 02:07:28.119
it really like I don't. I
don't like. I like casinos as like

1951
02:07:28.159 --> 02:07:31.680
a like I like, I like
the imagery of it, like there's something

1952
02:07:31.720 --> 02:07:34.279
like casino, Like I like wandering
your casino and drinking and a casino there's

1953
02:07:34.279 --> 02:07:36.279
something cool about it. But like
I don't. I don't care really at

1954
02:07:36.279 --> 02:07:41.319
all about like the games, and
I don't have the itch for like I

1955
02:07:41.399 --> 02:07:43.600
played card games, and being a
card game play you have you have to

1956
02:07:43.640 --> 02:07:45.920
have it to buy the cards and
open a pack. But I think you

1957
02:07:45.960 --> 02:07:47.800
have to have the I don't want
to do that every Yeah. I think

1958
02:07:47.920 --> 02:07:51.720
the only way regular people on average
will get the itch is if they had

1959
02:07:51.720 --> 02:07:57.880
a lot of exposed uh yeah,
disposed one come even that even that well,

1960
02:07:58.000 --> 02:08:01.680
because it's it's fun. It's fun
to do if you don't mind losing

1961
02:08:01.760 --> 02:08:05.960
money, because they're designed for you
to be down right yeah, like you

1962
02:08:05.119 --> 02:08:09.479
have to invest a certain amount of
money to either recover it or actually hit

1963
02:08:09.560 --> 02:08:11.520
big. So the idea of me
doing that, I feel like I would

1964
02:08:11.640 --> 02:08:15.439
hit big like three times, and
on that I would get killed. They

1965
02:08:15.479 --> 02:08:20.119
would kill me. I think gambled
in my head would just be like ow

1966
02:08:20.439 --> 02:08:24.960
and yeah. The fucking the casino, fucking rifles that are just on the

1967
02:08:26.039 --> 02:08:28.680
ceilings, they're just there. And
then they see someone winning too good and

1968
02:08:28.760 --> 02:08:33.239
then it just points to and like
dog Millionaire when they take him in the

1969
02:08:33.319 --> 02:08:35.239
back like you're cheating, is like, I'm not. I don't watch Indian

1970
02:08:35.239 --> 02:08:39.159
stuff. It's a silent it's a
silent gun too. It's Indians. It's

1971
02:08:39.159 --> 02:08:41.840
like a silence. I don't watch
Indians at all periods. I've never seen

1972
02:08:41.840 --> 02:08:46.319
anything with an Indian crazy Indians.
It just make me really mad. In

1973
02:08:46.359 --> 02:08:50.039
fact, I don't watch anything I've
never seen. And you were we were

1974
02:08:50.239 --> 02:08:58.439
just you he ran a synopsis.
He didn't you guys like the Indians are

1975
02:08:58.439 --> 02:09:11.079
Indians. I just had three times
and forgets in the fucking podcast. I'm

1976
02:09:11.119 --> 02:09:13.079
a I feel like I'm probably I
probably am a gamble, just not with

1977
02:09:13.199 --> 02:09:20.479
money. Yeah, I mean I
feel like I gambled with my life.

1978
02:09:20.520 --> 02:09:24.119
I gambled with my piece. I
like going wrong just in the women and

1979
02:09:24.159 --> 02:09:28.560
hoping they don't get pregnant. Let
me risk, let me risk my piece.

1980
02:09:28.640 --> 02:09:31.239
This week, I found out my
sperms like a little fucked up,

1981
02:09:31.359 --> 02:09:33.039
and I was so happy. I
was like, no, no, wonder,

1982
02:09:33.039 --> 02:09:35.920
why don't have kids? Dude?
You found out your sperms a little

1983
02:09:35.920 --> 02:09:37.119
fucked up? My sperms a little
well. I don't know if it's always

1984
02:09:37.159 --> 02:09:41.359
been that way, but like I
I got some, Like I need to

1985
02:09:41.399 --> 02:09:43.840
look it up because every time I
talk about it, I don't remember what

1986
02:09:43.920 --> 02:09:48.960
it's called. It's like an angular, it's like no hooked, hooked.

1987
02:09:48.319 --> 02:09:52.279
I got some. I got some. I think they think I had some

1988
02:09:52.399 --> 02:09:56.720
trauma to my uh my tube stuff
that's like going on next attached to my

1989
02:09:56.800 --> 02:09:58.159
balls and I was like, I
don't know, I've never been kicked in

1990
02:09:58.199 --> 02:10:03.880
the ball like I literally you avoid
avoided that shicking the ball so hard.

1991
02:10:03.920 --> 02:10:07.279
I fucking woke up later. I
used to ride my bike a ton,

1992
02:10:07.439 --> 02:10:09.680
so I think maybe I fucked them
up that way because I used to do

1993
02:10:09.840 --> 02:10:15.800
nineteen miles round trips to work and
then, uh, that is insane eighteen

1994
02:10:16.119 --> 02:10:18.119
I used to Uh, I used
to do twenty eight miles because I'd ride

1995
02:10:18.119 --> 02:10:24.039
to the beach and back. He's
so tired when you get home. It

1996
02:10:24.159 --> 02:10:28.680
felt. It was the greatest feeling
though you get thee the cardio high.

1997
02:10:28.720 --> 02:10:31.560
I was amazing because also the sun
just beat being at the beach. So

1998
02:10:31.560 --> 02:10:35.359
I'll ride there fourteen miles. Uh, just soak and soak in there and

1999
02:10:35.560 --> 02:10:37.239
just get it and getting crispy.
I started to get fucking dark, dude,

2000
02:10:37.520 --> 02:10:41.800
and then I'll ride back. It
was It's basically the complete opposite of

2001
02:10:41.800 --> 02:10:45.439
how I feel right now, because
I feel like shit. I feel like

2002
02:10:46.600 --> 02:10:52.399
like I got kicking the ball so
hard that I threw up. Yeah it

2003
02:10:52.439 --> 02:11:01.439
happened, Yeah, instantly, the
bottom was already right here. It was.

2004
02:11:01.600 --> 02:11:03.880
It was very little delay. It
was so bad. My god,

2005
02:11:03.960 --> 02:11:07.600
I remember the reason. Yeah,
thank god, I know I didn't do

2006
02:11:07.640 --> 02:11:11.079
anything to deserve it, that it
was actually out of nowhere. I'll definitely

2007
02:11:11.199 --> 02:11:13.800
kicking the ball by girls. And
girls they don't gauge it. They killed

2008
02:11:13.119 --> 02:11:16.720
because guys they're like, all right, like my brain's not gonna let me

2009
02:11:16.800 --> 02:11:20.960
kill humanity too hard, so let
me gauge it. But girls are just

2010
02:11:20.039 --> 02:11:24.319
like girls don't understand you. Girls
hating back their foot light like you're playing

2011
02:11:26.479 --> 02:11:28.520
turning into future right now, just
thinking about that ship, Like I'm like,

2012
02:11:30.680 --> 02:11:46.279
did he be with me? Dread
that it's super it's super bood.

2013
02:11:48.439 --> 02:11:56.840
Just women had shades on dreads.
Women don't deserve it, we hear all.

2014
02:11:56.880 --> 02:12:00.239
Goddamn dad. Honestly, I wonder
how suck up some women? I

2015
02:12:00.359 --> 02:12:03.720
wonder how long if you just kept
going like what we just kept going.

2016
02:12:05.199 --> 02:12:07.199
Let's see how long we can really
we can do that one day and then

2017
02:12:07.399 --> 02:12:11.720
tell you what. We'll have one
camerangle for that one Yeah, yeah,

2018
02:12:11.800 --> 02:12:16.880
yeah, for sure, they get
an eight hour podcasting we need. We

2019
02:12:16.000 --> 02:12:20.199
could probably go for a very very
long time. You have to go live

2020
02:12:20.239 --> 02:12:22.199
for that. We would go live
and we would just record us just kind

2021
02:12:22.239 --> 02:12:26.279
of shooting the ship. Oh yeah, we could not live because that would

2022
02:12:26.439 --> 02:12:30.439
fuck whoever's gilt be wrong. We
get we get a we got to get

2023
02:12:30.479 --> 02:12:35.840
compensator for that, dude, goddamn. We get some who has PayPal.

2024
02:12:35.880 --> 02:12:37.800
We do PayPal donations, but that
at the twenty five dollars year. Yeah.

2025
02:12:37.960 --> 02:12:41.960
Yeah, like our eight hour podcast
eighty five dollars year. Bro,

2026
02:12:43.680 --> 02:12:48.800
it would be funny to just like
as like kind of like a almost like

2027
02:12:48.800 --> 02:12:52.600
a sacred Simple's joke to just kind
of like have a show that is twice

2028
02:12:52.640 --> 02:12:54.439
as long as that long show.
Yeah, I mean, and it's about

2029
02:12:54.760 --> 02:13:00.600
nothing. No topic is not even
a joke. I feel you guys do

2030
02:13:00.720 --> 02:13:03.840
have it our podcast, No are
you long? The longest I think that

2031
02:13:03.960 --> 02:13:09.840
we've done was like like twenty seven
by twenty seven hours. I did an

2032
02:13:09.880 --> 02:13:15.239
eleven hour streams like I'm gonna read
the Bible. I'm gonna read the Bible

2033
02:13:15.720 --> 02:13:22.880
in reverse through a mirror. That's
so fucking dumb. Oh my god.

2034
02:13:24.600 --> 02:13:31.560
So he fin and then puts a
monocle. He's like in the beginning,

2035
02:13:31.680 --> 02:13:37.039
God have it. That's crazy.
Last page first, Yeah, the last

2036
02:13:37.119 --> 02:13:39.920
page first. It's gonna it'll be
the most to story. So you like

2037
02:13:39.079 --> 02:13:41.920
read it like so like I don't
know what it says that the end is

2038
02:13:41.960 --> 02:13:45.079
that that the end of the Bible
is at the end of the Bible,

2039
02:13:45.119 --> 02:13:50.319
that says the spin is So then
you got to like open it knows the

2040
02:13:50.399 --> 02:13:54.920
credits and it's the Bible. God
at the end of it says Stanos will

2041
02:13:56.000 --> 02:13:58.560
return, that is what. So
you have to just read backwards. So

2042
02:13:58.680 --> 02:14:07.920
it made zero sense exactly, so
return will Thanos knitturb and something like that.

2043
02:14:07.279 --> 02:14:09.520
You have to read it like yeah, no, he's reading it in

2044
02:14:09.680 --> 02:14:13.880
jail. Like were like if you
reverse the entire stream, it would be

2045
02:14:13.000 --> 02:14:20.319
like just reading the bag. I
don't think that's ever been done before.

2046
02:14:20.479 --> 02:14:22.319
No, I mean we could be. We could do it, that's not

2047
02:14:22.520 --> 02:14:24.399
we could pioneer it. I did. I literally just found my Holy Bible

2048
02:14:24.439 --> 02:14:28.359
from ninety four. I have a
Bible from ninety four, and I was

2049
02:14:28.359 --> 02:14:31.319
like, look this dumb thing.
I like stealing Bibles from hotels. It

2050
02:14:31.439 --> 02:14:33.399
is cool. I'm started to notice
that a lot of hotels are stopped.

2051
02:14:33.479 --> 02:14:37.600
They stopped putting Bibles, and people
get people like they kept stealing. I

2052
02:14:37.640 --> 02:14:39.680
definitely had sex one time. It
came on a Bible. A lot that

2053
02:14:41.039 --> 02:14:43.880
is I feel like that's crazy.
You weren't going to come that much.

2054
02:14:43.920 --> 02:14:46.800
And he saw the Bible and you
came way more. I was like,

2055
02:14:46.000 --> 02:14:50.479
oh man, that juice holes in
his hands. And then it started.

2056
02:14:50.560 --> 02:14:58.840
The Bible started glowing. They started
rotating around you like all the card So

2057
02:14:58.960 --> 02:15:05.279
that's the secret. It's amazing dark
metamorphosis. I come on to buy one.

2058
02:15:05.319 --> 02:15:07.119
Then it floats. All we gotta
get. This is exactly what I'm

2059
02:15:07.119 --> 02:15:11.159
talking about. We're gonna keep going. Yeah, So thank you guys for

2060
02:15:11.199 --> 02:15:13.359
stopping by. Thank you, We
appreciate you. Coming over to Patreon,

2061
02:15:13.520 --> 02:15:16.039
complast a snark tank also snark tank
dot shop. I forgot to mention it

2062
02:15:16.079 --> 02:15:20.640
in the beginning. Whatever, come
on over there, pop on over yonder.

2063
02:15:20.760 --> 02:15:24.199
We're doing some clips now also,
so share our stuff. Like it

2064
02:15:24.680 --> 02:15:28.239
if you like this episode, like
it on the feeds that you're seeing and

2065
02:15:28.359 --> 02:15:35.760
on. I won't go ahead,
sween. He's gonna read the top twenty

2066
02:15:35.840 --> 02:15:39.800
five. He's gonna read the twenty
five dollars patriots. Now, oh my

2067
02:15:41.000 --> 02:15:43.960
god, we raised the brightness so
you can see, because I know you're

2068
02:15:45.039 --> 02:15:48.560
blind. Every advantage possible. I
like this ass while still refuses to like

2069
02:15:48.720 --> 02:15:56.279
get a glasses Alaska oil field.
Okay, so dripped, we got you

2070
02:15:56.359 --> 02:15:58.399
gotta pay the trolls told to get
into the boys hall. We got gates

2071
02:15:58.439 --> 02:16:03.119
if you got big account reads minus
one hundred and two dollars and thirty four

2072
02:16:03.239 --> 02:16:07.520
cents. But Chris is still reading
my name, so we're really so we're

2073
02:16:07.560 --> 02:16:11.479
really winning here people, which god
we got peepee When the foot falls asleep,

2074
02:16:11.760 --> 02:16:16.159
I screamed, pussy while stomping and
punching my leg until it goes away.

2075
02:16:16.840 --> 02:16:22.920
RIP three vertical screens era. We
hardly knew yee June tenth, two

2076
02:16:22.960 --> 02:16:26.159
thousand and three to June June tenth, really was no July tenth. He

2077
02:16:26.279 --> 02:16:31.159
was saying, two thousand and three. Motherfucker did read it the whole thing

2078
02:16:33.120 --> 02:16:35.319
beginning. It's crazy then if you
make from the beginning. Now, if

2079
02:16:35.360 --> 02:16:39.799
you make one mistake, you have
to start over. It's insane thing they

2080
02:16:39.879 --> 02:16:41.760
do. I'm so dyslexic. I
was just like, I'm going all the

2081
02:16:41.799 --> 02:16:48.719
guys win the podcast one day.
Okay, what do you call July tenth,

2082
02:16:48.879 --> 02:16:52.440
twenty twenty three to June tenth,
twenty three four Of the fact that

2083
02:16:52.440 --> 02:16:54.040
we ended on such a close time
together, it's really, it's crazy that

2084
02:16:54.120 --> 02:16:58.680
it also it was July. I
felt like we were doing it longer.

2085
02:16:58.719 --> 02:17:01.159
But I guess that makes sense that
this is crazy. Dude, non binary,

2086
02:17:01.280 --> 02:17:07.360
cajun me fishy spreading incantations to the
pussy call me the spirit box.

2087
02:17:07.280 --> 02:17:11.000
She's nine. She's the nine on
my eleven. Until I never forget,

2088
02:17:11.840 --> 02:17:16.239
I'll carpet bomb the Gaza strip for
a quarter. John Strickland, My partner

2089
02:17:16.319 --> 02:17:18.639
snapped my chair legs off of my
My partner snapped the chair legs off of

2090
02:17:18.639 --> 02:17:24.639
my Chris rag on YouTube and proceeded
to tear off my legs in self defense.

2091
02:17:24.200 --> 02:17:31.360
Merks eighteen eighty nine tis in fact
atism. The First Church of Keif

2092
02:17:31.440 --> 02:17:35.360
David. The new format makes makes
it easier to me to jack off,

2093
02:17:35.479 --> 02:17:39.239
easy for me to jack off to
this shit that's really fucked up facts The

2094
02:17:39.239 --> 02:17:41.440
Second Church of Keif David, featuring
being better than the first chans Keif David.

2095
02:17:41.760 --> 02:17:45.879
We got pre Rods, we got
Blake nine eight ninety six. We

2096
02:17:46.120 --> 02:17:50.840
got disastrously big dicks dicking down,
big booty Bitches Productions, Productions, we

2097
02:17:50.959 --> 02:17:54.920
got FYI. It's been almost a
year and Mama Chif is still missing.

2098
02:17:56.159 --> 02:18:00.479
Yep. We got Chris Chrya read
like Papapa Papa. We got Frankenstein's Monster

2099
02:18:00.760 --> 02:18:05.319
but the doc puts his balls on
his chin. We got Alaskan oil for

2100
02:18:05.520 --> 02:18:09.239
trash. We got text tater salad, Young Sheldon thrown from the entire State

2101
02:18:09.280 --> 02:18:13.600
building. Sue Halk, tickle my
ass. Here's nicky ziggy ghost of Mama

2102
02:18:13.719 --> 02:18:18.840
j F Sorry, Miss Jackson,
badly brave Hugger, Derek duck Hunt,

2103
02:18:18.280 --> 02:18:24.799
the vegan necromancer I got, I
got consent? Yeah, sure about that

2104
02:18:24.920 --> 02:18:31.079
Etherian. We got Brogerian punter.
What is this not from? I think

2105
02:18:31.120 --> 02:18:35.479
it's his name. We got mouthfish
one finally rehabilitated in the bag into the

2106
02:18:35.559 --> 02:18:41.879
saddle with two functioning hands. That's
a good drawing, but also disgusting.

2107
02:18:41.920 --> 02:18:46.559
We got kings at Why do you
start from the beginning? Dude? When

2108
02:18:46.600 --> 02:18:48.639
you start from the beginning? It
was at the back because I said,

2109
02:18:48.920 --> 02:18:56.239
had just now he gave me on
the third page, No, because I

2110
02:18:56.280 --> 02:19:00.159
said, Sue Hulk, and I
was like, what is at the went

2111
02:19:00.200 --> 02:19:05.319
to the second page, just now
what whatever? No, he happens last,

2112
02:19:05.440 --> 02:19:09.479
do you go backwards? Whatever?
Just go backwards and then came again.

2113
02:19:09.920 --> 02:19:13.639
So just go to the run just
you know, came last. Just

2114
02:19:13.639 --> 02:19:16.280
say I'm gonna say last anyway,
because you're my fucking friend. Haphazard.

2115
02:19:16.959 --> 02:19:20.159
It was dope meeting him, a
person that was fucking wild. Yeah,

2116
02:19:20.200 --> 02:19:26.479
yeah, we had sex. We
got Cocaga contained to the cracker Battle for

2117
02:19:26.600 --> 02:19:31.079
Gays. We got this gruntled Donald
Trump burping on Dom's clip a frenchman ate

2118
02:19:31.120 --> 02:19:33.840
a plane. Google it, Google
it and discuss. We got Max Tolouette.

2119
02:19:33.879 --> 02:19:39.000
We got It's absurd. How superb
your turd is in my burger?

2120
02:19:39.280 --> 02:19:43.559
Eminem not sure which track? Uh? She got you pipping on my pippa

2121
02:19:43.920 --> 02:19:48.959
possum Sweeney showers and sneakers. That's
fucking crazy. Play of the Dragon's pay

2122
02:19:48.000 --> 02:19:52.760
triar on like a dragon infinite wealth, you bitches insulting that bro wait wait

2123
02:19:52.799 --> 02:19:56.760
wait, insisting that brow is a
stand up guy. A monkey biting a

2124
02:19:56.840 --> 02:20:01.319
baby soft spot just a hard r. We got star Coffee. We got

2125
02:20:01.559 --> 02:20:05.719
ripped the Digital Hookah and now I'm
getting molested on the set of Embryotic Sheldon.

2126
02:20:05.040 --> 02:20:09.799
We got Grippy. Grippy I call
her because it's grippy Jamain co nineteen

2127
02:20:09.879 --> 02:20:15.959
ninety sevens Wait number ninety seven on
the top one hundred rappers alive. That's

2128
02:20:16.040 --> 02:20:18.959
really crazy. We got my sun
froze and the depths of the waste of

2129
02:20:20.120 --> 02:20:24.680
Ohio by going homeless to pay.
You fucked me too, and he's now

2130
02:20:26.280 --> 02:20:31.239
and this is now his memorial RP. John. We got transfamed Gremlin.

2131
02:20:31.479 --> 02:20:37.319
We got exposing people with blacks and
tolerance to nine hundred thousand rotogens of ionized

2132
02:20:37.399 --> 02:20:43.200
radiation. We got yush Vinpin.
We got oh my god, because every

2133
02:20:43.280 --> 02:20:48.600
time we come, I licked it's
penis and every time I is it pulls

2134
02:20:48.639 --> 02:20:56.159
in my mouth. Nice, can
you suck my cocks? So so yeah,

2135
02:20:58.319 --> 02:21:01.719
it's your boy. Shawnee d Gay
Grim Reaper called him rim Reaper.

2136
02:21:03.280 --> 02:21:11.200
We got Hung Hung shielding Hung Sheldon. We got home Pokemon. Remember that,

2137
02:21:13.399 --> 02:21:16.760
of course it is shut up man, it's I was a nerd dude.

2138
02:21:18.079 --> 02:21:22.600
We got a fort and a black
wig giving Bill Clinton the most miserable

2139
02:21:22.719 --> 02:21:26.879
blow job in the Oval office.
We got three XO up to a way

2140
02:21:28.000 --> 02:21:31.280
up to a bunch of ants,
but he's actually picking up a bunch of

2141
02:21:31.360 --> 02:21:33.639
ants from a pile and putting them
on his head of a three year old

2142
02:21:33.760 --> 02:21:39.920
real. We got George Lucas firing
RPG at the Goodyear Blint because it rhymes

2143
02:21:41.479 --> 02:21:48.239
uh Wolcs twenty twenty three. We're
all about the d now, slipping stroke

2144
02:21:48.280 --> 02:21:52.079
and smoking joking. Emoticon is going
like this, dripping miche Lord of Homer's

2145
02:21:52.120 --> 02:21:56.760
Drip, Kyu's parents sending him to
Jeffrey's jeff Epstein's Island for having cancer.

2146
02:21:58.079 --> 02:22:03.600
American out All Winslow and the cream
Corn Kid. That's so fucking crazy.

2147
02:22:05.159 --> 02:22:09.280
We got uh Bliggers did nine to
eleven. Obi wantcha blow me? Norwegian

2148
02:22:09.360 --> 02:22:16.719
game dep not developing piss Quest featuring
Lilyan Sween, Kremlin and Gremlin Lord of

2149
02:22:16.479 --> 02:22:26.440
which call we got Lord bought Solomule
handjob inventor of anal sex mm. We

2150
02:22:26.600 --> 02:22:28.760
got. I'm gonna steal away.
I'm gonna steal your bones. That's fucking

2151
02:22:28.760 --> 02:22:33.719
crazy? Is that Sweeney looks like
he's being questioned in person. We got

2152
02:22:33.799 --> 02:22:35.399
come, Come, Come, Come, Come, Come, Are you ready?

2153
02:22:37.120 --> 02:22:48.280
Shadman or shadow Man Shadman was here. I wouldn't. I don't want

2154
02:22:48.319 --> 02:22:52.600
that. She makes me rise against
until I until I appeal to reason straight.

2155
02:22:52.680 --> 02:22:56.680
Derek be like, yeah, but
he's pretty good. I can appreciate.

2156
02:22:56.799 --> 02:23:01.559
Ask to wage Slave five eighty three. We got a sad guy from

2157
02:23:01.600 --> 02:23:05.079
Michigan. We got the Palm,
the Peenie Brothers. Moderating the Great the

2158
02:23:05.200 --> 02:23:09.280
Great Space with the Great Space,
that's all it is, actually moderating the

2159
02:23:09.319 --> 02:23:15.639
Great space. Swing loss. We
lose his points for not knowing the term

2160
02:23:15.760 --> 02:23:22.680
sphere. We got dunk Donkerson,
Jeffrey hand Jobson. Listen to my spot

2161
02:23:22.799 --> 02:23:30.079
By You're pretty, hands down the
best original gay song I've heard. Page

2162
02:23:30.120 --> 02:23:31.799
one. Guys, I'm sorry,
I'm doing this to you all. They

2163
02:23:31.840 --> 02:23:35.559
made me do this. You got
Sween, Sween eating his curtains like a

2164
02:23:35.639 --> 02:23:41.719
month uh he Walton's on. My
ga gets to like ghoul Hey and women

2165
02:23:41.840 --> 02:23:48.559
like in women. We got Vaughan
of the Dead, Spiral, the drag

2166
02:23:48.680 --> 02:23:56.600
Queen, round eyed Asian. I
apologize for my like he likes Menderman joke.

2167
02:23:56.680 --> 02:23:58.879
It was stolen a higher pet for
my sins. It's all right,

2168
02:24:00.040 --> 02:24:03.000
it's okay. We got Swen's white
father figure. My father figure is actually

2169
02:24:03.040 --> 02:24:07.719
white. It's pretty sad old on. My granddad's a black man. The

2170
02:24:07.799 --> 02:24:11.920
other one is white me. No, I can I can see it in

2171
02:24:11.040 --> 02:24:16.280
you? What yeah? Whiteness?
Yeah? What about me? Is white.

2172
02:24:16.399 --> 02:24:22.040
What about that's a crazy question.
Look at that, my black ass

2173
02:24:22.079 --> 02:24:28.079
skin. At that you're not white. Actually, Spider Man could in fact

2174
02:24:28.159 --> 02:24:33.760
defeat him. Actually, Dimon,
Now that I think and I ponder and

2175
02:24:33.799 --> 02:24:39.360
I wonder about it, I'm a
d M. I mean, now that

2176
02:24:39.440 --> 02:24:46.000
I'm pontificating about Marvel, I can't
help but wonder you guys dming girls about

2177
02:24:46.120 --> 02:24:50.360
pussy, and I'm damming them about
d M. You're not real girl.

2178
02:24:50.639 --> 02:24:54.239
I'm a dungeon master. I wasn't
a dungeon mass when I was talking to

2179
02:24:54.319 --> 02:25:00.719
girls, so that wasn't I would
have would have got me too. Probably

2180
02:25:01.040 --> 02:25:03.120
I can't stop done the right way
I could have got me pussy. I

2181
02:25:03.159 --> 02:25:13.319
can't stop dungeon masturbating. God,
I hate my job. My freedom spreads

2182
02:25:13.360 --> 02:25:18.479
with democracy to liberate, carrying Chris
aro On town as my pocket pussy femboy,

2183
02:25:20.440 --> 02:25:24.479
lord of the Lord of Mordor,
it rees destroy Israel. My life

2184
02:25:24.600 --> 02:25:28.840
is yours, not for real,
though, come on to come on,

2185
02:25:28.200 --> 02:25:31.879
one sock, one shoe. That's
pretty good. Death slows them down because

2186
02:25:31.879 --> 02:25:35.520
it's like you're It's like she's putting
life on a die, you know what

2187
02:25:35.559 --> 02:25:39.479
I mean. It's like life and
death. It's like life life. It's

2188
02:25:39.559 --> 02:25:46.920
life and life. Well for the
next word, next name death, life

2189
02:25:46.959 --> 02:25:50.760
and popped in the sack, call
it poop. Pooped in a sack called

2190
02:25:50.799 --> 02:25:56.040
the poop sack. Uh fuck my, fuck my chungus life. Then that's

2191
02:25:56.040 --> 02:26:01.200
the weird one. Jack, the
world's fastest majority brow said, learning how

2192
02:26:01.360 --> 02:26:05.559
to make a solid booty rate what
solid body electric guitar? What is the

2193
02:26:05.600 --> 02:26:09.760
solid electric guitar? Exactly? I
mean, yeah, it's his ass.

2194
02:26:11.399 --> 02:26:13.079
You're gonna tell me, and then
you sucked it up. I was gonna

2195
02:26:13.120 --> 02:26:26.360
learn something, piece of shit.
You just google it. My girlfriend,

2196
02:26:28.399 --> 02:26:33.360
My boyfriend has a twenty four by
thirty two inch wall three day furry artwork,

2197
02:26:33.360 --> 02:26:39.239
big meaty stinks. And the man
who's someone who's hand jobs or handies

2198
02:26:39.319 --> 02:26:41.920
are now eightier and dance eightier,
but not as dandy. That's unfortunate.

2199
02:26:43.040 --> 02:26:46.520
Then I'll think it better. Yeah, telling a white woman that my dog

2200
02:26:46.719 --> 02:26:54.399
is gay, he's a gay,
it's crazy, nice heart tears, Charlie

2201
02:26:54.879 --> 02:27:01.600
licklets, You dumbass, a heat
smoker gigs who's up yanking, up yokin

2202
02:27:01.639 --> 02:27:05.319
and spoinky right now? Living on
borrow to come? My ass drips faster.

2203
02:27:05.799 --> 02:27:11.120
Who is ooh, who is signed
here to It's not here to help

2204
02:27:11.200 --> 02:27:13.639
cock. Destiny is not here to
have cock Destiny for me? Isn't he

2205
02:27:13.680 --> 02:27:16.719
an open leadership? That's fucking weird
man? Now he's actually she left or

2206
02:27:16.760 --> 02:27:20.639
something. Yeah, she left,
and everybody made fun of him because,

2207
02:27:20.719 --> 02:27:24.200
uh, well people, I think
he sucks. I mean, he definitely

2208
02:27:24.239 --> 02:27:26.719
has some moments. I mean I
just think that, like it's just not

2209
02:27:26.920 --> 02:27:31.159
It's not sustainable, man, It's
not sustainable, especially if you're trying to

2210
02:27:31.200 --> 02:27:33.879
do like, oh I'm I'm a
fucking caveman, but like I have cloud,

2211
02:27:33.959 --> 02:27:37.479
So I'm gonna be with these fucking
women that clearly don't actually like me.

2212
02:27:37.600 --> 02:27:41.000
They like my clout, Like,
what are you fucking stupid? It's

2213
02:27:41.040 --> 02:27:43.959
a quick, we smart guy is
really fucking stupid, you know what I

2214
02:27:45.040 --> 02:27:48.719
mean? Bust seeing even Yeah,
I feel like he doesn't know. He's

2215
02:27:48.719 --> 02:27:52.079
the most smart people to be fair, especially if they get any like fame

2216
02:27:52.239 --> 02:27:56.879
or prominence, because like, let's
be honest, look at Destiny objectively,

2217
02:27:56.000 --> 02:27:58.159
Like is that a handsome man?
I'm not trying to like she's a very

2218
02:27:58.520 --> 02:28:05.559
he's a he's he is just the
average. He's so average in a way

2219
02:28:05.639 --> 02:28:09.520
that I'm like, all right,
dude, you're gonna get these all these

2220
02:28:09.559 --> 02:28:13.600
girls that are like conventionally attractive,
that are like, you know, like

2221
02:28:13.680 --> 02:28:18.120
they right, but let's that's also
not just let's also not pretend like that's

2222
02:28:18.200 --> 02:28:22.840
not a lot of I mean,
most most most hot people are hot because

2223
02:28:22.840 --> 02:28:26.799
they, like you know, they're
covered in fucking makeup and ship. Well

2224
02:28:26.200 --> 02:28:31.120
if the thing I would say that
you can say, you can say that

2225
02:28:31.200 --> 02:28:33.719
about like you can probably say that
about like most famous women, but like

2226
02:28:33.879 --> 02:28:37.079
the male actors, they don't cake
on the makeup. They're just like they

2227
02:28:37.239 --> 02:28:41.440
use they use makeup, but it's
just you know, highlighting attributes, not

2228
02:28:41.479 --> 02:28:45.319
to the point where they look different, like it's a clown makeup. Right.

2229
02:28:48.360 --> 02:28:52.920
What I'm saying is that the disparity
between their their level of like natural

2230
02:28:52.040 --> 02:28:56.120
attractiveness is probably not really as steep
as it seems, because like women just

2231
02:28:56.319 --> 02:28:58.959
try more. Yeah, yeah,
I just think that. I just think

2232
02:29:00.200 --> 02:29:03.200
there's there's very beautiful people out there
naturally without like say, say Scarlett Johansson,

2233
02:29:03.239 --> 02:29:07.000
I think without makeup you've seen I
think she's a very attractive person,

2234
02:29:07.200 --> 02:29:13.000
and there's a lot of you know, but is absolutely gorgeous. And but

2235
02:29:13.120 --> 02:29:18.040
I just I just think that like
doing that whole that you're skipping so many

2236
02:29:18.120 --> 02:29:20.239
steps. Yeah, like you're skipping
way too many steps. I'm like destiny,

2237
02:29:20.440 --> 02:29:22.719
Like as uh, you know,
I'm not even talking about any of

2238
02:29:22.719 --> 02:29:26.680
the sh I don't care about that. Get somebody that you could fucking get

2239
02:29:26.799 --> 02:29:30.959
if you weren't famous, brother,
Like, that's the only way it's gonna

2240
02:29:31.239 --> 02:29:37.760
die. Man, that's that's that's
before you got So get someone who's like

2241
02:29:37.879 --> 02:29:39.879
on your level as far as like
she's cool as fuck, not like,

2242
02:29:41.159 --> 02:29:43.719
oh she's a hot booby streamer or
whatever. The fuck. Yeah, you

2243
02:29:43.719 --> 02:29:48.079
don't marry those men. Come on, brother, to marry them and give

2244
02:29:48.079 --> 02:29:52.159
me an open relationship. Come onst
I care about his video. The video,

2245
02:29:52.200 --> 02:29:54.079
That's what I'm talking about. Man. He has some good takes.

2246
02:29:54.120 --> 02:29:58.680
You have some also some really stupid
ones. He's a simultaneous anomaly because many

2247
02:29:58.760 --> 02:30:01.600
times I'm like, oh, this
guy, he's he's he's on point shitting

2248
02:30:01.639 --> 02:30:05.360
on those white nationalists and those fucking
ethno nationalists. He's he's so on point

2249
02:30:05.399 --> 02:30:09.360
about that, and then he's likely
doing anything wrong, and I'm like,

2250
02:30:09.879 --> 02:30:15.200
yeah, he's he's really he's really
good. He's really good at making those

2251
02:30:15.280 --> 02:30:18.440
like very core conservative values look really
stupid. But then he moves on to

2252
02:30:18.600 --> 02:30:24.120
like anything involving like trans country like
intercountry politics, and he says, dump

2253
02:30:24.120 --> 02:30:26.879
shit. I think he's just playing. I think he's just doing what do

2254
02:30:26.959 --> 02:30:28.959
you call it when you're like double
agent. I think he's just like,

2255
02:30:30.159 --> 02:30:31.479
I think he's bored. I think
he's just I think he's probably bored.

2256
02:30:31.559 --> 02:30:33.360
I think he's bored, and he's
just like, I'm gonna see how far

2257
02:30:33.399 --> 02:30:37.079
I can push this, because that's
I feel like if I were like really

2258
02:30:37.159 --> 02:30:39.239
smart and I have a bunch of
money and I'm like, I'm bored,

2259
02:30:39.280 --> 02:30:43.079
I gotta i gotta figure something out. I'm gonna I'm gonna be a villain.

2260
02:30:43.159 --> 02:30:46.280
There was a weird video of him
like dumping acid on a starving child.

2261
02:30:48.479 --> 02:30:54.000
A little much Listen the swords drawn
by army Army of the Pharaohs,

2262
02:30:54.360 --> 02:30:58.639
and see if you recognize the sample. You really don't like he really didn't

2263
02:30:58.639 --> 02:31:03.040
mind shore one of my lectures got
cocked by the leasting her the Pixies.

2264
02:31:03.079 --> 02:31:07.799
Ben Shapiro moans while his fingers go
through a toilet paper. Oh my god,

2265
02:31:07.920 --> 02:31:15.319
that's so hode. How's you sound? Actually the first thing he's not

2266
02:31:15.479 --> 02:31:20.840
like mister pants. How do y'all
feel about the Final Shape? And the

2267
02:31:20.879 --> 02:31:24.360
World's First? Final Shape was really
really good. World's First was insane because

2268
02:31:24.399 --> 02:31:28.600
it was terrible content, but whatever
people watched it. Uh we got ball

2269
02:31:28.639 --> 02:31:33.760
of the first sin spun with futters
Andrew takes instantly, giving into a million,

2270
02:31:33.799 --> 02:31:37.639
even to millions of pieces as he
hits the ceiling fan. We got

2271
02:31:37.799 --> 02:31:43.479
jumped jolly yo, dipshit, soda
streams, carbonated piss, uh may thy

2272
02:31:43.559 --> 02:31:50.239
low dripping splider, cipher graph,
fiberglass, flesh light pant, fiber glass

2273
02:31:50.799 --> 02:31:56.879
flesh light prank. Please don't let
that retarded nigga read those names again.

2274
02:31:58.000 --> 02:32:01.000
Here we go, too bad?
Nigga in it? Bitch, suck my

2275
02:32:01.399 --> 02:32:09.200
cock, nigga, we got a
hundred of bois boys orcs are swen coated

2276
02:32:09.719 --> 02:32:13.440
or I'm not. I don't think
an orc man you admitted that in the

2277
02:32:13.559 --> 02:32:15.920
previous episode. I'm or like,
but I don't look like one. I'm

2278
02:32:15.920 --> 02:32:24.120
a I want to parently put orc
teeth like nine. I feel like if

2279
02:32:24.159 --> 02:32:26.600
I look like that man, I
feel like I might have got more pussy

2280
02:32:26.840 --> 02:32:31.600
I might have got more. What's
going on, bitch? Come here?

2281
02:32:31.159 --> 02:32:35.159
Yeah, you're you're one. You're
one. If I bite too hard,

2282
02:32:35.159 --> 02:32:46.840
I'll rip straight through your Your lady
pussy is gone. Sorry, Derek,

2283
02:32:46.920 --> 02:32:50.920
get a glass. He's squirt in
yo, Chris, but he held down

2284
02:32:50.159 --> 02:32:56.280
Swinge With all this bit, we
got tom toom our Lord Green gay w

2285
02:32:56.840 --> 02:33:03.120
m y when September and my penis
has come too fast. The homosexual sex

2286
02:33:03.280 --> 02:33:09.479
is never it never last gave my
butt and come with come with the cucumber

2287
02:33:09.559 --> 02:33:15.879
in the end. Oh my god, that's just good song. Lily's a

2288
02:33:15.920 --> 02:33:22.440
Sparacus binging print dealer. You must
go to the bodega system and last,

2289
02:33:22.479 --> 02:33:30.040
but not at least, King of
haphazard. There we go. I hate this by