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something similar. Kick. Welcome to
this very special episode of Going Down to

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south Park, the podcast where we
always have ourselves at time discussing one of

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the most monumental episodes in the history
of South Park. It is Chef Aide,

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I am Dando, I am going. Yes, they've got a monumental

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episode. Just two seasons, fourteen
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what how many how many seasons are
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Six? Yeah? My goodness,
it's old enough for me to date

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at two off of DiCaprio, isn't
it it is? Yeah, that's the

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here to discuss Chef Aide, an
episode that I've compared to Bartolmnia from the

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early nighties of The Simpsons. This
is chefer Mania. This episode was huge.

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It was massive in regards to It
was so big, not just because

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they had a lot of guest stars, but to promote the episode, they

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had a Chef Aide behind the menu
filmed in the same style as a VH

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one style behind the music, kind
of like the behind the Laughter episode of

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The Simpsons, and they had all
the guest stars talking about Chef as if

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he's a real person and all the
impact he's had on his career, kind

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of like when they had the who
Shop Mister Burns episode oft of The Simpsons,

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when they had all these people discussing
it like it's a real thing.

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I reckon this person shot him in
all that kind of thing, treading it

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like it's a real thing. So
these were you had like meat Loaf,

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and you had some people who didnt
actually appear in the episode. So we

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didn't have um twisted sister in the
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Dee Snyder was on the special,
um you know as Osbourne was on special

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as well, things like that,
just talking about how, you know,

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Chef music wouldn't be the same without
Chef and it was. It was funny,

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but by like ten minutes and you're
like, oh, this is all

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it is. Really, it's not
really anything. But it was nostalgia though,

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because it's just if it made you
feel like, oh, this was

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this was a moment for pop culture. This was like a really big deal.

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I remember as a kid, this
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I was promoted it heavily. Um. You know, you heard a

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lot about in the radio and things
like that, particularly because of the guest

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starts, because you look at the
guest start lineup and you think Alton John,

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Meet Loaf, Rick James, like
like all these huge names, Osborne,

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Rancid, Joe Strummer, all that. That's a huge fucking list of

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iconic rock legends all appearing. And
that just goes to show the power of

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South Park halfway through the second season, Like to get out in John to

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appear on a show like South Park
I think is probably the biggest deal of

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the lot in my opinion. Like
outon John. You look at his I

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mean, he's a charismatic guy,
but for him to appear on south Park,

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that's a pretty big deal if you
asked me, Oh god, yeah,

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I mean, as I said,
yeah, fourteen episodes into its second

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season, it just it speaks volumes
about how much the show had, Yeah,

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really got a grip of the of
the culture, of the popular culture.

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I mean, yeah, that people
were just lining up to be part

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of it. It was it was
the you know, it was the in

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crowd. You were in with the
in crowd if you were appearing in South

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Park. I think it wouldn't be
wrong to say that it was on the

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level of Bartomania, don't you think, Oh yeah, you'd have to know,

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you'd have to agree with that.
I mean that's as it is such

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an amazing linement of talent. I
mean also, it's just pure nineteen ninety

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eight. If you want an absolute
pop culture history lesson for that particular era,

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Yeah, just tune into this and
it's like, oh my god,

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Well, yeah, these are the
You've got a lot of vintage, classic,

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you know, timeless artists, but
if you've also got some that are

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very much of the era, it's
a it's a great it's a great snapshot

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of a particular moment in time.
I love the way they handled the album

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as well, so they treated it
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So the songs that were being performed
live, you've got Chef discussing like you

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saw like the host of the event
on the album and things like that.

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I remember that album being huge in
the school yard in Australia. Now I

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looked it up on the wiki pace. So Chef aid the album, which

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is it was one of the biggest
albums of the nineties for Australia. It

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hit number one in a show.
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ARIA charts here in Australia. It
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We loved us some, Chef aid, Absolutely we did. Yeah,

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I mean it's not really that hard
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you if you have an album with
this lineum of talent on it, you

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know, well, yeah, of
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mean, because it's got a bit
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it's a great sampler as well.
And it wasn't just a flash in

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the pan either, because it was
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in Australia it was thirteenth when it
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later in the year, the sales
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it still was in the top thirty
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Like it was huge, but like
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just a great album of music.
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like this is genuine punk rock music. It's a comedy album in some

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ways, but it's not a joke
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at all. No, you got
your plus you get your Chef songs as

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well. This is before the Internet, before streaming and Spotify and things like

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that. Owning it felt like owning
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in ninety ninety eight. Like now
it's like you can just gone on YouTube

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and watch anything you want. But
to be able to own these South Park

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songs listen to them whenever you wanted
to. That was huge as a as

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a world a ten year old kid
in nineteen ninety eight. Oh look,

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as as just a fan of the
show, any I mean yeah, because

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I remember not this album so much, but certainly the bigger, longer and

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uncut sound the next year. I
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much of a jam really means so
many people driving around listening to Uncle Fucker

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in ninety ninety nine in their cars, just singing along to what would Brian

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Boitano do? Absolutely yes. But
this actually had three versions, So you

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had the standard version of Chef the
album, you had the explicit, and

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you had the believe It was called
the extreme version. So the clean version

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had everything censored, the explicit one
had some words sensored someone not and Extreme

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was just you know, both of
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What I thought was interesting though,
apparently on the explicit version they don't

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sensor out fuck, but they sensor
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an odd choice. But I never
owned the album obviously, Mum would never

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let me own the South Park Chef
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But my mate Michael at the time
he owned it, and he had

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I know what album he had,
but he definitely had when I had the

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word fucking it. But he either
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Imagine it's Christmas Morning. Yeah,
it was that CD shaped you rip

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it up, you go like the
top left hand. God, it's the

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south buck up. It's the clean
version. It's the keen version. There's

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no parental advisory stick at man Man
parental advisory ticket. It's just the mark

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of quality. I remember you know
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Well, yes, of course,
yes, of course there's a terrible I

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shouldn't say terrible. I'm pre empty. But it looks like a terrible remake

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coming up. Oh yeah, but
you can't say terrible. You you're watching

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you go. This just does not
contain the same vibe as what the visional

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had. This feels like two guys
trying to be the visional as opposed to

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just having natural chemistry. Yeah yeah, I mean but no, Wesley Snipes,

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Woody Howisse, and chemistry is up
there with like but Mel Gibson and

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Danny Glover or something incredible but which
you would never would have expected before though,

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like you would have thought put those
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Yeah. Well, apparently they were
in a movie before White Men Can

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Do. We're in another one after
they were in Money, But they're in

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a Goldie Horn comedy called Wildcats back
in the back in the mid eighties.

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Whether they had many scenes together,
I don't know, but I mean apparently

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they Wesley and Woody were friends,
became friends on that set. But yeah,

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then they were put together for White
Men coun Jump. But Woody Harrelson

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in that movie is wearing a T
sir that's got the parental advisory explicit content

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on it. Ah. I was
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like this, Yeah, Skinny White
Cannon Geelong Early Night just got Yeah,

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I'm going to the badass in advising
you guys around me. There's gonna be

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some coarse language communities caviar is.
How'd you ad? Yeah? I wonder

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if like parents would have added to
come to birthday parties wearing that, not

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wearing that so you're not coming in
your buddy mouth. But you see that

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sticker and you just you just reminds
you of just being a child and thinking,

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oh, that's dangerous. Yoh,
yeah, that's naughty. I'm not

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allowed. I'm not supposed to listen
to that. But yeah, Chef the

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album, it was there. Obviously, it was huge, very much so,

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very much so, and all sprang
from this episode. Yeah. So

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the special aired as a way to
promote the episode. The Behind the Menu

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air beforehand, and it's, um, it's just got like I said,

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a bunch of slivers from from the
episode some I'm not just talking it up,

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like Chef's a real person. But
it also had the premiere of a

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film clip for the song by I
think it was Master P a rapper at

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the time. He had a song
called Kenny's Dead, and they played the

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film clip for it, and it's
actually worth a watch because it's a film

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clip that incorporates all the south Park
character. So they go to south Park

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and Chef's driving around with a south
Park version of this master Pe guy and

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the iconic lyrics from this song,
right, I've got to find them,

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Hang on, Adam, here here
we go. So the lyrics are and

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it was to the to the tune
of Freddy's Dead. Buy Curtis Mayfield,

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Yes, exactly, Yes, the
great Curtis may Fit. We got to

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ride tonight, my little homie Kenny
die tonight, just on repeat, a

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little Hall mc candy Dad Tonight and
that like Games the driving in the Last

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Vegas. So the basically the story
of the film clip is that Kenny's dad

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gives him a quarter like their last
quarter, and he says, now,

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fuck off the Las Vegas and go
win some money. And he goes to

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Las Vegas, Las Vegas and wins
him some money and unfortunately Chef and master

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p run him over at the end
of the episode, end of the clip

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and they kill him. M Yeah, it's it's worth watching just for that.

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You can find it on YouTube.
Yeah, it's just type chef aid

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behind the menu. It's worth watching
just for that. But there is one

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guy in there who is just a
famous comedian playing a producer. What was

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his name? He would go Fred
Goss. Do you know fred Goss?

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I do not know fred Goss.
Yeah, well Fred Goss. He plays

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a guy called Rory Schuster, and
he's watching it and you're like, this

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guy can't be a real person.
It's like he's too he's too flamboyant,

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and he's and I dare I see
like he's he's quite funny at times,

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but it's like, you can't be
this naturally funny. He don't look like

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it kind of god be naturally funny. But yeah, it's worth watching just

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to skim through anyway, check it
out chef aid behind behind them any But

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again, like I was saying,
it's just another way of just proving how

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big this episode was at the time. But I think you needed to.

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When you've got that many huge stars
being on your show, you've got to

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get the word out somehow, And
this is the kind of way we did

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it back in nineteen ninety eight.
Absolutely. By the way, quick thing

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about Fred Gosts, if you look
at him, it's like, let's just

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go remind me of and yeah,
who reminds me Trey Parker? He does

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look like Trey Parker. Actually you
say that, yeah, yeah, but

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in this in this show, he
had long black hair, and he's wearing

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like the sleeveless shirt and the nineteen
ninety eight chain around his neck and everything.

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It's quite funny. But yeah,
so I got to kick out of

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watching that. But did you think
though this episode it's basically crusty gets canceled.

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I don't find anywhere online anyone talking
about this. It's Crusty needs money,

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you know, he's he's lost his
job, Gabo's taken over. But

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in Lisa round up a bunch of
celebrities who are friends of his from the

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past to put on a show to
get him back on the air. It's

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the same story. Now that you
say that, I'm kind of slapping myself

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in there, going oh of course. Yeah. It was so much of

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the point where I'm like, this
must have been in a marge to it.

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I'm like, this, this is
just too blatantly Crusty gets cancel.

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Surely that's what they're going for,
but I don't know. I think it's

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a bit of a sitcom trope though
as well that occasionally have an episode where

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someone a character's down in the dumps, so hey, we're going to bring

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all their friends together to sort of
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mean, yeah, this is almost
two yea. It is very very close

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to Crusty got canceled into in in
that way in terms of the breakdown and

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all that kind of business. But
yeah, I hadn't I hadn't thought of

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it until just now, and now
I can't unsee it. I'll yeah,

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be looking at it that forever.
It just needed a gabbo. Everything needs

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a gabbo, it does, indeed. But did you enjoy the episode?

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I did, Actually, Yeah,
there were bits and pieces. I mean

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there were bits and pieces in this
that I was like, oh, this

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is from that, you know.
I mean, of course, only the

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basic setup of this with as we
said, you know, chefs in trouble

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is the industry mates have to come
to the rescue. But I've forgotten about

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the whole Johnny Cochrane Chewbacker defense kind
of deal. I've forgotten about the evil

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record company exec and his catchphrase,
all of which all of which made me

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I forgot the chef had to hit
the hall trail jiggle out to earn a

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little cash. Yeah, a whole
lot to enjoy in this, and I

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did have one of um, I
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moments, but certainly a very funny
cartman riff, the Chewbacca defense. As

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someone who grew up in the nineties, I knew what it was referencing.

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I always as a kid, I
don't really know who OJ was, but

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he was talked about so much in
different shows. You know, OJ got

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off. I'm like, who is
this? O Jane? What is it?

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And I wanted about that when I
got older. But it feels kind

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of dated now, doesn't it.
Johnny Cochrane doing the Chewbacker defense, it

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does. Yeah, I mean,
it's like a lot of things surrounded this

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episode. It's very much a flash
back to the nineties as opposed to something

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that continued to be in the public
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It's like, oh no, this
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a very specific incident, but still, I mean, I wasn't saying

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any way either, by the way, I'm just saying this is literally just

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anything to this epitomizes nineteen ninety eight. This is like as nineties as it

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gets. Really, it really does. You're not You're not wrong. What

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were your favorite moments from the episode? I did like when Chef was basically

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teaching Elton John how to be Elton
John. He's doing his dreadful song.

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Was a cheddar cheese girl or something
was the name of it. Yes,

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yeah, like, no, your
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here's a guy might be fixed up
your look, get some slick glasses

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and ship, which that ship I
thought that was fantastic. Chef hitting the

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hall trail I thought was great,
but just the funniest part of that.

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Actually, there were many funny parts
of the one that maybe love was the

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most. After Chev's done servicing,
shall we say Siller Provolovski, Gerald Gunson?

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How was it, Honey? I
watch this, I'm like, Okay,

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is this going to end up with
him not wanting to be his lawyer

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anymore when he finds out? And
no, no, he set it up.

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How was it, Honey? What
a terrific husband. He's just there

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to help exactly what I expected.
Oh, I'm speaking of Elton John.

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I love that when he actually showed
him in South Park he gave them mister

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hanky gritty, hardy hill kids.
Yes, I thought I was so impressed

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with Elton in this episode, thinking
that you know, he hasn't I mean,

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I guess he can't do. When
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got to like, have no shame. I guess. Well, I don't

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think Elton could ever be accused of
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think in the in the late nineties
and in the two thousands, I don't

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know, he started to maybe mellow
out of it. Do you think do

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you think that was a case of
pr just going all right, we're gonna

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appeal to a younger demo now like
it was your your demo who originally listened

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to you. They're now older.
We need to appeal to their children.

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It's a good way putting it.
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actually was the case. And maybe
he's just a South Park fan, maybe

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he'd been watched the first three episodes, because I mean, it's hilarious that

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you've got people in the music industry
and particularly the musical theater and musical comedy

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kind of sphere who really view Trey
Parker maybe not Matt Stone, but maybe

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the both of them. But I
think I think mainly Trey as kind of

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an equal. I mean, I
think they realized straight oh, this guy's

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a talent, straight out of the
gate. I mean, there's um a

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great letter that you can find on
the internet from you know, one of

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the greats of American musical theater,
Stephen Sondheim, who basically said, Trey

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Parker, you're fantastic, Which would
you ever consider working with me? It's

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like, holy shit, that's Stephen
Sondheim. And then they pay tribute to

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him in later episodes. It's like, I mean, that's like Gary Abbott

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coming here. I'll explain a second. That's like Gary Abbott coming to your

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house and say you want to go
kick to kick? Yeah, obviously Gary

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Abott one of the kind of a
fa footballs of all time. Yes,

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indeed, be like Ronaldo is saying
you want to go, you know,

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have a few kicks at that down
to the field. Yes, yeah,

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be like MJ that's Michael Jordan,
Michael Jackson, Yeah, coming up and

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say yeah, I want I want
to go play horse. Yeah. I

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mean you mentioned it and ropped up
to your house. I I think i'd

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ship pant, I'd slammed the door
and I'm sorry, but you I'd take

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that personally, you're coming to my
house. But I think my favorite,

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sorry, my favorite moment I'm inclined
to like Ozzy Osbourne, but him just

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biting the head off Kenny. That's
that was so funny. Well, that's

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we've we've laid now that that never
happened. Right, Apparently, isn't true.

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You didn't bite the head of a
bat, right or was it a

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dead bat? It was It wasn't
a live bat. Are we gonna have

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to We might have to do some
research on this. The story was that

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a bat was thrown up on the
on the stage and he bit the head

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off the bat. Right, let's
did Ozzie bite head off bat's? Let's

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lets let's put this to bed because
the Internet won't lie to us. So

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apparently he did do it. It
remains on rock and Roll's most well known

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rock and roll stories. Nothing better
explains I was his legacy. Here's a

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short version. The rocket bit the
head off of a real bat that may

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one have been alive while on stage
at a concert. Okay, so maybe

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you did do it. I thought
it was Oh, may no actually know

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that what it was was? There
was once a story going around when I

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was growing up that Marilyn Manson slaughtered
a pig on stage. Remember that one?

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No, I never heard that one. I mean, there's a lot

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you should go around with the kids
that, like Marilyn Manson used his snow

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Scary guy to kids at the time, that he killed a Piglets someone put

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a pig on stage and he killed
it on stage and like drank its blooded

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and stuff like that. That's obviously
wasn't true. Um, but apparently yeah,

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saying here that he actually did do
it, well, he did do

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it, and I love that he
was just played up in this episode as

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well. Yeah, I mean print
the legend. That's exactly how that is.

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But what it is too is he
can tell that the Tray and Matt

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were like fans of everyone they got
on the show as well, like it

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just it just suits them everyone they
got on the show, except for Alton.

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You watch, you like, Alton
doesn't fit with all these other people,

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you know, but but he does. But he doesn't like he's he's

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punk rock, but he's not punk
rock in the way that the you know,

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dmx R and that kind of no. No. But I mean he's

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a bit of a groundbreaker, yeah, John in a lot of ways.

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I think when we think of say
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you think of Bowie, you think
of Mark Bowl and all those guys,

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Elton John was, you know,
just as flamboyant. I mean, just

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he was just a little more sort
of audience friendly or user friendly. I

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mean, you weren't exactly scared of
Elton John, but he was. But

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he was kind of confrontational in his
way. He wasn't just sort of you

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know, getting up there in a
three piece suit or you know, slacks

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and a polo shirt. I mean
he was you know, he was a

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showman and he was showing off.
So but you're right. I mean he's

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not quite as quote unquote hardcore as
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he fits. He fits in there. You know. It's not an uncomfortable

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for it's a slightly awkward fit.
But no, I think he's I think

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he's earned his spot. I think
of all the people that had on this

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episode, he's he's the name,
right, He's the one he got.

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I was the Osiblen like they're all
big names, but and then meat Leaf

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and stuff. But Alton John is
the get, don't you reckon? Oh

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yeah, very much? So yeah. I mean I think if you you

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land him first and then then he's
the sort of bait you go around.

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So we know we've signed Elton John
for this you have Oh you guys are

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legit. Okay, That's how I
used to get guest stars on this show.

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I'm like, can we to you
this guy that like you have?

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Well, that guy gave me some
time and then maybe I better. But

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yeah, so, yeah, my
favorite moments. Where As you said,

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I liked n Gerald, how was
it, honey, I also liked the

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fact that they called meat leaf cuscus
and he was thin. Yeah, so

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obviously the oppositely opposite of big fat
meatloafs, and obviously the one that you

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mentioned before. I'm above the law. The law. I don't know where

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that comes from, because the first
time I and I'm like riffing on it

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can't have come from this, but
maybe it did. I am about the

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law. It happens every once in
a while. I mean, you'll have

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in the writer's room or in the
recording booth or whatever, someone just started

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doing a funny voice and it'll either
work from the get go, or you

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know, someone will try to top
it, and then I'll just keep going

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up and up and up levels and
levels until it just becomes South Park's great

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for that is, and it Trey
Parker in particular, Oh yeah, watching

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him do the the human Centipede that
I'm sure Kyle, I've seen that clip,

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right. That's one of my favorite
things on the internet, the cottle

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fish. Okay, now, let's
try to get an answer from someone who's

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not a complete retard. All right, they were starting a new segment.

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Here, I'm going in the south. Up, mister Davis. Each episode,

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I'm gonna give you the air the
episode. So this was October believe

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October seventh. Let me get October
seventh, nineteen ninety eight. This originally

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aired right, think back, right, you're the movie man, You're the

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movie guy. Right, you review
movies, movie is your movies are your

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thing. In the week of October
seventh, nineteen ninety eight, what do

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you think was number one at the
US box office? Oh? Gosh,

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early October nineteen ninety eight. Almost
I don't want to say Scream two.

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No, not Scream two. I've
got the top three here. Would you

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want to give you a hint of
what number one was? Sure? I

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would. It was a children's film, animated animated Disney. I don't believe.

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So. Okay, but you're on
the same you're on the right track

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that I reckon with what you're saying
there. Okay, then think of Big

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CGI Kids film nineteen ninety eight that
lives in the shadow of a one that

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was similar. It's Ants, isn't
it. It's Ants? Yes, it's

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funny. Yeah. Ants has got
this incredible voice. Cast. Admitly the

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leaders not quite the doesn't quite carry
the same casual as he used to.

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It's Woody Allen in the lead,
but Sylvester Stallone, Sharon Stone I think,

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is doing a voice in it as
well. But hey, Kevin spaces

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in A Bug's Life, mate,
that's true. Oh my god. The

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dueling animated insect movies of nine to
ninety eight are both canceled. Yeah,

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they've both been canceled, unfortunately.
But Aunts was number one, a film

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that I have never seen. When
that ad for that movie used to come

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and it used to scare me.
It looks scary to me when I was

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a kid. I don't know why. Sounds silly. I would have been

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ten, but I was just like, hey, look fucking freaky. I

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didn't like it. They do the
animation. I mean, of course A

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Bug's Life was out at roughly the
same time, or they were kind of

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dueling. As I said, animated
insect movies kind of Bug's Life had that

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that lovely sort of curved childlike Pixar
animation. It's like, oh, this

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is all smooth edges and you know
nothing's going to hurt me here. Yeah,

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But ants they kind of like this
is angular and odd and dark.

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It was so dark and brown,
and it wasn't colorful and bright and outside.

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It was just it just it came
on the screen. I remember the

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trail at the movies and I was
like, I don't like this. It

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is scammy. It was just dark. Yeah. I'm trying to recall what

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the actual plot of ANTS is.
I can't. I don't really remember much

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about it at all. I just
remember that it just had this this big

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name cast. Yeah, and it
was a bad ANTS A better Bugs Live.

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Yeah. I mean it's basically the
story of you know, seven Samurai

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or the Magnificent Seven, but with
Bugs. I always thought it was um

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it was not successful Ants. But
no, it was number one at the

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box office, you know, early
October ninety eight. Now do you want

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to try and guess what the next
two? Way, I'll give you a

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couple of hints for the next two. They were. Number two was a

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Robin Williams film, which I had
never heard of until I did this little

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research. Oh was it What Dreams
May Come? Correct? Yeah? I

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never is that a good film?
I've never seen it. I think I

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only saw it once and it was
yeah, kind of an odd fantasy with

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some dark elements. I mean,
basically, Robin Williams's wife commits suicide and

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his subsequently goes to hell, and
he sort of goes to hell defined her

405
00:25:08.720 --> 00:25:11.240
and follow it, and to follower
and defined her and to bring it back.

406
00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:15.200
I read the description was that the
children die in a car accident,

407
00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:18.759
then he dies and he doesn't know. Maybe I'm thinking of something entirely different.

408
00:25:19.319 --> 00:25:25.319
I think you must. I just
knew that there was death in it.

409
00:25:25.880 --> 00:25:26.839
Yes, there was death, but
it doesn't sound like a movie that

410
00:25:26.880 --> 00:25:32.400
I would really enjoy it. And
the third one was a budding cop comedy

411
00:25:32.480 --> 00:25:34.200
I think we got might never seen
it, but um, Jackie Chan,

412
00:25:34.559 --> 00:25:40.480
oh it's rush hour, rush Hour. Yes, yes, I rewatched that

413
00:25:40.559 --> 00:25:42.799
not long ago because I'm like,
I'm in the move for some junkie late

414
00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:48.200
late nineties nostalgia. Yep, how
far wrong going to go with Jackie Chan.

415
00:25:48.759 --> 00:25:52.119
And then I watched it. I
just did this. This is Chris

416
00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:56.559
Tucker before he sort of you know, I came to appreciate Chris Tucker a

417
00:25:56.599 --> 00:26:00.640
little more as time went by,
but early on it was like, oh

418
00:26:00.720 --> 00:26:03.480
man, you're just really going for
it and not in the way there's necessarily

419
00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:07.799
all that appealing to me. Kind
of like when we rewatched the Fifth Element

420
00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:08.599
recently, you kind of hurt me. I was like, I've had enough

421
00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:12.759
of him by this point. It's
just too much. Fifth Element has got

422
00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:17.720
just enough Chris Sucker. You know
I haven't had any more. You be

423
00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:21.720
gone? Can we get back?
Can we get back to their blue opera

424
00:26:21.759 --> 00:26:25.519
sing a lady? Can we get
back to anything else than this? Okay,

425
00:26:25.559 --> 00:26:27.759
well, thank you for that.
I flunked that quiz, but we'll

426
00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:30.759
keep doing it, and I'm gonna
one of these days I'm gonna stump you

427
00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:33.000
out. Get them all. Yes, but don't you do any research though.

428
00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:38.960
Oh absolutely, We're okay. So
for now, side for some trivia.

429
00:26:40.039 --> 00:26:41.839
So before we do trivia, we
need to, of course redact the

430
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names of our patients because they have
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431
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432
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It gets your name read out on
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433
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434
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start our shoutouts this week mister Davis
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435
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436
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437
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438
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439
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as well. Absolute legend. Yeah, and remember here these following people have

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been supporting us with five dollars each. This week, we've got Jordan Ulman,

441
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450
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Thank you so much for your support. Guys, Welcome to the clubhouse gang.

451
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Yeah, absolute champions. Remember,
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452
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we'll get your name right out on
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453
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you folks here at four figure discounts
slash going down to South Park. Mister

454
00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:18.920
Davis, what's your first question?
My first question you what is the name

455
00:28:18.039 --> 00:28:26.200
of the record label that released Stinky
Bridgets? Is the Capital? It's capitalist

456
00:28:26.759 --> 00:28:30.359
capitalist. Oh I didn't notice that, nice little play on words. My

457
00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:33.400
first question is what's the name of
the judge for the court case? It

458
00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:41.119
is the honorable misspelling honorable Judge Moses
correct according to Johnny Talk Johnny Cochrane,

459
00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:45.559
how tall it's chewbaccup eight feet He's
eight feet doll eight feet tall. And

460
00:28:45.759 --> 00:28:48.200
my final question, when you got
two here, because I've the first question

461
00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:52.039
is obviously the box office one.
My final one is how much did Chef

462
00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:56.319
make from horn himself out? Chef
made four hundred and ten thousand, three

463
00:28:56.400 --> 00:29:00.759
hundred dollars. I love that.
That is absolutely ridiculous. Like I only

464
00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:02.799
made one hundred and ten thousand,
three hundred and no, no one neither

465
00:29:02.839 --> 00:29:06.319
two million. But like that's a
word of money. Particularly he was,

466
00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:08.519
you know, selling that chef goodness
for like a hundred bucks a shot.

467
00:29:08.839 --> 00:29:14.599
I'm gonna do the maths here,
So that's that's a lot. I believe

468
00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:18.279
it would be four thousand, one
hundred and three right, I don't know

469
00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:22.680
whatever that sounds about it? Right? Would you like any more quick?

470
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:23.480
I can give you one. Give
me one more, Give me one more.

471
00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:26.519
We'll get into our room view.
Okay, Hinch with one more?

472
00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:32.000
What did Elton John buy from the
kids? Oh? Damn, I you're

473
00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:33.200
gonna ask a question about the candies? I don't know what were they?

474
00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:37.920
He bought three crispy Young yums.
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479
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The original air date of Chef Aid
was October nineteen ninety eight. It

480
00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:04.319
was written by Trey Parker and Matt
Stone and directed by Trey Parker. So

481
00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:11.319
the episode kicks off with cartmen singing
Stinky Riches by Alanis Morrissett. Another nineties

482
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:14.480
are sort of I mean, she's
still people still know who she is now.

483
00:30:14.559 --> 00:30:17.759
She still does things, but she's
a very she's very much nineties you

484
00:30:17.759 --> 00:30:19.680
think of when you think of Alanis
Morrisset, it's nineteen ninety five onwards,

485
00:30:19.720 --> 00:30:22.240
you know it is. I mean, I don't think then many people are

486
00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:26.519
talking about the new Alanis Morrissette album, if in fact one actually exists,

487
00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:29.880
but they are sort of talking about, Hey, it's the twenty thieth anniversary

488
00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:33.640
of Jagged Little Pill, which is
one of the first albums I remember hearing.

489
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:36.839
I used to have a next door
neighbor named Danielle. Danielle, if

490
00:30:36.839 --> 00:30:38.279
you're right there listening, shout out
to you. She used to babysit me

491
00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:41.359
and always looking after me. Great
great person. But I remember going to

492
00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:45.720
her room and she just had like
she was like, they're so cool because

493
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:48.400
she had like the albums that you
know, we're more for teenage but you

494
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:51.079
know, she had never mind and
she had jacked a little pill sit now,

495
00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:52.519
remember she put it on and I
was like, it was my first

496
00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:55.839
little introduction to real music. I
was like, this is different. And

497
00:30:55.839 --> 00:30:57.880
now whenever I hear the music,
it takes me back to being in Danielle's

498
00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:02.400
room listening to the actual seed at
the time. And it's a great album.

499
00:31:02.920 --> 00:31:06.920
It is it is. I mean
I wasn't wasn't a huge Atlantis fan,

500
00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:11.200
but you just it just seeped into
you by Osmosis because I mean it

501
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:14.799
was everywhere back of that time.
And yeah, the more you hear it's

502
00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:17.920
like a pretty good song, run
it pretty good singer, It's a pretty

503
00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:21.039
good song. Yeah, I mean
you ought to know was overplayed. But

504
00:31:21.079 --> 00:31:22.400
if you look at the other songs
on the album, like you know,

505
00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:26.440
Ironic is a great song. You've
got um, what's the handover? Is

506
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:29.880
a hand over head over feet,
head over head over feet, Yeah,

507
00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:30.759
songs like that, Like, yeah, they're they're fucking to me. A

508
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:33.920
great song is but yeah, so
he in here they taking the piss out

509
00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:37.200
of her because she's singing stinky beaches
or Cartman's sing Niccolat stuck in his head

510
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:41.359
and Kyle asked, mister Garrison here, but mister Tweig still here. That's

511
00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:44.319
a sort of the substory We've got
to mention. Actually the substory was the

512
00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:48.000
Garrison getting mister Hat back. But
how do you think they handled that before

513
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:52.920
we get into the full review.
Look, it was kind of slight,

514
00:31:52.319 --> 00:31:56.599
a little inconsequential, but I've got
a few laughs out of it. And

515
00:31:57.200 --> 00:32:00.720
yeah, the whole Fatal Attraction show
app with them. Yeah, and just

516
00:32:00.960 --> 00:32:05.440
the mind games that are being played, you know with the mister Twiggie the

517
00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:07.400
ending, I'm Anna Potter or any
I've been big with bits broken off him.

518
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:12.079
He knew where it was going,
didn't you? Yeah? You did?

519
00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:16.200
You did? I don't know.
I think mister twigg he didn't have

520
00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:22.319
any staying pad. We need to
get Hat back. Hello there, children,

521
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:25.039
What did you say? He's saying
some new hit song? Eric,

522
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:29.079
Why didn't you hear that song?
If I'm having a place on a radio

523
00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:32.599
in TV anywhere, will I'll be
sodomized on Christmas? Children? I wrote

524
00:32:32.599 --> 00:32:36.920
that song twenty years ago. You
at it? Yeah, back when I

525
00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:38.559
used to be in the rock business. And now it looks like some big

526
00:32:38.599 --> 00:32:42.400
record company that has published one of
my songs. Wow, then used to

527
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:45.039
get money for it. Oh,
I don't want any money. I just

528
00:32:45.079 --> 00:32:46.440
like to see my name on the
credits. That's all can reach. You

529
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:49.599
go to the record company. My
dad's a lawyer, dude, he tells

530
00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:52.039
me about this stuff all the time. Well, all right, mane,

531
00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:55.920
I will go. I'll play them
my version of the song. I loved

532
00:32:57.039 --> 00:33:02.000
the line here, well, I'll
be sodomized on Christmas. Chef can't believe

533
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:06.559
it's a song that he wrote is
actually an error in this episode, So

534
00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:09.079
he says here, I wrote it
twenty years ago, and Johnny cochrane later

535
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:12.359
on, I had to go back
and in the episode ago didn't get my

536
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:16.519
notes. Ron Johnny Cochin says he
wrote it forty years ago, ten years

537
00:33:16.519 --> 00:33:20.079
ago to ten years ago. Yes, but Chef says twenty years ago.

538
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:22.240
I'm like, when was it?
Guys, when was it? Maybe it's

539
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:28.519
just another way of Johnny Cochlin's way
of confusing everybody that doesn't go yeah,

540
00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:30.480
it just keeps you, keeps you
on your toes. This does not make

541
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:36.240
sense. But Chef just you know, he's a great guy. He doesn't

542
00:33:36.279 --> 00:33:37.039
want any money. He doesn't give
a shit about that. He just wants

543
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:39.640
his name on the credits. He
just wants to be credited to you know,

544
00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:43.400
he helped write that song. He
wrote the song. Well, good

545
00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:46.119
luck with that, chef, because
the guy, yes, the Jungleman of

546
00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:50.000
Capitalist Records. By the way,
did we get his name? I don't

547
00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:52.480
believe so. I don't believe so. Yeah, But the evil comb Over

548
00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:57.480
executive at Capitalist Records is not having
any of that, is he Dano.

549
00:33:57.720 --> 00:34:01.640
If there's one way of disc of
portraying weasel esque villain, it's the comb

550
00:34:01.640 --> 00:34:07.559
Over, isn't it. It is
the guys who were a little bit overweight,

551
00:34:07.640 --> 00:34:09.920
slightly sweaty, and yeah, definitely
trying to cover up that ball spot

552
00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:14.280
with whatever they've got left uptop.
It's kind of like Gary Oldman and Fifth

553
00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:17.559
Element. It is it is.
We haven't recorded that yet, have we

554
00:34:17.559 --> 00:34:21.760
We haven't recorded that yet. No, but we'll get to it. We're

555
00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:23.400
gonna get Yeah, we'll get to
it. Yeah. I love a little

556
00:34:23.400 --> 00:34:27.519
tidbit before we get into the south
Park here, the little tease for our

557
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:30.920
Fifth Element reviews. Gary Oldman hates
that movie. Only did it because he

558
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:36.559
felt like he had to wait.
What felt we had to because why because

559
00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:38.800
Gary Oldman did a film that he
directed, he wrote and directed, and

560
00:34:38.840 --> 00:34:44.760
the guy who produced Oh Fifth Element
helped fund the movie. So Gary Olmand

561
00:34:44.760 --> 00:34:47.239
felt like he owed the guy.
Well that yeah, Gary Oldman and lucas

562
00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:51.199
On, the director of The Fifth
Element, had worked together previously on The

563
00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:54.039
Professional a few years earlier. And
then yeah, then the Lucason and his

564
00:34:54.079 --> 00:35:00.840
company bankrolled a very nasty movie called
Nil by Man, which is basically just

565
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:05.320
about the worst family ever m and
their adventures in domestic abuse and all that

566
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:08.480
kind of stuff. Not exactly yeah, a lot of Friday night pizza and

567
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:13.360
beer viewing. But anyway, we'll
talk about that when we talk about Fifth

568
00:35:13.360 --> 00:35:15.599
Elmon. But right now, Chef
Aide. We had to talk about Chef

569
00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:19.280
Aide. And yes, they go
to I'm to Capitalist Records. As he

570
00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:22.320
said, I've got Capital Records,
but you've you've explained to me it's Capitalist

571
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:24.079
Records, which is even funnier.
And Carl says, his dad's a lawyer,

572
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:30.519
so that's what he goes within bitches
you all, you see, mister

573
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:35.000
big record producer. Stinking Bridges was
something I wrote several years ago. I

574
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:38.239
really see no resemblance between that song
and Stinky Bridges by our artist Atlantis.

575
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:42.840
Moore said, huh, it's the
same a game song. No. Look,

576
00:35:42.920 --> 00:35:45.480
I'm trying to be cool about this, but you can't just rip people's

577
00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:50.800
music off. It's against the law. I am above the law, mister

578
00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:52.960
Chef. I'm afraid you leave me
no alternative. We're going to sue you,

579
00:35:53.480 --> 00:35:57.840
sue me. You stole one of
my songs, and you're going to

580
00:35:57.920 --> 00:36:00.599
sue me. Yes, I suggest
you get a real good lawyer. We'll

581
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:04.880
have the best in the business.
We'll get my dad to be Chef's lawyer.

582
00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:07.000
Yeah, he's Jerry, the delivery
from Trey. He just you know

583
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:09.800
for a fact that he would have
said about it at least a thousand times

584
00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:14.679
when they were recording this episode Above
the Law. He said it around the

585
00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:16.239
house whenever someone says, you know, pick your socks up, honey.

586
00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:22.519
I would like to think that Trey
still says that to his missus and she

587
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:28.000
still gets to chuck about it.
And they threatened to sue Chef. That

588
00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:32.800
backfired. Riley did countrast record companies
when you have this many guest stars on

589
00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:37.039
right, and admitally, when I
was watching it. It never felt like

590
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:40.599
they were rushing through. But do
you what do you think the purpose was

591
00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:45.880
of having the Garrison storyline in there? Because surely when you got all this

592
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:49.480
many, you got this many guest
stars, you'd have enough content to fill

593
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:52.840
out the twenty two minutes. What
was the point of having the Garrison story

594
00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:55.039
in here? I don't know.
It didn't add anything to the chef's story,

595
00:36:55.639 --> 00:36:59.880
not really, no, I mean, maybe they just felt compelled to

596
00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:02.800
have some kind of b plot just
because that's the rules, that's the conventions,

597
00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:07.840
and there are only two seasons into
their TV show. They mean there

598
00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:12.559
maybe they're admittally Parker and Stone don't
seem short of confidence or anything like that.

599
00:37:12.599 --> 00:37:14.960
I mean, I think they haven't
met a rule. They didn't want

600
00:37:15.000 --> 00:37:19.480
to sort of bend or break.
But at the same time, we probably

601
00:37:19.599 --> 00:37:22.400
better have something just to break up
the story and just have a little step

602
00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:27.119
away and then we'll come back,
then come back. I don't maybe that's

603
00:37:27.159 --> 00:37:30.639
the case. Who knows. But
Garrison here is watching Sticky Bitches on TV

604
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:40.719
and he goes and finds mister Twigg
boiling in the pot. Mister Twigg,

605
00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:52.400
is that you, mister Twigg mister
twig. No, I'll get this to

606
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:59.480
you, mister twig. So we've
got the court case now, and Jerald

607
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:00.599
tells Chef, don't worry about just
keep quiet, I'll handle this, and

608
00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:04.800
then he realized it's Johnny Cochrane.
Oh what do you mean? Oh?

609
00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:08.679
And it's a viewers these days,
Johnny Cochrane. I mean, obviously nice

610
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:13.239
idea. Everyone's well aware the guy
was terrifying when it comes to court cases.

611
00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:15.119
But in like, how did he
make this happen? How did he

612
00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:19.280
get oj Off? But that name
in two twenty three, twenty twenty three

613
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:21.880
doesn't really mean much, does it. No, No, I mean you

614
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:27.360
you basically have to follow. But
it's lucky that this episode actually says he

615
00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:29.440
got oh j Off. It's like, oh, okay, well in that

616
00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:30.960
case, I'm home. Yeah,
and he can't. You can't judge an

617
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:34.840
episode for feeling like nineteen ninety eight
when it aired in nineteen ninety eight,

618
00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:37.840
That is very true. You know. It would have been awesome though,

619
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:43.239
if they actually got Johnny Cochrane to
voice this Rane doing the voice of the

620
00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:45.519
of the fucking chewback of Defense,
that would be peak South part. Don't

621
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:49.960
you Reckon oh yeah, if you
had Johnny Cocker, it does not make

622
00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:53.599
sense. You had him saying that, holy shit, it's hilarious. How

623
00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:58.760
much Cochran sort of got hold of
the as I said, the the collective

624
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:00.480
conscious is going to mean, there's
the whole whole thing with Seinfeld, the

625
00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:07.000
Jackie Charles character, who's basically a
Johnny Cochrane rip off. Yeah, in

626
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:09.159
the night he was like, oh
wow, yeah, this guy's a character,

627
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:13.920
Yes, exactly. But then we
get Garrison once again. He's racing

628
00:39:14.000 --> 00:39:15.159
mister tweaking to the hospital. They
think it's the baby, but it's not

629
00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:20.280
just over exaggerating. Everyone's like this, it was nice. I guess at

630
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:22.519
one point for everyone in the town, do just go, you know what,

631
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:25.039
Garrison, We've had enough. You're
fucking crazy. We're you're putting you

632
00:39:25.119 --> 00:39:30.320
away. Enough's enough. Funny.
Tolerance only goes so far. So we're

633
00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:34.280
at the fifteenth day of the trial, so it's long trial. I already

634
00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:37.000
be done for two weeks, and
he's wondering whether you'll use the two back

635
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:38.440
of defense. We think we get
the kids watching first, and we get

636
00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:40.719
Cartman saying, oh yeah, kick
him in the nats. We just felt

637
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:44.000
like filler. We'll seen him do
this a couple of times NATS. It's

638
00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:45.360
always funny, but just sort of, yeah, just a way of getting

639
00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:49.360
the kids on the screen, I
guess, because you know for a fact

640
00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:52.000
that when they're making these shows,
it's like, all right, we can't

641
00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:53.119
go more than like two minutes about
Cartman being on the screen. We have

642
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:57.480
to get Cartman. We've got to
have him tweaking into this, you know,

643
00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:00.920
saying something, saying one of his
catchphras. But it's true though.

644
00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:02.159
I think I think, like you
know, when you got to show a

645
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:07.320
character who was just taking pop culture
by storm, you know, he's like

646
00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:10.360
the rcle kind of thing. He's
the fonz Would you compare it to Fonzi?

647
00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:15.880
He was pretty beat. The Cartman
character was massive. Yeah. Yeah.

648
00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:19.440
And every market you got, there's
always all the bootleg South Park merch

649
00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:23.320
you'd see everywhere. It was just
like gick ass written written underneath the quote

650
00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:28.400
merchant with the quote merch. And
well, likewise we're in the Simpsons first

651
00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:30.440
out. I mean, you just
had bart everywhere. Yeah, so I

652
00:40:30.519 --> 00:40:36.000
never got to experience barte Mania,
but I experienced Carton Mania cartemnia, because

653
00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:37.840
you could say it and also it
was just fun. It was a fun

654
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:43.239
time to be a kid watching this
character. Who felt I can understand My

655
00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:46.400
parents in nineteen ninety thought Bart was
a rebel. But you compare him to

656
00:40:46.519 --> 00:40:52.800
Cartman and you think, wow,
you thought Bart was Well, don't they

657
00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:57.079
say that at some stage down the
line where you know, Bart makes appearance

658
00:40:57.119 --> 00:40:59.840
on South Park or vice versa AND's
like, I cut the head off the

659
00:40:59.840 --> 00:41:01.840
st at you and yeah, yeah, I suppose that's pretty bad ass.

660
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:07.400
Is the Simpsons already did an episode? I think it might be? Comment

661
00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:13.639
says, yeah, I killed this
kid's parents, and then a fit the

662
00:41:13.679 --> 00:41:20.440
gids parents whoa man? But um, yeah, so we get out the

663
00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:22.880
court case. Now that's what I've
got Cochrane, he says ten years ago

664
00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:23.960
instead of twenty And I was a
bit confusing. I thought I'd made a

665
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:28.320
mistake. But he uses the chewbacker
defence, and just no matter how many

666
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:30.920
times he said, that does not
make sense. It was funny to me.

667
00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:36.000
It does not make sense, Ladies
and gentlemen, this is Chewbaccer.

668
00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:40.119
Chewbacca is a Whookie from the planet
Kishik, but Chewbacca lives on a planet

669
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.440
Endoor. Now think about it.
That does not make thin. Damn it.

670
00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:50.000
He's using the Chewbacca defense. Why
would a wookie, an eight foot

671
00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:52.760
tall Whookie want to live on endoor
with a bunch of two foot tall ewalks.

672
00:41:53.079 --> 00:41:57.559
That does not make thin. But
more importantly, you have to ask

673
00:41:57.639 --> 00:42:02.480
yourself, what does this have to
do with this case? Nothing, ladies

674
00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:06.519
and gentlemen, It has nothing to
do with this case. It does not

675
00:42:06.840 --> 00:42:09.360
make sense. Look at me,
I'm a lawyer defending a major record comedy

676
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:14.320
and I'm talking about Chewbacca. Does
that make sense, Ladies and gentlemen.

677
00:42:14.360 --> 00:42:16.199
I am not making any sense.
None of this makes sense. And so

678
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:21.320
you have to remember when you're in
that jury room deliberating and conjugating the emancipation

679
00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:25.480
proclamation, does it make sense?
No, ladies and gentlemen, of this

680
00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:30.599
supposed jury, it does not make
sin. If Jubacca lives on end or

681
00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:37.960
you must acquit the defense rests.
Oh okay, then wow, he's kid

682
00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:42.159
in a turr yard courtroom. Johnny
Cochrane has just finished his closing arguments,

683
00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:45.719
and as was anticipated, he did
use the Jupaka defense. Whether or not

684
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:49.199
it worked is up to the jury
to decide. I'll find you the jury.

685
00:42:49.519 --> 00:42:54.360
We find the defendant, Jerome Chef
McElroy, guilty as charged. Whoops,

686
00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:59.000
whoops, mister chef, you've been
found guilty of harassing a major record

687
00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:01.079
label. The full fee of two
million dollars will be handed over within twenty

688
00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:04.880
four hours. Do I look like
I have two million dollars? Well,

689
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:07.079
you have twenty four hours to find
it, or else you have to go

690
00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:14.000
to jail for eight million years.
It's actually for four years. Oh sorry,

691
00:43:14.199 --> 00:43:17.639
you'll go to jail for four years. This can't be happening. By

692
00:43:17.679 --> 00:43:23.000
the way, did we know Chef's
full name before this episode? We've got

693
00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:27.360
to mention at the start. Yeah, Jerome, Yeah, Jerome, Jerome

694
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:30.480
chef McElroy. Yeah, cool name, Jerome. If it it's Chef Jerome.

695
00:43:31.119 --> 00:43:35.519
Jerome's not bad, is it.
Yeah? I think if I was

696
00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:37.079
Jerome, I think I'd be asked
to be called Jerome all the time out

697
00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:40.639
Hey, Jerry. So but now
at Chef's placeness, seizing all of the

698
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:44.159
stuff and the kids come over to
try and cheer him up. I wasn't

699
00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:45.599
a fan of the cartman doing the
German dance again because kind of felt like,

700
00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:49.000
oh, you're just cramming Cartman in
for the sake of it. Yeah,

701
00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:51.960
it did. I mean, I've
got to kick out of it.

702
00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:55.599
I just admit. I mean I
like I like all things German, mainly

703
00:43:55.679 --> 00:44:00.199
just because the German accent is one
of the funniest to laugh at. Um.

704
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:04.400
Like the way that a little later
down the line, I think Stan

705
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:07.639
refers to it as the German Dons. He does. Actually, yes,

706
00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:10.400
we're gonna get We're gonna get Carman
to do the German Dons, which I

707
00:44:10.559 --> 00:44:15.239
just gotta have to kick out of. Um. But you're right, I

708
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:19.880
mean it does feel like, let's
get Cartman to do something, or you

709
00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:23.199
know, Cartman, Dooce does his
douce, his Cartman does his Cartman thing.

710
00:44:25.039 --> 00:44:28.960
Okay, I mean then it's not
always going to be a winner,

711
00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:30.800
but no, no, I've got
a bit little bit of a kick out

712
00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:34.000
of it this time. One thing
I did notice, not not Cartman,

713
00:44:34.039 --> 00:44:38.039
but in this scene the record company
guy, he's carrying a tube of something

714
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:42.360
called spooge, sponge or spooge or
something. I was like, what is

715
00:44:42.400 --> 00:44:45.320
this? There was a spoonge,
and I thought, are they going to

716
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:47.880
make something in this? Is it
chef's toothpaste? And he's stolen it is

717
00:44:47.880 --> 00:44:52.559
it like condensed milk? What is
it? My spoonge just sounds like a

718
00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:57.599
random word to describe semen. Do
you reckon it is a random word you

719
00:44:57.679 --> 00:45:02.280
used to describe semen speech. But
I did like the going through the photo

720
00:45:02.320 --> 00:45:07.079
album and loving many many women,
including a goat. Apparently I missed the

721
00:45:07.199 --> 00:45:10.559
goat. I did see the two
ladies on the Chinese Well, that was

722
00:45:10.599 --> 00:45:13.239
the photo that they said, go
back for a second. He's like,

723
00:45:13.239 --> 00:45:15.480
don't worry about that one. And
he goes onto that there was him with

724
00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:19.280
a goat, and he takes the
photo album as well because he's above the

725
00:45:19.360 --> 00:45:21.519
law. And Chef says, don't
worry. I'm going to raise the money

726
00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:23.480
and I'm going to hire Cocrane and
sue you. And then we get to

727
00:45:23.639 --> 00:45:28.400
Garrison once again, and he has
mister Twigg in bed or relaxed until he

728
00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:31.760
realizes that he's been snapped in half. Chef now calls Cochrane. He's on

729
00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:36.320
him on the phone. Cocran agrees
he'll he'll do his case. He gets

730
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:38.599
the two million dollars. So the
kids start suggesting bands that they saw in

731
00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:40.559
his in his photo album, because
you know, he used to be part

732
00:45:40.559 --> 00:45:44.480
of the rock scene. And he
goes, you guys do that. That's

733
00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:46.960
fine, but I'm gonna go hol
myself out. He puts on his whole

734
00:45:47.039 --> 00:45:52.039
jacket. Yes, I think for
me watching it, because I knew how

735
00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:53.119
many guest stars were in it,
I'm just kind of sitting there coin up

736
00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:58.400
Millhouse, going when are they going
to get to the celebrities? So the

737
00:45:58.480 --> 00:46:01.480
kids they finally go to see the
miss nat to Elton John's house. Hi

738
00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:05.119
are you Elton John? Sir Elton
John, I was knighted. You know.

739
00:46:05.320 --> 00:46:07.280
We're trying to raise many for our
school. Chef. We have chatlet

740
00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:10.960
Naggie. Thank m Cranky. I'm
sorry, but I'm not a big candy

741
00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:14.599
bar fan. Why could you just
buy a couple anyway? Our friend Chef

742
00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:16.400
is really chef. You mean chef
Chef? Yeah, dude, well you

743
00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:20.440
remember him? Of course. I
haven't seen him in so long. I

744
00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:22.719
remember when I first met him.
It was about twenty five years ago.

745
00:46:23.320 --> 00:46:27.880
I was just a struggling musician who
couldn't get a break. Oh oh,

746
00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:30.920
y'all a chatta cheese girl. You're
stuff out firm and you go well with

747
00:46:31.079 --> 00:46:38.519
wine. Oh oh, chatta Cheese
Girl, Chedda Chatta cheese Girl. Hey,

748
00:46:38.599 --> 00:46:42.360
Alton, don't feel so down,
baby, have some of my Scottish

749
00:46:42.360 --> 00:46:45.360
haggis. It'll cheer you. Thanks, Chef. I just don't understand what

750
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:47.320
my music is missing. Look,
Elton, you are a great singer,

751
00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:52.679
but a returned Muckert could write better
lyrics. I really thought I had it

752
00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:54.320
this time with Chedda Cheese Girl.
What you need is a guy to write

753
00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:58.639
really good lyrics for you. I
knew a guy named Bernard Tupin who's working

754
00:46:58.679 --> 00:47:01.960
at Mouthburger right now, give McCall
that's a great idea. Why don't you

755
00:47:02.000 --> 00:47:07.400
get yourself some new threads, you
know, some slick glasses and ship and

756
00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:09.039
so I got Bernie to write my
lyrics. If it wasn't for Chef,

757
00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:12.440
I would never have had a career
in musing. So will you buy some

758
00:47:12.519 --> 00:47:14.800
of our candy bars to help him
out? Yes, of course, I'll

759
00:47:14.840 --> 00:47:17.760
buy three Crispy Yum Yums, three
Crispy Unions. Hey, Elm, if

760
00:47:17.800 --> 00:47:21.159
I give you these lyrics, will
you write a song from my girlfriend Wendy?

761
00:47:21.599 --> 00:47:24.159
Sure? Kid, But I would
retain exclusive worldwide right, including but

762
00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:28.239
not limited to Asian territories with a
twenty percent commission on all domestic sales and

763
00:47:28.320 --> 00:47:30.880
sole ownership of any and all publishing. Okay, tell chef, I said,

764
00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:35.719
Hi, it's nice. This is
a thing. We recently did the

765
00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:40.320
review of the worldwide privacy to it. Right, and they take the mickey

766
00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:44.119
out of out in John there?
What do they call him? Smelly John?

767
00:47:46.639 --> 00:47:49.880
I'd like to think that Alton washed
that with a smiley's face. When

768
00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:52.400
you watched this one, you know
that obviously he was either a fan of

769
00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:55.119
South Park or he's he's a friends
of You're got to be friends with my

770
00:47:55.119 --> 00:47:59.079
guests. By the point, you
wouldn't turn down a friendship with training Matt

771
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:01.599
in nineteen ninety eight, right,
I don't think you would. So twenty

772
00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:05.320
was it twenty five years later?
Twenty four years later? I had to

773
00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:07.519
think that he saw smelly John and
just went because what does he QUI quick,

774
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:10.440
quick, quif I didn't think that
he just just laughed at it.

775
00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:15.199
I'll tell you one thing I did
enjoy though about this flashback about cheddar Cheese

776
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:20.599
Girl. It almost sounds like an
Elton John song before he became Elton John.

777
00:48:20.639 --> 00:48:22.440
It's like you're on the way to
becoming Elton John. I mean,

778
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:27.000
it doesn't sound like it sounds like
an Elton John song. But just you

779
00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:30.239
know, one of the Bernie Tauk
didn't write the lyrics for Yeah, it's

780
00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:35.239
yeah, So I don't know it's
they're smart guys like that Parker and Stock.

781
00:48:35.960 --> 00:48:37.440
Next person they have, actually before
they get to the next person,

782
00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:40.360
stand gives him some lyrics. Um, you know, can you write a

783
00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:44.159
song with these lyrics? Of course, Alton's going to own the rights to

784
00:48:44.239 --> 00:48:47.480
all those songs. I taught that
perpetuity. Yes. However, Chef is

785
00:48:47.559 --> 00:48:52.760
now rooting Sheila. Well he's finished
rooting Sheila. And I love his montage

786
00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:54.920
with the various women, you know, just laying in bed. It's just

787
00:48:55.199 --> 00:48:58.840
enough cleavage to to sort of let
the viewer know, you know, what's

788
00:48:58.880 --> 00:49:00.519
been going down right now. I
missed a minute. I was like,

789
00:49:01.719 --> 00:49:08.320
she like pack and hate. So
the only unsettling thing about this was the

790
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:13.320
photo of Kyle in the background.
Well, yeah, it's like Chef is

791
00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:15.760
just going at it with Shiela.
With Kyle's looking at this photo of Karl

792
00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:20.559
Hi, he's just going for it. And Jard entering with the hot wasn't

793
00:49:20.599 --> 00:49:22.079
honey, was just fantastic. Then
they go to say mate life, the

794
00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:25.639
kids and me get the flashback from
the pit. Hello, are you meet

795
00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:29.039
love? Yeah? What the hell
do you want? Mister live? We

796
00:49:29.159 --> 00:49:31.840
are selling candy bits for our dying
friend. He's not dying, carming check,

797
00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:36.840
goddam math, we have Nana Cranky's
very bad. What's this for a

798
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:38.840
friend? Chef chefs in trouble?
Yeah? Do you know him? Do

799
00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:46.159
I? Nobody came again? They're
couscous He'll be all right. Maybe you

800
00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:50.000
just need to change your image.
What do you mean nobody wants to see

801
00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:53.199
a guy named couscous You need a
big, strong, beefy name beefy like

802
00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:58.880
uh, try tip, that's not
bad? Yeah, how some meat loaf?

803
00:49:59.199 --> 00:50:01.239
I owe every thing to chef.
Wow, so you'll help him?

804
00:50:01.639 --> 00:50:05.320
You bet? Give me a box
of Nelly yum yums and a couple of

805
00:50:05.360 --> 00:50:07.920
berry bars. I did like the
backstories for how they all met him.

806
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:10.480
You can tell they would have had
a bit of fun. How does chef?

807
00:50:10.719 --> 00:50:13.800
How does chef help meat loaf?
And how did he help out in

808
00:50:13.880 --> 00:50:16.280
John? Let's make it as wacky
as possible and just fattening up meat leaf

809
00:50:16.400 --> 00:50:20.079
was just a great way to go
about it. Yep, you've reminded me

810
00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:23.320
something though. I mean, I
was hanging out with Lovely Luise, you

811
00:50:23.360 --> 00:50:27.079
know, a couple of weeks ago. We're up late watching music videos or

812
00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:31.119
whatever meat Loaf's on, and she's
asking me why why is he called meat

813
00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:35.440
Loaf? How did he come up
with her name Meatloaf? And she was

814
00:50:35.559 --> 00:50:38.960
just fixated on she couldn't get past
Yeah, but why meat Loaf? I'm

815
00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:42.920
like, I wish I could.
I wish I had an explanation. I

816
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:45.559
mean, I'm sure I could google
it. I'm sure there's a reason that

817
00:50:45.039 --> 00:50:47.440
it's something in the seventies. I
mean, you know, she was there

818
00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:51.239
for it, and so was I. But isn't it why Meatloaf? I

819
00:50:51.360 --> 00:50:53.559
know the reasons in my head somewhere, I can't think about it. I

820
00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:57.039
know I googled it, of course, That's why I remember, because my

821
00:50:57.159 --> 00:51:00.679
dad is a huge meat Loaf fan. I mean, I mean that meat

822
00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:06.760
Loaf's real name is Marvin or was
Marvin Lee a day? Yep, so

823
00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:10.920
that's m l right there. I'm
googling why meat left called that? Not

824
00:51:12.039 --> 00:51:16.760
the offentype musician, not the dish
because Google's going because it's meat and it's

825
00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:20.960
in a loaf ship. Come man, Okay, So the musician said on

826
00:51:21.039 --> 00:51:23.199
open went through his show Where Are
They Now in twenty sixteen that he was

827
00:51:23.239 --> 00:51:27.559
born bright Red, explaining that his
father told the hospital to put a meat

828
00:51:27.599 --> 00:51:30.199
tag in front of his crib because
he looked like a nine and a half

829
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:34.000
pounds of ground chuck as a newborn. Thanks that that can't be right.

830
00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:39.719
Um. So he was later called
m l in reference to his initials.

831
00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:43.760
So, yeah, so it's mlia
the initials there. But when he when

832
00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:46.400
his weight increased, his seventh grade
classmates referred to him as meat Loaf.

833
00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:51.119
Believe whenever you want to believe,
Probably I'm taking it back. I'm gonna

834
00:51:51.159 --> 00:51:52.480
call me Meatloath. Yeah, I'm
going to own it. Yes. It's

835
00:51:52.519 --> 00:51:55.639
one of those things though where I
would love to think that every time he

836
00:51:55.639 --> 00:51:59.360
did an interview, because you know
everyone, at one point he's gonna go

837
00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:02.639
why meat loaf? Just why meat
loaf? And every time he had a

838
00:52:02.679 --> 00:52:07.800
different answer, that would have been
a good good Um. But yeah,

839
00:52:07.800 --> 00:52:09.679
so they've got to see meatloaf.
And yeah, Chef helped him fatten up

840
00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:13.760
and he became the real meat loaf. And that's how he became successful,

841
00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:15.599
and he was a big fan of
m of Chef as a result. Then

842
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:19.400
the kids go to I don't actually
know. We then see Chef and he's

843
00:52:19.599 --> 00:52:22.639
made the love to Miss Crabs.
He always about to before he Chef's pleasure

844
00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:29.800
bag got a breakout of chefs fleashure. He sold it to her, he

845
00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:32.480
sold it to meet Oh yeah,
I mean yeah. He Chef is a

846
00:52:32.679 --> 00:52:37.239
very seductive gentleman. He can sell
you on just about anything. By the

847
00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:39.920
way, the next celebrity visit one
of my favorites. I mean, we

848
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:45.559
don't really, we don't see thanks
Rick James. Correct, what does he

849
00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:49.320
spend like thirty five I don't They've
made thirty five bucks. He spends thirty

850
00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:52.639
five bucks on their candy, doesn't
he do? They say, I've got

851
00:52:52.679 --> 00:52:55.480
thirty five dollars in brackets after Rick
James, I've got ninety five dollars because

852
00:52:55.480 --> 00:52:58.920
that's how much the kids made.
I was at ninety five. Maybe I've

853
00:52:59.119 --> 00:53:00.800
got that wrong anyway, yeah,
Rick jameson banks Rick James. Then we

854
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:05.000
get Chef. He's now made the
Love to the Mayor. But he's now

855
00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:07.840
starting to get tired. He's had
enough He's just he can't keep sleeping with

856
00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:10.039
everybody. He can't keep doing this. It's not a way to make two

857
00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:14.480
million dollars. Meanwhile, Garrison has
called it off as a Barb Brady because

858
00:53:14.480 --> 00:53:15.480
he set up a camera and he
wants to show him the photos. I'm

859
00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:19.280
like, he didn't look at the
photos before showing him to Barb Brady.

860
00:53:19.400 --> 00:53:22.320
He's got to the trouble of printing
these photos, having them developed, you

861
00:53:22.360 --> 00:53:25.000
know, holding them in his hand. Why is he not showing him to

862
00:53:25.000 --> 00:53:28.559
Barbara. Barbara, He's like,
you're serious, and he's like it can't

863
00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:30.599
be I'm like, wait, he
took the photos and went, I'm going

864
00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:34.719
to wait until Barb Brady arrived and
then I'm going to have a look at

865
00:53:34.760 --> 00:53:37.440
them. It's like, just felt
a bit silly to me. Chef is

866
00:53:37.480 --> 00:53:39.800
now he's getting arrested because he hasn't
been able to come up with the money.

867
00:53:39.840 --> 00:53:43.559
The kids have raised. Ninety five
dollars he's made four ten three hundred

868
00:53:44.360 --> 00:53:47.480
is a ship load of money.
The capitalist records guy he takes his money

869
00:53:47.519 --> 00:53:52.480
as well because he is above the
law. And then they started beating Chef

870
00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:54.880
for telling them how to do their
job. The police do a bit of

871
00:53:55.239 --> 00:53:59.960
police brutality there here on South Park. The kids they can't believe that chefs

872
00:54:00.119 --> 00:54:04.199
gone. Compman cries about it because
can't this can't be how many times he

873
00:54:04.239 --> 00:54:08.159
got us out of trouble four.
I'll like that because it feels like it's

874
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:12.880
more. But really that's not that
much because they always got I guess gonna

875
00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:15.599
say, always go to him for
advice, so it feels like it's more.

876
00:54:15.639 --> 00:54:20.000
And stand suggests that they do.
Chef aid did you think I would

877
00:54:20.039 --> 00:54:22.199
just take you back like you can
just walk out and then come back like

878
00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:25.880
nothing happened. Oh, don't look
at me like that, mister Hatt.

879
00:54:27.079 --> 00:54:30.119
Remember you're the one that left,
and I'm not going to take you back.

880
00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:31.639
You can just go to hell.
You go to hell and you die.

881
00:54:34.320 --> 00:54:37.960
You are a lying ball of turn
mister Hat. I hope you starve,

882
00:54:37.039 --> 00:54:40.840
you lousy son of a bitch.
What are you all looking at?

883
00:54:40.920 --> 00:54:45.280
This is between me and mister Hatt. It's over, mister Garrison. This

884
00:54:45.480 --> 00:54:49.119
is it. We've had enough.
What do you mean? I'm afraid it's

885
00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:52.960
the big house for you, froud
cake? What jail? Compman's dancing for

886
00:54:53.079 --> 00:54:57.000
Chef aidum And they tell them the
dance better. It's not going well.

887
00:54:57.280 --> 00:55:00.880
Thankfully out and John arrives and he's
called all these buddies, I love that.

888
00:55:00.920 --> 00:55:04.840
That is How can we get everyone
in town at the same time.

889
00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:07.360
Alton just out and just calls all
these buddies. You know, that's it.

890
00:55:07.079 --> 00:55:10.599
They all arrive and they put on
a hell of a concert for chefs.

891
00:55:10.599 --> 00:55:14.760
So Garrison a chef and now in
prison together, and he tells Garrison,

892
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:16.239
you are a schizophrenic here. You
must the hat, you must the

893
00:55:16.280 --> 00:55:20.119
twig. You're fucking crazy guy.
And Garrison thinks he's coming on to it.

894
00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:22.800
Don't even think you're taking advantage of
men. Think then they advantage me

895
00:55:22.840 --> 00:55:27.719
in this prison. So can you
remember who kicks off chef Aide? Was

896
00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:31.280
it No? Not? Was it
Primus? No? They sing rant It

897
00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:36.159
yes Ruby, soho, yes,
all right, let's get things going with

898
00:55:36.760 --> 00:55:49.719
rett It California. So they wrote
that song for this for this episode apparently,

899
00:55:49.760 --> 00:55:52.400
So let's go to the album.
So what were the track listings on

900
00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:54.559
here? So we've got south Park
theme? Yeah, what is the song

901
00:55:54.719 --> 00:56:00.480
that rants is sang on the album? Let's find it bred Logan Brad Loan,

902
00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:02.320
which was a song so yeah,
so so here they wrote it for

903
00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:06.039
the episode Chef Aide for south Park, and it appeared on the album Chef

904
00:56:06.079 --> 00:56:07.559
a the south Park Album. So
the only way to get this song was

905
00:56:07.639 --> 00:56:10.519
to own the album, which I'm
assuming many vanted fans when it bought the

906
00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:14.000
album just for that reason, you
know, I imagine, so yeah,

907
00:56:14.400 --> 00:56:16.880
which cleverly marketed this episode, wasn't
it and the way it was handled up

908
00:56:17.119 --> 00:56:21.400
to tie him with the first south
Park album because you know, as we're

909
00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:24.480
saying, in late ninety nine,
ninety eight, sorry, owning an album

910
00:56:24.519 --> 00:56:27.480
for a TV show was a novelty. It was a really cool thing.

911
00:56:27.519 --> 00:56:29.480
You know, you were the cool
person if you had that album, to

912
00:56:29.559 --> 00:56:30.400
have these songs, to be able
to listen to whenever you wanted to,

913
00:56:30.679 --> 00:56:35.599
to tie it in with genuine stars
that felt like they suited the south Park

914
00:56:35.679 --> 00:56:37.719
model. It wasn't just songs from
south Park. It was songs from south

915
00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:43.199
Park plus some fucking awesome songs from
rock stars and musicians who you would associate

916
00:56:43.400 --> 00:56:45.000
with the south Park brand. I
thought it was just handled so well,

917
00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:50.840
very very good synergy on their party. Absolutely yeah, the cuss going well.

918
00:56:50.920 --> 00:56:54.760
Now they're making lots of money mister
Hat then rescues Chef and mister Garrison

919
00:56:54.840 --> 00:57:00.119
from prison. I was like,
this is just getting weird now. Then

920
00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:04.679
we get Rick James and Primus.
Did you see mister Mackie was crowdsurfing during

921
00:57:04.719 --> 00:57:08.360
Primus? I did having a great
time. Then the executive arrived and he's

922
00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:12.920
very pissed off of what's going down
here, and Joe Strummer pump your lines

923
00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:16.719
children, So Joe Joe Strummer LEAs
singer from the Clash Clash. Yeah,

924
00:57:17.599 --> 00:57:22.679
he also appeared in the Behind the
Menu special. Then we get Chef he's

925
00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:24.280
broken out of prison now courtesy and
mister Haddie a rise with Garrison. He

926
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:28.320
can't believe what's happening here. You
kids did all this, and the executive

927
00:57:28.400 --> 00:57:30.280
as a way to sort of stop
the concert, he starts cutting the stage

928
00:57:30.840 --> 00:57:34.360
to try and make the stage can't
collapse. And I'm like, that's still

929
00:57:34.360 --> 00:57:37.559
going to stop people from wanting to
give money, but whatever, it doesn't

930
00:57:37.599 --> 00:57:39.960
matter. Sort of too far into
it was Osborne though he's there. He

931
00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:44.320
bites the head off them. What
do they say, popadoor hat by head

932
00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:46.119
off bat or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, and then he bites

933
00:57:46.119 --> 00:57:50.199
the head off for Kenny. You
know, then we get Ween who don't

934
00:57:50.199 --> 00:57:52.599
actually know Chef, but they in
the special though, if you watched the

935
00:57:52.639 --> 00:57:54.880
special, they're talking about how much
Chef was instrumental with their career, so

936
00:57:54.920 --> 00:57:59.320
it doesn't sort of the continuity there
doesn't sort of really work because they're like

937
00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:01.920
Chef, it doesn't matter. But
in the special that promoted this episode,

938
00:58:01.960 --> 00:58:06.360
apparently he saved your careers. But
anyway, Ween a band he didn't really

939
00:58:06.400 --> 00:58:08.599
hit you much about these days.
Ween they sound very nineteen ninety eight.

940
00:58:08.679 --> 00:58:12.639
They don't they they do indeed,
And I mean, yeah, Wayne was

941
00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:16.199
very bigger than it's just because I
think we intertally thought they were a bit

942
00:58:16.199 --> 00:58:20.159
of a comedy act because they had
this song will Push the Little Daisies,

943
00:58:20.400 --> 00:58:24.440
which is, yeah, it was
one of those songs you couldn't get out

944
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:28.840
of your head as much as he
wanted to. But apparently, you know,

945
00:58:28.920 --> 00:58:31.840
they've done other albums and people are
like, actually, Wayne's a pretty

946
00:58:31.960 --> 00:58:37.039
solid band, but they've got that
song to their credit and they're called Ween.

947
00:58:37.400 --> 00:58:42.400
Yes take him seriously As a result, Garrison, now he's having a

948
00:58:42.440 --> 00:58:45.679
conversation with mister Twigg. Don't worry, mister Twigg. Even though mister hatt

949
00:58:45.760 --> 00:58:50.119
rescued me from prison, I'm still
going to stick with you. Do you

950
00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:53.760
love him? It doesn't matter,
he laughed me. Do you love him?

951
00:58:54.800 --> 00:58:59.519
Yes, then run to him.
But I feel like I'd be making

952
00:58:59.559 --> 00:59:04.400
the wrong decision. Love isn't a
decision, it's a feeling. If we

953
00:59:04.480 --> 00:59:08.079
could decide who he loved, it
would be much simpler, but much less

954
00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:14.800
magic going. I'll never forget you, mister Twigg. Thank you. This

955
00:59:14.960 --> 00:59:17.199
is where Elton Johnny's now singing Stan's
song wake Up Wendy that he wrote that

956
00:59:17.280 --> 00:59:21.480
he wrote for out On. John
now owns the rights too, and the

957
00:59:21.559 --> 00:59:24.239
stage slightly tips when the executive cuts
it, and it's like it's kind of

958
00:59:24.239 --> 00:59:28.280
anticlimactic. It just sort of goes
quiet and the lights go off. Yeah,

959
00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:30.559
there's no sort of like carry on
or anything. It's just like the

960
00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:32.760
concerts over. Now, I guess
nothing really happened. But then we get

961
00:59:32.800 --> 00:59:37.920
the voiceover and what happened then?
Which is is this a takeoff of the

962
00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:39.960
Grinch? That the heart I think
it is. Yeah, the Grinch's heart

963
00:59:40.000 --> 00:59:44.760
grows there, yeah, in size
three times because you know he's been shown

964
00:59:44.880 --> 00:59:47.320
about the goodness. Yeah, so
Cochrane's hardest grown three times the crunches.

965
00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:51.159
You know, he's being compared to
the Grench. He takes the case free

966
00:59:51.199 --> 00:59:52.639
of charge, so all this money
that he's made is now chefs. The

967
00:59:52.760 --> 00:59:58.159
chefs now rich, and he gets
to sue Capitalist Records, gets his name

968
00:59:58.159 --> 01:00:00.519
on stinky bridges. Yeah, you
know, Cochran once again pulls the chew

969
01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:04.159
back of defense and has a little
wrinkle. Look at the monkey, Look

970
01:00:04.159 --> 01:00:07.639
at the silly monkey. It does
not make sense to the point where when

971
01:00:07.639 --> 01:00:09.440
he says look at that silly monkey, that the head explodes. The jemember

972
01:00:10.360 --> 01:00:15.639
can't comprehend it. Such craziness,
such legal wizardry. Yes, a chef

973
01:00:15.679 --> 01:00:20.400
wins. He thanks the bands and
thanks the children and says it's Tuesday.

974
01:00:20.519 --> 01:00:22.599
Tomorrow is going to be Tuna cast
Role Day. So the status quo has

975
01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:27.840
been restored. We've had a bunch
of guest stars and it's just an overall

976
01:00:27.880 --> 01:00:31.679
a very and a monumental as I
said at the start of the obvious of

977
01:00:31.719 --> 01:00:37.079
this podcast, a monumental episode of
South part that feels feels like an event

978
01:00:37.679 --> 01:00:39.960
because it was it really what yeah, I mean, yeah, the build

979
01:00:40.039 --> 01:00:44.079
up to it was like, Wow, this is a pretty wild they're getting

980
01:00:44.079 --> 01:00:47.360
these guys, as he said,
yeah with the special attacks on the album

981
01:00:47.400 --> 01:00:52.199
attacks like wow, you're really going
all out. Yeah, get us on

982
01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:54.480
board with south Park. And we
got on board and there we stayed.

983
01:00:54.840 --> 01:01:00.440
I wonder if, um, I
wonder what the ratings were for this episode

984
01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:02.320
do they say do that for the
south Park episodes on the Wikipedia page.

985
01:01:02.400 --> 01:01:07.920
Let's find out. Let's go to
um. South Park second season so averaging

986
01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:12.280
about three point four. No,
can you believe this had less people watching

987
01:01:12.639 --> 01:01:17.360
than cow Days? That blows my
fucking mind. That can't that can't be

988
01:01:17.519 --> 01:01:22.679
right. This was I'm scrolling up
the least viewed episode of the season so

989
01:01:22.840 --> 01:01:28.800
far. Yeah, that's incredible.
That's actually mind blowing. How if they're

990
01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:32.239
sort of there's bleed over from the
so so cow Days episode was like,

991
01:01:32.679 --> 01:01:37.000
well, maybe south Park's off the
boiler bit regardless though, this this this

992
01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:40.079
is a stunt, a rating stunt
essentially. You know, how does that

993
01:01:40.320 --> 01:01:44.920
not work when you got the album
coming out, Like surely everyone at the

994
01:01:44.920 --> 01:01:46.119
time would have been talking about Chef
when it came to the media, like

995
01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:50.119
Chef A this week you got meat
Loaf and Elton John, like they have

996
01:01:50.159 --> 01:01:52.480
Elton John and south Park. That's
a new story in itself to have the

997
01:01:52.559 --> 01:01:57.199
least. I'm scrolling down, it's
the second least viewed episode of the season.

998
01:01:57.280 --> 01:02:00.519
That is that is crazy to me. That does not make sense.

999
01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:07.840
Sense. Well, time has been
kind to it, and yeah, here

1000
01:02:07.880 --> 01:02:10.320
we are some two decades later,
just singing the praise as a chef on

1001
01:02:10.519 --> 01:02:14.599
going down to south Park. That's
a real shame. I'm quite disappointed with

1002
01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:16.079
that because you think you got all
these people coming onto the show. Maybe

1003
01:02:16.119 --> 01:02:20.840
I guess south Park fans just did
not want stunt cut. They didn't want

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a stunt show. They wanted they
wanted the kids. They wanted more Cartman,

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not enough Cartman anyway. So that
is our review of Chef Aid.

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A fantastic episode in its own little
time capsule. If you ask me,

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I really enjoyed watching this and just
just put a smile on my face.

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Side just all the nineties references and
it's just a lot of fun. No,

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I've got an absolutely kick out of
it as well. It's good to

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01:02:42.440 --> 01:02:45.079
step back in time and not just
feast on the eyes, but feast the

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01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:49.559
ears with Yeah, a little bit
of ween, a little bit primus and

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a little bit of Sir Elton John. All right, well, the next

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episode of Going Down to South Park, we are going to be revisiting Spooky

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Fish, to make sure you look
out for that in your fees. Remember,

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01:02:59.239 --> 01:03:01.360
guys, please continue to rate and
review us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

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wherever you do find this show.
Apparently people are finding this show vias

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Spotify the most. Ninety two of
our listeners come from Spotify, So if

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01:03:08.440 --> 01:03:10.840
you're listening to us on Spotify out
there, do it right now. Just

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check us five quick stars. We
would appreciate that. It helps. Spotify

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is algorithm and go. That's the
show people want to listen to. Let's

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bumping up our little feed. So
yes, if you're listening right now wherever

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you are, check us five stars. And if you're on Apple podcast check

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us a few kind words as well. We would really appreciate it. And

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01:03:27.440 --> 01:03:30.320
if you do enjoy what we do
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1025
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a member of our Patreon family,
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1026
01:03:34.079 --> 01:03:37.400
where get to banded with guide myself
every day and early access to this

1027
01:03:37.440 --> 01:03:40.440
show early ad free access and he
get bonus reviews. Obviously, I said

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01:03:40.440 --> 01:03:45.239
earlier we did the worldwide Privacy Tour
and doing this review, I thought it'd

1029
01:03:45.280 --> 01:03:47.079
be nice for us to do a
review on the Simpsons. Already did an

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01:03:47.079 --> 01:03:50.400
episode of South Park. I thought
it'd be a fun little bonus want to

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do as well, So that'll be
coming up in the Patreon feed in the

1032
01:03:53.079 --> 01:03:55.599
coming weeks. So if you do
enjoy that one, support the show for

1033
01:03:55.639 --> 01:03:58.719
a little as one single dollar we
do, you can do so, And

1034
01:03:58.800 --> 01:04:01.320
once we hit one thousand atrons,
we are going to launch a Bob's Burgers

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podcast, which I'm very excited for
slobs Currently, I've burned through the first

1036
01:04:05.079 --> 01:04:10.880
three seasons of Bob's Burgers and I'm
loving it. So if you love Bob's

1037
01:04:10.920 --> 01:04:14.320
Burgers and you're gonna want to hear
a podcast from myself and Guy, you

1038
01:04:14.400 --> 01:04:15.360
can just be a patient of the
show. Like I said, as soon

1039
01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:18.719
as we hit a thousand supporters,
we are going to launch that podcast exclusively

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01:04:18.800 --> 01:04:21.559
for you guys. So thank you
again for your support listening to the show.

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01:04:21.559 --> 01:04:25.920
I hope you enjoyed this review.
Next episode is Spooky Fish. This

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to Davis and you find the words
for those incredible listeners out there, we

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are above the law

