Here we go. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Good morning. This is Ed McMahon. I know, ladies and gentlemen,
he Rod Ryan. Okay, guys, strap yourselves in for our tat
Tuesday edition of The Rob Ryan Show. A lot of big things today happening
on the program. I'm excited about it. Two time Hall of Famer Brian's
going for Hall of He's trying to get into the Hall for his third time.
He's been dominating this week. He's going for win number five today he
goes in the hall. We start with some brand new players tomorrow. But
boy Chili puts some five finger Death Punch tickets in there, and I know
that's going to get some people calling in to try to win. Dave Matthew's
band tickets coming on the Fun Fact Flashback. We'll get your Limp Biscuit tickets
at seven twenty Risk it for the Biscuit. Okay, yesterday was you know,
the first day we did it. It's live radio. We're gonna do
it again today. We're going to play every day your chance to win up
to one thousand dollars. I think our guy yesterday kind of wished out at
two hundred bucks, but he got two hundred dollars. You're winning cash with
US. Okay, local, you're calling in. One of you gets to
risk it for the biscuit. At eight twenty, Alternative Income is back.
That's a chance nationally to win one thousand dollars. And then we'll leave you
with some Weezer tickets on Nova show twenty percent chance of rain mostly cloudy,
guys Hi today of eighty seven, Good Morning Tesla. One of Houston's headlines.
Hey, good morning, Rod morning a home room. So there's a
bunch of national stuff going on, Like NASA confirmed that an object that crashed
to a Florida home came from the space station. That's a big story.
The jury selection process in Donald Trump's historic money trial schedule to resume today,
and then over the weekend, one person died and eleven were injured in a
New Orleans mass shooting. So we'll be talking about some of those big headlines
here in Houston. A man is charged with impersonating a police officer. He
was trying to pull someone over. Those people that he tried to pull over
were under cover Harris County deputies. This happened over the weekend. So that's
kind of a trending local story. That's the serious stuff. Yesterday was tax
Day, which is pretty serious. But a lot of people use H and
R block software to do their taxes, to file their taxes. It crashed.
Millions of people use that software. Yes, hr block software crash on
tax Day prevented thousands of people from filing their returns. They finally resolved the
issue, but it was like in the afternoon. It was almost five o'clock
in the afternoon our time, and it's not clear how many last minute filers
may have had to now absorb penalties and late fees because of that crash.
So we're talking about that today. And then the rust armorer Hannah Gutietas is
being sentenced to eighteen months. Remember this this is all still tied to Alec
Baldwin, the gun on set. It's the depth of cinematographer Hala Hutchins.
A New Mexico jury did find Gutietas guilty for negligence in loading the live AMMO
into Alec Baldwin's gun on set, which inevitably killed the Hutchins when he fired
it. So that's a big story that kind of broke today that's your big
entertainment news. Okay. Courtney Love has a BBC radio series called Courtney Loves
Women, and in an interview to promote it, she took some time to
bash Taylor Swift Another Woman Perfect. She says, Taylor's not important. She
might be a safe space for girls. She's probably the Madonna now, but
she's not interesting as an artist now. And as if provoking the Swifties wasn't
enough, she said, you know what, let me kick the Bae Hive
too. Let me kick the bay Hive too. I like the idea Beyonce
doing a country record because it's about black women going into spaces where previously only
white women have been allowed. I just don't like her music. Okay,
Courtney Love not taking any days off on her podcast. Those are Houston's headlines.
Wow, all right, what you got? Well? The Astros lost
in the Braves last night six to one. There now six and twelve on
the year. They'll play the Braves again this evening. Hunter Brown will be
on the mountain for this Show's going up against Atlanta's Raynaldo Lopez. First pitches
at seven to You can listen to the game on our sister station Sports Talk
seven ninety. Yes, did you strip him of midtown Hunter Browns? And
I'm also spent. I'm also stripping Spencer Araghetty of his Italian He is no
longer Italian until he wins a game. Okay, Wow, Hunter Brown is
not Midtown Brown until he wins a game too, all right, First pitch
nights at seven to ten. You can listen to the game on our sister
station, Sports Talk seven ninety. I hope I can call him Hunter Midtown
Brown very soon. Me too, so I'm gonna say. And basketball,
the NBA playing games start tonight. The Lakers are going to take on the
Pelicans at six thirty, then the Kings take on the Warriors at nine.
You can watch both of those games on T and T. Also in basketball,
the w NBA Draft was last night. Iowa star Caitlin Clark was taken
first overall by the indianaf Fever, and then ls us Angel Reese went seventh
overall to the Chicago Star the Chicago Sky. If you want to read more
about last night's at WNBA draft, you can do so on our sports blog
page today. That is idea in sports good I got I'm going got that
on the looking at girls blog page as well. All right, here we
go, guys, Happy tat Tuesday. I gotta pull question up on the
X at Rob Ryan Show, we're gonna be delving into your sleep again.
We talk about that a lot on this show. But man, risk it
for the biscuit at A twenty. You want to go for a shot at
one thousand dollars. Man, I hope you're around for us, But man,
we got a lot to do in homeroom, including that first phone call,
including that first phone call. If you want the first phone call,
man, come at us seven one three, two two five, nine four
five. How do you want to get the show started today? Seven one,
three, two and two five nine four five, the most interactive show
on the radio. You got an Now let's go. I need four to
five the buzz. Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show just getting underway. Happy
tattooesday. Everybody, hope tax Day went smooth for you. Man. If
you were using that H and R block, I'm sorry, man. If
you were using that H and R block software, they crashed, crashed yesterday.
Millions of people use that and I know millions of people were waiting for
the last minute. And I don't blame you either. I do. I'm
not giving I'm not giving them any extra money anytime soon. I have to
pay, so I wait until the last minute as well. So what are
we doing today on the show. It's going to be busy four hours and
they're all going to be packed. Two time Hall of Famer Brian I'm excited
for this guy. Man, he's going for win number five this morning.
Remember his first three games were just two questions and two answers. Yesterday,
he I think he got he got woken up. I'll say that he's still
won yesterday, but you know he he took a shot in the face and
he needed it. He's gonna go for win number five today. I think
the dude's gonna dominate. Five finger Death Punch tickets. That's a huge ticket
for Chile to put in there. That's just making it like more sharks in
the water, I think because of those tickets. So that's gonna get rolling
at around six twenty Dave Matthew's band tickets will hook you up on the fun
fact flashback Limp Biscuit with all those crazy nuts on stage. That's gonna be
at seven to twenty. Risk it for the Biscuit Yesterday was the first day,
okay, the first day sounding game. But I think he eventually got
it. I think we all eventually got it. It was the first day.
It was because if you remember, the Fresh out of Bed had to
Head didn't sound Monday. Risk It for the Biscuit sounded very Monday yesterday.
And I will take the time to really really explain it. It's a pretty
simple concept, but I get it. You're on the radio, you got
everyone coming at you. Chili's yellow ant you, I'm yelling at you,
everybody. So your chance to win up to one thousand dollars. Our friend
the Texas Hammer, Jim Adler, gave us some money to give to you,
not to me. He said, you got to make sure that you
give it to the listeners. I said, okay, so eight twenty a
chance to win some money. It's fun. I love it. Alternative income
is back a chance at one thousand dollars nationally. You're gonna be getting that
keyword and we're going to ask you to enter it on the buzz dot com
and then you got the Wheezer tickets on no the show. Okay, I
haven't done this in a long time. Nobody say anything, nobody talk.
It's no time for the first phone call of the day. Hello, Hello,
Hello, Hello, good morning. Hello, we'll be there. Hello,
Yeah, I'm here. Can you hear me? Do you hear me?
Hello? Hello? Hello, Yes, you'll hear me. Hello,
good morning, good morning. M hm m hm, oh god. I
just want to give you guys all the great vibes today. I hope you
have a good day. Oh man, okay, all right, that's really
nice. A second, hello, there we are Wait wait, wait,
wait Manny, are you there? Yeah, I am hang on a second,
Hey, Garrett, Garrett, are you there? Yes, Garrett,
I'm not Alex. When's the last time we did this bit? We have
been in the studio. Do never ever in the studios? Right? I
was just I was hoping that you guys were just going to carry on with
one another. I know, I know, I don't know. I'm Garrett.
How's your day going? Right? Your day? Man? That's all
right. I'm on my way to work right now. Yeah, that's what
I'm doing. So we have a good day. Hey, I hope you
do that. I want to tell my wife. I think she's listening right
now. Love me, Terry to family I love him, Garrett. You
have a great day, man. Yeah, you see, man, that's
give a shout out to my son's baseball team today. There we go.
You want to take over the show today? Me and you, buddy,
You guys are we can handle it. Listen, guys, thanks for being
awesome, Manny, Garrett. You that's it. You made my day already.
You made my day already. Thank you boys, Thank you, guys.
I couldn't go any longer. I couldn't hold it in anymore. All
right, can we start the show now for real? Yeah? What is
playtime? Yes, it's always play time around here. Quick break on the
flip, got a right check for you. We'll find out what's training and
then we'll get set up for the fresh out of bed Rock and all tearing
the d Ryan Morning Show. I'm six to ten am, ninety four to
five the bus. Okay, let's come on, let's get this thing together.
Good morning. I hope you're all off to a great start. Thank
you. A lot of people chiming in email is very very busy right now.
Thank you. One real quick one. JJ. Oh my gosh,
I'm out here trying to get my one hour run in before school. I'm
a teacher, I'm a coach. I'm waiting to try to get in for
the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. First phone call has me
rolling. I'm laughing and trying to run the best bit I've heard in forever.
Have a great day, brother Rod. Also, big shout out to
all the kids taking star tests today. Thanks. Yeah, thanks JJ.
That's a great mention. Thank you. I ain't done that bit in a
long time. Putting the people on, there's been some funny exchanges like,
hey, who are you? What? What's your name? What? What
happened? What's trending? Okay, So the Boston Marathon was yesterday and that
is the number one search on Google. So over three hundred thousand runners or
people from the course no no, sorry, thirty thousand runners and then the
course all cheering them along, equaling you know, hundreds of thousands of people.
Yeah, Patriot Day in Boston. May I please on the sports blog
page today, an influencer is running in the Boston Marathon and pooped himself while
streaming it if you would like to watch that. That had to be on
purpose, right, yeah, absolutely, an influencer he did just kept running.
I mean I know it happened. You see it happen in real time
and why I saw that, and I was like, you know what,
I love Our audience is going to love this. I don't love poop too.
You love poop. I'm comfortable with it because everyone does it. And
I'm amazed that people don't people shy away from talking about us. Yeah,
normalized, but I don't love it. Love it, okay? And then
the tat Tuesday is from truck driver Carlos. He is the reason for our
most popular blog page this morning, so thanks truck Recrlos. He tells us,
reminds the sulted keep the rubber side down today and uh yeah, so
you have that. You're looking at a girls walk page already doing well this
morning. Alex's six picks from the weekend still doing I'm just saying that's a
trending. On ninety four five the bus out of our three six picks,
mine came in third. Yesterday I still thought they're a great Yeah, pretty
good? Shut up, shut up? Where's our champion here? He's got
a big morning? He doesn't. He's like, what is this? He
goes this show sounds way too silly. Today I'm trying to go into the
Hall of Fame. Can you guys please straighten out? Good morning everybody.
Two times Hall of Famer Brian here, breaking my streak of two questions and
two answers. Yeah, but obviously coming away with the I am you're fresh
out of bed. Head to head four day Champion, keep them concert tickets
coming in Chile. Join me on Tuesday when I get into the Hall of
Fame. Bitches, Well, he heard your speech and he put what I
think is the biggest ticket on the show today. Five finger death punch tickets
are going to whoever wins this matchup? Can you beat Brian? I need
a killer, Yeah, I mean that's a standing order. But when it
comes to somebody going into the Hall of Fame, he's a two time Hall
of Famer, He's been in this position before. I need it. I
need a stone cold killer this morning to come in here. Okay, make
it a game seven one, three, two, two, five, nine
four five The Rod Rise Show celebrating twenty years ninety four or five of the
Bus ninety four or five buzz Lits my old worst enemy broughd Ryan's show tat
Tuesday and day two Risk it for the Biscuit with our man, the Texas
Hammer Jim Adler. Oh yeah, he's not just for Mondays anymore. He's
for every day. We're playing Risk It for the Biscuit with the t Bus
Hammer every day this week at eight twenty. And then somebody did I'm sorry,
I forgot, but someone did ask, well, what's going on if
Risk It for the Biscuit is at a twenty? What does that mean for
reading my lips? We will do a three game day on Thursday and crazy
people will be happy while read my lips. We'll go back to seven twenty
this week so we can. So I'll just be leaning on you to get
me those words early though. That's it. So it's if I gotta work,
you gotta work, okay. So yeah, we're gonna we're gonna play
everything this week, mostly clouding today twenty percent chance of rain, I have
eighty seven. And now each time for the fresh out of bed Head to
Head Challenge, Listeners to your corners. Brian, good morning. Your only
two question You're only day that wasn't two questions to answers was yesterday. But
I told you it was a good thing, right. I don't know if
you agreed with me, but I mean you got punched in the mouth yesterday.
He still won. No, I agree bo on that first question.
Yeah, yeah, and I think you know you needed to. I think
he woke you up, that's for sure. It means, oh, this
could be interesting maybe, Slow fast Andrew. Good morning? What's going on
round? This guy sends us road trip? He's road trips with the family
all the time. He loads up the truckster. He's out and about.
We gave him a girl's shirt. He still wore it, hits the rug,
comes to pick up his t shirt. We give the lady's shirt.
He's like, hey, is this what you meant to get give to me?
Yes, you look great in it, Andrew, How are you great?
When's the next road trip with the family? Oh, we don't want
to play in the summer, going to a Glacier National Park. Unbelievable,
so fun, unbelievable. Okay, what I mean? You got the name
slow fast Andrew. I imagine someone that's not hurt you before, they don't
what that means? Are you any good at this? I mean not try?
Don't we all? Are we all just out here crying? All right?
Well, Slow Fast Andrew you've never been in the Hall of Fame,
No, sir. One three in a row. Okay, he's won some
games before, he's had a taste. Shout out your name when you think
you know the answer. Again, great tickets right, oh yeah, if
I fear your death punch with Marilyn Manson, that's what's on the table.
Right. I think it's the biggest ticket on the show today. I do
well. Those slump biscuit tickets are great too. All the same game.
Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Brian, You
ready, Let's do it slow fast? You ready to go? Yes,
sir? All right, here we go. He's gonna be yelling out Andrew
for you guys. All right, here we go. Question number one,
how many stripes does the INDEEDA Andrew? Did he hear enough? Andrew?
Three? I didn't think he heard me. He got just enough. It's
a correct answer. Three is the correct answer. How many stripes does the
Adidas logo? Have you heard Adidas? Andrew? Yes, sir, wow,
because you said your name right on top of it. Out. Okay,
this is kind of what happened yesterday, though Brian was unflappable yesterday.
Here we go. Next question, Brian, you're good, let's do it.
Of course you're good. Which planet is the red planet? Brian mars?
It is? Uh slow fast? You were fast fast, you're fast
fast today? Did you forget your name? Yes, sir, we might
have to change his name. He's fast fast Andrew. Today we'll see for
the wind, who's gonna win. I'm not gonna say. I want to
know. I don't even look at it. Don't you look at me?
All right? I'm looking at you, all right, Andrew and Brian for
the wind? What green or red sauce is usually placed on the table,
right, Brian, Brian salsa. I'm being dramatic today. It's dramatic thing.
It's a correct answer, the correct answer. I need Hall of Fame
music. Wow, I need h O F I know people, I know,
I know people play at home. What green or red sauce is usually
placed on the table at a Mexican restaurant to dip chips into? So you
say, save yourself because people are gonna get well sauce. What are you
dipping your chips into? It's salsa. It's a correct answer. But you
know what pretty fast fast Andrew. Maybe I'll upgrade it a pretty fast Andrew.
Yea gratulations, Andrew. That was one of the that's one of the
best games you've ever played, dude, and you needed that today. Yes,
sir, I'll be back in thirty all right, bro, uh are
we changing that to three time Hall of Famer Brian Nurry. That's what we're
doing. Okay, so you get a name upgrade as well. Hey,
dude, congrats, you play great all week man, appreciate it. Thank
you. So tell everybody, because people always save this for after they get
off the air. I'll go into the song. I'll say, okay,
coming up, we're doing this, this, and this. I'll put the
e that won on hold or the girl that wins on hold, and then
I'll go and talk to them for their speech. And this is what everyone
does. Oh, thank god, that's over. I know. Are you
going to say that to me when we when we convene when the rain off
air. Absolutely the nerve or feeling that, thank God, it's supposed to
be fun. I keep reminding people of that, and everyone everyone has the
same Thank God. All right, dude, great job today. Congrats,
you're done. You're done until the end of the year. The rod Ryan's
show bus. I come on ninety four or five the buzz. It's gonna
be a great day today. It's gonna be a great day today. I
don't even think slow fast Andrew was upset. I don't think so either.
And it was a great game. Yeah, he knew he gave him a
good game. I think he'll be back. I think, you know,
the more he the better he's getting for sure. Twenty percent chance of Rainbostly
Claude's guys today for your tat Tuesday, Hi eighty seven. We got another
person in that hall, a fresh out of bed head to head challenge.
Here's your current championship over. Good morning everybody. This is former two times
Hall of Famer Brian. I just got a name upgrade. This is now
three times Brian Baby, fresh out of bed head to Head Hall of Fame
member number five for twenty twenty four. So you know I'll be back at
the end of the year looking to upgrade my name one more time to the
year long champion. Brian. Bitches, there you go. You just got
a congratulations from Sexy James. Ah did he beat Sexy James? Is that
what it soaunds? Is that why Yeah, he said he wanted to wish
Brian congratulations. Well deserved Hall of Fame game he definitely earned. Yeah,
I think he did. Big sex of Josh. Good game, freak game,
Yeah, a really really good game. Today. Okay, tomorrow,
fresh Fish, you've waited your thirty days. What is it? Who's going
to be on the other end of that phone tomorrow? We don't know.
We never know, but that's what makes it so fun. So we'll start
all again tomorrow morning, about six twenty. It's the fuck that's of the
day. We make you look smart in front of your bodies. It's the
fuck that's to the day. Here's some new fun facts for you this morning.
Even though the Soviet Union hasn't competed in the Summer Olympics alex since nineteen
eighty eight, they haven't been called the Soviet Union, but they all just
kind of go in there with a weird name. Everybody knows where they're from,
but they don't get counted as the Soviet Union. They are Olympic athletes
from Russia, and the Russian Olympic Committee was what they were. Yeah,
yeah, nation, they are, they are. They are still even though
they haven't competed as the Soviet Union since eighty eight. They are still second
in the all time medal count. Congratulations of America two six and twenty nine
medals. Soviet Union has one thousand and ten A bunch of dopers. Great
Britain's is third with nine hundred and sixteen. Geez, we dominate. Huh
yeah, dude, that's why Chili wanted to be one of us. He's
like, I want to dominate in the Olympics gold medals. That's all he
cares about. Love you, Chili. Two thirds of the world's polar bears.
They live in Canada. That is fun. What did I doing up
there? Sorry? Nice and cold? Just chilling? Yeah, being bipolar,
that's you. Long John's do you call them Long John's? Do you
know what that like? Like what you wear under your ski stuff? For
me, Long John's were that awfully kind of material. They were white.
Yeah, keep you warm. Let's still wear them from time to time.
Just I'll wear them like under a T shirt in the wintertime. Long John's
named after a boxer in Boston in the eighteen seventies, John Sullivan. That's
neat. John Sullivan would wear those in the rings. If you look at
old timey boxers. They're wearing long Johns, even the pants they're wearing while
they're in the ring. But yeah, long John's named after John Sullivan.
So awesome. It's the fuck Ba's of the day. We make you look
smart, Buddies' the fuck Ba's to the day. I always like to think
about Chili wearing those long Johns. And he's got that door in the back,
yeah, with the two buttons, a little button door. Yeah.
Yeah, So he doesn't have to you know, I don't want my man
to get called, So he just like undoes the barn door back there,
yep, and then needs to do his business. What do you giving away?
Nic? See you think of him? I'm here to us to see
Dave back. He's band at Woodlands Civili in May thirty First get your fun
back. I would never trust that door. I never I was behind that
door. I could never just sit there and just trust that everything was going
to be good with just the back door open. You need to trust.
Samsung started in nineteen thirty eight. They were not making cell phones, guys
in nineteen thirty eight, Okay, what was one of the things they sold
as a trading company? Back in the day before they got into electronics seven
one three two one two five nine four five. It's now time for rockout
with your stock out with Captain Cash. It was Captain Cash right there.
Hey, how brother, there he is on the phone. I'll be doing
Wall Street. Yesterday, We've had too many of these days. Here.
The Dow was down two hundred and forty eight points. Kick out this morning
at thirty seven thousand, seven thirty five, Nash back down two hundred and
ninety to fifteen thousand and eight eighty five bench. Our ten year treasury trades
at a four point sixty five percent, and oil stands at eighty five dollars
eleven cents of barrel to. The most active is the big studs Goldman,
Sachs, Intel in the United Health the big duds Salesforce, Apple, and
Microsoft. On the economic calendar, this morning, we'll get numbers on housing
starts, also building permits from March. Right now. Futures looking good.
They're on the other side. Let's hang on to this. We'll have a
positive opening right here on Law Street. That's it. I'm out of here.
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four or five. The Buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan Show. Sure,
all right, who's this? Good morning, Good morning. This is
Shawn. I'm sorry say it again. This is Sean Hi, Sean,
welcome to the show. Samsung they the company started in nineteen thirty eight.
They were kind of a trading company. Obviously we're not that into electronics yet.
Give me something that they sold back there in the thirties. Hey,
just like a TV in the cell phone and they were singing on drive fish
noodles, dried fish noodles. This guy knows. Yeah, so we told
you yesterday dried fish groceries and noodles. Sean remembers from yesterday. We need
to reward him. Okay, how about with a pair of tickets to see
Dave Matthews ban There you go. I think that's a good exchange. I'm
gonna be there with my thirty feet and everything wonderful. Okay, but you
gotta put some shoes on in the bathroom. I heard some awful reports about
the pussy for a Perfect Circle show this weekend. If you're running around all
bear footy, whatever, if you got a whiz, please put some shoes
on. Oh yeah, I'm gonna put this slide on. No worry especially
about their slides gross Ill All right, congratulations, still with your filthy feet.
Oh ex give me something snappy. This will work. It's ninety four
or five the Buzz five, the Buzz red jumpsuit apparatus and face down on
a tat Tuesday. Hope you're off to a great start to your day.
If you're starting with us, thank you appreci olymp Biscuit tickets coming up next
hour. That set seven twenty eight twenty risk it for the biscuit, Day
two. All week we're playing a chance for you here locally to win up
to one thousand dollars. How much do you want to risk it for the
biscuit? The biscuit is one thousand dollars. So we'll play that game and
I'll explain everything again. And it's only one week. It's a new game,
so we'll get into it. Twenty percent chance of rain, mostly cloudy,
eighty seven will be the high today. Tessa with Houston's headlines. Okay,
we're gonna start with the traffic grinding to a halt yesterday around the country
as protesters blocked major roads protesting the war in Gaza. Did you see this?
The Golden gate Bridge was trending, but I saved it because I knew
you were doing a news story on it. So the Golden gate Bridge at
San Francisco, demonstrators were holding a sign that read stopped the world for Gaza,
and they chained themselves together and used vehicles to block travel lands on the
bridge for around five hours. And then protesters on the Brooklyn Bridge in New
York block traffic. They were arrested there and then around forty people were arrested
at the Chicago airport at O'Hare because a group obstructed traffic wearing stops signed shape
badges that said stop sending bombs. So that was a big story yesterday.
Also, the criminal Hushmuney trial of former President Donald Trump was in session for
the first time yesterday, and I'm just gonna say it, not much was
accomplished there. Trump is now the first former president to ever stand on trial
on a criminal charge in the history of the US, and could also become
the first convicted fellon to run for White House if he's found guilty. Now
Day one jury selection, okay, not one single juror was confirmed. Over
fifty perspective jurors were excused. Trump was reportedly well behaved during the session,
and at one point it looked like he had fallen asleep. It's impossible to
get somebody that's not biased. I don't know how they're gonna find one duror
right for this. I really don't, right. So that's the serious stuff.
But let's talk about sleep. How many hours do you sleep at night?
We've got a Rod Ryan Show poll going up on the X. It's
up on the X and we're doing it because for the first time, a
majority of Americans they're just under slept. So welcome to the club, guys.
According to a new Gallup poll, most of us aren't getting as much
sleep as we'd lie like. It's the first time that's been the case since
they started asking in two thousand and one. Fifty seven percent of Americans say
they feel better if they got more shut eye, and just forty two percent
they'd say they get just as much sleep as they need. Women or more
underslept than men. Only thirty six percent say they're getting enough sleep, compared
to forty eight percent of men. What does our crowd say? Our crowd
clearly shows that Chile hasn't participated in the poll question. Nobody has is getting
ten or more hours, which we know that somebody is, but nobody has
voted for that. Well, I'm still asleep. How many hours on average
do you sleep at night? Less than six hours? Twenty five percent of
our audience gets less than six six to seven, sixty eight percent of the
audience eight to nine six percent of our audience. Chili has not chimed in
on his ten or more hours a night. I try to get at least
seven, but man, I would love eight, Like I always just think,
Man, it still seems like that. I just talked about it with
the chick at Centergenics yesterday. She said, are you sleep? And I
go, no, I mean six hours? I go, what do you
get? I turned the tables on her. She said six hours. I'm
like, okay, back at you sleep longer? Okay? What would you
pay for a nineteen ninety three Ford Bronco. Alex would give everything that he
has for that white Bronco if it's OJS. Why are we talking about a
white Bronco right now? Because the infamous OJ Simpson White Bronco is currently on
loan to the Alcatraz East Crime Museum in Tennessee, but its owners, since
OJ passed away, are now thinking about selling it, and they're hoping to
get at least one point five million dollars now. They've had offers up to
seventy seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars in the past, and now that there's
renewed interest in all things OJ, they think they can jack up that price.
And they claim the plan was always to sell this year because this year
is actually the thirtieth anniversary of the Chase OJ's death. Well, that's just
a convinced that's just a coincidence and possibly a very lucrative coincidence for the people
that own it. I don't see that for going over a million dollars.
I'm sorry, it's not it's not the ruby slippers from you know. I
mean, it's better. It's worse. It's worse, definitely worse. Why
would you want that? Well, you don't know, x why would you
want it? But you know who used to collect cars like that? The
least singer of Corn Jonathan Davis. Oh yeah, he does weird souf too,
right, He had like John Wayne Gacy's car and things that Ted Bundy
hit, maybe his car. It's so weird. Who would want that dark
cloud parked in their driveway? The dark person? Things happened in those cars
mentally, and he bought them. Fighting demons done? Okay. The government
might be going after Live Nation and Ticketmaster now, I mean sources say that
the Justice Apartment is going to file an antitrust lawsuit against Live Nation as soon
as next month. A Live Nation, of course, is a parent company
of every concertg or is least favorite entity Ticketmaster, But you know, what
this is. These are These are the dealers. The concerts are the drugs
that we are addicted to, and guys, these are the dealers. And
the FED say, look that Live Nation and ticket Master have used their industry
dominance to undermine competition for ticketing live events. The result is is that we
all pay more. There's nothing we can do about it because Live Nation and
Ticketmaster are pretty much the only game in town. Last year, a Senate
panel subpoena documents from Live Nation pertaining to ticket pricing, fees, and secondary
sales. But that's really all we know right now. Okay, that's on
the music Fog page. Those are Houston sidlines. Take it, Alex Yeah,
throws lost the Braves last night six to one. There now six and
twelve on the year. They're gonna play the Braves against a night Hunter Brown.
I'll be on the mount for this DROs going up against Atlanta's rain Naldo
Lopez. First pitches at seven ten. You can listen to that game on
our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In the NBA, playing
games start tonight. The Lakers are gonna play the Pelicans at six thirty.
Then the Kings take on the Warriors at nine. You can watch both of
those games on T and T and then some more basketball news. That WNBA
draft was last night. Iowa star Caitlyn Clark was taken first overall by the
Indiana Fever, and lsus Angel Reese went seventh overall to the Chicago Sky.
If you want to read more about last night's WNBA draft, you can do
so on our sports blog page today, and then also go check out did
you see the US track and field uniforms they put out? You got?
And then who ever designed them was way too horny when they were designing them.
You're gonna need a Brazilian for this. Squirrels Internet was calling them out
for w two horny to design these. Go check out the uniforms. Well,
some people would maybe not the people wearing we're gonna love them, but
yeah, the people wearing them are gonna have Oh yeah, there's gonna be
Chase Sports Blog today. Check out You Can't Wait. Houston's Rocking Alternatives,
The Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz ninety four,
five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. It's Pearl Jam
and we are in the seventh spot. So thank you. If you are
carrying over from homeroom, if you're just joining us, wakey, wakey,
hands off those cupcakes, busy, busy. Still, it was a pretty
good homeroom, Like right out of the gate, it was a pretty good
home room. It's pretty funny, right right. I I was laughing at
my balls off. I don't know. It was good. First phone call
was a little different this morning. I suggest if you are just joining us,
I would go back and listen to homerooms starting from the first phone call.
Pretty good Olympiscuit tickets moving forward after the break, August eleventh, Woodlands
Pavilion. I do want to go to that show Risk It for the Biscuit
with our man Jim Adler. I got stuff for that. Yeah yeah,
Alex put E, let's cut me up. Well, I've cut up a
bunch of stuff. Where is this guy? Are you ready to risk it
for the biscuit? Yeah? I Well, yesterday's guy was not wanting to
risk it for the biscuit. He took two hundred dollars and he bailed out
pretty early. He was the first guy to play this new game that we've
got going on, risk it for the Biscuit and that is the name of
the game, the biscuit being one thousand dollars. You just have to determine
how long you want to hang in there because you could win nothing. That's
where the risk factor comes in. If you want to hang on and try
to get that thousand dollars, one of them will go to one thousand dollars
today. But money, it's cash. That's all you need to know.
It's cash. It's easy, boom. All get to do is just sit
there and you tell me when to stop, and you get to take home
the money that's left. What else? Looking at girls blog page today,
Selena's birthday got to recognize Did you know that? I mean, I don't
have it memorized. Yeah, April sixteenth? How old would she have been
today? I think she's just a little younger than me. Seventy one she
was born, Okay, so fifty two? Is it weird to think of
her as fifty two? They some people just never got old, buddy,
Holly, never got old. You stay that age like eternalized. James Dean.
Yeah, James Dean made three movies. Never got old and you just
can't think of it. I mean, for crying out loud. You know,
all those rock stars that died at twenty seven, they never got old.
How old was Selena? How old was she around when she passed or
she got killed? She was killed sixteen days before her twenty fourth birthday,
twenty four. She's young, so young, yeah, and doing just phenomenal
things, owning the stage like a season pro, separating her from Kurt Cobain,
and you know, the twenty seven Club and all of that, because
I mean, all of them are tragic. But yeah, I didn't know
she was that young. Yeah, twenty four. Yeah, a baby,
a baby. But you said you remember the day, Yeah, I was
in I was in fifth grade on the playground. Yeah, at my little
Catholic school there. Everybody loved Selena because she was a hometown girl, big
time. Like you just you had to like Selena. You had no choice.
Yeah, I think you had a choice. I think you just you
wanted to. I mean, what wasn't to love? You know what I
mean? She was kind, she was beautiful, she could sing, she
could dance. It's like it that's an easy cell when you're a little girl,
you know what I mean. It's like and she brown like me,
It's like wow, you know, how did I mean, I've never heard
anything bad about it. Jennifer Lopez did a great job in that movie.
I never saw the movie. Yeah, so, you know what, Originally
the dad said they were gonna make a Selena movie, and they were going
to cast non actors, so like the little girl that they cast a Selena,
she wasn't in she wasn't a child actress. They did these big casting
calls, and they did these big casting calls around the country, and originally
they weren't gonna have a real, like a seasoned actress player. They were
going to pick someone based on looks and personality, and that's what they were
gonna do. So I remember these you would see on the news, these
lines of women auditioning to play Selena, and they would go dressed up as
her. And in the end, the dad and whoever was making the movie
decided, no, we're going to actually go with someone who has a little
bit of a background, and they picked Jennifer Lopez, not much of a
background though. She was a fly girl right in living color. And I
don't know what she did after that, And I want to say there was
a little bit, a little bit of you know, not hate. But
you know, it wasn't a Mexican American actress. It wasn't you know,
it wasn't someone who has ja Loo's what Puerto Rican. So it was a
Latina obviously, Bronx you know, ham sandwich on a roll orange drink if
you know, you know. Okay, So so yeah, so that was
that was it, and I think, yeah, I think that was what
launched her career. It's like, hey, this chick can act. Did
you watch it with my kid? We watched clips. We watched clips online.
Yeah, of actual Selena performances. Okay, like the Astrodome performance in
that in that purple jumpsuit. I was making London. That's what I think
we got up. So just so you know, being recognized on the Look
at a Girls blog page today. Of course, on the flip of this
break, we got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending.
We'll get you those limb bisiscuit tickets, a lot of biscuit, a
lot of biscuit stuff coming up in the next couple of hours. Man,
I hope you're able to hang with us Rock and Alternative The Rod Ryan Morning
Show six to ten AM. The Buzz Betty four or five The Buzz Welcome
back, rod Ryan Show Ted Tuesday. You're looking at girls blog page.
The music blog page is really good. We can only cover a couple of
stories. I'm gonna have to get into some of the other ones that are
on there. There's some interesting things for sure. And I got it again
another reminder. Slash has an album out there with all these guest singers,
and you guys know, I love Chris Tapleton who crushed it on SNL this
weekend. I finally got a chance to watch. He crushed it and he
was in that bit that I put up on the music blog page yesterday.
He had to act. It wasn't just Chris Stapleton standing there all shy and
stuff. He had to do some acting. He had lines in the skit.
Everything. It was pre record. It was a pre recorded bit,
but he was really good. He was really really good in it. But
Slash's album, there's some more on that on there. It talks about some
of the different artists that he has got a lot of people singing on that
album. Twenty percent chance of rain mostly cloudy today, hy of eighty seven.
What is trending true or false? We just spent possibly the whole break
talking about women's basketball and the WNBA draft. Oh true or fall during the
commercial break. During the commercial break, Yeah, I said, those gals
came dressed to kill last night. It gave Slay eight those first eight picks,
man, they were all like wearing designer you know, red carpet stop
product. Yeah, they looked, they looked great, They looked phenomenal.
And the Indiana Fever got the number one pick, Caitlin Clark. You can
go see the I think the national team has announced to who they're taking for
Paris. The Paris Olympic torch has been it. So you know, all
things sporty going on this morning. If I ask you Rod about the octopus
dad, like the viral octopus Dad, do you know what I'm talking about?
I'd put it on three things you must see. Okay. First of
all, I see, when you get your kid a puppy or a dog
or a cat. They bought their kid an octopus. And then and then
the octopus was pregnant, was pregnant when they got it right. And then
there's octopi everywhere like they have. It's not just a litter. There's a
ton of them. There's like fifty octopis. So he there's a problem right
now at that house. So this is why it's one of the craziest stories
you'll ever read. It is three things you must see. Go check it
out. That is that has definitely been trending. I think he's gonna be
I think the Dad's gonna be on Good Morning America this morning. And I
know some people put out this side like free kittens, free octopus. Dude,
Come on, how he's even how he's even handling this situation. He's
a dentist, Like he's like calling aquariums and scientists to help it. If
Detroit makes mile, if Detroit makes the playoffs, maybe he can he can
drive him up there. There were how many how many octave pie on the
ice yesterday? It was the seventy second anniversary of the tradition? There were
like eight at one point in the third period, and then it caused the
comeback. So would they kill him? No, you've probably eaten octopus before.
They have Stop being pet one. No, it's not a pet if
they don't want it. Yeah, what else? Just that's it. That's
at Tuesday. That's it. What's trending on ninety four five The Bus.
All right, Yes, some tickets to give away? I do a pair
of tickets to see Limp, Biscuit with Bones and eight No Face, Coorey
Filmen and Katie's Finest riff Raff? Is it the finest that Katie has to
offer? Do you realize Chilli lives in Katie? No? I know,
kid, You not put him above? Two and three Alex Are two and
three Riffraffs, Cramp seven one seven one three two two nine, Ryan Show
five An Experience and Adventure, The Angel, The Cosmic on US ninety four
five Bus, Pupper, Roach and Last Resort rod Ryan Show. Oh,
we've got a great ticket to give away here, let's go do it.
Good morning morning, Well, hello, who's this? Hi? This is
Kelby? How are you? I'm awesome? Is it Shelby with a K?
It's a Kelby k E LB y K E l B. Why?
Yeah, it sounds like Shelby Kelby Kelby man. Yeah, I don't remember
talking to you. Have we have we talked before on the air? Ever?
No, I don't think so. This is my first Kelby. I'm
quite sure of that, and uh my favorite Kelby Your caller ten that is
awesome. It is awesome. What are you giving her? Okay, you
get the tickets to go see Limp Biscuit and Corey Selby. We're going to
be there too. Awesome. Thank you. So where are you from?
I'm actually from late Jackson. Have you won stuff on the radio before?
I never have I would call her I think, not eight or nine for
two years ago and that was the only time I've ever been closed. Wow.
All right, well man, I'm so happy to have you on today.
Nice to meet you. Congratulations, have a great time with Okay,
I sure, well, thank you, all right, thank you, Charlie.
I need you to just leave her on hold for a second. Do
you think you could clear out the lines? Could you give me? Could
you please get me a cat owner? Just why not? And not caring
the crazy cat lady because she'll know that's the one that's quick. I know.
I know she's gonna call. I know she's gonna call it. She's
gonna at least chime in. Could you give me a cat owner, Lise,
I'll look for one, all right. Uh would you call if you
know about cats? If you have a cat, about cats? I know
about cats. Let me tell you if you love cats, if you love
I love all the cats. Cat. I mean when I see a cat,
I just I just want to hold it. I love all the cats.
Like this is the bad part about this bit, Like we have to
wait for someone to call in. Okay, but what what are we going
to ask him? Why do you want a cat? I think I don't
want to. I don't think I want to ruin it, you know,
all right, Well, I gonna wait and I'll be pretty quick with him.
Hey, is there something weird happening with Pearl jam at eight o'clock today?
Did you get that? I know you guys don't read the Wizards.
I read it. You don't even know, you don't know, you don't
know. Fifty copies for everyone in the building. Good morning, Rob Ryan
Show. Who's this? This is Joseph, Hi, Joseph. How are
you? Oh? I'm fince asked to go the road? Are you awesome?
Your cat guy? I'm cat by guy by association. My wife is
addicted. I'm wondering if you're the right guy. I'm gonna okay, you're
in, You're in, You're in the cat. But I'm gonna get like
Candace, like I'm want like a weird o. Check Candace, Yes you
have a cat. I do. It's not like your dude's cat, and
it's like it's your cat by association, it's your cat. No, I
have had this cat before I got normally gotcha. All right, So Joseph
is our cat guy and Candace is our cat gal. I'm going to ask
you a question. You will not have time to look it up because I
will demand an answer quicker than that. Okay, here we go, Candace
and Joseph. Don't shout out your answer out loud. Okay, how many
how many toes does your cat have? Tess? I want you to write
down your answer. How many toes does your cat have? I'm gonna start
with Candace's her cat. How many toes? Four? Four toes just total
toes? Four toes? How many toes? How many toes? How many
toes in total does your cat have? Sixteen? Sixteen? Okay, I'm
like, is that cat walking, Joseph. Joseph again, you're saying it's
your chicks cat, But how many toes does your chicks cat have? You
know, I'm leaning towards Candace's answer, and I want to say sixteen as
well, sixteen, But something in me wants to say eighteen. Well,
okay, I'm gonna go with the something in you. I'm gonna go with
Joseph. Joseph who really doesn't want to claim the cat as his who has
this cat brought it into her relationship? A majority of cats have eighteen toes.
Joseph is the winner. You don't even like the damn cat, and
he knows. He went with his gut eighteen. What did you write down?
I wrote down sixteen? Well, how do they have eighteen? I
know cat people are gonna call in there? Everybody knows this. No they
don't. Ten in front, ten in front, eight in the back.
Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. No clue.
Oh for eight, I don't. I woulda gone with sixteen. Yeah,
I woulda gone with sixteen. I didn't even ask you. Yeah,
I would have had no idea pick up more digits in the front than in
the back. Well, you know what, they're the apex predator of the
domesticated annual animals, so just let them do whatever they want. Forty six
percent of cat owners. This is where Kanda says, oh I knew that
forty six percent of cat owners. They don't know that cats are lactose intolerant.
Did you know that, Candace? Don't like I don't know that you
can't give them milk. I totally gave a straight cat milk when I was
little. I thought that's what you did with cats. You give a saucer
of milk. Yeah, cereal milk, cow's milk is not good for them.
Fifty Only fifty three percent of cat owners know that cats tend to drink
more water if it's running water, So fountains are better than a dish.
Okay, my sister does have a fountain for cat purring, is happy and
stressed out. Okay, Candace, like you think, Oh my little guy's
purring all the time, could be freaking out with all that milk you're serving
them. For God's sakes. Mom doesn't even know how many toes I have?
All right, Okay, I'm done with you. Cat whiros my guys.
Now all the emails that are gonna come in. Let's say I knew
it was eighteen. I don't believe you. Overall, overall, eighty three
percent of cat owners do not know how many toes their cat has. I
didn't know okay, yeah, number the R. Ryan Show celebrating twenty years,
the bus ninety four five, the Buzz, Good Morning Rod Ryan Show,
cat people before that, some cat people on chiming in twenty percent chance
of reign mostly cloudy. I've about eighty seven chat mc rod we had a
cat with twenty two toes one seven on both front feet. It happens they're
called polydactyl cats. That's come up before. In a fun fact, didn't
Ernest Hemingway have a bunch of weird toad cats? Oh? God, yes,
poly polydactyl there's some. There's some Earnest Hemingway cat thing that we discussed
on this and polydactyl definitely came up. Karen the Crazy cat Woman, what's
going on? I can barely hear you all over all these dogs at work
today. All I heard was the word cats on the air, and I
heard my name. I didn't want you calling. I know that you would
know that she would, she would know. She knows everything about cats,
Karen the Crazy cat Lady. For God's sake, she wasn't. I didn't
need her for that experiment. I know that she would know all that stuff.
There is something coming up. For Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam's new album,
Dark Matter, will be released at midnight on Friday, So I guess
we have something that's gonna be airing at eight o'clock. It's a it's a
couple of dudes from La talking with the band, but it's short, so
there's gonna be some kind of a Pearl Jammy moment at eight o'clock. To
hear it says Pearl Jammy, Rod, you're gonna get Pearl Jammy at eight.
It doesn't say that, but that was how I read it. So
there is something coming up, so that'll be fun and then risk it for
the biscuit is at You're like, what is this, Rod? It's just
a chance for you to win money, Okay, and you have to risk
it for the money. You have to hold out. Hold hold. It's
like the movie Gladiator. Hold. You have to hang in there for as
long as you can. But you don't want to let You don't want to
hang in there too long because then if it blows up, you win nothing.
I know. I'm not explaining it. You just gotta be there.
You gotta be there, call in and I will walk you through it to
try to win you some cash today, all right, Risk it for the
Biscuit at eight twenty with the Great Jim Adler, The Rod Ryan Morning Show
six at ten am, the bus, come on ninety four to five the
bus, Good Morning Rob Ryan Show on this tap Tuesday. We're just getting
closer and closer and closer and closer. Risk it for the biscuit. That's
right, mister Adler. We're gonna play risk It for the Biscuit today at
A twenty. And you got a chance, I mean a chance at one
one thousand dollars. Somebody does. At least who's gonna win one thousand dollars?
Thank you, my man A twenty. We'll get rolling with risk It
for the Biscuit. Day two. We're gonna play it all week at A
twenty and then, yes, someone kind of figured that out because that game
is in there every day at A twenty. Read my lips. There is
a group of people that is very upset that I moved Read my Lips to
eight twenty every morning. It's not when they're commuting, so Read my Lips
will be at seven twenty one off. But we can do it. We'll
get our words together and you guys will help me. Do that on Thursday.
Mostly cloudy today, load chances of rain warmer than the last couple days,
high to eighty seven today, Tessa one of Houston's headlines. Well,
NASA has confirmed that the object that crashed through the roof of a Florida home
last month actually came from the International Space Station. It was part of a
cargo pallette loaded with fifteen hundred pounds of old batteries that hit this Naple homes.
That happened in March on March eighth. The palette was expecting to burn
up in New York atmosphere. That's what they always say, like, oh,
burn up in the airs atmosphere. And now scientists are looking to find
out why their calculations were wrong on that. So that was a big story
yesterday and then or this morning as well. And then a man here locally,
this big local story, is being charged with impersonating a police officer after
trying to pull over some undercover Harris County deputies over the weekend. So this
dude tries to pull over the deputies in a car equipped with the red and
blue lights. It had a siren and everything. Deputies in a Mark Carr
pulled arnold over instead, They're like, actually, U, no reverse card
you, he repeated. He reportedly has a uniform shirt, he had a
ballistic vest on. This dude had a body cam, he had a badge.
Deputies arrested him for impersonating police officer and possession of body armor by a
felon. He's reportedly been arrested on similar charges not just clear in Texas.
That's here in town, and he's done this in Missouri. He's done this
in Illinois. This dude wants to be a cop so bad, but he
breaks the law all the time. Impersonated Jesus Christ, every single one of
them. They're looking for work. Every car says if you want to work
for us, go to this right. So yeah, that was a local
story going on here. Become a cop. If you didn't get your taxes
done in time, you only have yourself to blame, Okay, just kidding.
You have H and R Block to blame as well. Their software crash
yesterday and April fifteenth yesterday was the last day to file your taxes unless you
got an extension, So tens of millions of people always wait until the last
few days to file. That's according to the irs. HNR Block says the
glitch only affected customers who use the downloaded version of their software. People used
their website or went to an h and R block office, they were still
able to do it. But thousands of people did have issues because they used
that H and R block downloaded software. Lots of complaints, huge spiking complaints
yesterday, And I mean H and R block is like, I mean,
what do you do? Sorry? The biggest one. I mean, the
government should be cool. And somebody said, hey, I was really counting
on using this software where she'd give them a grace period or something. Let's
talk about Hannagutiata's read the armorer on the set of the Alec Baldwin movie Russ.
She's been sentenced. I learned this the armorer. I mean, I
don't know anything about the movie industry, but she was in charge of all
the guns, anything that was used on the set. If there's a movie
that has guns in it, there's an armorer, right like, they're in
charge of the weapons, and they're in charge of you know, I don't
know. Again, you and I talk about this. Why are there live
rounds on a movie scene when they have the blanks that are just as good,
but I don't know anyway. That's not the story here. The story
is that she has been sentenced to eighteen months in prison for involuntary manslaughter.
That's a maximum she could have received. Prior to her sentencing, prosecutors said
she showed no remorse for the death of cinematographer Hala Hutchins during the recorded phone
conversations. During her recorded phone conversations from jail, she allegedly called the jurors
who convicted her idiots and a holes. She also said witnesses lied and that
the judge was paid off. So it's still not clear how those live rounds
ended up on the rust set Loutittus. Reid was offered a plea deal,
as she admitted she brought them, but she turned it down. Her father
blames the ammunition supplier and the prop master. Alec Baldwin's in voluntary manslaughter trial
is scheduled to begin in July. He could also get eighteen months. Oh
wait, let's talk about Courtney Love because she has been anti establishment as far
as we can all remember. She has a new VBC radio series called Courtney
Loves Women, but in her latest interview to promote it, she took some
time to bash a couple of women, couple women that are very popular,
including Taylor Swift. She said, look, Taylor Swift might be a safe
space for girls, and she's probably the Madonna of now, but she's not
interesting as an artist. She'll get people to listen to her podcast based on
that comment, probably has a new album coming out with all this, and
if provoking the Swifties was enough, she went for the bay Hive. She
said, I like the idea Beyonce doing a country record because it's about black
women going into spaces where previously only white women would have been allowed. I
just don't like her music. And then she said she hasn't listened to Lana
del Ray and since she released a cover of John Denver, and she says
she thinks Lana should take seven years off. That's Courtney love for you guys.
Or is any what surprise? So anti establishment? Still? Oh God?
Keep fighting those a Houston's headline. Lets you got over there? The
Astros loss of the Braves last night six to one. They're gonna play them
again this evening. Hundred Brown will be on the mound for the Stros,
going up against Atlanta's Raynaldo Lopez first pitches at seven to ten and you can
listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In
basketball, the NBA playing games begin tonight. We get the Lakers taking on
the Pelicans to start things off at six thirty. After that, it'll be
Kings against the Warriors at nine. You can watch both of those games tonight
on TNT and some more basketball news. The WNBA draft was last night.
I always start. Kaitlin Clark was taken first overall by the Indiana Fever,
and then ls used Angel Reese went seventh overall to the Chicago Sky. You
want to read more about last night's WNBA draft, you can do so on
our sports blog page today that because what's going on in sports? You got
all those octopi being thrown under the ice. Yeah, for the for the
Detroit Red Wings, they're not guaranteed to get in the playoffs, right,
they need things to happen. You need to win tonight and they need the
capitals. Okay, so maybe more octopus Are they at home? They are
in Montreal. Oh, nobody throws octopi when they're not at home. Huh
you really care? U doess? You really care. Yeah, they can
they do. That's an automaty ejection in the yeah. But if you're a
real fan, you'll do it. You do it, You risk the biscuit
like us lots of Octopi on three things you Must see Today and then Yeah,
I've heard it all mentioned. Are you ready to risk it for the
biscuit? Yeah, one of you will be asked to risk it for the
biscuit today at eight twenty. Man, I hope you stay with us The
Rod Ryan Morning Show, six am. The bus ninety four or five the
bus. I was sinking. Oh my goodness, I was auditioning, so
iping Mike Shinoda might hear me and say, hey, rod let me pull
you from this morning misery. I thought we were having a good time to
day. Come over to my band. We'll let you sleep in, We'll
let you get some real sleep over there. Hey, I'm going to get
a chance. It'll be after the show. I don't know how quickly we're
gonna be able to package it up, but I'm going to get a chance
to talk to Lizzie Hale, who everyone knows that's one of my favorite singers
ever. I am going to get a chance to talk to her, so
of course talking up her show here at the Woodlands. They're on tour.
I think it's a co headlining tour with I Prevail, But of course I
want to ask her a little bit about doing that gig with skid Row.
She's going to be filling in on some dates, and she made it sound
like, you know, that's something that could last a while. And she
just put out a picture too, and I have to bring it up.
Let me just see if I can remember everybody in the picture. Billy Corgan,
it's at a table. They're clearly at the rainbow. So it's Lizzie
at the back of the picture. And it's DMC from Run DMCA. It's
scott Ian I just happen to be wearing Antha shirt today. It's Tom Morello.
It's big baldy Billy Corgan, and I want to say one more person.
I'm like, what a table? Maybe that's it? What are they
talking? What's going on at that table with Lizzie? And she looks like
she's just having a great time. People are drinking. Nobody's touched their water.
There's like a water with a lemon wedge on it. No one's touched
their water, so I have to ask her about that. So I'm looking
I'm really really looking forward to that interview. What else today we know?
Risk it for the Biscuit is coming up in just a little bit. We
got mostly cloudy skies today, low chances of rain, high of eighty seven.
I do have a pull question up, and it's asking a little bit
about your sleep pattern. There was a bunch of national stuff talking about sleep,
and I'm like, I don't care. I care about what our audience
is doing. That's the most important thing for me. How many hours on
average do you sleep at night? There's about one in four people listening to
our show that sleep less than six hours. We tired. We are tired
enough. It's not when I get less than six it's like it affects me.
That's a prank. That's a cruel, evil prank. I don't think
get that. But I'm functional on six. I mean that's my life.
Six six is my life. That's on average. So I wish I could
have broken it down differently now than I look at this, less than six
hours one and four of our people, sixty six percent of our audience six
to seven hours, eight percent of our audience eight to nine hours. Nobody's
getting ten hours. Oh, one person is in there. At least one
person is in there. Chilly voted. Chili finally got around to voting.
I said, why isn't Chili taking part in our pole question? Does he
hate our pol questions? But I don't think he gets ten hours at once?
No, He's like, banks it. What time is blue Blood's on?
Or he records that. I think he has all his shows recorded,
yeah for him, along with his meal ready to go? So not counting
the nap, Chile, at nighttime, you're shut down at around seven maybe
I want to say around eight thirty the latest eight thirty, but average then
would it be closer to eight or seven? Eight? Eight? Yang?
That's early okay? And what times the alarm go off? Three twenty dang,
that's early two five. My boy's only getting seven. Oh, but
he takes a three hour nap. Yeah, all right, so seven hours
at night he's getting ten and then three during the day. Yeah, but
that's not how this has worded. It wasn't taking into account naps. So
he's getting ten a day, but seven and three sleeping? What do they
call it? Like intimate fasting in minute when he got intimate fasting, he
says, he's intimate napping. Yeah, that's what I'm doing, snugging up
with all his dogs. How many what's the count on the dogs? Six?
What's it? Yeah? Oh? Is that all? Yeah? One
of them? Is that all? Yeah? How many toes? How me
toes? Says? Your dog? Here? They got Paul who's getting a
toe docked tomorrow. Really, she's getting a tow doc. They don't know
what's going on with her. I don't need to get into it, but
she's just her nails aren't coming in right, she's got problems with her front
paws, and yeah, they're gonna take off like a piece of her one
of her toes. To try to figure out what he was going on with
her. Is she gonna be like after that? They're gonna a cast or
something? Or is she just good to go? Uh? Cone of shame
and just wrapped up conn of Shane and wrapped up no cast to my knowledge,
no caste. She already looks sad outside the Cone of shame. No
I know who's getting old man or baby. Oh it's the worst, it's
the worst. Okay, guys, the best is coming up. I think
the best thing is I think the best thing that we have. Sorry,
I just sad that accident, Alex. I think the best of what we
have to offer is coming up. Do you have what it tights to risk
it for the best kit with Ron Ryan ninety four or five the buzz that's
our guy. Jim Adler gave us some cash to give to you. We're
gonna play this game called risk it for the biscuit. I'm gonna have you
calling in after the break, ChIL. He's gonna explain it to you,
and then I'll also explain it to you. That's okay. Yesterday was the
first day, all right? That guy walked away with two hundred dollars.
He could have walked away with what seven? He could have walked away with
seven? Hinge he wished out it too. I'll explain everything on the flip.
All you gotta do is just be there for it, call in,
win some cash, don't hold too long, or do you think you need
to risk it? Maybe today's one thousand dollars day. I don't know.
I don't know. We'll find out though soon enough. He used his rock
hous, his alternative and the Rod Ryan Morning show Bus twenty four to five
to the buzz. Good morning, rod Ryan's Show. Oh we're getting close.
We're getting close. We're gonna one of you on the air with us
to play a game, risk it for the Biscuit. Yesterday was day one,
Today, day two. We're gonna play all week right here at eight
twenty. I'm excited about it. Thank you to the Great Texas Hammer for
stepping up always. They were out there at the golf tournament and everything else.
But yeah, I asked mister Adler for some money to give to you
guys, and once I explained the game to him, he thought it was
cool. He said, Okay, I'm in He's all about it. Hang
in there. You could win one thousand dollars. That's right. What's the
name of the game. Are you ready to risk it for the biscuit?
All right, we're gonna get into that shortly. I hate saying the dude
only won two hundred dollars yesterday. Two undred dollars is awesome. Joked about
it. He was very It's not like he was like, oh man,
like he was just happy he won, learned how to play the game,
and we gave him a second chance. He could. I mean, the
max he could have won was seven hundred yesterday and then the explosion happened.
That's where you got to risk it. You know, how long do you
want to hang in there on the money? All right, it's coming up.
Tell me what's trending. Bluey is trending on the X right now because
apparently Frisky and Radley Heeler got married in a Bluey wedding and people love Blue.
It's good. It's a good show. I don't mind it like I
don't mind it. I couldn't stand Coco Melon was the worst. That phase
is over with because they sing song everything. It's lullabyes okay, and all
the kids are in school right yeah, Blippy, that jackass. I couldn't
handle it. I could not handle it. And and London went through about
a six month phase of Blippy. Oh, I couldn't handle him being on
my TV. Well Blue. Apparently this latest episode of Blue is making people
cry because there's a marriage, someone's moving like, it's a lot going on
in this latest episode of Blues are just You've You've been worn. It's the
best things. It's the best thing that kids can watch right now. Also,
it's all about Caitlin Clark. Right now. The US women's national team
training camp roster was announced, and it's stacked. You got Kaitlyn Clark bean
a Stewart you were wondering, see im nosy like you Rod, And it
was like, is Caitlyn and Clark like dating anyone? Like, what's her?
What's her deal? She actually has a boyfriend. His name is Connor
McCaffrey. And he transferred from Iowa where he met Caitlyn Clark. That's where
they met, and he transferred over to Butler. So I've been watching some
of his highlight reels. He plays basketball too. He's pretty good, Okay,
pretty good. I mean she's attractive. She's kind of like she'd feel
like a hot stand of like you know, she'd be like a hot stand
of comedian. She's in that world. She's not mister what bunny girl next
door that she used to She has curled hair, but she's a beast.
She's she is nails. She is a She's a powerful woman for sure.
And yeah, Kaitlyn Clark still dominating a lot of the headlines. Also,
what else, Oh, this new report that came out Psychologists Association came out
with uh, social media report and they're saying, look, it's not inheritibly
suitable for you at all, Like they're saying social media bad for your kids.
I think we all felt like you kind of knew that. But psychologists
are saying no for sure now. So that's a story you can expect to
hear more about. That's what's trending on eighty four to five The Buzz Alex,
I don't want my comedians hot. Yeah, I don't you want them
hot? Unassumingly hot. I really don't want super attractive stand up comedians.
That goes for the girls and the guys. Okay, I'm ready. You're
not allowed to be hot and funny. I think you try harder to be
funny when you're not hot, and over time and they're funnier. The funniest
comedians are not hot. She'd be a pretty hot stand up comedian. You
can make a bit about this. Come on, can we play a game
here? Jeez, mister Adler gave us all this money. Resk it for
a bsitit? Okay, Chillie, talk to these people before they go on
the radio. I mean, dude, what was said to that guy yesterday?
Yesterday? I did not explain it to him, because if you did,
then I'd even be more mad at that guy. Yeah, yesterday I
didn't explain it, okay, but you got to tell him to hang in
there first. But hang it, listen, I want to lose anybody money
too. A fuse is going to be lit on the air. You're gonna
hear it, and then you're gonna hear mister Adler Kaman and say one hundred
dollars and then two hundred dollars. Well, that's all that guy needed to
hear. He wanted to take his money and run. He knew that that
explosion was coming at some point or maybe not. One of them goes to
a thousand. One of them this week will go to one thousand. I
don't know. They're in a randomizer right now, so I don't know if
it's today. But yesterday he's exploded after seven hundred. So that guy left
three four or five said, oh, he could have had another five.
But you know that you don't know when the explosion is coming or if it's
coming at all. Chillie, I just explained it, but you're gonna do
it again. You're gonna have to explain it again to them Risk It for
the Biscuit. Okay, I want big money. I want big money for
you guys. Call now seven one three The Rod Ryan Show, Mornings on
the Bush. Here we Go, ninety four The Buzz, Good morning rod
Ryan's Show on this Tattuesday. I want to get into it. I want
to play, I want to go. I want to play this new game.
All right, guys, I'm glad. I'm so glad you're here for
but I think is gonna be the highlight of today's show. Risk It for
the Biscuit. Thank you, mister Adler. You guys know the Texas Hammer
gave us some cash to give to you, and we're playing a little game
called Risk It for the Biscuit. Wrong side of the table. Here,
hang on, make sure okay, here we go. Hey, Leo,
get third Chili came on out of nowhere. His speaker's always on when he
wants to talk to us. When a song's playing, He's like, hey,
man, I explained it. If he gets it, if he screws
it up, it's not on me. He explained it very well. We'll
see. Now, this is the only question I'm going to ask of people.
I don't mind explaining it again, and I'm going to do it for
everyone listening to You're going to hear a fuse, okay, and then you're
gonna hear mister Adler come on, and he's gonna be going up one hundred
dollars increments. He's going to be saying amounts of money. Okay. When
he says that money, it's yours. You can lock it in at any
time. You can lock it in. Yesterday, the dude wanted to lock
in after two. He just wanted the two hundred dollars. And then I
told we played it too. We're going to torture you if you lock in
early or whenever you lock it in, it doesn't matter. We're going to
play what's left. Just so you know, only one of them is only
one of them this week goes to it. I just don't know where it
is. I sent them all to Alex. They weren't labeled, so they're
in there. We just don't know where it's going when it's going to show
up. And then the other thing, I'm going to ask you, Leo,
and I don't want a number. Do you have a number in your
head where you feel like you're going to stop? I do Okay, all
right, that's interesting. That's I do not want to know what that is
because I don't know what's happening here. If you hear an explosion, you
win nothing. I hear you. Okay. I think Leo knows what he's
doing. Okay, Leo sounds locked in? Locked in, Leo, Alex,
are you dialed in? You're dialed in right now? Hang in there.
You could win one thousand dollars. All right, Well, let's see
what's going to happen here. Are you ready to risk it for the biscuit?
Leo? You sound like you are ready to risk it for the biscuit?
Here we go. Please light that fuse, Alex, Oh god,
it's burning. Okay, Leo, Leo, you're on. Okay, one
hundred dollars, that's yours, that's in your pocket. Two hundred dollars,
that was quick. Three hundred dollars. Four hundred dollars. That's a lot
of money. It is a lot of money. It's four hundred bucks.
Wow, five hundred dollars, that's your money. Stop stop of it it,
dude. You just want five hundred dollars. That sounds better than two
hundred. Six month take a tending the button off, tay for the button
off dollar. We got to hear the rest of Oh you want to hear
the rest of it? Can we play the rest of Okay? I hurt
okay, Okay, So wait, you won five hundred dollars. That's huge.
I'm living it. You wouldn't five hundred dollars today, so it's it's
I got it. I can play it, ranting to wait a minite which
will tell me what you're where you're gonna be and what I'll turn it on,
B and B dollars. Hang on, Okay, it went to six,
went to six, Leo's pretty spot on. Dude, it it went
to six and exploded. You stopped at five. You got the five hundred
dollars. Dude, I think that was brilliant well playing. Thank you very
much. I love this game. Play game that's pretty fun. Like we're
not doing anything. Alex is the one that's just kind of light it and
stop it. So there's a little pressure. There's a little pressure on Alex,
but other than that, I don't do anything and I'm freaking out the
whole time. Thank you to the great Jim Adler. Leo five hundred dollars
richer today, risking it for the biscuit. I thank you, Leo,
thank you, thank you Leo. Love you love you mean it when I
say it. Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, one of them goes to
a thousand. Who's gonna sit there? I can't. I'm too stressed out.
It's five to six hundred dollars. I'm out. I'm not losing.
I'm not losing that money. It'd be miserable to explode it. All right,
guys, great job Leo, Thank you, mister Adler. It's ninety
four to five the buzz, ninety four or five the buzz, Greening Day
long view, risking it for the biscuit. Before that, I thought that
Duke did a great job. Five hundred dollars. He only had another one
hundred out there before he was going to lose every thing. So well played.
Yeah, yeah, really well played. That's close. That's almost too
close to the pin. We'll do it again tomorrow. I'm not cool enough
to play this game like I'm too stressed out. I would be a happy
like yesterday when he got two hundred dollars. I would be so stoked with
that. He was the happiest guy too. Yeah, it didn't even bother
him that it went all the way up to seven hundred, and Alex said
he left five hundred on the He left five hundred on the table. Alex,
you would get blown up. You would get blown up. You'd go
all the way to the thousand dollars. There's one, there is one,
and now you have a one in three shot. Yeah, you have a
one in three shot. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, one of those days
it going to a thousand true. Oh man, Okay, now it is.
We don't know where it's gonna come up. If it doesn't come up
till Friday, yeah, it makes it. It's it's almost not fair.
Yeah, it comes up on Friday. So I'm hoping it doesn't come up
on Friday, although it'd be a layup for whoever's playing. Eat that right.
Nope, I'm just sitting here. Said, you promised, Ron,
you promised it was coming up. Hang in there, you could win one
thousand dollars. All right, I don't know when it's gonna come up.
Mostly Cloud his guys today, twenty percent chance of rain, high of eighty
seven. I would say most of our Audi's is pretty well slept Eric Wallen,
you got to get some more sleep, brother, Rod. I get
four hours of sleep a night. I have to be to work at three
a m. I'm like, dud, why don't you go to bed earlier
or nap during the days like I try? He goes wife four boys?
Damn, he said, It's just it's it's easier said than done. Yeah,
just do something different than you're already doing. You have four kids and
a wife. Yeah, this guy's not sleeping. I was gonna ask how
old he was. I'm like, because that's something I could have pulled off
in my twenties. You know, I could have ran on fumes. But
like now closer forty, it's like, there's no chance four hours of sleep.
I'm going to the looney been after a week, Like, there's no
chance. What's your average? Is what we're asking on the X today.
Six to seven hours is the most by far, sixty six percent of our
audience. The next largest sell is one out of four of us listening to
the show, one of four of you listening to the show. It took
our poll question we're getting less than six hours. That's alarming to me.
Eight percent are getting eight to nine hours, and then zero point eight percent
of you, so it's more than one. Now people saying they're getting ten
or more. This is the average. I'm asking there's a couple of people
just sleeping for ten hours. So jealous, Yeah, a little bit.
Houston, Houston's alternative and home of the Rod Ryan Morning Show, The Buzz
ninety four five. The Buzz just great stuff from shining down Rob Ryan Show.
Ten Tuesday shot of thousand dollars again coming up. This is gonna be
more of a keyword entering at the Buzz dot Com. Alternative income is coming
your way closer to around nine ten. We're gonna leave you with Weezer tickets
today Weezer playing with the Flaming Lips and Dinosaur Junior September twenty eighth. They're
playing the Toyota Center. Chile has got those I know the show for you
today mostly Claudi's guys. Twenty percent chance of rain hivety seven. I think
we got some rain coming this weekend. Boo, come on, get it
over with during the week I don't want to have to during the weekend,
Tessa. One final time. Houston's headlines at traffic ground to a halt around
the country, yesterday as protesters blocked major roads protesting the war in Gaza.
You had demonstrators on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco. You had protesters
blocking out traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge in New York, and around forty people
were arrested in Chicago at the Airport Ohare after they were wearing stop sign shape
badges that said stop sending bombs, and so they were obstructing traffic there as
well. Just so you know, the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Nettan Yahoo is
considering the best to respond to Iran's response attack over the weekend. According to
his offices, he called his war cabinet for the second time in less than
twenty four hours. The attack over the weekend resulted in no deaths and very
little damage thanks to Israel and its allies helping strike down various missiles and drone
So that's the big international news. Here in the United States, it's the
second day of jury's election in Donald Trump's hush money criminal trial in Lower Manhattan.
At least fifty perspective jurors were all dismissed yesterday. They all felt they
couldn't be impartial. Trump previously pleaded not guilty to felony charges of accusations of
falsifying business records related to hush money payments made prior to the twenty sixteen election.
Let's talk about your sleep. How many hours are you getting per night?
We're doing a poll on Rod Ryan's show on the X because the majority
of Americans are under slip and this is for the first time since the Gallup
poll started asking people about their sleep back in two thousand and one. Most
of us aren't getting as much sleep as we'd like. Yeah, And I
thought it was weird with the study. They didn't really focus in on numbers.
It's just how you feel. And I told you that I met when
I went to Centergenics yesterday. She said, you know, how much sleep
are you getting? I said six hours? And she immediately said is that
enough? And I said, that's what kind of works for me. She
goes, then you're fine. I go, what do you get? She
goes, six hours? Go does it work for you? She goes,
yeah. So this wasn't like a hard number. I was going for numbers
here just to kind of get people. I'm curious as to how much sleep
you guys are getting. There's one out of four of you that listen to
the Rod Ryan Show that are getting less than six hours of sleep. Now,
there's nowhere in here does it talk about anybody taking a nap. And
you know, I Shelli naps and gets his sleep, so he gets at
ten hours a day, but not all at once. Most of our audience
six to seven hours seven eight percent of our audience eight to nine hours a
night, and zero point seven percent, So there's a handful of you that
get ten or more. I So, for me, Rod, like,
sleep is so important to me. It's the thing that it doesn't matter if
I'm like, if I'm like hungry, if I'm cranky, if something,
if my day isn't going right, it's probably because I'm tired. Like that's
the heel all for me. Like you know how some people they don't drink
enough water and they're like, okay, dude, you're probably dehydrated. For
me, sleep is like the cure to like ninety percent of my own case.
But knowing that you just said it on your own, how often are
you respecting that? How often are you how often are you disrespecting that?
I that's the question. Probably once Thursday hits I disrespect that. That know
that because I know the weeknd's coming up and I know I can catch up.
But during the week, like yesterday, I even took like a twenty
minute nap. I wanted to work out, but I'm like, how good
of a workout are you going to have if you're a little bit tired.
So I get like a twenty minute I go work out, and then I'm
like, Okay, you just got to go to bed before ten o'clock today.
That's the one thing when anybody I hire for this job, I said,
you just have to respect it. Some people in the beginning think they're
going to be able to beat it. Oh no, not me. I
don't need that. I'll be I'll be fine. It catches up to you,
Yeah, it does. And you know, you hire somebody, they
come in at a certain age on the show. Alex has been here,
what eight years yesterday? Nine years yesterday? And you still don't respect the
sleep, don't you don't? He refuses, Maybe in ten years will respect
it. Damn, I don't know how you do. It's what is this
OJ Bronco? Where's it? Is it for sale? Yeah? So the
infamous White Bronco is currently on loan to the Alcatraz East Crime Museum in Tennessee,
but its owners are thinking about selling it and they're hoping to get at
least one point five mil so. They say. In the past they've had
offers up to seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars, but because of the renewed
interest because of his passing, they think they can jack up the price now.
They say, look, this year was the thirtieth anniversary of the chase,
so they were going to sell it this year anyway. The plan was
always to sell it this year, but Ojy's death that happened, and so
that's a very lucrative coincidence for them. I wonder if the museum was is
going to make an offer. That's got to be the best thing in the
museum. Yeah, probably, you know, that's your your that's your Da
Vinci, its yourmonally at your crime museum. So maybe they'll make an offer
to keep it there. Perhaps, who the hell's going to go to that
place? They've probably got cool stuff. Sources say that the Justice Department is
going to file on anti trust lawsuit against Live Nation as soon as next month.
The Live Nation, of course, is the parent company of ticket Master
and the FEDS say that they've used their industry dominance to undermine competition for ticketing
live events. Now we know the result of this, we pay more.
There's nothing we can do about it because Live Nation and ticket Master are pretty
much the only game in town. Last year there was a Senate panel that's
a poena documents from Live Nation pertaining to ticket pricing, fees and second dairy
sales. But yeah, that they're preparing that antitrust lawsuit. Ticketmaster has come
under fire many times over the years following the struggles by fans to access these
limited tickets with these high fees. Those are Houston Headlands, Alex, the
Sleepless Wonder for nine years now anniversary yesterday for Alex, you saw a lot
of people saying nice things on U on the gram. They did say nice
thing, said nice things about you. Yeah. Wo we thought, right,
really weird. I'm like, man, if you only knew all right,
way, what's going on? Astros lost the Braves last night, six
to one. They're now six and twelve so far this year. I'll play
the Braves again tonight. Hunter Brown's gonna be the mountain for this Stros going
to gets Atlanta's Rinaldo Lopez first pitches at seven ten. You could listen to
it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. In basketball, the
NBA playing games start tonight. We get the Lakers playing the Pelicans at six
thirty, then the King take on the Warriors at nine. You can watch
both of those games on TNT and some more basketball news. The w NBA
Draft was last night and Iowa star Caitlin Clark was taken first overall by the
Indiana Fever unless use Angel Rees went seventh overall to the Chicago Sky. You
want to read more about last night's WNA draft, you can do so on
our sports blog page. Today. That is what's going on in sports Houston
and The Rod Ryan Morning Show six Am, The Buzz ninety four or five
The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Whipping out the Bush.
It's clifferine, twenty percent chance of rain, mostly cloudy. Highs of around
eighty seven today, a little warmer than we've seen. It looks like some
rains coming later on in the week. That's okay. Today's tattooesday. I
feel like the Looking at Girls blog page is packed. I feel the music
blog page is really really packed today. Lots of great stories on there and
then a chance that's some alternative income, a chance at one thousand dollars coming
up. But I wanted to congratulate every single one of you. You've made
it, at least for today. If you survived eight fifteen this morning,
congratulations. The most stressful time of the entire day on average for people,
pinpointed specifically to eight fifteen. I mean, think about it, the chaos
that's going on in morning. And I do take this as a huge responsibility.
I don't think we're going to fix anything here on the Rod Ryan Show.
I never do. I'm hoping to make it a little easier or maybe
take your mind off of things. What a horrible time to be on the
radio when it's the worst part of the day for people. Most people say
the most chaotic time of the entire day is mornings. There's people that just
flat out say they hate mornings. Yeah, that's when you want, hey,
go be funny, come on, make a slack. Everyone's miserable.
It's like pandemonium out there. Especially you got multiple kids, You're trying to
get them all ready to go and for school. They say that eight to
fifteen. You're heroes to me. I want you to know that each and
every one of you, you have twenty four hours. And when they ask
people the most stressful time of the day, it is in the morning time,
and eight fifteen is the average where just all hell's breaking loose. I
know that a lot of people say they're in the cars with their kids in
the seven o'clock hour getting them to school. Yeah, I get a lot
of you know, we'll hear kids early with their parents, even in homeroom,
so they're up early. But I don't know what it is about eight
fifteen. But you're helping others get ready, you're preparing, you're breakfasting,
you're commuting, you're helping others get to work or school, and you're probably
operating before the caffeine is kicked in. And you know, any home video
of my family in the morning has a different tone than a video that's taken
in the afternoon. On the weekends, mornings work, we had chaotic mornings.
My mom was always like, get in the car, do this screaming,
And then like, I thought, that's just how mornings were the same.
Good mornings were chaotic. It was thunderdome every morning. It's only three
of us. Yeah, it was three of us at my mom. Yeah,
and it's like we didn't make one morning easy right for her? Right?
Never, dude. My mom was just like, party clus you if
you have your background, Oh my gosh, you forgot go get this you.
Ever, it was like, it's like, we couldn't have done this
the night before. Oh No, three little assholes done this sitting at that
table, fighting, throwing flicking cereal at each other. We were terrible.
We were terrible, dude. So my brother was a morning person. He'd
be at the breakfast table, like eating his little breakfast, all ready to
go. He'd lay out his head and I'm like, just look at him,
like, you're such a kiss ass I did in the car. I
didn't always want to do this job. From when I was a little kid,
you know. I you know, I wanted the whole I wanted the
rock star route, and you know, failed at that. But I was
always I was always better than everyone else with mornings. I'm not better at
mornings. I just was. I didn't complain about it ever. Even before
this job, I kind of felt like, you're getting up early. I
always felt it was a bit of an advantage to be up earlier than everyone.
I always woke up earlier than my friends, even if there was just
you know, even if there was some crazy party and it was a wild
night, I was the first one up. Just moving around this morning guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, long before I ever thought I was going
to do this job like you have been primed for this, all right,
So here's what you can do. How do you I mean, five things
that can help you make mornings go smoother? This is a lot if you
have kids, prepare the night before easier said than done. Laying out clothes,
Yeah, you do that for what the first two weeks of school,
and then that's over with. You're packing school bags again. A lot of
this stuff. This is the year. This is the year. I'm going
to do everything the night before. Even if you don't have kids, how
many of you would love to sit around and meal prep for your whole week
and do all your chicken breasts and get them in the thing. You do
that in the beginning of the year, and then it just it just becomes
I said I was going to do that this Sunday, and then I got
hammered on Saturday, and I was paralyzed all Sunday and there was no meal
prepping going on. It was Chinese food by delivery. So establish and stick
to a routine. This is important here, getting up before the kids,
Alex, this is going to be you moving forward. I'm telling you this
right now. Okay, I got London on weekends once. If she gets
up and wakes me up, if game on from the second you open your
eyes, it's game on. I got one kid. She just wants to
hang out, and I'm not complaining, but she's she's ready to at a
party. She's ready at a party. There's just something about me being up
even twenty minutes before her. Just to like brace yourself, just to brace
for impact, to sit there, even if it's just strolling, even if
it's just stupid looking at reels. It to be up for twenty minutes before
a kid is up. Oh God, I can't tell you how valuable that
is for your day. It really is, just to have that moment,
because again, when she comes in and sits on your face and jumps on
your face and farts on you, that's it. You're not that's there's no
break. Yeah, moving forward, Saw'm like donkey kotious for the rest of
the day. She'll come in and off the top rope Rick Flair boom and
throw an elbow right into my ear. Danny get up, and it's usually
with a wrestling move coming jumping on me. Damn it, Why did I
get up earlier? That's just one delegate. I know they have like seven.
I know, I know, I know, I'm I'm hearing that this
morning. A lot from people delegate responsibilities, limit technology in the morning.
It's better to keep mornings free from the distractions of the tablets and the TV.
You know, it worked for us growing up listening to the good old
radio. Right here, it's okay, what did I listen to? Danny
moves your fanny in the morning. I don't have a snappy jingle like that.
Okay, but but Roddy wants to move your fanny in the morning too.
Okay, so Roddy moves your body. Okay, thank you, You're
welcome. Twenty years You're welcome. I'm here for you. Go fine,
then old Danny Fanny video or jingle and we'll just adapt it to this all
right. Thanks, congratulations on making it through the most stressful part of the
morning. It's just all gravy from here on out on. Don't you go
get yourself a grand ninety four or five The Buzz, Good morning, Rod
Ryan's Show. I hope you heard the keyword. I hope you are going
after that one thousand dollars in alternative income. Jeremy Benson, Big Jeremy Benson
is gonna give you a chance to do that again at ten, ten,
eleven, ten, twelve, ten, one, ten, two ten.
Theresa will give you a chance at three ten, four to ten, five
ten. So you got all those chances throughout the day. I'd love to
get a winner. I'd love to have one of you guys win on our
one opportunity in the morning. That would be awesome. Alex, are you
ready? You told me to pull it up? If you so help me,
God, if you send me what friend I am or what cast member
of friends I am? You worry about you, Tory about you on your
nine year one day anniversary. You're gonna get a punch from me. You
will, you will online, It's Alex online ninety four five the muss.
Okay, it doesn't look like a friend's link. It's not. You sent
me a real link. Yes, I did so Today's Well, it's called
type drummer. I know you yourself are a drummer. You love drums,
right, listen to us. This just helps to make some sick beats.
I don't really know the science behind it. But you type in anything you
want on your keyboard. You could spell words, you could tell me,
you can tell me, go f myself all right, and then that'll make
a beat for it. But just you know, once you dabble, just
hit hit a letter. Okay, see you next Tuesday. Tuesday, Tuesday.
Hey brother, that's my scene next Tuesday. I like it. That's
what I typed him. You're dancing in the club to this. I would
slow build maybe I would. I like the beat the drops with. I
would like some angel wings, yeah, glitter, I would like some angel
dust. Kidding. I don't know what that is. I to google.
It is your TV station not listening this morning. It's BCP. I don't
know what that is either. Yeah, try that's what I'm saying, changing
up anything. I mean, all you gotta do is have a keyboard or
your phone. Just type anything, and then what would you like me to
type in here? Type in angel special teams, special plays, special players,
special teams, Go ahead, special teams, special players, Yeah,
special plays, I got it reverted. It is Tuesday. It is Tuesday,
problem sketch, special teams, special players, special plays. Yeah,
this is your mix. A lot going on, see you next Tuesday.
But this is pretty much just a good way to kill some time today.
Work. It's Tuesday. You want to you know you're not paying attention to
those meetings, go and uh yeah, type in f meetings and then you
can just listen to that sick bed instead of a meeting today. So check
that out. Work with this all day at the one Finish rod Ryan showpage
at the Buzz dot com. Send me your sickest beats. This is wiener
It, this is wiener Hole. What was that? It's just it's get
a sample of that. She survive, you know, some moaning over the
wiener hole. Maybe should start doing the reference golf reference the beat, not
the actual wiener hole. Right. Celebrating twenty years on the Buzz, twenty
years of the most beautiful man any of us have ever met. Yeah,
yeah, ninety four five The Buzz ninety four or five the Buzz, Good
morning rod Ryan's Show. Some forty one landmines Alex. How many tracks on
that new album, twenty Jiminy Christmas? Twenty songs? Are some of them
like super like thirty second songs? Are they counting that as a track?
Are they like their song songs? They are songs? Yeah? How twenty?
Okay? What percentage of those are like that? I mean that's still
a banger to me? And I know that we played another one. You
and I got into it like one after they released a second song. We
haven't played it on the air yet. I hope we do. Twenty songs?
How many of them are bangers? They had the first like five of
the first ten are absolute bangers. The first ten songs are good. And
then they have painted black towards the end, and that's pretty honest. Painted
black a cover of the Rolling Stones. It's awesome. I see a red
door and I want to paint of plant. And they do it their own
way too, so they get their own spin on it like that. Okay.
I want to get over to you check it out. Please. You
know how much I love a cover song. Love me some cover songs,
all right, listen to the whole thing. On the way. I was
driving two and a half hours from Gross spec this weekend, so I got
to listen to it. Boys were camping. Ye, it's like Limestone.
Yeah, it's like two and a half hours away, go to Centerville and
turn left. Was it pretty Yeah, that's where you had to drive to
go poop? Yeah I did. That's Marina. Thank you camping hacks.
Can I get you guys to work with me a little bit here? Of
course? Okay, if you've never tried meditating, because you're one of those
people that can't sit still, I don't think i'd be good at it.
I know Dina like it kind of gave me a few pointers. It didn't
work for me. Okay, I'm not sitting still. I'm not thinking about
nice things. I'm going to think about crap. So a team at Berkeley
they put this simple exercise out there that can make us all happier. I
like how this sounds. It's twenty seconds a day. Okay, you're not
I'm not asking you to write down your what do you say? What's all
that nicetuf you're supposed to writ in the morning. You're mantras, affirmations,
affirmations. Thank you. I tried that for a day and then that's it.
It went a day now. I did it. One day, I
just said, that's better than nothing. Good job, good job, good
job. You're supposed to write down, like what you're happy about. I'm
like, I'm happy about my kid. That's awesome. And then the next
day I woke up, I looked at that piece of paper and I said,
same, I'm still pretty happy about having that kid write it again.
Really yes, But is that the only thing that I get joy out of?
I mean, I was just going to write that every day. Learn
yourself. I'm trying something different right now, and you're already putting up resistance.
Yeah, I said, I was proud of you for about one dumb
ass page. I need twenty seconds now. Don't do this if you're driving.
But that's why I wait until now. A lot of people have us
on in the office now, are at work, okay, because you're gonna
want to have your eyes closed. It foots on the gas, you're going
sixty, think about anything else. Just put it on cruise control, close
your eyes, self driving mood, Chillie. I need you to do this
as well. Figured out okay, standard. Did you think you were not
involved? Did you think that you weren't involved in this you might need it
the most. Okay, I'm going to be your instructor. Okay, I'm
going to do it. Okay, you have to do oh right, no
jokes in my class okay, and no bust and no busting ass. But
we're not doing any yoga moves. All right, close your eyes. Think
of a recent I know it's gonna be hard for you, guys. Think
of a recent mistake you may have made. Okay, some sort of a
mistake, a failure, I e. When Chili didn't explain to that guy
yesterday why he was going live on the radio. Great, some sort of
a failure, something that's been bothering you. See the problem is Chili's not
bothered by that. I just didn't do it. I need you to think
of something that's been bothering you, okay, and then consider how thinking about
that makes you feel. Okay, thank you for working with me on this.
Now. I swear to God, I need you to bring one hand
to your chest, which your heart pick a tit. I don't care you
brut in my class. Okay. Please please bring one hand right in the
middle. Bring one hand to your chest and your other hand to your stomach,
like you're giving yourself a hug. Try please, no giggling, Please
try to do it with the same warmth as if you were hugging someone that
you loved. Give yourself a hug. And I need you to think to
yourself right now, how can I be a friend to myself in this moment?
I can't do this, Okay, test is still in the moment.
I'm in How can I be a friend? Now? You're thinking about this
mistake, this failure, of this thing that you've done. You're now giving
yourself a hug like you like. It's like you're hugging someone that you love
and you're asking yourself, how can I be a friend to my self at
this moment? Yeah, reach around everything, take a few seconds, and
when you're ready, open your eyes, okay, and go on with your
day. Not ready, You're not ready. You're in the moment. People
that did this for a full month felt less, stressed out about their life,
and happier in general. The key is doing it every single day.
It's twenty seconds I'm asking to do I'm asking you to do this for twenty
an hour because your jackasses were ruining. The whole mood never ended. Hug
yourself go hug yourself. I feel chilly. How you feeling? Do you
feel relaxed? Yeah? I care like I have not a care in the
world right now. I don't think he's joking. I think it works.
I think it worked. Yeah, you know you should take it out.
I feel like I missed my calling. I should be running those classes.
Yeah, you had a nice voice, and ask yourself. Should we play
a food Fighter song right now? It's the Buzz ninety four five, The
Buzz Good Morning rod Ryan Show. Foo Fighters, a couple of weeks away
from them playing at the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival. They're playing let
me look at the dates here, Rolling Stones are playing on I mean,
April's just around the corner. Can you believe it? I can't. It
is April. I'm sorry, April May is just around the corner. So
yeah, two weeks till jazz Fest starts. It's two weekends, so three
weeks, two and a half. The Rolling Stones play on Thursday at jazz
Fest in New Orleans, Thursday, the second, food Fighters play on Friday,
the third. I said it before, I'll say it again. There's
no way in hell the day Browl is not going into New Orleans the day
before, and I don't think he's just there to see the Role Stones.
OK, he's going to go on stage. He's going to go on stage
with the damn Rolling Stones and do something and it's gonna be epic. It's
gonna be huge. Stones tickets. You got to buy them on this They
sold out JazzFest that day, so I was looking yesterday on the secondary market.
You can still get a ticket for about two hundred and fifty bucks.
It's not a seat that's standing getting in, that's just getting in the door
and probably nowhere near the stage. And I'm not even guaranteeing you'd be able
to see anything. You can get a ticket. I saw some tickets for
two hundred and fifty three hundred dollars yesterday. That's for jazz Fest for that
specific day. The Stones tickets are available for every other day. If you
wanted to go to the day that the Food Fighters were playing, you can
go to Njazzfest dot com. I've never seen a sold out JazzFest date ever
until they booked the Rolling Stones on that Thursday. And they have like twenty
stages going at all times. Even when somebody as big as the food Fighters.
There's another headliner on the other end of the it's it's within a horse
race track where all the stages are cool rolling stones. They're shutting down every
stage. I've never seen that done before. It's by far the way the
biggest band that's ever played Jazz Fest in New Orleans. So here you go.
Mark your calendars. I mean it's a it's a six hour drive,
or it's a fifty five minutes southwest flight in and out. You know,
I like the flight, and me too, I hate that drive. There's
nothing to see. It's not cool. It's you know, I ten gets
down to two lanes, stupid. Some dummy always messes it up and messes
up one of the lanes. After you get the baton rouge. What are
you giving away on know the show? I have left a pair of tickets
to see Wheezer, Flaming Lips a Dinosaur Junior at Toyota Center. That's big.
Yeah, that's a big show. Okay, we will take a short
break, we'll come back and we'll ask you a question about something that you
heard on today's show. He used his rock housed The Alternative and the Rod
Ryan Morning Shows ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's
Show, Welcome back tat Tuesday. It's a great link. It is a
great link. I did get a chance to go and take a look today.
Time for know the show. Give it away tickets to go see Weezer,
Flaming Lips, Dinosaur Junior The Show September twenty eighth, Toyota Center.
We'll get you into that show if you know the show. What's your question?
Hey, you took calls from cat owners today and neither of them realized
what about their cats today? On the show? Yeah, because the dude
guessed the one that actually was into the cats, the one that married into
a cat. He got it right. But what didn't they know? Said
the question? Yeah, Yeah, wouldn't they know this specific feature about their
lovely, lovely kitten. Oh, they're awesome down down. The Buzz is
right in your pocket. Tell your smart device to play ninety four or five
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Show. We talked a little pearl jam today on the show. We heard
from a moment least and yeah, I guess they've got like a movie like
a go to Pearl Jam's website. Like you, I was having a hard
time deciphering what Eddie Betterer was saying if you heard those two little, U
almost little commercials that aired today on the show. But I guess there's it
looks like the album is going to be released in a movie theater type setting.
Did anybody else get that? Was anybody else listening? I didn't get
that? Okay, he was mumbling it was it was being Eddie better go
to pearl jam dot com. I did get that part. That's because the
guy that we pay he did that part of the line of the of the
commercial. All right, well, guys, I hope you had a great
start to your day today and you made it through the most stressful part of
the day. Well, I'm sure there's other things and hurdles and you have
today, but I think hopefully the worst of it is behind you. Not
a bad day, mostly cloudy today, highs of around eighty seven. Let's
go fast now, time for I know this show on ninety four to five
The buzz La, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Good morning, Well
hello, who's this Gabriel? Gabriel, welcome to the show. Thank you.
What's the most stressful part. Is there like a time of day that's
the most stressful for you? Every day time? What does he saydyn time?
Okay, evening time. When he asked you to circle the house a
couple of times, that was a good joke. It's good, it's good.
I believe it's I believe super Tramp said take the long way home.
You know, so you don't get their tat all? Right, what's what?
What's your question for Gabriel? Hey, Gabriel, tell me what did
the cat collars that came in on the show today. What they didn't realize
about their petty? How many? How many Thumbsday had to Those are the
ones you say thumbs? He said thumbs? Yeah, I said Tom,
Yeah, eighty three percent of cat owners don't know how many toes their cat
has. And somebody talked about well, I think I talked about the Ernest
Hemingway cats. They have more toes. There's a thing called Ernest Hemingway cats.
But yeah, it's eighteen ten in the front and eight in the back
for most cats. So, hey, dude, you just won. Okay,
congratulations. What are you giving them? Oh dude, I'm gonna give
you a pair of tickets. To go see Weezer, Flaming Lisson, Dinnystaur
Junior. Congratulations, Austin appreciated guys every morning. Thank you, Gabri.
I appreciate that you were fun on the air today. Man, you did
great. Congrats. Thank you. Thir I have a blessed thing you too,
Thank you man, thank you. It's really nice. Tessa. Yes,
you gave me this wrap up sheet. It looks like a like like
a text from an angry chick. It's so much worse. It's all caps.
It's just wordy smory. We did a lot today, did we.
I give you six picks? You're not happy? I give you a good
you hate it? Okay? Is want to see something angry about There's a
lot of information. Start from the top. Ready, go, two time
Hall of Famer Brian became a three time Hall of Famer. Brian today beat
slow fast Andrew. Andrew became pretty fast Andrew. We'll need new players for
tomorrow. Okay, that's like one eighth of what's on this piece of favor.
Keep then. The first phone call prank was fun today. It was
a little check out. The first phone call today. If you go back
and listen to the podcast, of that tat Tuesday was the number one link.
The w NBA gals were slaying last night at the draft, so looking
at girls blog page may have been driven by that. Sure risk it for
the biscuit. Thank you to the great Jim Adler, and congratulations to our
winner today. I think he won five hundred dollars. Yeah, no,
fix no, he won five. He won five. He won five.
It exploded after six, so he did it. Okay, that's he knew
where to risk it. We talked about meditation. Did we did a sleep
poll today on the X Okay, I'm pretty happy you guys are getting some
good sleep. One out of four of the Rod Ryan Show audience is getting
less than six hours. That's a little concerning tomorrow. More risk it for
the biscuit. I'm about it at the halfway point of this sheet of paper.
Now, more risk it for the biscuit. At eight twenty. It'll
also be wild card Wednesday coming up. More alternative income. That's going to
come in about now eight minutes because I'm still talking. So Jeremy has it
at ten after and then Teresa is also going to do it at ten after
the hour, every hour till five NonStop noonter with Jeremy, talk back karaoke
with Teresa in the five o'clock hour. I'm almost done, follow the Rod
Rye Show on All Socials, and Tesla's going to be on Houston Life at
one pm. That's right, you didn't, buddy, You're ready. You
did it. You made the world's best cup of call. All right,
that's it. Jeremy wants to get in here. We're on a twenty hour
break man. Thank you guys for today. AMF Well, wasn't that fun?
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