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know. Some things get said at the official one year anniversary. Yeah,
today is the official one year anniversary. That's right at the Universation. Yeah.
Oh man, I wasn't. Yeah, well so far holding our own
Mark you are? It is so uh? Mark and Matt Reese aer here
Matt from bt b Uh. There was a box that came in. I
thought it'd be fun to have you do a little on boxing. Mark.
Wow, now, now Mark, what what? I googled the address and
it's lookers, it's a strip joint in Syracuse. I've been and I've been
in this place. All right, you have here's about Yeah? Are there?
Lookers? There are no they're not lookers. Here's the best part of
why why is that there's barrels at the barrel Literally you go like this,
you go across the street. Yeah, and there's a it says the neighborhood
church. Neighbor the street. Yeah, from the strip joint is the church.
Well they can they can get to be five hundred feet away, that's
all. That's the rule. Oh, is that what it is? Schools
and churches can't be within five hundred feet with a bar anything with the bar
Oh I didn't know that. Wow, that's why what do you call it?
A host twenty two? That's why they only they only serve beer and
wine. It's because there's a church. Right, you don't need a license
for beer and wine. It's a different license. It's a different license.
It's a lesser Yeah, I mean okay, so there would be one that
wouldn't get you. And so you could have a church, right, you
couldn't do like could your church serve beer and wine? Church can do anything.
They get away with the murder, you can get away. They're six
million dollars. Churches are being built, but they're not profitable. Come on
now, Yeah, Well, we always joked that we said we're going to
have our place be a church on Sundays. Yeah, that way we can
just make the money tax free. Yeah church right right, it's nonprofitable.
I kind of like that. Yeah, I think that's a smart move.
Actually, who's going to be it would be Reverend Reese Church of Hell,
the Church of the Unbridled. I love it. Between first, Mark got
nervous when I said you want me to open it? I go, what
if it blows up? Like you don't think it would blow up? Everybody
in the room from that so I was thinking this though, why do they
ask you at the post office? Does this parcel contain anything liquid, fragile,
perishable or potentially hazardous? Who's answering that If there's something potentially hazards here.
I'll give you scissors and you could just be careful opening from the bottom.
It's gonna be Mark brought out scissors. He had safety scissors. You
but go, now you know how it goes to sheep? All right,
I don't know what we're ready to patch now. I just strewed up my
sheep. If you're sending something potentially hazardous, are you admitting that you're sending
something potentially hazards. Oh what is this? Try and open this? This
is great? What is this? Fuck the Oh my god? Great?
Do it? I didn't do it. It's a pillow with Mark's face.
It's Santa and Santa's guy. Can you put the coumera on here? I
didn't know. Somebody said sent me a message saying, is Mark in.
He's gonna love the package that's coming. Where you get the picture from picture,
isn't it? That's that's an old picture. I don't want your mad.
Do you want to take this home? You know Marianne with love?
It? Would she really? Christmas caft I didn't been getting It's a great
style. You're welcome to take that to Mary, to your girlfriend. Wow,
all right, thank you? I gout. I don't know. I
didn't do it. I'm doing I sincerely didn't do it. Hunt Hunt,
Mike, Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt. Thank you from lookers. Uh straight
over in Syracuse, Cross in the neighborhood. Church is great. Thank you.
Somebody actually made that. Someone went out of their wage to make that.
But but let me just remind you of this before you because sometimes well
hang on out, did you push doesn't talk? All you want to check
that sometimes you you spiral. I want to say this to you. You've
cut through enough that someone made something with you and you're on the podcast once
a week. That's pretty impressive. Yeah, give it a hog Mark.
No, it's the watcher pillow. The camera might be in the you know
what, was probably camera in Santa Claus. You're you are like Santa Claus.
I'm not like you are. I'm going to tell you how he knows
when you're naughty. You know, it's when you were nice. Santa is
always watching camera, always always watching, Santa Mark. That's a hard argument.
That's hard to argue about that. Didn't we have somewhere? And I
thought it was over appreciation? Was it in Greece? I don't remember.
There was a postal something happened like two years ago where there was a drug.
Yes, that was the postmaster of the but it became out of Henrietta.
But it was the postmas centator. The girlfriend worked at the distribution center,
but the actual postmaster was the one running there. So they were running
cocaine through the mail and then and then this guy would get it. He
was the postmaster of Greece. That doesn't have to go through somewhere else besides
Henry and Greece before it gets there. I would assume how does he get
through there? I have no idea. I mean, most of the time
they're probably not extraying all packages and stuff. I mean, have you ever
seen I sound like people saw drugs through the mail and stuff. I've heard,
well now, but I think that's legal. And that's like probably a
bus in the day. You could before they were legal here, you could
get them from Colorado. You could that. People that happened to post office
ar in Greece. Yeah, the drugs, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because it was Henrietta. His girlfriend worked there in the Postmasters General of Greece
was distributing cocaine. This is awesome. This is awesome using the government check
the box your that is awesome. Taxes. Wait minute, Oh wait,
there's more, there's more. Oh wait, there's more. Oh there's more
in the package. Oh let's see what we got. What is this I
just don't get. Oh it's a gingerbread. Oh look at that, it's
for the tree. It's uh, take it from behind, you take her
from behind gingerbread. All right, it's very nice that you could give it
to Mary. It's put it on the tree here. Wait, Marianne wants
that in her house. You don't want the rubber on the tree. But
you want to take me from behind gingerbread on the tree. I don't know,
but well, to take me from behind, that's a real ornament,
Jamison. Just put a condom on there. That's nothing that does Marco loanette
to us. So the holiday season is over and then we guys have it
well donated. This is for the room, just for the room. Tell.
Tell Marianne, we took her from her. I just sent her.
If he doesn't want the pillow, that could be the tree topper. Yeah,
that would be a great treetop for Mark. No, I don't I
think he needs to bring that to your No, you need to bring that.
It needs to come out every year for the rest of your Christmases.
That may not go away after Christmas. That might just be a year round.
From Marianne. Maybe I think we should put I think we should know
why. You can put it there for now, but bring it home.
Why wouldn't you bring it home to her? It's very nice. Someone took
the time to make that for you, and it's you, and it's your
and and that way you're always watching. Yeah, okay, you're always watching.
Plus maybe they're gonna send the panic attack Danny for the tree topper next
week. The panic Danny's denying that he had panic attacks. The uh.
I don't know if you guys out in Greece are experiencing this or not.
But we had a tragedy in a parking lot here, Yeah, the Wegmans
right up here where somebody was hit and then like died a day later.
And I don't know how old the person was. Were they putting their card
away? I don't know what they were doing. They were walking, but
they got hit. And now when you're in that parking lot, I swear
to God, everybody like just stops and doesn't know what to do. It's
right over here, right, the old looking one. Yeah, the parents,
no, no, no, the one by you. Yeah, yesterday
before I got soaked. Yeah, that that Wegmans. I think that's the
second time that tragedy. And the sun son in the eyes they couldn't see,
yeah, Claire, and they couldn't see the person very well. Could
be I have I don't remember the day with the weather I saw what is
that For a few minutes. But in your parking lot around the holidays,
do you see a lot of like are there fights and things for parking space?
There's fights every day in that part shot. People can't drive it.
You're kidding me. It's the second biggest parking lot in Rochester for for accidents
behind Ridge Mounts. Really, why do you think that is? Because people
lanes going in. I swear to God, the person right lane always thinks
they can take a left and go and they don't. They don't cut people
off, they crash into people. I've been hit. Both can go straight
or you can turn left if you want a left lane, but the people
in the right lane like to turn left like there's no cars in the left
lane. They don't look, they just do it. Wow. And then
there's a stop sign at the end by mos yeah, or most used to
be. It's not there anymore, but nobody stops there. So if you're
going straight through from like say where we are, people just keep going through
the stops and then I swear they never stop. They don't even look to
the left, they just go right through it. There's been probably no less
than fifteen times I almost hit somebody where I know I'm gonna I know,
I'm gonna lay on the horn because I know it's gonna happen, so I'm
more careful going through there knowing they're not gonna stop. It's terrible. People
can't freaking drive. And I would assume that it probably gets worse around the
holidays when people are or no all the time. Last week I could see
it, and it's even worse now that wingstop is there because people are too
fucking lazy to walk across the parking lot, so they park in front of
the building where the curve is to get their food. So you got eight
cars lined up there. You got this guy not stopping, this guy going
this way. It's a joker right now. Man. They need like a
traffic director out. They need a cop just sit there and just running people
tickets is what they need. Wow, wait that because I you see it
in the parking lots and I'm watching today as somebody was like backing out and
someone froze. Someone's walking there like everybody. I will not I will not
pull in. I have to go to a spot that I can pull through.
I hate backing out at Wegmans. It's the worst. People are just
walking home. I'll go far away and get my step. I'd rather walk
rather people want to pull in front of them. Nope, I go all
the way to the end. I don't care. Yeah, I don't.
I don't blame it, but that fat as needs that exercise, you know.
But you got your Cowboys shirt on and the monday, I know,
and man, what a what a great game last night. It's wonderful watching.
Okay, so this is my question. I have a lot of questions.
But you've got an angry Eagles team coming into Dallas. But I don't
think that this bodes well from them because they're the road team. Worried about
them. You're not worried about the Eagles. Just pissed off the security guard,
right, I missed. I was just shipped to the linebacker from the
forty nine ers because he you know, he got a personal file on the
place slamming a guy down. He was talking shit, put his hand in
his face, so the guy pushed his face away and basically when he pushes
or he pushed his hand away, basically hit him in the face. The
player did so they both got ejected. But as this guy's the lead security
guy for the Philadelphia Eagles. He started to fight with the players. I
mean, that's the quality organization they are. Wow. Yeah, I missed.
I Kevin kept mentioning that yesterday, and I was kind of oblivious to
the whole thing when it happened. Damn. So you know you're supposed to
stop fights from happening, he said, you're starting them. It's pretty good.
Works three show construction jobs. This is looking right, this is your
I mean, this is I'm hearing the biggest game for the Cowboys in And
how long would you say? I thought I was seeing somebody say, like
in the last three seasons in the regular season, Well maybe, I mean,
we have to win out basically at this point to win a division,
and they have to lose this one plus another one. It's it's unlikely.
I mean, we got Buffalo on the road, we got Miami on the
road, we got Detroit at home, and then we finished against Washington.
I don't see his winning out those four games unfortunately. No. Oh,
so you have to win out to what we have to win the division?
Well, we have to win out and Philly has to lose against us and
lose one more because they own the tiebreaker over us. Well, they could
they could because they got to play Seattle, who's playing for their playoff lives.
Same thing with San Francisco this week. Yep, they have to play
the Giants twice in Arizona, so Seattle's really the only chance they have a
losing although Arizona's playing really well well well, no, it's with the Giants.
I mean, they could pop up at anything moment, you know.
Yeah, yeah, that would be something. It would be great. But
again, we'd have to win out four and I just not confidence we're gonna
you know, I think we'll take We usually split with Philadelphia at home and
home. Yeah, I feel like we have a lot of anger built up
from last time we played them. We should have beat him. Yes,
so I feel like we'll take care of business. It's not gonna be an
easy game. It'll be high scoring, but I think we'll take care of
business at home. We were watching your dance with about twenty two for last
night on Facebook. Yes, sir, those are my friends last night,
but back to hating each other today though. He was putting the way I
guess on the way to the collective weight of the group. But Mark,
last night, Kansas City loses that scares me. It scares me as well,
because why because they're fired up and home. They're at home and they're
pissed off. Right. The defense is not what it was. It's falling
off the last few weeks. And he doesn't have a target. He's got
Kelsey and they're taking Kelsey other game. He's got no receivers. Tell me
about it. Fantasy football is killing me? Is it? With homes and
key Yeah? I mean, look, then said two good games in a
row, the Jets in Philadelphia. So he said two good games, So
he's going to go in there. And they always do win in Kansas City
during regular season. You just can't win in the playoffs. Well, I
thought the Bills beat them in Kansas City in the regular season. They always
all the Bills, all the Bills win. So you think the Bills have
this one, all right, I'm not. I watched. I watched.
I think I think the Bills have this one. But I think the team
that they're gonna beat that everybody's gonna be shot. I think they beat Dallas.
You think the Bills beat Dallas. Yeah? Yeah, but they're on
the road. We don't road. That's the road. Road. That's why
Buffalo. Yeah, I know, it's about you're gone. Yeah. We
average twenty three points in a game on the road and forty one at home,
so it's a huge difference being at home, and especially if they went
against Kansas City, they're playing death spread. Yeah, so, but I
think that's what Buffalo's got to score at these thirty points for the rest of
their games, rest games, right, or they're in trouble. Right,
If they score less than thirty, they're not gonna win. I think I
think they win this game, but I think they have to score forty one
forty three. I feel like, in a way, this is sort of
maybe it's an overstatement for this one. I feel like for the Cowboys it's
sort of a super Bowl game. Thistles, it is, I do,
we've been in twenty years. I just feel like it is. And then
I go for the Bills. I'm not sure if it's exactly a super Bowl
game against Kansas City because they've played them before. But you need to win.
You need to win. The playoff games are from now on. Yeah,
you're playing for your lives. Yeah, but I was starting to think,
you know, the Cowboys are known as what America's team you got it.
Yeah, But I'm wondering if they are America's team anymore, because for
a while there, it seemed like when the Bills were sort of on that
high, they were rising up, Bills fans would pop up everywhere. You
know what I'm saying, pop up everywhere. Have a huge fans. Yeah,
no, I know, but you know what I'm saying, pop up
everywhere now, fucking Lions fans. Of course, the Lions fans are popping
up every wed. I nothing to celebrate for the last time, I know,
But where were they? Cowboys fans live and die, the ship goes
down, they're taking the ship. They're all there. I don't know,
this is a Lions fan all of a sudden. I've been a Lives fan
for years. Well, the Academy of Detroit. It's always been a little
loss. So maybe they're probably getting their cut back out where they go anywhere,
any city. And then I'm going, all of a sudden, right
now, I almost feel like they're America's team in terms of people loving them
all of a sudden. I mean, the whole America his thing is because
of sales of jerseys and merchandise stuff like that. I mean they Cowboys are
the most valuable, yeah anybody, you know, it's not even close.
No, the second team is what was the hell of that? Because of
the hot cheerleaders back in the day. You know what, everybody loved them
in the seventies and eighties because they were on the seventies. They were winning,
Yeah, they were you know, I didn't see anybody in the eighties
when they were losing growing up, they sucked when they never came for eighty
nine. I could count on my hand how many Cowboys fans I knew,
you know. After that, man, they turned around. Wonder they joined
the team eighty nine, eighty nine, so they went one in fifteen his
first year. But I only think he played eight games at your percussions,
Oh really, yeah, he got beat up bad there. I'm wondering how
that dude can even form a sentence. Sometimes he says he doesn't remember like
second half of Super Bowls or anything. Well, if you just look at
his face on the broadcast after time, he's like he's out there. He's
always said that, he's always had that look like but he said, but
he sounds both. But he never seems to miss a beat. He's good
he's actually a real good announcer. Yeah, I think he is. And
let me tell you something, Mark just saying, if you would ever watch
a couple, that dude is in fucking unbelia watched Sha troyig means an unbelievable
Want me to watch Troy Aikman and Joe buck Not Troyikman and Joe Buckle and
whatever his wife is. No, I thought they were. Yeah, okay,
but he's in unbelievable shape, the guy. And he's what is he
fifty seven? No, I'm fifty two, he's fifty four, fifty four.
Yeah, he came out in eighty nine, so that would put him
around twenty two then yeah maybe yeah saying fifty four to fifty five. Yeah,
so I think so. And he and I know he was in some
men's I don't know. Somebody took a shot of him on a boat or
something, and people are like, God, damn, that dude's in great
shape. He's still daughter's got acheman face too. What's akman face? Akman
face that he makes his daughter's got akman face? He's or no, I
think he's got a girlfriend. He's divorced. Oh yeah, he's can't Buddy's
best friend lives next door him in Dallas because he's just a great guy.
He's over there all the time, what Yeah, gives him tickets to the
Cowboys, just hangs out Yeah their neighbors and says every time he goes down
and stay with him. It's just the most down earth guy, like at
your next door neighbor. You'd never know he's that famous. Did you ever
tell you if Joe Buck was there? No Joe Troy Troy s pulled him.
Do you like Joe bod yes? He yes, Yeah, I don't.
Yes, I mean I think I think they're great together. I think
I'm just I never but but the way I used to love him, to
understand why I don't know, he's gotten on my nerves. The way he
looks at Troy and kisses his ass during the whole thing is what's annoying.
Oh really? Yes? What about Collins? A lot of people don't like
Colline. You can't stand him now? I don't think please do, because
I again, I don't want people not to stand him. He likes being
the bad guy. He will say stupid ship just to piss people off.
But he'll break a playdown just like Tony Roman. Ever love Tony Roman.
When he breaks the play down, I have a problem with it. It's
he's kind of like, you know, I used to love Joe John Maddens.
Yeah, me too, But you know he always say that's the greatest
tackle in football. The next week you're watching a different games. It's the
greatest tackle in football. But he was Him and Summerrow were amazing and some
arew wasn't even sober doing thesemer I used to fall asleep as a kids.
Joe Buck is very good about breaking stuff down. I think he probably gets
a little bad rap because of his father. You know, his father was
amazing. Yeah, his father was It's hard to go and do what your
dad did, but he did it on a bigger scale in his old man.
His old man was just what Saint louis. Yeah, he said he
was the voice of the Cardinals, right, but he was Joe's everywhere.
But Joe seems like I remember already laying on some interview and I couldn't tell
if it was a bit or not, but Joe got up and walked away.
Yeah, I think he walked out and Artie was just like drilling them,
and I and Joe gave most of the when he went to ESPN because
he was doing the World Series for Fox, was off everything. Now he's
just doing baby or football. Yeah. But when you and to night,
the same word, less work, same money or more money. I don't
know. I think it's more money because he was doing World Series, he
was doing Super Bowls. Yeah, but I mean, same money, less
work. But you're calling you know, games that people are gonna remember forever.
Yeah, World Series games. That's true. That is true. That
in all the highlights and you're in all the things that way like that,
you're in those calls with those famous calls. I mean Collins been doing it
for thirty years. Yeah. I mean so it's like, obviously somebody likes
him. I have problem. I think he's funny. I have no problem
with it. I think his kid, I don't get right this. Kids
just like him. But I don't get the kid. Is the want that
guy that everybody we're talking about him right now, that's all they care about,
right, talking about him. That's what they want. I don't want
that asshole, you know. Yeah, and he's great at it all right.
Uh. Tonight BTV brought in the French toast burger. God. Yeah,
oh my freaking god. And then I got to tell you something like
I was. I was a little hesitant with the gravy. No, the
gravy is great, so I put it on the side. The gravy is
great, great to dip in there. That is so good. You gotta
get you have to try the uh the burger because it is. It's something
I go, man, It's one of their handhelds is their French toast burger
half pound burger, cheese, bacon, eggs, sausage, gravy between two
praise pieces of sour dough French. It's not even like a skimped on the
on the bread. Yeah, but it's it's phenomenal, served with fries.
We had it with chips. I don't know why people don't get the rams
chips. I don't get it either, manna get it. Yeah, they
are chips in a side of the hot sauce, which I did a couple.
Yeah, that was delicious. Then they have how about this for the
lighter fair. I'm a big fan of roasted Brussels sprouts. I love to
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Call the girl from Wayne County. Oh Jesus Christ, give, I
didn't want to call the girl from Wayne count What is wrong with you?
Are you? Wait? Wait? Wait, do you want to watch her?
No? What do you mean you don't want to watch her? No?
You sure? I tried to get two different women in here tonight,
but Bill kaibash one any you not do that? I'll show you the text,
mother fucker. Nothing same, I'll tell you ship nothing it was.
It was Danny's wife and couldn't do it. I didn't no funk off because
I know what's gonna happen here. I got all kinds of problems right now,
notty nine problems. I can't say I got ninety nine problems. And
I'm about to pick up Mark and I have no right to pick up more.
Why are you gonna pick on Meta? Last week? I think you
were very upset with me, and I wasn't upsett with you. Was upset
with him. What did I do? What did he do? Because he's
the one that freaking gets you going all the time. Oh wait, okay,
hang on, he is the But that's not fair because I saw you
get and I'm gonna say it. I saw you get a little emotional.
I almost called you this week emotional. You did so, and I almost
called you, and then I thought you'd be mad at me, no question
it. Yes, Well that's why I went over and gave you a hug.
I don't want you to I don't want you leaving here hurt. I'm
not mad. I think I didn't say three words. Don't put it on
me, all right? You're always throwing freaking digs in there? Well,
he under he does, he does you do? They're like he said my
job description. I'm choking over here. He goes, Marco's a gonna cover
re burp you. Kevin goes, he sticks you slumb up your rest.
When you see stuff like that. I wasn't making a noise. I wasn't
making a annoys me. I actually was gonna I was gonna call you and
tell you to have him take it down a notch. Were you really?
I really was? Actually yes? All right? Because I think what he
says, I you know what anything? Can you drive me home tonight?
No? Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait wait, not time out a
second, because I'm the guy that that is usually instigating and kind of getting
you eggedon. Because I like I always figure week, I just do what
I'm told. I sort of did too, and this is what I'm thank
you. I don't remember, I'm never do anything last week. Well,
I know I'm always wanting to explain him, but you, guys, is
my fault. That's what I'm saying, though, is he throws in because
he's good at that. He'll throw in a dig and think that nobody heard
at But here's the thing with you, it's hard. It's hard to tell
with him because what we told you last week was tell Greg Connor's Josh Josh
Allen sucks or something like that. Tell me he's terrible. Remember we said
that to you, and you did and you do it well. And so
I can't tell if you're playing along with the or sincerely upset. I was
upset last week. You look in the car. What I don't want to
say you said when we got in the car. What did I say we
got in the car because oh, so yeah, he said he wasn't mad
at you, guys, let's say that. Oh but he was pissed off.
I was. You told me you were fighting with somebody else for you.
We don't even talk about that. Nook allright, never chick from five.
See, yeah, I see you said something earlier and I'm not going
to say exactly what it was. And reminded me of somebody like when you
go out to holiday parties and things and you're with your significant other and they
get drunk, like I had somebody fall off a stool, drunk fall through
a like. Uh, they had a canvas like a tarp because they were
doing work. She disappeared behind that. We can tell the stories as long
as you're fine. I don't give a ship with it. Yeah. We
go to one of Marianne's friends, uh, girls that she's nursed with,
that she was in nursing with h And we go to a party and she
parties with these people all the time, you know. So she's on tons
of mad mad still and she's still you know, she's still. She's walking
now, but it's still, you know, difficult for the walk. So
I go inside. They're all outside, they're smoking cigarettes there around the fire,
and I'm inside watching college football with the husbands talking about the weather.
But awfully rain the last few days. Guys, commercial, I'll tell you
what. My knees been acting up. I think we're getting a big storyster
coming in. They're more fun, more fun to talk to than you guys.
That is so nice. Is a lot more common. It's got a
lot more common, maybe true these days. Yeah, So she comes in,
and so she comes in and says she's ready to leave, and I
going, and I'm going, I'm going, what did you do? And
she goes, I had five shots of uh of that freaking screwball screwball,
five shots that she must know. She didn't even come in. I had
to go. I went out. We just we just went around around and
like her friends were like carrying her to the like, but she could walk
by herself. She could walk by her is that's amazing though? Five shots,
That's amazing. And so I'm pissed off at her. Why because I
don't want anything to happen to her. I don't need her, We don't
need her to folllove with all the progress she's made. Okay, I get
that. But at the same time, I mean, I mean she got
to her. You got to give her a little bit. Yeah, I
know, blow off steam. What's the big deal? You know? It
just the other stuff involved to what's okay? But when you're when you're pissed
off. What do you say? What did I say? He says nothing,
nothing, He slams his phone down. Last to say nothing and then
say something that you're going to regret later. Words. You can't ever,
ever, ever take back words. Don't say that, because I've said a
lot of things over the war years, and I said some stuff today to
somebody, and I did call up and say I didn't mean it, But
I mean I said some horrible things today somebody else. Yeah, so you're
horrible. Other people even worse you. I bust balsman. I was like,
awful, I mean awful. I used awful language and said awful things
to them. No wonder is close tons for you, mister motherfucker. I
heard Damien's feelings. No, I'm just saying, like, but sometimes can't
you just be in the heat of the moment and say stuff and not and
then go, Man, you caught me at the worst time with guys,
yes, with women no, But that's what I used to be. What
do you mean you used to be? I used to say some awful things,
you know, when I would argue with people, And I stopped so
I don't argue anymore. And I think about it, before I do anything.
It's better for me just to shut the fuck up and say something that
I'm going to regret. Well, I agree with that, but I learned,
you know, that shows maturity. I'm just hanging out with these guys,
Scoop particularly, you know, I learned something. You know, darn
well, you're gonna be You're gonna be uh, you know, you're gonna
you're gonna be cool with that person in about an hour or two unless you
say, guys, you can say ship to and and just go off and
say ship and then like an hour later, be cool. Women, it's
gonna be like, yeah, the Dark Ages for a week and a half.
Whether you apologize or not, it's still gonna be the Dark Ages.
I don't forget. Some crazy shit will happened three days later that I regret,
you know afterwards, and after a day or two we're fine. Yeah,
I won't see. That's a different between us though now it is because
I won't say any I won't say anything back back, because that's how me
and Chance, that's how one of our our that's one of our friend we
didn't speak. We didn't speak for a bunch of years. Wait, you
in Chance to get your friend who just good the idea we didn't speak about
I don't know, fifteen years ago. We didn't speak for long really,
and then when my mom died, he she he came to the he showed
up, showed up. Yeah, and everything was cool. But you know,
I said some pretty awful things to him that you know, that I
couldn't take back. Luckily, I'm fro Luckily we you know, we were
usually like I think the match point most guys, you say stuff and you
kind of go, it's the heat of them. Yeah, moment, we'll
bring it up, like six years later, like Mark's saying that he wants
to me, and after a day or two, I just I'll forget about
it. Now. If I say something like that to Natalie, fuck,
yeah, it's a month and then you get it six years later. Yeah,
remember that one time you said that thing? She knows, she knows,
she's famous for it, for it. She'll tell you about things that
happened years ago, which not very proud of, but you know, she'll
she'll remind me every once in a while what it gets brought up. What
do you what? I think for another reason that what what did you say?
Can you what did you say the chance? Do you remember that was
so bad? Yes? I accused him of stealing money from my brother's bar.
Oh well that now that's a little different than different. That's not different
than that's not talking. Now you're saying that I'm a liar and a thief
scumbag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is a big difference. That
is a big difference. So I but maybe he did. Maybe he did.
I think he did. I know, but I would guess he did
too. I'm pretty sure he did. Yeah. Well, you're usually not
throwing around accusations like that, Mark, I know you. Yeah, but
wow, that should be pretty bad. Now, do you have anything mean
you want to say to Joe Pricado? No, not at all. He's
very talented. What do you anything mean, Kevin Williams, we're calling him
next, No or not, he's not talented. I'm going to call Joe
Riccata. We could talk football with that. I have that number. You'll
never get a call from him again. We are on the podcast, mister
Bricado. I don't usually talk at night past seven o'clock, but you're special,
all right, Well, we we are. We we were just talking
about we were just playing your song let It Be Me, which I think
is one of my favorite songs that you do. And then I it was
brought to my attention that you are going to be doing a radio show.
You know I can I can only stand in your shadow so long. No,
that's okay, I want to know about this. I think this is
wonderful. Well it's a small radio station, but I think I I always
want to have People have been telling me to do radio for years and I
never wanted to do it with in a corporate setting. And I never wanted
to do it like you know, you didn't want to do it you can
make money. This first guess is going to be the Fairport Village Board ladies.
Oh okay, so I'm always going to do something to make money.
It's just that I didn't want to do it where it was a full time
like you did it like a full time job. I got you. Yeah,
So what I wanted I wanted to do it for fun and if it
ever turned into something, you know, it'd be great. If it didn't,
then you know I learned something from it. When does it start?
And what what are we going to hear? Well, the greatest thing it's
on that local station, a small local station called one oh six point three
FM. It's kind of like a non for profit. Yeah, yeah,
I like the I like some of the people over there, and they could
use a personality on that station. They don't really have one, So when
are they going to get one? Who is who is talking? I want
to know who? That's Mark Hillman? He wanted to know when? When?
But when do you start over there? By December fifteenth? On a
Friday night? Friday night? What time? Yeah? Like when most people
listen to the radio, say definitely not seven pm? What time like at
like eight to ten pm? Okay, all right, now it's you know,
it's just going to be fun and I want to just talk about things
that I want to talk about. Is it on the internet as well?
Yeah? They stream. They're not a good matallite. I mean they don't
have one as big as ninety five point one. I mean the city it
reached a certain Yeah yeah, but I'm saying, does it also stream on
the line? They stream Joe? That does course the stream? All right,
then well I'll have to check it out. Maybe what we'll do is
we'll get we'll try to capture some of Joe and play it back on our
podcast. Give you a little extra promotion, oh radio. I mean,
that's one of the things that I always thought about you guys. You know,
you know, I'm tuning all people who really did it like you,
and yeah, you know, brother weeve. I've been interviewed all over the
country and it was always amazing, would you guys get away with It's really
that fucking hard work. Allow you finally figured that out? You know,
you know what, you know what most people do. And I always was
proud of your talent. I think you're talented guys, told that a million
times. I think for better or much better than the average person that does
anything. So there's no reflection on you. But even even when I've been
on in California or in Vegas or Rochester, anywhere I've done it is you
know, they kind of walk in with their fucking shorts on and oh yeah,
they look at let's see what can we talk about? Oh you know
what, they read the paper and they figure out and talk about something.
Then they need a fucking donut. And but you know that being said,
I've also seen you be a producer and to put together a show come on
very difficult. Now difficult. Joe, Joe, you know what, I'd
like to ask you a question about really about radio? What is like I
didn't even want to do two hours. I thought that was long. I'm
thinking like, what do you what do you think is a good time for
a radio show, like an hour? Two hours? Well? What are
you doing on there? Are you playing music or talking? Well? The
greatest thing I did when I met with the people because I'm you know,
you know me. You know there's a lot to this guy. I'm simply
complicated. You know I can and I can be very serious, very calculated.
Well, the thing I met in I didn't know. Three of the
guys I never met, and they wanted to talk to me, and I
said, well listen, let me let me just take this off the plate
for you, so you understand something. The last thing I'm thinking about this
is to be some vanity show for Joe Briccondo because it's boring. Yes,
it's you just can't talk about yourself all the time as much as everybody would
have the fucking bar All right, are you gonna do music and talk or
talk? No, I'm gonna do talk interviews on music. Yeah, So
I think I think if you went ninety minutes, that's nice, or two
hours. I would go two hours. I think you're fine. What do
you do you break it down? Let's say in every hour? What do
you do? Do you break it down in three segments or four? Or
what do you do? It depends on how they have it. But since
it's your time, I don't know. We'd have to talk about this.
Off the podcast off. No, I'll give you. I'll give you a
call a feeling all right, I'm feeling all right. How about yourself?
Do you have a nice Thanksgiving? Yes? Of course? Well good,
that's the important thing. And I'm going to call your dad this week and
try to get the two of you in. Yeah, I love it man.
That would be how do you keep rock and Brown? If I have
any question about how to do it, I'd call you off. Trust me.
Okay, I love this song. First, I love this song.
I love this song. You hear this song? See Joe? After that
interview mark trade wreck, Hillman stops the show once again. After that let
me hang out. You're gonna piss him off. Get the goddamn. People
have been saying the show has gotten a little bit boring since you know,
Mark took a job and that girlfriend. You really just tanked it. Nothing
I didn't mean, I know, you know. All we proved is how
bad the show is going to be after that begin After that three minutes of
the worst interview I've ever heard my whole entire just said he wasn't gonna talk
about him, said that was the funniest that was rough, Well, see
this is your fault. That was that my fault because you said, oh,
give him a call. Say you said next week he'll blame me.
So it's I think, I say, you say, hey, let's get
my call, Like yeah, he said, he said they don't have any
tail, and he goes, what are they gonna bring some in? Who's
on the line with us? It was so pissed off at Mark? But
that was bad, all right. I can't wait to listen to this show
pissed off while I do too on radio. I always loved it. You
know, I like when I like when TV stations going blast sit there.
You want to see there is something because you know, having done it,
somebody ship in their pants. Behind the scenes, someone's mailing, people's like
yelling, they're blaming, like it could be one guy's fault, but he's
blaming everybody else. And I gotta tell you when I first started, I
first started our news and I was in the mege control room. One of
the hot girls that was working, you know, in the newsroom, came
and winded me to make back. Then we made dubs of their stories.
Well, she went, she gave me something. It was personal, as
a personal one. She goes, you do this for me. It was
like an engagement of her engagement. Someone videotaped her engagement. So I go
to do the dubh I tell me, it goes over the fos, over
the air. Come on, I swear to God, Really, I swear
to God. Who was the reporter? Can you say? Don't know?
I can't. Actually I don't even remember. Yeah, because there this was,
So that's pretty funny. Definitely did you get in trouble? Oh fuck?
Yeah, what happened? Well, if it wasn't for my boss,
our news boss wanted me fired. Yeah, but my boss went to bat
farm me. Yeah. So he's good when you have a boss like that.
Yeah, he fought for his guys. Yeah, that's very good.
All right, Well, uh we'll take a moment. We'll get more with
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is Han? Is naked? Every day on Instagram? I'm reading her book
WHOA What? My wife's listening to it on an audio book. You're you're
you're who is my wife? You're your wife? You're reading the book mark
because there's a lot of good ship in that book. Exactly where you're going.
I know somebody who read it and loved it. It's great. Yeah,
so far, yeah, so far, it's good. What have you
learned? I'm seriously, what if you? What have you learned about it?
And here are you listening to it on audio? He's read reading it?
Oh damn, she's kind of coming off. Yes, she's kind of
coming off in amore she is, yes, okay, yes? And do
you think it's real? It's hard to say. I think her father,
I think her father. I think it's real about how how off her parents
are. Why I just saw her talking about All of a sudden, all
I see was from chest to like belly button, right of a woman rolling
around on the bed on Instagram, And I don't see the name, And
I go, what in God's name, Like, damn, they're doing underwear
commercial. It's Britney Spears and she's talking about a push up BROB. But
you don't see her face. You just see I'm like that. That woman's
in pretty decent show. She's on Instagram all the time. Well I know
she is, but I always think, Okay, here's what I see.
I get her hotness. Whether she's hot or not, I can't tell because
there's such a touch of crazy there. For me, I'm like, I
feel bad for her. She's still doing yeah, oh yeah, crazy turn
Sam. That's why crazy when we say crazy, Like, what do you
mean? Because I mean I drive him crazy a little bit too. But
on top of that, they have to be crazy to start. I don't
know, it's I like that, well that is true, but the but
I'm when I see this, you know what, I always think, like,
I feel bad for I feel like she's just someone needs to rain that
in, like you wouldn't want to be no joke, that's too crazy.
That almost feels too crazy. She's sneaking on the beach, she's got her
ass out, She's like I was supposed to her in. They got married
and they last what about forty five minutes because because he couldn't handle the crazy.
That's too crazy Instagram. I gotta be better by Instagram. Obviously I'm
way behind everybody. If you just follow her, it comes up all the
time, all the time, make it all the time on there. And
the book makes her what have you? Does it talk anything about growing up
doing the Mickey mouse claw? Yes, And she trashes justin Timberlake and agular.
She says, justin Timberland she said she was pregnant, and justin Timberlake
made her get an abortion. Now here's the thing, here's how this all
works though. How sometimes now, all of a sudden, justin Timberlake is
getting bad together within sync during the exact same time. If this book is
out, you think that that's part of it. You think there's a conspiracy
that kind of things. There might be no help him to help him,
or hurt him to help him. I was gonna say, they wouldn't hurt
him. No, that's no to help him. Yeah, But so all
of a sudden, this bad stuffs being said about him, so instead of
him, you know, all of a sudden, while it's being she had
a response to that. I thought he did about the abortion. I don't
know if he responded her okay, because I the only thing I know is
that when you write a book and you write something like that, they got
to verify that it was true or have some kind of proof that, yeah,
because you can't libel somebody or slander them in writing. Right, that's
a that would be so he could have a case it's not sure. So
she's got to have some like empirical proof that it is true, because otherwise
they're going to say, we can't put it in. But she had to
agree to have the abortions, not that he gave her an abortion, you
know. Yeah, he could say, listen, you gotta have this.
She wasn't probably ready for any kids. She's not ready now. I mean
she's so probably did you have a favor in the whole world of thing?
They were only sixteen or seventeen. Your whole life's out of you know.
It's yeah, that's a choice. I mean, right, it is in
America, that is, and there's also right right, there's I know there's
people against it, so they don't get I don't even think that there's people
against it. I always think that we should let women have the right to
choose that that that's where I stand. But I also think as I've gotten
older seeing people who can have kids, that if you I don't think that
if you're young you should raise it, but if you would put it up
for adoptions, and I don't know somebody else could, you could really fulfill
somebody's life. But I don't. That's not the right thing for everybody.
So Karen, and I don't think I should be the one to tell anybody
else how to live there and finds out who his parents are down the road
and my mom is Britney's Spears and my dad's Justin. Tim should be a
millionaire? Bro? What the fuck the problem is now? With these twenty
three you do find out, right? I mean, I know somebody who
found who the kid found him. Justin's comment was he's not concerning himself with
Britney. He's focusing on his own family. All right, there you go.
That's yes, I did. Yeah, I mean, there's not a
lie you can say to it, right, Yeah, I encourage it and
let the instinct reunion be get the boy bands and I'm getting back together now.
Gone that bad? That? No? But I think that it's it's
one of these nostalgia things. So thirt thirty money now so they can actually
afford to thing with the eighties and nineties. Hip hop and stuff is huge
right now. It's like, is music that bad? Yes? Yes,
yeah, but I also sound like somebody's father or grandfather, a somebody's dad.
Yeah, well you're not even I ain't getting old. So for the
right presure, you'll probably get to play BTV. That's all right. The
ice is ridiculous now, though, is it. I looked into uh I
believe it or not, years ago as a joke. I looked in the
Vanilla Ice and it was right after he started doing his uh, the Home
Improvement Job show. Yeah, twenty grand to do five songs, to do
five songs, Well, he only has five songs. We brought Stevie.
Stevie b was ten grand. He was supposed to a half hours do like
four songs. I reached out to him a few weeks ago about doing the
summer show. He now gets sixty grand. Sixty grand. And this guy,
this guy is terrible because he makes you find him first class. You
gotta put him out the hotels, you gotta feed him, and he only
eats like salmon. Certain things like that. Oh yeah, you're come to
Rochester. There's no such thing as first class. The only thing he does
becmes Vegas. He sings to a backtrack. Really, he doesn't play music.
He just sings to it. That's all those people do. How many
chicks show up at these shows, especially Rochester? Yeah, Mark, they
show shooting fish Barrel, they show up. We sold over seven hundred tickets
in like two days. Where where did he play? He did? He's
played, he played there twice. Wow. Yeah, Actually we're good friends
now. I told him, you're fucking nuts. It's I'm not paying you
sixty grand because that's what I'm getting it. So we get it somewhere else
and he is expanded, can put the stage in the rainmar Mordan is gone,
So you know it could be your that could be that could be your
concert hall. I think we pay them all enough. We don't need to
pay them anymore bTB concert at all. I kind of like that. Yeah,
I know a promoter the counts in the Farris bt B Music Hall like
that. Somewhere else besides them all get back to exactly that would be very
good. What are you walking over there? Can anybody just wondering how I
just have to know how many chicks showed up and how many did you?
I didn't steal long because I hate crowds. I stood at the end of
the bar. It was freaking I always think that a million would be all
over you trying to get in. That's true. That is true. I
believe that that is true. Do you use it to your advantage? Nothing?
No, how about what radio did you ever? We know you noticed
you have You've had this conversation before radio you did freaking out? Yeah during
the p x when I was at p x Y that year. Yeah,
in the p x Y jam. Yeah. Wait, I don't remember when
Mary didn't work. He was always was always done, Bill Moran, Mark
the soldier always worked. That It wasn't my fault that they brought me over
there. No, I know, but you went so at the summer jam.
Yeah, so we'd have ticket traps or you go to a bar and
we'd be giving them away. I mean yeah, yeah really. And plus
I was hanging out with the young with the well I was only twenty nine
myself, but I was hanging out with the younger guys on the radio too.
Yeah, yeah, you know, and see them if you guys are
all old, Yes, we were. We were. I was the youngest
one to see him for a very long time. Yeah, very long time.
Wow. Yeah, So did you get Did you end up dating anybody
or just I did date somebody? Yes, fool I did you always wind
up dating it? That's why I remember you. I did. Yeah,
that was the girl, well, I call her regional number one. That
was the girl that you told her that she could do better? I did,
Yeah, I said that to your Yeah, County the biggest I don't
remember this, did I I told I went up to a girl with you
and said you could do better. Yeah, it was a busting your balls.
Well tell me there was more conversations. I feel like that might have
been the conversation you back in the day. Yeah, I mean you came
up when we were I don't can't remember where we were, and it was
like, you think you made this up. I did not make this up.
I wish I had a number college. I wish I had a number
by so I told her you could do better. Yeah, you're probably right.
I mean I'm not. I'm not disagreeing. We're kind of a dick
before you got it, but that's the kind of a that's a big dick
thing to say. But you fell. You felt horrible though, and I
remember you apologize and well I was busting I like to think that I was
busting. Oh, absolutely, you were busting balls. And I'm not saying
you were. You mentioned a couple of program directors before well we will not
say their names, but one used to have girls come to the radio station.
He was used in the radio to try to get late and then the
girls so he'd have them show up and he have them wait in the lobby.
He was the program director and then he inserted himself for two hours on
the air. Yes, yeah, which like made him a hero because he
was doing both. Now he had his tool. And I said last night
that I wasn't I wasn't gonna trash people on the podcast, like I felt
bad, but there were some people I feel bad. This I don't feel
bad. He would have he would hold these women out in the lobby and
then people would come back and tell him whether or not the chick was hot
or not. Like he would meet them over the FS like call or not.
He dated Caller nine basically this is what he did. Went a date
with the dude, Yeah you won as long as you're good looking. Yeah,
come on down to the studio. And they were never good looking.
There was not. There was one or two that I thought were okay man.
One looked like John Goodman with long hair, I know what you're talking
about. A very nice person what she did. And then there was another
program director that you mentioned. Now this guy, this guy did some dirty
deeds. He was He did some shady shit. He was very shady.
He was very shaddy like shady to the point where he was caught up in
that whole scandal where there was like the record companies would give money right for
you. They used to give money. They try to change it, but
they used to try to get you to play their record more often. So
a lot of times the record reps would come in and they would incentify with
hey, we'll give you ticket giveaways, or we'll buy this, or we'll
give you a ski give me a ski trip. This motherfucker took the ski
trip for himself and his family and went out to Jackson, Homewyoming and skied.
This is the people we dealt with this So this guy did this.
Then I was doing afternoons and I used to have stripper strip nome I did
that, but I used to have strip trivia. Yeah, this wasn't with
a stripper. This is with the listener. She used to come up and
I used to try to rig it so she would get like maybe she'd be
in her bra or whatever, but never so she was naked. So she
and she the attention. And this chick was in Sina, some kind of
I don't know, goofy marriage. Like the guy traveled a lot, so
she loved the attention. She never paid. She's okay. So all the
guys would come up and then they'd end up, you know, and they'd
lose the creepy program director starts hanging around. Oh boy starts hanging around,
hanging around, asking me questions about her. I get a call one day
and they answer the phone. When you would answer the phone in a studio
because there was music playing, there was also a little speaker so you couldn't
It was never on a handheld. It came through the board. He pushed
a button and you could record the call, play it back speakerphone. It
was like a speakerphone. So she calls me and goes, I'm just leaving,
and she names a hotel in the area and the guy, the guy,
the program director, and she says, she goes, oh my god,
he it was so bad, it was so gross. I can't believe
this. I can't believe I did this. Blah blah blah blah blah.
She's saying, yeah, like middle of the day, this is did he
Did he give her anything for it? Though? Was there anything? Y
Penis? No, I mean I'm talking. Oh, I don't think so.
I think this was just them looking to hook up, and she was
looking. She clearly was looking for more attention than her husband was giving her
at the time. So this dude, so it's on speaker and I go,
hold on a second, I do a quick break and I come back
and go, oh my god, I came. He comes walking in.
Here's her say how gross. I panic, and he starts yelling, oh
shit, you just got married and you're already cheating. And because I just
got married, I go what he goes, you guys go, I can't
believe it. So I don't know what to do because this is my boss
always telling you. So I like, I just I just completely say nothing,
like nothing at all. But he was banging this other Yeah, you
already tried to when she thought he was awful to say he was awful and
he walking in He must had done ninety from where they were back into the
city. I'll never really meet the original. Yeah, I know, I
know, I know something happened. There was somebody on the podcast, Earl.
David Reid was in town. Earl showed some interest in this person.
Do I know this person? No? Yes, I think you did meet
her. I think you met her, Yes, yes, yep, they
went to the show. She met Earl. Earl has shown interest. So
I get she came here one night. And then I get a picture from
a mutual friend of them together. And this person said she left your podcast
and came here, and I go, I said something like, uh,
better, better time over there or whatever like that. And then they bring
up Earl and I go, Earl's looking for you. Didn't have to tell
the story. I know I was gonna say, Earl, Earl's a black
guy. We're also going for a little lines white meat. He doesn't know
he likes, he likes. I go to write white it comes out ship.
Oh boy, I hit send. I'm on the phone with Doug Phelps
and I'm texting at the same time, and I send he's into ship meet.
No, yes, this is great. This just happened, just happened.
So then the person writes back, that's not that's this person's grade A
plus. I go, that's not. Never mind, never mind, never
mind. I go, why the fuck do I even communicate with human beings?
I can't. I can't win. I can't do anything. I can't.
I can't do it, Mark, I can't. But I wrote ship
meet. That's awesome. I'd you do realize on the iPhone though, you
can you can erase race. Yeah, that's me quickly though. Yeah,
well, but you know, by the time you realize, it's too late.
No. I sent it and I saw it, and I was like,
I just figured it was too late. I forgot about that feature because
I'm old and I forgot, and I was just like, it's out there.
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna say? Ship me?
Sh ship me? What are you gonna do? That's funny, man.
We had some real winters in radio. There were some scum bags all
the way. It's nothing, but it's like it's like a den of thieves
and drug addicts and just see students and scumbags. That's what it was.
It really was, and it was like and it was entertaining. It was
fun of stories. Well it was great stories because you could also get people,
you get people to do stuff. I mean you would just sit back
and watch this ship unfold in front of you. It was crazy. We
went to the enter undercom Christmas probably what five years ago, four years ago?
What a ship show. That's a good time. That was a good
that was a good Christmas part of these Yeah you could. I mean drunk.
I remember walking up the stairs there and somebody, some woman just walking
right up and just going wam right on my balls, just grab them.
Some somebody who's a client, just hello. I mean it's just a party
turns into it a show. And there the one guy that I think he
might still work there. There was always the headliner of being the shittiest,
drunkest person there. And you know what I'm talking about. I don't.
Oh really, yeah I didn't. I didn't know that. That was my
stomach growling. I did not eat today. I saved it up for this,
but it sounded like I farted, But it was my stomach. I
swear to god it I would own it. I would gladly own it if
I did earlier. I did, I said earlier, I went and squirted
out. I moved forward. I had boxing tonight. I've had a lot
going on today. It's been a weird, dead sound, weird weird day.
Yeah. I love that guy. I am a huge fan of that
man. That guy could, that guy could rank. That guy could party.
All of a sudden, he's the one. Remember they were having They
started dancing, and the guy with a big guy in a white shirt,
and he kept going dead. That's what he was. All of a sudden,
Like there was like three parties going on. There was the one where
all the drunk people were, there was one where all the people didn't want
to be around the drunk people, and there was one where we were where
we wanted to be with wed which yeah, back and forth, back and
forth. Yeah, all right, we'll take them over. You're ready for
a little closest to the pen. Yeah, you got it today. No,
but you've done pretty well. No, I got I didn't get one
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Well, you were all upset. They had nothing to do with it.
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can go past my s listing from Diying Young I See my Life. This
wasn't the song I intended. We're talking. Nobody's listening, just talking away.
I know what we were saying. I don't know she did. What
were saying on the what were you saying? Well, usually we're talking about
how I would be. Oh, I just said that I think that Mark
would be a great boyfriend. I was always told that I was a good
because I think he would. You would dote on people. One girl,
one girl who really liked me, and she gave me a reason why she
she goes, you're a fine boyfriend. She gave me a reason why she
didn't want to date me anymore. Why she goes your best friend's mad?
Wait? Why, what's wrong with Matt. Now, I've had women have
written in on the podcast and said, Matt looks like he's a good time.
He's my kind of trust you serious, that fucking asshole. I don't
know. They just said like like one girl was. One woman wrote in,
Uh might have been a text going Matt Reese looks like he would be
a really good time. He knows it or he knows his way around a
woman. I think this is what they wrote. Who can tell that from
a camera? Whoa godd twelfth? Keep drinking? Maybe because you were best
friends with him she broke up? Yeah, she goes, I couldn't is
a bad influence? No, she just was. Was she single at the
time, No, No he was because I gotta think Matt probably had a
lot of chicks. It was with somebody like I would singing. You probably
had your pick of what. They didn't like her, so she knew that.
So that's what she said. She wasn't gonna bother. Well maybe that
was her fault. Hot dog girl didn't eat yes dogs? Yes, wait,
yeah you had at wait wait the girl wouldn't let him meet hot dogs
because they're not good for him. You understand when Mark would go to breakfast.
He would order a hot dog, cheese dog. He would or a
cheese dog for breakfast. Yeah. Meanwhile, this fact girls telling him I
was not healthy form. I go, who the hell are you to tell
anybody with healthy form? And what's not healthy? Did you say that?
Oh? The funny thing is we're friends on Facebook. Now she requests me
like, I don't know a year ago? Oh really anymore? She's not
stop beating hot Wait? Wait wait wait wait does she she doesn't work at
a like a like a clinic or something, does she? I don't know,
I don't know. I don't know. There was a girl for like
three days, okay, because it was was she a brunette? So there
was a girl years ago. She came up, she worked at some she
was a client in the radio station. This is terrible. She came in
and she started talking about how she used to be so fat and she lost
all kinds of weight. And I'm just sitting there and I'm letting the other
person on the show handle the interview because they were the the client. Right,
Oh, it just went away. I just went away. I'm letting
the other person handle the interview. And this woman says, is that her,
No, no, all right. So this woman says, I used
to be really fat, and she goes she's going on and on and on
and the other person's telling her how good she looks and can't believe it and
bah, and she goes, yeah, the problem was I used to always
go to h McDonald's and all that, and I and I start laughing at
night and she goes what. I go, how big? How much did
you weigh? And she says it, and I go, she didn't just
go to McDonald's. They called Wendy's for backup. And I said this on
the radio to a client, but she was talking about how so she's going,
I used to dive in McDonald's every day. Is that? Like?
Oh god, you were that big? They called Wendy's from backup. You
just like it was just like this silence, and I'm the only one who
started laughing. Then you have the salesperson price standing there going going what the
fuck? I don't remember. Probably I usually just stand there to make sure
that you didn't say, you know, me said that I had lost all
that weight. Don't think that would bother me. No, the person had
lost Wait and when you saw this woman that you would never have thought,
hey, at one point, that's a fat person. Sometimes you can see
it, right, you can sometimes see it in people. But that's the
that's the like. First of all, I never would have thought you you've
talked about you being a fat guy. I got I didn't see it.
I don't know. I mean, I'm not checking you out like that.
I'm scoping used to be. That's right, he used to be. That's
it? All right? Mark? You ready? Are you sure? I
didn't show I know May's watching us live on Facebook. No one's gonna know
their way around you but me. But see, that's a good thing.
That that is. That's true love, that's that's very nice. Someone like
I'm crazy. I told you. That's protective. That's protective. She's the
least craziest one he's dated, though. Really that's true. I'm over the
other one. What I'm dying to know what crazy is like? That's never
mind that next week. Can we talk next week about the crazy that you
talk about? That? All right? All right, as long as you're
cool, my father craziest. I mean, I know that's what the stories
we have. Oh my god, really, oh Jesus Grace. Wow,
yep, I got chased with the chair. You got chased from the chair,
chase with the chair. One time she took one of the barstool.
One of the barstool, she took a beer handle and she was gonna beat
me with that she holds by accident. Yeah, right ahead? What what
what was the issue? What did you do? I can't remember. He
would he would say ship to her all the time, just to get her
going, you know, how to bust her balls? And did they were?
They were best friends. There you go, the ship stir All right,
what do you got your first question? With Kiss playing their last show
over the weekend at MSG, they're still looking to make a little bit of
money. One way is with the Kiss casket. Yeah, what is the
cost of assigned kiss casket? Now? I thought you could get this at
Walmart? That makes sense. Signed? Oh, I don't know about the
signed I thought they did a while ago. Kiss. It wouldn't be the
same. It's not the same one, all right? So he signed Kiss
cask, signed Kiss casket? How much would a signed Kiss casket go for?
See? Is that one? You can't even bury it? You gotta
like you gotta put them under glass in the back of your dining room or
something, and yeah, what you do is you just get yourself cremated and
you put yourself in ah the kiss cash cass casket. All right, did
you write down a number already? Yeah, because I'm trying to think of
casket on like a base level, well basically three four grand for a good
one. Uh yeah, so I'm not that far oft in to my thinking.
I got a number that might even be a little low. Yeah.
I thought there were ten for a nicer like more an eight one. So
I'm that's why I was trying to get a little high. Not much thing.
I went low. Now, all right? There were four professional sports
teams who participated in no Win November. The Jets, Panthers, Atriots were
all oh to four. How many times did the fourth team, the Detroit
Pistons, lose in November? Well, I think the basketball season started a
little later in November, starts in October October, so they probably played approximately
twenty games. They didn't win any games in November at all. They were
no win November shit, So that means how many did they lose? How
many do they lose? That's the kid from McQuaid and Lebron has Isaiah Beef,
Isaiah, I did not win one game. Wow, because the Lions
are good now they can have one good team at the Trinity at the time.
Just a regular season things right, All right, there we go in
What year did burl Ives aka Sam the Snowman first tell the story of a
young red nosed reindeer? Okay, ah, it's trict. I guess.
I just I did two guesses on my other I have to narrow it down
in my I just call your first guys. With the suggested price of twenty
eight to ninety nine, tickle Miyoma became a huge success for Tycho, seeing
people resell them in newspapers on the internet for up to fifteen hundred bucks apiece.
What year was tickle Miomo the must have gift? I think it's before
I had kids. I'm trying to think about my nephews were all right.
Known for his songs like Empire, State of Mind and Hard Knock Life,
and better known for being the husband to Beyonce and being the first hip hop
billionaire. Sean Carter aka jay Z is celebrating a birthday today. How old
is jay Z? Remember? According to Earl Black Domee Crack at Bens and
last, but not least, Also on this date, in twenty fifteen,
Melanie Griffith and Antonio Benderis filed for divorce after how many years of marriage?
Antonio Benderus and Melanie Griffith. That was after Don Johnson they filed for divorce
twenty fifteen they filed for divorce? How many years were they married? Okay,
all right, I have no idea. Back to the top. How
much for the kiss casket? So I thought an upper end like ornate casket
went for like ten grand? I'm thinking. I was thinking seventeen if you
had the autograph on there, So I wrote down fifteen. But I feel
like maybe I'm off. I went way low. Would you write seventy five
hundred? I went fifteen fifteen? I wrote fifteen thousand five grand? Fuck
you? That's it. That's it. If you leave your current, they'll
put two in your front made of bossal wood. Right, Mark got that
one? See wow, I'm ten off, ten thousand off. Jets,
Panthers, Patriots were all no win November teams? How many times did the
Pistons lose in November? All right? This is bad. I don't know
because I was trying to figure, how many basketball games? It's marty games
in season eighty two. Yeah, I probably too high on this. I
said twenty four. I said ten. I said twenty one, fifteen,
oh and fifteen, kind of like the Lions a few years back. Yeah,
sixteen. What year did we first learn of Rootolph the Red Nose Reindeer?
With Burl Lives? I said sixty five, nineteen sixty five? I
said nineteen sixty two? The hell did I say nineteen forty nine? While
I wrote down forty nine is my other year, but I'm going sixty two
nineteen sixty four. Off you think about wait, what did you say nineteen
sixty five? You have one off something? The what year was Tickle Me
Elmo? Tickling kids fancies for fifteen hundred pop? Nineteen ninety six, That's
the exact year I wrote, I said, two thousand to and a whole
nineteen ninety six. Sorry, Zilba, run away with the thing. I
thought my kid was two for some reason when that came out, but I
guess not. Glad he wasn't helmet. How did you told me you suck
at this? He's running away? Run away with it. There's still time
from the jacket up. That's right. First, hip hop billionaire Sean Carter
aka jay Z is celebrating what birthday year or number this year? All right,
So now I'm thinking doctor Dre is probably around the same era, right
would it be with jay Z? Or is he a little younger? So
anyway, doctor Drey was like, first, well, Dre is sixty two,
I think, so I put I went a little higher than I originally
was thinking. I wrote fifty eight, I went fifty one. I said
sixty fifty four something much four off. I don't even know what this last
one? Who come? And how many years? Melanie Griff and the Antonio
banderas married before tried. I think she she had like drug problems and he
was trying to help her and she went up in rehab for something. I
wrote eight, got fifteen, sixteen, nineteen, nineteen nineteen, sam as
no Moran, you know today today, today, Jesus, you wanted to
get killed God, that's I warned you. Oh Jesus, no, what
do you said? Enough fan things? Today? He warned me was a
shinster. That's what he warned you about. That's right, worried about him?
Yeah you did? You did? Just skip for the comments off air
tonight. I was just trying to after make a point, make a point
for him saying did he did? He would never say to reach the number
one, that she can do better than be forgot bonus question for Matt Okay,
here goes hangout out. How many music? How many girls has Mark
Hillman turned lesbian? I think it's three. Yeah, I was gonna say
three too. It is three. But by the way, you don't turn
them lesbian? He does. Well, three of them went lesbian. You
got to think about it for a second. Three of them went lesbian.
I can't get ain't lower. We gotta go to women. One bors got
left the thumb, one for the thumb. Right, Hang on a second.
When these women all of a sudden decided that they would prefer to be
with women as a guy, what does that do to your ego? Because
being broken up with like, let's say, well, it's it's I don't
know if did they leave you another nobody ever left me for another girl?
Well, actually, wait a minute, maybe one dead one dead one left
you for another girl? And did that bother you at all? It did
them? But now I think it's fine. I don't get it. You
didn't ask did just become a thing when you had a guy? Did you
have a three way with them? And then how introduced this is before any
of this ever started? You when did that start? When did that start?
Yeah? I don't know, right after like later yeah later? Wow?
Yeah, so yeah three he got it right down and he got right
when they when they went that way? Did they ever did you ever run
into them? Did you ever ask any questions? Well, I've never raged.
No, I've never raged. Number one. Yes, me and her
U talked, talked a lot. We actually stayed with friends. I was
actually supposed to go down to Atlanta where she lives, and you know,
it was the best of the wedding. Yeah. So, but no,
he never really got into it. I never asked. I never got into
I didn't think there was any reason to the other one. The other one
turned into a fucking celebrity all of a sudden watching Today's show. There she
is. Yeah, wait, you dated that person. I went out with
there for a couple of times because John Tulli. Okay, all right,
no I don't care. Oh of course you could say that his I just
didn't know if you wanted to say he wanted to go any further. I
don't know, I think, but she's very and once she does. When
she was on the Today's Show, she was very open about her you know,
her and her wife. Oh really I'm adopting Barry. Okay, yes,
so it's no secrets. But yeah, did you sit there and go
I once? Oh, I was like I'm sitting I'm going. Yeah.
I was kind of excited about that one. Yeah, did you now what
kind of when you dated these women? Did how far did it go?
Me and Rachel number one did the deed? Nothing really happened between me and
uh. A lot of times women you can kind of be a little more
fluid the guy. I don't. I can't wrap my head around that.
But but anybody could be anything they want. I just I don't think I
did anything with Okay, all right? And then the third one was like,
you know, just to throw away, just throw away, Yeah,
very good. Anything else. It's an interesting life you've had. It's not
really interesting at all. What do you mean it's not interesting? You've had
three women that used to date that are now lesbian. You've paid people to
watch them have sex, You've been part of threesomes, you've been in all
kinds of stuff. You've been chased, fought. Yeah, it's an interesting
life. And today you've got a pillow today from an indory fan and an
ornament. That's right, and the ornament I should let you have the orderment
put it on the tree. I'm gonna put it on the trip, Yes,
all right, f incess For Mark Hillman, Yes, it never disappoints.
For Matt. Next week we find out about the crazy I can't wait.
And we'll be right after the Dallas Sunday night, right, yeah,
so I'll be hungover and possibly depressed. All right, well maybe not,
maybe might not be here all right, you know, we'll figure it out.
For Kevin, and I apologize. I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow