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Everybody, welcome to their stories,
your stories. Oh man, I'm Dave

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Stecco and David Floria. This is
a blurry photos mail bag supplemental. So

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if you are new to the podcast, this may or may I'd interest you.

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I think it will. We make
it fun. If you are nude

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to the podcast, it may or
may not interest me. I pre guarantee

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my interest. Yeah, so if
you are not familiar this, we're bad

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at reading. We try to read
all the emails, but we can never

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get around to it fast enough.
So this is to catch us up,

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and we will be caught up,
that's right, and then we'll probably try

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to stay caught up, which we've
we've said every time. Right. Well,

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yeah, but think of the mail
as a pokeman. Huh, do

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you have to catch them all?
Yeah, we do have to catch them

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all. You're right. A pokemon
Predator listener mail, I choose you.

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I'm gonna take this moment to give. Don't you know what we should do

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is we should take some pictures of
our recording area, which I feel like

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maybe we did, but maybe we
didn't. I should probably clean it up

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in that case. Yeah, we've
got a pretty legitimate set up here.

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I've got an overstuffed it's a quote
unquote camping chair. It's like forty pounds.

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No, no one could ever camp
with his chair. It's like a

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Barca lounger. That's that folds up. But more importantly is Flora's mic stand,

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which is on loan from Steven Tyler. It's got it's got like a

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fine I don't know's there's pseudo silk
probably. Yeah, they look like pandyhose,

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little little bandana shawl things tied to
it. Uh. We've got our

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what we call our finger danglers.
These are our our plaster casts of fingers

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attached to string that we got from
Goat Girl, as well as a genital

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Christmas decorations. It's like two two
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attached together, which are awesome.
That's all right, Flora's got a crampas,

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yeah, walnut crampas. And he
got me a crumpus at Christie Kendilmartin

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this year. So I don't have
anything else online but my hat. I

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always stick my hat on the other
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But yeah, there you go.
I don't know. There's a little mental

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picture for you of our mics.
Yeah, UM's not wearing pants. He

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never wears pants. The thing ever, that's why I have to wail on

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his junk all the time because I'm
tired of seeing it. I'm hoping he'll

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cover it with something protective. I'm
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One time he got like just a
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awful. That's just the worst visual
loose sight. Yeah. Wow, So

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we're gonna we're gonna do listener mail. Huh, let's let's do it.

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You know what, I changed my
mind. Let's just do that musical that

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we've written. All right, Nah, listener Mail. It is listener Mail

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without fail except for all the failures
that have led to this. Who wants

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to start me? Oh, we'll
go ahead. We're gonna kick it off

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with easily easily our most prolific Facebook
fan hands down. There's there's no one

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coming. I mean, I guess
drunk Satan Robot, he's pretty pretty hot

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on the handle for Facebook. But
nobody beats Amy. Nobody beats Amy.

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As a fact, Amy's great.
Yeah, Amy rights. Regarding prizes of

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rewards for pledging support to the show, Oh yeah, Paton, Yeah,

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Paton, what if we didn't we
did. We finally did our episode on

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z Eostrianism, which we have often
talked about that we just didn't do it.

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You would know that people listening to
it are real fans, so you

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could let it be more like a
lecture and less like the auditory and intellectual

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carnival that is blurry photos. I
gotta tell you, I feel like it

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would be more of a carnival.
That's what I was kind of thinking myself,

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Like, Yeah, I think we
could get away with a lot more

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shenanigans if it's somebody who wants to
hear us. Yeah, and I maybe

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maybe people giving us more credit than
we deserve. Let me like, we

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put effort into making sure we have
factual information in each episode, with the

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exception of like the intros, which
are more or less invented ten minutes before

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we record them. I think the
only things we actually do in advance are

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the songs. Yeah, well writing
anyway, that's what I mean. Yeah,

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we have to write those, but
yeah, you know, like we

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write the songs in advance. But
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We just make that shut up as
we go. There's no planning there.

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So I feel like the less can
bound we are, the less constrained

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we are by our usual standards,
the needle will not shift towards a more

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standard presentation, it will go further
afield in that scenario, Like I think,

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yeah, and maybe we could try
it. I don't I it might

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like I feel like, if it
is contrary to what so many reviews and

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YouTube compent say, I feel like, if we just did the facts,

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there's there's no shortage of places you
can get those things right. Absolutely.

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I do think we've narrowed down quite
a few of the patreoned rewards there,

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you know, Yeah, there are
there are things I think that we have

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decided upon that there will be easy
to give to you guys to give back

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with. And one of them would
maybe be a once a month live show

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where we either do a reading of
stories, you know, some silly scary

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stories, or we'll do something but
but have like a Google hangout or something

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where people can chat in, right, you know, something interactive. Yeah,

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we can interact live with people.
We're kind of trying to suss out

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what the best way to do that
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something like that would be one of
them. And you know, maybe some

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of our music. Somebody had mentioned
packaging up some of our music and but

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so yeah, if you guys still
have ideas, please keep syndical, man,

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tell us what you guys want.
That makes it super easy and we

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don't have to guess for real,
like Christmas, just make a list and

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send it to me. I'll send
you a gift card. We'll check and

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no to your nis. What else
does Amy say? She says that the

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Lovecraft episode was fun. Hey,
um, she writes, I'll probably never

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be a fan. Why did they
go mad so easily? I'd try every

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day? Keep in mind that like
at least some of these people were like

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already addicted to heroin, you know, like they'd done but the best they

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could to prep themselves for the experience. But you guys did a great job

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maybe read the first chapter of The
King in the Yellow next time. Oh,

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I don't know very much about that. I know that it was kind

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of like the underpinning mythology to that
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Yeah, I don't know very much
about that, but yeah, Amy

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also has a mundane super a not
so superpower. Yeah how about extrasensory dirception,

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the ability to read minds and see
the future. But you look like

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a real dork while doing it.
I yes, I accept, because then

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no one would be intimidated by you. Yeah. Yeah, they'd be like

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I could always just throw a hood
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and do it or something. Yeah, I wouldn't want to look like an

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idiot, So what I do is
hide under a blanket most of the time.

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Thanks Amy, Thank you Amy.
Dave. We've heard from Daniel J.

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Whoa. This guy sounds wild.
I think he is. He says

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hello, chaps, how do hello? I've been listened for a few months.

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It is recommended by the crom Cast
once again, big thanks to the

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crop. We got to send those
guys a check. I was going to

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say box of chocolates, but now
now we've committed ourselves said, he had

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a sad lunch break, and as
he was walking back, he started playing

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the Cryptobotany episode, and your discussion
of the meaning of Christmas was both very

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appropriate and enough to put him back
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of the day. So thanks for
that. Oh sweet, I barely remember

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that, rant, I barely remember
that key that we sang in. Yeah,

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or well it was it was more
like a key chain. Yeah.

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I think there was a lot of
them jangling together. He's got a good

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show suggestion, and then he said
it would not be right for him to

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leave us without attempting a little bit
of punage. He shares this he had

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a recent realization that Tibnaku would be
a great holiday spot for one spring hilled

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Jack, since I'm sure he would
be delighted to visit both Lake Titty Grabba

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and the Kappa Fila Peninsula. Yes
he would. I'm surprised he doesn't live

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there now. I heard says so
many stories. It's just really cold.

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He just passes out, says keep
out of the good work, looks forward

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to working the rest of the way
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ps, if you're curious I'm a
Yorkshireman who somehow much more on the

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Firth side of the Vandyke Firth Vandyke
skill. Oh you know what. Thank

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you, Daniel. First of all, thank you for writing someone uh someone

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had commented at some point like you
did a horrible Yorkshire accent for a Robin

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Hood episode. I gotta I gotta
tell you we didn't attempt a Yorkshire accent,

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right, I don't. I don't
know what we're not. We're not

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so sure you know what. We
could look it up and yeah, we're

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pretty pretty an American. So it's
like I know Cockney and then I know

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various levels of refinement. Yeah,
but like and I know, and there's

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actually an amazing and I don't.
I couldn't. I'm sure you could search

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for it. Like some teenage kid
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and does every regional accent in the
British aisles. Wow, it's amazing,

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like Yorkshire, Manchester and you can
hear the difference. Yeah, I'll never

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like ay be aware of them or
but this kid is awesome. Wow.

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It's like it's like a five minute
primer on everything you'd ever need to know

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to do every British accent. I
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accents, because you've got your Southern, you've got your Midwest, you've got

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your Boston yeah accent. But keep
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how much the accent changes over very
small amounts of just I mean, like,

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you know, there's the conceit of
my fair lady, is that Professor

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Higgins can tell you what neighborhood you
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I'm just saying to us, and
yeah, we hear an American accent,

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we could, we could place it, just like to them they hear a

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Yorkshire accent. They're from London,
you know. Yeah, I think,

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yeah, I think like we get
we can do Cockney and everyone else can

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do like playingy Texan, you know, like like everyone's like, oh,

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there's English, and then there's how
do y'all? You know, like like

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my one of my professors in college
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do when he would try to make
fun of me, he would do just

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the most stereotypical texts and accent.
Yeah that's what I mean. I'm like,

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dude, I do not sound like
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Well, yeah, we maybe we'll
maybe we'll attempt a Yorkshire accent for real

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someday. Although if we try to
act like Daniel, we wouldn't sound like

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that apparently, so I guess,
wow, well we just try inception.

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Yeah, thanks Daniel, Yeah,
thanks Daniel. The one man I got

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one from? Uh Antonio is it
if? If it's from I'll tell you

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what. It's a real doozy.
It's a real doozy of a last name.

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And he writes, just listen to
your show on Alisa Lamb and like

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Alisa, I'm bipolar and I have
a unique perspective. But perspective on such

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a case good uh and this is
great? Um. Yeah, Antonio doesn't

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do a lot of really interesting details
about what it's like to uh, you

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know, to live with bipolar disorder. It's something that that Dave and I

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can't comment on. So right,
yeah, we don't have a clue.

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Um, so a couple of really
interesting things, uh. He says.

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Alisa was more than likely having a
manic episode when she chose to go on

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the trip. It seems poorly timed
and planned, as she gets to La

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with so little money that she's living
in a skid Row Hotel for the proof

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of her being in a manic state. About is about the forty five minute

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mark. We talk about losing a
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phone, and then all the hashtags
and all like that, and he writes

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the hashtag she wrote is a classic
bipolar talk, rapid emotional switches and not

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very coherent. If she was having
a manic episode, it would explain the

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elevator in two ways. One everyone
knows about the classic bipolar traits ups and

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downs and emotions, risk behaviors,
and financial, romantic and other aspects of

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life. But what is often not
known is that bipolar can also affect how

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you physically move, just as how
Elisa was moving. And if you take

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into consideration the elevator was in a
dilapidated building on skid Row, you can

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figure that it's not that well maintained. Could be that the electronic eye that

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closes the door was on the fritz
and Elisa was trying to close the door.

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Maybe it didn't seem that way,
but but that's the thing out,

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you know, And her disorder is
causing the oddity in both how she goes

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about it and the way she moves. Oh, so there you go.

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Yeah. Yeah. The second is
that the medications she was on would cause

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the same odd motions if she went
off them without tapering off going cold turkey,

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which someone in a manic state would
do. Yeah. So he goes

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on to kind of discuss some of
the other things about, um, you

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know, theories about how bipolar would
work into her behavior to set the decision

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to get into the tank and things
like that. You know, I just

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wanted to write to kind of help
demystify some of the aspects of mental illness

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and to kind of really get into
the nuts and bolts and say like,

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well, you know, these behaviors, these you know, this particularly disorder

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can affect people in these ways.
And that's awesome. Yeah. I think

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that's awesome. Yeah, thank you
so much for writing that in because I

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think it's um you know, as
he writes here, having a mental illness

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is tough enough without having to worry
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some kind of supernatural force here exactly. So that's awesome. Great to get

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another perspective on that. Yeah,
so thank you, Thank you so much,

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Aunt Antonio. And also, oh
I got a ps here the little

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shop of horrce spoof on the on
the cryptobotany episode was the funniest bit I

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ever heard on podcast anywhere for that
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for that. Yeah, thanks Antonio. Sorry what were you saying, flor

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the hashtag thing. I have an
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since you and I do comedy,
a dark, hateful, very dark,

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disturbing, dusty, dank meme place. But like you and I, you

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and I come from comedy. We
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scene, especially here in Chicago.
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hashtags as a joke, and not
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sort of on a larger scale when
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sentences but it's all in a hashtag. I think I've even tried some of

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that with some of our Twitter post
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see it sometimes as a form of
a joke. Yeah, it's it's a

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it's a type of humor that is
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everybody does it, and not everybody
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like hashtag sorry, hashtag sorry,
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sorry? You know, yeah,
like that La black hashtag if you really

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knew me, you knew I I'm
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you know, like yeah, yeah
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word hashtag yeah yeah exactly. So
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generations that that are coming out than
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there, they're always coming out with
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about the ones that are on my
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get there with. You know,
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a boom box. I don't even
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the social media how it is and
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I I see it from that angle
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all that what Antonio said was doesn't
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it with people that I'm pretty sure
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that that kind of angle, just
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about anything else, but it's just
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of the few things we have experience
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of it from someone who lives with
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Antonio. Dave, we've heard from
you are. I thought it was

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like you are an asshole. I
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dick or something. Nope, Nope, just actually someone named Hugh who says

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greetings Dave and David, greetings Hello, says, really appreciate all the work

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we put into making the show,
and we thank you for that. He's

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got an idea for Patreon, because
when we ask for it, you know

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what we could throw hit me.
So he says, is there any chance

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you might make an album of some
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particular episode fifty six, the Sleepy
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that really stands out as a personal
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he thinks if we did something like
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to offer. That's a great idea, Actually, I I we should put

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some of our intros on there,
like our great our favorite ones. I

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mean, because let's be honest,
they're not they're not all winners. They're

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not all. They're totally not.
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album of just the music, and
we could do like a best of intros

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kind of thing or something. I
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like we've got our favorites. I
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necessarily think it's the funniest one we've
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our when when when we sit down
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our gold standard is the Six Hags
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that we did, because because that
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tight for time, it's dense,
the jokes are great jokes, well you

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know they're there, But yeah,
we like that one. I think puns

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per second, Yeah, puns per
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Dorito Snacks. Yeah, A Raven
with the Gremlin. Yeah, the title,

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but it was a parody of the
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that's one of my personal favorites too. I think, what, what do

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you think your favorite intro is?
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I'm horrible at these questions that like
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Yeah, I can't think of anything
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look back and say, well,
I said this, but I really like

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this one. So I don't know
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like the Gremlin one a lot.
I know we were happy with the G

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I. Joe Ones did. Yeah, the G I Joe one is one

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of my favorite. That's that's really
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one of our first because for me, we'll listen to the podcast for a

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long time, like intros didn't really
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the second season I think into it. Yeah, yeah, it was right

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around it was the summertime because I
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was the first one, and that's
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The Tractor Pull. Yeah, yeah, the podcast podcast podcasts, but we

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we sort of were doing kind of
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just decided to be like, let's
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into a thing. But yeah,
that's a good idea. Well we'll pick

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our our our greatest hits and put
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Great. Thank you, Hugh.
Thanks you Hugh are great. You

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and we are grateful. Oh Jesus, we got a we got a great

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email from Alex and he and he
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Absolutely awesome show. So very glad
that I stumbled headlong into it.

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I've made my way through some pretty
solid portion of your catalog now between my

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absurd commute. Oh he's he's local. Oh yeah, Pilson to Libertyville.

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Oh wow, which means he gets
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better Mexican food in the city than
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is a liberty That's a jaunt.
Yeah, that is a jount. Each

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work day he works as an so
he said, I have headphones and essentially

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all day. Thus the entertainment offered
up if not the appropriate, inappropriate laughter

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outburst, you both cause it my
otherwise silent cube Farm greatly enjoyed, much

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obliged. M He's working on a
theory regarding uh cryptic maybe Bigfoot in particular

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encounters that he thinks that we will
enjoy and appreciate having to do with traumatic

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response in other very real worldly explanation
aspects. I guess I guess that was

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a teaser because he's moving off I
like that keep the cards close to the

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vest um. In the meantime,
I've quit and put up on the Elisia

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Lamb case. Okay, um,
you can see where we're at in our

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listener mill. Yeah. Yeah,
we're working through it. Come on,

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Gemma. My girlfriend and I both
worked very good jobs in our quote unquote

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respectable members of the public at large, but by and by we like to

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cut loose at concerts. I feel
like there's going to be an admission of

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drug use in the immediate future of
this story. Uh, it's it's our

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treat to ourselves and as such,
this tends to involves some things. Yeah,

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I mean ingested to expound the enjoyment
that much more. Cough cough.

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Now. My girlfriend was at a
festival just before meeting me, and a

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fringe friend of her group joined them. She was like, she was a

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girl on many many antidepressant medications,
just like ms Lamb. That girl,

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Uh rolled that night. Okay,
I barely understand this. That means that

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she was on e okay, on
ecstasy. If you're rolling Jesus Christ,

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rolling with homies, rolling with the
homie, because's she's been a real because

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I'm keep been a real, Keep
real, because I'm keeping a real.

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Um. Yeah, rolling, that's
you're rolling when you're on e. Absolutely

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everyone's life Molly nowadays. Aren't they
on Molly nowadays? Uh, they're different

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drugs, Dad, They're different drugs. It's all the same. Just you're

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you're rolling with Molly. You're you're, you're, you're throwing it all away.

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You want to get high, you
get high on life. Get a

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damn job, that'll get you high. That was that was coming home,

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not having to work for the night. That'll get you getting a full night's

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sleep. Get high on that.
Your state. You want to know what

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feels good. You want to know
what tuphor you having your bills paid,

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phone not ringing off the hook with
collectors all night. Try damn house.

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That's great. Did your parents ever
give you the drug talk? No?

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No, no, my my,
My drug talk was this in its entirety.

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Hey, I want to get high, you get high on life.

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End of discussion was like, all
right, well, I'm kind of a

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giant nerd who hangs out at church
all the time. I don't feel like

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drugs are in the cards for me. If I needed them to save my

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life, I couldn't get them anyway, moving on all right back to the

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tail. So she was rolling with
the homies, keeping it real, and

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the interactions of that and her medications
were terrifying. She was seeing things,

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hearing voices, and was utterly paranoid
and ultimately was terrified of being left alone.

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And she also had crazy, crazy
body movements. So he was saying,

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you know, it wouldn't be at
all surprised if if you know,

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seeing this in someone else. He
was like, Wow, this now I'm

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now I'm dealing with this, and
on a first hand basis, that's interesting.

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Yeah, And he said the arm
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for someone on e you know,
like probably in her head, she looked

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amazing. And then he also says
that you know, things get very very

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hot when you're on ecstasy, and
that she could have been you know,

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trying to cool off, trying to
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he said, I know it's flimsy, but the behavior didn't seem possession esque

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to me. Just too many drugs. So a couple of yeah, there's

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you know, there's a lot of
very reasonable explanations. Oh yeah, I

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think that's kind of what we landed
on, too, kind of reaction with

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not me. I was going with
the possession, but uh, you tell

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me I'm a liar. I guess
from the research. You know, we

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we we didn't know if she went
out and partied or whatever, or we

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I think we even mentioned there was
the possibile like maybe somebody slipped or something.

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You know, you never know.
Yeah, but uh yeah, and

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I think I would have to still
lean towards there's you know, a mixture

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of drugs that's maybe something is is
prescription, maybe something direct creational and never

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the two sham meat. Yeah.
Yeah, it's just a bad interaction.

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So he uh sends us off with
a few puns. There was an oil

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baron in America who'd been acting very
strange with a history of illicit substance use,

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and there was a real worry that
he was smoking frack. It's an

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oil baron. It's making still better
than those slimy eats who are very slow,

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who who very slowly tried to conquer
the beaches, the sna aliens.

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Yeah. You know, with all
the race relation issues in this country,

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with the cops and the people,
you'd think that they'd bring in a good

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talker, someone who can spin a
good yarn, you know, maybe Officer

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Edgar Allen po po the officer.
Thank you so much, Thank you,

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Alex. Yes, Alex, when
we get our live venue set up,

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you'll have to come and see it. Yes you will, because your local

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son. We'll probably be closer than
Liberty fail. Yeah, bring us,

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bring us some Alps store man,
well marinated pork. Son. We've heard

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from Jake Jake Busey. No,
did I say it like Jake here the

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teeth. You can't blame Jake for
his dad. Although did you know there's

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another busy kid o and um he
he won't ever go by his first name.

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He just goes by his first initial. Hey, yeah, no,

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because it's not Jake Busey. There
is like another abusey kid who you can

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see it in his face. But
he's like this pretty big cat. This

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guy's like rocking like three three fifty
pounds and he's like a reporter for playboys.

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I guess they're online whatever. Remember
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I spend a bunch of time watch
videos about juggalos. Oh yeah, um

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he he was like doing like a
little brief documentary about the gathering of the

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Juggalos this dude is covered in tattoos. I mean, he he was the

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perfect guy to send it. He
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like, Jesus, there there's like, there's a lot of busy's out there,

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man. Jake says, just discovered
the podcast and loves it. He

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listens to it while drawing or you
know, playing the Vigia Sweet. He

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liked the Hendrikaifek episode and he says, he says, we said something to

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the fact of this would be a
horrifying book. Nobody should do this,

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so he's gonna do it. Yes, that is exactly the kind of people

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I like listening to this podcast.
Oh really, tell me what else I

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can't do it? Jack booted e
thugs audio thugs. Yeah. He says,

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if I wrote a small snippet this, would you guys like to read

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it? And if we liked it, he would try to make it longer.

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So sure, yeah, send it. Send something in, Jake,

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Well, we'll take a gander at
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mostly almost completely mostly leer it sometimes. Thank you Jake. Yeah.

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Oh yes, h finally we're getting
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Here we got an email from uh
Drawzuka draws Zuka. He writes, on

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the contest of pick flores tattoo,
I suggest a chrono knots logo, which

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I'd be happy to draw for you. Oh wow, the reference of my

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art skills he's got on Twitter and
what do you want to check it out?

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It's at draw Zuka spelled just like
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405
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and alternately that the goat woman tattoo
would look pretty baller as a tramp stamp.

406
00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:56.839
Oh did you do the female?
He's not here. He won't answer

407
00:28:56.880 --> 00:28:57.920
you. I would love to see
it. I would love to see a

408
00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:03.920
chrono knots logo. But keep in
mind Less Masterson is the fighter pilot.

409
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:08.000
No Ace Ace fighter pilot and Ace
pilot fighter. Yeah, one of us

410
00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:12.319
brink Man parts was the Ace fighter
pilot. Okay, Less Masterdens is the

411
00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:18.799
pilot fighter. Yeah, you know
it's it's such a brilliant program to create

412
00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:22.519
a unit of men trained just to
fight the pilots. Why why bring the

413
00:29:22.559 --> 00:29:30.039
planes into it? Get them before
they get to the planes. Hang out

414
00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:37.440
that all the volleyball courts. Yeah
yeah, draws Zuka was the one who

415
00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:42.720
did the kick ass female sader and
tweeted it to us. Show me.

416
00:29:44.359 --> 00:29:47.480
Oh sure I didn't see this.
This is awesome. Yeah, it's fun.

417
00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:49.759
I'd love to see a Crononots logo. I haven't even gotten that far

418
00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:53.960
in thinking about it. Yeah,
that's a good point. I barely made

419
00:29:53.960 --> 00:30:00.359
it past h making coronaut legos.
Everybody checked that out, draws Zuka be

420
00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:03.920
impressed. Love to see crona Nuts
logo. Yeah, I'm down. He's

421
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:07.640
got He also hits us up with
some mundane superpowers. Oh yes, give

422
00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:11.359
it to me. How about the
ability to cure yourself of any sickness,

423
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:17.079
illness or disease that includes hangovers and
any anything that shows up on Oregon Trail

424
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:21.759
but every time and anything else that
could show up on potentially say the Oregon

425
00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:25.000
Trail, but every time you use
the power, you take five years off

426
00:30:25.039 --> 00:30:29.599
your life. I mean, you've
got to be real ill to want to

427
00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:32.240
cure it, you know, it
couldn't just be Oh I've got a sniffle

428
00:30:32.759 --> 00:30:37.079
right. Yeah. Oh, and
he's got one last little post it note

429
00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:40.400
here. When we were talking about
Smedley Butler, we mentioned in that him

430
00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:45.000
being the highest decorated marine, which
he was until he died, but was

431
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:51.680
then superseded by the the highest decorated
marine in history, Chesty Puller, because

432
00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:56.720
draw Zuka is a former marine and
so he knows that's right. He also

433
00:30:56.799 --> 00:31:00.599
knows to say good night, Chesty
wherever you are. Huh So, yeah,

434
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:03.720
Chesti Puller. You know, sounds
like a fake name, but that

435
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.880
guys like I was a bad motherfucker. You have to be bad motherfucker to

436
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:14.799
pull that name off. Yeah,
I mean it sounds I meant here.

437
00:31:15.000 --> 00:31:19.240
Chesti Puller is a chrono knot.
He probably is from the year thirty seven

438
00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:23.559
hundred and came back and was like, I like it around here. I'm

439
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:29.960
staying Yeah, Oh I'm colonel.
That's right. Awesome. Thank you so

440
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:33.640
much, draw Zuka Zuka for blasting
us with your talent. Dave, we've

441
00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:38.359
heard back from James the Skeptical Oki. Oh my goodness, good friend James

442
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:42.039
who who had me on his podcast. Oh yes, yes, yes,

443
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:45.440
sorry I couldn't make it on there, and that would be the Unseen Podcast.

444
00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:48.640
Yes, yes, yes, I
listened to it. I'm so sorry

445
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:52.319
I couldn't. That night and Flora
got to hog all the glory you gig

446
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:55.839
do you damn glory hog? I'm
a glory hog, he says. Just

447
00:31:55.880 --> 00:31:57.440
for the hell of it, thought
you guys might like a big foot high

448
00:31:57.480 --> 00:32:05.599
ku oh here we go. Yeah, large, hairy and unknown alien man,

449
00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:12.279
beast or something else. Bigfoot needs
to shave, does need to shave?

450
00:32:12.799 --> 00:32:17.799
Get a job? You're damned hippie. He's also got some tattoo suggest

451
00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:22.400
your home. Oh sweet, that's
Flora gonna get a tattoo of it's it's

452
00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:24.319
been so long. Oh yeah,
no, Flora has to get a tattoo

453
00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:29.160
when we if we get a thousand
likes by the time we do our drunken

454
00:32:29.200 --> 00:32:31.279
episode, that's that was the deal. I don't remember if that was the

455
00:32:31.319 --> 00:32:35.880
deal, but that's the deal.
Now that was I no, no,

456
00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:38.359
just because well, no matter,
dude, do you not want this podcast

457
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:44.160
to be successful? One of them
is I suppose some people believe that the

458
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:47.440
words oh nice, or perhaps can
can he get that above his uh,

459
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:53.039
his front parts? He's got one
of those things coming up. The next

460
00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:59.960
one is proof or gtfo nice,
here's the here's the one that you require?

461
00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:06.960
Did huh? Placebo? And then
a down arrow. Yeah, yeah,

462
00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:12.039
he's back. Or I want to
believe, And there's a silhouette of

463
00:33:12.079 --> 00:33:15.920
Bigfoot and then under that, but
I need proof. I want I want

464
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:20.920
you to I want to believe.
As a trap stamp. One more,

465
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:22.720
he says, how about a sleeve
with all the cryptids we've covered? Left

466
00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:25.680
a right arm my choice. Ah, that'd be awesome, that might be

467
00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:30.519
that might actually be a cool one
if you had the right person. Yeah,

468
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:32.680
you got a cool artist. And
just yeah did a did a whole

469
00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:37.599
sleeve of cryptids? Oh man,
and then like a knuckle tattoos. So

470
00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:43.960
when all four knuckles are out,
it says, miyamyamio, thank you,

471
00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:50.240
James, Yeah, thanks James.
How about the most evil concentrated piece of

472
00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:54.000
rock in the entire fountain, the
evil pebble? Who yeah? Oh right,

473
00:33:54.160 --> 00:33:58.200
hey guys, you're you're handles.
Since I have no friends, I'm

474
00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:04.480
declaring you are my best friends.
Okay, so lonely I accept. But

475
00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:07.079
now I'm mad because you didn't send
us anything for our birthdays. Well,

476
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:13.880
I mean, if we're best friends, dude released a card. It says,

477
00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:15.880
thanks for making my days tolerable.
I found you guys on the Voyage

478
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:19.760
episode when I was knocking around on
the iTunes a few weeks ago, and

479
00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:22.400
now I'm hooked awesome, nice.
I wanted to tell you a story from

480
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:24.719
my childhood. When I was a
kid growing up in Texas, I would

481
00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:30.840
tell my parents about the aliens visiting
me Yich. I called them the pancake

482
00:34:30.920 --> 00:34:34.000
aliens. For the longest time,
I thought I was just having cool dreams

483
00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:37.480
about aliens that played basketball with my
brain and would teach me about geography,

484
00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:42.159
which I have since made a career
of, since they were tall from a

485
00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:45.639
kid's perspective, with flat heads that
to a six year old would seem very

486
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:47.599
much like a pancake. Well,
in recent years, after I left the

487
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:51.679
Army, I had really vivid dreams
of the same things that terrified me.

488
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:54.119
I don't know if it's just a
resurgence for my imagination or what. I

489
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:57.519
tend to be skeptical, but I
thought you guys might take interest there.

490
00:34:57.559 --> 00:35:00.519
You are correct, correct, Yeah, that is weird, because yeah,

491
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:02.159
if if you had, you know, like, kids are so accepting of

492
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:07.119
strange inputs like that that if you
had, I like the idea. It's

493
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:13.880
almost love crafty. And the idea
is an adult having the dreams of a

494
00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:16.960
six year old and being terrified.
Oh man, right, you know,

495
00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:21.119
like, yeah, that's that's pretty
right. It there you go. Also,

496
00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:22.559
what's up with a missing back catalog
on iTunes? There are a lot

497
00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:28.800
of missing and yeah, we unfortunately
iTunes will only give us so much real

498
00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:34.079
estate. And so, uh,
if you want any of the previous episodes,

499
00:35:34.280 --> 00:35:37.880
they're all on our website blurry photos
dot org. You can download them

500
00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:39.400
or you can stream them from the
website. Um. So yeah, I'm

501
00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:43.960
afraid that iTunes will only let us
carry so many episodes at once. Here

502
00:35:44.039 --> 00:35:47.400
here's the reason why I have to
make the file sizes a little bigger to

503
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:51.920
keep the quality. Yeah, if
if I made them smaller, we would

504
00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:55.559
sound like yeah, and you might
notice that some from some other podcasts kind

505
00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:59.719
of sound kind of crappy. Kyl
and Cam on Expanded Perspectives made a good

506
00:35:59.719 --> 00:36:02.239
point. Maybe we're gonna say,
yeah, Kyle and cam I expanded perspective,

507
00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:05.719
it really sounds like no, no, they sound great. They were

508
00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:07.519
just talking about it that episode that
we were on, right, Uh,

509
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:12.280
they were they were talking about how
there's so many podcasts and that audio quality

510
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:15.079
really becomes an issue, like it's
it's it's a it's another thing that will

511
00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:19.679
separate the wheat from the chaff.
Yeah, exactly, So we try to

512
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:22.639
keep that as high as possible.
But yes, all of our episodes are

513
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:24.519
on the website. So if you're
ever looking for a fix from the back

514
00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:29.239
catalog, blurry photos, dot orgy, set you up proper son yep,

515
00:36:29.320 --> 00:36:32.159
and I'm up to like episode forty
one or something on YouTube. If if

516
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:35.280
that's your bag, or just give
us a call on the phone. We'll

517
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:37.679
just like just make up an episode
on the fly and we'll just talk to

518
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:39.079
you about it. You know,
if you call Flora, you can play

519
00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:42.679
the role of Dave Stecco. Call
me, you can be Dave Flora.

520
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:45.159
You know, we'll do that.
Flora. What's your phone number? It's

521
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:49.199
five five five. Oh damn match. I'm not falling for that again anyway.

522
00:36:49.199 --> 00:36:52.079
Thank you, evil Pebble. Thanks
Pebble. Got an email from AAR

523
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:58.199
Foster A R. Foster Automatic Rifle
Foster is his name, Yeah, yep,

524
00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:01.960
and he he he doesn't there there's
no semi auto here. He goes

525
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:08.440
full auto in this in this email, UM wanted to write and say thanks

526
00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:12.519
for the laughs and let us know
that he heard about us through the Chicago

527
00:37:12.599 --> 00:37:15.039
podcast Cooperative. Hey it works so
that, yeah, he writes, so

528
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:20.400
that really does work, and that
those lovely ladies of candy chat have become

529
00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:24.159
a part of my doctor prescribed podcasting
diet. Yes, most doctors will not

530
00:37:24.280 --> 00:37:30.880
prescribe that much candy. His first
episode was Yokai and listen to it about

531
00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:32.760
the same time that hinter Kaifek came
out, and was absolutely hooked from that

532
00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:37.480
point on, with the true crime
ones like hinder Kaifek, Bloody Benders a

533
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:40.239
Lisa Lamb, and the Ghost Stories
being some of his favorites. As someone

534
00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:44.400
who's only recently gotten into the pun
game, I was not expecting to the

535
00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:46.400
podcast to have them, or that
I would enjoy them as much as I

536
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:51.599
have. Yeah, we're always surprised
that we enjoy puns too, because because

537
00:37:51.639 --> 00:37:53.400
I feel like we shouldn't. It's
like it's like a really stinky cheese.

538
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:59.159
You're like, oh, this is
good man. Sometimes it be too stinky,

539
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:01.800
though. You ever get the ones
that really have that that like open

540
00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:06.000
cavern taste. Oh yeah, comes
in through your nose, like the back

541
00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:09.039
of your nose. It's like,
hey, her jaw having a party.

542
00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:15.360
Just thought I'd stop by Kim.
Kim brought some cheese over last time she

543
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:17.880
was in town, and it was
really good. It was like a really

544
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:22.280
like like kind of bree like cheese. And I called it fart in the

545
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:25.320
mouth cheese because it was like you
enjoyed eating it and then it was just

546
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:29.599
like you had a fart in your
mouth fart in the mouth cheese, and

547
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:32.039
still eat it fartmouth cheese. The
hard part about coming up with puns after

548
00:38:32.079 --> 00:38:37.719
listening to the podcast is that I
can't tell what are my puns and what

549
00:38:37.800 --> 00:38:42.000
are you and your listeners puns?
Oh yeah, I get that, but

550
00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:45.239
I feel like I've finally found some
in that that are and I have hope

551
00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:49.280
original actually nut garbage. A church
in my hometown is finally instituted in a

552
00:38:49.320 --> 00:38:52.440
much needed technological innovation. As the
aging attendees to become more and more frail,

553
00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:55.840
the ability for them to watch from
home without having to risk the harsh

554
00:38:55.880 --> 00:39:00.360
outside world has been a massive hit. I always knew that the church which

555
00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:06.599
should get involved with his remote pewing. I used to work at a bookstore

556
00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:09.320
until recently, and one of the
books people are looking for Baby's first book

557
00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:15.960
of anti establishmentism always pick up is
Fight Club by Chuck Palinick. I look

558
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:19.800
forward to hearing your pronunciation of his
name. Yeah about that, I just

559
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:24.480
rolled right through. It's it's pretty
obvious that they just want to get it,

560
00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:29.159
get it because they've seen the movie
and they want to fight people without

561
00:39:29.199 --> 00:39:31.360
really understanding what the book is about. Either way. I've talked to some

562
00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:35.320
people and we've found a safe place
for them to all hang out. We're

563
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:37.760
shopping some names around and the process
has been difficult, but we finally settled

564
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:44.920
on the Lost Brawlony of Dumb and
Broke Island. Wow, Yeah, how

565
00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:49.360
about that? Can a right?
That's the cheese. That's a fart in

566
00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:52.599
your mouth? Is what that is. It's it's delicious and rich, but

567
00:39:52.679 --> 00:40:00.480
then you're like someone fart in my
mouth. Automatic Rifle also included a really

568
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:05.119
great story here that we might actually
use in a future time, so we're

569
00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:08.559
putting it on the side stack.
And finally, a question for you and

570
00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:12.920
I Flora. He read somewhere that
are seemingly strange interest in fears in this

571
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:15.480
life reflected how we lived and died
in our previous life. I've always had

572
00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:19.519
a strange interest in death and dying. And they've always been afraid of knives

573
00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:22.840
hitting bone. So if the theories
to be believed, I was probably a

574
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:25.719
mortician in a previous life who was
stabbed to death with a knife. I

575
00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:31.000
feel like most everyone's afraid of knives
hitting bone. I don't feel like that's

576
00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:37.119
a terribly unique one. I know, I personally am not a Yeah,

577
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:44.920
it's in the bone the ball.
Excuse me, your balls are showing you

578
00:40:44.960 --> 00:40:49.480
know? Actually I always uh,
and this is in the most random times.

579
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:52.679
This is a true thing. I
have this image in my head of

580
00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:58.119
rebar stuck through my left arm,
like in three places. Wow. And

581
00:40:58.119 --> 00:41:01.320
I don't know where it comes from. You you feel from something you had

582
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:05.559
to have fallen and gotten him paled
on it. I'm guessing, Oh my

583
00:41:05.639 --> 00:41:10.679
god, what if I was a
bridge man over the Colorado something then I

584
00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:16.920
fell and missed the concrete on the
rebar and up my left arm. Then

585
00:41:16.920 --> 00:41:23.599
they left me there because they're a
bunch of dicks. I was a podcast.

586
00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:30.239
You got a good Willie Nelson as
a solid Willie Nelson. What about

587
00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:35.360
your flora? No, I ain't
scared nothing nice Uh No, I mean

588
00:41:35.400 --> 00:41:38.760
I can't think of anything I I
I'm okay with heights. Uh. Oh,

589
00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:43.360
you know what, maybe I do
have something. Sometimes I'll get the

590
00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:46.719
sensation of falling, but I'm sure
everybody does it at some point or there.

591
00:41:46.760 --> 00:41:51.079
But when I when I drink a
lot of bourbon, well when I

592
00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:57.199
when I play a video game and
my character will go off a cliff or

593
00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:00.320
you know, or if you're going
down the side of a mountain or there's

594
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:02.159
a big drop, you get that. In Minecraft, I get that mine

595
00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:07.639
crag and my heart does a sort
of like kind of jump or like a

596
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:09.679
flutter, you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm afraid of like VR

597
00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:15.000
Minecraft. Oh yeah, that'd be
weird. But I don't know if there's

598
00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:19.239
anything you know, if that's something
or if that's just something everybody gets.

599
00:42:19.239 --> 00:42:22.920
But true, that's that's about it. Other than that a bunch of shot

600
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:25.000
up. I don't give no shots. Yeah, look at this badass Assault

601
00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:28.480
rifle. Foster writes, keep up
the great work, thanks for all the

602
00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:30.599
laughs. And I know you don't
like people apologizing for long emails, but

603
00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:36.840
seriously, look at all the shit
typed out. What a mess? Well

604
00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:39.760
done, Assault Rifle. Yeah indeed, all right, uh, he writes,

605
00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:44.639
r Foster, who believes that others
should give nicknames because giving yourself one

606
00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:50.920
is for squares. So true.
Fully automatic Rifle Foster, thanks for writing.

607
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:55.239
Thank you, Dave. We've heard
from Geno. Oh relatively new fan

608
00:42:55.280 --> 00:43:00.880
found us through Alcoholywood. Oh sweet, So thanks to those guys. Loves

609
00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:06.039
the show and as a Scott A
Scott with a subscription to Scots Magazine,

610
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:12.199
as Scott Scott really like they I'm
clearly I'm our episode actually been up to

611
00:43:12.199 --> 00:43:15.599
the summit of Ben mcdoo before,
on a day where there wasn't much Fog

612
00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:22.480
felt pretty secure, but a woman
they met on the walk swore she felt

613
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:27.960
something oppressive about the place. She
said she didn't really think about that again

614
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:30.000
until she heard our episode, and
you know, it was glad to hear

615
00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:34.920
something that wasn't just Nessie out of
Scotland. Yeah, and she'll finish with

616
00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:37.159
a pun. She says, I'm
not very good at them, but if

617
00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:38.679
the Scottish gave up just because they
weren't good at something, we wouldn't have

618
00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:43.599
football teams. And then where else
would we get our institutionalized racism and Catholic

619
00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:52.119
Protestant rivalries church She blames sports I'm
from a place called the Inner Hebrides,

620
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:59.880
from an island Oh bomba bom bomb
Hebrides overture. It's a great one.

621
00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:04.760
Flora knows about classical music from an
island called Tire. In the Outer Hebrides,

622
00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:07.000
there's also an island called the Isle
of Lewis, and on it are

623
00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:10.559
some pretty great pre Christian monuments.
One of them is sort of like the

624
00:44:10.599 --> 00:44:19.480
Scottish Stonehenge, the Calendish Stones.
They just call it Steene Stenge. They're

625
00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:22.079
somewhere in the ballpark of five thousand
years old and whilst they form a circle

626
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:25.800
in the monument center, stones coming
out from the circle form a big cross.

627
00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:30.679
A couple days ago there was this
horrible gust that blew through the Hebrides,

628
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:32.760
and the storm was so bad it
actually blew some of the Colendish stones

629
00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:37.280
over. Because they're in a cross
shape, they all fell onto one another

630
00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:40.320
like dominoes. Now they're all at
an angle, still standing but leaning on

631
00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:45.679
one another. So they've renamed them. Now they call them the fallen Ish

632
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:53.960
Stones. Ps. I've written a
Scots magazine about the inclusion of a section

633
00:44:55.559 --> 00:45:00.559
pending response. Hell yeah, it
was it a I should It was a

634
00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:14.599
there's a luster of the week Angus
Mccimnana. That would be great. Len

635
00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:22.599
No, all right, thank you, Jenno, Hey Flora. Yeah,

636
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:27.400
got an email here from Ay.
It's that bloke again, that bloke again.

637
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:32.480
He writes, greetings from dand real
greetings bloke. Yeah, he writes,

638
00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:37.039
I'm not gonna sugarcoat this. You're
Rosie. You're Rossie pronounced Aussie,

639
00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:42.599
not Aussie accents, a territ bull
and I'd like to offer some tips.

640
00:45:44.199 --> 00:45:52.800
Oh here's the thing. From day
one we have said how terrible those accents

641
00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:55.440
are. Yeah, I don't know, and I think that we cannot do.

642
00:45:55.719 --> 00:46:00.239
Yeah, this bloke is just agreeing, but he put some point in

643
00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:01.280
here. This is good. Here
we go, Here we go. Don't

644
00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:08.559
pronounce unimportant vowels. What an Australian
concept. You're wasting your time. You're

645
00:46:08.599 --> 00:46:15.159
racing ten. Yeah, we're inherent
lazy. So we'll shorten words of every

646
00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:22.800
chance. Australia, Australia, Australia. That afternoon is r vovo avo.

647
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:27.840
What are you up to? Chop
chop? See, this is the kind

648
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:31.000
of that Alan was saying to me
that I could never understand. Chap,

649
00:46:32.199 --> 00:46:38.960
John, you want to talk through
your nose. Your mouth is is there

650
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:44.639
purely for the consumption of alcohol.
Don't wear it out with talking. Never

651
00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:47.679
answer a question with the answer,
answer with what the answer is it?

652
00:46:50.159 --> 00:46:52.360
Sometimes Hey, well you I'm not
mad? No bad? No bad?

653
00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:57.719
How big is it not? A
huge? Not edge? Uh? Related

654
00:46:57.800 --> 00:47:01.719
is the response yeah nah, which
which means no, or now yeah,

655
00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:07.159
which means yes now yeah nah.
Could be anybody thing, so best changed

656
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:14.039
the subject to footy or beer.
This is great. Yeah, more from

657
00:47:14.039 --> 00:47:17.119
you, bloke. You're helping.
Why aren't you writing a guide? Toss

658
00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:22.639
to strike, also related as the
insult versus familiarity tangent when greeting people,

659
00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:27.599
basically call your mates at toole and
your enemy's mate. No, I don't

660
00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:30.039
know why, no one does.
We just do it, Dave and I

661
00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:38.320
do that too. Keep your allus
close and your mates um so yeah,

662
00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:40.559
I reckon. Those tips should help
you out, but to be sure,

663
00:47:40.559 --> 00:47:45.400
you should probably do an episode on
ausy mysteries and or cryptids to really give

664
00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:47.559
you a chance to practice the nuances. Until next time, keep up the

665
00:47:47.599 --> 00:47:52.519
great work. Thank you very much. Hey it's that bloke again. Ah,

666
00:47:53.360 --> 00:48:00.760
well, I mean we now yeah, we will Uh. Yeah,

667
00:48:01.039 --> 00:48:07.719
but we won't not we won't.
We could we could um yeah because we

668
00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:10.320
did. Uh the bun yip.
That was pretty great. But there are

669
00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:14.199
there are so many more things.
What else there? Um? Uh you

670
00:48:14.880 --> 00:48:16.480
were in one one of the miscrypted
Yeah, I was gonna say we had

671
00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:19.599
then the MISCRYPTID. So yeah,
we've got a few more. I would

672
00:48:19.599 --> 00:48:22.800
love to do that because I you
know me, that's an accent. I

673
00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:24.840
love to butcher. So, thank
you, thank you. That was a

674
00:48:24.880 --> 00:48:30.719
great one we've heard from. Oh
Jesus Cross it's the tap dancing kaiser all

675
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:37.559
right, all right, I got
the car Hi Joshu jap tap kaisers outside

676
00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:42.480
jap Ju stopped buying that piano.
He'll harry you. He's up on that

677
00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:45.760
flag pole like I don't want to
know any party. You're damn dancing line.

678
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:49.800
You felt the old crowd. You
come to my house, You're you

679
00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:52.840
try, you're trying to steal whatever
you want with your with your shiny dancing

680
00:48:52.840 --> 00:48:58.840
shoes and shi spark on your hat. Well yea, what's what's what's what's

681
00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:00.000
the what's a big idea? Har
yeah yeah hahp me what that hell?

682
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:14.800
Many as Jimmy Stewart is stammer,
it's funny. We were watching Wonderful Life

683
00:49:14.840 --> 00:49:19.119
this this Christmas and it's just funny. The scene where he finally like him

684
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:23.880
and Mary like kiss oh, and
it's just like me like shit shakes her

685
00:49:24.159 --> 00:49:29.239
like he's like confessing his love,
but he's also angry at her and he's

686
00:49:29.239 --> 00:49:32.079
just screaming about all the he doesn't
want right and he just he shakes the

687
00:49:32.119 --> 00:49:35.920
hell out of her and then they
just like put their necks on each other's

688
00:49:35.960 --> 00:49:40.320
faces and stuff. Yeah, there's
that type mouth like toothmash like Judge,

689
00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:44.760
Judge, George. The guy's on
the phone, like what's going on?

690
00:49:44.880 --> 00:49:50.880
Yeah, Hey, so the tap
Dan tap dance And Kaiser says, got

691
00:49:50.880 --> 00:49:53.719
to the Black Eyed Kids episode.
He said, he's grandpa fought in Europe

692
00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:58.360
during World War Two. This might
actually be a tap dance and Kaiser dude.

693
00:49:59.280 --> 00:50:01.760
One day early in his deployment fame
why my little brother was a war

694
00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:07.639
hero. His squad had been pinned
down in a building all day from sniper

695
00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:10.920
fire. Their captain wasn't going to
risk losing any men on the darkness,

696
00:50:10.960 --> 00:50:15.800
so he decided to keep him there
overnight. Said a company of Sherman's were

697
00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:20.840
too far away to offer any assistant
that's tanks, so they blocked off all

698
00:50:20.920 --> 00:50:23.320
the windows and doors except for one. As his story goes, he was

699
00:50:23.360 --> 00:50:29.199
pulling duty guarding the door when a
light but persistent knocking began. He immediately

700
00:50:29.199 --> 00:50:32.360
grabbed his rifle and moved towards the
door. At this moment, he described

701
00:50:32.400 --> 00:50:37.000
a feeling of great and anxiety that
he hadn't felt since D Day. He

702
00:50:37.079 --> 00:50:39.760
still went to the door and was
able to look outside through a crack.

703
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:44.519
He expected that he would see a
German soldier standing there, but it was

704
00:50:44.559 --> 00:50:50.400
only two children. Weird said he
couldn't shake that uneasy feeling as he cracked

705
00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:52.280
the door open. One of the
kids was looking down. The other seemed

706
00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:55.519
to be between eleven and twelve.
He looked up and down the alley to

707
00:50:55.559 --> 00:50:59.599
make sure the Germans weren't around,
because this could be a ruse to capture

708
00:50:59.639 --> 00:51:02.079
them in It was at this moment
that he realized that before they had taken

709
00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:07.159
this defensive position, they cleared all
the buildings of civilians, and the only

710
00:51:07.159 --> 00:51:10.280
way to the other side of town
was down the road that these snippers occupied.

711
00:51:10.880 --> 00:51:14.719
He looked back at the children,
and that's when he saw the eyes

712
00:51:15.239 --> 00:51:19.559
completely black and hollow. They asked
if they could come inside and go to

713
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:22.800
the bathroom. Totally unnerved, my
grandpa slammed the door. He went and

714
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:25.920
got his replacement for duty and told
him what he had seen. The other

715
00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:30.920
soldier cracked the door and said he
saw nothing. He told my grandpa he'd

716
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:34.119
better get some sleep. His eyes
were playing tricks on him. And so

717
00:51:34.159 --> 00:51:36.760
the kaiser says, I would have
asked my grandpa about what happened, but

718
00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:39.599
he passed away several years ago.
He can't be for certain if this was

719
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:45.199
embellishment or if he really had seen
black eyed kids. Either way, it

720
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:50.119
was already a terrifying story. You're
pinned down at night, right yeah,

721
00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:52.960
and then and then the black eyed
kids are like, hell, let me

722
00:51:52.000 --> 00:51:55.639
make this worse for you, oh
man, great story, tap dancing kaiser.

723
00:51:55.960 --> 00:51:59.440
No, no, no, get
on back out of here. We

724
00:51:59.760 --> 00:52:01.800
don't want you in Bedford Fall.
I don't want your black eyes. I

725
00:52:01.840 --> 00:52:05.480
don't want you use in my bathroom. I don't watch you plastics. I

726
00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:13.159
don't want gotta shut my daughter Zuoso
out here to paint your balls all over

727
00:52:13.199 --> 00:52:15.920
the shide of this house. I
understand me. What if Jimmy Stewart was

728
00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:22.920
actually some sort of early bionic man, just like, you're gonna get out

729
00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:28.039
of here, and I'm gonna show
you how. Let me just drop this

730
00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:31.840
creek here. Well, the shavings
alone had the money they have that,

731
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:36.679
they had the damn technology. Now
I can just lift this car away from

732
00:52:36.719 --> 00:52:45.599
the tree. I'm not. His
nemesis is a robotic man in a wheelchair

733
00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:51.559
named pot R. I was like
you, George, they couldn't save my

734
00:52:51.679 --> 00:52:54.519
legs. Now I just sit here
and plan, and this whole town will

735
00:52:54.639 --> 00:53:01.840
be mine. You're not gonna get
it in that pot R. Jesus,

736
00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:07.159
there you go. That's our next
radio play. Oh god, I got

737
00:53:07.159 --> 00:53:10.280
an email here from Peyton Bob this
very simple question. Peyton Bob sent us

738
00:53:10.280 --> 00:53:16.679
a copy of Zaro the Gay Blade
with a Hamilton's Uh, George, George

739
00:53:16.679 --> 00:53:21.719
Hamilton once to know if we watched
it yet. We haven't, and it's

740
00:53:21.800 --> 00:53:23.360
my fault. We had a whole
night planned out. As a matter of

741
00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:29.079
fact, Flora's girlfriend even made up
a cocktail called a gay Blade. Uh.

742
00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:31.840
And I ended up having to leave
for work. I had had to

743
00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:34.920
get out of town for a couple
of days. It makes me sounds like

744
00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:37.159
I was fleeing something. I had
to go to one of our offices and

745
00:53:37.199 --> 00:53:40.159
I for work. I had to
leave, so I ruined the whole thing.

746
00:53:40.159 --> 00:53:44.039
And we haven't gotten a rescheduled yet, but we did have a hole

747
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:45.519
to do about it. Actually,
we built a little little little evening and

748
00:53:45.599 --> 00:53:49.480
had some friends over about it.
So once we get that reschedule, which

749
00:53:49.480 --> 00:53:52.039
should be pretty soon, it's a
good time for that, so we can

750
00:53:52.039 --> 00:53:55.440
get that done. So that's entirely
my fault. That's my fart. That's

751
00:53:55.480 --> 00:54:00.719
your fart. That's my fart,
Payton, Bob soart, that's so get

752
00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:01.639
to it, Peyton, Yeah,
we damn right. We Well, I

753
00:54:01.639 --> 00:54:05.920
can't wait because I feel like I
saw it when I was super young,

754
00:54:05.960 --> 00:54:08.239
but I don't remember it very well
because I think it was it was a

755
00:54:08.280 --> 00:54:15.519
double feature of that and love it
first bite, double fete. All right,

756
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:16.679
So thanks Peyton, Bob. Yeah, well, we'll get to it

757
00:54:16.760 --> 00:54:22.159
and we will report as soon as
we do to rout. We've heard from

758
00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:30.159
ladies underscores Pumpkin sixty nine. Oh
yeah, sure, it's not hit that

759
00:54:30.239 --> 00:54:34.320
blunt four twenty six nine six nine
six nine six nine. It's not Nope,

760
00:54:34.679 --> 00:54:37.079
that one was taken. Great podcast, guys, Still on my first

761
00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:42.239
season, just finished the channeling episode. Here's a story. My girlfriend visits

762
00:54:42.239 --> 00:54:45.159
a healer, but I am supportive
of her, so I avoid criticizing in

763
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:47.519
front of her. So she tells
me she saw a few dead relatives and

764
00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:52.639
a guardian angel. Oh, the
healer gets her into a trance, something

765
00:54:52.639 --> 00:54:57.119
like crystallizing healing, that's the term
she uses. And then my girlfriend says

766
00:54:57.119 --> 00:55:00.840
she can see a room with windows, and then the healer asked her what

767
00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:05.800
she can see, so the girlfriend
replies with windows, chests covered in dust,

768
00:55:06.000 --> 00:55:09.280
random items going to be a room
of requirement. Then she asked her

769
00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:13.760
to pick them up and get it
out, but girlfriend says it's heavy,

770
00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:16.800
So the healer says that guardian angel
will help you lift the items, and

771
00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:22.159
then outside it disappears, I guess
into diamond dust and these items are apparently

772
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:29.119
baggage which she carries like mental emotions. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot

773
00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:31.960
of symbolism going on there. And
then she said and dead relatives they visit

774
00:55:32.000 --> 00:55:35.840
her and tell her now they are
at peace, and they go into the

775
00:55:35.920 --> 00:55:42.360
light. Then there is a very
flat emoji face. Any who I supported

776
00:55:42.360 --> 00:55:44.519
her a lot because I thought,
you know, to help her with a

777
00:55:44.599 --> 00:55:49.559
constant stress and wearying and surprise,
it didn't, he says. I just

778
00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:52.119
felt it was a cash churning bs
oh, and he gives a certificate for

779
00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:59.880
one of those numerous things that we
put it on the pile. But anyway,

780
00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:04.199
you know what, uh, that's
that's kind of how we always show

781
00:56:04.280 --> 00:56:06.119
up to these you know, how
we end up on these things. It's

782
00:56:06.119 --> 00:56:07.360
like, you know, I guess
it could help. If it makes your

783
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:10.440
life go better, why the hell
not? But I agree, I feel

784
00:56:10.440 --> 00:56:14.960
like it's a predatory practice. It
is. It is a bit tis a

785
00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:19.400
bit. Yeah, but thanks for
writing, Sharon. I love that name.

786
00:56:20.480 --> 00:56:22.639
Got one from Brook here. Brooke
writes, Hi, my name is

787
00:56:22.639 --> 00:56:27.199
Brooke, Hi Brook, and I
totally dig your show. Thank you.

788
00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:30.920
I'm a graphic designer and love listening
to your podcast as I draw at work.

789
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:35.960
Noise and then she's got a great
show subgestion because she doesn't feel like

790
00:56:35.960 --> 00:56:42.679
we have enough episodes about goblins.
We tried, big dumb goblins. Yeah,

791
00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:45.920
can they get out? Will they
get out? Will? Here comes

792
00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:50.480
Jordan, big town bubbling, flying
through the air like a big dumb Goblin.

793
00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:54.679
Actually, I mean, hey,
we've done Gremlins. Yeah, yeah,

794
00:56:54.760 --> 00:56:59.159
so problem goblins are different. And
she even went so far as to,

795
00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:00.760
uh do our work for us?
Yeah, hit us up with a

796
00:57:01.039 --> 00:57:05.559
yeah, a huge amount of links
and stuff. So thanks for the prepackaged

797
00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:09.400
episode. Yeah I did get put
on that brook. You got another one

798
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:14.960
here from uh Connor the con Man? Right, Hello gents, Hi,

799
00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:21.360
hey on your most recent Bullstone Looking
at the day with General Ironicus. Oh

800
00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:23.199
hey hey we're cutting up. Yeah
yeah, yeah, Fargo was mentioned.

801
00:57:23.199 --> 00:57:27.480
Funnily enough, one of the characters
from the TV series, if that that

802
00:57:27.559 --> 00:57:30.159
was what was references, played by
a former classmates of my younger sister.

803
00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:34.440
She plays the Brady daughter, the
mob leader. Also, yeah, the

804
00:57:34.440 --> 00:57:37.320
whole the only white men can safely
travel back in time thing. I generally

805
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:42.840
agree, except in some instances of
fiction, specifically related to Japanese animation.

806
00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:46.800
Uh you got us there, Stein's
Gate. Stein's Gate is one such series

807
00:57:46.840 --> 00:57:51.519
where race is not a factor,
and in an added bonus, said series

808
00:57:51.599 --> 00:57:55.119
makes us makes use of the whole. John Tytor versus certain certain story.

809
00:57:55.360 --> 00:57:59.119
I don't know what that means.
Yeah. John Teter was the guy that

810
00:57:59.280 --> 00:58:01.320
showed up in times square. I
think is that the one and he got

811
00:58:01.400 --> 00:58:06.000
hit by a car or something.
I'm not yeah, I'm not too familiar.

812
00:58:06.039 --> 00:58:07.440
But well, you know what,
now you've made us. Thank Connor,

813
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:12.280
and he says, happy, have
a happy new Year, Happy new

814
00:58:12.360 --> 00:58:21.679
Year. Happy. You'll like that, So thank you con Man, Thanks

815
00:58:21.679 --> 00:58:25.400
com man, Dave, we've heard
from Lex Lex are you an evil super

816
00:58:25.400 --> 00:58:30.440
person? A super person? Hey
David Dave? Oh hi writing and to

817
00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:35.400
say I still love your stuff and
tearfully forcing my boyfriend to convert to blur

818
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:40.039
reeverism. Nice ye tearfully Okay,
so says any chance of you two ever

819
00:58:40.079 --> 00:58:45.519
playing a brief game with the illustrious
Kin Height would make for fantastic leastening.

820
00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:50.400
I'd like that. I'd be down
with that. The hard truth be told.

821
00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:52.480
The hard thing is Ken is very
much the man in demand. He

822
00:58:52.639 --> 00:58:57.320
is a demanded man. He travels
a lot, he's he does a ton

823
00:58:57.360 --> 00:59:00.599
of like cons and stuff. Yeah, um, we probably have to rope

824
00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:02.480
a couple more people in to actually
do a tabletop thing. I think it'd

825
00:59:02.480 --> 00:59:06.000
be fun to do it, be
great, you know what, you know

826
00:59:06.000 --> 00:59:07.280
what you don't be fun to do
about that? That might make a great

827
00:59:07.280 --> 00:59:13.079
Patreon reward. Oh yeah, if
we just gamed for like an afternoon,

828
00:59:13.320 --> 00:59:15.599
broke that into a bunch of episodes, and that'd be that'd be a ton

829
00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:19.679
of fun. I love that idea. That's that's not not bad, not

830
00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:22.079
bad. I think I'll say this, Oh yeah, it's not bad.

831
00:59:23.719 --> 00:59:28.199
I think Ken would definitely rather be
a player. Yeah, ye oh yeah,

832
00:59:28.280 --> 00:59:31.199
I think I think. Don't quote
me on this, but I feel

833
00:59:31.239 --> 00:59:36.840
like Ken might get roped into a
lot of gaming scenarios because he knows,

834
00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:40.400
yeah, because he's great at it. Also, he has a podcast about

835
00:59:40.599 --> 00:59:45.039
gaming and how to make gaming awesome
all the time. Maybe maybe Ironicus could

836
00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:49.320
game master at who Yeah, there
you go. Last question, how much

837
00:59:49.320 --> 00:59:54.079
would it cost for a full Blurry
photos liquor beer album. I'd pitch in

838
00:59:54.119 --> 00:59:57.920
at least seven dollars for that work
of art. I'll tell you what.

839
00:59:58.400 --> 01:00:04.159
We We have discussed that more than
you can possibly imagine. We both really

840
01:00:04.320 --> 01:00:10.239
enjoyed making up the country songs,
so so you might get you you might

841
01:00:10.280 --> 01:00:14.840
get your your wish on that one. We had a lot of fun doing

842
01:00:14.880 --> 01:00:21.000
that biment all on my roof.
I saw big food and I took his

843
01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:27.400
class of Champagne, I kick that
son of a bitch and the sas crotchet

844
01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:32.280
and no no, no, no, no, no no no. Those

845
01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:38.079
are just a couple of teasers for
you. Thank you, Lex Yeah,

846
01:00:38.079 --> 01:00:42.840
thanks, Uh, it would be
it would be a sort of a a

847
01:00:43.000 --> 01:00:45.960
zydecoat kind of sound though, because
I could, I could pull out the

848
01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:49.079
old accordion. Oh yeah, and
I've got the acoustic guitar here, so

849
01:00:49.320 --> 01:00:52.239
yeah, what terrything else would be
probably be electronic, but we well you

850
01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:57.239
just find out the people that are
musicians. Well, yes, well I'll

851
01:00:57.280 --> 01:01:01.039
break gilt the old upright bass.
No what a sound? Yeah what what?

852
01:01:01.039 --> 01:01:04.559
What? What? It doesn't have
I don't have pickups from my upright

853
01:01:04.599 --> 01:01:07.079
bass, so we'd have to like
really shove a microphone into it. Oh

854
01:01:07.119 --> 01:01:12.599
we'd be fine. Yeah, that's
right. I can. I can.

855
01:01:12.679 --> 01:01:15.199
I can take bass, accordion and
guitar. I can take the blues for

856
01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:30.280
a walk on that thing, Flora. We got an email from Creeping Tom.

857
01:01:32.360 --> 01:01:43.079
Thanks for keeping your curtains open.
Creeping Tom rights, Hello, wait,

858
01:01:43.159 --> 01:01:49.480
no, I just wanted you write
to say how much I enjoy blue

859
01:01:49.800 --> 01:01:54.000
photo. It's Creeping Vincent's Creeping Vincent, but it's still fun to do.

860
01:01:55.360 --> 01:01:59.599
I'm a comic book artist and you
help keep me saying during the long hours

861
01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:01.880
of drawing and redrawing. I especially
enjoyed the wind to Goo episode as it

862
01:02:01.920 --> 01:02:06.159
reminded me of a strange event during
my own childhood. The woods near my

863
01:02:06.199 --> 01:02:08.559
home were haunted by a creature said
to be a windigo, but which turned

864
01:02:08.559 --> 01:02:12.480
out to be nothing more than a
local man in a faked up monster suit.

865
01:02:13.400 --> 01:02:19.239
It was just a pretend, he
go, I see, yeah,

866
01:02:19.320 --> 01:02:22.280
you got us, you fish,
I guess, he said, best wishes

867
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:25.519
and thanks for the laughs. Creeping
Tom from the UK once to let us

868
01:02:25.559 --> 01:02:30.800
know he's a three on the first
Vandyke scale. Oh wow, invoding me

869
01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:42.320
now, thanks Creeping Tom. We
had a pretend to go, we did.

870
01:02:44.360 --> 01:02:51.519
I saw it and lets me touch
the glove. She I don't even

871
01:02:51.519 --> 01:02:54.960
know what that means. It just
sounded right. Uh day, we've heard

872
01:02:55.000 --> 01:03:06.960
from dog because Kitty Lunar Kitty says, I would like to send you to

873
01:03:07.039 --> 01:03:13.480
the penalty box. After that intro, Yeah this is for the cropus Knocked

874
01:03:13.480 --> 01:03:19.079
episode says I'm either missing out on
or just not discussing the bizarre as it

875
01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:22.960
sounds interesting, though as you all
had so much damn losing your mind fun.

876
01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:24.800
It's okay, but I bet many
of us are curious what all you

877
01:03:25.119 --> 01:03:29.800
would sell at a Crumpus mini festival. I thought, didn't we tell the

878
01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:34.079
people there was like the balloon hats
and the T shirts. I don't there

879
01:03:34.159 --> 01:03:37.079
wasn't a ton for sailors. I
think the only crafts that I recall is

880
01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:40.480
there was hats, some signs in
the balloon hats. Yeah, they the

881
01:03:40.519 --> 01:03:44.960
balloon hats had some T shirts that
they sold out of pretty quickly, and

882
01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:47.480
so yeah, some T shirts that
also sold out. They had this thing

883
01:03:47.519 --> 01:03:52.639
called Harm's Way where you could get
molested. Yah, walked through it and

884
01:03:52.679 --> 01:03:54.920
just get beat as you walked through. Ye. We took our picture with

885
01:03:55.000 --> 01:04:00.800
the Christmas Drag queen and the uh
the rest of the crew, which but

886
01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:04.079
the hula angels. Yeah, I
don't know. I guess we didn't.

887
01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:09.559
I guess we didn't discuss it enough. Yeah, you know what, there

888
01:04:09.679 --> 01:04:13.920
wasn't enough to really call it a
bizarre Yeah. That feel like that might

889
01:04:13.960 --> 01:04:15.599
get fixed. Yeah, I feel
like, yeah, I think they're gonna

890
01:04:15.639 --> 01:04:20.320
attract more vendors because they really there
was like three things for sale Yeah,

891
01:04:20.119 --> 01:04:23.920
yeah, maybe we could. Maybe
we could set up a booth there.

892
01:04:24.280 --> 01:04:27.119
Maybe maybe we could call him up
and just be like, hey, yeah,

893
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:30.239
you've got plenty of room, right, we'd like to make money off

894
01:04:30.280 --> 01:04:32.719
of you. But you know what, we haven't had a penalty box for

895
01:04:32.719 --> 01:04:35.800
a while. I feel like there's
some things that yeah, people have.

896
01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:40.559
Yeah, I'm surprised this is the
first mention that we've gotten. So thank

897
01:04:40.599 --> 01:04:44.679
you, Luna Kitty. Yeah,
goes amas, Luna Kitty. I got

898
01:04:44.679 --> 01:04:50.400
a one two combo from Cthulu Hungers. He writes, awesome, miss A

899
01:04:50.440 --> 01:04:54.880
is always guys, that Mel's whole
episode maybe my new favorite. Just about

900
01:04:54.920 --> 01:04:58.840
Tailin' Stecco observed that he literally saw
the baby in the baby looked at him.

901
01:05:00.079 --> 01:05:02.760
Also writes awesome job on the Lovecraft
episode. Hey, thanks, I

902
01:05:02.840 --> 01:05:05.800
wanted to wait to write to tell
you I could throw ten bucks your way

903
01:05:05.840 --> 01:05:10.079
since I offered five for a penalty
box stint that you guys blew that completely

904
01:05:10.119 --> 01:05:13.199
out of the water, So enjoy. Thank you very much. Yeah,

905
01:05:13.280 --> 01:05:16.400
thank you. Love the goofy Yell
and Dagon and the idea that Naralatha tep

906
01:05:16.519 --> 01:05:24.039
ended the world early just to show
that one Heckler and he also hits us

907
01:05:24.039 --> 01:05:27.559
with a pun. There's a new
restaurant in the old New York neighborhood.

908
01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:30.760
It's just a vacant lot where they
only serve mutton. They cook it by

909
01:05:30.800 --> 01:05:32.519
lowering a sheep into a bottomless pit
in the back, and you eat while

910
01:05:32.599 --> 01:05:36.360
huddling over a hot bucket of burning
ice. The men in black are trying

911
01:05:36.360 --> 01:05:40.639
to shut it down, so don't
miss your chance to visit Mel's kitchen.

912
01:05:42.800 --> 01:05:49.159
Nice. Thanks, Hungers Dagone.
You have to be a real daredevil to

913
01:05:49.239 --> 01:05:54.719
live there. I mean only if
you want to keep up with the Jessica

914
01:05:54.800 --> 01:05:58.320
Jones. Though, Oh my god, I'm gonna put you in a looke

915
01:05:58.400 --> 01:06:05.559
cage there. It is taste of
this iron fist Dave we've heard from Mandy.

916
01:06:06.039 --> 01:06:10.960
Oh Mandy. Mandy says, I
feel as if I need to defend

917
01:06:11.039 --> 01:06:15.280
my profession as an anthropologist. Okay, oh oh, no, will did

918
01:06:15.280 --> 01:06:20.159
you do? Flora? In regards
to artifacts found out of contexts, when

919
01:06:20.280 --> 01:06:25.599
someone finds something of significance like a
knife under a rock, for example,

920
01:06:25.880 --> 01:06:28.719
and they move it and clean all
the dirt off of it, it loses

921
01:06:28.760 --> 01:06:32.599
about ninety percent of the potential information
they can learn from it that anthropologists could

922
01:06:32.679 --> 01:06:36.079
learn from it. Yeah, bugs
or any other organic material can be used

923
01:06:36.079 --> 01:06:41.639
to date the object. Soil surrounding
the fine can be tested for disturbance.

924
01:06:42.000 --> 01:06:45.440
Anthropologists would also want to test the
surrounding area for other items of significance,

925
01:06:45.760 --> 01:06:49.239
as well as for signs of habitation. So if you find something and want

926
01:06:49.239 --> 01:06:54.920
to be taken seriously by anyone in
the anthropology or archaeology field, you need

927
01:06:54.960 --> 01:06:58.800
to leave it where you found it
as undisturbed as possible. In calling an

928
01:06:58.800 --> 01:07:03.480
expert makes sense. Photography is a
great way to document something without disturbingant you

929
01:07:03.519 --> 01:07:08.519
know context. Yeah, yeah,
what does Is there any indicate or what

930
01:07:08.559 --> 01:07:12.880
episode this is referring to? Uh
oh, it was that episode where we

931
01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:15.519
found um where we found that pirate
treasure and just kicked sand all over it

932
01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:18.440
and then then did a dance around
it, then dug it up and then

933
01:07:18.440 --> 01:07:23.599
pissed in the hole. Right,
I knew something about that. It's in

934
01:07:23.719 --> 01:07:27.159
wrong to me as I was doing
it, she says. For a fun,

935
01:07:27.280 --> 01:07:30.199
lighthearted look at what's something like this
would look like? You know,

936
01:07:30.239 --> 01:07:34.119
if you want to go through the
archaeological anthropological process of something, to take

937
01:07:34.119 --> 01:07:39.119
a look at the book Motail of
Mysteries by David mcaulay. Okay, I

938
01:07:39.199 --> 01:07:43.679
like books, and she's got some
information about how some archaeologists break down stories

939
01:07:44.239 --> 01:07:48.079
in terms of the myth and stuff. There's uimerism, maybe pronouncing I've never

940
01:07:48.119 --> 01:07:50.400
heard of this word, but each
time a story is told, to tell

941
01:07:50.400 --> 01:07:55.360
her exaggerates the story over time.
A story about a great king defeating an

942
01:07:55.440 --> 01:08:00.639
enemy becomes a story about a god
leading a battle. Yeah, union archetype.

943
01:08:00.760 --> 01:08:03.559
We are familiar with this one.
Different cultures displaying similar mythologies or creatures.

944
01:08:03.960 --> 01:08:08.000
Every time I get black out drunk, I save a larger and larger

945
01:08:08.039 --> 01:08:13.880
passenger ship's etymology, which is how
a place got its name. And she

946
01:08:13.920 --> 01:08:16.880
says, the town where I grew
up was Whiskey Hill, Oregon. Someone

947
01:08:16.920 --> 01:08:20.159
in the past cleared out a hill
to hide his still, and one day

948
01:08:20.199 --> 01:08:25.119
it exploded, and that area then
became known for that. That's badass,

949
01:08:25.319 --> 01:08:29.720
and then monomith. The generic heroes
journey can be applied from Jesus to Harry

950
01:08:29.720 --> 01:08:35.640
Potter. What's the difference if you'd
like it? Pretty much? Sa Judas?

951
01:08:36.720 --> 01:08:41.760
And he was like, yeah,
don't you worry. She wouldn't Judas

952
01:08:41.760 --> 01:08:44.800
be the Draco. Yeah, she
says. If you'd like a pretty much

953
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:49.359
non biased guide to religion, she
highly recommends The World Religions by Huston Smith

954
01:08:49.479 --> 01:08:53.720
or Houston Smith. Okay, well, if I want little fat crock Pot

955
01:08:53.840 --> 01:08:57.800
recipes crockpots dot com. Well,
she she also is just setting up a

956
01:08:57.800 --> 01:09:00.800
store in PayPal. The thing is, I've got the way to set up

957
01:09:00.800 --> 01:09:03.760
the store. It's that I can't
get over the taxes and the shipping and

958
01:09:03.840 --> 01:09:08.920
stuff right to go into it.
Nuts and bolts, Yeah, the really

959
01:09:09.000 --> 01:09:11.640
stupid little stuff. So we don't
want to get our asses kicked by being

960
01:09:11.680 --> 01:09:14.199
stupid. Yeah, we don't.
We don't want to do anything illegal and

961
01:09:14.239 --> 01:09:16.279
we want to we don't want We
don't want to do any ninety dollars to

962
01:09:16.279 --> 01:09:18.720
ship you a shirt. We don't
want to do anything illegal we could get

963
01:09:18.760 --> 01:09:23.560
caught for doing. It's an important
difference. Thank you, Mandy. Think

964
01:09:24.520 --> 01:09:27.720
there's a lot of information there.
We appreciate that. That's awesome. Got

965
01:09:27.760 --> 01:09:31.439
one from Emily the Loose Spruce Moose, first moose. She writes, Hey,

966
01:09:31.520 --> 01:09:35.800
David's hi, longtime listener, first
time blah blah blah, you heard

967
01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:40.079
it all before. Yeah yeah,
yah yah yeah yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

968
01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:42.840
I love what you guys do,
but never felt like I had a

969
01:09:42.840 --> 01:09:47.479
reason to contact until Bullstone twelve.
We've done twelve Bullstones now at least,

970
01:09:48.399 --> 01:09:53.560
Bitch Janist, I think I was
kind of blown away by your mention of

971
01:09:53.560 --> 01:09:57.760
Marfan syndrome because I have the thing. Oh I've never met anyone who's ever

972
01:09:57.800 --> 01:10:00.720
heard of it, including most doctors
i've met. I didn't know that it

973
01:10:00.720 --> 01:10:03.079
was getting more well known, but
there it was. Made me feel validated

974
01:10:03.119 --> 01:10:05.600
in a weird way. Anyway,
I just thought i'd leave this right here.

975
01:10:05.800 --> 01:10:09.960
Thank you so much for everything you
do and making my nights working graveyardchifts

976
01:10:09.960 --> 01:10:15.720
so much more bearable. Also,
bring back Divad. Where is that son

977
01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:21.800
of a bitch? He's always just
one, hey body, He's like beetlejuice.

978
01:10:21.840 --> 01:10:26.199
You have to say three times then
you can't get rid of him.

979
01:10:27.359 --> 01:10:30.760
So thanks, Emma, I'm sorry. The Loose Spruce Moose Spruce next week

980
01:10:30.800 --> 01:10:33.640
got the four Tree Rights. Love
the show. I've been listening for a

981
01:10:33.640 --> 01:10:38.840
few weeks and going through the archives
Tree Tree in St Hey. Thanks.

982
01:10:39.479 --> 01:10:42.520
Just listen to the lay Lines episode
and was pleased to hear Us mentioned the

983
01:10:42.640 --> 01:10:45.840
RPG rifts. Yeah, that was
you. Yep, that's me. It

984
01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:47.840
was a fantastic game and full of
some fun times for me in the nineties.

985
01:10:47.880 --> 01:10:50.079
Can't wait for the nuclear war so
I can get me some of that

986
01:10:50.119 --> 01:10:55.479
sweet psychic nectar, but not seriously
slurp now for a shameful bond based on

987
01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:58.960
a childhood fear. Have you ever
had heard of the crypto that spent his

988
01:10:59.039 --> 01:11:03.439
day's morning over a privileged life while
supplying his morbid repose colored eyeliner from Hot

989
01:11:03.439 --> 01:11:06.680
Topic and listening to the Cure and
Joy Division on endless Repeat, Who that

990
01:11:06.880 --> 01:11:12.520
is? That'd be the Gothaman.
Oh yeah, terrifying, utterly terrifying,

991
01:11:12.640 --> 01:11:15.479
especially when he's looking in your window. Keep on being awesome, says the

992
01:11:15.560 --> 01:11:18.760
four Tree. Well we'll do it, Yeah we will. David heard from

993
01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:25.920
Matthew d Oh, the Tenacious Matthew. Yes, Hey David, David,

994
01:11:26.079 --> 01:11:30.039
Hey, helly. He was listening
to episode thirty seven working on his dissertation.

995
01:11:30.359 --> 01:11:33.159
Heard that one of us went to
Antarctica. Yes, one of us

996
01:11:33.199 --> 01:11:35.880
did. I don't know how.
It gets hard to remember which one?

997
01:11:36.039 --> 01:11:40.600
How do you? Because I talk
about it every six seconds? He says.

998
01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:44.800
I was at McMurdo station and on
the Nathaniel B. Palmer for two

999
01:11:44.840 --> 01:11:47.720
months. Earlier this year, Nice
Saylon Adam McMurdo spent two months in the

1000
01:11:47.800 --> 01:11:51.920
Ross Sea for scientific expedition. What
were you doing there? When did you

1001
01:11:51.960 --> 01:12:00.319
go? Nice? I will,
Matthew listen to any episode every true I

1002
01:12:00.439 --> 01:12:04.039
was stationed support personnel at Abanson.
Scott started out in the lofty position of

1003
01:12:04.119 --> 01:12:08.439
janitor, ended up doing a bunch
of stuff with cargo logistics for the O

1004
01:12:08.720 --> 01:12:12.119
two o three austral summer. Here
you go, so there you go.

1005
01:12:12.279 --> 01:12:15.359
Track me down. They did a
whole profile me on me in the Antarctic

1006
01:12:15.399 --> 01:12:20.079
sun, so I think that you
could probably track that down in the PA.

1007
01:12:20.720 --> 01:12:25.159
They do. That's for all the
US bases down there. That's awesome.

1008
01:12:25.720 --> 01:12:30.399
I love me. I hope someone
has like a really a bicycle with

1009
01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:35.359
huge tires that like goes and throws
out the paper every morning. Um one

1010
01:12:35.399 --> 01:12:39.399
thing I will I want to throw
in here because I'm sure he's just as

1011
01:12:39.439 --> 01:12:45.079
irritated as I am by that motherfucking
Canada Goose company that stole the Antarctic program

1012
01:12:45.119 --> 01:12:47.159
logo for their fucking patches. And
it makes me crazy all the time.

1013
01:12:47.279 --> 01:12:49.760
Yep, it makes me crazy.
Yeah, you, because he always pointed

1014
01:12:49.760 --> 01:12:53.640
out and see like, hey,
that guy went in it. Oh wait,

1015
01:12:54.760 --> 01:13:00.319
says keep up the great work.
Matthew uh PhD candidate at l SU

1016
01:13:00.520 --> 01:13:05.119
for geology and geophysics. Hell yeah, go Bio Bengals. Except when they're

1017
01:13:05.119 --> 01:13:11.920
playing Kentucky, Thanks Matthew. Kentucky
lost to LSU already this year. They're

1018
01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:23.880
supposed to come. LSU's coming up
Selexington to play pretty soon, though Atlanta

1019
01:13:24.159 --> 01:13:26.840
is laughing her full head off.
No she's not. It's tough to be

1020
01:13:26.920 --> 01:13:30.399
a Louiball fan these days. Sorry, Lanta, didn't they vacate a whole

1021
01:13:30.399 --> 01:13:34.239
season? They well, they they've
banned themselves from postseason activities, which is

1022
01:13:34.399 --> 01:13:38.239
not great for the kids. Yeah, I mean, why would you punish

1023
01:13:38.319 --> 01:13:41.880
them for what the whole administrators do? You know? Yeah, that's no

1024
01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:44.600
good. Yikes, but you know
what, you know, I take it

1025
01:13:44.600 --> 01:13:47.159
back, and I think Lanta would
probably agree with this. This is when

1026
01:13:47.159 --> 01:13:49.840
it matters more than ever to be
a fan. You could stick with it.

1027
01:13:49.960 --> 01:13:53.960
Yeah, absolutely not me. When
they lose a game, I go

1028
01:13:54.039 --> 01:13:57.880
ape and I'm like, never again, I'm never watching a game. I

1029
01:13:57.960 --> 01:14:00.600
won't be hurt by you. I
mean last year they lost one game,

1030
01:14:01.239 --> 01:14:05.760
Like how how how do I watch
any season from now on? That's true?

1031
01:14:08.039 --> 01:14:11.119
All right? Next year, yep, next year's I'm telling you.

1032
01:14:11.159 --> 01:14:15.439
I got a couple of emails here
from our friend Yack at High. That's

1033
01:14:15.479 --> 01:14:19.520
the one, she writes, Hi, gents, Hi, she writes,

1034
01:14:20.560 --> 01:14:24.640
it was a rainy Christmas eve.
I was sitting home alone in my tiny

1035
01:14:24.680 --> 01:14:31.680
apartment with appealing paint and no,
I resentfully pay the landlord twenty hildos every

1036
01:14:31.720 --> 01:14:39.079
month for this whole because it's in
Silicon Valley. But I digress. I

1037
01:14:39.199 --> 01:14:42.880
like doing these is like we're jazz
um. The point is I was down

1038
01:14:42.880 --> 01:14:45.079
and out because I was having a
lonely Christmas and lamenting the twenty percent increase

1039
01:14:45.119 --> 01:14:48.239
in rent happening next week. Imagine
Mike ex signment when a fresh new blurry

1040
01:14:48.279 --> 01:14:53.960
photos appeared in my podcast feed,
Oh joy to the worm, thank you

1041
01:14:54.000 --> 01:14:57.399
both fellas for the last and cheering
me up most definitely hitting the donate button.

1042
01:14:57.439 --> 01:15:00.920
And hey, so you were saying
that mel is sing go if you

1043
01:15:01.000 --> 01:15:04.000
can find it, that's right.
If you can find him, he's got

1044
01:15:04.079 --> 01:15:08.600
a it's got a lot of money. He's hiding somewhere took it away from

1045
01:15:08.800 --> 01:15:14.760
That's right, coops. She also
writes, truckers, I must wholeheartedly agree

1046
01:15:14.760 --> 01:15:16.840
with Stecco on this one. I
fear a long hauled trucker is the way

1047
01:15:16.880 --> 01:15:21.039
some people fear clowns. It's the
profession of choice for serial killers. She's

1048
01:15:21.119 --> 01:15:26.119
right. Have you already done an
intro skit being truckers on the CB radio?

1049
01:15:26.399 --> 01:15:30.079
Ye, yes we have. What
did you don't? I don't have

1050
01:15:30.119 --> 01:15:31.880
to make on the spot for that
one, but yeah we did because every

1051
01:15:31.880 --> 01:15:34.920
twing we were still referenced about keeping
the dirty side down and the shiny side

1052
01:15:35.000 --> 01:15:39.439
up. Yeah yeah, double nickel. Yeah, we we actually spent we

1053
01:15:39.479 --> 01:15:42.520
did a lot of research, like
getting all of our CB lingo rady to

1054
01:15:42.600 --> 01:15:45.079
run. Yeah. Yeah, I
forget. It was around that summer though,

1055
01:15:45.119 --> 01:15:48.920
that we did a revolutionary war.
Yeah, I think it's early early

1056
01:15:48.960 --> 01:15:51.800
in that run. Maybe it was, No, it wasn't shadow people.

1057
01:15:53.239 --> 01:15:57.119
Maybe it's black eyed kids. Maybe
I just I just remember that I listened

1058
01:15:57.119 --> 01:16:00.600
to C. W. McCall's Convoy
a lot. I found that one YouTube

1059
01:16:00.680 --> 01:16:04.279
video of I forget the name now, but it was hilarious. It was

1060
01:16:04.319 --> 01:16:10.039
a comedy album, but all kinds
of truck to talk. Thanks Shot shock

1061
01:16:10.079 --> 01:16:16.880
Ah, David Nerd Alert new listener
working way through the archives. One major

1062
01:16:16.920 --> 01:16:25.760
complaint, why all the cops slapping
support? Imagine me a lady police officer

1063
01:16:25.840 --> 01:16:30.720
on patrol and the dead and night
minded my own he I am p and

1064
01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:35.399
son when a spring heeled who lookan
leaps from the shadows and slaps my face,

1065
01:16:35.920 --> 01:16:41.960
you Reid, I think I think
that she's the ultimate foil to spring

1066
01:16:42.039 --> 01:16:48.359
heeled Jack because he wouldn't know what
to do. Two options which you can't

1067
01:16:48.399 --> 01:16:53.359
have the dark not the light.
Yeah, then he just passes out in

1068
01:16:53.399 --> 01:16:57.239
the whole while she's just tasing the
shit out of him. For the record,

1069
01:16:57.279 --> 01:17:01.399
we neither support stranger booby grabbing,
nor do we support or cops slapping.

1070
01:17:01.840 --> 01:17:05.880
And she has a show suggestion,
thank you. Not alone. Alert

1071
01:17:06.279 --> 01:17:13.600
got a couple of emails from Jannis
Latvian friend NT right, Hey, guys,

1072
01:17:13.840 --> 01:17:17.600
hi one of your Latvian listeners here
are rather the Latvian listener Maybe let's

1073
01:17:17.960 --> 01:17:20.880
let's not be naive about it.
Found the show about six months ago and

1074
01:17:20.880 --> 01:17:24.840
it has quickly become one of my
favorite podcasts by far. Thank you.

1075
01:17:25.000 --> 01:17:27.720
Yeah, And I was drawn in
by the ghost stories and stayed for the

1076
01:17:27.760 --> 01:17:31.439
puns. Wow. Well, now
Jannie has a great story about a Latvian

1077
01:17:31.600 --> 01:17:35.840
werewolf floor. Yeah and so,
and it's it's kind of a cool place

1078
01:17:35.880 --> 01:17:40.399
for stories. It's very northern country. Lots of darkness, lots of forests.

1079
01:17:40.520 --> 01:17:45.439
Yeah, controlled by doctor Doom.
Everybody. Oh you hear that a

1080
01:17:45.479 --> 01:17:46.640
lot, Yannis. I'm sure,
sorry, buddy. So, yeah,

1081
01:17:46.640 --> 01:17:49.680
it's a story. It's a great
story about a lone traveler. Um And

1082
01:17:49.840 --> 01:17:53.399
there's a single, vague light deep
in the forest. We've heard that kind

1083
01:17:53.399 --> 01:17:56.319
of thing before. And he sees
a man placed on a trestle, lying

1084
01:17:56.399 --> 01:18:00.159
face facing towards him in two robehooded
figures with wolf heads sawing through him with

1085
01:18:00.199 --> 01:18:06.920
a two man saw what whoa from
the shoulder to the groin, yois Yeah,

1086
01:18:06.960 --> 01:18:11.079
but this whole thing is done in
total silence except for the sound of

1087
01:18:11.079 --> 01:18:14.560
the saw. The traveler fleas and
Terror summons the town folk to the clearing.

1088
01:18:14.600 --> 01:18:16.199
The next day in daylight, they
dig up the area and do indeed

1089
01:18:16.239 --> 01:18:20.039
find a court with corpse with the
matching injuries, although it seemed to have

1090
01:18:20.079 --> 01:18:25.319
been buried decades ago Bogaty. Bogaty
says there's no proper riting to the story,

1091
01:18:25.359 --> 01:18:27.560
sorry, but I'd have to make
one up and I wanted to be

1092
01:18:27.600 --> 01:18:30.000
true to the source material. Goody, I respect that anyone. I love

1093
01:18:30.039 --> 01:18:32.239
the show and to the extent that
this is the first time I've ever written

1094
01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:39.399
to a podcast. Everyh That's awesome
that Jannis also pointed out a bug on

1095
01:18:39.439 --> 01:18:41.720
our website that we got to fix, So thank you very much you,

1096
01:18:41.880 --> 01:18:44.279
Jannie. I believe I did fix
that. So yeah, yeah, if

1097
01:18:44.279 --> 01:18:46.880
anybody finds anything screwy with the website
or links or anything, let it let

1098
01:18:46.960 --> 01:18:49.159
us know. It doesn't count as
a penalty box, but we will fix

1099
01:18:49.199 --> 01:18:53.920
it. Yeah, thank you Jannis, and say hi to everybody in Latvia

1100
01:18:54.000 --> 01:18:59.880
for us. Indeed, this is
good, Dave, We've heard from nice

1101
01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:05.880
oh Ronda uh Ronda says listening to
the Alisa Lamb episode. Another thing to

1102
01:19:05.920 --> 01:19:11.880
add to the likelihood that she was
intoxicated is the Cecil Hotel has fourteen floors.

1103
01:19:12.279 --> 01:19:15.239
The buttons on the elevator about five
rows of three buttons across, and

1104
01:19:15.319 --> 01:19:19.720
the ones that she were pressing were
a vertical row, essentially every third floor,

1105
01:19:20.079 --> 01:19:24.319
and she may have accidentally pressed the
door open button, which might explain

1106
01:19:24.359 --> 01:19:27.399
why the doors didn't shut for several
seconds. Oh I like that. That's

1107
01:19:27.399 --> 01:19:31.600
some good analysis, good good observation. Hey, yeah, that's awesome.

1108
01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:36.439
Thank you. Up next, how
about our great friend Clairvoyant Katie. Oh

1109
01:19:36.600 --> 01:19:43.199
yeah, our Bloomington Cramps Night festival. Yes, the Bella Bloomington are sharpa

1110
01:19:43.399 --> 01:19:48.479
through a night of terror and inebriation
and fun. Clairvoyant Katie writes, Hey,

1111
01:19:48.479 --> 01:19:51.039
guys, I would love it if
you signed up with Patreon. Really

1112
01:19:51.039 --> 01:19:55.359
cool if you offered us bonus episodes
or maybe even videos. I agree,

1113
01:19:55.520 --> 01:19:59.159
yep yep. I also have a
used less superpower tell apathy. You can

1114
01:19:59.199 --> 01:20:06.199
read people's mo but you don't bother
because what's the points Clairvoyant Katie Katy.

1115
01:20:06.279 --> 01:20:11.920
Clairvoyant Katie also has an adorable child, a dinosaur child. Yeah, he's

1116
01:20:12.039 --> 01:20:15.760
mostly dinosaur Dave. We've heard from
Spangler. Oh nice, maybe of the

1117
01:20:15.760 --> 01:20:19.000
egon variety. We don't know.
Yeah, longtime listener, first time web

1118
01:20:19.039 --> 01:20:24.119
form writer. Might be nice to
hear something about the use of auctions to

1119
01:20:24.159 --> 01:20:28.359
sell off haunted objects and properties.
It turns out I can't even use Google

1120
01:20:28.399 --> 01:20:31.680
to come up with a good auctioned
cryptid because it seems supernatural. Affiliation can

1121
01:20:31.680 --> 01:20:35.319
be critical, can be a critical
selling point for every piece of junk and

1122
01:20:35.439 --> 01:20:39.720
or abandoned property from here to the
horizon. Anyways, here's hoping you two

1123
01:20:39.800 --> 01:20:42.520
have some sort of insight. Uh. You know, I think I mentioned

1124
01:20:42.520 --> 01:20:45.279
that I do work at an auction
house. I don't think we've ever auctioned

1125
01:20:45.279 --> 01:20:47.600
anything out that was purported to be
haunted. As a matter of fact,

1126
01:20:47.680 --> 01:20:50.439
would you know, would they say? Nah? Off the top of my

1127
01:20:50.479 --> 01:20:54.680
head, the only haunted thing I
can ever think of is the figure of

1128
01:20:54.760 --> 01:21:00.000
a monkey and Persian rooms. What
is that? It's from the very beginning

1129
01:21:00.199 --> 01:21:01.600
a Fantom of the opera. It
starts at an auction I see. And

1130
01:21:01.640 --> 01:21:05.560
that's what starts them remembering the tale
of what happened at the opera. I

1131
01:21:05.640 --> 01:21:11.239
see. No, I mean we
we sold. We erroneously said the gun

1132
01:21:11.359 --> 01:21:15.159
that killed John Dillinger. But in
reality there was five cops all blazing down

1133
01:21:15.159 --> 01:21:19.359
an alley. So but in ballistics, you know, didn't really exist.

1134
01:21:19.399 --> 01:21:24.439
Then very thoroughly, um, and
he was. He was hit three times.

1135
01:21:24.479 --> 01:21:26.840
I believe I could be wrong in
the number of times he was hit.

1136
01:21:27.239 --> 01:21:29.439
The long and short of it is
is, in order to say you

1137
01:21:29.520 --> 01:21:31.720
definitely own the gun that killed Dillinger. You actually have to own five guns

1138
01:21:32.920 --> 01:21:36.399
to be one hundred. Would that
make them haunted? Though? Right now,

1139
01:21:36.560 --> 01:21:40.640
I've never heard any of that that
come through. And I and all

1140
01:21:40.760 --> 01:21:46.119
I guarantee there are places that specialize, you know, in that kind of

1141
01:21:46.359 --> 01:21:51.279
item. They probably also sew magways
off the back door um in Chinatown,

1142
01:21:51.560 --> 01:21:58.079
right But I have you ever sold
a Jewish cabinet? Maybe? But no.

1143
01:21:58.239 --> 01:22:01.159
I actually nine years in the business
and I I've never heard of anything,

1144
01:22:01.439 --> 01:22:04.520
you know, with a curse or
a haunting or any of that thing

1145
01:22:04.560 --> 01:22:08.760
on it. And I mean,
truth be told, if we did hear

1146
01:22:08.800 --> 01:22:12.640
that, it would never be brought
up because, you know the truth,

1147
01:22:12.800 --> 01:22:15.760
the auction industry is pretty yeah,
it's pretty mercenary, you know. It's

1148
01:22:15.760 --> 01:22:17.840
just like what's it worth moving on? You know? So there you go.

1149
01:22:17.960 --> 01:22:27.600
Thanks. Spengler got a couple of
emails from mister z mister ZIZI.

1150
01:22:27.880 --> 01:22:33.560
He says, Hey, Hosers,
I suspect him of being mister z.

1151
01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:38.960
Here. I'm a Canadian lucador from
Nova Scotia. WHOA. I listened to

1152
01:22:39.000 --> 01:22:42.079
you guys all the time as I
travel from show to show and also when

1153
01:22:42.119 --> 01:22:46.079
I met my day job as a
security guard. I hope so, I

1154
01:22:46.119 --> 01:22:49.119
hope so so much. I mean, can we at least get a picture

1155
01:22:49.159 --> 01:22:51.079
of the mask? Yeah? Right, yeah, I want to know,

1156
01:22:51.680 --> 01:22:56.960
Oh my god, oh like a
can lumberjack plaid plaid mask, or like

1157
01:22:57.000 --> 01:23:00.920
a big white mask with a big
maple leaf to be awesome, like some

1158
01:23:00.960 --> 01:23:03.159
Alpha flights there, which god,
how the hell do I know that?

1159
01:23:03.479 --> 01:23:08.079
I don't know anything about comic books, but I knew the Canadian superhero team

1160
01:23:08.199 --> 01:23:12.119
that was crazy? All right,
love you too and love you two knobs.

1161
01:23:12.640 --> 01:23:16.000
Had to reread that to make sure
I have a show suggestion. And

1162
01:23:16.039 --> 01:23:19.439
some puns would love to hear a
show a boot the legendary puck wogie.

1163
01:23:19.760 --> 01:23:24.119
Oh yeah, I like the sound
of it. And some puns why did

1164
01:23:24.119 --> 01:23:30.159
a Dell cross the road just say
hello from the other side? Man?

1165
01:23:30.399 --> 01:23:33.319
They get that hook and a lot
of commercials. I gotta tell you,

1166
01:23:33.359 --> 01:23:35.840
Oh yeah, I get that going
through my head all the time. He

1167
01:23:35.880 --> 01:23:40.439
says, Uh, since David has
such an obsession with Jin's, did you

1168
01:23:40.479 --> 01:23:45.760
hear about Tarantino's new movie It's called
Jingo Unchained. He also writes, listening

1169
01:23:45.760 --> 01:23:48.800
to the backlog of shows as I'm
a relative newbie, started with the twenty

1170
01:23:48.840 --> 01:23:53.359
fifteen episodes. Funny story. I
was listening to the Carl Young Show while

1171
01:23:53.399 --> 01:23:56.479
working out, and as I went
to the shower, Stecco made the Titanic

1172
01:23:56.520 --> 01:24:00.000
comment. I was in. I
was laughing so hard that the other dude

1173
01:24:00.119 --> 01:24:02.239
that I was laughing at their manhood. God I never laughed so hard you

1174
01:24:02.359 --> 01:24:05.760
two host heads rock. By the
way, after listening to your Dreams podcast,

1175
01:24:05.960 --> 01:24:10.119
got to share my worst dream.
Strap yourselves in, people. This

1176
01:24:10.159 --> 01:24:13.199
is why you've been doing. This
is why you've been here for the listener

1177
01:24:13.199 --> 01:24:15.720
mail episode. That's right, a
Canadian luchador's dream. Had to dream my

1178
01:24:15.800 --> 01:24:19.920
penis had arms like little et arms
and we get mad at me and start

1179
01:24:19.960 --> 01:24:23.840
to pull out hairs. Uh.
He tried to kill it in his dream.

1180
01:24:24.520 --> 01:24:27.239
Hyeah. You know what, you
don't need to be Captain Carl to

1181
01:24:27.319 --> 01:24:31.000
unpack that one. Bubble Love you, mister Z. Thanks, mister Z.

1182
01:24:31.479 --> 01:24:39.239
Yes, seriously, you're as I
need take off. He I do

1183
01:24:39.359 --> 01:24:51.640
need to see some some yeah,
some luchador stuff. Wow, David heard

1184
01:24:51.680 --> 01:25:05.800
from rocha Umbalo seven turned the worst. Oh man, I can't tell you

1185
01:25:06.159 --> 01:25:11.079
golden eye shaped my high school social
life. It's pretty thoroughly in college but

1186
01:25:11.199 --> 01:25:15.520
equally formative. Oh my god,
Golden Eye was the and Rogue Squadron Star

1187
01:25:15.560 --> 01:25:20.520
Wars. But anyway, Hello guys, double O seven here. Yeah,

1188
01:25:20.600 --> 01:25:25.239
I should properould. Hello guys,
double O seven here. And I want

1189
01:25:25.279 --> 01:25:29.359
to start out by saying, I
freaking love your podcast. You guys are

1190
01:25:29.479 --> 01:25:32.399
hilarious. You make my days go
by so much easier at work. When

1191
01:25:32.439 --> 01:25:38.279
I listened to y'all, I mentioned
on Facebook you should do a podcast about

1192
01:25:38.720 --> 01:25:43.319
Eric Dubai's flat Earth theory and how
ridiculous it is. And I got a

1193
01:25:43.359 --> 01:25:45.119
response, So I'm really hoping to
hear it within the next few months.

1194
01:25:45.720 --> 01:25:50.520
And so you well, well,
double O seven, but take take that

1195
01:25:50.640 --> 01:25:55.439
to m Bond. By now you
should have already heard that episode. It

1196
01:25:55.640 --> 01:25:59.079
was encoded so that only you would
understand it. The rest of the non

1197
01:25:59.199 --> 01:26:03.560
agents only an episode about dream interpretation, Bond. This was my gift to

1198
01:26:03.640 --> 01:26:12.399
you. Good bye, love Q
grow up, got some mundane superpowers bombed.

1199
01:26:12.479 --> 01:26:15.760
I don't know if you have understood
that his money Penny is my niece.

1200
01:26:15.319 --> 01:26:19.880
Please stop telling me about John times
with him. Money putting is the

1201
01:26:19.920 --> 01:26:26.279
one he never got within the ability
to get in the fastest checkout lane at

1202
01:26:26.279 --> 01:26:29.000
the grocery store. But once you
get there, your card takes way too

1203
01:26:29.079 --> 01:26:32.000
long to accept and pisses off everybody
else behind you. Straight up, superpower

1204
01:26:32.199 --> 01:26:36.079
win win, that's a win win. Oh, you're paying cash. You

1205
01:26:36.159 --> 01:26:40.880
can only use change two dollar bills. Oh, I'd be nice if you

1206
01:26:40.960 --> 01:26:45.279
had that, but you can only
pay by check. The ability to freeze

1207
01:26:45.359 --> 01:26:48.920
time and definitely, but once you
unfreeze time, you stay frozen until time

1208
01:26:49.039 --> 01:26:54.000
catches back up with you. Then
you can resume any activities you were doing.

1209
01:26:54.479 --> 01:26:58.439
That's actually like that thought, that's
kind of a mind fu yeah,

1210
01:26:58.720 --> 01:27:00.520
right, because you think like,
if you had the ability to freeze time,

1211
01:27:00.880 --> 01:27:03.079
one of the things you'd use it
for is to sleep in in the

1212
01:27:03.199 --> 01:27:08.239
morning. Right. But then as
soon as you as soon as you unfreeze

1213
01:27:08.279 --> 01:27:11.479
it, see, then you're frozen
for as long as you had had frozen.

1214
01:27:11.960 --> 01:27:14.720
Is there a cereal by which that's
useful? Well, yeah, I

1215
01:27:14.760 --> 01:27:18.039
mean you could still rob banks and
bring the money home and then you just

1216
01:27:18.159 --> 01:27:21.159
sit in a room. Oh yeah, I wonder what that would look like

1217
01:27:21.279 --> 01:27:25.199
to everybody else. That'd be pretty
trippy. Yeah, that would be that's

1218
01:27:25.199 --> 01:27:28.399
a good one though. I like
that find like the ability to solve any

1219
01:27:28.439 --> 01:27:32.279
physics problem or mathematical equation in your
head, but not the ability to explain

1220
01:27:32.359 --> 01:27:39.239
it to anyone by speech or writing. Just just insurades. These are these

1221
01:27:39.279 --> 01:27:43.359
are really really You're you're a top
level player. Yeah, thank you,

1222
01:27:43.720 --> 01:27:49.880
Thank you. Roger seven behave bund
country. Thanks you, try and bring

1223
01:27:49.960 --> 01:27:57.640
it back in one piece. Seven
got an email from nrtastic. She's nartastic,

1224
01:27:57.720 --> 01:28:00.279
she says, Dear David, David
Fresh wanted to come from you on

1225
01:28:00.359 --> 01:28:02.960
how well you handled the recent Elsa
Lamb episode. Somewhat recent Elisa Lamb Lent

1226
01:28:03.000 --> 01:28:05.439
episode. Oh, this is a
pretty recent email. We're doing okay,

1227
01:28:05.600 --> 01:28:09.520
We're doing okay, managed to do
it with tact while staying true to the

1228
01:28:09.560 --> 01:28:13.520
format of the show. Also have
some great show suggestions. And then right,

1229
01:28:13.800 --> 01:28:15.359
lastly, there's a new musician I
was wondering if you'd heard of yet.

1230
01:28:15.640 --> 01:28:18.800
He's a ukulele player with a high
pitched voice that sings about ancient Roman

1231
01:28:18.840 --> 01:28:26.720
philosophy. He's Pliny Tim. That
is awesome. Keep up the great works

1232
01:28:26.800 --> 01:28:36.680
right again soon. And she's got
she's got some shadow people's stories ps the

1233
01:28:36.760 --> 01:28:40.279
History Channel can suck it for not
picking up your show. Yes, they

1234
01:28:40.279 --> 01:28:43.880
can. They can. Well,
you know, maybe they can unsuck it

1235
01:28:44.119 --> 01:28:48.359
if they pick us up later or
now. Really you're gonna turn that down.

1236
01:28:49.840 --> 01:28:53.239
I don't know, dude, they
might start looking our way. Since

1237
01:28:53.279 --> 01:28:57.840
we're number three today. Yeah,
we peaked on iTunes today. We No,

1238
01:28:58.000 --> 01:29:00.439
we didn't peak, we just hit
our we said a wreck. Yeah,

1239
01:29:00.479 --> 01:29:02.039
we peaked for ourselves. Yeah,
so we're we're number three in our

1240
01:29:02.079 --> 01:29:09.920
category. We're rated above NASA right
now. A couple we we're rated above

1241
01:29:10.000 --> 01:29:16.039
NASA. A couple of BBC World
Service podcasts like We're We're Dour. Oh

1242
01:29:16.119 --> 01:29:19.560
boy, Brian Brian Denning's gonna be
so mad when he hears oh, oh

1243
01:29:19.640 --> 01:29:23.720
wait, no he won't. He's
not allowed. It's not allowed to have

1244
01:29:23.800 --> 01:29:31.000
a podcast. Is that it's in
the walls. That's in the walls.

1245
01:29:31.279 --> 01:29:38.239
The squeaky banana? Okay, well, what sounds the banana make? If

1246
01:29:38.239 --> 01:29:40.880
it's squeaky, it's squeaks. Okay, Well that was a mouse eating cheese?

1247
01:29:42.239 --> 01:29:45.000
Is a mouse eating cheese? Everyone? It's a it's a dolphin.

1248
01:29:45.079 --> 01:29:48.000
If it's anything, everyone, just
go ahead and write in and tell him

1249
01:29:48.000 --> 01:29:51.520
he's wrong. I feel pretty confident
on this one. Thanks for judging me.

1250
01:29:53.199 --> 01:29:56.760
Squeaky Banana, that gets the grease. What is up? Yo?

1251
01:29:57.640 --> 01:30:01.800
There's a taken out on the banana. You're mad at me? It's it's

1252
01:30:01.840 --> 01:30:06.239
a it's a suggestion. Squeaky Banana
lives in Devon, England. Nice you're

1253
01:30:06.239 --> 01:30:10.479
living there the Royal Marines Training Center
there, do you? Uh? Uh?

1254
01:30:10.640 --> 01:30:13.560
Isn't that where Wolf Brazier was born? Where he was born? I

1255
01:30:13.640 --> 01:30:15.439
grew up in London. That's why
the accents different? Gotcha? Shut up?

1256
01:30:17.640 --> 01:30:20.319
Um, it wasn't a West Sussex
accent. I could tell you that.

1257
01:30:21.760 --> 01:30:27.359
Well. Uh. The Squeaky Banana
has a show suggestion about the time

1258
01:30:27.439 --> 01:30:29.840
the Devil came to Devon, And
this is the story. I don't know

1259
01:30:29.880 --> 01:30:33.239
if you've heard this, but there
were there were hoofprints in snow that went

1260
01:30:33.479 --> 01:30:39.279
up like up to a barn,
and instead of like ending or turning around,

1261
01:30:39.439 --> 01:30:42.880
they like went up the side and
over the top and down the barn.

1262
01:30:43.399 --> 01:30:46.840
Never mind that, who can played
the fiddle against him? But that's

1263
01:30:46.880 --> 01:30:49.399
a that's a fun one. That's
a fun story. We might be able

1264
01:30:49.439 --> 01:30:53.680
to to suss that out at some
point. But there is a pointless superpower.

1265
01:30:54.039 --> 01:30:58.359
Bring it. You can walk really
really fast, but only while looking

1266
01:30:58.640 --> 01:31:00.840
at your phone. Yeah, as
soon as you look up, you go

1267
01:31:00.920 --> 01:31:05.000
back to north. That eyes closed
superspeed thing. Yeah yeah, that's a

1268
01:31:05.079 --> 01:31:13.199
good one. Thank you, Squeaky
Banana. Thank you's in the walls.

1269
01:31:15.039 --> 01:31:18.279
How about bob Zilla? The eight
is silent. The eight is totally silent.

1270
01:31:18.560 --> 01:31:23.439
Hale and well met you beautiful bastards. I love this already. I

1271
01:31:23.560 --> 01:31:26.199
was wondering how I can get some
of your calling cards so I can spread

1272
01:31:26.239 --> 01:31:29.159
the good word of blurry photos.
Amen, brother, preach, preach.

1273
01:31:30.239 --> 01:31:33.479
I found my congregation lacking the proper
oral stimulation to lift them from the stagnation

1274
01:31:33.520 --> 01:31:40.560
of theirs, from their designation as
the millennial generation agnation and designation. Yeah

1275
01:31:40.640 --> 01:31:43.239
you got this, You're on it. Okay, here we go, I'm

1276
01:31:43.279 --> 01:31:47.079
ready. They need to raise their
eyes from that tech station trance, pull

1277
01:31:47.239 --> 01:31:53.600
their minds from the tumbler trap,
free themselves from the Twitter terror. They

1278
01:31:53.680 --> 01:31:58.439
need to ingest your knowledge of the
unknowable. They need to suffer the punishment

1279
01:31:58.520 --> 01:32:03.000
of your palms. The followers of
the Charles Fort Cabal copyright shadow Works in

1280
01:32:03.079 --> 01:32:10.479
dan Uh need your guns Reverend bob
Zilla, the great and powerful. Well

1281
01:32:10.520 --> 01:32:15.880
the eight is silent. It says
not a word. At the Child's Fort

1282
01:32:15.960 --> 01:32:21.520
Cabal, all motto is we are
the fortunate followers of the fort. What

1283
01:32:21.720 --> 01:32:25.520
is next for Charles fort Cabal?
I really got to get at least a

1284
01:32:25.560 --> 01:32:29.199
couple of followers, by the power
of forty ns everywhere. I salute you,

1285
01:32:29.359 --> 01:32:33.119
good and wise and sexy into Pant's
gentle hams Uh Reverend Pompe Saint bob

1286
01:32:33.239 --> 01:32:36.479
Zilla Part two K s C p
O p e e d r e l

1287
01:32:36.600 --> 01:32:41.159
f p h d m O t
h r A c s A r HPS

1288
01:32:41.239 --> 01:32:45.279
twenty three s K I think that's
a skidoo U l c d O T

1289
01:32:45.520 --> 01:32:47.119
d g A p A p s
t E s d A l p O

1290
01:32:47.239 --> 01:32:50.760
t l l l d d e
g A c p I f c d

1291
01:32:50.960 --> 01:32:55.720
MC Virginia chapter C I A F
b I N s A ABC c e

1292
01:32:55.840 --> 01:32:59.439
O s quire All Hail Discordia,
all hail fort, All hail Arts.

1293
01:33:00.279 --> 01:33:02.399
He's got a lot of learning,
and just for fun, I'll hail yourselves.

1294
01:33:03.640 --> 01:33:08.039
Say how do your mother? Thank
you? Reverend? Thanks? Rev

1295
01:33:08.520 --> 01:33:15.359
David heard back from good friend of
mine who's Anathan Carter, He says,

1296
01:33:15.560 --> 01:33:18.439
mister Carter, he's ever heard in
his life. Thanks for reading my previous

1297
01:33:18.520 --> 01:33:23.119
email calling me a model American and
then proceeding to listen dick and poop jokes.

1298
01:33:23.159 --> 01:33:27.680
I wrote, Well, they're one
and the same. Here's some more

1299
01:33:27.720 --> 01:33:31.079
mundane superpowers. The ability to not
hear anyone tell you about their eating or

1300
01:33:31.159 --> 01:33:35.199
exercise habits unless you ask them about
it. First New Year's resolution, shut

1301
01:33:35.239 --> 01:33:41.000
the hell up. The ability to
make any driver who cuts you off have

1302
01:33:41.119 --> 01:33:45.119
to engage in a three hour conversation
with a loquacious gossip they work with whose

1303
01:33:45.199 --> 01:33:49.840
name is Rachel, just outside of
the door of their destination road. Rachel.

1304
01:33:53.039 --> 01:33:57.560
It's an involved with the ability to
read the minds of people who you

1305
01:33:57.680 --> 01:34:03.199
just don't give a shit about.
Hell Empathy the ability to hear bad news

1306
01:34:03.239 --> 01:34:06.880
as though the person telling it has
just sucked air from a helium balloon.

1307
01:34:08.560 --> 01:34:13.079
Son of a pitch, I like
that one. And a power that keeps

1308
01:34:13.079 --> 01:34:16.279
your pillow cool a head cold,
saying I see when he did that,

1309
01:34:16.520 --> 01:34:18.840
and then he's got a few puns. I thought it was gonna be Billity

1310
01:34:18.920 --> 01:34:29.720
Williams cult Footy five Mane I would
have we here Chewy hit the hype a

1311
01:34:29.880 --> 01:34:33.079
person who has way more attitude than
necessary, probably a cryptod who has way

1312
01:34:33.159 --> 01:34:38.880
more attitude than necessary. Fast Squat. I believe we have a fast squatch

1313
01:34:39.800 --> 01:34:45.319
inner peace through cannibalism. Zendigo.
Dave, it's not real and then he

1314
01:34:45.399 --> 01:34:49.960
has a couple of show, suggests
Jones. Nathan, you're a great man

1315
01:34:50.640 --> 01:34:56.039
for writing in thanks. Nathan got
one from Ryan writes, Hey, Dave's

1316
01:34:56.399 --> 01:35:00.600
well, Hi, Ryan, have
you considered doing an episode on Polibius?

1317
01:35:00.800 --> 01:35:03.119
Which I've heard about this before.
This is a real thing. It's a

1318
01:35:03.239 --> 01:35:09.119
mysterious arcade game that supposedly brought misfortune
on arcade Gores in Portland. Back like

1319
01:35:09.239 --> 01:35:12.319
in the super early eighties. People
thought it was like some sort of weird

1320
01:35:13.039 --> 01:35:16.920
uh government secret testing thing. It
was supposed to like mess with people,

1321
01:35:17.079 --> 01:35:19.520
and some people claim they saw it
in arcade. This is a real story.

1322
01:35:19.520 --> 01:35:24.680
It sounds like I'm making it up. Is that is that Portland Oregone

1323
01:35:25.520 --> 01:35:32.720
near Thoset. It's it's called it's
pert Laurend Portland. Lad It's Potland,

1324
01:35:32.840 --> 01:35:40.720
It's it's in Oresgo Oregone and says, uh, hit him up. If

1325
01:35:40.720 --> 01:35:43.319
we're ever in New Orleans. He's
in New Orleans. Huh. Yeah,

1326
01:35:43.640 --> 01:35:45.880
it looks like at some point one
of us talked about it. But I've

1327
01:35:45.920 --> 01:35:46.960
never been in New Orleans, so
it must have been you. Maybe it

1328
01:35:47.119 --> 01:35:50.600
was made Dick. I'd love to
have a couple of times. I've never

1329
01:35:50.640 --> 01:35:54.520
been there. It sounds like a
fun place. My good friend Rebecca lives

1330
01:35:54.560 --> 01:35:56.760
there, and she always says it's
a ton of fun. It's not a

1331
01:35:56.800 --> 01:36:00.039
good place in the summer. Too
many bugs, Jesus, every place the

1332
01:36:00.119 --> 01:36:01.920
South is terrible in the summer.
Well that's not in just New Orleans.

1333
01:36:02.079 --> 01:36:06.279
Yeah, all right. We got
a couple of emails from Ryan another Ryan

1334
01:36:06.359 --> 01:36:11.960
different, Ryan, totally different,
Ryan Right's most admirable, loving and blurry

1335
01:36:12.039 --> 01:36:15.279
of us to the both of you, Jesus, but mostly me, but

1336
01:36:15.600 --> 01:36:21.399
mostly Stecco. Oh yep, Jesus, you guys are hilarious. You've made

1337
01:36:21.720 --> 01:36:25.479
the people on my Morning Bust think
I'm crazy. You've blown my mind with

1338
01:36:25.560 --> 01:36:29.439
your Richard Dreyfus Dammits way to go, Flora, and your love of puns

1339
01:36:29.520 --> 01:36:31.640
is greatly appreciated. But you never
read my emails. And then, while

1340
01:36:31.720 --> 01:36:34.520
listening through your back catalog, I
hear you say that if you have to

1341
01:36:34.560 --> 01:36:38.920
blow up a Gotham, it should
be Pittsburgh. No fucking way. Clearly,

1342
01:36:39.079 --> 01:36:41.520
La is the Gotham to blow up. It's got a lot of reasons

1343
01:36:41.560 --> 01:36:45.399
to back himself up here. That
might be a misunderstanding. I don't know

1344
01:36:45.439 --> 01:36:47.159
if we were saying, if there
was a blowing up, that we should

1345
01:36:47.159 --> 01:36:50.760
do it. I think we were
saying that Pittsburgh would make a good Gotham,

1346
01:36:51.359 --> 01:36:55.600
not that it should be blown up. We were probably talking about ers,

1347
01:36:55.920 --> 01:36:59.119
maybe, But I remember saying because
I went to Pittsburgh once and I

1348
01:36:59.239 --> 01:37:00.800
was like, man, there's a
lot of like Art Deco kind of stuff

1349
01:37:01.079 --> 01:37:04.640
that that I saw, and like
they got good sandwiches there, And I

1350
01:37:04.720 --> 01:37:09.960
don't know, I was my point
was that Iberg would make a good Gotham,

1351
01:37:10.239 --> 01:37:12.720
not that it would make a good
place to blow up. I never

1352
01:37:12.840 --> 01:37:15.439
remember what I say, and I
never think through what I say, and

1353
01:37:15.479 --> 01:37:18.039
I have very little concept of consequences, so it was probably me, oh,

1354
01:37:18.520 --> 01:37:20.439
well anyway, but yeah, I
know, yeah, blow up La.

1355
01:37:20.560 --> 01:37:25.279
I'm okay with that too. He's
listening to the back catalog or working

1356
01:37:25.359 --> 01:37:27.600
his way through it and thought of
a few things as we discussed. We

1357
01:37:27.640 --> 01:37:30.600
should release a compilation of just our
opening bits. Might do that. It's

1358
01:37:30.600 --> 01:37:33.920
a good idea. Um. The
amount of he writes, the amount of

1359
01:37:34.000 --> 01:37:38.520
asking listeners for emails that you did
in the early episodes has clearly screwed you

1360
01:37:38.600 --> 01:37:44.399
at this point. Oh, it's
a right. It's it's like it's like

1361
01:37:44.479 --> 01:37:46.800
saying, we're not enjoying it.
Okay, yeah, sometimes you get you

1362
01:37:46.880 --> 01:37:50.199
get screwed, but it's you're kind
of enjoying the ride. Is that getting

1363
01:37:50.199 --> 01:37:54.840
too weird? It's not screwing us. It's the moral of the story.

1364
01:37:55.159 --> 01:37:57.720
But you mentioned being behind on emails
in the recent episodes, but then you

1365
01:37:57.840 --> 01:38:00.920
just read the first heel email I
sent three months after I sent it.

1366
01:38:00.119 --> 01:38:02.640
Yeah, that's pretty standard. I
think we're gonna fix that. Well,

1367
01:38:02.680 --> 01:38:06.399
we're getting we're closed. We were
true even though you probably sent that three

1368
01:38:06.439 --> 01:38:11.079
months ago. Yeah, kudos to
your dedication. Yeah. See, that's

1369
01:38:11.079 --> 01:38:14.319
the thing that nobody realizes that,
like, when we're like that late,

1370
01:38:14.439 --> 01:38:18.439
it's not that we just skipped three
months. We're literally still working chronologically through

1371
01:38:18.600 --> 01:38:23.119
the emails. Then he writes,
how about a QVC intro for Dave Stecko's

1372
01:38:23.119 --> 01:38:28.119
Amazing Asswang Begone also known as swearing
a can it. I'll be protecting my

1373
01:38:28.239 --> 01:38:30.640
nuts from afar. When you read
this as the first thought of all that

1374
01:38:30.680 --> 01:38:33.399
bleeping me cause Florida to start firing. Right. Yeah, how about some

1375
01:38:33.439 --> 01:38:38.800
Monday superpowers. The octopulence, the
ability to have eight times the wealth reaches

1376
01:38:38.800 --> 01:38:42.039
our affluence of the person physically closest
to you at that moment. Wow.

1377
01:38:42.239 --> 01:38:45.119
Enough. Bastrel projection. The ability
for your consciousness to exist on the same

1378
01:38:45.199 --> 01:38:47.720
plane as that of a large mouth, small math, or sea bass,

1379
01:38:49.279 --> 01:38:55.000
making them easier to find and catch. Blutation, the ability to transform yourself

1380
01:38:55.039 --> 01:39:00.239
into arrant any character on the children's
program blues Clues, probab brow it manipulation,

1381
01:39:00.319 --> 01:39:03.479
the ability to make sure your night
out is free of douchebags. I

1382
01:39:03.600 --> 01:39:08.680
paid for that one. Astral correction
the ability for co workers with degrees in

1383
01:39:08.760 --> 01:39:13.039
English to correct minor grammar errors like
an extra comma on the astral plane and

1384
01:39:13.159 --> 01:39:15.520
leave things and leave things alone in
real life. Just get him out of

1385
01:39:15.520 --> 01:39:20.000
our way. Yes, you can
spectrally edit. Keep up the good work,

1386
01:39:20.039 --> 01:39:25.319
and if you are wondering, I
will be ending email in every email

1387
01:39:25.359 --> 01:39:31.279
in the same way you Todd Wanna
Maker free verse twenty sixteen. That's right,

1388
01:39:31.479 --> 01:39:34.800
man, uh And then he wants
to know Stecco, how did a

1389
01:39:34.920 --> 01:39:40.600
religious fundamentalist? How did I go
from being a religious fundamentalist to a debunker

1390
01:39:40.680 --> 01:39:46.640
realist? Or however I describe myself
today via an Antarctica gent and gentleman of

1391
01:39:46.760 --> 01:39:50.840
leisure, So dis grab myself.
I find it fascinating. Glad it happened

1392
01:39:50.840 --> 01:39:55.600
because the podcast is hilarious. Free
Verse twenty sixteen. Oh what a maker.

1393
01:39:55.840 --> 01:39:58.359
Oh you know, I think I
don't. I don't think I'm nothing

1394
01:39:58.399 --> 01:40:00.520
crazy happy here. You go out, you go to college, you meet

1395
01:40:00.800 --> 01:40:04.159
a damn book. Yeah you know, I mean you meet other people,

1396
01:40:04.399 --> 01:40:09.279
You get a more perspective, You
do a little traveling, and some other

1397
01:40:09.359 --> 01:40:13.439
strange people that the people that you
wouldn't think you'd run across. And then

1398
01:40:13.520 --> 01:40:16.840
you you spend time with people as
opposed to just stare at them from from

1399
01:40:16.920 --> 01:40:20.640
thirty feet you can't help but absorb, you know, kind of some better

1400
01:40:20.720 --> 01:40:25.079
perspective and stuff like that. I
don't know, and I don't I don't

1401
01:40:25.079 --> 01:40:29.279
know if my results are typical or
not. You know, some people stay

1402
01:40:29.319 --> 01:40:30.239
in the church for their whole lives
and it works for them, and you

1403
01:40:30.319 --> 01:40:33.159
know, good on them, but
yeah, for me, it was just

1404
01:40:33.319 --> 01:40:38.079
a travel uh, going to school, meeting a lot of people and just

1405
01:40:38.399 --> 01:40:43.000
may maybe just being open to other
ideas. So there you go. There's

1406
01:40:43.039 --> 01:40:46.239
a nice short version of it.
Thank you Ryan, Thank you Ryan Flora.

1407
01:40:46.279 --> 01:40:49.159
I got an email here from your
sister. Shut up. Yeah,

1408
01:40:49.359 --> 01:40:57.000
I actually did. She writes,
it's a same Hill Craig, Sam Hill

1409
01:40:57.079 --> 01:41:01.439
Craig, nice costume, sa Nel
Craig rites. I've been a longtime fan

1410
01:41:01.520 --> 01:41:03.880
and wanted to thank you guys again
for the entertaining me. While I work.

1411
01:41:03.960 --> 01:41:08.279
I routinely listened to about twenty different
podcasts, but I always look forward

1412
01:41:08.279 --> 01:41:12.239
to my weekly fix of Dave and
David is my favorite, and Pierre's podcaster

1413
01:41:12.439 --> 01:41:15.039
like broccoli for my ears. But
Blurry Photos is like stakums from my soul.

1414
01:41:17.560 --> 01:41:21.800
It probably is though. Yeah.
By the way, I just I

1415
01:41:21.880 --> 01:41:26.319
knew a guy from Mexico who claimed
to be a Windigo. His name was

1416
01:41:26.640 --> 01:41:30.840
Juan Diego Zig. He was recently
in a heated legal battle with a Crown

1417
01:41:30.920 --> 01:41:34.920
fighting company over the name of his
new motivational screaming business, When to Gogo.

1418
01:41:36.560 --> 01:41:41.920
Juan Diego later partnered with the Besmudged
carmaker Volkswagen to create an all new

1419
01:41:42.000 --> 01:41:47.600
campervan. The design marketed tagline was
from here to Tobago When Tobago will keep

1420
01:41:47.680 --> 01:41:53.680
your inner baby Froze Yo, Chase
the wheel Thorow. Sales have been lackluster,

1421
01:41:55.039 --> 01:41:58.720
no show suggestions, but I love
your intos and have made myself laugh

1422
01:41:58.800 --> 01:42:01.439
imagining you guys doing the Alex Jones
voice blowing the lids off all kinds of

1423
01:42:01.520 --> 01:42:05.199
mundane things like pots, pans,
jars, drinkles, containers. That would

1424
01:42:05.199 --> 01:42:11.520
be a great superpower that would blood
on it. Bosh, cheers, you

1425
01:42:11.640 --> 01:42:15.000
guys want some chips? It's also
let me just blow the lid off this

1426
01:42:15.159 --> 01:42:19.600
party. Can I open that beer
for you? No? I got an

1427
01:42:19.600 --> 01:42:24.279
email from Shannon Hi Shannon Shannon Rights. Hi, guys, Hi, Hi,

1428
01:42:24.800 --> 01:42:27.479
just to not to let you know
how much I love your just to

1429
01:42:27.560 --> 01:42:30.039
note to let you know how much
I love your podcast. I listen on

1430
01:42:30.119 --> 01:42:32.960
the hidden iPod at work Clandestine,
and it gets me through the long,

1431
01:42:33.039 --> 01:42:36.560
boring retail day without running screaming into
the street. Thank you for all your

1432
01:42:36.640 --> 01:42:41.039
hard work. I've listened to all
the episodes who that we have on iTunes.

1433
01:42:41.239 --> 01:42:43.760
I'd like to listen to your older
our kind of on my iPod.

1434
01:42:44.279 --> 01:42:45.520
I'm never in front of a computer
long enough. Is there a way to

1435
01:42:45.560 --> 01:42:49.880
download these older shows? I want
to keep them forever. Oh well you

1436
01:42:50.000 --> 01:42:51.960
can, well, I mean you
can do it overnight. I don't know.

1437
01:42:53.199 --> 01:42:56.239
Yeah. I think what you could
do is you can download them from

1438
01:42:56.279 --> 01:43:00.079
the website they are downloadable, and
then reload them into iTunes and slap them

1439
01:43:00.119 --> 01:43:04.079
on your iPod that way. Yeah. Yeah, like because clicks save as

1440
01:43:04.239 --> 01:43:06.000
kind of thing. Yeah, well, you know, because most of the

1441
01:43:06.039 --> 01:43:09.640
times iTunes like do you want to
be to be the default player? When

1442
01:43:09.640 --> 01:43:12.680
you click on an audio file,
it automatically imports it into iTunes and then

1443
01:43:12.680 --> 01:43:14.640
you can drag it onto your iPod. There you go. There, I

1444
01:43:14.680 --> 01:43:16.239
just solved a techt problem. I
never had an iPod, so I you

1445
01:43:16.319 --> 01:43:18.680
know, I never got around.
I still do have a couple that I

1446
01:43:18.800 --> 01:43:21.199
use in my house. They like
I have one in my bathroom and I

1447
01:43:21.319 --> 01:43:25.119
put the remote. It's one of
those little stereo things you can stick on

1448
01:43:25.239 --> 01:43:28.039
it. And I have the remote
and I put it in a tiny plastic

1449
01:43:28.119 --> 01:43:30.159
bag so in the shower I can
change songs because sometimes I really want to

1450
01:43:30.199 --> 01:43:32.840
belt it out. Yeah, Yeah, that's that's a way to do it.

1451
01:43:32.960 --> 01:43:38.039
I mean, I feel like the
old school iPods now are because they're

1452
01:43:38.119 --> 01:43:43.239
they're they they're discontinued, like they're
they're very precious. Yeah, yeah,

1453
01:43:43.279 --> 01:43:45.920
they do have a they have a
lifespan, man, and they're they're dying

1454
01:43:45.920 --> 01:43:49.199
out there like tomagochis. I mean, ask Nathan Kapiser over on fair Point

1455
01:43:49.239 --> 01:43:53.399
podcast. He'll tell you, yeah, that's right. He is an avid

1456
01:43:53.479 --> 01:43:57.840
iPod lover. Yeah. So yeah, thanks Shannon, Thank you, Shannon.

1457
01:43:58.000 --> 01:44:00.439
What do you got, Flora?
Got it one from Tea de la

1458
01:44:00.520 --> 01:44:04.600
Norte. I just na listening to
the portion of our Windigo show. This

1459
01:44:04.720 --> 01:44:09.399
popped into my head. There's a
show based in northern Canada where a chemistry

1460
01:44:09.439 --> 01:44:15.239
teacher is secretly making drugs breaking Windigo
is the drug farts, Yes it is.

1461
01:44:15.800 --> 01:44:18.800
Got a couple of good show suggestions
too, there, Thank you,

1462
01:44:18.960 --> 01:44:26.680
TiO de la Norte. TiO like
uncle though. Oh keep that in mind,

1463
01:44:26.720 --> 01:44:30.520
Teo. Right, sorry, all
right, got an email here from

1464
01:44:30.640 --> 01:44:39.000
Todd x Flexing. All right,
Todd, I want you to shake it

1465
01:44:39.039 --> 01:44:41.680
off. Why don't you get a
little bit of that recovery beverage right now?

1466
01:44:41.720 --> 01:44:44.600
I want you to stretch it out. Do a couple of those potstirs,

1467
01:44:45.439 --> 01:44:48.960
soup spinners or whatever they're called.
Fries, bad, cocacola bad.

1468
01:44:49.039 --> 01:44:53.399
Oh no, I said it.
Drinking water people. Now, all right,

1469
01:44:53.479 --> 01:44:57.760
here we go. The window episode
just hit the listener mail segment.

1470
01:44:58.119 --> 01:45:00.600
No mention of the killing of Tim
McLean. You were called the unfortunate man

1471
01:45:00.640 --> 01:45:03.880
that was beheaded on a greyhound muss
and then eaten in front of the other

1472
01:45:04.000 --> 01:45:09.439
passengers until the authorities removed its killer. That's true. We didn't. We

1473
01:45:09.479 --> 01:45:12.359
didn't got it, Yeah, but
I don't. I never I didn't see

1474
01:45:12.359 --> 01:45:15.640
anything that linked him to wind agism. Well that guy was just whacked out

1475
01:45:15.680 --> 01:45:20.319
of his skull. But maybe maybe
yeah, I mean eating I mean eating

1476
01:45:20.399 --> 01:45:24.199
somebody. Of course, yeah,
do it. But actually, you know,

1477
01:45:24.560 --> 01:45:26.319
now that I think about it,
is kind of weird that that didn't

1478
01:45:26.319 --> 01:45:30.439
come up. It never linked to
it in the research that we found.

1479
01:45:30.600 --> 01:45:33.039
But sometimes we don't do well with
the modern stuff. Yeah, it's very

1480
01:45:33.079 --> 01:45:38.279
true. He likes he made that. We made a great the state reference.

1481
01:45:38.319 --> 01:45:42.000
It was almost certainly me because I
wish I've seen it. How about

1482
01:45:42.000 --> 01:45:45.199
an end campaign like Dan and Dave's
failed rebok campaign, would that be like

1483
01:45:45.399 --> 01:45:49.239
Dave versus David. Do you remember
Dan and Dave? They were they were

1484
01:45:49.319 --> 01:45:55.239
like Reebok had this whole campaign because
they were both athletes in the decathlon in

1485
01:45:55.319 --> 01:45:59.560
the early nineties Olympics, but then
one of them failed to qualify, so

1486
01:45:59.720 --> 01:46:02.119
they they just they just fell apart. Wow. No, I don't remember

1487
01:46:02.159 --> 01:46:04.560
that at all. And we are
still the leader in all things weird more

1488
01:46:04.600 --> 01:46:09.159
Bolstone as I have an insatiable hunger
that can be that can never be full

1489
01:46:09.239 --> 01:46:18.720
Stone. Oh slats, thanks Todd
X and finally Flora rounding out this.

1490
01:46:19.439 --> 01:46:24.000
This is it. We're fucking caught
up, dude, Well we're almost caught

1491
01:46:24.039 --> 01:46:27.840
up. Here's a little little asterisk. We have set aside a bunch of

1492
01:46:27.920 --> 01:46:30.439
puns because we were planning an epic
punny road journey. But yeah, this

1493
01:46:30.560 --> 01:46:33.039
is run long. But this has
gone so long, we're gonna put that

1494
01:46:33.279 --> 01:46:36.680
on, uh look for it in
a couple episodes. Yeah, they've already

1495
01:46:36.720 --> 01:46:40.880
recorded the episode that's coming. Well
maybe the next I don't know. I

1496
01:46:40.920 --> 01:46:43.920
don't know when this is coming out. So you're gonna get a penny road.

1497
01:46:44.159 --> 01:46:48.840
I mean maybe maybe we've already done
I don't know. Ye all right,

1498
01:46:48.920 --> 01:46:53.920
So here's here's the last email.
It's from Tom Tom as a question

1499
01:46:54.039 --> 01:46:57.960
because he says, I'm very curious
where do you get all your custom made

1500
01:46:58.039 --> 01:47:02.560
Lego men? Oh okay, I'm
looking away because Flora just went from six

1501
01:47:02.640 --> 01:47:06.800
to midnight. Gross. Here's the
deal. He doesn't wear pants people.

1502
01:47:06.920 --> 01:47:15.840
I can't emphasize this enough. The
legos of me and Dave. I got

1503
01:47:15.880 --> 01:47:21.359
those at the Lego store down on
Michigan Avenue. Here are certified genuine Lego

1504
01:47:21.520 --> 01:47:28.199
products. They have a little a
little certificate of authentics ort a heosk where

1505
01:47:28.239 --> 01:47:30.800
you can they have like a ton
of faces and a ton of bodies and

1506
01:47:31.840 --> 01:47:35.399
a crew tremat and stuff you can
put together, you know. And they're

1507
01:47:35.439 --> 01:47:39.119
just happened to be a couple that
looked like me and Dave. Of course

1508
01:47:39.159 --> 01:47:41.960
I had to I had to futz
with the little goatee on them. But

1509
01:47:42.159 --> 01:47:45.600
because they don't make evil legos and
goates are inherently exactly Now. The thing

1510
01:47:45.760 --> 01:47:53.359
is the rest of the legos are
mini figures that they sell individually that you

1511
01:47:53.439 --> 01:47:56.319
have to you have to actually buy. They come out with different series.

1512
01:47:56.399 --> 01:48:00.600
So you should post a picture of
the collection, because I mean it's it's

1513
01:48:00.760 --> 01:48:04.319
powerful. Well, it's impressive.
Gosh, they actually just released I think

1514
01:48:04.359 --> 01:48:06.720
they just released a new one I
needed. That's got a lot of good

1515
01:48:06.760 --> 01:48:10.279
ones. Yeah, anyway, you
should you should release a picture of that.

1516
01:48:10.359 --> 01:48:14.520
And don't forget to recreate my my
my favorite joker that I ever made.

1517
01:48:14.720 --> 01:48:17.680
I remember that Flora's got the Back
to the Future DeLorean set and then

1518
01:48:17.760 --> 01:48:23.680
he amongst his many minifigs I had
because you know, there's there's like Doc

1519
01:48:23.760 --> 01:48:28.439
Brown screaming, and so I put
Lego Abraham Lincoln under the front wheel with

1520
01:48:28.680 --> 01:48:32.840
Doc screaming. I was really proud
of myself for that. But yeah,

1521
01:48:32.960 --> 01:48:36.800
so so most of them, the
majority of them except for me and Dave,

1522
01:48:36.960 --> 01:48:42.680
aren't custom made. They're just what
what Lego releases in their mini figure

1523
01:48:42.720 --> 01:48:45.079
series. Well, not to mention, you have a fair amount of weird,

1524
01:48:45.399 --> 01:48:48.600
uh cool, like really well made
knockoff legos that aren't necessarily that's true.

1525
01:48:48.640 --> 01:48:53.159
There's a lot of Chinese legos that
are superheroes. And then there's a

1526
01:48:53.239 --> 01:48:59.680
really cool place you can go to
called Brick Warriors that makes like accessories that

1527
01:48:59.760 --> 01:49:02.079
you can equip your legos with.
So they have a lot of swords and

1528
01:49:02.520 --> 01:49:06.399
weapons. Armor. There's one cool
thing. It's like it's like armor you

1529
01:49:06.479 --> 01:49:09.760
put on the lego, but it
has two head attachments. You can make

1530
01:49:09.800 --> 01:49:12.439
two headed lego men. Yeah,
I like that one. Yeah, it's

1531
01:49:12.479 --> 01:49:16.159
fun. There's like a buzzsaw hand
and dragon wings and stuff head. I

1532
01:49:16.279 --> 01:49:19.760
try to use them as much as
I can. Then I feel good about

1533
01:49:19.800 --> 01:49:24.479
spending the money on it. It's
justified, justified. But that's how it

1534
01:49:24.560 --> 01:49:29.279
dispense. How would do it?
Thank all of you so much for writing

1535
01:49:30.159 --> 01:49:32.600
patience and God, how happy are
we all going to be that I can

1536
01:49:32.720 --> 01:49:36.840
stop my three minute apology at the
end of every episode about this. We

1537
01:49:36.960 --> 01:49:42.159
are caught up with emails. We
got a puny road coming out to catch

1538
01:49:42.239 --> 01:49:45.199
up on those. Man, there's
there's a few, a scant few that

1539
01:49:45.279 --> 01:49:50.319
have come in since recording this.
We will get to but that at least

1540
01:49:50.359 --> 01:49:55.600
they are like within the last week. I can finally feel clean again.

1541
01:49:56.000 --> 01:49:58.760
I can respect the man I see
when I look in the mirror and then

1542
01:49:58.840 --> 01:50:01.920
also myself. Hopefully it does that
in my bathroom every day. Hopefully it

1543
01:50:02.000 --> 01:50:04.399
doesn't take me a month to edit
this and get it out. That would

1544
01:50:04.399 --> 01:50:08.079
be hilarious. That's the other thing. Actually that that did. That's something

1545
01:50:08.159 --> 01:50:11.119
happened this fall. Yeah, jeez, you took us like two and a

1546
01:50:11.159 --> 01:50:14.399
half three months to get that one
out. So they're like, anyways,

1547
01:50:14.520 --> 01:50:16.800
yeah, there you go. Thank
you guys so much for sitting through all

1548
01:50:16.840 --> 01:50:19.680
this. You guys are glorious.
Thank you for writing. Please continue to

1549
01:50:19.760 --> 01:50:23.279
do so. It does not screw
us. And if it does, it

1550
01:50:23.359 --> 01:50:28.239
does it in the good way,
in a good way, the American way.

1551
01:50:28.760 --> 01:50:30.960
You know how to find us yea
blurry underscore photos on Twitter, to

1552
01:50:31.640 --> 01:50:34.600
podcast Facebook, let's do it real
cash, you know where we're at.

1553
01:50:34.840 --> 01:50:39.039
Hit us up here, us up
on the iTunes. Of course you're already

1554
01:50:39.079 --> 01:50:42.039
on there. Probably all you gotta
do is click five stars, give us

1555
01:50:42.039 --> 01:50:45.039
a good review. Oh yeah,
you know what. It doesn't take a

1556
01:50:45.079 --> 01:50:47.319
lot to go to audible trial dot
com, slash blurry photos. You get

1557
01:50:47.399 --> 01:50:53.359
yourself an audiobook. The deal.
It's so free, so great. If

1558
01:50:53.399 --> 01:50:58.159
you enjoy the grating sound of my
voice and the melodic sound of Mark Solov's

1559
01:50:58.239 --> 01:51:02.479
voice, check out Blast Podcast.
I did an episode of Muff Movies.

1560
01:51:03.079 --> 01:51:09.800
Mark and I improvise from memory the
entirety of Good Fellas. I think the

1561
01:51:09.880 --> 01:51:13.199
first half, the first half came
out already, and I think the second

1562
01:51:13.239 --> 01:51:15.720
half should be coming out in the
next couple of weeks. So so check

1563
01:51:15.800 --> 01:51:19.000
that out if you just can't get
enough of listening to someone be better at

1564
01:51:19.079 --> 01:51:25.199
this than me and two people being
better than me. So yeah, so

1565
01:51:25.359 --> 01:51:29.560
check that out. And uh man
twenty sixteen, we're doing it. Uh,

1566
01:51:29.720 --> 01:51:31.560
don't forget. We gotta get those
likes, I mean not likes.

1567
01:51:31.760 --> 01:51:34.319
Uh yeah, we gotta get those
likekes on Facebook. If we get one

1568
01:51:34.399 --> 01:51:39.039
fill though, Florida, Florida gets
a tattoo, and you guys are picking

1569
01:51:39.079 --> 01:51:43.359
the tattoo. So I'm not signing
any anything about this, dude. You

1570
01:51:43.399 --> 01:51:45.039
know, that's why it used to
be New Years. Here's the thing now

1571
01:51:45.279 --> 01:51:48.279
now it's now. That's what makes
it. That's what makes it a gentleman

1572
01:51:48.479 --> 01:51:53.079
it's gonna be. We don't need
to dirty this with paperwork and pens and

1573
01:51:53.560 --> 01:51:57.560
analysis. It's a gentleman's agreement.
I see no brandy here. I'm I'm

1574
01:51:57.600 --> 01:52:01.319
still see cigars going. I'm I'm
going to ensure that if we get one

1575
01:52:01.399 --> 01:52:06.880
thousand before the drunken episode, you
will wake up with a tattoo. If

1576
01:52:06.960 --> 01:52:11.800
we start making money to pay the
rent with I'll get a tattoo of the

1577
01:52:11.880 --> 01:52:15.159
logo. If we make more than
that, i'll get whatever tattoo you want.

1578
01:52:15.359 --> 01:53:08.800
Okay, perfect Bom bom bom system
is down.