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Brown decided to take a bus ride 20 00:01:53,159 --> 00:01:57,760 to visit some friends uptown. He got on the bus at the corner of 21 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:06,680 one hundred and twenty fourth Street and Lennox Avenue, and as the bus started 22 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:10,560 up, the driver said, please to this bus go up as far as 23 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:16,240 uh uh could you tell me? Could I? Could you? Uh? 24 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:23,120 Hell? He? Would you kindly move to the re of the bus. 25 00:02:23,759 --> 00:02:29,080 No, I'm gonna sit right here. You know something, you was really 26 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,800 pretty. You was about the only bus driver I ever see that didn't need 27 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:44,360 to shave. Moved to the re of the bus please. And when the 28 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,240 bus got to one hundred and thirty fourth Street and they were still trying to 29 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:51,520 break the ice, would you please move to the re of the bus. 30 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,199 You was really sweet. You know something. When you cut off that taxi 31 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:59,879 cab back there there was a spression on your face that reminded me of my 32 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:07,639 mother. Love to the bee of the bus, please, and then the 33 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:12,680 bus rolled on and on and on. Please move to the ree of the 34 00:03:12,719 --> 00:03:16,240 bus. You know you is so sweet and graceful. I could sit here 35 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:22,879 all day and just watch you shift the gears. Do you realize that you've 36 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:25,680 ridden with me up and back to the Grand concourse six times this afternoon? 37 00:03:27,439 --> 00:03:30,400 Yeah? I ain't going this study with a gale before without being engaged. 38 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:40,159 Move to the bee of the bus please, Well, I finally moved to 39 00:03:40,199 --> 00:03:43,919 the rear of the bus. Yes, but I don't think we should sit 40 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:50,639 back here much longer. The supervisor might come by. Well, now that 41 00:03:50,719 --> 00:03:53,960 we are holding hands like this, allow me to introduce myself. My name 42 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:59,719 is Andrew H. Brown Es Whire, but my friends just call me Andrew. 43 00:03:59,599 --> 00:04:02,639 How do you do Andy? My name is Susan Bennett. Susan Bennett 44 00:04:02,919 --> 00:04:06,479 say, that's a pretty name. I but a cute little guy like you 45 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:11,520 has got a million boyfriends already. Huh No, not exactly. I'm new 46 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,680 around here, you see, I haven't had a chance to make any friends. 47 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,319 I guess I'm sort of a Babe in the woods, Babe in the 48 00:04:17,319 --> 00:04:28,600 woods, I need to shake hands with an old force rangers. Well, 49 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,160 that afternoon bus ride with Susan was the start of a beautiful romance. It's 50 00:04:32,199 --> 00:04:36,199 now two weeks later and Andy is up in his room making the official announcement 51 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:41,800 to the Kingfish. Yeah, Kingfish, me and Susan is oldfishal engaged. 52 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:46,079 We have decided to take their feudal step. Well, it's a sad thing, 53 00:04:46,199 --> 00:04:48,839 Endy, but I guess we all have to go sometimes on my way 54 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:54,279 to miniature Kingfish. This is different. This Susan is a beautiful young girl. 55 00:04:54,959 --> 00:04:57,639 Well, of course you is y, but LEMI is playing to you 56 00:04:57,759 --> 00:05:00,560 what happens with marriage. It's like going to a nursery and getting a potted 57 00:05:00,639 --> 00:05:05,439 plant in full bloom. You give this potted plant tender care and attention through 58 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:09,240 the years, you feed it, nurse it, and watch it grow. 59 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:15,560 But then in the time and the aphis gets to it, and he wakes 60 00:05:15,639 --> 00:05:17,639 up one morning to find out that you were stuck with nothing but an old 61 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:25,879 pot. I don't wait a minute, listen, King fish ies mirrying a 62 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:29,720 gal. I ain't walking down the aisle with no petunia. Oh no, 63 00:05:29,879 --> 00:05:33,040 no, And I was speaking figuratively there, just drawing what to cause analogy 64 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,240 to the thing is. See, yeah, what's all that junk you got 65 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:40,519 sped out on your bed? Deboy? Oh yeah, this this is all 66 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,639 old momentums of my bachelorhood. Day. Now that I'm getting married, I'm 67 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:46,759 gonna burn them all up. You sure got a pile of souvenirs there and 68 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,920 there, an old press ruse, a couple of ribbons or leis, handkerchiefs. 69 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:55,879 Oh yeah, different gals give me all that stuff. M not does 70 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,040 the hatpin? There? And there? Some gal give you that? Well, 71 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:00,560 in a way she did. She japed me mill it one night in 72 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:04,720 the hallway. Hey, you got a lot of pictures there too. Uh 73 00:06:05,079 --> 00:06:11,439 look a say, who is this goofy looking guy here sitting on the beach 74 00:06:11,519 --> 00:06:15,040 with that old scarecrow? Let me see king fish, that's your sapphire. 75 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:23,360 Yeah, I wonder what we ever saw in each other. Well, I'm 76 00:06:23,399 --> 00:06:26,759 getting rid of all this stuff from here on in I as a one woman 77 00:06:26,879 --> 00:06:30,319 man. Well then there I got admired for it. Boy, you've been 78 00:06:30,399 --> 00:06:32,560 a love a boy. But that's all over it now. And I want 79 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,160 you to know that from the bottom of my heart eyes happy to know that 80 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:39,319 you was at long last found the right girl. Well, thank you, 81 00:06:39,439 --> 00:06:42,199 King Fish, I appreciate that. Yes, and there I tell you, 82 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:46,000 after being married to south Fire for twenty two years, I've found out that 83 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:50,199 the holy thing that makes marriage worthwhile for a man is love, understanding, 84 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:55,439 and affection. It is huh Yeah, I sure wish I could get a 85 00:06:55,439 --> 00:07:05,399 little lover around my place. Sitdn't happy to seem my dear friend Andy getting 86 00:07:05,439 --> 00:07:10,959 married a nice girl too, After all, him and me has been the 87 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:16,920 greatest come in. How do you do? I am looking for George Kingfish, 88 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:24,279 Stevens, George Stephens. He ain't no trouble. No, Well, 89 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:29,399 I's George Stevens. Mister Stevens. I'll get right down to the facts. 90 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,519 I happen to be the father of Susan Bennett. I understand your friend Andy 91 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,720 Brown and tends to marry her. Yeah, that's right. Well, frankly, 92 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:39,920 I don't think Brown is the man for my daughter. But the more 93 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,959 I try to influence her, the more determined she is. So I'm willing 94 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,399 to pay you one hundred dollars to break up the marriage. Now, wait 95 00:07:46,439 --> 00:07:49,040 a minute, you was asking me to betray my best friend for one hundred 96 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,920 dollars? Is you asking me to come between him and the gal he loves? 97 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:58,920 Is you asking me to do a thing so low and underhanded? Is 98 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,920 that hundred and cash? Yes, it is payable as soon as you break 99 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:07,759 up the marriage. You got yourself a deal, You know, Mosa, 100 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,000 You as really lucky you come to me. I don't know another one of 101 00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:26,600 Ander's dear friends that would have double cost humano cheapots. Good evening. This 102 00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:31,720 is your rex Al family druggist speaking to you for the ten thousand independent druggists 103 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,480 who have made the word rex Al part of our own store names. We've 104 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:39,519 done that because we recommend and sell the two thousand or more drug products made 105 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:43,679 by the rex Al Drug Company, like rex Al aspirin. For example, 106 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,559 when swallowed with water, the five full grains of pure aspirin and every rex 107 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,399 All tablet are ready to go to work for you even before they reach your 108 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:54,799 stomach. Yes, there's no faster acting aspirin made proof. Again, you 109 00:08:54,919 --> 00:09:07,919 can depend on any drug product that bears the name rex Al. This roast 110 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:11,279 leg of lamb is particularly delicious, tonight, ain't it? Mama? Just 111 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:16,759 perfect daughter, John's perfect, best looking leg I ever seen in this family. 112 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,000 What was that, Joe? Oh nothing, honey, nothing. I 113 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,000 just told him myself, don't you Holly test your food? Is something wrong? 114 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,759 No, no, just something on my mind. The business deal come 115 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,480 up today? Not trying to figure it out, say George. I hear 116 00:09:30,519 --> 00:09:33,919 around that Andy Brown and got itself engaged. Yeah, that's right. When 117 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:46,000 they get engaged at a pool tables you brought as funny as an elephant would 118 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:54,559 sign us trouble. No, no, mamma, He's engaged to some girl 119 00:09:54,679 --> 00:10:01,000 named Susan Bennett. Bammit, Famit seems I heard that name so place before. 120 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,440 I guess it couldn't be the same one, though. Oh she's such 121 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,440 a lovely looking girl. I can't imagine why she'd be attracted to an old 122 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,399 man like Andrew H. Brown. Yeah, well it is a big pdvantage, 123 00:10:11,399 --> 00:10:13,720 you know, after all, in the market, that's always the ripest 124 00:10:13,759 --> 00:10:18,960 melon, the drawers, the most flies. Nice girl got her own job 125 00:10:18,039 --> 00:10:22,240 too, drives a bus. Hmmm. Going for a working girl, I 126 00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:26,200 always start a lazy looker like Andy Brown would hold out for some rich woman 127 00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:30,600 so he could sponge off of her for the rest of his life. Well, 128 00:10:30,639 --> 00:10:33,480 I guess he would. But the arrows don't pop up for every Well, 129 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:37,960 you know, they ask a fellow to marry her. They uh, 130 00:10:37,039 --> 00:10:41,320 they wait a minute, Shaw, How you like that? I just give 131 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:45,480 myself idea here, Honey, what was the name of that girl that lived 132 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:48,200 in the downstairs apartment chair? You know, the one that used to work 133 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,840 in the circus. You mean Lulla Fontaine? Yeah, I think I got 134 00:10:50,879 --> 00:10:54,240 a little job for her. But joy, she was a bare back rider. 135 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:58,120 Well, one animal is like another, and if any can handle a 136 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,559 horse, he ought to be able to have no trouble with his two docs. 137 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:09,360 I got in mind here. Well, it's just a lar idea with 138 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:13,679 Lulu works. Shouldn't have no trouble breaking up anders engagement and making myself one 139 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:18,000 hundred bucks richer. Oh, come in, brother, and they come in. 140 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:20,360 Just sitting here around the office, Yeah, not thinking of a thing, 141 00:11:20,519 --> 00:11:24,039 Hi, King Fish. Well, I've just been riding up and down 142 00:11:24,039 --> 00:11:28,120 the Riverside drive talking with my finance you know, I've been thinking something here. 143 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,440 It ain't gonna be right for people to see the wife of Andrew H. 144 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:35,279 Brown driving a bus. Well, agree with you there? Yeah, 145 00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:39,519 So after we're married. I'm gonna see if I can't get her transferred inside 146 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:46,000 to the grease. Pet ain't no sense. And having heard this, gris 147 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,720 you uh And I know that she was noticing how tired I looks this morning, 148 00:11:50,799 --> 00:11:54,000 And I know you was just dying to know where I was last night. 149 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:58,000 I is huh oh, trying to drag it out of me. Huh, 150 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,320 Well, I guess I'll have to break down, tell you, seeing 151 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:05,080 that she was so curious, I was out last night at a big society 152 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:09,919 party. Society party who throwed the thinking, oh some society galt at me, 153 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,200 and so fire met up with. Her name is Lulu Fontan. We 154 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,799 run in touring the lobby over at the First National Bank. She's a wealthy, 155 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:22,720 rich woman who was also loaded with money. And she gave a big 156 00:12:22,799 --> 00:12:26,440 party. Huh yeah, just as big as any affairs ever given by l 157 00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:31,919 I Coon Henneeddos Fellas. Yeah, she's served nothing but imported cavia. I 158 00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:41,759 must drank three full glasses of the stuff there yet air and nine feetsman standing 159 00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:45,080 around stuffing flamados. And I lived there. You know, it sounds like 160 00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:48,279 she really be loaded with money loaded. Why when we first saw at the 161 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:52,360 bank. She was wearing two fur coats. She had a mink coat over 162 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:58,120 the chinchilla to keep it from getting dirty, I tell you. And there 163 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,600 for a single, unmarried woman looking for her husband. She's really apprised. 164 00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:03,840 Of course you wouldn't be interested in her. And now that she was engaged, 165 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:09,120 would you? Of course? Not me interested in another woman just cause 166 00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:16,799 she got money? Ha ha ha. Where she lived the ladies anna, 167 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,919 if you was engaged. Calm down, boy, you're going on point there 168 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,000 like a bird dog. Hell, god man, there you can't. Hey, 169 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:28,440 look out the window that boy, well, at is a coincidence coming 170 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:33,440 across the street. There it's the rich Lulu fantan. I was just talking 171 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:37,480 about her. She must be going to pay her social calls them where that's 172 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:41,320 the rich gal. Huh. Look at the heels of her shoes there they 173 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:45,799 show his war down anythinka she had a maid? That way? You see 174 00:13:45,879 --> 00:13:48,399 she is a little knock need, so by wearing the heels war down on 175 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:56,879 the outside, that springs her knees out a little bit. And wait a 176 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,759 minute, and I'll tell her to come on in here. I'll like have 177 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:05,679 you then, oh miss Fontaine, Uh, Lulu Hey, come on in 178 00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:09,240 here, Yeah, come on here. I like to having you meet a 179 00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:11,720 friend of mine, and there, I'd like to have you meet the rich 180 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:18,000 and counted Miss Fontine. How do you do my What a chum and good 181 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:26,679 looking man. I feel like I've seen you someplace before. Have I seen 182 00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:33,879 you in the movies? No, I don't think so. I usually stay 183 00:14:33,919 --> 00:14:37,080 home at night and watch television. Oh, Miss Fontaine, I noticed that 184 00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:41,240 you ain't wearing none of your big diamonds and ruby jewel read that you usually 185 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:45,559 has on. You ain't jingle jangling as loud as usual. Well, I've 186 00:14:45,559 --> 00:14:48,279 got to do a lot of rushing around today, and I'm traveling light. 187 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:58,000 Well, make your self comfortable. Let me help you off with your genuine, 188 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,960 me cooled Miss Fontaine. Oh, don't bother, say, Kingfish, 189 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,799 could I see you over here a minute? Uh? Why? I certainly 190 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:11,320 excuse us? No find him? Uh? What is it dinner? Kingfish? 191 00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:13,960 Did you say that was a mink coat? Certainly is mink as fine 192 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,799 as you can get, genuine wild mink? Yeah, I figured they was 193 00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:22,799 wild. All right, we're there. Some of them minks has been in 194 00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:30,320 some tough fights. Anything, Yeah, I guess the hell that's one on 195 00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:31,840 our elbow. Must have had a fight with him, then he'd been scouted 196 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:41,679 back here. You must be to mister Brown, and mister Stevens was telling 197 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:46,519 me about and may I say that you was even more polished and charmed than 198 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:52,240 I expected. Oh, wile as a dog will. I've got to be 199 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:56,399 running along now. I'm drawing a few thousand dollars out of the bank. 200 00:15:56,919 --> 00:16:00,679 I'd ask you to come with me, mister Brown, but understand, another 201 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:04,440 woman already has you in her clutch. Yeah, but keep talking. I 202 00:16:04,559 --> 00:16:14,240 think our clutch is slipping. Wait. If anything happens, my telephone number 203 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:22,519 is Lehigh five six' nine. Oh oh oh, goodbye you handsome things. 204 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:32,679 I just can't resist a tenson you on your little jowl. Yeah, 205 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:41,440 I let you kitchy cool to you too, hm thee High five six nine. 206 00:16:41,679 --> 00:16:48,200 Oh oh wow. Well, Lena can see from the way you wire 207 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,279 is popping out that you was thinking along the right line. Yeah, I 208 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,120 got real class. Ain't you see the way she's fretted out? Yim? 209 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,720 Yeah. I like everything about her. I even like the sound of her 210 00:16:56,799 --> 00:17:02,440 knees knocking together. Wait a minute, Kingfish, I was engaged to Susan, 211 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,359 How was I gonna tell her? How was I gonna break the engagement 212 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,119 with her? Well, there's only one way to do it, and tell 213 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,960 her that you're doing it for good. Let me see here I got it. 214 00:17:11,559 --> 00:17:14,799 Tell her something simple, Tell her that you was a gangster and a 215 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,079 criminal, and it adn't fair for you to marry her even though you loves 216 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,359 Yeah, yeah, tell her what kingfish? I got a date with her 217 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,759 at eight tonight, and long by half past eight, I'm gonna break the 218 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,440 engagement and tell her that I A'm never gonna see her no more. Yeah, 219 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:30,119 well that's fine, any but if you're going up there, Ed, 220 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,720 why is you waiting till half pairs d to tell her? Well? I 221 00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:42,000 thought I might get in a little smooching first, But George, I must 222 00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:45,640 say, you're eating a lot better this evening. Yeah, well, eyes 223 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,480 happens a log, Honey, happens a log? What over? A big 224 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:51,640 deals? Ey? Big deal? Hey, a good cup of coffee I 225 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,920 got here. Oh, by the way, SAPPI, it's been bothering me 226 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,319 all day, and I just remembered who that Susan? Bill it was? 227 00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:03,680 Oh, you did a society girl. Her father is Thomas J. Bennett 228 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:07,319 of Millionaire, and she's got one hundred thousand dollars in the old lean. 229 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,200 I'm George, you still got hot coffee all over yourself? Well, what's 230 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,799 a couple of third degree burns at a time like this? I don't know 231 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,440 what you mean? A society girl, though? What was you doing driving 232 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,599 the bus? Well, the way I heard it, she's one of them 233 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:26,720 modern girls. She decided that all the men in herself was trying to marry 234 00:18:26,759 --> 00:18:30,400 her for a monthy, so she left home and got this job driving the 235 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:34,000 bus to try and find real true love. Holy mackerel, holding mackerel, 236 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:37,039 George, what are you caring on like this? What's wrong with you? 237 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:41,039 I done made a terrible mistake. I done stabbed myself in the back. 238 00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:44,799 Why didn't I know she was an heiress? I tell you that I ought 239 00:18:44,839 --> 00:18:47,160 to be a lord. And when a fellow tells the girl he loves her 240 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,400 right then and there, she ought to declare her assets. I'm telling her 241 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:04,000 now, here's your rex Al family. Druggists today all across the country. 242 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:07,640 There's a word that's fast becoming a synonym for multivitamins. Yes, and I 243 00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:11,799 know what it is. Plenimens right, But do you know why? Of 244 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:18,119 course I do. Plenimens are the rex Al multivitamin capsules that give you eleven 245 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,599 important vitamins, including red vitamin B twelve, plus the nutritional extras of liver 246 00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:27,720 concentrate and iron. Way. You must take plenimons yourself naturally, and are 247 00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:33,799 they convenient? The daily dose ages boil rapped and individually sealed. You just 248 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,200 tear it off and the guaranteed potency of all the rest is completely protected. 249 00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:41,240 And you want to know something else? Lady? When you talk like this, 250 00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:45,240 I could listen all evening. You can take pleniments for only pennies per 251 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:48,440 day. Need I say more? Friends, why don't you switch to plenimens. 252 00:19:48,519 --> 00:20:04,079 That's pl e na mins clenemens at Rexel drug stars everywhere. Hello, 253 00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:10,079 Hello, Hello, hello, oh me And it don't answer. It's quarter 254 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,599 pass edge. He must be up with Susan right now, breaking off to 255 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:18,839 engagement. Her papa's worth almost a million too, No wonder he didn't want 256 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,079 to marry a dead beat like Ander. I don't know what notes or hire 257 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,240 Calhoun come in? What's wrong with you? Can't fish? You really look 258 00:20:26,319 --> 00:20:30,680 sad? I ain't see the fish that long since my father got run over 259 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,079 by a steamroller. Calhoun, and I am glad you come in. I 260 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:37,119 gotta talk to somebody quick. I messed myself up and eyes the end of 261 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,440 my rope. I did the stupidest thing I ever did. This time, 262 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,759 I gonna throw in the sponge'all really gonna give up? Give up? Can't 263 00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:48,640 fish? Don't never take that attitude? You can't never give up? Why 264 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,359 did I give up politics? Just call this? Thrown me over the party? 265 00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:53,559 Did I give up politics? Cause I never made no money at it? 266 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,799 Did I give up politics? Just call? No one ever voted for 267 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:06,160 me? No? I didn't. That's why the brumba is today. Help 268 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,920 my situation here. Andy got herself engaged to a gal, and the gal's 269 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,599 father offered me a hundred dollars to break up the marriage. So what did 270 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,920 That's natural? Yeah, but I has just discovered that the gal is an 271 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,920 heiress and the man that marriage her think of the position i'd be to move 272 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,279 in on his money? Yeah, you ought to be able to drain that 273 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:27,640 bar. I could crank case two lego Calhoun and is up at the gal's 274 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,599 apartment right now, telling the gals that he is a criminal and breaking off 275 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,000 the engagement. Tell me what you gonna do when I wait a minute, 276 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,759 Maybe you could bust in up there and telling that Andy was breaking off the 277 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,319 engagement for a noble reason, telling Andy, don't find out she got money. 278 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,400 He's too fine, a noble a character to marry a gal with money. 279 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,880 Yeah, that's a great idea. I rush up there right now. 280 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,079 Yeah, I gotta be going to uh. I gotta get my glasses fixed. 281 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,279 Having trouble with your glasses, Hunty, I'll say I he is. 282 00:21:55,759 --> 00:21:59,039 The other day I've seen a barber pole and went into place and asked for 283 00:21:59,079 --> 00:22:02,200 a shave and a half, and the marriager of the bakery told me out 284 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,039 what about the barber pool? It turned out to be a skinny gale and 285 00:22:06,079 --> 00:22:18,799 a stripped sweater. So there's a story. Susan. I is really a 286 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,559 hardened criminal and you a criminal. I just can't believe it. You've always 287 00:22:22,599 --> 00:22:26,559 been so sweet. Well, you see, Susan, I has got two 288 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:33,039 personalities, I as a regular doctor jerkill and mister HyET. No, Susan, 289 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,079 it's like I say, it'll never work out. Oh, I come 290 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:41,519 to say farewell and goodbye. Well, and if that's what I'll see who 291 00:22:41,599 --> 00:22:48,240 it is? Why your friend, mister Stevens, excuseie, your Susan and 292 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,079 the boy. I can't let you do it? Do what? Can't break 293 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,599 off the marriage just because you know that Susan here and really a bus driver, 294 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,400 but it's actually a society girl who has got one hundred thousand dollars in 295 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:03,920 her own name cash. I knows that the stupid umus better Andy Hill made 296 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,240 up that story about being a criminal, and for a very noble reason. 297 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:11,119 He made it up too. What reason was that? Yeah? What reason 298 00:23:11,319 --> 00:23:15,279 was that? King? Because Andy, you was too noble to marry a 299 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,440 woman who has got money. But I can't let you do it. And 300 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,160 I know you love Susan and she is the girl for you. Yeah, 301 00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:26,720 I say what you mean, Kingfish? But what about Lee high five six 302 00:23:26,799 --> 00:23:34,119 ' nine oh wrong number? Oh oh? And mister Stevens is right, 303 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,559 you're wonderful for feeling that way, but we can't let my money staying in 304 00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:41,480 the way of our marriage. Well, okay, honey, I'll marrier. 305 00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:45,359 It's just that I has always felt that marriage can't be a success where the 306 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,480 wife has got a lot of money. Ain't that what I felt? Kingfish? 307 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,279 You were said it a thousand times. Oh Andy, we have been 308 00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:56,240 married. This is all so wonderful. Let's not wait any longer. Yeah, 309 00:23:56,599 --> 00:24:00,599 get married right away. You know. It's only I hope, Susan, 310 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,240 that you can be worthy of a man like and there with his fine 311 00:24:03,279 --> 00:24:07,039 ideals. Yeah. And you know, honey, even though I hate your 312 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:10,160 money, I'll be as kind to it as if it was my own. 313 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:22,079 Well, that's right, Amos. The wedding is gonna go ahead tomorrow. 314 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,319 Well, uh, and there this is the MoES on again off again thing 315 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,039 I done ever heard of in my life. Well, it was, I 316 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,000 tell you, you know how indy is. He decided to call it off. 317 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,119 He's the fickle type. Then he heard about the money, and well, 318 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,960 I'll tell you, Amos, there something about a hundred thousand dollars that 319 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,039 will unfickle a man in a hurry. Well, I put on a wonderful 320 00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:47,160 act, amos, me saying I was so noble I couldn't marry a woman 321 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:51,440 with money. Ah ah, Well didn't know. I kind of feel sorry 322 00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:55,960 for Susan. She sounded like a pretty wonderful gal, a gal that would 323 00:24:55,960 --> 00:25:00,039 take a job driving a bus just so she could find real love. I 324 00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:02,640 don't think you're doing right by this, Gail, Andy, you don't love 325 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,720 her lessen amos with a hundred thousand dollars involved. That don't pay to be 326 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:10,319 fussy. Yeah, you just keep out of this amos. Our gravy board 327 00:25:10,319 --> 00:25:22,799 has come in and we are slapping around in the giblets. Andy. It 328 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,319 was nice of you to ride with me tonight, my last night on the 329 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,759 bus. Yes, Susan, honey. If it wasn't for this bus, 330 00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:34,359 I would never meet you. This is a wonderful bus company. Oh just 331 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,839 think, and we'll be married tomorrow. And I know we're going to be 332 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,720 happy. Oh. Yeah, I know we're going to be happy too. 333 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,519 I know we're going to be double happy because we're both starting from scratch. 334 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:52,240 What you mean from scratch? Well, Andy, honey, after what you 335 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:56,480 told me, I couldn't bear to see you unhappy. So to make sure 336 00:25:56,559 --> 00:26:00,079 our marriage is a success today, I gave every nikola this way, stop 337 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:18,720 the bus, let me off. I've gotta Soldama. This is Hallow Wilcox 338 00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:22,640 reminding you to be sure to watch for Rexall's full page ad in next week's 339 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,200 issues of Life Look Colliers, The Post and Country Gentlemen. It's crammed full 340 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,880 of specials featured all during November at rex All drug stores everywhere. Here are 341 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:36,799 just a few quick examples. Cleanso Facial tissues Big three hundred sheet box only 342 00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:41,000 twenty four cents. Fifty high style Christmas cards in exclusive designs only ninety eight 343 00:26:41,079 --> 00:26:47,319 cents. Maxi chocolate covered cherries regular eighty nine cent palm box now only fifty 344 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:52,599 nine cents. Remember this bargain field ad appears in next week's issues of Life, 345 00:26:52,759 --> 00:26:56,759 Look Colliers, The Saturday Evening Post and Country Gentlemen, and don't forget, 346 00:26:56,839 --> 00:26:59,759 ladies and gentlemen to visit your friendly rex All drug store, and don't 347 00:26:59,759 --> 00:27:02,920 forget at your community chest. Thank you and good night. See you next 348 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:15,799 Sunday. Man. If shaving's your worst daily chore, this tip from Wilcox 349 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,160 don't ignore. Stag brushless shave cream starts your day the faster, cooler, 350 00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:25,039 no scrapeway. Stag needs no rub in, smooths right on wiltst those whiskers 351 00:27:25,079 --> 00:27:29,240 while you yawn, stays moist, longer, costs no more and sold at 352 00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:40,680 every rex Al store. Stag Brushless shave cream be sure to be with us 353 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,480 next Sunday at the same time when you're Rex Al Druggist will again present The 354 00:27:44,599 --> 00:27:48,359 Amos and Andy Show. Tune in early folks on Sunday, and here my 355 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,680 friend Irma Armis Brooks, The Jack Bunny Show and now following us, the 356 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:56,759 Edgarburg and Charlie McCarthy Show over most of these same stations. Guest Sir Sunday 357 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:04,640 is Funday on CBS. This is the CBS Radio Network.