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What is up? Everybody? Welcome
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two and seven pm. And more
about that later in the show. Yes,

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Okay, let's get into a little
bit of Vander pump. Let's get

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let's get a little Vander. Let's
get a little pump into our Vander.

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If I I enjoyed this, I
definitely enjoyed part two of this reunion more

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than part one. Agreed it was
on percent, it was pretty good.

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And I say pretty good in the
way that I got super mad at many

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different places. And Mike, you
know what I was going to say,

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I might have some different opinions to
you, but I have a feeling we're

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going to agree on stuff, but
you might you might push back, I

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might push back. And I'm gonna
say also, like, ugh, people

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are gonna get so annoying with this. But I do feel and I think

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I've maintained this a little bit throughout. I feel like this shit's real,

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like when and I will give La
La this. I'm not a fan of

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La La. I think she's insane
and I think she's like full of shit,

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and I just I'm not a fan, but I do like how real

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she's trying to make it. I
do like that she gets up in people's

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faces even if they said, Okay, that topic's off. You know,

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we can't talk about that. Even
though it's shitty for her to do it,

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it gives us, as the audience, like a glimpse of a real

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thing, of Katie's eyes getting real
big, like fucking street there, Like

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I like those moments like Kyle,
like Kyle used to do on Housewives.

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I was like, Liza, I
don't you know Maritio's off limits. I

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like it. I guess I agree, but I also disagree at the same

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time because I feel like all of
that realness is fake, Like her whole

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thing is, Yeah, this is
my job. I really care about my

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job, my job of being on
a TV show. Well, that's not

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your So your job you you she
feels her job is stirring up drama.

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Well, and also you can't do
it to her. So you were not

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allowed to talk about Randall if you
throw that back right, you don't know

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what it's like to have kids.
I'm sure her kid is offline. What's

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her kid's name? So summer Moon
is Sheena's? So what does she have?

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Ocean? Yeah, exactly. Jupiter
is off limits. You can't You

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don't know what it's like to have
a baby. You can't talk about Jupiter.

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But so if anyone did that to
her. You're right, see I've

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immediately turned on my own opinion.
Well done. It's that it's the the

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thing of also also playing the mom
card. Speaking as a mom is fucking

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ridiculous. It's ridiculous to be like, yeah, you people don't have any

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idea because you don't have kids,
but like, you know, talk to

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me when you have a baby.
It's like, shut up. It's always

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been such a pet peeve when people
say, like, you don't know love,

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You don't know real love unless you've
had a baby. And I'm always

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like, well, I love Judge
Judy. You don't know how much I

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love Judge Judy. How can we
nobody? You can't know how much you

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love Judge Judy. That's the thing. So for them to be like,

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well, no, because I have
a baby, so I know better than

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love of Judge Judy. How do
you know until you've truly loved Judge Judy

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like I do, and you really
do. Like that's the thing. Like

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a lot of people say they love
Judge Judy, like, oh, yeah,

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I'll catch it when it's on,
but you're like, no, that's

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I will record it at four and
four thirty and then again later I'm not

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getting on CBS. And by the
way, I love her like a baby.

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I don't know how to explain this, but I have like maternal feelings

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for her. If you're a spiritual
person, and now you're not. But

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if you were a spiritual person,
you would say, we've met in another

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life. And I was her mother, you would think because she's much older,

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you know, she's in her eighties, I would say at this time,

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I feel like the problem is that
we're discovering is that la Law would

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push back on you, you know, and she'd be like, well,

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no, because I have a baby
with Randall, so it's different. And

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to that then you're a love of
Judge Judy and right, I disagree with

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her. Yeah, okay, you
know what. You turn me around.

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Immediately I was coming in saying like, yeah, I kind of like that

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Lala does this, but it's disgusting, but it's still kind of fun to

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watch. Kind it's definitely fun to
watch. She definitely gives us something to

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watch. But I just it gives
me the feeling of like, Okay,

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Lala, we get it. You're
you're the main character. You're but she's

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trying so hard, and I I
just really feel for Arianna. Oh me

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too. She's just trying to get
through and like it's lucky her but also

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good for her. Oh I'm more
right or died than ever. And with

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Katie too. Although Katie can be
very mean, as we saw some flashbacks

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of this in this episode, we
remember Katie is very she's very cold,

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she has a break nothing can really
and I could see in real life how

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that wouldn't be so great like watching
her Yeah, okay, ride or die

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awesome, But in real life it's
a lot. I have so many feelings

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about Joe. I don't even know
where. We have a lot to get

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to before we even get to Joe. But I've flip flopped on Joe like

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five thousand times. Yeah I did
too, but I ended up back on

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the side of I do not like
her, and I don't like what she's

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trying to do and like stop trying
to be part of the I think she's

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very manipulative, and I think that's
why the cast doesn't care. Oh,

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none of them like her because I
think she's just We'll get to that,

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but first, what we just talked
about is basically how it opens with Lama

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pulling the whole Katie, you should
have been meaner to Ariana. You should

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have been honest about your feelings about
thinking that she's not carrying her weight with

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something about her. Meanwhile, and
this is where I'll say, like,

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it's not productive for Katie to be
like, yeah, I have a bone

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to pick with you, Arianna.
If she doesn't, maybe she's a person,

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and maybe she was venting at the
time. Maybe she was like,

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Wow, this is a lot and
I feel pressure and I've invested a lot

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of money in this, and I
don't want to have a big problem with

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Arianna, And I don't think that
that's like, oh, well, if

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you have any feelings about it,
you need to bring it in front of

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the camera. Maybe she doesn't want
to do more damage to her friendship.

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Maybe she does want to support Ariana, and maybe she's like, why don't

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you just be a fucking friend and
let me vent a little bit off camera

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because it's not a huge problem,
and it's not it's not friendship ending,

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and I don't want to not be
in business with her, right like vent

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as people do. That is what
people do. Like that's and even Ariana,

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of course, she was like,
that's fine, Katie, like I

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get it. Yes, exactly exactly. Then they all turned, including Schwartz.

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Everybody turns on Katie. Then rockets
in. Remember that you just said

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something, I just wrote. What
the fuck Brocks? Shut up? Exactly,

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Lala colaps at her like I ride
hard? Do not ride hard for

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Katie. Don't stop saying you ride
hard. It's not two thousand and six.

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Honestly, I don't even know really
exactly when people said they rode hard

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for each other. I don't remember, but I know it's not four.

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No, it's been a while.
It's back when we called a car or

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whip. I mean, it's it's
over now. Did you ever do the

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whip and the nane? Yes?
Or the nares? Of course? What

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do you mean? Of course?
Because I never did. If I'm honest

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now, and I am honest because
I am about this is a show where

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it's about us being honest. I
see is king on this and Cecily if

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you won't talk about things like your
whip and your nane like I do.

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This is my job, okay,
and I have a dog to support,

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I have children like this is my
job, and I bring it here.

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I will tell you I will talk
all about whipping and Nana, and I

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don't care because I I'm real that
you're not so much like you won't bring

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it up. I'll tell you this
much. I'll tell you this much about

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whipping and Nana. I love YouTube, but like we all do, we

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go down rabbit holes all the time. But there was I had one thought

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one time where I was like,
maybe YouTube isn't so great when the Clintons,

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both Bill and Hillary went on and
did the whip and the naa for

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some reason. I don't know what
it was on, but I remember thinking,

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I don't know if we should have
YouTube. And that's like a whole

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different conversation, and I'm back to
loving it. Of course, I know

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you love Trump and you're happy that
he's trying to get rid of TikTok.

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That's kind of been your pet.
Well, I don't love him. I'm

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romantically linked to him. I think
that's where you get confused. I am

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sexually attracted and with him sexually on
a daily basis. You love his politics.

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Oh that's that's where that's for our
other show. Yeah, that is

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for other people, all right,
So ride hard. Katie's over it,

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and she's she holds she stands,
you know, strong as she does.

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Yeah, it's it's ridiculous and Laala's
just like, ah, I just love

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having a comfortable conversations on camera because
it's really productive and makes a good show.

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And what you're saying, which I
see your point, is that,

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Okay, well, thank god for
her trying to make good TV. But

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what I feel is like, yeah, but you don't give a shit about

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undermining your friends making sure that they
have conflicts in their life because I'm trying

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to support my daughter, Like,
come on, be honest about other stuff,

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or you be honest about Randall and
don't be like no, that's it.

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I have an Nda that's custody stuff. And yes, she's just she's

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not a good person and I don't
understand. Also like, okay, I

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know you don't love Sena and we're
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I think that was next, right, the kiss, the stupid kiss.

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But I will say she looks really
good, Like everything looks good,

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the botox is perfect, she looks
really pretty. Why and not that Lala

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isn't gorgeous, but how come Lala's
eyebrowser so high up? Like what's the

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different What are they doing differently so
that when I do it that I get

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more of a Sina than a Lala. Well, I think Shina looks I

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don't agree. I think Shina looks
real fake. But yeah, eyebrows,

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that's that's just going. That's just
the attitude of I want my money's worth

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and then you just keep going,
give me more, give me more,

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and you end up with joker eyebrows. Okay, I just that was an

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honest question because it's like, why
is that? Or maybe Arianna would be

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a better like that's what to do, that's the to do because she I'm

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sure it does a little something,
but it looks perfect. Yeah, she's

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probably just I think she looks a
lot more natural, so she's probably not

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doing that much. Maybe she's not
that old. I guess was she in

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her early forties? I mean I
looked good in my early forties. Yeah,

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I mean they all look amazing.
They all look like they're in there

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whatever, much younger. But I'm
just wondering why, Why is it because

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La La is like yelling at the
botox person as she's doing it, yes,

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or her face freezes like that.
It's because when you get when you

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get it in your eye, in
your forehead, and you get too much

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it raises your eyebrows up. I
remember those days. But I feel like

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we're done with that. So she's
going for that ice skating rink forehead and

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probably her person is like, I
don't think you want to do that,

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and she's like, I, yeah, I do, and they go,

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okay, I was going to do. I went to a lady one time

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and I was like, okay,
I want to do She's like, you

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know, I do botox to the
stars and I said, what are some

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of the stars. She's like,
well, I can't really say, but

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Nicole Kidman's one of them. And
I was like, nope, not doing

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it. And that really happened.
I lovely. I can't really say,

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but Nicole Kidman for sure. That's
that's when I can say, why why

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can't you say that? One?
But a massage. I had a massage

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therapist one time and she's like,
you know, I get a lot of

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this is and first of all,
don't talk during the massage, especially,

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don't name drop during the massage.
And she was just like doing the thing

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and she's like, I get a
lot of it. And I was like

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okay, okay, thank you,
And I wasn't asking any follow up questions.

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She's like, okay, I'll tell
you one, Jimmy Kimmel. Oh

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well, in that case, let
me turn over and let you do my

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front, help me everything and spare
no details. Oh well, it's like

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the old days. But if she
was like, let me just tell you

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Jimmy Kimmel loves a happy ending.
That's all I can That's all I'm gonna

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say. I can't. It's private, and let me just say sorry.

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Bro, he hasn't done this in
a long time because he doesn't hear very

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well. But every now and then
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Then ro I hear? Yeah,
I gotcha. It's funny that you would

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say that because I was swear to
God, I was just telling John.

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I'm like, I think Peopo's hearing
is going oh way. You don't start

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noticing that is when you call their
name and they don't really look up,

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right. I think it's just them
being passive aggressive. Oh stop it all

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right? Well, you know what, we had a good little stick there.

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I'm gonna mute while you well,
you gus into the next thing.

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Okay, So they do the the
cheating basically retrospective, uh, and we

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talk about Sena's kissed with Schwartz and
then and then they show like how it's

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all been very incestuous between all of
them. And you would know this better

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than I do because you've watched all
the seasons. But definitely Sheena has some

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kind of like hero thing going on, even which is not something to be

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proud of, because she's going to
tell you that all the guys have hit

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on her, right, and she
and then they're like even sand of bal

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even sand of ball, and like
as would be the most surprising, not

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sand of all. He doesn't seem
like somebody who would cheat, right,

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And then Lisa's like did you use
condom? She first of all says condom,

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not condoms? Yeah, did you
use condom? And then he makes

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a joke I guess, which was
so gross unnust sary, and I also

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didn't get it. Yeah, this
the shit out of condom or something for

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he said something, oh my lockjaw, So I guess that's a blowjob joke.

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So he's going to give a blowjob
and then swallow the coll like what,

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I don't it's probably making a joke
about he's blowing a guy. I'm

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sure there's anything wrong with it,
but like, oh, is that what

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he's doing. He has to be
because then Andy laughed, like I got

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it. He's quoting some comedian.
He has to be, because a Sandaval

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would never come up with anything like
that, even though it's not good.

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But he can barely string a sentence
together. And that's just the truth.

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You know what. At the end
of the day, as you've said before,

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Sandoval in schworts not very smart.
I used to push back on that,

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but I no longer can. They
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he said it, He's like,
look, I'm not that smart. I

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mean, you know, God bless
him for realizing that. Yeah. Okay,

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So then they try to make they
try to turn it again back on

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Katie, like, oh, so
you remember you hooked up with Max?

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You really you came hard back whatever
for Schwartz, and nobody cares, No

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one cared, No one even hardly
remembers Max. I don't care that she

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hooked up with him. I don't
believe she hooked up with them more than

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once though, when they were like
did you come back for more? And

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she's like, maybe I doubt it. Yeah, yeah, I mean,

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what do you think. I don't
think so, I don't. I think

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she's just trying to look kind of
cool. And then Schwartz won't even give

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her that. He's like, I
guess I manifested this, Bubba. I

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just like really needed you to hook
up with someone, so it'd be like

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you're bad too, Bubba. Right, right, couldn't even just be jealous

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for five seconds, because if you
don't give a shit, right, And

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then la Law again takes a little
swipe at Katie by going, oh she

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He's like, yeah, level of
the playing field, and she's like,

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oh she she bulldozed that playing field, right. I think she is trying

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to support her. I think she
was trying to be so. I think

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Lala thinks she's so important that whatever
she says. So she's got your back,

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you're supposed to feel really good and
she's got you hard. If she

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doesn't have your back, watch out. So in that second, I think

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she went back to say like,
yeah, Katie wins this round, right,

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is what I think Lala meant.
But at that point Katie was like

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cool, cool, cool, Yeah, I'll never trust you again. Right.

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So then the next thing that happens
is they are all talking about how

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somehow Arianna like might have a swelled
head after the affair, Like they're basically

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implying that she thinks she's all that
because you know, she got Dancing with

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the Stars and she's gotten attention and
uh. Then Andy asks Arianna if it

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was hard for her to see Sheena
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wanting to let him back in,
and then Sheena's like, she didn't even

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watch the show. Fuck off,
Sheena, also fuck off for the bucket

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hat. In the flashback, they
show Sheena like complaining about something in a

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bucket hat. Aha, and that's
not okay either, Right, I don't

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know what's worse good as gold or
the bucket hat. I really don't.

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So Sheena's like acting acting like,
well, Arianna wouldn't even have to struggle

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with seeing that because she didn't watch
the show. And Andy's like, yeah,

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but it's so I love it when
they call them out. I'm like,

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not everything is just the show,
Like, you guys are also talking

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to each other in real life.
So Andy kind of calls that out.

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He's like, yeah, but she
didn't know you felt that way. And

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then I wrote in parentheses, queen
shit. Marianna is like, I understand,

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obviously, I get it, but
I'm probably not the person to come

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to with those feelings. And she
says it really gently. She's not even

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angry. There's nothing, And I
feel like Arianna has to go overboard to

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stay calm for everyone else, right, because she's tired of feeling so much.

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She went through it. She carried
the show. She gave it to

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you, guys. That's why the
show even still exists, is because she

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let herself be vulnerable on camera,
right, But nobody will like let her

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have that right, so then shehena
again makes it about herself. I do

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not like Shina. She's like,
yeah, but I just wanted her to

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know that, like I'm her girl, and I'm still here. I'm still

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here for her, like even though
like my tone and the way I speak

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and I tend to say the wrong
things and like to the wrong audience,

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you know, like how I'm like, well, am I not on Dancing

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with the Stars? Right? She
carries well, don't forget. She kind

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of talks to her Karen. You
know, I just don't understand why I'm

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not on Dancing with the stars as
she is, but I don't know why

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she takes that wrong, like,
like, you know me, I just

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say all the wrong things, you
know me. I just was like,

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you know me, I just accidentally
kill people. Sometimes it's just me.

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It's just Shana, it's just hashtag, just Shena, Like, I don't

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like that. Don't You don't have
to make your look. Let other people

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say it for you. You don't
have to say it for yourself, right,

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right, So then laws, yes, yeah, this was where I

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was like losing my mind and I
cannot. I can't. I can't with

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Laala, as the kids say,
she's just this is where she goes on

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that rant about how like it's totally
different with Randal and this is the mom's

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stuff and you don't understand, and
case closed, custody, case closed.

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But then is like, but Arianna, you kept living with Tom, so

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I don't understand, and then you
just moved on ten days later. So

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now Laala is judging Ariana for moving
on, even though Arianna got totally fucked

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over, right, and totally fucked
over by someone she was with for a

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lot longer than Laala was with Randall, who was married, right, right,

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But then then and this was stupid
too, and I just think that

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Laala just doesn't even hear herself,
Lala, Lala's. Katie's like, well,

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I mean I moved on from Schwartz
too, and Lala goes, well,

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you weren't traumatized by a manual with
for ten years? Yes she was

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exactly exactly ten years, like,
yes, she was longer. And also

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Lala just oh, you know what, it's so upsetting. Then they try

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to show a scene and unseen footage
which I didn't totally understand, the plant

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like plant gate, Yeah, I
did, Okay, tell us about that,

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Okay, So basically, uh,
there was this part where she says

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she's always there for Ariana, but
Arianna isn't there for her. She's like,

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I've been I'm there for you,
like the time that you didn't stick

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up for me when Charlie called me
a hoe. So then they flashed back

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on this scene with Charlie going like, yeah, she's a total like hoe

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and Ariana guys to laugh and that
most right, I will say, I

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noticed, like I would love that
either, right of course not. But

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here's the thing. Lala is calling
her out on that at the show and

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Arianna's very patiently like, yeah,
but we completely talked about that and I

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apologize, like we settled that,
remember at the plant store. M I

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was like, well, I don't
like She basically tries to deny it.

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So then they roll tape and the
tape is of Lalla going like, hey,

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I didn't really appreciate it when you
didn't stand up for me, like

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when Charlie was saying stuff about me, and Laala completely owns it. But

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oh, because Lala is like,
yeah, but they didn't air it and

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Ariana, but that doesn't mean that
didn't happen. Lala like it keep screaming

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at her man and she's like,
but we talked about it on camera and

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what it didn't air, And she's
like, but it doesn't change the fact

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that we had a whole conversation and
we put it behind us, and now

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you're bringing it back up. And
in the conversation it's clear that Ariana completely

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owns it, and it's like,
I'm really sorry about that. I absolutely

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should have been like, that's not
okay. That was a lot you're saying

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that about her, and please don't
do that. That's my friend. I'm

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sorry about that, and Lala is
like, okay, so it is ridiculous

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that Laala is just trying to make
TV. And then she says that I

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love that. Ariana is like,
well, I guess you talk about everyone

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stays very calm, Katie, Ariana, everyone around Lalla, and I think

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they had the realization like this,
she's crazy. She's not to be trusted.

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You're not going to win an argument
with her, so I'm just gonna

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And you notice that they all did
that. I mean, I guess they

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can't get rid of her. You
can't get her off the show at this

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point. She's too known, although
she's not like the star Oh if there

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is if the show even comes back, well yeah, but now I think

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I think Laala is completely gunning for
being on the Valley. It's like she

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probably thinks that's like totally her show. She wants to be, you know.

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And by the way, we are
recapping the Valley right now in case

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you didn't know, oh yeah,
and we're into it. We fought it,

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but I'm so into it. I
am so into this show. But

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I think that Laala is just like, oh shit, that shows probably the

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value be doing better than vander Pump. And I think she wants in on

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that, so I think she's really
going for this mom stuff and like not

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that she's having another baby just to
be on the valley, but you know

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what I mean, I think she
might be. I thought it. I

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almost said that, and then I
stopped myself as like, that sounds crazy,

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but I'm not sure it is possible. It's absolutely possible. Another baby

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that James, as we talked about, picked the sperm form. I like

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this one. This one looks like
it has red hair. It'll have red

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hair, Okay, James, Yeah, you seem like the guy that will

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405
00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:49.920
right, okay, back to these
idiots, no offense when I say idiots,

406
00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:52.720
Listen, I come from a family
where we use that, like like

407
00:27:52.799 --> 00:27:59.319
it was a loving term. More
hey, moron, Like they'd say that

408
00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:02.559
to hey, hey, hey dummy, Hey dummy, get you go get

409
00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:03.799
you. Yeah, hey, you
missed the you missed the ball, dummy,

410
00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:07.880
You'll get it next time. And
I think they it was a place

411
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:11.359
of love. It sounds like if
you if you don't think that was loving,

412
00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:15.839
you're just you're too sensitive, loser, learn your lines, loser.

413
00:28:15.960 --> 00:28:21.119
It was it wasn't okay, So
who can we skip this stuff about Sena

414
00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:25.559
taking a picture with Sandoval because they
already covered that. I feel like they

415
00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:29.960
brought that back up again and we
Ariana is not mad, so nobody gives

416
00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:33.000
a shit, right, But the
next thing is that they ask Sena like,

417
00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:37.960
so, how jealous and mad were
you about Ariana getting dancing with the

418
00:28:38.000 --> 00:28:41.960
stars, And she's like, it's
not like I do the do the voice?

419
00:28:42.039 --> 00:28:45.640
Let me get the voice? Like
yeah, I mean, I like

420
00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:48.359
I wanted to do it. It's
but I have a very busy dance card

421
00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:52.799
myself now with my music. Like
she's trying to pretend like I don't need

422
00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:55.640
it anyway. But then she like
turns to camera and she's like, but

423
00:28:55.720 --> 00:28:59.000
if you're still looking for people,
I'd like to do it. Then Brock

424
00:28:59.079 --> 00:29:02.440
throws her under the bus. He
goes, God, it's gonna be really

425
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:04.680
tough. Yeah, it's like a
tough fact to follow. What what?

426
00:29:06.519 --> 00:29:11.599
Oh my god? Do you think
they argued about that later? I don't.

427
00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:14.200
I think she's in a daze,
to be honest, I don't think

428
00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:17.880
she can even keep up with all
this, like her life. I don't

429
00:29:17.920 --> 00:29:19.440
know. I mean I hope so. I want to believe. I would

430
00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:22.759
have been so pissed. I know
if that was me, I would have

431
00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:27.119
been so mad. I mean,
that's your Your husband knows that, that's

432
00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:30.240
like your dream to be on the
show. And he's like, I don't

433
00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:33.119
know, I don't know if friend
was because pretty good, pretty good?

434
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:37.039
You don't want to not bad?
You're all right? Is she? Though?

435
00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:41.119
Have we ever we've seen her dance
When she does her like little performances

436
00:29:41.160 --> 00:29:45.920
and they're not especially great. She'll
do the splits every now and no she

437
00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:51.240
has like no rhythm. No.
Yeah. But the thing that also was

438
00:29:51.279 --> 00:29:53.960
annoying is that she was like,
oh my gosh, it wasn't even that

439
00:29:55.039 --> 00:29:56.880
I wanted that I want to be
on so bad. It was that she

440
00:29:56.880 --> 00:30:00.519
didn't tell me. I just was
she told me like she told other people,

441
00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:06.279
she didn't tell me. She told
people that she didn't think would say

442
00:30:06.319 --> 00:30:10.279
anything. She knew Sheina would make
it all about her and tell everybody right

443
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:15.799
right which own that own that shit? Sheena just be like, yeah,

444
00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:18.680
I do kind of have a big
mouth, right, I probably would have

445
00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:22.039
made it about me. It's just
me, It's me Stina. Okay,

446
00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:25.640
now let's get to the real good
thing, because now we got Joe.

447
00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:27.759
Ali is such an afterthought. I
mean, I'm glad that she exists.

448
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:32.240
I think she's she makes James a
better man. I like her. But

449
00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:36.559
let's talk about Joe, do we? Okay, so we get that we

450
00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:40.839
come back to out the alley thing
after Yeah, but you find out Joe.

451
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:44.279
But that we do find out,
though, which I found annoying,

452
00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:49.079
that Joe gives astrological readings for one
hundred and ninety five Allie, Ali and

453
00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:53.319
Joe's what, I'm one hundred and
ninety five dollars an hour? Yes,

454
00:30:53.599 --> 00:30:57.480
reading a session? Yeah, reading
one hundred and ninety five dollars an hour?

455
00:30:57.839 --> 00:31:04.079
Like therapists don't try to charge that. What they do well, yeah,

456
00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:08.119
but there they've also been to school
for it. Yes, what did

457
00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:15.119
Ali do? Read an issue of
Cosmopolitan magazine? And yes? Come on,

458
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:18.359
James is like Turney's like, but
that's not enough. We could charge

459
00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:22.119
more. Let's think bigger, Let's
do what skip do it on zoom,

460
00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:26.160
get do a whole seminar. I
mean he's not wrong. I guess ticket

461
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:30.400
while you can? You know,
are you a cancer? You're a cancer?

462
00:31:32.839 --> 00:31:37.720
You're sensitive? You know me?
My parents had sex in September,

463
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:41.799
so I like to go on vacation. What I'm very extroverted because my parents

464
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:48.279
fucked in March. I've never understood
it. I've never and listen, you

465
00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:49.799
know me, You've got me a
long time, and like, well,

466
00:31:49.839 --> 00:31:55.279
I love a personality quiz you know
I love Meyer's Briggs. I can't believe

467
00:31:55.319 --> 00:32:00.759
people compare those two things. What
your rising sign? I mean, look,

468
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:06.000
if I hired my chart done done
a couch in November. So I'm

469
00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:09.279
a bit prickly. I'm a bit
prickly pair. Come on, I mean,

470
00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:12.440
I can't tell you how many people
in my life though, people that

471
00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:15.960
are extremely intelligent, people that are
listening. I have had my chart done.

472
00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:17.279
I'm sure you have to. Like, I didn't choose it, but

473
00:32:17.359 --> 00:32:21.440
I've had people in my life go
let me do your thing, and I'll

474
00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:22.720
do it. Did you pay one
hundred and ninety five dollars for it?

475
00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:25.880
I paid five hundred and ninety five
dollars. Oh, I didn't pay my

476
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:30.640
rent that month because I did need
to know what my moon sign was,

477
00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:37.200
and it's Pisces. Bitches. It
just feels like there's so many different Like

478
00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:40.400
you can't just be a cancer,
which I am. You have to have

479
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:44.920
what's your rising sign, what's your
lowering sign? What's your flag? What's

480
00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:49.640
your house? What's your house?
Of the rising signs? We told you

481
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:52.160
this on board, but I kind
of like some of it, even though

482
00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:53.160
I don't believe in any of it, but it's fun to read, right,

483
00:32:53.279 --> 00:32:57.759
So I'm like, Okay, so
I'm Sagittarius, I'm Scorpio rising,

484
00:32:57.759 --> 00:33:00.519
all this thing that I've found out, right, But then there's one thing

485
00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:04.119
called like your black moon, and
I was like, what's this? So

486
00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:07.119
I did I put all my numbers
in you know, your date of birth

487
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:10.039
and your what time you were born
and all that shit, And so it

488
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:14.599
comes back Libra, which apparently is
the only one that's like, oh you're

489
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:16.839
doomed, like literally the whole thing. I'm like, so any to have

490
00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:22.000
one out of twelve chance to have
your black moon or whatever it is in

491
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:25.839
Libra and it's like you'll never You're
just not going to get there is not

492
00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:30.680
crazy. But there's got to be
other people that have so every so that's

493
00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:35.920
it. You just don't even Hey, listen, Ali, if you're listening,

494
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:38.480
come on the show and explain what
your black moon is and how I

495
00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:44.160
can and how is that any different
than like tarot cards. It's not,

496
00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:49.759
thank you, even tarot cards usually
have a positive spin. Yeah, I

497
00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:52.440
don't understand any of it. I
feel like, if, if anything,

498
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:57.400
go see a medium, you know, if you're into that kind of thing,

499
00:33:57.599 --> 00:34:00.559
like get some valid information, talk
to somebody who's crossed over. Yeah,

500
00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:05.960
I still why I love a ghost, right, but like, doesn't

501
00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:09.519
that sound more reasonable to spend your
money on if if somebody's a medium to

502
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:14.280
hear from your you know, dead
relatives then just to find out like what

503
00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:16.280
your rising sign is, which you
can do on your own. You don't

504
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:20.119
even need Ali for this. That's
what I'm saying. We're not trying to

505
00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:22.159
kill her business now, but I'm
just saying, let's I'll do it for

506
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:28.519
one ninety she's charging one ninety five. Let me do your astrology chart for

507
00:34:28.679 --> 00:34:31.639
I'll do it for one eighty five. I'll do it for fifty. I

508
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:36.159
don't okay, I'll I mean,
I might not tell you what you want

509
00:34:36.159 --> 00:34:39.519
to hear, but that you have
a black moon and libra. I mean,

510
00:34:39.559 --> 00:34:42.880
I'm in trouble. Okay. So
Joe, by the way, did

511
00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:45.599
you think it was where that Joe's
just now meeting Andy for the first time.

512
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:52.000
Yes, and this is definitely one
thousand percent her dream come true.

513
00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:55.280
This is this has been her goal
and we're going to find that out and

514
00:34:55.599 --> 00:35:00.239
I'm gonna get rollinoid. Yeah,
this this gets Oh. This is when

515
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:04.320
I started going back and forth because
it was so sad when He's like,

516
00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:06.280
yeah, I mean, I don't
like just like you know, we're just

517
00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:08.320
buddies. Joseph and I are buddies
and She's like, uh no, this

518
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:12.159
was a very serious relationship. They
basically say it at the same time.

519
00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:15.880
M yeah, no, we were
together. But then I kind of came

520
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:23.360
over and they as did everyone like
poor Joe on that part. Well as

521
00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:29.199
as I've said, Schwartz is a
terrible but he's terrible. Yeah, he's

522
00:35:29.239 --> 00:35:32.360
and he did gaslight. We overused
the term, but he that's that's exactly

523
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:37.679
the definition. Yes, he gas
lit her, and he took and well

524
00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:39.800
he also just lied to her and
told her everything she wanted to hear so

525
00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:44.239
that he could like have a lot
of regular sex with her. And then

526
00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:46.400
was like, I don't know what
you're talking about, like we're just we're

527
00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:51.000
good friends. And then they were
having sex like once or twice a week,

528
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:53.599
which is dating. He was saying, I love you. They were

529
00:35:53.639 --> 00:35:57.599
going on dates like I mean,
my god, it's like, well it

530
00:35:57.639 --> 00:36:00.639
wasn't like, you know, sending
her texts and being like I love you,

531
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:02.119
but like, yeah, I told
her how much I cared about her

532
00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:05.239
and I love you. He said. It was like yeah, I do.

533
00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:07.880
I mean I did love Joseph,
so like during sex I loved her

534
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:12.400
especially, so I tell her that, I mean I felt also. At

535
00:36:12.400 --> 00:36:15.119
the beginning of this, before we
even get to that part, they're all

536
00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:20.079
all of the cast is like,
okay, so how do you guys know

537
00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:24.280
each other? And her thing was
so bullshitty. She Joe's things. She's

538
00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:29.280
just like, uh, you know, like we just kind of like friends

539
00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:31.440
whatever, Like we would just like
and they're like, you were friends,

540
00:36:31.880 --> 00:36:36.280
you guys, but how did how
were you friends? Oh? Just like

541
00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:38.159
you know, because of like I
did a friend. We'll wait. Then

542
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:42.159
she goes, you know, we
would like text each other like funny things.

543
00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:45.559
Sometimes I'd see him like a few
times a year. And everyone's like,

544
00:36:45.719 --> 00:36:47.400
okay, so how do you go
from seeing him a few times a

545
00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:53.480
year two living with him? And
then Schwartz tried. She's like, oh

546
00:36:53.599 --> 00:36:57.159
no, she was part of like
the friend group. She was like friends

547
00:36:57.159 --> 00:37:00.480
with Kristin Dowdy, you know.
But but Lala was like, yeah,

548
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:05.760
but how did you end up living
with him if you barely knew him and

549
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:07.760
you only talked a few times a
year? And she goes, well it

550
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:12.800
was COVID And Katy goes, no, it wasn't. And she goes,

551
00:37:13.440 --> 00:37:15.800
well, okay, yeah, it
might have been after COVID, but still

552
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:20.599
like COVID is still going on,
so basically still COVID. No, bitch,

553
00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:23.760
it's not COVID anymore. We are
not on lockdown like that is that

554
00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:30.519
is just a blatant lie, totally. She she had a good point where

555
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:35.159
she said like, Okay, if
you're such your best friends with Kristin Dody,

556
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:37.800
then why didn't you stay with Kristin? Right? Why didn't you stay

557
00:37:37.800 --> 00:37:39.960
with her? Who lived? She's
like, didn't you live just down the

558
00:37:39.960 --> 00:37:45.320
street right? Right? That seems
kind of weird? No answer for that?

559
00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:46.639
Oh yeah, they were. Oh. Schwartz was like, Kristin had

560
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:50.519
a luve going on because she was
out of love chaos, which is true.

561
00:37:51.039 --> 00:37:54.440
Well, and he kind of also
implied that Kristin and Joe had like

562
00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:59.679
drama between them and that, which
is like, well, that's doesn't sound

563
00:37:59.719 --> 00:38:02.920
good. Why is Joe having drama
with all these people? And then Katie

564
00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:07.280
goes, yeah, well, Kristin
was surprised that you didn't hit her up

565
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:14.400
to stay with her. That's kind
of rich because I cannot express to you

566
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:17.119
and I know I ride or die
for Katie if that's what we're still saying.

567
00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:22.840
But Katie was so mean to Kristin. So it's funny that she's like

568
00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:25.400
now the voice for Kristin, like
my best friend Kristin, because they did

569
00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:29.079
have a business to get. I
mean, Katie was vile to Kristin.

570
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:34.679
Okay, I'm not saying she didn't
deserves not the right word. But I'm

571
00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:38.119
not saying Kristen's not difficult, right, really awful, but like Katie was

572
00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:44.599
vile she and Katie's kind of weirdly
like sometimes a little bit of a beta,

573
00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:46.599
even though she's so strong, She's
kind of a beta. So she

574
00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:51.840
really followed whatever Stacy before they got
in a big fight, but she followed

575
00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:53.519
whatever Stacy did. So I just
think it's important. It's just funny to

576
00:38:53.559 --> 00:38:58.800
me. So then Joe, Sorryanna
says something and Joe rolls her eyes,

577
00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:00.320
and I just wrote, don't you
roll her eyes at mother? Arianna?

578
00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:07.199
Oh yeah, that was her whole
thing. Her whole thing was that she

579
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:10.639
was trying to be on the show
and it was very, very obvious.

580
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:15.519
And I think you ready for my
theory. Yes, I have a theory

581
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:20.480
about this. I think that well, well, first let's just say that

582
00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:25.159
Andy basically she denies. She says, Andy says, so were you guys

583
00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:31.039
upset that Joe knew about Rachel and
Sandoval's affair and they're like yeah, and

584
00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:34.480
then Andy goes, well, how
do you guys, how do you know

585
00:39:34.599 --> 00:39:38.000
she knew? And Arianna says,
well, because of her proximity to Schwartz,

586
00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:42.480
and plus there was some stuff that
went down in that apartment and also

587
00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:46.199
something happened in Big Bear, which
we don't get to know, right And

588
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:51.159
Andy's like, Joe, were you
told not to say anything? And Joe

589
00:39:51.159 --> 00:39:54.559
goes, no, okay, bitch, then why didn't you say something?

590
00:39:54.599 --> 00:39:59.880
And why are you acting like I
don't know, I'm just so innocent.

591
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:04.639
I don't think Joe is innocent at
all. And then then there's the part

592
00:40:04.679 --> 00:40:07.840
where Joe and Schwartz both say yeah, they're having sex two three times a

593
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:10.440
week. Everyone's like, well,
that's a relationship, and then Schwartz says,

594
00:40:10.920 --> 00:40:15.039
this is going to go towards my
theory. Schwartz is like, well,

595
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:22.039
it was heading into a relationship,
but something changed and I pulled away,

596
00:40:22.679 --> 00:40:25.760
and nobody says what changed? What
changed? And Joe goes, we

597
00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:30.119
don't need to talk about that,
which Laala should have called that shit out

598
00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:32.360
and been like, yeah, we
do. We let's talk about it.

599
00:40:34.519 --> 00:40:39.440
So then yeah, So then they
show a scene where Schwartz is saying like,

600
00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:43.880
yeah, I feel sorry for her
because like she asked if I was

601
00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:49.400
embarrassed to be seen with her.
And then also he says, and here

602
00:40:49.559 --> 00:40:52.239
here is my theory. He says, well, I was really into her

603
00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:58.440
before this was before we started filming
this season, because she gave the impression

604
00:40:58.480 --> 00:41:01.719
she wasn't interested at all in being
on the show. So I think that's

605
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:07.559
what changed between them. I think
Schwartz realized, Oh, this bitch wants

606
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:12.880
to be on the show, and
she's pushing to be in my life and

607
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:15.519
be my girlfriend when I'm not ready
to have a girlfriend. I think they

608
00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:21.639
both kind of agreed that they're fuck
buddies. And then she was like acting

609
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:24.360
like she why don't you take me
around to be with these girls and why?

610
00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:28.480
And I think he was like,
oh, she wants to be on

611
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:32.679
the show. Well, and then
who said who said you're being breadcrumbed?

612
00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:36.840
Was that sheina? Somebody said that
to her. And then that's when Joe

613
00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:39.119
starts crying because she starts to realize
like, oh my god, because I

614
00:41:39.159 --> 00:41:43.599
think it wasn't just that Joe wanted
to be on the show. Yes,

615
00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:45.159
I agree with you on that,
but I think also she wanted to do

616
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:47.880
it because she wanted to lock him
down, which I think you're also saying

617
00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:52.480
she really liked Schwartz. I think
she liked him. I think she liked

618
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:57.159
him. But I think one hundred
percent she really wanted to be on the

619
00:41:57.199 --> 00:42:00.320
show because he's into this new girl
now and guess that's what she was never

620
00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:04.440
on the show. She will be, She will be. I mean,

621
00:42:04.440 --> 00:42:07.280
if they're going to really really date, she'll be on the show. Maybe

622
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:09.880
it'll be less than some people like
Ali became a show, you know,

623
00:42:10.119 --> 00:42:15.199
like she'll be if she stays around. Which it broke my heart when he

624
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:16.800
said that, because then when it
comes around and they like, understand you

625
00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:20.960
have a new girlfriend into her face
just as like white. Oh, I

626
00:42:20.960 --> 00:42:23.960
think it's so mean of sure.
So, I mean he's a monst,

627
00:42:24.079 --> 00:42:29.719
like he's a sociopath. He names
Also he names all these things that Joe

628
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:31.280
like. Okay, so Joe may
not be like a super model, although

629
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:35.960
obviously she's very pretty. So but
her thing is trying to like I'm funny,

630
00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:37.119
I'm not like other girls. I'm
a robot. I'm funny, you

631
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:40.039
know. Yeah, And so then
he says of this model girlfriend, like

632
00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:44.360
she's obviously the beautiful, but that's
the least thing. She's so funny.

633
00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:46.400
She has a great career, which
I don't think Joe does. Well.

634
00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:50.639
She's right, she's a hairdresser,
but not that that can't be a great

635
00:42:50.679 --> 00:42:53.000
career. But it seems like she's
I don't know, if she's not killing

636
00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:57.159
it. Probably yeah, exactly if
she was sleeping on couches and stuff,

637
00:42:57.320 --> 00:43:00.440
which is fine, No one's judging
Joe that, But Schwortz has to throw

638
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:05.119
everything in her face. And that's
when she started crying, like, isn't

639
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:09.320
that what she's shart crying? Yeah. I have to be totally honest though,

640
00:43:09.360 --> 00:43:14.559
and say I did feel I felt
bad for the amount of lying that

641
00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:20.280
Shorts did. I felt like it
was pretty rough that they were definitely dating,

642
00:43:21.199 --> 00:43:22.920
and that he didn't want to bring
her around, he didn't want to

643
00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:25.920
admit it. He was hitting on
other girls in front of her and being

644
00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:30.800
like, but we're just friends.
We're just friends. Like when they went

645
00:43:30.840 --> 00:43:34.760
to that thing where he was now, I see it now a little bit

646
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:40.440
differently. That event they went to
the singles event where yeah, no wonder

647
00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:45.480
she was like pissed because they were
fully sleeping together like a lot, so

648
00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:50.840
she was probably like, are you
kidding me? Like you can't even be

649
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:55.199
I believe that he told her I'm
just going to be a wingman, which

650
00:43:55.400 --> 00:43:59.400
which is what she said. He
he said I'm just going to be a

651
00:43:59.400 --> 00:44:02.440
wingman for Sandoval and then ended up
with a wristband. I think that's why

652
00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:07.159
she was pissed. So I understand
why she was pissed. But I do

653
00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:13.760
think she was really trying to make
herself like so innocent, and I did.

654
00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:16.519
I didn't feel that bad for her, you know what, I'll give

655
00:44:16.519 --> 00:44:20.679
you this. I did feel bad
for her, but she could have said

656
00:44:21.159 --> 00:44:23.559
to She could have taken this moment
because she wanted she so wants to be

657
00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:28.079
liked, but then immediately turned on
Katie. When Katie even said I even

658
00:44:28.079 --> 00:44:30.639
felt bad for you. That was
he's being a fuck boy and I felt

659
00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:32.159
bad when I watched it, and
she's like, did you right? There

660
00:44:32.239 --> 00:44:36.599
was no excuse, Like there was
every excuse for Katie to hate you and

661
00:44:36.679 --> 00:44:38.119
to be an asshole to you.
Katie could be a lot worse than what

662
00:44:38.239 --> 00:44:43.039
she was. I don't think it's
great. But like, what Joe could

663
00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:45.320
have done is she could have said, like Katie, I am sorry that

664
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:50.119
was I shouldn't have sent that text
to you, and like played both sides.

665
00:44:50.199 --> 00:44:52.000
I really had feelings for Schwartz,
but it was too soon, and

666
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:55.679
you know, I can't change my
feelings, but I apologize. That's all

667
00:44:55.719 --> 00:45:00.400
she had to say. Yeah,
but she wouldn't, and she did a

668
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:02.960
lot. I think Joe is being
very shady. She was, whether or

669
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:07.519
not it's because Tom was making her
be shady Schwartz, you know, whether

670
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:12.480
whatever her reason was, she was
being very shady. And this whole like,

671
00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:15.719
well it was COVID. She's still
bullshitting, and that's my problem with

672
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:20.400
it. Why not just go like, yeah, we started staying together and

673
00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:23.000
she's like, I didn't have a
crush on him. Oh sorry, am

674
00:45:23.000 --> 00:45:24.840
I supposed to say I had a
crush on you. It's not going to

675
00:45:24.920 --> 00:45:29.800
like hurt your feelings that I didn't
like you that way? Obviously you freaking

676
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:34.920
did right, clearly, and did
you started sleeping with him immediately? Right?

677
00:45:35.199 --> 00:45:37.320
And that she should have addressed that. Yeah, And then you know

678
00:45:37.480 --> 00:45:42.440
Katie, you know, Katie's like, look, it sucked. That was

679
00:45:42.679 --> 00:45:46.199
and also here here I'm going to
sound like Lala, but it's not Joe's

680
00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:51.800
show. And that's why I feel
like it was annoying that Joe was trying

681
00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:53.719
to make it like well, everybody
was being so mean to me, like

682
00:45:53.920 --> 00:46:00.960
from the cast. It's like,
because the storyline is not really about you

683
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:05.519
and your relationship with him. The
storyline is like about Katie and how much

684
00:46:05.559 --> 00:46:08.800
fucking around Schwartz is doing and lying
about it to Katie, right, which

685
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:12.880
luckily she's strong enough, like she's
over it. She's been over it for

686
00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:15.760
years, right, But I mean
to go to that moment, just watching

687
00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:19.599
her face and he's like, yeah, Sophia or so whatever the girlfriend's name

688
00:46:19.639 --> 00:46:22.639
is, she's hot, funny,
but that's disrespectful to Joseph. He says

689
00:46:22.639 --> 00:46:30.440
that immediately calling her freaking Joseph stopped
calling her by your stupid Joe Cooy nickname.

690
00:46:31.559 --> 00:46:37.079
And then they bring up with Katie
used to call Joe like spooky crackhead,

691
00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:39.880
Yeah, creep, not very nice. That that is actually when she

692
00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:44.360
started crying and I really did feel
for her, and Katie tried. You

693
00:46:44.440 --> 00:46:46.960
know, Katie is not great at
apologizing as me know, and she is

694
00:46:47.000 --> 00:46:52.320
cold, but like she's not totally
we get it, we get it.

695
00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:55.639
Yeah, that was the problem I've
sort of I was. I just wasn't

696
00:46:57.000 --> 00:46:59.599
I felt I was like, this
is where I was like, Okay,

697
00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:04.599
you might push back on me because
I was not feeling that bad for Joe.

698
00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:07.159
I mean, I get it,
I do. I really get it

699
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:09.440
because she did a shitty thing and
if if she'd only owned it, if

700
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:13.440
she owned it, she would have
everyone on her side, the whole audience

701
00:47:13.480 --> 00:47:15.239
would love her if she started crying. It was like I really was in

702
00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:19.480
love with him and he was telling
me all these things and it's so complicated

703
00:47:19.519 --> 00:47:22.880
and I'm really sorry, like just
say right, and Joe. This is

704
00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:25.639
where I like really got annoyed.
She's like, I'm fine, I'm not

705
00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:30.599
dating when but you know Aaron Rodgers. And then Arianna was like, oh

706
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:34.679
dude, no, that guy's like
a conspiracy theorist. Right. She didn't

707
00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:38.039
care, like she's wrong with these
people. This is where I was all,

708
00:47:38.159 --> 00:47:40.960
this is where I've it sealed the
deal about Joe. I'm like,

709
00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:45.960
what are you doing? She's so
awkward. Yeah, she's so awkward about

710
00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:51.519
like okay, well, uh,
well, oh, this is the thing.

711
00:47:51.559 --> 00:47:53.679
Well, Katie is defending herself about
the things she said. She's like,

712
00:47:53.719 --> 00:47:57.000
well, I was coming out of
a marriage, and you know,

713
00:47:57.440 --> 00:48:00.320
I didn't love that this individual,
meaning Joe, was like moving in in

714
00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:04.880
ways I felt were shady. So
I used some colorful descriptors. Joe's like

715
00:48:05.320 --> 00:48:17.159
colorful, colorable. Katie goes,
yeah. Also, she don't forget that.

716
00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:21.760
She's also tried to use every single
thing in the book about her stuff

717
00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:27.119
like I have ADHD I have that. Yes. But then then after the

718
00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:31.360
Aaron Rodgers comment, she goes,
yeah, or John Mayer, get it?

719
00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:36.239
Get it? I said a John
Mayer thing, because because that was

720
00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:37.519
in the news that like, Sena, do you guys get it? Do

721
00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:40.000
you guys get like she shot me
on your show, you should put me

722
00:48:40.039 --> 00:48:43.280
on you. I should be big
on your show because I'm really funny.

723
00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:47.239
She's like oh, and then she
just like been there, done that.

724
00:48:47.559 --> 00:48:52.039
Stop. She goes, That's why
I said it. That's why I made

725
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:53.519
that joke, because like I know, because like I know about you and

726
00:48:53.559 --> 00:48:59.599
like John mayor god, that sounds
so mean. And then she said no,

727
00:48:59.719 --> 00:49:01.320
and then I love that. Even
Andy at that point is annoyed though,

728
00:49:01.320 --> 00:49:05.199
because he was like when she said
Aaron Rodgers, He's like, yeah,

729
00:49:05.239 --> 00:49:07.360
that guy's a whack of doo.
And then he wants to move on.

730
00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:09.280
And then she says to John Mayer
and they're real good friends, you

731
00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:14.599
know, Andy and John, and
I don't think he Andy really wants it

732
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:19.119
even brought up. So then she
is just like yeah, ah. And

733
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:22.599
then then we move over to Ali. I guess there's nothing really We've covered

734
00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:28.880
her astrology, but what do we
think about I will never be I think

735
00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:31.679
James and his love of this dog, I will never question it. I

736
00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:36.159
think he loves that dog more than
anything ever, and I love that for

737
00:49:36.280 --> 00:49:39.760
him. Yeah, so I guess
I did. I wasn't really one hundred

738
00:49:39.800 --> 00:49:44.719
percent. I mean I got it
after watching this thing. But basically,

739
00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:52.800
let's see James Rachel. Oh,
I guess okay. Andy says to James

740
00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:59.159
that Rachel's weighed in publicly and believes
that the dog's behavior issues are his fault

741
00:49:59.400 --> 00:50:02.280
because of how he treated him as
a puppy. And then there's a there's

742
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:07.800
a whole scene about like the puppy
greeting him for the first time. Did

743
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:12.079
you understand what was happening. Well, that's when he came back. I

744
00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:15.559
think that's when he got he got
the dog again, because Rachel, like

745
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:19.039
Gate, I think, was like
yeah whatever, didn't really care or went

746
00:50:19.079 --> 00:50:22.039
away. I'm not exactly sure why
she didn't keep grant it was Graham Cracker

747
00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:27.760
back then. So then somehow Lisa
was like, Okay, I'm going to

748
00:50:27.840 --> 00:50:30.599
rehome to James, like James really
wants this dog. And so when we

749
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:36.840
saw that, that was James seeing
I think I'm not sure. Now I'm

750
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:39.480
not sure because that doesn't make sense
because he was still calling it Graham Cracker.

751
00:50:40.599 --> 00:50:44.719
So now I'm actually not suree is
from the record. I don't know.

752
00:50:44.760 --> 00:50:49.000
Maybe it was when it's puppy.
I don't know. Well, basically

753
00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:51.840
all that happened, but in that
scene that's different. I think that is

754
00:50:51.880 --> 00:50:57.760
when it was still a puppy.
You're right. So this part, I

755
00:50:57.800 --> 00:51:01.599
think is also when Sandoval or let
me see if it comes up in my

756
00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:06.079
notes later. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, that'll get We'll get to

757
00:51:06.159 --> 00:51:10.199
that a little bit later. But
basically then they ask Alie. Andy's like,

758
00:51:10.280 --> 00:51:14.559
Ellie, you said you weren't ready
to get married and have kids,

759
00:51:14.599 --> 00:51:16.760
but how do you feel now,
She's like the same, you guys aren't

760
00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:21.159
really an inspiring group twenty eight.
Yeah, she says that she's like except

761
00:51:21.199 --> 00:51:23.800
you La, La. Yeah,
they're like nice cover. Yeah. Yeah.

762
00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:27.920
Then we find out Lala has been
sober for five and a half years

763
00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:31.920
and she's very proud of that,
which hats off girl, and James is

764
00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:37.920
almost a year sober and it is
because this is kind of a reveal.

765
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:43.639
Allie got real mad and moved out
for a few nights over his drinking,

766
00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:46.880
right, but he does kind of
own it. He's like, yeah,

767
00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:50.920
when I drink, I've got a
mouth on me, and I do get

768
00:51:51.079 --> 00:51:55.039
disrespectful. I mean he gets vile, like he really has been, although

769
00:51:55.079 --> 00:52:00.199
you know he's California sober, which
is like that's his choice, but I

770
00:52:00.239 --> 00:52:02.880
do think that's a better like if
he has to choose between pod and alcohol,

771
00:52:02.920 --> 00:52:07.320
like pod seems to be doing better
things for him. Yeah, I

772
00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:09.440
guess, and cocaine. I'm just
kidding. I don't think. I don't

773
00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:14.559
know. He's always so hyped up
that it's kind of hard to tell,

774
00:52:14.599 --> 00:52:20.480
but drinking definitely made it. I
mean he would go dark right and really

775
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:23.840
so good. I mean, Ali
she's good for him. Yeah, I

776
00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:29.280
just think it's I think one of
the reasons why she might not want to

777
00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:34.760
commit to marriage is he's bit a
bit unstable, you know. I mean,

778
00:52:34.840 --> 00:52:37.559
a year is not a long a
real long time to be sober.

779
00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:42.320
And also, I don't know,
she could just be worried that he's going

780
00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:45.400
to relapse. Right. She seems
to not want anything to do with him

781
00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:52.679
drinking, right because Andy's I just
don't I don't think that he has a

782
00:52:52.679 --> 00:52:57.519
lot of hand in this relationship.
And I think that that's what I mean.

783
00:52:57.519 --> 00:53:00.960
I know you've said to me that
he is capable of being into people

784
00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:07.920
that are into him, but there's
something about her that's a little distant and

785
00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:10.079
a little like, sure, you
like me more than I like you,

786
00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:15.519
And I think he is comfortable with
that. I don't know. I still

787
00:53:15.559 --> 00:53:19.760
push back, though, because I
think when he was with Rachel, like

788
00:53:19.880 --> 00:53:22.760
he they were equally into each other. I don't think he's that guy.

789
00:53:22.760 --> 00:53:24.039
He's got a lot of issues,
but I don't think that's his thing.

790
00:53:24.679 --> 00:53:29.000
Okay, I just because he was
really into Kristin, but they were just

791
00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:31.159
too crazy, drunken, explosive people
that would say the worst thing, well,

792
00:53:31.239 --> 00:53:35.920
especially him, right, and they
were physically they were physically putting hands

793
00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:38.559
on each other. Oh god,
they were a nightmare and that you know,

794
00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:43.159
that was his worst year for sure, But I mean he was very

795
00:53:43.159 --> 00:53:47.159
into her. I didn't even know
about the Kristen thing. Oh yeah,

796
00:53:47.239 --> 00:53:52.039
Kristen's who brought him into the group. Oh mm hmm, oh yeah,

797
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:54.599
oh yeah, that's a whole thing
to go back to. Okay, So

798
00:53:54.639 --> 00:53:59.000
then we talk about Anne, Yes, who, by the way, we

799
00:53:59.239 --> 00:54:02.039
have we are so so excited we're
having her on this show. Yes,

800
00:54:02.119 --> 00:54:07.039
we'll be on. She and Amanda, who have a podcast called We Signed

801
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:10.400
an Nda, They're both coming on
our They're both going to be on next

802
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:15.199
week. And we find out on
this at the end, now we're nearing

803
00:54:15.199 --> 00:54:20.480
an end of this union, that
like Sandoval is either pretending or really feels

804
00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:22.320
this way. Who knows with him, but that he was really annoyed with

805
00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:25.639
her. Do you believe it even? Do you think Sandival even cares and

806
00:54:25.679 --> 00:54:31.800
even knows he had an assistant.
I think that he was annoyed just because

807
00:54:31.840 --> 00:54:39.440
he's so bitter and he has no
reason to be over Ariana, Like he's

808
00:54:39.559 --> 00:54:45.400
just mad at her all the time
all about him, right she was.

809
00:54:45.559 --> 00:54:46.960
He was mad at her back in
the day because she was mopey, she

810
00:54:47.000 --> 00:54:51.239
had depression problems. He didn't like
that. He was mad because now that

811
00:54:51.320 --> 00:54:54.119
she's doing well, she can't she
really can't win right with him. And

812
00:54:54.159 --> 00:54:58.320
then she tried. So Sandival tries
to throw Anne under the bust about the

813
00:54:58.400 --> 00:55:00.440
dog gate when and I love the
ari and I was like, yeah,

814
00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:04.280
I'm kind of gross, like I
had some chicken by my bedside. It's

815
00:55:04.280 --> 00:55:07.199
my only space, right, that
is mine. I don't want to eat

816
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:09.400
in the kitchen where he might come
in, so whatever, And you're supposed

817
00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:12.559
to ask, but you know,
and then he's like, well, I

818
00:55:12.559 --> 00:55:15.400
don't know, it could have been
and that left the door open, right,

819
00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:19.840
Yeah, well we will be asking
Anne. We have to ask her

820
00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:22.119
about Yes, that's for sure a
question that we have to ask her.

821
00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:27.280
And next week, by the way, also looks the reunion looks good.

822
00:55:27.320 --> 00:55:30.280
There's going to be a James v. Santimal hardly talked at all this this

823
00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:36.239
episode, which is probably why we
liked it. Yeah yeah, did it

824
00:55:36.280 --> 00:55:40.800
a little? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah. Should we do some shouts?

825
00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:46.039
Do some shouts? Yeah, but
we should just before I think we skated

826
00:55:46.199 --> 00:55:52.400
over that last. It was pretty
dramatic, the fight that Tom gets into

827
00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:57.519
with James over the dog being Oh
no, it was in the actual show.

828
00:55:58.159 --> 00:56:01.320
Uh would. They start talking about
how Ariana the thing about Ariana,

829
00:56:02.039 --> 00:56:07.960
he kind of blames it on uh
Anne. But then they ask Ariana whether

830
00:56:07.039 --> 00:56:09.840
she's going to keep the dogs or
Tom will get them, and she tells

831
00:56:09.920 --> 00:56:14.480
us about how, no, that's
my dog and I paid for the first

832
00:56:14.480 --> 00:56:17.559
one came in was that her cat. The cat she came in with the

833
00:56:17.599 --> 00:56:22.639
relationship, and then the dog she
got she paid for, She did the

834
00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:30.400
paperwork, it's her dog. And
then basically James says, well, Tom

835
00:56:30.599 --> 00:56:35.239
kind of as acts like he's bugged
about it, and then James chimes in

836
00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:39.719
that when his dog was taken away
by Rachel, Tom thought that was fine,

837
00:56:39.719 --> 00:56:43.679
he had no issue with it,
so he better not have an issue

838
00:56:43.960 --> 00:56:47.480
with her keeping her dogs. And
then then Tom just gets mad at him

839
00:56:47.679 --> 00:56:52.360
and is like, oh, I've
got stuff on you? Does he have?

840
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:57.599
He's like, I'm being quiet,
but I could say some stuff that

841
00:56:57.679 --> 00:57:00.519
I know about you. Well,
why he was like, eat a dick,

842
00:57:01.880 --> 00:57:06.159
Like you eat a dick? You
already ten dicks Sandaval's like, I

843
00:57:06.199 --> 00:57:09.320
already eat dicks. I mean,
they might as well just go there if

844
00:57:09.320 --> 00:57:15.639
that's what I think what he's trying
to say. Because he dated Rachel Raquel,

845
00:57:15.039 --> 00:57:19.639
you know, he had his affair, so he's probably trying to hold

846
00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:23.280
things that she told him about James. There were probably some really terrifying,

847
00:57:23.320 --> 00:57:30.360
explosive fights. James was definitely could
be mentally abusive. I can't speak for

848
00:57:30.440 --> 00:57:32.239
other things, but he would get, you know, say really mean things.

849
00:57:32.760 --> 00:57:36.800
So maybe that's what Sandival's trying to
throw at him. M h.

850
00:57:37.400 --> 00:57:40.119
And I mean, James doesn't give
a shit because if Rachel's going to say

851
00:57:40.119 --> 00:57:44.960
it, she's going to say it
already, right, Cadaval's not going to

852
00:57:44.960 --> 00:57:46.960
be the person for that, right. And by the way, I saw

853
00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:52.000
an interview with her talking about her
podcast recently, Rachel and she's like,

854
00:57:52.159 --> 00:57:58.199
I'm just really proud of myself and
like never ever has ever said I'm I

855
00:57:58.239 --> 00:58:00.679
She maybe has said I'm sorry,
but she really takes no one. She's

856
00:58:00.679 --> 00:58:04.639
still the victim in the whole thing, and she's really proud of her strength.

857
00:58:05.280 --> 00:58:07.599
Oh my god, keep that in
mind about our friend. Yeah,

858
00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:12.239
Well, she's all about how you
know, none of this has anything to

859
00:58:12.280 --> 00:58:15.519
do with her because she was one
hundred percent groomed, which it is like,

860
00:58:15.639 --> 00:58:19.599
yeah, I mean Tom is gross, but like well groomed. She's

861
00:58:19.679 --> 00:58:27.599
like thirty right right anyway, Okay, yeah, let us let us do

862
00:58:27.679 --> 00:58:30.599
some shouts. You can. I
start saying that, like if a guy's

863
00:58:30.639 --> 00:58:32.559
kind of addicted to me and he's
like two years older, five years older,

864
00:58:32.559 --> 00:58:36.760
can I be like groomer, you
know, even like in my forties

865
00:58:36.880 --> 00:58:39.960
or whatever, It's like I was
groomed. Yeah, he was like five

866
00:58:40.039 --> 00:58:46.719
years older. Yeah, I was
groomed. If they're younger? What's up?

867
00:58:46.760 --> 00:58:52.239
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868
00:58:52.800 --> 00:59:00.599
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869
00:59:01.039 --> 00:59:06.280
Randy may Ames, and Paul Solly
Sullivan. We added the solely I

870
00:59:06.280 --> 00:59:09.519
don't know that he calls himself that. Well. I'm obsessed with uh Sully,

871
00:59:09.719 --> 00:59:15.039
so I don't care. Also,
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872
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873
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893
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guys. We'll see you also today
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894
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