WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:02.799 Oh. Also, when he's sleeping in the hallway at night, if you 2 00:00:02.799 --> 00:00:08.679 step over him, he lashes out because that's been conditioned in him. Okay, 3 00:00:09.320 --> 00:00:14.400 do you have any idea what it's Do you have any idea what it's 4 00:00:14.439 --> 00:00:17.160 like to sleep with people stepping over to you. You don't know if they're 5 00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:20.160 friendly, you don't know if they're a fire. So, but he'd be 6 00:00:20.280 --> 00:00:25.480 way better than cheese. He'd be much better than cheese. But he that's 7 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:46.600 not to say he would be perfect. Welcome aboard, mofos. It's another 8 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:50.119 brand spaking new episode of another belowdeck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm 9 00:00:50.119 --> 00:00:58.759 settled up next to Patrick Picky. Come aboard granted, so uh two ads 10 00:00:58.759 --> 00:01:02.520 tonight, everybody buckle up. 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Yeah, you don't 20 00:01:38.319 --> 00:01:40.879 need to have watched the show. Maybe you did, maybe you kind of 21 00:01:40.879 --> 00:01:44.480 remember it. It doesn't matter. We'll weave the narrative. You'll enjoy it. 22 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:48.400 It's some of our best work. Yeah, it's really cool. There 23 00:01:48.519 --> 00:01:53.799 are a lot of really sweet women. Oh. Episode two is really fun, 24 00:01:53.879 --> 00:01:57.359 Dylan, I don't know if you've watched it yet. No. Well, 25 00:01:57.400 --> 00:02:00.480 they go to like a broken down like a band in hospital and Flave 26 00:02:00.519 --> 00:02:04.920 apparently has a broken heart from you know, that Amazonian woman that he dated 27 00:02:05.159 --> 00:02:09.479 Bridge and Nails's right, And so anyway, the women, dressed like scantily 28 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:15.120 clad nurses go in the room with Flave and try and mend his broken heart. 29 00:02:15.719 --> 00:02:20.000 Oh, I'm sure it becomes quite sexual, quite sad, that's right. 30 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:23.319 Yeah. Are Thing one and Thing two there? Oh yeah? Yeah, 31 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:27.080 and they're up for a threesome too. Oh cool, it's nice to 32 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:29.280 know. I'm sure my dad are real proud. Yeah. So it's a 33 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:32.199 good show. It's a fun show. Yeah, Unfortunately the girl he named 34 00:02:32.240 --> 00:02:36.199 the I think she goes home. I'll have to look at my notes. 35 00:02:36.280 --> 00:02:40.840 Well that's tragedy because we need the girl named the around as long as we 36 00:02:40.919 --> 00:02:44.680 possibly can. But listen, we're here to talk about Below Deck. The 37 00:02:44.759 --> 00:02:47.280 reason why I hesitate to get into it is because, hey, a little 38 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:51.080 bit of a stinker episode. It was a stinker. It was a stinker. 39 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:55.000 We can't stink two episodes in, right. You know, this video 40 00:02:55.080 --> 00:03:00.360 has been going around where Biden shits his pants, all right, and I 41 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:04.599 don't think there's any Hey, no politics, this is gonna get No, 42 00:03:04.759 --> 00:03:08.240 No, it's not gonna get political. I don't think there's any hard evidence 43 00:03:08.319 --> 00:03:15.680 that would demonstrate that he shited his pants at the celebration of the veterans of 44 00:03:16.039 --> 00:03:22.639 D Day. You're bringing this up, But if he did shit his pants, 45 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:27.280 it's kind of like this second episode Below Deck, and we can't have 46 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:32.439 that this early, right, we cannot have shitty pants this early in the 47 00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:36.840 season. Okay, Well, I don't think uh, blow Deck pooped its 48 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:39.039 pants this episode, don't, so I disagree? Well, how many pots 49 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:40.960 do you give it? Well, hold on, let me break down why 50 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:45.319 I enjoyed the episode. First off, Jono, I'll get to you. 51 00:03:45.439 --> 00:03:52.000 Jodo's a fan. Jonnah, you have to calm down. Yeah, he 52 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:54.919 says some pretty stupid stuff later in the episode, I'll make fun of it. 53 00:03:55.560 --> 00:04:00.400 And uh. Then Captain Sandy, you know, she was turning the 54 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:02.960 corner from me last season, starting to become a big fan of Captain Sandy, 55 00:04:03.039 --> 00:04:09.639 no one calling her Captain timeshare. Yeah. This episode though, when 56 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:14.960 she had that tender sent over to that other kajillion dollar yacht to see if 57 00:04:14.960 --> 00:04:18.319 they could buy rose and then brag about it like it's something to be proud 58 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:25.079 about, I thought that was interesting. We've got a lot to discuss there, 59 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:29.560 because you know, it's very clear that nobody involved in that exchange never 60 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:31.399 read a business book in their entire life. I mean, they were just 61 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:36.120 setting themselves up to get ripped off. But also Sandy is firmly their third 62 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:41.040 favorite captain, behind of course, Captain Carey and the horror murderer, Captain 63 00:04:41.079 --> 00:04:45.360 Glenn. They're all very different captains if you think about it. Yeah, 64 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:49.399 well, if I may continue, right, because there's three white men and 65 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:54.199 one white woman. Two of them are bald, and she's a woman. 66 00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:59.759 And then the third one has like thoughts on Sierra and West, but he's 67 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:04.279 like seventy So that's right. Well, I thought the episode believe that he 68 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:08.279 did that with her heart. Oh, by the way, are you watching 69 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:13.560 Captain Lee's new spin into the murder reality TV world? No? Yeah, 70 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:16.199 Captain Lee in the High Seas he does like recaps of murders that happened on 71 00:05:16.279 --> 00:05:21.759 boats. Anyway, this episode should have been called the Sea rat Hood of 72 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:26.920 the Traveling Pants. And I think you know why. Brie is an absolute 73 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:30.319 disaster. I almost think she's a plant. She's that bad. Yeah, 74 00:05:30.439 --> 00:05:35.160 yeah, she's horrifying. Well, anyway, I actually enjoyed the episode. 75 00:05:35.519 --> 00:05:39.360 I'm gonna give it forty knots. Yeah, I'm gonna give it four pots 76 00:05:39.439 --> 00:05:45.639 right because poop. That is what I think I got through, you know, 77 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:48.079 twenty minutes of it, and little had happened. But you know, 78 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:51.360 we're getting into the season, Okay, we're getting to know each other. 79 00:05:51.800 --> 00:05:58.279 There there are things being sown right now, what with the cold war between 80 00:05:58.399 --> 00:06:06.680 Jono and the Balk and Biscuit, Gale's fervent loyalty, very friend. Yeah 81 00:06:06.759 --> 00:06:11.240 yeah, the last thirty seconds, I don't know if we watch what people 82 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:15.439 get to see. Yeah, yeah, it's uh strained. Yeah, yeah, 83 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:20.800 they're very strained. He has it's spent a day, right, it's 84 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:27.240 been one day. And thing one also demonstrated that he's quite a piece of 85 00:06:27.240 --> 00:06:30.319 shit. I'm not a big fan of guys who hit on women who are 86 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:33.800 taken and don't care that they're taken. Well, Dylan, I have to 87 00:06:33.839 --> 00:06:38.959 say this. I think he's prescribing to the age old euphemism. I don't 88 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:41.879 know them, I don't know him, right, right, right, right, 89 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:46.040 And there's a difference between owing and actively trying to have sex with some 90 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:48.480 guys girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, it's like, well, 91 00:06:48.519 --> 00:06:51.519 I don't know you anything. What's that's not really a debt, that's 92 00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:54.920 just you going out of your way to be a piece of shit. But 93 00:06:54.959 --> 00:07:00.560 we'll get into the entire thing. We begin, though, with a big 94 00:07:00.639 --> 00:07:04.680 sigh from Pat. Yeah. Well it was a sophie's choice with slightly less 95 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:08.240 steaks. You know, no one was being chosen to go to the gas 96 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:11.199 chamber. It was whether or not someone's gonna make grilled cheeses or not. 97 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:15.040 Yeah, Gaye on the Balk and Biscuit are trying their best to take care 98 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:17.240 of the children. It's a really good look. When the children begin doing 99 00:07:17.279 --> 00:07:21.199 the job for you, they go, hey, I can help you make 100 00:07:21.240 --> 00:07:27.800 some drinks. Or this is exactly with Captain Sandyman during that crew meeting where 101 00:07:27.839 --> 00:07:31.040 she said, this season, we're going to be shooting for five star service 102 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:34.920 because we all know when we go to a nice restaurant on a date or 103 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:39.000 with our spouse, you know, no one's around for a little while, 104 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:42.079 so we just go behind the bar and start making our own cocktails. Five 105 00:07:42.120 --> 00:07:45.439 star service. Yeah, it's five star service. You know when you're like 106 00:07:45.480 --> 00:07:47.360 at a restaurant and the appetisers don't come out in a little bit, and 107 00:07:47.360 --> 00:07:49.920 you're like, you know what, I'll go back there and make my own 108 00:07:49.920 --> 00:07:55.199 spinach artor choke dip. You know, five star service. Five stars. 109 00:07:55.240 --> 00:08:01.040 Give me a here net, give me here net. But I will say 110 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:03.240 the little pig influencers. Actually. Oh and by the way, I have 111 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:09.800 got to talk about eats Con Eat Scott. We went to eats Con. 112 00:08:11.279 --> 00:08:20.959 Eats Con eats con like a convention, a convention for foodies, free food 113 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:26.600 cod No, well we'll talk about that at patreon dot com. I went 114 00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:31.600 into an existential spiral, fought with multiple vendors. It was a nightmare. 115 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:37.879 So to hear the Balkan Biscuit tells us a little Sea Red history. She 116 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:43.039 I don't know where this is going to rank, because, okay, it 117 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:50.879 doesn't have the visceral violence that some other Sea Red histories have given us, 118 00:08:50.919 --> 00:08:58.000 but it does have this very kind of bleak I don't know. Like, 119 00:08:58.320 --> 00:09:03.039 there's a child who wants a Barbie doll and a Barbie mansion, but she 120 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:09.240 can't have that, so she makes one out of cardboard and glue, now 121 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:15.000 duct it. Now, to me, that ranks as close to a five 122 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:18.279 as you can possibly get. But Pat, I'm not the arbiter of this 123 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:20.600 scale. No no, no, no, no no, you're not Dylan, 124 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:24.120 all right. So it's pretty sad. Just on the surface level. 125 00:09:24.159 --> 00:09:28.799 That's a one. You know, it's a war torn place that she was 126 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:31.440 living. There's bombs being dropped everywhere. So I started thinking, you know 127 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:35.919 that whole Barbie house made a duct tape and whatnot. Yeah, here's how 128 00:09:35.960 --> 00:09:39.240 you get to ten. Had someone's head fallen off? You know, bombs 129 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:43.159 are going off every scales and go to ten, doesn't it can't. No, 130 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:45.600 it's a one to five scale. I thought, oh, oh, 131 00:09:45.679 --> 00:09:48.440 okay, all right, if you want to get to a four, okay, 132 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:50.559 all right, then where you were living, some guy's head got blown 133 00:09:50.559 --> 00:09:54.240 off and you had to unravel some of that duct tape from your Barbie dollhouse 134 00:09:54.399 --> 00:09:56.480 and go tape the guy's head back off. No, no, no, 135 00:09:56.799 --> 00:10:03.360 that's a five. Okay, okay, get some duct tape. I think 136 00:10:03.399 --> 00:10:07.679 they into his head. I think it's over there. I think that we're 137 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.960 what you're missing a little bit. And why I might have to step in 138 00:10:13.240 --> 00:10:18.840 is because you're not really recognizing the kind of subtextual horror of the situation. 139 00:10:20.039 --> 00:10:22.720 Right. The reason why zone of interest works is because it's not visceral. 140 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:28.120 It hints at the nightmare that's happening. So you see a girl making a 141 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:31.799 Barbie dollhouse out of duct tape and cardboard, and then you hear the screams 142 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:35.159 of the bombs going off in the background, and color me at five. 143 00:10:35.279 --> 00:10:37.600 I mean, that's that's just about a size you can get. Yeah, 144 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:39.559 actually kept the whole war thing close to the vest though, right, but 145 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:43.799 you know that that's on the landscape. So what happened to that guy's head? 146 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:46.679 It's over there. Hey, let's someone have duct tape. Let's do 147 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:50.519 this, let's talk about it off Mike Fair. Uh so, hey, 148 00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:54.559 del, I want to go back for a day spot. So Gail is 149 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:58.519 making those grilled cheeses Gae and rawberry Gale. I don't want to judge the 150 00:10:58.639 --> 00:11:01.759 young lady, but the ratio of cheese on that on that piece of bread, 151 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:05.399 yeah, it was way off. What are you like a lot of 152 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:07.279 cheese? No, I don't want that much cheese. Called I'll be sitting 153 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:11.159 on the throne for the next three weeks, so you're kidding me. And 154 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:16.360 we've just built a new uh oh, the studio has a bathroom. We've 155 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:20.759 built a bathroom into the studio, and I think it's a little snug, 156 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:24.600 very snug. And when I say we, I mean Pat. And when 157 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:30.279 I say Pat, I mean the people that Pat hired to build the bathroom. 158 00:11:30.320 --> 00:11:35.480 But anyways, we're coming up. So it's late night that ends at 159 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:41.519 six am, and we rise for the Temple of Poseidon day, which we 160 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:45.120 never go to. Sandy just says Temple of Poseidon and then we see it. 161 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:50.679 Anyways, so Jonah wakes for a new day and a very big statement. 162 00:11:52.440 --> 00:11:56.240 I'm very happy that I didn't betray myself last night. Yeah, yes, 163 00:11:56.519 --> 00:11:58.600 yes, yes, Jona, I'm I'm with you, but we're not 164 00:11:58.799 --> 00:12:03.600 doing ayahuasca right now. You're a sea rat. You're about to make avocado 165 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:05.519 toast. Dyl, You're getting what I'm throwing down. Yeah, okay. 166 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:09.879 So he also adds he needs to do him and at the end of the 167 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:13.039 day, Yeah, he stood out for himself. Jono, I am not 168 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:18.240 a fan of yours. Sitting up for yourself would generally mean people were pushing 169 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:20.320 you to do something that was out of your character or against your mortal code, 170 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:24.519 okay, and not asking you to make fucking grilled cheese. Okay. 171 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:28.600 We are producing a generation of idiots, Dylan. Yeah. By the way, 172 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:31.440 did he add he might have just said, Hey, I'm brave for 173 00:12:31.559 --> 00:12:35.399 that too, And I refused to make grilled cheese. Fuck off, I'm 174 00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:37.960 resme Gowan and I am fucking brave. I feel like he speaks in like 175 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:43.360 Jenny from the block Fortune Cookies. Like if j Lo had her own line 176 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:46.919 of things that came out of Fortune Cookies, it would be a lot of 177 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:50.240 jonahisms, you know what I mean, which I wouldn't put past her. 178 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:56.759 I mean, she's doing everything in the world to remain relevant. And there's 179 00:12:56.799 --> 00:13:01.519 a great clip from when she was relevant when she walks past her old house 180 00:13:01.559 --> 00:13:05.000 and there's a there's an old man that lives there now and she goes, 181 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:09.879 that's my house. He goes, no, it's not. She goes, 182 00:13:09.879 --> 00:13:11.120 no, I used to live there. He goes, who are you? 183 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:16.919 She goes Jennifer Lopez. He goes hell. I mean, it's a marvelous 184 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:22.799 cultural moment. She's struggling. Yeah, she is, so provisions are her 185 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:26.559 and Ben together still? I don't know Jerry's out. You know, they 186 00:13:26.679 --> 00:13:30.159 really fucked me over. Old Paddy has a crystal brain head. I've predicted 187 00:13:30.320 --> 00:13:33.440 so many stupid things over the years that always come true, always, And 188 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:37.879 I predicted probably about six months and I said, there's no way they're making 189 00:13:37.919 --> 00:13:39.120 it till the end of the year. Mm hm, Well they screwed me. 190 00:13:39.200 --> 00:13:41.799 Yeah, they've been together for like three years now. I mean, 191 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:46.320 that's that's nuts. But I did predict people would be murdered at Disneyland, 192 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:52.240 and that happened this week. Yeah, I mean, but that's like predicting 193 00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:58.799 that, you know, you know, homeless guy's gonna throw rocks at something. 194 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:03.240 You know that's gun happen. Okay, according to you, I mean 195 00:14:03.240 --> 00:14:07.960 people are dying at Disneyland every half hour, that's right to you, that's 196 00:14:07.039 --> 00:14:09.919 right. And when it's one of the costume people and they roll a seven, 197 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:13.000 they throw a fucking tarp over their dead body. I get it. 198 00:14:13.039 --> 00:14:16.759 They don't want to scare children, right, who wants to seek goofy laid 199 00:14:16.799 --> 00:14:20.120 on the ground hamorrhaging blood? Not me? Not me? And to think 200 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:24.200 you'd have to hamorrhage so much blood that it would have to seep through your 201 00:14:24.240 --> 00:14:28.120 clothes and through the costume. That's how grizzly that injury would have to be. 202 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:33.480 Man, should we talk about hell afresh? Sure? So provisions are 203 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:37.279 like, yeah, yeah, these people need to be put in prison, 204 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:43.639 you know, I mean, I really don't think that jail time is completely 205 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:50.600 ridiculous for these provisioners. You know what they've done here is I get this 206 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:56.639 and forgive me. But there is another saying that says something to the effect 207 00:14:56.679 --> 00:14:58.600 of, when people show you who they are, believe them. Yeah, 208 00:14:58.679 --> 00:15:03.440 these people have already not come through about four times at this point. Yeah, 209 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:07.919 fucking fire them, hire a new company. Now there are a bunch 210 00:15:07.960 --> 00:15:11.240 of gypsies sitting around a warehouse just slugging down all the fucking red wine that's 211 00:15:11.240 --> 00:15:13.519 supposed to be on your boat. I mean, you can't trust these people. 212 00:15:13.639 --> 00:15:16.919 They play spoons and they're drunks, so bows and rats on the bulk 213 00:15:16.919 --> 00:15:20.480 and biscuit a little bit. It had to be unintentional, I believe, 214 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:26.200 but we shall see. I know what Ian's character is. Yet Aisha tells 215 00:15:26.200 --> 00:15:31.799 the little one that day one is behind us and that she's going to do 216 00:15:31.840 --> 00:15:37.759 a fantastic job today. And you know, optimism is much more desirable than 217 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:45.240 pessimism. But you have to be you have to be realistic about these things. 218 00:15:45.279 --> 00:15:50.960 I mean, this little Cheese is here to destroy the boat, and 219 00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:56.360 that's the only reason she was brought aboard this vessel. So I know that 220 00:15:56.399 --> 00:16:03.200 you can maintain this and try to. You know, it's it's delusional to 221 00:16:03.240 --> 00:16:06.879 think that today is going to be a good day with cheese. Okay, 222 00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:11.559 cheese doesn't Cheese was chauffeured around, she had her I mean you have to 223 00:16:11.559 --> 00:16:15.559 think of the level of wealth to have a child have their laundry picked up, 224 00:16:15.879 --> 00:16:19.440 pressed and driven back to them. I mean, that's that's kind of 225 00:16:19.519 --> 00:16:22.679 unprecedented for spoiled herat now, if you remember, Dylan, this is what 226 00:16:22.799 --> 00:16:30.879 I'm getting. Forgive me. I'm starting to get concerned that blow Deck is 227 00:16:30.919 --> 00:16:33.120 allowing some frauds on these boats. If you remember, a few seasons back, 228 00:16:33.159 --> 00:16:37.279 we had the daughter to the Air of Whole Foods to come around for 229 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:41.600 one. I assume she was a super fan of the show. I don't 230 00:16:41.639 --> 00:16:45.039 want it. Well, we want frauds, but again we want them to 231 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:49.639 be more entertaining. So you know, the reason I brought up that that 232 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:55.440 bum throwing rocks is because that actually happened recently. We discussed it on APS. 233 00:16:55.519 --> 00:17:00.000 I think, get him on the boat. You know, we don't 234 00:17:00.200 --> 00:17:03.039 need we don't need her to figure out how to do laundry. We need 235 00:17:03.119 --> 00:17:07.319 him to figure out how to do laundry. Hey, Kurram, I think 236 00:17:07.400 --> 00:17:11.160 one of your stews keeps throwing shit off the side of the ball. Dude, 237 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:15.400 I would love to see that. Can you imagine that he's just like 238 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:19.000 eating the tide and then throwing shit out off the I mean, that would 239 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:23.400 be the best episode of Below Deck in the history of the franchise. Producers 240 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:26.799 just hit us up with the dms. We have a lot of ideas. 241 00:17:29.319 --> 00:17:32.599 Let's take a break to talk about Hello fred Oh, I'd love to you 242 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:36.720 know what? Never you know what is a lovely provision that never arrives late. 243 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:41.640 Hello Fresh, Hello Fresh. 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We're not doing asubuko. 252 00:18:18.119 --> 00:18:19.559 I just want a meal, prep and get it out of the way, 253 00:18:19.640 --> 00:18:23.599 so I don't go to Arawan and spend sixty dollars for no reason. 254 00:18:23.920 --> 00:18:27.000 I don't want to get delivery, which is going to cost eighty dollars more 255 00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:30.920 than it should and likely get stolen by the driver anyway, totally that Sometimes 256 00:18:30.920 --> 00:18:34.279 that food shows up and it's been flown around like someone swung it like it 257 00:18:34.359 --> 00:18:38.160 had a bag. Oh I'm sorry. Was there a meteor shower that I 258 00:18:38.200 --> 00:18:44.559 didn't know about that you were driving through? What happened to this pizza? 259 00:18:44.599 --> 00:18:48.640 But not with HelloFresh? Not to Hellowfresh. 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You can, however, go to one of the fourteen 269 00:19:34.119 --> 00:19:41.400 hundred plus locations and get unbelievable tropical, bright, and refreshing smoothies. How 270 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:45.759 about those mocktails, del those are my favorite. The mocktails are Pat's favorites. 271 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:48.559 And why are those your favorites? Well, I just love how they 272 00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:52.480 taste. It just you feel like a million bucks after you have one, 273 00:19:52.519 --> 00:19:56.440 and you also feel like you're at a beautiful beach with the sun shining down 274 00:19:56.440 --> 00:19:59.599 on your toes. Yes, the shine is signing down on your toes and 275 00:19:59.799 --> 00:20:03.160 all. So the whales are speaking to you. And so with the dolphins, 276 00:20:03.240 --> 00:20:04.359 I was like, woo wooh, he's saying, hey, give me 277 00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:07.960 some of that tropical smoothie. Yeah. And some of the fish, who 278 00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:12.400 are more well adjusted to the world actually just speak plain English or whatever language 279 00:20:12.559 --> 00:20:15.960 you speak. They say hand it over and I say no, no, 280 00:20:15.960 --> 00:20:18.279 no, no, yeah, I only have a little left. It's all 281 00:20:18.279 --> 00:20:19.480 for me. And then the dolphins go, oh, I'm just kidding. 282 00:20:19.519 --> 00:20:22.160 I wouldn't be that aggressive tords you. I wouldn't try to steal your track 283 00:20:22.319 --> 00:20:26.359 the nice week catay. But another reason why you love the mocktails is because 284 00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:30.039 they have no booze, and you're recovering booze. That's right. So the 285 00:20:30.200 --> 00:20:34.079 watermelon mochito smoothie has watermelon, mint, strawberries, and lime. You're on 286 00:20:34.119 --> 00:20:40.519 Tropic Time. Now go to one of the fourteen hundred plus locations. Okay 287 00:20:40.559 --> 00:20:45.000 and order a smoothie or use promo code bad TV in the Tropical SMOOTHI app. 288 00:20:45.000 --> 00:20:47.599 We love you very much. Let's get back to the show, all 289 00:20:47.680 --> 00:20:52.440 right, So this is when who meets with Captain Sandy? Oh this is 290 00:20:52.480 --> 00:20:56.359 what you mentioned this already, So Ian unintentionally or intentionally let Sandy know the 291 00:20:56.440 --> 00:21:00.720 chef had to be woken up to make food and Sandy answers immediately without any 292 00:21:00.799 --> 00:21:04.559 other information. Well, that's not gonna happen. Yeah, why not? 293 00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:10.599 There was? Like okay, so, so Balkan biscuit friend of the show 294 00:21:11.039 --> 00:21:15.960 obviously needs to chill out. I know she's from the Balkans, but we 295 00:21:15.039 --> 00:21:19.599 are launching another cold war against Jono. It's not worth it. But where 296 00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:25.960 is all this? Where is all this, mister Rogers neighborhood friendliness when it 297 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:29.240 comes to what the Balkan biscuit? Did you know? This whole thing is 298 00:21:29.279 --> 00:21:32.480 like, Hey, it's okay that you shrunk the charter guest's pants down to 299 00:21:32.559 --> 00:21:34.799 an infant size. It's fine that they don't have half of the clothing that 300 00:21:34.839 --> 00:21:37.720 they came here with. It's the fine that this jerk off didn't bother you. 301 00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:41.920 The preference sheet that right implicitly said late night food. But when it 302 00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:47.279 comes to this, it's also don't wake up the chef and then walking down 303 00:21:47.319 --> 00:21:49.559 the stairs, don't ever wake me up? Where is all the happiness? 304 00:21:49.599 --> 00:21:52.839 Where's the rain drops and the gum drops? Okay, as far as I 305 00:21:52.880 --> 00:21:56.559 can tell, it's only rain drops. Well, at the end of the 306 00:21:56.640 --> 00:21:59.599 day, he needed to be himself, Yes, exactly, and that is 307 00:21:59.640 --> 00:22:02.000 Jenny from the block. So Jonah and Aisha have a little bit of a 308 00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:04.519 tiff, recounts the he recounts the tale of not betraying himself, and Asia 309 00:22:04.559 --> 00:22:07.359 says, well, to be fair, they did say they want late night 310 00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:12.519 snacks, and you said that you would have those ready. So you know, 311 00:22:12.640 --> 00:22:17.519 Dylan, I am shocked by the preference sheet and these employees of these 312 00:22:17.640 --> 00:22:22.839 vessels that rarely look at those goddamn preferences. And it's it's not just that 313 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:29.119 it's a it's a failure of reading comprehension. And in the I can't talk, 314 00:22:29.599 --> 00:22:30.359 I can't talk. Here's me. I'm a charter guess, hey, 315 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:34.400 is this shellfish? Yeah it is. I'm allergic to shellfish. You can 316 00:22:34.480 --> 00:22:37.240 kill me. Oh did you put that in your preference sheet? Actually I 317 00:22:37.319 --> 00:22:45.440 did. Yeah. Oh today's first chorus is asparagus savice. Hi. I 318 00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:49.559 we all we're all here because we're part of an Asparagus makes your piss stank, 319 00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:52.160 and that's why we hate it. Grow. Yeah, I don't know 320 00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:56.359 why. That's how we all met. It's because of our hatred for asparagus. 321 00:22:56.640 --> 00:22:59.839 So I don't know why you would have pulled out some sick, cold 322 00:23:00.039 --> 00:23:03.359 sparagus. Stage four? Was it all the prefer In fact, it was 323 00:23:03.759 --> 00:23:06.680 Oh yeah, I know it's pretty wild, but you know, sea rots 324 00:23:06.680 --> 00:23:08.759 are going to see rat and that's never good. I mean we've discussed it 325 00:23:08.799 --> 00:23:11.799 before. When people go, oh, that's just Mike, it's not good 326 00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:17.319 when people chock up your behavior to your chronic behavior to just being you, 327 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:18.279 that's right, you know what I mean. Hey, I do want to 328 00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:22.319 go back to Kermit, and I do appreciate her positivity. It's a little 329 00:23:22.319 --> 00:23:27.799 too much for me, but I like how she pushed back against Jonah's assertion 330 00:23:27.920 --> 00:23:32.119 that it was based because he was clearly trying to get out ahead of this 331 00:23:32.240 --> 00:23:34.039 in front of the balk and biscuit, right, and she was hearing no 332 00:23:34.599 --> 00:23:37.039 part of it. Well, he's an incredible chef. Breakfast special is going 333 00:23:37.079 --> 00:23:41.440 to be avocado toast with an egg on top of it. Like, I 334 00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:45.960 mean, it's like never mine. So we talked to the boyfriend of Gail 335 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:48.759 and this conversation doesn't go great. She says, you know, I don't 336 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:52.160 know if I'm good at this long distance thing. You know, clearly not. 337 00:23:52.519 --> 00:23:57.480 We're we're we're looking for shoots everywhere. We're just trying to get out 338 00:23:57.559 --> 00:24:00.440 of this. Sandy and Jonah check. He says, I couldn't sleep because 339 00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:03.880 I had so much anxiety after one of the stews woke me up. And 340 00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:08.680 this is another one of these things where we can't speak like this, right, 341 00:24:08.799 --> 00:24:15.000 that's I mean, that's a you problem. I can't be around a 342 00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:18.279 guy like Jonah or anybody like this that sees the world this way and what 343 00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:22.680 way is that? Well, it's just if this bothers me, then I'm 344 00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:26.319 not doing it. I mean, welcome to living on the planet Earth. 345 00:24:26.519 --> 00:24:30.359 I have to do shit all day long that I don't want to do. 346 00:24:30.839 --> 00:24:37.759 My kids crying way daddy I want milk. I wouldn't be myself if I 347 00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:40.160 made that milk free. To get that, You're gonna have to starve to 348 00:24:40.319 --> 00:24:45.039 get up and to get you this treat that you want would be a betrayal 349 00:24:45.119 --> 00:24:48.440 of my character. And as your father, I want to teach you to 350 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:52.839 never do that. Okay, And that's why I sit the fuck down and 351 00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:57.680 watch Cocoa Melon. So Gail, well, don't watch Coco Melon though, 352 00:24:57.720 --> 00:25:03.119 because I think it's like MK ultra programming from the Chinese or something. I 353 00:25:03.240 --> 00:25:06.920 have no idea what the hell it is. I get. I'm glad I 354 00:25:06.960 --> 00:25:08.599 don't have to watch it anymore. Yeah, Okay, she's moved on to 355 00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:12.839 Pink Delicious. Oh I heard Pink Delicious fantastic. Oh yah, that's great. 356 00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:17.559 So Sandy and Jona chat. Nope, covered that. Gale and Thing 357 00:25:17.640 --> 00:25:22.000 one or Thing two have a chat. They talk about keeping their relationship platonic. 358 00:25:22.119 --> 00:25:25.960 I think, yeah, we'll see how platonic that is. We have 359 00:25:26.079 --> 00:25:30.359 no rose, so we're going to ask another boat for their stock. Now, 360 00:25:30.480 --> 00:25:33.880 Dale, hold up here, because this is where Sandy Captain Sandy really 361 00:25:33.920 --> 00:25:38.440 earns her stripes. Where they're problem solving skills rather than call a new provisioner, 362 00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:42.920 or acquire rose, or perhaps have someone take one of those tenders into 363 00:25:42.920 --> 00:25:45.839 town to buy from a nice little wine shop. She sends a decky to 364 00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:52.000 ask another super yacht to purchase their wine. Why is Sandy working as a 365 00:25:52.039 --> 00:25:55.160 captain when she could be helping out with this whole piece thing between the Russians 366 00:25:55.160 --> 00:25:57.000 and the Ukrainians, you know, yeah, I mean, you know, 367 00:25:57.880 --> 00:26:03.880 we've listened to a lot of coverage about Gaza, and I don't think that 368 00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:07.119 we have really allowed Sandy a crack at that at all. You know. 369 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:14.319 I can imagine Sandy goes to Qatar brokers some kind of peace talks with you 370 00:26:14.359 --> 00:26:18.359 know, Yahu and Benny Gantz and the leaders of Hamas, and she goes, 371 00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:27.680 hey, I think they and nothing gets solved. I mean it's a 372 00:26:27.799 --> 00:26:32.400 very complicated issue. Now, that would be a horrible thing, clearly. 373 00:26:32.519 --> 00:26:37.319 Yeah, but that hypothetical, that's possibility. Yeah, absolutely, So they 374 00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:45.640 go over and they what why I'm not just putting the on Hamas, you 375 00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:48.920 know, I mean Nena is capable of it too, I think, I 376 00:26:48.960 --> 00:27:00.480 mean, he loves war, all right. I was actually hoping that the 377 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:03.599 other boat didn't have any wine for some reason too. I was I was 378 00:27:03.640 --> 00:27:10.599 praying that it was this recoverer's cruise or something like that. Oh no, 379 00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:15.440 sorry, we only have milk, but alas they do have rose. And 380 00:27:15.519 --> 00:27:22.079 this decie eyebrows gets a litle bit too big for his breeches. You know, 381 00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:27.400 another sea rat. You know you're not a pirate. We're not going 382 00:27:27.480 --> 00:27:32.799 on a rescue mission here. You're going to get whispering angel. Okay, 383 00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:37.039 it's piss. What you're getting is what you're trying to acquire right now, 384 00:27:37.079 --> 00:27:44.960 is corked piss. So Thing one or Thing two says we're getting the rose 385 00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:47.880 or we're not coming back again. I mean this, that's not that's a 386 00:27:47.920 --> 00:27:49.799 sealed Team six kind of thing. And then he heads over and says, 387 00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:57.480 name your price and we'll pay. Now. Any good businessman worth his weight 388 00:27:57.519 --> 00:28:03.079 in salt five five hundred dollars a bottle, right, But this rube says 389 00:28:03.119 --> 00:28:08.839 seventy five. Now, these bottles of rose are sold at Ralphs. Yeah, 390 00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:15.759 I mean I think you can get them six for five dollars each something 391 00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:21.440 like that. This is not you know, a hard earned vintage. This 392 00:28:21.559 --> 00:28:26.480 is mass produced, bottled and corked piss that they're paying seventy five dollars a 393 00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:33.599 bottle for but the solution has arisen. We purchase the rose and we head 394 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:37.279 back to the boat to cheer. Somebody says, on a jellyfish, if 395 00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:42.839 it's stung me on the face, would you piss on my face? Do 396 00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:48.680 you think that was funny? All we've got soba noodle, salad and chicken 397 00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:52.119 for lunch. Jono and the bull can have an undercurrent of passive aggression towards 398 00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:53.599 one another. He has not apologized yet, No, he is not. 399 00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:59.000 And then we get to the and you know we're gonna call her cheese. 400 00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:02.000 Yeah, We're we're gonna call her cheese, all right? Yeah, boy 401 00:29:02.240 --> 00:29:07.920 stressing balls in that laundry room. Yeah, she she loses a pair of 402 00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:15.279 pants and she begins to hyperventilate and cry. And in the tea she said 403 00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:18.160 that she's been yachting for some time and she's never made it through an entire 404 00:29:18.240 --> 00:29:22.920 charter season. I think that was the last episode, and we find out 405 00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:30.759 why she was a fauntleroy. Right now on a scale of sea raret sadness. 406 00:29:30.759 --> 00:29:36.920 Now again, this is this is difficult to chart, right because well, 407 00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:41.759 it is very privileged to grow up this way. What I can do, 408 00:29:42.200 --> 00:29:45.880 if you have to come into contact with real life is turn you into 409 00:29:47.000 --> 00:29:49.640 cheese. Well look what happened to Harry and William Man. Their lives don't 410 00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:56.160 look too good, no, I mean, you know, Harry's sitting up 411 00:29:56.160 --> 00:30:00.119 in Montecito and he's looking at Megan every day thinking I should just kill myself, 412 00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:06.039 and Megan's looking at him thinking, you know, I should just fucking 413 00:30:06.240 --> 00:30:11.640 kill myself. And and to think about They're living their lives in Montecito and 414 00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:15.880 what they miss is the bud lust, of the bloodlust and the satanic ritual 415 00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:19.599 of the royals. I mean, that's that's the fucking ship for them. 416 00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:22.799 You know how a lot of people you know, like uh, like that 417 00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:27.680 guy in Shank he got out of jail, he didn't know what to do 418 00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:30.640 with himself, so he hung himself. Right. Who was that was that 419 00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:34.640 blue God? I should know this. Some of the comments let us know 420 00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:40.799 what his name was. But no, Red was Morgan Freeman. That's right. 421 00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:48.319 Red was here too. That's what he carves into that banister where the 422 00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:52.640 other guy had his own life. Yeah, and and it's very clear at 423 00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:55.960 the end of the film that Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman are engaged in a 424 00:30:56.200 --> 00:31:02.759 in a gay relationship, and that's what happens in isn't okay? And for 425 00:31:02.839 --> 00:31:07.599 anybody to have any judgment about that, I'd tell you to, you know, 426 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:11.640 don't be so judgmental. Okay, where am I? I don't know? 427 00:31:12.039 --> 00:31:15.559 Well, I'll say this all right. So originally with cheese, if 428 00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:18.240 the movie was about Cheese, would be called the Sea rat Hood of the 429 00:31:18.279 --> 00:31:22.079 Traveling Pants. Okay, at some point she finds those goddamn missing pants. 430 00:31:22.119 --> 00:31:26.240 They were somewhere else anyway, that that the sequel to that movie be called 431 00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:32.200 Sea Rat Got Our Groove Back? No, no, it would be the 432 00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:38.680 Sea rat Hood of the Traveling Pants too. It would be the Sea rat 433 00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:48.400 Hood of the Traveling Pants. Are I I am? I'm off today? 434 00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:51.759 No? No, I'm off today? And I apologize for that. But 435 00:31:55.440 --> 00:31:59.759 you know, I don't know. So when someone is this bad, there 436 00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:04.440 are there are so many things that can go wrong. Like let's put the 437 00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:07.319 homeless guy in the boat, right, So he's eating the detergent, and 438 00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:14.119 he's trying to scratch people, and he's throwing things off the boat. Now 439 00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:19.920 he's also manufactured some kind of living, dwelling, and the goddamn walkway, 440 00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:22.279 so none of us can walk on the boat. Right, he has a 441 00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:24.359 bed, but he's not used to that kind of life. So so what 442 00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:29.160 he's he's making a lot of mistakes. Right, You're having to walk over 443 00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:37.079 him at night, and he's living starting fires. He keeps starting fires to 444 00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:39.240 keep warm, and it's fairly warm inside. He doesn't need to do that, 445 00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:44.680 but with the fires, and somehow he stole someone's bicycle. I don't 446 00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:47.319 even know how he pulled there are they keep they keep undoing the hatch to 447 00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:51.039 get the water toys out, and it's just more and more bikes. I 448 00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:54.000 mean, it's just spilling out. It's like if like many peebee hermans were 449 00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:57.480 in there, and I don't know where he's getting them. But people do 450 00:32:57.559 --> 00:33:07.160 hear a splash at night and they can't find difference. But anyways, anyways, 451 00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:12.559 listen man with Oh also, when he's sleeping in the hallway at night, 452 00:33:12.599 --> 00:33:16.240 if you step over him, he lashes out because that's been conditioned in 453 00:33:16.319 --> 00:33:22.839 him. Okay, do you have any idea what it's Do you have any 454 00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:25.839 idea what it's like to sleep with people stepping over you? You don't know 455 00:33:25.880 --> 00:33:29.720 if they're friendly. You don't know if they're a fire. So, but 456 00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:34.799 he'd be way better than cheese. I'd be much better than cheese. But 457 00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:38.599 that's not to say he would be perfect. And what with the fires and 458 00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:45.319 the bikes and the detergent Eden, there are so many things going wrong that 459 00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:47.200 you have to pick your battles. And that's exactly what Asha has to do 460 00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:53.359 with cheese, because jeez, it cannot be bull rushed with all of her 461 00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:58.599 mediocrity on display. Okay, she has to get kind of tempered into this 462 00:33:58.640 --> 00:34:08.159 boat now speaking of no so eyebrows aka thing two doesn't do Nathan for the 463 00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:12.360 audience, No, Joe, Joe, Oh you're going to talk about how 464 00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:15.719 he kind of f s up here? Yeah, I mean we can. 465 00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:20.119 I was confused by it. I understood the whole concept of the rope having 466 00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:22.360 too much slack. I didn't know you didn't, Okay, yeah, I 467 00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:24.679 think that was He was like, why isn't this tightening? It's well, 468 00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:28.519 you got eight feet of rope sitting on the on the deck there, dude. 469 00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:32.079 Yeah, I don't really know how how really any of that stuff works. 470 00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:37.320 That's okay, Yeah, but you could tell that Sandy was pissed. 471 00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:42.679 Yeah, she wasn't happy at all. But the doctor goes fine, and 472 00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:47.480 the children leave and we get to our tip, but not before Asha talks 473 00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:51.719 about taking a massive ship. Yeah, that's her thing. She likes bathroom 474 00:34:51.800 --> 00:34:52.639 humor. Well, I think part of her brand. I think what Asha 475 00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:58.119 does is uh, it's very clever. Now, I I don't know if 476 00:34:58.119 --> 00:35:01.199 that this. I don't think that this is the motivation behind it. I 477 00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:08.039 think that it's just a convenient byproduct. No one views Asia as a sexual 478 00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:13.920 creature. She's not gonna get involved in any of these trysts or anything like 479 00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:17.159 that. She's walking around the boat talking about taking massive shits. Okay, 480 00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:22.840 Gail's not doing that, the Balkan Biscuit's not doing that, Cheese is not 481 00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:25.719 doing that. None of the guys are doing it either, So it's all 482 00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:30.840 fair game from them for them, they can fucking suck. Meanwhile, Asha's 483 00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:36.159 over here talking about shitting and a cond to length turrets, and because of 484 00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:40.000 that, she friend zones pretty much everybody in the vicinity. Very very smart. 485 00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:44.400 You know my ex girlfriend, you know, her mother was the deb 486 00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:45.719 who didn't like me, and I didn't like the deb either. Yeah, 487 00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:50.320 one time we're out eating at Michelli's, that Italian restaurant. Yeah, and 488 00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:54.960 she tries telling me I was so in demand at my former workplace that I 489 00:35:55.039 --> 00:35:59.400 put on a ton of weight because I loved my husband so much. I 490 00:35:59.440 --> 00:36:14.039 was like, sure, you bitch you sorry, sorry, Okay. So 491 00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:20.880 we get to the tip meeting and it's all smiles and lollipops until we get 492 00:36:20.920 --> 00:36:27.079 to never wake the chef. The ball biscuit pipes up and this is where 493 00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:30.639 you know, the balk and Biscuit's gotta you know, sit back, take 494 00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:32.639 the lashings a little bit, right. We can't we can't be popping off 495 00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:36.960 in the first tip meeting, you know. Well, all right, so 496 00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:38.360 there's a few things that break down here. Yeah. Well, first we 497 00:36:38.400 --> 00:36:43.079 had an interior meeting where Kermit holds this meeting to let her team know what 498 00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:46.519 they can improve improve upon. And when she looks at Bri she says everything 499 00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:49.800 or she should have said that. Yeah, And then we have the tip 500 00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:52.000 meeting and we're there, right dell, Yeah, Okay, when you lead 501 00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:57.800 with kindness, they will follow and never wake the chef, says Sandy, 502 00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:01.280 and then they'll rely on paninis. Moving forward, Yes, And I have 503 00:37:01.320 --> 00:37:07.559 a question for Captain Sandy. What if I don't want panninies? Yeah, 504 00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:12.639 do you guys have any like wings or nachos, or like pizza or chips 505 00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:19.320 and guac or bagel bites, anything like that? Would you like a panini? 506 00:37:20.519 --> 00:37:22.639 Well, I didn't say any of that. I didn't. I said 507 00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:27.079 so many things. Pannini's all you have. And it's crazy, like the 508 00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:30.519 five star service element of this, like what are we gonna give this up? 509 00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:35.880 I mean you literally feed them, depending on the night, edible food 510 00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:39.719 at seven o'clock and then they're told to drink until their hearts desire. And 511 00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:43.559 then you know, if they want anything, it's going to be pressed, 512 00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:46.280 sandwich is pre prepared or nothing. You know, that's not five stars. 513 00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:51.639 That is not five stars. That's some aquatic prison. You know, prisoners 514 00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:58.840 don't get late night snacks. They just get dinner. So we The Balkan 515 00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:01.960 Biscuit goes into a bit of a viral and the war has now been waged 516 00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:07.960 against Jonah. And like I mentioned, it's cold right now, but I 517 00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:10.280 think nukes will be dropped at some point in the future. I said, 518 00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:15.199 I predict he doesn't make a past episode five. Let's see if I think 519 00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:17.639 Jonah is going to be around for a little bit. Jonah's boyfriend is named 520 00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:22.840 David. Would you like to comment on David or his looks? No opera 521 00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:25.880 singer. I think that's what opera singers look like in Europe. Yeah, 522 00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:30.639 okay, yeah, it looks like a Viking. Yeah, he looks like 523 00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:36.880 if Kyle Gas and Jack Black were one A little bit, A little bit, 524 00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:39.760 you know, am I am? I way too much tonight, not 525 00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:43.639 at all. We might want to bleep out one thing that we'll talk later, 526 00:38:43.719 --> 00:38:45.800 but other than that, I think is what I called devid. Oh 527 00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:49.960 no, no, no, I totally agree with that one. The only 528 00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:52.079 reason I called it is because she's so she was so harmful to you, 529 00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:58.000 so mean to me, She was awful to you. Thanks for getting my 530 00:38:58.039 --> 00:39:00.920 back, Yeah, of course. So we get ready for the night out. 531 00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:05.719 Nathan Thing one sees Gail and says she has a boyfriend, but he 532 00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:10.880 doesn't know him anything. Then we get to dinner, mister Charisma aka Thing 533 00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:15.400 two aka Joe begins the macking. I had, I had no idea that 534 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:19.480 he was such a hot commodity on this boat. Well he's not. It's 535 00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:24.280 just there's only there's only so many people, you know, which I guess 536 00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:29.199 makes him a hot commodity. So in fact he is. That's Terrence Howard 537 00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:31.440 math right there. Oh yeah, you're gonna sneeze. Yeah, thank you. 538 00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:37.840 So we get ready, no date night, well boat mances are discussed, 539 00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:39.760 and Gail's not sure she can be loyal to anybody. I appreciate the 540 00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:44.079 candor, and then Kermit shares that she never has to worry about Scott, 541 00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:46.320 right, yeah, because and it's not just because he lives in a van 542 00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:50.159 in the middle of the woods and shits in a bucket, right, No, 543 00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:52.360 Asian and Scott have a beautiful relationship and I shipped them very, very 544 00:39:52.400 --> 00:40:00.280 hard too. But yeah, what happens is, you know I was being 545 00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:06.519 pacitious earlier. You need not talk about the length of your feces or anything 546 00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:08.159 like that. In order to ward off predators, all you have to do 547 00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:13.079 is be in a loving relationship with somebody that you really care about. Yeah, 548 00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:16.880 which Gale's not in, which is why she'll bang thing one and at 549 00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:20.960 the drop of a hat, you know, I mean it's been thirty six 550 00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:22.280 hours and Gale's like, you know, I don't think I can do this. 551 00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:27.199 Now, that's not love, if you ask me, no, she 552 00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:30.039 probably shouldn't be using that word. All right, So Asha is the producer 553 00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:34.199 we need. She's just juice and gale up. And she's juicing the bulk 554 00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:37.199 and biscuit up too. The smut is escalating all the way back to the 555 00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:39.719 boat and we get to the strawberry. Now, the strawberry is a code 556 00:40:39.719 --> 00:40:45.000 word for I think fingering, Yeah, yeah, something like I was a 557 00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:51.679 gambling man. Yeah. So the two of them text, they coordinate this, 558 00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:54.039 this Black Ops mission to evade the cameras. Where are they? Where's 559 00:40:54.039 --> 00:40:58.639 the only place enough cameras? I'll tell you in that goddamn shower. But 560 00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:01.400 mommy, daddy and also your boyfriend Gail are going to know your fucking Yeah. 561 00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:05.639 Here's the thing, Like, you can try to evade the cameras, 562 00:41:05.679 --> 00:41:07.840 but if you talk about trying to evade the cameras in front of the cameras, 563 00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:13.119 then there's really no point, right. Do you remember Zarena, one 564 00:41:13.159 --> 00:41:15.400 of our favorite chefs from a couple seasons ago, She told us that she 565 00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:20.679 didn't even know that they have cameras on their iPhone screens, so they're reading 566 00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:22.360 everything that you got even if you think you're being discreet. Yeah, they'll 567 00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:25.280 catch you. They have your texts. You know. It's really orwellian what 568 00:41:25.320 --> 00:41:28.840 these producers do. Jump in the comments let us know what you thought about 569 00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:31.519 the episode. Five stars kind words. Help the sponsors out. It helps 570 00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:35.480 us, Yeah, help them out. Add free episodes of patreon dot com 571 00:41:35.519 --> 00:41:38.920 Slash another podcast network. We love you so so so much. I'm Dylan 572 00:41:38.920 --> 00:42:05.960 and saying goodbye, pat Say goodbye later out Crosstandshing was stand