Three, six, two four, Welcome in. It's an US fun station
in Dallas. Forward ninety seven won the free Kevin Turner with Danny Bayless,
Mike's Roy J. J. Jackson. A big show today, including at
nine o'clock a special draft. Eight o'clock read take it Deep into the Adversity
in the Air involving one of the two airplane manufacturers, weird stuff in flight
Sports at seven bad one for the fans. Last night MAVs fans calling for
Jason Kidd's head Hush Day was super two day. We actually thought about if
it wouldn't vote it or not and more. We'll start off the show today
with Danny showing us a picture of not sixty year old Katy Iron Believe,
just to get the blood flowing. Guys. This guy just looked at me
and said, do you remember Kathy Iren? You know? Okay, that
was my high school Yes, I girl, you know her? And Elle
McPherson. I guess Lle was my number one for a long time. Yeah,
Kathy was. It was eighties and she's turned sixty one this year,
so did she There's what she will There's a picture of Elle McPherson in one
of those Sports illustrated things right where she was in a swimsuit and the swim
shit was designed. It was just one strap over the shoulder, like covering
one boob, and then it went down to cover the bottom. It was
designed with just one boob. Not it was just out. I couldn't believe
it that someone made this. And then she kind of has her arm up
and she's smiling. Impactful to say the least to a young shel said,
Wall, Yeah, Kathy made a difference. The Dade County Lotion Company had
a big year lotion company, Ye Dade and Broward Lotion of Miami, Florida.
How are you when you're going there? When I say Dade County,
do you know it's Miami, Florida or not? Yes? Uh? And
you know why I know that? Why because of Jim Morrison. Okay,
I thought it was a hanging chad thing. Okay, that's fine too.
Is my is Miami. It's the biggest. Broward is sort of Fort Lauderdale
in the northern part of Miami. But you always wonder, what's you know,
conversation or normal to one you know less so to others. Obviously being
a resident of there, it's always known that Jim Morrison was arrested for exposing
his lizard on stage in Dade County. I think his little police sign said
it. The little police sign with a push in letters that they had to
build never could sign. Do you guys have who was I just yesterday?
I was looking at a mug? Oh no, it was the some girl.
Oh yeah, the story you guys did? The girl the woman who
arrested for at the church volunteer who got in trouble for Yeah, a Meyer
and her mugshot was up there and just a big lovely smile, very genuine
looking smile. And I just don't really have a mugshot strategy. Yeah,
i'd go full truncked. Well that's I think you kind of have two choices.
Does it look hard mean mug or just very big, natural smile?
And I think if you go natural smile, it's going to be less remembered
historically, obviously, if you're somewhat of significance. We are not. I
don't know. To me, the smile makes it look like there's no contrition,
you know, like I just got arrested and charged with some pretty serious
offenses. Why would you look happy about that? Well? His play is
denial, though, which is interesting who Trump's Well, he knew that was
gonna be an iconic photograph, which probably is. Historically there was massive conversations
about what how we should handle that. He knew for whatever months he was
gonna get arrested. I'm going full nolty. Just you're gonna fully Hawaiian shirt
hair Hawaii. You're gonna have a Hawaiian shirt and you're passing your seat or
in your backpack at all time, just to switch into I'll probably be wearing
it. Mikey have never seen you wear a Hawaiian shirt. I'm putting my
tongue in my left cheek and holding a fist up to my mouth. Okay,
yeah, that's not a bad one. I don't think they let you
get away with those kind of bits. Your hands down, son, Put
your hand down, son, how's your father? I took a mug shot.
I would love to find it. P I wasn't it no public urination
or well that was Mexico interference. Got arrested for past interference. It was
there. It was intentional. Pittalties go down. If the players had to
get a mug shot after the game, it was either the p I or
he's going to give up a touchdown, don't I don't blame you. I
got burnt, Yeah, I gotpens. On the news, here's a picture
of Rady Gregory for his mug shot for committing a personal foul that cost the
Cowboys the game. On the talking is the mug shot? What was your
what was your mug shot for? In Arizona got arrested for I think technically
possession of paraphernalia. Yeah, crack pipe, Yeah, crack pipe. Now
I had your heroines boone fall out of your wallet. You were reaching for
a car insurance my kit kit and my little rubber band popped off my arm
and whipped the cop in the forehead. What city was this? Flag style?
I guarantee you this will be provided by the end of the show by
somebody. We have sleuths. I don't want to see it, but yeah,
some freaking we need to see dog barking. And the front door was
wide open so the cops could come straight in. They found a pipe,
They found a pipe, and they arrested everyone in the house. I was
asleep. You were all a threat at the time. I was upstairs asleep.
I had woken up to a flashlight my face. I'm like, what
do we do? What do we do? This? Post Air Force cops
like, what the hell is this? Who are you people? Who are
you people? Was this post Air Force for? Yeah? Served, officer,
I served, I said, but I served. You're welcome, big
mine. I told you that story before, but I'll tell you again real
quick, because I got trouble sleeping back then, so I would always take
like night quail or melotone or whatever. And I ted, just take a
night quill, right, And I went to sleep, woke up with a
flashlight in my face. Get up, You're going to the slammer? Like
what why? Because there was one pipe in the house? Good nice night
fellas question them. I was just so confused, like you know you're yes,
And they took you in there to like the drunk tank, right,
and I remember there's a dozen people in there, a lot of Native Americans.
Yes, because up in northern Arizona, the Navajo Nation is up there.
Great people made friends with, including Bob, the loudest snore I've ever
heard in my life. Drunk tank. No, I let Bob stay at
my house for a week. Oh that's right. I remember the sandwich shop
with him. He needed a spot, and I would love to say there
longer, but I've never heard a man snore like this, So you have
to go. You have to leave Bob. I don't know, he's not
like a leopard. But you go in the drunk tank and it's maybe you
know, a couple of white dudes, black dudes, and then ten or
so Native Americans whatever, everyone just drunk, most of them and me and
my buddy Matt. They bring us in there. We're like the last two
to check in, and there's all theyse like plastic beds, you know.
So I kind of go in there and I was right one step in front
of Mat, so I went picked a bed on the left. We weren't
next to each other, right, and I just kind of sit down.
Then he takes the absolute last bed, which is like back right, let's
just call it. And then we're kind of face to face, just laying
in bed, just shaking our heads, like are you kidding me? What
the hell is this? But because I'd taken Nike, will you know?
After fifteen twenty minutes, I realized nothing's gonna happen. I'm gonna be here
till the morning. So I just kind of start laying back and dozing off.
But in my line of sight was Matt roommate right across from me,
and he's wide awake, arms crossed like leaning but you know, sitting back
in the bed like I can't believe this. And then very as I start
to doze, awesome man near three hundred pound Native American fellow stumbles over to
the metal toilet that is about four feet from where Matt's face is. Yes,
because he had this last choice of beds. And my final thought was
this big fellow just unleashing hell within five feet of Matt. As I closed
my eye, then he just shakes his It was sit down potty, not
standout potty, sit down potty. Oh no, exposed potty too, not
even not like a oh could you do that? I guess Look, if
you do it is I You're not pumping a lot of money into the quality
of life in the drunk tank. They just need a can. What's everybody
else doing while he's making everyone's just laying in their cots, most of them
asleep. Even if you've killed people, you should get a covered toilet at
three am, like it's gotten It's border there's a lot of problems with There's
a lot of inhumane stuff that goes on h okay, and some of it
warranted. So I don't care if you're a mass murderer, you should still
get to use the restroom and privacy even in your cell. Yeah. No,
do I build those old doors. No, And their purpose is to
absolutely strip you of any dignity. Yeah. What Brody's listening to us right
now, just recoil from the public potty and the jail cell, just shaking
his head, going, you guys are a bunch of panties. Yep,
I uhould get used to it. But well, I wasn't a worldwide pusher
man Katrina pet creator of whatever thing whatever. Brodie got trouble for you talking
about the mugshots, which will just start with the Kathy Ireland photos that are
on the Daily Mail. You know that if something happens to you like you
are on the lamb or you die, you know, and it makes it's
something that happens, it's newsworthy. The shot that they use is whatever they
have on file, and I think that's either your driver's license photo or a
mug shot. Now, I've never been arrested so I've never been mugged,
but my driver's license photo looks nothing like me. It's terrible. Yeah,
and it's old, just because I keep renewing it through the mail, and
mine's I kind of I look like my head's been like the angle of it's
weird. So my head looks like it's been scrunched, and I have this
dumb short haircut. It's just not a good photo. So I try to
stay out of trouble because I don't want to be on Fox four News and
there's Hannah Batah. Yeah up, they're pointing to my goofy mug on the
on the on the screen describing something terrible. I did, like, look
at this ugly person. I like, oh, we look Danny looks at
I couldn't live with my self. I just couldn't. You're right, driver's
license photos. I don't want to get a retake and I want to glam
it up. No, you don't nailing in. You don't want to go
to the beautiful process. I'm gonna wear my kimono, your beautiful kimone,
my MAVs hat time. You can make that a Ranger's hat. Buddy World
Series Champions, these MAVs. Hey, they can't find a win. I
wore my damn brand new spring training hat yesterday and nobody even said anything.
This is not in baseball mode yet. You wear a wrang your hat every
day? Smart about color coating with the pants A wearing or shorts yesterday?
I wear baby blue pants I did yesterday. I or my baby blue shorts
yesterday. Those are nice shorts by man. I noticed that. Yeah,
God for my good friend Travis had Travis Matthew. Yeah, a lot of
points racked up. I think we should play in case anyone missed it,
Danny's song from yesterday at six twenty two Insurance by Danny Baylists everyone heard,
No, I don't think so we played it exactly that time yesterday, So
we're gonna have people. I'll play it in the scuttle butt. Yeah,
let's play it in the stead of something that you would be doing. Yeah,
like the scuttle butt. That's great. We'll suck out something that was
going to be Kevin and then we'll plug in this something Danny. That's a
good plan. That was a good plan. That's a good plan. I've
been saying, but you know, I'm just my the things that I want
to happen aren't going to happen. So what do you want to happen?
Happen, Kevin, Anything you want to happen can happen. I'm scared to
say it was a ramification. Kevin's no ramification sent to a doghouse. I
don't want to do that. No, we're we're in the clear, bro.
I think so seen the ratings. We made it. What is Oh?
Yeah, what ah ratings? Ratings? Guys? I have dose coin
is up too, for the record, those coins having a nice week.
So that's uh, it is. It's temper things. Can I tell you
something real quick about that dog coin? Yes, I know that's probably a
whip. No, cryptocurrency is up. Go ahead, it's up. Bitcoin.
I'm interested because I'm I'm interested in practicing investing. No, yeah,
and I seriously, Bitcoin hit its new high yesterday. Yeah was it seventy
sixty nine thou over sixty nine thousand? Okay, and only crypto and bitcoins
actually hit the number sixty nine and then plummet because everyone laughs and sells it.
Seriously, that was the goal for dose coin to get to sixty nine
cents. It didn't make it because everyone's panicked. This is a few years
ago. When I got hot, anyway, like twelve years ago, me
and two buddies put five dollars each into bitcoin, fifteen dollars. It was
point zero point zer ers zerz zer one, like I can't even tell you
what minor fraction of a penny it was. And you bought five dollars worth,
five dollars worth, and I just it's the transfer is pending because my
buddy who was the one who actually did it, just yesterday we got my
bitcoin wallet, my my crypto wallet. Good god, the length of that
number, it's very confusing. But when it two days ago, it got
to a recent high and my five dollars was worth five thousand, seven hundred
dollars. Good brief. It's a great investment. You fashion out incredible.
I've never done anything successfully in my life. Just think if you had to
put five thousand, of course, that's all I think of as a victory
five dollars nearly six thousand dollars, or just a twenty yeah yeah, or
one hundred, one hundred, one hundred dollars worth of bitco might have been
yeah, so you might be you might not be here today. If you
put in one hundred dollars, so I can't do math that maybe twenty times
whatever your amount is. Let's say five dollars turn into six six thousand,
Well, no, five turn into five thousand, okay, So then one
hundred would have turned into one hundred thousand. Okay, that's not enough to
not be here for a few days the way you spend, but do you
spend a lot? And that was actually it used to be on air conditioning
bills until Reliant saved your ass. I did call two other companies first,
and then I call her Liiant. Turns out they are g immick free.
Okay, we know that's hey, three isn't that crazy though? Five bucks
into five thousand and hopefully it'll be in yeah. So and back then it
was new and unheard of. It even harder to grasp it now, you
know. So then I put a couple hundred into shiba U, which was
like the even jokier one of bitcoin. Uh and it's nothing, I mean,
it's ebbs flows and should have put it into Sheba hut. We can
play that song now, yeah, to do the song twice in a row.
I'm just looking for sponsors. Man anyway, go dosee go, go
doge coin. We can dose things we want to do. I think my
dose coin, though I've seen it, has come up. It was a
deadening point oh four and it's up to like point one eight. Now.
It's been tracking up lately because we've kept Elon off of Saturday Night Live.
That's good. That's kept it alive. I have like forty five shares of
doge coin, so it doesn't do much for me. But forty five that
is not that's not, no, forty five yeah, forty forty five do
coin. Yeah. So in this account, I have eight thousand. It's
not even the one I just told you about. This one is just something
else. I have eighty three hundred and twenty nine dos. That's a bunch
of shares. I don't know that should translate out to a lot. No,
that's thirteen hundred bucks. Yeah, so you have thirteen hundred bucks in
dosecoin just sitting there. Yeah, take it out. Yeah, you know
last week I've taken out two hundred and two fifty like as it went up,
because it went up, and I just take it out. So I've
covered my initial Are you using robinhood? Yeah? This is on Robin Hood,
Yeah, because it was weird. They they did fishy stuff around the
the game Stop and Nokia and AMC, and they started shutting them down real
quick. I don't understand. I don't know that you're allowed to do that,
but they did, and there's something wrong with it, and I don't
know enough about it. But I did get in based off of based off
of like information you might find on Reddit or the internet, people giving advice.
By the time you hear about it, it's over. It's over the
sucker because they do what's called the pump and dump, where these Reddit people
or Twitter people or like a lot of following, they'll be like, I'm
hearing about this thing. It could be a tiny crypto. Hell, it
could be game Stop. That one's a little more complex, I think,
and they're like, all right, I'm gonna drop it. And then this
some some guy who has a lot of followers tweets out follow Soroy industries,
you know, like, oh my god, Soroy industry is gonna be something,
and he's already bought one hundred thousand dollars worth of this thing. And
then you pump it to all your people. They all the smart ones get
on board instantly, and then idiots like us then an hour later start seeing
it. We're like, oh, this is the hot thing, and we
start buying in right as they are slinging it, and they quadruple or way
mower their money, and then it plummets down back to where it belongs.
It's called pumping dump, and there are people who do it unabashedly, like
they say, this is what I do. So you have the choice do
I follow them closely enough to get in like the second that they pump it
so I can get there in time for the dump as well. Who's the
government branch that monitors on the Treasury Department? No, it's like the Federal
something, not FTC. It's like the FCC. I think it's like there's
two different fccs, but they monitor all of the you know, the stock
stuff and foul play sec SEC My bad, my bad. Can you imagine
what a nightmare job that must be if you're one of the grinders that's just
having a monitor all of the nefarious activities that go on every second in the
market and deciding and the legality of it, and then track someone to then
backtrack them if they knew something why they sold something building the case, And
I mean, I guess it would be pretty fun if you really got a
good, a good lead and it took you down some pretty interesting, you
know, rabbit holes, and you were uncovering things that were like, oh
my god. Right, But just the grind of getting to that point of
every day just looking at a screen with a bunch of damn numbers on it.
I think they love it, I guess, especially if you're the inspector
or you love to dig deep, like you said, and bust somebody.
I know someone who I mean kind of friend of a friend that's just got
out of jail for insider trading, Phil Mickels. Something there. Jail jail.
Oh, they will lock your ass away right there. But the jail
they go to. Their golf course only has nine holes. Ah, not
even a full eighteen. That's like death road, bro, nine holes.
You gonna play the same nine holes. Yeah, they move the pins twice
a day, boxes off so many rounds. It all figured out. God
good pool is barely heated. But yeah, jail, Well that's your market
report. Is the market open right now? Have they rung the bella nineties?
I've got I've gotta maybe the downbeat will ring the bell to open Wall
Street one day. So I think that how do things have to go for
us? In iHeartMedia? Different? Much different. I always thought that,
like in recent years, and this would probably be a what do they call
them penny stocks or really really cheap stocks. I always wanted to like to
dump like a hundred bucks in a Blockbuster because I think there's something going to
happen. Okay, just as a brand that everybody's going retro, you know,
with vinyl and stuff. I think there will come a time block and
maybe it will be fear based because of the perceived instability of our streaming platforms
and our our internet and all of that stuff that people are going to want
to be able to have better access to renting video games and movies, and
just the the experience of going to a video store. Like kids these days
don't know what that's like. And look, we remember that was fun.
I mean we would spend a lot of time in Blockbuster just walking up and
down and you see them, mean you look at the box and you take
it home. And I mean back well before DVDs, I mean I was
a VHS kid. I think Mikey. You probably were too to some degree,
but I don't know. I think that that would be something that you
just throw one hundred bucks at and just let it sit, because I guarantee
you those stocks are nothing right now. I got it on Nokia you did.
Yeah, Blockbuster right now is one thousandth of a cent. Tens hundreds
of thousands, yes, point zero zero, one to nine. Okay,
you buy twenty bucks worth of that? Yeah? Yeah. And then if
something happened in fifteen years where there was like this big revivalist thing about rinting
movies and DVDs and video games, you know that they ended up making some
bizarre comeback and just get that thing up to a dollar. Oh my god,
and you're rich a dollar you need ten cents or twenty five cents.
I did BlackBerry too. You did all this when in the last recently,
like after they've gone twenty nineteen, and maybe it was twenty twenty. I
feel like it was pre COVID. Well, I think that's Look, it's
it's very if you if you're not putting in that much money up now,
not putting nothing. It's kind of a fun thing to you know, the
Blockbuster thing it's it's technically like Blockbuster liquidated. It's the company that you'd be
investing in. I think has nothing to do with videos if in any way
now, So I don't know if that would even work, But the idea
I love, dude, the penny stock is the dream. Yeah, sites
like even robin Hood, I think they're called pink Pink sheet. Maybe there's
something there's a cutoff where even like robin Hood, that you can't even do
what you're saying all that easily. Yeah, are some types of regulations on
there. Do we have one listener that's all, you know, chills at
home and goes gambles and day trades basically? I mean we have a mutual
friend that does that worked in sports until five or seven years ago and now
works from home and I think does very well. But the stock market I
think is really strong right now, and I just read an article shows no
signs of stopping. I know the stock market is not the economy. So
don't apply it to politics. Just like gas though, but one gas,
you know, we apply it to politics. First chance we get if you
need it, we just need to win the jackpot on the megaball or whatever
they're not good, dude, that's it's not gonna happen either. Six and
eighty seven million dollars. But we need the investment guru for the downbeat than
someone snake guru. Yeah, we only have a snake guru and Gary and
we've only heard about him snake Guru. Well, i've met Gary Garfield.
Oh the different guys. Yeah, the guy. Yeah, they had to
call to get the rattlesnake out of that smoky cigarette, ladies, car,
can we legally do that? Like get rich with the downbeat? We have
some listener who's a day trader, knows how to do the dance, and
we each kick in three hundred and thirty three dollars. Let us do downbeat
dollars anymore? So we put a thout. We have a thousand dollars and
I don't know if we just give it to this guy because we want the
listener to get rich with us. And does that count as a pumping job
before? Like, hey, guys, at nine o'clock, we're all investing
in this, Like is that? Is that what I think? Yeah?
Is it? I don't know, dude, I had Jim Kramer has been
for twenty years up there going bye bye, hit the buzzer. Yeah,
we could do that, God do that. We could totally do that,
and everyone got real poor. We're not insiders. We don't have don't we
don't. Yeah, we're just kind of looking at analytics that are out there
for everybody. We're not colluding with, you know, information from a corporation
that nobody else has access. I'd agree. But if the pump and dump
is legal, and I don't know if it is, if we had a
you know, just say one hundred thousand people are like, all right,
we're doing this. We could all do it together, all bye, it
would start blipping on the national and world radars. They'd be like, oh
my god, hold on, what's going on with the stock? I better
get in. I want to get in on this, and then bam,
we're all out by the end of that segment. The problem is, if
it is illegal, there's evidence of us talking about it, Well, just
don't download the podcasts that day, Kevin, Oh, don't upuat it.
Don't upload the pump considering doing that any podcast, Devin, Someone help us
get rich, all right, please please see that's why they said let's organize
downbeat pumping up someone who knows tell us if that's legal or not, and
then we'll we'll figure it out from that. If we can't get one response
or one person to participate in, no one's talking money. That's fine,
But I think it's going to be a pretty fair indicator of the like minded
IQ that our listeners are just like us. All Right, idiots, Yeah,
did you looked yesterday? Mike did? Yeah, and more. Next
a nice one freak