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Call it a podcast from a Mac of All Trade studio in Fairport and driven
by Victor Chrysler Dodge Ju Bram. It's Bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well,
hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for telling
a friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. And
lots of things happening. Lots of things happening, Danny, it's so exciting.
Thanks for moving, Thanks shaking. Oh, by the way, my
wife, Yeah, it's gonna make me a shirt with our QR code on
it. Oh shit, I didn't send that to you today. No,
I already, she already took care of it. How'd you have You've given
us plenty to hand out? No, no, no to hand out.
But he said, can you send me like, uh jpeg or whatever?
Figured it out? She figured it out. Man, I feel bad.
So now I'm gonna have this black T shirt says scan this if you dare,
and it's got the QR code. I don't know where that the steel
rail, so make sure she has an narrow pointing down too. Scan this
if you dare. Um, I love that. That's great, And you're
playing Sunday. It's Sunday the steel Rail all day, all day, all
day in Fairport, all day in Fairport on Sunday. Come on down.
So does that mean no, you won't be available for the podcast. I'll
I'll be stumbling down. I won't have a golf tournament, so I will
be just as drunk as him. No, I actually won't be drunk.
I'll be down here though, I'll be Okay, give me an update,
all right, took some musician. All right, yeah, what time should
we start? Uh? Actually we should just bring the stuff over do it
now? We would never you couldn't hear anything, but I'll be I'll be
here about normal time. All right. I couldn't hear anything over the three
fans in the crowd. Stop it. Step. Well, we don't know
the name of the band. That's the problem. I know. That's why
if there's an a band name, there'd be ten people. So Stephanie and
Katie now have a podcast that we're kind of starting a network here, little
podcast network, and they're gonna they have a weekly podcast. It's called Unfiltered
an Average and two episodes are out and they I said to them, they
got to, you know, kind of do some stuff on social media and
put it out there. So they tagged me in something and they allowed me
it was in their story, to put it in my story. So I
just what was it? A click of a button? So I did it,
and I got a ton of does this mean Stephanie will not be on
Billified anymore? And the answers, no, she'll be here. She'll probably
be here maybe even a little bit more, and sometimes Katie as well,
because they're gonna be on to promote this stuff, and people like when she's
on, and I gotta tell you. In one of the upcoming episodes,
she tells a story that's like, so, yeah, no, it's good.
It's really good. I don't even know how to but I don't even
know how to tease it other than to say that she said it was something
her grandmother got gift with purchase. Okay, okay, and Stephanie took it
to use it for a different purpose, and she used it so much it
broke and she brought it into school for the technology class to fix because she
just couldn't live without it. Wow, yeah, okay, yeah, but
it look I think that they got something. There's something that's embarrassing. Not
to her. She talked all about it freely. The other reason I'm not
going to say it is because I want you to go listen to the episode.
It's not up yet. It could be episode three, could be episode
four, I don't remember, and two episodes up right now. The technology
teacher decide bring it to students. No, she no, she brought it
in on her own and hey, and she brought it to the technology class
and goes, can someone help me fix this? Wow? Okay, this
was gifted to her by her grandmother. While it was something that I came
as a gift with purchase, like you bought something and so they give you.
You know there's more so by this addling for you get this. Plus
if you call the next ten minutes, we'll double the order and then up
someone won't be saying, um, this would be interesting to see what they
say about it on unfiltered average women. What do you hate to see other
women? Do? So seed be happy? So some women like we're responding
to this, and he said, I hate to see women date just anyone
because they don't want to be alone. Love who you are and enjoy your
own company. And I will tell you after sitting through a couple of the
episodes of Unfiltered Average, that's a thing for somebody on there. Okay,
oh yeah, cannot be hates being like alone, want somebody bad, somebody
else had staying at time ex relationship because they feel no one else will ever
love them. Yeah, there's a lot of people who do Guys do that.
Guys do it so man, Guys do that undermining other women. We
need to lift uplift each other. That will never happen. Now, the
girls will always screw over the girls. There's always like, you know,
she's really like somebody will be nice, they'll say something nice and then it
gets down to like, but you know she's got like Bunyan's. Yeah,
it's always Canty's candy. It's like a tough mutter except in reverse. Or
you're trying to help like a tough butter laser gentleman. You try to help
everybody up. It's really not a competition. You're all just true but with
a tough but But with women, it's more like I'm gonna pull you down
if you get higher than I am. Boom, pull you down. Done?
All right, So what do you hate to see other men do?
What do you hate to see other men do? So you give to me
a book once called The Artist's Way, and in the first chapter The artist
Way, it talks about it's okay to get angry when you see somebody else
doing something that you know you should be doing and maybe even do it better.
Okay, Okay. So sometimes I'm like, and I see somebody who's
my age or even like twenty years younger, going doing something that like,
I know I could have done and I just didn't do because I was stupid
or lazy or unmotivated. I get mad at myself. Okay, but I
project out of that person, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, that's
set up. I'll tell you one that I hate. I hate seeing other
guys do this. Having a Facebook couples page. I hate. We know
a guy who, oh you were about to say it with you? Oh
no, no, no, no, no, no no no. I
know two people one who like, yeah, I used to be a frequent
guest on both of your shows, okay, and he and his wife haven't
yeah yeah, yeah, And that's why I always make fun of that too.
So we're talking like like Macro or micro here, because that's more of
a micro thing. Yeah, I don't know. I was thinking anytime I
see oh macro stuff. Yeah, I mean somebody wrote bro code, which
calls for men to be quiet when your friends cheat on his girl. I
I just don't want to get involved. And I don't know. Can I
tell you something? You know what I hate? I mean I stepped in
once. I hate the idea of bro codes and man cards, man cations,
anything with man like, oh you lost your man card? F off.
I hate that crap. That's just guys being Neandertholish. Just don't don't
come up to me with that crap. Off. You want to know what
I'll say, Yeah, you're ready for this. Anybody who has ever evoked
the term man card or man anything, yeah, is usually like the least
if we're gonna say, like, the man card makes you a man?
And I don't even know how you would define a man, because I would
say that this person is a great man. These people were great men,
but they weren't very manly, okay, right, they weren't man in league.
You know. They pretended to be manly. They dabbled in some stuff,
but they weren't manly like they couldn't do. I don't know what does
a man do? They can't you know what I mean, I guess handle
a situation, but I don't know. Is it like, does it mean
you have to work, be able to work in a car? Not necessarily?
No. I think it's like when the chips are down, you're the
guy that handles the situation, right, You're the guy who takes control.
All right, let me handle that. And most of the guys should talk
about man cards are not the ones in their homes that take care of They're
not when the ship hits the fans, they're pushed to the side. I
don't know about that. I can't answer to that one. We don't get
me in trouble. Don't get me in trouble. I'm just saying that.
Just daddy venus. Somebody wrote, wear those ridiculous super short shorts. It's
cringey. The chubby that are short. They are crazy. It's weird to
be I can't. It's like, I'm I'm sorry, but I need my
Michigan Wolverine's basketball shorts that go down to the knees. My kid's been wearing
the short the oldest ones we hangin but not right. But that's you,
that's you showing your old man's side. I mean by fashion. Hey,
look I'm with you. I'm not I'm not pleased. Do not take it
come into fashion. I think that. Well, are you hanging? I
don't know. It looks like a hurt festival guy used to hang brain.
Yeah, he used to come out naked. I don't know. Well.
I had the guy who lived by me. We called him bikini Joe.
He came out in a in a jock shop and he would mow his lawn.
He was from New York. He would come out and I remember once
my mother being in the car in the pastor's seat. He comes out waving
and he's standing talking and right an eye level in a pouch is his full
junk. Scanning into Captain was a This was a cock. This man had
a fucking I mean it went down and practically touched his asshole. Hey,
Marge, what's your eye? We had a mother's come on. I didn't
know where the lock. He was disgusting. I didn't know what to say.
So when Jamison was in here, yea, he had socks and sandals
on. Yes, right, And I only kid that's a kid thing.
And I said, I get I don't get this, and you go,
I'm acting like a gentleman, Like look at you. He's like he's like
criticizing me. I'm like, that's what sandals are. Four yes, your
bare feet your bare feet right. But that generation, like, I don't
know, they love it. I'll sock and sandal around the house if I'm
gonna be like sneakers on later and I got socks on, but I'm just
around the house. Yeah, Or if i gotta run a quick errand yeah,
that's somebody just wrote it. Guys who try to outman you, I
don't know what that is outman? You watch me befound? Yeah, like
U wasn't there an incident with brother Weees and some of his guy friends where
these guys try to like outbench each other and they came back from work and
they decide to leave a restaurant and go and bench. Yeah, probably,
and then go back to the left faurant. They had to go to the
gym to try to see who could lift outlift the others. Yes, I
mean that's that's crazy, that's funny. I would totally encourage that. I
wouldn't get in it, but I would totally encourage it. Like when I'm
like, when I do sales calls for recruiting, I know that I got
the right guy, even if he's a back ass, if he could memorize
his numbers right off the hop. Like a good salesperson knows their numbers.
And they're usually the guy who says, yeah, man, i ad two
percent over quota last year and this with a recession. But those guys,
if they know their numbers, you know they're a good salesperson. Yeah,
whereas I, well, you know, I got up. They probably didn't
do very well. I don't know what the um Yeah, I don't know
what what I'm trying to think in my head as I'm we're talking about this,
like what is a man by definition? And I don't know. And
I like, it's like pornography, Bill, you know it when you see
it. Because I've always thought like, privately, privately, I'm I'm sensitive
and emotional privately, like but you're allowed to be that. No, But
I think, if I guess, I've been pretty vulnerable, even in front
of microphones most of my life. I've told a lot of real stories and
real stuff and and and put it out out there. But somebody said to
me, uh, you're the living embodiment of a ciss mail, like a
heterosexual assist mail. And I go, I don't know what that that is,
but thank you, but I guess yeah, I mean, I'm sure.
And the thing is, like, I know how to do some stuff,
not everything, certainly not every. Yeah, Like my father he wanted
me to go to college so badly that he didn't want me to do any
of the stuff around the house, like fix things or learn how to do
any of that stuff, which was kind of a detriment. You know.
He let my younger brother do that because he didn't think he would go to
college, you know. And I'm like that that's kind of silly, Like
I should learn this stuff too, yeah, you know. But he goes,
yeah, you don't have the personality for that. Like we worked in
a restaurant together, and he goes, you're gonna be the front of the
house guy, and my brother was gonna be in the back cooking. Dan,
you have a personality for this stuff. But your brother, on the
other hand, I'm like, okay, but I want to learn how to
cook. Well, no, you don't want to cook. You don't want
to do that stuff. So I mean, I guess like a man to
me is somebody who you can is like as a male, who he can
go to in a moment of crisis and be like, Okay, what do
I do in this situation? I got that from Danny a few times.
Yeah, and people have come to me too in those situations. I've got
a Tommy Yeah. Like people make fun of him, but man, he's
given me some great advice over the years. I agree, you know,
I agree. I I just I don't really know what that that is.
It's just once the cano wants to go to Danny Hill the answer, it's
in my cars Advisor. I'll give you my keys. There's a lighter I
got. So I didn't realize that since you brought him up, you evoked
the name Dave Kane. He's been on the podcast twice. Kano, he
wrote me a message state he's friends with Wally and he was out to breakfast
with Wally, and he's bought a couple of suits from Wally. Yeah and
up guy. Yeah, sue Guy. I didn't know he was friends with
Kano. Yeah, yeah, they I guess they hang out together. They
make a hemp suits. He gets high and that's how he comes up with
those bizarre colors and great suits, new designs. Yeah, with the Panama
Rid discount for Tuesday. Yeah, we'll take a moment as somebody popped open
the door today and uh said something to me, And I just think it's
funny. It's just funny the way people's heads work. Oh, of course,
how people's heads work. I want to sound smart. I will show
you. Well, no, this isn't exactly that. You'll see what I've
done, by the way, speaking of like things, that annoy guy annoyed
me as a guy, they'll know it all in the room who really doesn't
have any success or track record. But man, they know everything, don't
they. Oh his name is Dan Fust idiot chat yet mult Connery's Irish pub
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Yeah, my dad finally left today. I was very worried about him.
What do you seem to be feeling a little bit better? And got on
the road and then it's been one after the other. It was Jamison and
my dad without any warning. He's just gonna come up and show up.
He's just rise you. And then uh, and now my other son comes
into town, but he's gonna be hanging out with his brother. They got
a whole pub crawl planned and they're oh Jackson and Jordan. Yes, these
are two kids that I remember as kids. Yeah, you know we're now
going to do a pub crawl. Yeah, they're twenty one and twenty two,
twenty two. They have a driver. I hope. I don't know.
I think so. I think they're doing an uber. Uh. That
was there to night, so went. Next Wednesday is when the comedy at
the Carlson's Funniest Person in Rochester twenty twenty twenty three resumes. It's the next
round, So four people from every round last Wednesday through Sunday advance and there'll
be two rounds Wednesday and Thursday. So Jackson will come with me on Wednesday
and all of a sudden, today I'm in here and the door opens up
and you'll see this guy. And it doesn't mean anything to anybody listening,
but there's a guy that he basically is a delivery guy for the Chinese restaurant,
and he whistles and we can hear him and all this stuff. So
he comes down. He's awesome. The door opens up and he goes,
hey, great job hosting the other night. And I went, oh,
you were there, and he goes, yeah, I was there in the
audience. No, seriously, great job. I've been in that contest three
times. Now, what do you think follows? Tell me what you think
follows that statement. I think it's fixed. Yes, you got it,
you nailed it. Like the first time, he goes, but it's fixed.
I'm funny, but it's fixed. And here's the funny things. It's
like, why is that? Because it's not fixed, I can tell you
for certain it is not fixed. Honestly, East Rochester, lock in your
vote. I will tell you that. As people who see a lot of
comedy, I know the guys, some of them that are tabulating the votes
go okty so much better. But the votes came out I know that,
and I probably shouldn't even be saying that, but I'm just telling you this
is the most fair and the way they do it, and it is you
have the right to bring as many people as you want to cheer you on,
but all the people that come for you also have to vote for two
other comics, so other people then can move on. And the goal is
to move on. Whether you came in fourth or first in the first round,
it doesn't matter because you're moving on, and that's that's really the goal.
So but the idea that is fixed, it's always one of those you
ever see people in life that everything else is that's fit fixed that I couldn't
get it. The bust didn't listen to me. They didn't like my ideas.
And yeah, we had a president of what the game is trigged?
And I know this because I benefit drummed into a no I and I wanted
to, but he was gone. He was like in barking and then out
the door. But here's the weird thing. Then the guy that was coming
in like five minutes after this is the owner of the fix. Yeah,
he's the owner of it. And that's so I said to him and go,
hey, man, somebody's open up and goes, oh good. And
I'm sure they hear that stuff like all the time, because especially when you've
got people that are really sensitive, right uh, artist in a way insecure,
have no real and aren't really sure everybody's out to get him, nobody's
ever given him a fair shake. Blah blah blah. Yeah, you know,
it's like this comedy. I'll tell you what. There was a guy
and I think you saw him last year, Kevin he called him like the
king of comedy or whatever. Yeah, he was filthy. So he comes
back in this year and last year he I think he didn't move on,
but his buddy did, and his buddy neither one of neither one of them
moved on this year. But this guy gets up there and he's just like
pat and he looks like something out of Natural Born Killers. He's got the
round sunglasses on, he's pacing the stage, he's bald, and he's talking
about yeah, and he's just he's being really just filthy gross. And at
one point he stops and he goes, this isn't working. Nothing's working for
me. I'm overweight, I'm blah blah blah, and the crowd starts losing
it and I go, you just found your voice. Yeah right, you
just found your voice, because before that it's like you're trying too hard and
you go. But I just I'm such a uh. I don't want to
say fan, but I giggle when people say things like it's fixed, Oh,
it's not fixed. That this definitely is not fixed. I'm gonna say
that there aren't favoritisms and jobs and things. I'm sure there are people that.
But you know, you got an opportunity. It's what you make with
it. Oh. These are the same people to say the NFL is fixed,
sports is fixed, American idols fixed, Yeah, Survivors fixed. I
don't know everything. Oh the first season they try to say that it was
fixed. Oh yeah, why because uh, because not that Richard Hatch won.
But the old guy. No, no, no, no, it's
the old well, the old guy that Rudy that everybody liked died through Rudy
died. Yeah he was from Rochester, Chester connection. But I thought Richard
Hatch didn't die. No, he went to prison, Yeah, he went
the income tax evasion. He didn't die though. No, No, I'll
look it up, will you look up? I can't why do I think
I think Richard Hatch died? Okay, Dick Hatch, slap beat on it
between the two you all right, I'll buy I'll buy your bottle of wine.
Slap slap bet? What's slap? Slap you in the face? Slapping?
I ain't doing naked, but just a fucking more much here? What
is wrong with you? I just want some fun? Did slap you?
How about? Okay? The winner of this bet gets to slap Kevin?
Okay, how's that? Okay? Fun? So okay, I say Richard
Hatch is still alive. You say he's dead, but yeah, I'm thinking
he's dead. Richard Hatch. I got computer. Yeah, we all have
like phones and you have a computer. Doesn't look like he's dead, Richard
Hatch, Just right, Richard Hatch obituary, Richard Hatch. You know how
I look at people sixty two years old? Yeah, he's sixty two.
He looked like he was sixty two when he was in the competition twenty years
ago, twenty nineteen sixty one. An American former reality Yeah, he went
he went to prison, Francome tax evasion. Somebody gave him a radio show,
yeah, after Serve radio. Yeah, that is radio. You and
I used to work with a guy who said, Hey, the loser the
runner up of American Isle tonight, it's going to get the shot at co
hosting the Drive. What oh yeah, back back when it was right before
they're about to flip the switch and make it the Drive, the program director
wanted to have a contest, got a contest. He was going to offer
the job, the co hosting job, to the woman or the runner up
of American Idol that year. It was Katherine McVie. Oh yeah, I
don't even remember the way. I think was Taylor Hicks was the winner.
She was yeah, but yeah. So her sister got a little famous after
that too, because she started doing like a touring production of whatever played here
at the Rochester Broadway Theater League. And she was somewhat pretty okay, she
wasn't as pretty as her sister. Would you do somewhere pretty okay? That's
interning. Yeah, it's fixed, Billy, it's all fixed. Richard hash
being alive, it's fixed, Oliver, everything's fixed. Oh, by the
way, I get to slap Kevin now, no, no, I'm not
gonna do that. I was just slapping anybody if a girl's gonna in a
choker and definitely go this season. Now, this is interesting because in the
Unfiltered and Average podcast they do talk about like porn and watching porn and stuff,
and one person on the podcast knows a lot about porn and the other
person has like no clue whatsoever. Let me guess, we all know,
we all know, we all know, we all know. But they do
talk about like what you can learn from from porn stuff. No, but
I do wonder how porn has kind of uh influenced main main stream society.
I would say pubic hair was in the eighties. It was a thing,
was there? It's not it's what I mean. Why did everybody start shaving
it? Because I think they saw other people doing it? And where did
it start? And it started in porn? Okay, pretty sure because Manscape
came around, well Man's was. Now that became a thing too, but
it but guys didn't do it. Guys did, yes, right, women
did. I don't watch porn. What do you mean women shaved? Yeah,
but they didn't shave it all away. Okay, then they I think
porn they shaved it all the way. So women started doing it, and
then guys in porn and then thus companies like Manscape and you do you feel
a little cleaner and a little less sweaty and a little less everything. And
that's funny how shaving it all away has come full circle from back in the
day when that was a bad thing with the Meran, when they had to
shave it all the way. Yeah, because it was considered st right yeah
STDs if you uh seme song real mercan so something like that. So I
just porn I think has influenced mainstream society definitely with pubic hair and well,
when you start seeing porn referenced in sitcoms like in the nineties, it was
all of a sudden, like Got Friends, Like Joey was in a port
all the movie, Remember, it's like, oh, that's not good for
the paper tray, you know. But like the point is that now we
could choke around about Brown Chairman became a guy people knew. He was on
reality television shows. You hang out with Tammy Faye Baker, he did all
that stuff. Oh yeah, the surreal life stuff. Oh yeah, yeah,
definitely definitely, Or Jenna Jamison became a household name, so yeah,
definitely. I think pornography probably influenced a generation or two. And when I
when we talked about this yesterday, I feel bad for the people who think
the guys, especially who think that's the way you're a woman. Now,
hang on a second, that's where I was going with this, Okay,
Yeah, that's why. That's why I brought up ye hang on a second,
Hang on, he's got a video for video. I don't think I
started the cameras And is this what one of the hosts brought to the technology
class eight millimeter? No? But what I'm wondering is, like, I
don't how does a woman know she likes it until it's done to her?
And I think most I don't know women that seek out porn. It's usually
a guy. It's always a guy, but they're women. But you guys,
it's usually guys. But if you're I guess it all depends on your
wiring, right. But for some women, I mean, I think there's
been many women that probably didn't even have an orgasm until they were in their
thirties because they just didn't know right right right, And they're not because when
it's gonna teach you, yeah, right, Because when you're a kid,
like guys, like news flash, you're over in thirty seconds. All right,
so you have no idea like woman and a man, they have no
idea, like how long you're supposed to try to go? Learned the hard
way? But but but so that guy in the video went on for like
a half hour. But the chick that to choke her. I'm just I'm
thinking that she learned that imporn probably or from somebody or for a guy,
from a guy who watched porn. You matter if I choke you? Yeah,
because but or maybe reading something of Aronica, you know yea when fifty
Shades of Great came out all of a sudden, like women staring mom was
a horror again? Oh yeah, women were start That's why they called it
mommy. Really everyone did you get it? Little? Did you pull?
Did it benefits? Everybody? Did everybody befits? Is he doing a pole?
You were like testing out the West West grease? So wait, did
you guys come up with what do they call it the safe word? The
yeah? Or didn't they have a certain They had a red room, That's
what it was. You have a red room down the house? Did you
get toys? Paddles? Were their paddles? There were paddles, cuffs high
up. You did, Son of a bitch? You did? Holy Christ?
He did? Yeah? Did you go back to those little boy scouts?
Yeah? For transcripts. No. I I just think that that stuff
is certainly influence where it used to be really taboo, Like you couldn't find
porn right right. I mean, I don't know when Silver Creek. Did
you see porn? I did? I mean now I did with Playboy and
stuff, and I guess that would be considered pornographic. Some people would call
it art. I called it I probably so. Actually, No, I
did. I think I tried to hump the the centerfold paper. I was
like, so, I was like out of my mind the naked naked woman.
My junk as cold. I get a paper cut. No, like,
I think I so like third grade, tenth grade, tenth grade.
Actually, I take this back. I did see growing in high school.
I mean Louis Leko's house, Me and Anthony King and him are doing a
social studies project and he goes, hey, Bob Kat, that's my nickname,
Bobcat. Bob Kit look at the TV, and all of a sudden
I hear and see oh yeah, I'm like, oh my gosh, that
woman's ass is disgusting. It was like brown and stuff. I'm like,
oh, oh, she a peanut butter butt. Yeah, like when her
cheeks spread, Yeah yeah, it was like and this like, well,
you know, peanut butter butt. I did all right. So there used
to be like when the camera's first came out, there was somebody I knew
who. This chick was like kind of into this guy. So she'd send
him pictures of her, like naked, looking over her shoulder and somebody,
and he would show it and somebody looks at it and goes, oh,
she's got peanut butter who we used to call her peb butt. Oh oh,
because it was it was just like that that shades again, that's why
you got a bleached once in a while. We're getting there and scrub Man
escaped, yeah, and I'm like, they go, that's your first reaction,
Like, well look, I go, yeah, we're working on school
project. Well, I couldn't with I couldn't watch porn with other guys.
I wasn't tried to. He I understand that, but did you ever watch
with a woman? No? No, no, no. Kevin will not
answer these questions. He just checks out you have with a woman and what'd
your mom say? You like it? We did watch this one back in
the day that it was one of the HBO ones, okay, and it
was. It was a bunch of guys soft, but we the two of
them were probably like us off. Three of us were on the joke,
the third and the fourth guy was not in on the joke. Yeah.
So it's like two girls in the bathtub just going at it, just getting
yeah, and all of a sudden they stand up and they have Tenner's dawn
and we heat my buddies in there. He's like, oh yeah, and
all of us that was a that was a real sex episode. All three
of us have our heads pointed at him, knowing exactly what's coming, and
this is oh, oh, that's kind of funny. That's kind of funny.
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them on stage? Yeah? Uh yes. I used to love going there
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I would drink. I'd give all the money back. I think I'd like
seventy five dollars at the buck. Howays survived any of that? Say the
weirdest thing, like because you know my guys are that age now or older?
Right? And I go, I don't know how I survived that stuff.
I think there's better education now about you know, don't drink and drive.
And I think there's more parents that say I get it. But you
know, well, my old man was pretty cool. You would always say
things like, uh, you know, I don't know what you'd I just
want. My goal is to make you survive, keep you alive. That's
my goal. I'm not trying to ruin your fun. I'm trying to keep
you alive. Yea, And which is I think it was always a kind
of a cool message. But I gotta tell you, man, I haven't
slept because he was there. So I did an air mattress in my living
room than one, but the air like would sleek leak out a little bit.
So I just flip over and turn it the thing on and go blow
you back up. And then Kevin said to me, why are you sleeping
air? You get a couch. So I slept on the couch. I
was all right, and I'm like, well, maybe the couch is better.
So I've been the past two nights in the couch. But I'm like,
I'm so ff and tired, like I hated. I didn't want to.
I just didn't know what he was doing. Like my dad's great,
but he gave me no warning than he was coming, you know what I
mean, all of a sudden, he's just hey, coming up right.
But it's a bad thing too, because he doesn't really understand what I do.
Uh. So I'm all day long, I'm doing stuff, but it's
not stuff that It's not like I have to be somewhere to do my job.
Do you understand what I'm saying? Right? Like I don't have to
be in the studio. I like coming to the studio early, but I
mean I could do a lot of the ship before we're in recording from home.
I could do it, but it's like all the time, and he's
like, uh, hey, what's going on? He'll call me at all,
my brother and sister because they have jobs that are a little more that
he can understand. There's a start in an end, right, there's no
end. It started and it never fucking ends over here. I don't know.
Yeah, you've taken like no days off since you've started this. You're
like Bill Belichick, Well you kind of cant right now you run your own
show, Well you kind of can. And then we're trying to build the
network and get some other people in and there's a lot of cool shit that's
happening, but it's like a lot and you gotta run at all and it's
fucking burning me out a little bit off from contracts all the ESPN guys to
come in there. Yeah, but what's going on over there? Because I
don't like, I don't know if that's an indication of people are going wow,
that's an indication of media is going down him? I don't think so.
If they spent a tremendous amount of money on the Pat McAfee show.
I think it's it's a re allocation of dollars. To me, they're taking
their money and putting it may be smarter. It may be smarter allocation of
those dollars. I don't know. I mean, look, you're trying.
Nobody goes into business for one reason. They want to make money, right,
it's not you know, so I and they put out a good product
and Pat does a nice show. I don't know. Yeah, well,
I think ESPN what's happened is all the radio Sports Center actually gone up,
especially the eleven o'clock Sports Center, not so much the twelve but the midnight.
But the eleven has gone up about seven percent over the last year.
You know why, we have a writer strike and there's no Tonight show or
anything. I mean, although there's a lot of people are looking for content
and those guys are kind of funny. Yeah, they just announced Foxes the
network Foxes fall schedule. It's all all reality. It's all Gordon ramsay,
is it really Masters? And oh shit, smell your dancing or whatever.
But I think some of that stuff is has writers. I can smell you
dancing God, I don't wife loves that. I can't. I don't mean
heat going back, but I gotta, I gotta bringing this up now,
brought up? Can't I smell your dance? That's a foxtrot? Unfiltered an
average This episode has not dropped yet. Stephanie talks about vaginal health and that
you need to really dry down there and you need to let it breathe and
it has to be cotton panties. Wasn't that a song about the stones let
it breathe? Yes? Yes, uh huh French women don't let it breathe
that, Um, I think uh so. But she talked about using a
hair dryer on cool to make sure you're completely dry because if you like,
she goes, if you pad it well. She even said if you're like
on a boat and you jump in the lake and then you're in your bathing
suit all day and all that, you really need to clean it down there
because it could get yeah musty. Yeah. But then I'm going, what
no guy has done that? Now? I will ask has any guy in
this room ever taken a hair dryer and done the fremunda hit the taint under
side of the balls really dry as it no, I don't want a hair
dryer. Yeah, I don't think. I think I don't. I don't
want a hair dryer. That's interesting you say that I don't. I don't.
But you're married. My wife has one, That's what I mean.
But so you have access to a hair dryer. Is my point is this?
It's not see again, here we go. I'm a man. I
don't have a hair dryer of a man dry? Was he? Though?
I don't think John Stables a man's man. I don't know, really,
I'm just finished a man who was cooler than Uncle Jesse in nineteen eighty nine?
Oh my god, are we really going to do this John Stable?
So I'm being honest, like we're being fair here? Yeah? Who was
cooler than that dude? Than the Uncle Jesse in nineteen eighty nine eighty nine?
Don't and don't rattle me off the Billy Joel song either, Harry Truman,
Dorris Day, I'm not right now? Who was cooler than Uncle j
Bryan Adams was cooler? AXL Rose was cooler? Slash was Stacy Keats off
a showy back then in the eighty nine, Stacy Keats was kind of a
cool guy. American actor the older now, but he's probably around too.
Yeah, yeah, Uncle Jesse has not aged at all. Most girls do
supermodels get vodoxes? No, he actually says he's cool. All right.
So you've never ever taken a hair dryer and just gone underneath? No,
I never had access to a hair dryer, right. My mother had hair
dryers and stuff around. I remember hitting it from underneath once, did you?
I must be the most dude. All of a sudden, I had
to turn it off because I couldn't stand the smell. It's like I hit
man, oh man, I launched a uranus and it was like foo it
was. It just came right up. It was like hot shit on a
summer stay the setting, not the hot I didn't know. Man. It
cooked. Its hair parted right in the middle. The taint, know you.
But she her whole point was keeping it really drying clean. I don't.
I can't can't say. Okay, it's gotta be a hard It's it's
gotta be so hard to be a woman. There's so many things they have
to do and be and look after and watch out for a guy who just,
you know, roll out of bed and life comes to us with women,
it's like they gotta watch out for oh gosh, like breast cancer or
varian stuff off. They have to have their own separate O B G Y
N. Plus just being a doctor. I mean, like you know,
guys, you might you have Dennis and nine doctor and a regular doctor.
Women they have like doctors for everything. They gotta like take care of the
stuff they have. Either they're monthly, you know what I mean. Man,
it sucks. They have to have the kids. It sucks being a
check And I've seen Danna this monthly thing every once in a while around here.
All right, nineteen eighty nine, I expect more from you. I
thought it was way fucking cooler in nineteen Uncle Jesse, way, way,
way fucking cooler. Okay, Mickey Rourke, No, dude, mean no,
no, how do you say no? I'm going Jesse over. Mickey
Rourke was the fucking man. And then he like nine and a half weeks
then he fell off the face of the earth until the rustler. Well he
had done no, he had done some stuff. Yeah, nobody cared.
He boxed. He did that. He uh like like they had to rediscover
him like John Travolta pulp fiction. And then like remember he won the Golden
Coil Volt cooler than Uncle Jesse though, No, he wasn't. Like Look
Who's Talking? Movie? Was cool? Was the movie in nineteen eighty nine
with Mickey Roar. Look Who's Talking? Is basically full house? Yeah,
but like John Travolta wasn't cool, but Jesse was cool. Yeah, Uncle
Jesse was your like mainstream silver silver Creek. He was. Mickey Rourke was
like the fucking fool you couldn't be Okay, No, I still all right.
He couldn't maintain that until like he used steroids for the wrestler though,
Like where did go? He went into a lot of coke? Yeah,
a lot of drugs, a lot of problems. Okay, a lot of
guys did that. Jason Bateman, Yeah, n he wasn't cool in nineteen
eighty nine. Michael J. Fox cooler than Uncle Jesse in nineteen eighty nine.
I think Mel Gibson in nineteen eighty nine was cool than Uncle Jesse.
Tom Cruise cool and Uncle Jesse. Yeah no, yeah, just because Tom
Cruise didn't play drums with the Beach Boys. How about Dustin Hoff, Dustin
Off, We're really gonna go there, Dustin diamond, cooler, screetche Murphy.
You know Eddie Murphy. That's a good you got a good case for
Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy was pretty fucking cool back then. Back then,
we were the blackest before Wesley Snipes. Remember what Charlie Murphy said that a
Chappelle show. Yes, you know what, I become slightly obsessed with.
And I don't work for the company anymore, but I remember when they launched
it. Uh, and I I don't know how I stumbled on an online
like an online on the on their app. Uh, it's iHeartRadio's Black News
Network, Okay, and it's all it's black news, And I don't know
what to think of it. They have the Jamie Fox on a yacht in
Chicago story all week. No, but well, so so here's the thing,
Like I go, well, yeah, I guess you could call the
rest of the news that we have like white news. Write a lot of
it, you know, the sub going down. I mean, yeah,
I don't say no brothers getting I don't be funny and I don't need to
be racist, but I wasn't one that's not person in the entire that's not
racist, that's racial. Let's be honest. Okay, one thing I love
at black people. They don't they don't go camping. Brothers don't want to
swim, they don't want to go camping either, camping. I do like
that. I can't stand camping. And you don't see black dudes. You
not camp bro, you're not. I don't think that's true. I like
camping. But but so this was like, and here's why I don't know
what to think of it, because it is like exclusionary. Yeah, it's
it's basically like the Black News where it's like, I don't even know their
audience has to be mostly white people. How to curiosity checking it out?
Don't know. I don't know when rap music, when gangster rap became a
thing, it was all suburban white kids buying it, buying the NWA stuff.
I remember when the same thing with Rage against the Machine press release came
out for bl B n N or something. Well didn't David Allinger didn't.
He do a show called Black News a comedy Central, and it didn't last
very long. It was like after the Daily Show, he was trying to
do a show like that, like a daily show for black folks. Oh,
it's a Black Information Network. That's what it's called the Black Information Network.
Be Yes, the ben and they get and um, yeah, here
here, wait, let's see twenty four seven Black News it. We'll just
play it. Let's just see what we get. I have to upgrade a
thing to get it. Why do I have to upgrade on my computer?
I had it Well anyway, as I'm listening to it, I go because
it but it did. It had some information like from the streets that you
would have about certain artists as Tod did somebody wear something inappropriate to the things
that you're not seeing? And I went, okay, all right, I'm
like obsessed. Now I'm obsessed because I go, wait a second, this
isn't for me, but I wanted to be. I wanted to be right
David Chocolate News to Chocolate Chocolate News. Okay, one season. But yeah,
it's been the Black Information Network. And I as I'm listening to it
that it hits all the new stuff. But then the entertainment stuff would be
more of and I think things that probably talks to the black community. But
I never I guess in my world everything was one and we're really not right,
you know, And and I thought, well, you got the white
news thattwork would be everything else, and I thought, let's just news the
thing. Yeah, but most of it is like the sub is a great
example, a great example. I don't know I get into that. I've
always said a theory though, that like every group of people, every ethnic
group of people, will follow one person, maybe just one outside their race.
Okay, being Italian and knowing some Puerto Ricans, they'll all follow Derek
Jeter. Okay, they would fight over them. Black folks, though,
love Rick Flair. You know, I think that there's like everything there.
If they could adopt one person from another race or follow that person, they
would actually like follow that one person. I really believe that, Like Italian,
like Italian Americans love Derek Jeter and soda. Puerto Ricans they love Derek.
It's great baseball, right, But like they like, my grandmother,
is he Italian? I'm like, no, he's black, Grandma, he
looks Italian. You're like, okay, if you say so. I think
she just wanted him to be Italian because she just loved him. Yeah,
you know, huh Snoop Dogg talks about how much like Rick Flair means of
the black community. I'm like, okay, you know, like Chapelle had
that racial draft. That was that was that was what that was all about.
Yes, yeah, I don't know. I don't think I've ever had
anybody that I would follow from anything trying to think who the Irish should follow.
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so was Doug EMBLI. No, I think I don't. I don't
think that at all. Okay, that that you were saying something disparaging,
you know, and this what is done the longest serving news man take that
panogetics. I think that's that's fantastic. I Uh, I don't know because
it I talked to some people in TV news and a lot of people are
leaving and not going in. Not like leaving for another station, not leaving
for another news entity. They're leaving. They're leaving entirely. And it's like
pr, medical, financial, all these different fields. They're not They're just
not staying. So I don't know where it all goes. Working news,
the barrier to entry is just why why do you got to do that?
Open everywhere chairs? Sadly? Uh? Would you rather be broken up by
technology or face to face? Have you been broken up by technology? Yes?
And I asked Danny that because I think out of all of us in
this room, I'm in that generation. Yeah, and yes I've been.
I've been broken up via technology. Technology? Yeah? What what technology?
AOL instant messenger? AOL instant messenger? Yeah, this girl that I was
dating ding, she knew that I was out of town. You've got plenty
of time covering a Syracuse basketball game. And while I was out, I
had my screen message up. This is like Facebook before Facebook. Really,
she sent me this long breakup message because she knew that I wasn't there to
answer it, and then by the time I got home, she'd already be
in bed and there's no way I can respond. Yeah that's happened. Okay,
yeah, why why do you what do you ask? I don't know.
I just um, somebody used Alexa and had her read a chat GPT
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Silverman's a bunch of novelists for ingesting their novels and the chat GPT Oh interesting,
it's the copyright thing or you don't put it on interesting. That's really
interesting. Yeah, But so how are they gonna that's really interesting? Because
everything that's out there on the Internet, I would assume is fair game for
CHAT GPT to go through. So that means everything Like if you were to
look up something about Aristotle, they're gonna search the book so chat. So
the only way I could see that being a problem is if somebody used it
for other purposes, like to write a book themselves or an article themselves or
something. Yeah, if you're pleasiarizing stuff, yeah, shout citing it.
Yeah, because because they're getting the information of somewhere, well, they're you
know, AI is becoming such a big, big thing, and especially in
the medical community, and I think you could serve a lot of great purposes
there. But it's also one of these where we don't have enough ormation to
actually have the data to give it to it to get as accurate as information
as it as possible, you know what I mean, We just we don't
have the ability that it has. But it depends on our ability to feed
it, yes, and for it to start learning. And that's the thing.
What are they saying, it's just filing for copyright in fringe fringement.
Okay, so then they're re posting some of her stuff. Wow, yeah,
well good, well, we gotta keep we gotta keep AI on us.
The heart of the loss of according to the complaint, is open AI's
use of data set called book Corpus, which is said to have been created
in twenty fifteen for the purpose of large language model training. I'm sure it
was to try to change Yeah, but wow that it's weird, Like where's
it gonna go? AI? Where's it gonna go? Because you now have
it, you could probably get it to chop up our conversation into small,
bite size things, put it out as tweets because it could transcribe it,
transcribe the whole thing. And it's it's bizarre. And I think there's different
Uncle Jesse to call you in on the text line to fat if what if
Uncle Jesse were to dump like Becky, No, but dump you dump like
you send? Oh yeah, you can do a cameo, yeah right right?
What if you could get an Uncle Jesse AI to break a deep fake
by Uncle Jesse to dump you like Mark McGrath years ago did it where he
called somebody and did the cameo thing and said them the message it was a
breakup message. This is Braydon. It is Mark McGrath from the band SUGARAE
off the charts but always in your hearts. And this cameo was booked by
Cheyenne And she wants you to know a few things. And this is a
little difficult for me to say because it's the first one of these I've done.
He sounds like Sebastian Bok. I love Sebasti Boker. I was gonna
be oh, did you really Yeah, But she wants you to know that
you mean a lot to her. I mean the world to her. But
she's having difficulties staying in this long distance relationship. That's because she found another
dick. You know, it's tough. I've been on the road for years
and I'll be with my wife a long time. And the biggest arguments,
the biggest you know, obstacles in our relationships is the distance between us.
It makes it very difficult when around the road. Um, and it's hard
so is groupies hang to like you know, Brandon that she found new as
very very tough for her, just very very tough for her. Now,
would you want Mark McGrath breaking this information, I'd be almost actually actually yeah,
i'd be pissed. Fucking call me. Stay in this relationship. She
still cares about you a lot. You never know what the future may hold,
and she still wants to be friends with you because obviously she cares about
you very very much. And here's here's what you do. Can you He's
gonna a cameo, make Mark McGrath to go between between the two people.
I wish they did Mark McGrath here on your thesis coming up. Hey,
good luck, buddy. You've got enough distractions. Man, that's timing Cheyenne
when he's doing his thesis. But I understand, you know, you got
Mark stuff with the little things, big things in the future, Brandon.
But Cheyenne cares about you enough to let you know that she's thinking about you.
But the long distance thing is just a little difficult for her, and
she wants you to stay positive. She wants you to be friends like I
couldn't. Dude, I don't know what I would do with this. You
could be the first person who's ever been broken up with via cameo and have
the video evidence to prove it. You're a fan of the band Sugarae which
I'm honored. I wish I was delivering you good news. Hopefully I can
see you backstage, give you a high five someday. Dude, you can
maybe laugh about this. He should invite this person to a show man,
Braden, all of us we are all can hang out. But she wants
me friends right now, Bro, the long distant Things a little difficult,
but she wishes you nothing but terrible at this. Yeah, best every morning.
I can't think of any think morning, right, So I just do
this cameo. Your best on that thesis. Man. I know it's uh,
it's tough in the holiday season and relationships and all that stuff. Man,
but you've got big things ahead of you. Bro, if you're working
on a thesis, except for big pities, you've got a good life in
front of you. All right. I'm a half of Mark McGrath and Cheyenne.
We love you, Brandon, be positive, bro? All right?
All right? How much how much did she pay for that? How d
Mark McGrath? Bro? We should raise a go fund me for this dude
to respond to with through Mark McGrath. God, wouldn't it be great?
Yeah? Who would you want to be? I? Don't. I'm such
a dick. I don't think I've ever I usually just disappeared. I don't
know that I got broken up with. It usually was the one leaving moving
on. Yeah, I've been broken up with and I have broken up.
Yeah, it's always better to be on the latter side. Um, though,
it's it's difficult. You know, Gene Simmons might be a great person
to break the news. Hey, listen, listen, Clarissa, Wait,
all right, So in the greater Rochester area of what celebrity would you want,
like, could you have Don Alhart breaking news that Jane Flash? Yes,
don it appears that Dan has broken up with so and so. We
had these recorded comments. Yeah, bitch, give me back my hats.
Alright, A mind cameo's website right now? How much you get a cameo
from ray Lewis. I'm gonna say, ray Lewis is three twenty five.
I'm gonna say five money, three thirty about David Akers's former kicker for the
Eagles. I'm gonna say I was gonna say seventy five. Okay, dude,
there's a guy, there's a radio guy in Buffalo that does these done.
Yeah, all right, former Bills legend. Don beebe, I'd say
seventy five dollars Don beebe, Um, I'll say sixty dollars thirty five.
Tito Santana, Tito Santana wrestler. Yeah, first of all, who would
want to have Tito Santana like do a cameo? And I like Tito Santana,
but he wasn't like Spectacul. I'm gonna say one ten, I'll say,
like fifty bucks. Jeez, wow, wow, what are the upper
what are the more upper ranges? I'm going I did lock bout. I'm
going back a little bit here. I think if you were going to break
up, you gotta do a face to face. Can't text, you can't
do anything. Don't you at least owe that to the person. Yes.
The tough part is if they say it's a long distance. The long distance
thing though might be tricky, but you could at least nowadays. This isn't
like ninety nine eight. You could do this now via like snapchat or I'm
not snapchat, what do you call it? FaceTime or something like that.
Long distance? Yeah, this isn't working out. Oh oh, I see
what you're saying. Yeah, like break up? Yeah, because you can't
like travel across the country to say when, especially when you're working on your
thesis billing. Now, I would also think, like nowadays, isn't it
easy to just like sort of not respond to anything. It's called ghosting.
People do it all the time. Yeah, it's a great thing. I
think it's awesome. I've been ghosted. No, no, shit, yeah,
really surprised. Do ever ghost anybody? Pac Man? No, not
intentionally, not intentionally. There was a girl who thought I ghosted there.
I'm like, I didn't ghost you. But since you think that, all
right, so you so why what happened when you got ghosted? Do you
like reach out? No response? At least they just stopped returning texts or
phone calls. I'm like, okay, yeah, how long did you text
before you It was like, oh just the day and like I let it
go and I forgot about it. Actually yeah yeah, like oh it ever
texts me back? Yeah, no big deal? Yeah, nope, moving
on, all right. We got some Buffalo bills that you want to go
Buffalo bills? Who do you got it? Like? Josh Allen? No,
I don't see Josh. How about Doug Flutie do oh? No?
Three seventy five, two quarter. Yeah, he takes himself really seriously.
Doug does yes. Jim Kelly, Oh, Jim Kelly, Jim Kelly,
I could see him, Kelly the Buffalo Bills, I could see three hundred.
Will say hi to my buddy Greg Corners, Happy birthday Greg, if
we should we should do that. Yeah, you could get this for free
anyway, but since Bill Moran paid me, all the money goes to Hunter's
Hope. Three seventy nine, three seventy nine. About Marv Marv fifty bucks,
LEVI, Marv Levy ninety one. How is he ninety three? Yeah,
ninety three dollars twenty five? No, three fifty Wow, I'm old
rating Shakespeare right there, right right now, out your candles. About TiO
Terrello. I would love to have t o four hundred dollars, But I
want to like a FaceTime with TiO. I want him. I want him
to do my cameo while he's doing sit ups in the driveway. I want
That's what I want. I wanted to go do sit ups in the fucking
driveway. Union Treni camp tell Coach mcturbot, I look good. I think,
um, I'm gonna say TiO is two twenty five. I say four
hundred three fifty. I got one last one here for one last one where
to go? It was a good one. EJ. Manual O. EJ
manuals on cameo, how about you? He pays people to have them.
EJ. Manual man Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna say, you know what,
I'm gonna go high. I'm gonna go high for EJ. Seventy five
dollars. You've probably got a lot of Florida State fans. I will say
one hundred dollars. EJ. Manual is seventy five bill in the hole?
Wow, you know when speaking in the hole? Going back to I'm filtered
a average. I know, I saw a video of somebody. There's all
these women with their backs right, and there a bikinis. No, they're
in like spandex shorts or whatever, and somebody's hitting golf balls and they're catching
it with the with their ass their ass like this. If it's how the
strippers practice getting the ping pong, this has to be Now obviously obviously this
is edited because I want to see like the outtakes from this. Yes,
but it would be like everyone, this has to be the best golf in
the world. Boom, and then you see the ass cheeks go any pbs.
No, yeah, I haven't seen any peanut butter butt. Peanut butter
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You would? I said, could make you laugh? A tough for
River Jesse and the Rippers with the Beach Boys doing Forever, it's not really
Rick Springfield Like Rick Springfield was something, O, what is this you like
the song? No? This is from full House? Oh it is?
Yeah, And they did the song for Full House it but like he like,
he got the Beach Boys to do backup for him, and he's an
old Beach Boys song. Yeah, Because if I remember the story arc correctly,
all of a sudden, Jesse was uncle Jesse was friends with the Beach
Boys and he said, you know, if I had a song like Forever,
I'd have a hit like that. He goes, you want it?
You got it? And so they recorded the song and the video and then
he had a hit record. It's funny, and then he toured Japan.
She's what Danny's band is trying to do is get the Japan. That's that's
all we're trying. All I can do, get the Japan's good. Yeah,
we'll take it. Do you go to Japan? Yeah? What's the
name of the band gonna be? Don't know yet. What do you mean
you don't know? Don't know yet right now it's sticks Bridge, But that's
that's gonna change. I like dB three. dB three is it is the
leader in the club. Just get all the promo code done. Just call
him Bill twenty build twenty. My wife made me a bilified shirts to scan
this. If you dare so, I'm gonna wear that on stage. We
don't cool. Your wife is how does she know how to do that?
She's smart unlike me. She uh, she has a cricket and she makes
stuff. She's very crafty. She's a cricket. Yeah. It's called a
cricket machine. Basically you can like put you know, shirts and make shirts
and stuff. Do you do it all on the internet and then it spits
it into a vinyl? Yeah. I bought it four for Christmas because your
wife has that. Yeah, the cups and everything and the shirts you yeah,
you've never worn. I bought it four because I'm a great husband.
I'll wear it Saturday. I'll where it's Saturday, and you probably give it
your dad, I did not. I already have stains on my Bili shirt
today today. You know what, I feel bad because I'm holding back a
lot of things I want to say today, and it's never good and it's
never a good thing for me. That's how That's why men die sooner,
because they hold back their emotions. Well it's not the let it out.
But there's so many things that I want to say and I just don't.
The bad part is I could say so Like the most wonderful part of being
on the radio back like in the nineties especially was I could say stuff.
My family didn't live here, so I could just say shit about them and
no one right right and uh. Now, then my dad, then the
internet came about, and then my dad got very upset with things I said
on the radio and threatened to assume me. And then now that my dad,
uh listens to the podcast frequently, set my frequently. And uh but
I've never had a problem with my dad. It just he didn't like being
talked about and stuff. And so there's some things i'd say there, but
my poor mom. I have talked all kinds of stuff about my mom.
But today is her birthday and It's so funny to me because we used to
refer to it as the high Holy Days, and it is so it was
such a big deal. My mother used to make her birthday. We would
joke lasted like a month in the celebrations. It was always all this stuff,
and it was more of a joke or in our minds, but it
was very serious in my mom's mind. And you know, like last night,
I even made a little problem out of it. Today we're talking about
you're born. Just because you're born, why don't we celebrate what you actually
did in life, you know, something that you achieved. And my oldest
son is coming in because we used to have such big parties for mom ars
as the boys called her her birthday, and so Jackson, who's twenty two,
is like, hey, we used to have all these parties stuff.
I'd love to see the entire family is everybody getting together, and nobody's doing
anything this year. He's doing anything. But my mom had the surgery.
It's hard and that and that when this trip that Jackson was planning to make
was not the case. At the time, she wasn't, you know,
she hadn't even really injured herself. So so that's how big a deal is.
So I'm talking to my talking to my mom earlier in the week,
and she goes, well, I mean, it's not like I'm seeing any
family on my birthday, and it's just like getting all snippy and everything.
And then she had plans to go out to dinner. So then she goes,
well, I don't know, I'll drump somebody up. I'll drump somebody
up. I'm not gonna be it's my birthday. It's my you know,
and I'm going but you've been around. This is your seventy something birthday,
Like we're getting to the latter years of seventy year. What's it's what you're
world? Why you should enjoy it. So then it was her friend,
Uh well, I mean so and so it's got vertigo so bad, maybe
get out of bed, so they're not coming to dinner. And then my
other friend their daughter in the hospital for four days. So I have I
had to find somebody else. I had to drum up people because you can't
be alone or everything. And I don't know what it is. It was
driving me. I was having these flashbacks. It was driving me nuts.
Does she give this ship only to you or does she give it to Kevin
and Kate too? Um? No, I think she. I it's interesting
to say that because it would be tapered differently for different people. I think
my mom and sister have always had kind of a I don't know, an
odd not an odd relationship. They get along, but you know, I
think sometimes things can go awry. And my brother's kind of like me,
He's kind of like yeah, And but I think I don't know. I
don't know. I don't I think everybody gets the same message, but delivered
a little differently. Do you get more of it because you're closer, closer
in terms of what proximity or No, I'm not really. I'm like,
I'm because she's only twenty four years older than me. Uh she's Uh,
we're about the equidistance my brother and I, believe it or not, it's
like four he's for four years too, four hours in that direction. I
don't know. I think I just think it's delivered differently. And I don't
even know how to say that. I think with the with me, I'll
call her out. I'll be like, oh, geez, come on,
it's you he or do you take it differently because you've got that mind.
I don't know. I just see its funny, philosophical. I see it
as annoying. I see it as a waste of time I see I do.
I see this as comical, like all the attention needs to be on
me, me, me, me, me, you know here, here's
here's I'll tell you what I do on my birthday. And this is really
weird. And I didn't do it last year, and I wish I had.
I so wish I had I write myself a letter that I don't open
till the next birthday about all the things that I want for that year.
Raudible, right, which is weird? Pretty sure? Years well, I
los I had because they'd never the fuck cutters. I didn't do it last
year for whatever reason, I didn't. And it's like that one of the
first years and years that I hadn't I did, Jake, but the so
but to me, my I almost like like it at the time of reflection
for myself, and I wouldn't mind if I could just sort of disappear for
a little while, you know what I mean, just to be alone and
take a walk and reflecting stuff, not be bothered, you know, just
sleep for a couple of days. That was like an episode of Modern Family
was where Jay just want to be left alone. Yeah, you just want
to go fish. Everybody else made his birthday a big deals. I just
want to be left alone. I just want to go fish. It's my
birthday. You go home and be alone? What hap Isn't that your life
when you leave here, you go home and be alone? Yeah it is,
and uh I do. I do greatly appreciate it, but uh yeah,
I don't know. For years I wished you a happy birthday on the
wrong day after we stop working together. You did. I always said it
on August twenty first, have a birthday, but you're like, oh thanks,
I didn't, And then it was always the twenty second Yeah, he
promis gonna correct my Yeah. It was like, well, because it seemed
like a douche. It's tomorrow. It's tomorrow, so how well do you
know me? It's like, I don't know. My head is also on
the other side of you. You could be that douche. Really I was.
I could, but I could. But here's the thing, It's like,
I don't care, and I also I don't want to be that guy
birthday. A guy should make a big deal on a birthday. I scratched.
So I scratched my head. It's like throwing yourself a road. I
gotta scratch my head. I go, all right, we want to talk
about you need attention. You need attention. That's what it is. Women.
I kind of get it. My poor wife, her birthday is the
day after Christmas, so she's been screwed over now for years. Yeah,
so I have to come in to be the biggest r. You slide down
her chimney twice to your birthday, nineteen days to your birthday month till my
birthday month. Oh yeah, yeah the month. We're going big this year.
Yeah, we are quiet. Oh man, we're not doing shit.
Dan's gonna write his first song. It's gonna be for you. If every
song I wrote could make you bitch, I'd write for all. Right.
Let me ask you this. This is a dirty This is what I'm about
to talk about. It is it would be dirty. Who would fall under
the dirty category? But I think it's every guy's fear in a relationship,
not getting an erection or not measuring up. Oh I think previous yes people,
Yes, in partner's path. We're talking like actual measurements, not figurative
yes, oh, okay, yes, loo, let's get the ruler.
And this time I determined a base or that family guy. Every guy knows
what Peter Griffin's talking about. I measure from the center of the dainty house.
But you have to be a guy to get that joke. Though a
piece of string, we started the center of the table. My wife think,
because why is it? I go, That's why it's funny, because
only guys understand that joke. Now, women have said for years that size
does not matter. We have heard that, yeah, and I told about
the motion. While we have also had a woman sitting on this podcast and
say that some of the bests were the smaller guy and not okay, but
if your chick giving the Irish hopes and like you do, yes, you're
doing all kinds of things right. And I always figured this way, if
they keep coming back, he did it right, right, If you did
it, they keeps showing up, that's it. Nobody wants to waste your
time and something that doesn't give him a little bit of pleasure. Yeah,
you got you. There's gotta be some type of like physical connections. So
yes, but I heard recently where done chick starts talking probably a couple of
less the wine, you know, maybe a gummy involved, I don't know,
Okay, just saying that there are substances that yes, and starts saying
some things about what she's heard from her girlfriends about their boyfriends or husbands or
whatever. And this person says, what have you told about me? And
she's so the man, yes, boyfriend, have you said have you said
anything about me? Because she's saying all these other things that other women have
told her about their guy. What have you said? Well, she said
something, Well what did she say about me? And she was very honest
and did he measure up? And well she described it. She gave it,
you know, a label and he said what and she goes, well,
the guy before you, what was the label? Was huge? Hurt
huge, and the guy before him was it is very large, and you're
not so much. Wow. Yeah, So how would that make you feel?
I don't know, because like it's not something you could control. You're
still together, so it's not like that's the the That's a very mature way
to look at it. Honestly, what you're saying, I give you a
lot of credit because I think I think there's an ego sting yes, it's
an ego sting, and then you can control or do anything about number one
and number two. She's still with you, She's not with the other guys,
right like you and I know some people who were stuck together just because
somebody had a big crank and that was it. Yes, and they're still
together. Yes, they hate each other's guys, it's pretty much. But
like everything's a hate. But at the end of the day, though,
stay together for the tang. I don't want to know. I don't want
to know. Yeah, I think it would be hard to know that to
your point, I think it would be hard to know, right right.
I just always assume your average think about it. If she's been with other
people, you gotta assume that some were bigger and some weren't. And that's
okay. I mean, come on, yeah, I think. Well I'm
old now. So for me, it's kind of like dropped. Huh they've
dropped. No, but they've dropped, but I think no. For me
to pill, it's more it's well, but it's more like putting a quarter
in the bed the bed like hey man, hey man, this is it.
What can I do? What can I do? You know, what
can I do. I think I get this discreet package every month. I
think when I was younger, I think I even said to a chick once,
I'm not that big and she's like what, and then kept throwing it
up my face. Remember when you told me used to be used to play
helicopter with it. Now it could be worse. They could, like,
you know, go into detail about others, like how many of those have
you had? Yeah? Do you want that too? No, everybody's gotta
pass. I think this was a slip. I think the person, well,
it's like in a somewhat altered state and was just talking and even wine
and gummies will do that. I don't know that what was involved. I'm
assuming that I'm assuming something some kind of drinking what's happening, But I don't
know. And the only thing I could think is you just have to act
like it never happened, but it'll always be in the back of your mind
if you're the guy, and maybe that's a good thing. Maybe we'll try
harder. I don't know, but trying harder starts taping, watching film,
or if you can just be cool and be like, hey, this is
it, and you know, here I am and I'm gonna give you.
I don't know. I don't know what the thing is. It's it's a
weird thing because all the time we hear about size as a matter, it's
not something that's usually talked about. I don't only think, right, I
think it's more of a guy thing that anything else. To pull off the
hole and then hit the head boom, it probably is more of a guy
you think, so, Like, I think it's more of a place in
the guy's head, especially if you if you ask the woman yourself, then
it's about you, you know. But I mean, I don't know women
that would just bring that up. Well, now one apparently I don't know
who this person is. But I mean, like the fact that it's been
discussed. Yeah, it's weird, right, Yeah, but it's almost like
some chicks just have a guy's mentality. What's what to the other side?
Yeah, but what would a guy say, Hey, man, the right
is it? Deep? I don't know, guy, you just happy to
be in there. We're talking about the opposite. Like, I've never been
in a discussion like that. No, So, how's your wife like?
Or how's your girl like? I'm like, no, I've never been in
that discussion. Nor get into a discussion like hang on, hang on,
hang on, hang on? What does she dang on? Hang on,
hang on? And a guy hasn't gone good nose? Did come on?
You know guys have oh boobs? Yeah, yeah, that's a guy thing.
That's a guy. Those are guys. I'm not a I'm not a
blow bet. No, I'm not a boob guy so much. But they
were always I am. I know, yeah, but Danny are they are?
They built for spe for Cooper so shitty, it's so to hangover.
But yeah, I know, well that was Speeter comfort. I've heard of
that all my life. Really, Yes, okay, yes, I heard
that years ago. Yeah, I think it was wedding crashers too, But
I think, I think, I think I remember that line from high school.
Built for Speter was someone who had a boom job. Yeah, I'm
trying to think. No, yeah, yeah, you know what the equivalent
is stinky? Oh yeah, never had that conversation, but that's that's the
difference. No, most guys still gonna go in there more than likely though,
Yeah yeah, yeah, but most guys wouldn't. But I mean,
I've had I've I've heard the stinky conversation a few times. Oh oh boy,
I have heard it. I know a guy who sells the stinky who
pills for the ladies. Yeah, well on that And that goes back to
on Filtered an Average where Stephanie talks about taking care of taking care that undercarriage.
Yes, that's right, right, but the yeah, I remember,
I remember some gag on there was like really oh wow, you know,
oh gosh, yeah, ZA could never like that's that's that's like, that's
something that I would never talk about. No, I see here as a
gentleman, I like that. I like that. That's not cool. I
like that's not cool. Would you say that that your friend? Yeah,
Like, dude, hey, that's not cool. Come on, I don't
hang out with ball breakers and guys who do that stuff. But you and
I would have that conversation over beers at m'conners any day the week, any
day of the week, over a chick one on one maybe, But I
wouldn't in with a group. Like None of my friends like talk like that,
None of my acquaintances talk like that. It just wasn't the thing in
high school, Fisher, or now in my professional life or in radio,
like you and Tommy were a little bit different. It was a different situation,
but it was never We never got into those types of specifics. No,
like you got Tommy would talk about anything. Yeah you know what I'm
saying, and you'd make jokes and stuff like that, but we never talked
about our own personal people in our lives ever. Wouldn't nobody. Yeah,
it's like I'm not with those types of people. Like like earlier in the
show today we talked about things that driving nuts that guys do, like ball
breaking for the sake of ball breaking, like hey, I kicked drew some
food and see football or heard I mean like stuff. Some people, uh
commented on the video on Facebook saying that they powder down there, powder air
drying with the fan, air driving with the fan. Baby you got that
kind of time? Oh put it on three and not one. Yeah,
get the fastest steam. You gotta be careful with that stuff in the bathroom.
Your bathroom is trying to kill you with the water and the electronics,
the fan in the bathroom. Yeah, but some people would do that type
of stuffhere else they gonna be the fan in the bathroom into the locker room.
Yeah. People I remember seeing fans in the in the bathroom. I'm
like, what the hell is that in here? For? Well, we're
just mopping up and stuff. We're trying to dry it out. Like you
realize you can kill somebody in here. Kill in high school, like if
you slipped and fell or something, or like if something, well that's what
the fans are, then dry the floor. I'm slipping, but she put
it's on a wet floor though. That's the point busted as fans that you
had over those big box fans. Yeah, you know, I'm talking in
high school. Yeah, I don't know that I even cared. I didn't
even care. I turned fifteen in the world to me, everybody's full of
shit, and I did whatever I wanted. Are you describing your childhood as
or your teenager uses? I was very feral? It was. It was
very fair. I raised myself. It was like we were I referred as
it was feral. You were like a feral cat. You were gone all
day. Nobody cared. Not that nobody cared, and that gives the thing.
But it was like they I don't know if they had their heads in
the clouds or what. Because I even said something to my father and he
wasn't exactly picking up on what I was saying. Where I said there was
no no, there was no no, Like I did whatever I wanted.
They would say no to me in high school and stuff, but I would
find a way to do it. I'd sneak out of the house I did.
I did whatever I want. I've been doing whatever I wanted since I
was fourteen or fifteen. It's funny. I think it was in the eighties
because like that's when like both parents really started working. Was in the eighties,
and in the nineties it really caught steam. There's a liner on Sirius
XM that the Alt Nation Channel or something or no No Lithium, which is
the alternative from the nineties the latch Key kids unite, And I'm like,
yeah, I get it because when you came home from school, your parents
were both working still, so you had to do whatever until they came home,
right, So there was a lot of that, and I'm certain the
eighties that's when it started. Well. I played a lot of sports and
stuff, but I mean in the summertime from fourteen, like they didn't know
you jump on your bike and you were gone all day. I would be
down at the rack. I'd be everywhere I used to, like, the
older kids would be playing basketball and we couldn't get on the court. And
then the wreck director, who was also a teacher, he would played with
the older kids and they wouldn't let us play, So we started throwing rocks.
And I remember trying to hit his watch with little pebbles as they're playing
basketball, and all of a sudden, you're ting and he got so mad.
I got tossed out of the wreck for the day because everybody goes he
did it, and I nailed the watch. I kept seeing that he had
this one movement with his hand and I go, oh, if I time
it right there, and shirt off, I hit the face of his watch.
He gets so pissed. But my parents they didn't know. They didn't
see. My parents were a little bit different. They kind of want they
want to know where we were. And I thought my father would be really,
really strict. Then I found out in my junior year of high school.
My father goes, Dan, you have no curfew. You're responsible.
I trust you. So when the school, oh my parents didn't say that.
When the school found out, so I was no curfew. So I
was like basically trained by my father to come home at a certain time,
do everything the right way. And then like all of a sudden, I
find out of the cur few, the school fights out all of a sudden,
every kid was out with Dan Barrello on a Friday and Saturday night.
Oh, because if you're out with Dan, he's a good kid. I
didn't even know half these people, but they would tell the parson, I'm
out with Dan Barrello. Oh okay, yeah, I have a good time.
He's a good kids a right. So in other words, I really
wasn't a nerd. But like I I didn't drink, I didn't smoke,
I didn't do drugs, and so you know that's what would happen, and
and so everybody used me as an excuse. Yeah, no, I was.
So it was the opposite if my son darkens your doorway. At this
high I was in all kinds of There was all kinds of shit, Like
I remember girls parents would be like no, no, not allowed to go
hang out. No, you're not allowed to hang out with him by And
I didn't think I was that. I wasn't that bad, but I just
I did. There was no no I mean I walked on line with my
parents. But for the most part, I knew I could do anything I
wanted to do, so there was a non kick the hell out of the
house. So it was the great greatest kickout ever. You were in high
school in the eighties, So when did the drinking age move from eighteen to
twenty one? Was eighty five? Way before me? Okay, yeah,
before I even got there in high school. Yeah, it was like eighty
three, I think eighty two or eighty three, all right, a lot
of change. Yeah. No, I didn't have any of that when it
when eighteen nineteen. Yeah, because they had a grandfather the twenty one oh
man. Yeah, yeah, No, I didn't have any of that.
Okay, no, but I was the guy that you didn't. Oh well,
yeah, your face is on into like the mailbox at the post office.
If you see this ratible, do not approach him, or let your
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