WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.679 --> 00:00:15.080 Oh, hello everybody. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you for 2 00:00:15.119 --> 00:00:21.160 tuning in. This is Eric Rimmer, my partner, my bff, my 3 00:00:21.359 --> 00:00:28.079 confidant, my support, my work husband, everything. You're my everything, 4 00:00:28.199 --> 00:00:34.439 my memories, my good memories, everything good to anyway, I appreciate you. 5 00:00:34.560 --> 00:00:37.159 So I'm very emotional this week. So I want to say what's on 6 00:00:37.159 --> 00:00:39.679 my mind? Oh my god, I'm so glad you're not yelling at me. 7 00:00:39.840 --> 00:00:43.039 No, you mean a lot to me, and your opinion matters to 8 00:00:43.119 --> 00:00:46.719 me so much. I very much like this dress. Oh the dress. 9 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:49.840 Well, first of all, the color. We have produced a Brian over 10 00:00:49.920 --> 00:00:54.000 here, we were so into each other. My god, I should we 11 00:00:54.039 --> 00:00:58.320 just make out? I don't care. You want to sure? Oh you 12 00:00:58.359 --> 00:01:00.840 would never do that, No, long as you don't ask me to do 13 00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:06.480 something else. Oh I want to know. Okay, So it is Thursday. 14 00:01:06.519 --> 00:01:08.439 We dropped this episode on Thursday. Yes, and I have bad news. 15 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:14.920 What well you're leading and so we're not going to have new episodes next 16 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:18.000 week. Yes, I'm going to be very sad. Brian and I will 17 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:21.840 be not working next week with you. And that's actually there will be a 18 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:25.280 video of me. There will be a podcast episode will be me sitting on 19 00:01:25.319 --> 00:01:30.920 my lawn watching grass grow a giant battle of alcohol. It will be an 20 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:34.920 hour and a half long. There won't be any talking. Oh my god, 21 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:38.519 you can join You could join me in watching grow. I might just 22 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:41.920 come up and join you. Why don't you guys do something? Yeah, 23 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:45.159 you might. You don't need me. Yeah, do your own thing. 24 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:47.519 I don't have to set this all up, I know, exactly right. 25 00:01:48.799 --> 00:01:52.200 So, yeah, we're gonna be off next week because the wedding is Sunday, 26 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:55.640 and then I don't come back until Tuesday. So anyway, it's okay, 27 00:01:55.840 --> 00:01:59.840 we'll be back after that. Okay, So what I'm wearing right now, 28 00:02:00.079 --> 00:02:04.799 it doesn't really look really good on camera at the moment, but so 29 00:02:04.879 --> 00:02:07.280 I might not wear it. What do you think It's one of the dresses 30 00:02:07.319 --> 00:02:10.639 I'm thinking about wearing. It's much brighter on camera than it is in person. 31 00:02:10.759 --> 00:02:14.759 It's long, and it has like a slip, but not not a 32 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:19.840 really obnoxious slit, not like a basic instinct, you know what. And 33 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:22.599 I put my hair. My hair is so dirty right now. I tried 34 00:02:22.639 --> 00:02:25.560 to do something. I'm a mess, but I'm doing the best I can. 35 00:02:27.719 --> 00:02:30.000 I don't think I'm gonna wear this one? What this one? I'm 36 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:34.280 not feel unhappy I see. I think the color just throws me off a 37 00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:38.719 little bit. I think it's much prettier in person than it is on camera. 38 00:02:38.719 --> 00:02:42.840 Okay. Also, your your boobs are very lopsided looking at it, 39 00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:49.599 Oh, yeah they are. I just noticed that on Yeah, that's not 40 00:02:49.719 --> 00:02:52.159 good. I was like, looking at the monitor here, I was like, 41 00:02:52.159 --> 00:02:54.240 there's only a shadow on half of it. Looks like one boob is 42 00:02:54.360 --> 00:02:59.639 giant and the other one. It's like it does it does? Oh my 43 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:01.680 god, that really weird. Okay, well then this dress is out. 44 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:07.639 Yeah, okay, back to the Amazon. That's hilarious actually, and it's 45 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:09.680 really weird because my I caught it just as you were saying it. I 46 00:03:09.719 --> 00:03:14.759 was like, why does that look so weird? I'd have lopsided boobs in 47 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:16.960 every single picture you moved and it you caught a shadow and I was like, 48 00:03:17.400 --> 00:03:20.960 shadow went over half of her Torso yeah, I was like, what 49 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:23.439 is that. I was like, oh, she's missing a boob. Yeah, 50 00:03:23.479 --> 00:03:28.400 oh that's even from the side. You have boob and then it's super 51 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:30.520 flat. You have like an yeah, you have like an a cup. 52 00:03:30.599 --> 00:03:32.680 It looks like you. That's no boyan, No, we don't know. 53 00:03:32.879 --> 00:03:36.680 No, we're not doing Okay, I'm really glad that I wore this tonight 54 00:03:36.919 --> 00:03:40.439 to this Okay, you're welcome. I'm down to one dress. So hopefully 55 00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:43.680 after the podcast, when I try it on for you, guys, just 56 00:03:43.879 --> 00:03:46.000 hideous doily thing better work out for you. I think I think the other 57 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:52.520 one looks good. Anyway, we'll see my little boy getting married on Sunday. 58 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:55.719 Okay, Oh, Charlie, Eric has a product to talk about, 59 00:03:55.919 --> 00:04:02.439 yes, that all the celebrities are raving about and using. No, it 60 00:04:02.520 --> 00:04:12.240 is a shameless little joke there. Then you have a story f something, 61 00:04:12.759 --> 00:04:16.839 yes, that that shocked you tremendously. This was so sad. I know, 62 00:04:16.879 --> 00:04:21.879 it's really I was horrified. I have a kind of an interesting list 63 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:28.160 celebrities that seem really good, but there's something about them that's suspicious. I 64 00:04:28.199 --> 00:04:31.480 have a list I want to see if you have one that Okay, I'll 65 00:04:31.480 --> 00:04:34.480 be curious to know if it's on the list. And uh, we're just 66 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:40.040 gonna have fun, guys, fun, fun fun. Okay, First, 67 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:46.199 let's oh the secret sound? How are we getting that from my phone? 68 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:47.480 I forgot to do it again? You can play it from your phone, 69 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:53.079 or people can just go back and watch two episodes ago or four episodes ago 70 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:57.519 for like three seconds. Let's make it easy on ourselves. The secret sound 71 00:04:58.279 --> 00:05:00.360 we blew it last week. We forgot to play it, and it sounds 72 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:03.519 like we're blowing it this week. Mama blew it this week because I forgot 73 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:08.000 to load it on the machine. You can connect real quick and play if 74 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:10.720 you want. I don't know where it is, Brian, It's on your 75 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:14.800 voice memos. Oh thank you, oh God, thank you for this is 76 00:05:14.800 --> 00:05:16.680 how it is right now, This is how it is right now. God, 77 00:05:16.759 --> 00:05:20.879 Charlie only gets married once in a lifetime. Hey, Siri, where 78 00:05:20.879 --> 00:05:27.319 are my voice memos? They're there? Okay, all right, here we 79 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:30.240 go. Do am I? I mean, let me, let me get 80 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:33.680 connected, let me get paired so we can play it for you. Because 81 00:05:33.720 --> 00:05:40.279 the winner if you guess it, one hundred dollars cash. Baby. Let 82 00:05:40.360 --> 00:05:43.800 me get connected so you can hear it. And uh, because we did 83 00:05:43.839 --> 00:05:46.680 get a lot, a lot, a lot of guesses. I do, 84 00:05:46.759 --> 00:05:50.879 I do, Thank you, Oh Chucky, free hugs. You love that. 85 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:55.079 I tell the story about the shirt I got my girlfriend for when we 86 00:05:55.279 --> 00:05:58.199 switched roles, but it didn't come in time, and so the one that 87 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:01.160 she's been wearing, Okay, I did tell you what say, pretty little 88 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:05.120 crack horse like happiest little crack hole or something. Oh my god, that's 89 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:10.720 hilarious. And she wears it so unashamedly too. That makes me respect your 90 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:14.480 girlfriends so much. She should have my house one day where and I was 91 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:20.240 like, okay, so funny, Okay, here we go. I'm up, 92 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:26.879 I'm connected, and here's the secret sound. What do you think this 93 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:46.240 is? Everybody? I'll play it two more times. I have a guess. 94 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:51.600 I feel like it's paper towels being ripped. If you would like to 95 00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:58.600 guess, you can comment on any one of our social media's gonna you can 96 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:02.439 d m us, you can email us at Laura Kane ad at GLn. 97 00:07:02.480 --> 00:07:05.279 I love it when you guys do that. It'd be super fun if you'd 98 00:07:05.279 --> 00:07:08.800 come in on our YouTube page because I like it when people do that, 99 00:07:08.839 --> 00:07:12.000 because not too many people do. I'm just gonna be honest, not too 100 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:15.560 many comments on there, so I will see it. And if you guess 101 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:18.000 it correctly, one hundred dollars cash is what you were going to win. 102 00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:28.560 One more time because we forgot to play last week. Okay, there we 103 00:07:28.639 --> 00:07:30.959 go. Where we did it? On a scale of one to ten? 104 00:07:30.079 --> 00:07:35.480 How close am I with paper towels ripping? I feel like I'd rather not? 105 00:07:35.920 --> 00:07:39.240 This is This is a hint. This is the hint we're getting our 106 00:07:39.240 --> 00:07:42.120 audience since they haven't gotten it yet. It's been like a month. It 107 00:07:42.160 --> 00:07:45.160 hasn't quite been two weeks. Three weeks, it's been like three weeks. 108 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:47.480 Yeah, we can't say no, not jeez, I must be close. 109 00:07:49.279 --> 00:07:54.800 Yeah, you said more by not saying anything. 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It affects women mostly and this 144 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:39.480 is what it stands for. SCAD is spontaneous coordinary artery dissection. It's a 145 00:10:39.519 --> 00:10:43.879 little known and poorly understood cause of a heart attack. Most patients are young, 146 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:46.720 healthy and active women who do not have the typical risk factors of heart 147 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:52.279 disease. Although less common, it can affect men to SCAD, can reoccur, 148 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:56.559 and can be fatal. Research is needed to identify the causes and the 149 00:10:56.600 --> 00:11:01.120 best treatment options. SCAD is the number one cause of heart attacks and women 150 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:05.159 under the age of fifty, pregnant women, and new moms. There's so 151 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:11.840 little research about this and it's so much as unknown that This walk raises money 152 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:16.240 for that, and it's important and it's fun and it's at Crown Point. 153 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:20.080 And last year I did it and I walked with some people. We had 154 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:22.559 a great walk. It was a beautiful day. There are vendors afterwards, 155 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:28.559 face painting, survivors, there's some people that are families that have lost somebody 156 00:11:28.600 --> 00:11:31.000 to SCAD. So if you would like to walk with us and be a 157 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:33.480 part of it and be a part of the help, that would be awesome. 158 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:37.159 Go to our website, Laura Kane after dark dot com because the link 159 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:39.720 is on there for you to sign up, and it's on September seventh, 160 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:45.600 So sign up now so you can get your T shirt. Absolutely. Okay, 161 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:48.080 Now, what do you want to start with? I would like to 162 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:52.120 present you with your gifts. Oh, my godness, gifts. Okay, 163 00:11:52.200 --> 00:11:56.240 I do Okay, so I'd like you to close your eyes. Are these 164 00:11:56.240 --> 00:12:00.159 from where I think they're from? And it's not a big deal. I 165 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:03.480 like this place. One is from where you think it is, Okay, 166 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:09.320 the other one is not. I got it at a little Okay, keep 167 00:12:09.399 --> 00:12:15.360 your eyes shut. Okay, wow, is that a real Louis Witon bag? 168 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:20.000 It is? So? This is from where you think it is? 169 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:26.120 Okay? Our favorite place sometimes Tamu, but we like to call it Timu. 170 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:35.080 It's simply a sticker that I can put anywhere, and it says shit 171 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:41.519 show, admit one. Oh there we go. Absolutely point. I might 172 00:12:41.559 --> 00:12:45.600 put it on my phone case, I think, because it's a constant shit 173 00:12:45.679 --> 00:12:50.399 showre my life. Thank you, you're welcome. This probably costs you thirty 174 00:12:50.480 --> 00:12:56.559 nine cents. I think it was like a dollar. I know who you 175 00:12:56.559 --> 00:13:01.200 got, scam. I totally did. Thank you. No. I think 176 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:05.919 you'll probably like this a little bit better. Okay, now you you like 177 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:13.919 you like this a lot, so I'm good. Well, I'm just gonna 178 00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:20.840 tell you here, hold out your hand, okay, okay, okay, 179 00:13:24.639 --> 00:13:33.840 across see I collect Okay, I'm not. I was raised Catholic, baptized 180 00:13:33.840 --> 00:13:37.200 Catholic, never went to Catholic Church, very rarely, only with my grandmother, 181 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:43.600 not a practicing Catholic. However, I have an affinity for religious art. 182 00:13:45.919 --> 00:13:48.039 It looks like a cathedral in here. Yes, I love crosses, 183 00:13:48.080 --> 00:13:52.200 and I love crosses that have a story. Each one of these crosses on 184 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:56.679 my wall has a story. And I love the religious art from the Byzantine 185 00:13:56.720 --> 00:14:03.279 area especially. Wow, what a historical Paul Laura Eastern Byzantine Catholicism art icons. 186 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:07.919 I love Byzantine. Yeah, Constantinople, Baby, I love the saints. 187 00:14:07.039 --> 00:14:11.320 I love everything about it. So this explain to me where you got 188 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:15.559 it, and and this is from you, so it'll mean something to me. 189 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:18.519 It's going on the wall. What about this? Spoke to you and 190 00:14:18.519 --> 00:14:22.159 said, Laura, I just love the colors and the birds and the flowers. 191 00:14:22.639 --> 00:14:28.240 And I knew how you were into flowers with your tattoo and everything. 192 00:14:28.039 --> 00:14:33.559 And so I saw that at a little boutique in Encinita's and z I got, 193 00:14:33.720 --> 00:14:37.000 well, that is so sweet? Was it kind of expensive a little 194 00:14:37.039 --> 00:14:39.759 bit? It was kind of nice. Thank you. It means even more 195 00:14:39.799 --> 00:14:43.960 to me now, Lily. Your wall, though it like would be a 196 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:48.039 perfect horror movie shot in a slow pan just moving backwards, revealing all those 197 00:14:48.080 --> 00:14:50.519 crosses. I'd be like a b roll shot in a horror movie. I 198 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:56.519 have a giant crucifix, I have crosses, I have bleeding hearts, I 199 00:14:56.600 --> 00:15:01.799 have there's a shot where all the cross is slowly flip upside down. Oh, 200 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:05.000 that'd be creepy. And the Extorcist reborn or what was the last one 201 00:15:05.000 --> 00:15:11.759 they just did, Exorcist something I can't remember. It was so stupid. 202 00:15:11.799 --> 00:15:15.840 I'm going to make the Extorcist after dark. This is a happy wall, 203 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:18.879 not if those crosses flip upside down, going are all out of here. 204 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:22.399 If that happened. Thanks, I'm me, I'm recording. Thank you for 205 00:15:22.440 --> 00:15:28.320 my gifts. Okay, now we have to talk about something very very serious. 206 00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:37.960 Okay. I've known you for a long time, almost nineteen years, 207 00:15:37.159 --> 00:15:43.120 twenty years, twenty ok what happened the other day when I was on the 208 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:50.960 phone with you was shocking. It was horrifying. So I'm going to set 209 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:56.399 the scene. You were in the car with a girlfriend of yours and you 210 00:15:56.440 --> 00:16:00.960 said, hold on, I have to I'm in drive through at Jack in 211 00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:06.320 the Box. I have to place an order. The male voice came on 212 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:12.120 and I hear Laura say hi, Louise. Okay, oh my god, 213 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:18.200 you're on a first name basis with the Jack Laura and they have a full 214 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:32.000 on conversation. Then this picture emerges with Laura and Louis. Oh my god. 215 00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:38.960 I would like you to explain the relationship that you because I have never 216 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:44.519 seen anybody go through a drive through. You either go there for every meal 217 00:16:44.759 --> 00:16:48.320 of your day. No, I remember when you used to go through way 218 00:16:48.360 --> 00:16:51.399 back in the old days and get ice. Okay, this is where it 219 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:55.639 stems from. By the way, my bill was twenty four dollars. Louise 220 00:16:55.879 --> 00:17:00.440 helped me up twenty four dollars at Jack in the Box. Oh food for 221 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:03.159 a bunch of people. Oh okay, but he gave me a discount, 222 00:17:03.200 --> 00:17:04.599 his employee discount. This is how close we are, me and Louise. 223 00:17:04.680 --> 00:17:08.319 I. This man is a hard worker. I appreciate him. And back 224 00:17:08.319 --> 00:17:12.480 in the day, I want to say, ten years ago. He's worked 225 00:17:12.480 --> 00:17:17.960 there for a long time. I used to go every single day to Jack 226 00:17:18.000 --> 00:17:22.599 in the Box to get two large cups of ice. What did I always 227 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:26.200 tell you? I'd be talking to her and she'd be crunching on this ice, 228 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:29.160 and I'm like, that is not good for your teeth, are you? 229 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:33.039 And Mack? Yes, okay, that makes sense. But you know 230 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:37.079 how I go through my addictive period I go through I get addicted to things 231 00:17:37.359 --> 00:17:41.279 and then they fade away. So this was one of my big addictions. 232 00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:45.839 At one point I had to have two full things of they have good ice 233 00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:49.119 at Jack in the Box and I would go through two big bags of the 234 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:53.440 thick red vines and I would eat ice and red fines all day long. 235 00:17:53.519 --> 00:18:00.000 Uh huh. So Louise and I became friends. I would ask him quit 236 00:18:00.160 --> 00:18:03.599 because you were the crazy lady that came through and he was always so nice 237 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:07.640 to me, and the fact that he still works there and he works so 238 00:18:07.759 --> 00:18:12.200 hard, and I so I recognize his voice when he's on the little you 239 00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:15.640 know, when you go drive through. I'm like, oh, it's Louise. 240 00:18:15.680 --> 00:18:21.319 Hey, it's me Laura. Oh hello, And that freaked you out 241 00:18:21.400 --> 00:18:25.000 that much? God, I was like, yeah, eats every meal here. 242 00:18:25.319 --> 00:18:27.960 Let me clear I don't. That's a heartwarming story for Luish and that's 243 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:33.720 an embarrassing story for you, I know, I know. Then I moved 244 00:18:33.759 --> 00:18:37.880 on to my red boled gummy bear face, which is gone and over her 245 00:18:38.119 --> 00:18:42.200 house when it looked like the back lot of Sanford and Son. Yeah. 246 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:45.519 Well, when I walked in to shoot the podcast one day and there were 247 00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:48.519 like twenty two chairs in here, and I was like, what the oh 248 00:18:48.559 --> 00:18:52.119 I got? I was addicted to chairs for a while. The current addictions, 249 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:56.359 Oh, Brian, you should have seen these two disgusting ottomans that she 250 00:18:56.480 --> 00:19:04.519 had that were like a leopard print or something, and they were so mad 251 00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:08.640 and gross, and she was doing like a dry buy and handed the girl 252 00:19:08.720 --> 00:19:12.559 the money over the chain link fence and then and they smelled like feet. 253 00:19:12.759 --> 00:19:17.559 I discovered off her up and I was addicted to that for a little while. 254 00:19:17.599 --> 00:19:19.319 And I loved to look at things all day long. It was so 255 00:19:19.400 --> 00:19:25.599 fun for me. So that was one addiction. Now I'm addicted to boba. 256 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:29.440 I have to have like a milk tea boba almost every single day. 257 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:34.960 Dude, that is too much. Every day. This is how my addiction 258 00:19:36.079 --> 00:19:37.680 works. I know, But can we get you addicted every other day or 259 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:45.640 something? And I'm addicted to my morning meal, which is two packages of 260 00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:55.240 oatmeal with almond butter and chia seeds and a celsius. I eat that every 261 00:19:55.279 --> 00:19:59.799 single morning for the last two months. Now, Well, at least that's 262 00:19:59.839 --> 00:20:03.160 how healthy. Not really, it's celsius. Isn't too healthy? Is it? 263 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:07.240 No? But nomea? Is it steel cut? No, it's from 264 00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:12.440 like Kroger's. It's like the sweetest kind you could I'm going to get used 265 00:20:12.440 --> 00:20:15.960 some steel cut. But that takes a long That takes too long to make. 266 00:20:17.039 --> 00:20:19.799 Oh, eggs eggs in the morning. What every once in a while? 267 00:20:19.880 --> 00:20:22.920 Whyggs? Eggs are so good for you? I love eggs. I 268 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:26.960 can't. I can't think of anything else I'm really addicted to right now. 269 00:20:26.960 --> 00:20:29.279 As far as that goes, you should try cigarettes. I hear those are 270 00:20:29.319 --> 00:20:33.680 good. Those smoking They've done that. It was cool, wasn't it. 271 00:20:33.880 --> 00:20:37.000 You felt cool when you did it. No, you know what makes me 272 00:20:37.039 --> 00:20:41.359 feel cool? Oh, this could be a topic. This is what makes 273 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:45.599 me feel cool. When I go to a concert and I'm get there almost 274 00:20:45.640 --> 00:20:51.640 at showtime. I get there whenever the seats are already filled, and my 275 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:56.400 seats are so good that I walk in from the top. I keep walking 276 00:20:56.440 --> 00:20:59.720 down, down, down, down, I look up at all the people 277 00:20:59.759 --> 00:21:03.640 in my mm hmm, walk down down to the floor, get the thing, 278 00:21:03.799 --> 00:21:08.160 and I walk down going to a concert in good seats. Having better 279 00:21:08.200 --> 00:21:11.720 seats than everybody else makes me feel like I'm the coolest person on the planet. 280 00:21:11.799 --> 00:21:15.200 Okay, Okay, there's that, And then I also have did I 281 00:21:15.240 --> 00:21:21.440 tell you about my elevator thing? No, okay, I'm an elevator snob. 282 00:21:22.920 --> 00:21:26.279 I feel like I am so much better than the person that's in the 283 00:21:26.319 --> 00:21:30.319 elevator with me. If what I'm on a higher floor than they are. 284 00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:37.160 What I have that it makes me feel like I'm so incredibly cool. I 285 00:21:37.200 --> 00:21:41.640 know this is really weird. Therapist. Four people get into the elevator. 286 00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:45.680 Maybe it's like thirteen stories. You're like, uh, what floor? They're 287 00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:48.480 like, oh, just Ford. You're like, I do that. I 288 00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:53.880 go five, and then I'll push mine. It'll be like eleven. It'll 289 00:21:53.920 --> 00:21:56.319 be at the top one. I'll be like, have a good day. 290 00:21:56.640 --> 00:22:00.880 I should get off on floor three. I have like that attitude. Why, 291 00:22:00.920 --> 00:22:03.640 I don't know if they have air conditioning down there on floor three. 292 00:22:04.480 --> 00:22:08.640 I have that. Actually it's weird, but it makes me feel like I'm 293 00:22:08.680 --> 00:22:11.359 so important. I was going to pay you a compliment before you just said 294 00:22:11.359 --> 00:22:17.720 the elevator thing, because that's crazy. I want that compliment. Okay, 295 00:22:18.279 --> 00:22:19.680 Brian was going to take this is so rare. I want to ran that 296 00:22:19.759 --> 00:22:22.640 was going to tell you that he loved you. No, you won't do 297 00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:26.720 that. I was going to say, for your age, you're pretty cool. 298 00:22:27.079 --> 00:22:32.359 That's a pretty good compliment. I'll take that. Yeah, yeah, 299 00:22:32.480 --> 00:22:36.000 okay, elaborate a little bit. How so no, Oh, Brian, 300 00:22:36.119 --> 00:22:38.319 come on, give me one reason why you say that. Oh you're just 301 00:22:38.359 --> 00:22:42.839 for your age, you're pretty hip and with it and cool? Am I 302 00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:48.079 inappropriately? So? I don't know what that would meaning, like, do 303 00:22:48.119 --> 00:22:52.079 I do things that a woman in her fifties shouldn't be doing or wearing or 304 00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:56.119 saying? I don't really know if I think that there is Well he hasn't 305 00:22:56.160 --> 00:23:00.799 seen the White Go Go, but it's yet true. I did wear that 306 00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:06.720 you have aged gracefully with society, not against society as many people do. 307 00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:12.119 He is full of compliments tonight. I'm very This fills my soul and it 308 00:23:12.160 --> 00:23:15.240 will keep my soul filled for a while because I know this is few and 309 00:23:15.279 --> 00:23:21.079 far between. Thank you, Brian. Whatever I'm past, I know I'm 310 00:23:21.119 --> 00:23:25.359 not pushing it. I'm not I'm not pushing it. Okay, So you 311 00:23:25.440 --> 00:23:27.640 have a product that you want to bring up to our attentions that you've used 312 00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:34.279 I have, so let's talk about that, all right. So I was 313 00:23:36.880 --> 00:23:41.200 online and a lot of people were talking this product by Zombie Beauty called the 314 00:23:41.279 --> 00:23:45.599 Zombie Packs. Celebrities use this a lot, yes, so it's it's the 315 00:23:45.720 --> 00:23:48.279 new rage. And I thought, well, this is probably going to be 316 00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:55.240 a rock a crap. It's not cheap. What is it supposed to do 317 00:23:55.359 --> 00:24:00.119 that other masks don't. It's supposed to tighten and lift okay, and when 318 00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:07.839 and make your skin very dewey. Okay. So it I got it on 319 00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:12.319 Amazon. It has been blowing off the shelves. It was almost thirty dollars 320 00:24:12.359 --> 00:24:15.559 for this pack. Okay, how many does it come with? It comes 321 00:24:15.559 --> 00:24:22.400 with eight. So it comes with these little packs and it's it's got all 322 00:24:22.480 --> 00:24:27.440 natural stuff in it. So none of this stuff is crazy, Okay, 323 00:24:27.920 --> 00:24:30.920 stuff that's bad for you? That comes with the brush, Yeah, it 324 00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:38.599 comes with the brush sawtbrush, and then it comes with the activator so you 325 00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:47.680 rip off this little and there's one that corresponds with each packet of powder. 326 00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:52.640 Let me just say he called me after replying this. I have the videos 327 00:24:55.039 --> 00:24:59.400 and I'm going to post them online. I sent them to Brian as well. 328 00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:03.400 So you pour this in the little packet of powder, then you stir 329 00:25:03.440 --> 00:25:07.839 it up with the brush. You get all the bubbles out and the stuff, 330 00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:10.559 and then you brush it on your face. You leave it on for 331 00:25:10.599 --> 00:25:15.960 about fifteen minutes. You can leave it on a little bit longer. I'm 332 00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:22.440 telling you right now. When it starts to tighten hold onto your hats and 333 00:25:22.480 --> 00:25:23.839 they tell you we were going to I was gonna do it on the show, 334 00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:29.279 but you can't move your face at all. Oh, and so it 335 00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:32.640 would be it would just sound like we were Charlie Brown's mom, and I 336 00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:34.759 thought it's not going to be beneficial for us to do it. I could 337 00:25:34.880 --> 00:25:40.319 barely and it gets all wrinkly looking. It gets all wrinkly. And that's 338 00:25:40.359 --> 00:25:44.680 why it's called the zombie pack. Because your face looks like it's all blistered. 339 00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:48.640 So if you guys watch on Thursday, I will post the videos. 340 00:25:48.599 --> 00:25:52.839 It's so creepy. It looks like you just got boils all over your face. 341 00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:57.599 There's big bubbles and okay, it turned, it starts to crack and 342 00:25:57.640 --> 00:26:03.119 everything. It's really gross. But let me tell you when that comes off 343 00:26:03.160 --> 00:26:08.680 your face and it's very easy to wash off. Your face feels like a 344 00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:15.160 newborn baby. It is so soft and your skin is tight. How often 345 00:26:15.160 --> 00:26:18.640 are you supposed to use it? Twice a week? Okay? So you 346 00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:23.200 give that five stars or four stars? I it was. So there's a 347 00:26:23.359 --> 00:26:29.400 there's another one on the market called like Hanna Cure Yes, which is very 348 00:26:29.559 --> 00:26:33.640 very expensive, same though right, same kind of thing. It's about one 349 00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:41.559 hundred and fifty dollars more and it does the exact same thing. So Zombie 350 00:26:41.599 --> 00:26:48.920 Beauty is they've got one called There's Zombie and then there's another one called Mummy. 351 00:26:49.279 --> 00:26:52.079 Oh okay, and they're all on Amazon. They're all on Amazon, 352 00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:59.880 and it does more like brightening. I just ordered that one to see how 353 00:27:00.759 --> 00:27:03.079 I forgot that. I have a story to tell you that reminds me of 354 00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:10.160 something I don't know why. I was asked to introduce a performer on stage 355 00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:14.279 at sea World. They have a concert series. Every Saturday, they have 356 00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:19.279 a performer and they asked it's like an through iHeart. So they asked me 357 00:27:19.880 --> 00:27:23.920 if I would interview this celebrity first before he went on and then go on 358 00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:29.519 stage and introduce him to the crowd. It was the first one of the 359 00:27:29.599 --> 00:27:33.960 series and it was Jesse McCartney and he is an actor, he is a 360 00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:42.119 singer. He's a songwriter and like thirty seven years old and so long story 361 00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:45.839 shore, we get there. He for whatever reason ran at a time. 362 00:27:47.039 --> 00:27:49.839 Something went on. I didn't do the pre interview, fine, but I 363 00:27:49.839 --> 00:27:53.519 did get to introduce him on stage and I got a picture with him. 364 00:27:53.759 --> 00:28:00.720 Very sweet person. But it happened again. You guys him, Oh no, 365 00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:03.759 when you thought you were hot shitting now called Diaria. Well, look, 366 00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:15.119 I'm behind a mic. I have been for many When I'm on the 367 00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:19.200 mic, I'm usually alone or with maybe one other person in a studio behind 368 00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:22.920 the mic, and I don't think about the people that are listening because I 369 00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:27.440 do not think because I don't see them. So I'm comfortable. Well, 370 00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:33.480 this venue at Sea World packed with people and I had to go down this 371 00:28:33.599 --> 00:28:38.119 like bridge thing to get to the thing, and they gave me a script, 372 00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:41.599 and I freak. I get very nervous speaking, and I know you 373 00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:48.359 wouldn't think so, but when I see the faces, I immediately get nervous. 374 00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:49.200 So I'm like, Okay, Laura, you can do this, you 375 00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:55.319 can do this, you can do this. So I started off strong. 376 00:28:55.880 --> 00:28:59.400 Hey, everybody, how's it going. We have Jesse McCartney in the house. 377 00:28:59.440 --> 00:29:02.440 I just met her. He was great. This is the Sea World 378 00:29:02.759 --> 00:29:07.720 Concert summer series. We have bow Wow coming up this summer. We have 379 00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:15.240 Genuine, we have You're Genuine. So they have a couple more. And 380 00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:22.599 then it started, Oh no where Immediately, all of a sudden, all 381 00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:29.000 my saliva dried up. Oh this what happens when I'm nervous and you've got 382 00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:33.680 the top lip over the teeth. It was starting to rise. I had 383 00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:40.319 about three sentences left to say, and I literally could not form words. 384 00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:45.200 And I was horrified that the audience could tell like I was. Brian doesn't 385 00:29:45.240 --> 00:29:51.000 perfectly, because what's happened to me before? I'm like, so you guys 386 00:29:51.559 --> 00:29:57.799 meg here, you get your seeing path? Wow, like I could. 387 00:29:57.920 --> 00:30:00.839 Brian does it better than me. But I couldn't form words. I had 388 00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:07.680 no saliva. I'm sure no one cared. I wouldn't care. It was 389 00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:11.799 I was. I cared. I felt so embarrassed. But Brian, please, 390 00:30:12.680 --> 00:30:15.599 you do it so well. I don't remember what voice it is I 391 00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:21.119 do. That's just what is a person with extreme dry mouth? I don't 392 00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:27.119 know, sound like trying to talk to the world. Oh yike, I'm 393 00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:34.160 looking fun. You did a good too once. Oh yeah, I oh 394 00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:37.680 yeah, you peed your pants when I did it. Oh I love so 395 00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:41.480 hard when you did it. Oh my god, But how do you prevent 396 00:30:41.559 --> 00:30:44.920 that from happening? Do I put like a rocket, grow a pair man? 397 00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:52.480 Do it? Hey? Ready? Yeah? Okay, look, okay, 398 00:30:52.559 --> 00:31:03.480 that you get the heat to get your tickets. Yet Jack, he 399 00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:10.119 were out, he were out, And this is the end. Now you 400 00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:15.640 guys have saved my last line. And now everybody what you've been waiting for, 401 00:31:17.480 --> 00:31:22.000 the one, the only Jesse McCartney. I'll say that, how I 402 00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:30.039 say the lady, he came the moment you've all been waiting for. Put 403 00:31:30.079 --> 00:31:37.119 your hee McCartney. Oh my god. I tried to work so hard through 404 00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:41.599 it, so hard, and it she didn't give me, but they did. 405 00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:45.440 You know what I should do? I should sit in the front row 406 00:31:45.480 --> 00:31:49.200 with one of those water guns and just squirt you in the face, did 407 00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:56.839 you. Oh god, that would be amazing. She's like line, Oh 408 00:31:56.880 --> 00:32:00.640 my god. And I was doing such a good job to the in when 409 00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:04.359 I could I literally, oh my god, it's up to here. Oh 410 00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:08.839 my god. They probably were like, she han't still got wait wait can 411 00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:14.880 you okay, hold on all right, I would like you to do that. 412 00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:23.960 Okay, look at me, well about l zero ka anyway, Kai, 413 00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:30.000 that's exactly what you look like anyway. So that happened, but it 414 00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:34.079 was really fun and I loved it and I did a lot. Okay, 415 00:32:34.319 --> 00:32:37.160 one more thing, yes, and lets you have something? Did you have 416 00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:40.440 something else? I do? We Well, we were talking the other day 417 00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:46.000 about Laura and I living together in our old age. We were talking about 418 00:32:46.039 --> 00:32:53.319 Jay Wurtzler and how he's making me money, and I said, so when 419 00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:59.880 we lived together back to back or foot to foot like our you know, 420 00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:07.039 Charlie in chocolate factory bed, we were talking about I don't know what like 421 00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:10.680 are. We were saying, how we're going to pay for our living expenses. 422 00:33:10.839 --> 00:33:15.880 Oh, that's right, and I said, well it would probably be 423 00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:22.519 more beneficial if we were married. She lit up like a Christmas tree and 424 00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:25.240 said, oh, that's great. And then I thought, we'll wait a 425 00:33:25.240 --> 00:33:29.359 minute. I've always wanted to marry a gay man. Yeah, I'm gonna 426 00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:34.160 get ft because she'll marry me and then just keep me sedated and then run 427 00:33:34.200 --> 00:33:37.720 off with all my money. He properly saved for his retirement. He's good 428 00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:42.200 to go when it hits time. He's taken care of. But guess he's 429 00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:46.599 going to ride that train. I was basically telling him, let's get married. 430 00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:50.440 Yeah, and then and then you can take care of me too. 431 00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:54.599 You will get tax benefits. Yeah yeah, but then I'm a kid benefit. 432 00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:59.400 Then I'll be desolate because I'll just look over and bed our total'll be 433 00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:02.200 touching, and she'll just be ruffling through a new Louis Vuitton bag, a 434 00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:07.920 new Christian Dior bag, a new YSL bag. Does Daddy need more orange 435 00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:15.199 choice things in your dream? I would love to see a like a sitcom 436 00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:19.400 where it's just you guys both falling into like the traditional like you know, 437 00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:23.039 husband and wife stereotypes of like husband comes home to complain, wife bitches at 438 00:34:23.079 --> 00:34:28.039 him for all this stuff now going along. That would be hilarious. Is 439 00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:29.960 that a new dress? She's like, No, it's been hanging in the 440 00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:36.199 closet for months. We're gonna, you know what, No, you're gonna 441 00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:40.360 marry me. We're gonna live our lives out together because we are soulmates. 442 00:34:40.440 --> 00:34:45.320 Yes we are sure, We're not like you know, romantic, but you're 443 00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:52.639 my non sexual life partner, and you are my retirement plan. Wait, 444 00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:55.639 I want to officiate your marriage though, Oh definitely, Oh my god. 445 00:34:55.719 --> 00:34:58.639 Yeah, And then Laura could say all the time, She's like like, 446 00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:00.480 Laura, what are you doing out of the house. She's like, well, 447 00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:02.320 I came home and my husband was banging a dude, so I had 448 00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:06.480 to get out, so I had to go buy myself something. Banging the 449 00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:07.559 pool boys. So it's like they're like, oh my god, I'm so 450 00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:15.400 sorry. It's like that's fine, Okay, We're going to end on one 451 00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:17.039 more thing. I think this one's too long, because you know what, 452 00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:22.880 I got so much to do right now. I am so excited about Charlie's 453 00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:23.719 wedding. I know this is the last time I want to talk about it 454 00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:30.320 because it's happening on Sunday. But this boy who died three times on the 455 00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:37.679 way to his first surgery and had three surgeries since then, who everybody thought 456 00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:42.719 was not going to make it, who was so fragile when he was born, 457 00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:47.400 nobody could hold him. Who people thought he had giganticism, people thought 458 00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:52.920 he had this and that and this and that. Now look at him getting 459 00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:57.599 married to the love of his life, the way he wants to do it. 460 00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:05.280 I couldn't be more proud. I am just racked with emotions, and 461 00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:09.079 I am thrilled because I get to see Evan, my mom my, sister, 462 00:36:09.239 --> 00:36:14.119 every whole family. Is going to be a great, great experience. 463 00:36:14.280 --> 00:36:17.119 And I can't wait to tell you all about it when we return, not 464 00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:21.320 next week but the week after. And thank you everybody for all your well 465 00:36:21.320 --> 00:36:25.039 wishes. I've received all of them on Instagram and Facebook, all the nice 466 00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:30.599 messages you've sent me. I appreciate it now. Finally, how many times 467 00:36:30.639 --> 00:36:38.039 a day does the average Americans say the following phrase? I've said it today, 468 00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:46.360 maybe five times. What's the phrase I'm tired? One hundred and seventy 469 00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:52.880 eight times per day. The average American spends one four hundred and sixty hours 470 00:36:52.920 --> 00:37:00.360 a year feeling tired and says out loud, I'm tired three times to day. 471 00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:06.480 Three to that checks. That's all three times a day on average. 472 00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:09.199 I said about three times an hour out loud. Oh yeah, I know 473 00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:13.079 me too. Yeah. Because he wakes up but naked, face down from 474 00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:14.920 the TV. He's like, how did I get here? I'm so tired? 475 00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:21.199 I literally like I'm so tired out loud. But I thought that was 476 00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:23.039 anyway, that's not a good way to end. Well, it's a great 477 00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:31.000 way to end. I was doing laundry the other night and I have a 478 00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:37.039 mat that I like do my sit ups and stuff on, and it was 479 00:37:37.239 --> 00:37:42.880 so humid out that I laid on the mat and fell asleep naked. Woke 480 00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:49.320 up at four ten in the morning completely naked. Yeah, with the dryerp 481 00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:52.000 like going off. Yeah, oh my, that's good. I was not 482 00:37:52.039 --> 00:37:57.360 expecting that that was good. Yeah, Brian, Yes, I just want 483 00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:06.159 you to know that I feel like God put you in this chair in my 484 00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:10.639 life, in our lives for a reason, and I love that. And 485 00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:16.559 you fit our show so well, and I just appreciate everything you do for 486 00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:21.239 us. And I feel like you are my son in some ways because you 487 00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:24.519 are at the same age as my son, but you act like a forty 488 00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:28.440 five year old man, which I love. I love it when you give 489 00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:30.480 me grief. I think it's funny when you don't say I love you back. 490 00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:37.760 I just think I'm just very blessed. I feel very lucky that you 491 00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:40.480 sit in my living room once a week. Thank you. You're welcome. 492 00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:46.679 Okay, sir, you are lucky. I have truly blessed your life. 493 00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:53.440 I just love you both. I love you you are You should be very 494 00:38:54.159 --> 00:39:02.800 very proud of yourself because you've raised two Hella great kids on your own, 495 00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:12.280 no help from anybody else except Derek except me, not monetarily. Well no, 496 00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:14.960 but it's all about you. Like it, then you better put a 497 00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:19.960 ring on it? Yeah, exact? Yeah, yeah. And you don't 498 00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:22.880 want Cubic sarconia, do you? I don't. I don't care. I 499 00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:23.800 don't care about that. I don't need to. I don't need a diamond. 500 00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:28.079 You should get get her Cubic zirconia. Come on, blood diamond. 501 00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:31.639 I don't want somebody she'll just she'll just hawk it. I want a blood 502 00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:37.840 diamond. No, she'll she'll howk it on an offer up. I just 503 00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:40.119 appreciate you both a lot, and I I love that we do this. 504 00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:45.480 And I know this is non sec order, but I just feel overwhelmed with 505 00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:52.280 gratefulness. Well, and you should be. I love your podcast. I 506 00:39:52.360 --> 00:39:54.239 know. Let's end this thing. I got a lot of things to do 507 00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:59.599 on a fashion show for us. Oh yeah, I got Okay, Uh, 508 00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:02.719 you guys are and I appreciate you for watching and listening and listen to 509 00:40:02.800 --> 00:40:07.800 us all for five years, we've been doing this to night. Oh well, 510 00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:09.159 we're gonna do it for five more. We're gonna do it for like 511 00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:15.599 fifty five more. Guess what forever stuck Brian will be in our assisted living 512 00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:20.159 home set up. Okay, hold up, I haven't set out my five 513 00:40:20.239 --> 00:40:22.760 year plan yet, so let's not jump. I'm just setting it up for 514 00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:28.920 you. So and he'll be just filming us in bed. That will require 515 00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:30.559 quite a bit of a raise, but I'm willing for that. I'm willing 516 00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:35.000 to provide that. What are you guys doing in No, just doing our 517 00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:40.159 podcast like I'm just eating being like sounds awful Oas character, we'll both be 518 00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:45.880 in depends probably, Oh, I'm fine with that. She'll she'll be like 519 00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:51.119 rail. You'll be like one of those older ladies that's gonna be tanned, 520 00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:58.400 super super skinny with huge boobs. Well, I just can't wait for Brian's 521 00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:04.079 wedding someday. And oh I love to be a part of it, and 522 00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:07.719 anything you need from me, I would be happy to. Brian Kilaura and 523 00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:15.400 I officiate your wedding be funny that you should do it whatever you want, 524 00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:19.559 because I'll get ordained. That'd be funny. Yeah, you should do it 525 00:41:19.599 --> 00:41:22.360 because he likes you better than me, and that's fine. I'll get ordained. 526 00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:30.880 We could be like Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, but we totally could 527 00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:36.360 officiated his wedding. You should officiate the wedding. Well, that is anyway 528 00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:38.000 you want to sing a song, like, do you want to sing the 529 00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:40.920 song that they walk down the aisle? Know? I can sing your first 530 00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:46.800 dance? You could sing that song? I can again, never mind, 531 00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:52.400 Okay, we got to end this camera. Oh no they Okay, I 532 00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:54.960 see we're stuck. We're stuck, all right, Love you guys, see 533 00:41:55.000 --> 00:41:59.639 you in a week. Love your podcast, Love your podcast. I love 534 00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:06.800 you, my sweet babies, and I'm seeing you today. Bye mhm