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M Super, Hello and welcome to
Laura Kane after a dark on tonight's news.

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No, I know who did I
sound like that? Super? I'm

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trying to be professional. You really
are, You're very professional. We are

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a podcast. This is my co
host Eric Rimmer. Becau isn't tight?

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I would be Laura Kane. We
are a producer too. That whoa over

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there was producer Brian Aldi. How
are you guys doing? How is your

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week? Everything? Good? Good? Okay, let's start. No,

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are you all serious? All good? I do have a question for you?

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Yes, what was up with you? And those sunglasses? Oh my

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god? And a message from today's
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the sunglasses real quick and then we'll
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I was at my mom's over the
weekend, and my sister and my niece

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and Evan and I went to go
to the Dollar Tree to poke around,

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of course, of course, and
I'm walking and Faith, who is Jenny's

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daughter, kept taking pictures of me. I'm like, what are you doing?

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And she's like, she's twenty taking
random pictures. I'm like, you

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should have known instantly something was wrong. I cleuely like, what are you

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doing, and she's like, you
don't know. I'm like, no,

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what, and she's like taking more
pictures and then taking like what's wrong?

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Do I have something on my face
or something? And she's like you really

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don't know, and I'm like no, And then Jenny's laughing, and then

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Evan's laughing, and then she shows
me the picture and I'm like, what

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I didn't even see in the picture. Basically, I'm wearing these fake Gucci

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sunglasses and one of the lenses had
popped out, so one was sunglassed and

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one was clear doesn't pay. It
was stupid. I looked ridiculous and I

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didn't even realize that that was the
thing. I thought it was the hottest

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shit. I had f my fake
Gucci slides onto, so I thought I

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was a matching oh queen a fashion
and one of of course, I was

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in the dollar tree when that happened. I don't know when I lost the

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lens. I write in my god, did you see the picture? Yes?

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Oh, my god, it's ridiculous. And because I'm saying to her

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as she take of the picture,
what are you doing? And like half

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my face is starting to peel.
How did I not know that that was

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missing. Oh, I don't chalk
it up to age. Now, we

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won't go It's ridiculous. What else
would it be. I'm gonna. I

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don't know. I have a lot
on my mind. Okay, I have

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a surprise for you that I'll be
sending you shortly. I'll be doing something

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online a lens already. My god, she's literally melting. That was discussed

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so god, amazing that. Where
did that chunk from your face fall off?

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I don't know, I just want
I just whisked it away I got

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from I gotta peel from Lajoia Cosmetic. Hi, Cameron. The last few

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pieces are feeling off. But let
me tell you next week you're gonna be

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so jealous because my skins canna look
like a baby's but will resist your face

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anyway. So that was one of
the last pieces, the fall Ist folder.

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God, you mean full of shit. I wonder if if you could

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see it full, Yeah, you
could see maybe you could see it.

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Oh my god, that's so gross. Stop it it's gonna Hey, beauty

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is pain, and it looks like
all pain and no beauty. It's not

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painful, it's just it's Oh,
it's painful for me, So I'll tell

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you something really quick. This was
a couple of years ago and I was

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meeting some friends for lunch and I
had put those things on under my eyes

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to like reduce the bags. Yes, ran out of the house, put

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my sunglasses on, get into the
restaurant, take my sunglasses off, and

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you could have heard a pin drop. And I'm like, what I had

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completely forgot and left those on and
just put the sunglasses on over them.

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Isn't that would have been amazing?
That picture would have been picture? Find

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the picture? All right? You
need to find the great sure? All

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right? Oh my god, we're
both so, we're both clueless. We

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have clueless moments. Every one has
clueless moments. Yours is every week.

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I know mine is more than the
normal person. Anyway. Anyway, all

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host chat time. I thought that what

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we would do. Let's talk about
I think we should combine our host chats

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because I know you have something to
talk about and I have something to talk

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about regarding TV. Oh yes,
okay. Now, my mom's sister and

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my daughter and I sat down to
watch a new Netflix show. And the

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reason we turned it on is it
because my daughter used to be obsessed with

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being a mermaid. She got one
of those tales I remember first came out,

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remember her tail. She's probably like
ten years old, and we'd take

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her to the handle repool. We'd
sneak into the pool and we'd go.

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We used to sneak into hotel pools
all the time. You still remember that.

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Some of them usually can't do it
anymore, but I I know,

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but now they don't anyway. There's
a show on Netflix called Mirror People.

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Mr People are true people who live
their lives as mermaids and merman Is this

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like a is this like a documentary
type thing? No, this is people.

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I don't know if it's a fetish, it's a thing. They give

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theirmselves names. One was shame Monique, the other almost Sparkles. There was

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like a uh I forgot with the
mermaid were you watching called drag Race No,

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and this this one guy bought a
building so he could put a giant

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aquarium in so he could put on
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It's like this click of people.
And there used to be this place in

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the fifties called Wiki Wiki Watchee or
something like that in Florida where they had

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live mermaid shows way back when.
So some of the old Mermaids come back

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to life. It is the weirdest
show ever. And some of these people

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spend five thousand dollars on a tail, five grand on a tail. Wow,

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they're beautiful, but it's kind of
a funky show. We know that

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Evan Quentin Tarantino spent ten grand on
a tail on toes tummy. Okay,

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now I'm not recommending it. I'm
not recommending it or not recommending it.

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It just is what it is.
If it's something that sounds interesting to you,

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then they're trying to wrap my head
around like the angle on it is

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just like like like like the aquatic
equivalent. Maybe maybe like they their whole

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lives are they just enjoy being performers
that they love being mermaids, like that's

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who they are. As a person
both what what are the what are the

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ones? Are they ferbies? Are
they the ones that dressed up like stuffed

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animals and have sex with each other? I mean they don't. This doesn't

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have a sexual eld. You ask
them, they would tell you that it's

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not about the sex. But they
know they're just animals. On the end,

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people don't this is not a sexual
thing for them. Oh but do

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you think though that sometimes they like
you can't tale, they mix work in

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pleasure? How do you do that
with a tail kind of opening or something

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else? You can? It would
be you can sacrilege. Do you think

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they make tails with openings? Maybe
making this sexual? I'm asking if it

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is sexual? No, it's not. You know that thing. No,

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I don't know that they explicitly sad
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Not looking at mermaid sex anyway.
So there's that one show that I

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loved because it's twisted and sick and
really dark. But I cannot bring myself

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to watch this season finale of Yellow
Jackets. I can't do it. I

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cannot do it because because gosh,
I don't want to. Okay, is

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it any secret that they become don't
tell me is it any secret though,

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I mean they allude to it,
they do. Well, something happens in

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the next to the last episode where
that might be a possibility. And my

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daughter started watching this show and she
was so disturbed. I'm like, you

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know what, Evan, I know
your personality. This will mess you up.

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Do not watch Yellow Jackets. It
will mess you up. But I

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like, I like this kind of
thing, but I can't. I just

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can't bring myself to watch the finale
because I'm too scared. And I definitely

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can't watch it at night. At
night. It gives you bad dreams.

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When did you no, big baby? I know right, I don't know

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what it is about this show,
but it's too real to me anyway.

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So there's that show, and then
ninety day brand new season started on Sunday

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night. Jasmin is back and she's
a train wreck. That's all I have

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to say about that. Oh,
Kimberly wants to go to lunch with you

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or both of us? Okay,
if the minute both of us, no,

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the minute you start having in a
lone time with Mike, Kimberly,

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We're gonna have problems. You're gonna
I know you well, Kimberly's gonna love

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you more than me, and then
you're gonna steal her away, and then

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well that's what's new. I know. I'm fired of it done. You're

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not taking away with my Kimbally anyway. I'm sure we would have fun if

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we all went to unch. We
would we all go to lunch. Stop

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trying to find that picture. You're
not gonna find it. If there's an

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extra chair we can pull up,
maybe, but no promises, my god.

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Yeah, so we'll get you a
booster seat because you're gonna look like

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a little baby after your face falls
off and they said they sorry, they

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said, no face melting in the
restaurant of it. It's gonna be so

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great. Years Are you so jealous? You are? He has a face

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of a baby, but I'm gonna
have the face of a baby, and

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you're gonna like be so incredibly jealous. I am. You're gonna want to

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run to see Cameron. Erica is
America's Baby's America's baby. I am America's

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baby. So what's this TV show
you're talking about? Have you seen Jury

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Duty? I don't never even heard
it. It is hilarious about it's about

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it's almost done, like, um, like a Park and Wreck, which

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I really like that show. Um, where it's it's kind of that live.

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Um, I don't want to say
live that scripted. It's unscripted.

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Yeah, it's like more like reality
TV hidden kind of yeah, and it's

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about it's about a group of jurors
that are on a case. Is it

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real? No? James Mars and
his in it and I love him.

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He is hilarious. I met him, you did. He is really really

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funny. So he and this other
guy are just so desperate to get out

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of jury duty and people were standing
up and they're like, it's just not

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for me, and the judges like, okay, well if it's not for

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you, then you should go.
And so they're like, oh, this

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is a shoe hit and they're like, yeah, it's not for me.

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really funny. Okay, good.
Do we have any suggestions for TV shows?

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Um? I've been watching Suits right
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How come why did you choose out
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streaming services did you choose suits.
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me greatly. I do like legal
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fact, our dog is named after
Harvey Specter name is Harvey gold Harvey because

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of that show. Oh yeah,
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Amazon Prime and I decided to watch
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funny? It's not like good funny. I thought it was like a it

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was more serious. It is,
and it isn't. How's Meg and Marcole

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in it? I hate her so
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fame and she's gotten annoying because she's
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in the news the other day for
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York. Oh I saw that if
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doesn't happen And the apparently lasted two
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yeah, everybody is calling bs.
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in traffic and someone was behind them
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to run in New York. This
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so she's but that's what they were
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like you know how Princess Diana felt. And I'm like, oh, brother,

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their attention seeking. I think they're
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terrible. Oh no, her character
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you know what she is until the
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it. So you recommend this or
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it's fine. It's a lot of
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it's Nathan Fielder. He's a comedian
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this show where he is a he's
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and knows it, but like is
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insane marketing strategies to drum up business
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You have to watch it. But
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like it. He took it.
He went to a coffee shop, and

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he paid to have it entirely rebranded
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something like that on the news and
everything. They drummed up lines like it

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was on the news. Legitimately they
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real, but it's it's funny.
I'd recommend it. They've got some good

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ones. All right. Well,
now before look at what I have one

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other thing on Netflix? Do you
like want of Sykes? She's a comedian

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her? I can take her?
Or Leavers? Who's the best comedian?

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You know that? Sebastian what's his
last name? Oh my god? He

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like I can't even pronounce his name
though he sure's Seinfeld? Maybe no,

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have we Chris Rock? He's good, he's good. Do we have Kevin

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Hart? He's good? I would
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say five years ago it was Louis
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think one of the sykes is hilarious. Louis k is the funniest. Who's

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the funniest female comedian? Probably definitely
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Amy Schumer? Oh she what happened
that she got so much hate? Why

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did she was stealing jokes? Oh? She's Honestly, I don't even think

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she's funny personally, Like, I've
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I've watched a couple of them.
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thought she was really funny. You
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don't think she's funny. And there
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and yeah, I'm amazed she survived
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in comedy. Okay, look what
I have, Okay, the bowl of

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questions. But first I'm going to
read you some random news. Okay,

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okay, let's play a little music
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surely something, Oh no, not
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news. What do you want Why
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What's wrong with so much water?
Today? Go? Yes, mommy,

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you can read here. I'm gonna
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both of you guys do do this
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slot while you're gone, I'll do
this one. Are you gen Z?

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Yeah? Okay? This is a
term from gen Z. Okay, called

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bed rotting. Have you heard of
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of a gen Z or totally are
gen Z's new favorite new term is bed

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rotting, where you stay in bed
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gen Z is using that word.
There's not much more to it than that

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that's fake. Where'd you get Who
wrote that? Someone who's definitely not gen

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Z? And there aren't many rules
either. I'm going to read you the

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story. Okay, you can sleep, eat, watch TV, or just

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stare at the ceiling. The only
rule is you're not allowed to feel guilty

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about it. Oh you should feel
guilty? Why you can't do that every

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once in a while, can't you? The term bedrotting and bed rott have

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been trending online. Yes, videos
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hundred million combined views on TikTok okay
three union combined views is not that much.

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Well, it's appealing to young people
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anything, so that he's in topic
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you have roommates or live at home, you're probably spending a lot of time

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in your room anyway. I don't
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regardless. Some people consider bed rotting
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I think it's lazy, sure,
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if you want to wind down,
it's fine. I mean, if you're

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one day a week, that's a
lot. Is that where people lay in

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bed all day bed rotting? If
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week, is that a healthy form
of self care? Because that's not self

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can yourself go? Yeah? Well, I feel like I want to say

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fu right now, I'm really mad. I think it's self care if you

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just want to find but let me
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Self care is getting your face peel
and like doing things yourself. And then

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I totally understand, but staying in
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Right, all right, all right, I'm just hey, I'm all about

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self care. Listen, don't shoot
the messenger. I'm just well, you

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said you wanted to shoot me.
I want to say, f you.

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I don't want to shoot you.
Well, okay, then I'm I'm effing

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the messenger. Here's a summer safety
tip. Don't leave your sunglasses on your

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dashboard, okay, or they could
turn the sun into a death ray and

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burn up your car. Oh,
don't think of a magnifying fire department in

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England posted a photo after it happened
to somebody's car this last weekend. It

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melted their dash and it burned a
big hole in their windshield. Don't leave

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your sunglasses on your dashboard. It
might be nice. I won't argue.

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Did you know? I think I'm
sure you know this. Did we talk

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about this last week? Did I
about Splash Mountain closing? Yeah? No,

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wait, well I know about it. Okay. So it closed for

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good last week after thirty four years. Wow, and it gave one person

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a panic attack. The last day
it was running, some girl hopped off

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in the middle of the ride and
the video went viral. It's pretty cool

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I do that for the last day. Oh yeah, probably she told somebody

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on the ride that she was freaking
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a thing I'm just wondering because they're
turning it into Princess and the Frog,

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Tiana's River Adventure, which I don't
know. How you turn a giant mountain

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with a log in it to a
buy you sure you can, Oh,

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you just make some little tweaks here
and there. I think the whole thing's

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kind of weird. So it doesn't
I don't know. It doesn't say when

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this is gonna be. It gonna
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There's one operating still in Tokyo.
If you're still interested in going to

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Splash Mountain Woway best karaoke songs of
all times. They've made a list.

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Don't stop, Belie. Oh I'm
gonna I'm gonna say, can't do you

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have the list of them? Well? Here here, let me read the

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story and then I'll tell you where
came from. Okay, wait, can

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we take some guesses at what we
think I would like to Yes, I

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think we should take some guesses.
Okay, you go and I'll go.

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Well, let me just tell you
people on TikTok we're fighting over this and

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giving and these are the top one
are these gen Z songs? No,

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okay, I'm gonna get my first
guesses, don't stop believing. I'm gonna

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say I've had the time of my
life from Dirty Dancing. I'm gonna say

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total Eclipse of the Heart. Oh
that's a good one. I'm gonna say.

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Nope, none of those, mister
Brightside like a virgin. No.

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Um, come on, there's one
that's obvious that they sing at ball games,

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Take Me onto the Ball. They
sing it in in uh Boston.

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No, well, there's a bon
Jovi song in here. Oh no,

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they don't do that in Boston.
But they sing Sweet Carola. No,

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I said there is a bo Yes, that's on the list. Okay,

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So I was thinking of the other
boy song Dead or Alive. Uh so

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Sweet Caroline is the number twenty six, by the way, But here's the

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list. Is some guy on TikTok
Okay, So I don't know our news

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is coming from one guy on TikTok. Since you've been gone by Kelly Clarkson.

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Okay, Yeah, isn't you being
gone? Oh I can't respect Okay,

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come on, Eileen, Yeah,
I so it's a good song.

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No, they've played it too much. All right, I'm not gonna take

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slander about the Midnight writers absolutely hate
that song. It's my number one song.

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It's Island and the Sun wheezer.
Yeah, that's true. It's the

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end of the world now it's too
Uh. Also, we didn't still at

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the Fire. That's a good song. Billy Joe Living on a Prayer Okay,

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piano man, yeah, Sweet Caroline, ye man, I feel a

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lack of woman nut pass I want
it that way? Tell me why?

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Yes, there, I will survive
Glory Gainer Special Bohemian Rhapsody. Yeah,

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okay, that's a that is epic
epic. No Shallow by Lady Gaga and

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Bradley Cooper. That's on this list. Oh I could see that? Yeah

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okay, Yeah. I feel like
if it's been written in the past five

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years, it shouldn't be on karaoke
playlist. And uh, that's all that's

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on the play Oh there's one more. I Got Friends and Please Yeah yeah,

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but I'm gonna anyway Garth Brooks anyway. So that's that's that. And

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now finally, the these final words
in this year's National Spelling b Let's see

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how many you guys can get if
we can spell them. Yes, all

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right, you need a pen or
do you want to know? You should

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do this live? Don't? They
don't have a pen, right, they

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just say it? Oh, okay, we'll just keep score. Okay,

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here we go. Okay. Fracas
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last episode of Succession and it caused
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as correct knack. I've never been
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a knack for it. kN A
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he was too la. Eric,
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even know what loges? You know? They go down? And that that

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ice slide thing in a in a
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like that. Anyway, there's that
all right. Now we're gonna do each

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a question from the bowl of questions, and we're gonna end this thing or

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maybe more. Who knows. I
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I have some old ones in here. I have ones in that you've

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never answered before. Hi, Marie, Okay, where you wants to go

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first? Who wants to go first? Eric? You want to go first?

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Okay? Great? Okay. If
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age you want from month, what
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I would choose twenty one. I
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nothing hardly any to pig from hell. You could pick you know, fourteen,

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that might have been fun for you. Why would you go back to

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the time when you had no rights? I would do probably like ten,

404
00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:18.319
you know what. I just I
was thinking twenty seven it would be fun.

405
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:22.440
But then I just realized I had
a great year in nineteen seventy six.

406
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:25.519
I for some reason, I remember
that year and it was fun and

407
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:30.920
my parents were like and it was
like so fun and we played in the

408
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:37.119
yard and it was a great Fourth
of July and like everything was going good.

409
00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:40.759
Everything was great. I had a
great childhood. Yeah, I'm going

410
00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:45.759
back to I was eight seven or
eight. Yeah, see, yeah,

411
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:48.799
yeah, I understand. I get
you. I think read. Okay,

412
00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:51.839
Brian, come pick one. Are
you wanting to pick one for you?

413
00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:56.640
No? I want to reach it. Oh my god, Okay we are

414
00:31:56.000 --> 00:32:00.880
Yeah, we're pretty far. Here
we go. It was written one who

415
00:32:00.920 --> 00:32:07.119
wrote this one out? If one
stat hovered over the heads of all humans,

416
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:12.440
what would you want it to tell
you? Body count? That'd be

417
00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:19.440
awkward count st with because that'd be
so funny, hilarious. I don't even

418
00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:22.400
care. I just think it'd be
so funny. I will want to know

419
00:32:22.599 --> 00:32:28.200
like who is on drugs, like
like what they're on. That's the stat.

420
00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:30.720
I don't think you need that stat. That's pretty awkward. Usually it

421
00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:34.519
is pretty aw no way you're on
thatth I would never would have guess,

422
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.119
I know, I know, I
know. Do you have one? You

423
00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:43.359
didn't answer the question what stat?
Same? Yeah? Well I think body

424
00:32:43.400 --> 00:32:45.480
can't be funny. Yeah, yeah, that would be funny, especially when

425
00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:52.160
you meet something. Oh my god, you're like one of my exes claim

426
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:55.640
he slept with two hundred women.
I believe that's crazy. Guy. Yeah,

427
00:32:57.240 --> 00:32:58.960
yes, not me. I just
want to throw it out there,

428
00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:00.799
but I know, yeah, that's
not like the craziest thing I've ever heard.

429
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:05.319
Laura Kane, if you could change
sex for a week, would you

430
00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:08.400
do it? Do you think it's
easier being male or female gender? I

431
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:14.200
thought were I was like, how
would you change that? I would,

432
00:33:14.839 --> 00:33:17.480
yes, just out of curiosity,
A because I want to pee out of

433
00:33:17.559 --> 00:33:21.119
that thing. I think it'd be
fun just to like handle it and be

434
00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:23.160
able to pee and not have to
sit down, just like do it anywhere

435
00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:25.079
you do in the yard. You
could do it in the you know,

436
00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:29.160
the just wrying to throw out there
are laws against where you could pee.

437
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:31.079
I'm saying like, if we're not
on a road trip or something, whatever,

438
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:34.599
you can win that saying out.
It's pretty handy. I also want

439
00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:37.359
to know what a male orgasm feels
like. That could be very cool.

440
00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:42.599
It feels great, so do female
ones. What's the first thing you would

441
00:33:42.640 --> 00:33:46.200
do? I would pee first,
and then you would go jerk off.

442
00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:51.359
Then I would go jerk off.
Oh my god, I forgot about that.

443
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:55.000
I wouldn't I respect so much.
I couldn't. I couldn't be a

444
00:33:55.079 --> 00:34:00.200
woman for two seconds. I think
it might be difficult to be it's the

445
00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:02.279
first oh my god, the first
period cramp I got. I would I

446
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:05.359
don't know what I would do?
Yeah, how long you would be the

447
00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:09.880
peel me off the ceiling to see
one week or one month? Um?

448
00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:15.199
I think it'said a week's first thing
week. First thing I do is get

449
00:34:15.199 --> 00:34:22.000
a hysterecto me stop it. I
honestly do not know how women it's fun

450
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:24.320
being a woman. It's hard,
but it's also powerful. We just have

451
00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:28.199
to worry about getting boners in public. That's all we have to worry about.

452
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:30.679
I mean, well, I would
love to have sex with no like

453
00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:38.920
no feelings or no expectations or guilt
or emotions, and just I don't know

454
00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:44.039
men can just like no, women
can't. Women cannot well, some women

455
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:47.920
can, yes, but most women
you catch feelings. It's too it's too

456
00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:52.079
intimate. I would say. There's
a lot of guys out there though,

457
00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:53.920
that do that. Really Okay,
it's unhealthy too, I don't think it's

458
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:59.079
I don't think it's healthy for to
have sex with No. I agree totally.

459
00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:01.360
Yeah, But okay, so I
jerk off, have sex and pee,

460
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:06.599
That's what I would do. Yeah, I think guys would probably do

461
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:10.599
the same exact thing. You'd masterpate
as a woman. Maybe you try it's

462
00:35:12.039 --> 00:35:15.320
it's it's not as easy, You're
not as easy. Yeah, No,

463
00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:19.320
I agree to find I probably look
at myself naked for a while. Oh

464
00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:24.039
yeah, I'd grab my boobs.
Yeah, Like I mean, I'd have

465
00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:27.960
to get used to feeling I'm having
weight on my chest, which is you

466
00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:30.639
know, yeah, I'd like I'd
have to get used to having something between

467
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:34.079
my legs all the time. That
would be really weird. And where do

468
00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:38.480
I put it? Usually? Wow, Honestly, you kind of just kind

469
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:43.360
of forget about after two minutes well, are you left or right or up?

470
00:35:43.679 --> 00:35:45.039
Or what? You know? How
you're supposed to dress left or right?

471
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:49.480
Or is there like do you have
a side? Is that a thing?

472
00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:52.880
Eric? Is that a thing?
Do you do left or right?

473
00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:54.039
Or up or down? Like?
How do you put it in your pants?

474
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:58.639
Pens? Left? You go?
Let you always do the same.

475
00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:02.360
Okay, that's interesting to me.
I has to think about that way you'd

476
00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:07.679
switch it up. I'm just not
consciously aware. Oh, kind of let

477
00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:10.400
me know, I kind of let
where the cards fall? I see,

478
00:36:10.440 --> 00:36:15.239
I see? Wait what am I
doing? That was my question? It's

479
00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:23.360
our last question. If you could
travel one hundred years into the future but

480
00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:30.360
never return, would you do it? And no? I would? Well

481
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:34.480
why why would you? Okay,
well hold up and never return? Yeah?

482
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:37.280
If I had no attachments here,
yeah, d would Oh yeah,

483
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:40.320
if I didn't have any attachments,
I totally would you want to see what

484
00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:43.840
the future is like? No?
Because I don't. I'm too scared of

485
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:51.760
artificial intelligence. Like I'm freaking out
about that. I'm so scared. You

486
00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:54.480
shouldn't be. I am okay.
Right now, let's say artificial intelligence becomes

487
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:59.239
self aware. What's it gonna do? What if it starts catching emotions and

488
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:02.760
it's going to do humanity. They
can be. It can do things so

489
00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:06.320
much better than humans can. But
what is it going to do? Like,

490
00:37:06.440 --> 00:37:07.880
what are we going to give it? Allow it to do? It'll

491
00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:12.199
do what it wants to do.
We won't have rules because they're not making

492
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:15.519
rules like they should be. It's
still it's still just a let's say it's

493
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:17.840
conscious. It's still just consciousness in
the box, like it has a finite

494
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:23.920
Like there's no possibility it can create
like a being. Oh, I don't

495
00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:28.480
know, Brian, exactly, it
can't, don't I think don't like I

496
00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:31.000
think those are those are far fetched? Like, well, wasn't there some

497
00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:36.920
dude like speaking to Congress like please, we need laws. The concern with

498
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:39.400
AIS that's going to put people out
of work. That's that, But that's

499
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:44.119
an easy addressed problem. That's easily
addressed problem. Also, right now,

500
00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:45.639
AI is just really good at searching
the internet, like that's all it does

501
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:51.880
well for now. But look how
quickly humanity has an advanced agree but last

502
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:53.639
years it's good at compiling data and
giving an answer. But like it's not,

503
00:37:53.880 --> 00:37:58.280
it's not humans. Well I hope
you are right. And now here's

504
00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:05.840
right, right, If would you
rather end all wars or world hunger?

505
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:13.199
Um, Jesus, I know tough
is tough, but I have my answer.

506
00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:19.360
I'm gonna say world hunger me too. There's no positive to world hungered,

507
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:22.760
as crappy as it sounds. There
are positives to wars. They're like

508
00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:25.559
there, it's a sacrifice, but
typically for a better outcome than previous.

509
00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:28.920
So like if you don't, if
you have no wars and you have no

510
00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:36.519
possibility for change. So I mean
for mayor Brian for president, don't do

511
00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:38.679
it. Listen, Brian, don't
do anything shady from now on, because

512
00:38:38.800 --> 00:38:43.199
you easily could become a good politician. Do anything shady. I don't want

513
00:38:43.199 --> 00:38:45.519
to be a politician. Well you're
smart enough, maybe, but I don't

514
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:50.880
think there's such thing as a non
corrupt politician. No one's clean. Just

515
00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:53.320
don't do anything, don't do any
naughty, don't do anything. Now,

516
00:38:53.599 --> 00:38:55.880
look at Joe Biden. Not to
get political, but that dude has like

517
00:38:55.920 --> 00:39:00.760
the most milktoast career and he's still
got that's you know, alligat of corruption.

518
00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:05.000
Yeah, well true, no way
to be clean and politics true?

519
00:39:06.039 --> 00:39:10.880
What quality or feature would you change
about yourself. Oh my god, this

520
00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:15.039
is tough. Yeah. I don't
want to be totally down on myself.

521
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:22.360
Um well, feature probably would be
my nose. Maybe I would change.

522
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:23.559
I'm not gonna do it. I'm
not gonna get a Nosehell, don't worry.

523
00:39:23.719 --> 00:39:25.960
I do love my nose. It's
like my dad. My dad has

524
00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:30.199
the same exact nose. But it's
hard to find sunglasses because I have a

525
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:32.039
wide nose bridge and it's hard for
me to find sunglasses. So maybe that

526
00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:43.800
um quality? Um oh god,
um my time management? Is that a

527
00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:46.400
quality? Yeah? Sure? Actually
real quick? Though. It is interesting

528
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:51.960
how like noses are so varying amongst
humans, but sunglasses do not cater at

529
00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:53.679
all to that. They sure do
not all the same. It's really interesting.

530
00:39:53.719 --> 00:39:57.280
And they sit up so high on
my face. It's weird when you

531
00:39:57.360 --> 00:40:00.360
think about though, that sunglasses are
all the same. So true, so

532
00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:04.840
hard one shirt size for everybody?
Do we miss you? Did we do

533
00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:07.440
you? What? Oh? I
already went around? Oh my god,

534
00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:12.679
we're done. Did I guess that
one the world? Wait? Oh yeah,

535
00:40:13.719 --> 00:40:15.840
Oh my god. You guys are
acting like me right now? Start

536
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:22.760
it? Okay? Hey, if
you would subscribe to our YouTube channel,

537
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:25.559
we'd love it. We'd love it
if you subscribe to our Instagram channel.

538
00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:29.920
We love it, really love that
four nine and nine a month and you

539
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:34.880
get to come to our frigging,
huge, massive, incredible fun party on

540
00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:38.000
August seventeenth. No details yet,
but they will trickle out as the as

541
00:40:38.039 --> 00:40:40.639
the weeks go by, and we
already have a spot. It's going to

542
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:50.360
be insane Thursday Thursday. Because I'm
so smart, I don't trust people.

543
00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:53.480
The insult the day we're gonna do
a live show. I know that,

544
00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:58.599
So we'll do with the Thursday show
live and that's all I'm gonna say.

545
00:40:58.679 --> 00:41:00.800
Save the date you're going. I
don't want to be there. It's a

546
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:05.039
it's at location. Oh, you're
definitely gonna want It's gonna be so freaking

547
00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:08.519
fun. Bring your panties or not
or not? No, bring your pants

548
00:41:09.679 --> 00:41:15.880
you it's at a strip club.
Ready, no bras, no hints,

549
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:20.840
no hints at a strip club.
I am not sucking your toes. Oh,

550
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:23.920
come on for the podcast. I
wouldn't Yeah, I wouldn't go near

551
00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:31.360
those things. I wouldn't either,
You're right, Brian. Anyway, Okay,

552
00:41:31.760 --> 00:41:37.039
love you guys, Thanks so much
for watching. O Yeah we're ready

553
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:45.079
to dial this down. No,
maybe the cheering is the cheering gone.

554
00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:50.920
I don't want to go. What
happened to the cheers? All right?

555
00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:53.400
So many buds over all? Do
there we go. We need to get

556
00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:58.760
a good shows. Need a drum
roll. I'll get it dialed. I'll

557
00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:01.239
figure it out. You mean a
dunt dunk. Yeah, like that,

558
00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:07.039
like a drum roll, or like
a boom, like a drum that's a

559
00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:12.679
yeah, tify something. Okay,
we'll get them both in there. So

560
00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:15.400
when you make a bad joke I've
never made once, I wouldn't know.

561
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:23.599
Oh, all right, love you
guys, accident. I did not mean

562
00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:29.159
to hit that. Thank you,
and love your podcast. Love you guys,

563
00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:32.480
thank you, You're welcome. Now
let me go feel my face.

564
00:42:32.519 --> 00:42:36.760
I'm gonna start accepting the word love
in any form as a as a closing

565
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:40.800
closer. Yeah, I know right, I love you. Thank you.

566
00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:45.599
He said that's it. I know
he's not kidding. He's gonna dump this

567
00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:51.840
the minute you say that word one
more time. We've got like a couple

568
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:53.480
more minute. The rest of us
have have to actually make sure the show

569
00:42:53.559 --> 00:42:58.320
goes up. Yeah, the two
of us have to deal with like issues

570
00:42:59.159 --> 00:43:01.159
work here. Yeah, so us
have to deal. Some of you just

571
00:43:01.280 --> 00:43:12.400
aren't the talent, Yes, yes, the miserly talent. Hey, writer,

572
00:43:12.519 --> 00:43:17.440
strike isn't over. Okay go baby
go. I love you Locke,

573
00:43:19.199 --> 00:43:21.880
do it, Brian, Love you
my sweet babies, love your podcast,

574
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:30.559
babies you. How long is