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You're killing me already. Sorry,
I'm Laura Caane. This is Eric Rimmer

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and producer Brian. Hello, So
did you get drenched today? Did you

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okay? All roads in and around
Fashion Valley blocked off? Yeah, flooded,

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but that always happens during the rain. But again, if you see

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a sign that says do you not
cross, and it looks like maybe the

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smallest bit of water, don't do
it. There they this is the traffic

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reporter in me. They are mommy
and the mom don't do it because you

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will. Then you're gonna have to
have a water rescue and then it's gonna

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be super embarrassing and you don't want
to do that. You do not want

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to do that. You sound like
you hate fun. Fun. That's not

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fun. Oh my god, there
have been so many rescues. You know

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what else has been You know what
else is completely flooded in a giant mud

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slide my patio. Oh oh well, it's all like this thick, like

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an inch thick of mud everywhere.
But ob got slammed, TV got slammed

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Point Loma. There was one person
on my Instagram that said that she was

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landlocked. She's like in the Point
Loma Obe area and she was landlocked and

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could not get like anywhere. And
then the seventy eight was closed at the

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five because of all the flooding,
and I understand that the westbound lanes are

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now open. And then there's a
really bad accident that happened a couple hours

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ago. There's a SIG alert.
Not doing a traffic report just because you

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know why, because I was looking
up flooded roads just to see what was

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flooded, because what did it rain
like crazy today? Yeah, And I

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saw that there was an accident that
had shut down the fifteen north between the

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eight and Friars. So they're doing
an investigation out there. It's a SIG

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alert and they are diverting traffic onto
the eight. So hopefully you're nice and

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comfortable sitting around out at home and
Pj's listening to us. That would be

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great, great, great great.
Okay, So we were going to have

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a guest on today. Her name
is Lucida Kay, and she works for

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Cogo, which is then iHeart station
and co Goo's the news station. Anyway,

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she does something called Goodness, Today's
goodness or good news. I forgot,

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I forgot the exact name of it, but it's it's a segment that

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she does and she's called Goodness.
It's something goodness, and she only talks

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about good, positive stories. And
I'm really interested to talk to her because

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she says that the way that she
was brought up and where she was brought

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up, she should not have all
this joy in her heart that she does,

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so that should be very very interesting. She's always so sweet to me

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in the halls. I'm like,
you should be on our podcast because you're

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so she's so full of personality.
But she said that she has one headlight

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that's working right now, and she
did not want to drive. And and

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you said it was raining already,
it was downpouring. We're out of the

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East County. I thought we were. Maggie said, she's at home with

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the heater on. Laura doesn't put
the heater on in this bitch because she

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likes my high beams. So no, because I don't like paying the electric

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bill. That's why I have my
cakes on. I see that I don't

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have a bran, but you don't
see any nips because I have my cakes

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on. I don't have my cakes
on. Okay, what else did I

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want to talk about? Oh?
If you go on our website, I

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want especially if you donated to the
Magic Holiday Box O fun, the twelve

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hundred dollars holiday box that was won
by Monique Rona. Yes, then you

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this is spot. This will not
continue. Don't wave it him, you

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guys, don't wave it way.
No. You can send fire, send

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fire emojis if you want to,
or hands, send hands. So now

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everybody's gonna wave blow no, no, no. So anyway, we were

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raising money for the women in recovery
at the doll Face Club Dollhouse. You're

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you're making me very distracted with this
whole thing. Now you just keep talking

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thanking him for me, Matt,
because he's like an artistic child, and

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you can't you can you can?
You can you have words with him that

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this is not great podcast? You
keep talking Eric a sidebar with me.

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I deal with her. She comes
to me and she's like, can you

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fix him? I'm like no,
I can't fix him, Like I am

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unfixable, little fire. Thank you, thank you. Anyway. The doll

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Face Club Sober Living Home, all
the money raised was used to rent a

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big, giant bus so they could
all go up to Big Bear. They

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had this big retreat and they were
all going to take super cars and caravan,

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so they got to rent this big
cool like luxury bus van thing and

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all go together. Because of all
the donations that we got, that's amazing.

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Guys are awesome. So anyway,
I just wanted to say thank you.

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And if you want to see the
video, it's a really cute video

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and it's all the girls just saying
thank you and they're up a big bear

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and it's on our website, Laura
Kane after Dark if you want to go

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look at that, and please,
if you are on Instagram or and you

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haven't followed us on Instagram, that
would be great. If you're on YouTube

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and you haven't subscribed, that would
be awesome if you would subscribe, I

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love you it, and then maybe
Laura won't yell at me as much.

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Well, okay, say I have. There's several things to talk about.

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First of all, we need to
talk about the playoffs, right what?

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Why? Well, because next subject
is now, no, can I take

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a nap? I kind of agree. I don't really care about this either.

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No, but this was big.
I'm going to take a nap because

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you know how, you know how
Taylor is dating the kelt Kelsey. Dude,

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Taylor Lawtner is gay. Jason Travis
and Taylor. Travis and Taylor those

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the ones that are dating Taylor Lawn
and Travis Kelsey are dating Taylor Swift.

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You didn't shut up? Oh my
god, you guys are. The big

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thing is every single football game where
this guy is trying to play is upstage

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because she's up in the wrap,
you know, the fancy seats right,

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and she's with like the mahone Mahone's
girlfriend or whatever, Brittany, and they're

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always like hugging and stuff when they
get a touchdown. Blah blah blah.

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Well, Jason Kelsey, who's Travis's
brother and just got knocked out of the

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playoffs, what upstaged Taylor at the
game? Because they're brothers. They're brothers,

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but they're on different teams. This
is a Travis just a Travesty.

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I'm real. I'm like talking about
this like I know what I talking about.

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I recently watched part of a Chiefs
game and it was obnoxious how often

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they showed her like I like,
I could not care less see, but

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well I do see eyall is not
for you, no, but things like

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surrounding football and stuff like that are
like that would I would have watched that

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game, darn it. And so
they won, right, the Chiefs versus

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the Ravens and the Lions and the
forty nine ers. Those are the playoffs,

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right? You know who you sound
like right now? Who Charlie Brown's

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mother? I have totally. Anyway, the big thing was that Jason Travis's

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brother showed up to cheer him on
and he upstaged Taylor. So finally somebody

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upstage Taylor. They might get engaged
the summer too, well, I would

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not be surprised if they had a
baby, if she was pregnant by summer.

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If they have a baby, then
we'll have this the next greatest like

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baby Boom generation. Ever, oh
god, every white woman with that,

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that would not be a good idea
because then all the Swifties will go out

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and get knocked up. Well,
and there'll be a lot of angry parents

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like thirty one thirty two Swift.
If she gets pregnant, every white woman

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in America will end up will get
pregnant too, just because she's pregnant and

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they want to be like her.
They all name their daughter's Taylor. No,

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they're not, No, and no
they're not. We're not that it'll

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be the worst generation. No,
I think yours is not the boom.

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No, or you're the one because
we Okay, so we're gen X.

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There's baby boomers gen X, yes, and then millennial and you're a millennial.

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No, I'm gen Z. Oh
you are gen Z Millennial ends like

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the late the early nineties. Oh
okay, okay. If you ask millennials

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and Gen zs though, they'll say
the baby boomers are the worst generation because

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well because they're the oldest. Now. Yeah, I don't know if everyone

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wants to blame everyone else, see
the baby boomers and the gen xers are

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the bet I think everyone sucks.
Is my philosophy is not positivity. We

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didn't want to spread that. Its
real. And what's the generation now?

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I think it's gen Z and then
Jen why maybe? Or something? Jen?

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Why? Okay? Anyway, Wow, okay, So do we have

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some double D? Good double D? We do real quick? We should

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probably talk about some of our sponsors. Yes, I know I was getting

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to that. I was teazing.
No, I was just teasing to see

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if there was anything you were like, let's go into double D. You

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mean my host chat the real fast. We haven't even done host Chat yet

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and you're skipping straight to Double D. No. I was just, oh,

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we weren't even doing hostat because you
had to go on and on about

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sports. I was just going to
tease if he had something cool coming in

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Double D Taylor Swift for like ten
minutes. Can you tease something coming up

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in the dirt? Yes? What
if Taylor Swift comes out of your mouth?

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I am going to end this show
right now. Stop and Taylor Swift

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news. Well, it's about one
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That was really fun. You're welcome. You're talking here. Okay. So

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I want to know from you guys
if you've ever done what I did Thursday,

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no Wednesday into Thursday. Okay.
So this last week I filled in

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for somebody at work and I worked
a split shift. I worked from five

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am to ten am, and then
I worked from three to six every day

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except for Monday. Okay. So
I mean, and if you don't have

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a regimented schedule, that split shift
will kick your butt because you get home,

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you know you're doing stuff, and
then you it's like, all of

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a sudden, it's ten o'clock.
You're like, oh crap, I have

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to wake up at four and do
this all over again. It's like the

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tough tough. So I decided I'm
like, all right, I'm gonna wear

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something to bed that I can easily
wear to work. Well, there's your

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first mistake. No, no,
I thought it was really smart. You

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planned to just get a bed and
go. Yes, okay, Hey,

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four o'clock in the morning comes really
fast, and it comes really hard,

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and it smacks you in the ass. I'm telling you, it smacks you

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everywhere at that So, yes,
it does. So I wore this little

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sweatsuit that would be appropriate for work
as well. I just put on my

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tennis shoes in the morning, brushed
my hair, put on a cap,

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and went to work. Uh huh. So I had showered that morning,

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so I didn't shower that night.
Okay, So you went like twenty four

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hours without shower. Yes, so
there's that. Then I fell asleep before

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I washed my face, so I
had my fake eyelashes on and some makeup.

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So I fell asleep wearing the clothes
purposely, but not the face of

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makeup. Purposely. Got it,
but I fell asleep. So when I

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woke up, I had a face
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I went shopping, I went to
the dog park. I went back to

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work, all in the same clothes, same makeup, no shower. Why

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wouldn't you go home in between the
split shifts? I did? I did,

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and I didn't change my clothes either, because I just thought, what's

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the point to not stink? Probably
I don't. I didn't do anything that

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would have made me stink like I
wasn't well. I actually I did.

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I went to the dog park.
Oh, so or was getting fired next

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week? I think I didn't take
that sweatsuit off until it was more like

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thirty six hours I was in the
same clothes. It's so gross. I

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know. There's gotta be somebody else
that has done this. No, your

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undercarriage was probably screaming for an interview. I'm not filthy. I'm not sweating.

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I'm not out there sweating doing I
don't think I've sweated so in a

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very long time, which is a
bad thing. Actually, let me just

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say last week I was sick,
and I still showered every single day.

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See, oh, when I'm sick, the last thing I want to do

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is take a shower. When you're
not sick, you barely shower. It's

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bad for your skin. Is skidding, I'm kidding. I shower. I

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shower sometimes. Did I shower today, Yes, of course I did.

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I did it a couple of days
ago. You did, Okay, Yeah,

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I had showered a couple days ago. No, I was having dinner

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and the person who had the dinner
said, I had a glass of wine

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with dinner and it was a very
nice wine. And I thought, oh,

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you know, I'm going to a
dinner party in a couple of weeks

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and I was like, oh,
I'd like to get some Well, it

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came from grocery outlet and it was
a Spanish wine. It was a hundred

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dollar bottle of wine for nine ninety
nine. So I was like, well,

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how did okay, blah blah blah, back up, you bought this

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wine at grocery outlet, bargain market. Yes, how did you know when

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you because you're not a wine guy. No, how did you know that

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that wine was such a great deal? That's what I was told. And

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I looked it up online. Oh
I know, it was like the same

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exactly, like exact, like near
everything. It was a two thousand and

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eight and I thought, well,
it was on Monday, when we have

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the holiday. I had to work, so I was like, well,

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if I go at lunch and I
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I'm just going to go before work. So it was eight o'clock in

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the morning. I woke up,
just looked like trash and went and bought

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it. That's fair, wake up
trash in the morning, go buy a

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bottle of wine. I'm sure no
one had any connotations. This was so

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horrible. I bought several bottles,
and then I bought a thing of yogurt

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so that they wouldn't think, how
are you going to drink this? Now,

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that's how you cure it. That's
how you curre it. Hangover.

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You wake up hungover, You'll get
some yogurt and then you drink. No,

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I wasn't last Oh no, I
wasn't hungover at all. Well,

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that's how it looked like the timeline. I'm I'm you've lost me a little

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bit. You went to the grocery
outlet center, Yes, to grocery shop.

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You saw this wine? No,
no, no, no no.

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I was at a dinner the night
before, oh when you had had that

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safess okay, and I wanted to
get it before they ran out. I

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see, So how many bottles did
you end up getting? Uh? Did

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you say? Five? You bought
five balls of wine? Wine's really good,

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though, is it red? Yes? In my old age, I've

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come to appreciate wine, which kind
all of them. See, I was

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a white wine I was a shardenay
girl. Oh my god, I do

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love sparkling white wine. Though some
of that stuff's really good. Oh my

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god, don't even talk to me
about that kind of stuff. But I

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was on the phone with Karen and
I go, oh my god, You're

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never gonna believe where I am right
now? What time does that store open?

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Eight? And I was there at
like eight ten with your pillow pillow

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marks on your face. Oh totally. And I looked, didn't wash my

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face, didn't shower, I look
like And I said to Karen, Oh

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my god, You're never gonna believe
where I'm. I'm buying wine at grocery

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outlet at eight o'clock in the morning. I just want to know. You're

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like, oh, I have a
dinner party, I'll just get some wine.

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And you bought five bottles of it? What type of like are you

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going to like a mixer's? Like? What's But I just want to make

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sure that there's in case you have
wine, In case he has a dinner

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party to go to you in the
future, you can bring this really expensive

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you're just staying stocked up on it. I am staying stocked up. Yes,

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you can sell it online. Maybe
make it ninety bucks. I could

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well not if they solve for ten
bucks elsewhere. Well. True, well

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he bought it all up. It's
all. No, it's not okay.

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The woman in front of me was
like, oh, maybe what is that?

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Maybe I should get some of them
all. No, don't get any

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I'm buying it all up so that
nobody else has to taste that. It's

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terrible because I think you're lying,
and I'm like, whoa, of course

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you were. What's your Is that
your host chat? No? Okay,

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what, oh god? My host
chat is Have you ever seen the movie

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Walk of Shame with Elizabeth Banks?
No, like a terrible movie. I

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know. The term is so funny. I've done it in college in like

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a in it. Each week you
just proved incapable of sharing something too much?

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Was it? Last week you're like, I only took it up the

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bum twice? Okay, yeah,
I'll never forget please, please, I

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will never forget that. Please.
And this week she's like, you have

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done the Walk of Shame dug in
college? Dug in an Indian costume,

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duh, holding like high heels,
duh. Like oh boy, what yes,

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see see then you you keep going? I know, I know,

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I was was this Halloween week st
s U. Yes, it used to

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be a nightmare out there. God
did you used to live out near there?

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No? But I go to school
out there. Oh yeah, that's

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right. Oh in my day though, when I mean in my day when

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we're still pounded out our stories on
tablets. Is it more strict or less

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strict or I don't know, But
it's like three hundred people all walking through

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the boulevard wearing next to nothing,
and it's like, you know, sixty

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degrees outside. Oh yeah, and
it's just And also the problem is it

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takes forever to get anywhere because there's
many people in the midle of the street

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just walking to their parties between College
and Montezuma'. That's what it used to

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be when I lived downtown. And
then you know what they called ubers that

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would drop a bunch of girls off
in front of a night club. What

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they called it a whoreror canoe.
That's pretty good, yeah, because they

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would all get out of it wearing
the exact same dress and it just did

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a different color. I haven't been
downtown a long time, but I'm sure,

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I'd be shocked by the length of
the skirts. If the skirts were

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any shorter, you'd see full Like. Let me ask you guys a question

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before I get into your host chat. I'm just curious, do you prefer

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well, you like boobs, right, your fine boobs? Boobs are great?

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Do we like under the under boot? Blow? Side? No?

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Side boob, no, under boob, just top? No, you have

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to pick one. You have to
pick a side or under so ridiculous?

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All three? No? But which
verbally naked? You two are perves?

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Wait? Side boober, under boob? What's it? Okay? Under boob

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is one? Okay, Well,
so if we're you're asking if it's an

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outfit that only that has like a
little slit baby at the bottom versus just

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like a long I don't know that
shows like this. Yeah, i'd probably

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have to say, if I had
to choose, I'd have to probably say

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side boob, under boob is so
stupid, it's side bob sexier. Yeah,

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I would agree. I don't think
there's anything wrong with under boob,

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but sideboob tends to be classier.
Yes, under boob is trashy, Yes

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it is, it's just now that's
okay. In certain contexts. But side

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boob can be classy. Yes,
I agree, I mean an under boot

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I go wrong so fast. Oh
yes. Also sideboob works with all people

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of all sizes. Under boom does
not know good, especially if you're under

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boob is hanging out like right around
your belly button. Then that's what we

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call full coverage at that point,
really bad. Okay, I'm sorry to

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interrupt. Continue your host chat.
My host chat. Is I have bone

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to pick with you? Oh?
Me? Yes? What do I send

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you the cutest little videos and stuff
and you send me a response that says

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I have never What was your response
say? Knowing stuff like Eric, stop

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Eric, this is disgusting. She
sent me a text that said, this

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is exactly what it said. I
hate this. Stop it. I will

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not open any of the videos you
send me. Never again. That's a

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little harsh, I know, never
never like never, Yeah, never,

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there's so sweet. Do you know
how many videos he sends me daily?

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About? Maybe between eight and ten. That's pretty normal. Actually I get

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more than that, a lot more
from one person. Yeah, okay,

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but you know what they all are? What? Either animals puking people puking

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inanimate objects looking like they're puking.
And then this last thing was completely different

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than that, but something I certainly
did not need to see, and unfortunately

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I didn't have the option of clicking
on it. Are you gonna show him

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what you sent me? I'm gonna
look up. I'm gonna find some st

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Brian. It was a durable all
it says, Brian, is this you

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need? Well? No, don't
show them, no because it's too grown.

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But the caption is the baby shower
is canceled. I wasn't pregnant.

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It's basically a toilet with a big, giant poop in it. And he

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sends me that picture and I'm like, what do you think? What?

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What? What do you think?
My reaction is gonna be am I gonna

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laugh at it? Of course,
I'm gonna go cross. Let's just you're

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gonna laugh at it? Okay,
because Laura's phone is busy, Eric,

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if I send you something on Instagram
and now can you show Laura? Sure?

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Okay, Brian, damn it,
Brian, Brian. Brian and I

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are like this, this is why
I don't watch I'm never ever ever going

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to watch a video you send me
again, Brian, They never my brother.

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Okay, I just sent you a
video show Laura that it's it's pretty.

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It's not Laura, it's not just
watch the end nothing, it's not

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crazy. No, okay, that's
that makes me makes it has to do

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with st su because we're just talking
about it. Okay, it's a girl.

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Oh my god. That whoops,
My bad, that was the wrong

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I meant I meant to send.
Oh my god, that was awesome.

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God, you know what. I
stopped watching the minute she went like this.

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Just she barely even like this.
Her throat was like red too.

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I just I just sent you a
heart. Oh I got that. Thank

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you. No, Eric, I
will never ever open a video from you

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again, no ever, ever.
Ever. Here's another good one we could

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send to Laura. Laura, if
you if you don't open them, then

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I have no voice. Oh that
was amazing. That was amazing, Laura.

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It's just helping you, God,
just helping you. No, it's

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not, and I are here to
help. This is not immersive therapy.

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It is it's great. Oh my
god. Projectile vomiting is the worst thing

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to ever see. I love you
so much totally. Okay, are you

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done? Because we got to get
to the double d's and then I want

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to talk about some shows I watched
while it was already Oh my god,

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yes, I think you would be. I think you would be hugely,

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hugely. We don't have We're totally
dissimilar in our tastes. Why don't you

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just before you talk about just tell
me the names? I'll give you.

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Well, the curse, No,
yes, I know exactly I'm going to

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tell you. I don't know that. It's what every woman gets once a

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month. That's with Nathan Fielder and
Emma Stone, isn't it? Yes?

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Okay? Was that right? Was
it about? Is that what it was

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about? Is that what the show
is about? Oh? That was a

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curse? Let me tell you,
And I know this is bad news.

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What I can't wait to hear the
backlash about this. First of all,

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there's two things. I can't wait
to find out how much she gets paid

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for this, and second, I
can't wait to see how fast it is

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before she gets canceled. Kim Kardashian
named just the brand ambassador for Balenciaga.

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That is hilarious. I mean,
okay, we very recently we're in the

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news for that horrible child yes,
with like the child porn case paperwork,

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on the and the kids dressed in
S and M. Wasn't Kanye West affiliated

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with them? And he caught their
contract off early too. Yeah, I

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think, Well, there's a theory
is that he did when he had his

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little mental breakdown that was actually a
big stunt to get Balencia to drop him

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so wouldn't have pay out his contract. I don't know if that's true or

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not. He's probably just crazy because
he seems like it. Yeah. Well,

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and he got out and the backlash
I believe has already started. Things

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haven't been said yet, but when
this all happened, she said, he's

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gonna really have to reevaluate her stance
on that brand. And then it sounds

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like they waived some you know money
in her face and she was like,

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oh, all forgotten? How much
more money I want? I know,

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Balenciaga is not even like the biggest
high end fasty like it's kind of on

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their stuff trying to yeah there's stuff
is not I mean it is not like

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a Louis Vuitton or a Gucci or
a bird. I just think black just

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black. Yeah, I mean they're
not that special and it's all oversized and

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ugly, like I don't like it. At all. Okay, all right,

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00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:41.559
so I've been on the other end
of this. What but I didn't

407
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:47.079
do what these two guys are doing. So I've seen every tour Madonna has

408
00:30:47.119 --> 00:30:53.119
ever done. And when Marlon and
I went and saw the MDNA tour in

409
00:30:53.559 --> 00:30:57.920
LA, she was over three hours
like coming on. The show was supposed

410
00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:02.440
to start at eight, and she
came on at like eleven thirty. People

411
00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:06.440
were getting up and leaving. People
were mad. Yeah, it was crazy.

412
00:31:06.519 --> 00:31:08.519
There was no opening act. And
I get it if you're flying in

413
00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:11.039
from somewhere and your flight was delayed
or whatever, I get it, but

414
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:15.000
just to be they should have an
opening act. Then you're right, Yeah,

415
00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:19.640
but then they should say her concert
starts at eleven. Don't say it

416
00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:23.680
starts at eight and then she doesn't
come on till eleven thirty. That's bs

417
00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:29.400
Like people have sitters, people have
jobs, people have you know whatever.

418
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:34.720
She is being sued by two people
because their shows started two hours late.

419
00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:40.440
They say it's harder to get transportation
home and they had to either work or

420
00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:44.759
take care of their family responsibilities next
day. She does have a reputation for

421
00:31:44.839 --> 00:31:48.160
starting shows late, and it could
land her in court. Yeah, this

422
00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:51.839
was in. I think they're going
to make it a class action lawsuit.

423
00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:59.119
So this was the Barclays Center in
Brooklyn, and not only did that make

424
00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:01.359
it harder for them to find transportation
home after the show, they had to

425
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:05.559
get up early and go to work. They're suing Madonna Live Nation in the

426
00:32:05.559 --> 00:32:09.599
Barcley Center for unconscionable, unfair and
or deceptive trade practices, and they want

427
00:32:09.599 --> 00:32:13.559
to make it a class action lawsuit
so people can join in. That's a

428
00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:19.920
little extreme, I mean a class
action. Well, if you think about

429
00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:25.880
all the people that do have to
get sitters and ubers, and you know

430
00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:30.440
they have to work in the morning, and they were expecting the concerts to

431
00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:34.799
end at eleven, you've got a
factor in paid all that money, and

432
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:39.160
you've got a factor in travel time. So that where she was playing in

433
00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:45.880
downtown LA and they live about maybe
forty five minutes away, a half an

434
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:52.240
hour away. So if that thing
doesn't get over to till two o'clock in

435
00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:55.920
the morning, you know you're not
getting home till. I feel like that

436
00:32:57.119 --> 00:32:59.880
that risk is a little baked in
though that's a pretty common thing with cons

437
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:05.240
though well, she's been sued for
this twice before twenty nineteen it was dismissed,

438
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:09.079
and then in twenty twenty two people
voluntarily dismissed their suit after reaching a

439
00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:13.640
settlement. Oh oh, they'll get
some kind of settlement then. Yeah,

440
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:19.200
nobody has asked me to do this
yet the fact that Snoop Dogg is being

441
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:23.880
asked to do it has me mad. What Snoop Dogg was approached to make

442
00:33:23.960 --> 00:33:29.079
one hundred million on only fans by
pulling his thaning out. Fortunately he won't

443
00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:31.880
be doing it because he says his
wife would never let him. Oh so

444
00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:37.759
though only thing. I'd do it
for one hundred million. That's a good

445
00:33:38.680 --> 00:33:45.039
dovetail into a segment we're doing on
Thursday called What's Your Price? It's a

446
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:51.559
your name And that's interesting that you
would do that for one hundred million.

447
00:33:51.640 --> 00:33:53.839
Maybe I might want to modify it
a little bit. But think about your

448
00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:59.680
family and your grandparents, your girlfriend's
family, her grandparents. I can buy

449
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:06.200
them into silence. Could you buy
them into respecting you again? They will

450
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:09.719
respect my one hundred million? Imagine
all. Imagine if your daughter comes home

451
00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:14.639
and she well, okay, maybe
maybe a little disrespect. Imagine someone you

452
00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:16.960
really care about, you know,
like, my son, you want to

453
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:20.960
do my son? Well, that
doesn't make any better, But okay,

454
00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:25.119
someone you really care about comes home
and says, Laura, I did porn

455
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:30.280
or something. Everyone for free can
see my naked body. And you go,

456
00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:32.960
I'm so disappointed. But they go, but I got a hundred million

457
00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:37.400
bucks and you go, ooh,
I disappointed. She would say this,

458
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:39.719
I know the first question out of
your mouth, how much are you gonna

459
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:43.199
give mommy? No, I'd be
like, I go, you know what,

460
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:47.800
Charlie, for you, I don't
know, I took names out of

461
00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:53.039
it, and you're switching names.
If she just picturing him saying that to

462
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:55.239
me, and I'd be like,
you know what, why, Charlie,

463
00:34:57.000 --> 00:34:59.840
I don't know. I start with
having I was like, oh, that's

464
00:34:59.840 --> 00:35:01.880
a messed up because I did the
whole like the daughter in porn stereotype,

465
00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:05.000
And I was like, let's just
I just always thought it was weird,

466
00:35:05.079 --> 00:35:07.280
like on Howard Stern when he always
would have those porn chicks on and they'd

467
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:13.199
they'd be like, I have my
parents full support, and I'm all your

468
00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:15.519
parents have seen movies that you've been
in, Like they go to like,

469
00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:19.519
sure, they don't watch them oh
no. Some of them have been like,

470
00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:22.559
yeah, my dad's seen my layouts
and stuff, and I'm all that

471
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:25.719
is creepy. Yeah, your parents
are like all get out your elderly parents

472
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:29.519
and our fridy and either like let's
watch you know, yeah, our daughter's

473
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:31.480
new movie tonight. Yeah, get
the popcorn and the ball of wine.

474
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:35.559
Oh. I have to tell you
something about Evan. First of all,

475
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:37.239
did I tell you that she was
cast in a new show? No,

476
00:35:37.519 --> 00:35:40.679
okay, had her school. So
this is the second time she's auditioned,

477
00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:45.039
the second time she's gotten a role, which is great, that's awesome.

478
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:51.719
But she found this listing for An. There are four different parts. They

479
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:59.719
were all women, and it shoots
in some like really desolate desertation. Absolutely

480
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:02.280
not in the summer. That's pretty
common for ind shoots in the summer.

481
00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:06.800
Yeah, and it's like thousands of
dollars. But it's going to take the

482
00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:09.239
whole summer to shoot this movie.
She's going to be in this area if

483
00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:15.519
she gets it. But she had
to audition via like video because it's out

484
00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:17.920
here somewhere. I think it's out
it's out in Indio or something like that.

485
00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:23.480
But crash your fingers because she had
to like audition for all and they

486
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:29.239
gave her a callback, so she
had to do like, guess who's going

487
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:31.320
with her? She gets the part, hopefully and hopefully it's not porn.

488
00:36:31.440 --> 00:36:37.400
Yeah, it's not all seen that
movie X. Yes, what happens crazy

489
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:42.280
when you start killing people? You've
never seen X with what's that? Mia?

490
00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:45.800
Goth? Yeah? Weird looking?
Oh my god? That movie was

491
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:50.599
freaky, freaky, freaky. Should
I see it? Yes? It's about

492
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:52.480
you know, you might know what
you're doing. It's about this group of

493
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:57.440
filmmakers. It's takes place in like
the seventies, right, Yeah, but

494
00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:00.960
they're they're shooting a porno. Yeah, they're shooting a porno and they rent

495
00:37:01.079 --> 00:37:05.800
this cabin from this old guy and
his wife. Well, they don't tell

496
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:09.159
him what they're doing. So when
the couple finds out, they're not happy

497
00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:14.800
and then things go to hell and
a ham basket. It's a thriller.

498
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:19.960
Oh yeah, horror, it's horror. Oh how old is it? Just

499
00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:22.880
a couple of years? Okay,
Okay, continue? Are you done?

500
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:28.800
I have one more story that nobody's
going to care about because I couldn't give

501
00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:34.000
up Rat's ass about it. I
didn't even know he was still relevant.

502
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:37.679
Polly Shore will start in a Richard
Simmons biopic, but Richard Simmons wants nothing

503
00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:44.920
to do with it. I saw
Pa hit the cricket button. Yeah,

504
00:37:45.039 --> 00:37:50.519
who cares. I saw a picture
of Polly Shore dressed in the part,

505
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:53.719
and he looks just like it.
Well, he looks like Richard Simmons without

506
00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:59.000
dressing for the part. What if
this was his big comeback Polly Shore?

507
00:37:59.239 --> 00:38:01.440
I mean, does he need to
come back? No, he can just

508
00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:08.239
stay dormant. I mean, what
has he done lately? Nothing? Well,

509
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:12.760
this is probably his hit, the
role of his life. Oh great?

510
00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:15.119
Well, wow, that's a sad
statement. You know. That would

511
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:20.840
suck if like you were a famous
person who kind of backed away from famous

512
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:24.519
life, which Richard Simmons did,
and somebody wants to make a movie about

513
00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:29.480
your life and you don't want any
part of it, but it still gets

514
00:38:29.559 --> 00:38:34.039
made. That doesn't seem fair.
You sold life rights? I bet no,

515
00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:36.719
I don't think he did. He
would have to. You can't make

516
00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:39.599
a movie about someone without the game
their life rights. What is that life

517
00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:43.480
rights? Well, it's like it's
the They have to sign a release for

518
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:46.400
probably first turning amount of money.
Normally, and it gives the studio the

519
00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:50.719
rights to make a movie about So
that's how it works. Yes, that's

520
00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:52.440
how he got compensated. Or I
mean he signed a piece of paper saying

521
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:54.800
they could do it. At some
point he may have sold life rights a

522
00:38:54.840 --> 00:38:58.639
long time ago. If you were
to make a movie about me, who

523
00:38:58.639 --> 00:39:02.360
would you cast in the leading or
find a gay porn star the biggest winger

524
00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:07.000
I can find. Oh my god, Brian, you will be producing that

525
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:09.360
movie. It would be like a
lega. It would be like a like

526
00:39:09.440 --> 00:39:15.039
definite legacy movie. The actor,
the lead actor in Saltburn, Oh,

527
00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:19.559
very Kegan. They don't look anything
like that. I know that. Look

528
00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:22.920
no care. We'll get Jason Lordi
to play a young you. Oh Jason

529
00:39:23.039 --> 00:39:29.000
LORDI is so handsome. Oh good
one, Brian. Who would be old

530
00:39:31.159 --> 00:39:36.599
like Pierce Brosnan or something. Robert
Redford rock, Oh that would be good.

531
00:39:36.840 --> 00:39:40.519
He's a little too old. I
yeah, Redford would be he's redheaded

532
00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:45.039
or he was. I would put
Reese Witherspoon if we made a movie of

533
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:49.559
your life. Nobody has ever told
me that I look like where I'm going.

534
00:39:50.159 --> 00:39:53.880
Okay, now I'm not saying this. I'm bragging, but I'm not

535
00:39:54.079 --> 00:40:00.519
kidding you. When I was at
my mom's for what was the last Christmas,

536
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:04.960
I went and got my nails done
the day after Christmas, and these

537
00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:08.559
two ladies were talking amongst themselves.
I couldn't understand what they were saying.

538
00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:16.440
It was a different language. And
so finally she says, you know who

539
00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:22.760
you look like? And I said, oh gosh, I thought, how

540
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:27.239
do they know Busy Phillips because everybody
always says I look like this actress Busy

541
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:34.679
Phillips whatever she goes Angelina Jolie.
Oh my god. Yeah, I was

542
00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:40.559
like nobody in my entire life.
So I think I think they got the

543
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:45.039
actress wrong. I think they just
didn't know who they were talking about.

544
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:49.519
I sties for you. I left
the biggest tip. Oh my god.

545
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:52.599
They probably were talking about as Selena
Jolie, who's the famous point star.

546
00:40:55.719 --> 00:41:01.440
So remember uh, Sex and the
City their revamp? Yes, okay,

547
00:41:01.639 --> 00:41:06.519
so remember Cha Dias, the actress
that played Chadas. Yes, she is

548
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:10.840
not coming back for season three.
Ohlujah. I won't watch it. I

549
00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:14.719
won't watch it. I loved Sex
in the City. I don't like the

550
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:19.599
I did not like her character at
all. I just don't like the whole

551
00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:22.519
reboot. Okay, now can we
talk about shows now? Okay? So

552
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:25.480
I've got two more things. Oh, two more things I completely forgot because

553
00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:28.960
I had them instead of on my
paper, I had them on my phone.

554
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:36.559
So Connie West and his wife Bianca
Sensory, they were on Melrose the

555
00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:39.199
other day and some guy just like
jumped in front of him and like blocked

556
00:41:39.239 --> 00:41:47.320
them from leaving and just said that
they were both worthless pieces film or something.

557
00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:51.599
Yeah, it's on TMZ. Oh
my god, I saw a funny

558
00:41:51.639 --> 00:41:53.119
things. They got their picture taken
like while they were in public by a

559
00:41:53.159 --> 00:42:00.480
paparazzi, and it turns out the
shorts she was wearing are actually design to

560
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:06.320
fit a phallic object in the front
of them, like to attach. Oh

561
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:09.360
you gotta be kidding me, so
strap on. Yeah gross, she was

562
00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:15.199
doing them. She just thought they
were stylish or they just got done with

563
00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:19.119
him, her going on him,
and they were like, let's run out

564
00:42:19.119 --> 00:42:22.719
to get coffee. You no statement, So we're talking because we're talking about

565
00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:24.840
it. Look, we're talking about
it. And they were like pants too,

566
00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:28.480
they were like they're like kind of
like the biker pants or something.

567
00:42:29.199 --> 00:42:36.320
Who was who was the actor that
was in Deuced Bigelo male jlo oh Comedia.

568
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:37.320
Yeah, I know who you're talking
about, dang it. I looked

569
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:39.679
that up for me. Yeah,
I forget what his name is. He

570
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:44.480
has a daughter that's a very famous
singer. Her name's el King. I'd

571
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:52.599
yeah, and and she was hired
Rob Schneider, Rob Schneider, so she

572
00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:58.559
was thank you. She was hired
to sing at the Grand Old Opry to

573
00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:06.159
celebrate Dolly's seventy eighth birthday. Oh
my gosh, things did not go well.

574
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:13.760
She got up there and she was
hammered. Oh so she was totally

575
00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:17.840
singing off key. She was cursing. Now, this is not something you

576
00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:22.880
do with the grandle though. No, they are very respect proper and respectful.

577
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:24.920
So she got up there and she
admitted that she was having too many

578
00:43:25.039 --> 00:43:32.599
drinks. You can watch the video. It is so cringe worthy. Oh

579
00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:37.400
no, I'm and I think el
King is very talented. I like her

580
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:39.920
a lot. I hope this is
not get her canceled. But it was

581
00:43:40.079 --> 00:43:46.719
really bad. So she was performing
one of Dolly Parton's songs called Marry Me,

582
00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:53.519
and her voice starts cracking and she
forgets the lyrics, So then she

583
00:43:53.679 --> 00:43:59.519
says she doesn't know the words,
and she says, please don't tell Dolly

584
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:05.920
Parton she's swearing left and right,
and then she starts mocking the fans from

585
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:10.039
purchasing tickets to the show, saying, quote, I'm not gonna fing lie.

586
00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:15.960
Y'all bought tickets for that, for
this s shit, you ain't getting

587
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:20.239
your money back. So all of
a sudden, the fans started getting involved

588
00:44:20.280 --> 00:44:28.519
in yelling back at her, and
she she she risk. Somebody yelled I

589
00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:30.119
don't want it, and she yelled
back, good because you ain't getting it.

590
00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:38.440
So Dolly Parton. The Grand Old
Opry is horrified. Dolly parton has

591
00:44:38.480 --> 00:44:46.880
not weighed in, but Dolly Parton's
sister Stella did, calling her a hillbilly

592
00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:52.400
el king. Uh huh. So
this isn't going very well at all.

593
00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:58.679
Oh boy, yeah, so there's
that. Okay, all right, now,

594
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:04.920
we talked about Saltburn already, right, you watched it. I've watched

595
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:07.679
it. I've seen it twice.
What you have? I saw it once

596
00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:13.360
by myself and then I saw it
the next time with my mom. Oh

597
00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:17.519
you made poor Anti Doodoo and Mary
watch it, well, Auntie Doodoo actually

598
00:45:17.679 --> 00:45:22.159
left like halfway through to just go
out and the patty and smoke SIGs because

599
00:45:22.199 --> 00:45:24.360
she couldn't handle it. No,
my mom totally could handle it. But

600
00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:27.840
I was like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm watching this with

601
00:45:28.079 --> 00:45:30.679
my mom right now. But I
actually encouraged her to watch it because she

602
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:34.719
likes stuff like that. Why didn't
you watch Jebbie dos Dallas with that?

603
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:38.000
Anyway, that's the same thing.
You saw it, Yeah, yeah,

604
00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:42.519
and we talked about that. You
saw it I anyway, So I thought

605
00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:45.360
it was totally great, So that's
something that was great. I loved it.

606
00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:50.679
I thought it was very sexy and
stylish and twisted and twisty. I

607
00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:52.440
will say this. It went here
and there in surprises, and it was

608
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:55.800
the music and the cinematography was great. I thought the movie was a little

609
00:45:55.880 --> 00:45:59.800
much. I agree, it's a
little gimmicking. It is like they filmed

610
00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:01.800
the sixteenth They film it in the
nine by nine aspect ratio, which is,

611
00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:05.079
you know, the square. That's
why it's all boxy, and it's

612
00:46:05.079 --> 00:46:07.480
one of those things that adds no
real substance, but it's meant to look

613
00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:08.920
a little flashy and it's kind of
got kind of that faded film look,

614
00:46:09.039 --> 00:46:14.280
and it's got It does have good
cinematography, not great cinematography, but good

615
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:19.280
we notice any of that stuff.
I'm not surprised true filmmakers looking. But

616
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:22.280
like I mean the movies. The
movie is not terrible, but it's more

617
00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:25.519
gimmicky than it's more style than substance. Sophie Ellis Baxter, who's the one

618
00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:30.599
that recorded the song which is old
Murder on the dance Floor. Yeah,

619
00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:36.119
she's being offered like record contracts again, like she hasn't recorded anything actually should

620
00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:39.360
She's pretty good. Yeah, it's
a really good song. Whoever dug that

621
00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:45.280
up and decided the closing scene should
be given an award. But the story

622
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:51.440
for Salbourne is just ridiculous though does
it makes its supposed to be? But

623
00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:53.519
it doesn't make sense is the problem. It's not coherent. But it's so

624
00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:59.000
fun to watch. Yeah, it's
very fun to watch. Sure. Okay,

625
00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:05.119
there is a show on HBO called
The Curse and it's with Emma Stone

626
00:47:05.320 --> 00:47:10.440
and this other guy, Nathan Fielder. Nathan Fielder is hilarious in the Okay,

627
00:47:10.519 --> 00:47:15.840
it's it starts off pretty slow.
Just know that they're doing a lot

628
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:20.280
of character development. Okay, so
we kind of know. So basically,

629
00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:24.599
Emma Stone and Nathan are a couple. They're newlyweds and they're trying to get

630
00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:30.960
a show on HGTV about like super
efficient homes. And they've chosen this town

631
00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:37.519
called Espanola, which is kind of
not kind of downtrodden, a little bit

632
00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:43.119
like it could use some rejuvenation.
And so they've chosen this town to live

633
00:47:43.199 --> 00:47:47.000
in and they built like this glasshouse
that has you know, super duper eco

634
00:47:47.079 --> 00:47:57.039
friendly and it's on an Indian reservation
h or it's it's oh, the land

635
00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:00.559
is owned by this Indian. Is
it built on a burial ground? No,

636
00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:08.079
it's not that kind of thing.
But oh my god, I have

637
00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:14.119
never in my life seen anything like
the last episode. Okay, wait,

638
00:48:14.320 --> 00:48:17.440
is it a scary No? This
is an episodic show on HBO called The

639
00:48:17.559 --> 00:48:22.599
Curse, and I mean obviously comedy. No, well no, and Nathan

640
00:48:23.639 --> 00:48:30.920
he's so god, he's so uncomfortable, but that's so great. Have you

641
00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:35.000
ever seen him in any of his
shows? No, you should watch Nathan

642
00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:38.599
for you, which is where he
does like he helps businesses. He gets

643
00:48:38.639 --> 00:48:44.119
them business by doing insane marketing tactics
that are like like bonkers, like the

644
00:48:44.239 --> 00:48:47.119
law gets involved. You have to
shove down sometimes you should. He's hilarious.

645
00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:52.719
Is it a comedy, No,
it's not a comedy. It's not

646
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:55.280
a comedy at all. I'll just
tell you one of the people, don't

647
00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:59.800
spoil it. Well, the show
is called the Curse. Okay, one

648
00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:02.280
of the people on this program,
there are a bunch of different characters,

649
00:49:04.199 --> 00:49:07.440
gets cursed. You spoiled it.
No, I did not. The show

650
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:12.639
is called The Curse. Are foul, Laura. I'm not even saying who

651
00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:19.760
or what or what happens, but
just know the last episode, holy Balls,

652
00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:22.639
holy Ball? Is it a Is
it a drama? Yes, okay,

653
00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:27.320
it's a drama, but just know
that it's like a kind of slow

654
00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:30.559
paced. It's pretty slow paced.
But I'm out, hey, no,

655
00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:34.480
no, no, seriously, you
want to you want to keep watching because

656
00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:36.840
you want to know, like,
okay, well, oh my god,

657
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:38.400
well what's going to happen next?
And oh my god, oh my god.

658
00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:40.480
It kept me on the edge of
my seat. And then the last

659
00:49:40.559 --> 00:49:45.199
episode. Did you watch the documentary
on Netflix about the girl who was basically

660
00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:51.880
held hostage at John Hopkins Hospital and
the mom killed herself. It was that

661
00:49:52.039 --> 00:50:00.760
documentary. No, I thought American
Monster. No, it was just American

662
00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:06.559
Nightmare. No, that's not it. She just won after this drawn out

663
00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:13.480
lawsuit. She just won over two
hundred million dollars. This teenager. Oh,

664
00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:19.360
because her mom. Yes, because
they accused the parents of child abuse,

665
00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:22.719
and she had a disease where she
couldn't if they even put clothes on

666
00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:28.480
her. It literally like tore her
skin, like she would get these It's

667
00:50:28.519 --> 00:50:32.199
a very it's a disease that affects
just a small portion of the population.

668
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:37.079
So they kept her at the hospital
and wouldn't let the parents see her.

669
00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:40.760
And the mom was so grease stricken
because she was just a little girl at

670
00:50:40.800 --> 00:50:45.519
the time, that she killed herself. And it turns out that none of

671
00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:49.960
this was true. The parents never
abused her. The mom was a nurse

672
00:50:50.719 --> 00:50:53.719
and said, you know, no, she's got a condition, and they

673
00:50:53.840 --> 00:51:00.360
refused to listen. And this woman
that called it turns out she'd done these

674
00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:02.800
this same thing to a bunch of
families. People lost their jobs, their

675
00:51:02.840 --> 00:51:07.119
homes. Oh, I think I
saw that that was It came out a

676
00:51:07.159 --> 00:51:12.400
little while ago. Yeah, last
year another I watched a movie called Dumb

677
00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:15.679
Money about Game Stop is that any
good? Yes, and it has.

678
00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:20.000
The cast is great. The cast
is really good. The real life story

679
00:51:20.119 --> 00:51:23.400
is great too. It really you
know, all that short selling and hedge

680
00:51:23.480 --> 00:51:29.239
fun stuff like I don't really understand
it all that much of course money stuff,

681
00:51:29.320 --> 00:51:34.920
but regardless, it was really good, really really good about game Stop

682
00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:38.599
and you'll understand more about how and
what it's actually it's actually you should look

683
00:51:38.599 --> 00:51:42.480
it up. It's actually a real
life crazy story. I know. Well

684
00:51:42.639 --> 00:51:45.559
they show like at the end the
real people that were involved in the congressional

685
00:51:45.679 --> 00:51:49.679
hearing and everything like that. Well, it's just a bunch of guys online

686
00:51:49.719 --> 00:51:52.320
that decided they were going to short
game Stop stock and they were then they

687
00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:54.880
were going to hold it and create
what they call short squeeze. All the

688
00:51:54.880 --> 00:51:58.800
people that had invested all of a
sudden or were trying to short sell it.

689
00:51:58.880 --> 00:52:00.280
They were doing a short. People
were short squeezing it, and they

690
00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:02.880
lost a bunch like tons of money, billions of dollars. Oh wow,

691
00:52:02.920 --> 00:52:06.800
I had stop a bunch of head
funds hedge funds from going under. But

692
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:10.840
it but it has created more fairness
in the in the market. That's what

693
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:15.519
the that's what they said, Like
it is it was funny. It was

694
00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:17.960
not really good for the economy though. Oh my god, but that was

695
00:52:19.039 --> 00:52:22.400
good. I literally just watched that
today. I just started watching Suits.

696
00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:27.880
Oh you haven't seen Suits before?
No, I didn't even know make it.

697
00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:30.360
Markole was on it. Oh,
she's the worst person on that show.

698
00:52:30.480 --> 00:52:31.400
Oh, I didn't even know what. I was like, who is

699
00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:36.480
that? I was like, Oh, she's awful. Now let me ask

700
00:52:36.519 --> 00:52:42.559
you something, honestly, of all
the TV shows and all the things and

701
00:52:42.719 --> 00:52:47.760
all the streaming services and everything,
why did you choose Suits? Well?

702
00:52:47.760 --> 00:52:52.559
Because I just heard so much about
it. Why you watch nine Dance because

703
00:52:52.599 --> 00:52:57.239
it's new? That the only reason
you watch stuff because it's current. Well,

704
00:52:57.280 --> 00:53:02.320
I just started watching Succession success Oh
my god, it's well. Let

705
00:53:02.400 --> 00:53:06.559
me encourage you keep watch keep watching
Suits. Okay, it's I really like

706
00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:08.840
it. It gets kind of after
the third season, but it's very fast

707
00:53:08.880 --> 00:53:14.280
paced. I really like it.
When Okay, when you get home from

708
00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:21.199
the podcast, you obviously take your
clothes off watching Suits? Yeah, Suits,

709
00:53:21.360 --> 00:53:24.199
No, you take your clothes off, you get your do your facial

710
00:53:24.280 --> 00:53:28.320
routine, everything, you get in
bed. Do you watch TV? Yes?

711
00:53:28.679 --> 00:53:34.239
Okay, continue with Succession. Do
not continue Suits, please, promise

712
00:53:34.280 --> 00:53:37.679
me. I'm going to do both. Watch Suits. You should watch Suits

713
00:53:37.480 --> 00:53:42.000
too. What do you even know
about it that made you come to that

714
00:53:42.039 --> 00:53:47.840
decision? Exactly? Nothing like two
minutes per episode. She gets more involved

715
00:53:49.360 --> 00:53:52.800
and she gets worse her characters.
She's also she's a terrible actor. Yeah's

716
00:53:54.280 --> 00:54:00.039
and her character they put her in
the same outfha. It's it's like almost

717
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:05.239
a crop top with like a cap
sleeve and a super skin tight pencil.

718
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:07.760
Sir. It's just casual sexy,
like yeah, business sexy or something that

719
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:10.920
you call it. Yeah, but
she's the worst. Have you guys seen

720
00:54:12.000 --> 00:54:17.000
Yellowstone yet? I know Yellow Current? No, I know, I'm I'm

721
00:54:17.039 --> 00:54:23.559
thinking about some older shows that I
should watch. Yellow Jackets is so good.

722
00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:31.159
Be prepared to be haunted after you
watch the show, though, I've

723
00:54:31.199 --> 00:54:35.119
been. I was like destroyed.
I was kind of haunted after the Curse

724
00:54:35.199 --> 00:54:39.039
too. I love Jury Duty too. Oh Jerry dude, that guy is

725
00:54:39.079 --> 00:54:44.639
getting so famous. Did you know
that Marston yet? Know that the dude?

726
00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:49.519
Oh yeah, he's so cute.
Did you see Jerry Duty? No?

727
00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:55.480
You love Brian All It came out
too long ago? Now, No,

728
00:54:55.760 --> 00:55:00.800
no, seriously, seriously, no, I'm not kidding. I think

729
00:55:00.840 --> 00:55:05.920
you'll really really like it. You
could maybe you just really liked the guy.

730
00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:08.480
I'm sure it is hilarious, no
doubt it. I'm the one that

731
00:55:08.559 --> 00:55:10.960
got you hooked. I know,
I know. I didn't trust you at

732
00:55:12.039 --> 00:55:15.000
first, and then I saw it
on there, like, all right,

733
00:55:15.079 --> 00:55:16.320
I'm going to watch the Curse.
I didn't mean to watch the Curse.

734
00:55:16.360 --> 00:55:21.199
I just finished The True Detective.
Oh oh, the Jodie Foster one.

735
00:55:21.320 --> 00:55:24.159
Now season three haven't started. I'm
going to wait till there's only one Jodie

736
00:55:24.199 --> 00:55:29.840
Foster one. I watched it today. There's only one one episode? Yeah,

737
00:55:29.880 --> 00:55:32.840
because it's Oh, that's right,
it's a weekly thing. Good.

738
00:55:34.719 --> 00:55:37.480
Yes, I cannot wait. Is
the third one? Who's in the third

739
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:43.159
The third one was Marshalla Ali and
I forget the white guy. He's really

740
00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:45.599
good in it. I didn't like
the third one. I didn't like the

741
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:49.039
second one. The only the only
truly great season is the first one.

742
00:55:49.119 --> 00:55:52.280
Yeah, it was good. Second
one, the McConaughey, Yeah, and

743
00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:54.159
that that one, that episode,
like, that season is truly great.

744
00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:59.000
It was third one is like,
Okay, it doesn't quite reach the levels

745
00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:02.000
of season one, but it's better
than two so so far forward. Great,

746
00:56:02.400 --> 00:56:06.119
well, we'll see it's getting Tody
Foster's in. It's getting a little

747
00:56:06.119 --> 00:56:08.760
bit I Foster, Yeah, I
know I do too well. I kind

748
00:56:08.760 --> 00:56:12.320
of like her. I kind of
hate her. Did you did you see

749
00:56:12.360 --> 00:56:15.199
Naiad? No, I haven't seen
that yet. I know it's about that.

750
00:56:15.239 --> 00:56:17.880
I don't have desire to say.
I know. My mom's like,

751
00:56:17.880 --> 00:56:21.800
you should watch it. I was
like, maybe, I know, as

752
00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:23.400
a woman, I should probably really
watch it. You know I did do

753
00:56:23.480 --> 00:56:27.719
anything because you're a woman. No, just look off society. That's stupid.

754
00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:30.239
I want to watch it. Don't
watch it. Watch what the men

755
00:56:30.280 --> 00:56:35.039
are watching anyways. So I but
I but I'm the same reason. I'm

756
00:56:35.039 --> 00:56:37.119
like, well, I already know
what happens, so I don't know why

757
00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:40.840
am I going to watch that?
Anyway, if you need something to binge

758
00:56:42.039 --> 00:56:47.079
after watching this podcast, either Succession
or The Curse, I actually am going

759
00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:50.679
to watch The Curse. I haven't
mean to watch I guess I'll watch it.

760
00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:53.320
Please. Oh I, Brian,
I just wish you could finish it

761
00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:55.559
tonight so we could talk about the
last scene. I'm not going to finish

762
00:56:55.559 --> 00:56:59.679
it. I know you're not.
I obviously you're not I might have finished

763
00:56:59.679 --> 00:57:04.199
my next though I probably will,
and then we need to talk. Oh

764
00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:07.880
my god. Okay, Well,
coming up on Thursday. Like I said,

765
00:57:07.960 --> 00:57:12.639
we have a new game called What's
Your Price? And I'm going to

766
00:57:12.679 --> 00:57:15.000
give you each a notepad, okay, and we're going to play this game,

767
00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:21.320
so it'll be really fun. And
also I have a question for you

768
00:57:22.599 --> 00:57:27.119
and I want to know what your
answer is because your answer will determine your

769
00:57:27.199 --> 00:57:30.760
future. I kind of doubt that, so we'll see. This is all

770
00:57:30.840 --> 00:57:38.039
coming up on Thursday's episode Waiting Breath. I'm so excited. Thank you so

771
00:57:38.159 --> 00:57:42.960
much for watching you guys, Thank
you so much for subscribing and following us

772
00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:45.960
and just being with us for all
these years, and you're coming up on

773
00:57:46.239 --> 00:57:52.480
five years. You were just babies
when we started this thing. We were

774
00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:57.599
babies, and we were naughty.
You were really naughty. You were you

775
00:57:57.679 --> 00:58:00.559
were worse. God, you were
so naughty. Bye, I see Lisa,

776
00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:07.760
Bye guys. Bye. Anyway,
what I know that I know that

777
00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:10.440
what were you doing? He thinks
someone You just seem like you're jumping the

778
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:14.599
gun things and you're skipping stuff and
then you're backtrack tracking, and you're doing

779
00:58:14.599 --> 00:58:17.559
it intentionally. But throws me off
as the producer who is following the I

780
00:58:17.719 --> 00:58:22.280
appreciate that as our producer. Extraordinary. He was like, you know,

781
00:58:22.360 --> 00:58:25.280
you forgot to say that the block
you were doing that bye you guys.

782
00:58:25.440 --> 00:58:29.639
I know, I was just because
somebody on Instagram was saying said goodbye,

783
00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:32.800
so bye. Thank you for doing
your job. Though he does it very

784
00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:40.079
well, however, feeling under appreciate
that. I appreciate sreven times where you've

785
00:58:40.119 --> 00:58:45.360
forgotten ads. I know, I
know, I know, I know you've

786
00:58:45.400 --> 00:58:50.000
helped you produced all right, anyways
he does. He's amazing. Tell me

787
00:58:50.079 --> 00:58:55.840
more about that you are love your
podcast? I love you? No,

788
00:58:57.039 --> 00:59:00.400
Eric, you forgot to say love
your podcast. Oh oh wait, show

789
00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:04.079
Brian real quick that what you sent
me. Did you show it to him?

790
00:59:04.119 --> 00:59:06.360
No? Shut to him after the
show. No show, I want

791
00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:07.719
you to just show to him right
now. This is the kind of thing

792
00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:12.880
he sends me. Just show him
the picture and then say love your podcast.

793
00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:15.840
Maybe no, because you don't want
you don't want Brian to think that

794
00:59:15.920 --> 00:59:20.000
you're this kind of guy that would
do this. Look Brian, it's not

795
00:59:20.159 --> 00:59:23.440
that bad. Like, did I
need to see that? Did I need

796
00:59:23.519 --> 00:59:29.000
to see that? It is.
You were just being picky. Okay,

797
00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:34.199
say it, don't spring. You
were just being picky. Say it,

798
00:59:34.559 --> 00:59:38.360
I did. You were just being
picky. Do we need a teleprompter or

799
00:59:38.440 --> 00:59:42.920
something? I know right? I
love you. Don't hold men, just

800
00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:45.920
lock out, Please come on,
we've already been on an hour. I

801
00:59:46.039 --> 00:59:50.360
love you. I love you too. I love your podcast even more.

802
00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:53.159
That's not the lockout. I love
your podcast. I love you my sweet

803
00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:58.199
babies you are I love you.