You're killing me already. Sorry, I'm Laura Caane. This is Eric Rimmer
and producer Brian. Hello, So did you get drenched today? Did you
okay? All roads in and around Fashion Valley blocked off? Yeah, flooded,
but that always happens during the rain. But again, if you see
a sign that says do you not cross, and it looks like maybe the
smallest bit of water, don't do it. There they this is the traffic
reporter in me. They are mommy and the mom don't do it because you
will. Then you're gonna have to have a water rescue and then it's gonna
be super embarrassing and you don't want to do that. You do not want
to do that. You sound like you hate fun. Fun. That's not
fun. Oh my god, there have been so many rescues. You know
what else has been You know what else is completely flooded in a giant mud
slide my patio. Oh oh well, it's all like this thick, like
an inch thick of mud everywhere. But ob got slammed, TV got slammed
Point Loma. There was one person on my Instagram that said that she was
landlocked. She's like in the Point Loma Obe area and she was landlocked and
could not get like anywhere. And then the seventy eight was closed at the
five because of all the flooding, and I understand that the westbound lanes are
now open. And then there's a really bad accident that happened a couple hours
ago. There's a SIG alert. Not doing a traffic report just because you
know why, because I was looking up flooded roads just to see what was
flooded, because what did it rain like crazy today? Yeah, And I
saw that there was an accident that had shut down the fifteen north between the
eight and Friars. So they're doing an investigation out there. It's a SIG
alert and they are diverting traffic onto the eight. So hopefully you're nice and
comfortable sitting around out at home and Pj's listening to us. That would be
great, great, great great. Okay, So we were going to have
a guest on today. Her name is Lucida Kay, and she works for
Cogo, which is then iHeart station and co Goo's the news station. Anyway,
she does something called Goodness, Today's goodness or good news. I forgot,
I forgot the exact name of it, but it's it's a segment that
she does and she's called Goodness. It's something goodness, and she only talks
about good, positive stories. And I'm really interested to talk to her because
she says that the way that she was brought up and where she was brought
up, she should not have all this joy in her heart that she does,
so that should be very very interesting. She's always so sweet to me
in the halls. I'm like, you should be on our podcast because you're
so she's so full of personality. But she said that she has one headlight
that's working right now, and she did not want to drive. And and
you said it was raining already, it was downpouring. We're out of the
East County. I thought we were. Maggie said, she's at home with
the heater on. Laura doesn't put the heater on in this bitch because she
likes my high beams. So no, because I don't like paying the electric
bill. That's why I have my cakes on. I see that I don't
have a bran, but you don't see any nips because I have my cakes
on. I don't have my cakes on. Okay, what else did I
want to talk about? Oh? If you go on our website, I
want especially if you donated to the Magic Holiday Box O fun, the twelve
hundred dollars holiday box that was won by Monique Rona. Yes, then you
this is spot. This will not continue. Don't wave it him, you
guys, don't wave it way. No. You can send fire, send
fire emojis if you want to, or hands, send hands. So now
everybody's gonna wave blow no, no, no. So anyway, we were
raising money for the women in recovery at the doll Face Club Dollhouse. You're
you're making me very distracted with this whole thing. Now you just keep talking
thanking him for me, Matt, because he's like an artistic child, and
you can't you can you can? You can you have words with him that
this is not great podcast? You keep talking Eric a sidebar with me.
I deal with her. She comes to me and she's like, can you
fix him? I'm like no, I can't fix him, Like I am
unfixable, little fire. Thank you, thank you. Anyway. The doll
Face Club Sober Living Home, all the money raised was used to rent a
big, giant bus so they could all go up to Big Bear. They
had this big retreat and they were all going to take super cars and caravan,
so they got to rent this big cool like luxury bus van thing and
all go together. Because of all the donations that we got, that's amazing.
Guys are awesome. So anyway, I just wanted to say thank you.
And if you want to see the video, it's a really cute video
and it's all the girls just saying thank you and they're up a big bear
and it's on our website, Laura Kane after Dark if you want to go
look at that, and please, if you are on Instagram or and you
haven't followed us on Instagram, that would be great. If you're on YouTube
and you haven't subscribed, that would be awesome if you would subscribe, I
love you it, and then maybe Laura won't yell at me as much.
Well, okay, say I have. There's several things to talk about.
First of all, we need to talk about the playoffs, right what?
Why? Well, because next subject is now, no, can I take
a nap? I kind of agree. I don't really care about this either.
No, but this was big. I'm going to take a nap because
you know how, you know how Taylor is dating the kelt Kelsey. Dude,
Taylor Lawtner is gay. Jason Travis and Taylor. Travis and Taylor those
the ones that are dating Taylor Lawn and Travis Kelsey are dating Taylor Swift.
You didn't shut up? Oh my god, you guys are. The big
thing is every single football game where this guy is trying to play is upstage
because she's up in the wrap, you know, the fancy seats right,
and she's with like the mahone Mahone's girlfriend or whatever, Brittany, and they're
always like hugging and stuff when they get a touchdown. Blah blah blah.
Well, Jason Kelsey, who's Travis's brother and just got knocked out of the
playoffs, what upstaged Taylor at the game? Because they're brothers. They're brothers,
but they're on different teams. This is a Travis just a Travesty.
I'm real. I'm like talking about this like I know what I talking about.
I recently watched part of a Chiefs game and it was obnoxious how often
they showed her like I like, I could not care less see, but
well I do see eyall is not for you, no, but things like
surrounding football and stuff like that are like that would I would have watched that
game, darn it. And so they won, right, the Chiefs versus
the Ravens and the Lions and the forty nine ers. Those are the playoffs,
right? You know who you sound like right now? Who Charlie Brown's
mother? I have totally. Anyway, the big thing was that Jason Travis's
brother showed up to cheer him on and he upstaged Taylor. So finally somebody
upstage Taylor. They might get engaged the summer too, well, I would
not be surprised if they had a baby, if she was pregnant by summer.
If they have a baby, then we'll have this the next greatest like
baby Boom generation. Ever, oh god, every white woman with that,
that would not be a good idea because then all the Swifties will go out
and get knocked up. Well, and there'll be a lot of angry parents
like thirty one thirty two Swift. If she gets pregnant, every white woman
in America will end up will get pregnant too, just because she's pregnant and
they want to be like her. They all name their daughter's Taylor. No,
they're not, No, and no they're not. We're not that it'll
be the worst generation. No, I think yours is not the boom.
No, or you're the one because we Okay, so we're gen X.
There's baby boomers gen X, yes, and then millennial and you're a millennial.
No, I'm gen Z. Oh you are gen Z Millennial ends like
the late the early nineties. Oh okay, okay. If you ask millennials
and Gen zs though, they'll say the baby boomers are the worst generation because
well because they're the oldest. Now. Yeah, I don't know if everyone
wants to blame everyone else, see the baby boomers and the gen xers are
the bet I think everyone sucks. Is my philosophy is not positivity. We
didn't want to spread that. Its real. And what's the generation now?
I think it's gen Z and then Jen why maybe? Or something? Jen?
Why? Okay? Anyway, Wow, okay, So do we have
some double D? Good double D? We do real quick? We should
probably talk about some of our sponsors. Yes, I know I was getting
to that. I was teazing. No, I was just teasing to see
if there was anything you were like, let's go into double D. You
mean my host chat the real fast. We haven't even done host Chat yet
and you're skipping straight to Double D. No. I was just, oh,
we weren't even doing hostat because you had to go on and on about
sports. I was just going to tease if he had something cool coming in
Double D Taylor Swift for like ten minutes. Can you tease something coming up
in the dirt? Yes? What if Taylor Swift comes out of your mouth?
I am going to end this show right now. Stop and Taylor Swift
news. Well, it's about one of the Kardashians. That's the second worst
thing I could have guessed I know about. It's like talking about the apocalypse.
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no no no no and medical yeah no. Thanks for interrupting me.
That was really fun. You're welcome. You're talking here. Okay. So
I want to know from you guys if you've ever done what I did Thursday,
no Wednesday into Thursday. Okay. So this last week I filled in
for somebody at work and I worked a split shift. I worked from five
am to ten am, and then I worked from three to six every day
except for Monday. Okay. So I mean, and if you don't have
a regimented schedule, that split shift will kick your butt because you get home,
you know you're doing stuff, and then you it's like, all of
a sudden, it's ten o'clock. You're like, oh crap, I have
to wake up at four and do this all over again. It's like the
tough tough. So I decided I'm like, all right, I'm gonna wear
something to bed that I can easily wear to work. Well, there's your
first mistake. No, no, I thought it was really smart. You
planned to just get a bed and go. Yes, okay, Hey,
four o'clock in the morning comes really fast, and it comes really hard,
and it smacks you in the ass. I'm telling you, it smacks you
everywhere at that So, yes, it does. So I wore this little
sweatsuit that would be appropriate for work as well. I just put on my
tennis shoes in the morning, brushed my hair, put on a cap,
and went to work. Uh huh. So I had showered that morning,
so I didn't shower that night. Okay, So you went like twenty four
hours without shower. Yes, so there's that. Then I fell asleep before
I washed my face, so I had my fake eyelashes on and some makeup.
So I fell asleep wearing the clothes purposely, but not the face of
makeup. Purposely. Got it, but I fell asleep. So when I
woke up, I had a face of makeup. I did my shift,
I went shopping, I went to the dog park. I went back to
work, all in the same clothes, same makeup, no shower. Why
wouldn't you go home in between the split shifts? I did? I did,
and I didn't change my clothes either, because I just thought, what's
the point to not stink? Probably I don't. I didn't do anything that
would have made me stink like I wasn't well. I actually I did.
I went to the dog park. Oh, so or was getting fired next
week? I think I didn't take that sweatsuit off until it was more like
thirty six hours I was in the same clothes. It's so gross. I
know. There's gotta be somebody else that has done this. No, your
undercarriage was probably screaming for an interview. I'm not filthy. I'm not sweating.
I'm not out there sweating doing I don't think I've sweated so in a
very long time, which is a bad thing. Actually, let me just
say last week I was sick, and I still showered every single day.
See, oh, when I'm sick, the last thing I want to do
is take a shower. When you're not sick, you barely shower. It's
bad for your skin. Is skidding, I'm kidding. I shower. I
shower sometimes. Did I shower today, Yes, of course I did.
I did it a couple of days ago. You did, Okay, Yeah,
I had showered a couple days ago. No, I was having dinner
and the person who had the dinner said, I had a glass of wine
with dinner and it was a very nice wine. And I thought, oh,
you know, I'm going to a dinner party in a couple of weeks
and I was like, oh, I'd like to get some Well, it
came from grocery outlet and it was a Spanish wine. It was a hundred
dollar bottle of wine for nine ninety nine. So I was like, well,
how did okay, blah blah blah, back up, you bought this
wine at grocery outlet, bargain market. Yes, how did you know when
you because you're not a wine guy. No, how did you know that
that wine was such a great deal? That's what I was told. And
I looked it up online. Oh I know, it was like the same
exactly, like exact, like near everything. It was a two thousand and
eight and I thought, well, it was on Monday, when we have
the holiday. I had to work, so I was like, well,
if I go at lunch and I thought, no, that's really rushing things.
I'm just going to go before work. So it was eight o'clock in
the morning. I woke up, just looked like trash and went and bought
it. That's fair, wake up trash in the morning, go buy a
bottle of wine. I'm sure no one had any connotations. This was so
horrible. I bought several bottles, and then I bought a thing of yogurt
so that they wouldn't think, how are you going to drink this? Now,
that's how you cure it. That's how you curre it. Hangover.
You wake up hungover, You'll get some yogurt and then you drink. No,
I wasn't last Oh no, I wasn't hungover at all. Well,
that's how it looked like the timeline. I'm I'm you've lost me a little
bit. You went to the grocery outlet center, Yes, to grocery shop.
You saw this wine? No, no, no, no no.
I was at a dinner the night before, oh when you had had that
safess okay, and I wanted to get it before they ran out. I
see, So how many bottles did you end up getting? Uh? Did
you say? Five? You bought five balls of wine? Wine's really good,
though, is it red? Yes? In my old age, I've
come to appreciate wine, which kind all of them. See, I was
a white wine I was a shardenay girl. Oh my god, I do
love sparkling white wine. Though some of that stuff's really good. Oh my
god, don't even talk to me about that kind of stuff. But I
was on the phone with Karen and I go, oh my god, You're
never gonna believe where I am right now? What time does that store open?
Eight? And I was there at like eight ten with your pillow pillow
marks on your face. Oh totally. And I looked, didn't wash my
face, didn't shower, I look like And I said to Karen, Oh
my god, You're never gonna believe where I'm. I'm buying wine at grocery
outlet at eight o'clock in the morning. I just want to know. You're
like, oh, I have a dinner party, I'll just get some wine.
And you bought five bottles of it? What type of like are you
going to like a mixer's? Like? What's But I just want to make
sure that there's in case you have wine, In case he has a dinner
party to go to you in the future, you can bring this really expensive
you're just staying stocked up on it. I am staying stocked up. Yes,
you can sell it online. Maybe make it ninety bucks. I could
well not if they solve for ten bucks elsewhere. Well. True, well
he bought it all up. It's all. No, it's not okay.
The woman in front of me was like, oh, maybe what is that?
Maybe I should get some of them all. No, don't get any
I'm buying it all up so that nobody else has to taste that. It's
terrible because I think you're lying, and I'm like, whoa, of course
you were. What's your Is that your host chat? No? Okay,
what, oh god? My host chat is Have you ever seen the movie
Walk of Shame with Elizabeth Banks? No, like a terrible movie. I
know. The term is so funny. I've done it in college in like
a in it. Each week you just proved incapable of sharing something too much?
Was it? Last week you're like, I only took it up the
bum twice? Okay, yeah, I'll never forget please, please, I
will never forget that. Please. And this week she's like, you have
done the Walk of Shame dug in college? Dug in an Indian costume,
duh, holding like high heels, duh. Like oh boy, what yes,
see see then you you keep going? I know, I know,
I was was this Halloween week st s U. Yes, it used to
be a nightmare out there. God did you used to live out near there?
No? But I go to school out there. Oh yeah, that's
right. Oh in my day though, when I mean in my day when
we're still pounded out our stories on tablets. Is it more strict or less
strict or I don't know, But it's like three hundred people all walking through
the boulevard wearing next to nothing, and it's like, you know, sixty
degrees outside. Oh yeah, and it's just And also the problem is it
takes forever to get anywhere because there's many people in the midle of the street
just walking to their parties between College and Montezuma'. That's what it used to
be when I lived downtown. And then you know what they called ubers that
would drop a bunch of girls off in front of a night club. What
they called it a whoreror canoe. That's pretty good, yeah, because they
would all get out of it wearing the exact same dress and it just did
a different color. I haven't been downtown a long time, but I'm sure,
I'd be shocked by the length of the skirts. If the skirts were
any shorter, you'd see full Like. Let me ask you guys a question
before I get into your host chat. I'm just curious, do you prefer
well, you like boobs, right, your fine boobs? Boobs are great?
Do we like under the under boot? Blow? Side? No?
Side boob, no, under boob, just top? No, you have
to pick one. You have to pick a side or under so ridiculous?
All three? No? But which verbally naked? You two are perves?
Wait? Side boober, under boob? What's it? Okay? Under boob
is one? Okay, Well, so if we're you're asking if it's an
outfit that only that has like a little slit baby at the bottom versus just
like a long I don't know that shows like this. Yeah, i'd probably
have to say, if I had to choose, I'd have to probably say
side boob, under boob is so stupid, it's side bob sexier. Yeah,
I would agree. I don't think there's anything wrong with under boob,
but sideboob tends to be classier. Yes, under boob is trashy, Yes
it is, it's just now that's okay. In certain contexts. But side
boob can be classy. Yes, I agree, I mean an under boot
I go wrong so fast. Oh yes. Also sideboob works with all people
of all sizes. Under boom does not know good, especially if you're under
boob is hanging out like right around your belly button. Then that's what we
call full coverage at that point, really bad. Okay, I'm sorry to
interrupt. Continue your host chat. My host chat. Is I have bone
to pick with you? Oh? Me? Yes? What do I send
you the cutest little videos and stuff and you send me a response that says
I have never What was your response say? Knowing stuff like Eric, stop
Eric, this is disgusting. She sent me a text that said, this
is exactly what it said. I hate this. Stop it. I will
not open any of the videos you send me. Never again. That's a
little harsh, I know, never never like never, Yeah, never,
there's so sweet. Do you know how many videos he sends me daily?
About? Maybe between eight and ten. That's pretty normal. Actually I get
more than that, a lot more from one person. Yeah, okay,
but you know what they all are? What? Either animals puking people puking
inanimate objects looking like they're puking. And then this last thing was completely different
than that, but something I certainly did not need to see, and unfortunately
I didn't have the option of clicking on it. Are you gonna show him
what you sent me? I'm gonna look up. I'm gonna find some st
Brian. It was a durable all it says, Brian, is this you
need? Well? No, don't show them, no because it's too grown.
But the caption is the baby shower is canceled. I wasn't pregnant.
It's basically a toilet with a big, giant poop in it. And he
sends me that picture and I'm like, what do you think? What?
What? What do you think? My reaction is gonna be am I gonna
laugh at it? Of course, I'm gonna go cross. Let's just you're
gonna laugh at it? Okay, because Laura's phone is busy, Eric,
if I send you something on Instagram and now can you show Laura? Sure?
Okay, Brian, damn it, Brian, Brian. Brian and I
are like this, this is why I don't watch I'm never ever ever going
to watch a video you send me again, Brian, They never my brother.
Okay, I just sent you a video show Laura that it's it's pretty.
It's not Laura, it's not just watch the end nothing, it's not
crazy. No, okay, that's that makes me makes it has to do
with st su because we're just talking about it. Okay, it's a girl.
Oh my god. That whoops, My bad, that was the wrong
I meant I meant to send. Oh my god, that was awesome.
God, you know what. I stopped watching the minute she went like this.
Just she barely even like this. Her throat was like red too.
I just I just sent you a heart. Oh I got that. Thank
you. No, Eric, I will never ever open a video from you
again, no ever, ever. Ever. Here's another good one we could
send to Laura. Laura, if you if you don't open them, then
I have no voice. Oh that was amazing. That was amazing, Laura.
It's just helping you, God, just helping you. No, it's
not, and I are here to help. This is not immersive therapy.
It is it's great. Oh my god. Projectile vomiting is the worst thing
to ever see. I love you so much totally. Okay, are you
done? Because we got to get to the double d's and then I want
to talk about some shows I watched while it was already Oh my god,
yes, I think you would be. I think you would be hugely,
hugely. We don't have We're totally dissimilar in our tastes. Why don't you
just before you talk about just tell me the names? I'll give you.
Well, the curse, No, yes, I know exactly I'm going to
tell you. I don't know that. It's what every woman gets once a
month. That's with Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone, isn't it? Yes?
Okay? Was that right? Was it about? Is that what it was
about? Is that what the show is about? Oh? That was a
curse? Let me tell you, And I know this is bad news.
What I can't wait to hear the backlash about this. First of all,
there's two things. I can't wait to find out how much she gets paid
for this, and second, I can't wait to see how fast it is
before she gets canceled. Kim Kardashian named just the brand ambassador for Balenciaga.
That is hilarious. I mean, okay, we very recently we're in the
news for that horrible child yes, with like the child porn case paperwork,
on the and the kids dressed in S and M. Wasn't Kanye West affiliated
with them? And he caught their contract off early too. Yeah, I
think, Well, there's a theory is that he did when he had his
little mental breakdown that was actually a big stunt to get Balencia to drop him
so wouldn't have pay out his contract. I don't know if that's true or
not. He's probably just crazy because he seems like it. Yeah. Well,
and he got out and the backlash I believe has already started. Things
haven't been said yet, but when this all happened, she said, he's
gonna really have to reevaluate her stance on that brand. And then it sounds
like they waived some you know money in her face and she was like,
oh, all forgotten? How much more money I want? I know,
Balenciaga is not even like the biggest high end fasty like it's kind of on
their stuff trying to yeah there's stuff is not I mean it is not like
a Louis Vuitton or a Gucci or a bird. I just think black just
black. Yeah, I mean they're not that special and it's all oversized and
ugly, like I don't like it. At all. Okay, all right,
so I've been on the other end of this. What but I didn't
do what these two guys are doing. So I've seen every tour Madonna has
ever done. And when Marlon and I went and saw the MDNA tour in
LA, she was over three hours like coming on. The show was supposed
to start at eight, and she came on at like eleven thirty. People
were getting up and leaving. People were mad. Yeah, it was crazy.
There was no opening act. And I get it if you're flying in
from somewhere and your flight was delayed or whatever, I get it, but
just to be they should have an opening act. Then you're right, Yeah,
but then they should say her concert starts at eleven. Don't say it
starts at eight and then she doesn't come on till eleven thirty. That's bs
Like people have sitters, people have jobs, people have you know whatever.
She is being sued by two people because their shows started two hours late.
They say it's harder to get transportation home and they had to either work or
take care of their family responsibilities next day. She does have a reputation for
starting shows late, and it could land her in court. Yeah, this
was in. I think they're going to make it a class action lawsuit.
So this was the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, and not only did that make
it harder for them to find transportation home after the show, they had to
get up early and go to work. They're suing Madonna Live Nation in the
Barcley Center for unconscionable, unfair and or deceptive trade practices, and they want
to make it a class action lawsuit so people can join in. That's a
little extreme, I mean a class action. Well, if you think about
all the people that do have to get sitters and ubers, and you know
they have to work in the morning, and they were expecting the concerts to
end at eleven, you've got a factor in paid all that money, and
you've got a factor in travel time. So that where she was playing in
downtown LA and they live about maybe forty five minutes away, a half an
hour away. So if that thing doesn't get over to till two o'clock in
the morning, you know you're not getting home till. I feel like that
that risk is a little baked in though that's a pretty common thing with cons
though well, she's been sued for this twice before twenty nineteen it was dismissed,
and then in twenty twenty two people voluntarily dismissed their suit after reaching a
settlement. Oh oh, they'll get some kind of settlement then. Yeah,
nobody has asked me to do this yet the fact that Snoop Dogg is being
asked to do it has me mad. What Snoop Dogg was approached to make
one hundred million on only fans by pulling his thaning out. Fortunately he won't
be doing it because he says his wife would never let him. Oh so
though only thing. I'd do it for one hundred million. That's a good
dovetail into a segment we're doing on Thursday called What's Your Price? It's a
your name And that's interesting that you would do that for one hundred million.
Maybe I might want to modify it a little bit. But think about your
family and your grandparents, your girlfriend's family, her grandparents. I can buy
them into silence. Could you buy them into respecting you again? They will
respect my one hundred million? Imagine all. Imagine if your daughter comes home
and she well, okay, maybe maybe a little disrespect. Imagine someone you
really care about, you know, like, my son, you want to
do my son? Well, that doesn't make any better, But okay,
someone you really care about comes home and says, Laura, I did porn
or something. Everyone for free can see my naked body. And you go,
I'm so disappointed. But they go, but I got a hundred million
bucks and you go, ooh, I disappointed. She would say this,
I know the first question out of your mouth, how much are you gonna
give mommy? No, I'd be like, I go, you know what,
Charlie, for you, I don't know, I took names out of
it, and you're switching names. If she just picturing him saying that to
me, and I'd be like, you know what, why, Charlie,
I don't know. I start with having I was like, oh, that's
a messed up because I did the whole like the daughter in porn stereotype,
And I was like, let's just I just always thought it was weird,
like on Howard Stern when he always would have those porn chicks on and they'd
they'd be like, I have my parents full support, and I'm all your
parents have seen movies that you've been in, Like they go to like,
sure, they don't watch them oh no. Some of them have been like,
yeah, my dad's seen my layouts and stuff, and I'm all that
is creepy. Yeah, your parents are like all get out your elderly parents
and our fridy and either like let's watch you know, yeah, our daughter's
new movie tonight. Yeah, get the popcorn and the ball of wine.
Oh. I have to tell you something about Evan. First of all,
did I tell you that she was cast in a new show? No,
okay, had her school. So this is the second time she's auditioned,
the second time she's gotten a role, which is great, that's awesome.
But she found this listing for An. There are four different parts. They
were all women, and it shoots in some like really desolate desertation. Absolutely
not in the summer. That's pretty common for ind shoots in the summer.
Yeah, and it's like thousands of dollars. But it's going to take the
whole summer to shoot this movie. She's going to be in this area if
she gets it. But she had to audition via like video because it's out
here somewhere. I think it's out it's out in Indio or something like that.
But crash your fingers because she had to like audition for all and they
gave her a callback, so she had to do like, guess who's going
with her? She gets the part, hopefully and hopefully it's not porn.
Yeah, it's not all seen that movie X. Yes, what happens crazy
when you start killing people? You've never seen X with what's that? Mia?
Goth? Yeah? Weird looking? Oh my god? That movie was
freaky, freaky, freaky. Should I see it? Yes? It's about
you know, you might know what you're doing. It's about this group of
filmmakers. It's takes place in like the seventies, right, Yeah, but
they're they're shooting a porno. Yeah, they're shooting a porno and they rent
this cabin from this old guy and his wife. Well, they don't tell
him what they're doing. So when the couple finds out, they're not happy
and then things go to hell and a ham basket. It's a thriller.
Oh yeah, horror, it's horror. Oh how old is it? Just
a couple of years? Okay, Okay, continue? Are you done?
I have one more story that nobody's going to care about because I couldn't give
up Rat's ass about it. I didn't even know he was still relevant.
Polly Shore will start in a Richard Simmons biopic, but Richard Simmons wants nothing
to do with it. I saw Pa hit the cricket button. Yeah,
who cares. I saw a picture of Polly Shore dressed in the part,
and he looks just like it. Well, he looks like Richard Simmons without
dressing for the part. What if this was his big comeback Polly Shore?
I mean, does he need to come back? No, he can just
stay dormant. I mean, what has he done lately? Nothing? Well,
this is probably his hit, the role of his life. Oh great?
Well, wow, that's a sad statement. You know. That would
suck if like you were a famous person who kind of backed away from famous
life, which Richard Simmons did, and somebody wants to make a movie about
your life and you don't want any part of it, but it still gets
made. That doesn't seem fair. You sold life rights? I bet no,
I don't think he did. He would have to. You can't make
a movie about someone without the game their life rights. What is that life
rights? Well, it's like it's the They have to sign a release for
probably first turning amount of money. Normally, and it gives the studio the
rights to make a movie about So that's how it works. Yes, that's
how he got compensated. Or I mean he signed a piece of paper saying
they could do it. At some point he may have sold life rights a
long time ago. If you were to make a movie about me, who
would you cast in the leading or find a gay porn star the biggest winger
I can find. Oh my god, Brian, you will be producing that
movie. It would be like a lega. It would be like a like
definite legacy movie. The actor, the lead actor in Saltburn, Oh,
very Kegan. They don't look anything like that. I know that. Look
no care. We'll get Jason Lordi to play a young you. Oh Jason
LORDI is so handsome. Oh good one, Brian. Who would be old
like Pierce Brosnan or something. Robert Redford rock, Oh that would be good.
He's a little too old. I yeah, Redford would be he's redheaded
or he was. I would put Reese Witherspoon if we made a movie of
your life. Nobody has ever told me that I look like where I'm going.
Okay, now I'm not saying this. I'm bragging, but I'm not
kidding you. When I was at my mom's for what was the last Christmas,
I went and got my nails done the day after Christmas, and these
two ladies were talking amongst themselves. I couldn't understand what they were saying.
It was a different language. And so finally she says, you know who
you look like? And I said, oh gosh, I thought, how
do they know Busy Phillips because everybody always says I look like this actress Busy
Phillips whatever she goes Angelina Jolie. Oh my god. Yeah, I was
like nobody in my entire life. So I think I think they got the
actress wrong. I think they just didn't know who they were talking about.
I sties for you. I left the biggest tip. Oh my god.
They probably were talking about as Selena Jolie, who's the famous point star.
So remember uh, Sex and the City their revamp? Yes, okay,
so remember Cha Dias, the actress that played Chadas. Yes, she is
not coming back for season three. Ohlujah. I won't watch it. I
won't watch it. I loved Sex in the City. I don't like the
I did not like her character at all. I just don't like the whole
reboot. Okay, now can we talk about shows now? Okay? So
I've got two more things. Oh, two more things I completely forgot because
I had them instead of on my paper, I had them on my phone.
So Connie West and his wife Bianca Sensory, they were on Melrose the
other day and some guy just like jumped in front of him and like blocked
them from leaving and just said that they were both worthless pieces film or something.
Yeah, it's on TMZ. Oh my god, I saw a funny
things. They got their picture taken like while they were in public by a
paparazzi, and it turns out the shorts she was wearing are actually design to
fit a phallic object in the front of them, like to attach. Oh
you gotta be kidding me, so strap on. Yeah gross, she was
doing them. She just thought they were stylish or they just got done with
him, her going on him, and they were like, let's run out
to get coffee. You no statement, So we're talking because we're talking about
it. Look, we're talking about it. And they were like pants too,
they were like they're like kind of like the biker pants or something.
Who was who was the actor that was in Deuced Bigelo male jlo oh Comedia.
Yeah, I know who you're talking about, dang it. I looked
that up for me. Yeah, I forget what his name is. He
has a daughter that's a very famous singer. Her name's el King. I'd
yeah, and and she was hired Rob Schneider, Rob Schneider, so she
was thank you. She was hired to sing at the Grand Old Opry to
celebrate Dolly's seventy eighth birthday. Oh my gosh, things did not go well.
She got up there and she was hammered. Oh so she was totally
singing off key. She was cursing. Now, this is not something you
do with the grandle though. No, they are very respect proper and respectful.
So she got up there and she admitted that she was having too many
drinks. You can watch the video. It is so cringe worthy. Oh
no, I'm and I think el King is very talented. I like her
a lot. I hope this is not get her canceled. But it was
really bad. So she was performing one of Dolly Parton's songs called Marry Me,
and her voice starts cracking and she forgets the lyrics, So then she
says she doesn't know the words, and she says, please don't tell Dolly
Parton she's swearing left and right, and then she starts mocking the fans from
purchasing tickets to the show, saying, quote, I'm not gonna fing lie.
Y'all bought tickets for that, for this s shit, you ain't getting
your money back. So all of a sudden, the fans started getting involved
in yelling back at her, and she she she risk. Somebody yelled I
don't want it, and she yelled back, good because you ain't getting it.
So Dolly Parton. The Grand Old Opry is horrified. Dolly parton has
not weighed in, but Dolly Parton's sister Stella did, calling her a hillbilly
el king. Uh huh. So this isn't going very well at all.
Oh boy, yeah, so there's that. Okay, all right, now,
we talked about Saltburn already, right, you watched it. I've watched
it. I've seen it twice. What you have? I saw it once
by myself and then I saw it the next time with my mom. Oh
you made poor Anti Doodoo and Mary watch it, well, Auntie Doodoo actually
left like halfway through to just go out and the patty and smoke SIGs because
she couldn't handle it. No, my mom totally could handle it. But
I was like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm watching this with
my mom right now. But I actually encouraged her to watch it because she
likes stuff like that. Why didn't you watch Jebbie dos Dallas with that?
Anyway, that's the same thing. You saw it, Yeah, yeah,
and we talked about that. You saw it I anyway, So I thought
it was totally great, So that's something that was great. I loved it.
I thought it was very sexy and stylish and twisted and twisty. I
will say this. It went here and there in surprises, and it was
the music and the cinematography was great. I thought the movie was a little
much. I agree, it's a little gimmicking. It is like they filmed
the sixteenth They film it in the nine by nine aspect ratio, which is,
you know, the square. That's why it's all boxy, and it's
one of those things that adds no real substance, but it's meant to look
a little flashy and it's kind of got kind of that faded film look,
and it's got It does have good cinematography, not great cinematography, but good
we notice any of that stuff. I'm not surprised true filmmakers looking. But
like I mean the movies. The movie is not terrible, but it's more
gimmicky than it's more style than substance. Sophie Ellis Baxter, who's the one
that recorded the song which is old Murder on the dance Floor. Yeah,
she's being offered like record contracts again, like she hasn't recorded anything actually should
She's pretty good. Yeah, it's a really good song. Whoever dug that
up and decided the closing scene should be given an award. But the story
for Salbourne is just ridiculous though does it makes its supposed to be? But
it doesn't make sense is the problem. It's not coherent. But it's so
fun to watch. Yeah, it's very fun to watch. Sure. Okay,
there is a show on HBO called The Curse and it's with Emma Stone
and this other guy, Nathan Fielder. Nathan Fielder is hilarious in the Okay,
it's it starts off pretty slow. Just know that they're doing a lot
of character development. Okay, so we kind of know. So basically,
Emma Stone and Nathan are a couple. They're newlyweds and they're trying to get
a show on HGTV about like super efficient homes. And they've chosen this town
called Espanola, which is kind of not kind of downtrodden, a little bit
like it could use some rejuvenation. And so they've chosen this town to live
in and they built like this glasshouse that has you know, super duper eco
friendly and it's on an Indian reservation h or it's it's oh, the land
is owned by this Indian. Is it built on a burial ground? No,
it's not that kind of thing. But oh my god, I have
never in my life seen anything like the last episode. Okay, wait,
is it a scary No? This is an episodic show on HBO called The
Curse, and I mean obviously comedy. No, well no, and Nathan
he's so god, he's so uncomfortable, but that's so great. Have you
ever seen him in any of his shows? No, you should watch Nathan
for you, which is where he does like he helps businesses. He gets
them business by doing insane marketing tactics that are like like bonkers, like the
law gets involved. You have to shove down sometimes you should. He's hilarious.
Is it a comedy, No, it's not a comedy. It's not
a comedy at all. I'll just tell you one of the people, don't
spoil it. Well, the show is called the Curse. Okay, one
of the people on this program, there are a bunch of different characters,
gets cursed. You spoiled it. No, I did not. The show
is called The Curse. Are foul, Laura. I'm not even saying who
or what or what happens, but just know the last episode, holy Balls,
holy Ball? Is it a Is it a drama? Yes, okay,
it's a drama, but just know that it's like a kind of slow
paced. It's pretty slow paced. But I'm out, hey, no,
no, no, seriously, you want to you want to keep watching because
you want to know, like, okay, well, oh my god,
well what's going to happen next? And oh my god, oh my god.
It kept me on the edge of my seat. And then the last
episode. Did you watch the documentary on Netflix about the girl who was basically
held hostage at John Hopkins Hospital and the mom killed herself. It was that
documentary. No, I thought American Monster. No, it was just American
Nightmare. No, that's not it. She just won after this drawn out
lawsuit. She just won over two hundred million dollars. This teenager. Oh,
because her mom. Yes, because they accused the parents of child abuse,
and she had a disease where she couldn't if they even put clothes on
her. It literally like tore her skin, like she would get these It's
a very it's a disease that affects just a small portion of the population.
So they kept her at the hospital and wouldn't let the parents see her.
And the mom was so grease stricken because she was just a little girl at
the time, that she killed herself. And it turns out that none of
this was true. The parents never abused her. The mom was a nurse
and said, you know, no, she's got a condition, and they
refused to listen. And this woman that called it turns out she'd done these
this same thing to a bunch of families. People lost their jobs, their
homes. Oh, I think I saw that that was It came out a
little while ago. Yeah, last year another I watched a movie called Dumb
Money about Game Stop is that any good? Yes, and it has.
The cast is great. The cast is really good. The real life story
is great too. It really you know, all that short selling and hedge
fun stuff like I don't really understand it all that much of course money stuff,
but regardless, it was really good, really really good about game Stop
and you'll understand more about how and what it's actually it's actually you should look
it up. It's actually a real life crazy story. I know. Well
they show like at the end the real people that were involved in the congressional
hearing and everything like that. Well, it's just a bunch of guys online
that decided they were going to short game Stop stock and they were then they
were going to hold it and create what they call short squeeze. All the
people that had invested all of a sudden or were trying to short sell it.
They were doing a short. People were short squeezing it, and they
lost a bunch like tons of money, billions of dollars. Oh wow,
I had stop a bunch of head funds hedge funds from going under. But
it but it has created more fairness in the in the market. That's what
the that's what they said, Like it is it was funny. It was
not really good for the economy though. Oh my god, but that was
good. I literally just watched that today. I just started watching Suits.
Oh you haven't seen Suits before? No, I didn't even know make it.
Markole was on it. Oh, she's the worst person on that show.
Oh, I didn't even know what. I was like, who is
that? I was like, Oh, she's awful. Now let me ask
you something, honestly, of all the TV shows and all the things and
all the streaming services and everything, why did you choose Suits? Well?
Because I just heard so much about it. Why you watch nine Dance because
it's new? That the only reason you watch stuff because it's current. Well,
I just started watching Succession success Oh my god, it's well. Let
me encourage you keep watch keep watching Suits. Okay, it's I really like
it. It gets kind of after the third season, but it's very fast
paced. I really like it. When Okay, when you get home from
the podcast, you obviously take your clothes off watching Suits? Yeah, Suits,
No, you take your clothes off, you get your do your facial
routine, everything, you get in bed. Do you watch TV? Yes?
Okay, continue with Succession. Do not continue Suits, please, promise
me. I'm going to do both. Watch Suits. You should watch Suits
too. What do you even know about it that made you come to that
decision? Exactly? Nothing like two minutes per episode. She gets more involved
and she gets worse her characters. She's also she's a terrible actor. Yeah's
and her character they put her in the same outfha. It's it's like almost
a crop top with like a cap sleeve and a super skin tight pencil.
Sir. It's just casual sexy, like yeah, business sexy or something that
you call it. Yeah, but she's the worst. Have you guys seen
Yellowstone yet? I know Yellow Current? No, I know, I'm I'm
thinking about some older shows that I should watch. Yellow Jackets is so good.
Be prepared to be haunted after you watch the show, though, I've
been. I was like destroyed. I was kind of haunted after the Curse
too. I love Jury Duty too. Oh Jerry dude, that guy is
getting so famous. Did you know that Marston yet? Know that the dude?
Oh yeah, he's so cute. Did you see Jerry Duty? No?
You love Brian All It came out too long ago? Now, No,
no, seriously, seriously, no, I'm not kidding. I think
you'll really really like it. You could maybe you just really liked the guy.
I'm sure it is hilarious, no doubt it. I'm the one that
got you hooked. I know, I know. I didn't trust you at
first, and then I saw it on there, like, all right,
I'm going to watch the Curse. I didn't mean to watch the Curse.
I just finished The True Detective. Oh oh, the Jodie Foster one.
Now season three haven't started. I'm going to wait till there's only one Jodie
Foster one. I watched it today. There's only one one episode? Yeah,
because it's Oh, that's right, it's a weekly thing. Good.
Yes, I cannot wait. Is the third one? Who's in the third
The third one was Marshalla Ali and I forget the white guy. He's really
good in it. I didn't like the third one. I didn't like the
second one. The only the only truly great season is the first one.
Yeah, it was good. Second one, the McConaughey, Yeah, and
that that one, that episode, like, that season is truly great.
It was third one is like, Okay, it doesn't quite reach the levels
of season one, but it's better than two so so far forward. Great,
well, we'll see it's getting Tody Foster's in. It's getting a little
bit I Foster, Yeah, I know I do too well. I kind
of like her. I kind of hate her. Did you did you see
Naiad? No, I haven't seen that yet. I know it's about that.
I don't have desire to say. I know. My mom's like,
you should watch it. I was like, maybe, I know, as
a woman, I should probably really watch it. You know I did do
anything because you're a woman. No, just look off society. That's stupid.
I want to watch it. Don't watch it. Watch what the men
are watching anyways. So I but I but I'm the same reason. I'm
like, well, I already know what happens, so I don't know why
am I going to watch that? Anyway, if you need something to binge
after watching this podcast, either Succession or The Curse, I actually am going
to watch The Curse. I haven't mean to watch I guess I'll watch it.
Please. Oh I, Brian, I just wish you could finish it
tonight so we could talk about the last scene. I'm not going to finish
it. I know you're not. I obviously you're not I might have finished
my next though I probably will, and then we need to talk. Oh
my god. Okay, Well, coming up on Thursday. Like I said,
we have a new game called What's Your Price? And I'm going to
give you each a notepad, okay, and we're going to play this game,
so it'll be really fun. And also I have a question for you
and I want to know what your answer is because your answer will determine your
future. I kind of doubt that, so we'll see. This is all
coming up on Thursday's episode Waiting Breath. I'm so excited. Thank you so
much for watching you guys, Thank you so much for subscribing and following us
and just being with us for all these years, and you're coming up on
five years. You were just babies when we started this thing. We were
babies, and we were naughty. You were really naughty. You were you
were worse. God, you were so naughty. Bye, I see Lisa,
Bye guys. Bye. Anyway, what I know that I know that
what were you doing? He thinks someone You just seem like you're jumping the
gun things and you're skipping stuff and then you're backtrack tracking, and you're doing
it intentionally. But throws me off as the producer who is following the I
appreciate that as our producer. Extraordinary. He was like, you know,
you forgot to say that the block you were doing that bye you guys.
I know, I was just because somebody on Instagram was saying said goodbye,
so bye. Thank you for doing your job. Though he does it very
well, however, feeling under appreciate that. I appreciate sreven times where you've
forgotten ads. I know, I know, I know, I know you've
helped you produced all right, anyways he does. He's amazing. Tell me
more about that you are love your podcast? I love you? No,
Eric, you forgot to say love your podcast. Oh oh wait, show
Brian real quick that what you sent me. Did you show it to him?
No? Shut to him after the show. No show, I want
you to just show to him right now. This is the kind of thing
he sends me. Just show him the picture and then say love your podcast.
Maybe no, because you don't want you don't want Brian to think that
you're this kind of guy that would do this. Look Brian, it's not
that bad. Like, did I need to see that? Did I need
to see that? It is. You were just being picky. Okay,
say it, don't spring. You were just being picky. Say it,
I did. You were just being picky. Do we need a teleprompter or
something? I know right? I love you. Don't hold men, just
lock out, Please come on, we've already been on an hour. I
love you. I love you too. I love your podcast even more.
That's not the lockout. I love your podcast. I love you my sweet
babies you are I love you.