Whoa, what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite
baby Mama, Stormy Peat and this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip
the modern day perspective Again. I gotta work with my explosions. But listen,
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Listen in the building. I got one of my favorite pink ladies. Okay,
it is the owner and CEO of Fairy Garden mindset my girl Mare from
the Love and then one podcast. Hey girls, thank you. I just
knew Kevin was gonna play the plause real late. So that's why I clap
for you. Say exactly how we have to clap for ourselves. Sometimes we
have to clap for ourselves. That's absolutely right. I'm working video and audio
over here. I got two things doing great. You're doing. You're doing
great, sweetie. Don't let anyone tell you any different. Fight them.
Okay, thank you. Mark, what's up? How you been grossing with
the light time you came here? Oh? You know, I'm good.
I'm excited to be back, even though I drove to the completely wrong place
they got here. Well, you know what's the thought that counts? Yeah,
I'm listening. I just want to jump right into it because I feel
like as you grow, you learn different things about yourself. Yes, right,
and so definitely I learned that I'm an adult, right. And I
knew I was an adult because I don't mind having sex with the lights one
anymore, you know, Like I knew I was a grown up when I
didn't mind having sex with the lights anymore. Like when I was a young
boy, Like I would be so self conscious about riting because I just knew
that, like my titties just look like donkey ear swaying over them like that.
And then I'd be so upset when he would like trying to catch a
titty in their mouth, like it would make me so self conscious, not
knowing that gravity is going to do that to your tits. I'm talking about
these is before the kids, because before the kid, right, and I
just was so self conscious or like I would really hate when they would like
fold me up. I'm like, oh my god, I knew I look
six months pregnant, not knowing that everyone right, like, hello, you're
an accordion style. I'd like accordion style. What I mean, like,
what would you think would happen? I always say the pretzel, but I
think I'm gonna start saying accordion style. I like that. It's funny because
I had the opposite, like, really, well, I have no boobs,
like I literally just have nipples. So when I was younger, like
I was like so insecure about being on top because I'd be like, my
titties ain't titian, you know. But now I'm like, let's go,
it doesn't matter. Yes, like they worked for me. That's so.
What about the cordions? Did that ever make you feel subconscious? Yeah?
I mean even still I'll be like, oh my god, you know I
need to be like so key right now. Meanwhile, You're like, it's
been a while, but we're here now, what's suck? In my imagination,
I remember how good I like. I would literally like make excuses if
the lights were on when we started having sex. I got to get the
bathroom, legit. I would get up and act like I had to go
to the bathroom, and then on my way from the bathroom would just flicked
the light off. And then now we're making love in the dark. It
ain't no way no mmm, well, I mean you gotta do it with
enough you know, suaveness so that they don't notice that you're turning the lights
off every time. But you know what's crazy. I know, looking back,
certainly, we're probably like here this bitch God trying to cut the lights
over again, just kind of off or just say you want them off and
just call it a day. But whatever that was done, this is now.
That was then, this is now now. Also, I'm a sucker
for morning sex, so like you can't off the lights in that moment,
sunshine. Yeah, it's like we're here now. Morning sex is different because
I feel like if I'm having sex with you in the daytime period, right,
I obviously like you right right right? This is this is us bonding
where take get there? Now? If we made it to this point accordion
style, it is um. So I really want to talk about we had
a very interesting conversation a few weeks ago about the internet's hot topic right now,
high value men. Right, Yeah, before we start, I just
want to give this a disclaimer. Okay, this is not a high value
man or men period bashing party. No, And that's why I texted you
because I was like, I know Stormy loves men too, and so do
I. And I love women and I love building up women. But that
doesn't mean taking down men, you know, like I can't when people are
like these men are trash da da da da da Like, babe, the
law of polarity exists. So for every trash man there is, there has
to be an exquisite man also, absolutely, So like, maybe you just
suck at picking men. Okay, let's start here, and we're off what
I want to stop happening, right, I want everyone to stop saying that
the dating pool is trash, right, or that there are no high value
men, when in actuality, you're just not good at picking men. Let's
call a spade a spade. Let's call a spade to spade. Let's take
some accountability, like you know, so good men do still exist, and
high value men still exists, right, Yes, The problem is I think
we all have different definitions of high value men. I think that's where we're
getting stuck at. That's the thing. Yeah, so what's your definition of
a high value man? Okay? So I've been thinking a lot about this
because I've been getting introduced to different like podcasts that different. Obviously, we
got the whole Andrew tape thing going on right now, which I'm not really
sure how this man how is he tweeting from jail? Can someone please explain
this to me. I'm not going to talk too much shit because my homie
and jail and he be tweets too, so I'm gonna let him have you
Okay, so you just have your phone in there? Is that just like
what it is? Listen? It depends on the level of security, okay,
because I'm like genuinely curious. I'm like, yo, he's going off
like still every day, and there are things that he says that I,
you know, I can get behind, but not everything at all. Hey,
Amira, heymir, I'm listening. So a high value man to me
is someone that well is. So then I started thinking about it, like
before I start delving into what I think a high value man is, I'm
like, okay, fuck a high value man, fuck a high value woman.
What if it was just like a high value human? Okay? You
know, okay, because like I don't even want to like dance with the
idea of like hating on either either or like, I'm just gonna give my
attention to high value humans. Okay. So it's like someone who is emotionally
intelligent, able to communicate, has like aspirations for themselves that they're like actively
pursuing. Okay, someone who values themselves like so they're you know, conscious
of like what they're eating, what they're listening to or reading, or how
they're moving their body. These things, those to me are like bare minimum
of a high value human. Yes, I agree. So then my question
becomes what if we go into the high value It's like, what makes you
a high value man? Like you have money? I want you guys to
hear this. If you don't hear nothing else throughout this whole podcast, listen
to this right here. Just because you have money does not make you a
high value man, not at all. And I'm gonna repeated, and I'm
gonna repeat it because I know it's somebody out here like what you mean,
what you mean? What you mean? I'm gonna tell you what I mean.
Just because you have money does not make you a high value man.
And some of y'all gonna be tight about this, but it doesn't, like
y'all be thinking just because you got a couple of dollars, automatically, you've
entered the top ten percent. Okay, here's the other thing. When they
don't even have a couple of dollars actively right now, but they got,
they're setting themselves up for it in the future. Per love life for you
the fuck? Okay, you literally lack emotional intelligence, kindness, and fucking
human decency to other people. You don't even I can say thank you or
please every time you got an STD check like these are my questions, what
book are you reading? What is motherfucker spending? What the fuck? Respectfully?
I agree one hundred percent, you cannot be a high value man.
And you don't know how to articulate your emotions, you cannot be a high
value man. If you don't have empathy, you cannot be a high value
man. If you have not if you don't have a PCP, you cannot
be a high value man. If you don't know the difference between there there
and there, Oh my god, oh my god, I don't. I
don't care how much money you have. I don't care how much money you
have. You can't Okay, And a lot of y'all internet trolls are not
high value men. And I know it just gets your little dick moist hopping
on these fucking keyboards and typing all this trash. Well, let me tell
you something, sir. It ain't you. It ain't you. I don't
know what you want me to say, like do better. So it's like
with the fit and fresh and the aer tate stuff, like if you are
a high value man, you have more shit to say other than conversations about
high value men. If you are a high value man, if you are
a high value man, you aren't always in women's business, Like yeah,
you're busy. You're like building your empire. Like I just I don't get
it. And the crazy part is, I don't know many high value men
who proudly claim that they're high value men. Thank you. They rule Gee's
moving silence like Lasagne. It's like what's known doesn't need to be said,
babe, Like we know, we feel it, like we feel safe around
you, like you teach us things. This is how you would know you're
fucking with a high value man. Yes, yes, yes, high value
men have They can't help it. They automatically admit this aura. Yeah,
it's big dick energy without the egomm and I think that the men who have
to constantly yell that their high value men are the ones who subconsciously know,
Yeah, like you're lacking and slacking babe, Like you don't have to tell
me. I already know unless you tell me a thousand times. And now
now I'm questioning what I know? Why am I even talking to you?
Now? I have a question? Does high value have a monetary amount for
you? I think that I was thinking about this on the way over because
I'm like, Okay, money's obviously going to come up in this conversation,
and I feel like with the education and like emotional intelligence and like accountability,
the like money is going to be secondary, Like you're not going to have
those things and not have money, So there isn't actually like a money simunts.
It's just like inevitable. Yes, Like these characteristics equal X, Y
and Z. It'd be like the same as like you being like going to
the gym and you know, you're like, oh, I'm working out because
my body deserves to move and I would like to be agile and I want
to be able to breathe and be able to like experience life in a body
that is able to do that. A like side effect in a sense of
that is going to be that you're fit. I wanted to tap in with
some people on a live it says a high value men. Don't say they
are high value. They exuded amen. That's what we're saying. It'd be
the so called high value men talking down on the emotionally intelligent men, saying
they're too soft. I agree with this one thousand percent. If you are
not emotionally intelligent, you do not qualify as a high value mans. Now
it's more than money, it's more than money. Well, that's the problem.
It's like the whole high value man thing goes off of your esthetically pleasing
like you're attractive, cool, congratulations you have money, and like you get
women Like I feel like that is like what the Internet has been like painting
as high value men. It's like we're not even considering spirituality, Like we're
not even considering the bare minimum of what it is to be like a kind
human. Yes, yes, you know you know who I blame who I
blame the corny niggas that got money. Okay, and I'm gonna tell you
why the corny niggas got money and then proceeded to ship on all the attractive
women who didn't want them when they were growing up, right, Yeah,
and then they saw the same women who didn't want them growing up start going
through hoops a fire to get their attention, and they're like, oh,
well, now I must be it. Right, if you were a corny
nigga before you got money, when you get money, you now become a
corny nigga with money. I don't understand why y'all think you'all high value.
It's not it. That's not the way it goes like. That's not that's
not the mask there. So yeah, it's really frustrating. Now let me
ask you a question. Is there a way for a man who is not
culturally high value meaning I'm just gonna say, he just don't got the funds,
right, but he's emotionally intelligent, intelligent, he's attractive, um he
um, he got a physical this year. Okay, you got a good
job, he knows God right, just because he doesn't have the money,
is there a way for him to transition into the high value tier? I
think that yeah, you would've because if you're getting all of those things in
order, I feel like the money would just come eventually and That's the thing
is like a lot of the high value men right now are not fully even
in the tax bracket that they're like proclaiming for high value men. So you
know what, I feel like we should add into the high value requirements.
I feel like you should add in determination or motivation, maybe valiation exactly because
a high value man is never going to have enough. Well, it's like
and it's not even about having enough. I feel like it's just like the
motivation for more and like building. It's like looking at things through like um
like not lack mentality. You know, like it's like okay, Like it's
like I want more. You have to want more, not just for myself,
so that I can give to others and teach others and put other people
in positions that maybe they wouldn't be able to put themselves in. You know
what I mean? One more thing, if in order to be a high
value man, you also got to be able to teach somebody something, teach
me something like please, I don't want to talk to you about what a
woman's places and what a man's places. I don't want to talk to you
about why we should be splitting these bills and who cooking this food now because
it's gonna just come now. It's like a an EBB and a flow,
and I just want to take a little tangent real fast, going around this
corner real quick. So I don't want to have conversations of who should be
cooking, who should be cleaning, who should be doing these household duties?
Right, Like the shot is where you're losing me even are you an adult?
Right? Like do you handle your shit? Do you want a girlfriend
or do you want a maid? Do you want a girlfriend or do you
want a mom? Do you want a partner or do you want like a
personal assist? That let me know? Because most people get paid for this,
And I feel like the conversations that it's just funny too, because like
even if like I have guy friends and they'll be like, you know,
they'll like run through a list of things that they like want right now or
like need, and they'll be like, I need a girlfriend. I'm like,
babe, you just listed things of an assistant that is not a girl,
Like no, no, that's not the same. And my whole thing
is get an assistant. To expect your partner to cook for you every day
and you never cook is wild to me because this is a basic human necessity.
You're like, you should what if I wasn't here? You're not going
to live like you can't live without me. That's where we are now.
You are unable to live without a caretaker. And different people have different like
assets. Yes, my asset is not cooking, yes, personally, so
like my man is gonna need to be able to cook and teach me how
to cook so then I can cook for both of us. But like you're
not just gonna go get a fish, You're gonna teach one how to fish?
Yes, or that. There's so many options, like teamwork is the
dream work. So um. Somebody says some men want the old school ways
in this new generation. I agree one thousand percent because y'all be looking at
Okay, Well, my mom and my grandmam, they cooked and cleaned,
it did everything for my dad and my granddad. But you're leaving out the
part where dad and granddad was paying all the fucking bills so mom could stay
home. Yeah, it shouldn't have none to do but cook, clean and
take care of these kids. Exactly. You want me to split the bills
and cook all the food and clean the whole house. Like I am taking
on way more in this relationship than a lot of you are. And it's
not always gonna be a fifty fifty split. Like we are aware of that.
Some days one person's gonna give thirty, the other person's gonna give seventy,
and some days in my foot flop, I think every day everybody should
be giving a hundred percent. Well, that's like, That's what I try
to do, is like assume that everyone's doing the best that they can.
But sometimes I know you're all ain't doing the best, struggling and I know
y'all struggling. That's it. Yeah, Like I don't get it. Um,
So I just want to switch topics for a bit, um speaking of
well not really, like thanks for just letting us get that off. Yeah,
yeah, vincing. Vincing is important. Better ly throw up in Stormy.
We had a great conversation. It was it was the STD one was
my favorite point on your end. I just want to a high value man
gets tested, yes, and you know what, and reads books. I'm
sorry, those are might two for whoever is listening right now. If you
were one of those people who doesn't get tested because your partner gets tested,
and you're like, oh, well, if they don't have nothing, then
I don't have nothing. You need to grow up. Grow the fuck up.
Like there is a population of people who will not get an STD test
because they know that one of their partners or their partner is getting STD tests,
so they're like, oh, or if they're cool, then I'm cool.
Everybody knows someone like that, and that is trash. And I'm not
gonna lie y'all, no Amy, it's mostly men, y'a'll be doing it.
But I think it's also because they don't have like a private part doctor.
Well, I mean it's like I think you can get it for free
at planned parenthood. You can men and women can get free STD checks at
planned parenthood. Just so you know. I'm like, so like you should
to me, that's we're running that quarterly. Like you get an oil change
like maybe every other oil change, babe, yes, yes, yes,
Now question if you are in a relationship, do you still get routine STD
checks. So that was my other thing that I was thinking about today because
I have been like celibate right now for the past almost four months, and
I got one like after like I I haven't had sex as soon as I
got this last STD check, I'm like, y'all are done. I know
I'm good. Ain't nobody fucking touching me? No one's touching me. So
since then, I'm like, I think I'm good. But if I were
to get a new partner in the next like month or two, like,
yeah, I'd probably run it again, honestly, Yeah, what do you
think? I don't know. I mean, like, if you are in
a like full blown relationship, like you partner have been together for a year,
Okay, then I think like one a year, I was gonna unless
you think they're running game or like the possibility is there, right, if
everything is good and I have no where flags in the relationship, is nothing
to give me anything, you know, any type of suspicions. I personally
would only get an STD check at my annual Yeah, because I'm here,
I'm not gonna go on my way to keep getting tested. But like,
if it's text messages in your phone, yes, bitches coming to me as
a woman, like I'm going to frequent like how often I'm being Yeah,
you know what's crazy? I know, well I have recently heard based on
some of the listeners, there are some people who use condoms all the way
up until marriage, like even in their mind. I have a lot of
friends that are like, yeah, in la, I didn't know that was
a thing. Me neither. I can't relate. I'm gonna be honest,
Well, what's the benefit of being in a relationship at this point? I
feel like if I can't, I feel like, if I can't go raw
dog, jamal, what are we doing here? And I was like spoiled
because I was in like a five year relationship and that's where I like,
he was pretty much the first person that I was having sex with, So
I was having sex with him for five years, which I in retrospect probably
should have been using condoms. But you were young, I was, and
so but like I got spoiled kind of. So then when I was not
in the relationship, and then I'm like, you know, being a woman
and an adult and making decisions if I want to have sex with someone or
not. Then I'm like trying to use these condoms, and I'm like,
oh, fuck, it smells like someone's blowing balloons in here. I hadn't
read some stuff in Alive, so it says um, at least annually,
UM, guessing we're talking about the STD tests. Most men pride won't let
them get it done. Um, but a lot of diseases can lie dormant
for years. The turner's commented, Yeah, that's dead over here. Okay,
cool raw dog, jamal it is. Um yeah, I'm not.
I'm not knocking it. I just don't know if that would be something that
I would want to partake him. If I'm not having any red flags,
you know, I can't do that. I don't think I want to.
No, I don't want to do I don't want to. But I don't
think I want to do that at all. Um. You know, no
judgment, no, no, no, no judgment. I'm just saying for
me personally, I would not be able. That would not be What would
you do if your partner was like, yo, like I really don't want
to have any kids. I had a few pregnancy scares on my last one.
So if it's cool, we shoot, I just cool out using condoms,
pull out and put it anywhere the fuck else. That's another thing because
women will be on birth control and then they'll be like, oh yeah,
I just like let him go with me. I'm like, are you on
meth? I'm just wondering I think I may be on meth, don't We
talked about that. Well, that's like after that last episode when we talked
about yes that yes, yes, I hooked up with this guy that I
was hooking up with. He watched that clip in front of my face.
We went into my room, we hooked up without a condom, and he
came in me. That was the last time, and just like that privilege
revoked. I'm not gonna lie I may be on because like if I like
got it like a steady partner, like and I only have one steady partner.
Are you on birth control? I am on birth control? Okay,
but I know girls that I've got I'm pregnant on birth control. You're not
gonna lie yo, yes, yes, yeah, no, like a plus
B equals sick sperm egg baby. Put right. But what I'm saying is
like I'm also, like, um like almost religious about my birth control.
I have a timer on my phone right like every day every time, like
I make sure I'm in the right weight range so that it's one effective,
like right, I am very strict on it. You know what I mean?
Well, and I mean honestly, if you like pay attention to your
cycle. Anyways, there's really like three days that you're able to like actually
get pregnant. Yes, it's a very small window. So it's like if
you're looking at your stuff and you're on birth control, the world like go
off. And if it's like really something that you're like scared off, you
could always take a plan B too. But you know, I just don't
want a baby right now. No, no, no, no, no,
I definitely I don't want those problems at all. Yeah, So I'm
like baby stuff, I am good do anything else. And like, how
presumptuous of people to automatically think like, oh, if you get pregnant,
like you're gonna keep it? Who said that? Sir? Who said that?
Well, it's funny because when he did that, When that man did
that to me, I'm like, okay, so do you want like a
boy or a girl? And he's like what, I'm like, I mean
you came in May. That is a good scheme. That is a good
and he's like, we wouldn't keep Oh we wouldn't. That's weird. We're
assuming that I would upboard my unboard child. Don't full crazy bitch on it?
Yes, like fuck out of here. I'm gonna use this the next
time somebody like like dumps to me against my will, Like, do you
have a name picked out already? Because if it's a boy, we're gone
with jet Yo Jet Jackson. Did you watch that show? No? I
love Jet Jackson. Man, that's crazy. I just love that name.
But seriously, that's what I said. I'm like, but it's crazy as
you say that, because I'm going off to like, you know, men
reacting to our clips. So you know I had that clip, you know,
you know I had that clip that one viral about like how they did
a survey and fat men last longer. Right, So I'm hooking up with
this guy and we are going in extremely long time, right, and I'm
not gonna lie. I know I got some good coochie. So I'm like,
something's off here, right, and I'm talking about I'm wet. The
mood is right, it's not awkward. What a saked song? Right,
right? Right? Y? So funnily, I'm just like, baby,
please, how can I help you get there? Yes, I'm done.
I've had enough. I'm tired. I'm tired of doing this. Grandpa like,
I'm done. That's a real thing. And he was like, I'm
not gonna lie. I just was doing that because you said fat men last
longer. I just was trying to prove a point. I'm tired, sir.
You ain't gonna do all that, not you abusing my pussy for no
reason. Okay, I'm done. I'm done. I'm I'm done. I'm
done. Done. It doesn't short and sweet, it's the thing. It
exists, bro, it doesn't exist. Bro. Now I gotta go take
a bath, sit on some ice. Okay, Oh my god, for
a while, because you want to be out here prooven it got damn point.
We could have talked about this. I hate it here. I hate
it here. I'm glad that you were because the last time that we talked
you weren't. Um. I have a time or two. I love that
for you. Yeah, you know I'd be doing things or whatever or whatever
shit. So um, So he wasn't fat. He wasn't that he.
Have you ever hooked up with a fat guy? No? Me, neither.
So I honestly I don't know, and I'm not this. This is
not a disc This is not shade. This is genuine me being This is
genuinely me being inquisitive. Right when you hook up with a fat guy I
have. I don't know how it would work. I have so many questions.
Where's the stomach go? Apparently on your back? What if he's on
top of me? I don't know? And then like my other question is,
right, what if my legs are not flexible enough to straddle him when
I'm on top? You know what I mean? Well, like, and
if you were on well, wouldn't it wouldn't the stomach be on it?
See, this is what I'm saying. I didn't account for the stomach.
I think that we always they always have these classes where it's like teaching women
how to ride dick and teaching women how to suck dick. Where are the
classes about how to have sex with fat men? Because don't think like we
just because we're skinny, we'd be discriminating. No, like we are just
genuinely apprehensive because we don't know what to do. Well, yeah, I've
just never been presented with the situation. And then like what's appropriate and what's
not appropriate? Is it okay for me to stick my finger in his belly
button? And before you ask, I will stick my finger in the skin
take a belly button, So it's not like a fat thing. I want
to see how deep it is. I've never been with a fat guy.
I want to see what's up with it, Like, I want to know.
I never considered that it would be deeper, yes, because it's more
stomach like. And then like, wow, you just blewing my mind.
If I'm what a fat guy, is it okay for me to rub his
titties squeeze his nipples? Like, because I do squeeze the fit nigga's nipples.
They like that. The fit niggas like when you rub their nipples.
So it's like, what a fat nigga like that? Or would he be
you know, self conscious? Like what are the roles? Hole? It's
teacher in this class? You're right, I really I never even considered that.
The belly belt ones really thrown me. And then like I really do
have so many questions. I'm not even trying to be funny, Like I've
lived my whole life and never had sex with a fat man, So these
things are just accumulate. Like it's like before you have regular sex, you
have questions, right, Yeah, And so then I'm like, is it
inappropriate for me to bring snacks? Oh? Yeah, she's trying to get
fat. You already know, y'all already know I'm definitely trying to get fat.
Like and then what if you like, oh, you assumed I wanted
snacks, bitch, I'm like, no, no, no, I actually
wanted the snacks. It was for me. It was me, Jessica,
please feed me. Yes, So I don't know. Man, if y'all
find some classes about, you know, being intimate with fat man, please
send them my way. Apparently from the back they put their stomach on your
back and it like makes you have a better arch. Oh see, that's
too much pressure. I now, what if it makes me give me too
much of an arch? And then like I can't what if I can't carry
them that weight? And then what if he thinks like I can't take dick,
but in all actuality, I can't take a stomach. And it's like
fucking my arch up, you know what I mean? Like this is about
you, not me. Now all of a sudden, I leave this encounter
scoliosis, like how these are these are things that we need to talk about,
like very valid points. But it's no contrimination. I would definitely have
sex with the fat man. I just would need one to teach me I'm
sure that he would. If you got a fat guy, he would definitely
like put you on game. You probably would learn some things, honestly,
And then like where where you meet fat guys? Also, it's like how
fat? Because like, are we doing Dad Bob? Or are we doing
fat? Are we doing like obese? If I'm gonna do what I'm gonna
do it, I need fat, like thirty percent body fat or sixty exactly.
You know, I'm gonna say anybody who is above Umbaku from Black Panther
like Umbaku, We're up. Like that's what I want because I've never had
anything even halfway close to umbacco. Imbaku is not really too big, but
I feel like if I'm going past there, then I'm definitely with the fat
niggas. And it's like, hold on, let me tap into the live.
I haven't redad And I'm sorry, y'all, I'm sorry, don't laugh.
I was okay, um it says not stick your finger in its belly
button? Right. I had questions. I dated a person that lost a
lot of weight and had a lot of extra skin and they didn't want to
do anything about it, and that threw me for a loop. Okay,
I feel that that would throw me for a loop too. Okay, now,
at what point are we just being accepting of them in their bodies?
Though? No, I know this is I don't know. I feel like
I'd be uncomfortable if the curtains opened every single time you had a you know,
have sex with someone. You know what I'm saying so inappropriate? Well,
I don't think curtains would open. It would be like, um,
it would be like a drape situation, like I would have to go to
one side. Yeah, you know, yeah, that also makes sense.
Okay, No, back to the fat niggas a guy. One more thing.
This made me think of them right sometimes right when I lay down,
sometimes my titties go on my armpit and then like you both gonna be laying
down with titties in our armpits? Like who readjusts the titties? Do I
readjust mine and his at the same time? Like these are questions? Is
that inappropriate? I don't know. Also, I just feel like when you
have more masks, your body reaches higher temperatures at a quicker rate. Oh
yeah, so I'm assuming they're gonna be sweating in they sleep a lot.
It depends what time of year. It is when my beneficial I'm gonna lie,
not gonna lie. Someone saying I'm good on the nipple rubs, who
got let me feed you? Are you fat? Honestly, respectfully, I'm
not. I'm not trying to be funny. The shit birds one stone Um
someone said we out here, I'm assuming that person is fat. Um.
I mean, obviously they'd be fucking. It's a difference between a big dude,
husky and obese. Percent of men out here are above that above unbackle,
No, y'all are not like what no, no, because have you
ever hooked out with like a skinny dude too? Um? So I'm not
gonna lie, Like, if we're gonna talk about the fat guys, we
have to talk about the skinny guys. We're gonna talk about the fat guys.
We have talked about the skinny guys, right, but unfortunately I am
extremely shallow. Okay, So I have not hooked up with just oh I
hooked up with one skinny guy, like just straight skinny guy. All right?
Yeah, how is that? Two straight skinny guys? Okay? And
you know what I found out based on the two skinny guys, skinny niggas
got the big dicks. I feel that. Yeah, yeah, oh why
y'all be talking about this on the internet, But like, you know what,
if you're throwing it back, I'm scared they're going through the wall,
bro. And that's why I don't fuck with skinny niggas. Like if my
if I'm bent over and my um like uh bend region is wider than you
were hip area, We're gonna have an issue. My whole thing is skinny
men are cool, But Bro, I ain't really trying to have you knocked
my back wall out every time. Like, I don't know how y'all be
putting up with this. Like, and I'm a girl who are respectfully,
like women are always like, oh I need the two niches inches respectfully.
I don't want the inches. I don't want my back wall knocked out every
time. Sometimes I want to enjoy myself. Sometimes I just want to have
fun, yep. And then it's like especially from the back, and then
you know, like a lot of times guys were like the big big big
johnes have had women who are just in love with the big jeans, so
they haven't had to master moving the big johnes. Yeah, so it's like
you just in there demo and all my walls and shit, I don't got
time for that. You messing it up for the next man I'm gonna be
with, Like I I don't know, I don't know. No, I
can't do a pig like that either. This brings me so much joy because
I thought it was just me. No, no, no, I don't
want it, no because I want to. I want to fuck, like
I want to have sex, so like I can't do that if you're ruining
my space. There. Oh, this just made me feel so good,
like it needs to be. When people are like eating up, I'm like,
I really, I don't. I don't want it. I don't I
don't want that. I don't want that respectfully, respectfully not to say that
there's a problem with any of those things, well, because like you learn
it when you have that and that's who you're like hooking up with. Like
I did see this one guy for like six months and his was very large.
This is a while a gay so when I was younger, but like
you know, you like learning how to maneuver in the situation. But yeah,
I don't want to do that forever. But I mean, like I
can't do microscopic. I just can't also do anything bigger than like, like
this will probably be the biggest I could deal with, like a decent sized
water bottle. This is big though, even Yeah, this is big,
Like I don't want a big dick, respectfully, respectfully right now. That's
not to say that every man who has a big dick doesn't know how to
work his big dick. I know that is not a thing. I know.
There are plenty of men who know how to make sure a woman is
enjoying herself and having a great experience. Yes, I just ain't met a
lot of them. So in order to protect myself and my uterus, right,
I usually would prefer not to Yeah, real quick back to you saying,
like how to have a woman's experience be good too. High value men
also fuck for the woman. I'm sorry, Yeah, like, yeah,
you can't just be fucking for yourself. No, No, it's a wee.
It's a wee. Like, honestly, if you're still exting women,
did they come, you're not a high value man because or if you're not
even asking, honestly, you shouldn't have to ask, right it should you
should know? You should know if you still have to ask a woman did
she come. You're not a high valuman. And don't get me wrong,
you're not gonna know every time. But bro, if every time you are
still asking, not a high value man um. So someone said, what's
big? You talking length or girth or both? Okay, this is a
good question. I am specific I am specifically talking about length. I don't
mind girth, Like even if you have a small one in this girl,
I will try to make something happen. Oh, I feel like you could
make something. Yeah, but but like a skinny long deck is a scary
thing too that I'm just long period. I feel that long period, long
period girth is good. Someone said, y'all, if y'all scared, just
say y'all scared. We're not scared. I've been there. I did it
and it was trash. I like it. Someone says, does the hand
placement on the hip mean it's too big? The hand placement on the hip
means whose hand your hand on, like their hip or their stomach? O.
The hand placement means you're not doing something right. Y'all aren't in sync
at that moment, because she could put that hand there and you can readjust
yourself and she'll have the time of her life. She might even come in
three seconds. Yeah, I'm thinking that could be like a maneuver. That's
like an attempt. Yeah, that's like um an olive branch. Whatever you're
doing right now isn't working, and she's not gonna be like right there we
go, please, thank you, thank you, and don't act like y'alln't
see our hand there. We know y'all see our hand. We know we
know. God hilarious. Well I thought you saw there's like water on my
chest or sea. Shut up at ain't water. Someone said, it's not
the size of the wine, it's the magic that's in it. But I'm
not trying to find out what magic is in all two inch one. I'm
sorry. You know I'm not gonna lie. I saw catch me if you
can. I don't need to anymore magic. I just want to have a
good time. That's it. And that's all. Okay. Um so wow
that we just got away from everything I had on newspaper, so give me
a second. Um oh yeah, so my next point, right, and
ladies, a lot of y'are not gonna like this. But accountability is key,
self reflection is key, right, Yes, major. I feel like
we don't talk about friends who don't bring anything to the table enough, right,
And I feel like mooching friends are a thing, right And honestly,
what perks come with your pussy? Right? Like if I can't get into
a club on your pussy, okay, I don't never get no special treatment
on your pussy. Like I can't be the only COUCHI bringing benefits to this
friendship, okay, right, Yeah, so it's like if your couchie don't
come with a six Flags fast pass, Okay, so free drinks when we
go out, Like I can't be the only person bringing something and benefits into
this friendship. Yeah, I think you're I think they would fall off.
Noh huh, Like I'm confused, right, and everybody knows exactly what I'm
talking about. You got one friend, she always gonna bring the fine niggas.
One friend she gonna make sure when you go out, y'all gonna get
free drinks. One friend she gonna make sure y'all get in free to any
club in the city. She know all the bouncers. Right. You got
one friend, she gonna make sure y'all stay at the flyest resorts and go
to the most exclusive events, right, and then there's that one friend usually
that's a friend is funny though, No, I because I feel like people
can bring value in different ways. I agree, I agree, I agree,
but I'm gonna I'm gonna take that back because the funny friend is a
benefit in itself, because the funny friend usually bags the niggas. The funny
friend, she might not have a man who's interested in her, but she
will make sure to find men come to where wherever we at. She gonna
make sure to find men, stay around right and entertain. We do love
a funny friend, we really do. So now we're back to this other
friend who doesn't bring the niggas, doesn't give you like you know, it's
elusive, like perks like what your friends is a thing like when you when
you hear this, I want y'all to stop and think, what does what
pussy? What perks comes with your pussy? Like that's a good question.
Moral what perks come pussy? Um? Yeah, I like stay by myself
a lot. So it's like I feel like I I'm like the friend that
puts you in situations you wouldn't put yourself in, but not dangerous ones or
scary ones. But just like you bringing experience, Yeah, that's fine,
you're bringing something. You're still bringing something. If you are the friend who
makes sure you have the fly trips or the good experience, the great time,
you know exactly where to go, what to do, you know what
not to do. We're not to go. That's still a benefit. Oh
when you know what else is a good benefit for me is I can de
escalate any situation. That is one of my superpowers. Me too, that
is one of my superpowers. I am a problem solver. So if we're
if shit starts to get rowdy, you know, there's the friend we know
who's gonna start swinging, and then there's me. I am a de escalator,
but only because one of my defense mechanisms is honestly humor. So I'm
honestly just gonna make everybody laughing. Now we're no longer one to fight,
like I've done that multiple times. Yes, and I didn't even realize I
was that person until about four or five years ago. Like I didn't know
that was one of my superpowers. Yeah, yes, it's important. One
percent. Cruise Shaw very resourceful. It is because people be getting mad,
so like you need that you need the little like fairy kind of honestly in
the group. Also, you know what I mean, like the one that's
gonna make sure like everyone's like having fun, but like in a good way
and then like steering away from like just bad John's ladies. Tap in on
a live right now and let me know what do you bring? What perks
comes with your pussy tapping on a live right now? Um, so someone
says, I'm getting us the free drinks. A queen, Yes, a
queen important, you see that. And she knew her role, she knew
what role she played, and she owned up to it, and she said,
I'm getting us the free drinks. I'd lick storms baby here. Well,
okay, it's giving calic vibes and you have count Now, okay,
we're outside. Um, what if that's the friend that's there in case ish
pop off? Listen, that means you're still bringing something. You're the enforced
So long as you're not the friend that is there in case shit pops off,
but you're also the friend that makes shit pop off. Don't be problematic.
As long as you're not the friend who's telling honestly, that's all,
that's all that matters. Here, all group of friends should definitely have roles
and understand them and understand their role in their group. I agree, like
that was a way better way to say that all friend groups should have roles.
You have to know what role you play in your particular friend group.
Yeah, and you gotta play on his strength. And if I can't benefit
from anything from you, it's not gonna work because what perks does your pussy
come with? Like, that's what it comes down to for me. You're
done. I'm the protector and the driver. Oh the drivers, I can
relate to that. Okay, but do you be driving sober? And because
some people will say that a driver and still get just as late as you
and telling you yank them all take most shots, bitch, I thought you
was driving right, told one. So do y'all discuss y'all roles before y'all
go out? No? Because I think if y'all are real friends, you
already know this is like the high value man like y'all gotta say it.
We're just now. Yeah, yeah, and everyone has like their time to
shine. I feel like too. Yes, Yes, ladies got the rule.
We come together, we leave together, Okay, right, I'm leaving
by myself. I'm out now. I'm not telling anybody. I feel like
the older you get, the more we came together, we leaving together no
longer applies. And I'm not talking about you in a foreign country or something
like that. I'm talking about it was just like casual, you know,
hang out between you and your girls, a spot that you frequently before.
Right. I feel like the older you get, that rule no longer applies
because somebody got a disappointment set up, somebody going to the gym in the
morning, somebody got to work in the morning. Like unfortunately, it's not
easy for us all to leave at the same times anymore. I get it
though, of like, okay, you gotta walk somebody out like there.
I get that, Like you leave together, like okay, if someone's leaving
by themselves, like maybe someone walks into their car and then they both get
in the car and then they get dropped back off things like that. But
I'm with you. I don't think that you need to leave come together,
leave together type of Yeah, like if we came together, we leave together.
The older you get, the more that no longer applies. Yeah,
um, so would you like to get into some edibles? Oh, I'm
always in edibles, all right, are we talking? The edible version of
the show is when we re in questions that people say, God, I
knew that, God le goddamn are we having mushrooms? Jesus so um.
The first question, would you give your partner a Hall Pass four times a
year? Me? Desinitely, Yeah, I would four times. I'm like,
not monogamous though, Okay, we're talking about in a in a monogamous
relationship, would you give your partner a Hall pass four times a year?
Quarterly? Yeah, seasonally? Yeah? Maybe that's crazy to me. Why
do you need if we're in a monogamous relationship, why do you need quarterly?
New Kuchi? Is it like a neater? Is it a one?
Well, they just said a whole pass, so I think it needs to
be discussed because my whole thing is like it's gonna be like spring. You're
like, oh, yeah, I want that bitch for the fall her right
here. I'm gonna keep her, keep her around so I can have her
ride and sweat a weather. Yeah, she's gonna look real nice. Yeah,
she's gonna look real name. Like, Now I got a problem.
You're planting on bitches for winch or time, Like, I don't like it.
I'm not against the whole pass, but I think four times a year
is a lot. Oh yeah, I can see that. What's appropriate number
for you? If it was a monogamous relationship, I would just be like,
you know, you have to feel it out. I don't see I
don't see someone coming to me more than like two or three times. If
that's like not what we're built on. You know, if we're built on
it's me and you don't come to me more than two times. There was
this amazing there's this amazing allure of the hall pass for men. Right,
So when you ask, what, I give my partner a Hall pass four
times a year, does he honestly want me to have a Hall pass four
times a year? That's another question. I mean I probably wouldn't want to
have all. Like I think if I really got with someone and like that
was my person, I don't really know that I would be that drawn to
anybody else. And then that's another thing. If you're really my person and
I love you enough to give you a Hall Pass, at that point,
I feel like unless we've been in like twenty years or like some ridiculously long
time, I don't think I will want one, you know what I mean?
Like, if it's something okay, you know what, I take this
back. I take this back. If it's a specific person. No,
if it's something going on where like maybe I'm going through menopause or like maybe
like I don't get wet. No, more like maybe I got something going
on right, then I might outsource the pussy. Yeah, yeah exactly,
like yeah, there's your resources. Yeah yeah, yeah, I feel that
for sure. That's like a thing too, because people don't have the same
sex drives, and then they'd be like, you know, you got a
man that wants to fuck every day, and then you got a woman who
is, like, you know, has thyroid problems and she can't. Yes,
it's like, well, I don't know what you do in that situation.
I don't know, y'all. Tap in, let me know, would
you do it or not? Next, I thought this was interesting because this
person says, if a female shows you a pick of her vagina, excuse
me, If a female shows a pick of her vagina to a guy,
does that mean she wants to fuck him or she's just flirting. I honestly
read that and said, bro, you just got friend zone, like because
if I send you a picture like does this look weird to you? Or
if I send you a picture like he really messed my wax up this time?
Like you know what I mean, I'm not sending a If you're getting
a pussy pick, like, it's because that's what type of time we're on.
I don't think so. I don't think so. If you have to
question if she wants to fuck you or if she's just being nice, I
think you just got friend zoned. Wait, so people are sending pussy picks
just to be like, hey, look at my wax. You know,
I think I think I think the couccie pick is a little wild. I
think it is a little extreme, right, because I don't think people are
randomly sitting couccie picks, right, but say, like m lingerie titties just
inappropriate pictures. Sometimes that is women's way of friends zoning you, Like really,
you see, I'm using that kind of stuff to I would hope bag
whatever. I'm like, if if you don't like me after you see me
in lingerie, like you just don't happen. But it ain't gonna happen.
It that's wild. Hold on, I'm about to read some stuff from the
live it says, wait, read it again, right, that's what I'm
fucking saying. I'm like, I'm confused. Someone says it's a cash app
trap. Now that is the most honest answer I've heard so far. It's
a cash ap trap. I agree. Oh, that's going back to the
whole past thing. Okay, women don't send vagina picks two dudes. They
aren't interested in fucking. That's how I feel. And then you know what
else, I will have a question about what we say vagina. We're talking
full lips and that's what I was thinking too, Like is it from the
top or am I spreading and like coming from the bottom? Yeah, if
my lips are spread, then yeah, Okay, I get that. But
sometimes women do say inappropriate pictures just the friends on you. I don't know
who these women are. Have you done that? No? Not me.
I just started taking nudes again, right, And the problem is they so
fire? Right, I told needs today, I've no one to send them
too. I was sending them to my best friend, Like, bro,
yo, nudes so fire and you don't have no one to send them to,
So now you just put them in the group chat like y'all, like
I really that's really me. Look what I'm made. Look what I'm like
sending nudes to your mom, Like we really did that, like we snap,
you snap say, like collab on a hundred thousand bro, like especially
you know, because we've both been in the gym and like working on the
stuff like that, Like when you start to see the changes, Oh my
god, I'm not gonna lie. I went out and like some new underwear.
Yes. I was like, oh no, this is a special location.
Yeah, you're gonna cry. Because when I was getting ready to come
here, I like put on one pair of underwear and they were like giving
men, like these are like not my best underwear. And I literally was
like no, babe, like these are not high value women underwear. Come
on, somebody come home changed. Thank you, you know, thank you.
I feel special now Mordan changed that underwear from me. Amen. Amen.
I feel that though you should buy new things, like new bikinis.
Ah, like you're putting in the time, you might as well. It's
so crazy though, because I'll be thinking, like I wonder if my friend's
like here, if you go pussy again, Like I'll be thinking like,
yes, here I and here and did that shit is Wait, so the
lives says, um, wait, so women be group chat and they pussy.
That's a real thing. Yes, yes, we do not are like
Labia, but like that cute bra and underwear set that we just got,
or like maybe not, maybe we just got out of the shower and we've
really been out here in the gym. Man, we just looked like that,
like shit and not even that like. So sometimes girls will take fire
nudes and then send them to the friends such a confirm that they're fire,
or be like which one before I send them to the guy? Yes,
yes, I would be like which one you like these X, Y and
Z D school before I send them to the guy, Which is very dumb,
because what we like and what men like aren't to say, that's very
true. I never thought of that. Yeah, you know, you just
just you need to get a general consensus. Though sometimes someone saying add me
to the chat postuls don't get fat, I respect the respected. Uh what
would you do somebody from one of your shoes? Um, I don't I
don't think so, I don't know, I don't think so what's that even
mean? I don't know? So who is in this group? None of
your business while you learn something new every day. Listen, see you ain't
know that. Now that's a real thing. It is a real thing.
And I feel like technically I told you all about this, So y'all need
to teach me about how to fuck fatman. So you're welcome, thank you.
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