All that time people talk. You have a name. Welcome to another episode
of Jeff Just Bizarre Adventure. I am your host, more saying, joined
as always by John aka super Hi Patch Wolf. It's I'm feeling a little
feeling a little mournful after these two episodes. Yeah, yeah, I can't
say I'm really feeling the same high energy. It's not true. It's just
I think there is an episode where a lot of people will regret their words
and deeds. Yeah, yeah, I think so. We're also joined by
Jeff the Snack law back La Hi. There. It's not a time for
snacks, Like John said, it is the time for morning. Yeah.
You know, life is so fragile. It certainly is. I didn't think
i'd be feeling the way I feel going into these two episodes. Left with
a large hole. I'm also joined by Lucy James frames, Hey, don,
how's everyone doing? Everyone good? Yeah, you're You're gonna need to
bring it down. I know. Mournful, Okay, I just want to
get it out there. At the opening of the episode is that they are
digging up the road outside my apartment. I've done everything I can to make
it an enjoyable listening experience for your I downloaded and video broadcast God speed to
us all. But there was literally a reversing dump truck and it's beeping and
it's making a lot of noises. So I'm sorry. And then yeah,
okay, emotion can hear I can hear the beeping truck, which is,
yeah, perhaps you should go in your apartment and not on the street with
them. Wow. First of all, that's what it sounds like. It
sounds bad. No, I'm kidding, Okay, good, okay, because
I mean I'm not seeing much on the on the wave forms in audacity,
but no, it's yeah, they're going to spend the whole week digging up
my street. And so if I wasn't already feeling mournful enough, here I
am a lot of good concrete being murdered outside Lucy's apartment. Hate to see
it, you know, mm hmmm, kicked. What a couple episodes,
ladies. Before we begin, I would like to once again credit and thank
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which I use for the episode recaps. So take a little bit from JoJo's
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I actually get to enjoy the episodes instead of sitting there and every ten seconds
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episode, you are. You are creating content. Yeah, it sucks.
Appreciate you both. I appreciate you. This episode will cover two JoJo's episodes,
The Miasma of the Void Vanilla Ice Pot two and three, so we
will be wrapping up the Vanilla Ice arc, which is exciting. This Vanilla
Ice guy, I'm sure, I'm down with it. If you had written
the name of every villain slash opponent in Jojo up until this point and said,
who do you think is the least threatening of these? I would have
one hundred percent point Vanilla Ice completely the name. It wasted the name.
I also kind of think it's genius because, like, you come into it
thinking, oh, Vanilla it's probably a pushover, and then he goes and
does what he does, and you're like, oh my god, this.
I was not expecting this level of savagery from what is effectively the most annoying
white rapper of all time. Meanwhile, Billy Jean gets fucking marked in like
a second. Yeah, it's not even fair. I think at least Billy
Jean gets mentioned. At the end of the second episode, here is like
a kitty mentioned. I think we talked about this before, but it's Kenny
Kenny g Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I was like confused again and
I was like, wait a second, did I do this before? But
yeah, and we'll get to this because these two episodes are the second and
third in the Vanilla Ice trilogy, if you will, as we like to
call it. I think the weird thing about what this show tends to do,
and I don't know if we've talked about it in great detail, but
what the show tends to do with stand introductions is like really just like knock
you over the head with this sort of like oh my gosh, how in
the world there's no possible way what can our heroes do against this void?
You know, they kind of do this a lot where the odds are seemingly
insurmountable, and then when the actual sort of like fight starts to happen,
everything sort of shrinks down a little bit and you're like, Okay, perhaps
Vanilla Ice is beatable. Perhaps he's not just like this void randomly eliminating material
from the world as we know it. Maybe he's got a weakness. Yes,
John, it's called conflicts, Jeff. Yeah, I understand. I
understand. Yeah, it's called shifts in momentum. Jeff, I realize that.
But like it is jarring. What someone have movies where everything just worked
out? What if this was winning, always won. I'm not I'm not
asking. This is a very also, this is you, guys. This
is also a very exclusive way of storytelling for comics for sure, and like
the Twilight Zone did stuff like this a lot of like radio plays did this
right, where like they would have like our hero is stuck in a bubble
eight miles underneath the ground, and then like the next episode we're like after
escaping the bubble, you know that kind of thing. So I get it.
I'm no stranger to this sort of style of storytelling. But at the
same time, it is funny Vanilla Ice, uh, really really hyped up
and then like in practice maybe kind of a bitch? He killed two people.
He's kid. Did you just call him a bitch when he did what
he did? Yeah, Jeff understand. Jeff anymore. I feel like,
well, what's what's going on here? I'm just saying like I enjoyed this
villain for sure. Wait wait wait, I love the idea of Jeff leaving
Avengers end game. It's been like fans what loser? Half the entire population
of the universe is dead on talking. Wait? Is this is this Jeff's
attempt at like creating conflict on the podcast? Okay, you're miss this is
will Jeff? Do you have these opinions to give us something to get like
spicy over? Is that what we get riled up? Again? Are we
not on a podcast? Are we not? Do we forget where we were?
I'm just trying to have a conversation here with friends. Oh, I'm
just asking the questions the question again, same was last time. Mister on
the flag mean is back again? Talk about mister Spirals. Let's talk about
here he is okay about mister Vanilla. So when we left Vanilla Ice and
Poulnariff and Iggy last time, it was the unfortunate moment that resulted in Avdol
being completely disintegrated. He gets munched by v an isis stand cream? Is
cream? Right? Yeah? Yes? Yeah? Is there any part of
you guys that thought maybe Afdol was gonna pull through at some point, yes,
no, yes, no. I saw I saw the two limbs on
the ground, and I was like, I think he's done for come on.
I felt like most people would. If I didn't know that he weren't
going to pull through, I would have theorized he's somehow going to grow back
from his hands, has literally lost his hands. Yeah, I think like
they would have been like, oh, Joe, you know the what do
you call it, Joe Star's Company or whatever. It can regrow an entire
body. They do ship like this in this very arc that we're fucking discussing,
they do it did grow back. Oh and also Palmer were as we're
about to find out, Yeah, I guess so, I mean he'll like,
we'll get to it later. So Abdol is done. That leaves Poul
Math and Iggy as the next targets of Vanilla Ice. But Paul Marath is
very, very, very angry at the loss of his friend yet again.
This is the second time that Abdol has died. The first time was Polara's
fault. Second time kind of also Paul Narra's fault, So he summons Silver
Chariot and just goes ham but Vanilla Ice and his stand Cream just kind of
easily dodge him and disappear and like make him look like a bit of a
chump. But Silver Chariot does do enough damage that or like it makes enough
of a ruckus that the rest of the Joe Star group kind of figure out
something is going on because they're just wandering around somewhere else, like what the
fuck's going on? And it takes him a little while, but they're like,
this is probably Abdol, Paul Marath and Iggy having a fight, so
we should find them. So the rest of this kind of episode is a
lot of Cream just flying about and disintegrating things. It's like, it's just
crazy. He's just like a ball bearing black hole. Yeah. I think
one of my favorite parts is when polner If and Iggy escape it through a
doorway to like avoid cream Cream being this entity that can literally vaporize anything it
touches, and polner If puts a couch up against the door to stop him
getting like that. He still cannot he still cannot detach himself from being so
fucking stupid. No, we cannot know, like this thing is like gobbling
up existing best. That's all we can really ask for, because when we
forget through this door, we're all trying. I'd like to see him deal
with this couch. Yeah, how about cotton people sit on this. He
wouldn't do such a heinous thing. He's going to see this couch here,
feel tired and start go sleep. Cream is basically turned into this like invincible,
invisible ball of just like chaos and destruction, and it's just like flying
around everywhere. So pol Earth and Iggy are basically like, we need to
get the fuck out of here immediately. So they're running towards the kind of
entry the door to the mansion, and then Polnarith has his like his moment
where he's like, no, I will not run. And I love this
moment because he's running towards the door and then just does an abrupt right turn
and up the stairs and it is like at that moment Cream comes out.
He's like, oh shit, I was waiting at the door to come out.
And so they run upstairs, but they pol Earth still has no idea
how to fight this thing, which is the fact that he decides not to
and a way is a bold move. Considering he has no plan at that
moment. Yeah, which is also kind of typical Polnareth. Yep. So
they get upstairs into what looks like an art gallery in this mansion. Sure,
it's fucking an impossible man, what's going on here? Yeah, I
don't worry about it. And they immediately spot this giant hole and they're like,
shit, he's already up here, just around. So they did this
cool thing where they is like, you watch my back to Iggy, and
Iggy's like, and I'll watch yours, and they like Iggy is on his
shoulder looking behind while Polnerth's looking forward. It's it's a nice moment because you're
like, oh, they're actually working together they after hating each other for ages.
Also, I love the drawing of Iggy in that frame. Yeah,
it's really cool, the only acceptable version of Iggy. Let's not talk to
you about Iggy. Yeah, okay, of course this doesn't do much.
Polar ends up getting like damage pretty badly, but Silver Chariot is putting up
a pretty good fight and it kind of pushes Vanilla I see into being a
little more careful with his attacks. But Paul and Arth is wiling out and
he's like destroying the room and then Vanilla Ice reappears and then suddenly, from
behind him arrives Deal and he comes out and he's like and Vanilla Ice is
like, Todo, don't you know bother yourself with this. You don't need
to fight, just stand back and watch. And she was like, oh
shit, we haven't seen Deal on ages and now he's here. But it
turns out it's not Deal. It's a clone made of Sand. I always
I always forget what Iggy's power is, Man, what the stand does I
forget? Every time? Yeah? Well, in your defense, Lucy,
I don't think this is it. Oh this is out of nowhere. This
comes out also like, not only does Eggy create a Deo clone, he
some physical clone. He somehow imitates the voice of Deal as well, using
the Sundi sound vocal chords. That and I don't know if has has there
been a scene where Iggy knows what he is what Deal sounds like? Have
there ever been face to face Oh that's the least of this problem. Somehow
he knows that to replicate the sound of it's weird. It is weird.
Uh, yeah, he's his standard is like sort of like sort of like
a Hot Wheels, like a Hot Wheels character, does it looks like a
Hot Wheels character, but also kind of like a Digimon, sure, because
you're not like like ninety percent of Digimons are shit. And then there's like
a couple of good ones. Sorry, Jordan Romay, I know you love
Digimon, but let's be honest, Agumon looks terrible. It's every time I
seem like Amon, who's Agumon the like little Raptor dude, Yeah, the
little orange dinosaur. I know some serious Agramon fans. I know a lot
of Agramon fans. But he's only like interesting when it becomes like grayme on
and metal graym on and then where they give the digimon a gun, and
then I start thinking it's cool they did give risingly comment. I always whenever
I watched Digimon, I was like, okay, I'm gonna get into this
Pokemon. Like think the moment they started talking, I was like, I'm
out. I can't. I can't be fucking hair and sass from these little
weird monsters. It's it's weird and dark in a way that's interesting. Yeah.
Yeah, the game's not been good in a really long time, but
do a good digimon game hurry up band and I'm coo, I'm sure you've
got the license or something. So the deo, the Deo Fake Deal,
is positioned behind Vanilla Ice and is ready to strike on the orders of Paul
Naif and Iggy, But at the last second, the jig is up and
Vanilla Ice realizes what's going on and kind of retaliates. And his reasoning is,
Vanilla Ice would never have come into that room because not an Ice.
Deal would never have come into that room because it's full of sunlight and deals
a vampire. So he just he just avoids that room, which is a
I was confused because I was like, buddy, you're a vampire. Yeah,
But I think the thing is he doesn't know that he and also something
else hasn't happened. So that's the that's the upper hand that Paul Narreth gains.
He figures out, he figures out that Vanilla Ice is a vampire,
has become a vampire. Vanilla Ice is like getting stabbed through the brain like
twenty times, and he's just like, Wow, I'm really good at fighting.
Yeah right, yeah, And you know, in one moment, Paul
neare thinking he can stop an impended, unstoppable void with the couch, and
the next breath figures out all this vampire biology with Vanilla Ice. In the
second breath, it's the duality of Poul near Yeah, this has been a
big growth episode for sure. I would argue that Paul Marf is actually the
main character of this part. He's he's in it, but like all the
most important drastic things happened to Paul Marth, and Joe Too is there to
either start or end the narrative, He's arguably more entertaining. Yeah, we're
just gonna say this, Jeff Tress Adventure, Paul Marth is the main character
of this part. So that's cannon. Now, Yeah, that's kinda now.
I'm not going to sign on to any of this. You'll see.
Will you make a video about it? And then it comesna, here's what
you do, right you you make a video about it. You make a
video about it, and you draw an analogy to milk Your Solid Too,
where you think of now you think you're getting snake in Joe Too, but
actually you get a character that you dislike but is actually the main character right
in slash, Paul Nearf. Your sold Too the best medal YOURSELD. I
might agree with you, depends on what they is. This video rights itself,
John, Come on, yeah, they all right themselves. You get
these progress ahead of the curve. I haven't been like voice since twenty eighteen.
Yeah, yeah, so, Jeff Bakala supports chat GPT and good good.
I took from all that extraction. That's the takeaway. Wait that you
got kicked out seeing it though? Wait did I miss something? I'm not
gonna repeat that. Oh I see, that's not the game we're playing here,
my good buddy. We're on a podcast amongst friends and if there's a
thing, you know. Marty came into the room real quick and yeah,
me and my coordinated that that. Yeah, you guys are drifting. I
said, weird that you got kicked out and seen it despite your love of
AI and GBD. Let's look, I can't I can't really say anything because
it's a good joke. Good joke. Also, you didn't get none of
us, did Yeah. I am still a Red Ventures employee, Thank you
for me, and I love Redventures more than anything. Uh, I too
love my corporate overlords. So in response to this Vanilla, I just I
don't know what happens here, like on a dime, just snaps and just
victimizes Iggy in a way that I've not seen a character get beaten up in
this series before. This was horrible. I hated watching that so bad.
Like it was. I counted the kicks. Okay, count the kicks.
I'm kidding. It's probably something like twenty eight. But here's here's what's so
stupid. After a while, he's not even kicking him. He's sort of
just like Dungeon. There's one. Yeah, there's right. He's just kind
of like playing with his body, you know, like a lot like a
lion with its prayer. How well developed that man's squads are I would have
thought this would have done it? Yeah, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, not only are the quads so well developed, but
they're not even they're not contained by anything. We can see every rippling muscle,
and so yeah, personally find it a little strange that I guess that
Vanilla Ice does not seem to be especially well endowed man. Hmm, do
you think you could tell he's a penis? Maybe? Oh, Jeff,
Like, there's no calculat it just gives it to you. You just It's
just there's so many shots where I do know, Okay, flip for the
sake of science, I'm going to see if this is actually a part of
his faithful thing by googling how big is Vanilla ICE's dick, Joejo's bizarre Adventure.
Yes, please, you need to be You're still gonna find some results.
There's one port fund immediately details. Oh okay, good group. Nah
does a backflip and you can kind of see his little like his a little
sackle. Maybe you see maybe he sees straight down his asshole in that shot
he's talking. I've watched I've seen a lot of drag I've been to a
lot of drag shows. There was one performer in London who does drag naked
and they were tucked and I was like, holy shit, how are you
doing that? Anyway? Maybe he also you can sometimes like you can put
the things back up inside a little bit. Yeah, so that could be
what's going on. Why do I know that you can do that? Yeah?
Were players do it? Yeah? Rugby players. So they can't get
their balls grabbed, they took the balls up, they put their balls back,
they shoved their balls. Oh my god, And how do they keep
that there. Just whenever that happens me, it's like an unintentional, uncomfortable
thing, and I'm like, oh, I need to cross. I need
to fix this immediately. Yeah, I have to. I stand up straight
like a sumo wrestler and just jump up and down until everything is back up
normal. You know what I mean? Oh my god, is that not
what you guys do? Like Stacy, like just looking at you and being
like, oh, what's happened again? Has it? They're up there,
sweetie? They're up to your belly, aren't they? Oh? Time time?
What have you found? You've been making? Bizarre reddit thread's speechless?
You to take the words away from Tam. I'm on this one. But
I was just wondering where you go to mak rum But it was it's I
can't link, but the sub the subreddit is ship post Crusaders, which is
I can't I can't, I can't post the direct link to it. But
it's it's this. Oh my god, no, but you said it's this.
No, no, no, so say it, say it, uh,
Tam. I don't want to say it. I don't want to say
this must be riveting. Yeah, I just just it's the sake. It's
for the sake of saving all the frustrated people who don't know what we're talking
about. There was a heart shaped indentation on Vanilla ICE's forehead and people were
wondering where it came from, and they found it. It is apparently that
Dio has a heart shaped belt podcast, right, I think the peoples implying.
I think people can put two and two together. Jeff, Yeah,
I think Captain Schutz has got a good kind of like thought statement for people
to kind of work with, which is Vanilla Ice can't suck because it would
eraise what he sucks, which is a good jumping off point to have a
discussion about this if you if you're like to, but a good thought experiment,
Yeah, yeah, a conversation start as they say, you know,
love it anyways, the impossible pivot. Yeah, he's getting his ass kicked
very badly, and Vanilla Ice is upset and doing this because Iggy made him
strike Deo's image, so he created a fake Deo and made him here,
and vana Ice is very upset about that. So Polari tries to use Silver
Chariot to save Iggy, but Cream and Vanilla Ice just like Vanish but pon
Larva at this point is just raging, and he realized that the sand that
Iggy scattered could actually help him track Cream and Vanilla Ice because as it's moving
around the room, it's kind of absorbing and like sucking up all the sand,
so it's creating a clear path for him to see, and using that
method, he uses his stand to stab Vanilla Ice through the mouth. You
think it's done, but somehow cars going erotic. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah, they have a long conversation, yeah, with just like a sword
in his mouth. Yeah, he's got a sword in his mouth, and
the just chain isn't the first time that he's had a sword in his mouth,
As we've just learned, Cream grabs Silver Chariot's arm and kind of starts
breaking it, which obviously makes that's really nasty. Yeah, that's it,
Yeah, yeah, because it obviously it transfers that damage onto Poulnarth as well,
which forces Polnarth to like let go, and then he kind of destroyed,
like he melts a bit of Polnith's thigh as well, and it's it's
weirdly disgusting to have just like a small chunk of his thigh missing I'm not
a fan of that. Yeah, I hated that. Again, Like I'm
still watching on Netflix, so I'm still getting it blacked out. But even
even that was like just a big, a big, big chunk. Yeah.
But through this, polth does managed to grab Iggy and kind of what
happens with Iggy, It is Iggy just like die there No Iggy like eventually
sort of like crawls. Yeah, he hides. Yeah, it kind of
hides for a little bit. And then by that point, Cream is like
just doing the circles around the room and slowly, like so he's doing that
because he can't see Polner if he has to poke his head out and see
Polner if he can't see through his stand No, but like that's I think
that's where I sort of on decinct a little bit where I was like,
okay, this thing, like again, it does explain the sort of like
random and wiki Jeff. I think there was a point where like I was
super into the logic of this fight, yeah, and then I kind of
fell off it, right. I think they lost the thread a little bit
with the spiraling where it's just like I'm a big ball of nothing, I'm
a black hole pinball and then I just can't see where I'm going, which
I was like, Okay, I think it's purely just like a really like
ham fisted artificial way to create tension, where it's like, exactly, he
just needs a way out. It's just the way out. And sometimes I
think, I don't know, probably no one's ever said this before, but
I feel like a Rocky might have written himself into a corner there. I
know it's never happened before, but here we are. Uh, but it's
fine. It was good entertaining the spinal thing was like it still was on
us. The moment of the ball of the void, like, yes,
like just obliterating pollener I for that's such a great shot. Yeah, and
very clearly like let's let's stay on that for a second, John, very
clearly disintegrating him. Oh yeah, no, he's dead, like without a
doubt, not no mistakes could be made. His earring is the only thing
that like survives the sort of notion we watched himndike like, for he shows
he's dead, he's not coming back, he just becomes nothing. Yeah,
up in the ball, he's gone. So in the next episode, Polner's
alive. I do like the ending though, where he's like he kind of
gives up and knows that he can't escape because he doesn't have the energy,
and he's like maybe what does he say? Says like maybe he just wanted
it more than me. I was like, yea, yeah. There's a
bit earlier where it's like it lays out the three options and the third one
is so funny, yeah, the quiz, and then like it was option
C give up Life is a bitch, and like that's the one he goes
for, and it finally it ends with Poler kind of doing a salute to
Iggy like he's sacrificing himself and it's actually a heroic moment where Iggy is also
looking and it's like, oh my god, and you're like, oh,
this is a huge moment, and he is going back and forth with Iggy,
right like we kind of glossed over that, but like Iggy like you
could see he's trying to muster the last bit of strength he has to save
Paul Air and he kind of can't muster the energy. And then they do
that like very visual titling on screen with the pop quiz, which I thought
was I mean, I really enjoy that sort of stuff, but it was
very weird and you are made to believe, of course that like he just
couldn't couldn't do it, a little dog just couldn't muster the energy. And
then the third episode starts, Yes, Miasma of the Void of the Spot
three. So we we begin with Joe, Taro, Joseph and Kyo In
just walking around just something is his real name is Popper name, which is
cool cachio in because he has is there and they're just like walking around.
They heard like matchit was going on. They were carried on walking at that
exact same pace, which is a wild thing. They eventually they're just making
their way there. Meanwhile, Vanilla ice Is has seemingly disintegrated Poul naive and
he's like haha, and he pops his head out to have a look about,
and then he declares that he's kind of having an ego ego a moment
where he's like, actually, polarif you didn't do any of this damage to
me, it was Abdul that did all this damage, which is a really
weird moment where I don't I don't even know what was going on there.
I was like, okay, cool, just take the hell you got hurt,
but you want to move on, but apparently not. Then Vanilla Ice
is like, I'm going to kill the rest of your friends, and then
notices that this sound falling around him, and then looks up and sees Paul
Naif up there in the ceiling, alive and well. Iggy used his stand
to raise poul Nerve to the ceiling using sand and so many just like they
showed him the last episode, exactly the same. Yeah. He uses this
kind of upper the positioning to try and ambush from the ice and drops down
and stabs Vanilla Ice in the forehead with still silver chariot and then turns the
sword to break his neck. That's pretty narrow, which is brew a boy.
It was so cool though, Like I mean it was it was.
I was, you know, like coming back from the jaws of defeat doing
all that. I was like, yes, he's fucking done it, and
then no, Yeah. It's also it was it was like emotionally powerful because
shortly before he does it, he's kind of like mourning the loss of Eggy,
so you're like, oh man, he really cared about him. And
at one point I think he says, you don't really know the value of
people until they've gone and it keeps happening to him. I was I was
looking at that bit and I was like, I bet that's Jeff right now.
Yeah, like I wish this cool little dog earlier. Yeah. The
good thing about Iggy is like he stood his ground always, like, and
there's that moment where he's getting his ass kicked and he like stands up a
little bit and just like does a smirk at Vanilla Ice. Yeah, that's
which I was like, Yes, Iggy, you're an asshole to the very
end. I love that My complaints with Iggy were not personality based. I
just couldn't look at the guy. It's the little fucking face, all right,
it's the face, come on, but it's okay, okay, okay,
I accept that when he comes into it first and he literally looks like
a little hell demon. Yeah, this this little dude we're looking at here,
cute as cute as heck. Yeah, I think he's cute. I
think that's yeah. I mean I don't understand people because, like I've seen
the most ugly dogs in the world and people are like it's adorable. I'm
like that, and the dog looks like it's fucking hideous. So I look
at and Iggy. Iggy looks cute to me. I guess maybe we'll just
agree to disagree here. It's got egg, he's got like the anime flavoring.
So Tim was like, okay, I'll forgive, I'll forgive. Yeah,
I mean, did Iggy earn respect? Uh from like personal traits?
Of course, like Eggy, Iggy's earned every respect I can give, Like
used to, My complaints are surface level. You know that picture of Iggy?
Okay, maybe not that one. Yeah, it's just I can't egg.
He's a monster, He's he's a very cute little dogs. I've just
posted another image in there, which is sort of weird as weird fan comic
image of a terribly drawn Paul If petting a terribly drawn Iggy and the I
read I'm gonna shave him. I'm gonna shave all his fur off. I
don't know what's going on there, Tim Jojo fans are very weird. So
after breaking his neck, Iggy Vanilla Ice just stands up again while Poulnarith is
mourning the loss of Iggy. But at this point pol Narif's figured out what's
going on and what is going on is that he's a vampire. Vanilla Ice
is a vampire. Silver Chariot like destroys a nearby door I think it is,
and it lets the loads of sunlight in and it dissolves vanilla ICE's arm,
which is the first part of his counter attack. Vanilla Ice then realizes
that he's got a major weakness now and he's getting pushed into the light by
silver Chariot, which eventually just completely disintegrates him. And the logic, hair
is, when we first met vanilla Ice, he showed his loyalty to Deal
by cutting his own head off. I think it was correct, yes,
and then he was brought back to life by Deal through a blood transfusion,
so he has Dio's blood in him and blood transfusion ever casualist casual This means
that he is now a vampire and has been conferred the weaknesses of a vampire
and thus has died by stepping into sunlight. Oh but then getting pushed,
which I thought was fucking awesome. I loved that because, yeah, little
silver Cherry silver chariot can't pull Paul Nerf's weight, but all he has to
do is nudge a vampire into the light and yet all that was missing from
that scene was silver cherry, just being like oops, that kind of thing.
That would have been real nice, a little cherry on the Sunday there.
This goes back to what you were talking about, John, about not
understanding like where in the Vampire sort of like Timeline was Vanilla ice. And
I think they tie that up by saying he was not yet vampire one hundred
percent until Paul Nef like kind of killed him a first, Right, That's
what they're sort of saying, which is kind of cool. I don't,
yeah, because obviously right because he's talking about being in the room as it
is with the with the sunlight, and he's like, oh, that's why
Dio's not here anyway. Uh yeah, there you have it. Following his
victory, we see the ghosts of Abdol and Iggy appear, given Paul Nef
a a cool look to encourage him to keep on fighting. But Paul Neariff
doesn't have any time to spare because he's like, I gotta find THEO and
he off. He goes to find Dio crying his eyes out. The episode
then moves to suz q old weird scene Bizare. The entire time is bizarre.
The entire time, I forgot that this was the same episode. Yeah,
it was so weird, it was. It felt like such a pivot
off into a completely different It felt like a different show, or like,
I don't know. SQ is in Tokyo because she wants to see her daughter
Holly. She's currently unaware of Holly's imminent demise. She's starting to take pictures
of stuff, and there's one thing which she takes a picture of, thinking
it's like a drinks vending machine, and her assistant is like, that is
not a drink s vending machine. Don't take pictures of that. Do you
know what that machine was? Yes? What was it? Do not?
No? What is that? John? A lady? I believe the implication
time is that it is a vending machine for women's underwear. Yes, yes,
we what you can you can get with me. I'm sorry, I
spoke, I'm spoke. A vending machine for used women's underwear. Yes,
the changes everything too. No, no, no, come on, wait
who stocks it? I don't understand. How is that the thing? John?
Go on? I Jeff, I'm I'm irish. We do not have
them. Okay, but you seem to know a great deal about their existence.
Surely you know how they are stocked, you know, Jeff, the
first time I heard about this, believe it or not, my first thought
was not like, well, let's post this supply line right open and just
do you know see what's going on here. That's where my head goes,
because like, surely one thing is being true that it's a dispensary for used
women's underwhere it's like, okay, well how did they get in there?
Do you guys feel like Jeff's asking like too many questions about this, Like
like he's kind of like, oh, well, how do I stay away
from just how do I find this? Asking for a friend? Yeah,
it's it's giving nude pictures on which website? There are so many. No,
No, I'm totally cool with what I'm asking, and I want to
know. No, Jeff, I think I think you need to own up
to what you're doing here research. I will say that I think a large
majority of these aren't actually used. They are just manufactured in a way that
makes them look used. I'm sorry. So it's so it's a put up
more questions. It's a catch one machine yet a gatchet machine for used underwear?
Yeah, what's worse, your intimate knowledge of the process in which they
are made, or me asking simple questions. I'm a curious person. Okay,
you're not curious. You have a almost like a determination around your questions,
which indicates that indicates that you will, at some time in your life
make a trip to Japan to sniff some used underwear from a solely for the
purpose of how dare you just Stacy watching in horror the next year? Yeah?
I think so. I think I have always wondered are these machines like
an urban legend kind of thing or are they real? They are real?
I believe Yeah, Okay, yeah, yeah, I need to do some
more research here, just out of you know, educational If anyone, if
anyone here is a Baccala booking a trip to Man, we are going.
I'll read this quote from an I'd like to be yes, Jeff, have
you ever been before? Did Japan? No? That's why I need to
go so cool. So we're gonna go for like three weeks. Nice,
that's a that's a good amount of time. I will. I'll open I
opened an article called oh my god, there's actual pictures of asses on this
website. Open an eye article which also includes the phrase or the line warning
skip the following sentence if you want to keep that last mission of your faith
in humanity, and now put it to you. Would you like to keep
your faith in humanity? Or should I read this? Oh mine's long gone?
Yeah? Can I read it? Lucy? Oh yeah, I know
I never had any to begin with. I grew up on the integrate.
For customers who purchase US clothing items, the site's number one seller offers some
disgusting add ons. A vial of spit for two thousand yen, a five
hundred millili a bottle of urine for three thousand yen twenty eight dollars. I
mean, look, look this is shipped in a pink coupperware container for the
same prices as the number one Look this is this is just the gamer girl
bathwater again. Yeah to those, to those enterprising women, I say,
well done, get paid, fucking get yours. Who gives a ship?
Honestly, that is true. If imagine being in a situation where you're like,
I can take a ship and make money, that is that is the
dream. Surely I absolutely do that. I don't never question the world's put
that bit out of customs. So I'm on you know how you're like,
what's your faith in humanity? I'm currently on TikTok where there was a girl
who hasn't only fans and her biggest client was this secretive guy turned out to
be her stepdad. I saw this morning. Oh we're in the same We're
in the same corner as a TikTok. I like that. I like that
by this, Yeah, join us Jeff was wonderful. Game was playing as
the story was speaking small So Susie is taking inappropriate pictures obvious She's American.
She so she doesn't really understand when she When she's taking these pictures, she
accidentally takes a picture of a yuck as a member who is very upset about
all of this. Yeah, Susi Q is saved by Rosa Rosas Rojas Rosas,
who's the butler who's currently trying to figure out whether he should tell Susie
Q about Holly, considering she's on her way to see her and will be
surprised by this. But Susie eventually reveals that she knows everything, and she's
realized that Holly is ill and Joseph is missing because he's trying to save her.
But Susie is very confident and she's like, I'm going to trust in
my nephew and my hobby, Joseph and Joe too to figure out what's going
on and fix it. I love, like that's it, Like I just
believe. Yeah, I'm just that. I just believe in them. That's
all India's mansion. We get a introduced to another vampire. What's his name
here? Oh? I think well, they keep calling him. They keep
calling him loser, And part of me was like, oh, dude,
if they call him back, that would be so funny. But no,
he wasn't. He was. I don't know what his name is. This
fool didn't even get a name. He does have a name, I'm sure
so in English he's just called a loser. Oh, John boy, his
his his actual name is Nuksaku Nukasaku, which is I don't know, I
don't know what the is there a namesake for that? Oh White, hold
on? Oh well Nukasaku. Let me check check those drummer Nope for Journey
it says her namesake Nukasuku Loser song by Becky Done. He's very much a
loser. He's like he's clearly been bullied by the other more powerful vampires,
and it is like they I'm the last surviving vampire because so actually I'm the
best and now it's time for me to kill all these people. We then
see the crew walking around and they're set upon by a distraught woman who's just
crying her eyes at She's like, please, don't don't kill me. I
just want to live. And they're like, chill, we're the good guys.
And then she's like, oh, thank you so much. And then
she's like, oh, we're the good guys, and Jog was like,
we believe in protecting justice. And then he unleashes Stop Platinum to just amazing
destroy this woman. And before he does that, though, there is a
slow oh my God from Joseph, which I really enjoyed. It is this
whole this whole section was so fucking funny. It was so good. So
they realized that this is the vampire. Then lose a vampire in disguise.
His ability is he has a woman's head on the back of his head,
so he's like a weird Mojo Jojo thinking on the way they were like the
way Joseph questions him about that, So what's your ability to you you have
like a woman on the back of her head. It's like, you know,
whenever a standability is presented, it's always like, oh my god,
he can do this thing. I was I was really hoping for one of
the interstitials where they would do like the you know, before commercial or after
commercial where they entered they show like a stylized stand like player car. I
wanted that all the stats are just zero, Yeah, just zero d D
D d D. The way they figured it out, of course, is
the the woman looked like a woman, except she had giant man hands.
They were backwards and they were backwards, and they were like, you guys,
we figured this out. And so they beat the shadow of him and
move on, and I think that's where the episode ends. It's still weird.
Yeah, there is a post credits. Did you watch the post credits?
I didn't. I didn't on purpose. Oh, well no, because
it would be because Netflix didn't say like next episode, which so I was
like, oh, and I just kept watching. So in the next and
in the post credits, we see Paul near like sitting down. He's patching
up his injuries and he's like on the stairs to a tower and then he
feels a presence behind him and when he turns around, there's a shadowy figure
standing there. The light hits the shadowy figure and it's revealed to be Deal
and he says, welcome, Paul Near finally get to meet and that's it's
still crazy when Poul nerth Solos Deo and then again are just you know,
the guys hanging out. Yeah, Polarif is let me solo of Jojo not
as successful, but he's still trying. And that's where the episode ends.
We finally reached the climactic episodes of this part and we're about to see the
confrontation between the Joe Star group and Paul Nereth and Deal, I'm just I'm
watching it now. Finally Paul near If we meet it. Yeah, it's
crazy that, like we've watched so many episodes, episodes where we've not seen
the main villain of the series, and we haven't seen him since the last
part, like so insane. Yeah, yeah, Joseph was his first,
is it Joseph Food goes up against him. Yeah, Jonathan goes up against
him. Started in the past and talked about Jonathan. Yeah, Jonathan Joel.
So my friends, my friends had a crossroads here, So there's four
episodes left and start us Crusaders. I guess we're just going to do the
two and two, right, Okay, not as dramatic as perhaps I Yeah,
sorry, I thought there was an uneven amount of Yeah, it's pretty
one way street, very straightforward out. No, I thought we were.
I thought we were had a dealing with an odd number of episodes. Jeff,
you know what this is? Wrong way down one way street. When
we were in New York, we was singing that limit bit to Jeff and
he was just he was kidding progressively more annoyed until we showed him, and
then he started. We stopped in the middle of a street to show him,
and then and anyone started singing it to show me the wrong way street.
It's a it's a limit. It's a LIMI joke. If if you're
unfamiliar, just just honestly just YouTube search wrong way down a one way street.
You'll get it. Jeff, how much of hanging out with Tam and
Lucy is gradually being let into their weird in jokes about eighty five? That
sounds about right. Yeah, I can't wait. It's just you just have
to like go into that, into the experience, knowing that and expecting it,
and you'll it'll be fine. Oh, I would be to think we're
welcoming. I don't get it. Oh, you're welcoming after you began plead
to be let in, and you know, the welcoming starts soon after.
Yeah. I still can't believe that I've never met John in person. Yeah,
it's so weird, isn't it. It's so weird. But you're hopefully
coming over, and we're hopefully going over at some point. Yeah, yes,
yes, for sure, which actually would talk a little bit about that,
Yeah, we should. We'll talk about that separately. To two podcast
episodes left and we're done with Starters Crusaders Forever. How you guys feeling.
I am like, I'm so excited to see where it's gonna go because everything
is just kicking off, but also I'm sad, I don't I want to
leave it behind. But also there's there's a hint of eager anticipation about a
new Jojo, very very very exciting. Yeah, get there soon enough,
But I think we got what two more episodes of this, then we may
be going on a slight detour, you know, a guide our adventures.
It ain't in a straight road you know. No, No, it's not
straight road as Jeff predicted yet, but you can look forward to hearing more
of that on the next the episode of Jeff Just Bizarre Adventure. John,
thank you once more for joining us a pleasure. Where can people find you?
You know what? You can find me on Twitch, dot TV,
Forward Slash, super Hight Batchual where I stream Friday afternoons. Nice Jeff.
Where you up to? Where can people find you? I'm everywhere at Jeff
Backlar Thanks for asking him. Good for you. Wait. Up to you
doing anything cool? What am I up to? No? Just I am.
Everything I do is cool? Yea sweep. So yeah the answers.
So if someone checks in with you, Jeff like pretty much that it's going
to be something cool cool. Yeah, we found it out, Like,
I won't let you down. Check in with me, You'll be blown away.
Shit, Lucy, where are you? What are you up to?
And I'm on LUs James Games on Twitter and Instagram. I am working on
a bunch of stuff. We've got another episode of spot on show that I
do tam every Friday on game Spot as well as you know, we're just
prepping for summer game first. Oh yeah, boy are we prepping? It
is coming and it is coming up coming in hot, It's coming in upt
Yeah. I am doing the same like I'm I am doing a lot of
the planning and scheduling for summer games first, and I am on spot On
as Lucy mentioned, And you should listen to this week's podcast. That's great.
Lucy's on that as well, and subscribe to us on everywhere. Goodbye.
Oh you're gonna say something there, John, I was going to say
that whenever it's a Tam and Lucy episode, I'm kind of like, yeah
that I'll do more of them. That's aad That's why. That's why I
ruined the end of this podcast. Thank you bye everyone, by bye.
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