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All that time people talk. You
have a name. Welcome to another episode

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of Jeff Just Bizarre Adventure. I
am your host, more saying, joined

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as always by John aka super Hi
Patch Wolf. It's I'm feeling a little

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feeling a little mournful after these two
episodes. Yeah, yeah, I can't

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say I'm really feeling the same high
energy. It's not true. It's just

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I think there is an episode where
a lot of people will regret their words

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and deeds. Yeah, yeah,
I think so. We're also joined by

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Jeff the Snack law back La Hi. There. It's not a time for

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snacks, Like John said, it
is the time for morning. Yeah.

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You know, life is so fragile. It certainly is. I didn't think

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i'd be feeling the way I feel
going into these two episodes. Left with

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a large hole. I'm also joined
by Lucy James frames, Hey, don,

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how's everyone doing? Everyone good?
Yeah, you're You're gonna need to

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bring it down. I know.
Mournful, Okay, I just want to

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get it out there. At the
opening of the episode is that they are

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digging up the road outside my apartment. I've done everything I can to make

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it an enjoyable listening experience for your
I downloaded and video broadcast God speed to

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us all. But there was literally
a reversing dump truck and it's beeping and

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it's making a lot of noises.
So I'm sorry. And then yeah,

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okay, emotion can hear I can
hear the beeping truck, which is,

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yeah, perhaps you should go in
your apartment and not on the street with

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them. Wow. First of all, that's what it sounds like. It

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sounds bad. No, I'm kidding, Okay, good, okay, because

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I mean I'm not seeing much on
the on the wave forms in audacity,

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but no, it's yeah, they're
going to spend the whole week digging up

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my street. And so if I
wasn't already feeling mournful enough, here I

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am a lot of good concrete being
murdered outside Lucy's apartment. Hate to see

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it, you know, mm hmmm, kicked. What a couple episodes,

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ladies. Before we begin, I
would like to once again credit and thank

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JoJo's Bizarre wiki, which is www. Jojo wiki dot com, which we

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which I use for the episode recaps. So take a little bit from JoJo's

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Bizarre Adventure I find him Wiki.
I used to do these manually, and

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since switching over to jojo Wiki,
my life has become infinitely more easy and

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I actually get to enjoy the episodes
instead of sitting there and every ten seconds

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to write things down or stuff like
that. One and you're not watching an

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episode, you are. You are
creating content. Yeah, it sucks.

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Appreciate you both. I appreciate you. This episode will cover two JoJo's episodes,

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The Miasma of the Void Vanilla Ice
Pot two and three, so we

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will be wrapping up the Vanilla Ice
arc, which is exciting. This Vanilla

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Ice guy, I'm sure, I'm
down with it. If you had written

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the name of every villain slash opponent
in Jojo up until this point and said,

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who do you think is the least
threatening of these? I would have

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one hundred percent point Vanilla Ice completely
the name. It wasted the name.

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I also kind of think it's genius
because, like, you come into it

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thinking, oh, Vanilla it's probably
a pushover, and then he goes and

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does what he does, and you're
like, oh my god, this.

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I was not expecting this level of
savagery from what is effectively the most annoying

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white rapper of all time. Meanwhile, Billy Jean gets fucking marked in like

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a second. Yeah, it's not
even fair. I think at least Billy

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Jean gets mentioned. At the end
of the second episode, here is like

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a kitty mentioned. I think we
talked about this before, but it's Kenny

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Kenny g Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I was like confused again and

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I was like, wait a second, did I do this before? But

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yeah, and we'll get to this
because these two episodes are the second and

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third in the Vanilla Ice trilogy,
if you will, as we like to

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call it. I think the weird
thing about what this show tends to do,

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and I don't know if we've talked
about it in great detail, but

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what the show tends to do with
stand introductions is like really just like knock

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you over the head with this sort
of like oh my gosh, how in

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the world there's no possible way what
can our heroes do against this void?

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You know, they kind of do
this a lot where the odds are seemingly

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insurmountable, and then when the actual
sort of like fight starts to happen,

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everything sort of shrinks down a little
bit and you're like, Okay, perhaps

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Vanilla Ice is beatable. Perhaps he's
not just like this void randomly eliminating material

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from the world as we know it. Maybe he's got a weakness. Yes,

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John, it's called conflicts, Jeff. Yeah, I understand. I

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understand. Yeah, it's called shifts
in momentum. Jeff, I realize that.

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But like it is jarring. What
someone have movies where everything just worked

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out? What if this was winning, always won. I'm not I'm not

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asking. This is a very also, this is you, guys. This

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is also a very exclusive way of
storytelling for comics for sure, and like

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the Twilight Zone did stuff like this
a lot of like radio plays did this

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right, where like they would have
like our hero is stuck in a bubble

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eight miles underneath the ground, and
then like the next episode we're like after

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escaping the bubble, you know that
kind of thing. So I get it.

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I'm no stranger to this sort of
style of storytelling. But at the

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same time, it is funny Vanilla
Ice, uh, really really hyped up

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and then like in practice maybe kind
of a bitch? He killed two people.

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He's kid. Did you just call
him a bitch when he did what

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he did? Yeah, Jeff understand. Jeff anymore. I feel like,

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well, what's what's going on here? I'm just saying like I enjoyed this

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villain for sure. Wait wait wait, I love the idea of Jeff leaving

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Avengers end game. It's been like
fans what loser? Half the entire population

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of the universe is dead on talking. Wait? Is this is this Jeff's

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attempt at like creating conflict on the
podcast? Okay, you're miss this is

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will Jeff? Do you have these
opinions to give us something to get like

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spicy over? Is that what we
get riled up? Again? Are we

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not on a podcast? Are we
not? Do we forget where we were?

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I'm just trying to have a conversation
here with friends. Oh, I'm

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just asking the questions the question again, same was last time. Mister on

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the flag mean is back again?
Talk about mister Spirals. Let's talk about

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here he is okay about mister Vanilla. So when we left Vanilla Ice and

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Poulnariff and Iggy last time, it
was the unfortunate moment that resulted in Avdol

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being completely disintegrated. He gets munched
by v an isis stand cream? Is

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cream? Right? Yeah? Yes? Yeah? Is there any part of

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you guys that thought maybe Afdol was
gonna pull through at some point, yes,

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no, yes, no. I
saw I saw the two limbs on

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the ground, and I was like, I think he's done for come on.

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I felt like most people would.
If I didn't know that he weren't

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going to pull through, I would
have theorized he's somehow going to grow back

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from his hands, has literally lost
his hands. Yeah, I think like

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they would have been like, oh, Joe, you know the what do

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you call it, Joe Star's Company
or whatever. It can regrow an entire

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body. They do ship like this
in this very arc that we're fucking discussing,

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they do it did grow back.
Oh and also Palmer were as we're

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about to find out, Yeah,
I guess so, I mean he'll like,

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we'll get to it later. So
Abdol is done. That leaves Poul

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Math and Iggy as the next targets
of Vanilla Ice. But Paul Marath is

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very, very, very angry at
the loss of his friend yet again.

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This is the second time that Abdol
has died. The first time was Polara's

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fault. Second time kind of also
Paul Narra's fault, So he summons Silver

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Chariot and just goes ham but Vanilla
Ice and his stand Cream just kind of

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easily dodge him and disappear and like
make him look like a bit of a

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chump. But Silver Chariot does do
enough damage that or like it makes enough

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of a ruckus that the rest of
the Joe Star group kind of figure out

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something is going on because they're just
wandering around somewhere else, like what the

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fuck's going on? And it takes
him a little while, but they're like,

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this is probably Abdol, Paul Marath
and Iggy having a fight, so

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we should find them. So the
rest of this kind of episode is a

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lot of Cream just flying about and
disintegrating things. It's like, it's just

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crazy. He's just like a ball
bearing black hole. Yeah. I think

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one of my favorite parts is when
polner If and Iggy escape it through a

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doorway to like avoid cream Cream being
this entity that can literally vaporize anything it

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touches, and polner If puts a
couch up against the door to stop him

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getting like that. He still cannot
he still cannot detach himself from being so

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fucking stupid. No, we cannot
know, like this thing is like gobbling

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up existing best. That's all we
can really ask for, because when we

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forget through this door, we're all
trying. I'd like to see him deal

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with this couch. Yeah, how
about cotton people sit on this. He

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wouldn't do such a heinous thing.
He's going to see this couch here,

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feel tired and start go sleep.
Cream is basically turned into this like invincible,

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invisible ball of just like chaos and
destruction, and it's just like flying

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around everywhere. So pol Earth and
Iggy are basically like, we need to

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get the fuck out of here immediately. So they're running towards the kind of

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entry the door to the mansion,
and then Polnarith has his like his moment

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where he's like, no, I
will not run. And I love this

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moment because he's running towards the door
and then just does an abrupt right turn

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and up the stairs and it is
like at that moment Cream comes out.

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He's like, oh shit, I
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And so they run upstairs, but
they pol Earth still has no idea

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how to fight this thing, which
is the fact that he decides not to

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and a way is a bold move. Considering he has no plan at that

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moment. Yeah, which is also
kind of typical Polnareth. Yep. So

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they get upstairs into what looks like
an art gallery in this mansion. Sure,

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it's fucking an impossible man, what's
going on here? Yeah, I

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don't worry about it. And they
immediately spot this giant hole and they're like,

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shit, he's already up here,
just around. So they did this

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cool thing where they is like,
you watch my back to Iggy, and

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Iggy's like, and I'll watch yours, and they like Iggy is on his

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shoulder looking behind while Polnerth's looking forward. It's it's a nice moment because you're

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like, oh, they're actually working
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Also, I love the drawing of
Iggy in that frame. Yeah,

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it's really cool, the only acceptable
version of Iggy. Let's not talk to

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you about Iggy. Yeah, okay, of course this doesn't do much.

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Polar ends up getting like damage pretty
badly, but Silver Chariot is putting up

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a pretty good fight and it kind
of pushes Vanilla I see into being a

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little more careful with his attacks.
But Paul and Arth is wiling out and

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he's like destroying the room and then
Vanilla Ice reappears and then suddenly, from

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behind him arrives Deal and he comes
out and he's like and Vanilla Ice is

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like, Todo, don't you know
bother yourself with this. You don't need

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to fight, just stand back and
watch. And she was like, oh

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shit, we haven't seen Deal on
ages and now he's here. But it

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turns out it's not Deal. It's
a clone made of Sand. I always

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I always forget what Iggy's power is, Man, what the stand does I

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forget? Every time? Yeah?
Well, in your defense, Lucy,

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I don't think this is it.
Oh this is out of nowhere. This

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comes out also like, not only
does Eggy create a Deo clone, he

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some physical clone. He somehow imitates
the voice of Deal as well, using

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the Sundi sound vocal chords. That
and I don't know if has has there

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been a scene where Iggy knows what
he is what Deal sounds like? Have

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there ever been face to face Oh
that's the least of this problem. Somehow

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he knows that to replicate the sound
of it's weird. It is weird.

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Uh, yeah, he's his standard
is like sort of like sort of like

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a Hot Wheels, like a Hot
Wheels character, does it looks like a

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Hot Wheels character, but also kind
of like a Digimon, sure, because

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you're not like like ninety percent of
Digimons are shit. And then there's like

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a couple of good ones. Sorry, Jordan Romay, I know you love

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Digimon, but let's be honest,
Agumon looks terrible. It's every time I

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seem like Amon, who's Agumon the
like little Raptor dude, Yeah, the

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little orange dinosaur. I know some
serious Agramon fans. I know a lot

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of Agramon fans. But he's only
like interesting when it becomes like grayme on

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and metal graym on and then where
they give the digimon a gun, and

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then I start thinking it's cool they
did give risingly comment. I always whenever

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I watched Digimon, I was like, okay, I'm gonna get into this

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Pokemon. Like think the moment they
started talking, I was like, I'm

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out. I can't. I can't
be fucking hair and sass from these little

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weird monsters. It's it's weird and
dark in a way that's interesting. Yeah.

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Yeah, the game's not been good
in a really long time, but

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do a good digimon game hurry up
band and I'm coo, I'm sure you've

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got the license or something. So
the deo, the Deo Fake Deal,

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is positioned behind Vanilla Ice and is
ready to strike on the orders of Paul

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Naif and Iggy, But at the
last second, the jig is up and

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Vanilla Ice realizes what's going on and
kind of retaliates. And his reasoning is,

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Vanilla Ice would never have come into
that room because not an Ice.

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Deal would never have come into that
room because it's full of sunlight and deals

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a vampire. So he just he
just avoids that room, which is a

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I was confused because I was like, buddy, you're a vampire. Yeah,

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But I think the thing is he
doesn't know that he and also something

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else hasn't happened. So that's the
that's the upper hand that Paul Narreth gains.

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He figures out, he figures out
that Vanilla Ice is a vampire,

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has become a vampire. Vanilla Ice
is like getting stabbed through the brain like

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twenty times, and he's just like, Wow, I'm really good at fighting.

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Yeah right, yeah, And you
know, in one moment, Paul

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neare thinking he can stop an impended, unstoppable void with the couch, and

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the next breath figures out all this
vampire biology with Vanilla Ice. In the

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second breath, it's the duality of
Poul near Yeah, this has been a

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big growth episode for sure. I
would argue that Paul Marf is actually the

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main character of this part. He's
he's in it, but like all the

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most important drastic things happened to Paul
Marth, and Joe Too is there to

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either start or end the narrative,
He's arguably more entertaining. Yeah, we're

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just gonna say this, Jeff Tress
Adventure, Paul Marth is the main character

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of this part. So that's cannon. Now, Yeah, that's kinda now.

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I'm not going to sign on to
any of this. You'll see.

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Will you make a video about it? And then it comesna, here's what

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you do, right you you make
a video about it. You make a

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video about it, and you draw
an analogy to milk Your Solid Too,

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where you think of now you think
you're getting snake in Joe Too, but

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actually you get a character that you
dislike but is actually the main character right

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in slash, Paul Nearf. Your
sold Too the best medal YOURSELD. I

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might agree with you, depends on
what they is. This video rights itself,

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John, Come on, yeah,
they all right themselves. You get

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these progress ahead of the curve.
I haven't been like voice since twenty eighteen.

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Yeah, yeah, so, Jeff
Bakala supports chat GPT and good good.

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I took from all that extraction.
That's the takeaway. Wait that you

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got kicked out seeing it though?
Wait did I miss something? I'm not

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gonna repeat that. Oh I see, that's not the game we're playing here,

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my good buddy. We're on a
podcast amongst friends and if there's a

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thing, you know. Marty came
into the room real quick and yeah,

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me and my coordinated that that.
Yeah, you guys are drifting. I

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said, weird that you got kicked
out and seen it despite your love of

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AI and GBD. Let's look,
I can't I can't really say anything because

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it's a good joke. Good joke. Also, you didn't get none of

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us, did Yeah. I am
still a Red Ventures employee, Thank you

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for me, and I love Redventures
more than anything. Uh, I too

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love my corporate overlords. So in
response to this Vanilla, I just I

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don't know what happens here, like
on a dime, just snaps and just

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victimizes Iggy in a way that I've
not seen a character get beaten up in

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this series before. This was horrible. I hated watching that so bad.

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Like it was. I counted the
kicks. Okay, count the kicks.

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I'm kidding. It's probably something like
twenty eight. But here's here's what's so

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stupid. After a while, he's
not even kicking him. He's sort of

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just like Dungeon. There's one.
Yeah, there's right. He's just kind

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of like playing with his body,
you know, like a lot like a

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lion with its prayer. How well
developed that man's squads are I would have

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thought this would have done it?
Yeah, you know what I mean?

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Yeah, I mean, not only
are the quads so well developed, but

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they're not even they're not contained by
anything. We can see every rippling muscle,

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and so yeah, personally find it
a little strange that I guess that

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Vanilla Ice does not seem to be
especially well endowed man. Hmm, do

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you think you could tell he's a
penis? Maybe? Oh, Jeff,

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Like, there's no calculat it just
gives it to you. You just It's

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just there's so many shots where I
do know, Okay, flip for the

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sake of science, I'm going to
see if this is actually a part of

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his faithful thing by googling how big
is Vanilla ICE's dick, Joejo's bizarre Adventure.

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Yes, please, you need to
be You're still gonna find some results.

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There's one port fund immediately details.
Oh okay, good group. Nah

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does a backflip and you can kind
of see his little like his a little

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sackle. Maybe you see maybe he
sees straight down his asshole in that shot

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he's talking. I've watched I've seen
a lot of drag I've been to a

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lot of drag shows. There was
one performer in London who does drag naked

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and they were tucked and I was
like, holy shit, how are you

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doing that? Anyway? Maybe he
also you can sometimes like you can put

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the things back up inside a little
bit. Yeah, so that could be

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what's going on. Why do I
know that you can do that? Yeah?

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Were players do it? Yeah?
Rugby players. So they can't get

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their balls grabbed, they took the
balls up, they put their balls back,

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they shoved their balls. Oh my
god, And how do they keep

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that there. Just whenever that happens
me, it's like an unintentional, uncomfortable

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thing, and I'm like, oh, I need to cross. I need

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to fix this immediately. Yeah,
I have to. I stand up straight

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like a sumo wrestler and just jump
up and down until everything is back up

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normal. You know what I mean? Oh my god, is that not

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what you guys do? Like Stacy, like just looking at you and being

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like, oh, what's happened again? Has it? They're up there,

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sweetie? They're up to your belly, aren't they? Oh? Time time?

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What have you found? You've been
making? Bizarre reddit thread's speechless?

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You to take the words away from
Tam. I'm on this one. But

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I was just wondering where you go
to mak rum But it was it's I

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can't link, but the sub the
subreddit is ship post Crusaders, which is

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I can't I can't, I can't
post the direct link to it. But

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it's it's this. Oh my god, no, but you said it's this.

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No, no, no, so
say it, say it, uh,

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Tam. I don't want to say
it. I don't want to say

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this must be riveting. Yeah,
I just just it's the sake. It's

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for the sake of saving all the
frustrated people who don't know what we're talking

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about. There was a heart shaped
indentation on Vanilla ICE's forehead and people were

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wondering where it came from, and
they found it. It is apparently that

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Dio has a heart shaped belt podcast, right, I think the peoples implying.

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I think people can put two and
two together. Jeff, Yeah,

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I think Captain Schutz has got a
good kind of like thought statement for people

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to kind of work with, which
is Vanilla Ice can't suck because it would

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eraise what he sucks, which is
a good jumping off point to have a

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discussion about this if you if you're
like to, but a good thought experiment,

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Yeah, yeah, a conversation start
as they say, you know,

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love it anyways, the impossible pivot. Yeah, he's getting his ass kicked

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very badly, and Vanilla Ice is
upset and doing this because Iggy made him

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strike Deo's image, so he created
a fake Deo and made him here,

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and vana Ice is very upset about
that. So Polari tries to use Silver

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Chariot to save Iggy, but Cream
and Vanilla Ice just like Vanish but pon

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Larva at this point is just raging, and he realized that the sand that

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Iggy scattered could actually help him track
Cream and Vanilla Ice because as it's moving

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around the room, it's kind of
absorbing and like sucking up all the sand,

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so it's creating a clear path for
him to see, and using that

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method, he uses his stand to
stab Vanilla Ice through the mouth. You

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think it's done, but somehow cars
going erotic. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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yeah, they have a long conversation, yeah, with just like a sword

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in his mouth. Yeah, he's
got a sword in his mouth, and

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the just chain isn't the first time
that he's had a sword in his mouth,

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As we've just learned, Cream grabs
Silver Chariot's arm and kind of starts

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breaking it, which obviously makes that's
really nasty. Yeah, that's it,

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Yeah, yeah, because it obviously
it transfers that damage onto Poulnarth as well,

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which forces Polnarth to like let go, and then he kind of destroyed,

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like he melts a bit of Polnith's
thigh as well, and it's it's

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weirdly disgusting to have just like a
small chunk of his thigh missing I'm not

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a fan of that. Yeah,
I hated that. Again, Like I'm

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still watching on Netflix, so I'm
still getting it blacked out. But even

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even that was like just a big, a big, big chunk. Yeah.

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But through this, polth does managed
to grab Iggy and kind of what

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happens with Iggy, It is Iggy
just like die there No Iggy like eventually

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sort of like crawls. Yeah,
he hides. Yeah, it kind of

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hides for a little bit. And
then by that point, Cream is like

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just doing the circles around the room
and slowly, like so he's doing that

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because he can't see Polner if he
has to poke his head out and see

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Polner if he can't see through his
stand No, but like that's I think

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that's where I sort of on decinct
a little bit where I was like,

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okay, this thing, like again, it does explain the sort of like

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random and wiki Jeff. I think
there was a point where like I was

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super into the logic of this fight, yeah, and then I kind of

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fell off it, right. I
think they lost the thread a little bit

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with the spiraling where it's just like
I'm a big ball of nothing, I'm

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a black hole pinball and then I
just can't see where I'm going, which

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I was like, Okay, I
think it's purely just like a really like

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ham fisted artificial way to create tension, where it's like, exactly, he

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just needs a way out. It's
just the way out. And sometimes I

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think, I don't know, probably
no one's ever said this before, but

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I feel like a Rocky might have
written himself into a corner there. I

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know it's never happened before, but
here we are. Uh, but it's

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fine. It was good entertaining the
spinal thing was like it still was on

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us. The moment of the ball
of the void, like, yes,

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like just obliterating pollener I for that's
such a great shot. Yeah, and

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very clearly like let's let's stay on
that for a second, John, very

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clearly disintegrating him. Oh yeah,
no, he's dead, like without a

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doubt, not no mistakes could be
made. His earring is the only thing

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that like survives the sort of notion
we watched himndike like, for he shows

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he's dead, he's not coming back, he just becomes nothing. Yeah,

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up in the ball, he's gone. So in the next episode, Polner's

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alive. I do like the ending
though, where he's like he kind of

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gives up and knows that he can't
escape because he doesn't have the energy,

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and he's like maybe what does he
say? Says like maybe he just wanted

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it more than me. I was
like, yea, yeah. There's a

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bit earlier where it's like it lays
out the three options and the third one

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is so funny, yeah, the
quiz, and then like it was option

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C give up Life is a bitch, and like that's the one he goes

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for, and it finally it ends
with Poler kind of doing a salute to

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Iggy like he's sacrificing himself and it's
actually a heroic moment where Iggy is also

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looking and it's like, oh my
god, and you're like, oh,

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this is a huge moment, and
he is going back and forth with Iggy,

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right like we kind of glossed over
that, but like Iggy like you

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could see he's trying to muster the
last bit of strength he has to save

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Paul Air and he kind of can't
muster the energy. And then they do

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that like very visual titling on screen
with the pop quiz, which I thought

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was I mean, I really enjoy
that sort of stuff, but it was

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very weird and you are made to
believe, of course that like he just

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couldn't couldn't do it, a little
dog just couldn't muster the energy. And

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then the third episode starts, Yes, Miasma of the Void of the Spot

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three. So we we begin with
Joe, Taro, Joseph and Kyo In

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just walking around just something is his
real name is Popper name, which is

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cool cachio in because he has is
there and they're just like walking around.

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They heard like matchit was going on. They were carried on walking at that

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exact same pace, which is a
wild thing. They eventually they're just making

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their way there. Meanwhile, Vanilla
ice Is has seemingly disintegrated Poul naive and

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he's like haha, and he pops
his head out to have a look about,

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and then he declares that he's kind
of having an ego ego a moment

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where he's like, actually, polarif
you didn't do any of this damage to

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me, it was Abdul that did
all this damage, which is a really

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weird moment where I don't I don't
even know what was going on there.

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I was like, okay, cool, just take the hell you got hurt,

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but you want to move on,
but apparently not. Then Vanilla Ice

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is like, I'm going to kill
the rest of your friends, and then

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notices that this sound falling around him, and then looks up and sees Paul

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Naif up there in the ceiling,
alive and well. Iggy used his stand

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to raise poul Nerve to the ceiling
using sand and so many just like they

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showed him the last episode, exactly
the same. Yeah. He uses this

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kind of upper the positioning to try
and ambush from the ice and drops down

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and stabs Vanilla Ice in the forehead
with still silver chariot and then turns the

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sword to break his neck. That's
pretty narrow, which is brew a boy.

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It was so cool though, Like
I mean it was it was.

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I was, you know, like
coming back from the jaws of defeat doing

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all that. I was like,
yes, he's fucking done it, and

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then no, Yeah. It's also
it was it was like emotionally powerful because

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shortly before he does it, he's
kind of like mourning the loss of Eggy,

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so you're like, oh man,
he really cared about him. And

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at one point I think he says, you don't really know the value of

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people until they've gone and it keeps
happening to him. I was I was

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looking at that bit and I was
like, I bet that's Jeff right now.

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Yeah, like I wish this cool
little dog earlier. Yeah. The

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good thing about Iggy is like he
stood his ground always, like, and

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there's that moment where he's getting his
ass kicked and he like stands up a

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little bit and just like does a
smirk at Vanilla Ice. Yeah, that's

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which I was like, Yes,
Iggy, you're an asshole to the very

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end. I love that My complaints
with Iggy were not personality based. I

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00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:20.160
just couldn't look at the guy.
It's the little fucking face, all right,

403
00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:22.480
it's the face, come on,
but it's okay, okay, okay,

404
00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:28.319
I accept that when he comes into
it first and he literally looks like

405
00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:32.680
a little hell demon. Yeah,
this this little dude we're looking at here,

406
00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:37.839
cute as cute as heck. Yeah, I think he's cute. I

407
00:33:37.880 --> 00:33:43.920
think that's yeah. I mean I
don't understand people because, like I've seen

408
00:33:43.960 --> 00:33:46.559
the most ugly dogs in the world
and people are like it's adorable. I'm

409
00:33:46.559 --> 00:33:52.480
like that, and the dog looks
like it's fucking hideous. So I look

410
00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:57.960
at and Iggy. Iggy looks cute
to me. I guess maybe we'll just

411
00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:01.559
agree to disagree here. It's got
egg, he's got like the anime flavoring.

412
00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:05.720
So Tim was like, okay,
I'll forgive, I'll forgive. Yeah,

413
00:34:05.720 --> 00:34:09.679
I mean, did Iggy earn respect? Uh from like personal traits?

414
00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:15.360
Of course, like Eggy, Iggy's
earned every respect I can give, Like

415
00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:22.679
used to, My complaints are surface
level. You know that picture of Iggy?

416
00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:30.440
Okay, maybe not that one.
Yeah, it's just I can't egg.

417
00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:37.960
He's a monster, He's he's a
very cute little dogs. I've just

418
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:44.519
posted another image in there, which
is sort of weird as weird fan comic

419
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:51.440
image of a terribly drawn Paul If
petting a terribly drawn Iggy and the I

420
00:34:51.639 --> 00:34:57.199
read I'm gonna shave him. I'm
gonna shave all his fur off. I

421
00:34:57.239 --> 00:35:05.639
don't know what's going on there,
Tim Jojo fans are very weird. So

422
00:35:06.440 --> 00:35:14.440
after breaking his neck, Iggy Vanilla
Ice just stands up again while Poulnarith is

423
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:17.599
mourning the loss of Iggy. But
at this point pol Narif's figured out what's

424
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:23.920
going on and what is going on
is that he's a vampire. Vanilla Ice

425
00:35:24.159 --> 00:35:30.639
is a vampire. Silver Chariot like
destroys a nearby door I think it is,

426
00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:36.440
and it lets the loads of sunlight
in and it dissolves vanilla ICE's arm,

427
00:35:36.519 --> 00:35:40.800
which is the first part of his
counter attack. Vanilla Ice then realizes

428
00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:46.079
that he's got a major weakness now
and he's getting pushed into the light by

429
00:35:46.119 --> 00:35:53.440
silver Chariot, which eventually just completely
disintegrates him. And the logic, hair

430
00:35:53.599 --> 00:36:00.960
is, when we first met vanilla
Ice, he showed his loyalty to Deal

431
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:06.280
by cutting his own head off.
I think it was correct, yes,

432
00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:12.079
and then he was brought back to
life by Deal through a blood transfusion,

433
00:36:12.159 --> 00:36:22.400
so he has Dio's blood in him
and blood transfusion ever casualist casual This means

434
00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:27.639
that he is now a vampire and
has been conferred the weaknesses of a vampire

435
00:36:27.960 --> 00:36:31.920
and thus has died by stepping into
sunlight. Oh but then getting pushed,

436
00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:38.000
which I thought was fucking awesome.
I loved that because, yeah, little

437
00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:44.159
silver Cherry silver chariot can't pull Paul
Nerf's weight, but all he has to

438
00:36:44.199 --> 00:36:47.119
do is nudge a vampire into the
light and yet all that was missing from

439
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:52.519
that scene was silver cherry, just
being like oops, that kind of thing.

440
00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:55.079
That would have been real nice,
a little cherry on the Sunday there.

441
00:36:57.039 --> 00:37:00.320
This goes back to what you were
talking about, John, about not

442
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:06.960
understanding like where in the Vampire sort
of like Timeline was Vanilla ice. And

443
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:13.760
I think they tie that up by
saying he was not yet vampire one hundred

444
00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:20.440
percent until Paul Nef like kind of
killed him a first, Right, That's

445
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:23.239
what they're sort of saying, which
is kind of cool. I don't,

446
00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:29.519
yeah, because obviously right because he's
talking about being in the room as it

447
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:31.960
is with the with the sunlight,
and he's like, oh, that's why

448
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:37.920
Dio's not here anyway. Uh yeah, there you have it. Following his

449
00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:45.760
victory, we see the ghosts of
Abdol and Iggy appear, given Paul Nef

450
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:52.639
a a cool look to encourage him
to keep on fighting. But Paul Neariff

451
00:37:52.639 --> 00:38:00.000
doesn't have any time to spare because
he's like, I gotta find THEO and

452
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:06.280
he off. He goes to find
Dio crying his eyes out. The episode

453
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:14.360
then moves to suz q old weird
scene Bizare. The entire time is bizarre.

454
00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:19.000
The entire time, I forgot that
this was the same episode. Yeah,

455
00:38:19.039 --> 00:38:23.360
it was so weird, it was. It felt like such a pivot

456
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:27.800
off into a completely different It felt
like a different show, or like,

457
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:31.920
I don't know. SQ is in
Tokyo because she wants to see her daughter

458
00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:39.920
Holly. She's currently unaware of Holly's
imminent demise. She's starting to take pictures

459
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:45.320
of stuff, and there's one thing
which she takes a picture of, thinking

460
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:51.159
it's like a drinks vending machine,
and her assistant is like, that is

461
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:53.840
not a drink s vending machine.
Don't take pictures of that. Do you

462
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:59.000
know what that machine was? Yes? What was it? Do not?

463
00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:09.559
No? What is that? John? A lady? I believe the implication

464
00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:15.840
time is that it is a vending
machine for women's underwear. Yes, yes,

465
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:20.239
we what you can you can get
with me. I'm sorry, I

466
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:23.840
spoke, I'm spoke. A vending
machine for used women's underwear. Yes,

467
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:30.440
the changes everything too. No,
no, no, come on, wait

468
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:37.159
who stocks it? I don't understand. How is that the thing? John?

469
00:39:38.239 --> 00:39:43.679
Go on? I Jeff, I'm
I'm irish. We do not have

470
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:47.519
them. Okay, but you seem
to know a great deal about their existence.

471
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:52.239
Surely you know how they are stocked, you know, Jeff, the

472
00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:55.280
first time I heard about this,
believe it or not, my first thought

473
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:59.960
was not like, well, let's
post this supply line right open and just

474
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:04.440
do you know see what's going on
here. That's where my head goes,

475
00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:09.840
because like, surely one thing is
being true that it's a dispensary for used

476
00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:14.280
women's underwhere it's like, okay,
well how did they get in there?

477
00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:17.480
Do you guys feel like Jeff's asking
like too many questions about this, Like

478
00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:21.400
like he's kind of like, oh, well, how do I stay away

479
00:40:21.480 --> 00:40:24.840
from just how do I find this? Asking for a friend? Yeah,

480
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:30.960
it's it's giving nude pictures on which
website? There are so many. No,

481
00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:32.320
No, I'm totally cool with what
I'm asking, and I want to

482
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:36.320
know. No, Jeff, I
think I think you need to own up

483
00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:45.519
to what you're doing here research.
I will say that I think a large

484
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:51.559
majority of these aren't actually used.
They are just manufactured in a way that

485
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:55.800
makes them look used. I'm sorry. So it's so it's a put up

486
00:40:57.400 --> 00:41:01.360
more questions. It's a catch one
machine yet a gatchet machine for used underwear?

487
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:07.400
Yeah, what's worse, your intimate
knowledge of the process in which they

488
00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:13.559
are made, or me asking simple
questions. I'm a curious person. Okay,

489
00:41:13.679 --> 00:41:17.719
you're not curious. You have a
almost like a determination around your questions,

490
00:41:19.079 --> 00:41:23.079
which indicates that indicates that you will, at some time in your life

491
00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:28.239
make a trip to Japan to sniff
some used underwear from a solely for the

492
00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:35.920
purpose of how dare you just Stacy
watching in horror the next year? Yeah?

493
00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:39.239
I think so. I think I
have always wondered are these machines like

494
00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:45.119
an urban legend kind of thing or
are they real? They are real?

495
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:47.679
I believe Yeah, Okay, yeah, yeah, I need to do some

496
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:52.679
more research here, just out of
you know, educational If anyone, if

497
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:57.559
anyone here is a Baccala booking a
trip to Man, we are going.

498
00:41:58.039 --> 00:42:05.639
I'll read this quote from an I'd
like to be yes, Jeff, have

499
00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:07.000
you ever been before? Did Japan? No? That's why I need to

500
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:13.039
go so cool. So we're gonna
go for like three weeks. Nice,

501
00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:15.599
that's a that's a good amount of
time. I will. I'll open I

502
00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:20.039
opened an article called oh my god, there's actual pictures of asses on this

503
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:25.400
website. Open an eye article which
also includes the phrase or the line warning

504
00:42:25.599 --> 00:42:30.400
skip the following sentence if you want
to keep that last mission of your faith

505
00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:32.800
in humanity, and now put it
to you. Would you like to keep

506
00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:38.199
your faith in humanity? Or should
I read this? Oh mine's long gone?

507
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:42.679
Yeah? Can I read it?
Lucy? Oh yeah, I know

508
00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:44.639
I never had any to begin with. I grew up on the integrate.

509
00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:50.960
For customers who purchase US clothing items, the site's number one seller offers some

510
00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:54.840
disgusting add ons. A vial of
spit for two thousand yen, a five

511
00:42:54.960 --> 00:43:00.960
hundred millili a bottle of urine for
three thousand yen twenty eight dollars. I

512
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:05.559
mean, look, look this is
shipped in a pink coupperware container for the

513
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:09.599
same prices as the number one Look
this is this is just the gamer girl

514
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:15.039
bathwater again. Yeah to those,
to those enterprising women, I say,

515
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:17.400
well done, get paid, fucking
get yours. Who gives a ship?

516
00:43:17.559 --> 00:43:22.039
Honestly, that is true. If
imagine being in a situation where you're like,

517
00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:25.000
I can take a ship and make
money, that is that is the

518
00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:30.880
dream. Surely I absolutely do that. I don't never question the world's put

519
00:43:30.920 --> 00:43:37.480
that bit out of customs. So
I'm on you know how you're like,

520
00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:40.559
what's your faith in humanity? I'm
currently on TikTok where there was a girl

521
00:43:40.599 --> 00:43:46.119
who hasn't only fans and her biggest
client was this secretive guy turned out to

522
00:43:46.119 --> 00:43:53.360
be her stepdad. I saw this
morning. Oh we're in the same We're

523
00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:57.320
in the same corner as a TikTok. I like that. I like that

524
00:43:57.400 --> 00:44:04.719
by this, Yeah, join us
Jeff was wonderful. Game was playing as

525
00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:13.800
the story was speaking small So Susie
is taking inappropriate pictures obvious She's American.

526
00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:19.039
She so she doesn't really understand when
she When she's taking these pictures, she

527
00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:22.320
accidentally takes a picture of a yuck
as a member who is very upset about

528
00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:29.639
all of this. Yeah, Susi
Q is saved by Rosa Rosas Rojas Rosas,

529
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:35.039
who's the butler who's currently trying to
figure out whether he should tell Susie

530
00:44:35.079 --> 00:44:39.239
Q about Holly, considering she's on
her way to see her and will be

531
00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:47.480
surprised by this. But Susie eventually
reveals that she knows everything, and she's

532
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:52.679
realized that Holly is ill and Joseph
is missing because he's trying to save her.

533
00:44:52.800 --> 00:44:57.519
But Susie is very confident and she's
like, I'm going to trust in

534
00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:02.679
my nephew and my hobby, Joseph
and Joe too to figure out what's going

535
00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:07.320
on and fix it. I love, like that's it, Like I just

536
00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:12.079
believe. Yeah, I'm just that. I just believe in them. That's

537
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:20.000
all India's mansion. We get a
introduced to another vampire. What's his name

538
00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:22.360
here? Oh? I think well, they keep calling him. They keep

539
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:25.239
calling him loser, And part of
me was like, oh, dude,

540
00:45:25.239 --> 00:45:29.559
if they call him back, that
would be so funny. But no,

541
00:45:29.719 --> 00:45:32.079
he wasn't. He was. I
don't know what his name is. This

542
00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:37.559
fool didn't even get a name.
He does have a name, I'm sure

543
00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:47.599
so in English he's just called a
loser. Oh, John boy, his

544
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:52.480
his his actual name is Nuksaku Nukasaku, which is I don't know, I

545
00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:59.760
don't know what the is there a
namesake for that? Oh White, hold

546
00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:13.079
on? Oh well Nukasaku. Let
me check check those drummer Nope for Journey

547
00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:25.280
it says her namesake Nukasuku Loser song
by Becky Done. He's very much a

548
00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:30.239
loser. He's like he's clearly been
bullied by the other more powerful vampires,

549
00:46:30.519 --> 00:46:35.559
and it is like they I'm the
last surviving vampire because so actually I'm the

550
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:39.159
best and now it's time for me
to kill all these people. We then

551
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:45.440
see the crew walking around and they're
set upon by a distraught woman who's just

552
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:49.559
crying her eyes at She's like,
please, don't don't kill me. I

553
00:46:49.599 --> 00:46:52.400
just want to live. And they're
like, chill, we're the good guys.

554
00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:54.000
And then she's like, oh,
thank you so much. And then

555
00:46:54.960 --> 00:46:58.280
she's like, oh, we're the
good guys, and Jog was like,

556
00:46:58.400 --> 00:47:04.559
we believe in protecting justice. And
then he unleashes Stop Platinum to just amazing

557
00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:07.679
destroy this woman. And before he
does that, though, there is a

558
00:47:07.760 --> 00:47:13.079
slow oh my God from Joseph,
which I really enjoyed. It is this

559
00:47:13.079 --> 00:47:16.960
whole this whole section was so fucking
funny. It was so good. So

560
00:47:17.280 --> 00:47:22.119
they realized that this is the vampire. Then lose a vampire in disguise.

561
00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:24.760
His ability is he has a woman's
head on the back of his head,

562
00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:30.000
so he's like a weird Mojo Jojo
thinking on the way they were like the

563
00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:36.159
way Joseph questions him about that,
So what's your ability to you you have

564
00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:38.119
like a woman on the back of
her head. It's like, you know,

565
00:47:38.159 --> 00:47:42.639
whenever a standability is presented, it's
always like, oh my god,

566
00:47:42.719 --> 00:47:47.199
he can do this thing. I
was I was really hoping for one of

567
00:47:47.239 --> 00:47:52.360
the interstitials where they would do like
the you know, before commercial or after

568
00:47:52.360 --> 00:47:57.960
commercial where they entered they show like
a stylized stand like player car. I

569
00:47:58.000 --> 00:48:02.880
wanted that all the stats are just
zero, Yeah, just zero d D

570
00:48:04.039 --> 00:48:06.440
D d D. The way they
figured it out, of course, is

571
00:48:06.679 --> 00:48:10.000
the the woman looked like a woman, except she had giant man hands.

572
00:48:12.000 --> 00:48:14.800
They were backwards and they were backwards, and they were like, you guys,

573
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:17.880
we figured this out. And so
they beat the shadow of him and

574
00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:23.960
move on, and I think that's
where the episode ends. It's still weird.

575
00:48:24.519 --> 00:48:28.920
Yeah, there is a post credits. Did you watch the post credits?

576
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:32.639
I didn't. I didn't on purpose. Oh, well no, because

577
00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:39.559
it would be because Netflix didn't say
like next episode, which so I was

578
00:48:39.599 --> 00:48:44.079
like, oh, and I just
kept watching. So in the next and

579
00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:46.199
in the post credits, we see
Paul near like sitting down. He's patching

580
00:48:46.280 --> 00:48:52.119
up his injuries and he's like on
the stairs to a tower and then he

581
00:48:52.199 --> 00:48:55.199
feels a presence behind him and when
he turns around, there's a shadowy figure

582
00:48:55.320 --> 00:49:00.639
standing there. The light hits the
shadowy figure and it's revealed to be Deal

583
00:49:01.840 --> 00:49:07.440
and he says, welcome, Paul
Near finally get to meet and that's it's

584
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:14.719
still crazy when Poul nerth Solos Deo
and then again are just you know,

585
00:49:14.719 --> 00:49:21.599
the guys hanging out. Yeah,
Polarif is let me solo of Jojo not

586
00:49:21.679 --> 00:49:25.800
as successful, but he's still trying. And that's where the episode ends.

587
00:49:25.960 --> 00:49:34.760
We finally reached the climactic episodes of
this part and we're about to see the

588
00:49:34.800 --> 00:49:40.039
confrontation between the Joe Star group and
Paul Nereth and Deal, I'm just I'm

589
00:49:40.039 --> 00:49:44.559
watching it now. Finally Paul near
If we meet it. Yeah, it's

590
00:49:44.639 --> 00:49:50.719
crazy that, like we've watched so
many episodes, episodes where we've not seen

591
00:49:50.800 --> 00:49:54.719
the main villain of the series,
and we haven't seen him since the last

592
00:49:54.880 --> 00:50:00.280
part, like so insane. Yeah, yeah, Joseph was his first,

593
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:04.840
is it Joseph Food goes up against
him. Yeah, Jonathan goes up against

594
00:50:04.920 --> 00:50:08.559
him. Started in the past and
talked about Jonathan. Yeah, Jonathan Joel.

595
00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:17.159
So my friends, my friends had
a crossroads here, So there's four

596
00:50:17.199 --> 00:50:21.760
episodes left and start us Crusaders.
I guess we're just going to do the

597
00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:27.000
two and two, right, Okay, not as dramatic as perhaps I Yeah,

598
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:34.559
sorry, I thought there was an
uneven amount of Yeah, it's pretty

599
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:37.559
one way street, very straightforward out. No, I thought we were.

600
00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:39.880
I thought we were had a dealing
with an odd number of episodes. Jeff,

601
00:50:39.920 --> 00:50:47.559
you know what this is? Wrong
way down one way street. When

602
00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:51.119
we were in New York, we
was singing that limit bit to Jeff and

603
00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:54.800
he was just he was kidding progressively
more annoyed until we showed him, and

604
00:50:54.800 --> 00:50:59.760
then he started. We stopped in
the middle of a street to show him,

605
00:51:00.559 --> 00:51:07.159
and then and anyone started singing it
to show me the wrong way street.

606
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:10.360
It's a it's a limit. It's
a LIMI joke. If if you're

607
00:51:10.400 --> 00:51:15.400
unfamiliar, just just honestly just YouTube
search wrong way down a one way street.

608
00:51:15.440 --> 00:51:16.960
You'll get it. Jeff, how
much of hanging out with Tam and

609
00:51:17.039 --> 00:51:24.599
Lucy is gradually being let into their
weird in jokes about eighty five? That

610
00:51:24.639 --> 00:51:30.320
sounds about right. Yeah, I
can't wait. It's just you just have

611
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:34.639
to like go into that, into
the experience, knowing that and expecting it,

612
00:51:34.679 --> 00:51:36.800
and you'll it'll be fine. Oh, I would be to think we're

613
00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:42.039
welcoming. I don't get it.
Oh, you're welcoming after you began plead

614
00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:45.679
to be let in, and you
know, the welcoming starts soon after.

615
00:51:45.960 --> 00:51:51.039
Yeah. I still can't believe that
I've never met John in person. Yeah,

616
00:51:51.079 --> 00:51:54.760
it's so weird, isn't it.
It's so weird. But you're hopefully

617
00:51:54.760 --> 00:51:59.599
coming over, and we're hopefully going
over at some point. Yeah, yes,

618
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:04.000
yes, for sure, which actually
would talk a little bit about that,

619
00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:12.159
Yeah, we should. We'll talk
about that separately. To two podcast

620
00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:15.079
episodes left and we're done with Starters
Crusaders Forever. How you guys feeling.

621
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:21.960
I am like, I'm so excited
to see where it's gonna go because everything

622
00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:24.280
is just kicking off, but also
I'm sad, I don't I want to

623
00:52:24.320 --> 00:52:29.760
leave it behind. But also there's
there's a hint of eager anticipation about a

624
00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:37.840
new Jojo, very very very exciting. Yeah, get there soon enough,

625
00:52:38.599 --> 00:52:42.760
But I think we got what two
more episodes of this, then we may

626
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:47.559
be going on a slight detour,
you know, a guide our adventures.

627
00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:51.719
It ain't in a straight road you
know. No, No, it's not

628
00:52:51.800 --> 00:52:59.079
straight road as Jeff predicted yet,
but you can look forward to hearing more

629
00:52:59.079 --> 00:53:02.119
of that on the next the episode
of Jeff Just Bizarre Adventure. John,

630
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:07.920
thank you once more for joining us
a pleasure. Where can people find you?

631
00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:10.159
You know what? You can find
me on Twitch, dot TV,

632
00:53:10.360 --> 00:53:20.599
Forward Slash, super Hight Batchual where
I stream Friday afternoons. Nice Jeff.

633
00:53:20.599 --> 00:53:23.559
Where you up to? Where can
people find you? I'm everywhere at Jeff

634
00:53:23.599 --> 00:53:27.519
Backlar Thanks for asking him. Good
for you. Wait. Up to you

635
00:53:27.599 --> 00:53:31.599
doing anything cool? What am I
up to? No? Just I am.

636
00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:36.800
Everything I do is cool? Yea
sweep. So yeah the answers.

637
00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:39.559
So if someone checks in with you, Jeff like pretty much that it's going

638
00:53:39.599 --> 00:53:43.079
to be something cool cool. Yeah, we found it out, Like,

639
00:53:43.119 --> 00:53:45.840
I won't let you down. Check
in with me, You'll be blown away.

640
00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:50.559
Shit, Lucy, where are you? What are you up to?

641
00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:55.639
And I'm on LUs James Games on
Twitter and Instagram. I am working on

642
00:53:55.679 --> 00:54:00.639
a bunch of stuff. We've got
another episode of spot on show that I

643
00:54:00.760 --> 00:54:05.079
do tam every Friday on game Spot
as well as you know, we're just

644
00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:10.000
prepping for summer game first. Oh
yeah, boy are we prepping? It

645
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:14.880
is coming and it is coming up
coming in hot, It's coming in upt

646
00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:19.440
Yeah. I am doing the same
like I'm I am doing a lot of

647
00:54:19.480 --> 00:54:23.079
the planning and scheduling for summer games
first, and I am on spot On

648
00:54:23.119 --> 00:54:28.880
as Lucy mentioned, And you should
listen to this week's podcast. That's great.

649
00:54:29.559 --> 00:54:36.159
Lucy's on that as well, and
subscribe to us on everywhere. Goodbye.

650
00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:38.960
Oh you're gonna say something there,
John, I was going to say

651
00:54:38.960 --> 00:54:43.119
that whenever it's a Tam and Lucy
episode, I'm kind of like, yeah

652
00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:47.360
that I'll do more of them.
That's aad That's why. That's why I

653
00:54:47.400 --> 00:54:59.360
ruined the end of this podcast.
Thank you bye everyone, by bye.

654
00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:02.239
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655
00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:07.360
John super ipatch Wolf Walsh, and
Me Jeff Bacalar. Our post producer

656
00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:12.519
and editor is Jean Luke Sepki.
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657
00:55:12.599 --> 00:55:15.800
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