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It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with
Jack and Carnaco and JP Sorrow Busy we

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continue Mine's Heavier than Yours uce a
TLF Christmas Show. It is the tom

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At Tanasio portion of the twenty twenty
three Unwrapping Last time we were with you,

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the box addressed to yours truly unwrapped
in all of its multi stage glory.

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And now it's time for the boss
Man. I'll get his taste.

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Oh hey, you know what,
there's a there's a there's a note actually

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in mind that was for everybody.
Uh, Merry Christmas. Co Chairman,

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the year of TNT total NonStop Terry
deserves more presence than anyone could deliver.

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But I hope you enjoy this selection
of things past this year, I tried

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to find specific gifts that would appeal
to Chairman and Carnacio and Chairman Sorrow respectively.

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With that in mind, Jack's gifts
are in the green bags and JP's

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gifts are in the red bags.
And Jack's Christmas sag had a reindeer on

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it, whereas JP's has a Santa
on it. Brother brother, Oh oh,

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I see the bag. That's that's
for next week or tomorrow or whatever

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the fuck. However, feel free
to trade as you see fit anyway.

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I can never repay you for the
endless hours of insanely high quality entertainment you

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have delivered over the years, but
I hope you enjoy a few tokens of

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appreciation. Hope you both have a
wonderful holiday season. And here's two year

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fucking ten best Tom Chris. Yes, I guess was there a raw or

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Hogan dress like Santa? I guess
there was. It's like a thirteen or

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something. Okay, here we go, Tay get away, boss, tell

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you on what the fuck to do
it. He's thrilled, and I just

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want to let you know I'm looking
at it. Faces World fight. It's

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truly like a kid on Christmas.
Oh shit. Okay, Well, first

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of all, I get Wow the
ninety four ninety five catalog. Oh shit

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with Razor yeat? Oh what catalog
last time? If you missed it.

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I got the eighty nine WWF Merchandise
Cattalog. Oh my god, there's what

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the fuck is this? I got
my own Attitude version Electronic Gaming Monthly,

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as opposed to what was mine called
that was GamePro. The Game Pro.

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The strategy magazines have video game days. There's a stone cold on him.

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Oh, boss Man just did a
spit take what's in there? It makes

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you feel any better? I forgot
my reading glasses. It doesn't what's his

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name, it's uh, I don't
even know what his real name is,

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Jerry something or other. Last week
yesterday, Yeah, last time with you,

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Gary, Gary Bamon, Gary Bammon, a certificate of authenticity or Jerry

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a picture of Buzz from home alone. And that boss Man gets an Uncle

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Frank on the that's really funny.
And then finally with this, oh fuck

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me, fuck me. It's like
a three D It's a three D thing,

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like Holy ship that is. They're
like, so it's it's it's wrestle

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Fest and you have the background,
right, but then you have like cut

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out of Hogan Warrior, Mike McGirk, Deebes and slots. But they're they're

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like they have what do you call
it? But makes them kind of push

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out like they're it's like it's almost
like a hollow like a pop up book.

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Wow, and it's in a frame
and it's that's tremendous. It's like

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literally like a screen grab of wrestle
Fest brought to life, like we're about

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to have the main event tag match, and anybody who knows the Boss knows

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that rustle Fest is the best game. I mean I could play it all?

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How many? How many? How
often did I play it in fucking

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schomberg ybby of the hotel? And
it was free? Okay? Let alone?

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How many times you played it in
the Hampton Beach? Oh? I

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got a pin? Yeah? Oh
my god? How many? How many

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hundreds of dollars I fucking put into
that? What's next? Well, hey,

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you know what you got, your
your your your senate, your Linda

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McMahon for Senate. Pin. Sure, well, I'll tell you what I

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need. A third party candidate pin. Oh fucking hell, it's a reform

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party, Jesse Ventura, two thousand
the century, and we're gonna, you

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know what, We're gonna shock the
world in the year two thousand. I

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mean that's not even the gubernatorial one, No, not at all. That's

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when he pretended he was gonna run
for president. I think Trump was a

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two thousand or four party candidate for
a for a while too. That's wow,

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that's great, that's amazing. What
a piece uh has Bro? Has

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Bro? Oh, you can tell
you can feel the contours. Holy shit,

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wow the reveal it's a Hollywood Hogan
Hasbro Custom Yeah custom and like really

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like the paint job is really it's
the uh you know it's it's the original

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Hogan with the Gorilla press slam.
Yes, but that's a really good paint

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job. How they do that a
lot of time, a lot of patience,

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a lot of pain. It's terrific. Man, that's good ship.

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Yeah, like every yeah, every
Hogan Hasbro plus, Like that's custom one

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and I have the matel one.
They did the Mattel nWo one. I

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didn't go through the merchandise catalog time. Here. Let's see what we got

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in ninety four. Oh, WRESTLMANI
the album that, Oh my god,

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the what WrestleMania the album? Oh
oh yeah, oh no sorry it's yeah

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wrestling the album the w Superstars WrestleMania
of the album and had a bunch of

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different songs and ship on there.
Wow that Oh give me this what is

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it? Give me either one of
those Oh my god, it's the original

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Monday Night rod jacket, but one
yeah with the the you know, oh

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fuck me, that's awesome and the
shirt and the hat, the one Vince

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McMahon would wear as an announcer.
Yep, And this is pretty raw,

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is war? Not that Jack?
This is five type thing. Look at

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this weird macho man shirt like it's
like the end of the road because it's

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like the last because hey, that's
the same m. It's to the m

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that you did at the the WCW
catalog from nineteen ninety. Yeah. Yeah,

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that's curious. So that was I
forgot visiting. I forgot they did

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this. Oh my god, a
whole page of hats. Fuck. Yeah,

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I take a picture of that.
So good. Oh just look the

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Merchise catalog and it's a full selection
of has Bros on a full display and

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the denim jacket with the cartoons.
I remember this. I actually really wanted

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this. Oh yeah, the wrestler's
drawn up like little uh little yeah,

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like south Park like matures. Yeah
yeah, I don't understand what this means

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Undertaker shirt, dead or alive.
It's still what what? Right? Exactly?

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Still, it's still what I guess. The body he put in the

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ground, the soul for which he
dug a hole, I guess. And

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then let's see here nine two oh
man, be still my heart. He's

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a lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack
and Carnacio and JP Sorrow. He's a

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lapsed fan wrestling podcast. Oh Jesus
fucking hell. The Holster Rules, yellow

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tank with the neckline cut out,
the plush hull Coke and Teddy Bear.

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This is the sweet Spot Warrior Man. Your page got fucking Legion of Doom

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with fucking yeah like Ralph Machio up
there, Ralph Machyo wearing the plastic yellowed

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shoulder pads for the kiddos. Ralph
Macchio man, Randy Savage, Oh oh

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this is this is I mean,
anyone who has this particular shirt, it's

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is a fucking collector's item. The
Dragon one Ricky Steamboat a ninety one Dragon

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shirt. Amazing. I am I
am obsessed. I say I'm obsessed with

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everything when I am obsessed with the
like you know, tenth eleventh guy in

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the Depth Depth chart having a T
shirt. Yeah, I'm obsessed with those

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shirts. Fucking phenomenal. Wow,
great merchandise analogues. Let us right back

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where we need to be, all
right, we continue. What is this?

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It's ah fuck, that's a shoot. I can't see what it is,

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but it is. It's. Oh, that's that is phenomenal. It's

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an advent calendar in the shape of
knocking Tomy Plaza with Ans Gruber falling down.

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So you start up here and go
all the way down to Christmas every

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floor. Yep. And it's a
madness that is so fucking cool. Oh

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you know it's funny too. So
this year my daughter has started to argue

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with me about that. She is
like Christmas, I heard, it's not

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a Christmas movie, and I keep
telling her. I say, you know,

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the first of all, the director
says, it is, which right

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there trumps anything else. Yeah,
I didn't under the cinemat on that.

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Yeah. And then also like you
can tell me shit, you know exactly,

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So shut the fuck up, will
you. It's a fucking Christmas movie.

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Oh wow, Oh my god,
it's the LGN. Oh shit,

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hold it in your hand. Describe
the fels. I mean I feel funnier

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already, Absolutely, you do.
I mean, look at he get thumbs

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pointed at himself like he's so fucking
amazing. The weight of it. Yep,

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there's there is substance here, There
is gravitas. Yes, het,

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Yes, I got mister Fuji the
boss Man, got Bobby the brain gotta

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say becoming obsessed with l J.
I don't know how it happened, but

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all of a sudden, oh,
ship, here we go. Oh oh

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no, oh no, oh no, what do you want me to say?

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Did we not just you got an
s N E. S I got

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a fucking Genesis and you got Royal
Rumble roy Raw? Did we not just

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have a little ship fight about whether
Hogan was in the s n E.

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S One won that? Did you
not? Just within moments stick in my

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face the cover of the actual fucking
game with Hogan on the cover ship?

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What the fuck? What the fuck? Six Button Arcade, Pat Sega Genesis

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Vintage. That's real, that's fucking
legit. I can feel myself executing a

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fatality and Mortal Kombat Puppy right now. Oh my god. Forward forward down

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A or whatever it was. Forward
forward down forward a. That was sub

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zero. Oh oh my god,
what have I got? Now? I

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got a Powertown as well. Let's
see Powertown. Let's see, we're gonna

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reveal it together. Okay, here
it comes right. Oh fucking it's Vern.

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I think you have you already had
Vern. I did have Vern.

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That's okay. Oh double Vern,
double brother, Double Vern Brother, double

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Biz Life and Death doll got it? Wow, Laverne, So does that

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mean you are one hundred and eighty
percent? I guess, I guess I

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do ship. No one called Greg
please? Yeah? Then they make a

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Greg one. I noticed good reason
were in his fucking rambow gear. Fah,

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those are figures man, a very
tom. What have we got here?

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Uh? Books? Wow? Oh
shit, yep, this is fun.

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I wonder if we can I can
find a ways to use this tales

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from development hell the greatest movies never
made by David Hughes. I don't know

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how we're going to do a cinemat
about a movie that wasn't made. Well,

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we could talk about if a movie, you know, for example,

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if we were ever able to do
Lord of the Rings. I don't know

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if we can or not. I
haven't. I haven't dug into that one

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yet. But if Lord of the
Rings I could do, I would talk

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about the history of Lord of the
Rings movies. And apparently John Borman was

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supposed to make a Lord of the
Rings movie. Wow? Is that right?

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Yeah? Maybe because they had that
p W I VHS Lords of the

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Ring little work. Well, there
was the wasn't the Lord of the Ring

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Ring? Like the actual ring that
that DDP had. He had a Lord

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of the Ring ring. That's actually
worse somehow, it is worse. What's

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that thing the book? Where's the
title? Last Action Heroes, the triumphs,

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flops and feuds of what Hollywood's Kings
of carnage. That's terrific. You

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got all the Mommy, you got
Schwarzenegger, you got Stallone, you got

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Jackie Chan, you got fucking oh, I guess you know, I ever

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thought about fucking what's his name?
Qualifies because he was the special Enforcer or

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the sheriff at Survivor series ninety four. Norris, Yeah, he totally qualified.

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Qualifies. Oh my god, there's
still more, having like a book

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on Christmas, you know, right
by the tree. It's like two thirty

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the fire. I know what this
is. I'm not even gonna fucking heal

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off some pages bothering you. There's
my Sega Genesis. Oh my gosh,

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ridiculous. You get the Neo g
O next year. They got to back

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up the fucking truck and then have
an arcade thing in there. Last one.

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Oh, it's another fucking controller.
He's such a fucking nut an,

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It's a fucking nut. Tom that's
an ico. Oh Jesus Christ continues extends

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his legendary status to get another TLF
Christmas show. Boss Enjoy that bounty will

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you? Oh God, I mean
Enjoy is not even gonna start to cut

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it. Well, you're not worth
it, but we'll take it. And

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