Made a decision face the sunny sun. I had what's up? Everybody?
Welcome to for crying out loud, the heat Wave edition. We're sitting in
Patrick's beautiful studio that he's created for us. Yeah, and it's unfortunately it's
pretty toasty. It's really hot. But you know what, I like to
think of it as a sauna that we don't have to pay for it,
like we don't have at a gym. I don't think Kaylin appreciates it that
much, you know, he after being out in the sun, right,
Kaylin, Yeah, I was, and it was very hot. So I
was out in the sun all day long, and now I'm sitting here just
as hot. I have to say, I really enjoying the studio me too.
I mean, just look at the way we're sitting. It's like we're
sitting in in like my high school stoner's bedroom, our living room, like
circa right out of high school. It just feels it feels very Princess Cruise.
It feels very our thing. Yes, it does feel like our thing.
I always felt like I was um um. I mean, I appreciate
it, of course, coming into the studio, but I always felt a
little bit like I was at somebody's work, like I was at yeah right,
and somebody make yeah. Well, then I don't like leave a rapper,
you know, leave a crumb somewhere, or like wash my cop like
you know whereas like even though we bring our own stuff here, but it
just feels more like we're sitting on a couch. I got my feet,
we got our feet up on the coffee table. Yeah, Patrick, Patrick,
let's say hello to our great people. I love these people. I
know. I want to try to like mix it up a little bit,
like I don't know what, I don't know how this is going to go,
but try and help you. Sarah Stephanie, I love all right,
Leslie with her with her bad coughed, still gone, Alicia Escalante from the
city of El Monte, Aaron, who do this? Who is this?
Amy? Amy egg Hunt? Oh there are there? That's nice. Kelly
Brandt, she's your aunt. Always can count on her. Yep. And
Rebecca is so cute and put her in your pocket. She is really really
cute. Yes, um? And is shape food food nice? Ask and
Missy and Gabby are such troublemakers too, can't keep up Hollywood Boulevard hanging out
right. I don't know what they're doing, but it's not good. Katerina.
Her last name is Mohler, and it's just triggers. It's a trigger
word for me. It is so Valerie hits it out of the park every
time. I don't know where did I get that? Oh? Because yeah,
okay, yeah, I've lost the does hit it out of the park
every week? He does? And Polly and those Butterfield Butterworth pancakes. See
in case anybody's like origin story, please Polly Butterfield. Yes, sounds like
Butterworth, right, which reminds me of pancakes, makes us hungry. Athena
ginshert we love her because she sends us. Elizabeth Williamson has a lot of
kids, but I feel like these days just having three is probably as gouch
as Elizabeth. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot right now. It is
hero. He's a hero to his kids. He's like mister Walton of the
Walton Family exactly. Good night, Jim, Dad, jump up, rita
rock that Bassinette. Jacob is Growley, Sandred stud easy being Green, Ashley,
You're so chic and Ulyssies. We love you. Got a lot of
double letters in your name. Sarah Deane, we love your sassages, and
Stephanie's a stinker wrinker and Krista gets trap and Jennifer get up. Um,
Oh it's hot in here. Um took the kids out for Easter dinner last
night. Where'd you go? We went to an Instagram place. I mean
that's basically yes, I Natalia's request. Okay, So backing up a little
bit, it was spring break, had I'm sunny, was like all his
friends were gone. Every there was like a couple here during Monday and Tuesday.
Then they leave and then the other ones coming back, you know.
So but he's like, mom, I'm good. I love having nothing to
do. So but he hung out with his friends. I did. What
did I do with Sonny? I did? We went on a lot of
walks with Phil hikes. Okay, shit that I love to do. You
know now I am enjoying these hikes because I'm getting exercise. Um. And
then so then Natalia comes. So Natalia went away for a couple of days
with her best bff. Comes on her way back. Hold on where they
go? They just went like to Newport or whatever. This family has Okay,
with the pair of family has family down there yeah, So she went
down there on her way, but she was gone three nights. On her
way back, she's calling me. I'm on the phone. I can't answer
the call her back. She's like, Mom, can we go to you
want to go to Barry's boot camp? And I'm like no, no.
That would have been a good one to have on video. I know then
that was doing the fake that. But then I said no, no,
thanks, no thanks. Which time was this, like, um, this
was in the morning, like ten thirty because they were they were driving back.
Okay, so she's already this bitch is a go get her. She
even had the time. Yeah, Like she's driving, which is kind of
probably sitting in traffic already thinking about her next. You know how she was
when she was a kid. She's like, what are we doing? What
are we doing? What's next? All right? And you're like she sits
down, Oh my god, what are we doing tonight? Yes, that's
right. She said she would get really upset if she didn't have plans,
plans, she would have almost like an anxiety, you know, like to
her energy. Yeah, yeah, things don't change now. I felt like
she grew out of it. But no, here's the deal with her.
She called me because she said, there's a five twenty class um and she
said, I've been with the fam. I've had a great time, but
I haven't exercised in three days, and we've been eating a lot of takeout
and not very healthy food, and I really want to exercise. And I'm
like, I'm talking to Hell in Paradise right now. Oh gosh. I
mean, she was reminding me of my that's my mom. If my mom
didn't exercise, I gotta go out of the gym, I gotta get it.
I gotta go to the Jackala lane. I gotta start of working out.
I gotta move, you know, if she didn't do anything for a
few days. And then also, you know, my mom was she was
kind of a healthy eater too, in her weird way, but so yeah,
Natalia was like, I really want to I feel I need to go,
and She's like, I thought you wanted to go. We could go.
I was like, I guess you don't have anybody to go with you.
Here comes the guilt trip, right, mom, I thought you wanted
to be healthy, right, So, and I thought we were going to
spend time together moms, I know, So I said, all right,
she already had the class picked out five to twenty, and I said,
all right, I got all day to mentally prepare. No, let me
ask you. This is Berry's boot Camp? Is it a studio? Okay?
This is what's going on an Okay, Barry's boot Camp is a place
that I started going to with Gina Kimmel. I remember old days. I
remember you going to Barry's boot Camp. Yes, we used to go all
the time because it was right here in Studio City whatever. And Gina and
I and Gina, you know, God bless her, but you know,
she said, just picture a soccer mom, you know that's always tired and
complaining, but want to work out. Yes, So we would go and
she's like, I picturing myself. Yes, do you never met Gina?
Have you? Sucks? You would love Gina, love her politically exactly on
the same page anyway. So she would take me and she'd go, and
I think it was I don't know, she was really into it and she
would like and and and we would go. We would go like and then
we started going once a week and we went through. Okay, So here's
what it is. It's a studio. It's a workout studio. You know,
about the size of a workout studio at a gym, and it's dark
and then they put the lights on. Oh it's at a gym. No,
it's it's its own place. Yeah, but it's it's like as if
you go to the gym. I've never seen Barry. I'd love to have
a take a class of Barry taught it. I have no idea who he
is. I maybe could have googled him. But so it's, uh,
they're blasting the music and they have a wall of treadmills, and then they
have work and then they have a floor where you work out, right,
So they split the the class and half half goes on the starts on the
treadmill. There's the guy that's teaching it, or chick or a girl.
But at a guy he has his headphone, you know, likes said on
Yeah, and he's loud, and it's like welcome to Bears. Okay,
here we go on a treadmill number nine. Start at nine. You know,
sorry everybody, but that's what it's like. It's loud and is the
music like, yes, kind of music we just hate. Oh no,
it's just pound pound pack like oh, like it would be nice and maybe
hip hop, I would, I think, and back in the day when
I was doing it, they would have different types of you know music.
I guess I can't. I'm not gonna be able to do that electronica like
I have the regular song, but speed it up right, No, you
know I can play some Crossery Stills, the Nest Bears, head, Moon
on the Rise, Yeah, Cleywood Mac something you know anyway, or Tupac.
Tupac would be great, yes, hit him up. Yeah, that's
why. Fuck, that would be amazing. Would never be great? Yes,
I would love that. That would be so I'm not kidding it.
I know, incredibly inspiring. I would yet that would give me energy.
It's all about the music, it is. I agree. However, I'll
and you and I are exactly the same. But with berries, once you
start, you're not focusing on the music. You're focusing on not dying,
not dying, And it's it's it's not that it's hot and every absolutely not.
Stephanie. I think you could do it. You'll be fine. I
mean, are people Are they gonna make fun of me? No? That's
the thing. That's why I like it. I've never had a bad experience
where they're like yelling at you. They let you go your own speed,
so that they start the class off with half people in a treadmill, and
they'll go, is everybody gonna be skinny? O? No, no,
no, no, no no, go to the West Haller Ambassadors. If
you go to the West Halley one one? Maybe okay, but like it
does you know depend there's a change the valley? Are there some like soccer
moms? Oh oh yeah, that's why Gina loved it. No, it
wasn't like that, feel like that current day. Have you been back.
I've only been this one time, but I will report back next time.
I go okay, And but you know, I think it's it's a it's
always a mix. It's not what you think. Because I'm with you.
I get, I get. I'm very intimate. I'm almost ready to sign
up at Curves, Jim. You know right. That's why I was like
a member at the Women's you know, right, because it's like then now
it gives a shit, right, But no, it's I know what you
mean. It seems intimidating and maybe it is the very first time, but
they're very nice there. They've always been nice in Natalia every time she goes
she loves im, like I'm a smoker. That's well, that's what.
Okay, So right, so they start so they started driving on like you
go, like start at three, you go easy, you get going,
and then he's telling everybody what to go, get a band on the floor,
you know, start doing the squats with the band and whatever. Okay,
so they're doing that, and then but the thing that I like,
iss, he's going, okay, forty five seconds at speed three, you
know, okay, you go. So he's constantly telling you how much time
until you can like relax, right kind of thing. And Okay, then
he'll go like, okay, peeple on a treadmill, take it up to
a seven, take it up to it in you know whatever. You don't
have to you can go at your own pace, right he probably they probably
don't want people to die, right right because and by the way I saw
his note, he had like a thing and it said, um Lynette.
First, it's all said on the board like somebody writes it. You know.
I guess it's the first time because I told the lady your first time.
Yeah, I thought, I was like, oh my god, you
came in first place. No, I will tell. So that's what I
literally thought. I was like, Lynette, Wow, I checked in.
They were like have you been here before? And I was like yeah,
years ago and I and then she's like, okay, so it's kind of
your first time. So she so he knew. Oh it said Lynette,
treadmill put it. He put the they put the treadmill number I was on.
They put me in Italian next to each other. They know in Italia.
Yeah. They're like, you know, hey, oh this is your
mom. Oh, nice to meet you. You know. So, uh
okay, so you do the treadmill. Then you go, you know,
and then it's like two minutes on the treadmill. Okay, you're you are
not two minutes. It's like, you know, half the class. You're
on the treadmill. Then you switch, then you go to the floor,
and then you go back onto the treadmill one more time, and then they
do a cool down thing. Okay, and it's nice. It's it's I
don't know why I used to. I think it's because they are very nice.
They don't make you can go at your own pace. When I was
on the floor doing like the clams with the with the band, I was
like you know, sink down and stop for ten minutes, you know,
and then we're on the treadmill. Natalie's Natalia is a beast. She keeps
up with the class. Whatever he says she does. In fact, he
said a shout out to Natalian. Way to go, Natalia. Yeah,
she's so. Anyway, they we were on the When Natali and I were
on the ink, he was doing the incline thing she goes. She would
reach over push the button for me. She got done through the incline.
Just if you try and keep up with the speed, that's fine. And
I was like, okay, good um. But it was great. I
was sore as fuck the next day, but it was great. It had
a good time. Her and I bonded and uh yeah, so and then
we and then I asked her, She's like, what are we gonna do
for Eastern Itali is very traditional. She likes to write, want to out,
you know. And so she went to have brunch with her dad and
I was like, well, how are you getting there? And she's like,
well, uh, you know, I don't know. And I said,
you know what, I'll take you. I volunteered to take them because
it was a beautiful weekend. The sun was out, clouds is out,
clouds is out. Sun. Yeah, having a good day. I was
having a good Gask yourself, why that bad that you can't have yourself a
good day? So I was like, I'll drive you guys. I don't
care. It's I've been having fun with the two of them, and we've
been hanging out. We watch a movie to get Those two have turned a
corner. They're like, you know, they're getting there there. I can
see like they're bonding. They're getting along like it's they're both maturing, first
of all, and now like their their relationship. In fact, Natalia likes
Phil. Now wow, yeah, yeah, she's I don't know what's going
on, but I think her boyfriend likes Phil. I think that's the thing.
Oh yeah, because she's like Philly. They have Philly h She talks
to him in an English accent. Come here, puppy, puppy. But
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Nice. He's going. I think he's going to look for his dad.
Oh, that's probably They have a special guest this week. Yes,
our special guest is Michael Bean, although then he's probably early if that's the
case. But anyway, okay, let's not worry ourselves about that. Yeah,
get to the dinner. Well it was really nice so on Easter.
Okay, So they go to brunch and then they came back and they got
dropped back off. And what did I do during the day? I was
on laying in the backyard nice the first time in a long time. So
that's son. Did you get Easter baskets for the kids? So because I
did not, it's a good question. Boiler alert. Yeah, my kids
got jack ship. They didn't even get a happy Easter. Okay. This
is where it gets convenient for me to be like, what you guys are
Jewish? All right? Yeah, exactly, you sell my passover. Any
of that would have taken work, That's right. That's where I get very
we're not religious? Yea, I know, I know, Yes, it's
fine. My neighbor Mitch down the street, the one I've talked about before,
he walks the dog with me every day. Is he the fund?
What happened to the fun dad? Oh? Fun dad is on the other
side of me. Mitch is not a he's a dog dad. Um.
But fun dad is a couple doors down the other way. He has the
kids that my kids right out. He's still around, Okay, still still
love him, right, Sorry, but Mitch is my neighbor who's always we
walk every night with the dogs. Nice. He got some I don't know,
some deal. He got some free Easter candy. He brought it all
over to my house, which I don't thank him for because the kids did
need it. I ate it. You know what, I have my car,
Stephanie. I was gonna bring it in for you, stale red vines.
Oh, I'm trying to be off shore, okay starting today, Okay,
okay, I'm fasting. Well, all right, well I'll talk about
it. Okay. So so okay, As you know, Natali's very traditional
and last year, I mean, they will never forget the year that I
Easter Bunny was having a hard time and that melted their eyes. And it
was the same day that it was the same day that my dad passed away.
Sonny will remember that. He brought that up and tell he was like,
oh, yeah, that's right, that happened too. And your floors
were getting done right, well, the floors were getting on and I was
like listen, guys, Easter Bunny. Too much construction at this house.
I mean he had a truckey left the bunny out in the sun. Right.
So anyway, so every year now I try and make up for it
with a little something. This year I was like, you know what I
would do is I would just go and get like candy at Rite Aid or
whatever and just a little bunny rap whatever. This year, I was like,
I ain't wasting my money. Nobody ever eats the candy. Italia ends
up like just sitting in a drawer. Who are these people? And Italia
doesn't want candy? So I went to Target and I got like, that's
like people that leave like a half a glass of wine us yeah, And
You're like I like yeah, I mean yeah, I'm like what I get
obsessed with looking at their gloss. I'm like, you're just gonna let the
bus boy like clear the table, like, well, you know what what,
there's wine there right right? But see, I think I think I
buy them the shitty kid. I don't think they like the candy because I
buy them the tradition like the peeps if you're wrong kind of candy. It's
all sugar. I just injected it straight into my vabe I could okay,
so I went to No So instead I went to Target. By the way,
when I went to Target on a Saturday before Easter, um, some
guy. I was in an irritated mood because I had a lot going on
and they're the truck. It was packed the Target parking lot and I was
like, oh, of course, I'm I'm yelling at myself and the co
of course. Of course the day I want to go to Target, everything's
packed. Everybody's like where, why, where's everybody going? It's the Easter
weekend? Like oh, anyway, this guy I pull in, he pulls
in his truck behind me, like blocking me. But I'm pulling into park
and I see him like we're trying to wave at me, and I'm like
oh, and I'm getting my purse, I'm getting my phone out of the
car, and I'm like, what the what the fuck does this guy want?
And I'm I'm like, what's you gonna tell me? I got a
flat tire? What what? What? What's wrong? And so anyway,
I get out of the car and he goes your front bumper because it's loose.
He's like, I can fix it. I can fix it. And
I was like, I don't need you to fix it, and he was
like, no, I will fix it. I will beat the price.
And I was like, no, I know who you are. Bye bye,
and I took off and I was like, you're a scammer, scammer,
and I started yelling at him, pointing with a scammer. Yes,
oh my god. I took off and trying to get your license. No,
I just left. I went to I went into Target, but people
are walking around. I'm like, Sky's a scammer. This guy's a scam
artist. And people are like huh huh, and he took off. Uh,
yes, it is. In fact, when I dropped the kids out,
why is your bumper loose? Because, Tesla, I don't know,
it's always been since I've got it, since it's been loose, I know
I need to get it tightened up. I tightened it up and then it
gets loose, musk. I know. But on Saturday, when I dropped
the kids off Adams, I'm like, I ain't pulling right in front because
if I pull up right in front, Kayla knows my pain. I'm not
gonna mister Judge like, I don't know, you know, if he judges
when there's something wrong with people's cars, you know, anyway, anybody that
knows Adam. So I pulled past the house, I'm like, I'm gonna
pass that. I'll just drop you off next door. Anyway, because the
problem is if you take the Tesla into get the bumpers, it's a big
shot. You're not gonna get it back for three months. I know.
I feel like there's a part. I keep tightening it, I keep fixing
it. Oh yeah, you're so handy. Well, and then it will
last and then it gets luke gets not loose. I know, you get
some of the gorilla glue. It's not about it, you know, right
was trying Ray Ray taped it at one point, was Scotch tape? Oh
no, no, true, sorry, yes, I go why was Scotch?
And he goes, I'm just doing this temporary lunet. So because you
gotta go get this fixed, you gotta go. And I'm like, I
ain't gonna go a call Tesla. It's fine, it's not bothering me.
And anyway, So made their easter. I went and got Sonny needs new
bedding. I got him some betting. I got in to Tali a couple
of candles, little throw pillows for her bed floor, Matt for a bathroom
that she needed. Yeah, but were they happy with that? Oh?
I got Sonny a basketball and tennis ball. She loved it. Sonny was
like, yeah, you didn't have to. Sunny's fine, He's like,
thank you, Mom, Thanky. He was fine, of course, um,
but Natalia immediately took it all, went into her room put it out,
like the candles. I love that. It's very traditional that girl.
Yeah, so we're so, tell me about this Instagram place that you went
for dinner. Oh, I made the dumb move going, Okay, where
do you guys want to go? Huh? Sonny He's like, I don't
care, and Natalia goes, I want to go to Catch and I was
like, all right, I've heard of it. I think it's trendy.
That's where we went. By the way in New York. We went to
Catch Steakhouse for Thanksgiving dinner. So there's one out here, but I've never
been to it. And I'm like, I hear it's a big scene and
then tell He's like, yeah, all right, let's go there to tell
me twice? Right, But they're cheap dates. They don't drink really right.
They order like one, you know entre seafood. Is that what it's
called Catch? Yeah, and there's two there's Catch and then there's Catch steakhouse
out here as well. Okay, yeah, so they took you just got
a reservation that I made a reser. I made a raiser, I asked
her, like before she went on her trip with her friend, okay,
all days earlier. Yeah, I got on it, made a reservation for
three. It was really nice. It was very pretty. Had to take
a ton of pictures of her on the way out. Were there any selebs
there? No? I told them, I go, if you really want
to see celebrities, we should go, Like, I don't think this is
the place because everybody's taking their picture in front of you know, there's like
flowers ever. I mean, it's a very pretty, very trendy. Um.
It's like when you go to Melrose. It's on Melrose, oh it
is. Yeah, So if you go to Melrose, there's that one place
that has like the wings kind of it's like a building and on the side
of the building is like these wings, and it's the place where everybody poses
in front. I think you've done it. Yeah, yeah, and it's
like, well, there's not gonna be celebrities posts exactly, or even influencers,
right, It's not even gonna be YouTube people. It's gonna be tourists.
Yeah, if of course. But I was like, if you go.
They didn't really care about celebrity, But I was like, if you
guys really want to, like, you know, because they we were looking
around like who's that? You know, people look important there, but there's
nobody you really want to see some celebrities. We should go to Chateau Marmont.
We should go to the Tower Bar, you know, right right right,
those are the places. And she's like, can we make it a
tradition where every Sunday night we go to dinner. It's like, not every
Sunday, but we could do it sometimes though anyway, but we had a
good time. It was nice. Um, like I said, we bonded
and uh, those two you know, Oh, we were gonna watch Natalia
really wants to watch Babylon. Have you seen it? I saw the tail
end of it because John was watching it. It did not look like my
type of movie, right, and he hated it. So Sonny was like,
Sonny saw it, watched it watched it by himself, and he as
we were getting onto the car, I'm like, well, if you guys
want to, but it was a school night so we were both all tired.
But you guys want to watch a movie maybe, And Natallli goes,
I really do want to see Babylon, And Sonny goes, if I were
you, guys, i'd watch it on your own. And Natalia didn't get
it, and she's like why, and he goes, it's the kind of
movie you don't want to watch with your mom. Oh, I guess there're
a lot of like orgies. I probably. I think there's a lot of
orgies. Yeah. I mean I didn't want to watch, like, you
know, Wolf of Wall Street, right in front of Sonny. But at
certain points I walked out of the room and yeah, he's like that.
It's like, there's a lot of movies I can watch with them, but
there's certain pushes. Sometimes it's like, oh, this is uncomfortable. Yeah.
I watched um Bodies Bodies Bodies, which I've told you about, which
is the movie that's like the movie version of among Us, uh with Pete
Davidson's in it. It's like among Us with Pete Davidson. That's how John
describes it. He didn't like the movie. I really like it's satire.
It's satire, Yeah, it's satire. It's a it's like a murder mystery
kind of thing. But I think it's done kind of well. I think
it has a slow build and it's very um What's Aft not gen X,
but What's gen Z? Very gen z where they're all like they're all in
their early twenties, right, and they're all talking about like that's so you're
so toxic, you know. And at one point Pete Davidson is like,
oh oh, she says, I feel like you're gaslighting me. And he's
like, oh gaslighting? Oh what's next? Or am I a narcissist?
You know? Like jokes like it's funny. But Albie was liking it,
and Albi does not normally watch movies with me. Yeah, and I kept
bugging her. I was like, I really think you're gonna to like this
movie. I think it's going to be up your alley and she's like,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I told her to watch it with
her boyfriend. And every time I'd ask, they'd tell me they watched a
movie. And I'm like, well, why don't you guys watch Body's Body's
Body. So anyway, the other night she was home, a rare night
at home, and I was like, do you want to watch Body's Body's
Bodies? She was in a bad mood and she was like, fine,
whatever, So I turn it on, and you know, I'm so codependent.
I'm always like, all right, what's wrong? Are you okay?
And she's like, yeah, I'm watching the movie. I know something's wrong.
And then I have to I have to hold myself back from going,
like I so badly want to go, but seriously, like are you okay?
Do you want to talk about anything? And I know she doesn't,
so I'm just like, all right, yeah, So we just start watching
the movie. But then she got into it and then by the end of
it, she was like that was really good. She's like and we talked
about the ending. Right, I want to see it. It's got good
about that? Where do you see it at? On Netflix? On Showtime?
Showtime? Yeah, because I looked it up on There's so many every
there's so many streaming things, right, So I go on my Apple TV
or whatever you can go on whatever you have, and I go to straight
to Apple Movies, right, yeah, and it says it's not it says
it's available for rent April whatever. Fifth. But this was just the other
night and it wasn't there. So I was like, well, why isn't
it there? We couldn't figure out why. But then so I googled where
to watch it and it said showtime and oh, because you could buy it,
but it was twenty bucks, I see, and I was like,
that's not worth twenty bucks, right, So then I see it showtime.
I'm like, oh, we have showtime. It's like showtime. And then
I log in and then there it is. You go. I'm like,
oh, have you seen Bodies Bodies Bodies? No, Oh, you'd probably
like I think you'd probably like it. Yeah, I think you would.
Well, I have showtime, so maybe i'll I'll check that out tonight.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's not going to like change your life,
but it was like fun. It was like a fun movie. Yeah,
that is just like kind of a ride. Yeah, the same thing.
Did you guys? We talked about the movie the menu, right, Yes,
I really like Yeah. I liked it too. Yeah, yeah I
liked it. Oh, you hadn't seen it. I didn't see it when
we talked about but then I watched it. It's really good, right,
I loved it. I like I like when you go into a movie you
don't know. I didn't know anything about it, right, and then as
I'm watching it, you're like, what's going on? What's good at what's
happening? And then it's like an episode of the Twilight Zone where you where
the twist doesn't come until later. I love that. I love that too.
I actually told the kids last night one of the movies I want to
watch with them is Election. Oh yeah, that's a great movie. And
so he's like, I saw it a long time ago. Oh you gotta
watch it again. You saw it? He was like, I don't know,
thirteen or fourteen, you gotta. And she's never seen it, and
I think she would love it. Oh yeah, I feel like Elbie would
really like that movie too. She's probably seen it. Has Elbie seen Social
Network? I don't know, because Natalia it's like her face favorite movie.
She loved it. Oh really, Yeah. I feel like Elbie was like,
no movie will I feel like she will think she had too. Yeah,
she doesn't have like a lot of patience right for movies, but she
does watch stuff a lot with her boyfriend, and if I recommended a movie
for them to watch together, they watch a lot of stuff together. They
watch a lot of shows. That's what shows are they watching. I don't
even know. I don't even know. Whatever the whatever the big ship they
watched They binge The Last of Us. Ah, nice, lots of shows
of like that. Right, They're like, oh, we're on episode whatever
stuff I have not even heard of. Well, I want to know how
the twins as trips were. Trip was, Oh my god, I think
I told you no, they were there last week. They were there and
I was hearing about I was telling you, like what John was reporting to
me. They had an amazing time. They loved six. I think I
told you that Xandra was so cute. This is so, this is really
really cute. So Xander and I went for a walk. He came with
me to walk the dog the other day and then he was telling me a
little bit about the trip and he was like, mom, it was so
fun. I've never had so much fun. Yeah, I loved everything.
And I was like, okay, well, you know what was your was
there any least favorite? What was your most favorite? And he was like,
I would say, he told me, I can't ever remember. He
was like, it was all great. I loved going to see six.
But their favorite thing was walking around like the streets of New York. Loved
it. They loved just like they loved going out like after dark, like
after dark, but they'd come back to the take a disco nap, and
then go back out at like ten o'clock at night, go get pizza.
They loved that aspect of it. And this was really sweet, so Xanders
said. The only I said, well, did you like the boat they
because they took a boat and around the Hudson they were the statch of Liberty,
Yes, at an island, And he was like yeah, He's like,
I mean, if I had to pick something that dragged a little bit,
he said, I would say it was maybe the boat. He goes.
But so John has a friend, his friend JJ, who's like been
his was his best friend, like from their twenties, who was in New
York on business. So he came and met them for the day and did
the boat ride with them, and the mail went to dinner and he's like,
but you know, he's like, I'd never spent time with JJ before.
It was really nice to like get to spend time with one of dad's
like oldest friends. Oh, that's so sweet. And Xander. John was
telling me the other night, he was like this kid talking about Xander.
He's like, he's so polite. He goes everywhere he went in New York.
He was thinking people, he was thinking the taxi cab, he was
thinking thinking waiters, thinking like if he went in and got they got coffee
somewhere, he'd be thank you so much. He's like, it was I
was so proud to be with his kid. He's like so nice to everybody.
I love that I know a son. He's like, they're a lot
alike those two. I know. It's very Sweet's the best. It's so
sweet when you see your your your child respect other people. And when they're
grown, they like now they're older and they get it and they understand it.
You know. Yeah, it's fun to watch them grow. John's big
thing was just that he couldn't believe that the kids did not complain at all.
He's like, it's unhurt. And I was like, well, what
were you expecting. He goes, well, they picked them up from school.
Every day we picked them up from school. They're like, yeah,
school, terrible day. They don't like school at all. Yeah, they're
so low after school. And he was like, you know, I'm used
to like picking them up from school and seeing that drag and they complain NonStop
about school. He's like, I you know, I've come to believe that
maybe they're just kind of natural complainers. He goes, but no, they
did not complain at all. He said. They were the best travelers.
They didn't complain, like in airports anywhere. Absolutely because on the streets they
didn't complain. They retired, they didn't complain their feet hurd. At one
point, John said he said to Sadie like, oh, you seem like
you're kind of are you Are you getting tired of your feet hurting? Because
we could take a cab the rest of the or the subway. We could
hop on a subway. And she was like, oh, okay, like
a subway. But she said she wasn't her idea, right, Oh I
know, I see because they're exposed to, like, you know, an
environment that they would want to that you can you know the world like they'll
thrive. Ye, it's just fucking school man brings these kids down. Yeah,
Yeah, it's nice. So now they've been to like San Francisco in
New York and like you know, other local places. But that was nice
for them, and they've been to Canada. But Xander was telling me,
like when we went to Canada, he goes, it was nice, but
like we just we didn't see people because I think I told you the town
was so small. There wasn't any They didn't we didn't really meet anybody,
right, We're just at this big house with our cousins, like you know.
Yeah, so they didn't go anywhere, my sister in law and my
niece and nephew and kids, cousins. But yeah, we were just in
a house playing board games and it was so it was fun, but it
wasn't really they went that was their first time on a plane, but we
didn't. They didn't see sights and do stuff. Yeah. Yeah, you
know. One of the things that I included in Italia's Easter basket was attitude
sheets. Ah, so I finally got them and she loved them. Well
so early I was going to tell you, but I saved it. She
took sheets off, we washed them, she put them on her bed that
night. She loves them, loves them. I got my second set of
Attitude sheets. So I already have a set of Attitude sheets. But the
beautiful thing was having the spare set. I didn't have to go to another
set of sheets. I took my Attitude off my bed and put on the
new set. Yes it's isn't it? But it's weird like the I mean,
the material is like butter, and it became in such a beautiful color,
like a blush. It was perfect for her room. I loved it.
And it's it's clean bamboo sheets, by the way, which is nice.
It's not cotton. No, it's better for the environment. It's less
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want to know, yes, what I did last night? Please? I
went to Benny Hannah for a little late celebration of John's birthday. You know
what, Benny Hannah whores. This family is. But guess who we guess
who came with us? My daughter's boyfriend. Oh, Mike, you're saying
this the hell? Yeah? Finally really yes, So I've got this little
thing. And if this lady is listening right now, oh, I'm just
gonna tell you no, no, no, this is a funny thing.
Then I'm just gonna tell her the gauntlet has been thrown. So Elby's a
boyfriend. I don't I feel like I don't want to say I should I
say his name? Maybe you should tellis? Maybe you should? Yeah,
I have let's tell him? Are you okay? So A's mom is like
a serious go getter, like this family like so they took the so we
I told Elbe, I was like, invite A to dinner with us for
Dad's birthday. And she was like okay, and then she's like so that
morning they invited me for Easter brunch. Oh they they like her every ye
I didn't say all that. So she's always posting on social media, right,
pictures of my kid, like doing all these fun, fabulous things like
with her kid, you know, and their whole family. And I told
you, I think I told you this maybe on a Patreon. I don't
know that uh that you know. John was just like, what the heck?
You know? Yeah? Yeah, like right, she's gonna think these
people are her parents, you know, and they're doing all these nice things.
And I was like whoa. And He's like, why doesn't he Why
doesn't she want to bring him to our house? And I was like,
I don't know. Our house is like not as nice as his house maybe,
and she's kind of a you know, she gets self conscious really easily.
But anyway, last night she brought him over. Now I've met it
before, so so when you invited you invited A. But then and then
he told his mom, and then his mom invited you to no, no,
no, no. Oh. They invited Elby. They had to go
to Easter brunch. Why they brought Elby? And I was like, why
you gotta steal my thunder? We're taking her out somewhere tonight, and they're
like, snap, we're taking her somewhere first. So we swapped. Okay,
they invited, like, oh, there, let's meet, you know.
No, they so they took They took Elbie out somewhere in the morning.
Elby went over there, and then they all went to this and then
they're all these pictures on social media and I was like, oh, I'm
gonna show this pitch up. So I was like, I'm gonna take all
these pictures of Benny Hannah and then of course I took like one. I
never posted it, you know, So so how mom is really nice?
So I met the mom because did I tell you the story before? Because
I was parked behind I was picking Elbie up from school one day that she
didn't drive, and I was parked behind this tesla with like a personal life.
I wasn't really paying that much attention. And then Elbie comes out to
the car with a and she was like, Mom, do you know that's
A's mom has parked right in front of you. And I was like,
shut up, I'm not to meet her. And then A's like, do
you really I did she have any tape on her bumper? No tape on
the bumper? Can you imagine? It's a tesla problem, like a honoring
it's a bumper thing. So anyway, I got out of the car and
I went over and I was like, oh my gosh, I'm Elbe's mom,
and she was like hi. Like we gave each other a hug,
and then we chit chatted for a while and then I ended up I don't
know if I ever said this on the podcast, because I ended up messaging
with her back and forth a bunch, and I was like, listen,
this is like awkward, because awkward because she's over eighteen. So it's not
like I feel weird, like not really knowing you. But at the same
time, it's like she's kind of a she's kind of grown. Yeah,
I don't want to be in her business. It's not like when they were
a little and she was like, oh my gosh, I feel the same
way. But you can always talk to me and like, we love her.
She's adorable, she's so sweet and she's always welcome. I was like,
I know, she spends a lot of time at your house. You
know, it's not for us. It's not that he can't come to our
house. And she's like, oh my gosh, no, I get it.
Like and he doesn't drive, doesn't drive. So she she's like,
we so appreciate Elbi, like taking him everywhere and always, you know.
But anyway, so last night he came with us to do he came over
first. Oh my god, Lynette, he's the sweetest. Yeah, I
bet he's such a sweet He gave me a hug. What does he call?
Yeah? I love that he just called me Stefan. I think yeah,
but if he's like um, Elbie's mom. Uh. And he was
just like really nice and really polite and like just like fun right and you
know, right, and what does what does Sadie and Xander think? They
love him? I bet he's so. This is so cute. He loves
Sadie and Xander and he wants to spend time with them, and sometimes they'll
be he'll be hanging out with Elbie and then he's like, Elbie, let's
go get your siblings. Let's go to chart let's go let's go hang out
with that. That's so, and Elbe'll be like really though, and he's
like, yes, I love Xanders. They're like friends on social media,
and he's like, let's go get them, so they'll come over, and
then she'll text Sadie and Xander and be like, you guys wanted to go
to Target with me and A And then they're like yeah, So then she'll
swing by, grab them, they go hang out. I love that.
I know. So you had a nice dinner and what does John say,
Oh, Joe, I think, Well, we met A at my friends
like had a Honka party. So we met him over the holidays and we
all were at a party together and Elbie invited him so that we could meet
him, and it was really nice. And then I think I've met him
another time. I can't remember. Oh, then I saw him at school
and then so it was right. I haven't honestly seen much of him right,
right, because he doesn't have his license, right, so they're always
over. It's weird. She's always felt like it's a weird thing to like,
go get him, bring him back to our house, present him,
right of course, given the fact, but when she kept saying like,
let's all go out to eat. You know, so I was like,
yeah, let's go to eat. So as soon as so John was happy,
he's happy. I love that. It's a nice kid and it's John
doesn't care as long as like Elbie's seems happy. Happy. She's so relaxed
with him. They're cute. She has like a good instinct with people too,
and know how to pick them, you know what I mean, Like
she's not gonna pick them. Yeah, I can't see Elbie like I think
she's got good judge character she does. I mean, he's everything she tells
me. She's like, mom, there are no red flags. And anytime
she's felt like a little insecure about something or like she she's first she builds
up in her and then she's like ah, you know, but then she
just talks to him about it and he's like, oh my gosh, thank
you for telling me. Like, if you're ever feeling like that, please
tell me right away, like she says, whenever if she's been mad at
him, which they've they haven't gotten in any fights, but if she's been
you know, us girls of course get about your Jess. She gets sensitive
and like she's like anytime she's felt a little mad or like irritated at something,
she says, He's immediately like, oh my god, what's wrong?
What's wrong? Elbe, I feel like something's wrong? Just like tell me
like her mom, I know, I love that, you know. Oh,
I'm so happy. That's a great it's a great way to end the
show. I know, I love that so lovely. So you buried the
lead by the way, Yeah, I know. I couldn't wait to tell
you about that. But like, before we go, go, wake me
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made your mouth water even just saying that. And then just the last thing
I want to say, because you and I are going to Lynette and I
are going to a fundraiser right this Saturday, this Saturday. Yeah, oh
maybe Lynette's not going. I thought it was the next Saturday. No,
it's this Saturday, I think most it's a fundraiser for um the If You
Give a Mouse a Cookie. She's holding this fundraiser at her house. It's
a little gala dinner and cocktails and dancing because she's building libraries in Malawi,
and I love that, such a cool thing, and I just wanted to
shout out her. The charity. Yes, it's called Join our Village.
It's it's really called It Takes a Village, but apparently that was taken,
so their website is Join our Village dot org. Just go on there and
check it out is. When you text me that, I was like,
yes, yes, yes, and I gotta check my calen, but I
think I could okay anyway, So I just wanted to give a shout out
to that join our village. Yes, so check that out all right?
Thanks everybody, well, thanks to everybody. Thanks Klin. Yeah you're a
parent now, don't have for us letting