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as well. Dingoes Morning News eight thirty. Of course we're gonna do the
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forty nine Ers. It's already Wednesday, and we do picks with Glenn's every
Thursday at eight o'clock. No points on three for all this week, Mikey,
as you return, we did replay all of our hot predictions really for
Cowboys Patriots, that trash of a game, shocking, well, none of
us walked away with points. Man, you are up for debate though,
Yeah, let me pull out my paper here because I wrote it down now.
I remember JJ stabbed me in the back when I was gone. Yeah,
because yes, you were discussing the Steve and Bill Belichick mini are argument
and Kat was willing to throw down a half point and then I hear this
one chime in with no, No, I wasn't the only one what you
were standing out, you know loudly. I will open up the phones two,
one, four or eight, because I do think we are kind of
torn on this. Because you predicted that Steve and Bill Belichick would get into
a heated argument on the sidelines, and then Steve would say to Bill,
I hate you Dad, I hate you. Ye. That clearly didn't happen.
Clad was it a heated argument. I contend that it was. They
were just talking. Well, argument you have to have, they both parties
have to be talking back and forth. It was just Bill and his sons
just listening. Somebody call so JJ has something to do over there. And
I think if if Bill, if Bill were giving away his daughter at a
wedding, it should be one of the happiest days of everybody's life. He'd
still look like he was arguing, just because he's got that sour face all
the time. But I'm open, completely open minded. I want people to
get points. It's hard in this league to get points. You've got a
chance to get four tickets to the DFW Italian Festival if you call in right
now and lay down a hammer of a verdict to strowly get the half point
or no? Do you have the actual predict? I damn sure do Danny.
I'm glad you asked, because I definitely have it ready. I'll plug
it. I use the plug. Wait, what did someone missing? What
are we playing the predict? Yeah? Yeah, we want to hear your
actual three for all prediction. Yeah. So I'm getting it because I have
it. I'm a un denial for reason. It turns out reason for k
I probably deleted it. No way, bro, is it in the droppy
I don't know. Man, Okay, I don't have it. But as
I was saying, oh oh, I got it, I got it.
I got it ready. Yes? Are you sure? No? Do you
want it? Just play it? I you're asking, You're acting like some
have everything all the time. It's there, it's findable. I'm looking at
it. I read it. Just read it. Eh. Patriots linebacker coach
and son of head coach Bill Steve Belichick will get into a heat exchange with
his dad and clearly be seen mouthing the words I hate you, Dad,
I hate you. Heated argument is the debate. We want these to be
fun and maybe even a little funny. Er see throwing a little flowers,
you know, throwing a little coutrement to these predictions. I mean, like
I was going to get the exact verbiage that he's yelling at his dad,
like what are we doing? Like he has to talk to his coaching dad.
I was heated. J My nemesis of the day is the phone or
the phone's ringing off the hook? We are? We have someone? Hi?
What's your name? Hello? Hey? Oh? Oh, what's up
guy? What's up? Man? What's your name? Who's this? Oh?
My name is Daniel? Hey, Daniel? You a fan of mine?
Mike Siroy? Yes, yes, okay, good? I accept Daniel's
ruling. Then no hold on, Daniel. Do you lack Italian food?
Bo I love it? Do you want to go to DFW Italian Festival a
four pack on Saturday? No? Way? For real? Yeah? Yes.
All you have to do is give a very clear cut ruling. Does
Sroy get a half point or not? Was it a heated argument or not?
Uh? I would say, honestly, I think it was a very
heated argument. I think Samary should get the point. But guys, you
could have got beat up at that corner store trying to buy some moping.
So I think come we could do to give me a point to be nice?
Thank you? All right? S downhold J joga tradefow you're going to
JJ get this guy's info. You're going to address social I need an education,
history, the whole, the whole resume. JJ have to work.
And let's be clear. You wouldn't have been safer in the arms of your
mother and you were in front of that liquor store the other day. There
was no risk at all. You were fine. All right, So now
we acknowledge I have I have a point because I have two halves. Yes,
so yes, can we finally like move forward? That was the deal?
Okay? Have I had to do the read just for you know.
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Let's give stuff away. Good job Daniel the caller, not you. I
will say I have some audio now that I'm glad this has been sorted Finally,
this has been sorted out. I don't even know when. In an
hour or so, I have another bit of audio that needs sorting out.
Oh, we get some to replay. Yes, actually, while we're on
the audio tip before we do the most important thing in the world, I
have to do this. TC has been filling in for Jeff Kavanaugh on the
Speakeasy, and yes, I heard a little. I love TC Fleming and
he hos the Dirtbay Culture ower with George two to four on Saturdays here on
the Freak and you know, move around the un T football schedule and things
like that, but usually two to four Dirtbay Culture. Howur So TC's into
Kavanaugh with the Turks and Kkos. He'll be back tomorrow. I think he'll
be at the event tomorrow night at the Echo Lounge. But Ryner was kind
of pushing TC on if Georts and him get along, and tcez response made
me laugh out loud in my house. How even George do together swimmingly?
Has he tried to push you around? Nah, He's an easy going guy.
I'm the push you I'm sure I try to make it so that we're
both easy going guys. He makes me nervous, man, he makes you
nervous. I'm just something you bring out in him. Maybe so, but
I'm just looking out for you, man. I want to make sure he
doesn't do that to you. I appreciate that. No, no, no,
we have a very docile relationship. Okay, kind of like two cows.
Interesting now you mention it. I don't know cows that are like very
aggressive towards towards each other. They just kind of stand there. Oh my
god, it was so good. It is a great visual two cows,
two cows. I've never thought of that. But what was so great is
after re listening to it multiple times, Julie kind of gave the whole bisk
and chowder treatment with the hunh is interesting? Is in play here is?
TC hadn't thought about that either until he responded to his own description of docile,
because it's hard to describe a cow in any other way. They're a
very docile animal. Doscile cow. Kind of like two cows. Interesting.
It's funny though, because he says that he finished what he's saying, and
then he waits and goes kind of like two cows. We have a very
docile relationship, okay, kind of like two cows. Interesting. And then
I started thinking about how great would it be if there was a rapper in
two cows instead of two Jaisconsin Wrapper two cows, and he's always rapping about
dairy and eating grass. I'm gonna be a steak. Let's do the most
important thing in the world. I'm gonna be a steak. All right,
thank you. The most important thing in the world today is a story that's
starting to get legs, even though it happened in twenty nineteen. Woman she's
thirty. She said she was severely injured on a water slide at Disney World
there for her thirtieth birthday. In the law suit filed last week, she
said that she ended up with internal organ damage, internal organ damage, and
severe vaginal ascerations. She's seeking more than fifty thousand lawsuits money. Says that
so she went in twenty nineteen and she was at Typhoon Lagoon. I've never
been to Disney Worlds. I really don't know these places. It's sad she's
never been to Disney Guy, I don't know much about it. Nickelodeon kid,
you know Nickelodeon on TV. You just wake up, press, use
your thumb and go there. Go to Disney is something truly magical. Many
times have you been a lot? Yeah? Was it kind of like your
six Flags? Uh yeah, I mean it was four hours away from Miami,
but you yeah, like every other year. I think when your little
kids we go up to Disney. I've probably, yeah, probably been a
dozen times to Orlando for theme park fun. Well, Rocks and mark that
theme park fun that is a great the great bragging montage. I've probably been
a dozen times to Orlando for theme parks Orlando off the theme park fun.
So I like to catch a magic game, Yeah, I would. I
saw Nick Anderson and Michael Jordan, Dennis Scott go to war Oh of course
three D Dennis Scott. Yeah. Well, I know Rocks, Rag Kite,
the Man in the Middle, Greg Kite, mustachioed man in the middle,
Reggie Theus. Oh, I love those magic teams on the Sunshine Network.
Well, what do you know about Typhoon Lagoon? Uh see, there's
this wave of nouveaux theme parks. I mean, granted it's probably been there
for twenty five years. I don't know, like when I was a kid,
it was Disney Disney World, and I think I remember when they built
Epcot. I think it was mid eighties. It was okay, and that
was like, oh my god, there's another park. Loved Epcot as well,
still do now. Don't they have like all the movie stuff. Yes,
they have Universal Studios, which were a lot of Star Wars when that
open. Then they had MGM, which turned into something else, Disney's Adventure.
I mean there's too many now, yeah. And I don't know if
I ever went all the way up there just for water slides for Typhoon Lagoon,
because most people fly to Orlando and spend like four or five days,
and then you go to multiple parks and do all this like we would.
We would normally just go up there for a day, I think, and
knock out the big dog. So I don't know if I've done Typhoon Lagoon.
The right she was on is Humonga Calabunga. It sounds amazing, and
she said that the slide puts riders at risk of a painful wedgie. She
goes down the ride and it features three side by side and closed slides.
She went with her mother and her daughter, So you got a grandma or
three generations, and side by side through them. They're going down to Humonga
Calabunga thirtieth birthday celebration, day of a lifetime. She goes down the slide
caused her clothing to be painfully forced between her legs and for water to be
violently forced inside her. So the lawsuit said, she experienced immediate and severe
pain internally, and as she stood up, blood began rushing from between her
legs. She was wearing a one piece swimsuit, according to the suit.
The lawsuit, the woman was taken to a local hospital by ambulance. We've
interviewed the one pie it was. I can't confirm it was a one piece.
I was it, and I was ripped off of her she was taking
to a local hospital. Suffered severe and permanent bodily injury, including as I
said earlier, severe but also a full thickness laceration causing her bowel to protrude
through her abdominal wall and damage her internal organs. Now Typhoon Lagoon opening Orange
County in nineteen eighty nine, Orange County, Wait, is this Disneyland?
Are we blaming Orlando for this? Orange County, Florida? Yeah, all
right, Yeah, home to the large outdoor wavepool, fastest steepest water slide
and it sends riders down a five story drop at nearly forty miles per hours.
How is that safe, dude? You have there? It's about the
same Harborough. Every water park has the straight down one. Yeah, and
what do they tell you? What is the boy or girl on top tell
you you need to cross your legs, even go ahead and clench it all
up, usually hands crossed across your chest and getting a bullet formation. But
every time you see people go down there, every fifth person is spread eagle,
just taking the douche. And you're like, well, we just told
you, he just told you. I'm taking it. The end of the
lawsuits is the risk of injury as a consequence of water being forced inside a
woman's bodies far greater than it is for a man. And I just thought
Danny wouldn't know something about that. You thought I would know something about that
or not? I just wondered, Yeah, he was wondering. Now if
the cop can go down the slide at the playground and bust his ass during
Copslide, then a five story fall at forty miles per hour does seem like
it could kill you. This is yes, terrible and awful and legit,
and it's not like frivolous, Like if you can go to McDonald's and then
sue them for how many millions of dollars and often win, whether it be
by coffee or nugget. Yeah, and then this girl wants fifty grand for
having protrusions. I mean this is like massive. This sounds far more serious.
Yeah, but you just write the check if you're Disney, fifty k.
I mean, I thought you're gonna say ten million dollars for starters.
I saw some hot goss and it's not like one of those good sources,
but it's a source I go to for some things. Here comes KTMZ and
the Disney is trying to silence this a very fast because this is way worse
than even what I detailed. Really, Yes, man, if I am
her legal team, I'm kind of up in that. Ask a bit above
fifty grand, ask of that ask more than that water was. Yeah,
seriously though, let me come on, I'm after legal fees. Right,
was she going to get out of that? Maybe? Thirty? Right?
It says here the suit says mcguinnis assumed the appropriate position with her ankles crossed
as instructed, but she became airborne toward the end of the slide and slammed
into the slide, which increased the likelihood of her legs becoming uncrossed and exposing
herself to injury. So okay, at least you know the directions were administered
at the top of the slide and allegedly followed followed as long as that she
could. I mean to think about amusement parks or water parks. There will
be injuries. You know, no one's pitching a perfect game here. But
I feel like you don't hear very much follow up when something bad happens.
You hear a little bit, goes away, settled in court, blah blah
blah. I mean, it's one of the most It just sticks with me
all the time. Seven or eight years ago, lady at six Flags riding
the Texas Giant. She fell out and Texas Giant has been replaced. There
was a time when I was a kid growing up, the text Giant was
the biggest and baddest. It's now the Titan, probably still to this day.
But she fell out on the time, and I'm just like, what
else do we know about it? I think they did say that she had
over she was over the weight restriction. Okay, but is that on her?
Is that on the park? Yeah, it's that how tall working?
They don't check your width? Yeah, they probably should now, all right,
Yeah, like they should have a box that you have to kind of
just walk through when you check in at the airport. Yeah, put yourself
in the little luggage checker. Yeah, but if your harnessing, if it
doesn't clamp down, it lets them know. Yeah, it's not lock.
It's a kid. Plus the team comes by and gives it that last double
check. Full. How the pimply headed fifteen year old on his summer job
that he doesn't give a crap about is your last line of defense between going
home that night and your your family planning a funeral. All it takes is
one teenage thumbs up for them to you down like a rocket. God,
that would slow down the line so much. If you had to get into
the Taylor Swift popcorn machine to prove that you can ride the ride, yeah,
should have walked through it. There was rumors when you were kids and
this you can probably google this of Space Mountain, Disney World beheadings. Yeah,
but then there is some story I remember, yeah, and I wouldn't
go on Space mount when I was a little kid, probably because of the
potential beheading. There was apparently one old man who died beheaded appears to be
would you look up roller coaster beheadings, Space Mountain beheadings? There you go.
Okay, who was it? Merton Hanks? No evidence anyone has ever
been decapitated. Yeosh, a great reference. But for whom that's thank you?
You wonder you wonder why we don't have the Dallas Observer Radio Host of
the Year award. See how he strung it together and me and you are
going to try to copy him into a cheap junior sayale joke next week.
Yeah you might. I built that from the Space Mountain beheading all came up.
I've learned. I stuck the landing like Kerry Strugg. I'm quickly learning
and have been in joke boot camp to just let the joke be. You
don't need to try to outdo it. I let it exist and made the
divorce be. What did you hear he predicted the punchline yesterday? No,
I got it yesterday. Yeah. Wait, I allowed to predict the punchline,
I prefer you don't so Kevin kind of ruined the today's joke. I
should get a half point in the comedy, you don't get a half point.
Ruining the joke is kind of funny. It is kind of funny.
It's the first time it's happened. But the punch of the setup was what
did Judge Luke Skywalker say to the couple in family court? And he guessed
it? You did get it? Made divorce be with you? Did you
know it or did you sort it out right now? Fantastic fought through.
Maybe you know what. I'm going to award you a half point. Thank
you. I'm not, but if I was here, well, the we
have joke standing it is a whole different bet. Oh okay, the half
beard bet. I love the crap. KT has to track on his spreadsheet.
Oh my god, I'm so tired having to actually get the paid version
of Excel so keep up with so much of that. I came out remember
to set my fantasy football lineups. Damn it, keeping track with too much
stuff. That's good. Well, hopefully she's okay. This happened four years
ago, so I guess she is coming up next. Rangers playoffs begin yesterday,
and should they go ahead and open up the pocket book for this guy
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