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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven to one, the freak. The

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Rangers did it, and they did
it hard, and they'll try to do

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it again. Today. We'll talk
a little bit about yesterday's game at seven

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o'clock and Sports at seven. Get
some audio from the broadcast. It's interesting

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as well. Dingoes Morning News eight
thirty. Of course we're gonna do the

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celebrity we'll spend at nine because we
have picks with Glenn's already tomorrow Cowboys and

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forty nine Ers. It's already Wednesday, and we do picks with Glenn's every

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Thursday at eight o'clock. No points
on three for all this week, Mikey,

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as you return, we did replay
all of our hot predictions really for

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Cowboys Patriots, that trash of a
game, shocking, well, none of

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us walked away with points. Man, you are up for debate though,

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Yeah, let me pull out my
paper here because I wrote it down now.

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I remember JJ stabbed me in the
back when I was gone. Yeah,

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because yes, you were discussing the
Steve and Bill Belichick mini are argument

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and Kat was willing to throw down
a half point and then I hear this

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one chime in with no, No, I wasn't the only one what you

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were standing out, you know loudly. I will open up the phones two,

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one, four or eight, because
I do think we are kind of

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torn on this. Because you predicted
that Steve and Bill Belichick would get into

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a heated argument on the sidelines,
and then Steve would say to Bill,

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I hate you Dad, I hate
you. Ye. That clearly didn't happen.

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Clad was it a heated argument.
I contend that it was. They

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were just talking. Well, argument
you have to have, they both parties

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have to be talking back and forth. It was just Bill and his sons

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just listening. Somebody call so JJ
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I think if if Bill, if
Bill were giving away his daughter at a

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wedding, it should be one of
the happiest days of everybody's life. He'd

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still look like he was arguing,
just because he's got that sour face all

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the time. But I'm open,
completely open minded. I want people to

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get points. It's hard in this
league to get points. You've got a

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chance to get four tickets to the
DFW Italian Festival if you call in right

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now and lay down a hammer of
a verdict to strowly get the half point

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or no? Do you have the
actual predict? I damn sure do Danny.

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I'm glad you asked, because I
definitely have it ready. I'll plug

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it. I use the plug.
Wait, what did someone missing? What

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are we playing the predict? Yeah? Yeah, we want to hear your

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actual three for all prediction. Yeah. So I'm getting it because I have

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it. I'm a un denial for
reason. It turns out reason for k

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I probably deleted it. No way, bro, is it in the droppy

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I don't know. Man, Okay, I don't have it. But as

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I was saying, oh oh,
I got it, I got it.

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I got it ready. Yes?
Are you sure? No? Do you

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want it? Just play it?
I you're asking, You're acting like some

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have everything all the time. It's
there, it's findable. I'm looking at

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it. I read it. Just
read it. Eh. Patriots linebacker coach

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and son of head coach Bill Steve
Belichick will get into a heat exchange with

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his dad and clearly be seen mouthing
the words I hate you, Dad,

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I hate you. Heated argument is
the debate. We want these to be

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fun and maybe even a little funny. Er see throwing a little flowers,

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you know, throwing a little coutrement
to these predictions. I mean, like

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I was going to get the exact
verbiage that he's yelling at his dad,

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like what are we doing? Like
he has to talk to his coaching dad.

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I was heated. J My nemesis
of the day is the phone or

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the phone's ringing off the hook?
We are? We have someone? Hi?

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What's your name? Hello? Hey? Oh? Oh, what's up

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guy? What's up? Man?
What's your name? Who's this? Oh?

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My name is Daniel? Hey,
Daniel? You a fan of mine?

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Mike Siroy? Yes, yes,
okay, good? I accept Daniel's

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ruling. Then no hold on,
Daniel. Do you lack Italian food?

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Bo I love it? Do you
want to go to DFW Italian Festival a

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four pack on Saturday? No?
Way? For real? Yeah? Yes.

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All you have to do is give
a very clear cut ruling. Does

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Sroy get a half point or not? Was it a heated argument or not?

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Uh? I would say, honestly, I think it was a very

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heated argument. I think Samary should
get the point. But guys, you

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could have got beat up at that
corner store trying to buy some moping.

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So I think come we could do
to give me a point to be nice?

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Thank you? All right? S
downhold J joga tradefow you're going to

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JJ get this guy's info. You're
going to address social I need an education,

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history, the whole, the whole
resume. JJ have to work.

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And let's be clear. You wouldn't
have been safer in the arms of your

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mother and you were in front of
that liquor store the other day. There

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was no risk at all. You
were fine. All right, So now

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we acknowledge I have I have a
point because I have two halves. Yes,

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so yes, can we finally like
move forward? That was the deal?

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Okay? Have I had to do
the read just for you know.

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said at the corner Floss Coleinus No
cornor Boulevards, brought to you by Italy

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Benny Food, Banfee, Wines,
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at DFW Italian Festival dot com.
There's your winter Daniel, Thanks Vy,

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Let's give stuff away. Good job
Daniel the caller, not you. I

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will say I have some audio now
that I'm glad this has been sorted Finally,

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this has been sorted out. I
don't even know when. In an

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hour or so, I have another
bit of audio that needs sorting out.

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Oh, we get some to replay. Yes, actually, while we're on

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the audio tip before we do the
most important thing in the world, I

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have to do this. TC has
been filling in for Jeff Kavanaugh on the

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Speakeasy, and yes, I heard
a little. I love TC Fleming and

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he hos the Dirtbay Culture ower with
George two to four on Saturdays here on

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the Freak and you know, move
around the un T football schedule and things

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like that, but usually two to
four Dirtbay Culture. Howur So TC's into

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Kavanaugh with the Turks and Kkos.
He'll be back tomorrow. I think he'll

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be at the event tomorrow night at
the Echo Lounge. But Ryner was kind

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of pushing TC on if Georts and
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me laugh out loud in my house. How even George do together swimmingly?

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Has he tried to push you around? Nah, He's an easy going guy.

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I'm the push you I'm sure I
try to make it so that we're

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both easy going guys. He makes
me nervous, man, he makes you

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nervous. I'm just something you bring
out in him. Maybe so, but

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I'm just looking out for you,
man. I want to make sure he

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doesn't do that to you. I
appreciate that. No, no, no,

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we have a very docile relationship.
Okay, kind of like two cows.

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Interesting now you mention it. I
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aggressive towards towards each other. They
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god, it was so good.
It is a great visual two cows,

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two cows. I've never thought of
that. But what was so great is

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after re listening to it multiple times, Julie kind of gave the whole bisk

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and chowder treatment with the hunh is
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TC hadn't thought about that either until
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because it's hard to describe a cow
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very docile animal. Doscile cow.
Kind of like two cows. Interesting.

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It's funny though, because he says
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then he waits and goes kind of
like two cows. We have a very

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docile relationship, okay, kind of
like two cows. Interesting. And then

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I started thinking about how great would
it be if there was a rapper in

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two cows instead of two Jaisconsin Wrapper
two cows, and he's always rapping about

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dairy and eating grass. I'm gonna
be a steak. Let's do the most

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important thing in the world. I'm
gonna be a steak. All right,

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thank you. The most important thing
in the world today is a story that's

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starting to get legs, even though
it happened in twenty nineteen. Woman she's

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thirty. She said she was severely
injured on a water slide at Disney World

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there for her thirtieth birthday. In
the law suit filed last week, she

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said that she ended up with internal
organ damage, internal organ damage, and

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severe vaginal ascerations. She's seeking more
than fifty thousand lawsuits money. Says that

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so she went in twenty nineteen and
she was at Typhoon Lagoon. I've never

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been to Disney Worlds. I really
don't know these places. It's sad she's

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never been to Disney Guy, I
don't know much about it. Nickelodeon kid,

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you know Nickelodeon on TV. You
just wake up, press, use

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your thumb and go there. Go
to Disney is something truly magical. Many

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times have you been a lot?
Yeah? Was it kind of like your

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six Flags? Uh yeah, I
mean it was four hours away from Miami,

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but you yeah, like every other
year. I think when your little

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kids we go up to Disney.
I've probably, yeah, probably been a

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dozen times to Orlando for theme park
fun. Well, Rocks and mark that

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theme park fun that is a great
the great bragging montage. I've probably been

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a dozen times to Orlando for theme
parks Orlando off the theme park fun.

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So I like to catch a magic
game, Yeah, I would. I

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saw Nick Anderson and Michael Jordan,
Dennis Scott go to war Oh of course

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three D Dennis Scott. Yeah.
Well, I know Rocks, Rag Kite,

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the Man in the Middle, Greg
Kite, mustachioed man in the middle,

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Reggie Theus. Oh, I love
those magic teams on the Sunshine Network.

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Well, what do you know about
Typhoon Lagoon? Uh see, there's

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this wave of nouveaux theme parks.
I mean, granted it's probably been there

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for twenty five years. I don't
know, like when I was a kid,

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it was Disney Disney World, and
I think I remember when they built

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Epcot. I think it was mid
eighties. It was okay, and that

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was like, oh my god,
there's another park. Loved Epcot as well,

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still do now. Don't they have
like all the movie stuff. Yes,

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they have Universal Studios, which were
a lot of Star Wars when that

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open. Then they had MGM,
which turned into something else, Disney's Adventure.

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I mean there's too many now,
yeah. And I don't know if

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I ever went all the way up
there just for water slides for Typhoon Lagoon,

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because most people fly to Orlando and
spend like four or five days,

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and then you go to multiple parks
and do all this like we would.

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We would normally just go up there
for a day, I think, and

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knock out the big dog. So
I don't know if I've done Typhoon Lagoon.

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The right she was on is Humonga
Calabunga. It sounds amazing, and

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she said that the slide puts riders
at risk of a painful wedgie. She

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goes down the ride and it features
three side by side and closed slides.

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She went with her mother and her
daughter, So you got a grandma or

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three generations, and side by side
through them. They're going down to Humonga

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Calabunga thirtieth birthday celebration, day of
a lifetime. She goes down the slide

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caused her clothing to be painfully forced
between her legs and for water to be

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violently forced inside her. So the
lawsuit said, she experienced immediate and severe

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pain internally, and as she stood
up, blood began rushing from between her

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legs. She was wearing a one
piece swimsuit, according to the suit.

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The lawsuit, the woman was taken
to a local hospital by ambulance. We've

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interviewed the one pie it was.
I can't confirm it was a one piece.

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I was it, and I was
ripped off of her she was taking

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to a local hospital. Suffered severe
and permanent bodily injury, including as I

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said earlier, severe but also a
full thickness laceration causing her bowel to protrude

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through her abdominal wall and damage her
internal organs. Now Typhoon Lagoon opening Orange

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County in nineteen eighty nine, Orange
County, Wait, is this Disneyland?

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Are we blaming Orlando for this?
Orange County, Florida? Yeah, all

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right, Yeah, home to the
large outdoor wavepool, fastest steepest water slide

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and it sends riders down a five
story drop at nearly forty miles per hours.

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How is that safe, dude?
You have there? It's about the

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same Harborough. Every water park has
the straight down one. Yeah, and

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what do they tell you? What
is the boy or girl on top tell

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you you need to cross your legs, even go ahead and clench it all

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up, usually hands crossed across your
chest and getting a bullet formation. But

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every time you see people go down
there, every fifth person is spread eagle,

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just taking the douche. And you're
like, well, we just told

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you, he just told you.
I'm taking it. The end of the

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lawsuits is the risk of injury as
a consequence of water being forced inside a

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woman's bodies far greater than it is
for a man. And I just thought

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Danny wouldn't know something about that.
You thought I would know something about that

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or not? I just wondered,
Yeah, he was wondering. Now if

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the cop can go down the slide
at the playground and bust his ass during

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Copslide, then a five story fall
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it could kill you. This is
yes, terrible and awful and legit,

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and it's not like frivolous, Like
if you can go to McDonald's and then

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sue them for how many millions of
dollars and often win, whether it be

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by coffee or nugget. Yeah,
and then this girl wants fifty grand for

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having protrusions. I mean this is
like massive. This sounds far more serious.

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Yeah, but you just write the
check if you're Disney, fifty k.

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I mean, I thought you're gonna
say ten million dollars for starters.

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I saw some hot goss and it's
not like one of those good sources,

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but it's a source I go to
for some things. Here comes KTMZ and

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the Disney is trying to silence this
a very fast because this is way worse

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than even what I detailed. Really, Yes, man, if I am

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her legal team, I'm kind of
up in that. Ask a bit above

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fifty grand, ask of that ask
more than that water was. Yeah,

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seriously though, let me come on, I'm after legal fees. Right,

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was she going to get out of
that? Maybe? Thirty? Right?

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It says here the suit says mcguinnis
assumed the appropriate position with her ankles crossed

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as instructed, but she became airborne
toward the end of the slide and slammed

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into the slide, which increased the
likelihood of her legs becoming uncrossed and exposing

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herself to injury. So okay,
at least you know the directions were administered

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at the top of the slide and
allegedly followed followed as long as that she

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could. I mean to think about
amusement parks or water parks. There will

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be injuries. You know, no
one's pitching a perfect game here. But

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I feel like you don't hear very
much follow up when something bad happens.

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You hear a little bit, goes
away, settled in court, blah blah

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blah. I mean, it's one
of the most It just sticks with me

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all the time. Seven or eight
years ago, lady at six Flags riding

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the Texas Giant. She fell out
and Texas Giant has been replaced. There

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was a time when I was a
kid growing up, the text Giant was

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the biggest and baddest. It's now
the Titan, probably still to this day.

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But she fell out on the time, and I'm just like, what

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else do we know about it?
I think they did say that she had

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over she was over the weight restriction. Okay, but is that on her?

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Is that on the park? Yeah, it's that how tall working?

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They don't check your width? Yeah, they probably should now, all right,

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Yeah, like they should have a
box that you have to kind of

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just walk through when you check in
at the airport. Yeah, put yourself

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in the little luggage checker. Yeah, but if your harnessing, if it

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doesn't clamp down, it lets them
know. Yeah, it's not lock.

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It's a kid. Plus the team
comes by and gives it that last double

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check. Full. How the pimply
headed fifteen year old on his summer job

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that he doesn't give a crap about
is your last line of defense between going

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home that night and your your family
planning a funeral. All it takes is

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one teenage thumbs up for them to
you down like a rocket. God,

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that would slow down the line so
much. If you had to get into

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the Taylor Swift popcorn machine to prove
that you can ride the ride, yeah,

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should have walked through it. There
was rumors when you were kids and

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this you can probably google this of
Space Mountain, Disney World beheadings. Yeah,

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but then there is some story I
remember, yeah, and I wouldn't

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go on Space mount when I was
a little kid, probably because of the

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potential beheading. There was apparently one
old man who died beheaded appears to be

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would you look up roller coaster beheadings, Space Mountain beheadings? There you go.

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Okay, who was it? Merton
Hanks? No evidence anyone has ever

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been decapitated. Yeosh, a great
reference. But for whom that's thank you?

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You wonder you wonder why we don't
have the Dallas Observer Radio Host of

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the Year award. See how he
strung it together and me and you are

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going to try to copy him into
a cheap junior sayale joke next week.

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Yeah you might. I built that
from the Space Mountain beheading all came up.

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I've learned. I stuck the landing
like Kerry Strugg. I'm quickly learning

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and have been in joke boot camp
to just let the joke be. You

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don't need to try to outdo it. I let it exist and made the

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divorce be. What did you hear
he predicted the punchline yesterday? No,

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I got it yesterday. Yeah.
Wait, I allowed to predict the punchline,

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I prefer you don't so Kevin kind
of ruined the today's joke. I

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should get a half point in the
comedy, you don't get a half point.

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Ruining the joke is kind of funny. It is kind of funny.

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It's the first time it's happened.
But the punch of the setup was what

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did Judge Luke Skywalker say to the
couple in family court? And he guessed

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it? You did get it?
Made divorce be with you? Did you

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know it or did you sort it
out right now? Fantastic fought through.

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Maybe you know what. I'm going
to award you a half point. Thank

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you. I'm not, but if
I was here, well, the we

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have joke standing it is a whole
different bet. Oh okay, the half

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beard bet. I love the crap. KT has to track on his spreadsheet.

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Oh my god, I'm so tired
having to actually get the paid version

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of Excel so keep up with so
much of that. I came out remember

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to set my fantasy football lineups.
Damn it, keeping track with too much

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stuff. That's good. Well,
hopefully she's okay. This happened four years

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ago, so I guess she is
coming up next. Rangers playoffs begin yesterday,

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and should they go ahead and open
up the pocket book for this guy

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next to ninety seven won the Freak