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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety
seven to one the Freak if you had,

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we'll break it down. Game four
Rangers went eleven seven last night.

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We'll get into that at seven o'clock. Tell us the Downbeat duel coming up

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at eight ten. It involves Candy, more Rangers stuff throughout the entire day.

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Thing Good Morning News, eight thirty, Game five tonight in Arizona.

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It's the most important thing in the
world that does ostensibly involve the Rangers.

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Yet here that's the spotlight goes towards
the Rangers, or has been on the

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Rangers for the last month, after
maybe half the metroplexes able to see their

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games all year, and half the
metroplex probably wasn't able to see their games

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all year. Who knows. I
don't know what the percentages are on that.

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But this happens. Every time you
get in the playoffs, people start

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finding out more about you. This
team not the fun, wild and crazy

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eyes that the twenty eleven team was, or the twenty ten and twenty eleven

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teams were, with characters like CJ. Wilson and Derek Hollin and Elvis Andrews

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and even Adrian Beltry I think would
fall into that. Mike Napoli and Darren

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O'Day chance. You know so many
stories from those years. This team a

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little more subdued. Who's the wing
nut on this team? Hedges, a

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guy who doesn't play. Yeah,
you'd have to know pretty you have to

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fall fairly closely to you know who
Austin Hedges is. It's Hedges and Will

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Smith. Those really well. Smith
he's more stand up comedian wingnut, more

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funny guy wingnut. But you'll be
the judge of that. Yeah, let's

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hear some of his best stuff.
People are saying, oh, that's just

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Trump, that's you doing Will Smith's
Trump. He looks like the guy who

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does Trump. He looks like James
Austin Johnson, Scooby Doo doesn't do.

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So you find out more things and
you're okay, let's try to learn about

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these guys. We've had conversations about
Corey Secer and Marcus Simeon being absolute just

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guys in their nutshell at all time. I'm trying to crack that nut Well

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story came out yesterday. So the
one one as they go back to Phoenix

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Sunday, they're working out at Bank
One Ballpark or Chase Field. They're working

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out there and they were ordered about
fifty hot dogs to the clubhouse because they

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wanted to eat a bunch of hot
dogs after Sunday's workout. Now, hot

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dogs pretty bad. You think of
baseball players hot dogs all the time.

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Well, apparently the Rangers can't get
hot dogs at the American Eraine, I

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mean at the Globally Field because there's
no hot dogs available in the resort like

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kitchen at Globalize Field. So these
guys who never eat hot dogs, they

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don't eat the one dollar dogs that
get served of all of us peasants.

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They're like, got some hot dogs
would be great after Sunday's workout, and

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they just start gobbling hot dogs multiples. Mitch Garver said, hot dogs get

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the guys right. We're a fat
team. We need fat guy food.

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I started going out. I have
a fat doll on the team. What's

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he talking about? Low has unusual
body, he's funny figured, he's funny

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figured, and he also wears his
pants weird. Well, his uniform it

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seems like it's like a half size
too small for him, so it kind

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of accentuates his odd form. I
think I said that one Astros game seven.

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Yeah you did. I have a
similar body to Nate Low. No,

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much more fit than I know,
far less fit than Nate Low.

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So back in mid September they were
in Toronto. I think you're a right

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fit bird, Mikey, thank you, regular bombie. They said, a

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bunch of guys ate hot dogs off
the non gourmet spread in the visiting clubhouse.

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I'll listen to dllas morning news.
By the way, So they swept

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the Blue Jays after crushing hot dogs, and then they said Mitch Garver was

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eating them by the bunch and at
the ALCS in Houston. And it's weird

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to me that they can't get hot
dogs at Globalife Field. I don't understand.

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I don't get it. Why can't
they get them? It's a ballpark,

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I know, But you're saying earlier
in the day before the hot dogs

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get cranked up upstairs. Yeah,
and that's certainly they could send someone up

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to get whatever they want. And
their kitchen they're more nutritious, Yeah,

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hot dog. That's changed much with
their team, you know, but they're

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still like fifty feet away straight up
from a bunch of hot dogs. They

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didn't want to go to the trouble
of contacting the Delaware food service vendor,

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and why can you come in a
little early and hook us up with some

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of those Nolan Ryan beef hot dogs. I mean, you know how times

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have changed as far as they're nutrition. I remember the first time I ever

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walked into a major League baseball clubhouse, and it was probably ninety nine or

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two thousand in Port Charlotte before the
Rangers moved to Surprise, Arizona. And

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when you first walked in to their
spring training clubhouse, the spread that they

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had right there on the kind of
communal table, it looked like, seriously,

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it looked like Malcolm's haul from Halloween
last night, just stuff laying about,

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chips, crackers, snacks, beef
jerky essentially, like if you had

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one thousand dollars to spend on on
road trip food at BUCkies is what their

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food looked like. And hot dogs. I think we're part of it too,

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Like they just had wrapped up hot
dogs oil hot dogs exactly. So

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now it's, you know, full
circle, completely different. What are you

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doing. I'm looking for my damn
cord because the whole reason we're doing you

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have audio someone saying hot dogs,
we love hot dogs, and then laugh,

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and then they play it again.
Yeah, we might play it twice.

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This is a hot dog bum The
Rangers aren't the team known in the

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Metroplex for sports, it's the Cowboys, or for hot dogs, because the

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hot dog boys are the Jones family. Oh this a homemade hot dogs.

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I'd just tell me on sausage the
sticks, it says even better than the

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hot dog. This is a god
this man, this is a hot dog

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bun? Is a hot can.
Just listening to someone who did your conversation,

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people run the most lucrative franchise on
the glow. That's two billionaires talking.

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One of them said, where do
we get the hot dog bun?

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Walk down to the concession stand and
find out what I think it's the hot

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dog bund. I think it's the
hot dog too, Daddy. It's unbelievable

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to me that this exists. This
is a guy, spiderne how do we

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find go down and get it.
Look at the point, Well, he

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liked the flavor of the bun,
So go down to the concession helpless?

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How to find out what brand of
bun? That? Maybe it was a

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Hawaiian role like Mikey made a burger
with the Hawaiian broad This the other day

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was WILLI delicious a smack of sweets. It's not the It's not about the

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bun. It's about the process of
finding out how you find out what the

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bun is. And then that involves
using your legs and feet and walking to

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the little concession stand and just asking
someone working there got a bunge? All

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using back there actually, and then
I'll tell you to tell you it's missus

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Bards. It's what they'll tell you. Who wonder who was it that was

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making the extolling the hot dog on
a stick? Jerry Juice, shut down,

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Jerry Junior. You need the bun
was a good bun, Jerry Junior.

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They tried to sell me on zaucage
on a stick. I had to

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sell on the stick dog. It's
beautiful. What is a hot dog?

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That's the thing it's But also find
out what kind of bon it is.

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They may have some little system of
warming the bond, softening the bond a

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little bit. You're gonna have to
learn a couple of steps too. And

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you think Jerry's gonna put that in
the notes of his iPhone. I will

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say that the the bun at the
Wriggly Dogs in Chicago is different. They

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do him differently up there. It's
almost like a folded over piece of white

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bread. I like that, yeah, because there's an element of crust to

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it. It's good man. The
Wriggley dogs are damn the lish that.

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I prefer a nice boiled hot dog
to a grilled hot dog. That's a

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little odd. A cooked boiled hot
dog if you like that to boil,

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I mean, if you do it
perfectly on the grill, fine, But

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I don't know what's at split open. Okay, I like the split too.

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I like both those things. Daddy, is that a bun? That's

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a hot dog? Where do we
get this bun? I don't know.

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Stephen Jones is blown away by WEE
can't We could never find out what bun?

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This is impossible question since send one
of your grandchildren over and at to

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find out what is that from?
So it's when they were on All or

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Nothing, the Amazon series, and
they're at one of John Stephen John John's

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football games, okay, and was
waiting for Live Tyler to pop in and

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and there the Jones family is enjoying
a hot dog. I mean live Shreiber

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Tyler Live schreiber Man. Why does
she get such a manly voice because they

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Kevin might know. What's the status
of that Jones kid at Arkansas? Is

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he? I mean, it's been
like four years, hasn't it. Is

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it time for us to do They
don't think he got to play much?

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Is that why they drafted Douce Vaughan
so he could get away with drafting John

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Wayne Jones for whenever that pops up, Like, I did you the favor

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of Deuce. Look that worked out. So one of those kids works in

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the front office now, like legit, okay, John Stephen Jones. Sorry,

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I'm looking this up, but I
he's at Arkansas right now, but

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I don't know if he's still there
though. Transfer the guy, I don't

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think he was up, but he
was always so small. But that was

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like a huge that when that game
happened, that one hell Mary game.

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I mean, that was a big
story around here. John Stephen Jones,

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it's a crazy name. Five eleven, two oh five. I have him.

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His last year was twenty twenty one, so he's done, he's graduated.

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He played three games as a freshman
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Yeah, I guess. Yeah,
he didn't play. I mean he was

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short, man, it's tough.
I bet he's in the organization. I

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he works with the Cowboys. Oh
of course he did. Thinks a lot.

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Spalding's a scout. He eats serving
ice cream at Broms. Spalding's a

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scout, is he really? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, Well go Rangers.

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They didn't make a single trade yesterday
either. Yeah. Forty nine ers

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out there moving and shake every other
NFC contender did. The Cowboys said,

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man, we gotta find out how
we can get these hot dog buns.

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Yeah, they're looking for hot dog
bones. I mean Skin set out of

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the radio for about six months when
he was doing with cancer. The best

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contribution he usually ever had to broadcast
because when he texted us, I can't

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believe the hot Dog boys screwed this
up on some cowboys story. So funny

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those two birthdays. Yeah, and
we'll do it. Would you have to

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dedicate the birthdays? Just anyone mind
today your special moment, Mikey. You

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know it's for all the fireman out
there and women are there you go,

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yeah, we're the comedy first responders, but this was for actual for top

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fires. Malcolm was a candy first
responder. He was. Yeah, he

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actually went to a house where it
was an actual fireman that gave him candy.

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Really yeah, dressed in his uniform. No, no, no,

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but you just knew. Yeah,
he had like a you know, the

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softball bat you fireman pretty much.
He looked he was either a strong man

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in a in a circus or a
fireman. But he also had the fireman

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shirt. They don't like the navy
blue T shirt that firemen will wear when

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they're off duty. Yeah, he
had twenty four hours off. He was

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wearing a guns and hoses tank top. Not a bad sticker to put on

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the back of your car if you
want to avoid getting any type of traffic

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tick Oh yeah, you know what. That never worked for me. Back

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in the eighties. I always tried
to back the blue, but still got

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pulled over because my inspection sticker was
three years old and there was weed smoke

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coming out of the passenger window.
You know. The best move ever was

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and I living flag Staff and snowed
a lot, and my tags were expired,

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and I just would pack the snow
in over my tag so you couldn't

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read it until it like iced over
and keep it for like a month after

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the snow stopped birthdays. Okay,
Matt Jones is forty two. He was

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badger on breaking bad. Okay,
not Matt Jones, the former Arkansas quarterback.

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We went to the Jaguars and I
was sure it was going to change

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the NFL. And then they moved
to wide receiver he tightened quarterback. Yeah,

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and then I hadn't thought about him. Yeah, you know what,

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he had a drug thing, right, say that? I think maybe he

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did kick in? No, No, he's doing great. Vector Are you

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trying to kill Matt Jones? I
thought he had a cocaine thing. Well,

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it doesn't mean you die because you've
done No, No, he had

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something. Yeah, here we go. Uh. He was arrested at gunpoint,

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charge with felony possession of a controlled
substance US six grams of cocaine.

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That's a good night. Huh,
that's a party, he says, Right,

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I don't know, come on,
come on, he's sort of note.

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Could six grams supply an entire suite
at the MAVs game for an entire

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evening? Filled another drug test a
couple of years later, what do you

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go? Matt Jones shout out match
but that's not his birthday. That's badgery.

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Yeah, bo bis is forty eight, Danny American Idol correct Aman brothers

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looking dude. Yeah you told me
he was one of your inspirations. Yeah,

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he's been inspiring me for years.
Yeah, that's what you should name.

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The him and the guy that looks
like Jay Leno. Oh uh Taylor

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Taylor Taylor Higgs? Yeah, and
the uh what was his nickname? And

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stutter? What's his name? Taylor
Hicks was the Oh you had a funny

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nickname as good as the velvet teddy
bears the silver Yes, yes, Taylor

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Hicks. What the hell is his
nickname? Soul Patrol? Yes, Soul

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Patrol Taylor Taylor X was great.
I watch a couple of seasons of that

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fun show. Early on Rick Allen
of Death Leopard is sixty that's the drummer

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with armo. I didn't know that
he's the guy with one arm YEP.

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Did he ever sing the national anthem
at your uncle's snake round up? He

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tried to start the one arm drum
hunt. It is a little different.

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Anthony Keatus is sixty one. Let's
call it groups immediately. Yea, you

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know what he if you can make
it ring on the air. That would

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be good. I love at sixty
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I love it sixty six. Jenny
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that the cross between hot but also
farty and a girl? I think she

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turned farty later. Her and Sarah
Silverman, I think both like, okay,

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they cross some line of hot but
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Yeah, that's actually a great a
growth straight to sleepy Groopye stayed up late

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on Halloween celebrating the Rangers. Bring
your phone JJ and go to his house

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and bash on the door like a
fireman. Welly deep in the ghetto.

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Boys is fifty seven, Mags Ferlman
from AHA is sixty one take on him

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one hit? Wonder they have anything
else not to that. That's a great

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level of achievement. Yeah, it's
great, outstanding. I mentioned this hot

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farty line. I think you're onto
something here. There's a cross somewhere.

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It's like it's the girl. I
can't take it. And he's absolutely right,

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Sir Silverman is in the hot party
votext. There's tons of gals that

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just have a very a really good
developed skill of being able to hang out

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with dudes. But no, no, no, but but my point,

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there's there's a point here that just
naturally are able to do it where everybody's

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like, man, that chick is
so cool, she just like, you

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know, hangs out with the guys. Then there's the girls that try too

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hard, that try to overdude themselves, where it's so so forced and so

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annoying. That's Jenny McCarthy. I'm
cool. I fart, yeah, like,

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oh my god, like like like
girls that act like dudes that you

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would never want to hang out with. That's my point. And there's just

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I don't want to hang out with
dudes a fart all the time? No,

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I don't. And then like ask
if I heard it, Like no,

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I don't know. Yes, Tim
Apple, of your farts, everybody,

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We'll just leave. Today's the birthday
of Tim Apple, Tim Cook Tim

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Cook but also known as called him
Tim Apple, Tim Apple. Oh,

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it was so funny. Little people
would have been twenty seven Tim Apple and

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Bill Windows. Little peep. Yeah, I have a friend who has a

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test two piece. Yeah, tattoo
the little peep. I was there with

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a friend of mine. Got a
tattoo, rip little peep on the bottom

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of his foot live on the radio. Check the status of that. How

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do you think that thing's fading off? Now? Yeah, on your hood

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it's his little p now. Yeah, it just says what an idiot Monsiro

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Tanaka is thirty four And the only
reason I added tanakas because there was about

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a two week span about ten years
ago working with Ben Rogers. We're all

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he cared about. The only two
things he wanted to talking about for two

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weeks straight was Masshiro Tanaka, could
he be a ranger? And the Malaysian

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Plane. Yeah. I was always
hand in hand. Those two are married.

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M Gary Players eighty seven. Mike
do it for Sevy the Black Knight.

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Yeah, claims to have flown more
miles than any other human on planet

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Earth. That doesn't work as a
pilot. He's still involved in any element

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of the sport excuse me, like
broadcasting or commentary. No, no,

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he how's he doing? He is
well. He's also one of the healthiest

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humans on Earth. But he's also
how long eighty seven eighty seven? Seven?

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Yeah, he looks great. He's
diminutive, and he probably looks about

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the same as you have for twenty
years. How many shows up? It's

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at the highest level legend events,
you know. I mean he's internationally not

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far behind Jack and the rushmore kind
of level of living golfers. So but

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as far as doing anything, no, I don't think so. Buddy could

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still trounce all three of our asses
out on the golf course. Not in

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the bedroom though. I bet Gary
Player right now is a more proficient lover

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than you. Two will accept that
challenge. You will, yeah, I

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will. You'll accept. The name
tells you there will get two cameras and

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two beds, and so you and
Gary Player have to lie upon each of

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the beds and pleasure the person of
your choice, and then we ask them

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who did a better job. You
think you would whoop Gary Player? Yeah?

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I would crush Gary. He is
a little South African jack rabbit.

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Yeah, that he is. I
promise you that. I bet he could

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make it go in different directions.
What the Morning Show came out on this

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day in twenty nineteen. I started
season three yesterday, John Hamm playing an

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Elon Musk type figure. Interesting,
What that's not coming out? One more

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coming up next? One More Birthday
came out on the State twenty nineteen.

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John Anderson fifty seven, the host
of the hit show wipeout. He used

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to be until John Cena took his
job. Yeah, drop your pen on

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that. What How am I supposed
to move forward? Coming up next,

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they did it? How did they
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