This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. Okay, Tomorrow
at eight o'clock you will have I think five opportunities to win tickets to see
the Dave Matthews Band June first at Doseki's Pavilion. Tickets aren'tlivenation dot com,
but we will play the eliminator tomorrow. The eleminator is back and five opportunities,
So tomorrow, keep that in mind. Larry the cable guy coming up
at eight thirty. All right, he's playing in the Chucktaw Invited Celebrity Classic.
Right, He's going to be real fun. That's eight thirty and then
nine o'clock we are going to be live on the ground. Our mighty men
have already hitting the tea box out there in San Antonio for the Valero Open.
We have a field reporter by the name of San Antonio Man who's going
to traverse through hundreds of feet of a wooded area and then trespass onto the
course live on the air. And just to be clear, we're not encouraging
him to do this. No, he's just doing it and holding the phone
that's not on us. Yeah, you could find hundreds of hours of us
trying to talk him out of this. He has texted me that Phil Green
got it. Um, he says, I hear lots of activities on the
course. I'm about to head into the woods for recon mission too. Here
you go. So he's going to pregame it now. This is good.
He's hearing the scuttle but if you will out there, he's hearing the the
tease of pound. Yeah. The people make you always excited to see this
pre master's event. The gentle murmur of the crowds of San Antonio, green
grass birds chirping. He's got his gilly suit on now for this recon mission.
Yeah, and he's gonna get into his golf gear and make his way
out of the fifteenth. Tremendous, just tremendous. That's coming up at nine.
Buckle up right now, let's do this. It's the Dingus Morning News
pregame show. Chiefs wide receiver Rashi Rice said that he met with Dallas police
yesterday and takes quote full responsibility for his part in the big wreck last Saturday
on North Central Expressway. Still don't know if he was involved in the crash.
He did recently rent the Lamborghuinea and also the Corvette was registered or at
least to him, but still not a lot of concrete details as the investigation
continues forth, it's weird to claim responsibility and for your part, they'd admit
that you had a part in it, but no details are provided. Could
have been my friends are driving my cars, right, That's what they're trying
or waiting to see if anyone can confirm one hundred percent that was him that
got out of the car. And they're kind of just gritting their teeth.
I'm like, all right, nobody seems to be able to id me,
so then he's gonna say, I thoroughly apologize for my part in this this
situation. I can't believe my friends did I irresponsibly rented a vehicle that I
left the keys on the table too, and all these other people did this
and I'm sorry. That's the case. You're right, and that's what you
go with too. If you were there and you're trying to make it look
like you weren't there, there's the one thing that you would be bad for
him, real bad for him would be the flimsy witness account that they thought
they saw some of the guys get a bag out of the trunk that had
guns in it. Did you see the guns? Is someone saying that there
was a witches account? Yeah, but you can't see what's in a bag.
And you can see the bag though, when you see him walking off.
We have that footage and you see the bag and I was like that,
don't look like your bag full of guns. It was like a bag
full of makeup. Honestly, I didn't look like it could have been little
guns. Could have been little guns. They also found white cleats in one
trunk of one of the cars, which, hey, he's not you know,
maybe everybody wear a lot of people wear cleats. These guys are gonna
go to a flag football game, you know. Kavanaugh drives to a flag
football game all the time, even though his doctor tells him not to.
So many micro fracture knee surgeries. So there's your Rashi Rice update for today.
Guys. Did you know that tonight there is a music legend in town
legend Madonna? Again? You have a Dona's back for a fifth show.
That's just she just wouldn't leave. She loves metroplex auh male or female male?
Michael Bubla Okay, no, well, don't say it like that he
is a legend. No one's thinking about him. You said legend. He's
not a legend. He's a guy that's hurtful, not only to me,
but to millions of Michael Buble loyalists. Let me hear from you. They're
there. Scoot up Christmas to you. Luciano Pavarotti. No, I'm scared
of guests now because I don't get my balls shoot up. I really don't
feel like getting yelled at anymore today. And you know, if I wanted
to get yelled at, i'd just stay at home. Right, fellas male
or female? He said, male? Right, there's your Michael McDonald.
No tonight music, call it fair park tool, very white, very good.
I saw an article a couple of days ago. I just I don't
only say it, I don't care, but done that. I think we
haven't joining us right now, don't we? I don't know, man,
No, I don't welcome to the down because that Mexican Bob Dylan man Roberto
dialing here, man on, let me get my gidar. He sounded like
chee all right, like a little uh guitars and tune Leggy, I'm not
doing this, okay, stupid Roberto Dylan. Maybe he'll join us later when
he has some time to prepare some thoughts, get his lyric sheet together.
I've never seen and I remember when this ticket came about. I'm like,
you know what, I should go to this just to check the box.
I've heard it a million times. It doesn't sound like you ever sounded all
that perfect, you know, But I love Bob Dylan. I do too.
It's plays all the hit it's plays he plays. If you do hear
something like Mexican songs, if you hear a song that you think you know,
it might be a hit, and he might play just like a woman
from nineteen sixty six is Blonde on Blonde, but you won't recognize it because
he will twist it around and make it just just a different, completely different
than it was originally written or recorded. Yeah, he does that, okay,
And there will be a lot of new stuff. I got a set
list from two days ago. Because he fancies himself these days, or at
least most recent shows that I've seen him, he fancies himself as somewhat of
a blues man. And if you're thinking you're gonna go see Bob Dylan up
there with his acoustic guitar, even electric guitar. The last handful of times
i've seen him, he pretty much stands behind an organ like a little stand
up. I don't know far Fisa type organ or Rhodes or whatever. I
think you just named a food. And he does not talk to the crowd,
and he just plays these songs and he's a blues man, and he
his band tries to follow along, and it's it's interesting. Yeah, but
it's Bob Dylan, and you get this. I've seen him a bunch and
I've never regretted seeing him, but I've never walked out going, oh my
god, Yeah, that was amazing. I'm looking at a set list.
Okay, how many songs do you recognize off the set list? Zero?
Is it zero? Really? Yeah? Yeah? I mean maybe I know
one or two of these, but I don't know is he Okay, let
me let me put eyes on that real quick. It's it's it's a lot,
Danny. You're gonna get philosopher pirate. Okay, most likely you will.
You go your way and I'll go mine. That's one. Uh.
When I paint my masterpiece, that's huge. Uh, you think I know
those? Probably to be alone with you. Yeah, that's great. Got
to serve somebody. He's a lot of you. This guy was famous in
the sixties. Man, I'm not trying to buy Bob Dylan. Yeah,
but one of America's greatest songwriter, saying as we try to get younger,
I recognize about five out of the seventeen he's doing a lot of He's doing
a lot of tunes from his conversion era when he kind of became a Christian
artist for a couple of albums. Okay, I mean, is that dumb?
Dude? He's old, It's dumb. Should he do whatever I want
to do? He's earned he's earned his right to do that he wants.
What if he does Bob Dylan hit the hits, that's fair. He's always
done the opposite of what people want and what people expect of him. Cool,
he's he's he's a well enjoy fair park instead of the aac that.
Yeah, if you've never seen and you're going there expecting to hear blowing in
the wind and desolation row and you know Highway sixty one on the hurricane full
version, you're not going to get that. Yeah, it's just not a
listener at a rock and bruises a couple of weeks ago, and he's like,
I'm going he I don't really know that I'm a Bob Dylan fan,
but I fu like I want to just go see yeah, just because you
know he's old. And it's like, no, I saw Bob Dylan,
you know. I was like, dude, that's a good music fan right
there. I will not be there, but you know, that's just me.
Have a good time out there, though, if you're going and report
back. Okay, guys, So snakes are all over the TV behind us.
This morning is officially snake season. H Fourth Star Telegram had a huge
piece out about Fort Worth Man. He posted a photo on social media about
just an encounter with a rattlesnake, you know, and just the the caption
said, got this gad trapped enter in my garage. Luckily the pest control
trap caught him on the way in. Might have saved me an er visit.
So yeah, rattlesnakes are on the move. They like to hang out.
It's about eighty degrees. Now, what I have for you is not
necessarily about rattlesnakes. But to get to where we're going here, we must
go back in day back in day. Some of you who listen very carefully
do remember the scuttle Butt from Wednesday, March sixth, twenty twenty four.
Now, we've had a lot of high moments. Mikey and I are actually
taking a couple of vacation days together. Try to seek help. Yeah to
day some clesing. Now if you are a scuttle Butt on that day,
a new listener, just a refresher. Here's about two minutes from the scuttle
Butt on March six, twenty twenty four, a segment where we're really just
hitting the big news stories of the day locally. Yeah, normally lead with
the news, but I think this is the news. It's outside in my
backyard yesterday clearing off some stuff and as a lift up treasure snake. Okay,
and it's March fifth snake. When first for a snake, I thought
this thing is dead. I saw it and I jumped a little, but
like, could you squeal? Squeal? But did you t t the front
of your baby blue shorts? Yep? Yeah, that's why you're not wearing
today. I don't like, I don't do yard working like casual work shorts.
Yeah, I just can't picture up there like yard work shirt and undies
as always. All right, So you saw, I'm thinking it's dead winter
got it? And then it starts to bring us to life. It starts
to spring to life, and I remember, start to wrap itself around your
neck and squeeze. I remember what we learned in yesterday's show. A snake
is just a head. Its body just follows the head. So it's taken
off into the grass, and I lost it. You haven't asked the main
questions that people ask. Well, I've tried to ask you how big the
damn snake was? Sorry? Yeah, you're not listening to our questions.
He's holding pens, he's holding two pounds a monster eight? Was anyone else
seen a snake yet this spring? Oh, you're the first reported snake sighting
that I'm aware of. Thank you on Tuesday, March five, than you
anyone else out there? Tell me? No, no one's seen him.
So did you kill the snake? No? I lost it? Good,
don't kill the snake. Ride the snake, ride the Siby. That should
be a bit payoff to That's why Jesus Sibby and the whole show. I
like Kevin's claiming the first snake He even teased it. Last segment the spring,
he saw it, Well, what a segment? Incredible? I know,
is what you want? What a segment? You want? Water cooler
talk right there? I want us doing news. And I was like,
here's the news today. Imagine the people at the office like, so,
man, chick is this guy was listening to the radio. He saw a
snake in his What happened? You won't believe. I mean, it just
slithered away in the grass. First one of the spring. Man, Okay,
we've really come a long way since then. I feel like our show
has grown. Yeah, so what what why are we following on Monday this
week? I'm I'm wed some breaking ladybug news. We had some moisture,
Kevin. Some moisture is great. If you want to pull out some weeds,
yank him. It's satisfying too, makes it easier and then you you
know, and then you can spray your weed killer and get through the summer.
Here right, So I'm pulling weeds. I've got this tree that's in
my yard and it's got some rocks around it. So I'm pulling the weeds
and I pull up a big clump and falling from the bottom of the clump.
It's a snake. Snake number two of the year, second snake of
the spring. So the snake, why did you wait four days? Or
falls that while I was going to package it together the stories animal style.
But you're out of time. Too much content on this show, christ Yeah,
we're loaded with quality. It's like falling out of our pockets. It
is content. I sit here. There's like monthly segments I plan on doing,
never get to them. You want to know why I started wearing big
green pants because I couldn't fit content into jeans. Yeah, So snake trickles
down from bottom of the clump of weed, falls into the mulch pit.
I multipit. I've got two things I can do here scream. I can
scream and pee. I can sit there, just like on March sixth,
whip out phone, take picture, get proof, or because I want to
continue my job of pulling weeds, I just scamper off to the garage to
grab a shovel as I'm going to pick up the snake and transport him somewhere
else, not kill him. I'm just going to put him on the street.
On the street. It is a natural habitat in the middle of the
street in Richardson. Yeah, so the point is snakes outing to you guys
zero, I didn't know we were playing. Oh, it's the big race.
It's the amazing race, said, it's the amazing race. You have
Phil Kyogi is standing in your backyard, so you pull out a clump of
weeds and there's the he's the host of the amazing race. Yeah, the
great. I don't know how to actually pronounce his name, though, So
you're just talking about a cool clump of weeds. So we're talking even smaller
snake than your previous snake sighting. This is about the same size as the
last one. So aden I am not because I lost it. I'm not
certain it might have been the same one because it was same color and it
was acting the same way like an earthwork. Why don't you sign your your
signature on the snake next time me see it, that way you'll know tag
the snake. Yeah, tag it branded. Its behavioral tendencies were not different
than the first one I saw in my backyard on March fifth. Now a
month later, Snake two, let's go to the free hotline where we have
more. Hello, Hello, hit us with what you got I saw a
snake last Saturday along the lake, living across the water. Thank you.
There. It is another report of a snake siding, so that's three total
we're up to. It was on top of the water. Yep, we
have more snake sidings. JJ. No snake lighter than water. Yeah,
the phone bank is just exploding. Okay, guys teeing off on whole ten
right now at the Valero Open is our threesome. It's Corey Connors, Colin
Morricawa and Max Homa, and ESPN has dedicated them as a featured group,
meaning every shot that this threesome hits today will be on TV. Okay,
what do you will get san Antonio man on TV today at nine after he
trespasses onto the course. Yeah. What do the cameras do when they're actually
not taking golf shots? They just follow them walking? Yeah kind of,
So this is the isolated cam on this group. Correct. Occasionally, if
they're like in Florida, they'll like, go, they'll show you like a
gator, yeah, bump shots. Yeah, Well they're in Texas, so
maybe they'll show a snake because they're everywhere apparently, especially at San Antonio's well.
Three known snakes are in Texas. They're on North Texas, and two
of them are at Kevin's house. But it might be the same snake because
Kevin claims they have the same personality. I don't know. I think it
might have been the same snake because he behaved, behaved just like the other
one. Well, what characteristics did they have in common? Similar slithering?
Yeah, this one didn't things that snakes do. Someone six minutes ago texted
in, Oh God, please not the KT snake story. No. Six.
That was seven minutes ago. They don't, so they don't want that.
I thought that's what people wanted. Okay, let's go. Let's end
the segment with the Bang Freak hotline. What do you have for us?
Warren? Guys, Hello, what you got? I've seen at least three
snakes in the past months. Thank you? There it is in my pocket.
Huh ok Yeah, I pick him up and I catch him and I
put him in my pocket. And then what do you do with him?
I take him somewhere safe and I released them back. You put him in
the road, like Kevin does not put him in the road. They get
squished. Do you think about Kevin doing that? You get a snake in
the street. How about just what do you think about Kevin? I love
Katy, I've always loved Katy. Yeah, his decisions and putting snakes in
the road is horrible. I think it's it's more about the decision to put
the snake in the segment also a questionable decision. So you were going to
get the snake in your shovel and then do like the crazy run through pasture
house with the snake at the end of the show, and then why do
you get him off your property? Down? I want to finish my weed
pulling job. Look on the TV behind you, simple, Yeah his home
and that is a diamondback rattler on TV. That's not what you have in
your yard. You have an ordinary garden variety grass snake, garter snake,
the most harmless animal known to man caller. Since you are a kind of
our because Gary Snakes hasn't called in, so here's sort of our snake expert.
Do you do you know what kind of snake? Kevin's probably dealing with
just your Like Danny was saying, your ordinary grass snakes. I feel like
that's a generic word that people who don't know what kind of snake they're looking
at. Say, I've called it. I've called a daughter snake too.
Those things get pretty big. Yeah yeah, they, I mean they He
almost bit me, but I threw him over a fence. Oh I like
that all right. Hey, thanks for being a fan of mine. Thank
you. Yeah, no problem, gay, love you, love you,
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Everyone be safe out there. Snake season is upon us. Coming up
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