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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one the Freak. Okay, Tomorrow

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at eight o'clock you will have I
think five opportunities to win tickets to see

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the Dave Matthews Band June first at
Doseki's Pavilion. Tickets aren'tlivenation dot com,

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but we will play the eliminator tomorrow. The eleminator is back and five opportunities,

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So tomorrow, keep that in mind. Larry the cable guy coming up

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at eight thirty. All right,
he's playing in the Chucktaw Invited Celebrity Classic.

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Right, He's going to be real
fun. That's eight thirty and then

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nine o'clock we are going to be
live on the ground. Our mighty men

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have already hitting the tea box out
there in San Antonio for the Valero Open.

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We have a field reporter by the
name of San Antonio Man who's going

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to traverse through hundreds of feet of
a wooded area and then trespass onto the

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course live on the air. And
just to be clear, we're not encouraging

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him to do this. No,
he's just doing it and holding the phone

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that's not on us. Yeah,
you could find hundreds of hours of us

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trying to talk him out of this. He has texted me that Phil Green

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got it. Um, he says, I hear lots of activities on the

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course. I'm about to head into
the woods for recon mission too. Here

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you go. So he's going to
pregame it now. This is good.

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He's hearing the scuttle but if you
will out there, he's hearing the the

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tease of pound. Yeah. The
people make you always excited to see this

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pre master's event. The gentle murmur
of the crowds of San Antonio, green

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grass birds chirping. He's got his
gilly suit on now for this recon mission.

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Yeah, and he's gonna get into
his golf gear and make his way

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out of the fifteenth. Tremendous,
just tremendous. That's coming up at nine.

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Buckle up right now, let's do
this. It's the Dingus Morning News

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pregame show. Chiefs wide receiver Rashi
Rice said that he met with Dallas police

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yesterday and takes quote full responsibility for
his part in the big wreck last Saturday

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on North Central Expressway. Still don't
know if he was involved in the crash.

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He did recently rent the Lamborghuinea and
also the Corvette was registered or at

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least to him, but still not
a lot of concrete details as the investigation

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continues forth, it's weird to claim
responsibility and for your part, they'd admit

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that you had a part in it, but no details are provided. Could

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have been my friends are driving my
cars, right, That's what they're trying

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or waiting to see if anyone can
confirm one hundred percent that was him that

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got out of the car. And
they're kind of just gritting their teeth.

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I'm like, all right, nobody
seems to be able to id me,

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so then he's gonna say, I
thoroughly apologize for my part in this this

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situation. I can't believe my friends
did I irresponsibly rented a vehicle that I

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left the keys on the table too, and all these other people did this

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and I'm sorry. That's the case. You're right, and that's what you

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go with too. If you were
there and you're trying to make it look

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like you weren't there, there's the
one thing that you would be bad for

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him, real bad for him would
be the flimsy witness account that they thought

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they saw some of the guys get
a bag out of the trunk that had

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guns in it. Did you see
the guns? Is someone saying that there

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was a witches account? Yeah,
but you can't see what's in a bag.

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And you can see the bag though, when you see him walking off.

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We have that footage and you see
the bag and I was like that,

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don't look like your bag full of
guns. It was like a bag

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full of makeup. Honestly, I
didn't look like it could have been little

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guns. Could have been little guns. They also found white cleats in one

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trunk of one of the cars,
which, hey, he's not you know,

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maybe everybody wear a lot of people
wear cleats. These guys are gonna

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go to a flag football game,
you know. Kavanaugh drives to a flag

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football game all the time, even
though his doctor tells him not to.

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So many micro fracture knee surgeries.
So there's your Rashi Rice update for today.

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Guys. Did you know that tonight
there is a music legend in town

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legend Madonna? Again? You have
a Dona's back for a fifth show.

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That's just she just wouldn't leave.
She loves metroplex auh male or female male?

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Michael Bubla Okay, no, well, don't say it like that he

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is a legend. No one's thinking
about him. You said legend. He's

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not a legend. He's a guy
that's hurtful, not only to me,

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but to millions of Michael Buble loyalists. Let me hear from you. They're

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there. Scoot up Christmas to you. Luciano Pavarotti. No, I'm scared

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of guests now because I don't get
my balls shoot up. I really don't

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feel like getting yelled at anymore today. And you know, if I wanted

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to get yelled at, i'd just
stay at home. Right, fellas male

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or female? He said, male? Right, there's your Michael McDonald.

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No tonight music, call it fair
park tool, very white, very good.

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I saw an article a couple of
days ago. I just I don't

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only say it, I don't care, but done that. I think we

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haven't joining us right now, don't
we? I don't know, man,

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No, I don't welcome to the
down because that Mexican Bob Dylan man Roberto

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dialing here, man on, let
me get my gidar. He sounded like

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chee all right, like a little
uh guitars and tune Leggy, I'm not

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doing this, okay, stupid Roberto
Dylan. Maybe he'll join us later when

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he has some time to prepare some
thoughts, get his lyric sheet together.

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I've never seen and I remember when
this ticket came about. I'm like,

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you know what, I should go
to this just to check the box.

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I've heard it a million times.
It doesn't sound like you ever sounded all

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that perfect, you know, But
I love Bob Dylan. I do too.

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It's plays all the hit it's plays
he plays. If you do hear

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something like Mexican songs, if you
hear a song that you think you know,

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it might be a hit, and
he might play just like a woman

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from nineteen sixty six is Blonde on
Blonde, but you won't recognize it because

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he will twist it around and make
it just just a different, completely different

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than it was originally written or recorded. Yeah, he does that, okay,

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And there will be a lot of
new stuff. I got a set

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list from two days ago. Because
he fancies himself these days, or at

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least most recent shows that I've seen
him, he fancies himself as somewhat of

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a blues man. And if you're
thinking you're gonna go see Bob Dylan up

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there with his acoustic guitar, even
electric guitar. The last handful of times

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i've seen him, he pretty much
stands behind an organ like a little stand

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up. I don't know far Fisa
type organ or Rhodes or whatever. I

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think you just named a food.
And he does not talk to the crowd,

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and he just plays these songs and
he's a blues man, and he

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his band tries to follow along,
and it's it's interesting. Yeah, but

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it's Bob Dylan, and you get
this. I've seen him a bunch and

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I've never regretted seeing him, but
I've never walked out going, oh my

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god, Yeah, that was amazing. I'm looking at a set list.

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Okay, how many songs do you
recognize off the set list? Zero?

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Is it zero? Really? Yeah? Yeah? I mean maybe I know

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one or two of these, but
I don't know is he Okay, let

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me let me put eyes on that
real quick. It's it's it's a lot,

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Danny. You're gonna get philosopher pirate. Okay, most likely you will.

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You go your way and I'll go
mine. That's one. Uh.

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When I paint my masterpiece, that's
huge. Uh, you think I know

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those? Probably to be alone with
you. Yeah, that's great. Got

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to serve somebody. He's a lot
of you. This guy was famous in

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the sixties. Man, I'm not
trying to buy Bob Dylan. Yeah,

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but one of America's greatest songwriter,
saying as we try to get younger,

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I recognize about five out of the
seventeen he's doing a lot of He's doing

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a lot of tunes from his conversion
era when he kind of became a Christian

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artist for a couple of albums.
Okay, I mean, is that dumb?

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Dude? He's old, It's dumb. Should he do whatever I want

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to do? He's earned he's earned
his right to do that he wants.

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What if he does Bob Dylan hit
the hits, that's fair. He's always

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done the opposite of what people want
and what people expect of him. Cool,

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he's he's he's a well enjoy fair
park instead of the aac that.

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Yeah, if you've never seen and
you're going there expecting to hear blowing in

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the wind and desolation row and you
know Highway sixty one on the hurricane full

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version, you're not going to get
that. Yeah, it's just not a

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listener at a rock and bruises a
couple of weeks ago, and he's like,

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I'm going he I don't really know
that I'm a Bob Dylan fan,

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but I fu like I want to
just go see yeah, just because you

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know he's old. And it's like, no, I saw Bob Dylan,

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you know. I was like,
dude, that's a good music fan right

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there. I will not be there, but you know, that's just me.

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Have a good time out there,
though, if you're going and report

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back. Okay, guys, So
snakes are all over the TV behind us.

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This morning is officially snake season.
H Fourth Star Telegram had a huge

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piece out about Fort Worth Man.
He posted a photo on social media about

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just an encounter with a rattlesnake,
you know, and just the the caption

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said, got this gad trapped enter
in my garage. Luckily the pest control

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trap caught him on the way in. Might have saved me an er visit.

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So yeah, rattlesnakes are on the
move. They like to hang out.

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It's about eighty degrees. Now,
what I have for you is not

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necessarily about rattlesnakes. But to get
to where we're going here, we must

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go back in day back in day. Some of you who listen very carefully

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do remember the scuttle Butt from Wednesday, March sixth, twenty twenty four.

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Now, we've had a lot of
high moments. Mikey and I are actually

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taking a couple of vacation days together. Try to seek help. Yeah to

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day some clesing. Now if you
are a scuttle Butt on that day,

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a new listener, just a refresher. Here's about two minutes from the scuttle

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Butt on March six, twenty twenty
four, a segment where we're really just

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hitting the big news stories of the
day locally. Yeah, normally lead with

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the news, but I think this
is the news. It's outside in my

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backyard yesterday clearing off some stuff and
as a lift up treasure snake. Okay,

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and it's March fifth snake. When
first for a snake, I thought

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this thing is dead. I saw
it and I jumped a little, but

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like, could you squeal? Squeal? But did you t t the front

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of your baby blue shorts? Yep? Yeah, that's why you're not wearing

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today. I don't like, I
don't do yard working like casual work shorts.

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Yeah, I just can't picture up
there like yard work shirt and undies

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as always. All right, So
you saw, I'm thinking it's dead winter

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got it? And then it starts
to bring us to life. It starts

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to spring to life, and I
remember, start to wrap itself around your

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neck and squeeze. I remember what
we learned in yesterday's show. A snake

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is just a head. Its body
just follows the head. So it's taken

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off into the grass, and I
lost it. You haven't asked the main

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questions that people ask. Well,
I've tried to ask you how big the

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damn snake was? Sorry? Yeah, you're not listening to our questions.

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He's holding pens, he's holding two
pounds a monster eight? Was anyone else

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seen a snake yet this spring?
Oh, you're the first reported snake sighting

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that I'm aware of. Thank you
on Tuesday, March five, than you

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anyone else out there? Tell me? No, no one's seen him.

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So did you kill the snake?
No? I lost it? Good,

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don't kill the snake. Ride the
snake, ride the Siby. That should

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be a bit payoff to That's why
Jesus Sibby and the whole show. I

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like Kevin's claiming the first snake He
even teased it. Last segment the spring,

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he saw it, Well, what
a segment? Incredible? I know,

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is what you want? What a
segment? You want? Water cooler

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talk right there? I want us
doing news. And I was like,

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here's the news today. Imagine the
people at the office like, so,

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man, chick is this guy was
listening to the radio. He saw a

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snake in his What happened? You
won't believe. I mean, it just

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slithered away in the grass. First
one of the spring. Man, Okay,

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we've really come a long way since
then. I feel like our show

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has grown. Yeah, so what
what why are we following on Monday this

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week? I'm I'm wed some breaking
ladybug news. We had some moisture,

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Kevin. Some moisture is great.
If you want to pull out some weeds,

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yank him. It's satisfying too,
makes it easier and then you you

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know, and then you can spray
your weed killer and get through the summer.

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Here right, So I'm pulling weeds. I've got this tree that's in

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my yard and it's got some rocks
around it. So I'm pulling the weeds

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and I pull up a big clump
and falling from the bottom of the clump.

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It's a snake. Snake number two
of the year, second snake of

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the spring. So the snake,
why did you wait four days? Or

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falls that while I was going to
package it together the stories animal style.

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But you're out of time. Too
much content on this show, christ Yeah,

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we're loaded with quality. It's like
falling out of our pockets. It

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is content. I sit here.
There's like monthly segments I plan on doing,

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never get to them. You want
to know why I started wearing big

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green pants because I couldn't fit content
into jeans. Yeah, So snake trickles

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down from bottom of the clump of
weed, falls into the mulch pit.

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I multipit. I've got two things
I can do here scream. I can

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scream and pee. I can sit
there, just like on March sixth,

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whip out phone, take picture,
get proof, or because I want to

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continue my job of pulling weeds,
I just scamper off to the garage to

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grab a shovel as I'm going to
pick up the snake and transport him somewhere

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else, not kill him. I'm
just going to put him on the street.

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On the street. It is a
natural habitat in the middle of the

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street in Richardson. Yeah, so
the point is snakes outing to you guys

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zero, I didn't know we were
playing. Oh, it's the big race.

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It's the amazing race, said,
it's the amazing race. You have

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Phil Kyogi is standing in your backyard, so you pull out a clump of

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weeds and there's the he's the host
of the amazing race. Yeah, the

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great. I don't know how to
actually pronounce his name, though, So

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you're just talking about a cool clump
of weeds. So we're talking even smaller

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snake than your previous snake sighting.
This is about the same size as the

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last one. So aden I am
not because I lost it. I'm not

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certain it might have been the same
one because it was same color and it

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was acting the same way like an
earthwork. Why don't you sign your your

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signature on the snake next time me
see it, that way you'll know tag

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the snake. Yeah, tag it
branded. Its behavioral tendencies were not different

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than the first one I saw in
my backyard on March fifth. Now a

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month later, Snake two, let's
go to the free hotline where we have

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more. Hello, Hello, hit
us with what you got I saw a

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snake last Saturday along the lake,
living across the water. Thank you.

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There. It is another report of
a snake siding, so that's three total

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we're up to. It was on
top of the water. Yep, we

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have more snake sidings. JJ.
No snake lighter than water. Yeah,

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the phone bank is just exploding.
Okay, guys teeing off on whole ten

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right now at the Valero Open is
our threesome. It's Corey Connors, Colin

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Morricawa and Max Homa, and ESPN
has dedicated them as a featured group,

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meaning every shot that this threesome hits
today will be on TV. Okay,

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what do you will get san Antonio
man on TV today at nine after he

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trespasses onto the course. Yeah.
What do the cameras do when they're actually

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not taking golf shots? They just
follow them walking? Yeah kind of,

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So this is the isolated cam on
this group. Correct. Occasionally, if

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they're like in Florida, they'll like, go, they'll show you like a

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gator, yeah, bump shots.
Yeah, Well they're in Texas, so

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maybe they'll show a snake because they're
everywhere apparently, especially at San Antonio's well.

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Three known snakes are in Texas.
They're on North Texas, and two

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of them are at Kevin's house.
But it might be the same snake because

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Kevin claims they have the same personality. I don't know. I think it

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might have been the same snake because
he behaved, behaved just like the other

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one. Well, what characteristics did
they have in common? Similar slithering?

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Yeah, this one didn't things that
snakes do. Someone six minutes ago texted

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in, Oh God, please not
the KT snake story. No. Six.

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That was seven minutes ago. They
don't, so they don't want that.

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I thought that's what people wanted.
Okay, let's go. Let's end

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the segment with the Bang Freak hotline. What do you have for us?

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Warren? Guys, Hello, what
you got? I've seen at least three

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snakes in the past months. Thank
you? There it is in my pocket.

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Huh ok Yeah, I pick him
up and I catch him and I

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put him in my pocket. And
then what do you do with him?

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I take him somewhere safe and I
released them back. You put him in

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the road, like Kevin does not
put him in the road. They get

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squished. Do you think about Kevin
doing that? You get a snake in

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the street. How about just what
do you think about Kevin? I love

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Katy, I've always loved Katy.
Yeah, his decisions and putting snakes in

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the road is horrible. I think
it's it's more about the decision to put

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the snake in the segment also a
questionable decision. So you were going to

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get the snake in your shovel and
then do like the crazy run through pasture

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house with the snake at the end
of the show, and then why do

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you get him off your property?
Down? I want to finish my weed

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pulling job. Look on the TV
behind you, simple, Yeah his home

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and that is a diamondback rattler on
TV. That's not what you have in

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your yard. You have an ordinary
garden variety grass snake, garter snake,

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the most harmless animal known to man
caller. Since you are a kind of

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our because Gary Snakes hasn't called in, so here's sort of our snake expert.

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Do you do you know what kind
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just your Like Danny was saying,
your ordinary grass snakes. I feel like

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that's a generic word that people who
don't know what kind of snake they're looking

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at. Say, I've called it. I've called a daughter snake too.

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Those things get pretty big. Yeah
yeah, they, I mean they He

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almost bit me, but I threw
him over a fence. Oh I like

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that all right. Hey, thanks
for being a fan of mine. Thank

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you. Yeah, no problem,
gay, love you, love you,

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