Welcome back a Dvis Junior Adventures and friends to this quest for confidence. I'm
your host, a gay Master or MK Gibson. But you about me.
Let's start with our friend in the corner with the actually with the color on
her face, Judy Black. Yes, I have revived from the dead of
last week. I play Gia Nicole Manze in our lovely chaotic Adventure. In
my other life, I am Judy Black and I write mostly Dungeons and Dragons
modules. The latest one is Voodoo Children, which is a basically you can
play your own version of the first book of Bubba the Monster Hunter, so
you can go and fight zombies and Chattanooga, Tennessee. Pretty fun, pretty
silly because that's the name of the game, honestly, and dundons and dragons.
As far as I'm concerned, What about you, miss R E.
Carr Wow, I am the one, the only, the r car and
in this game, I play the incredibly violent plant based druid Hilda Swington.
When I am not criticizing everyone's dietary choices and screaming at Moog for having lustful
thoughts about elves and not admitting it, I uh, I write books well.
I normally do, except my day job has eaten my brain and I've
pretty much forgotten what I do. I think I write books that have some
vampires and some werewolves and some vampire hunters and some dryads, and my latest,
The Final Girl, Part two, will come out when my brain stops
pouring out of my ear holes. How about you, Teresa, I think
you're next. I am. My name is Teresa Glover, and I am
the author of the Caitlyn Kelly Monster Hunter series with Falstaff Books and also an
editor with Falstaff Books. And in the game, I play Tren Karen Weintangler,
who really just wants to get you in her down line with all of
her wonderful opportunities. There's a myriad. I mean, you have your choice,
so it doesn't matter what you pick, as long as you pick at
least one, but you know, preferably two maybe three? Ina, how
goes? All? Right? Hey? Everyone? My name is Rick wall
Tierry and I play oo feast Eater and Moog say the elf on the shelf
can go fuck itself. In real life, I write several things, including
Bill of the Dead, Tone of Bill, and Tales of the Crypto Hunter,
speaking of which the latest I won't say book in the series more of
a side story, but the latest story from that's from that world, Boer
War is on Kiindavella, and it is now complete, coming to Amazon as
a full book near you soon. But if you want to read anyone on
Bella, go right ahead. So Hi, I'm Misty Massey. I'm the
author of the Mad Kestral series of pirate fantasy adventures. In the game tonight,
I play the handsome and slick and seductive on We're Crow, the thief
who doesn't want to get on your downline. He just wants to get in
your pants. Just want to get down your line, that's all. And
as I said at the top, I'm MK Gibson, author of such books
as the Shadow Master series, Techno Manster series, and just make a new
character series starting level one Sucks, which I'm only halfway through. All right,
So when last week left off, you all had managed to defeat yourselves,
see each other's dreams, learn a thing or two like a good Scooby
Doo episode. And just as you put the two locks into the crypt to
go down to find a gem of food mark, the ground started to open
up like the nothing from a the end of the never ending story or whatever
part, and the best part is when the horse dies. Obviously we all
remember that, so to Eddie, stupid horse anyway, Uh question side kidding
scene was missing was a dead McCaulay culkin on top of it. No,
it'd been funnier like if a tray just said, like, you know,
just puts his foot on top of it, like puts his horse's head down
a little bit more like, fine, fuck you stop being sad. I'll
give you something sad about. That's the meaties. Anyway, As the ground's
being swallowed up and you guys are starting to fall down, down, down,
into this swirling vortex, you see the words pop into the air.
Prepare thyself for the totally original test of skill and cunning. So I have
to ask the group, are you ready for the totally original test of skill
and cunning? No, but we'll do it anyway. Was born ready to
kill helves. I don't know if I have any skills today, So we'll
see how this goes. You did get a long rest, but so they
at least have spells. If you don't have skills, that might help exactly.
That's what matters. I'm about to put you all on the map,
So pay attention because where you stood on the map, where you guys had
you guys line up and that and that told me where you're going to be
on the map, so that you chose your position. So uh. Oh,
by the way, Gigi, I need to know the last command you
gave to Madam Crunchy into gayee ah. I think would stand here, but
I'm not sure if that was it, because you had to line up.
Yeah, because we had to line up, so they would have had to
have had Probably the last command would have been for them to follow and protect
the allies because we've been with this group for a bit, so I feel
like that's a defined concept for them, depending on the conceptual thinking level.
So I'll give it. You had them line up, so give me.
Give me a one sentence command after like stand here and uhh, follow the
rest of the group and protect the people around you. Run on sentence.
But I'll accept it, all right. Uh, run on sentences are my
best friend. We're all writers here, okay. So uh when we go
to the map, Gigi, you are in the top right of the map,
so you'll just scroll around the map when we get there. On weird.
You are in the right middle of the map. Think of it as
a rectangle and you are in the right middle. Okay, you don't need
to worry about your own debt. You are in the bottom middle of the
map. Okay, uh move you are on the bottom left. We knew
we were both bottoms. J Karen, you are in the top left.
Okay, Now what I don't want you all to dot running around will and
neely just yet. I need you to I need to know what you're doing
beforehand. I don't want to someone to put this in turn order, but
exactly now. It is dark for everybody else. Everybody else with night vision
it kicks in. There are some lights in the map, but if you
can't see, you're kind of boned. Yep. And for those of you
watch watching at home, you see what I see. This sound sucks to
you, right, I should really start letting people view from my computer.
I should start sharing this so they could see the DM screen alas we did
not think this through. Okay, So once you reach this location, for
those who can see, there are black bars and obviously this is a very
maze like construct. The ground is this swirling green mist. There are drips
of water. The sound is at the same time echoey but confusing. Sounds
seam be coming from both your left, you're right, You're a drip of
water. It's in front of you, it's behind you. There's very hard
to get an echo location out of this. There's a smell of very musky,
very musky animals smell in this location. So it's quite comforting, is
what you're saying. Sure. Yeah, there's like a Denny's truck stop,
and there is all like I said, there's a swirling mists, a scent
of death in the air around your feet at any given point. They're old
bones. There are old bones that from all types of things, animals,
people. Uh, and yes, phones, you can just tell. You
can tell by the point of earbones. You know we've entered our happy place,
is what you're saying. Right, And they're like I said, spooky,
misty, Uh, humans everywhere. Yes, it's somehow humid and cold,
so enjoy. Let me see some of you. Who's got the medoitato
and who's radiating light. I still have the meditato, I think, Okay,
I don't think I passed it off to anybody. Yes, you are
currently emitting light at twenty feet thanks the meditato. Okay, okay, and
I actually we're all here. I actually looked at my I looked at my
inventory, and I have a lantern and a way to light it. So
I'm lighting my lantern. Okay, if I can't, if that's not too
willing, I will nope, nope, I will get it's a very smart
move. I will give you a lantern fifteen feets. I will give you
fifteen feet of lights because it's not as powerful as a meditato. It's just
a lantern. Nothing is as powerful as the power of the meditato. There.
You should have a little you should have a little bit of light.
Now, yes, you do, all right? Cool, fantastic. So
what let's start with. We'll start with the top left trink, Karen,
what is it you want to do? Okay, So I can only see
a limited distance, but I I really can't see anything other than what you've
described. Right, There's no doors that I can see or anything like that.
There are these walls. They are these these stone walls. Everything that
is like a black thing that's blocking off your site is a stone wall.
Okay, I want to try to go just a little bit to my right,
and my internet's gonna lag a little bit, so probably about three squares
over. I am not super keen on this because I am not super beefy,
so I'm just gonna take it like a couple of squares at a time
in one direction for the moment. All right, Well we'll leave that there.
So that's that's your movement for now. Because imagine you're like, you're
non sure. So you we're just doing a regular movement. We're not sprinting
around. We're getting a feel for things. We're taking things slow. Gigi,
you're in the top right. What would you like to do? So
you are a necromancer, bereft of bodies, standing alone in the dark and
swirling cold. Ah holl me, okay, I am going to put my
right hand on the wall and just walking which direction right or left? Ah?
I'm going right. So if you're looking at the map, oh,
so for I'm going left, I guess looking at the map, so I'm
going to SWI fi fantastic thirty. So following the whole out shoot? Now?
Is there actually not? How far? How'd you get that far that
the wall? Left? Double move? No, double moves right now,
Okay, there's okay, there's not a there's not a thing over there.
Is there supposed to be a door there? Oh, there's not a thing
there. I will fix that. Okay, Well there should be a wall.
No, yeah, there's saying Oh you went around it. That's fine.
Yeah, you can see it. So basically, basically, I'm putting
the hand on the wall and just not moving my hand from the wall.
I see what you're saying. Yeah, okay, okay, so you started
there, let's put We'll put you about there. Yeah, okay, works
for me. Yep, that's odd, weird. I can I hear my
companions talking. Actually, no one said anything out loud yet, so no,
then I will call out, y'all hear uh you hear your own voice,
bounce back around you several times, y'all hear y'all hear y'all hear y'all
hear. And something about the acoustics of this place make it hard. The
nearest one to you would be oof Gigi. Give me a perception check.
Oh boy, I'm so good at those. Uh you kind? I mean
you you might have heard something, You hear something, you hear something echo,
but you're not quite sure what any I'll say it's in a slight easterly
direction, so rightish. So you started walking one way. Something you hear
something like it could have been a voice the thirteen with the way this place
is built, and it's kind of hard. I am committed to my path
fair enough? All right on weird? Do you want to stand still or
you like to move? I'm going to move straightforward now I'll let you know
that opening to your okay, fantastic. Uh the moment you step there at
one second, cut it on. Bang, you step on a trap.
So give me a dexterity saving throw. Please, No, I believe in
you. Oh damn it. It's a twenty difficulty of twenty these. So
you take she rolled in nineteen for the fans at home, you take a
D six. Yep, you take four points of piercing damage as a bear
trap clamps around your legs, and you are tech for the moment. Uh
what's the word? Not not evencrastitated your grapple. Yeah, you're grappling.
You're restrained, so you are stuck in that spot until you can pry that
thing open or figure out a way to pick them off or something. But
that's the end of your turn. Yet you can scream in pain really loud
if you like, Maybe that might help as well, or be all manly
about to say just a flip get back up their tear. Yeah, I'm
not gonna scream fantastic. Next next person around the class is going to be
miss Hilda. Oh you scream fantastic? All right, Gigi, give me
another perception check now, and Hilda or no, I do not care.
That's an eight. That's just sounds of home for you as far as you,
Hilda, you're also roughly close enough now, so could you give me
a quick perception check? Nineteen? Fantastic? Hilda rolls of nineteen and that's
that is definitely better. Despite the acoustics of this place, you hear a
voice, a very familiar human voice, in pain, and you have a
rough direction. It's northeast of you. It's a east northeast, so yeah,
east northeast. Yeah, right, what's to the south and the west?
Okay? Directly below you is a hole in the wall that appears to
be a vortex. You can't quite see what's on the other side, but
it doesn't but it seems like air seems to flow in and out of it.
Okay, that's interesting. What definitely like the chest you see is a
chest? Yeah, don't don't bullshit a bullshitter. What's the chest like?
It looks like a chest yeah, mm hmm, even with the nineteen perception,
I'll let you like, it looks like a fucking chest. Like.
Okay, So you hear screaming, you're on your screaming and pain to your
east northeast. So I would say, in this general direction that I'm pinging,
I'm moving slowly and cautiously towards towards the towards this wall area and the
chest. Okay, fuck the person in pain? Got it? Okay?
Cool? You said, was it clear though, that it was a human
male screaming? No, I said, it's a human voice that you are
very familiar with screaming yet, so it's clearly a human male voice of the
person who knocked me left me for dead. Incapacity, there's that and stab
move in the dick hole. Yes, that is all versus a box of
potential loot. Yes, I'm heading towards the plute first. Okay, fair,
could be a mimic. Okay, from the advantage point, Do I
notice anything new? Uh? You see a chest and more sorely missed on
the floor and everything like that. That's all you got. Okay, is
the missed magical or uh, give me an arcana check or religion check,
whichever one you feel more comfortable with. Yeah, is the term no chance?
And you know where I mean anything? Uh, Hilda rolls a sixteen
my one lever. That is, this is definitely magical, this entire place.
You were sucked to a vortex of nothingness and dropped it to this place,
so it's one hundred percent magical. Hey, sometimes it could have been
an over fart. I'm just eliminating. Well that's fair funny enough when you
say that. It just I heard John saying that to us. It just
could have been an over fart. Just it just yeah, all right,
uh he said A couple of checks a movement. Okay, I think we're
good there. Uh, mister Moog mine the three moogs and sons. All
right, So the first thing is cry out at the top of his lungs,
and he will scream, are you a mug son of Gnarl Gutspiller?
If any elves are here, know that I have killed your parents and shit
upon their dead faces and thus having announced myself. Okay, so based on
location, trink Karen, give me a perception check. He'll give me a
perception check with advantage because he's much closer to you. It is the song
of my moog. Yes, I rolled to seventeen. Do I need to
run like MUGAs screaming? No mugus screaming to your roughly in this direction?
Was yet and drink Karen is the one that's next closest. So get trink
Karr, be so kind as to give me a just general perception check.
Fifteen are better to get a general location Charlie Brown to you, baby,
I mean that's typical for me, so you know. Okay, now before
we move on, Now, the other things in here got a chance to
move. I don't. Don't got a chance to move. No, that's
it. You get to of course, you get to move, all right.
I thought he was the other thing to your left. You move to
your left. You that that hole in the wall is also seems to be
a portally vortex where air seems to go in and out, but you can't
see through it. Okay, that's that's all movement I have. Okay,
fantastic, Uh, everybody at once. Here's the sound of like something unlocking,
shifting and moving. Then hear this and like the sounds these like,
and there's several of them snarling be steal sounds of something coming, But there's
also more miss starts rising up from the ground. Are you sure it's not
moog? Stupid elves? It could be moog. So let's see here.
I see what you're doing here. All right, several of you can now
possibly see what you can see. Uh. Now, we're gonna roll a
little bit of initiative here on this one. Those of you who can see
what you can see. When we get to your turn, I'll show you
exactly what it is that you see and describe it a little bit better.
But for now it's kind of there but not. Rules of six Kilda,
rolls of five go figure eight. Oh hey, well Trin Karen's ready for
the fight. Ay, And so it is on Weird Okay, okay,
yep, I've rolled the twenty one eight. Oh boy, okay, the
other roll of fourteen, so top of the order. On Weird, you
are currently stuck in, uh, a proverbial and metaphorical and literal bear trap.
Uh I would you like to proceed. Uh, Do I see the
the little uh thing that that you push down to let yourself out of a
bear trap, the little the little handle that most bear traps. It's dark,
you have a lantern on your foots in the way, so I need
a perception check for you. Okay, it's it's a trapping, a dungeon.
It's not necessarily the easiest thing. So yeah, but I mean it's
my foot holding the lantern right on it. So all right, fair enough,
give me a perception check. What what am I looking at? Okay?
Perception it's it's I mean, if you're looking for a certain mechanism here.
It's also what kind of experience does trink Karen have with bear traps?
Not necessarily misty? But what is does excuse me as on weird ever come
across bear traps for personal? You actual bear traps? Apparently ever in inter
used for bear none. I will say this, uh like anything else,
give me an athletics uh athletics role or an acrobatics role to see if you
can shimme yourself loose. Okay, we'll go. We'll go acrobatics shimmy like
you've never shimmy before. Okay, you're try to like you know this is
this might tear some skin? Natural wo wow? That really so much?
All right, give me a favorite? And you wrote me a D tendency
How bad this is going to be? One being the worst ten being well,
it's it's a fail, but one one is a bad, bad fail,
much like what happened to your rapier that one time. I'd like to
know just how bad this failure happens to be. I mean, it's okay
on weird things happen, especially as you age. Not okay, it's it's
as bad as it could be. Uh, what you kind of like you
try to shift out of it, and all you ended up doing was like
you it tore through your boot. You take an additional let's see here,
Uh, you take an additional D. You take an next to one point
of damage as the as the rusty teeth shred through your boot, and you
might have sepsis now and you but you do also fall prone because you try
to shift flip and flat on your back, so your foot is stuck up
but you're on your back. Uh, calling for help is a free action.
I will allow it help. This might as well happened flat on your
back. This is your this is your preferred terrain, got it? Okay?
I mean if if on Wear spends that much time on his back,
does he get advantage in this situation? You know what, I'll allow it
depending on how things going, you know what, I'll fucking allow it.
Hey, I assume. I'm like, unless is something good, the cool
the bonus action. I think your turn is done is done? Okay,
ok next up, Trim Karen Trinkrreen. Can you see that thing from where
you're sitting for your standing kind of looks like a sheet ghost with horns,
a red one. That's whatever. That's what you see? Now? I
hate you? Yes? Now? Uh, it's semi see through. Its
feet are not actually the hooves are not actually touching the ground. It's kind
of floating above the ground. But it seems to be air walking towards you.
Uh, it's definitely semi semi corporeal. You're getting very much ghostly vibes
about it. But for some reason, it's sheet is orange. Okay,
so yeah, and it's and it's the title is known as a blink geist
t tar geist. Yep, we'll fight you champon cow. Okay, you
see it? Do I know what it is. Uh, give me you're
you're a cleric, so it's not that hard. Just give me a religion
check with like a DC of eight, because it's not that hard, especially
for a life cleric to know the opposite. It's a fucking ghost. It's
a ghostar and it's coming for your ass. Alrighty, hello, it kind
of looks like you might be having some trouble there. I can probably help
you out with that. And while I'm talking, I'm gonna pull out Oh
god, what am I gonna pull out? I'm gonna pull something out of
my ass here? Coppermint, lavender? Well, I mean sandal would that's
I've ran out of things I know, so peturely and just make it run
away and fear. Oh yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. I'll
put up ull pull out some essential oil petually and be like, yeah,
just come a little bit closer. You're not quite in range yet, fair
enough? Is that the end of your turn? Yes? So basically I'm
preparing an attack, but I'm gonna hold off until it gets closer. All
right, cool, because now it's their turn and it's to seize you.
It's going to get closer. You're the first one. So it's going to
come at you. It's going to run straight at you in a straight line.
Okay. Uh, it's going to one, two, three, go
right. It's going to pass literally through you as it hits you. Okay,
okay, charges you goes to that wall? What attack were you holding?
See? I'm not sure if this will work because I'm not sure what
the effect would be or if I can actually touch the creature. Can I
use what's the spell lesser restoration on it? Uh? That is not going
to no, because that is actually a restorative spell that I think requires a
component that you'd have to fish around for specifically. I think that's I can
put the spell up real fast, double check. But it's not. I
don't think it's going to do what it is that you think it wants to
do, but I will double check on the safe side. Everybody else knows
the spell at the top of their head. Please feel free. That's that's
the final fantasy logic right there. Well, I was thinking if I had
the essential oil, would that not work as a component? It depends on
what the spell thing says. Lesser Restoration has verbal and somatic. Okay,
then it's greater when that requires a Okay, so it ends lesser restoration ends
like diseases or conditions like wine. That so it wouldn't cure ghost. No,
yeah, it's not gonna do anything too well to cure ghost. I
mean I was trying. I was thinking of weird like literally, yeah,
and final fantasy that works all the time. You throw a phoenix down at
the undead creature and it iNTS to dies. Yeah, I love it exactly.
Yeah, totally. It is not final fantasy, We're not. So
you go to cast lesser restoration on the creature, but as it passes through
you, you realize you're just holding a lot of oil in your fingertips.
I won't make you waste the spell slot on this one. Okay, thank
you. But it is going to it is going to ghostly gore you,
is what it's going to do. That sounds it will about to find out
it is or is not. So does a twenty three hit you? Yes,
it does. It hits you for fourteen uh uh spectral damage. It's
fourteen damage like it's it's horn manifest briefleet as it tears into you, but
then it just starts running away. But it hits for fourteen. Yeah,
that's like a third. It just sprints at you and runs that way.
Now the next one, uh is standing right here? One, two,
three, four gets a running start and Moog you see this hate Lilax and
its title is Pink Pinky Geista Tar and Pinky Run also right, you're getting
it, okay, Jeff, I show you the map. Oh yeah.
And the best part is, like if I showed you the map, I
just copied a level and built a d D and those little those little portals
that you're right nearby. Fantastic. So it runs through Moog does a twenty
on hit you. It normally would, but my reaction is to shield it
is to shield myself. Fantastic it As it runs past you, it goes
into this little vortex right where you're at and disappears off the map on weir.
You see something coming at you all of a sudden, all right,
So that's paper turn Now this run, this was gonna run straight at Gigi
runs straight into you for this, for this, for the sake of the
group. Here's what you see and orange one minitar label Clyde Geist Tatar it's
gonna run straight into you. And uh, it's going to attempt to go
to you as well natural twenty oh by twenty one damage and then it's going
to run away. Now hell us, I'm hell us. Rebuking is my
reaction as you should, as you should, and to be fair, Shrink
Karen, when the thing ran away from you, you are allowed and I
apologize for not doing it earlier. It left your area of combat, so
you are more welcome to take a melee shot the guy that ran away from
you from Blink guy Sitar. So if you want to roll like a melee
like, you wanna swing at it with it with something a fist, a
weapon. Okay, give me just a second unarm strike that works. I'm
bitch slapping a nine unfortunately misses. Okay, But Gigi's Hell's forbuke is that
it's a dexterirty saving throw. Yes, not a problem. These things are
not dexterous twelve all right, yeah, no, all right. So but
the worst part is it doesn't make the safe. But the fire doesn't do
as much as you think it should. In fact, it seems like these
things are overpowered, like too much overpowered. Now you're you're you happen to
be of the Wizard of the arts, the dark arts, the snape like
arts, the the the the living arts. But though there arts nonetheless,
and you feel like if you only had like maybe something of power that you
would consume, that perhaps you might be able to do more damage to these
creatures. I I don't know, I'm just a DM here, but it's
gonna take a little bit of that damage. So fair how much you did?
Fourteen? Yes? Got it? Okay? Cool? It seems like
no matter what you did, even with magic, barely half so. And
then it hits you and then runs this direction. Yep. Cool? All
right? And lastly, we have this one here. Who can he find
anybody? I see? Yep, it can't quite get to you even with
all its extra movement. So on we air. You see this one coming
at you from your north, labeled ink Geist Ta tar. So these are
I guess, the totally original skill of test and cunning. So I'm afraid
that's gonna end there, and that ends their turn. GI it's your go
bye, Okay, that stop, I'm gonna cast fler on myself. Good
good call. Two spell slots in one day. I know this is this
is just highway robbery. This is the gem of food mark people leave it
all on the line. You play this, you practice how you play people.
Yeah, and then I'm gonna move my little happy but I m hm,
is this actually like open or is that just yes? And you see
you see Mademore Crunchy standing right there, and that is a portal. That
is a portal to the north. You can't see through it, but air
passes in and out. Hmm, okay, I will command Madam Crunchry to
go through it. Okay, Madam Crunchy walks in and disappears. A zombie
reappears to your southeast. Is it a familiar zombie with a whole of chrestuh?
You know? Uh yeah, I would say that looks that is that
let's say yes? Oh my, oh my? Is that the end of
your turn? G that's it for me. That's all fantastic. Move the
magnificent. You just got attempt someone just trying to tempt you, and then
ran into a whole of nothingness. Move Move does not understand this game.
Moo only has one thing to say. It's on me, Mugio stop at
this point. You I hate you, all right. I warned you guys
earlier. This might get a little weird. Moo, you found a chest,
what would you like to do? Open it? Of course you seeing
side these big round gummy like glob balls of they seem to glow. They're
about the size of a grapefruits. Uh. They smell very citrusy, uh
in a very pleasant kind of way. But if you go to touch with
the very spongy gel latinous and uh yeah, shiny candy light gut goog balls.
I mean when when when Moove finds strange things that are unidentifiable, move
does move? Do? Eat them? Moog? The moment you eat them,
uh ah Uh, You're it's basically pop Eye Like you feel your your
speed increase, so now you can move twice as fast. Uh, you
have all your attacks are with advantage, and you gotta feel like you ain't
afraid of no ghosts. But the moment you take one out and eat it,
and that's it's. It takes your action to eat it because it's all
it is. Like it's like I said, it's a softball sized gummy.
It's gonna take some work here. So the hatch autom the lid on the
chest automatically close the shut. That's okay, who you're gonna call busters there
it is, all right, So that was part of your movement. I
do know if you have any movement left, If you have any movement left,
it's now doubled, all right. All right, So I still had
two. So I'm also gonna put a time around you real fast. Okay,
So I need to know how many rounds you've got this going. So
I had one more movement, So so I moved two more. Okay,
Yep, there you go. Uh you see trink Karen, Uh Hilda,
it's now your turn. Waka waka Hilda has arrived at the chest. Yes
can I open it? Yes? You may, And that's when it bites
you because they're not No, I have a fuck with you. Also the
same thing, same thing. You open it up and there are these gelatinous
softball sized gummy balls that's like citrus. They smell plant. But like,
is there I can do to investigate what the ship these are? The gelatin
made of it? I would say, I would say, uh arcana nature,
nature? Oh, please say nature? I like nature? Yeah,
moo do what hill do best? Seven? These are not of nature.
You could take that as a good way. It's not from nature, so
it's probably not an animal like it's does it seem edible? Uh? You
roll a seven. I don't know, like everything's edible. We can try
hard enough. Like it's face. Should just just do what face do best
and eat balls. Oh God, good idea, bad idea, good idea,
bad idea. It's a chest that had no traps. It's obvious and
there's no other purpose to this spongy thing that smells like fruit. Yes,
it has a fruit like smell. The game of chest and balls says,
this is fruits. You should put those chests and balls in your mouth.
I suppose I shall do what happened past faced orcs do best and choke on
some balls. There. It is. It takes your action to do it.
It's delicious. It is You've never had something like this in nature.
While it may smell citrusy, this is not a fruits. This is something
beyond nature. It's a gum. It's like a gummy. It's a mochi.
It's a seaweed gum. That's what I'm saying. Orum so uh so
for the remains, Yeah, for the for the remainder. While the power
is active, you have double the movement and advantage on all your everything,
can I move still or or is it the whole? Because I only moved
you went to what you were like one, two, three squares, So
yeah, I went, Yeah, I went two squares. So the remainder
of your movement, however many feet is that? And you can double it?
So okay, you you perceptibly realize you're moving faster than you normally could,
and like move you interfraated No ghosts? Now, okay, I have
moved double m movement all right, and you see a movement right ahead of
you, all right, top of the order, and I see MOG and
I see mo. Life is great. You're still stuck flat on your back.
There's a ghost to your north. Uh? Actually, hill, let
me check the real fast. You're fine, Okay, I sit up.
Promise I hit some of these things on the map then okay, and then
I am inspecting the trap on my leg. Now that I'm closer to it,
let's say, sure, you have a much better thing, So give
me a perception check with advantage. Now that you've been around it for a
couple of rounds, you're looking at it. You're good, buddy, I
mean, well, you know is that with advantage? No? That was
oh I don't know. I guess you get it. Sixteen Yeah, super
easy. Yeah, you understand this mechanism. While you're not a very familiar
with bear traps per se or dungeon bear traps, you are familiar with a
variety of mechanical sex toys and this has the same locking mechanism. So it's
not that difficult. But it's going to take a little bit of strength to
pry it open and hit the little locking release or you have to pick it.
So you also have to you understand how it works. With a proper
action, you can to ghost barreling down. So I would like to know
what you need to do. I can't go anywhere. I can't go anywhere,
so let me try to get out. I'm trying to get out of
the bear acrobatic. Yeah, they try to acrobatic your way out again,
and we're rolling naturally, So twelve, but twelve, you're fine. It's
a twenty trap. It's not hard. It's not hard to get out,
and it's only like a DC to get out. It traps in, but
it's like getting out, it's like just kind of wiggle yourself free, all
right, You are free from the trap. You took half your movement to
stand up, so you have what fifteen more feet of movement? Would like
to try to run for fifteen feet or just take up a defensive stance and
I hope they don't hit you too hard. Yeah, I'm I'm taking a
defensive stance and you know. Yeah, okay, okay, that works for
me. Uh yeah, Actually that's might be the best thing because the one
guy can't get the ten foot run to gore you, so he's just he
can only walk by. The other guy might be able to hit you.
So okay, that's actually pretty good. Uh. Trin Carron, it is
now your turn. Okay, So you see moog a ghost ran to your
left. Yeah. Is the ghost still running away for me? Yes?
It is like it's just following this weird path. Okay. I am not
typically a melee person because I'm a little whimbier. But what I want to
do is, let's see this, is that within thirty feet if the ghost
within thirty feet of me, yes, barely, but yes. Okay.
So I'm going to channel divinity to turn undead so as an action, I
can present my holy symbol and speak of prayer centering the undead. Each undead
that can see or hear me within thirty feet of me must make a wisdom
saving through with a DC fourteen. Yep. If that creature fails, its
turned so one minute. Yep, it will try to run away from you
as long as possible. Yep, sore your shot of you. It only
appears to be that one. Uh, there's a chance of this note.
Actually there's only one near you right now. So yeah, uh, you
said a wisdom saving throw of DC fourteen. Yes, fifteen, m damn
it. Okay, So what I'll do then? So I noticed that it's
not doing anything. I'm going to cast a guardian of faith because I did
not like being gored by the ghost that was. Was that your action to
cast your to turn on dead? Oh? Okay, gotcha. So I'll
have to wait for that then, well, okay, I'll wait there,
Yes, ma'am. Okay, there's a bonus action you have or something that's
cool, you can I don't think. So it's the other's turn. This
guy's gonna keep running his path, okay. Ok that is his movements.
Actually he's got a little bit more because he's double moving. There we go
this one. You went that way, so it's gonna go and it does
not have enough to gore you. So it's right up next to you,
Gigi. But that is it's that is its movement. It's going to take
a swing at you with its axe twenty one for fourteen. Fuck. Okay,
okay, that's all it's got at the moment. Actually, no,
take that back, take it back. It was running in this direction when
it hit you. It has to follow its past, so my bad.
Take that back. Okay, No, I just realized unless I've got I've
got my own internal mechanics, so I'd already hit you once. It's because
it's they're they're like ping pong ball. So okay, now they're all converged.
Unfortunate, they're a converging on Trink Karen, excuse me, on Weir.
I keep saying trink care but it's on were uh So unfortunately On is
in the worst spot possible. So this one cannot get a go. Well,
it's this one's going to try to attack you, but it's with this
advantage because you're defensive. Natural one. That one. Let's see how let's
see how bad it's that one is. It doesn't lose its spectral acts,
but it somehow, somehow a ghost trips, so he is Yes, he
is going to fall slightly to his side over to here. This one's going
to hit him, bump into him after shood me around, so he cannot
gore you either, so he can swing a great action stead Yes, oh
a nine, I think misses you because you're defensive out that one moves.
That's actually his end of its turns. That's they got nothing else. So
that one ran, that one ran. These two attack, that's the end
of their turns. It's your turn. Miss Crunchy went up that hole,
and that's the last thing you did. I'm gonna step through the hole,
too fantastic for your sake. Just go to the bottom of the map.
Okay, you come in, take one step through, and you are on
the other side of the map at the bottom. Excellent, right next to
hear you still have more movement by the time you step over here. Uh,
give me a quick perception check. No fantastic because of the dripping water
in here. One goes right inside your te fling. Now you got water
in there. It's like, oh god, ah, now you've got the
taste of something's not good in here, and it's like, so, something's
in your eyes. They're smoking your eyes. There's grits, there's water in
your ear. It's just everything up here is just unhappy. This is the
worst day of my life. Uh, you still have it. You still
have more movement and an action if you'd like. I'm gonna go over to
the chest which is EMD. It is closed and you go. Once you
go over to it, it opens up and there are spongy balls, gelatinous
spongy balls. I have a delightful sister sent mademoiselle calln Chic, come here,
she comes over. Okay, have part eat it? Fan fuckantastic?
All right? So hey fast judy, As as a fellow d M,
when an undead eat something of pure holy existence, that is of divine nature,
that is literally manna from the gods, So does it just blow the
fucking zombie apart? Or does it bring her back in the fucking dead?
Oh? I say even it brings a back she explodes because it's like,
uh, it's not. Here's the thing. What I don't want to say,
want to do is if these are not get out of jail free,
slam it in person's mouth and get them back up there. So yeah,
because they have to forcibly eat it. You can't shave this down, selling
throat. I mean what it could be is if okay, so they eat
it and their soul is immediately their body is immediately freed from the control of
evil undead. I would say that, or they blow up. So okay,
what you just said is our odds and what I said is even okay
on fuck all right? So uh, I think the body just falls down
and the soul was released, doesn't blow up. Hm. So as far
as you're concerned, this is this is a device to kill undead, to
ruin your day. And she takes one of the lid closes, do you
want to open it back up to take one? I'm trying to think here,
because the lad just saw my zombie eat it and fucking ascend. She
had a peaceful look on her face, was like there was a moment,
there was a moment that the real person who you named Mademoiselle Crunchy, the
real person underneath like oh, and smiled and actually exists a look skyward and
spirit went up with a double little fingers to you, y'all fucking asshole.
She should have said, my name is Michelle I will eat one solely for
the potential that I too can ascend and get her back. Okay, fantastic.
Uh you eat one? Uh uh regained ten hit points immediately a because
no one else was hurt when they ate won, so I didn't have to
tell them this. And like everyone else, you now have double speed and
you have advantage on everything until the power wears off. Okay, fucking gotta
kill someone else now to get a new zombie. Well, good thing you
have friends around it. I know. Yeah, there was, there was
a yell of pain earlier. Huh. There's been multiple actually, like many
coffee But unfortunately you rolled a very bad perception check, so you do have
no clue. Yeah, not paying okay, okay, right, it is
the Eater of faces, the one, the only, the moove tacular.
All right, south and punch hillbos as move passes by hill that he will
just casually stay. He would just casually Hello face, Orc, looks like
you have bull juice stripping on chin. That was four but six seven,
eight, No, I just came from that way, you idiot. There
is one down here now by the way. I think you can see it.
Oh yeah, the east, I think you saw one by the way,
and then yeah one, what there's one down here? Okay? Sorry,
yeah I didn't I did not see him through the thing. Sorry.
Yeah he was sitting half on half of them. Have my apologize, all
right, So I'll use my extra movement to go there. And oh yeah,
now you are radiating power correct, yes, second, the moment you
get near it, he turns blue and is afraid of you. So,
uh do what move you best? Moove here? Two donkey Kong, your
ass moved on to understand games. So Moog will cast booming blade and then
we'll take two shots with orphan splitter. Okay, and you said there at
advantage one d all right, so it's nineteen and twenty three all right,
they both hit, all right, So four points of thunder damage give me
your damage, and then four points of thunder damage and then twenty three points
of slashing, so for twenty seven right, yep? Uh, now double
it because of the balls of power, you can make fifty four fifty four
points fantastic. Uh. You've never heard a ghost scream and pain before,
but you have now must have been elf in life, like you said,
Well, it's a minute star and you heard it it's kind of like it's
like you ever heard a bovine scream? Now for Hilda, someone just hurt
an animal far someone just someone just slash into a cow like burger time.
Uh do that with that as you will, as it is now your turn.
Well mo just ran past me, so of course I'm going to run.
That's from right there too. It's not hard to miss this. It's
not hard to figure this out. Oh it's a ghost. It's not a
real cow. Okay, come kill elf cow with moog eight? Oh boy,
I will cast moonbeam. Oh fantastic movebeamam Okay, it's a DC fourteens
fourteen what constitution save not a problem? Nineteen Oh disavant you've got power things,
so it's disadvantaged for him too. One second? Uh so at ten
yep? Yeah, So how much damage did you do? I did eight
radiant? Uh double so sixteen? Yeah. Once again it's still standing,
but barely. It's barely staying corporeal. Again, the sound of a screaming
cow echoes throughout the dungeon. Not a real cow move. Did you eat
the balls of cow? Not particularly the chest balls? Did cow chest of
balls? Well, don't understand stumping up for his elk the balls in the
chest? Did you eat them? Who move? Might have good? Eat
the balls. That's end of turn. All right, end of turn.
So let me see who's nearby. You definitely heard someone say eat the balls
because you're that close, Trink Karen, give me a perception check. I
think I can see them, so I'm yeah, we can see Yeah,
I know he's that close, so that's pretty easy. Trink Karen's Harry not
far away. But there are twisting turns in the dungeons, so like,
I want to see if about how the sound act is off. Does you
careen hear the term eat the balls? Yeah, this is the label natural.
Oh, you definitely heard a command from your from your druidic friend to
eat the balls, which is the title of this episode. Bye help me
God, I understand what she's talking about. Well, I mean, I've
seen I talking about Rocky Mountain oysters. I'm not sure, but considering we
just hit the hour almost ten minute mark, we might have to find out
the answer to that next week. Oh boy, okay, oh boy,
oh lord, thank you. Hilda walk damn it down a zombie. So
everybody's gotten hit or it's diets hit it. You' all figured out. You
all figured out the mechanics very quickly, and I think you figure out where
the funk you're at. So bye, Mademoiselle Crunchy. We hardly knew ye
double middle. As she's ascending, as she's setting into the nine planes above,
she's like, rethink your life choice is, asshole. I will len
re the side to torment you. I will come back as a planet hard
to fuck you up, having fun playing dig Doug? What is this ship?
Mega moves? It's Mega moves laying around? I just wanted to should
I if I turn into a hedgehog in here, will I automatically be blue
and there'll be rings everywhere? I'll make that ship happen. At this speed,
you can go pretty quick. So yeah, I'm just gonna roll barrels
of holy water around there. It is. Yeah, so we finished through
the day. But do we have questions? You want to? Okay?
Uh, let's see. Yeah, our dear our beloved Mark says, uh
oh great brain trust What is something you do to fight off our deer beloved?
Fuck you, Mark, he says, what is something you do to
fight off the winter blues? There's the master bait, I moved south,
Yeah, went in doubt fap Yeah. Yeah. I love how no one's
disagreeing with this world. I mean it has this purpose. Did twenty twenty
teach us there's no shame, there's no nothing. Yeah. I mean when
it's cold out, you need a little friction. Yeah, exactly, just
like that. And if you want to start a fire, sometimes you gott
rub two sticks together, exactly. You know you have to, Yeah once
in navy ones and auti uh, depending how cold it is, get the
winter blues. I mean, like your masturbation. We have a real answer
that would be, uh, find your friends, found family online in life,
Uh, have a hangout, have a drink, talk to your friends,
like I said, either online, have them to your home, do
what you can. Uh. The dark is obviously a bad time those of
us who have ever been through that kind of like dark depression type of eras,
your your found family, your real family, whatever, the people you
call uh your loved ones, they get you through and you sometimes you're there
for them too. So shared misery, that kind of thing. And when
a doubt Scotch So there's amazing Ballantin makes an amazing chocolate whiskey. I am
a big fan of it, so yeah, I'm more of a bourbon girl.
Bourbon helps. I do like bourbon as well. Yeah yeah, I
mean there's also sort of that concept like you have to go to the Scandinavians
to go how do they deal with it? And there's like the Iceland I
think it's Icelandic the concept of huga, which is just making your home as
cozy as possible, so you know, lovely baked goods, warm blankets,
your favorite you know, twenty episodes of Parks and rec cute on repeat,
that kind of thing, like you just make yourself cozy, maybe read a
good book that you've stolen from one of the other people in Authors and Dragons
and just have a cup of hot coco that helps me or vicious masturbation.
Right, we've already established that that's called a circle jerk. Yeah. I
like the winter. I love the winter because primarily, one I don't have
to mow my lawn and two I don't take care of my fucking pool,
you know, I mean the weather itself doesn't get me blue. I mean
I mean, what what gets what gets me blue is will not have enough
you know, fucking money, to pay my bills or so. And oddly
enough, the best way I guess to cure that is go buy more of
my books. You turn that into a shill. If only I had the
money to heat my family. If you people just buy some books who might
have food with nutrition in it, I might not have to wear this stupid
well. I can't say soup, but the LISTA made this for me.
That's actually really good. But to sit here without without like, you know,
my head freezing, I've missy, Teresa, Judy, what do you
do to shake off the winter blues? I mean, the only time that
I've ever really had I'm very much not a winter was when I lived where
damn not delay kind of right. When when I had the biggest problem with
it was when I was living in a place where it snowed like six months
out of the year, so or there was at least the threat of snow
six months out of the year. So moving helped. But other than that,
just you know, finding the things that you enjoy and indulging in them
as much as you can, like, if that's reading, escapism, if
it's writing, or whatever it is, you know, finding that I don't
mind the dark, that doesn't bother me. It's just the snow is terrible,
so moving south got rid of most of that for me. You said,
Misty, you're not a winter person either. No, I love the
summer I am. I am perfectly fine if it's ninety degrees outside, I'm
with you, Misty where Yeah. Besides, I love winter. It's my
favorite time of year. I love that it's all dark outside all the time.
I loved being inside, snuggled under my blankets, having caught cocoa,
not really being expected to be outside doing stuff. I love it. It's
my favorite time of year. Summer makes me super sad. I hate summertimes.
I am miserable. I'm the station in Alaska. I was up there
for three years. Was my fit Anchorage was my favorite city I've ever lived
in. It's just this, this little oasis of insanity, nestled among the
mountains, and it's gorgeous. It's cold. Fuck summer. I'm like nothing
above seventy degrees ever in my life. Please just seventy and under. And
I'm a happy but then like some but I'll say some of the winters are
because of that latitude. It's very skinny and avian sort of things. Uh,
you know, not seeing the sun because you work certain shifts, you'll
go like month and a half two months with I've ever seen any daylight at
all, just because and then so you need that UV light. Everybody starts
tanning. There's tanning beds everywhere, so uh, there's yeah. I mean
I was like, I look like a freakin' Jersey shore cast character atter a
certain point. But again, found friends and things like that, but also
like writing helped talking to people, but also taking up winter activities. I
learned a snowboard when I was up there, and snowboarding in the dark with
the lights on at the places is an amazing kind of like it's it's the
closest thing to ever come to. Like, you know, I'm not much
of a surfer. I've tried a few times. I was never but I
could uh snowboard. And the best part is no snow sharks have ever tried
to jump up and get me. But you know, there's this quiet tranquility
as you're bombing down a run in the dark and with your with your earphones
on and just like there is it's very zen, it's very beautiful, it's
very haunting. Uh and it's also very scary in a primal way. Well,
if you have your headphones on, how do you know that nobody's screaming,
Oh my god, there's no sharks chasing you. Freeze are just stationary.
You're just watching for that. Here's a snow snow shark. That's their
fault, but the trees. And you're just like, well, then after
three years of snowboarding up there, like, I am snow shark free now
it could be snow worms like dune the opposite, like the or the or
the ones, you know, but yeah, the snow worms. There's a
video being in a little girl. Mm hmmm. Yeah, there's a video
of this little girl who's snowboarding. She's I don't know, she's like five
or six, and she's snowboarding and she's got this cape that's got l e
ed lights of all colors. And I'm like, okay, I could do
that. I could. I could snowboard at night with the cape of many
lights if I had to do wintery things. So remind me another time to
tell the story about I beat up a child on the snow on the no
boarding. So do I think we should just leave it at that and let
everyone come up with next game? What the best? You know? Fake
yeah of snowboard beating with MK Gibson. Yeah, but yeah, like just
lean into the cozy parts and the things that you like. Spend a bit
more time doing things that you enjoy. That kind of thing I think helps
a lot. And also for a lot of people, taking a vitamin D
supplement can be a very good thing in the winter months. But talk with
your doctor before making any sort of Yes, Chase, don't ever use our
podcast for medical advice, please dare god. No, but yeah, that's
that. Don't use our podcasts for any advice really short of like masturbation,
but whole pleasure. I mean that, like it is cautionary tales maybe would
be okay, but cautionary Taleah yeah, And if you're that kid I beat
up twenty years ago. Fuck you. You know what you did and you
earned it. Oh boy, did we have another question? You said there
were two kind of Oh no, sham Stitch says, what is the point?
All right? You crackled out on me. What was what was the
point? But I didn't hear what was said? What is the point?
I didn't say anything? Literally, what is the point? It's the part
of the blade that you stabbed people with. It's whatever your mom is shoving
up your ass to not put things in your butt. Think I'm on the
wrong podcast. Sometimes I know what is happening. However, you can win
an argument, especially on the internet, right, you know, Let's say,
what's the point of many things? What's the point of what's the point
of eating, stay alive, drinking, have fun? What's the point of
writing to fail? I don't know what's the point of asking stupid, pointless
questions wasting our time? But to be fair, we need to fill a
couple more minutes of where we'll go with this. What about you all?
Do you have any weird questions today? What's everyone doing for Christmas or whatever
holiday they celebrate. Just to clarify, I am renovating my bathroom. I
tore out five hundred pounds of tile and drywall this weekend. And I have
done that on ony an occasion, and I don't envy that. Yeah,
so that's that's redoing the bathroom. So I've got the carpet pulled up,
all the bathroom carpet. My next question, why would you can see you
can see why there's a renovation needed. But no, some of the some
of the behind the wall also have started having problems, so they have to
go, and the carpet just needed to go. How much piss was in
that carpet? Like yeah, so yeah, I'm I'm super congested and coughing
a lot today. House and she were young. Is that why you stopped
growing at five feet? Okay? No, no, no, no,
The cursed carpet did not steal my height. Okay, okay, now,
but yeah, that's what I'm doing over my winter, Emily kaplan because the
two of you together have been six feet tall. I I know we couldn't.
The world couldn't have handled us, so we had Now they can.
We're pocket sized. Yeah yeah, some of us grow until we're perfect.
Some of us take longer than others. And you don't carpet when you go
to the bathroom exactly, Yeah, I don't. I don't lose myself in
the carpet. Did the carpet a little bit? But yeah? And then
the the sub flooring under the carpet was all fucked up, So I spent
like a habit and so I spent a week and a half repairing and patching
that and getting all the gypsum back into somewhat level of a steak from your
carpet squishiness that I've noticed, not that I've noticed. No, not really,
slippers over the piss carpet. It's not really my bathroom. It's like
the guest bathroom. So your guests were slippers over the piss carpet. See,
this is why I don't have guests sometime which house. No, my
god. You go over to Judy's house and she's like, that's the guest
bathroom. You can't wear socks or shoes in it, but you are.
But you are allowed to pee on the floor. Yeah. Yeah, So
that's why. Uh. I'll post some pictures of the uh, the demolition
from this weekend in the in the discord, I'm so tired. I'm so
tired. I bet it so much Chile and so much because all of the
walls around the bathtub are all tiled, so I had to take out all
of that, cut out all of that, and then we're doing a direct
to stud install after the valve gets replaced. I actually am a decent di
i y Homer pairy person. So you're saying all these words and I'm so
impressed by them and have no idea what I had. I had to go
ahead, go ahead, and Misty, I just said, come live with
me. Yeah, okay, when I when I was living in my when
I had this old townhouse with my ex wife, and I had to do
the renovations on all the all the bathrooms in there, that and do that
exact thing of like the fun parts of the demolition, taking the hammer and
smashing the tide all the way down to the sub floor to find out if
a fucked up sub floor. They have to repair the sub floor, and
then to find out the flange or your toilet. They don't make that anymore
so and I have to buy a new toilet and it wore somebody it's so
locked into place, and well you literally have to break the toilet to get
it out of there. Oh yeah, and then you've got to rip the
fixtures next to you know, you just have a hole, just a hole.
Have sledgehammer to toilet before that, like inch deep in the piss carpet.
Let me say you remove the piss carpet first, I mean that was
was That's like the first thing that was done because the sub floor, you
know, yeah, you have to roll all over and established dominance before you
again the renovation, you have to piss on the piss let yours be more
pungent. So you gotta eat some asparagus, some cheerios like this, is
it true? Like if someone if your guest had asparagus, would that be
like a week of hell? I mean not assuming most of my guests don't
pee on the carpet. And you know you're talking about so because I'm I
don't want to. I want to know about what cart yourself. If you
thought the piss carpet was bad, the yeah, think, yeah, it's
it's all dreams. So you pee in the shower, okay, on the
I'm the crazy one here, yeah there, because it's it's so conforming a
sheltered life, and I'm grateful for it. My urine goes in designated receptacles.
Other than the one time I had to piss on a rat in India
because there was no other option the rat. You're the piss on a rat
in India. Yeah, explain why there was no other option than to piss
on the rat. Okay, So, I don't know if you've everbien to
an Indian toilet, but it it's a trend. There was no carpet,
but it was a trench, and the only trench spot that was available was
the one with the rat. And I kept asking the rat very nicely too,
and eventually I'm like, I really had to pay, and it didn't
move. Okay, Okay, that doesn't sound like you were forced to.
That sounds like you chose to piss on the rat. It was look,
okay, it was that or peeing in public. Well, I mean it
was cursed in my public because it's a trench. But and so it said,
you have a little Mickey mouse looking up at you. It's like,
oh God, might I add that's the point, because sometimes you gotta pee
where you gotta fee. Yes, sometimes you gotta pee carpet. Sometimes there's
a rat, and sometimes there's a Tom and Jerry cartoon and Rachel comes in
and pisses all over Jerry. And that's how the other sports are born,
you know. Like I I go every morning as my happiness to go outside
with my dogs and pee in my backyard right by the tree outside, you
know, because I've got a fenced in backyard, no one could see me.
And it's fantastic. A fucking human or a Doberman. You piss everywhere.
Random not random, it's playing. I'm so glad that the question about
Christmas has led to this. There's around my because I got neighborhood animals to
come over to my house. So I just peed in certain spots outside of
the night, so that this is my talk, this is mine. I
mean, you don't get to talk, Rachel, because now there's like a
new species that has evolved in India's piss rats. Well, I mean,
if you live in a public wood and I guess this mouse was just German
and a visitor. He just wanted to be there, looked up at you
and said, you don't have to do this, you choose to do this.
Also true, your your urine, your American urine, hit this mutant
German Nazi rat, and now you have a Nazi rat child out there.
One he's racist, obviously, but two's me. I have to give you
a biology lesson. But but urine doesn't have any reproductive capacity, I said,
mutant Nazi rats. Clearly this has superpowers. God. Rachel has convinced
herself over the years that it was a rat. It was actually a small
child, just a hairy child. Mother was right, next to h and
Rachel just like, watch this on the final poor child, Well it's like
Aladdin. They call him a street rat. Did you peel on Aladdin?
Why would you peel on a ladder? Gentlemen, Rachel suddenly singing under the
sea. Aladdin is just really a water sports metaphor. And I think that's
how we should end this point. And that's the point at the point.
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