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Callaroga Shark Media. I haven't used
the late bot in a while, but

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it has gotten much better. Hello
Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news from

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late Bot. Have you heard Donald
Trump is launching his own line if Sneakers.

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They're designed to get over any obstacle, unless that obstacle is releasing your

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tax returns. That is a solid
joke. AI. The sneakers are said

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to me incredibly durable. They claim
to withstand impeachment processes, subpoenas, and

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even the occasional capitol riot. The
sneakers are designed for those who love to

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run, run for office, run
away from tax auditors, or run towards

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Twitter. Congratulations to Adam Sandler,
winner of the Icon Award at the People's

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Choice Awards. I'm gonna play a
clip for you. I had to cut

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it down a couple of reasons.
One, it took Adam a long time

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to get to the stage. The
person you hear speaking with him is Jennifer

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Aniston, and I've shared this clip
in the Facebook group, which is Daily

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Comedy News podcast group. As this
goes on and on and on and on

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and on and on, Aniston is
basically making the face that I would were

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I hosting the People's Choice Awards.
She's just like, what is happening?

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It's hilarious. Sandler's not hilarious.
Addison's face is hilarious. The audience rolls

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with it. So I'm gonna play
a clip here and then I'll cut it

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off and I'll tell you why,
Aniston, I love you so much,

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and she and I know you don't
love doing stuff like this, and you're

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coming You're okay. Thanks, I
do too. You were fantastic. Sorry

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for coming up early. I got
nervous too. This is this is going

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to be a little humiliating. So
what happened was all right. I know

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you should prepare a speech for a
big night like this. I had one

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prepared on Force. So when my
agent called me and said I won the

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People's Choice Icon Award, I was
driving. I had him on speakerphone and

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I was also eating frosted flakes,
and I didn't hear I think I misheard

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him. I thought he said,
I congratulations, Adam, you won the

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People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive. So
anyways, I wrote a speech for that,

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and I don't have one prepared for
the Icon thing, but I'm gonna

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do the speech I wrote, and
because they said I got to talk a

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few minutes, So let's get to
it. Hello, ladies and gentlemen,

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my name is Adam Sandler, and
I am the sexiest man alive. Can

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I get a hell? Here?
To the People Magazines Academy members of Hotnessing

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Sexual Attractiveness, I would like to
say thank you for recognizing me as the

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man who made our entire country to
horneus this year and was by far the

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most talked about person individualm by couples
or thruffles during fantasy role playing slappy time.

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Can I get another hell? Yea, I am trying to be gracious

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People Magazine, but I have to
admit three words keep popping into my head

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right now about freaking time. So
Sailor then goes for another four minutes explaining

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what he's going to do in the
bedroom with Missus Sandler and it aired on

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TV. But it's a little too
naughty for this podcast. Plus enough Ready

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I couldn't make it to the end
of the clip. It was just diminishing

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returns. He went for like six
minutes. What are you doing, Adam

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Sandler, Icon of the Year,
and be honest with me, did you

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find that funny. I know he
does the dumb voice. I know Hollywood's

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gonna go along with it unless you're
Joe Koy having your career murdered by Taylor

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Swift. But boy, that's just
not funny. I'm sorry, it's not

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funny. The People's Choice Awards the
Comedy Movie of the Year nominees were eighty

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for Brady Anyone but you? Are
you there? God, it's meet Margaret.

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That happened to Asteroid City, Cocaine
Bear who that should have won?

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No Hard Feelings in Wanka the winner, Barbie of Course Comedy Movie Star of

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the Year. The nominees Adam Sandler
for you are so not invited to my

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bot mitzvah that happened? Remember that? Glenn Powell for anyone but You,

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Margot Robbie for Barbie, Ryan Gosling
for Barbie, Scarlett Johanson Asteroid City,

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Sidney Sweeney anyone but you, Timothy
Chellamy for Walka the winner, Jennifer Lawrence

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in No Hard Feelings Comedy Show of
the Year. The nominees Abbott Elementary just

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like that. Never have I ever
snl ted Lasso the Bear, Young Sheldon

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the winner only Murders in the Building, Comedy TV Star of the Year,

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Ali Wong for Beef Bow and Yang
snl, Hannah Waanningham for Ted Lasso,

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Jason sedeikas Ted Lasso, Quinta bruntson
Abbot, Selena Gomez Only Murder, Steve

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Martin only Murders The winner, Jeremy
Allen White The Bear Comedy TV Star of

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the Year. Did you watch the
Bear? I love the Bear? We're

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going to say that was Jeremy Allen
White was the Comedic Performance of the Year,

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What Are We Doing? Nighttime Talk
Show of the Year Kevin Hart's Heart

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to Heart is currently a thing?
Has anyone actually seen that? Jimmy Kimmel,

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Oliver Seth Daily Show with No Host, Elly's Show, Watch What Happens

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Live with Andy Cohen, and the
winner The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

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Not gonna give that to Oliver Okay. Host of the Year went to a

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bunch of things, but Jimmy Fallon
won for That's My Gem and the Comedy

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Act of the Year. The nominees
were John Mulinie's Baby, Jay, Amy

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Schumer's Emergency Contact, No Way,
Marlon Wayans God Loves Me, No Way,

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Want of Sykes, I'm an entertainer, No way, Trevor no is

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off the record, Kevin Hart's Reality
Check, Na Sarah Silverman, someone you

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Love but the winner Chris Rock selective
outrage. I don't think Chris Rock was

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there to accept the award. I
haven't seen anything online. Meanwhile, in

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the UK at the BAFTAs, Nick
Mohammad you know him from Ted Lasso.

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He was explaining to the audience what
would happen if there's an emergency. The

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order of evacuation would be starting with
me, then in order of importance,

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the Baptist trophies, followed by winners, nominees, publicists, everyone else,

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then the influencers. That joke landed
well, and then he went, oh

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and the Royals, and then the
cameras got to Prince William who found the

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joke funny because it is funny.
And if you want to follow with the

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Royals lot being going on lately Harry
and Megan out of a good always fun

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follow the podcast Palace Intrigue, where
you get your shows. Sam Morrill mixing

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it up, taking a shot at
Steven A. Smith and I'm all for

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it, boy, that'd be a
great war to have. Sam has called

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out Steven on his Twitter feed.
Dan LeBatard asked Sam about this, and

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Sam said, Stephen a is a
curse to the franchise. Stop rooting for

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us. I don't want you on
our side. Anytime he calls a game

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we lose, go away. How
could ESPN get any worse? Dude?

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Replace him with Richard Jefferson or JJ
Reddick or someone who knows what they're talking

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about. He apparently also doesn't like
Kenny Smith. On TNT, Sam said

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TNTA, I love those guys,
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I know what Kenny Smith is against
New York, being a New York guy,

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but get over, dude. We're
here. No one wants us in

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the playoffs. We just got to
get healthy cool. Hopefully that starts a

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war. DL Hughley said, I
would never go on Club Shaysha. That's

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Shannon Sharp's podcast, probably best known
for Kat Williams scorching the entire earth.

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Delle was caught walking out of a
building by reporters or Papa Rozzi and said,

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no, I haven't spoken to Monique. Would he take anything back that

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he said about Monique? And he
said not one thing. She said what

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she said. I said what I
said. We're grown people. We don't

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have to be in the same space. But I think the idea that people

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need to reconcile when they're obviously never
going to see things out of eye is

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a bit of a fallacy. Fun
Jenny Slate as a special on Amazon Prime.

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It'll be out on the twenty third, which I think is Friday,

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right in nineteen twenty Yep, Friday. I went to pull a clip.

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It takes her too long to set
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So you know, I don't like
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She spoke to The New Yorker.
The New Yorker interview is kind of not

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the best interview ever. Right,
let me leave it at that. But

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it opened with Jenny apologizing for her
cold, and she said, I'm embarrassed

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about the fluid situation. I found
that after COVID, the sound of fluid

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in the nose is a turnof for
many people, which totally makes sense.

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So I'm calling out that. I
know that I'm gross. Grub Street falling

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around Mosha Casher. Grub Street will
do this. They'll ask somebody to log

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what they eat for a week.
I could do that, but it'd be

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bored. Here's what I do donut
Shane. Usually a coffee roll, smoothie,

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Place smoothie. Sometimes I get a
buffalo wrap, and a lot of

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times I don't eat dinner. But
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I've been known to grab a handful
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start running again, Mosha Casher.
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I went to eat lunch at the
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I go with pizza. But I'm
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New York is said to have the
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and of course my hometown sunny Los
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I buy two slices at Sauce.
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the bread of affliction of my people. I fuld both slices like a real

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New York guy. That way,
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a Poundstone told the Day that she
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of her house in Santa Monica.
My daughter and I added up one time

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how many times I've done them.
It's now over seventy. She cajoles the

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fifty attendees to compete in a ping
pong tournament, and she says, because

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of inflation, I've uped the prices
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I have a fantastic antique scoreboard from
a flea market. She says she will

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often done a blank name tag when
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The blank name tag is a great
conversation starter, and it's embarrassing to

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ask somebody who's been to my party
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had asked Josh Connoman or people from
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in the Boston suburbs, but you
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Josh said, people almost always assume
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talking about the Celtics. People associate
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and they tend not to give as
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here with different vibes. What does
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I've gotten a little out of the
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Stones was very accommodating of my recent
Stoneham High School reunion, and I always

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trying to make time for runn At
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Al dot com is in Alabama asked
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name correct? Dusty said, it's
my real name. I mean, some

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could argue that my name is a
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I've always been called Dusty Sleigh by
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He told Neil Brennan his name is
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name like that, it seems like
you're predestined to be a wrestler. Dusty

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said, well, I grew up
watching wrestling, or wrestling as I called

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it. I don't know when I
started calling it wrestling and people stopped calling

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it wrestling, yet it happened at
some point in my life. I grew

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up watching that. You see all
these pro wrestling promos and all those guys

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are talking to me, that's cool
stuff. I grew up listening to country

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music. I love country, and
that's where I got a lot of inspiration

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from. Merle Haggard is very famous
for doing Workingman's songs. He addressed how

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being sober has shaped his comedy,
said, it was just real clarity.

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It's some real self control discipline.
I mean that was the thing for me.

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With drinking. I never had control. I was still doing comedy.

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I was still funny. In fact, I want to composition in Charleston.

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As a drinker. But the moment
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to write jokes better and faster,
and I could remember them better, and

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just my daily walk was better in
general, because as a drinker, I'm

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always kind of pursuing that next beer. But when you eliminate that, then

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your pursuit of other things. You
need to find other things to bring you

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fulfillment. And I didn't lose as
many friends. Nate Bergatsi's out on tour.

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What can we expect to hear?
Nate said, I talk about what

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I would have been doing if stand
up didn't work out, stuff about my

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wife and my parents getting older every
time. I'm older than I was when

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I did the last special. Yes, that is how time works, Nate.

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So I talk about where I'm at
at my life and stuff that I'm

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going through. It's fun to grow
with your audience, What would you have

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done if you didn't do stand up? I was a water meter reader.

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I read water meters. I would
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hopefully by now I would have moved
out of water meter reading and higher up,

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But I don't know. Got a
pressure release. Orange Theory fitness and

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comedian Hannah Berner have announced Hannah's next
breakout comedy event. It is called wtf

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is OTF. On February twenty eighth, Hannah Burner will take the stage for

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a roast of the fitness industry and
the many cliches and fads that come along

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with it. The event will take
place in New York City. It'll also

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livestream on TikTok. Hanna Burner said, this wtf is OTF comedy event is

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gonna be epic. Expect laughs,
roasts, and maybe a little sweat.

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I know first an what it's like
to be in a bit of a fitness

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limbo, and all the fads swirling
around at the start of the year don't

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help. What Orange Theory helped me
to realize is that sweating it out doesn't

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have to be too serious, and
this partnership proves that while answering all of

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our Biggest Fitness wtfs. I'm actually
planning on hitting the exercise bike right after

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I finished this recording. I'll do
the edits later, hoping to do a

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forty five minute on Apple Fitness Plus. From Deadline Bossom, Yusef claims he

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lost a role in James Gunn's Superman
Legacy movie due to his public support of

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Palestine. During a Piers Morgan segment. Deadline says Usef taped an audition pre

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actor strike for the role of Rueman
Harjatti, but by the time gun turned

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in his final version, the role
was cut. That was before Yusef was

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on Peers Morgan. James Gunn went
on Twitter and said this is accurate,

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meaning that the character was cut from
Superman like I say. Before the Peers

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Morgan interview last week, Yusef told
Salon I was cast in the movie Superman.

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Then they told me we changed the
script after this Peers Morgan interview.

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I want to assume good faith.
I want to know, I want to

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believe it's true. I was a
little bitter and I wanted to go okay,

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screw DC, screwed Warner Brothers.
But then I understand the emotional burden

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that those people have. I mean, those people have a connection with Israel.

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I understand. Maybe the people who
were in charge took that decision,

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looked at me and didn't want to
have me. And maybe I understand.

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If I'm an Arab Muslim, I
was the head of Warner Brothers, I

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wouldn't want a pro Zionist or a
pro Israel to be in my movie.

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If he attacked people, I understand. This is the thing we need to

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dissect. When I attack Israel,
I attack its policy. I'm not attacking

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Jewish people. A source close to
the situation tells Deadline this is probably a

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case of he said, he said, who knows. If you want a

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new special to watch today, this
one on OTT You can rent this one.

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It is Mary Basmajian's funny Armenian girl. Mary's living that old USA Network

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motto characters welcome, specifically the outspoken
Bartouche. Her take on the quintessential Armenian

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aunt. Bartousche is a large part
of how Mary grew her online following.

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So we'll naturally make an appearance on
the special alongside more conventional stand up about

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online dating and Bonnie image. And
that is your comedy news for today.

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Check out five Good News Stories.
I'm having a lot of fun hosting that

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one. Number five Good News Stories. That one comes out Monday, Wednesday,

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Friday, Today's Tuesday. But it
doesn't mean the other episodes aren't there.

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It's not like you can only listen
on Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

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And if you enjoy this program,
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with them or something like that,
and I'll see tomorrow