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we are and I'm Tony. I am the voice of Eddie fell Zone this
season. And to my left is I was just kidding. We're all in
different rooms, but Nico, Who are you and what do you do?
Hi? I'm Nico and I am everyone that the players are not. So
I'm the g he's all twelve gods. And Mike, how about you?
Thanks? Thanks for joining us, Thank you, you're welcome. I am
I played rug I believe Yeah, oh went over, been sick. So
you're with me tonight? Not one but yeah, yeah, the gentle giant
Mike, he's like living his best life. Oh yeah, yeah, you
play I'm a dera glow yes. Yeah. And last but not least,
we have Jesse playing the part of play Bill the people all the time.
But you're so good at it that we don't even realize it. Oh yeah,
yeah, that's you're doing your job. I suppose you jerk. I'm
just kidding. I'll stop healing us. Please don't stop healing us, professional
jerk. So we had four episodes this month, and the the first of
which was entitled an Unmemorable Trip, which, uh I remember that one?
Yeah you didn't think anything can happened? I don't know, the first one
was Jellyfish Jackassery. Oh oh am I I huh. I have my own
notes too, and I was looking at mine and I just completely skipped jellyfish
jack assery. All right, So anyway, like I was saying before you
guys interrupted me, the first episode we're going to talk about is jellyfish jack
assery. Uh where? Well, well, the show notes there the fool's
fight some pesky car cynogens and a deer does some damage to the infrastructure those
car synogens. Man investigation reveals some clues about what to do next. It's
a very rude and judgmental jellyfish. Well, Eddie keeps learning forbidden magic.
The fools rest and set off for garrisk or goulash, something like that.
Gary, that was the one that was one where we met that pack of
smokes, wasn't it got the PTSD from it? And ye, yeah was
a big old cat. He was getting lit up in the bar and not
the fun way, in a fun way. I'm sorry. Sorry when when
Eddie was like, oh, Rag, why why did you save the beer
so good? Yeah? Uh, he never did answer, He never did.
He just apologized because you were like such a nice guy. And then
Jess broke the water tower, broke the yeah, save the world, ye,
trying to save the bar, put out the fires. We didn't start
we're trying to fight it or something like that. We definitely it's a song
I heard I don't know where once upon a time, and investigation some clues
about what to do next, and I am honestly drawn a blank. I
don't remember what that was. We found the notes, right, oh?
Yeah, the you found the letter or yeah, the letter about suspicious Magnus
Devlin. Yeah, Magnus Devlin. That was the first time he yeah,
the encoded letter. Yep. So Magnus Devlin is a character that I created
before well I did. I didn't even create him. Chris created him before
we even like started this campaign. So we're very excited to introduce that NPC
vle so let yeah, yeah, excited for that. Was this the same
No, this wasn't the same episode that was only able to make left turns
right? No, that was that was last month. This was the episode
where swimming and well, yeah, jellyfish was a dick, just the dumb
fish. Dumbfish. I knew you were a dumbfish. My favorite characters in
this campaign are non human rooms and fish and wal yeah I should say I
shouldn't say inanimate objects, but yeah, has the best conversations. Stairs and
statues. All of those conversations are Everything that Urag does is completely off the
cuff to everyone that he talks to. He's like, because I never know,
like I can't plan for who he's going to talk to. I can
plan for who you all are going to talk to. But he's like,
oh, yeah, I see this person over here, I'm going to talk
to his hat. He's so stimulating being your hat. That's a nice labyrinth.
That's a nice labyrinth quote. Yes, and Eddie learned another spell?
Was this one where I learned, uh, cure wounds? But I had
my notes all crazy and I had greater healing And then we had to figure
out that or that was That was later, wasn't it. I think this
might have been the one where you learned the healing spell. Yeah, I
think so. Yeah, yeah, because I had written down the potion and
the scrolls in the same list, and I was like, I've got greater
healing, and then I was like, wait, no, I've got cure
wounds. Yeah. Later, later, after we figured out what greater healing
did. Yeah, we're learning fine, yeah, fine, And now you
can cast healing magic, which is pretty much the magic of the enemy.
Yeah, that'll help my allusion be more convincing if we have to go there.
I'm like so confused on my notes because then Eddie learns the greater healing
and then then is stuck as an eagle for two hours. Oh maybe this
was one worried fluid circles so I tried to shoot him down. I think
it was a little bit of I think it was a little bit of combined
because I think the fight with the cigarettes went and it was two episodes we
ended in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, that sounds right. Okay,
that makes sense. Then that was at the beginning of the month. Okay,
so you're like around. It was fun. Somebody had to lead you
on the right path. You definitely weren't going to you needed the help.
Yep. That was just for that episode. That was fantastic. And then
the jelly Fitch happened, and that was the jelly so you cool character.
That was a lot of fun and he told a relevant story from the perspective
of a fish. You know. Yeah, it was a smart fish.
It was a smart fish. But everybody's like, actually a typical for a
jelly fish. Yeah, you're a real jerk. No, I'm pretty standard
preaty normal, This is just how jellyfish are. Dumb fish got out and
took him with me. That was great. Who's the dumbo? Now?
Every time you go buy a body of water? Now, I'm going to
be like, fuck you the distance you here. Rab doesn't have to eat,
but he exclusively eats jellyfish. Now spreads about as close with peanut butter.
Yes, peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. There you go. You hear
that, smart guy? Who's the dummy now? Oh? So that was
the jellyfish jackassery. Our next episode was Our next episode was an unmemorable trip.
We're going to forget that that happened earlier because it was not memorable.
And the fools make it to Gravy and to find the town in trouble.
They go investigate a magic gate that influences time and memories. The fools each
attempt to pass the test, and some of them do some of them.
The failed fools lose some memories and magic items they think, while the trivia
savvy fools find themselves in a fight. After vanquishing their foes, the fools
write Dean Smelting a letter and that was Yeah, that was a fun one.
Garrison was weird. It was yeah, everyone was. This portion has
been redacted. This is no. I think this is the one where we
found the sphinxes, isn't it. That's right? That was okay, Yeah
that was the one where yeah, yeah, there was the gate where I
lost my bow. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. Did we
get to a city of redacted? Yeah? No, yeah, that's right.
I'm sorry. I do have notes even now I'm reading well now i'm
reading Nicks and I forgot to switch back to mine. Yea, honestly,
that's your fault, Dick. We're asking him about the gate. He was
like, oh, yeah, I went in. I went in. I
don't know what happened. Really. We're like, well, what's what's over
there? He's like, oh, it's just realm, it's weird. You
wrote Nick, Yeah, come on, thanks a lot ship together. I'm
sorry, didn't Chesse write this? Yes, yeah, I just copied the
descriptions. When he comes up with titles for each episode Forever to vote on
because patrons get to vote on episode titles also, and just comes up with
four of them for every episode, and he's proud of each and everyone.
This week he's proud of many of them. I am, it's a it's
a substantial percentage. They're they're pretty damn great. Like. So that was
the one where I we had to pass out magic items, make sure everyone
had something, and and go through the yeah, the gate, and and
play a fun trivia game. Then we learned that ad is not good at
trivia games. And you had all the notes. It was opened. Now
it was time. It was a time test the time. Afterwards, I
was like, the only name I could think of was this one. And
because she's like, yeah, that was the right one, that was the
right one. Yeah, I really I really wanted to put sphinxes in the
game, like have like an interaction with sphinx size sphinx sphincters, but I
couldn't really think of like a school way to do it. So I was
like, you know what, let's just do some trivia and if they get
it wrong, I'm going to steal a magic item and some memories. So
I mean, I feel like that's pretty good. Yeah, that's why I
don't remember. Yeah, and it was an unmemorable trip because you you unmemoried
things. I love when you came out and you're like, hey, uh,
Bill, where is my magic item? And Bill's like, you don't
remember that? Yeah, I could not be held accountable for my actions never
existed. Uh, Philosopher's stone, that's all right, Yeah, I think
I ever remember to use it anyway. And the crossbow crossbow, Yeah,
crossbow. With it, you can change things farther along. I had a
lot of that crossbow. I am so sad I had thrown away. That
was a that was a i'm an as crossbow. Yeah. I had to
scrap a whole page of combat that I had drawn up for that crossbow specifically.
Yep. So that's fine. It's fine, guys, don't worry about
big. I don't think I was as sad to lose that weapon as I
was sad to lose that stick that Eddie made me. It's a good stick.
That was a really really good stick. That's so much more with that
stick there was in her element. Yeah. I did love the never ending
story theme to it. That Yeah, yeah, I never sing it was
pretty great. I wonder if anybody caught that I used part of the theme
song music when we were talking about it. I did not catch it,
didn't know. I'm kind of ashamed. That I didn't. To be fair,
I listened to it at work, so if I don't catch things,
ye, that's why sometimes I bury stuff like that in the mix and see
if anybody catches it, like a little little east each likes the Easter Bunny.
Yes, yes, oh and uh yeah, I don't remember right you
you you passed the quiz too, Yeah. Yeah, it was just uh
Eddie and were fighting. Yeah. Yeah, we basically switched opponents and aced
that little room. Yeah we did. Yeah, that was that was pretty
much a valley as she's so small then Thatddie felt very uncomfortable when Yeah,
but but then you know got the was it the sphinx that asked me what
I do if I if I was pretty much? Yeah, well that was
the that was the final question to determine what we were going to be fighting
in the next room. Yeah, yeah, you beab. You shared that
knowledge, the magical knowledge, and that's why I was valley because yeah,
and I said something about undead being in front of nature and that's why I
had to undead guy with the giant sword. Yeah. I really tuned out
when we were recording that because I don't even remember that. I think you
were mad. You're still looking at your note. Yeah you were mad flipping
through pages. Yeah, uh, I do, though, I do have
to reiterate that Eddie is not a warlock. You can reiterate it all you
are sure. I will, I can, and I will lie is a
lie no matter how often you repeat it. I support your life choices.
Eddie not a warlock? Cool by me? So hey real quick again.
In our chat, Tsha remarked that having Jess and Jesse in the podcast is
a little confusing and would like to lobby to rename Jesse as Jellyfish the dick
all one word seconds not the worst nickname of that. Uh, no matter
what, we won't remember your name. And Mead says, and we all
need to gaslight him into thinking that's what he's always been called. Verrely mm
hmmm barely that shout so you know me. It had an interesting theory here
though, about that that very subject of Eddie being a warlock. Uh.
And it's that Bill's project that because Bill is the warlock, Bill's not competent
enough to be a warlock. It's true he's projecting when it's the last time
you saw a warlock that had zero combat I don't gus spells, I don't
hurt things, I don't help, I don't do anything but talk. Oh
no you don't. But speaking of talking, we're going to stop doing that
right now. Everybody shut up, because we're about twenty minutes in and so
right now this is this is all you get. No more, there's no
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