Let's go. Here we go Wednesday, Mans twenty eight in thirty minutes,
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Sports Today, We're going to have a Luca birthday party. He is twenty
five. Today. We will celebrate all damn day, including at eight o'clock
your chance to win Hoody in the Blowfish tickets, because nothing says Lucas twenty
fifth birthday better than giving our audience a parent tickets to see Hoody in the
Blowfish. They're one of the same, Luca and Hoody. I think Darius
Rucker was born in Lubliana, wasn't he. I think so he's Slovenian.
You know what JJ if you want today, because I looked it up last
night, Slovenian pop mix as return cuts for Luca's birthday all day. Luca
would appreciate it. Yeah, good stuff. Yeah, how is that?
I don't know. You can just find it Slovenium pop mix. We're having
to look a Don's birthday part of today, so if he tunes in,
oh, it's just jams that he would like he's on the app. Yeah,
it's pretty wild, pretty I mean, there's like some country I can't
obviously tell what they're saying, but they're they're all they sound diverse and different
and they sing in their native tongue. Yeah, that's fun. It's not
just all Borat song. It's like you're picturing I Am a look of Dongeons
every time. It's all the same. Yeah, that part of the world,
we all think, and it sounds like far that is from Kazakhstan,
very far. It's not that part of the world, any part of the
world that confuses us. We think it's Borat. It is funny that Borat
or Sasha Baron Cohen, when he created that character, chose a country that's
like as big as the United States. It's almost to f with, you
know, because nobody had ever really heard of Kazakhstan prior to that, so
you just assumed it was like one of those tiny countries like Lichtenstein or others
that are small. I've been to Liechtenstein, Danny, I believe you.
I believe you. But yeah, Kazakhstans they're like, who is this Borat
guy? And why does he make it fun of our country? Do you
not realize that we are massive? We just catching the biggest stray. Kazakhstan
is about the size of like all of Europe. It's in norma. Yeah,
it's not as big as the US. Did we just do this?
Yeah, it's fifth. I think after Russia, Canada, United States,
China. That was a shocking one. The Kazakhstan popped up top five.
Well, it's all these breakaway Russian republics. Yeah, that they're trying to
get back. Yeah, that's you know, Lithuania. Helloo, I did
read the It is the country where the homosexual has to wear a yellow hat
according to Bora. Again, I don't think borad to be like accurate.
I'm like the hobbies of the people of Kazakhstan. I don't think he was.
It was archery, okay, that one's fine, Disco dancing, table
tennis. Now there's one more. I think I am gonna we need to
add moat to this place. I can't watch. It's too cringey for me.
I can't do it. I don't like what part of Borat is Is
it the butt face scene in the hotel room with his manager. Is that
a problem for you? No? That not that really, it's just the
it's all cringe. I mean that cringe comedy. I mean it's fine.
Some people love it, and yes I've seen Bora. I laughed my ass
off and I enjoyed the hell out of it, but I don't want to
do it to myself again, like the tension and the awkwardness. I can't
do it for two hours at a time. He's so funny. Yes,
agreed, there was seriously back in what is It? Five o six,
there is about a four year period where I could not go a day without
going hello, high five. There's jan there are some that continue that still
decades later. It took a long time to wean me off of Bora.
Try saying my wife in a normal you can't in a normal voice. And
you know where that even comes from, right, No. And he's interviewing
somebody and the guy asks him about his family, and he goes, my
wife is dead, and he goes, oh, I'm really sorry. He
goes, it's okay. I have a little wife. She is better than
the one before High five legs kick it up. She died in field with
plow And what was the official title? It's a It's called Borat Cultural Learnings
of America for make benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. And then the second one
was what subsequent movie film? Right two? It was long, too very
long, jeez, what was it? And and then in between it was
Bruno. I think the second one was just Borat subsequent movie film. It's
just funny, It's very funny. I'm not a doubting that. Well,
Happy birthday, Luca, Happy birthday, bore Out. And you're saying you
just don't want to watch Borat in a room of fifty listeners. I have
trouble watching the whole thing for two hours straight. I need to watch chunks.
It's not like torturous to me. I certainly could do it, but
I wouldn't be my pick. I could make it through. I could be
tough and strong because I'm a strong boy. No, no, it's fine.
We have a contribute to Kazakhstan today. It's a tribute to Slovenia's number
one golden child, the finest export of Slovenia. All right, other famous
Slovenians. Luka as we kick off, Good guess, Kevin, good guess.
There's got to be some tennis player with a major in the oh there
you go. Marty Fish, not Marty Fish, golfer. The first Slovenia
that comes up when you hell Lucas not even on this now, Lucas pretty
normal. He's not like you. Darvish. Darvish was a star when he
came over. Remember the nude picks. Speaking of nude picks, I'll oh
h Milania Trump famous Slovenian, really grew up in Slovenia. Has she ever
heard the name Luka Donci? Yes? Are you sure? Well? No,
I'm not sure, but yeah, I don't know that she knows.
She probably doesn't. How many NBA players do you think Donald Trump can name?
Current Lebron James not a fan, Steph Curry, Draymond Green, partial
fan of stuff. Love Alex Caruso. Look at my African American over here.
Okay, he loves Alex Caruso. I bet he knows. I bet
he knew. I mean, basketball is pretty easy, it's a superstar sport.
He's got that bobon Boban one of the best. Max Struss went on
a heater sniper. Now, how many can Joe Biden name? Yeah?
No, hey, fair fair, this is a game we played with Jerry
Jones how many cowboys can he know? It's probably under fifteen. That's some
more danger his game. Anthony, Uh, just sell Nick the comedian.
There's only two people I've heard of on this, Oh Goren Dragic you know.
Oh, of course you're gonna do some other It's not a lot.
Huh. Maybe that's more on us though, Because the star Biden was asked
who his top three favorite NBA players was. His answers were tree, Desk
and legal Pad. H he was sitting at the desk outside under a tree
in that very moment. Desk and legal Pad. It's almost a Malcolm like
answer. Car wash President, Malcolm Heavy, what's ah? What's Malcolm's new
favorite? To get in trouble? Yeah, don't get in trouble. Malcolm
knows the F word, and he knows that he uses it quite creatively.
And he's trying to get a reaction out of Dad. Really really, unless
it's a reaction from you, I try so hard not to react in any
way whatsoever. But it's so funny and cute when he's mumbling to himself walking
through the living room with a monster truck in one hand and cookie monster in
the other, just pacing back and forth going, what the F? The
F? What the F? Has he heard mommy say it? He heard
somebody say it. Let's not implicate mommy just yet, but I can tell
you what in't me? Okay, Well, definitely was. Yeah, he
loves the F word. This list has Lucas the ninth most famous Slovenian.
No, no, this is He might end up being, from a statistical
standpoint, a top five NBA player of all time. I think he will.
I think if he stays healthy, for sure, Like he's just gonna
keep stacking him up. He's a box score machine. He's magic. He
is magic. Yeah, he's also bird both I mean both yeah and bird.
Yeah. He's so big he can get any shot he wants. He's
Luca anywhere he wants, but it's hard to defend fifty nine feet. He's
the only Luca. Do you guys know any Lucas in your life? That
song mm hm that we're all saying first after he got drafted and thank god
we don't anymore? Luca, don Luca. I live on the second floor,
Live on the second floor. What's that lady's name, Lucah on those
second floor, Suzanne Vega, that's it? And then there was Holley,
Luca after yeah, yeah, I don't know, twenty five. Finally today
old enough to drink, there's a Disney cartoon called Luca. I believe,
I think, I know. Like it's like a friend's got a kid named
Luca. I bet there's gonna be a lot of metrics named Luca. Yeah,
there's a lot of kids named Romo too. Right, No, no,
but do we there's dirks Arks would be twenty now, right, Dirk?
Yeah, no, there's should well the Dirk should be technically okay,
fine, well there'd be thirteen ten to fifteen, right if if you went
nuts and name your kid Dirt. Dirk's a cool ass name, though,
pornch star name. You think there's the Dirk Diggler thing run off people from
I think it did. Dirk. Yeah, Boogie Knight's probably people like Dirk's
school name. What about Yeah, Dirk the Daring Oh it's good. The
star of uh dragons Layer? See this, guys ever played dragons No,
he was the night in dragons Lair. But just hold on a second,
are we busting out an impromptu game stop? Game stop? People love the
game stop? By the way, Mikey can I do an impromptu small get
to a mini the game stop? Do you need the music? Because I
love to dance. Well, I pulled up something Rockers looking at something on
TikTok and just kept laughing. I was like, this happens often. I
just what is it? You know, where's your cutoff? Or when you
say what do you think? She's laughing? So you ask, well,
we were supposed to be playing each other in jeopardy. What you couldn't get
the focus on? Was she talking? We're battling here and she was looking
at her phone. I was like, you can't I focused long enough to
finish the Jeopardy round. It's fine jeopardy. It's not the hottest thing he
could be doing on Wednesday night, Tuesday night, what's say Wednesday? Yes,
Now, this is a game that she's watching, a video of a
guy playing a game just TikTok. Theres a bunch of crap at you.
And then after I saw it, I'll tell you what that is in a
minute, because it's good. I said, pull up see If Thieves Real
Quick, the game that Mike talked about yesterday. He's playing with cash and
see if. She's like, yeah, these graphics just aren't very good compared
to this other thing. The thing she was watching is a game mike though
we need to look it up. It looks good. It's called prop Hunt.
Prop Hunt. Yeah. And was it within Fortnite? Uh No,
I don't think so, because that's a variation of Fortnite? Is prop Hunt?
Is it a whole? Is it really? Yeah, it's like within
Fortnite? Okay, I didn't know that. Or you protect you know,
you pick a cup and you hide as a cup, you try not to
get shot. Yeah. Yeah, So you're a plant and if you're a
plant, you're just trying to like look like normal decoration. Yeah. Or
if you're a couch, you're moving you around as a couch, but you
stop in places where it looks like a couch might be and they might not
shoot you. Like if you and I were playing Danny, right, you'd
have to hide in the break room, right, and I would come and
let you say, in this room, and I would pick anything. It
could be that water burger table, tent, bag of popcorn, one of
those pens, or this whole table or the blinds, you know, and
I hit a button and I turned into that item, and then I have
a little sit and you can press sit and you won't move, you know,
and then time expires whatever, and you run in here and you have
to find me and shoot me. Won't you just shoot everything? Well,
you know you can't shoot everything. There's five thous in this room. It's
kind of funny. Can run away too, like if they start shooting at
you, you just had to run away. Yeah, and you can like
switch to a different you can switch to something else. You turn to a
pillow, you just try to go get on a bed. What the hell?
I mean, it's really dumb, really weird, but it was kind
of funny. It's fun Okay. I didn't know that was a real thing.
Yeah, wow, okay, See these graphics are amazing. And I
don't know why she said that. And you said that it's gorgeous. If
it's a little cartoony, no, no, no, the c looks great.
But like the characters in it look real nineties like PS two. Yeah,
man, I don't even notice. They were on a boat on prop
Hunt, so maybe it's the water versus water back to back that prop Hunt
looked better. I didn't know prop was a real thing. I'll unless it's
a separate game too. Maybe they invented a separate game. I don't know
either. Okay, cool, there's your many rendition of the Consumer Report,
I mean the the game stop. Can I give you the many many renditions
or something? Yes? Eating out, I went to a place last night
that I must tell you about. Okay, do you guys know if I
say the Mayor's House, what that is? No? Okay, I don't,
Kevin. Yeah, it's twenty four seventeen Woodward Boulevard, and that's gonna
be right there in Preston Hills. Usually what's Preston Hill? Usually you have
such a place, Ring the door bell and they'll talk to you. Eric
Johnson is not just letting anyone in that Preston Hills is made up. Every
made up, all of it, including the number you didn't even try.
But Preston Hills is a great made up part of that. I'm want to
start telling people that's where where do you live? Use you tell somebody that,
they'll be like oh, because you're like oh nice, because you just
want the conversation to end. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. So there's
a a house called the Mayor's House. It's in Oak Cliff. It is
within it's a forty five second walk from my house. Oh, it's right
on Zaying. I might have saw this other day. It's a giant white
house. Yes, I saw this the other day. Yeah, you probably
pass it. And apparently this is a It has a fascinating history, this
building. It was built in I think nineteen oh six, and it used
to be the house of George Sargent, who is the Dallas mayor from nineteen
thirty five to nineteen thirty seven. Okay, there's a black and white photo
when you walk into this place of sergeant, the former Dallas mayor. Probably
mostly white. Yes, oh well, lemonade had to be served, according
to the story, so maybe it was black and white. The sergeant riding
with Franklin Delano Roosevelt down the streets of Dallas in a convertible. There's like
a photograph of them. Dr was fine. As the story goes, Roosevelt
and Sergeant sat on the front porch of the mayor's house and enjoyed lemonade.
Mister Roosevelt, would you like to have some lemonade fresh maid by my wife
Martha. That was during the Texas Centennial of nineteen thirty six, when the
mayor and the president spent this time together. Anyway, it's this building that's
right less than a minute from my house. It's very, very close.
And I've been kind of cheering for this place for a long time because I
want good things to happen in my neighborhood. Right this is good for my
property value and cool to have cool restaurants and stuff. So when pandemic hit,
this place used to be really dilapidated, I'm like, why don't they
knock this place down? But obviously it's a historic place. I didn't know
the story. And they started working on it during the right before the damn
pandemic, and I'm like, wow, they're going to turn it into something.
Oh my god, it's gonna be a restaurant. This is amazing.
The next thing, you know, you can't leave your house for two years,
and not good for restaurants trying to come out of nowhere. So anyway,
about four or five months ago, I saw work started up on it
again, and I'm like, okay, let's get up and crankn And you
had no idea what it was going to be, no clue. I just
knew they were doing something. It was outfitted to be become a restaurant.
I'm like cool. And then December of last year, it's only three months
ago whatever, it opened up and it's called the Mayor's House by Selda and
this is a Mediterranean restaurant, one of my favorites. Okay, arms up,
I love an ie euo. I like street food Mediterranean, but I'm
not like a huge fan of going to Mediterraneans, not just because I haven't
that much. And I've been keeping an eye on this place. And just
yesterday Christina and I I was like, let's go do it, man,
let's try this place. It was like four forty five, so you know,
it's early enough, there's not gonna be a crowd. And we go
there and we sat right on that front. It was beautiful outside, that
outside, right in the exact spot that Fdr and Mayor Sergeant had their lemonade
in nineteen thirty six. Didn't even know that until I got home, that
whole part of the story. And we start ordering some Mediterranean food and dude,
I wouldn't have brought it up if my knees didn't buckle at how delicious
some of the craft we ate was. We had hummus and a nice fresh
bread. It wasn't like peta triangles. It was like a fresh pita bread.
But it was the whole round. No, but it wasn't round.
It was sort of a rectangular but rippable. Peta Hummus was great, Olives
was great, were great. But I got this one item because it's Kabab's
essentially is that's what their main dishes is, kebobs. Right, did you
go with the shish to wook. No? I went with a Beaty special
b e y t I baty special. And I got the menu in front
of me, chargirled hand chopped lamb rolled in flatbread, and tomato yogurt sauce,
served with Turkish rice and bean salad. Twenty four dollars. But I'm
like, all right, I think I like all that. We all got
a little flat bread too. Because she loves pizza, Yeah, pizza she
does, so we always have a pizza nearby in case everything else goes south.
I've never seen or heard of a woman eating as much pizza that remains
one hundred and ten. That's incredible, it's shocking. She looks incredible,
but she loves her pizzas. But I got this baby Special, which agay,
We're gonna get the beef sheesh kebab or the chicken sheesh. I mean
they have all this meats on sticks, right, imagine, but we rolled
the dice, got this baby special and I'm telling you it comes out looking
like a sushi roll because it is rolled in flatbread and it's kind of sliced
and served on the side. You could eat it with chopsticks. It's in
bite size rolled pieces with lamb and this tomato yogurt sauce at the top.
One of the most unique food bites I've ever shoved in my mouth. Like
I ate it with a little of that Turkish rice and my eyes like get
big and I look at her and I'm like, I've never tasted anything like
it. Absolutely a plus incredible dish. Mayor's House, The Mayor's House by
Selda. Yeah, it's called in Oak Cliff, the Big White House.
If you drive down Zang, it's right right before you get to Davis.
I'm assuming Selda may be an existing med restaurant somewhere. Yes it is,
and yes related to Selda Mediterranean near Preston and belt Line Roads. Okay,
they're huge patios on a nice day because I've noticed I take Simon for walks
last week, it's been packed on this patio. I'm like, what am
I missing here? Dude, I need to get on board. Yeah.
But the head chef, I guess owns Selda or own that and this and
that, and his wife's name is Selda. They wanted to keep one of
the deals, keep the name of the Mayor's house. I'm all in,
So they agreed on the Mayor's House by Selda. My favorite, I mean,
I haven't had this. My favorite Mediterranean restaurant is Ali Baba right up
on spring A Rappa hoe Ish seventy five. Yeah, it's the one north
of that. Yeah, though on the west side. Yeah, Campbell maybe
it is incredible. It's so good and I effing loved that food. It
used to be kind of in my neighborhood on Gaston and Abrams, and I
guess their least got too expensive so they moved it to Richardson. But I
mean, that's a place that I will make the trip for, like that
Andrews American Pizza Kitchen. The simple look, you'll make the fifteen mile trip
if it's good and well, Cliff, that ain't That's about what a third
of the way. Yeah, it's super close to me. I think you
got to make reservations unless you go at like five o'clock because it's a hot
one right now and it is a I love Ali baba. This is more
high end with theeah prices. I mean, what I just said was twenty
four bucks that that dish that I describe that baby special. But it's one
of these things where I'm going to have trouble not getting that every time I
go there, which is going to restrict it from trying the other, isn't
That's the thing where you fall in love with the first thing you eat at
a new restaurant and you never really branch out because because it's perfect, that's
your go to. You're going to go today, aren't you. I'm going
to go back today. I wonder if they'll do takeout. I'm sure.
Yeah. It's also beautiful, like there's a bar inside that gore. I
mean, they outfitted this thing. They put a lot into this held.
The bathrooms had those fancy Japanese seats with like a computer on the side and
like warming device and what. Yeah, Like it's tricked out the whole place
and they really nice, just very authentic everything about it. But man,
I cannot tell you enough how how much I like that baby special that I
got yesterday. And then you can walk to it from your crib. I
couldn't drive to it. Yeah, I would park in my own driveway,
frankly. Frankly, traffic parking on my street out of control since it opened,
which is an odd byproduct, which doesn't bother me. But you know
my side street, neely, Yeah, it is packed cars on both sides.
There's only room for like one lane now down the middle, and there's
just it causes just minor because if you have the residential only permit to be
able to park on your actual strike, I can park on Madison and yes,
the actual street, which technically you're not allowed to. But I have
a driveway too. That's fine. Well I parked at your house the other
day. You parked on the side street though, Yeah, yeah, but
there's still a suspicious car and it was a strangers. There's probably someone dining
at the mayor's house. Yeah, well that's why I always just park in
his damn driveway and block him in. He did, That's what I did
the other night. You didn't tell me until after he did it if you
were in the shower, I hope you're good because you're sealed in there.
I knew I was five minutes away to let him out if I needed to,
but I knew we were ending up at the same spot, so get
stuff. But then it packs my street with parked cars. But I really
I don't care at all. I like it. Well, everybody loves food.
Everyone people love to eat, and look, it's up to us to
try out these new spots that everybody's reading about, or maybe you've never heard
of them, like this one. Didn't even know what existed. Now I
know my mouth is watering for some Mediterranean food. Oh god, this is
a service to everyone. Tell your friends. Tell your friends where you heard
about exciting new business and you know it's been to tell your friends. I'm
into giving Google reviews now on restaurants. I don't know why we need to
go. I take a picture and I give them stars and I say this
place is awesome, and I really write something, try to be nice.
Did you do this? Yeah for this one? Yeah, okay, we
need to Google review the station then everyone. Google review ninety seven won the
Freak five stars, five dumplings, and it maybe five out of five,
like I'm not even gonna fight you on this way Dune Dune too, Doune
too. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like their attitude about this because JJ,
I am lock with you. I can't wait for any tickets together by
themselves on the island. I don't even want them to see it. I
want them not to see. My favorite part of all of this is the
Twitter reaction that that pins me and Kevin is Cretans and that we just don't
understand this high minded, brilliant film that only only an elite number of people
can absorb. JJ like JJ and Soroy the real HOI POLLOI good gravy understand.
Second, it was a great two and a half hour film for twenty
minutes. Yeah, you're only talking about the first one. You don't understand.
I do understand when you see the second because I because when I first
saw the like the first part, I gave you like a three and a
half. I was like, okay, cool, And then watching the second
one, then going back and watching for I was like, oh I'm and
I gave the first one more of a higher school and I can't wait to
see the second one. Based on the fact that the last third of this
movie was really interesting and fun and good. Just kicked off, like it's
kicking off and it's here we go. Yeah, I mean it's off everybody.
It's I mean, it's sci fi. It's like the first time when
I saw Avatar. Okay, now that's just that. That sounds like a
creet You're on your own island there, Kevo breathe primarily out of your mouth.
I really didn't get it. Okay, let's get now. Coming up
next, going anywhere. The Mayor's house. Go check that out, the
Mayor's house by Selda and tell them that fast us see you coming up next,
Danny. The most important thing in the world is not great news.
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