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Let's go. Here we go Wednesday, Mans twenty eight in thirty minutes,

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tell you the most important thing in
the world, to give you the latest

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on the crazy wildfire scene out in
the Panhandle in West Texas. Seven o'clock

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Sports Today, We're going to have
a Luca birthday party. He is twenty

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five. Today. We will celebrate
all damn day, including at eight o'clock

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your chance to win Hoody in the
Blowfish tickets, because nothing says Lucas twenty

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fifth birthday better than giving our audience
a parent tickets to see Hoody in the

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Blowfish. They're one of the same, Luca and Hoody. I think Darius

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Rucker was born in Lubliana, wasn't
he. I think so he's Slovenian.

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You know what JJ if you want
today, because I looked it up last

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night, Slovenian pop mix as return
cuts for Luca's birthday all day. Luca

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would appreciate it. Yeah, good
stuff. Yeah, how is that?

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I don't know. You can just
find it Slovenium pop mix. We're having

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to look a Don's birthday part of
today, so if he tunes in,

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oh, it's just jams that he
would like he's on the app. Yeah,

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it's pretty wild, pretty I mean, there's like some country I can't

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obviously tell what they're saying, but
they're they're all they sound diverse and different

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and they sing in their native tongue. Yeah, that's fun. It's not

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just all Borat song. It's like
you're picturing I Am a look of Dongeons

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every time. It's all the same. Yeah, that part of the world,

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we all think, and it sounds
like far that is from Kazakhstan,

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very far. It's not that part
of the world, any part of the

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world that confuses us. We think
it's Borat. It is funny that Borat

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or Sasha Baron Cohen, when he
created that character, chose a country that's

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like as big as the United States. It's almost to f with, you

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know, because nobody had ever really
heard of Kazakhstan prior to that, so

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you just assumed it was like one
of those tiny countries like Lichtenstein or others

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that are small. I've been to
Liechtenstein, Danny, I believe you.

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I believe you. But yeah,
Kazakhstans they're like, who is this Borat

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guy? And why does he make
it fun of our country? Do you

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not realize that we are massive?
We just catching the biggest stray. Kazakhstan

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is about the size of like all
of Europe. It's in norma. Yeah,

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it's not as big as the US. Did we just do this?

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Yeah, it's fifth. I think
after Russia, Canada, United States,

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China. That was a shocking one. The Kazakhstan popped up top five.

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Well, it's all these breakaway Russian
republics. Yeah, that they're trying to

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get back. Yeah, that's you
know, Lithuania. Helloo, I did

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read the It is the country where
the homosexual has to wear a yellow hat

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according to Bora. Again, I
don't think borad to be like accurate.

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I'm like the hobbies of the people
of Kazakhstan. I don't think he was.

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It was archery, okay, that
one's fine, Disco dancing, table

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tennis. Now there's one more.
I think I am gonna we need to

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add moat to this place. I
can't watch. It's too cringey for me.

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I can't do it. I don't
like what part of Borat is Is

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it the butt face scene in the
hotel room with his manager. Is that

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a problem for you? No?
That not that really, it's just the

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it's all cringe. I mean that
cringe comedy. I mean it's fine.

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Some people love it, and yes
I've seen Bora. I laughed my ass

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off and I enjoyed the hell out
of it, but I don't want to

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do it to myself again, like
the tension and the awkwardness. I can't

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do it for two hours at a
time. He's so funny. Yes,

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agreed, there was seriously back in
what is It? Five o six,

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there is about a four year period
where I could not go a day without

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going hello, high five. There's
jan there are some that continue that still

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decades later. It took a long
time to wean me off of Bora.

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Try saying my wife in a normal
you can't in a normal voice. And

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you know where that even comes from, right, No. And he's interviewing

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somebody and the guy asks him about
his family, and he goes, my

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wife is dead, and he goes, oh, I'm really sorry. He

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goes, it's okay. I have
a little wife. She is better than

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the one before High five legs kick
it up. She died in field with

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plow And what was the official title? It's a It's called Borat Cultural Learnings

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of America for make benefit Glorious Nation
of Kazakhstan. And then the second one

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was what subsequent movie film? Right
two? It was long, too very

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long, jeez, what was it? And and then in between it was

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Bruno. I think the second one
was just Borat subsequent movie film. It's

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just funny, It's very funny.
I'm not a doubting that. Well,

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Happy birthday, Luca, Happy birthday, bore Out. And you're saying you

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just don't want to watch Borat in
a room of fifty listeners. I have

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trouble watching the whole thing for two
hours straight. I need to watch chunks.

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It's not like torturous to me.
I certainly could do it, but

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I wouldn't be my pick. I
could make it through. I could be

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tough and strong because I'm a strong
boy. No, no, it's fine.

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We have a contribute to Kazakhstan today. It's a tribute to Slovenia's number

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one golden child, the finest export
of Slovenia. All right, other famous

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Slovenians. Luka as we kick off, Good guess, Kevin, good guess.

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There's got to be some tennis player
with a major in the oh there

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you go. Marty Fish, not
Marty Fish, golfer. The first Slovenia

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that comes up when you hell Lucas
not even on this now, Lucas pretty

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normal. He's not like you.
Darvish. Darvish was a star when he

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came over. Remember the nude picks. Speaking of nude picks, I'll oh

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h Milania Trump famous Slovenian, really
grew up in Slovenia. Has she ever

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heard the name Luka Donci? Yes? Are you sure? Well? No,

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I'm not sure, but yeah,
I don't know that she knows.

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She probably doesn't. How many NBA
players do you think Donald Trump can name?

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Current Lebron James not a fan,
Steph Curry, Draymond Green, partial

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fan of stuff. Love Alex Caruso. Look at my African American over here.

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Okay, he loves Alex Caruso.
I bet he knows. I bet

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he knew. I mean, basketball
is pretty easy, it's a superstar sport.

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He's got that bobon Boban one of
the best. Max Struss went on

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a heater sniper. Now, how
many can Joe Biden name? Yeah?

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No, hey, fair fair,
this is a game we played with Jerry

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Jones how many cowboys can he know? It's probably under fifteen. That's some

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more danger his game. Anthony,
Uh, just sell Nick the comedian.

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There's only two people I've heard of
on this, Oh Goren Dragic you know.

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Oh, of course you're gonna do
some other It's not a lot.

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Huh. Maybe that's more on us
though, Because the star Biden was asked

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who his top three favorite NBA players
was. His answers were tree, Desk

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and legal Pad. H he was
sitting at the desk outside under a tree

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in that very moment. Desk and
legal Pad. It's almost a Malcolm like

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answer. Car wash President, Malcolm
Heavy, what's ah? What's Malcolm's new

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favorite? To get in trouble?
Yeah, don't get in trouble. Malcolm

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knows the F word, and he
knows that he uses it quite creatively.

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And he's trying to get a reaction
out of Dad. Really really, unless

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it's a reaction from you, I
try so hard not to react in any

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way whatsoever. But it's so funny
and cute when he's mumbling to himself walking

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through the living room with a monster
truck in one hand and cookie monster in

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the other, just pacing back and
forth going, what the F? The

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F? What the F? Has
he heard mommy say it? He heard

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somebody say it. Let's not implicate
mommy just yet, but I can tell

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you what in't me? Okay,
Well, definitely was. Yeah, he

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loves the F word. This list
has Lucas the ninth most famous Slovenian.

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No, no, this is He
might end up being, from a statistical

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standpoint, a top five NBA player
of all time. I think he will.

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I think if he stays healthy,
for sure, Like he's just gonna

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keep stacking him up. He's a
box score machine. He's magic. He

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is magic. Yeah, he's also
bird both I mean both yeah and bird.

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Yeah. He's so big he can
get any shot he wants. He's

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Luca anywhere he wants, but it's
hard to defend fifty nine feet. He's

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the only Luca. Do you guys
know any Lucas in your life? That

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song mm hm that we're all saying
first after he got drafted and thank god

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we don't anymore? Luca, don
Luca. I live on the second floor,

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Live on the second floor. What's
that lady's name, Lucah on those

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second floor, Suzanne Vega, that's
it? And then there was Holley,

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Luca after yeah, yeah, I
don't know, twenty five. Finally today

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old enough to drink, there's a
Disney cartoon called Luca. I believe,

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I think, I know. Like
it's like a friend's got a kid named

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Luca. I bet there's gonna be
a lot of metrics named Luca. Yeah,

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there's a lot of kids named Romo
too. Right, No, no,

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but do we there's dirks Arks would
be twenty now, right, Dirk?

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Yeah, no, there's should well
the Dirk should be technically okay,

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fine, well there'd be thirteen ten
to fifteen, right if if you went

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nuts and name your kid Dirt.
Dirk's a cool ass name, though,

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pornch star name. You think there's
the Dirk Diggler thing run off people from

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I think it did. Dirk.
Yeah, Boogie Knight's probably people like Dirk's

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school name. What about Yeah,
Dirk the Daring Oh it's good. The

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star of uh dragons Layer? See
this, guys ever played dragons No,

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he was the night in dragons Lair. But just hold on a second,

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are we busting out an impromptu game
stop? Game stop? People love the

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game stop? By the way,
Mikey can I do an impromptu small get

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to a mini the game stop?
Do you need the music? Because I

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love to dance. Well, I
pulled up something Rockers looking at something on

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TikTok and just kept laughing. I
was like, this happens often. I

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just what is it? You know, where's your cutoff? Or when you

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say what do you think? She's
laughing? So you ask, well,

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we were supposed to be playing each
other in jeopardy. What you couldn't get

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the focus on? Was she talking? We're battling here and she was looking

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at her phone. I was like, you can't I focused long enough to

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finish the Jeopardy round. It's fine
jeopardy. It's not the hottest thing he

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could be doing on Wednesday night,
Tuesday night, what's say Wednesday? Yes,

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Now, this is a game that
she's watching, a video of a

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guy playing a game just TikTok.
Theres a bunch of crap at you.

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And then after I saw it,
I'll tell you what that is in a

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minute, because it's good. I
said, pull up see If Thieves Real

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Quick, the game that Mike talked
about yesterday. He's playing with cash and

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see if. She's like, yeah, these graphics just aren't very good compared

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to this other thing. The thing
she was watching is a game mike though

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we need to look it up.
It looks good. It's called prop Hunt.

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Prop Hunt. Yeah. And was
it within Fortnite? Uh No,

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I don't think so, because that's
a variation of Fortnite? Is prop Hunt?

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Is it a whole? Is it
really? Yeah, it's like within

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Fortnite? Okay, I didn't know
that. Or you protect you know,

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you pick a cup and you hide
as a cup, you try not to

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get shot. Yeah. Yeah,
So you're a plant and if you're a

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plant, you're just trying to like
look like normal decoration. Yeah. Or

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if you're a couch, you're moving
you around as a couch, but you

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stop in places where it looks like
a couch might be and they might not

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shoot you. Like if you and
I were playing Danny, right, you'd

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have to hide in the break room, right, and I would come and

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let you say, in this room, and I would pick anything. It

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could be that water burger table,
tent, bag of popcorn, one of

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those pens, or this whole table
or the blinds, you know, and

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I hit a button and I turned
into that item, and then I have

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a little sit and you can press
sit and you won't move, you know,

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and then time expires whatever, and
you run in here and you have

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to find me and shoot me.
Won't you just shoot everything? Well,

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you know you can't shoot everything.
There's five thous in this room. It's

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kind of funny. Can run away
too, like if they start shooting at

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you, you just had to run
away. Yeah, and you can like

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switch to a different you can switch
to something else. You turn to a

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pillow, you just try to go
get on a bed. What the hell?

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I mean, it's really dumb,
really weird, but it was kind

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of funny. It's fun Okay.
I didn't know that was a real thing.

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Yeah, wow, okay, See
these graphics are amazing. And I

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don't know why she said that.
And you said that it's gorgeous. If

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it's a little cartoony, no,
no, no, the c looks great.

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But like the characters in it look
real nineties like PS two. Yeah,

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man, I don't even notice.
They were on a boat on prop

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Hunt, so maybe it's the water
versus water back to back that prop Hunt

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looked better. I didn't know prop
was a real thing. I'll unless it's

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a separate game too. Maybe they
invented a separate game. I don't know

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either. Okay, cool, there's
your many rendition of the Consumer Report,

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I mean the the game stop.
Can I give you the many many renditions

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or something? Yes? Eating out, I went to a place last night

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that I must tell you about.
Okay, do you guys know if I

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say the Mayor's House, what that
is? No? Okay, I don't,

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Kevin. Yeah, it's twenty four
seventeen Woodward Boulevard, and that's gonna

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be right there in Preston Hills.
Usually what's Preston Hill? Usually you have

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such a place, Ring the door
bell and they'll talk to you. Eric

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Johnson is not just letting anyone in
that Preston Hills is made up. Every

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made up, all of it,
including the number you didn't even try.

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But Preston Hills is a great made
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start telling people that's where where do
you live? Use you tell somebody that,

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they'll be like oh, because you're
like oh nice, because you just

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want the conversation to end. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. So there's

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a a house called the Mayor's House. It's in Oak Cliff. It is

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within it's a forty five second walk
from my house. Oh, it's right

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on Zaying. I might have saw
this other day. It's a giant white

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house. Yes, I saw this
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pass it. And apparently this is
a It has a fascinating history, this

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building. It was built in I
think nineteen oh six, and it used

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to be the house of George Sargent, who is the Dallas mayor from nineteen

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thirty five to nineteen thirty seven.
Okay, there's a black and white photo

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when you walk into this place of
sergeant, the former Dallas mayor. Probably

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mostly white. Yes, oh well, lemonade had to be served, according

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to the story, so maybe it
was black and white. The sergeant riding

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with Franklin Delano Roosevelt down the streets
of Dallas in a convertible. There's like

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a photograph of them. Dr was
fine. As the story goes, Roosevelt

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and Sergeant sat on the front porch
of the mayor's house and enjoyed lemonade.

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Mister Roosevelt, would you like to
have some lemonade fresh maid by my wife

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Martha. That was during the Texas
Centennial of nineteen thirty six, when the

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mayor and the president spent this time
together. Anyway, it's this building that's

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right less than a minute from my
house. It's very, very close.

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And I've been kind of cheering for
this place for a long time because I

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want good things to happen in my
neighborhood. Right this is good for my

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property value and cool to have cool
restaurants and stuff. So when pandemic hit,

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this place used to be really dilapidated, I'm like, why don't they

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knock this place down? But obviously
it's a historic place. I didn't know

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the story. And they started working
on it during the right before the damn

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pandemic, and I'm like, wow, they're going to turn it into something.

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Oh my god, it's gonna be
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The next thing, you know,
you can't leave your house for two years,

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and not good for restaurants trying to
come out of nowhere. So anyway,

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about four or five months ago,
I saw work started up on it

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again, and I'm like, okay, let's get up and crankn And you

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had no idea what it was going
to be, no clue. I just

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knew they were doing something. It
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I'm like cool. And then December
of last year, it's only three months

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ago whatever, it opened up and
it's called the Mayor's House by Selda and

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this is a Mediterranean restaurant, one
of my favorites. Okay, arms up,

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I love an ie euo. I
like street food Mediterranean, but I'm

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not like a huge fan of going
to Mediterraneans, not just because I haven't

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that much. And I've been keeping
an eye on this place. And just

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yesterday Christina and I I was like, let's go do it, man,

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let's try this place. It was
like four forty five, so you know,

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it's early enough, there's not gonna
be a crowd. And we go

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there and we sat right on that
front. It was beautiful outside, that

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outside, right in the exact spot
that Fdr and Mayor Sergeant had their lemonade

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in nineteen thirty six. Didn't even
know that until I got home, that

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whole part of the story. And
we start ordering some Mediterranean food and dude,

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I wouldn't have brought it up if
my knees didn't buckle at how delicious

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some of the craft we ate was. We had hummus and a nice fresh

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bread. It wasn't like peta triangles. It was like a fresh pita bread.

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But it was the whole round.
No, but it wasn't round.

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It was sort of a rectangular but
rippable. Peta Hummus was great, Olives

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was great, were great. But
I got this one item because it's Kabab's

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essentially is that's what their main dishes
is, kebobs. Right, did you

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go with the shish to wook.
No? I went with a Beaty special

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b e y t I baty special. And I got the menu in front

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of me, chargirled hand chopped lamb
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served with Turkish rice and bean salad. Twenty four dollars. But I'm

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like, all right, I think
I like all that. We all got

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a little flat bread too. Because
she loves pizza, Yeah, pizza she

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does, so we always have a
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I've never seen or heard of a
woman eating as much pizza that remains

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one hundred and ten. That's incredible, it's shocking. She looks incredible,

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but she loves her pizzas. But
I got this baby Special, which agay,

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We're gonna get the beef sheesh kebab
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they have all this meats on sticks, right, imagine, but we rolled

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the dice, got this baby special
and I'm telling you it comes out looking

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like a sushi roll because it is
rolled in flatbread and it's kind of sliced

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and served on the side. You
could eat it with chopsticks. It's in

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bite size rolled pieces with lamb and
this tomato yogurt sauce at the top.

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One of the most unique food bites
I've ever shoved in my mouth. Like

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I ate it with a little of
that Turkish rice and my eyes like get

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big and I look at her and
I'm like, I've never tasted anything like

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it. Absolutely a plus incredible dish. Mayor's House, The Mayor's House by

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Selda. Yeah, it's called in
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If you drive down Zang, it's
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I'm assuming Selda may be an existing
med restaurant somewhere. Yes it is,

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and yes related to Selda Mediterranean near
Preston and belt Line Roads. Okay,

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they're huge patios on a nice day
because I've noticed I take Simon for walks

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last week, it's been packed on
this patio. I'm like, what am

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I missing here? Dude, I
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But the head chef, I guess
owns Selda or own that and this and

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that, and his wife's name is
Selda. They wanted to keep one of

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the deals, keep the name of
the Mayor's house. I'm all in,

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So they agreed on the Mayor's House
by Selda. My favorite, I mean,

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I haven't had this. My favorite
Mediterranean restaurant is Ali Baba right up

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on spring A Rappa hoe Ish seventy
five. Yeah, it's the one north

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of that. Yeah, though on
the west side. Yeah, Campbell maybe

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it is incredible. It's so good
and I effing loved that food. It

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used to be kind of in my
neighborhood on Gaston and Abrams, and I

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guess their least got too expensive so
they moved it to Richardson. But I

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mean, that's a place that I
will make the trip for, like that

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Andrews American Pizza Kitchen. The simple
look, you'll make the fifteen mile trip

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if it's good and well, Cliff, that ain't That's about what a third

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of the way. Yeah, it's
super close to me. I think you

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got to make reservations unless you go
at like five o'clock because it's a hot

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one right now and it is a
I love Ali baba. This is more

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high end with theeah prices. I
mean, what I just said was twenty

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four bucks that that dish that I
describe that baby special. But it's one

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of these things where I'm going to
have trouble not getting that every time I

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go there, which is going to
restrict it from trying the other, isn't

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That's the thing where you fall in
love with the first thing you eat at

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a new restaurant and you never really
branch out because because it's perfect, that's

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your go to. You're going to
go today, aren't you. I'm going

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to go back today. I wonder
if they'll do takeout. I'm sure.

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Yeah. It's also beautiful, like
there's a bar inside that gore. I

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mean, they outfitted this thing.
They put a lot into this held.

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The bathrooms had those fancy Japanese seats
with like a computer on the side and

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like warming device and what. Yeah, Like it's tricked out the whole place

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and they really nice, just very
authentic everything about it. But man,

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I cannot tell you enough how how
much I like that baby special that I

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got yesterday. And then you can
walk to it from your crib. I

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couldn't drive to it. Yeah,
I would park in my own driveway,

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frankly. Frankly, traffic parking on
my street out of control since it opened,

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which is an odd byproduct, which
doesn't bother me. But you know

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my side street, neely, Yeah, it is packed cars on both sides.

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There's only room for like one lane
now down the middle, and there's

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just it causes just minor because if
you have the residential only permit to be

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able to park on your actual strike, I can park on Madison and yes,

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the actual street, which technically you're
not allowed to. But I have

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a driveway too. That's fine.
Well I parked at your house the other

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day. You parked on the side
street though, Yeah, yeah, but

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there's still a suspicious car and it
was a strangers. There's probably someone dining

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at the mayor's house. Yeah,
well that's why I always just park in

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his damn driveway and block him in. He did, That's what I did

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the other night. You didn't tell
me until after he did it if you

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were in the shower, I hope
you're good because you're sealed in there.

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I knew I was five minutes away
to let him out if I needed to,

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but I knew we were ending up
at the same spot, so get

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stuff. But then it packs my
street with parked cars. But I really

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I don't care at all. I
like it. Well, everybody loves food.

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Everyone people love to eat, and
look, it's up to us to

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try out these new spots that everybody's
reading about, or maybe you've never heard

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of them, like this one.
Didn't even know what existed. Now I

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know my mouth is watering for some
Mediterranean food. Oh god, this is

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a service to everyone. Tell your
friends. Tell your friends where you heard

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about exciting new business and you know
it's been to tell your friends. I'm

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into giving Google reviews now on restaurants. I don't know why we need to

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go. I take a picture and
I give them stars and I say this

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place is awesome, and I really
write something, try to be nice.

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Did you do this? Yeah for
this one? Yeah, okay, we

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need to Google review the station then
everyone. Google review ninety seven won the

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Freak five stars, five dumplings,
and it maybe five out of five,

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like I'm not even gonna fight you
on this way Dune Dune too, Doune

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too. Yeah. Yeah, I
don't like their attitude about this because JJ,

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I am lock with you. I
can't wait for any tickets together by

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themselves on the island. I don't
even want them to see it. I

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want them not to see. My
favorite part of all of this is the

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Twitter reaction that that pins me and
Kevin is Cretans and that we just don't

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understand this high minded, brilliant film
that only only an elite number of people

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can absorb. JJ like JJ and
Soroy the real HOI POLLOI good gravy understand.

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Second, it was a great two
and a half hour film for twenty

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minutes. Yeah, you're only talking
about the first one. You don't understand.

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I do understand when you see the
second because I because when I first

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saw the like the first part,
I gave you like a three and a

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half. I was like, okay, cool, And then watching the second

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one, then going back and watching
for I was like, oh I'm and

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I gave the first one more of
a higher school and I can't wait to

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see the second one. Based on
the fact that the last third of this

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movie was really interesting and fun and
good. Just kicked off, like it's

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kicking off and it's here we go. Yeah, I mean it's off everybody.

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It's I mean, it's sci fi. It's like the first time when

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I saw Avatar. Okay, now
that's just that. That sounds like a

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creet You're on your own island there, Kevo breathe primarily out of your mouth.

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I really didn't get it. Okay, let's get now. Coming up

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next, going anywhere. The Mayor's
house. Go check that out, the

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Mayor's house by Selda and tell them
that fast us see you coming up next,

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Danny. The most important thing in
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No, we got some massive,
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