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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
to one the freak. Okay, so

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we got a lot going for our
final segment. For any accusations that we

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might be rinding out the clock,
hell no, not even enough to squeeze

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in here. We might cold call
someone in a second birthday's first though stwo

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birthdays for February nineteenth, twenty twenty
four, and we will start with Danny's

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Doug. Geraldine is five today,
Yes, happy birthday, little g five.

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No. I haven't had her since
birth and she is a rescue,

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so you're wondering, how do you
know when her birthday is? Well,

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the thing was, her mom was
the actual rescue who was pregnant with thirteen

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puppies sam a Baker's dozen thirteen thirteen
were in her litter, her mom's litter,

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and twelve out of the thirteen survived. There were two runts in the

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litter. One of them was Geraldine
and the other one was the one that

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didn't make it. And I think
that i'd either know or know people that

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do know where her eleven other siblings
are. Really yeah, her one of

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her brothers just my partner at twilight
who passed away last year. He adopted

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one of them. Yeah, so
his wife Ashley and their son Liam have

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one of her brothers. But I
hung out. Oh yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah yeah. Do they
act differently? Yeah, and Geraldine acts

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with other dogs like you know that
this is can. She knows, she

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knows, she knows that that I
mean, she knows they have a history.

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Yeah, it's a little different,
but yeah, they were a baker's

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dozen. And when I adopted her, they all had different names. Like

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the person that fostered them, they
gave them names of cookies, so they

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were all different names of cookies.
And I changed it. So I got

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her. I got her in I
think probably like May. So she was

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about three months old through two or
three months old when I got her.

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So I had her, you know, pretty damn near at birth. From

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birth Strop Waffle, Spy, do
you change the greatness of the delicious Strop

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a unique name too? And yeah, it's a it's a great name.

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But I didn't want to name my
dog stroop Waffle. But her brother that

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Jess's family has, his name was
Chunk. But they didn't keep Chunk either.

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Come on, he has a better
name now what he is Steve?

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Hell? Yeah, Okay, I
love dogs, normal names. I love

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it. But we could have a
family reunion of Geraldine's siblings. I think

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it would probably just take like a
few phone calls, you know that.

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I I'd love to do it.
But she's She's five years old and just

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one of the lights of my beautiful
life's sweet, sweet, crazy nerrot nut

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job dog dad? Is she getting? It's a dog dad, a big

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birthday meal or a bone from the
Yeah, I'm gonna I'll get her some

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some marrow bones from from sprouts on
the way home. She loves them.

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Oh yeah, yeah, makes my
house, makes my house smell like an

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avatar. My father's sixty four.
What have your birthday? Dad? His

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dad is the same birthday as my
dog. The guy who taught me empathy,

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hard work, and that if you
don't keep your head down when you're

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hanging a baseball or a golf ball, we'll tie a string to your yanger.

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You pull your head up, you're
gonna rip it. There's something something

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he actually did, but it was
always the Okay, he didn't actually do

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that head down, head down the
ball because out of your head you're gonna

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tie a string o thing you hit
a bad golf shot. What do you

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tell yourself? He keep your head
down right, because you like you pull

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your head ups. You want to
watch it. Human curiosity takes over.

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Sometimes it's a good advice to walk
through life with your head down, head

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down. Did you just have your
your heads strong? To your Wiener twenty

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four to seven, You pull your
head up, it goes oh and you

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go learn your lesson. Happy birthday, Daddy, turnerday, Dad. I

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love you, man. Millie Bobby
Brown's twenty eleven and married to mon Jovi's

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son, Yeah, Nikola Jokis twenty
eight. Haley. He had some fun

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with Luca on the last couple of
days. Every time he scored, he

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did the fist pump of the air, the right fist pump of the air.

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They had a lot of bits going
on. He poured water down Luca's

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jersey was in the press conference.
He also got a ball inbounded off of

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his ass. Yeah he did.
He did. Those guys are that was

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the definition of horseplay? Yeah,
it really was. Seriously, that was

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three hours of grab ass. It
was an entire game, nonsense, all

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the things. Did anybody I didn't
watch the whole thing? Did anybody ever

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care? I don't think something.
It was never caught at least some at

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some point, somebody kind of cares. It looks like they want to care.

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I never saw that last night,
three hundred and ninety seven points scored.

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I had the game on, right, but I was kind of looking

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at my phone. I was right, right, right, and hilarious stuff,

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not really paying attention. So but
I would say I watched it,

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but I never saw Karl Anthony Town's
make a basket until he made one and

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they screamed, and that's fifty.
And I looked up and Carl Anthony town

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was making a fifty with his hands, and I immediately checked the box score

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and he scored fifty. Yeah,
And I never saw me a bucket.

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Who did all this happen in the
second half? I didn't, I could,

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I think, yeah, because it
was like both teams. I think

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only one team had scored over fifty
points at the end of the first half.

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No, is that right? No? It was one hundred and eight

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to half. Yeah to eight?
Message, Oh god, that was the

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first quarter. Yeah, Oh crap, Okay, iced myself to simple question,

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would I rather watch this or another
episode of Mister and Missus Smith?

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And we just went ahead and popped
through with mister and missus Smith. You

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done yet, I've got two left. You love it? I love it

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good. It's great and they're chemistry
great. Oh it's incredible. Yeah,

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it's incredible. That girl maya erskin
a lover so good. You still need

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to see the scat scene from Penis
or pen fifteen. I like pen fifteen.

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Uh. Hailey Duff thirty nine,
that's not Hillary Duff. That's Hailey

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Duff. You guys know her from
Napoleon Dynamite. M She played tetherball,

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didn't she? She did her handball, handball, tether ball. Benicio del

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total fifty seven, he's his Puss
Finster usual suspects. Oh, okay,

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also used to date Scar Joe.
Yeah, when she was young. Oh

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she's still young. Cool dude,
Well, I think he's in trouble for

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something. Antonio Benders is pushed.
Think JJ told me in my ear Puss

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some boots. Antonio Bender's not Benicio
del Toro sist on me from the one

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Mexican on the show. Is confused
quite a bit, and we're the most

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popular show among hispanics. We got
a text usage like six or five,

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am you guys better be working as
the official show of Latinos. Justine Bateman's

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fifty eight SmartLess, Sister Jason's Sister
seal Is sixty one, Mikey all right,

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go ahead, all right, I'll
do it. Grab a box of

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tissues. Every song about cocaine it
is? Is it really? Yeah?

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Kiss from a row cocaine, yep
one, cocaine cocaine. I wish I

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had it pulled up. Other birthday
soup. Sorry, Roger Goodell's sixty five,

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Danny Lead you wear the NFL hat
do? Jeff is trying to be

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more like Rob Low and All Walks
of Life Smart. Jeff Daniels sixty nine,

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June Jones seventy one, the aforementioned
Jeff Daniels. By the way,

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how many I think I didn't know
that? That happens every show? Almost

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Yeah, Smokey Robinson's eighty four Beautiful
his Eyes, It's gorgeous? Oh is

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this his version or my? Is
this Mike's version? Oh? Forget it?

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Yeah, I try that for we
have to talkbacks. We want to

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go ahead and cold call someone from
Mike's past. If he doesn't answer,

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we'll do some presidential explosions. We
were looking for our tenth failed bit of

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the morning. So let's go ahead
and try to cold call a guy who's

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not going to answer his phone.
It's President's day, guys, I got

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trust have you heard about Kevin?
Just went through half of the presidents.

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It's not like most of them did
anything their good Okay, a third look

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at their histories. What do you
expect us to hit about a thousand every

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day? Come on, I got
plenty of talkbacks too. Should I save

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round two of Presidential Explode for tomorrow
because I got a bunch won't do it.

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I loved it. I loved it. I'm kind of sad that we're

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not going to do it now.
If we get blown out and need to

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do something else, we will.
But I've got him ready, and it's

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we're getting to the good ones,
the affairs in the office, the assassinations,

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that good stuff. Right now,
we're going to cold call on the

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air, Ron Gilligan, Ron Gilligan, I'll do it this times that you

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did last time. Sarroy is a
guy used to work with ye long ass

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time ago, and you got an
autograph of deal Earnhart and Richard Petty and

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handed it to him. Lost contact
with him over the years. Yeah,

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he's just a dude I worked with. I don't so he searched him up

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and we think it could be Ron
Gilligan auctioneering. That would make sense.

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Memorabilia from a guy who was handed
a Richard Petty and deal Earnhardt autographed I

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have started his business. What do
you think that thing's worth? Fortune?

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A couple thou grand maybe, I
don't know. It's an old looking website,

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but it still works. So JJ
you have the number there, let's

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call Ron Gilligan live on the air
from Pennsylvania. You can bring it up

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with answers. No check, five
percent, less than five percent? Come

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on, Ron, come on wrong, Hello, Gaga, David, I

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was actually looking to speak to mister
Ron Gilligan. Is he available please?

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He's not in the office right now. Can I help you take a message?

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He's on an appointment. Dang it, all right. I am a

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old old acquaintance of his, and
I was looking to get him on the

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phone and chat with him for a
minute. Do you know if he'll be

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okay? He won't be back for
the top of the hour or anything like

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that. No, he's he's in
Perry County. Uh, uh, with

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a with an attorney meeting about a
collection. Okay, you don't have to.

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He'll be in tomorrow morning. Okay, we may try to call him

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back. You don't happen to know
as being friends with Ron, did he

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used to live in Sarasota, Florida, work at a golf course many years

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ago. Yeah, years ago?
Yeah, Okay, all right, we're

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gonna try. It's a. It's
a. My name is Mike, and

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I'm a friend of his from back
in those days, and I just wanted

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to catch up. So if you
don't mind, just tell him a guy

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named Mike that he used to work
the golf course within Sarasota. There's a

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little Nascar tie in if you want
to tell him that. I'm gonna give

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him a call tomorrow and hopefully he'll
be around. Okay, yeah, he

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probably won't be around till i'd say
around nine tomorrow morning, nine o'clock eastern.

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Yeah, okay, cool man,
thanks so much for your time.

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What are you doing? Bye?
Because we didn't do the clear at him

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on the radio, Okay, it's
fine, we got him, it's him,

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We got him now. It sounds
to me like he might have actually

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answered had he been there. It's
killing Yeah, and that was the office.

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It's him. We got him,
it's him. He live in Sarasota.

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We got I guarantee you this springboarded
his career. Okay, what if

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he still has it frame behind his
desk. Take it back. We take

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it back, We take it back, We take it back, we take

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it back, take back what's mine. I'll put on my never surrender gold

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high tops and I'll take That'll stop
your ass straight up to Pennsylvania. Kick

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Gilligan's door open. That's incredible.
It's him, it's him, he said,

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yeah, I think so. I
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Ron gilly Okay, we'll keep that
number then, and we'll give Ron

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Gilligan. What do you say,
nine o'clock tomorrow, So that's what time.

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Let's call him at nine o'clock tomorrow. Yes, it's give me an

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hour to get settled at work.
Start to tell him he's live on the

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radio. And what if he's like, fine, thank you, move them,

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they'll do it. Let's tell him
who you are. He'll remember you,

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he won't remember I don't know.
He has worked at a golf course

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together. You gave him his prize
possession, and we don't know that he

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may have thrown it directly in the
trash can when I had it, and

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this was I'm telling you, this
inspired him to go down this path that

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has led to his career. It's
funded ye Skilly, an auctioneer. I

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don't know if it funded it,
but it was the espirato he looked.

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He thought, you know what,
I can make a living doing this.

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And look at him now, Look
how successful. Look at that website.

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He's still carrying the torch for Geo
Cities. It wasn't a weird website,

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dude. God, it's like different
fonts and colors. It's very strange.

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Would you all like to do talkbacks? Yeah, okay, I've got plenty

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of talkbacks from our people. Here. A little hot mop action to clean

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up the show here. We haven't
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I think I'd like to hear the
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you time. It's been a weird
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or slite guy. Better grab a
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my Nance Terror restoration brings us to
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backrophone button on the iHeartRadio app.
Here we go. Hey, I'm President

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of the AARP calling to thank y'all
for acknowledging President's Day. I think I

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speak for all of us when I
say that presidents do not get the credit

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we deserve for the ways in which
we've made yours life so much easier these

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last thirty years. You're welcome.
Incidentally, I'm only sixty six years old,

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which ironically makes me more well suited
to be President of the US than

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AARP. But I wouldn't take the
job since they got rid of the dueling.

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I mean, as I say at
my monthly cabinet meetings, nothing balance

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is a budget like a bullet.
Good Lord, monthly cabinet meeting. He

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said that you got rid of the
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just getting into it at horse races. Let's want of us shoot the other.

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It's incredible. Nothing balances the budget
like a bullet. And as far

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as when you think about the history
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long ago, long crazy, what
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If that's how this? I think
we know well, first of all,

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the young buck Trump is taller,
and he's just as tall as Biden.

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You just don't know that because of
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build. So Biden you might think
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advantage. They're about the same hight. Yeah, Trump presents more critical mass

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opportunity, a wider target. Maybe
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age. I think every year counts. I mean, he's the right candidate,

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right leaning whatever candidate. But can
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I really can't actually talk about it. Support and like that's his but I

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don't think you would know how to
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I'm not saying that. I think
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I mean I I don't know,
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it, like you're thinking about protecting
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you have a team to protect you. I don't know. Yeah, A

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seen like fire a show, you
know, like you see like Bobert and

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Marjorie Taylor Green like that's part of
their campaign. Yads. We I would

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think when dueling became a very uncommon
method of solving disputes that it was still

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the weapon of choice. Probably still
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they end up dueling, we have
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no, they need muskets, gunpowder. Yeah, I know it's not

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Wednesday, but I had to give
an update. Katana guy live. All

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right, he's back. I'm on
a holiday katon of guys. He's out

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there slicing and dicon on the Texas
highways. Grind, grind. Hi,

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this is Australian Kevin Costner. Did
you know you can put another shrimp on

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the barbie and then turn on Max
and watch Barbie. You better do that

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before a ding do eats your baby. Have a good day. I love

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you, down bat except you,
sir. Really Kevin Gocket sound legit.

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I think he nailed the accent well, but he knew things that they only

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say in Australia. Yeah, and
that's how Yeah, that's how you eats

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the baby. Yeah, that's baby, That's how you prove that you're Australian

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down bait. Steve Awins a national
freaking treasure. He puts some respect on

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those crocodile boots. Sauce. Say, see that guy, probably wasn't Australia.

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No way you could tell he didn't
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could have used all the key terminology. Less convincing than Australian Kevin cost One

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Aussie. Hello, you have reached
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Pass signed by They Don't learn Hart
and Richard Pitty. We're sorry, we're

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not able to come to the phone
right now. They're gold plated phone.

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But if this is that fat ball
kid that I met that one time,

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don't, I don't care. That's
that's today's winner. He ran out of

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gas, don't. His machine ran
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fat ball kit I met one time. Don't don't. Don't Home of the

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sign pit pass out do it?
No, it's a museum. Can we

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see the pit pass? No,
it happens. No, you can't touch

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it. Look from there, Look
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I want to talk about my best
friend, Mike Sirroy. I was

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shirtless with him one day. You
used to buy a cocaine from me.

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He called me sugar shaker. I
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over almost daily. Anyways, don't
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I wonder what happened to him.
Maybe he started an auction house or

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something huh interesting. He recorded his
thoughts on talkback diary. Good morning,

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this is Lee to beebe here with
our true American stories. Join us today

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as we talk about the best morning
show in Dallas Fort Worth. That's correct.

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The down beat, Well, here
are these three jacks rose from the

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ashes inter now smashing asses. That's
correct. Join me again, Lee Habib

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for our American stories. Lee Habib
for our American stories like throwing a that's

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correct right after your own sentence,
Oh weird, Lee Habib reference. Hey

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guys, it's been a while,
but I'm still wondering is the in studio

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laugh position still available? Is this
still open? I haven't heard anything back

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since sending in my application. Do
I need to give a HR corporate You

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guys personally let me know. Thank
you. I really love to get that

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position. I would give you our
program director's email address, but I don't

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really know how to spell his last
name. No one knows. There's a

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lot of letters. Thank you Auto
complete anytime. Then I need to email

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SECT and JJ's technically the official in
studio laugher. And it's not because she

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won't turn her mic on. It's
because she doesn't laugh at us all that

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often. Yeah, she just don't
think we're fun. That's a big imagine

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JJ going home with the people.
White people think they're so funny. Don't

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get it. My mom has said, y'all are funny. She laugh a

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lot. Yeah, she said silly. Let's get her in here. She

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thinks for silly. Yeah, take
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of don't love that your mom listens. That's why I now censoring myself.

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And no, you can't do that. Look that is that doesn't end well?

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Well okay, I mean I don't
love that my mom listens. You

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don't want to picture any individual as
the listener. Yeah, you want to

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just imagine all I see when I
I just see the Reunion Tower bowl in

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the df W. Hi, Mama
Jay, thanks for listening. We love

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you. I also went to jail
or sending the wrong person Merry Christmas,

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and they gave me a domestic violence
charge. Check your phones. What I

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think that's the swastika story. What
I started my transition to being a horse.

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I started with the teeth. I
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to speak with horse teeth. I'm
doing my penis. Next I started,

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He started, Hey, I just
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and iced milk teeth. So well, see, I'm the resident of whatever

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the hell I want to do.
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Well we will be back tomorrow morning
at six am. We came.

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Let me give a one minute thing. Yes, it's yes, because someone

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brought something to us and Ben looked
in the window and they were holding something

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up and I was confused as to
what it was. Then I went out

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there and I look and it's there's
lucky charms and some milk, and I'm

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like, that's weird. And then
there's some hot dog buns. Last week

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it came up. We're talking about
hot dogs and cereal. And remember I'm

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like, you know, like every
six months, I'll get a weird craving

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ill some lucky charms and the same
thing with hot dogs. I'll make a

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nice cheese dog at my house.
And it just clicked, what that whole

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bag is. Somebody brought you cereal
wrap that I said I get every six

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month craving for there's milk there's Lucky
Charms, and I believe there's hot dogs

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and some cheese and probably some cheese
boy. I know somebody that's going to

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spend the evening in the Buick open
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