This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak. Okay, so
we got a lot going for our final segment. For any accusations that we
might be rinding out the clock, hell no, not even enough to squeeze
in here. We might cold call someone in a second birthday's first though stwo
birthdays for February nineteenth, twenty twenty four, and we will start with Danny's
Doug. Geraldine is five today, Yes, happy birthday, little g five.
No. I haven't had her since birth and she is a rescue,
so you're wondering, how do you know when her birthday is? Well,
the thing was, her mom was the actual rescue who was pregnant with thirteen
puppies sam a Baker's dozen thirteen thirteen were in her litter, her mom's litter,
and twelve out of the thirteen survived. There were two runts in the
litter. One of them was Geraldine and the other one was the one that
didn't make it. And I think that i'd either know or know people that
do know where her eleven other siblings are. Really yeah, her one of
her brothers just my partner at twilight who passed away last year. He adopted
one of them. Yeah, so his wife Ashley and their son Liam have
one of her brothers. But I hung out. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah. Do they act differently? Yeah, and Geraldine acts
with other dogs like you know that this is can. She knows, she
knows, she knows that that I mean, she knows they have a history.
Yeah, it's a little different, but yeah, they were a baker's
dozen. And when I adopted her, they all had different names. Like
the person that fostered them, they gave them names of cookies, so they
were all different names of cookies. And I changed it. So I got
her. I got her in I think probably like May. So she was
about three months old through two or three months old when I got her.
So I had her, you know, pretty damn near at birth. From
birth Strop Waffle, Spy, do you change the greatness of the delicious Strop
a unique name too? And yeah, it's a it's a great name.
But I didn't want to name my dog stroop Waffle. But her brother that
Jess's family has, his name was Chunk. But they didn't keep Chunk either.
Come on, he has a better name now what he is Steve?
Hell? Yeah, Okay, I love dogs, normal names. I love
it. But we could have a family reunion of Geraldine's siblings. I think
it would probably just take like a few phone calls, you know that.
I I'd love to do it. But she's She's five years old and just
one of the lights of my beautiful life's sweet, sweet, crazy nerrot nut
job dog dad? Is she getting? It's a dog dad, a big
birthday meal or a bone from the Yeah, I'm gonna I'll get her some
some marrow bones from from sprouts on the way home. She loves them.
Oh yeah, yeah, makes my house, makes my house smell like an
avatar. My father's sixty four. What have your birthday? Dad? His
dad is the same birthday as my dog. The guy who taught me empathy,
hard work, and that if you don't keep your head down when you're
hanging a baseball or a golf ball, we'll tie a string to your yanger.
You pull your head up, you're gonna rip it. There's something something
he actually did, but it was always the Okay, he didn't actually do
that head down, head down the ball because out of your head you're gonna
tie a string o thing you hit a bad golf shot. What do you
tell yourself? He keep your head down right, because you like you pull
your head ups. You want to watch it. Human curiosity takes over.
Sometimes it's a good advice to walk through life with your head down, head
down. Did you just have your your heads strong? To your Wiener twenty
four to seven, You pull your head up, it goes oh and you
go learn your lesson. Happy birthday, Daddy, turnerday, Dad. I
love you, man. Millie Bobby Brown's twenty eleven and married to mon Jovi's
son, Yeah, Nikola Jokis twenty eight. Haley. He had some fun
with Luca on the last couple of days. Every time he scored, he
did the fist pump of the air, the right fist pump of the air.
They had a lot of bits going on. He poured water down Luca's
jersey was in the press conference. He also got a ball inbounded off of
his ass. Yeah he did. He did. Those guys are that was
the definition of horseplay? Yeah, it really was. Seriously, that was
three hours of grab ass. It was an entire game, nonsense, all
the things. Did anybody I didn't watch the whole thing? Did anybody ever
care? I don't think something. It was never caught at least some at
some point, somebody kind of cares. It looks like they want to care.
I never saw that last night, three hundred and ninety seven points scored.
I had the game on, right, but I was kind of looking
at my phone. I was right, right, right, and hilarious stuff,
not really paying attention. So but I would say I watched it,
but I never saw Karl Anthony Town's make a basket until he made one and
they screamed, and that's fifty. And I looked up and Carl Anthony town
was making a fifty with his hands, and I immediately checked the box score
and he scored fifty. Yeah, And I never saw me a bucket.
Who did all this happen in the second half? I didn't, I could,
I think, yeah, because it was like both teams. I think
only one team had scored over fifty points at the end of the first half.
No, is that right? No? It was one hundred and eight
to half. Yeah to eight? Message, Oh god, that was the
first quarter. Yeah, Oh crap, Okay, iced myself to simple question,
would I rather watch this or another episode of Mister and Missus Smith?
And we just went ahead and popped through with mister and missus Smith. You
done yet, I've got two left. You love it? I love it
good. It's great and they're chemistry great. Oh it's incredible. Yeah,
it's incredible. That girl maya erskin a lover so good. You still need
to see the scat scene from Penis or pen fifteen. I like pen fifteen.
Uh. Hailey Duff thirty nine, that's not Hillary Duff. That's Hailey
Duff. You guys know her from Napoleon Dynamite. M She played tetherball,
didn't she? She did her handball, handball, tether ball. Benicio del
total fifty seven, he's his Puss Finster usual suspects. Oh, okay,
also used to date Scar Joe. Yeah, when she was young. Oh
she's still young. Cool dude, Well, I think he's in trouble for
something. Antonio Benders is pushed. Think JJ told me in my ear Puss
some boots. Antonio Bender's not Benicio del Toro sist on me from the one
Mexican on the show. Is confused quite a bit, and we're the most
popular show among hispanics. We got a text usage like six or five,
am you guys better be working as the official show of Latinos. Justine Bateman's
fifty eight SmartLess, Sister Jason's Sister seal Is sixty one, Mikey all right,
go ahead, all right, I'll do it. Grab a box of
tissues. Every song about cocaine it is? Is it really? Yeah?
Kiss from a row cocaine, yep one, cocaine cocaine. I wish I
had it pulled up. Other birthday soup. Sorry, Roger Goodell's sixty five,
Danny Lead you wear the NFL hat do? Jeff is trying to be
more like Rob Low and All Walks of Life Smart. Jeff Daniels sixty nine,
June Jones seventy one, the aforementioned Jeff Daniels. By the way,
how many I think I didn't know that? That happens every show? Almost
Yeah, Smokey Robinson's eighty four Beautiful his Eyes, It's gorgeous? Oh is
this his version or my? Is this Mike's version? Oh? Forget it?
Yeah, I try that for we have to talkbacks. We want to
go ahead and cold call someone from Mike's past. If he doesn't answer,
we'll do some presidential explosions. We were looking for our tenth failed bit of
the morning. So let's go ahead and try to cold call a guy who's
not going to answer his phone. It's President's day, guys, I got
trust have you heard about Kevin? Just went through half of the presidents.
It's not like most of them did anything their good Okay, a third look
at their histories. What do you expect us to hit about a thousand every
day? Come on, I got plenty of talkbacks too. Should I save
round two of Presidential Explode for tomorrow because I got a bunch won't do it.
I loved it. I loved it. I'm kind of sad that we're
not going to do it now. If we get blown out and need to
do something else, we will. But I've got him ready, and it's
we're getting to the good ones, the affairs in the office, the assassinations,
that good stuff. Right now, we're going to cold call on the
air, Ron Gilligan, Ron Gilligan, I'll do it this times that you
did last time. Sarroy is a guy used to work with ye long ass
time ago, and you got an autograph of deal Earnhart and Richard Petty and
handed it to him. Lost contact with him over the years. Yeah,
he's just a dude I worked with. I don't so he searched him up
and we think it could be Ron Gilligan auctioneering. That would make sense.
Memorabilia from a guy who was handed a Richard Petty and deal Earnhardt autographed I
have started his business. What do you think that thing's worth? Fortune?
A couple thou grand maybe, I don't know. It's an old looking website,
but it still works. So JJ you have the number there, let's
call Ron Gilligan live on the air from Pennsylvania. You can bring it up
with answers. No check, five percent, less than five percent? Come
on, Ron, come on wrong, Hello, Gaga, David, I
was actually looking to speak to mister Ron Gilligan. Is he available please?
He's not in the office right now. Can I help you take a message?
He's on an appointment. Dang it, all right. I am a
old old acquaintance of his, and I was looking to get him on the
phone and chat with him for a minute. Do you know if he'll be
okay? He won't be back for the top of the hour or anything like
that. No, he's he's in Perry County. Uh, uh, with
a with an attorney meeting about a collection. Okay, you don't have to.
He'll be in tomorrow morning. Okay, we may try to call him
back. You don't happen to know as being friends with Ron, did he
used to live in Sarasota, Florida, work at a golf course many years
ago. Yeah, years ago? Yeah, Okay, all right, we're
gonna try. It's a. It's a. My name is Mike, and
I'm a friend of his from back in those days, and I just wanted
to catch up. So if you don't mind, just tell him a guy
named Mike that he used to work the golf course within Sarasota. There's a
little Nascar tie in if you want to tell him that. I'm gonna give
him a call tomorrow and hopefully he'll be around. Okay, yeah, he
probably won't be around till i'd say around nine tomorrow morning, nine o'clock eastern.
Yeah, okay, cool man, thanks so much for your time.
What are you doing? Bye? Because we didn't do the clear at him
on the radio, Okay, it's fine, we got him, it's him,
We got him now. It sounds to me like he might have actually
answered had he been there. It's killing Yeah, and that was the office.
It's him. We got him, it's him. He live in Sarasota.
We got I guarantee you this springboarded his career. Okay, what if
he still has it frame behind his desk. Take it back. We take
it back, We take it back, We take it back, we take
it back, take back what's mine. I'll put on my never surrender gold
high tops and I'll take That'll stop your ass straight up to Pennsylvania. Kick
Gilligan's door open. That's incredible. It's him, it's him, he said,
yeah, I think so. I used to live down there. Yeah,
Ron gilly Okay, we'll keep that number then, and we'll give Ron
Gilligan. What do you say, nine o'clock tomorrow, So that's what time.
Let's call him at nine o'clock tomorrow. Yes, it's give me an
hour to get settled at work. Start to tell him he's live on the
radio. And what if he's like, fine, thank you, move them,
they'll do it. Let's tell him who you are. He'll remember you,
he won't remember I don't know. He has worked at a golf course
together. You gave him his prize possession, and we don't know that he
may have thrown it directly in the trash can when I had it, and
this was I'm telling you, this inspired him to go down this path that
has led to his career. It's funded ye Skilly, an auctioneer. I
don't know if it funded it, but it was the espirato he looked.
He thought, you know what, I can make a living doing this.
And look at him now, Look how successful. Look at that website.
He's still carrying the torch for Geo Cities. It wasn't a weird website,
dude. God, it's like different fonts and colors. It's very strange.
Would you all like to do talkbacks? Yeah, okay, I've got plenty
of talkbacks from our people. Here. A little hot mop action to clean
up the show here. We haven't heard the intro in a long time.
I think I'd like to hear the hot mop intro. That's fun. Thank
you time. It's been a weird Monday. Sorry, doct your fancy dress
or slite guy. Better grab a hot bob. You gotta get the hot
mob. You got to clean it all up with my trustee hot mob in
my Nance Terror restoration brings us to hot mop your talk backs from the red
backrophone button on the iHeartRadio app. Here we go. Hey, I'm President
of the AARP calling to thank y'all for acknowledging President's Day. I think I
speak for all of us when I say that presidents do not get the credit
we deserve for the ways in which we've made yours life so much easier these
last thirty years. You're welcome. Incidentally, I'm only sixty six years old,
which ironically makes me more well suited to be President of the US than
AARP. But I wouldn't take the job since they got rid of the dueling.
I mean, as I say at my monthly cabinet meetings, nothing balance
is a budget like a bullet. Good Lord, monthly cabinet meeting. He
said that you got rid of the duel. They used to have, presidents
just getting into it at horse races. Let's want of us shoot the other.
It's incredible. Nothing balances the budget like a bullet. And as far
as when you think about the history of the civilized modern world, not that
long ago, long crazy, what do you think would win a duel?
If that's how this? I think we know well, first of all,
the young buck Trump is taller, and he's just as tall as Biden.
You just don't know that because of Trump's heavy set build compared to Biden's lanky
build. So Biden you might think he's taller, but there is no reach
advantage. They're about the same hight. Yeah, Trump presents more critical mass
opportunity, a wider target. Maybe he's also got four years on him that
age. I think every year counts. I mean, he's the right candidate,
right leaning whatever candidate. But can you imagine Trump with a gun?
I really can't actually talk about it. Support and like that's his but I
don't think you would know how to use it. Yeah, I don't either.
I'm not saying that. I think he probably does, I really do.
I mean I I don't know, because you probably have to like have
it, like you're thinking about protecting yourself at all times. Probably, but
you have a team to protect you. I don't know. Yeah, A
seen like fire a show, you know, like you see like Bobert and
Marjorie Taylor Green like that's part of their campaign. Yads. We I would
think when dueling became a very uncommon method of solving disputes that it was still
the weapon of choice. Probably still would have been a musket. So if
they end up dueling, we have to also factor in what they are No,
no, they need muskets, gunpowder. Yeah, I know it's not
Wednesday, but I had to give an update. Katana guy live. All
right, he's back. I'm on a holiday katon of guys. He's out
there slicing and dicon on the Texas highways. Grind, grind. Hi,
this is Australian Kevin Costner. Did you know you can put another shrimp on
the barbie and then turn on Max and watch Barbie. You better do that
before a ding do eats your baby. Have a good day. I love
you, down bat except you, sir. Really Kevin Gocket sound legit.
I think he nailed the accent well, but he knew things that they only
say in Australia. Yeah, and that's how Yeah, that's how you eats
the baby. Yeah, that's baby, That's how you prove that you're Australian
down bait. Steve Awins a national freaking treasure. He puts some respect on
those crocodile boots. Sauce. Say, see that guy, probably wasn't Australia.
No way you could tell he didn't use any phrases. Yeah, he
could have used all the key terminology. Less convincing than Australian Kevin cost One
Aussie. Hello, you have reached Gilligan's online Auctions Home of the Indie pitt
Pass signed by They Don't learn Hart and Richard Pitty. We're sorry, we're
not able to come to the phone right now. They're gold plated phone.
But if this is that fat ball kid that I met that one time,
don't, I don't care. That's that's today's winner. He ran out of
gas, don't. His machine ran out of recording time. This is the
fat ball kit I met one time. Don't don't. Don't Home of the
sign pit pass out do it? No, it's a museum. Can we
see the pit pass? No, it happens. No, you can't touch
it. Look from there, Look with your eyes, not with your hands.
I want to talk about my best friend, Mike Sirroy. I was
shirtless with him one day. You used to buy a cocaine from me.
He called me sugar shaker. I called him double a ball and he was
over almost daily. Anyways, don't have a picture of it for legal reasons.
I wonder what happened to him. Maybe he started an auction house or
something huh interesting. He recorded his thoughts on talkback diary. Good morning,
this is Lee to beebe here with our true American stories. Join us today
as we talk about the best morning show in Dallas Fort Worth. That's correct.
The down beat, Well, here are these three jacks rose from the
ashes inter now smashing asses. That's correct. Join me again, Lee Habib
for our American stories. Lee Habib for our American stories like throwing a that's
correct right after your own sentence, Oh weird, Lee Habib reference. Hey
guys, it's been a while, but I'm still wondering is the in studio
laugh position still available? Is this still open? I haven't heard anything back
since sending in my application. Do I need to give a HR corporate You
guys personally let me know. Thank you. I really love to get that
position. I would give you our program director's email address, but I don't
really know how to spell his last name. No one knows. There's a
lot of letters. Thank you Auto complete anytime. Then I need to email
SECT and JJ's technically the official in studio laugher. And it's not because she
won't turn her mic on. It's because she doesn't laugh at us all that
often. Yeah, she just don't think we're fun. That's a big imagine
JJ going home with the people. White people think they're so funny. Don't
get it. My mom has said, y'all are funny. She laugh a
lot. Yeah, she said silly. Let's get her in here. She
thinks for silly. Yeah, take it. I like that. I kind
of don't love that your mom listens. That's why I now censoring myself.
And no, you can't do that. Look that is that doesn't end well?
Well okay, I mean I don't love that my mom listens. You
don't want to picture any individual as the listener. Yeah, you want to
just imagine all I see when I I just see the Reunion Tower bowl in
the df W. Hi, Mama Jay, thanks for listening. We love
you. I also went to jail or sending the wrong person Merry Christmas,
and they gave me a domestic violence charge. Check your phones. What I
think that's the swastika story. What I started my transition to being a horse.
I started with the teeth. I miscalculated how difficult. It would be
to speak with horse teeth. I'm doing my penis. Next I started,
He started, Hey, I just door dashed my mother and lost some cherries
and iced milk teeth. So well, see, I'm the resident of whatever
the hell I want to do. Okay, all right, apparently it's rollover.
Well we will be back tomorrow morning at six am. We came.
Let me give a one minute thing. Yes, it's yes, because someone
brought something to us and Ben looked in the window and they were holding something
up and I was confused as to what it was. Then I went out
there and I look and it's there's lucky charms and some milk, and I'm
like, that's weird. And then there's some hot dog buns. Last week
it came up. We're talking about hot dogs and cereal. And remember I'm
like, you know, like every six months, I'll get a weird craving
ill some lucky charms and the same thing with hot dogs. I'll make a
nice cheese dog at my house. And it just clicked, what that whole
bag is. Somebody brought you cereal wrap that I said I get every six
month craving for there's milk there's Lucky Charms, and I believe there's hot dogs
and some cheese and probably some cheese boy. I know somebody that's going to
spend the evening in the Buick open Portoald