WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.960 This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak. I think it's 2 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:08.720 really stupid that the Rangers already at spring training. Shit, well, that's 3 00:00:08.720 --> 00:00:14.519 the price of playing until November, right, I guess. But even if 4 00:00:14.519 --> 00:00:17.600 they didn't go on the six week World Series run or whatever that was, 5 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:22.760 would you rather not feel stupid and not have a World championship? No, 6 00:00:23.359 --> 00:00:25.719 You're probably gonna feel stupid no matter what you do, right, Kevin, 7 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:29.359 No, I am. He's gonna feel great. I'm gonna feel terrible about 8 00:00:29.359 --> 00:00:33.119 myself. You don't feel terrible. He didn't. He didn't think he did 9 00:00:33.159 --> 00:00:35.479 a very good job with his life spot a minute ago, and I thought 10 00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:39.640 he did XCEP. No, that one that was stupid. I think you 11 00:00:39.640 --> 00:00:43.560 should be proud of yourself. Dude. No, I'm not kidding too badass. 12 00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:47.039 You proved them all wrong, dude, damn sure. Do well. 13 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:50.520 Then if I get there, then I'm a conceited individual, and then I'm 14 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:58.280 satisfied and there's no push for tomorrow. Not just Look. All I'm saying 15 00:00:58.399 --> 00:01:03.000 is if you wanted to play baseball and you told me you get two months 16 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:08.480 off, no weekends, nine months on. Yeah, do you think Josh 17 00:01:08.480 --> 00:01:14.319 Spores is like, all right, yeah, it's the last pitch of the 18 00:01:14.359 --> 00:01:18.400 season. Then I saw video of him yesterday getting it cranked up. And 19 00:01:18.480 --> 00:01:22.159 why do pitchers and catchers have to get there early to stretch out? What 20 00:01:22.359 --> 00:01:23.799 is that to do it here? You don't have to go out there, 21 00:01:23.879 --> 00:01:26.640 do it here? Yeah, do it on live video feed. Fine, 22 00:01:30.239 --> 00:01:33.280 they have to be there a week early, two weeks early. It's two 23 00:01:33.319 --> 00:01:38.040 weeks for two weeks to just soft toss kind or get it warmed up catchers 24 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:42.359 because they got to bend down. Yeah, do you know sick? They 25 00:01:42.359 --> 00:01:47.040 are squatting? Well, they chose. If you're a catcher and you chose 26 00:01:47.239 --> 00:01:51.640 to be a catcher, you're nuts. Do you get I never played baseball 27 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:55.280 growing up. Do you get does the catcher kind of like the dude can't 28 00:01:55.280 --> 00:01:57.000 feel that good? Or is he the best? No, he's actually usually 29 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:01.319 at an early age is one of the best. He's the aggressive nut though. 30 00:02:01.359 --> 00:02:05.439 He's the guy who's most likely to play middle linebacker. And you know 31 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:07.840 it's that guy. I know he's They have to be smart and they have 32 00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:13.240 more jet tough, they have more jobs than most people on the field. 33 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:15.639 The guy that's really like you know when you play soccer at the age of 34 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:20.360 seven, he's the guy that's always around the ball faster and better. Usually 35 00:02:20.360 --> 00:02:24.080 that's what the catcher was, and then you move them or it's the big 36 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:28.479 kid. It's usually the big kid, right, That's what I'm saying, 37 00:02:28.479 --> 00:02:32.199 so immobile. Yes, as they get older, but younger it's like, 38 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:37.039 yeah, it's the it's the athlete. I never saw that in the little 39 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:38.879 league or pony league. Man, it was always the big kid that played 40 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:44.680 catcher, and the athletes either pitched or played short and aren't even in the 41 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:49.319 big leagues. The catcher's body type is often just a little more husky. 42 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:52.000 Well, you can't have a guy who sucks back there though too, he 43 00:02:52.199 --> 00:02:55.960 sucks, But why don't you ever see a super skinny catcher? Jonah him 44 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:01.039 skinny, And maybe I just think he's more bulky than he is because I 45 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:07.400 was tallwhere Sandy Alamar was like six or five right there still is Lord, 46 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:10.599 Yeah, he's actually getting smaller over the years. They stuck my ass out 47 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:15.759 and right field really yeah, because there's no left handed batters and everybody pulled 48 00:03:15.800 --> 00:03:19.719 back then, So I never saw any action, did you pretty much? 49 00:03:19.759 --> 00:03:22.560 Oh? As when one came at you. I was horrible at baseball, 50 00:03:22.919 --> 00:03:27.000 just absolutely horrible. Ever played never a day. It was my sport of 51 00:03:27.120 --> 00:03:30.360 choice. I should have. I was a monster. The hand eye coordinations 52 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:31.719 out of control? Is it? Yeah? Really? If I threw something, 53 00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:35.919 you'd catch it. Oh yeah, I'm not gonna throw anything. But 54 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:38.199 if I did us a hand eye coordination, have a decent golfer. Right, 55 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:40.800 So throw a joke book at him and see if you can catch him. 56 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:45.000 Yeah, read this. Yeah, here's all the jokes that used to 57 00:03:45.039 --> 00:03:47.800 be on all the jokes and try again Monday, all the jokes that used 58 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:52.240 to be and didn't use morning news except that he got he quit doing them. 59 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:54.280 I did. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was just wasting 60 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:58.080 time. We got We're not wasting any time. We're not running out the 61 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:00.680 clock. People think we're running out the clock. You know, having a 62 00:04:00.759 --> 00:04:03.479 nice conversation about sports. What's wrong with that? That's what I'm saying. 63 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:09.599 You played a lot of you played baseball a catcher. Where are you going 64 00:04:09.639 --> 00:04:13.240 to my career? Yeah? Okay, but did you like when he's heard 65 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:17.160 so? Did you have the little that's how bad? Yeah? They didn't 66 00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:20.120 give you a little wedge things to put behind your knees. Yeah, but 67 00:04:20.279 --> 00:04:25.160 as you get older, you know you that's kind of like a beginner's thing, 68 00:04:25.199 --> 00:04:29.240 like a kind of like a train wheels care. Yeah, I want 69 00:04:29.279 --> 00:04:31.920 a chair. I have bad knees. A little stool, a tiny stool. 70 00:04:32.079 --> 00:04:33.920 After a while, that's what it feels like. You're sitting like a 71 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:36.879 little miss. Then you get older. Yeah, well that's what catchers now 72 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:41.720 in baseball, they've gone to the one knee. Yeah, I need the 73 00:04:41.759 --> 00:04:44.959 catcher's tough it. Yeah, but the one knee is a problem. If 74 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:46.639 there's a while pitch, you can't really who used to do the one leg 75 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:51.800 out one of the paint Who's that sounds right? They still got to do 76 00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:59.519 that lower pitch baseball opinions. Okay, let's get to the Madame web review 77 00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:08.759 Madam Webb, Dakota Johnson, Big budget, Sydney Sweeney Scott. Yeah, 78 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:13.079 he plays I mean it's not a spoiler because it's on IMDb. He plays 79 00:05:13.079 --> 00:05:17.120 Ben Parker. Okay, kind of gives you an idea, Madam Webb. 80 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:21.240 This it takes place in the Spider Verse, so and this movie takes place 81 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:25.720 specifically in two thousand and three, which is what interesting because we're trying to 82 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:28.879 figure out now on the timeline where we are in the Spider Verse, because 83 00:05:28.879 --> 00:05:31.040 you know, when the Tobey Maguire movie came out, that Spider Man movie 84 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:33.759 came out, I think it was two thousand and one two, so it's 85 00:05:33.800 --> 00:05:39.480 it's it's interesting on I really want to see where they were trying to place 86 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:43.480 this in the within the Spider Verse. But it's the origin story of Madame 87 00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:47.319 Webb. She's the order story that they use for this film is she was 88 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:50.759 an orphan her you know, she's trying to figure out like what happened to 89 00:05:50.759 --> 00:05:54.160 her mom, and all of a sudden, like she kind of it's in 90 00:05:54.160 --> 00:05:57.959 the trailer she kind of dies and comes back and now she has she can 91 00:05:58.199 --> 00:06:01.439 see the future. So it's kind of like some scenes kind of somebody said, 92 00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:04.399 I saw it felt like Final Destination away because they like you know, 93 00:06:04.439 --> 00:06:08.839 showed the scene that happens. It hasn't happened, but like it's on a 94 00:06:08.839 --> 00:06:12.000 loop. So she sees it and then she's like freaking out trying to figure 95 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:14.839 out what's going on, and it's because of something that it's happened in the 96 00:06:14.879 --> 00:06:16.480 past or a mom and so now she's trying to figure all this out. 97 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:21.040 And now there's these three girls who come in that are tied in because they're 98 00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:24.879 connected in a way, and you know, obviously in the trailer they show 99 00:06:24.920 --> 00:06:29.560 they're they're all spider women in the all do they all have spider adjacent abilities? 100 00:06:29.759 --> 00:06:33.199 They don't in the movie because this is before she like, they're trying 101 00:06:33.199 --> 00:06:38.000 to figure out why they're all linked and tied together, but they they're they're 102 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:40.519 showing the costs. They're in their costumes in the trailer, so they show 103 00:06:40.560 --> 00:06:43.319 that, you know, they're spider women, and so they're the Yeah, 104 00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:47.079 they're part which is spied the Spider verse because there's multiple Spider Man So yeah, 105 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:49.759 yeah, there there's a guy named is Zegel. Ezekiel was coming after 106 00:06:49.839 --> 00:06:54.040 him because he sees the future as well when he has some of these Spiders' 107 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:59.319 abilities to and he's trying to kill them for a specific reason. Uh, 108 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:00.839 I'm not too sure that's in tailer, so I won't say why. So, 109 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:08.759 yeah, it's it felt like they were really trying to keep this plot 110 00:07:08.879 --> 00:07:13.800 interesting and so if by doing that it made it messy, it sounds terrible. 111 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:17.120 You've just described the place yeah, it had like I could see the 112 00:07:17.160 --> 00:07:20.839 potential. But the problem really is in the writing. These actors couldn't no 113 00:07:20.879 --> 00:07:24.879 matter how hard they that, they couldn't save the script. The script was 114 00:07:24.959 --> 00:07:30.720 bad. Oh it was really bad. And I see why. I found 115 00:07:30.759 --> 00:07:34.839 out who there's screenwriters that were the names was Matt Szama and Burke Sharpless. 116 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:40.160 And somebody posted five of movies. If they've written all five of those movies 117 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:43.040 don't even have above a thirty percent of rotten Tomatoes, how does anyone sign 118 00:07:43.079 --> 00:07:46.879 up to and they've already written and they written Morbius, which is arguably probably 119 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:49.959 the worst Sony movie, Sony Marvel movie out there, and and it's just 120 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:55.079 like, why do they keep getting screen screenwrights like to get to write these 121 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:59.519 movies because they're terrible. But yeah, I mean I can name a few. 122 00:07:59.600 --> 00:08:03.560 Dracula, I'm told, the Last Witch Hunter, Madam Webb Moribeitz, 123 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:05.600 and then Gods of Egypt are the five movies that these two writers wrote together. 124 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:09.959 None of them have above a thirty percent of riding Tomatos. And the 125 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:11.879 fact that Marvel and Sony went to them and say, hey, write this 126 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:16.600 coming up, this origin story of a new character, that people aren't even 127 00:08:16.639 --> 00:08:18.480 gonna know about, and you have to you gotta get views because you know, 128 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:22.680 Marvel is struggling right now and we need Sony got you gotta save it, 129 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:26.560 and they give it to these guys. It's insane to me. I'm 130 00:08:28.079 --> 00:08:33.320 staying optimistic because I think if they can find the right people to get on 131 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:35.840 board with this, I would love to see how they do the Spider Women 132 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:39.480 in the future, because the Spider Verse has already opened up, you know 133 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:43.000 this, and we're gonna start seeing more new characters. Especially we're in this 134 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:48.440 phase in Marvel, so I don't know. There's no end credits. There's 135 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:50.000 no you know in credits at all in this movie, which is rare for 136 00:08:50.039 --> 00:08:52.799 a Marvel film. I don't think they wanted to. I think they didn't 137 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:56.399 want to commit to these characters or commit to this storyline. Maybe they didn't 138 00:08:56.399 --> 00:09:00.679 have faith in it from the beginning. I don't know. It's and it 139 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:03.080 feels like it was just doomed from the beginning. I don't I mean you 140 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:07.120 can't. I won't blame Dakota Johnson, I won't blame Celesto Carnor. I 141 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:09.519 want blame Sidney So I won't blame any of the actors in this movie. 142 00:09:09.559 --> 00:09:13.159 I think this movie was bombed from the get go, from this from the 143 00:09:13.200 --> 00:09:18.080 writing. Oh no, I think they just the best they could one one, 144 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:24.759 two, one point nine. I'll say I'm nice, I'll be nice. 145 00:09:24.879 --> 00:09:28.159 I'm not. Yeah, it's it was. Some people were like, 146 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:31.799 oh, I just couldn't bear to watch. It's rare for me to find 147 00:09:31.799 --> 00:09:33.799 a movie where I just can't just bear to watch. I mean, it's 148 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:37.120 rare, and I'm not saying that's what this is, but that's what I'm 149 00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:39.399 saying. That's why I'm not going to get it like less than I thought. 150 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:41.840 There's gonna be like four chicks running around and Spider Girl costumes, like 151 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:46.919 shooting webs there. Yeah, they're in their costumes for like I think a 152 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:50.919 total of three minutes. No, no, yeah, total three minutes. 153 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:56.519 So Sidney Sweeney shooting unlimited webs out of her bra It was cool that it 154 00:09:56.559 --> 00:09:58.679 was, like I said, it was an origin story, so they really 155 00:09:58.720 --> 00:10:01.919 you know, it was from the beginning, it's before her powers came and 156 00:10:01.159 --> 00:10:05.600 YadA, YadA, YadA. But why didn't they sell out and just make 157 00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:09.320 it a sex appeal movie? Just sell out? You know, don't be 158 00:10:09.399 --> 00:10:11.879 like that, Kevin. Yeah, he'll be that person, Kevin. I'm 159 00:10:11.919 --> 00:10:18.759 just saying this clearly didn't work. This deep, this deep origin story. 160 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:24.279 Oh that's getting killed too. So it was just it's it's really it started 161 00:10:24.320 --> 00:10:28.639 with the writing it was due, which is funny because Dacota Johnson actually said 162 00:10:28.159 --> 00:10:31.960 it was the script change, after which obviously they're gonna make changes and edits, 163 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:37.240 you know, after she after she read the script and signed on, 164 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:39.559 they changed the script, and I'm curious of what the script looked like beforehand. 165 00:10:39.879 --> 00:10:45.399 Tough day for press play. It's a total of like six and a 166 00:10:45.440 --> 00:10:48.200 half dumplings and three films. Yeah, I mean, if you are obviously 167 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:52.399 a Marvel fan and you're following the Marvel universe, obviously goes you know, 168 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:56.320 I I'll say, go see it because who knows how it's gonna tie in 169 00:10:56.440 --> 00:11:00.559 later. I mean maybe going to fight out on Tuesday five, on our 170 00:11:00.600 --> 00:11:03.759 Tuesday, we'll just skip it all together, right, I'm planning to never 171 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:07.519 see it. Yes, after this, okay, jo, I really need 172 00:11:07.559 --> 00:11:11.559 to Sydney Sweeney is a really phenomenal actress. Yeah, it was just no, 173 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:20.039 Uh, she's got a euphoria phenomenal hype raise. It's like Street Sweeney. 174 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:26.279 I mean, there's a few in between. What we got talkie mop 175 00:11:26.919 --> 00:11:30.399 uh talkbacks. This is all brought to you by Advanced Hair Restoration. It's 176 00:11:30.440 --> 00:11:33.600 the home of the advance fue very next day, your own natural hair, 177 00:11:33.639 --> 00:11:35.799 same color, same curl. It's where you can leave us Advanced Hair Restoration 178 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:39.960 feedback with the red microphone button on the iHeartRadio. And here we go, 179 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:41.799 hey boys, trying to help the community. So I turned my front yard 180 00:11:41.799 --> 00:11:46.120 into a full scale version of downtown Tokyo to try to attract that Godzilla from 181 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:50.639 down in Crowley. So far, all we've attracted are two mangy dogs trying 182 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:54.799 to take a bite out of almost a roy and a professor from UTD wearing 183 00:11:54.799 --> 00:11:58.360 a ski mask, just cranking ron to some book about lighters and minotaurs fighting 184 00:11:58.399 --> 00:12:03.799 down in war. It's weird guy, but an incredible form. Well anyways, 185 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:05.919 or fifty days away from WrestleMania, that's the showcase of the Immortals, 186 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:15.639 Mike, I love your bonds Man Rody, incredible form going after Professor Folsom. 187 00:12:15.879 --> 00:12:22.360 He changed his front yard to look like Tokyo to attract Godzilla the two 188 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:28.000 foot monitor, roughneck lizard from Crowley. All you attracted was dog mangy dogs 189 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:33.679 and a ski masked guest of our Incredible but fifty Days of WrestleMania fifteen. 190 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:39.240 That's a milestone, cranking rod. He throws cranking rod. It's his face, 191 00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:45.000 my favorites, that's perfect favorite catchphrase. Now it's been one day. 192 00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:52.480 I'm getting sick beaten. Hey, and I'm starting to regret be in a 193 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:58.440 horse bum bum But Hey, I like the freak. Hey, I think 194 00:12:58.559 --> 00:13:07.960 I like your feet. Hey, let's have foot intercourse. I don't even 195 00:13:09.000 --> 00:13:11.759 know what that is. I do. It's really pretty tribute to a beautiful 196 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:16.039 song that we heard yesterday. It's tired. We're supposed to hear it again 197 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:20.200 today and we forgot. We can end the show with it. Hey, 198 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:24.000 guys, it's been a great morning, I'd have to say so. I 199 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:26.639 ain't been working too hard, but I've been putting these drinking fountains together, 200 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:31.159 and well, boys, I hope I get to see you guys on the 201 00:13:31.200 --> 00:13:33.360 freaking show weekend. Maybe you guys will be at the movie from here on. 202 00:13:33.919 --> 00:13:37.159 Hey, February twenty seventh, with us Speak easy. I can't wait 203 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:41.120 to see you guys. You all have a good one. Yeah, Albert, 204 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:48.000 it took me half of it. Brother full Tyrese Haliburton, their good 205 00:13:48.080 --> 00:13:52.399 job free Jesus. Yeah, I would love to sit in the bathtub full 206 00:13:52.440 --> 00:13:56.679 of cream corn while the Downbeat danced around, singing the theme song to Phineas 207 00:13:56.720 --> 00:14:07.200 and Ferb and throwing little pickles one day what that GUYE day? Good morning 208 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:09.639 boys. You guys are doing a fantastic job. I hope you have a 209 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:18.000 good weekend. Colin Kurt Busch, just sitting eating their morning cheerios listening to 210 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:24.200 the Freak KT comes in with a right hook out of nowhere. Why do 211 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:26.919 you hate the Bush brothers? They got nothing to do with nine to eleven 212 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:35.519 KT. That's someone totally different. Kevin Kevin well as a guy who used 213 00:14:35.559 --> 00:14:43.080 to work part time as a tour guy in Texas Motor Speedway. I don't 214 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:45.519 know, it's still like a mother. They were winning a lot back then. 215 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:48.080 Just felt like kind of they were always trying to fight, trying to 216 00:14:48.120 --> 00:14:54.159 fight people. Remember one time with the Fan we were interviewing one of those 217 00:14:54.159 --> 00:15:00.440 guys. I think it was Kyle, Kurt Kyle or very ugly I know, 218 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:03.759 right, I can help. That's another part of this. And he 219 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:07.000 said something was said in an email by one of our coworkers and he like 220 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:09.519 flipped him off, like on the air, but he like what he was 221 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:13.840 kind of being funny, but it was also like serious. I feel like 222 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:16.039 those guys were into their power dynamic at one point. And then wasn't it 223 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:20.600 Kurt Busch who was speeding residentially? Like NASCAR guy, you don't need to 224 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:26.720 be driving one twenty three to go get milk. That's just mine. That's 225 00:15:26.759 --> 00:15:31.440 all it comes from. It stems from nothing, It stems from nothing. 226 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:43.840 I wanted to take it to a gay bar war Electric six rules. Thank 227 00:15:43.840 --> 00:15:46.919 you, Dick Valentine. That was awesome. I would love to be the 228 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:54.120 average sized meat between a Danny Bayless and Mike sroy Sandwich. By the way, 229 00:15:54.759 --> 00:15:58.480 I'm a horse. I don't understand him. You've made a massive impression 230 00:15:58.480 --> 00:16:03.039 with the horse. It's a cult classic already. Yeah, it's all people 231 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:07.919 are talking about. Heard it across the metro verse. This is the response 232 00:16:07.960 --> 00:16:11.279 Mick Kreamer was looking for. It's a viral hit. Well that was our 233 00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:15.720 yeah, but he was an established artist. This is just a singing piece 234 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:22.080 of chocolate, little speaker, it's got it. I do have it all 235 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:26.799 right, But before we do that, it's not the leak of your auburn 236 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:36.559 head. It's not the crook up your smile. It's not the whispers you 237 00:16:36.759 --> 00:16:44.279 speak in my ears. It's not your elegant style. It's not the way 238 00:16:44.480 --> 00:16:52.320 that you hold my hand. It's not your kisses in hume. Let me 239 00:16:52.600 --> 00:17:00.879 be perfectly honest, it's your jugs. I dedicate that song to Gabby, 240 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:07.440 Thank you for listening. Gabby Rooner with a little brown drink tink tinking around 241 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:12.079 in his hand, just on stage. It's like Michael Boublay on acid and 242 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:18.359 it's beautiful with a punchline. It's not the crook of your smile, the 243 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:22.279 cook of it. That's what the Walt singer. I like the fact that 244 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:29.559 that singer was honest the way you know we've all been there. It's none 245 00:17:29.559 --> 00:17:33.079 of those things. So perfectly honest. Let's get back real quick. The 246 00:17:33.160 --> 00:17:37.519 Daytona five hundred bet just so we all need to write now. Yeah, 247 00:17:37.599 --> 00:17:45.319 Mike has, Brad Keselowski, Kyle Busch and Kyle Larson. Yeah, Danny 248 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:48.079 Has, Denny Hamlin, Chase Elliott, Ty Gibbs. I have Joey Logano, 249 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:52.559 Ryan Blaney, and Bubba Wallace and we will add up your finishing positions. 250 00:17:52.599 --> 00:17:56.680 Yep. So if it's one, ten and eleven, that would be 251 00:17:56.680 --> 00:18:00.920 twenty two. Whoever's got the highest total number is your loser. Has to 252 00:18:00.960 --> 00:18:04.079 wear a shirt that Mike is ordered all No, not next week. I 253 00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:07.839 won't be here for another week. Okay. You have to wear the same 254 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:11.519 T shirt every day for a week. Yeah, I want T shirt weather, 255 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:15.559 so it's bad. And you have to make full effort and draw the 256 00:18:15.559 --> 00:18:19.839 most beautiful picture you can of Bill Elliott and give it to the winner. 257 00:18:21.400 --> 00:18:25.559 And you have to retweet three tweets during whatever payoff week is probably week after 258 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:30.720 next, and you can only write wood smash and then just see where that 259 00:18:30.759 --> 00:18:36.559 goes thrice in a week. Kyle Busch and Kyle Larson for you, Mike, 260 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:40.799 I don't huh, I don't really know. Yeah, okay, Kyle 261 00:18:40.839 --> 00:18:44.000 Busch, Kyle Larson, Brad Keslowski. We'll be back at six am. 262 00:18:44.319 --> 00:18:47.880 See if Luca is your All Star game MVP, all that other stuff, 263 00:18:47.920 --> 00:18:51.960 and we'll have a big show with the downbeat President's dayson. We might not 264 00:18:52.039 --> 00:18:55.599 be working but we will be here all right, doing many of the speakers. 265 00:18:55.640 --> 00:18:59.240 I think we'll be playing the Lucas seventy three point game on Monday at 266 00:18:59.240 --> 00:19:03.519 two pm, hoasted by Coop and Kevin Gray. But the downbeat is going 267 00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:08.519 to send you off with the very cult classic weird song healthy as a Horse. 268 00:19:26.279 --> 00:19:30.640 Wait, that's not the one with the lyrics. You did this the 269 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:33.599 other day too. Well, I have a lot of things that I have 270 00:19:33.720 --> 00:19:40.519 opened on my file. I am concerned. I'm here. It is everyone 271 00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:47.400 relaxed. Everyone just shut up and relax. It's happening now. Every yo. 272 00:19:59.160 --> 00:20:07.960 Sex is overrated. I just masturbted, and now I'm feeling healthy as 273 00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:18.960 a horse. Love is overrated. It just makes you frustrated. And now 274 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:27.759 I'm feeling happy as a horse. So that's when I decided to walk on 275 00:20:27.799 --> 00:20:37.000 all fours and try it. And now I'm turning into a horse. I'm 276 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:45.440 eating Hey for dinner. A future triple Crown winner. I posted online that 277 00:20:45.599 --> 00:20:57.680 I'm now a horse farmaro Saint Biscuits. I'm a thoroughbred king Smarty Jones, 278 00:20:59.319 --> 00:21:06.720 black beauty. They will hear me sing, mister red bow tech horsemen. 279 00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:17.079 They were on TV Secretariat Seattle, slew got nothing on me. Sets is 280 00:21:17.319 --> 00:21:26.200 over rated. I just masturbated and now I'm feeling healthy as a horse.