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Somebody was excited. Good morning morning
Covio every Friday. Thanks man, Now

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get serious, get serious, god
effing yelling. Top fifteen answers are on

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the board. I'm actually pump.
It worked on me. Fifteen random signs.

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You're an old person now, okay, okay, Yeah, what's your

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buzzing word? T T boy okay, top fifteen signs you're an old person?

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TT Danny reading glasses? Oh my
god, Now I gotta find it.

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He always does this. What's hard
when there's fifteen of them? It's

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hard presented his family feud? Yeah, you're and that means you think think

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the answers are on the board.
It was one of those I fifty eight

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a M decisions. I don't see
reading glass. This is the worst family

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feud of all. You've probably worked
on this too. BuzzFeed again, it'll

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be better than the worst he news
ever. Good night boy, you have

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to pee at night a lot?
Oh? Is that? I don't know

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If you hit a strike on this, We're just gonna move on and play

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the damn theme this what is wrong
with you? Look? A lot of

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people were asked. Many people were
asked, all right, uh back pain,

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Okay, you know what I mean. That's that's easy. That's easy.

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But no, okay, I'm gonna
give you a question. I'm gonna

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give you. I'm gonna give you. You can't stand or sit without making

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some sort of noise just to make
Danny happy because he doesn't like the game.

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Wants fine. No one's on board
with anything. That's fine, we're

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on board. But read and having
to pee at night. Those are like

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the survey. Get mad at the
people who took the survey. Get him

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in at the host. I'm gonna
go Ray Combs myself here because I can't

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get the respect. Just play the
intro. There, it is all right,

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Here we go what they want us
to do anyways, Probably can't about

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death. This one on your mind
all day. You never get it.

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Get many bat your fastday. Here, we're gonna do a show. There's

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the segments. See that's here's the
segments. Okay, we'll be serious.

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We do have a new Danny Baylis
intro at nine o'clock. Don't you don't

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even promo that we we we just
do the segment. You play the thing,

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you guys, snicker for two seconds. We get to the content,

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the meat when we applaud you all
right, what was number one? You're

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so anti fanfare? Tell us what
number one was? Got me around?

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Oh I'll oh, I'll just to
think. I want, I want to

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go over this damn list because okay, this is ridiculous. Okay, just

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give us one. It was number
fifteen, because there's fifteen answers on the

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board, fifteen number fifteen, which
look much like the judges on Family f

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youd. I am pretty lenient.
You drive by a nice house and say

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that's a nice house. Well,
that's something you never did when you were

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young. Okay, so is this
maybe things you say or do? Okay,

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not like physical like noises you make? Yeah, when you when it

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rains you say we needed this rain. That's not on there. But yes,

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how about you introduce yourself as Keith
to ll cool J if you see

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him. Okay, not all these
are good too, Keith to ll cool

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J. Number one. You eat
a lot of tombs? Really, yeah,

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they do that. Nice. You
get older and like, do you

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have heartburn? Oh my god,
I never had it until like five years

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ago. Well you do, like
three years ago. You have acid reflux?

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Oh my god. Yeah, you're
supposed to get the either prescription stuff

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or the like OTC like pills or
something, because my doctor said that all

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the tombs it just kind of coach
what's on top, you know, and

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very temporary relief. It's not really
gonna solve. It's just very very temporary.

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It's a band aid on a larger
issue. It's like it's like drinking

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away your anxiety. Right, Like
if you had a cup of heartburn and

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you just set the tombs on top, it might cover the very top,

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but if you drop the pill in
the bottom, it dissolves and fixes the

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cup of heartburn from the bottom of
the cup. And that comes from spicy

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foods. And like for me,
it's like if I drink like a lot

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of whiskey. Yeah. Well,
and then you wake up in the middle

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of the night. You wake up
in the middle of the night and you

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feel like you can't breathe and you're
going and you're right, it's there's just

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like weird thing in your throat.
It's like bubbling. That's acid reflux though,

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right, Oh, I've had that
where you almos feel like you're in

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a barf acid. Yeah, in
the middle of the night, and you

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know it, what is that?
Yeah, it's terrible. That's the worst

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thing. Uh. And I in
my head, I blamed it on Seltzers,

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which I'm kind of trying not to
drink anymore. You're sticking a straight

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gin. I'm a happier boy when
I do that. He came in the

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other day to that basketball thing with
a bottle of gin and he had like

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a maniacal look on his whole I
heard batman villain. I came in with

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some energy, didn't I. Yeah, it was nice. I had a

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plan and I was like, I'm
going to turn this thing upside down.

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I went in, I read the
room for a minute. I said,

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all right, let's pour my first
drink gin. Ideas started going, that's

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a sign you're an old person is
you're drinking gin own gin'rong with a gin

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and tonic. That's common drink and
if you're trying to go especially nowadays in

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the world of non sugar tonic.
But yeah, but you're trying to like

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watch your figure, are you kidding
me? Has a ton of sugar in

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it. But no, but they
have diet and non sugar tonics. Okay,

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that's probably creating heartburn as well.
Make the aspartame in your body.

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I do take in a lot of
aspertain with the fake diet drinks. So

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bad for you your touring intake.
Stay away from touring for the most part,

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unless I feel like I need a
great morning boost with the Celsius energy.

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You want club soda. You don't
want tonic as far as carbs,

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all right, the tonic if it's
got no sugar, it's got quinine in

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it too. Yeah, Quinine.
That's a Star Wars character. What is

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your off the thing? I like, what does your say when you pull

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up to the liquor store and I'll
be right back, and you walk out

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with a handle of beef feeder and
they have to get the box. She's

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like, oh no, not beef
eater. He's gonna want to wallow.

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Don't want to sleep next to Genny. Oh she has Genny O coming over.

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He's snores, he's got heartburn.
Song doesn't work like the alien movies

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come to life. His dong doesn't
work. Let's leave her out of this

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for the sake of me. So
I got a new It was a new

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California gin with a little citrus kick, and it's botanicals without borders. There,

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Danny, it's the tagline that really
sold me. I like aviation gin

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now. Granted I come from a
family that builds airplanes and I like Ryan

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Reynolds a lot, so it's an
easy mesh. Let's pull that, send

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it to sales. Let's get that
going. But I don't, dude,

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I used to drink but a ton
of beer. I don't really like beer

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that much anymore. I like a
few different times of beer. I like

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a beer here and there, but
just sitting and drinking beer anymore. I

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love one. Uh No, I
do Rolltown Light, you know there,

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they do have a couple of beers. It's like, not my favorite thing,

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but Rolltown Lights my like probably favorite
beer that exists, and I tell

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them market it more. Why does
everything have to be about Dirk's beer.

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It should be because it's Dirk,
but it is pretty damn good too,

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to Light or the Colt, the
big Germans, the big German I have,

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but I went to the road Town
Light. Yeah, you can have

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whatever you want. And every time
you like thirty sixth, every time it's

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empty, you make your money,
look at the options and you choose which

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one you want. You purchase.
It's to you consume it anything you like.

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I'm just giving them company advice.
Promote that one, because every time

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I go to a store and I
see it, there's very few of that

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and very more of others. Very
few of that people are buying that.

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Promote it more. Should beat the
ballpark, but they don't want to.

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How many how many innings did he
make it through his his baseball gin experience

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at the basketball party, because that's
his big claim. Well, he'll bring

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in a big bottle of gin and
go I'm going all nine innings tonight,

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and he typically gets pulled. I
don't know. After the third Mike Maddox

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just walks in Cash's front door,
little fully uniformed, and Kevin just lowers

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his head. He knows there's thirty
people here, but he knows who Mike

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Maddox has arrived here for. He
knows this isn't just a talk. Actually,

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Bochie comes out. They don't even
mattics anymore. That's just Maddi's coming

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to get me, because that's just
Maddick's going to get me because they don't

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want me blowing out my third arm. Different. He was good, though

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he was drunk, was good,
but he was the last one to leave.

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I was happy, really, I
was want to leave. I got

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out quick. No you did.
I snuck out cook because I didn't tell

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goodbye to anyone, and she's like, you should take goodbye, and I

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said, I don't tell. I
don't say good to remember these people.

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You were among the last people leave, because so was I. It's usually,

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you know, at a party and
then people come and they arrive sporadically

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and they leave sporadically and then maybet
the end of the night. It's just

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kind of family there. Yeah,
that's what it was. Family relatives and

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Kevin ro Well. I had to
make sure that everyone get their payouts too

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from them. I know. It's
ultimate square. You were perfect that night.

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It was my perfect little Kevio makes
me think of the old SNL bit

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from like the seventies, The Thing
that Wouldn't Leave. Do you remember that

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Kevio? No John shows up at
a at a house party and he's like

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the last one there except the people
that are ready to go to bed that

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live there, Like, oh wow, sure is getting late, and he's

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like, you guys, got any
sandwiches, You got any chips? I

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am hungry. He just won't leave. But it's like a horror film.

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Yeah, the thing that wouldn't leave. What's on TV? In your chair?

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I have a Cash is before with
Jackbox TV for sure, playing way

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too many games while Cash just wants
to go to bed. Yeah, what's

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this cool new video game? It's
like two in the morning. Yeah,

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yawn forced yawning. Mary's cleaning up
on a show. Oh yeah, yeah,

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the washer start. Okay, No, he wasn't that at all.

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But you were among the last leave. But it was nowhere nearly fifteen people

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there too. Yeah, it wasn't
all this were one of the last to

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leave technically number three. Look at
what else is on the list of number

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two? You still print out your
boarding pass? Okay, I actually kind

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of like having it. You do
just in case your phone dies you lose

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a charge. I don't know,
it's good to have. How about big

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font on the phone? Oh don't
see it, but yes, okay,

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my font was set so big.
I had to shrink it this week because

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I'd go to the Masters app and
hit the leaderboard and it would take it

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would take d Chambeau like three lines
to make it across. I can see

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one or two golfers on theboard.
I'm like, I gotta shrink this thing.

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Mikey's Mikey's fought. It's like when
he reads a text for me,

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he has to read it letter by
letter. Yeah, because only one letter

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will fit on the screen. Scroll
my finger to get through d A and

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oh that's from Bayles's Okay, it's
not that big, and I do the

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bit set it to max, and
I read text near people and wait for

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them to like double take and look
over where it is like that. It's

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the size of your skin. Can't
you ever set your phone text of max?

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I don't. I don't mess with
the thing because I don't want to

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get it. This is sounds.
I don't want to not know how to

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change it back. The thing that's
funny is not only does he set his

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text to max, he puts his
glasses on too, Like what's the point

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just the quick guys, So you
gotta display and brightness and then text size

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and then yeah, if you like, look at that's max like max textile.

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Oh my god, I could see
his whole name and that's normal for

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you? Or did you are doing
a bit just maxed it? I don't.

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That's way too big And no,
I wouldn't need glasses if I said

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it to that no, I keep
it. What I think is because you

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adjust right when you make it,
you make it a little bigger, and

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then you think that's normal. So
that's like what I keep it at.

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Look big to you. That's I
think. That's about what I have mine.

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I don't even need the glasses unless
it's low light. Is that about

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the same for you right there?
Yeah, that's the same as you're doing

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great those girls he's texting es gees. Why do you have a bunch of

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girl names with the name of a
bar next to him? Your contact?

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Fine girl name landing girl named cosmos? What a DNA's It is always funny

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though, when you're around someone younger
that wants you to read something on their

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phone and you don't have your glad, Like if Maddie came in here and

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my glasses, she's hands with her
phone. I just you know what I

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do? I just go, No, I give it right back. You're

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gonna have to read this to mate. That's why I keep my readers on

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a nice chain. Your mom does
that, yeah, so go Does she

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ever just give you the phone back? Huh huh? She'll ask me to

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read her phone and read the ingredients
now, Yeah, which she doesn't ever

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glasses. Yeah, anytime anyone even
approaches me with their phone in their hand,

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I just starts yelling no, thank
you, no, thank you.

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Run. That's my nightmare. It's
my modern nightmare that anyone makes me look

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at their phone for any reason.
God forbid it's a video. A part

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of life is people want to show
people things. Though. Now you know

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my problem. Never show me anything
on your phone. I'll be happier.

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My problem is in the wild.
I don't take my glasses with me,

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like out and about. It's just
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I just don't carry them on me, So god forbid. You're on a

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date or something and you go to
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and it might be a romantic endeavor
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I have no and you just hand
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go, can you order from me? Please? Do they have? You

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know? Ask what's what's on there? What sounds good to you? Yeah,

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it's terrible. She knows why?
Huh does she know why? Yeah?

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Of course, I mean you're making
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She knew what she was getting into. She knew she was dating Papa.

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That's the one that yeah, I
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being locked in with Christina. There's
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And for whatever reason I've told you
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my existence. Well, she knows
that soon you'll be gone and she'll get

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that huge inheritance. Yeah. True'sroy
fortune some people think exists. It's weird

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they do. I don't know why. Who's of money? Yeah? Powerboat

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racer all right, not really like
he's a known thing that brings people millions

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upon millions. Oh, power boat
racing. That's it's not I never think

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about it too much, to be
honest, outside of knowing you. Yeah,

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exactly, I don't even know it
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sometimes by knowing you, and sometimes
when I drive past Popeyes. Yeah,

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okay, thank you, I'll take
that. It's about like saying my dad

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is financially like, my dad's the
world's most famous like lawnmower racer. You

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know it's the Koboda kid. Well, I think it's cooler than that.

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yeah, he's known in those circles
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races. Like he cranked this thing
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of championships. It's not like a
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Okay, so a nine room deal
did downbeat request live there? We

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can't call it DRL dl RL DRL
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Essentially, you can have anything you
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I keep all a lot of stuff
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because my computer makes a lot of
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you want an old bit, an
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to talk about something, you can
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know, meander around that for a
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from days gone by, tales of
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It's a request line, yeah,
from the days of your If you want

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to hear all the Masters winners by
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can do it twice, go forward
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If that's your request. We don't
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what the request is. Nineteen fifty
six, So be ready for everything.

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Nineteen fifty six three, No,
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Junior? See right? Oh boy, oh yeah, I figured you just

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have it up all day since it's
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Actually I just have the master masters. But that was close, and I

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did not like that countdown. That
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it was too quick. But yes, nineteen sixty eight Virginior at one over

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he won, nineteen sixty eighteen sixty
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thank you, Maddie. Nineteen six
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six oh ninety six days, Bob
Goldie. Yes. One year after.

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There's some tricks to that. One
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was Jesus my new favorite golfer.
Oh, Gay Brewer. Okay, should

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have heard Kevin's new character, Lord
the Gay Brewer. Hey, guys,

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would you like some pilsners? You
like ipa? It's India pallets. I

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made it myself, boy, every
break he wanted the debut Gay Brewer,

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didn't he? But then when the
light came on, that character walked out

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the door. No strange, oh
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to remember those like Bob Goolby.
I remember, all right, sixty eight

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that's the ultimate goal in golf.
Sixty eight goal Bob Goldby. Sixty nine

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is George Archer, who's famously like
the tallest golf forever and incredibly large nose.

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So yes, I do picture sixteen
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Okay, the best one nineteen forty
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like forty one Dirk huge Wood,
the biggest baller of all time. Craig

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Wood, nineteen forty one. I
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connect your There's only a few of
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fifty seven. The winner's Doug Ford, but I think fifty seven Chevy.

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It's it's not a fifty seven Chevy, it's Doug Ford. It's amazing to

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remember people's names, the scenarios that
I have them in in my head when

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I see them again, to remember
their names, yeah, yeah, the

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stuff that can't be repeated. Yeah, well, nineteen forty six, last

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one, I'll tell you because they
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World War two forty three four FO
five nineteen forty six, an American one,

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but his name was Herman Kaiser,
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the other side of things. So
that's an easy one too. I'm Mike

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Syroy Danny Bals's year. That's Kevin
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a lot of there's a couple where
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Nicholas went back and forth, and
then Nicholas went too, like you knew

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that order, Yeah, then you
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Brewer line of sixty seven. Okay, we go Jack and Ronie, Jack

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and Arney and then nineteen sixty seven. Yes, I remember Gabe Brewer because

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there's a change in the famousness of
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God, it's amazing. So I
God, that's impressive. Thank you.

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Anyway, Downbeat Request Live n nine
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already on my little list, okay
and three actually, but to them,

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we kind of we did a test
run, throw it out and see how

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fast. No, because I have
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me not be able to to?
No? I don't want to do that.

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Okay, good, I don't either. I'll tell you I do have

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Kevin the Actor, which we just
heard last week, because I absolutely love

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it. I do have the entire
Just Ground Beef Song because I'm sick of

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singing the part of it in my
head. I want to hear the whole

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thing again. And then of course
I have Cade McNamara, Yes, the

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quarterback. You know you just gotta
come hard. Hey, if you want,

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you can request an informal impromptu visit
from Gaye Brewer. I might hear

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the debut today, nineteen sixty seven. Masters cha, gay Brewer. I

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don't want to sail to seven seas
with me. We're going to make your

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own beer. Also, I've got
a that roller Town is swill. You'll

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need to try mine. I don't
care if your friends are invested, it

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doesn't matter. Can you play with
your own balls. I got my real

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stuff. I got stat Wards out
boy. I'll drink it the dead of

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summer. I don't care. The
dead of summer's first. I'll take the

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staff. It's more of a session, I pa. It's real drinkable.

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It's got a fruit fruity notes on
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finish. So you can just like
sit at the pool and just drink them.

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I'm gabre, Yeah, you're really
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gay. We grind, grind them, real good grinder. Yesterday I

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go on grinder. We wrote the
news to the nation that OJ Simpson died,

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or we did. We kind of
have a if you took every radio

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station in America, right. I
mean, I'm not saying we were number

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one, close because we were trying
to be responsible with what you know,

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but man, we had it from
the family within a couple of minutes,

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and we're the top one percent of
radio stations with that news. And it's

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guaranteed murderer news first stand teed.
That's the show that broke the O J.

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Simpson news to the world. That's
how people will know us when they

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see us on the streets. He's
on that show that broke the O J.

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Simpson news to the world. We
have it a bit of an I

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wants call it a two part segment
because I don't think it'll be like the

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full thing, but it might be. But I watched yesterday from about three

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two pm on until about eleven last
night, I watched and pulled every single

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Norm mc Norm McDonald weekend update joke
from Saturday Night Live that was about OJ

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Simpson, along with getting out my
SNL book, going to the index,

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finding the pages where they mentioned OJ
Simpson and get the full story. I

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refreshed it in my mind of how
he got fired from Weekend Update. It's

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amazing to get fired because of something
OJ related. I'll give you the teaser

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now. So the West Coast President
of NBC is Don Olbemire and he was

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golf buddies with OJ. Oh.
I didn't know that had maintained that OJ

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was innocent because he had been friends
with OJ for twenty seven years. Had

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basically now to Don Olimyer's credit,
I will say this, he told like

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he never said like, don't make
OJ jokes. In fact, he told

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Jay Leno and it's in the book. It's pretty pretty well documented in the

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book. So Jay Leno like,
you can't stop doing what you do because

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I'm friends with OJ. But you
know, Norm was swerving out of his

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way to run over O J when
there wasn't even news from OJ that week.

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It's every week and I pulled the
best ones, but it's every week

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and now OJ and you can hear
the crowd kind of god. But his

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point. You know, Don Oldmeyer
said he didn't think normal was funny,

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and Burn actually thought norms you two, No, I upper management has thought

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that about all the similar dissimilarities during
credit Don dude, Yeah, the similarities

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are incredible. But I also because
it's such a cultural thing, I started

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going. I was like, cause
you pull it, and I've got all

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these episodes and I was like,
okay, so who's hosting Courtney Cox with

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Blues Traveler? And then Hellia talks
hosting with Muriel Hemingway. I don't even

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know who that is. By all
these people, it's kind of fun to

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watch who was the host at this
time because I think it is a larger

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discussion in the end, after we
get to the fun jokes and stuff,

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it's the larger discussion about how you
took all this in. I remember this

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being on my grandpa's house on court
TV. Danny said it before the show,

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he said, change the way we
watched TV. It did, and

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uh, yeah, I launched the
careers of so many people, so you

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know, we got the way.
Merrol Hemingway, the star of the movie

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Personal Best with which dealt with the
lesbian track stars ninety four ninety five,

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oh no, probably like eighty three. Okay, so she came back in

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the nineties and something she was hosting. It was weird that she was hosting.

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You can look that up. Well, it's an incredible fun fact.

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You just can not believe. You
know why, because it was on HBO

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like every other show was Personal Best
with Muriel Hemingway. And of course my

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little dumb horny ass was watching it
because I heard there was lesbians in it.

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Yeah, that's me swing out to
watch black Swan. Black Swan's great

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it is. I only watched it
once and I was blown away. But

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I never would have wanted to see
it if I didn't know that there was

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lesbian ball arenas. Yeap, that
will do the trick, especially if they're

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uh, what's her name, Natalie
port Natalie Portman or Kira Knightley interchangeable in

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my heart and both welcome. Oh
we don't write that. Don't write that,

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Okay, So that's gonna be fun. We'll do all that, you

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know, I mean, like JOJ
died. We get to talk about it

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for ten minutes yesterday, but I
know we have more thoughts plus the audio

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and the story's nuts because every time
OJ comes up. I think about Norm

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MacDonald, which is probably not right, but it's what it is. I

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think about the victims, Kevin ToxT. I think of Nicole and Rohan and

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Fred. Do you think about Fred? The dad mm hmm, less than

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the victor, the direct victims.
Well, they don't know what you're thinking.

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They're dead. What they don't I
don't Not today Fred on the list,

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I've got your news of the week
audio recab A far all You Walk

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And for the ninth day in a
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