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All right, folks, that wraps up my time for today. I
see our late night crew walking in as we speak, and I'll tell you,
folks, I've heard some things. I've heard. These guys are all
about the local scene. But the question is can they bring the heat.
We're gonna find out up next on the Local Rocks. What's up, dipshits?
Charming is always Jeff, Look, I don't get your hard, screamy
bullshit you all like to call music. Don't fuck this up and don't adjust
my fucking seat. Wow, Jeff, it sounds like someone's shitting your weedies.
Too bad. I would have loved done it myself. Yeah, that's
funny. I'm out of here. Try not to put everyone to sleep tonight.
Bye. What a dick, dude, he's been here for like one
hundred years, like back when music was invented. Yeah shit, all right,
what are we starting with? Well, we got all reliable here.
Oh man, death by Ducks? Who names their band death by Ducks?
I don't know, man, but these guys are killing it. Gives me
a lot of hope for the scene. Yeah. I guess you're right,
But man, death by Ducks it's pretty unique, though. I have to
admit that it's something really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. All right,
Well we're loaded up, you're good to go. Yeah, I'm ready.
Just head wipe Jeff's earsweat off the head fence, jesus, oh gross.
All right, let's get this going. What's up local rockers? If
you're just tuning them, this is Rod Aaron Shorty's local rock show. Yeah,
let's get it on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Easy there,
Shorty, Sorry, folks, he's just really excited. I'm excited for
a good reason, man. Deah Bye. Here they are with their self
titled song from their self titled ep. Man, these guys are killing it
out there. Hell yeah, you think we should give away some tickets?
Oh? Hell yeah? What do we think? How about the Fifth Color
gets two tickets to see Death by Ducks performing at the VFW Hall on Liberty
Street this coming Saturday. Man, that is gonna be a hell of a
good show. Hell yeah, let's get into the jam, man. I
swear to God who comes up with this stuff? Dude? I know.
I guess the folks love it. Though. We are here to serve the
people, right yeah, man, and I suppose so. I just wonder
how much we're actually doing here. Hey man, every little bit helps,
right. As long as we don't end up like that Dick Jeff, I
feel like we'll be okay. Audiophile corrupted seeking next closest tunstain tempting repair.
All right, you are the fifth caller? What's your name? Hey,
Bro? I'm Tony. All right, Bro, let's turn the radio down
there. Oh sorry, Bra, So Tony, where are you calling from?
I'm calling from my mom's statement. You are the fifth caller, So
the Death by Ducks tickets are all yours, bro, A free show?
All right, thanks for calling you guys out there. If you have any
requests, call us here at the station and let us know. Yeah,
we're here all night to keep the local rack going, keeping the scene alive.
Okay, who's up next? Well? I figured we'd get into some
news here. Turns out the Muffin Top Ferrets had to postpone their show at
the Dice Club due to unforeseen circumstances. Oh man, what happened over there?
Well, an entire block lost power suddenly and they couldn't get it restored
until early this morning. The show had to be postponed. Bummer, guys,
Yeah, that is a bummer. I guess there's no way for them
to do an acoustic set. Huh. No, they were planning a full
on show and losing power pretty much killed it. Man, what's up with
all the power outages? Huh that's like the third one in three days.
You think it has anything to do with the weird stuff going on? Man?
Are you buying into that alien stuff? Now? Hey man, you
never know. They could be listening to the show right now. Martian metal
heads huh ahha, Marsia metal heads. Now there's a band for somebody out
there. All right, Well, here's Muffin Top Ferrets with their new song
Toastubble. I mean it is kind of weird though, right. We've got
emails here already about those lights. Yeah, kind of weird, but it's
probably like venus or something. There's like four lights, man, how can
they all be venus? I don't know, an eclipse or something. I
don't think it works like that. But all right, whatever you say there,
Shorty the science guy. I don't like your tone. Want to take
some call in? Yeah? Might as well. All right, we're gonna
go to the phones and take requests so you all can talk about the local
scene with us. All right, here we go. It's my dog.
Hey man, Yeah, those ducks are killing it. You got a request
or want to tell us something new? Yeah? Man, those lights are
for sure some alien stuff going on, my uncle. He well, we
seem to have lost our caller. Who's next? What's up? Fellas?
Can you play Cannibal Hamster by Rusty Trombone? Those guys are amazing? Is
this you? Rusty? You're really gonna call in and request your own band?
Yeah? Man metal? All right, well we'll throw it on.
Then here's Cannibal Hamster. Did you hang up on the alien guy? No?
He he hung up on us. Oh I thought you got rid of
him. Now I thought about it though. All right, audiophile corrupted shicky
next closest timestam. All right, folks, you want to talk to us
about the weird lights, give us a call. Call her. You're the
air. What do you got for us? I saw them when they first
appeared, the power went out and everything. It was so weird. So
what do you think they are? Man? I don't know, but you
know it's got the government all over it. Think so huh? Oh yeah,
man, My uncle told me once that he was taken by a UFO.
He's a crazy old timer living out in the country somewhere. Now.
Haven't seen him for years. Hey, there's no chance he can hear you
on here talking smack about him. Right now? Man, we're good,
But hey, one more thing. What's that death by ducks? Hell?
Yeah? Wow? Oh my god. Hey man, I'm gonna order some
fare. Do you want anything? Sure? Man? What are we getting?
Was thinking? Chinese sounds all right to me? All right? Uh.
We got a menu around here somewhere. It's on the desk in front
of you. We eat Chinese like every other night. Yeah, shit's good.
Ma'am, Yeah, it is. Well, shit, my friend's not
working. You want to try yours? Sure? Hmmm, mine's got no
signal either. All right, no big deal. I'll I'll walk down and
use the station phone, all right, get my usual yep, no problem.
All right, man, I got some food coming, but there is
a hell of a delay. We got about an hour and forty five minute
wait, damn, why so long? Apparently power outages. People are ordering
food like crazy. Wow, these outages are happening a lot lately. Don't
say it. I wasn't gonna say anything. It's just weird. Yeah,
man, how much time we got? We have another thirty minutes of music
going before we had to be back on. All right, I'm gonna scream
some of these calls and see if anybody wants to talk about anything not weird
lights in the sky related. Okay, cool, let me know what you
find. Oh right, guys and gals, we are back. We're still
waiting on our food, but in the meantime we're going to take a few
calls. Yeah, it's all about them lights. This is getting out of
hand, guys, caller, you on the air, Hi, does anyone
else notice the lights? Look like they're coming down, coming down. Yeah,
either that or they're a lot bigger. And what's what the outage is?
My cell isn't working. I had to call you guys from Penny Signer
though on the lame line. This is nuts. Yeah, that's wild.
We noticed our phones weren't working either when we tried to call in some food.
We use the station phone to get our orders in. Speaking of which,
where are those guys everybody's placing orders? Man, No one wants to
go out. It's kind of creepy out here right now. To be honest,
it's me and one server at Pennies. I've never seen it so dead.
Oh right, man, be safe out there. If anything changes,
let us know. You're on the air. Who's this Hey, it's Dave.
I saw the lights earlier, caging colors. They were flashing red.
This shit is wild. Hey, take it easy there, Bud. We
can't be cussing on the air. Oh shit, sorry, man, I
damn it. Okay, moving right along, next calling surety. All the
lights are flashing. We have too many calls coming, folks. You're gonna
have to bear with us. Hey, y'all, this is crazy out here.
I'm down here near Miller's Road. I'll tell you what. The entire
area is dead silent. The farms down here usually got a lot of noise
going on with cows and chickens and whatnot. Not. Tonight's dead silent.
I don't like it at all. Yeah, that would be pretty crazy.
I swear, are you guys pranking us? What's going on out there?
All right, let's get some music going. Uh. This is Stereo Mammoth
with their new songs. Smoke, bro. This is getting crazy. I
thought this was just a big joke, but seems like something's going on.
Man. Yeah, the phone's being down on the outages, people panicking.
What the hell is this? I don't know what should we do? I'm
not sure, man, I guess just keep on keeping on. Sounds like
a plan. Hey Tara, Yeah, can you like call the police or
something, maybe find out if this is all just a big hoax? Sure?
What if it's just like a huge hoax? Well, if it is
and everyone in town is in on it except us, thanks for the invite,
guys. Hey, what if that dick Jeff put people up to this
to make us look stupid? Oh that motherfucker? Well, hang on,
what if it's like swamp gas. Swamp gas. Really that sounds like when
I when I sit in this fucking cher all night. Well can confirm your
aunts does smell like someone died in it? I'm so hungry. I am
literally dying right now. I can see you rib cage man. How much
time is left? Any order? Dude? It's been like ten minutes you
said ten minutes ten minutes ago? No, I didn't you? Sure?
Yeah? The starvation's making you lose it. Man, Holy shit? Was
that an earthquake? Sure felt like one. I've never been in one before.
Shouldn't we get under the desk or something? I thought it was a
bathtub. That's tornadoes, I think, Oh right, I've never been in
the natural disaster. Give me a break. You're cool, man. Do
you think it has anything to do with the swampcast? Oh? Shut the
fuck up, guys, Holy crap. Was that an earthquake? Yeah?
Get in the bathtub, dude, shut the flu You okayter? Yeah,
I'm okay. I have an officer on the phone here. Do you want
me to patch him through? Holy shit? Yeah? Patch him through,
officer? Can you hear us? Yeah? You don't have me on the
air, do you, no, sir, All right, Well, tonight's
not a great night from that, you guys. Okay, up there.
We've had a smaller earthquake, but no real damage. What's going on out
there? We keep getting crazy calls from people trying to convince us there's lights
in the sky and talks with aliens. Are we being pranked? We felt
the earthquake too. We're sending out units to make sure folks are all right.
We had a couple of blackouts in the northern part of the city and
a lot of calls about lights in the skies before that. I don't know
anything about aliens, guys. Right now, it seems like we're having some
domestic grid issues and it's causing all kinds of the usual problems that come with
that. Oh all right, so we're not being pranked, but people are
definitely getting panicked. Best advice, stay inside, keep the doors locked,
keep the music going. This should all blow over by morning if they get
the power fixed. Okay, Officer Ford, thank you for your time.
Yeah, man, that makes me feel a lot better. All right,
no problem boys, side note, love the show. Could you play some
more of that Death by Ducks and what the fuck? Sure? They're gonna
be huge. Holy shit. Oh hey, Officer Ford, can we talk
about any of this on the air. Well, we don't want a panic,
so I'd probably leave out anything that has to do with aliens. But
sure, maybe reassure people, let them know that we have paramedic stations at
schools for folks who may need medical attention. Yeah, we can do that.
Sure, take care, boys, Hey Tera, you hear that?
Yeah? Wow, I was gonna go head home, but I think I
might just hang out here for a while tonight. Might not be a bad
idea. All right, well we're in for the night. I'm gonna hit
the vente machines. I'll be her back. Good call m All right,
metal heads? Was that an earthquake or somebody planing some death by ducks again?
Guess bye duck. We just talked to an officer earlier who wants to
let everybody know there's going to be medical stations at the school. So if
you have any injured and you can make it there, do so. Yep,
they'll get you all fixed up. Man shorty, that was my first
earthquake. Same here, bro, I almost jumped in the bathtub. Yeah
I know you did. I'm still not sure about that one. Maam is
as wild? First blackouts, lights in the sky, now earthquakes. Sounds
like a party. What is the doctor prescribing? More metal? Just what
the doctor ordered? Another block of metal? Enjoy? I guess we could
forget about our Chinese food tonight. Yeah, I don't think they're coming.
Must be too much crap going on. Hey, guys, Yeah, what's
so, Tara? Jeff's on the line. He's freaking out? What really
like dick Jeff? Yeah, guys, Jeff, Hey, dude, we
should totally put him on the show. Make him look like the asshole.
Oh, I'm in one hundred percent Tara stolen For about two minutes, listeners,
we got the one and only rock and roll Jeff on the line.
Jeff, you're on Can you hear us? What in the actual fuck are
you guys doing? Whoa, Jeff, you're on the air. You can't
be talking like that. You know better, Shame on you. What Who
gives a fuck? Have you guys see any of the stuff going on outside?
We just got off the phone with an officer saying that there was blackouts
north end of the city. Shut the fuck up, get out of the
fucking Ray ass Ale. Are you driving right now? Yeah? Dipshit.
I'm getting a fuck away from these things. These things, Jeff, can
you elaborate? Elaborate, elaborate. I'm leaving town, assholes. I'm not
sticking around to get eaten by whatever the hell these things are. I think
Jeff's lost his mind. Jeff, what are you seeing? Fuck me?
I don't know. It looks like a biggest bug, a roach, or
a mantis or something. I've sat two and I'm fucking leaving. Your shithead
should leave too. I can't believe you're still up there, you idiots.
Jeff. We don't have time for these jokes. It's Tara in On.
This was that even real cop we talked to? What the fuck? Attention
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It is imperative that you take immediate action to ensure your safety. We urge
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