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It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with
Jack and Corn, Seo and JP Sorrow.

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Well, it's the continuation of the
TLF Christmas Show twenty twenty three.

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The Unwrapping two continues to unfold remotely
as packages continue to populate the po box

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this Christmas season, Boss, we've
we've opened a wide range of things.

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And what are we looking at right
now? This one holding it up to

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the screen and it is Martin Ferguson. This is a big one. Yeah,

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this is a big one from Germany. Oh it says on it what

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it is. Yeah, figures chocolate, sweets, Christmas cards. Oh my

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goodness. This is an overwhelming Christmas, an overflowing, a teeming Christmas bounty

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from deutsch Land. Can you'd make
German sounds for us as we go?

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Here? The UK? It's it's
Scotland in the UK. Oh, I

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thought Martin was from Germany? What
am I thinking of? Then? I

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don't know? God, I'm sorry, Well sorry, Martin, don't make

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those noises. I take it back, Figure pudding and and the rest Hot

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Toddies. Yeah, there we go. That's right, that's right, all

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right? Shall we do it?
Shall I believe this is a package that

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was, to Martin's horror, arrived
and then was returned by the post office

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for failure to be retrieved in time
or something like that. I don't know

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what happened, but it ended up
all the way back across the pond and

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then got recent because Martin means business
to that degree. It's weird because I've

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had stuff waiting in there for much
longer than this. Yeah, maybe it's

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the size of the package that there's
a smaller shelf life in terms of how

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long they'll hang on to it.
I don't know. And it has looked

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it's like it's a hurting package.
It's been through. It's been through it.

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That's true. Christmas season, that's
right. Stay here, this is

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commencing. Still don't even have a
fucking you know, I still have.

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We got in the hint be a
pair of fucking scissors down there. Literally,

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we were doing we were we were
about to start, and I was

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like, oh, I gotta get
scissors. And I'm like, of course,

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and my daughter's craft area there would
be scissors, right, Why would

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there be scissors. That's a fucking
craft area, for God's sake. Well,

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that's the thing. She said the
same thing, and that's why they

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had taken out of the craft area. Also in the craft area mac and

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cheese. Uh okay, oh my
god, I suppose, I mean,

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where are we please? All right, I guess we'll start with this.

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This is the Christmas card after gifts, Okay, to open after there's instructions.

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There are instructions. This is to
you. So it's in some nice

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red tissue paper. That's a Christmas
box if I've ever seen one. Oh,

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oh my god, what is that
bobblehead of? What of Gene Jane

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A mean Jean bobblehead? Or are
those called Funko pops? Are Funko poppers

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or whatever? That? The Flair
one Blair? Does Flair have a robe

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on there? I couldn't tell Flair
Flair has the black robe with like the

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the silver butterflies. Do you don't
much know much about wrestling Funko pops?

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Did they come out with like more
than one of There are so many funco

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pops like you see the most random
ones these days. I'm always blown away

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by it. So I have no
idea why or how many, but they

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I'll tell you if if I may
expostulate momentarily on that Ginokoland one. What's

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next? Oh yeah, these are
mine? These is the ones he gave

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to me. Not cho King,
not even with the crown, so wacky.

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That's the crown they were looking for
on Most Wanted Treasures. Marham Marham

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a Maha Christmas Funko Pops come in
your Chairman's way, Gene Okerland, Macho

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Man, Randy Savage, Making Boy, Rick Flaire, The American Dream,

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Dusky Rhads. We got some malt
teasers. Malt teesers are those like malted

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chocolate bars. They looks like malted
chocolate ball So I guess like whoppers.

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Just finished tweeting not long ago.
We love British candy of the holidays.

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What's that dairy milk? Oh my
gosh, some proper Christmas sweet spots indeed?

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Uh fruit This is from Scrooge's kitchen. A lever stealing fruit pesteels from

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our friends at round Trees Vegan friendly
on top and friendly looking at Daniel Brian

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Approved Christmas Tree is a baby food
Confections, irresistibly indulgent tablet. What the

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fuck? Something? What is that? Some things are worth sharing? Yeah?

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Yeah, because I don't want to
eat it. That's why is this

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Christmas candy or is this like acid
that I'm drafting? A brilliant buttery tablet

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made to a traditional Scottish recipe,
not made from but made to one.

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Oh man, that's being real.
So oh that is Scottish. And then

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that's a lovely tree. We got
these things here. Let's see what we

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got. Oh wow, oh wow? In their wrapper. These are the

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WCW ninety one trading cards that we
talk about all the time. That was

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my Those are my touchdowns for Bluebaro
w CW. As a kid, I

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had for some reason, you know, dozens of pats of those. That's

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crazy. That's how I got to
know a lot of the roster. Wow,

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open them up, all right?
Oh we were doing that all right.

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I wasn't sure they were there.
I guess they're probably worth like a

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buck or something. Yeah, that
would be that'd be quite a look off.

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We had our fans send us Christmas
gifts and then turned around and fucking

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resold them. Isn't regifting bad form, especially when they come from scott all

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the way from Scotland. He's a
lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Carno

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and JP Sorow. It's the lapsed
fan wrestling podcast. So the first one

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we have is Doom but just Ron
Simmons, Oh Gionte card. Yeah,

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man, you know I would.
I would occasionally watch Saturday Night, but

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this age, I was a whole
camniac. Of course. Of course all

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these cards were like, yep,
that Terry Taylor, I remember these.

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I think what happened is they had
a full box on sale of them at

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the grocery store, and bet somebody
my family just bought like a whole box

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because I had so many of these. I've never seen that one. That's

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Scott Steiner after That's not what it
says though. It's the Steiner Brothers card,

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but just one member of the team
picture. That's the second time that's

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happened in the deck. It's like
Steiner Descutt finished double arm under Hushing in

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Japan. Is just a rock and
Roll Express card. They got that one

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right, Just Ricky Morton. It's
Richard Morton, which sent Vicious in a

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Blue sing with Blue with the Blue
I remember the black one. Another Doom

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with just Ron Simmons, this time
just Ron Simmons executing a soup play.

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Yeah so far no, uh no, Butcher read in these at all.

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Just Ron Simmons again, Tommy Rich
the wildfire working that headlock on the canvas,

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Tommy Poor. It sup puts me
where I need to be. It

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puts me where I need to be. Actually right here, dutch Man Telecard,

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I'm fucking getting having diarrhea. I
remember him being in w CW at

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that time. Do you another tag
team card? Yeah, the Fabulous free

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Birds and it's just Jimmy Garvin.
You can keep that one, boss,

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That one's just for you. Take
a look at his fucking Jimmy, the

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least fucking free bird of them all, you know, you think about it,

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right, But he can't even see
his face. It's all fucking covered

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like Luca Bear hugging Flair with his
Yeah, his face is with his face

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buried in Flare's boozy chest. Oh
this is wild Oh my god, I'm

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gonna just say so, who do
you think this card is of Lex Luger?

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He's cutting a promo Jim Ross Gott
Jim Ross in the background and like

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partially cut off were prominently shown is
Lex Luger? This is w CW tw

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A T they're fucking incoming pack too. There we go. No of all

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the cards. I remember having from
this line as a kid. I don't

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recognize a single one you've shown me
so far. Sting a Sting working over

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somebody and with his back to the
camera. That's always a great action shot.

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The fuck is the worst Rick Flair
fucking shot ever. Yeah, he's

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just lumbering around doing nothing interesting,
just grabbing a guy under the chin.

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I can't get enough of these fucking
tag team shots. Southern Boys with just

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Tracy Smothers in frame. The worst
fucking photos. You know, when you

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do Sid doing a gorilla press to
Sting. When you do a gorilla press,

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the moment is when you lock it
out and your arms are extended.

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They took a picture when Sting is
balancing on the top of Sid's head,

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still in transition. Sid looks like
he's taking a ship. Finally, a

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good one with a big gold or
herd. Got his hands on his locks,

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his flowing golden locks. Southern Boys
plural. Hey guys, you know

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when we do tag team cards,
we're gonna have a problem with these dimensions.

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Did anybody think about this before starting
capacity up here? This is after

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she gave a blowsjob. I think
the beautiful Missy Hyatt. Why don't wish

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she has a green Maybe because when
women have green, her her card is

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green. Like I haven't seen a
green one yet. Must is j R's

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of JR jrs is Gream. I
wonder if it's non wrestling talent. She

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wasn't the only person on roster with
a green card back then. I can

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tell you that Arn's it's not bad. Yeah, I like that one.

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Very nervous. Brian Pillman with the
corner mount punches on the nature just is

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flying. Brian, by the way, finally got some butchery going on Doom.

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Doom very happy to be putting that
headlock on Sting. You think there's

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a generation kids who grew up thinking
Doom was one black wrestler. Because of

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these cars, I imagine there must
be. I imagine they're confusing. I

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imagine that for you know, look
at these. If you get a if

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you get a Southern Boys one with
yes Tracy smothers like, wait a minute,

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I don't understand. How is he
the Southern Boys? Well that's plural,

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but I mean Doom. You could
think like that. But again,

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but you don't see another person if
you get if you got and we have

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in the previous set, we had
Doom with two of Ron Simmons, like

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you know, you you know if
you get two algahonte ye, if you

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get two uh Southern boys with where
it gets? Where it gets really absurd?

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Is that one card with two pictures
of Tracy Smothers under Southern Boys right

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against you to about puns. It's
very weird. You think if I had

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room for that, I could at
least fit Steve Armstrong in that fly.

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What the fuck is he doing?
Is he doing the iron cheek Persian Clubs?

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I think so the Persian Club Club
have hummus on it. It looks

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like he may be we're taking a
load on his face. I think.

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Merry Christmas. There flying Brian.
All right, here's number three, no

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repeat so far. That's good.
Yeah, that's actually quite quite a feat.

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So this is the third pack,
third pack? How many packs are

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their total? Four? Total?
Oh? I thought there were only two?

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There four arden ferguson coming through Strong, We love the We love the

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Diverse grab bag. Yes those are
for odds and ends Steiner Brothers. Guess

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who's pictured? Rick colect them all? Maybe that was a game like complete

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the tag teams of the w W
roster uh Rick Steiner's favorite hold Steiner line

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sure, Scott steiner favorite hold Frankensteiner. Uh. Pro Wrestling has never seen

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too crazy fighting machines like the Steiners
before. Scott once promised, you know,

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I don't care what town or arena
you see us in. When our

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name is on the marquee, you
know someone is gonna get hurt. Yeah,

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well that's not gonna be us.
Trure words never spoken. That's when

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Steiner's were launching motherfuckers, no regard
for where they landed. Oh my god,

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the same thing when you when you
have fucking owner showes as well.

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People are going to get hurt,
but it ain't gonna be the manager.

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Yes, yes, Oh, I
remember that picture that that card I had,

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that one. A crashing blow from
his huge left hand sends the Monster

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of the Four Horsemen to the promised
land. So I guess he murdered Sid

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in that one. Did you know
Sid before he came into WWF or was

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he new to you? He was
new to me because of these cards and

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the figure. I I realized shortly
after, because I got the glub Sid

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figure first. I got it before
WrestleMania eight. Even I remember that being

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a big deal flair lair tossing lu
Yeah. Probably How did Luger end up

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in that position? I mean,
that's lair born. It looks like a

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simple Hey, look at this,
Look at this, Look at this.

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He's a lapsed fan wrestling podcast with
Jack and Carnaco and JP Sorrow. He's

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a lapsed fan wrestling podcast both Steiner. So they can do they can do

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it. It's it's a choice not
to. It' a choice. We'll put

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these out. Here's the manufacturer of
these cards. Impel, Impel. Okay

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I Pale Pale Wrestling formally TNA,
DN, L D and L Right,

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okay, okay again, I mean
when I do this, the joking sting

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in the corner. So it's a
SID card. It's a SID card,

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even though you don't see his fucking
face at all. Yeah, the picture

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should wait more one wrestler than the
other. It shouldn't be like, that's

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got to be a flare card.
It's a flare card. Okay, Literally,

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you see the back of his fucking
head. They're showing only the front

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of the face of the people getting
beat up in the pictures. We're back

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to this game again. Southern Boys
traicy mothers. We haven't seen fucking with

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salt and pep on his mind.
It's funny. So they show so they

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have them here, but in the
back they show both of them. Oh

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my goodness. So that's even more
absurd. They don't have favorite holes either,

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Tracy, sorry for this. Tracy
Smothers, better known as fifty percent

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of the Southern Boys, better known
as Oh yeah, that's what everyone calls

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them. They've called them that since
high school. Fifty coming next to the

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stage to receive his diploma. Fifty
of the Southern Boys. Oh my god,

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it's so fucking, so fucking stupid. Oh, here's the checklist,

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so every card in the set.
Yeah yeah, so you can check them

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off. They look like they're ninety
four and they're like eighteen stings. Eighteen

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stings. Yep, here's an arn
one. This is a good one.

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It's a good one. Oh yeah, clean lateral PRESSSD action shot. And

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the other guy isn't you know,
is prominent? Right? Like you don't

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see his face at all? Up
here? We get a I mean,

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it's a good action shot, but
it's still like, oh, that's bring

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it up a little bit. Who
is that? It's it's pillman. Oh

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wow, that's like and that's flair
right yeah, I think so that's up

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for the suplex from the apron to
the middle of the ring, fair right

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there, even though he's taking the
move. Dude, I remember that one.

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I think that may even been the
picture they used of Ron Simmons on

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the glue packaging. That could be
wrong about them, maybe, feel like

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I've seen that used more than I
definitely had that card. That's crazy.

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I like that and another it's like
they had the same fucking group in all

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of them, Like you get an
L, you get an L L L

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Jagonte and we did those ones.
Okay, so last pack, here we

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go. A very uncomfortable Lex Luger
looks like he's fuck constipated. Maybe whoever

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he's punching has his head firmly embedded
in his cross. Firmly. Yes.

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Another great shot of the Steiner brothers, Rick standing on the on the ring

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on the floor next to the april. A guy like him like he's watching

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a fly fly around the ceiling like
a cat would. Clueless. This is

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almost a good shot of staying except
he looks like he has no clue where

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he is. Yeah, yeah,
he's still getting oriented. But he's got

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the big gold in his He does
have the big gold, which is good.

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But ah, here we go.
This is nice. That's a good

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one, a Flair full suit.
At least they get good ones at Flair.

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I'll tell you that for the most
part. Hey, look at this,

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it's about time on both one frame. You don't get that that often,

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folks, You do not. Oh
my god. These cyclones from the

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South are responsible for a for a. These cyclones from the South are responsible

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for a trail of destruction in every
arena they've they've ever entered, as well

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as a flood of Yankee widow tears
in every town in the North. It's

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always been said that Southerners never forget
or forgive. The Southern boys are living

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proof of that. So there's racism
involved there. That's a Christmas sentiment.

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I heard one. I remember that
when I had that. One said mid

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power bomb. Yeah yeah, yeah. There's one thing I think of when

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I think of Southern boys in WCW. It's they leave a path of destruction

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wherever they go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And reminding me that the

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South never forgets flair hair working the
figure fore staying good check. I like

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that light pink tights used to have
more than me. Southern boys one of

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them yep, great, uh uh. Kind of another Missy with the rather

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green border like you said, Yeah, I think that's for non in ring

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talent. Kind of a weird one
of Arns. The side of Arn's head

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smashing some of the leg into the
post. Brian yep. Yeah. And

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Kudi Gras Doom doom, a blurry
shot of it. You could even see

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you guy's face. I don't know
if that was Simmons. You can't you

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know, I think it's Simmons,
but you can't see ship. All right,

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let's open the card here and let's
see what is this the final flourish

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for Martin here? Yeah, this
is the final thing from Martin. It's

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the the actual Christmas card to open
after the gifts. Wonderful package, so

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glad we could get her hands on
it. Absolutely as planned this season,

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nothing but pure lapse dedication for Martin. I love very Christmas. Christmas card

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to Jack and JP Mery Christmas,
Happy New Year. Best which is Martin?

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But there is a letter? Yes, Oh, here we go,

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Dear Jack and JP, Greetings from
Glasgow not Germany, h Man. You

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didn't write I don't know where the
fuck I got. Maybe he said he

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got stuck in Germany. I don't
Maybe many congratulations on another banner year for

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the LAPS fan from TNH Brother to
WrestleMania, Hey Mama Sorrow, to the

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Marine Journey on Cinemat and everything in
between. It's been a sensational twenty twenty

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three. Thank you. Please find
and close some tokens of my appreciation.

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After the success of the sweets I
provided last Christmas, I have regaled you

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once more with confectionery, malt teasers, fruit pastiles and some traditional Scottish tablet

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I got truck, I mean,
I haven't had a tablet since the iPad.

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I also give to you both some
funco pops from when it used to

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be better Mean Jeane and Flair for
Jack and the Macho King and Dussy for

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JP to festoon your lap student.
Yes, your lapsed workspace is finally to

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commemorate the recent Super Brawl nineteen ninety
one episode, some unopened packs of WSW

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nineteen ninety one trading cards for you. I can't wait to hear which cards

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you each get. I'm very much
looking forward to TLFX ten years in the

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making and all that will come with
it. My mote tier status is here

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forever. Goddamn fucking right, it
is. Wishing you and your family's a

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very merry Christmas and all the best
for twenty twenty four. Martin Ferguson,

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Mama Sorrow's number one fan. I'm
going to save that so that my mom

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can read that. Kick out of
that. She'll get a kick out of

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Scotland greetings this holiday season. Yep, well, Martin, thank you so

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much. It's very generous of you, and again ultra glad that you stuck

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with it and we still got our
hands on it as intended as the Lord

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intended. This serious only three.
I'm glad you've enjoyed what we've put out

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this year, and cheers to uh
to a tenth Years is a production of

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