You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the Freak, What
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on by you the listener. It'll be at nine o'clock this morning. Ten
through one, we finally reached the end of the journey and that's been hilarious
all week long. You'd replanted some funny crap that's happened this year. Absolutely
love it. Yeah, anyway, I think it's morning news coming up here
in a little bit. He's always got fun stuff for us, But right
now it is time, because we got the big and Sunday night, to
step inside the Ghost Pepper Pavilion and make some scorching, scorching hot Cowboys Eagles
predictions. Scorching hot predictions pause score update. Well, I guess I need
to clarify one from last week. Danny, did you nail Christa Thompson or
not? Last week? I don't remember where we were. I did my
part, she failed to show up, So no, yep, there was
no no analyst pumping. Okay, I just want to be sure I don't
remember where we landed on that. I have six points, Danny has three
points, Kevin has two points. Listeners have a half a point that my
brother Cash just flippantly gave to them. But I'm comfortably up top with six,
but things could change. Three points maybe more are available each and every
week as we make uh kind of off the wall difficult predictions for the upcoming
game, and uh we are all ready to go. Who wants to go?
Kay, what's your deal. We'll just check in my pockets for what
for what? Weapons? For some love? All right, I'll go first,
screw it. I don't have any points. I mean I should get
some points this week. Get a point and look, because we're getting towards
the end of the season. I was like, it's time to get realistic
here a little bit. I know I got accused of being mild last week,
but it's time to get some points. I need something that's really likely
going to happen. For prediction one, someone will get shot in the AT
and T Stadium parking lot after the game. Shot. They'll survive, but
they will be taken to a hospital with severe injuries. I don't want that
to happen. I don always want that to happen. But I needed to
find the most likely thing. Yeah, I mean it is the Eagles,
it's a night game. No, I think that's God. People walking over
to the Walmart to get their car and then they realized that their car got
towed. A lot of them. A lot of bad things gonna happen to
you on a Sunday night game against a rival. That's true. Yeah,
uh you know, and I think that feels like a two pointer type of
thing, and but also possible. All right, what don't you do?
Either brand Aubrey or Jake Elliott will commit the rare double donger, one of
the hottest and stinkiest sports highlights of all time. Two posts, one kick,
double donger. Will it go in? H that's for the fan to
decide. Well, if you want an extra point, you should decide that
now, and it'll go in. A double donger that goes in. Incredible,
rare and crossbar counts of course, yeah, cross bar upright, double
donger, come home, don't don't? Incredible? Thanks Mike Perrico, the
parable of Mike. I thought you were doing a new impression, you know,
all right? Which card? I don't know why. I love the
field goal kick goes in the one, the ref look at the other f
like yeah, they nod yes and it's good. And then I love the
mascot who goes every time he placed up beating his head against him yeah,
home or away, either starts punching himself in the nuts or collapses yeah,
or it goes in. They just start yeah. Yeah, mascots have it
pretty good. Prediction three for Kevin Eagles super fans Donna Kelce and Bradley Cooper
will be mentioned on the broadcast by Mike Tarico or Chris Collinsworth, but they
won't be in attendance. No. Instead, in attendance, it'll be the
garbage picking field gold kicking Philadelphia phenomenon Tony Danza who sprung for plane tickets and
ended up at the game last minute. Okay. You don't often see the
national television cameras trained on Tony Danza in a suite, but I like it.
Look out for it this week. Look out for it Sunday night.
Yeah, all right, incredible. I'll go second because I think Danny's are
nuts. Is that okay? Okay, if you want to go no,
no, you're fine. All right. These are my three predictions for Cowboys
Eagles. Write these down, fans, fans, preach you one. I
don't remember the noise? What is it? What's the noise? The Eagles
will line up for a game deciding brotherly shove late in this ball game and
they will get stuffed. The Cowboys will sort of crack the code on how
to stop the play, and we'll be copied league wide. Wow, I
love it. Game deciding brotherly showy look like underdog stories of all time.
The five prepare for me to argue that the game has decided in the second
quarter. Sure, but if you listen closely to my wording open ended,
the Cowboys are going to figure it out. Huh, crack the code?
Do you know how they're going to do it? I do? Do you
want to tell no? I can't. The Eagles are listening, dude,
That's true. They're always listening. And I'm not saying they crack the code
is like fool proof, but they figure it out. It's like a dragon
flying and the archer finally realizes the one soft spot right under the dragon's arm.
That's what you have if you hit him right. Ricktion Pricktion number two,
another one. Deran Bland will extend his NFL record of six interceptions return
for touchdowns with his seventh, eighth, ninth, and tenth interceptions return for
touchdowns, one in each quarter. That should be worth a thousand points scorching
hot predictions. One thousand points. You can decide that on Monday. I
can't believe he did it again. Second, going on another one, that's
four for four my then, no way, No, that's so ridiculous.
Yeah, that's actually mine are just insane. That may be more ridiculous than
any of mine, but again, it's a setup. If he gets one,
you guys are gonna have to pretty much give me a point, all
right, you are ridiculous. Prediction number three for Cowboys Eagles Sunday Night Football
and FC East Showdown Boos. Eagles punter Braden Mann will punt the ball so
high that it nearly will hit the Jumbo Tron, but it will soar past
the jumbo Tron and pierce a hole in the roof of AT and T Stadium
and land in a mostly empty KFC bucket littered on the side of Highway one
seventy one in Parker County. Oh no, there's no way it could happen.
Oh Parker County. You're far away that is from. Yes, yeah,
hey, because he looked up on a map, because he said one
seventy one not a common highway in this town. Just to impress you too.
He had no idea. I don't have any idea for one seventy You
know what Parker County is. It's up there or boosh, it's that way
look away. I think it's gonna hit the gym. Vot're on it?
Source past it? Well went over, it went damn it. I think
it punctured the roof. It's still going, Mike, What a weak ass
roof of a football puntet? Strong enough to penetrate the roof and then carry
on? I don't know. Forty miles north as hail as we get around
here, breighting man can land in a chicken bucket in Parker County. Uh,
mostly empty, KFC bucket, mostly empty. You're an idiot, you're
the scorebar? Oh cool something? All right? Here are three predictions that
will garner zero points. Hey, hey, but we're close to the holidays,
so let's go insane. Here are my Cowboys Eagles predictions for Week fourteen.
Yeah, number one. Immediately following the game, reports will surface that
Jalen Hurts has just become the first five hundred million dollar player in football,
but a shocking turn of events will reveal that it will not be for the
Philadelphia Eagles, as it is learned that Hurts has become the first ever player
signed by Live Football. Don't look at us and not his head with confidence.
He's acting like he knows something. We don't just watch just wait,
just wait. After the game, someone takes in Hulk kick, Hulk kick,
Rob all Right number two Live football, Live football, which I think
if football ever happens, we'll think about this day. Well, assign you
a point then thank you. Number two. After downing an entire pint of
Stoley vodka before the game on his way to the stadium, Chris Collinsworth appears
to be more wobbly than usual on Mike, referring to a sideline player collision
with a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader as the bush smushsh because he's drunk. Yeah on
Stoley like Gamebell had a chance to keep his money right ahead of the Cowboys
cheerlider for a bushmatch. What was the name of that play? Huh,
give me a minute, can't you hear it? TreeCo awkwardly, it's like
get a peacock graphic ups, I can promote something and number three, there's
our pick of the week on peacock. Number three. Under intense pressure in
the pocket, Dak will send a laser beam rocket pass at the unsuspecting helmet
of Jalen Brooks. Upon impact, the ball will explode, revealing that it
had previously been filled with a bag of savory pretzel snacks. The incident will
forever be known as guardetto Gate. I don't believe that you do not smoke
marijuana at your home. That's the one that I dreamed about. Really,
Yes, you dropped that last night. Yes, I woke up this morning
and I said, there's gonna be a football filled with guardetos. Don't use
it. It makes sense. Yeah, he's jailing Brooks. I mean,
you might get a snap or two, but doesn't he seem like they get
like the fourth option. That's just kind of running and that just sees him.
It's like, holy crap, just wings it and he's not really looking
for the ball, just hits him right in the helmet. The ball just
throw him with such force. And then all of these like you know,
seasoned melba toast particles and pretzels go flying and they stopped the game, Like
what these are pretzels? Yeah? What the what did you do? Yeah?
All right, well, best of luck one and all in a world
before guardetto Gate, remember how calm and peaceful it was. Geez, all
right, I guess that's all we're gonna do this? Yeah, I guess.
So, No, how long is your song, bros with that guitar.
Well, okay, fine, we'll do it. JJ creak my audio
up just in case. Here it is all right. So every year I
write a song to commemorate the deaths that we've had in the year, and
it sounds of produce it, but usually alternate years and do it acoustically.
I thought today I'd do it acoustically for more fun. Sorry about my playing
and singing, but this is the twenty twenty three KT celebrity death song.
Spin a year. Wait, hold on, here we go, Spin a
year. But I guess they all are. Take a deep breath because we've
come so far. Twenty twenty three will soon be buried alive. So let's
take a minute and I'll tell you why. Mark Friedman look at the sky.
Susann Summers had great thighs. Frank Howard got a ring hold on.
Frank Howard gone before the Rangers got their ring and white people lost their Chandler
being Jerry Springer loved a good fight. Now a dream leaver, Gary Wright,
McCormick McCarthy hit the road, and I'm glad that Bobby Son scored that
goal. Gary Rossington is free as a burn when they found the Yuma Bomber.
He smelled like a turn Tim Wakefield throw a knuckle ball, and Tim
McCarver might have been on the call. What's love got to do with Tina
Turner, Dine Brooks, Robinson wore the number five, Lisa Marie Presley was
laid to rest, and old man loved to look at Raquel wetches breast Miquel
welch, That's what I wrote. Bobby Calledwell was a crooner, and I
don't think Terry Funk would have made a good spooner. Back around ropgrades songs
and pee wee Herman liked to play with his dong. This song is the
chorus like Gordon Lightfoot the iron sheet, like to do the camel clutch,
Steve Harwell of smash mouths on the Sun, and Dick but Kiss stopped the
run with your lyric sheet crumb Break, Bob Barker placed his fine old bit,
and Jimmy Buffett is in God's Marguerite de Ville and Bobby Knight was a
prick and Jeff Beck sometimes used a pick. Nothing compared to shenado'connor, not
even the tiny Rosalind Carter and Richard Rowntree played the role love Shaft, and
Harry ballfelt Day's favorite cheese was craft Yes. David Crosby could not live steals
in Nash Oh, and Pat Robertson liked to smoke some hash Yeah, And
Alan Arkins was in Everything San Francisco. Tony Benn it sing and I had
to write another verse for Norman Lear And when this song ends isn't exactly clear.
And all these people gave up their ghosts, and it's a reminder to
lift to the most hum like shure your hold on, hold on, so
make sure you're pushing me. It's coming. Let's try the last one again.
Drum break, please go, go go. All these people gave up
their ghost and it's a reminder the most, So make sure you're pushing p
all around because it won't be long until we're all in the ground. And
how do you finish this song that I wrote? Ladies and gentlemen, here's
Carl Lewis. Oh fantastic, fantastic genius. Oh my god, too much.
Too many people died. We're learning lived to the most. Everyone.
We're getting this breaking news in that too many people died. If we learned
anything, and then here, Billy Packer, Lance Reddick, Jim Brown,
Michael Gambon who played Dumbledore and Rudolph Aslely. I apologize, guys, you
didn't just didn't want to write a few more verses for you. That's fabulous.
It's exhausting, too, right for everybody. Yes, so good,
but it's so good. I videotaped the whole thing. I love. I
made you nervous, No, I didn't. Generally though I do mix up
the chord structures. I'll throw in a bridge or but Gordon Lightfoot. That
that's why I did it. There you go, seriously, because one of
my favorite cooks theater that didn't make it was when you guys paid tribute to
Gordon Lightfoot came in and played the live song, you know, and it
was amazing that you guys are still broadcasting and played the live song months ago.
We're paying tribute to Gordonlightfoot. Stuck with me all year. It was
the inspiration for writing this. So that's why there wasn't a good chorus,
and it just kind of went on and on and on and on. You
are a madman, Lee Harvey, Oh, I know, And I'm gonna
live life to the most Yeah, I'm gonna push pe and push pe all
around, pushing p that's positivity. Yeah, just to be crystal clear.
Yeah, it's amazing. Hard to follow the bush smush. A guy just
texted in Sady's on one seventy one, waiting for that football it's Sunday night.
Dame, like, Hey, don't be ridiculous if people line up days
in advance for concert tickets, don't shame this dude. What if he's the
one that half eats a KFS bucket and sets it by the side of the
road, then you have to wait for it. You you go the next
morning and pick it up. Man, literally sixty hours till game time.
Though you got time. There's not a big line. Okay. So nine
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