Bro and also the documentary that he did listed all of his ailments, like
as if I want to keep some things, probably do you. I don't
know if you remember in that doc members I lost low testostroom day retarding Hey,
look, get mean, okay, mister Putin, tear my ass down,
tear my asshole down, mister boogie night. Did you fake answer Reagan?
Asking him that question would be wild? Reagan actually comes out of the
grave and he's that bothered. I can't believe someone would do this, Reagan.
Reagan is astonished that someone would stoop. So yeah, wait, hold
on, wait, wait, hold on, before we before we the war
on drugs was wild. But before before we get on to boogie Yeah.
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at the top of the show, what's up? Damn what we're gonna say?
I might even just even just cut this up. But at the top
of the show, it's at exactly an hour, so it's easy. That's
pretty cool. Yeah, So we were talking in one of the previous episodes
before we started recording, about doing some cool shit to like kind of polish
the podcast a little bit. So we've been doing it for four plus years
now, we've had the same intro song barring just me editing a couple of
bullshit into it. So we were thinking of maybe having a little bit of
a friendly competition to have somebody like a twenty thirty second jingle, like somebody
makes something, somebody make like a we want a new intro song. We
wanted to like say, pick the top three and uh maybe and the winner
was would get like special merch that we have, Like I have like a
special shirt that I made. I combined two of our merches essentially and kind
of like just made it on one shirt. And I was thinking that the
winner or maybe winners, we haven't worked out all the details, but I
was thinking that if anybody's interested, we have a what is it snark tank
team at gmail dot com that's our you know, correct, So like just
submit these bad boys and I would say at the end of or maybe the
beginning of July, we'll just have something. Now, sorry, I'm a
little funked up again. Beginning I think end of August would be good.
I think August beginning of September would be good. Give people enough time to
put some effort into it, enough time to ask first to get some and
then we can have like an expanmo going over the the you know, the
okay reviewing it, the credit report dot com jingle somehow do not do that
if you somehow make it involving our podcast and it's good will our executive decision,
it'll be it'll be too late. I'm gonna bang you and steal your
credit card information like that like that a lot. Look, I would say
no, not sween put them in back in change baby Jesus. Moving on
to our questions, I just want to say, if you want to be
taking look, I know there's gonna be a lot of I just want I
just want to like call a little bit. I just want to wait.
You can make some seriously funny ones and we'll admit if they're funny at fun
if they're horrible, they're funny, But we cannot choose those. Yea,
those ones will not will if you will enjoy them, though, if you're
respecting to win, uh, it has to be legit, like say,
uh, think about what we're into and and like, look at look we
like a lot of epic stuff too, man, like you think of I
like, just don't figure it out. Figure it out, figure it out.
I'm just saying, if you're gonna be like, fuck, they didn't
choose mine when it's like fucking dude's but fucking sounds or something like that,
well we'll listen to it and laugh. Don't get me wrong, it would
be cool for extra laugh. And you know what, even if even if
you don't win, if if something is like genuinely good, I do think
like up until, like for a brief period, up until we we instated,
we could kind of like someone we could we could have like one episode
with like one of the one of the ones that were pretty good but didn't
win, and then, like you know what I mean, we already kind
of fucked with the intro enough anyway. Yeah, so why not? Yeah,
Yeah, that's a good idea. I think it's fun. That'll be
fun. Yea, What the fuck is in your water? Yeah, there's
like spores in his water, like resident evil spores. I don't like it
at all. Look at that, there's something in there that there's like a
hold up, to the cameras that they could say, because I don't think
they I don't think they really really grossing me out. Dude, look at
that. That's fucking crazy. It's like a bunch of it's like gnats or
something. It's a bunch of fly eggs. Anyway, you fucking just had
a bunch of gnats. Just no, they're not what do they cheeseats?
Like chia pets? Yeah, the same kind of seed. Yes, so
you know, like make your Yeah, you're gonna turn green with green?
Am I fucking Am I a plant biome? No, you fucking turfs,
You're not not You're not not a plant biome. I'm not. You got
some chlorophyll in you. Probably if I did, life would be different.
Do you eat plants? That's no refuse. I actually feel that I'm on
this. I'm on the same I'm lying. You're it's crazy. I actually
care more about plants than I do animals, and so I don't eat plants.
But I but I slaughter exclusively. That's crazy. I would, I
would. I have never cut my lawn, but I'll kick a dog to
death if I find a dog on my property. That dog is pretty much
a puddle specifically only eat one way. I cut open an animal alive and
eat the liver first, because that's the most nutritious part. And while it's
yelping like or whatever it is, you know what it's doing this thing,
Slap it a little bit. No, don't even ignore it. You need
the screams. Yeah, it just kind of hurts. It pierced. It's
a little piercing in my left ear because I start with its head over here
on this side of my head, and then I cut it open. It's
like, it kind of hurts. You need to slap it a little bit.
And then after you finish the liver, you start breaking the ribs apart,
and then and then you have short ribs. Yeah, dude, as
someone that's broken their ribs, the idea of ripping animal open while it's still
alive and breaking its rib is such a paralyzing pain. Speaking of sociopaths,
Boogie turning Buggy is dude. I can't believe like Boogie got so. We
just had an episode where we talked about Boogie's crypto scam. Yeah, and
we called it Boogie is cooked. I don't even that seemed like we were
jumping the gun now he's well done, fucking charred, he's broiled, he's
he's smoked. It is crazy. You know you burned something. This is
carbon left. Yeah, it's like fucking it's it's uh, it's it's one
of those things. Is blacker than me. Now here's the weird thing.
So if for the very small few of you that don't know about this,
because apparently, apparently I've learned that this podcast has more reach than I thought
me. Yeah, it's been peerying out outside, like the fucking Nickelodeon.
We're in that Nickelodeon random thing. I don't know how they found it.
It was like, oh, nostalgia. Unfortunately of course it was me saying
it's not ridiculous. Yeah. And then there was some a car crash compilation.
Yeah, yeah, that's right, and somebody was listening to us capturing
the footage of the car like doing crazy ship while we were talking about we
were talking about, uh, what was his name, Martian Manfucker or something
like that was one of the some hatron's name named Martian Manfucker like that.
I never thought about that. And in all the years that we watched that
show, oh, like yeah, someone spun out, but someone spun out
on the highway. So yeah, never heard me say it's pretty wild,
that it's pretty cool, So I don't know, keep spreading that word.
Thank you? Yeah and uh so yeah, so Boogie two nine and eight
did the crypto scan scam. And I keep reiterating that I've taken massive l's
because I used to defend him a little bit. Yeah. Well he used
to be very very well liked. Yeah, but even before there was there
was waves of hate, and I kind of I made two videos. One
video was like does he deserve all the hates? Kidding? Because at the
time, all I saw was that he was just like a fat, idiot
loser that just couldn't get out of his way and would lie a couple of
times. And I'm like, but that's not it's not criminal, Like I
was like, people were treating him worse than like some criminals, right.
That's so I was kind of like, does he really is he just just
some dumb asshole. I don't care. He's just unhealthy and dumb. He's
not like Jeffrey Epstein. But now I'm like, unhealthy and dumb all those
people. That's I mean, real talk. It's so terrible guy, But
that's the thing. Like I was just kind of who cares. Fast forward.
Now we're all the way to where we are now, and it looks
like so a couple of years ago, he made a video saying he has
a form of cancer of the blood, something poly something very and so it's
supposed to be like one that won't kill you immediately. Actually it's probably very
livable. You can have it for decades, he said. He said,
like, if this is the cancer to get, Like, if you're gonna
get cancer, this is the one to get. This is what's what he
said. Yeah, he was saying. He was saying in the podcast with
with Kim and all those people that it was like somebody first said, oh,
you don't have like the dark soul's version of cancer, Like no,
I have the animal crossing version of cancer. The animal crossing of cancer.
This is such a crazy statement. But but okay then you know, like
but so he yeah, so he was talking about it, and I guess
he The prevailing theory right now is that he jumped the gun in assuming because
like he got some tests or whatever and his doctor was like, yeah,
this this hormone is usually found in people with this cancer. So you probably
will will have to do like a bone biopsy to confirm it. And he
never did the bone biopsy, and he just kind of like made a video
about like I have cancer. He kind of jumped the gun immediately total,
which to be. I mean if I were look, if I were a
betting man, Boogie has cancer. I don't know if he understand. I
don't know what kind, but like he had, he like he like,
there's no shot he doesn't have cancer, you know what. I Oh my
god, I'm not trying to be like I just like that is the he
lives. He breathes mountain dew, you know, like he's fucked. I
mean, look at he lost like like two hunred punds and put it and
then got it back. He's still now. Look, I want to be
I want to be fair about that. There. I want to be fair
about this. He is slimmer because they're side by side pictures of him,
and I forgot how fat he actually used to be. And I think a
lot of people have yeah, right, but there's you know he knows,
but don't be He gained way back after he had his gastric bypass surgery bypass
and gained the way back. Oh, oh he gained he didn't gain all
of it back, because if you look at him there, look at his
side by side comparison when he was at his biggest versus where he's hovering around
like he was probably closer to six hundred pounds at his biggest, and now
he hovers around four something. So he's definitely smaller, but he's still insanely
huge, you know, right, Like, I mean, that's that's you
don't notice, Like person like me, in the last like two months,
I lost like maybe like twenty five pounds, but no one notices I'm so
fucking big. Yeah, that's the thing. I'm just a big guy.
So like people don't notice when big people lose weight, Like Chris noticed it
because I was shaved. That was the only reason why anyone noticed that weight
when I was shaved. You're like, I think you lost weight, and
I was just like, I don't feel like I lost weight because I'm just
large. Yeah, it's just how it works. It takes a minute to
like significantly, Oh you look way different now. There's like a plateau at
certain points too. If you're too thin, like you could you could put
on some weight and you might not even notice, right, because it's just
like there's just mostly like and a lot of times it's just seatful in uh
with water weight, especially in your face. Like uh, I before I
was like I have some weird gi issues. And before I was kind of
going hard in the pain on food, like I said, I was whenever
side I was food maxing, I was fucking like so my face was like
chipmunked out. And then so I've been kind of not I've just been eating
like mashed potatoes and stuff like mean you like a grandpa. And I was
like, oh, my face is significantly smaller because I'm dropped. I'm not
holding as much water in my face, so you can see that. But
then you can easily just put that on immediately too. Yeah that's just crazy.
I hate that ship. Yeah waa, but that's why I have this.
That is why I fucking I've been trying to like cut out sugars and
like just make my digestive system better. So that's why I put like,
you want to make sure you like have a bunch of like of that green
shit in your digestive track. Yeah, like that just to help me.
Just like past, it is, it's so hard to put sugar man the
diet. Oh it's horrible. I got hard Yeah yeah yeah, Like that's
when you know it's bad. Like in America, sugar is and everythingcause ever
shit is processed like the fuck. Yeah, You're probably addicted to sugar without
realizing it because it's just in so so much of what you eat that you
don't actively seek it out necessarily. But when you don't have it, you
notice it, like I get. I get headaches too, like without without
sugar or caffeine, Like I get headache I have. I've been trying to
do the diet thing now because I've been working out and I'm I feel like
I get them stronger. I've been fixing like my posterior chain. That's a
big thing. I was like focused on, like posterio chain, yeah,
and getting like this better cardiovascular health. And I've been cutting now I'm doing
the diet stuff, and that shit is wildly painful. It's old sugary drinks
for no reason, like make it like once a week at best. I'm
just cutting out all those like shitty excess cars. Look, here's the thing.
It's possible. No, it's totally it's livable, particularly because like I
I like Superlos because what it is, it was just sugar that has taken
it is you know, it's been uh genetically altered. It's been altered to
where it doesn't have calories in it anymore. Right, So I like Superlose.
There's all other ones. I'm a little iffy of that. I just
stay away from the artificial sweeteners. But like Superlos, I've been having that
for years and I think I'm okay. I just I just don't really like
Superlos to me, is like the best one out of all of them.
The other ones tastes a little bit too different. I've noticed that I don't
really like I like sweet things like like I like, I like juice a
lot, Like I'm really big orange this person like that, but I don't
really need it. Yeah. So I've been like I've been like very much
so like water max like crazy, like every time, like every time I
drink something, I drink water. Like I've been like very much focusing on
water, like having like the fucking like almost a gallon and a half a
day. It's it's horrible. That's the tricky thing about water. That was
because you get there's waterway to exactly. So like even though you're technically losing
weight because you're focusing on drinking water, it doesn't feel like it because you're
you're so incredibly hydrated. That's the one thing that uh, for like fourteen
minutes now, it's insane. It's it's pretty cool. Yeah, that's it.
Fourteen minutes is it? Sometimes sometimes I bring a book with me,
dude. Yeah, that's he's just like la, he's just leaning on there,
reading crazy and he's well, he's well into that. It's like a
game with the theatrical cut of Lord of the Rings. I pay, and
you always almost finished the movie before you're done. You're all annoying. That
would be like fuck, I'm like, I want to leave. You don't
know afterwards. Yeah, figured that much. Yeah, you'd look fucking you.
You would be mummified. You would be water so that much. You
can ship faster than you can pee. You got a problem that is Yeah,
can you imaginet a deep, deep seated issue. First'd be like really
dark brown and eventually it clears up into being like bright yellow. Yeah that's
normal anyway, So boogie, I mean he would actually have he's his piss
is black for his Yeah, it's a sludge. I gave up on him
for a while when you saw that he wasn't trying anymore. Yeah, And
that was when I was like, oh, this guy kind of sucks,
and now he's in scammed territory like he did jump. It's it's in from
what we know about Bookie, it's in his nature to jump the gun with
things now because oh, he may have cancer, because that's what it seems
like what happened, Like you were saying, right, he may have cancers,
doctor said, But his dumb ass jumped the gun by saying he was
diagnosed. Right, Clearly he wasn't diagnosed because he's gonna do like a biopsy
now. Yeah, so he's gonna do so he's gonna do a biops.
Dude. What really set me over the fucking edge with this stuff, because
honestly, a lot of this stuff, like Boogie is so fucking deeply unhealthy
that if he just assumed that he has cancer, he probably does, Like
I don't, I don't even doubt really that he probably that he probably just
happily guessed correctly that he has cancer. He probably doesn't even have the cancer
that he thinks he has. He probably has some crazy thing like guess fucking
yes, something way worse. Yeah, his spine is gonna like go upside
down or something in his back or that I even know. She gets short
and then like wide and then like way regular, his axes are going to
swap and then he's going to become two dimensional until he's gone. I mean
that's the cancer that it has. Yeah, probably in two years. Yeah
we'll check back in two years, back in two years. But yeah,
so like that part doesn't bother me necessarily. But the thing about it's it's
the grand standing about it, because this is a dude who's put his life
online forever, like since like ever since he was like big on the internet,
when he was when it was like what like twenty ten, probably even
earlier something like that. Like he's been sharing. I know he's been.
He was definitely pre all of us. I mean, we'll tell you that
I was on YouTube twenty ten, but you know only for like a year.
Yeah, I mean yeah, he's definitely before all of us started,
like professionally, I would say, and so he would, I don't know
he would. He was just like this wholesome figure, like he was like
this guy he was like he was at the Game Awards in like twenty seventeen
or sixteen or something as a trending game or something, and he won.
He gave the speech and he's crazy and I remember specifically had to draw my
life video that went viral like a long time ago when he was talking about
it, like I was like his parents were fucking crazy to him, and
like he had all these weight issues and it seemed like you just seemed like
a very sympathetic person. And you know, ever since then, like he's
been naked on stream and like, again, didn't he do that recently in
the last stream, So yeah, we should have mentioned that how this all
popped off. He has a podcast called Local Live right with Keeam Star,
Wings the Redemption, Tommy C. And then yeah there's I think that's it,
and then they bring people on because it it's not doing well. And
I know why it's not doing well because actually Keemstar wanted better people, more
local, like they wanted DSP. He wouldn't do it, which would have
been would have that would have been more interesting. I hate how funny.
I think it's content. I just I love that I admire that that he
keeps going even though he's so bad, you think weaker people would have stopped
to be like, I just can't do it. I'm I'm I'm really bad
at gaming. Dude, his his fortitude sincerely is admirable. Yeah, Like
there's like a like I look at DSP and I'm like that is an admirable
person in some way, in some respect, because dude, like nobody likes
it, Like I don't know anybody who's an authentic fan of DSP. But
he continues that he grines, he keeps going. He's obviously dumb, but
like there's some it's almost like he's too stupid to understand that he needs to
stop. Yeah, and that's where you need something. Sometimes you need that.
Sometimes you need to just not be because when you the more intelligent you
are, the more you doubt yourself totally, the less confident you are because
you're just you're just second guessing everything, like should I do this? Whatever?
You think? You're a fraud sometimes imposter syndrome. When you're stupid.
None of that shit pops in your exactly, You're just going your on go
all the going. And I feel like that The weird thing about Boogie,
I feel like he kind of straddles that line where he he's stupid as fuck,
but he also has this like, uh, he's self aware enough,
but he can't help himself. Like he knows he's good when you're doing that
that fatty token scam thing. You're self aware enough that you know this is
gonna go bad. But maybe he thinks, ah, maybe there's a way
that I can wiggle my way out of this. And it's like, bro,
what the fuck are you doing? Because like you, if you were,
if you were smart enough, he obviously wouldn't have done it, because
it's like it's not worth it. Yeah, But then he was confident enough
stupid enough to be like, no, I think I can navigate this in
some way, in which opened up the floodgates people talking about his cancer,
Destiny coming on that stream, the Locale Live, And first of all,
Destiney annoys the fuck out of me to where how confident he thinks about like
because basically Destiny gets all his information from Wikipedia, and that annoys me.
It annoys me that, like I'm so knowledgeable. But even when he started
learning about this blood cancer, he was like very authoritative on what it is
and what he thinks. Boogie has when he had just learned about it,
and that shit annoys me. It's it annoys me. How common it is.
He's a debater, that's why. That's it. That's the problem with
him, is like when he speaks, because I think I think oftentimes he's
kind of right about that. No, he's right about a lot of stuff,
and I think it's his authoritative nature. How he's like, I'm like,
bro, you just learned this and you don't even feel even remotely doubtful
that maybe the information you absorbed is incorrect, Like it's it's too it's too
confident. Yeah, well that's that's that's that's what you need in debate,
though you kind of just that that is more important than actual facts. Have
you have you listened, like dude, like, have you watched any modern
debates? Well, I hate him. I don't. They are I don't
watch them because you don't. I don't watch them because you don't learn anything
if you come in with a specific point of view watching this debate. People
every time you see anytime let's just say, you know, getting a little
off track. But when Destiny did the debate with like Finkelstein or Finkelstein,
however, you say his name, and they're talking about Israel Palestine, and
all it was is if you cared about the Palestine and people are humanitarian issues,
Destiny got destroyed if you were say pro Israel, design is Destiny fucking
killed everybody? You know? It was? Yeah, it was stupid,
and I'm like, oh, how fucking useless was that? The discourse just
stagnating, just as many clips of Destiny being like constantly wrong and dumb as
I have seen him being like pretty correct. Yeah, so I don't really
know what to make of Destiny. Yeah, but about this, but yeah,
this Boogie, I think he's right about I just look at I guess
I'm doing some manical things that I don't like. His tone about it,
where he was very thought to me, I think there's a way to talk
to people and be like a human being and be like, I think you
have this, I think this is this. I'm not sure where you kind
of like because the patients with Boogie is run out though, is the thing?
Okay, Like, you're right, that's kind of a lot of this.
You're right, I'm look at I'm being Yeah, I guess I'm still
You're still better for him, right, I guess it's like this right message,
wrong messenger. That's how I feel about it. So he came on,
and then ex q C was there and can I excuse he needs to
crawl in a hole and thither away, like I don't go away, you
don't. He added nothing to that conversation. First of all, the idea
that you would have x U S on a podcast of all things, No
one can understand that what you said, but you die. I hate this
guy so much. He's so callous and dumb. I cannot stand his stupid
twig fucking blonde. Yeah, he's I really man sweet like the sack,
And Cody asked, looking, motherfucker, you get the funk out of here.
Look, I will say I've seen it. I would kick him down
the road if I could down the road a couple of hands. I've seen
a couple of takes of him that I'm like, Okay, he's not the
worst. He's he's like, say, for example, have you heard I
just heard of this guy because the controversy, I've got his name. Ur
uh it's a one word. Uh yeah yeah, right there you go.
Yeah, So that sketch guy who's like he's off, minutally off, some
going on with them. He's got he has something, he has a disability,
he's a he's a little, he's a little and he's so gay.
So he and now he's oh he was gay prior, but now it's it's
out that he's gay. Uh. Do you ever see twenty one Jump Street
with the what's his name? Uh, Jonah Hill and Jonah Hill and the
chat guy, Yeah, I mean Chad guy, Channy Tatum. Yeah,
yeah, Like he punches that black dude like I didn't. He's look,
I'm gay. I punched you and you turned out to be gay, and
he's like, you were I was gay when you punched me, And I
was like it was a good scene. But anyway, Yeah, I guy
sketch. I guess he I don't know what he does, but he's just
really popular talk about and he oh you guys, so you guys. Yeah,
we talked about that whole thing where yeah, I mean, who cares
if he's gay? Like it's very dumb. Yeah, well yeah, yeah,
so that I was saying, excuse, he had a excuse. He
had a excuse. He had a nice take on it, and I've seen
him have decent takes about things that has to do with like gender and sex.
He doesn't. I would say, well, I guess this is it's
a low bar. That's kind of the thing where it's like, I'm not
going to celebrate you for having like a comm's it's like in this in this
nature of like streaming and these people that are whatever. He's on Kick or
another one. I know he got like millions hundred of millions dollars or some
ship gambling, whichever the gambling one is. I think it's Kick. Yeah,
And uh, it's just a pleasant surprise to see one of the like
biggest scumbags, like, you know, right, so you would assume he's
also going to be a massive bigot, but he's not, I guess.
So it's like at least there's that, yeah, the very least he doesn't
suck as much as he could. Yeah. But even here's the here's the
thing, the problem that I have with him, even if he has a
good take, no one can understand it. So what the fuck is is
wasted on him? Literally, like you might as well just not be there
at all, fair enough, but boogie. Yeah, So, like I
just think the patience with him is run so low, and he's been caught
lying so many times, and this is what really I interrupted myself earlier,
but like this is what really fucking got me about this this podcast where he's
talking constantly for months now, I'm destitute, I'm broke. I need money,
uh, you know, to pay for my medical bills, made my
mortgage. And then he talks about how like, oh, the podcast that
I'm on isn't going to pay you this month because I have to go fly
out, and that was that wasn't true. That was like a fucking lie.
Yeah, that through cost Billel his second channel. Yeah, so Coffezilla
talked about it and so so he lied about that. And then all these
big streamers are on on this panel on this podcast and they're like, we
will give you ten thousand dollars to show us your donation or not to show
us your diagnosis. Yeah, through your diagnosis through the medical third party,
Like that can just be so privatize. You can redact your fucking information.
Yeah, just as long as it says like your diagnosis for cancer, that's
all we need to see. And you could give it to a trusted you
can give it to Cheam, you can give it to all the people that
you trust and they won't share it because that's literally illegal to do that.
And so just like that's all we need from you. And then the bounty
went up to like forty fifty thousand, went hot close, and then it's
up to seventy five and then he and then he suddenly pretends to be principled
about it, where he's like, no, I want to have one thing
to myself. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, that was
the biggest red flag that immediately was like, no, you're fucking lying.
You might you might have cancer, but you don't know that. You don't
know that you're lying. Yeah, you're a first of all, look if
he really does have cancer, and this is like his weird principled stance,
he's a fucking idiot. Yeah, just straight up, like that's a that's
the dumbest I I can't even that is so stupid, I can't even respect
it. Yeah, it's it's it's too stupid to even fall into an Okham's
razor point of view. Right. Yeah, So it's like, oh,
oh, so you'll do a fucking crypto scam, You'll do a pump and
dump, You'll you'll you'll scam people for five grand. Yeah, but you
won't prove that you have cancer and make everybody who's doubting you look like an
idiot for eighty make them feel bad. And because of a principle, because
you don't want all of your life out there. There's no principle. You're
the one who's put all your life and then out of nowhere. By the
way, also, his medical records are not the are not private, like
his doctors have access to them. Bro. And also it's not even documentary
that he did listed all of his ailments, like as if I want to
keep some things privately, do you? I don't know if you remember in
that documentary I lost, there is a list low Testostroom Day retarding a gay
low Road gay, autistic gay again New Game plus gay G plus gay.
Oh my god, you gotta play a second bight through being That's that's a
hard life, damn, bro. You know what it does when you're gay
and you can do G plus gay, It takes you further back in time.
That is not open homosexual plus three gay is you're also black, and
you go further back in time. Yeah, it's gonna be an openly gay
black homosexual in the fucking in the roying twenties. Yeah, and it just
keeps hello, how longly that you last? Well, if that can repress
myself pretty well, I think openly, you gotta be opening game. You
gotta be openly. You gotta be open. That's the plus. We gotta
whistle at ments. You gotta go. You gotta go into a saloon asking
for dick. That's openly gaines, he says, the Roaring twenties. And
I don't know what they were called the bars. Let's say, let's just
say it's speakeasy. And since bars, yeah, it's the evolution of this
verse. It was cave that it was. I don't know. Hut look
then, like I look, I did like salu. Look that's n G
plus four and that's when you go to the saloon. Okay. I also
under I get it, like time is difficult to que because, like,
dude, the fact that Abraham Lincoln and the samurai existed at the same time,
it's kind of wild. You know, Donald Trump and Joe Biden older
than colored television is crazy. Don't just I don't want to color television.
I'm having a good time. I'm having a good time. Scholars of color
in it everything about well, yes, I saw that that is I mean,
yeah, that's what I would have recalled. If it had come out
in like the four colored TV Negros Negroid television. People would scream when it
turns turns it off? It doesn't is it? The lows that it's a
black screen that Supreme raises, Oh my god, anyway time scares me.
Yeah, I don't know that really. But the grand sading about it,
because he really acted morally superior about it. He acted like, oh,
this is my principle. I was like, yeah, you know what,
I'm gonna let them have the wing. I'm gonna let them have the win
over me because I'm just very principal about this. This is my one thing
that I will not budge on, even though dude, like he he said,
I want to have one thing that I that I keep to myself,
and on some levels like, okay, I understand that, but then he
goes like, I don't from him, I don't, Yeah, I don't
understand that from him. Or about like a medical record that is just like
there's nothing, there's nothing about there's really nothing about that that is like particularly
personal, especially considering you're talking about having cancer for two years. Yeah,
like, what is personal about it? It's insane. You already said it,
You already said that you have this, And he was trying to get
ahead of it in other videos say oh, the trolls are already coming out.
You know, I need you guys to do yourself, do me a
favor. And basically he did so much shit to get ahead of this,
and I mean, it's dude, let's just be real. Alukham's razor suggests
that he clearly fucking lied about it. Yeah, he got it. And
I remember watching the video about it, and I think it was just as
simple as because I don't think he specifically said what he's taking for his low
testosterrum, but I'm pretty fucking sure he's on TRT, so he's just to
stop from replacement therapy. And here's the thing with to stop from replacement therapy.
If you're at very high levels, like say, if you're outside of
one thousand nanogrounds per destol leader, that's when it starts getting little dangerous for
men. And if he's doing that, then you can Yeah, it can
increase your wed blood cells, it can cause clots. So I know he's
talking about TRT he probably is at a decent level. His wed blood cells
increased. Also, his probably LDLC probably shot up his bad cholesterol because it
does that too, but they don't know why. It's a weird thing.
So it's like, Okay, try to take omega threes or whatever, fish
oil or something to kind of combat that. And I know all about this
is because I actually have and I wish I knew what the things called that.
I always forget what it's called, but I have something that blocks my
testosterone production, not all the way, but it's because like one of the
tubes connected to my fucking nuts is fucked up, flamed and crazy, and
it'sok a while to figure it out all the time. That's pretty everyone swollen.
It's just like like like a fucking like an eight ball. It's just
it's it's really it's like grapefruit, like that's my last one is like jagged
a little bit, Like, yeah, it hurts a little bit now,
it's just kind of like it has edges. Yeah, I mean like a
what in that like like a D twenty. Wouldn't that hurt your nuts back
a little bit? Or is it like really is it jagged or is it
just really like it's just edgy that hurts. It's a lot okay all the
time? Yeah, could you cut your ball sack open from the inside one
of your balls, and if you you have the tape your nuts, the
idea of being able them cut through the table. My god, you just
push your sat into like, no, you're getting You're immediately getting surgery.
And again that ship smoothed down. There's no oh my god, first of
all idea. But we can't cut it off. We got your penis and
we can't franqualize you. Like, what do you mean you have no anesthesia?
What do you mean? We gotta sand you gotta share, we gotta
sand the spikes off your ball. All right, They're like, what's your
name again? I'm doctor Joseph Gebels. The third I'd be like, I
be hmm, can I there's no relation? No relation? The third the
third relation, it's a different there's Joseph Gebels there and there the third one
of a differences bother you that you've never at Disney, you know what I
mean? I don't know existing if I if I found one, we'd have
some words. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that I just think
it's weird to Disney. It's not their fault even even remotely. It's not
there when it's the Disney state. Yeah, it is their fault, you
know what I mean, Like the fact that Disney is they didn't do nothing.
It is there. I mean that Disney is not a common like I've
met a lot ever met at Universal somebody. I don't. Have you met
a CNN at NBC Universal, fucking John Universal, John Universal Disney. Have
you met HD fucking h what is it called? Comcast? Have you met
Gilbert Comcast? I've met Dwight Comedy Central. He's pretty good. He's a
good white comedy. Have you seen ESPN before? I like that. I
like the gag of like the CEO it was just John whatever or like or
like that that meme we do about like big big whatever whatever, big blank,
Yeah, like big blank. I think it's funny. But like Walt
Disney was a real person and that was his real name. Yeah, but
there's no other Disney's. And I've everybody that I've ever met ever, I've
met somebody else with their last name not related to them. And that's what
confuses me about it. Now, do you think they do you think that
because I don't know anything about Walt Disney, because I don't. I'm not
a I don't really I don't like spitting too much time learning about like you
know, you know he he did a lot of interesting ship, but he's
also kind of a bad guy. So well, anyway, what if he
was one of those people that changed his name and his name used to be
like this not like some shit, and he's like, oh, it's too
je disenfranchised franchise. I would like to do that to those Jews, you
know what I mean, It's impossible. I look, man, he didn't
mean it. He didn't mean did people change their names back, like,
yeah, a lot back in Disney, like when Disney was was did they
That's like the time when they immigrated immigrating they're like, I hate your name.
My friend, my friend Dan, his family so he's from this guy
is from London or whatever the fuck and his family. I guess there are
meetings that were in the UK. And then when they immigrated to America,
I guess their name was too fucked up. It's still already complicated, and
I guess it was too come. They're like no, They're like no,
we're your name is this, and so now their name is he had the
dark souls of last names? Yeah, he had he had Now he has
animal crossing, not last names. It's actually that's not true. He has
like a what's the what's the middle of the road game? Is he is
an Assassin's Creed name. He has Assassin's Creed. It's like it's it has
got a Ragnarok on hard but not the Valkyries. Yeah, not that Jesus
name. Yeah, the Valkyries. The Vokerraries are the only Valkyries were the
only thing that were really fucking difficult. And it's really because the camera control.
I just I never fully I never fully get used to it. I'm
always like in the first one, the Valkyries were a pain in the fucking
The fact that you have to look forward to run or like you can't you
can't look at somebody and strafe yeah at like a reasonable speed, really fucks
those fights up because I'm just like, I don't know if this is really
designed for this level of right and what they do, what they do.
A lot of those bosses, a lot of the harder minions, they're designed
to get behind you, so they specifically try to get behind you and close
the distance. So what you really want to do is fast turn around and
then roll backwards to try to get some space. But it just feels it
doesn't feel that part doesn't feel fun that I have to do that to create
space when and like you can't lock on anymore when they do that right when
they try to get behind you or some ship, and I'm like fuck,
And so it kind of ruins it a little bit, But it's the whole
design of it being harder. Like I know, fighting two of the berserkers
was really fucking difficult. It's hard, yeah, because of that. It's
that because I can't see and like I get it, I'm supposed to like
see, Like I'm so mad upset. Yeah, I looked down and I
read I read the word because we have like a little a little thing here
and I read the read the name boogie on this and it just made you
annoy made me so fucking annoyed. My favorite part of those games when you
kill the dog, when you fight the like the people you beat this,
I love what you mean when they're like you rip their jaws off and then
he has the nerve to like gently put them just kind of like toss them
a little bit, like what would you do at a boogie? I want
to kill buggy, yeah boogie. I kept seeing a couple of rip boogies.
I literally thought he killed himself. I would give a sack full of
like things that keep him in life for like maybe a day, and I'd
send them out into the best. I'm like, I want to have one
thing to myself and I want to sleep at night and shut the fun It's
it's such a it's such a boogie. Stop. We know you're lying.
You know what this reminds me of it was It's not as bad, not
nearly as bad. It was just stupid when Mundane Matt was just like when
he flagged a few channels that were relentlessly fucking with him, right he he
he had a he had a weak moment and started abusing the flagging system because
but that was what's funny that you bring that up, because that is the
animal crossing version of this dark house. What I mean, it's like he
had an animal crossing moment, but the thing what he was doing lying about
doing it, And then it took a while and then he finally he got
back into a corner and he exposed that, Yeah, I did. What's
really wrong with that? Even they kept If he would have owned that,
I feel like that there would have been a thing in hindsight, which is
so what I feel so bad about him. For all the people that were
shitting on him have all abused the copyright system. Oh all of them are
flagged. Yeah, all of them. Ethan Ralph that was in there,
they all. He's been flagging an abusing copyright system since the gamer Gate days
twenty fourteen. The thing is, I didn't know about this guy. When
I didn't know he was around and like gestating little pupa at that time,
he was like a little fucking here's the thing he was. He was for
himself. He was like a no no, he was like an underground king.
And here's the thing. Here's the thing. When when you when you
hear all those fucking when you hear all these like progressives that speak about those
days and they see all these horrific things that happened to him and all that
stuff, it was him and his milk. Yeah, it's literally just him,
Like I didn't know. If I would have known about this, there
would have been pushback. But though they stuck to their four chan corners and
the other low coal or whatever. At the time, there was an eight
chen. Yeah, I don't remember why Achan stole a lot of my memes,
bro. Yeah, did you not know about h chan? No?
Yeah, eight chan. The funny thing is eight four chan was like fortune.
Eh Chan was like four chan light, and then it became worse.
Yeah, it was weird. It It got taken down after a while because
it got like way too racist. That as a version of four chan that
got that had to be intervened with and taken down. That's crazy, the
fact that people four chan is so bad that you only like four Chan's like
when they went into Mordor and they were like, we can't win this fight.
We have to leave four chance is four Chan is definitely like a bunch
of Middle American households that are definitely like the computer is in a basement,
but like the basement is clearly like quarters light, like they're covered in clutter,
and they're just like it's like I need to make fun of I need,
I need to look at other misery places. Yeah, they're stillchugging a
lot and doing their thing. Somebody sent me what was it. What's his
name, Turkey Tom. He sent me a post. I was on Turkey
Tom sent you a post. Yeah, so we said, this was a
while ago he sent me. He sent me a DM showing me that I
was on four Chan because you know, there's a lot of racism on there
obviously, so he's he found this and it was me when I was laying
in JoJo's lap when I came to visit her in Lithuania, and it was
a post about oh typical like negroid this. I'm paraphrasing like like I have
to yeah, like I have to go take the white you know, like
basically I'm just what of I'm white maxing or some shit, or that's what
I was. I was definitely white maxing once upon a time I was.
It was one of the absolutely white maxing for a few years. There was
a term in that post that I don't remember what it was, and I
wish I remember, because I was like, what the fuck does that even
mean? I looked it up and it was like, oh uh when it's
basically what like ninety day fiance people do, They're like, oh, I'm
a reject in America and so I have to get pussy beyond. But I'm
like that, but that's when you go to like a third world country and
ship and they're like they'll date anybody to get out of their situation. And
I'm like, that's not what happened. First of all, I was like,
that's it was just you know, they're they're racist. It's fine,
they're they're raised this ship, they're doing the thing. But I asked Turkey,
I was like, how the fuck did you find this? I was
like, I was looking for I was looking for you because I know he
like, he does all these documentary things on like degenerate people, so I'm
he must everywhere for it, and then and then, uh, he stumbled
upon it. I think he just stumbled upon it. But also because I
was like, how the I think it was like the poll one, you
know, slash pole or whatever. I think it's really crazy because I like,
just I just really wish every day of my heart that I could just
make the Internet not exist anymore for like one month and see how much healthierybody
it would be. Okay with that, I think for a couple of days
people would freak the fuck out, and then people would be a lot happier.
It would be like a lot of riots at first, and then the
people that are left that don't die from the riots, yeah, would be
like, you know what, maybe let's be friends. You know. It
wouldn't bother me that much personally, because like, uh, the only thing
that would bothered me is most of my video entertainment is is streets so much
my computer? Well, it would just would it would force me to watch
all my DVDs again. It would force me to I have a bunch of
saved movies and stuff too that I never watch because like everything could be streamed,
essentially games on offline mode to like, I don't give a fuck,
I'll be fine. Yeah I don't. I don't play. I'm not I'm
not much of a PVV person, so I wouldn't be that bothered, But
there'd be a lot of other people that would suffer. Like imagine all the
kids that jump on Fortnite after they go to school. They'd be like,
funk what am I doing now? Based on an army, they'd actually they'd
actually be dangerous. Am I gonna do? No? No screaming? It's
like a goblin. I think they would melt. Actually, I feel like
they would actually like genuinely like start. You know, if you feel beat
a child fortnite after twelve pm, they become aa member you know that right?
And remember, Yeah, well I just learned something immediately got a huge
beard and ship beard. It's crazy. It's like, what the fuck that
was my son like twenty seconds ago. Yeah, I can't, Yeah,
I don't know. We'll move on to questions after this. Your light is
that, dude? I just because it just bothers me to see something so
stupid, like it's it's it's either evil or stupid, and those are the
only two options. Yeah, you know, he's either genuinely like an evil
sociopathic like like covert narcissis not even really covert anymore. Yeah, but like
he's he's either genuinely lying about cancer for sympathy and then just lying about literally
everything, lying about getting paid, lying about like the medical all of this
stuff. Or he's genuinely stupid enough to think that turning down all that money
which would help him and his fucking child. Right, Yeah, he has
daughter, a child. He has a girlfriend who's basically a child. He
has a girlfriend that is would be his daughter's age essentially. Yeah, she
just turned twenty one or something. Yeah, she just turned twenty one.
I think he's gonna be yeah. Yeah, So you know she's fucked up.
She can try. Yeah, she's clearly fucked And that's why I'm bothered.
Like she is clearly for her when you look at this girl, like
I could see in her face that she had she had a rough time,
she had a rough go. Yeah. But when you just look at her,
like her, her size, her, she has the potential to be
somebody and be like very you know, like successful and whatever she wants to
do, there would be potential there. And since she's so fucked up,
she's like, I'm gonna be with this guy. Yeah, she's she's not
like in in this place where it's like you're clearly like you know, you're
you got like your head looks like you're you had like ice cream scooped out
of it. She's not like one of these people like you'd find in like
a fucking trailer parking like gummo, right, I mean gummo right. You
know that is no I heard it. I heard of it. Don't know
what, man, everybody google Google that place. But I don't even worry
about It's like a place in New York. I can't remember if that was
no, was it Onion Town. I've been there before. Yeah, it's
not as bad as who made it theme. Well, well when we went,
it's probably like I imagine that maybe nineties. I mean in the nineties
was probably fucking I don't know, probably fucking in town. And just look
at the videos from there. It's not it's not like she's not an Oniontown
level. She's just over and she's like, I like, I have homies
over there, And now like Ondiontown's really not that bad now, no more.
That's it's the new people came in and like diversified. The gene pool
was just christ because that shit's crazy. It looked like it really looked like
like amunculous town. Oh he's crazy, but it looks uncanny valley. Shit,
you're you're a skin wall, you're not a person. Yeah, so
it's it's she's just she's just clearly like misguided and like like mentally kind of
fucked. And yeah, it's just it's unfortunate because it's not even like one
of these relationships where it's like, Okay, you're twenty one and you're dating
like a fifty year old, like, well to do celebrity, right,
you know, it's not it's not even like you're getting much out of it.
It's like and you're old enough at twenty one to kind of like understand
on some level that like fucking fifty, like come on, like I'm not
gonna have like what we're gonna have kids with this guy and then he's gonna
die while in the middle of like the kid being in high school and what
are we doing? I think on a level you understand, and there's like
some levels like okay, you're you're trading in some way, but like my
god, this what are you getting? Nothing from Boogie? Like nothing,
It's literally just it's all negatives. It's all negative. No money. Uh,
there is a house. But I feel like Boogie. I feel like
Boogie he's gonna lose that fucking hat because he because he turned on eighty grand
to just prove he's such an idiot with money. Yeah, that's what it
is. He's so stupid with money in a way that like even just normal
stupid because a lot of people are stupid with money. Realistically speaking, everybody
buys you that they shouldn't buy. I WoT a fifty dollars mass chief satue
that it's still not here, all right, whatever the head No, it's
like a it's like a like one of those like kind of I don't even
know. It's like a bust kind of thing, but looks cool. The
thing is this right, and it's dumb. It was like a purchase livingly
limit money. Obviously. Everyone everyone goes through te hundred k on the hookers
or whatever the fuck it was. He must have been those hundreds of thousands
of dollars and you know he wasn't like you know, he was just laying
there. Yeah, he was a movie. They were shot. Look high
if you're paying for look are the end of the story. You know.
Hookers are like for whom for Like if you can't no one that has a
healthy sexual appetition is fucking hookers? Really, I feel like, genuinely I
disagree. I feel like it's people, it's losers that can't get pussy that
fuck hookers, isn't it. I feel like hookers is like when your wife
is like, you can't do that to me. That's when you implement hookers.
Oh, Like like when your wife is like, I'm not letting you
put a fucking wine bottle in my pussy, like I'm not like this.
I don't think that's the I don't think that's the main demographic. I feel
like that has to be like, that has to be That's a very logical
explanation for like that would almost be like how I would imagine prostitution would be
like legalized and regulated in some way, or if it was, if it
was ever like a like a standard kind of like normal thing instead, And
that's how it is in Japan. Actually is it really legitimately? I think
a lot of women the culturally in Japan don't see uh, dealing with hookers
or escorts or whatever as cheating, and so it's probably women that are,
you know, they're like, yeah, men are dogs and they need to
get the rocks off. And I think a lot of that should happen back
in the day culturally and then in some other countries. But I think,
like, like my husband trying to put his foot in my pussy, like,
I'm not doing that. You can do that with some random person because
you're not gonna break my inside. Here's the thing most debilitate this girl on
the on the side of the street. But do you think most hookers are
doing that. I feel like, if you want hookers, that's what you
got. You see. I think for you, you're assuming that the average
hookers like, yeah, put a fucking baseball bat in my ass, Like
they're not like that. That's what I'm paying, do you. I'm paying.
You're paying me to to fuck you because you can't get pussy, but
you want you understand my logic, where like logic to me is flawed because
it's too niche. That's what I feel like. That's when you implement because
I feel like everyone I feel like that's when you implement it. That's what
that's saying. I feel like that's my story is like because you can you
can't. You can't imagine not getting pussy because you've just always gotten pussy.
I think that, bro, if you talk to in cells, brother,
here's the thing. The in cells that are in that culture of like Magtower
or whatever, the fuck the the what is it? The alf the bait,
what's the Sigma the Sigma ship. They're too proud to get hookers.
They're stupid as fuck. All the other ones, like the nerds, like
one of my friends that I grew up with, where he's just not you
know, he's not really into dating. He kind of got psychologically damaged from
his parents' relationship and his stepdad, his drunk stepdad. This guy was awesome.
This guy ruled dude. His drunk stepdad was like, he okay,
to be fair, I was I was in high school, so I thought
his drunkenness was hilarious. So he was like, but it was not good.
I never saw anything. I didn't see any physical but like mental abuse
was always there. So it was one of those cool things were he'd even
even when it was just light, like say, we all came over to
Austin's pad and we're gonna watch like say, gonna watch Star Wars or some
ship, and his dad's sitting down on the couch and step dad and the
mom's like, hey, uh, once you get out of here, let
the boys just watch it. He's like, I'm not. I'm not gonna
bother them. Literally, I think the first scene, man, what the
fuck is this bullshit? Starts talking shit Immediately I'm dying. I'm dying because
I'm like, this is golden commentary, Like this is what you would pay
for Patreons type shit. And his mom's embarrassed one time. This motherfucker,
this guy he's cooking steaks and ship and the he's like in the kitchen doing
some prep and not going there to get some water. In this motherfucker the
counters are like just a little bit higher than this table. And this motherfucker
sleeping with one arm one arm like this he's standing and he's like, I'm
like, oh my god, he's fucking just junk and passed out and he's
standing up and only one arms keeping him Like that is maximum like like alcoholism,
like you alcoholic you put that is when you pass out so much that
you know like how to balance yourself, like in the most crazy ways that
most people can't. And I'm sure that anyway, that fucked with his relationships
and stuff like that. Blah blah blah. Long story short, He's like,
I remember I asked him. I was like, you didnt trying to
settle down or anything and try to fucking get married nothing. It's like,
ah, he's only about that life. But he taught me things about I
didn't know. I'm very green about like, uh, prostitution, escort.
I don't know much about that because I'm all like, where do you get
this information from. Actually didn't ask him, but he he knows the No,
he knows he's been hooker since I was like seventeen. Some man like,
I'm fucking I mean, I know you weren't, but I know you
weren't because I didn't even know where to find them. That's kind of the
thing. I don't know where to go. Look, we've we've been living,
we've both lived in places where we would assume, yeah, that you
would see them. I know they were in New York. They were on
in New York. They're by the seaport. It's usually, dude, I've
been to South Seaport so many times. You gotta you gotta gotta gotta have
an eye for it, like me and my boy, me and my boy
to a random wrong person. I guess I've only been set in the day.
Or like there's a there's a a YouTube channel. Is there an app?
I don't know if that's legal. Yeah, just a point, that's
a just the point. There's probably an app like like say like Grinder,
because you know how grinder is an app for but gay butt sex, right,
but make friends on Grinder? Okay, No, they're actually cool,
dude. Sometimes they come over. Yeah, and then and then they do
something. We're done. We play some ass bros. Yeah exactly, So
that proves no, but they're my friends. Now, it's not about the
sex. Oh, so it's just okay, friends with benefits got you?
Okay? All right, so friends been okay. So it's a it's a
clearly an app design for fucking yeah, but it's not that because it doesn't
specifically say it. Right, So there's probably an a hooker app that we
don't know about. Yeah, you need to google a Yeah, Like I'm
sure Boogiey knows. I know, so I know right now. I know
about this one website because my friend told me about it, and it fucking
blew my mind. And there's this catch twenty two where it's like, how
do you get because you have to have a good rating. So you sign
up and you have to have a good it's it's one of it's like the
one of the things to make sure some degenerates not trying to like do some
crazy shit to like And I was like, wait, how do you get
a good rating? If you if nobody will take you because you don't have
a rating at first, So somebody has to take a risk for you to
get in. And I was like, that's a stupid fucking system. But
I get it. It's like a safe thing. So it's like a club.
You need to somehow know somebody or someone needs to take a risk on
risk and vouch for you to get into the system. And it's a it's
a wild system. I'll tell you guys off camera what it is, because
it's it's it's it's like, yeah, I so my friend used to use
it all the time, and and I used to when I live with them
for a while, like yeah, I'm gonna go meet up with someone around.
I'm like, this is crazy. But the thing is, I'm like
it works for him in that instance. I'm like, he this is what
he wants to do or go to like TJ and smash the hookers and stuff
like that, Like this is what he wants to do. And I don't
see any shame in that me. I don't see shame in it. I
had, you know, I guess I'm first of all, like I'm lucky
that, you know, genetically, we're all lucky that we're not hideous chuds,
right, thank god, We're lucky that we're not busted up and so
there wasn't when you wanted, when you felt the desire to get with women,
you could put in an effort and do it. So it's difficult at
first, but then I learned how to talk to girls. And it was
difficult when you didn't know what you're doing at first, but then really,
I feel like the first thing, and the first thing I think we all
learned, is like, oh, just be funny. Like there's this guy
named Beers are in my room and you have no choice. Yeah, it's
crazy, and you snap your fingers and all the fucking metal comes down.
It's a cage man, It's like, and then it turns it you must
beat me in a game of no this is it's actually just I don't I
don't ill, I don't want to have sex. I want you to.
I want you to. I want you to pick up the second controller and
let me beat the ship out of you and in you too. Don't fight
back, Please, don't fight back. I need a perfect perfect have to
win to get out the throw. That's great. Yeah it's stupid, but
yeah, wow, Boogie, I just say, I don't know, boogie,
I'm at a sympathy. I'm not a sympathy of this. You can't
be out of sympathy because when you when you offered that much money and here,
that's the weird thing. That's when you know that he's lying, because
Boogie is all about that money. If you're gonna do a crypto scam,
that's because you know you want the money. It's all about money. It's
always there's a fucking UFC fighter that just got roped into that ship Hams Chamaya
and he just was like, Oh, there's a coin like a wolf coin
or whatever, smash coin, smash coin, because he always says smash He's
like, yeah, go get it. And then all of a sudden,
like, what the fuck are you doing? Why are UFC fans so why
so dumb? Well there, I don't want to get into that because every
time I look into the common sections of UFC post or anything, m m
A I my brain. I was like, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so
embarrassed of the community that I'm a part of. What makes me so sad.
It used to like this. I feel like it used to be like
this. Brother. I feel like workout because because like I don't know,
I started, I've been exercising recently and I'm getting back into like the whole
workout nature of things, and I feel like, what is wrong with that?
A good amount of because like the straw, like the fucking peak of
the peak. Motherfuckers. They're awesome, like fucking like really like strong men,
like real like bodybuilders, martial artists, like they're cool people, but
like a lot of the average gym goers suck. Well, I mean that
just suck. And I don't know why. I don't get where it comes
from. It's it's it's it's it's influence. There's they're influencers that have ruined
generations, especially like say we're just talking about UFC and like some of their
favorite fighters, they same deal. They realized that there's a lot of stupid
assholes that just want gimmicky, racist bullshit, bigoted bullshit showing so sad.
Yeah, and so it's a it's a way to get a quick buck,
and it's a way. It's I mean, look, man, it's it's
the same reason why we can be in our where we're at now. And
like we have a we have a president that has you know, over thirty
uh you know, convictions and blah blah blah, blah blah. We're in
a place where like this guy fucking rules. It's just it's the same thing.
It makes me the same as I remember the like the era of like
silvas like that were like they were awesome, Like mixed martial artists were like
humble, great people. Most people are warriors that were like no, the
ones that are actually find most of them. Look, it's it's very simple.
Dana Why figured out what he needed to do to keep the organization UH
moving forward through the pandemic. Through the pandemic, they were the only sports
organization that was operating because he pulled strings. He did we had to do.
He coaborated with Florida ncause Florida is a fucking shit state. That's like,
I don't care if people die from COVID even though a bunch of old
people retire there. So a bunch of old people died, Like I don't
give a fuck. We're still gonna make a bunch of commerce and shit.
So they did that, and he realized that his market is going to be
a bunch of chuds that think the virus is faking all this bullshit. And
then all of a sudden, you see people like Kobe Covington. You see
a Sean Strickland, People don't remember that. Sean Strickland used to be a
long haired, you know, fucking shaved chess guy. His nickname was Tarzan.
Now all of a sudden, he's bald, head shaved, he's fucking
on dirt bikes, and he's all America this that, and I'm like,
it's just a gimmick that they all. Donald Trump has been invited to so
many of the UFC events, it's become a chud culture. And so it
has become really fucking obnoxious to where a lot of times when women fight,
regardless if it's gonna be a good fight or not, like, oh women,
mma, oh this is garbage, And I'm like, and then it
used to be like this. There was a time when Dana White didn't want
women fighting, but that was before Ronda Rousey blew up. And then he's
like, oh, when he was like women, women are dope and they're
gonna bring in money, so we should have them in. But the whole
thing is that whole culture is washed. But there are other cultures, like
say, if it's not just m in MA in general, if you watch
like one Championship and where it's like in like Singapore, that's a great organization
because they don't have any of that ship, none of that raw, raw,
retarded, fucking you know, politics inserted into it. It's just fun
fights with a little bit of like show like uh, you know, WWE
type of entrances. It's just fun with the best warriors in the East.
And so I actually watch a lot more and enjoy a lot more of that.
But I still watch the UFC because I've been watching the two thousand.
I don't watch. I don't watch. I watch a bit of it because
obviously Barnett ship like him being over there that I actually pitch it now.
Yeah, but like I don't know, man, it makes me sad.
I've been like I've been watching fightings like oh five, like probably earlier than
that, but I've been watching like UFC itself since like oh five. Yeah,
And you can see that makes me sad to seeing the nature of like
you can see the culture. Look at Uh there's a guy named Jake Shields
who was the champions Strike Force and then he came to he came to the
UFC did really well. He's a veteran, he's not fighting anymore. He's
like a coach and stuff like that. He's still around. He was always
cool. Uh he followed me at some point. This was years ago.
I was like, oh, cool, Jake Shields. And then all of
a sudden, he's like complete extreme, maga fucking asshole saying the most racist
shit on Twitter, and I was like, I can't fuck it like you
to see the evolution in some of these people that they they're getting so many
more clicks, They're getting way more views, way more traffic, way more
money for being the most the worst fucking people. You've see it happen with
Russell Brand, who used to be very liberal left like center left. You've
seen Jimmy Dore, who used to be a Bernie bro who spat on Alex
Jones in twenty sixteen, went on Tim Pole shit like a year ago or
like last year, saying, ooh, I just Alex Jones said something funny
and I accidentally had a spit take on him when we all saw him projectile
spit on him like he was fucking repped for Mortal Kombat, and I'm like,
bro, this is where we are now where he even lies about spinning
on Alex Jones because he doesn't want to lose any Alex Jones fans. And
I was like, fuck this trajectory. I think, just literally, I
think United States needs to sink. The entire thing just needs to sink.
Oh my fucking god, what you got? We got good questions? Not
blided? Yeah, I just got blighted. There's there's there's a lot of
questions here, all right with death whenever you're ready. I just feeling this.
By the way, this might be a shorter episode because I think it
should be a normal like are we yeah, we should have a normal one.
I don't mind doing the two three hour ones, but like today is
like kind of yeah, we're all. I just bro I I every time
I see them three hour when I get upset, I'm like, it's this
is great for them. They like it. They love it, of course,
but I'm like, god, damn it, Like I want to break
this up. So then it just because it makes more sense to have two
podcasts a week if you don't have three fucking hour podcasts at a time.
They love it though a jamboree. I know they love podcasts should go for
as long as they generally need to go. But like today we might be
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truck through it, you know, bear with us. Yeah, you god
damn trick Ni wrote in it's a bit of a nepotistic choice shout out,
it says high ho whore and hooligan. My supervisor told me that he will
microwave his eggs to avoid dirtying a pan. This made me viscerally upset.
Do you have any stories of people commit eating similar heresies? Wait? Does
he mean like like boiled eggs, like microwaving microwaved eggs, or does he
mean like say, like like as if you would put them on a frying
pan. I think he cracks the eggs and how onto a plate and microwaves
them, which is pretty fucking heinous. You don't even get the benefit of
it being on a pan, like the nice crispiness. Nothing that just made
me hungry. Dude, I'm still pissed. I any eggs anymore. I
hate having insensitivity. Fucking pissed me out, like the crispiness. Only put
them pan then you have the cristpiness on the side and share we cook it
in like butter oil. Something I'm going through sugar draws and it makes me
so sad, makes me so sad. I see things and I'm like,
I like, literally every fucking soda, no candy, no chick So why
don't you want But like you know, we'll get back to the question ships,
but why don't you does everything everything? Do you? Ships have sugar
in them? Some of them do sugar? But is that everything with those?
Right? Everybody? Everything that's not like I'm trying to do like clean
for like two weeks to prove I can do it, like de yeah,
and then implementing things back in and it's making I'm so sad. How deep
into it are you? This weirdest end of week one. Okay, well
look man, just and here's if you ever if you're also I know,
like I know, not to go crazy because I rubber band. That's how
it happens. Well, yeah, if you're super serious about it, really
the best thing to do, like like I mean super serious, if you're
super serious, you really do want to call your calories, you want to
count your mask. And the thing is also when it comes to sugar,
because like remember, your body needs carbs, sugar, it needs stuff cutting
it all out, you know, it's always having low carbs, low sugar.
Like say, if you really want to, if you want to see
what the daily average human should have, it's actually very low and sugar like
forty grams. It's very low because you can have like a fucking a sandwich
and have like almost ten grams of sugar because of the fucking bread. Uh
So it piles up really fast. I had biscuits in I'm pretty sure they
were fucking I had like two biscuits from a place, and I'm pretty sure
that's well beyond my but I should have And I'm like, all right,
well I'm done now. Well, yeah, it's as long as you move
because there's a lot of a lot of carbs in there. But you know,
if you find anyway that person's a degenerate that puts the eggs in the
microwave, Like, why the fuck would you ever do that? Some people
I see there's some people that do things like there's ways to cook things that
it just tastes better. Like say, if you want to have like ramen,
there's ways to cook it, but I see people they'll cook it in
ways to where they one of my friends, he would put the bowl of
water and the ramen in the microwave and cook it that way. That's it's
crazy, And I'm like, it's not. It's I'm like, that's just
not You're you're not going to get the best texture out of ramen cooking it
that way. I mean, I sympathize on some level, right, because
top of one is different, not the well, No, I don't generally
use the microwave for anyone has the worst fucking uh texture, But it's but
that's how it has to be. I don't really use my microwave for anything
except for like if I'm in like a rush with like pre cooked bacon or
something, you know what I mean, Like I'm not like I rarely use
the microwaphone right now thinking about the chicken ramens fucking I will say something,
it's so delicious. I will say. There is the only exception as far
as cooking things. We had this bacon cooking. It was specifically for bacon.
You know has the drain for the grease and everything. Yeah, that
would go specifically in the microwave and it would cook it perfectly. Oh cool.
It was the only thing because of cooking on the pan, you have
the fat that started gets a little bit rubbery. You can't get it all
the way christy sometimes and explodes. It's I have sobody. It's so funny
because like I remember getting I remember this one point where like I got really
tanned, like I was out for days on like the beach, like day
after day after day. And then I looked at my arm and I saw
like all of these spots where I just wasn't tanning on my arm, and
I was just like, oh, that's from all the fucking burns from when
I would cook. That's crazy. It's crazy. I don't know. I
can said like blocks melonin or something. I don't know what the fuck grease
blocking it was weird because I remember noticing it specific is like that is literally
like I know I remember it exactly because I remember what the burn looked like
and it was exactly the same shape. And somebody in a bat full of
baking grease like, well, it's boiling. I was like, yo,
I don't know, man, I uh as far as anything like this.
But before I answer the question, the I sympathize with being lazy with how
you cook things sometimes because like to me, it's like if I'm making food
just for myself, generally speaking, I'm not really even really focusing that much
on seasoning or anything, like for eggs and stuff. I usually if I'm
making it like for people, I'll put like salt, pepper and like all
that stuff. I'll actually try, but it's just for me, and I'm
just like I just need the nutrients. I'll just whip it up on the
pan with nothing and just eat it. Oh that's that's kind of insane to
me. I just I don't like it. It's it's so it's such a
utilitarian. I gotta have salt for me. I'm just I don't know the
lot of if I'm eating a lot of eggs, I'll put salt, but
like it's usually like want to do it very fine with blades. I don't
know why I live in this in between places where I love seasoning, but
I also like that's just like to me, it's like living in fucking medieval
England. Like I'm like, what the hell, because like I we're doing
eggs. Don't mind. It's literally picking up the spice and going, oh
no, no, I don't mean that. I mean I mean like,
like, all right, we're gonna saw tell you this, and you know
what I mean. I don't. It's just I have my I love That's
what I said. I couldn't imagine, like because the flavor is awful without
it. Eggs. I have no problem regular rice. No I mean either
white rice, even brown rice, just regular rice. I just eat it.
I don't eat on my hands like a beast. Yeah. To me,
I'm like, I just sticky. I'm just like why not, Like
say, Morton's season salt is my favorite fucking spices, my favorite spice,
So like you just just tap it on like a little bit on top of
the rice, like my mashed potatoes, a little bit on top of the
mass potatoes. It's almost like having seasons where you have like a you know,
if you go if you go to a like a any say in the
La Area, any burger joint, they put seasoned salt on the fries,
you know, like Gus or anything like any in the LA area, like
the Greater La like they they put seasoned salce on the fries. I hate.
Outside of LA a lot of places don't do it, and it drives
me nuts because a lot of other places assume that you want sauce or like
you use sauce. I'm like this season fucking freak. I'm just saying,
you put season fries, you put season salt on that bitch. Look,
there is one concoction that somebody made at my local burger joint in my hometown.
So they would always have pickled halapinos and one thing that and I don't
know what this hasn't this hasn't caught on yet. So they have the pickled
holopenos and you know, the the Brian or whatever, the stuff that's left
over the juices. So they'll take the vinegar holopino juice and they'll pour it
in in the uh in their ketchup thing. They'll get the little ketchup thing
and they'll pour it in there and mix it. It's actually fucking delicious.
If you soak your balls and stuff, your kid will be born angry pickle.
I don't know how you found that out? Yeah, how did you?
I didn't do that pile? Did you read a paper? Now,
it's my uncle samson I I sam samson idea putting your balls and pickle juice
and coming and squeezing all the deflating it. Yeah, ringing it ring.
I have an uncle Samson I. Is he is he? Is he related
with any of SAMSONI products? Or no? No, it's I think that
his parents were just on one when they when they name SAMSONI, is it
SAMSONI? Is he? Are you guys have the same last name? Or
no? No, no, no, I don't know what his last name
is. Actually, I don't know if he's my cousin. Actually that is
crazy. I've seen him my mouse, and you know your uncle well enough
to know this information about him, But he just I don't know his last
Like, there's so many last names you can have. Is he your brother's
he? Is he related to your brother? Your dad? Is he your
dad's brother? Or no? Aren't related to him either, is this step
step really no, I don't know what's happening. So look, I remember
with Puerto Rican, like a very specifically strange Porto Rican family, where like
my great grandmother would raise neighborhood kids like literally just kids that were just like
just in the neighborhood who just didn't either didn't have families or just didn't like
their families enough to spend time with them, and then they just became part
of their family. So like, my dad has brothers who are not related
to him, okay, like at all, but like they're they're his brothers
though, and I never really parsed which ones were or which ones weren't,
because at a certain point as a kid, I don't know as you as
is normal to you as a kid because it's your life. I know,
I totally understand that. Actually it's almost like growing up in a foster home,
like in the way that like those people will be like we're brothers and
sister even though they're all different. Is you know, yeah, I think
some of them might be half, some of them might be none, some
of them might be complete. I have no idea, but I mean in
my house growing up in near. There were people in my house all the
like my house was a fucking revolving door characters, and my Grandma's like,
we got to move now like this this Yeah, New York sucks. Let's
just glup states, a glub state. And I was like, all right,
I like literally I remember from like the amount of people that would pick
me up from elementary school a half people with dizzy They'd be like, who's
this Asian guy picking you up? Kington similar, that's crazy, A similar
thing to under his arm. My guys, it would be like my mom's
friends. I remember like my uh my mom's friend Diana, who was like
basically an ant. But it was just very clear, like it would be
like if one of us would have a kid, it would be like us,
you know what I mean, like us, and like they would assume
that we're related, yeah some way if they're like super young and they don't
understand the concept of like we're clearly not. I'm very I'm very scared thinking
about the fact that, like they were very likely in the future, you
guys will come from us and I have a child there and our child might
hear conversation. Yeah, I don't like face and slap it the first time.
If you do that, do that, bro. I don't even like
the idea of my closest friends having kids. It grosses me out. Like
what am I talking something about that? I tried cut his ball? I
tried. I tried. I'm banned from going to my friend's house because I
tried. Yeah, do you think you could take it? Do you think
you can take enough testicular damage? You can't have kids somewhere? Of course,
that's literally true. I'm like, I am, Oh, isn't that
true that I don't know. I think it's gonna get picked in the ball
so hard that your kid comes out wrong or doesn't come out at all.
Like, yeah, that's that's it. That's that's what he's talking about.
And it's like until she explodes or what, Yeah, I think you're you
is gonna get so bid just have a section at that moment, just like,
yeah, I think that's normally what they do. Anyway, normally what
they do. It's hard for me to think of something similar to this.
To be honest with you, I'm sure I've experienced. I'm sure i've seen.
Why does he do that? Who? I'm sorry? Go ahead say
what area? I'm sorry, wait what what? No? Because I think
you I think you were about to you you were you were responding to her
question to cap it off or no, yeah, yeah, go ahead,
Yeah, the eggs, I just I don't know. I'm sure I've seen
things like actually Colin sockshoe sock sock shew. Thing recently was something that really
bothered me. See, who put ketchup on eggs really sets me off.
I'm not a fan. I like it at all, but it doesn't set
me off. It sets me off. But it's literally like putting tomato jelly
on fucking eggs. It irt to me. It's just like it's it's just
it's I'm not a ketchup is one of those things that because because when you
think about it, I'm not a very sweet, savory person like mixing that
stuff, you know, like it really person I'm not. I'm not put
sauce on things personally, like raising canes. Huh yeah, I need to
it by itself, that's crazy. I just like chicken. That's why.
I just like it's so I don't love canes anymore that I'm kind of it's
I'm kind of falling off. It's just so lightly breaded with like not.
It's just like the perfect balance to to an old person and be like this
is this is a little spicy. You know, it's just a little spicy
for an old person. It, man, that's just spicy. My cum
is fucking fo nova exactly. We have the Great depression. Kill me.
There's a crazy amount of time to be alive. Let me go to sleep,
let me go to paradise. Thank you Nikki for the question. Thank
you Niggy Diggs. Mister what is it? Mister Okay, So I'm picking
this because I don't know what the fuck what the fuck is talking about?
And I want to know if, like maybe I'm missing something that you guys
might pick up on mister hot Salca road. And he says, hello,
master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad. This question is mainly directed at Frilock
and Meatwad. Again, Don's I guess I guess what? No, no,
no, fry Lock is you? You're white? Fries white? Sorry,
I'm thinking of master Shake. Master Shake is obviously white you and I
then, yeah, yeah, I was about to say like that. I
was like, I was like, Flock is the black objectively black? That's
what I was like, what's happened is black to but Frylock is definitely.
When I was like mixed and me's a little black kid, I don't know
about that. I think I just never never it. I think you just
throw black at things. I think think of the way he talks, man,
he talks like a little little nigga. He does, is that he
has like a little nigga isms he does. You're gonna tell me, you
guys don't think meat Water is black. Actually I think he's. I think
fry is he's got the fucking dread fry hair on, but meat is also
black. I never thought about him, really, I never. I think
what happened to this, right? What happened is the thing is like this,
I think being a little black child, there's not bacially. When I
was younger, there weren't as many black characters as there are now. So
my connections him like, oh, this guy kind of sounds and acts sort
of like me. So I guess he's a black person. That's what that's
clearly what it's fine. Yeah, clearly, that's why. I think.
That's why people say Piccolo's black, and I'm like, ah, I think
Piccolo's probably black because of the energy gives off. He's he's the other.
Never I just he's the other. He's definitely like anything's like a Middle Eastern
person technically. Probably that it's so fucking obvious that that's what so weird to
me about like people that put that never made sense to me when people are
saying Piccolos and Nigga and I'm like, what part of him it's showcase.
He's cool. He's cool, he's darker skin everybody else nerve. You know
what, You're gonna tell me Piccolo's not cool. No, that's that is
great. There is nothing cool, bro, Give me tell me what.
I always stood up in the corner somewhere just like, yeah, these guys,
oh that's cool. So that's so when you're in school, you like
the kid that was standing in the corner alone, dude, that was dude,
that was so good, that was posted up. Was always the cool
dude. He was not the cool guy for the fucking jocks fucking hanging out
doing cool ship and fucking bitches. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't
the corner. Your perception, outside of all of this stuff, you think
he thinks fans he's cool. Like, yeah, I think the person I
don't like him, but you think, like the whole idea of Phonsie is
that he's a fucking joke, that he's not actually cool. It's goofy how
cool he thinks he is and how they like it's so over the Spider Man
doing the dance. You really, you really don't think Piccolo's cool at all?
What is cool about him? What does he do that's cool? I
think the fact that he pulls up on Gokul and he fucks him up more
than once. I think the fact that he kills Gokul, takes his son,
tries to militarize that it's gangster. You gotta kill something doing his kid
and that's a big thing. So okay, so we have two different definitions
of what cool is. That's what's happening, because to me, cool is
somebody when you think someone's cool, that's someone that you wouldn't mind like idolizing
or like, oh man, I would be kind of like, that's cool.
I don't want to do anything that make it destroyed the moon. Yeah,
because they had to. They made him do it. He didn't want
to do they made him. They made him do that. They killed his
dad. He was like, all right, well, we gotta get back
in blood. So that he pulled back up. He got his because he
did kill Goku. He did get his lead. You killed my dad,
I'm killing your moon. I kill your killed my dad. I kill you,
I take your son. Your son loved me more than you do.
You know what? Do you know what? And it's it's one big watermelon
beam. It's chicken and spirally that's ruined. Piccolo, dude, I don't
know how you think. You don't really think killing character. Let me say
something. Let me say something real quick. I think the reason why,
and it's really dumb, but I actually, genuinely do think this is the
reason white people think he's black. I think it's the purple clothes. I
think it's the purple clothes and he's just the other. I think it literally
is all the purple clothes and nothing else. I feel like it's just kind
of and I think you're right. But the thing is, I feel like
people in America have just forgotten that people in the Middle East exist. And
I feel like it's more of it. It's more of a kind of an
ignorance thing to where you're right that he is the other. So then people
like put blackness on it. When he went to Namic, it was like
cats out of the bag. This is this is this is not an Africa
planet Africa Africa of the planet. This is clearly there's literally an episode of
Dragon Balls where he's eating Sharma. Shut the fuck up. But that's the
idea. It's like I missed that. One thing about this, right,
is that what happens a lot of black kids were lacking animate at that time,
Right, no vegetas the if and even that's vegeta. But like they
saw that, they were like, oh, this guy is someone that attached
from his culture, doesn't know who he is really. Uh, he knows
that his father was depicted as a villain, but he wants to be different
or whatever. Doesn't have his dad growing up. Yeah. Uh, he
meets this guy he's got killed his dad and then it's like fuck adovial about
it. And then he like he goes to he has the whole experience.
Uh, he meets Gohan, somebody tries to better himself through. He goes
to his home planet, he finds his coach, He connect to who he
is really. That's like you can see how that could be interpreted as like
a bit of a guy. I can see. It's in the same vein
as I know a lot of people will extrapolate thing. They will do that,
they will do that, but it's just they're missing the force for the
trees, you know what I mean, Like it's like, hey, well
I understand why you're doing that, but just fucking close. Like objectively,
the way he's drown he's like Middle Eastern. Yeah, it's so. But
if that's the one thing that I feel like but people just wanted to see
past that and they're like, no, it's it's But I think the more
the more, the more the thing has gone on, I think the series
kind of played into like him being like like that kind of guy, Like
why not like that kind of guy? Like, oh, he's the nigga
obviously, now why not? Because there is one point, like in very
True when when they were dressed, he was he had the backwards hate and
I'm like jeans on he was, he was looking fresh as it was very
they y at that point. It looks very coded, I will give you
that for sure, But you can tell that like, oh it started off
one specific way, and people need to because people kind of forget about the
conflicts in the Middle East and how people have been displaced over there too,
and how they're immigrating everywhere. It's like his that makes total sense to his
arc. He's the means, Yeah, it's case clos. I think he's
I think I think Vietnamese, but I guess I could be. Is a
white man. Ya is probably the most Japanese person in that show. Technically,
Yeah, Chinese Bama's white. Yeah, Paulma is definitely a white p
Yeah, because even the profession they look like colonizers. You know. The
mom is still hot somehow, and she's a fucking Jesus. He's sixty plus
years old, just crazy. His dad fucking gets he puts some drunk will
ever have it like a down syndrome character gagerob Yeah, Gerby has dancing.
I'm pretty sure he's got dumb Why was that perfect? I'm they're gonna help
you vegeta You're you gotta tell you know, bitches, it's crazy. What
did you call me? Wait? How do you sound? Back in the
Dayta was like, wait, did you call it? You do it?
And you call me, I'm going to I'm going to molest you. Da
Vegina was the character everybody thought was cool for years and I never thought he
was cool. I thought he was fun. He used the love him he
turned into. Uh, I think he I think his arc was the best.
I think I think he's between him and Piccolo or Pico on going.
But like I did, but like, yeah, look at Piccolo was fun.
I uh, he gets shipped on so much in the Boot saga.
Like the Boot Saga is such a characters sassination for Piccolo. You really think
you dwancing drome? Can I say that? Definitely? Like half something something
half he's half middle syndrome? Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I
don't know if this is okay to say it is, but like it is.
I think it's fucking mega interesting that like like every dancing Drome person looks
related to each other. You know what I mean? Well, yeah,
because that's the phototypical trade of having down syndrome. That trade that is such
a crazy but it's a pretty gonna say, but that is like a physical
trait of it is that fa I know, but you know what I mean?
Like you see, I like little people don't look necessarily related they have
That's true. You know what happened is that down syndrome? You know,
you know what I'm saying. I know what you're saying. It probably it
probably manifests. It probably manifests in a phenotypical trait, which is the appearance
of their faces. Feno. I think it's one of the isn't that one
of the It's crazy because mentally disabled, straightled, well, there's so many
disabled that he's I feel like it's chee che is kind of a disgusting person
for taking advantage of someone who's clearly has so much autism at the level like
autism, I think it's brain damage. Have you ever seen say, have
you ever seen maybe have you ever seen I am Sam. I mean it's
not not Goku, It's not not you know, it's crazy. That ship
rings so true because the thought is really really intelligent, I am Sam.
And God is really intelligent too, so that rings very through. Yeah,
But I mean, like Goku's clearly I think I think he's hyper autistic.
I think he's I think it's just genuinely like for real brain because because I
think because what he can still he can function in so many ways normally not
really he's just an insanely good martial artist. But but that sounds like fucking
autism. I think he's just like in every aspect, but like the one
little part of his brain he's confused all the time, but like he can
fight like a fucking god. But that sound doesn't that sound like hyper?
Like the the highest level of like what is it? What is the ultra
instant autism or whatever? Instant autism? Isn't that what that is? You
can put a lego set together instantly? Then he can? Then I want
I want to point out, yeah, we began reading this question, oh
fifteen minutes, what was it? Were talking like, oh my goodness,
yeah, cosmic sort of way, yeah, the cosmic sway. Good,
hey, little I mean the fact that the size of a could be crazy.
He just started sucking pumping in idiot. Yeah yeah, she's losing her
mind. Yeah he's getting drowned. Yeah yeah, yeah, like that like
that your dumb bitch crabs, Yeah, dude, he's he's, Oh,
don't I'm not going to say. I know, I'm not gonna say,
let's go crabs. You feel This question is mainly directed at Frylock and meet
wa. He says, rabes, what's up. What did you get?
I don't know what the fuck? What did you guys think about ray near
A sneaking around King's Landing like Agent forty seven. I thought it was silly.
I don't know what any of this means. I don't know who that
is game, just one house dragon to do it. You caught up yet?
No, I'm not so I can't answer that weekend. I'm not gonna
talk about well, I'll catch up in a bit because I actually whenever there's
I did. I watched recaps of the first season, but it wasn't good
enough for me. I'm used to the person that likes to watch the thing
over so I because the recaps always miss nuances. Obviously they're going to so
I feel like it's been over a years since I watched it. I forgot
a lot really good, really good seasons. You watched it again? I
am gonna do it because when the season finale comes on, we're gonna do
a marathon of all the episodes beforehand. That's Saturday and Friday Sunday, so
come over for that. We're gonna like watch everything over and over again.
We're gonna see every but like, the thing is this right? The thing
is, this is Game of Thrown dregs. So I'm guessing this's like the
fucking at best, maybe thirteen fourteen hundred's relative to our time, right,
what like if like if if you could, if you could date Game of
Thrones era within the fourteen fifteenth century, fourteen fifteenth century, like that era?
Why does that seem so important? I just I always kind of got
more of like a like a seventies vibe. Whoa because like the color palette,
you know, even and and like that, I know, the intro,
it's like, you know, very disco, very well. There's that
scene where fucking ned Star says groovy. I do remember that the first episode.
Yeah, it was the first thing he said, he watched it.
There's someone where ned start with Johnson The Brandish is a fucking cult. Yeah,
get this Game of Thrown. Did House of Dragon have the same theme
song as their own? Yes? But I thought it was funny, kind
of lazy, because you know what I did. It was one of those
things where they were arguing so much that it just went all the way back
to fuck it just just but the just they're like, nothing, that's a
great theme. So it's like as well keep it. But it's like it
was nothing was good enough. I imagine that's what happened. They were like,
how are we going to encapsulate this people? Because what happened? They're
trying to make you remember it's in Game of Thrones pretty good, like,
look, there's some bad ship, but it's pretty good to me. All
they could what they should have done, is just a slight remix of it.
Just haven't sound a little different, Like they could have done different instruments,
but it has the same It could have just been a little bit different
same Like I was like, it's like say X ninety seven, Yeah,
it was the same fucking theme song was just different things that did it.
It wasn't the exact same thing, but it was the same melody, it
was the same, everything was the same song. I agree, And I
was like, oh, it's just putting a new fresh pain of it's coding
on it to where people wouldn't be angry at that. That's the that's the
compromise for sure. But my argument is this, right, what happens that
that is a period of time people don't exactly know what people look like because
we have TV's now, so we are very much like, oh, that's
what this person looks like. You'll probably see them at Like I could tell
that to you because I've seen you on television so many times. But then
it's like drawings and paintings of motherfuckers, So someone could very easily sneak around
in somewhere and people not know what's them unless someone that directly knows them meets
them. So that kind of makes sense. It's not as dumb as Yeah,
I mean, that is not as dumb as like that people make it
out because I was an argument and people are like, no, that isn't
that's especially because like the paintings from like from around that period, like they
clearly didn't look like that fucking balloon people. I'm not one percent sure what
like say, for example, I've saw paintings of George Washington. There's multiple
paintings. I'm like, which one is he exactly the same in any of
them? Sometimes you look like a pudgy grandmother, and then other times he
looks like a fucking like there was one he looked like me exactly, and
I was like, what the fuck that's I wasn't there. It's like there's
you know, those paintings of the cats in like the Middle Ages where they
have just like people faces. Basically, no, what's so funny? That
made me so real? Medieval that made me so scared. I almost got
ada. But what are they because it's the opposite, because human body,
it's just the way that should be kept out of the city. It's just
they used to faint cat. Why would people do that? You've definitely seen
that hat looks like that looks like fucking that looks like the story starting Night
and Nigga but a cat? Why would people like van Go but a cat
like man cat, Vincent van Kitty like you if you if you google medieval
cats, you'll see this ship. I hate man Go Pussy Pussy, Oh
be trice pussy. Look at this one, Like, what the is that?
It has a fucking bulldog's body. That is a syndrome, dude,
Like this is crazy. Look that is an English bulldogs. You can find
all this stuff if you google medieval bulldogs body. Just yeah, it's it's
not a cat for sure. Like it's like, but there's so many of
these skin walker looks like they just didn't know how to fucking They did not
know that's real, dude. These are real. These are all real,
authentic cats in medieval paintings, and they just people are way more fucked up
than we were back Like people were really fucked up back then. See,
here's the thing. Either there's two horrifying realities. Either this is mega accurate
to the cats that were around at that time, or everybody was so profoundly
dumb that they would look at a cat then look at that and be like,
Okay, yeah, that's pretty good perception. I think perception is reality
type. You don't think that these these cats like that look like this.
I think what happened is that when I feel like most people's first time sing
that one on the top left, is that a chair? That is?
Is that a cat or a chair? You walk into somebody's house and you
go like, is that a cat? Chair and chair? You're waiting for
it to do something. You're just waiting at like is it gonna it's gonna
move? Long fucking chair. I would just push it over, like yeah,
like the funk out of here. That's not real. That's not one,
is it. I don't know, man, I don't know about that
one, but I know that I know the craziest ones are are are in
fact, that looks almost like AI ship. I know, but it was,
dude, I promise you I saw those images years ago. Wow,
never knew you never quite knew. Was there a question? Yeah, yeah,
we we answered it is the gay Thrones. Great ghost remembers what the
alien ant farm guy did wrote in Oh yeah, me too, that was
funny, he says, Hey, breatable snarkos. Not a question, just
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I have a stepdad and he's great, but my dad, but my dad
kind of sucked alcoholic and all weren't that close. So the other day I'm
playing Eldenor and really stressed, dying a lot, listening to my favorite podcast
my mom, and my mom calls me. She says my dad died,
and right after she says that after and right after she says he had a
tart. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm fucking this up, And right after
she says he had a heart attack and he didn't make it. Derek goes,
no, I just say that. No, we weren't super close to
anymore. It still kind of sucks, but I can laugh about it now.
I hope you guys can't do. That's crazy. I love when media
sinks up like that, you know, like there's something about that because I
even thinking and it kind of that was kind of my hope when we were
tagged in that car crash thing, like, because when our podcast is in
the background of the of that car crash compilation, I was kind of hoping
that as soon as it would happen, like we would bust out laughing.
Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think it really happened. I was hoping
like it would happen like a thing woud appear on the side of my like
bust one thousand soles, and I'd be like, what if, what if?
What if they were releasing dude, what if they were releasing the Go
Go Gadget car Crash and that he then that happened that, I think I
would be dead. I think I wouldn't be able to live after that.
It's too that would be one of those things that would frustrate me that it
didn't record, you know what I mean, Yeah, because like no one's
gonna like maybe some people will believe me, but people will probably think I'm
making this up, yeah, because like this the synchronicity that is too,
it's too incredible. It's like when I kicked a b into this kid's throat
outside of karate class and I will never I'll never get that fee. I'll
never do that again. Yeah, and I'll never be able to prove it.
It's gone forever. Just say that. Yeah, I'm glad you can
laugh about your dad dying. Bro, It's pretty cool me too. Yeah,
if you don't have like because some people be like, oh, respectful,
but like if you didn't have a good relationship with your father or somebody,
then like you know, yeah, that's me and my mom, Like
none that didn't have bad but I didn't know the woman, you know.
Yeah, so it's like I can make I can laugh about Like I can
laugh about her death because her death kind of like the reason why I was
born. It was like a given changing. So I was like, I
appreciate I think she's dumb as fuck, but like at the same time,
just like I appreciate it. Like a Feenix phoenix, it's terrible phoenix,
but like yeah, it's like a reverse phoenix made things worse down You die,
you die, in the flames, and then you get reborn as like
a much worse version of yourself. You're like, no, this phoenix can't
fly, this phoenix can't walk, and its eventually just like a fucking larva.
It's a little larva. Gross. It's a sticky little thing with feathers
and it's red and it like screams, roll loud, and then it sets
on fire. Periodically it burns. It's on fire. That's the most terrible
things. I could have powers, but you set on fire resistant, stupid
gay gamer, A gamer, if you will, nice wrote and he says,
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Ultimate It is surprised. Wait, have you seen the porn the gay porn
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know. Oh, Godzilla was walking around Tokyo City like a big playground when
suddenly Batman burst from the cave hit Godzilla with a back grenade. Godzilla got
hit and began to I can't believe I remember all of that ship. And
it was like a flash animation for like maybe like two thousand and two three
or something. It was the same. It was a lemon demon. Neil
Sicierga, the guy who did uh like mouth moods and Harry Potter puppet pals
and just a bunch of weird shit that was like very specifically like he was
like the king of like viral shit for like a long time and like the
early two thousands, even though he never really put the same name on everything.
Yeah, found out that he I cannot believe I remember this. There's
a gay there's a gay porn version of it that's so fucking funny, and
it's like by him. It's like not even like a like a parody of
it. It's like that, it's it's like, here's the alternate version that
I made authentically that's why I'm surprised you hadn't heard it. But it's like,
uh, it's like one of those old flash animations of just like a
large just a random bullshit. It was like all a bunch of characters from
like you know, pop culture fighting each other to the death and like just
a song and like Corey choreography, choreography, I don't know I said it
that way. And then fucking mister Rogers comes out at the end and he
wins. Because that was around the time that I think there was like that
rumor that he was like a fucking murder. Yeah, he was like a
sniper or something. And do you remember that. I remember really believing that
for a while. I only the only thing and the reason that he had
a sweater was because his arms were tatted up. I never remember hearing about
this as a child. I remember seeing his arms before that never made I
saw, yeah, they were fake arms. I've only seen like the meme
that went around where he was putting on his like his Freddy Kruegers sweater and
have the fucking claws and people are like, oh, that makes sense.
The people I think people were like, yeah, I think that because they're
like you can't be too. If you're that nice, you're also a suid
killer. I think shout out to him as a human being. No,
for real, like big shot out some mister Rogers. I was a great
fucking man, like actually, like actually he actually is one of those people
who's like, oh, you actually are like as nice as as you actually
were. Like no one in his real life had anything negative to say about
it. Nothing came out about him. Yeah, I've never I don't know
anything about him. So you he was a little bit later, like you
would have had no reason to watch him. I don't think right, you
know, mister Rogers came out? How Rogers he's very old, dude that
he wasn't the seventies though, you know what I mean, it was,
it was the sixties. It was something old as ship. But the fuck
are you talking about? Mister Rogers is old. He was born probably like
a while ago. But miss Rogers, the show is not mister Rogers.
Neighborhood was around, and my mom was a kid. I'm pretty sure there's
no fucking shot that that's true. I swear to god, we'll see.
Oh my god, I can't. Why can I not fucking my thumb suck.
Thirty one seasons is crazy. That is You're right, that's crazy thirty
one seasons. Yeah, because I remember the the puppets that were in that
show were fucking ancient puppets. They're the creepy ones they were. They were
so they were like Victorian puppets. They were like scary everybody haunted by like
a like an uncle the wind. Yeah, he was a really good man,
dude. I'm sure I watched it in the background, but not in
a way that like, oh I like this show. It was just on
because I remember the main theme, like or the it's a beautiful day,
the neighborhood and that ship. Yeah, well, b B, I'm not,
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not convinced. I'm not convinced that
he's I think he just skirted. He's probably like Cosby or you know,
all the ship that that I really really first of all, I really thought
about Cosby too. This is so fucking old crazy. He even looks old,
like even the animation looks fucking so old. Uh that that second I
heard of it sounded stupid. It's very fucking dumb, It's very silly.
It's mister Rochers at the end, fucking everybody up. But uh, of
course, please won't be I forgot about Chuck Norris used to be like a
thing. Yeah then HEU there's a what does he do? He like?
What does he do with his thighs? I forget like he like fucking crushes
Batman's head between his thighs and it like pops him. I swear to this,
it's been so long as I've seen this. He looks so yeah Indiana
Jones, he's crying now and he's crying. No, he looks that's Batman.
It's so they did this with a mouse probably, Yeah, fucking insane.
This is around like Heavy Tree Friends time, Gandal Wait wait wait yeah,
hold on wa is that Gandalf the gray and white? Yeah, it's
very fucking old one the blue the blue Meani exactly. Isn't that a Isn't
that a mascot? It must be something. I think it's a mascot for
something. It looks like Skeeter, Likeeter. I mean that's I mean,
it's Skeeter adjacent Honig Hong Kong Skeeter. You can't say that, but yeah,
Trump would be in there for sure. I think, uh a lot
of Game throw his characters and probably all the Avengers Andrew Tate, George Peterson,
George Peterson. Oh yeah, there's probably a lot of YouTubers and like
internet people. Hell yeah, Like this was kind of now, this was
before it's crazy to think about it, like that was before internet celebrities at
all. Yeah. Yeah, I mean there was a time where like things
could get popular on the Internet and not lead to like anything. That's a
good point. Crazy mister w to be there, mister would be there with
a mister Beason fakenesster like fake store. It'd be it'd be like a it'd
be like a like a stand switch where you go to mister Beaton he has
like back to fake mister Beaton, he does only physical damage, but a
lot of it. Like that was like speaking of that, speaking of fake
beat that was like an epigraph battle, right or something with mister beat with
the fake mister beat like mister yeah yeah, or was it it was it
was looked like mister but a who version of him. I think that was
almost insane. Mister is that even true? I feel like that Mister Beasts
was just a joke in itself, because like that was the introest you know
how they used to go like uh, you know yeah, and it was
like that. It was that was like the that was like the clip from
that video. Are you sure it might not have been them? Like it
might have been them bake like like parody. It was a parody of the
intro because I don't think mister Beats actually has one. That's what I'm saying.
I don't think it's necessarily epic rap battles, but it is something that
is making fun. Yeah, yeah, it's not a parody like mister Beast
necessarily the idea. Let's let's make sure of that time fact check me a
fake mister. We're playing lies chess, do you think? So here's the
thing about this dream have I what have you fought? Who the fuck is
that? So here's the thing on his back warrior where he's like all like
half naked and buff and I'm still way too fast. It is so much
bullshit, like you'll fuck it. You'll literally like run and just to get
space. And then he'll go, that's a millennium with their swords and I'm
like that's good. Yeah, but uh, step takes him to the floor
and he takes the floor out and blows it up, and I'm like,
this is I want this. I want him. He fucking power bombs you
so hard, like he's so he's so ridiculous. I just hate how fast
he is because because you really you know, he just he's too big to
be that fast, basically because like you'll, like I said, you'll get
space from him and you want to like maybe heal or something if he'll be
right in front of you, because that's how much ground will cover. And
I'm like, no one's this fast. I gotta don't believe it's really really
really easy. If I thought him so, like I think, uh,
yeah, I'm on, I'm on Malkath now, like now I can oh
my god, why did I do this that I'm done with Millennia. You
just type I don't know why I did that? Can I say something?
I do that sometimes to reason I think, I really don't. There's times
that I'm going to click no when I said I know why, I know
why. I know why. I know why I seeing it in your search,
But I know why the image of it is so fucking funny. It's
so simple. But I know why I said it, because the mister beasts
clip. I was thinking of Inward Beast. I was thinking of it.
Who would it be? Who would it be? Who would be? Who
would who would be? The fake n ward? It would be the N
word, right, I can't we can't you see? Uh Denwell Washington and
a gladiator too? Yeah? Have you seen him? Have you seen the
trailer? I saw some of the trailer. It looks kind of hype,
but I'm like, dude, I I love that movie. Yeah, I
don't trust, I don't. It looks fine, but I don't trust.
I don't know's there's just nothing. There's nothing to do, you know What's
so? Yeah, he's he's dead. His story is over, and that's
the only person you care about in this story. So now it's this lucious
guy that that uh you know, like the the you know how Maximus has
a little kiss with the mom and Lucius is the kid and fucking the Joaquin
Phoenix is all kind of being weird. There's almost seems like there's something incestual
thing going on, like he like loves his sister and he's like, oh,
kind of being weird around the sun where she's like like get away from
my son. But anyway, the opening says like, oh, I'll never
forget that day where he's like murdered. You know, Maximus is murdered.
His mom's right there. And then the next literally the next thing he says
is I didn't know my mom or dad. And I'm like you, the
first thing you said, you'll never forget the day where your mom and you
witness Maximus getting killed, Well, he killed comedists, but then he dies
from his injuries, right his wounds. Your mom was right there. And
then the next thing it says in the trailers, I never knew my mom
or dad, And I'm like, I already hate this. I don't know
what this mixed editing is. And the weird thing is I saw everybody that
was complaining, though they're all complaining about fucking tears of Muzzlian floor a while,
because every Denzel movie has that fucking but people were mad like, oh,
black person in their soul must put rap in. I'm like, guys,
calm down. I love two minds about that, where it's like,
I think that's a silly complain, but at the same time, I do
think there there is there is true to the fact that like hip hop is
used in trailers to make it seem cooler than it actually is. Sure like
a lot of really bad trailers have it, but some of them work.
But it's it's kind of rareer than I will say. They're going for the
wrong the people that would that they want to get interested in the movie,
the people that love Glad Eater. That was the wrong choice where you should
have easily like most other nostalgic pieces, you want to use a little bit
of some of the something that was already in Glad. Yeah, it like
use a little bit of ham zimmer Ship. It would be like if you
made like another alien movie and then it was like no one man should have
all that path and you're like ah, and then you know what, what's
even worse is there still doesn't work. It doesn't work at all. It's
not a trailer music really to be. And they're doing that thing where it
depends they're using orchestral music trailer music, but then mixing it with a really
popular song. You know who started that trend, It was The Batman.
The Batman started off with something must like in the trailer. There's no way
they started they started the trend. That's an old it's not mixing like orchestral
versus a really popular song that is not it usually the song itself. Bro,
you could be right, but I feel like I feel like it must
No, no, no, here's the thing. If if it's been done
before, it was not a trend. If it's been done before, it
was one off. What do you so the Guardians doing that too? Though,
No, they would just use regular songs. No, see, they
would just use like I feel like it's It's definitely true. I'm very one
of the one. For one reason, I remember dates when movies come out,
and I remember the song that played behind the trailers. For some reason,
I remember the ship like that because I think, I think when you
when it when it comes to editing, I think that's a very important choice
to wow, important choice to really hook people in the in the in the
song that you use. And so I started noticing it became really popular.
When you think of all the fucking movies, blockbusters that are coming out now,
they're all doing it. And it used to be like thing about Starship
Troopers. Do you remember what song that they used for the trailer their main
trailer? Like I remember bugs? Yeah, yeah, bugs? Bugs?
What they in fact, they in fact played the entire They used that really
fast in the background. That's psychotic. Do you that songo? Damn?
So I was the trail song too? Right? Is that song too by
where? I think? Yes, yeah, yeah, so they they?
I remember these things like I whatever reason I remember. This ship is very
fucking weird. That was in the trailer of Bugs Life. You brought up
bugs. I didn't get a lot of you. You wrong so hard,
you made a different reality. He went to bed at five am and woke
up at nine. I'm I'm all fucked up. Hey, there's bugs in
the movie, so at least you're not that far bugs in the movie.
That's of course, there's bugs and bugs Life was about. I can't remember.
I can't remember the movie. I can't even remember a movie. I
was talking about Starship Troopers. Damn it. I was like, of course
there's bugs, bugs and bugs called life. It was about people to be
called life, bugs life versus ants? Which better? Technically bugs Life is
the better movie. Ants is a better story, though that's a better story.
I don't remember the story. I just remember the animation being so fucking
bad that I noticed, even as I hate it, the way the faces
look if anybody there's like specifically I always associated it, and this is a
very specific memory because I feel like no one else really played this game.
But like the faces, god damn it, the faces in the faces in
Bugs Life always reminded me of this cut scene from Medieval Too, because like
they all had these like really gross fucking realistic looking faces. Yeah ants,
yeah, not Bugs Life, but like Tugs Life. Look at this,
Look at this? Tell me that doesn't look that this this dragon thing doesn't
look oh do you know what I mean? Like, look at the look
at the intro sequence to Medieval Too for the PS one, like there's some
like look at like it just has the like it's got like that gross fucking
realistic look at it When it falls. It really freaked me out. When
I was kid, I remember, like, look at his face. Isn't
that fucking genus? That's way worse than seeing like a regular dragon, right,
But that's that's how you're not even you don't even you don't even have
to the best part he slumps over and his face goes dead. It's like
something gross, some stupid old feral like something. I'd be so mad if
that's what dragons look like. I'm like, oh my god, you guys
would be cool, but dude, that's what ants looked like to me.
The full time ant is a gross whoso was was Yeah, that was he
took his dick out. Never mind any Asian girls there any Asian Asian ants
raising? And do you think an Asian ant? Oh god, yeah,
let's go. Let's I almost retort said something really racist, and I was
no need. I kind of got the you know, it's bad, Like
I got excited hearing that, Like you just you setting that up? You're
like, you think an Asian animal? Like almost, do you do you
think? You know what? I was gonna say, No, it could
go in a lot of different ways, but all I know is that it
was gonna be disrespectful and I enjoy that comedy. Yeah, I was gonna
ask you if like maybe their antennas were like this way, I'm trying not
to make a certain sound, but I just I'm not gonna do it.
That sounds like a question that they asked, like did you see Like we
love everybody, but there's certain things that are just funny. There's this video
of like it's the part of the moment preface the meme like, what does
the text on the meme say? Okay, so there's a there's a meme
that says, where's my snare? You're so dumb? I I just don't
what do I do wrong? Just there's text above the meme. So it's
just show it. Just show it to him. It's good. That is
that's actually kind of that's fucked up, really immature, but also brilliant.
It's really Yeah, It's like it's like an eminem song where he goes,
where's my snare? And the text that I was asking you to read in
the fucking video which is out there. Got my Asian classmated in third grade
looking for his pet snail. It's nice, where's my Wow? It was
like she didn't get it. She was like, what do you? I
don't get it. It's it's like, what is it? I was like,
you don't get it. You don't get It's fine. Yeah, if
somebody doesn't get something like that, you have to move on, you know,
get you to move on anyway that it's basically like an asshole, what
time is it? Actually? I'm fucked? Oh ship, which already we
already we did it. I have a problem. I sid back with this
bag of bag. Damn. I can watch me take topes as I make
jokes on this way anyway, watch me make jokes as I take topes of
this marijuana smoke. Hate your doat gun smoke, gun smoke. Not the
Biggie smallest, But he's a really really talented rapper. I like him even
by even by our standards now, he's still a really really talented rapper.
Yeah, there's there's just things that he's done that other people. I just
feel like, even even when he was like I would never think to do
things like when he's in fuck, what's the song though, the West Coast
song where and he's speung out his name, Yeah, and like when he's
like I'm the n O T O R I O us. He just lay
down slow the way he did that. I feel like that's so fucking creative
because in my mind I never would have thought to break down like my name
like that, and like also in that in that like that cadence and in
that fucking in that rhythm, like just doing little things like that. I
just feel like there's not a lot of when you think about like rappers when
when they're when it's all it's kind of innovative, you know what I mean,
I would say that's innovative. I was definitely very very well done,
for sure, But that was a that's a that's a keepsake of the older
boomba era. Like that's an older rap technique. It's in the way that
I've never seen it in a way that like the continues into the next bar,
the way Biggie breaks wraps down his name, but then he puts O
young o us and he continues using the o us idiom in for into the
next bar. Yeah, Like he continues the chain of using that for his
next bar. And he does that like like say, even when he's like
even things like when he was like you know who shot you separate the week
from the ops elete, Like when he just says things like that, I
don't my mind's not thinking to say obsolete and chop it up that way to
make that is that's not modern. That's not modern rap at all. And
it's very New York. Well what I'm saying how New Yorker people rap,
Yeah, and like necessarily New York explicitly very New York. That's how that's
how does that a lot? Actually, I think Biggie. Yeah, I
guess that's oh yeah, yeah, I would say biggie though, I just
think that show me and you know, from people who are like, say,
uh, you know they they they have they know their history and hip
hop. Show me somebody who who is as like I guess creative as that,
and that people kind of I guess stole from I think he kind of
people were like, damn, I never thought to write this way. And
a lot of times when I'm listening to him, like say, people you
listen to like Tupac, people like Tupac's one of the greatest rappers, I'm
like, I think he was very influential, but he doesn't do it.
He doesn't do anything like that. I'm sorry, I wouldn't say I think
I think he was a very influential. I think he's good. I just
don't think he's so good. I think he's good. I just don't think.
I wouldn't put him in the top ten. I wouldn'tut him in the
top ten. What I'm saying is that he's obviously really influential, but not
in the way that people were like mimicking him in a way. You know,
I think Cardib's only when that mimics like Cardi b she fucking the way
she like she she basically sounds like Tupac like what she's like, does this
commanding cank like fucking in her. She's like that, the lady version of
it, except for talking about crazy shit. They're talking about druggon men.
But yeah, but like the Cadence though, I feel like it's very tupac
asque the way that she raps. She does that like on purpose. But
I guess my point being that is, Uh, there's a lot of things
that Biggie has done that I feel like a lot of people would never have
thought to do without him. I agree, And I'm sure he had he
had his you know, like he got his I thing. I think the
most imitated mimic artists ever, rap wise, are first and foremost. It's
Eric Eric being rock Him. I think Rock Him and the god Minem.
Without a doubt, Biggie small Andre three thousand and five million, and then
I would give another five million golden He's just covered in gold. And then,
uh, who else is really influential that people make? Oh Cube,
I think ice Cube is garbage, But I think people, I mean,
I think he has a great voice. I think he just has a commanding
voice, is all you know, niggas even like even wait, all right,
I don't know him from Army there yet, shut the funk up?
What I've never heard an ice Cube song? That? Yes, please name
one for me. You know one you don't know? Good? You never
heard today? Even I don't like Cube and I think that's a great thing.
Cold storage, cold storage, Yeah, yeah, he's got all of
his music is cold. It's like a rat. Yeah he partnered with fucking
Shoemacher boom. Shouldn't. Actually genuinely don't know if I've sincerely I I've never
added ice Cube to a playlist. I have never sought him out. That's
fine, but but because of that, I don't know if I've heard an
ice Cube song. You have you've heard of You've heard a good day?
Yeah, like today's gonna be a good day, nigga want just waking up
it in the morning. Felt thank gotta thank God, you gotta thank Allah.
The way they humped Sean Paul seek them an't I genuinely didn't use my
a k mostly on our gay you are I hate people You've heard most popular
you've heard you've heard you can do it, right, you can do it.
Put your back into it. I can do it. Put your glass
into it. Maybe, Dick Boom, we be raping on these backstreets.
The issue, the issue with Jesus Christ. Go get my rape shoes,
Go get my rape shoes. Bro we about to the rape and do the
streets today. I'm sure you've heard you can do it. Put your back
into it. Maybe the thing is like, if I haven't listened to the
lyrics, like explicitly, I'll recognize the beat. What about? He came
out with the album six, It was like his latest album, and he
was like, if you was a scared motherfucker, go to church and John
John what's his name, John Lickuizmo was backing him. Yeah, John,
Yeah, like you like Little John John. That was Little John who again,
Oh my god, it's the Puerto Rican guy, guy that's in five
million movies. Yeah, he's in the ice age. He's said, no,
he's not. I'm pretty sure. I'm right. He's fucking manny.
I'm pretty sure you saying he did. He's clown man Manny, He's clown
and spawn, which is fucking exciting me, which is still insane to me,
Who's who's Manny in that movie? What's Manny? What is that meant?
Tiger? Yeah, that's not fucking John Leguizamo, it's many idiots.
That's hold on wait, look a look at the cast of ice Age right
now. What are you guys talking about? It's Manny pa really not,
We're not getting it. Talking as many as a sabertooth tiger. Dude,
he's that versatile, he can do it. I'm pretty sure that. I'm
like John said, I'm many pack because there's no shot he's sucking. I'm
like, no sense, that would make no sense. I'm and I'm yeah,
of course, yeah, Manny is I've never seen any of those movies.
Watches, he watches, he avoids the microphone, like the player,
don't get too close. Yeah, yeah, you wouldn want them to hear.
And many's the mammoth, Diego the mammoth and he's ra Lar. Yes,
Dennis Leary is the same the mammoth. By mammoth, Deborah, I'm
fucking fat and big. I'm Harry, Deborah coldh It's so fucking cool.
That's a merimmoth. And then who's the who's the is it his brother,
the other guy that's like Brad Garrett yeah from Yeah, I hate you fucking
mammoth what more than me? That was the dynamic. A good brother,
I'm a good son. I'm a damn good brother. I sold Carlton the
gun. Carlton was like waving around a gun in the hospital. It was
not he was not waving around the gun. You've got that song you have
to lie. Oh my god. So that is not what happens on episode
two ago. Literally, I saw that episode this morning. That millennial tell
you he wags, he raged. He does not wear a gun every single
beat. It's not so used you will. Oh, I got Tom Jones
shooting them. That is cycle ship. That's amazing. I want to see
that. That episode is when Will get shot. He is not unusual to
shoot guns, and anyone not at all shot unusual to spray guns from anyone.
The whenn't I see you outside and you've got a gun, I'm mucha
shoot in your mouth. You die like you're gonna do, You're gonna die.
No, Will get shot because somebody tries to rob them and then William
gets shoots Will Carlton shoots Will accident. They're they're fighting over Canoli's. Yeah,
yeah, they're fighting over what why fight about? And he shoots Will.
They're fighting over yeah, like they were trying to buy Connole's from Tony
Soprano. They're trying to deal went wrong, They're trying to look right.
They're arguing over who gets to sniff the butler's underwear and I get to sniff
Jefferies underwear. Dude, last time, Will William Carlson sniff is fucking James
Avery. Oh my god, I fucking love I love that's That's one of
the greatest shows ever. What are you doing with my drawlers? Master,
will Oh my god, I gotta take my jacket off. I'm burning up.
That is one of the greatest shows ever. I think. Really that's
why they keep throwing fucking Jesse Jeff out, because you they keep catching him
in fucking Jeffers. That ship hard, bro. He's sniffing the color off
of his underwear, like transparent everywhere is black underwear. It gets sheer by
the end of the idea of sniffing color out of something is wild. That
is a vacuous nose right there. Stupid, fucking what a stupid, stupid
scenario. Oh my fucking god shoot will because he won't let him sniff Jeffrey's
underwear. And it's like it's not like a long its w a. He
just gets the gun and shooting. He just shoots him. You know What's
like that fucking YouTube breakster, Like that motherfucker took no time. He just
shot. He wanted to shoot him the whole time. He probably saw that
I'm gonna walk around near this guy talks to me, I'm gonna I'm gonna
put the bad out for this idiot. I'm gonna walk past him earlier in
the day and keep showing him images of someone looks sim to me, so
he wants to talk to me. He really likes shoot this. He really
was completely like he's just like, stay away from me there for me.
I want to talk your ring Hello, sir. Shot in the face,
O. Man, that guy is a psycho. That guy with that gun
is a flatter William. But I'd like to have my draws the same color
they were before they're sniffed by the Lord Jazz. Lord Jazz Jazz, it's
the ink. The ink color is on Jazz's faces. Watch. But if
you watch that episode he does he is waving a gut around in the hospital.
He's not, he's not, he's he's in the bed and he's waving
reveals a gun. He does not waving around. He reveals a gun.
It's like the third act of a movie where you reveal the gun in the
first acting, but you have to use it. And he's pretty Do you
remember the scene though, like say, like so so Will's in laid up
in the bed. He's all like incapacitated, he's he's been shot and stuff.
And then Carlton comes in waving the gun. He's like all right,
hey, and then and then all of a sudden, this guy name,
this guy's name, what's his name? Buck. He's like, he's like
Buck, and I like the filterstone. No, he's like, I'm bucking.
I like the fuck. And he's like, all right, seventy five
dollars and you can fuck Will. And he was like about to fuck him.
And then then Will gets up and then you know, hits Bill or
Buck that likes the fun and then starts slamming his head against the door.
Yeah yeah, and then then he gets he gets the Bill's Buck's keys and
it's like this stupid truck fu like it's buck for whatever. So Buck,
he gets that, like the fuck has a truck? He has a buck,
like Fu has the truck has like flames that stupid and then like and
then Will sits in the truck for a while, willing his toes to move
again, and I will will myself to will again. Yeah, he was
something in the back of the truck. Is there duck of course? And
is there? Does that duck in fact good at doing the suck? And
then when the duck sucks, he tends he tends to find people that like
pucks. I filled that with the puck and then it's yeah, and then
that's in it's Eminem narrating that whole thing. And then Will finds the puck
and it's still on the truck, and then he snuck out of the truck.
There was an episode of A Fresh Prince with Eminem on it was yeah,
yeah, it's it's another episode where carlings at the hospital with a gun.
Another on this show, right, yeah, yeah, he is.
He shows up. He shows up and he's like, hey, I'm Buck
and I like them. Yeah, he shows and I really enjoy fucking.
There's the episode where Donald Trump shows up in Fresh brizabel Air. He's in
the mansion and then it cuts to him in a hospital with a gun.
Yeah, there's like a frequent at the end of every season of Fresh Prizabela,
one of the characters ens up with the hospital in the hospital waving.
There's like a weird tradition that they had. I don't know, it's very
strange. What are you doing with that gun? I remember they got shot.
She got shot at the hospital, so they have to bring in the
It was an Alec Baldwin situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also Alex we was in a season finale season I think season twenty, he
got shot in the hospital. It's so funny that that show, like they
switched out on it for the light skin one. And then it doesn't make
sense why any of the kids on the color they are because Uncle Phil and
both light skinned people. And then Ashley's dark skinned. Fucking Nikki's dark They
have a kid in the middle of the series some reason, Niks, and
then what you call it? And then well she makes middle middle complexion.
Who was the uh Hillary? I thought she was so hot. She's she's
still really get it. And Ashley's bad as fucking Ashley's gorgeous. I think
I saw them in the reunion. That's it will like, Yeah, he
slapped the funk out of fucking slap Viviana. He slapped dark skinned viv Yeah,
like the darks and viv came back and she was like, I was
great to for a age. She's not young at all. He's eighty nine.
Yeah, nine, she looks like not a dale and twenty seven.
It's then terrifying. Six. All right, everybody, thanks for coming to
the snark Tank podcast. Thanks for listening. Picture on our concest of snark
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you look like you're six? What's going on? You don't hold the stick
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if you're James Avery and you're fucking seven foot nine. James Avery's hands were
taller than he was. He's a crazy creature. He moved his hand to
him. He he plays peekaboo with his whole self, you know, pikaboo,
and he's gone, dude, what does he do? Does he have
a gavel that's like as big as a room, Like he still has a
flash air so hard order. I forgot that he was a ju that jos
the fun out of everybody. It's like fucking order. Let's get the funk
on and we're gonna we're gonna read the names now for the twenty five dollars
not patrons to keep rebuilding. Oh wait wait, uncle Phil, Uncle.
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please stop slapping, stop slapping Adams together. This is the fourteenth courtroom we've
had to build for you. It's like that town they built for Oppenheimer when
they were like they have to, they have to. He can only operate
in like a distant, remote town that is built to be destroyed. Yeah,
the idea of clapping so hard he enlightened in an explosions, should keep
hiring is the best judge juge. There's animals that do that. They don't
really tiny fale, but that's crazy. Still talking about the water it dies
though I can do that, they water it does. That's not really shrimp
can What do you mean I have a pet tramp in my room. Yeah,
his name's uh Larry, his name. He has a rock, has
a truck and he is a cock stuck and he gets stuck. Yeah,
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Did you ever meet Vernaculous? He was like one of Oh, is that
the guy with the glasses? Yeah, yeah, he did happen to that
guy. He he's actually doing pretty good. He's actually normal, Like he
actually seems to know obvious shit, which is nice. But he wrote like
he's been writing like books and stuff. Ah, he's cool. I liked
him, that's right. Yeah, And he was very subtle when when he
was at the Yeah, you could you could tell when I feel like I
could tell when I met him too that he was like taking in the scenery
and he was kind of like, I don't know about this, which made
me like him. I think, well, I think he's doing okay.
I just think he stopped more crazy boy. Remember Boogie came over that fucking
house and like people were like, Oh, this guy sucks. That was
all the way back then. That was a while ago that Boogie showed up
to that. Yeah, it was one of those an airbnb the he was
there. He was there and then and then there were people that are like,
oh yeah, I think Jeff Holliday was there too. Jeff was there,
was Timpoole there. I feel like I feel like this might have been
that time if he was was warm there because I never met him. I
never met Timble. Maybe maybe he wasn't. I don't know. There was
other people. I think that was when I remember there was a big Viccon
party where Sargon streamed it and we were we were all fucking hammered do I
have picture of I think someone's in your lap, dude, I think like
like, I can't remember. I just remember seeing Sargon fucking lists of the
worst Warski, like all these people that turned out to be like crazy,
they just suck ass now like it was a man. What is the time?
Do you have that picture? It's yeah, I should, it's someone
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here gay I am. I would have to I have to, I have
to meridate on that one. Yeah, that's something I've been actually, you
know, I've actually been a little bit uninspired. And uh I was like,
fuck, I think I need I think I need the help from the
people to see what they want because I kind of you know, and this
is like not it's funny for a minute, and then I'm like all right,
whatever, But people are like, could you please make more? Like,
yeah, could you please make more? Are you? Are you more?
Son? Could you make more for me? The way his voice sounds
like he's underwater and not it's crazy. At the same time, he sounds
like like he says like an above water underwater person totally like just just eat
a peanut butter sandwich and talk talk through a bubble, eat a peanut butter
sandwich, but don't lick any of the peanut butter off through for your mouth.
This is a fucking seal seal. I think that's it. If a
seal speak English or another one's a goblin, it's bothered me that seal can't
sing in seal. Yeah, that's bullshit. I don't believe it, you
know, I don't believe it. I think I think he's lying. So
someone right now, AI take the lyrics of kiss from a rose and translate
into an actual seal like me. So it's an actual seal doing it.
But it doesn't count because you're doing it. I want to I want to
do it. Did you see the I don't know if I don't think I
said that to you, but I sent Lily this thing of there's been these
like AI. I don't even know how to describe it. It's a visualizer
where there's two marbles, right, and there's there's two circles and one has
like some person's face on it, one has the other person's face, and
as they fall, the one who's lowest and they felt through like a physics
thing, and the one who's lowest that's the voice that the AI uses.
So it's like they're taking turns doing the song. One of them was like,
I think, take their swift, and then the other one was twenty
first century fox like the fun and it's crazy. It was like the twenty
first century fox horns singing, not like us. So we were like singing
singing the N word and ship and it was the funniest ship. Wait then
I said it to Lily right. Literally, there's one thing that Monica says.
This Monica sent me a thing where it's a chain saucinging Gasolina. No
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no, dude, what is happening? Doesn't sometimes you gotta pop out
this ship? Oh, I know, you got some hold on him,
hold on him. It's just so fucking funny. Thing that made that funny
is that the the horn feels interruptive. It feels so interrupted, you're just
kind of kind of off and is phenomenal. Dude. I when I said
I saw that at two a m. And I laughed so hard I had
to go to the bathroom and like gag a little bit because I thought I
I thought I was gonna throw up, dude. That's how you use AI.
That's how you use that. I can find it confidence. It's so
insane, but you can. If you listen to it enough, you can
start to hear it make saying the words. And I love it when it
says the N word. Oh God. Anyway, jolly old dipshit gave Baraka
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I saw a photoshop, a fucking caliade house with like these really thin legs.
Fucking it's that video of him running through the course. Have you seen
that video of Oh? I just saw that. Yeah, I saw like
a screech out of It's like, why would you why would you like this
guy? He's so fucking weak and they just made his legs like pencils.
Have you guys ever seen this? I want to say that, what is
this cute? What is this? Helen Keller A I, Oh no,
we gotta be careful because like it's it's lower it Lauren, stop, yeah,
get get rid of it, get rid of it. It's gonna come.
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laughter of the moments where I feel over my body. Holy man, I
haven't done that in one of the new songs where he goes like fuck deaf
people and he's like between you, but I think they've hided you think he
would me to it? I have to do Holy moly, Grade four one
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okay if Marble made black panther white? I don't understand why guys don't gargle
semen all day. They say, because that's gay, But gay's okay?
No rain, she pipped it on my pippa possum el Chris Esputo, Wow,
rude but also Mexicans or whatever. No, no way, I'm hanging
out with Chris Chris. Yeah, but you also don't like Puto's not really
like it. Uh yeah, you definitely hear. My family's never said like,
They've never mean yeah, but it's so it's it's a lot more Mexican
than it is cribbing. It's like a pendejo like Pendeo's not really that that
common whole. Yeah, you just say you just say fuck you and spanglish.
Uh, no way, I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners,
insisting that Brian was the sand of guy. Motherfucker went from sketch to catch
real fast just the hard r Mark a Plier twenty twenty four. Is it
sketched to catch? Yeah, you don't. You don't actually means bastard.
I think it actually means bastard. It does like atymology at am logically speaking
literally like literally it means bastard. It might be used differently. I thought
it was always asshole. I think I think you know what I like about
Spanish when you're when you when you bother somebody, what do you say?
Or yeah, more or less store that's what it means. That's the word
means. That's what actually means mutio you break in. I like that more
lest the super molastorial brothers just mysterial brothers and molestons are gay. Get all
the fami. We wanted to tell them, we'll clean your clear pipes and
will molest you more molested ones working on the pipes and all the motherfuckers just
just fucking just seen have you seen those predator hunter videos where they're just slapping
each other and there they're like like have you seen this on Twitter? No?
What it's all like independent predator catcher videos and it's all these people like
doing Chris Hansen stuff. But they're but it's so much they do they So
here's here's what it is. Where the predator beat up the guy. That's
crazy. So I am rather getting beat up by a pedal, I am
eightter being beat up by hands that have molested kids. That really piss me
off. You have to take a dark contract that won't want to get more
power, Yes to think a really long shower. So they are these presator
hunter videos that are like independent, and what they do is they do the
same thing that Chris Hansen did, basically, like they they fucking they pose
as a kid. They like, you know, they have the conversations,
they record the conversations, and then they meet these people in public, so
they don't more than to a place. They meet them at like a public
spot like a like a Walmart or like a Dendy's or like you know,
a parking lot. And what they do is they just go up to them
and they basically because they know that they're caught, they just start beating them
up, like they punch them in the head. They like fucking kick them
down, They fucking slap them until their noses bloody. They just beat them
the fuck up because they know that they're not gonna fucking press assault charges because
the charge that they would be laid with is so much worse. So it's
like this cheat code that they found. It just like beat people up in
public and no one cares to be But so many of those videos are hilarious
because it's like they try to run sometimes and then they go like, excuse
me, everybody, this man's fucking little boys in your neighborhood and it's just
like in loudly, in like a target. But it's yeah, it's somebody
got shot actually and died already. It's not the predator. Better pulled the
gun. You gotta you gotta be careful because characters I respect on some level,
getting these people, getting these people's faces out there. But at the
same time, I don't want to be killed by a pedophile. I just
like I just don't like that. You know. It's like it's like when
people get anti ship but it's all. But the thing I don't like about
it, it's it's not even it's it's not because it's not sticking the problems.
The you're gonna go beat their ass and they're gonna go back to It's
just it's just all content. Yeah, it's it is all content. That's
so that's what I don't like about it, Like say, it's not like
say people if there were people that are very serious, professional people that were
coroborating with the cops. I do. I do actually think I don't know
if this is true, but I think I've seen comments say it which like
who knows if that's true, But a lot of people kind of say it's
like, oh, they actually do work with police, and the people that
they do catch actually end up going to jail. So I mean, I've
seen one channel that was definitely like they even one person actually helped the cops
apprehend one of the guys that ran away. He was in a burger king
and then they got him burk run away. It's always burking ing, And
like, Where's Wendy? Was so cute. The idea of getting someone to
come to Wendy's and you pose as your navy Wendy's and it works on them
is fucking my name is Wendy's. My name is my name Wendy's with an
apostrophe Wendy. Oh my god. The digital hookah Wendy, And that's going
Wendy. Here's Wendy. Wendy. Let me get a frog. I'm a
monster and I'm morning, Like, come on, dude, Like there's like
I don't like the things. I would never hit one of them because I
don't know if i'd be able to stop myself. Yeah, I just wouldn't
because I'm getting valid. The thing is, it's hard to feel bad for
those people obviously because they're monsters, but like I can only see people get
beat up to so to a certain extent before I before like basic human empathy
kicks in because I'm just like, not that they don't deserve this, but
also like these are that guy that was I guess what I think is like
they were clearly also like an well I staid kid, you know what I
mean. And it's a lot of times, a lot of time, I
don't know how I feel about this. My heart goes to sympathy instantly like
them, but also I don't want to see it. But it's gotta be
funny for me. Things have to be funny. It's so it's not funny
anymore, and being really hurt, it's I get broken. You gotta you
gotta put them in like silly to be. You'll put them in silly situations.
You gotta you gotta make them like do cartwheels and pee on themselves,
you know, like if they slip and thee hit by a truck and they
blow up. Make them that funny, make them piss themselnd and I want
I want somebody to go up, not beat them up, but just tell
them listen. If you don't ship yourself a real hard right now, we're
gonna call the cops. I need to hear it like that, ship yourself
right now. I need I need to hear it. Yeah, I hear
shot yourself right now. To piss yourself right now. Put on these white
pants and white underwear, go on the back them, come back out.
Ship the fuck out of yourself. Don't don't come into bad. I want
to stand right here in the middle of the electronics island, this target and
ship yourself to the point where he's leaking out your pant like I won't leave
until this happens. That's what I want to say. I'm doing you one
better. Then you gotta you get you get a bulls eye, you know,
you get one of those things that has a target on it. I
need you to have to hit the fucking bulls eye. You need a diarrhea
projectile ship onto this bulls eye or you're gonna get your ass. I need
you to eat, I need you to keep uh this hot dog, this
entire bottle of niquil. Uh, just like just a rough concoction that will
make them like, fuck up. Do this and then we won't call the
police. It's like you'd still call the police and thenhouse pick him with the
foot and then call the police. Still house Anyway, we're digital hook and
now I'm getting ales embryonic Sheldon. That ten second clip of Meek mil telling
the rock to get up has had me laughing for a month. And now
transfermed Gremlin exposing people with like nine million rocks when I was ragiation rush.
I don't know, it's too late. The Craig, the Canadian, he's
straight, dutchy straight. It's your boy, shawnny D. She jerky on
my beef till like sixteen dollars. Wait, why the fuck is beef jerky
so expensive? Uh? Hook up my car battery to a dead hooker's clip
bling and nos erring, call her Frankenstein's whore. Sell her on eBay for
a neat five uh three x O using TikTok filters to confuse and scare digitally
illigerate, illiterate senior citizens and toddlers. George Lucas firing and RPG at the
good Year Blimp because of Ryan's nay more, rolling SpongeBob up and using him
as a flashlight and dumping what's left of him in the chum bucket, Slurping,
stroking, smoking, joking, emoticons going like this, Drip m h
Lord of Homeless, Drip the Trooper by Iron Maiden. You'll suck my dick,
but I'll suck yours too. You'll fire your cum shot, but I'll
bust in you. It's not bad. That's a good one to do.
I think that's I don't want to work on that one. That'll be that'll
be worth it. Go attack team match with I'm Alex and p Diddy versus
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Gremlin Lord Bartholome you handjob in vendor of Maniel sex Evil Sween says I love
the gays. Yes you said that I'm gay? Yes, Come, come,
come, come, come, Are you ready? Shadow man, the
Legend of Zeld, Come Breath of the Guy, The Legend of Zeld,
Come Breath of the Guys. Hole. Oh, what like wild wild guys?
Hole Man, that's too bunch of a stretch, but I like it
still. I don't think I'm gonna make that work. And he stretches constantly.
Get a piece of that's master p As forget you forgot to censor Chris
spreading his ass and showing his pink last episode with well Sweener's reading the names.
Uh did I say that you forgot to censor Chris spreading his ass?
I forget censor man. It's content, as our friend Cale would say,
for whom the bail toll. Uh the Pepini brothers Uh, Games Presents Seinfeld
versus It's Always Sunny two Newmanium, The Knight of Neumanium, Newmnium, Neumanium
of the Nightman, Don Donkerson, listen to My Listen to hit My Spot
by your pretty hands on one of the best original gay songs I've ever heard.
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Snake tweeting about how the woke mod took over the military because he can't say
slurs anymore. Pp foreskin and seven queer pp fource in and seven queers Ago
our gay fathers came on this homo, a new nut busted in liberty.
Come give me, Come give me semen, give me that which I be
needing. Abra abra, Come in hand, Lincoln, coming hands Lincoln.
Yeah, he just has covering his heads. Give me this a lot,
though it secrets naturally out of his hands. It's just always leaking. It's
like, you know, his fast reference is wired up to his hands.
And you know when Krillin does the spirit mom of course, I know what
do you think? I'm stupid? Nut? LEVI did in front of him,
his nutting with dead face to dead pan, just like all this comment.
I goon you like I goon you goon. He's she me goon goon
gooning, uh goole have the goon goon Ama goonology the study of study and
it's the first grade. But I'm blue, I'm I'm gay. I'm in
need of a guy. If I don't see men, I'll die. I'll
die. You can feel my behind, you can see uh me be fishy
speaking incantations to the pussy like call that spirit box doctor kid inspect, I'll
carpet bomb the Gaza strip for a quarter. John Strickland, my partner,
snapped the chair legs off my Chris rag and YouTube and proceeded to tear my
libs I Love and Self Defense, Mark eighteen eighty nine. I can't believe
you guys forgot Patrick's panty raid line. Oh that's right, Yeah, that
episode got banned. That's not like it's it is a little inappropriate. It
is kind of crazy. In retrospect, it is wild that that's that episode
aired. Super innocent though not really stupid nature Like what they're doing is it's
a little wild. But they're so innocent. They're just like, I guess
I just gonna get panties. Are you dumb? Like it's a kids show?
Brother pant What other reason would there be? What reason? Pandies are
just girl underwear? Man? But all right, you were pre ros you
uh, you know it's a whole college thing, the panty raid. It's
not it's not for kids. The first David presents, Doctor disrespects careless whispers.
It's pretty good. That's actually amazing this moment, it seems so loud.
I wish I did message a child, but baby better this way I
should my wife instead of but I'm probably going to jail. I'm never gonna
stream again, you ty streams. I ain't gonna call people to the end
where there's no no care for syllables at all. Second David featuring being better
than the first to keep David pre Roz. Somebody once squirted on my mother's
ashes Blake eight nine six. F Yi, it's been over a year and
mom and day I was still missing out at this point. How many pieces
do you think she's in? Oh? Man, yeah, she's gone.
I hope she's been sewn together at least Frankensteiner, they do that, Okay,
Okay, So real actual question about like if somebody gets a exploded cool
if they bury them, do they just they don't like shovel it into like
a box, like a pile, like right, like they know they cremated,
they cremated, they do. What if they want to have it open?
What if they want to have a castet an open cast? That is
so preposterous? What if what if it's very simple like what, let me
put it this way, does like having an open cast? If got new
freaking that the bomb dropped on them in Japan. No, it's like,
what's the point? Like, okay, the wall a normal explosion, like
like okay, so they they get like I don't know, Chris, Chris,
shut up? How much of the body stuffed over the whole thing?
But it's in separate parts, So it's like, okay, see how they
why would they do that? Then? So it's a torso and then two
legs complete, two arms complete. Yeah, let's say the heads attached to
the to do they show them back on? No? Why not? Why
wouldn't they? What they probably do because swing's a little difficult like that,
So they probably do they break mops apart and then they WoT what you do?
You know what you're saying? That doesn't even sound impossible for that industry,
Like I feel like they there's there's probably like there's probably like all sorts
of like weird wiring. Yeah, like the corpses, that whole entice them
is so fi. Three single person that works in the in that field fucks
dead bodies. Oh yeah, I think they're weird. Do you have to
be a little weird to be even be like because the funeral industry is a
fake thing, it's a very new creation. That's not it's a fake thing.
You don't funerals like with caskets and plots of land and tombstone. That
is not. I mean, it doesn't make it. It's dumb. No,
it's it's like very new. It's like a newer creation. There was
always like obviously ceremonies for the dead passing, but that whole system that we
have of like casket, get a plot of land. Uh yeah. My
friends like talking about like twenty seven thousand dollars and I'm like, are you
stupid? It's so much money were family has spent on plot of land,
plots of into the oven right now, Like put me on a raft,
shoot a flaming arrow to that raft, and then let it go. It's
no one's problem anymore. Even that's like too much to ask, in my
opinion, I'm like, damn, I'm gonna even even that, Like that's
cheaper than everything, you know, Like it's still that. Do I know
who's an archer? I do it? Listen, if I die for whatever
reason, like natural causes, I'll say, like I just fucking pass away,
and you guys find me, you have permission to like treat me as
if like you get to get away with like you know what I mean,
Like you get to like hide me, I'll give you permission to like have
that fantasy of like we get to hide like a dead body, and it's
like totally okay, there's nothing wrong with it. That's well, of course
it is, because if someone finds it I haven't writing, I'll say,
like I'll have even a video. I'll be like, hey, guys,
leave the video on your body. Yeah, it'll be an apology video along
with that. Hey, guys, I let the people whoever found this,
this is fine, but it's you. Yeah, anyway, I don't my
body man either. Chris trying to read like Penis of Science crazy that startle.
I got that surgery. But Adrian Brody just looks like Alas Gonna Overfield
trash textas Sita Salad, Young Sheldon ran over by a taxi, Suhulk tickle
my ass. Here is Nicky ziggy ghost of Jojo Shotten Foy Jojo. Maybe
a different Jojo. There's so many JoJo's. Yeah, sorry missus Jackson,
Badly Brave Huger, Derek duck Hunt, the Vegan Neckromander. I got consent
eight brogery and puncher Nephroim Milphis one. I busted my hands again last week,
but the doctor diss was too tempting and riding out the list king this
a haphazard it's a fucking video. There's some fat fuck on YouTube named Boogie
twenty. God, now I'm tired of this fat fuck popping up and all
my fucking search endines when I'm looking for a fucking workout video. I don't
give a fuck about that. Afterman, from any of you boogie fans of
Bill Sore for this greasy fuck you fat, fucking disgusting ass smelling blob cheese
drinking, Crisco, bathing lard gargling, calorie thieving rabitch, patch face having
doctor w stop eating McDonald's, gorging t rex arm having non vegetable eating could
have that. George Forman drill just a drink, got the drifts, ran
Windlow, hungry, hungry hippo party pretending to have a plant yroid problem,
Slash free, Willie Parked bus Yo Ka Zula Fluder Kirby. It just it
just goes on. That is that it literally was the adult how the fun
That is incredible. That was less than a second. We should play that
game. Oh yeah yeah, like the guest the song on a second that
was literally like that makes too easy second fifty milliseconds and then you were just
like that's family guy. I knew it immediately. Yeah, I mean certain
things are I caught io. First of all, I've seen this one the
AI and why is this guy not dead? Alright, let's get the fuck
out of here.