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What's up everybody? It's Rose Pricks
and we're talking vander Pump. Listen,

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it's swim Pickens out there, and
you know the Housewives are over, but

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people are still watching vander Pump,
right, you know it's funny, right

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yeah. Let me just start with
an apology. I'm so sorry Stephanie that

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I made you watch this. I
was wrong. It's not great, this

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particular episode that I was like,
trust me, it's not as good as

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last season, but it's not terrible. And it was pretty terrible last night.

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But it doesn't stop. I mean, I still have got some good

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tea. Okay, I'm still going
to get in it. Yeah. I

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think the thing my macro note about
this is that it's so self conscious.

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Now. I just feel it.
I just feel like everybody's acting, and

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I feel like even a lot of
the scenes are like, hey, are

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you going to have a party when
Arianna's home? Like everything feels over,

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like so rehearsed, and I'm like, these people can't act. And Tom

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Sandoval's face is doing so much face
acting. It's like, I'm going to

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look like Conda Paudy right now,
how's my Poudy face? I was really

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not enjoying him. He is the
worst He's always been. This has been

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a comment that I've had since the
beginning of vander Palm, which is none

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of them can act. So only
when there's huge, explosive things that happen,

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like when stas, when Jack's cheated
on stops. There are moments that

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felt real. Obviously I felt last
year ultimately ended up being a real thing.

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But for the most part, it's
it's Sandoval's. I've always said this,

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He's the absolute worst. He cannot
act. They're so bad at it.

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Jack's is bad at it, but
Tom Sandoval is the worst, no

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question. And now it's worse than
it's ever been. So like, let's

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talk about this for a second,
because you haven't seen it in a while.

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Tom and Arianna living in the house, So what do you think,

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Like, what the fuck? Well, I think that that feels. I

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mean, I know that you know, there's the gossip. The word on

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the street is that, oh,
well they have to because she's not good

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because they started filming right away.
So this is still kind of fresh,

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and I don't know, it seems
good for the show. Well it's good

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for the show. And she says
no, he wants to sell. I'm

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going to I want the price to
go up. I'm not the one moving

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out. She doesn't want to get
screwed over like money wise. So maybe

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that's true, but WoT don't you
have a ton of friend don't you have

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a boyfriend? Arianna? I guess
he lives he doesn't live here, so

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she can't go live with him.
But she's in like a serious relationship already.

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It's only been three months since that
whole explosive thing happened, right,

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So which I which is fine.
I don't have an issue with her doing

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that, but it's like there's no
friend. She can't go crash with Katie

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while they're filming for that. However, many months they're filming, she's got

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to live in the house because she
lives there. They're like left to these

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their little rooms that they live in. Right, they could do the thing

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that people do when they divorce.
I know a lot of people that get

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divorced and they don't want their kids
to have to move. So two weeks

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sign two weeks off. Well.
The whole thing is that this seems to

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be very much for the show.
I mean, there are so many scenes

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having to do with that. So
obviously this has to do also with Bravo.

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I just I don't buy it.
I don't buy it either, and

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I'm sad that I don't buy it
because I want to buy it. But

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like, yeah, okay, So
Sanda Bal's having a party, and then

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Katie and La La this is just
like a little catchup. They go to

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dinner to like, you know,
squash their beef that they had last week.

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They yelled at each other, which
they do often. They're two kind

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of you know, alphas. I
guess, right. So then they had

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the party. Then Ariana walks right
on by, just like them say anything,

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just walks. It's so bizarre.
Should we talk about the fact that

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La La is like, you know, I'm just She's she's very Okay,

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how am I going to put this? Nah? Oh well, she she's

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very like I'm sober and you're not. So I'm working on myself and like

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I'm just I'm trying to not have
any resentments and you're just angry all the

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time. It's just she said that
to Katie. Is that what she said

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to Katy? Yeah, and mean
when she was like, I just can't

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have this anger, like and you're
just you're just always mad at stuff.

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Like basically, she was calling Katie
negative and she's always that's the through line.

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They always say that, right,
She's just like you want to just

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like you want to just hate everything, and I just want to like love,

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like I'm just all love, which
I just thought was a little much.

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It's also total bullshit. It's such
bullshit Katie puts up. I feel

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like she carries the world, like
everything on her back. All she did.

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All she does is ride or die
for her female friends. And to

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be fair, she's actually really sweet
to Schwartz. They're friends, they're cool

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there, they own dogs together.
Like, she doesn't love him, she

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doesn't put up with any bullshit,
but she left him, and she says

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that She's like, do you think
it was easy for me to leave my

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marriage? I was not getting the
love that I feel I deserved. And

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he treated her like shit for years, like ten years. He was awful

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to her, right we all and
we all were like, oh, she's

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so negative, but he's adorable because
he was so funny. But then we

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would start to see when he would
just get really drunk, he'd call her

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names. He called her fat.
This was his girlfriend. Yeah, wife.

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So she just Katie just puts up
with it and you know, continues,

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but she doesn't take any shit when
sant Well, we'll get to the

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Sandabal thing when she comes over for
that other Areana party. So, Lala,

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you know, did you recognize the
place that Lala and Katie went?

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No, where'd they go? Called
O Henry's, which I went. I

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went on a date there like a
year ago. Oh, but it's it

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used to be the newsroom. Remember
the newsroom Robertson, Yes, I do.

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You and I used to go there. We went there a couple of

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times. I loved that place.
But they they yeah, became this very

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fancy, bullshit expensive place, but
it's very good. Okay, So they

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go, they have this dumb ass
conversation. They're they're good, and I

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just, yeah, I wrote like
ironic for a Lala to ask someone to

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be softer. Yeah, She's like, I'm in my soft era and you're

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just like angry and I just want
to like love everybody. I'm just you

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know, I just want to like
pray and meditate and have a one hundred

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thousand babies. I'm gonna have all
the babies, but I have to have

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some babies that are just my babies. That was a weird thing. Did

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we get to that? No,
I mean did that happen yet? Okay?

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So then so sandovald I just wrote, who are these friends of Sandoval

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We've never seen before? Oh my
god. I was like, I was

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like, stop trying to make this
Kyle guy happen because Kyle chan or whatever.

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I was like, okay, so
these are brand new people that we've

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never seen and now going to be
in every scene. And then also Tom

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trying to act like he's scared to
meet girls. This guy who's just banging

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chicks all the time. I'm sorry, and he's just like or just not

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out of the game for so long, I'm out of the game. Arian

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and Rachel really fucked me up.
No, they didn't. Okay, so

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wait are we are? We at
that pool party? So he's in the

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pool floating around? Is that what
we were talking about? Where there's a

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girl there talking to him? He
has I thought it was a swiftie.

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I tried to pause it. It
looked like he had a Taylor Swift bracelet

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on his ankle. One boy's wearing
a Swifty bracelet on his ankle. It

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was like a beaded thing, and
I couldn't read it. But you know,

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like, if you're a if you
go to the concert, let me

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just fill you in. They give
you a little fun little bracelet and they

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each bracelet has a different song on
it. I got delicate, that's right,

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delicate, and I couldn't read his, but I think that's what that

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was. Okay, So Billy's there, let's talk about that. Well,

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hold on, here's something that just
makes me angry. Okay. So you've

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got the You've got these scenes that
are being clearly acted, like with these

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two girls in the pool where where
he's like, oh, hey, girls,

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like it's weird for me to talk
to girls like, oh, you

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guys are cool. Okay, you
know, uh, I live here with

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uh? Is it cool that I
live here with my ex girlfriend? And

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they're like, who's your ex girlfriend? Okay. Later in the show,

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and forgive me for getting like so
heated about this, but I feel like

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this show can't have it both ways. Later in the show, Jax is

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going to be like, everybody in
the world knows that you're a scumbag,

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but now suddenly we're supposed to pretend
that these girls that are at the house

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of these people that are on one
of the biggest shows, what a big

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reality show? Are like, what, they just happened to be invited by

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somebody else and they who who's sand
of all? What's it? I didn't

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even know that guy's name before I
got here. Oh, I just happened

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to be at a pool party.
And so they've met at See you Next

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Tuesday with James. They're obviously like
a major Vanderpump fans that they were even

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at a sea You Next Tuesday,
like night these girls. Yeah, so

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the girls are supposed to be like, well, well, who's your who's

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your ex girlfriend? And he's like, yeah, you know, her name's

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Ariana. You've probably never even heard
that name before, but like I lived

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with it. It's like, are
we watching a bad play. Also,

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they didn't even mic everybody. I
don't even think he was miked. Somebody

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pointed that out. I was like, were they not miked because the pool

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or what? Because it just they
obviously had like a boom mic, but

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it was barely even picking up what
they were saying. Like, not only

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is it bad acting, it's just
like really bad production, no offense.

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I would be more interested if the
girls were like, yeah, obviously,

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yeah, ye, pump Rules were
on a show. We're on a show,

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like yes, we know who your
ex girlfriend is. Please stop,

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like that would be interesting, yes, yes, and like fuck you dude,

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or yeah, like let's put some
drama. The fourth wall has been

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broken a long time ago, so
let's go. Yeah. Then Billy is

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there asking for an after She's like, are we gonna do an after hours

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thing? TACKI she's always been terrible
to Arianna and I don't like it.

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Okay, I don't really know who
that is. So she was on the

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she was a like a bartender or
something it right, she was at sir

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She worked at SIRR. They brought
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just a season or two. Ultimately
it seemed like she was she got fired

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because do you remember this, She
was trying to say that the girls weren't

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including her because she was trans.
Right, So they had a girl's night,

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and then Lisa was just not having
it. She's like, oh no,

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no, not on my show.
You're not going to pull the shit

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on my show. That's just not
true. But then obviously they worked it

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out because Billy's right there, got
it Okay, So Billy's just always really

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been mean to like the girls on
the show, and obviously became like had

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a real friendship with Sandabal. There's
a lot of rumors that they kind of

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dated for a little bit, but
whatever, that's their business. So then

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yeah, that's when it got to
Santa Sandy inviting these I just grow very

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young, by the way, how
young were those checks? He's like forty

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yes, yes, yeah, oh, and then he's like, oh,

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he's like, oh, you guys
ever been to Burning Man? Like it

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was supposed to be. He's just
so awkward, like you guys been to

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Burning Man? Like now, I
mean, this is the conversation that's gross.

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It is just it would be so
uh cooked. I mean it was

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just so you know, Okay,
now I'm going to say this and I'm

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going to try I'm trying to make
myself like kind of sad and kind of

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likable. And I know that you've
told me that. The backstory is that

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Lisa was like, oh, we're
so worried about about Tom and you know,

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he might like off himself. We've
got to like take care of his

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mental health. He's not gonna he's
the biggest narcissist. I've ever like that

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guy. Please, that's that's I
hate the manipulation of something like that,

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and that's exactly what Tom's doing.
I hate it. I hate it.

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I hate it. I hate it. Now have we gotten to the part

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about Tom schwar And and his sort
of maybe girlfriend? Oh oh, the

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production is like, yeah that she
doesn't live with. Yeah, we need

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to very much talk about Joe because
I've gotten into a couple. Well,

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I posted something about Joe. People
have been posting very funny things about Joe

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on Whispering. One of them,
do you remember Laura Laura Lee, the

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one did you watch back when Jack
started dating this actress? Yes, crazy,

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she made him go to an AA
meeting and didn't she leave the show

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because she booked like a She booked
like one thing. Yeah, and it

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worked a little bit. She was
cool like it was. It was rough,

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and somebody wrote on Whispering like Laura
Lee walked so spooky Joe could fly

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or run. They call her Spooky
Joe only because Katie kind of meanly called

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her that. She's because what happened
was they broke up. He moved out

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and three weeks later moved in with
Joe, and they have had like they've

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hooked. They hook up all the
time, right, They're obviously supposed to

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be like kind of in love,
will they won't? They best friends sometimes

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they hook up, but you know
that whole thing, which is just like

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and I feel like I was a
little hard on Joe in my own mind

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because it's not really her fault.
She's like just a goofy girl, goofy.

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I'm like that, I get it, but I'd written something on there,

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I goes Joe, I go.
I rewatched last week's episode. She

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is Joe okay, And somebody tried
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so many people had my back.
I well, first of all, I

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don't find her likable at all.
I don't know if they were trying to

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make her unlikable, but the whole
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told you my turtle story, like
and listen, I'm coming at it like

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I don't really know the whole character. So I'm not finding her that likable.

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But she has a very desperate to
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Yes, And then she apparently had
sent that text and then somebody said

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something was like, well, of
course Katie's not going to like her.

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Was like, yeah, no,
she's probably not gonna love the girl that

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moved in with her husband while they're
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separated or whatever she claims. And
then yeah, and then it's just itching

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to get on the show. Yeah, she has a lot of I want

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to be on this show energy,
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other crazy energy. And I was
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were like, she coked out,
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just like Sandy. She doesn't she's
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later in the show, she complains
that people acute thought she was like a

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like a meth head or something like
a crackhead. You know what I'm talking

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about. I don't remember. And
then did she say like I'm not.

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it was really mean that people like thought

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that she looked like she was like
a like cracked out or something. Well,

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I got kind of annoyed because so
people are on whispering. We're like,

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oh my god, everyone's making funny
jokes about Joe and whatever. Nothing

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crazy, terrible, mean, but
just like what the fuck is going on

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here? And someone got mad.
They're like, I think she's just fine.

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She's clearly neurodiverse. And that's when
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Oh, I know. And then
it's like, first off, you're not

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a therapy a doctor in any way, she's not clearly anything. And if

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you're going to talk about being on
a spectrum, then we're all on a

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spectrum and we're all slightly neurodiver.
I mean, that's ridiculous. She doesn't

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in any way like we're not talking
about love on the spectrum. She's like

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it's okay for her to be like
a goofy girl, and like, okay,

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maybe maybe I'm definitely neurodiver. I
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to wear headphones sometimes when I can't
handle like a motorcycle, Like I'll have

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so much anxiety. So I am
too, Does that excuse me? Like

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sleeping with someone's husband. I mean, I don't understand what we're saying here,

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but that would be funny if we
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and we're just like, I mean, what a weirdo? Like the come

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on and that people are like,
uh, that this one spectrum and then

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we're like, come on, that's
not an excuse, that's ridiculous. Oh

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yeah, okay, No, that's
why we love that show because it's just

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so beautiful, Like it's very real. It's the realest thing you're going to

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find. These people. Everyone so
lovable, whether or not she's been diagnosed,

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which you cannot do on Facebook.
No. Also, it's not like

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she's saying, hey, guys,
settle down, like you know, I'm

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on the I'm high functioning autistic,
right, and she will say it.

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I bet that she's going to come
out. I bet what she's going to

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read all the Reddit chit and she'll
just say it. But it doesn't matter.

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It's not even like everyone's on a
spectrum. Yeah, like we're whatever.

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Okay, so Tom or all that. Okay, we'll get to all

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that. Let's talk about Tom's assistant, Anne, who we all love and

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we're trying to get Anne her own
show. Okay, the one that she

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cleans up is the one who cleans
up after him. Yeah, who's not

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supposed to. And so this came
out. I think she'd signed something.

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I think she has a podcast called
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another assistant, and she is a
clearly team Ariana and she's not hiding it,

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and I love, love love her. She's not really talking about Santa

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bal but she makes it very clear
or how much she loves Arianna. Well,

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why is she like kissing his ass
constantly? Scene? Why is she

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like, hello, sir, I've
just I've just gathered a few laundry,

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sir. Someone I've worked for people
that I didn't like and was kissed their

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ass. Some people are just bullying, Like there's certain narcissist bosses like anything

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who you kind of just started.
You just want them to be nice to

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you. And I'm not saying Tom's
abusive to her, but yeah, I

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don't think that she's supposed to pick
up after him, but he says she

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is. He's like, her job
includes light housekeeping. Right, I'm sure

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he did put in the thing,
but whatever. Okay, So then she's

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having a party, so Shena comes
over. Hold on, oh is this

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when they have the conversation about dancing
with the stars. They have the conversation

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about like She's like, well,
I've always wanted dancing with the stars and

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you didn't tell me you were doing
it, and I thought I've always wanted

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it. Okay, so you told
me about this. You told me about

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this, and I knew I was
annoyed about it, and now I was

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really annoyed about it. Watching it, I cannot believe. And I know

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you love Sheena, so I do
not. I do not anymore. No,

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I don't love her. I never
said I love that. Last week

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she was like one of your favorites. I thought her. I just said

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she was definitely more relatable because she
was just seemed really depressed and anxious and

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she was talking about postpartum and I
just felt like she was more relatable.

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But no, she's awful. This
kind of making this about yourself and like,

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I don't know, I've I feel
like I've been the Ariana in a

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circuit, not this, you know, well, I mean basically like this

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I was. I was on Dancing
with the Stars. I don't know if

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I told you that. I don't
remember that. And I feel like a

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bad friend because I would have voted
for you. Yeah, I feel like

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I didn't make anybody. I don't
want anybody to vote for me because they're

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my friend. I want to win, like because America loves me. We

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know I was on American Idol to
the last of the final three, and

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I'm I mean, I no,
you did not tell me that. First

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of all, you know that I
have always wanted to be on American Idol,

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So I feel like you I didn't
know that. That's not I didn't

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even know you even that's my thing. Cecily. How many times have I

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been like, oh my god,
I wish I could be on American Idol.

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I've auditioned so many times if they
would, and then you got on

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it and didn't even tell you.
Did you mention me to the producers?

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I feel really bad now because I
was on it as a contestant, made

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it to the final three. Then
they asked, I'm a guest judge this

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season. So You're like, hey, can we record board a f And

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I'm like, I can't right now. I'm busy, but I don't tell

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you exactly what I'm doing. Yeah, it's usually okay. I'm not saying

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I'm not trying to say you're a
bad friend, and I would have gotten

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over it, but I just want
you to know for the future you can

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talk to me like. I just
don't want to have to hear about that

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like way after the fact, like
in La Press when she said and then

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okay, imagine this, imagine this
aside from so arian is sitting there having

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to listen to her go like,
you know that wasn't my thing. Well

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at least you were my backup dancer, because you know that Ariana, as

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I said last week, was trained
as a dancer. She literally comes from

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like theater dance background. She's very
good. She made it. Really,

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she's really good, right, and
Shane Shena is terrible, Like what are

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you talking to just because you want
to do something. I mean, it

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would honestly be like if you were
an actress in la and had been training

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and training and training and then you
book a part on Grey's Anatomy and then

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I'm like, oh my, what
the fuck? Like you know on that

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show? Right, you know I
love that show and that I've always wanted

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to be on Gray's Anatomy. And
then you'd be like, but you're not

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even really an like I've been acting
for this many years, and I'm like,

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it doesn't matter. I just can't
believe you would hide that from me,

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knowing how much sane. It's really
insane, and I don't understand why

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nobody's addressing the fact that that's insane. I think Ariana is like sort of

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seeing that the tide is turning,
but she doesn't know. And they've been

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friends a long time. They are
really good, genuine friends. She brought

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her into that. She brought Ariana
into the show into vander Pomp. Oh,

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so that's true. But let's look
at this for a second. This

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is the other thing that's fucking crazy. Like, can you imagine if a

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guy did to me what Tom's handiball
did to her, and then three months

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later you were like, Cecily,
I mean I just like you know,

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I miss him too. She hasn't
made about herself. I mean, I've

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seen other scenes where she's like,
but what about me? Yes, I'm

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losing my best friend. Lived with
him, she thought they were going to

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get married, they were trying to
have a baby together, and then she'd

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be cool about it. But also
the way she says she's like that when

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it comes to Tom, I'm going
to come back because she can't. Whatever

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ven years she had for Don,
she really can't. She's never been able

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to really open her off, right, So when it comes to Tomes,

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I love him, and it's like, let's say like years from now.

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Let's say le'ers from now like stand
of bal It's like, wants to be

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friends, Like am I can I
be friends? And then Ariana is like

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it sounds to me like she's kind
of just trying to say she wants to

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be friends of Sandival. Let's just
say, okay, let's just say that

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like one billion years into the future, like have you seen the movie by

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Centennial Man? Okay, imagine I'm
the Ryan Williams part and I so this

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is like I'm a robot Okay,
and imagine like fifty million years in the

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future. Like we don't even have
like human bodies. Okay, so that's

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not even human bodies. We're just
in different bodies. But let's say Sandival

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is one of the robots. Would
that be cool if like be just like

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we're robot friends. No, actually
they're supposed to be, like she and

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Arianna are supposed to be best friends. That's fucking crazy. I would not

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be cool with that, and Arianna
couldn't be I know a lot of people

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turned against her online too. I
don't get that either, because she couldn't

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be nicer. She's like, look, I'm not saying don't do, but

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I've got to set my boundaries,
and I don't want to be like friends

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with people that are hanging out with
them. Nobody on this show is allowed

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to have boundaries, and if they
do try to have boundaries, like Ari

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is not allowed to have boundaries because
they're not allowed to have boundaries about like

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Rachel Raquel. They're not allowed to
have boundaries, like none of them are

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allowed. Then everybody goes off on
them and goes, oh my god,

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you're not being nice. I guess
if I were to play Devil's advocate,

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it would be that, like I
guess, Ariana, if she really wants

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those boundaries, she could have not
come back to vander Pump. But she

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needs money like anybody else. It
pays her good money, and it alway

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show because of something that he did
and she and she probably told productions very

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clearly. In fact, I think
she did. For a while, they

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weren't going to film with Tom at
all. Remember they were going to split

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into two things, and I thought
we all thought Sandoval was going to go

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on this Jacks mate. Maybe that's
why that even happened. But then I

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guess they all just came't three months
later. It's like, he's fine.

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The only one that's being realistic is
Katie. That's the only one that's like,

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dude, you can't just be like
sorry, right And Arianna is supposed

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to be like her really good friends
right well now, and now I mean

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Sena is, and now Ariana sees
because to be fair, she used to

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be really fucking mean to Katie.
Ariana did, and I hated it.

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I hated it then, and I
wish there'd be a scene where she's like,

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I'm really sorry that I was so
rude to you. Maybe that happened

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in real life, but I really
wish she would apologize. Yeah, it

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was terrible because she was dating Sandoval, and obviously Katie was with Schwartz and

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they didn't like each other, and
Sandoval was always super mean to Katie like,

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oh cuila, Katy, oh you
drink in like he was just mean

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to her on camera off camera,
and Ariana like always rode for Sandoval and

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was mean to Katie. And so
then Katie didn't include her in her bridesmaids

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for her own wedding. So Schwartz
then made Arianna a groomsman a grooms woman

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and Katie's like, are you fucking
wow real? And she was like,

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okay, listen, I don't hate
Ariana or anything. And I know we're

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doing the show, but like,
this is my wedding, this is our

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marriage, like she's to me.
They had a big fight about it.

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Wow. Yeah, so you know
everyone's kind of I just wrote everyone's these

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are a bunch of assholes. They're
all just a bunch of assholes all of

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Yeah. Yes, that's what I
was thinking while watching it. I'm like,

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all right, so Schwartz and Joe
whatever. He says he could marry

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her one day but won't, and
then she's gonna go hang out with Ali.

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Was like, well, it seems
like they're leaving you out, so

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I'll do your chart, right,
So that's gonna happen. Oh, then

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they go is this when they go
to the bar? They all go to

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a bar. I don't know.
You said you were taking notes. I

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thought I did, But then I
have a lot of notes. So this

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is going to be tough because I
just have James and Ali and Sena and

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whatever hanging out, and then I
have Sandabal question Mark. This was like

404
00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:48.000
a two in the afternoon too.
There's no reason I know it should be

405
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:51.839
this bad, but hold on,
we're going to get to the good part,

406
00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:55.279
because something good. I want to
I really want to get to the

407
00:25:55.319 --> 00:25:57.319
next page. Let me let me
skip a little bit. Okay, you

408
00:25:57.400 --> 00:26:00.160
and Danger Girl. I just said, Oh, that's when Katie's like,

409
00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:03.680
yeah, you're in Danger Girl regarding
Joe. Joe trying to make herself happen.

410
00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:08.160
Uh huh, oh, this is
just there have so many like little

411
00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:12.839
side conversations. Oh. Then Sheena
is talking to san She's like, so

412
00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:18.599
you feel like Raquel abandoned you?
Do you remember that conversation where Sandoval's trying

413
00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:23.279
to get real about how much he
misses Raquel. Yes, which is so

414
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:26.680
weird because first of all, where
is she? I mean, it's just

415
00:26:26.759 --> 00:26:30.519
like a Kate Middleton situation, Like
are we just implying that she's still like

416
00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:34.359
in rehab? Like what is where
is she? Right? Well, she

417
00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:41.119
set her boundaries, Yeah, but
but he keeps making these comments like when

418
00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:44.640
she comes out or when she gets
out gets out of? What is she

419
00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:48.200
in? She was? She was
in like a whatever you call it,

420
00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:52.480
not a rehabit like a she went
away for a while, remember, But

421
00:26:52.519 --> 00:26:56.200
what was she said? She did? But would she still be there like

422
00:26:56.279 --> 00:27:00.160
this months later? I think,
so, I think you can do like

423
00:27:00.240 --> 00:27:03.759
six months. I don't know what
she did. She got out though,

424
00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:06.680
because she texted. Remember people,
La La texted and like, oh,

425
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:08.839
you may have missed that. But
she she sent her a voice message and

426
00:27:08.839 --> 00:27:11.240
she's like, I'm ready to talk. We're not mad at you, like

427
00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:15.119
some bullshit. It was like,
what the fuck? I mean, you

428
00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:18.640
know, I'm not saying you bully
her all day. You don't. Let's

429
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:22.200
not be terrible to somebody, but
you have to be friends with them.

430
00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:26.759
I mean, I think that's really
strange, like a nightmare. Yeah that

431
00:27:27.079 --> 00:27:33.240
sucks. Yeah. Yeah. So
he's crying basically he I mean, there's

432
00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:37.200
several scenes where he's just like crying
over you know, he's so sad about

433
00:27:37.359 --> 00:27:41.839
Rachel. Mm hmm, yeah,
there's that. Then it clicks over.

434
00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:44.720
This is the problem with the show. It's edited so quickly. So then

435
00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:47.640
we're at Brock and Sheina and they're
kind of having a fight over like their

436
00:27:47.680 --> 00:27:52.480
schedules because Rock rides a career quote
unquote. I was like, what career?

437
00:27:52.839 --> 00:27:56.680
Then that nanny comes over. That
felt weird. So I actually think

438
00:27:56.680 --> 00:28:00.200
Brock made what I think he made
a good point though. He said he

439
00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:06.960
feels like Arianna is overextending and that
when she stops like being so busy,

440
00:28:07.039 --> 00:28:08.680
she's going to start to feel the
pain. I thought that was like the

441
00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:15.880
most mature thing anyone said on the
show. Yeah, you had told me

442
00:28:15.960 --> 00:28:19.599
before about this, Uh yeah,
I mean, yes, that's true.

443
00:28:19.880 --> 00:28:22.960
But I was more interested in the
fact that you had told me that.

444
00:28:23.119 --> 00:28:27.359
You know, he's not being really
understanding of her anxiety about having a kid

445
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:33.279
and not wanting to leave the kid
with a nanny. And I was squarely

446
00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:36.079
on his side. From what I
could see of the argument, It's like,

447
00:28:36.559 --> 00:28:38.359
well, her whole thing was just, no, we just have to

448
00:28:38.359 --> 00:28:42.000
be available for our child twenty four
to seven, both of us. Like

449
00:28:42.240 --> 00:28:45.839
all he was saying was I just
want to be able to have a schedule.

450
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:48.359
I don't. He wasn't saying like
put her in daycare. I don't

451
00:28:48.359 --> 00:28:52.400
give a fuck. Yeah, he
was just like, if we're going to

452
00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:55.240
have help, I just want to
know when that's going to be so that

453
00:28:55.319 --> 00:28:57.720
I can plan. And she's like, well, I we're just not going

454
00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:03.799
to know that. What Like that
seemed real weird to me. Well,

455
00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:07.039
their whole thing is real weird.
Remember he was married with a kid,

456
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:11.720
like a baby, like he has
a baby in Australia right or wherever,

457
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:15.119
and yeah, and I you know
that's there. It's just that's the thing

458
00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:18.759
that La La called out when they
were trying to you know, I can't

459
00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:22.880
say them, but it is weird. And he there was a domestic violence,

460
00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:26.079
which he admits to says he's not
proud of. But you know,

461
00:29:26.200 --> 00:29:30.759
I'm not saying he can't be forgiven, but he's got a whole life back

462
00:29:30.799 --> 00:29:33.279
there that he just left to go
on mander from rules. Like as much

463
00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:37.279
as I want to like him,
it's it's kind of hard to Yeah,

464
00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:41.960
oh I still I don't like him. It's just like in this conversation,

465
00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:44.920
I can only go by what I'm
looking at. And I was like,

466
00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:49.039
I don't I think she's being Maybe
I'm just really not liking Shina. Oh

467
00:29:49.079 --> 00:29:52.680
well, of course. So it's
it's hard. There's so many people to

468
00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:56.559
hate. Because then it goes to
Tom working out and the assistant has to

469
00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:57.799
go like, uh, all right
on us here, Katie's downstair, you

470
00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:00.640
know, telling right right, So
he's like, oh, he's like pumping,

471
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:04.319
Oh you just caught me pumping pumping
iron, pumping big iron. Can

472
00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:10.200
you spot me? Hey? I
was you just caught me painting my fingernails

473
00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:12.759
whatever. So he's like, oh, I guess I should apologize to Katie

474
00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:18.960
and I love again. Katie's not
she does not suffer fools at all.

475
00:30:19.200 --> 00:30:23.599
M M. So he comes down, yeah, and he's like, hey,

476
00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:26.839
what's up Katie. Yeah, She's
like hi, good, she goes

477
00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:33.640
hi because anyway, so I want
to apologize, you know, just like

478
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:36.960
for the way I handled you know, you know, some stuff. And

479
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:41.759
she's like, what you can't just
apologe Like basically, she's like you're an

480
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.920
asshole. You can't just go like
sorry, Like you have to show.

481
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:49.359
You have to change your actions.
You have to show, you have to

482
00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:56.400
do do different, act differently.
And he's like, what I mean,

483
00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:59.880
I'm trying, Like That's all I'm
trying to do is like like apologize to

484
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:03.319
people, like like like be different, Like don't you see how I'm different?

485
00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:06.160
Like I'm working out now, like
I'm being really like she says move

486
00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:08.720
differently. I love the way she
says it. Move move differently. Yeah,

487
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:11.039
that's it. Yeah, And he's
just saying like, oh, what

488
00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:15.480
he tortured Katie. I've watched every
single season. I mean he tortured her

489
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:19.920
year after a year on camera,
like I'm sorry, dude, you coming

490
00:31:19.960 --> 00:31:23.359
down in your house like she was
nice. She's a lot nicer to him

491
00:31:23.359 --> 00:31:27.440
than I would have been. Yeah, that's not true. I probably would.

492
00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:33.400
Also, it's just a classic narcissistic
move when you're like, god,

493
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:37.240
everybody needs to like stop, like
I already like I apologize, okay,

494
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:42.440
Like god, right, is everyone
gonna punish me? Well, then he

495
00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:45.920
says, everybody wants me to apologize. I did well, I can't do

496
00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:48.920
anything else, he says to Schwartz, He's like, it's like I'm a

497
00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:52.720
like Scott Peterson or something or whatever, and he's like, didn't Scott Peterson?

498
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:56.759
Schwartz like, didn't he murder his
wife or a couple of people?

499
00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:00.200
And he was like, like,
fucking defense. Peter said, I felt

500
00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:04.119
like, Okay, here's what I
thought happened. I thought they said the

501
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:07.240
line, and then production stopped them
and was like, hey, guys,

502
00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:13.240
we can't like legally, you know, we can't say that, Like let's

503
00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:15.920
just for just for us, So
just do it again and say allegedly that's

504
00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:20.319
what I felt like. But in
my mind, I'm like, he is

505
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:25.160
in jail for murder, so you
can say that, yes, of course

506
00:32:25.160 --> 00:32:29.960
you're right, which just made make
me feel again like this is so behind

507
00:32:29.960 --> 00:32:32.000
the scenes, like, Okay,
he said a thing, and now they're

508
00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:35.559
going to like make him do it
again. Okay. This is where it

509
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:38.480
gets tricky talking about it because there's
a lot of back and forth because now

510
00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:40.640
we're gonna say, like, you
know who, you should really talk to

511
00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:44.039
you. That's where we get to
this part. And then I just wrote

512
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:45.680
down before they even said it,
oh my god, if you fucking bring

513
00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:50.559
Jackson, I swear I like a
mile away, and I knew that's what

514
00:32:50.559 --> 00:32:52.640
they were gonna do. Sorry to
yell about this, but I get right.

515
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:54.720
I hate it so much. And
they're like, you know who really

516
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:59.720
gets about like being an asshole?
Okay, But before that, then it's

517
00:32:59.720 --> 00:33:01.640
going back and forth, and we
get a little clip of Sheena and this

518
00:33:01.680 --> 00:33:04.960
is where I have a little sound
up. Okay, we get a little

519
00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:07.160
clip of Sheena and they're playing the
game you know, never have I ever

520
00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:09.640
whatever, and one of them is
like, have an orgy with you guys

521
00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:15.160
or whatever. They're the Brock had, which like we're just skating over rock

522
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:16.440
drinks, so like Brock, that
was kind of funny. While I was

523
00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:21.319
like rock right, It's like what
I can't do an Australian accent, but

524
00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:27.400
I mean this is okay. So
then Sina's like yeah, and she had

525
00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:30.279
had there. So she admitted to
having had an orgy. And then they're

526
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:32.359
like who do you have an orgy
with? And she's like, let's just

527
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:36.599
say my body used to be a
wonder Let's just say my body used to

528
00:33:36.680 --> 00:33:39.200
be a wonderland and then takes a
drink of her drink like hmm, that's

529
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:43.640
the tea. So everyone's like,
what the fuck? She had an orgy

530
00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:47.480
with John Mayer. So I did
a little digging, okay, and apparently,

531
00:33:50.279 --> 00:33:52.440
you know, she had quite a
few. Remember the way she even

532
00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:58.880
got on the way vander Pump started
was she slept with Brandy Glanville's husband,

533
00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:00.920
right right, right? I remember
that. That's how we think won didn't

534
00:34:00.920 --> 00:34:05.759
she didn't Brandy slapper or something?
Oh yeah? And then like she because

535
00:34:05.799 --> 00:34:07.280
she had to serve them, and
that's how we filtered. That's how they

536
00:34:07.639 --> 00:34:12.039
got us into Vanderpump. One day
or just watching this Brandy conversation and then

537
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:14.599
you follow Sheena right, and you're
like, wait, why are we at

538
00:34:14.599 --> 00:34:16.599
the bar? Now, where's the
Real Housewives? Right? So they did

539
00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:21.280
it, so she loves it.
She's like total starfucker, even though I

540
00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:23.719
mean, who was it Eddie?
What's his name? Who was Eddie?

541
00:34:23.960 --> 00:34:28.639
Yeah? I mean a nice looking
gentleman. He was married, and she

542
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:31.480
always made herself the victim. She
was always somehow always the victim of this.

543
00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:37.920
So all right, So John Mayer
was dating Jen Aniston at some point

544
00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:42.039
and they were like out and about
together, and so something happens, we

545
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:46.079
don't know what. And Sheena goes
on a a YouTube show. I don't

546
00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:49.840
know if it was originally on TV
or if it was always on YouTube,

547
00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:52.760
but it's called Young Hollywood and she's
interviewed. So I'm going to play you

548
00:34:52.840 --> 00:35:00.400
some of this. Oh hold on, you brought it? Yes? Hey,

549
00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:04.679
everyone, it's Michelle Marie and I'm
sitting here in the Hollywood Hills with

550
00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:07.800
Seana Marie. Now it sounds like
we're sisters, but we're not. We're

551
00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:10.440
going to talk like sisters right now
because she is giving me the exclusive with

552
00:35:10.599 --> 00:35:15.519
John Mayer. Now, so many
people right now are wondering what is the

553
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:19.760
real story. And we've been hearing
rumors like you're dating, you're the girlfriend,

554
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:22.079
you guys just hang out. We
want to hear it from you.

555
00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:24.400
So first off, I just want
to know how did you guys meet?

556
00:35:24.800 --> 00:35:29.199
I met him. I work at
the Green Van Room in Beverly Hills and

557
00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:31.199
she had his birthday party there last
year. I happened to be the losty

558
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:34.840
girl to go to work. It
so wasn't this past April. A lot

559
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:37.639
of people were saying it was just
this past month. No, I mean

560
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:39.960
I met him previously. But when
I met him, he was with Jennifer.

561
00:35:40.039 --> 00:35:43.440
I walked into the where it was, it kind of like hid him

562
00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:45.800
back, and she told me how
pretty I was, and she was like,

563
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:46.840
oh my god, you have such
beautiful eyes. It's not like she

564
00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:52.679
was so sweet. They tell me
they were cute and cuddly and drank the

565
00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:55.000
same kind of drink. And what
was a drink? I was a Patrone

566
00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:59.960
platinum on the rocks with a line
and I had to keep getting their actual

567
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:01.880
because she liked a lot of lines, just like me. Did you see

568
00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:07.960
you feel any chemistry with John at
that moment? I mean, we all

569
00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:12.119
had some drinks together, and he's
just he's a really funny guy. Like

570
00:36:12.199 --> 00:36:15.599
he just has an amazing personality.
So I know sometimes that can be taken

571
00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:21.880
off as like flirtation. So I
don't know. Okay, so this is

572
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:27.320
a while back now and recently you
guys are hanging out. Tell me,

573
00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:30.840
like, from then on, what
happened He came back into the club just

574
00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:32.559
recently. A couple of months ago, they were broken up. We kind

575
00:36:32.559 --> 00:36:36.800
of talked this and that, and
we all were going through a breakup at

576
00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:39.559
the same time. And so I
think when two people kind of have something

577
00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:43.400
in common like that, Oh yeah, we're both said at a certain time.

578
00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:49.639
Yeah that I want to make clear. No one's cheating on anyone.

579
00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:52.079
This wasn't like at his birthday he
slent me his number, vice versa.

580
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:55.960
This is just recently. We want
to know the real deal. So what

581
00:36:57.039 --> 00:37:00.719
is the status between you and John? He's not my boyfriend and we're hanging

582
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:05.639
out now whatever. It looks like
she got to cry, but okay,

583
00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:07.880
not my boyfriend. What kind of
things do you guys do together? Obviously

584
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:12.519
it's never been out together. There's
no pictures of us together. Oh my

585
00:37:12.559 --> 00:37:15.920
god, it's so sad. I
can leave it for the imagination, you

586
00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:19.719
know, hanging out, we're we
have a good time. I mean we're

587
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:23.280
yeah, that's all. It's all
about keeping it on the deal, right

588
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:29.159
on the deal. We all know
how John is a pop rocket. John

589
00:37:29.239 --> 00:37:30.880
says the best thing, says,
no comment, you know, but sometimes

590
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:34.800
when you just oh, so many
people breathing down your neck. And that's

591
00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:37.280
why I just I kind of want
to just set this straight. I'm not

592
00:37:37.360 --> 00:37:42.360
his girlfriend, but it's just I
don't want people also saying things about me

593
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:45.800
that are full I can't Okay,
oh my god, Okay, he says,

594
00:37:45.880 --> 00:37:47.159
keep it. He says, listen. First of all, she's still

595
00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:51.960
trying to take times. He's still
and she's still trying to take that story

596
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:55.199
to lunch in twenty twenty four,
Like my god, woman, and it's

597
00:37:55.239 --> 00:37:59.639
the saddest. I mean, like
he obviously they just had sex a couple

598
00:37:59.639 --> 00:38:01.920
of times. Let's just say,
my body is a wonderland. Yeah,

599
00:38:02.000 --> 00:38:06.280
but oh my god, you're just
oh he's saying, don't talk to me.

600
00:38:06.360 --> 00:38:07.440
He's like, just say no comment
if anyone says anything. And then

601
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:10.840
she goes. She finds a YouTube
show and by the way, this was

602
00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:15.360
like whatever fifteen years ten years ago. This was like ten years ago.

603
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:17.559
Yeah, and she's like she's she
hasn't hand to her vaniars pudence, so

604
00:38:17.679 --> 00:38:21.920
she can talk a little bit better. She kind of whatever she did termo,

605
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:24.199
but she's it's insane. She's like, let I mean, it's not

606
00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:27.800
my boyfriend, but like we hang
out. Johnes is like a funny guy.

607
00:38:27.800 --> 00:38:30.840
He's just a funny dude. Like
he's the thing. The thing to

608
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:34.840
know about John that you might not
know is that like we're really like super

609
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:37.039
close and like Jen Annison said,
my hair was really pretty. She's the

610
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:40.800
sweetest. She likes a lot of
lines, and like when we were like

611
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:45.119
there, like I mean, yeah, I guess you know, he's super

612
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:47.039
friendly, and I guess yeah,
I mean I guess he was like there's

613
00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:52.239
obviously chemistry between us, you know, And yeah, we were both single

614
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:54.440
and we're just like both going through
stuff. I'm kind of scared of how

615
00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:59.000
good the Sheena's impression is becoming.
I don't even know if this is what

616
00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:02.360
I want for my life. Holy
shit. So yeah, all right,

617
00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:07.480
she had an orgy with John Mayer, who fucking didn't but who in this.

618
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:10.880
Raise your hand if you're a woman
listening to this and you never and

619
00:39:10.920 --> 00:39:16.559
you didn't hook up with John Mayer
exactly, Yeah, because everyone hooks up

620
00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:20.480
with John May. He's like a
And also, last thing, this would

621
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:22.239
be like me. Remember when I
made out with Russell Crow and I told

622
00:39:22.239 --> 00:39:25.639
everybody on every podcast yes, because
of course, but it would be like

623
00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:30.360
me going like I just want to
set the record straight. We're not together.

624
00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:32.559
But he's like awesome, Like no, yeah, we made out.

625
00:39:32.679 --> 00:39:36.719
It was fun. It's a story
to tell, of course, Like we

626
00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:38.320
made out. That's it. It
doesn't matter. I'm not gonna I don't

627
00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:44.880
have to go to the press.
I mean the but the idea which I

628
00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:46.760
just said, but I'm going to
just reiterate it one more time because it's

629
00:39:46.760 --> 00:39:52.280
so annoying that in this day and
age today she's like, yeah, my

630
00:39:52.360 --> 00:39:55.199
body's the Wonderland. Look at that
Google it. It's like, oh my

631
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:59.840
god, who cares? I did
do that one time though I wrote it

632
00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:02.239
article. Remember when I used to
have that column and then NoHo knew I

633
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:07.960
had a like a little newspaper column
here, and I wrote about the rustle

634
00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:09.719
growth thing, and I just was
like let's just say is a beautiful mind.

635
00:40:12.039 --> 00:40:15.199
So I did do that, but
again I wasn't trying to be interviewed

636
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:17.639
about it. I just you weren't
on a TV show. Yes, you

637
00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:23.159
weren't trying to see And she sought
it out like she's like, obviously we've

638
00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:28.280
never been seen together, so we're
like, it's not my boyfriend, and

639
00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:32.079
it's really and he s like that
guy has been through the ringer like he

640
00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:37.599
was like douche bag number one,
and he's had so many interviews where he's

641
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:42.639
apologized for his past behavior and for
being such like a man whore. And

642
00:40:42.679 --> 00:40:46.079
for I'm just saying, it's like
he's changed, clearly she hasn't. Really

643
00:40:46.280 --> 00:40:49.599
Here's the thing. The thing,
oh absolutely not. But the thing about

644
00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:52.960
John May, I'm not a huge
fan, because yeah I don't. I

645
00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:54.960
had never had an issue with him
for like sleeping with lots of women like

646
00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:58.840
he could. So he did and
people were down for it. But I

647
00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:01.800
think from what I heard is he
was very controlling. It was very mean

648
00:41:01.840 --> 00:41:07.639
to like Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift. Obviously she's got some good music out

649
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:12.559
of it, but not like he's
not He's not great. He's like Sandaball

650
00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:15.920
level not great. That doesn't mean
we can't listen to his music. I

651
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:17.320
mean, just like you love Bill, you still watch the Cosby Show,

652
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:21.880
like okay. One thing to know
about Stefanie is when she just, you

653
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:22.960
know, some of us like read
the news, we wake up, we

654
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:29.480
listen to NPR to soothe herself.
She watches a Cosby show. Well it's

655
00:41:29.599 --> 00:41:32.079
not, it's just because it reminds
me that, like, good people have

656
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:39.119
been accused of bad things. Yeah
it happened, Yeah, it happened.

657
00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:43.159
And I asked you one time.
I was like, well, Bill Cosby

658
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:45.639
bok of Michael Jet Like I said
to you one time, I go,

659
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:47.559
do you watch the Cosby You get
up and that's just to start your day.

660
00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:50.880
It's kind of meditative for you.
And I go, do you choose

661
00:41:50.920 --> 00:41:53.119
episodes where he's not in them?
Because sometimes it would just be about Rudy

662
00:41:53.320 --> 00:41:59.960
or like you know, Vanessa Cockroach, anybody else. And You're like,

663
00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:07.280
no, no, no, you
like this. You like them Bill like

664
00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:13.519
Huxtable centric because what you said,
I'm hostile. Yeah no, I mean

665
00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:15.760
sure, what was his first name? Was it Bill Hawks? No,

666
00:42:15.840 --> 00:42:19.960
it's that little coffy. But what
Cliff, Oh, Cliff, thank you,

667
00:42:20.079 --> 00:42:24.639
sorry, of course you would know. Alkay, let's so Jack,

668
00:42:24.760 --> 00:42:29.239
let's just finish this. So Jax
comes in. Sandoval's wearing that shirt.

669
00:42:29.280 --> 00:42:32.440
It looks like he smell it looks
just hardcore polyester. He does not say

670
00:42:32.519 --> 00:42:37.719
that, and back and forth Joe
and Ally do their astrology. It's not

671
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.360
trying to fabric shame either, by
the way. Okay, I a polyester

672
00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:43.519
too, and it's just hard.
It just doesn't breathe. But you know

673
00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:46.599
he hasn't watched that shit I just
wrote. I hate Sandoval so much.

674
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:51.679
They're all over the place. Jack
shows up, no, no, no,

675
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:53.800
pretending to fight with Sandival, like
those two give a fuck about each

676
00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:58.039
other in any way. Well,
this was I think like the biggest moment

677
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:01.320
of the thing was that Jack who
who's just like a piece of shit number

678
00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:07.280
one and like cheated on everybody,
right, He's cheated on everybody. And

679
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:10.239
now we know he's been cheating on
Britney And hadn't he cheated on her before

680
00:43:10.559 --> 00:43:15.480
like they got married? Oh yes, she knew it, right, Okay,

681
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:19.920
so he's massive cheater. So his
whole thing is like, hey,

682
00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:22.800
man, like you know, you
know you fucked up man, like you

683
00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:25.519
know, I mean, like listen, like if anybody knows, like what

684
00:43:25.719 --> 00:43:29.039
you mean, Like it's me,
but like, look at me. I

685
00:43:29.519 --> 00:43:31.519
turned my life around, like I
changed everything, Like I'm a great guy

686
00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:36.159
now. And then he's like and
look at you, You're just a piece

687
00:43:36.199 --> 00:43:39.639
of shit, like you know,
well, meanwhile, we know that he's

688
00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:44.400
been cheating on Britney left and right. I mean, they're getting divorced.

689
00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:51.000
I mean it's just so hypocritical,
but they play this shit straight. There's

690
00:43:51.079 --> 00:43:53.920
not even like here here would be
a time to do a chiron about that,

691
00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:59.119
Like, yeah, you made a
chiron about like who he definitely doesn't

692
00:43:59.159 --> 00:44:02.239
live with Joe, Like right,
I don't. I just don't understand it.

693
00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:06.079
I don't understand some villains that shit. That's one of the things I

694
00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:08.360
love about that show that nobody can
get away with anything, even though that's

695
00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:12.519
not a reality. It's a game
show. It's a different vibe. It's

696
00:44:12.760 --> 00:44:15.239
like they, I mean, Joel
McHale, nobody gets away with anything.

697
00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:19.920
Everyone's the whole premise is that everyone
sucks, so they're going to try to

698
00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:22.800
outsuck each other, you know what
I mean, And like whoever the meanest

699
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:25.639
one and it totally works. Do
that here. Jackson and Sandabal are bad

700
00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:29.800
people. Make them look bad,
Like, don't give Jacks a platform,

701
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:31.239
right, he's so still I mean, I don't want to say Coke.

702
00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:35.119
I don't know what he's doing.
His jaw is still clenching his jaw whatever.

703
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:37.800
He's like, he's not doing well, right, And it's just a

704
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:43.039
reminder. So then really quick,
we're gonna finish here. But we should

705
00:44:43.119 --> 00:44:45.519
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706
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:50.280
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707
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708
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709
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710
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712
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714
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We tried it, tried to bring
us into the valley, the new

729
00:46:29.480 --> 00:46:31.039
show that we were talking about,
and all I wrote is this. I

730
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:34.960
gave it like literally two minutes,
and then I wrote, this is a

731
00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:39.480
fail. Absolutely not thank you for
being terrible and saving my time. Like

732
00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:43.440
it wasn't even a little bit good
where you'd go, I'll just see where

733
00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:47.440
it goes. It was like,
absolutely not. What was it supposed to

734
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:52.280
be. So they're supposed to be
opening a bar, which was so insane

735
00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:55.880
when they're having that conversation and he's
like, oh, I'm doing fantastic opening

736
00:46:55.920 --> 00:47:01.440
a bar in the valley called this
right, you know, tune in if

737
00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:06.440
you want to see all the you
know, intricacies doing great raising my kid.

738
00:47:07.039 --> 00:47:09.519
Things are awesome. So is there
any sign of trouble in Paradise at

739
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:14.840
the beginning of this show? Oh? Yeah, a little? I mean,

740
00:47:14.920 --> 00:47:17.280
well no, not really, it's
just her Brittany just putting on a

741
00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:21.039
show. You'd hate it even more
because she's just like, I just I

742
00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:22.159
don't know. I mean, I'd
just think Christian should have baby, and

743
00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:25.440
she wants to have baby, but
she's forty and she deserves a baby.

744
00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:30.199
Though, It's like, shut shut
up. She's doing the thing like she's

745
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:34.039
just super mom. This is what
she's been born to do. And she's

746
00:47:34.119 --> 00:47:37.480
just sitting around with these other people
we've never met, who all are even

747
00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:42.599
worse. They're even worse than Jackson
Brittany. There's I was maybe a little

748
00:47:42.679 --> 00:47:47.159
interested to see Kristen because she's I've
always found her entertaining, I guess would

749
00:47:47.159 --> 00:47:50.679
be the way i'd put it.
But even then I was it was awful.

750
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:53.119
It was awful. It was awful. She looks like there's nothing,

751
00:47:53.199 --> 00:47:58.480
there's nothing positive. So you guys, save yourself the trouble, don't.

752
00:47:58.920 --> 00:48:01.840
So that's gonna be our our Thursday
show. We'll be covering that for now

753
00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:07.119
on. It's like you just try
to get me back. Listen, vander

754
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:10.800
Pum will get better. It will, it will get better. But also,

755
00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:15.159
by the way, listen to you
guys. We did for last week's

756
00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:19.280
for our patreon, we we really
wrapped up all the news about Love is

757
00:48:19.360 --> 00:48:24.559
Blind and what's going on on Reddit
and uh yeah, and then starting next

758
00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:30.719
week we're going to be talking about
quiet on the set. Oh my god,

759
00:48:30.039 --> 00:48:36.440
oh my god. We've got some
behind the scenes stories. Yes,

760
00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:42.440
so please join our patreon to get
all of that. Yeah, I can't.

761
00:48:42.639 --> 00:48:44.800
I mean, this is this is
something you don't want to miss.

762
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:47.599
It's disturbing, but we're going to
break it down. Yeah, And like

763
00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:52.599
I said, I worked for Nickelodeon
for a period, a brief period of

764
00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:55.960
time. So I have like a
little bit of a little bit more like

765
00:48:57.079 --> 00:49:00.719
behind the scenes tea, and I
got slammed a lot. Yeah, because

766
00:49:00.760 --> 00:49:04.599
I would go to the bath the
well. Remember the well was right across

767
00:49:04.639 --> 00:49:07.639
that from that Nickelodeon on sunset.
Yes, remember that bar. I used

768
00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:09.639
to always have birthday parties. Every
time I would walk by from my own

769
00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:13.960
birthday party, they just slim me. Why not. I'll tell you about

770
00:49:13.960 --> 00:49:15.960
that. Yeah right, guys,
Okay, I I

