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Hey, look mean hello everybody.
Welcome, Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast,

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the show that's usually about things,
but today it's about a pedophile do

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I don't know how to introduce this. That's such a blunt way to put

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it. Disgusting, blights on humanity. That's why don't you have a seat?

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So I really, how do we? I can't believe he got caught

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again. I I can. I
just it's so you. I guess my

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brain would like my brain goes like
you get caught doing something like that,

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and you would assume that they would
be like, oh shit, that was

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a close one. I better not
do that again. On account of that

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was a close one. He dodged
jail, prison, but he's he's back

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at it again, Ladies and gentlemen, an official video out. Yeah,

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because all I saw was the little
clip that was circulating or not even a

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clip. It was like a well, yeah it was a clip. It

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was a clip. It was a
clip of like it was editing five seconds

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or something. I have no I
don't know. I don't know who.

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I have no idea. He's a
mythical creature at this point. Is is

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a content creator that goes and he
makes really stupid videos, kind of counterpointing

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things like, oh me hanging out
in the most racist town in America,

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me doing all these stupid things like
that, and Pokemane. He's got a

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beef with Logan Paul recently. He's
been like, right, okay, I

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remember Ember, remembering everything. Man, he's a very he's very, very

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very popular for the young one,
the young dumbs. He but he but

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I mean to his credit, I
mean, I really mean to to his

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credit. And this he called ADP. But catch ADP with with with little

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kid pussy is like catching a fly
with shit. It's gonna happen, clearly,

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clearly. It takes no skill.
Yeah it doesn't. It kind of

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it does kind of make it does
kind of make it seem less impressive than

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anyone was able to catch him in
the first place. That this guy was

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like, I feel like I could
catch him now, well do agree?

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Now? The thing about before,
I think is really not us, Like

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this is a content creator, So
I don't think. I don't think he

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understands the vastness of his his fan
base and his family, his little dumb

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kids. Yeah, yeah, of
course it was like this. I was

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like, he's wearing a cupcake costume. Yeah, it was like, that's

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funny but also stupid as shit.
That's kind of I don't know. I

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kind of like that, I kind
of I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know this guy, right, I don't know. I don't

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think he's a bad I don't know
anything about it, but I think it's

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it is funny to catch a pedophile
dresses beef with pokemone because I was a

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big one. And remember, oh
my god, remember watching the guy come

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on the was hilarious. That was
I will never think that this is looking

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the biggest nut ever on a poke
made on his phone like a beat monster.

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I had two phones because he was
recording his christ Okay, alright,

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he's a beam. That was a
moment. What was that wasn't was like

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he was like making fun of her
about like how she was just like kind

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of like him, and how we're
going back about something. And then he

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showed that picture of her without makeup, who I think looks like a Dutch

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woman from somewhere else but little.
I showed it to Lily and my friends

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smoking and they were like, oh, that looks like her. That looks

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nothing like her. In the image. To me, I don't care if

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anybody says it looks like it could
be her, but she she's a bit

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that wasn't I think it was a
profile picture for a minute picture Pokemon without

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makeup, and she does not look
particularly great in that picture. She looks

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she looked normal. I don't think
I looks old. I just feel like

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I don't think some other women that
I've seen that where she doesn't. She

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doesn't look bad, she doesn't look
she doesn't look she looks like she looks

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like but she looks like she looks
like a person. She looks like a

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person without makeup. So she looks
first pubs in her name at least for

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me, Oh yeah yeah. So
to me, like like it's it's not

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the way that people were behaving.
People were trying to really drag her,

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And I was like, she doesn't
look that bad. She looks like,

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you know, not great. To
me, she looks how she looks without

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makeup. But I don't think she's
I feel kind of, you know,

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there's the whole thing, like the
the dude the in cel fantasy where they

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they've never actually been around real like
women look different without makeup. Do you

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remember it. Do you do you
guys remember when when they were complaining,

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well not they like I don't know
who the fuck this was. But like

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I remember seeing like a big discourse
about Horizon Forbidden West when that came out,

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because they were like high res images
of her face and you could see

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like oh the pair the peach fuzz. Yeah, and and there were people

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and there were people like they gave
her fucking facial hair. I was like,

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Oh, these people have never these
people have never seen a woman in

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person. Were crazy. That's everyone
has little bits of hair on if you

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know everywhere. That's what I mean. Well, that's we're convinced. You

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don't have to convince us, like
you don't have to just that that can't

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be real, dude, Like I
was like, you're lying. That was

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a really definitely was happening. No, it definitely. It reminds me of

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being a kid when I thought,
uh, since I hadn't seen a guy

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with long hair, like when I
was really young, I just thought like,

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oh, I guess men can't boys
can't have long hair. And then

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what's that that was introduced to me. It was kind of like, oh

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shit, I didn't know because I'm
a dumb fucking kid and it come to

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four or whatever. I don't know
any better. Yeah, but then so

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it is it's like these people are
stunted. Yeah I thought I thought until

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like maybe I thought I thought until
like maybe like six or seven, that

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women just didn't have hair on their
legs, you know what I mean.

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It's like I just never. I
never if it's like, why would I

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why would you think otherwise? I
never never either, So I don't I

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was just like, Okay, I
definitely didn't have on my legs when I

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was seven either. Like that's that's
the thing too. It's like a kid,

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you don't have it, and you're
like, yeah, I don't know.

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I remember that I thought I thought
girls through their butts for a little

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longer than I should crazy a little
like I was maybe like I was maybe

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like it was like eight or not
right, right, So the thing but

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the thing to me, right is
that like that's a reasonable that's a that's

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a reasonable lack of information to have
when you're a fucking infant or a child.

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So they so the idea that there
were people there were people online getting

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into heated arguments. The fact that
there were people who were online who were

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old enough to even understand what it
was to get into a heated argument in

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the first place. I never watching
talking about that porn the first time when

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it see a bush and they're like, dude, it's so I don't know

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man, that that It reminds me
of that though. It kind of kind

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of blows my mind that people just
don't know that makeup is a thing,

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and also that everybody has hair on
the pedophilet a pedophile, like like,

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yeah, the ginion caught DP.
The video isn't out yet as far as

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I know, Like, there were
a bunch of people talk talking that it

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was fake, but it's clearly not. There's no we're not at a point

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right now where you can AI videos
to be that realistic looking at least not

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a stupid joke. I really pray
it's not a stupid I don't think it's

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a stupid joke, but I hope
it's not. I really hope it's But

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how would it be. I don't
know why would agree crazy modern content creators

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don't they just it's it's about content, it's not the machine exactly. So

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Like I don't think I don't think
anyone be ridiculous enough to do that.

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At the same time, people believe
that Logan Paul made up the whole suicide

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forest thing, which doesn't sound crazy
with me at all. The whole suicide

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forest thing about Logan Paul making it
up so like nothing sounds exactly crazy.

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Like I'm at the point in my
life where I believe a content creator will

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make up the idea that their mom
will die for clout for a video and

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then their mom not die, Like
I'm at that point. I just like

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I believe I can do that.
I mean, that's to me, it

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sounds like it's actually less crazy when
you think about it, when you actually

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think about it. But he thought
him again is wild. It's the thing

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that's so wild about it is because
like I used to watch Catchpredator. Loved

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that show. There was there's like
a famous guy, This guy's awesome.

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He got caught twice. This was
before they were getting arrested, of course,

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so then he caught another the same
guy that very next day, before

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twenty four hours had passed, Adam
McDonald's supposed to meet up with like a

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little kid of McDonald's and then Chris
Hanson's like out of the twenty years I've

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been doing this. I've never seen
anything. And the guy just kept saying,

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I was just kidding something to eat. I was just kidding somebody.

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It's great, Okay, I understand
this. I was just play place.

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Yeah. Yeah, these dummies getting
caught again. That that doesn't surprise me.

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It was a long time ago.
They didn't really understand the internet that

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well edp was born on the Internet. He got trolled the first time by

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non law enforcement people, so why
would it not be that again. That's

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what's hard to believe this time that
I'm like, how do you bro it

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was fake? It was always fake. There was nothing even like not like

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an entrapment thing. And it's like, all right, so that was a

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huge sting operation. This time it's
actually a real person. It's like,

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no, it was just a fake
troll to fuck with you. And then

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they fucking did their Chris Hansen's type
thing. How is it not going to

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be this again? It's it's it's
hard to believe. I mean, I

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really need to see this video too, because from looking at it, it's

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how can it not? There's no
way this can be fake. But then

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at the same time, I'm like, there's a piece of my brain.

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That's like, are we getting taken
for a ride? If EEDP, if

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EEDP is collaborating with someone where he
gets caught looking for a kid again,

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then that's that's good enough for me. Man. If he thinks that that's

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a smart thing to do for him, even more entertaining than him just getting

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caught again, because then it's like
where where did Yeah? Like where is

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your brain even go? Man?
Like, yeah, I know what it

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is. I'm gonna lean into the
pedophile thing, like, holy shit,

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dude, Yeah, it's just crazy. It's not You're not a heel,

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it's just like pedophiles. I'm a
guy. I need to see this thing

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always see. He streamed about it
two days ago, but I think he

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just mentioned it briefly because he has
like a like a five hour stream And

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yeah, yeah, the video is
not out yet at the time that we're

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recording this. Maybe it'll be out
by the time this is out. Fucking

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better be man, I need to
see it. Let's assume, like what

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do we think it is? Like, how do we assume? Let's assume

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since it won't be out, and
since it won't be out by the time

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we're finished with this episode, right, and it might be live, maybe

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serendipitously the same day this episode goes
live. We don't know. Let's just

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pretend like we've seen it already.
Okay, let's pretending we've seen in it.

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Oh man, I can't I can't
believe he tried to meet a little

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boy at a Toyota financing office.
That's crazy. I can't believe that ship

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you know that. Yeah, He's
like, meet me at the Toyota financing

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office, maybe at the dealership.
I'm gonna be in that tiny room that

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the parents leave their kids in with
like the little roller coaster abacus. Uh,

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and and you can come meet me
in there and then we can we

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can suck and fuck until the cops
come. And he and I can't believe

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he felt for that. I can't
believe he just was like, oh well,

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I mean and he gets there and
he goes like, I mean it's

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all right. I mean, uh, I don't know, man, it's

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a crazy video. Fuck, I
mean it was. It's crazy how like

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Matt he got that the kid wasn't
actually there. He was like or mad

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that the kid wasn't there, that
he got physical crazy that he It's crazy

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that he brought uh, he brought
a bible with him for the for the

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kid to sign. That was like
a weird like I don't know what has

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been going on in the world of
DV, but that's that was a crazy

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revelation that I was not expected.
I really wasn't expected. Almost he started.

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I didn't expect him to start actually
eating Gideon. He just ye.

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It was pretty much when he took
that when he took that big, like

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cartoonishly like, when he took that
perfectly segmented like cartoon cookie bite out of

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gideon shoulder when not fucking neck,
it was wild. Bro. I was

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like, whoa dude, that guy's
gonna die. Yeah. When's neck was

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like kind of hanging on by a
thread, I couldn't believe what I was

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seeing. I thought, surely this
must be doctored, but in fact it

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was not. I thought, surely
this must be shot. I thought,

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surely this can't be a real thing. I just can't be really true.

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We saw it, we saw its. Let's assume that's let's assume that's how

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we caught him. He caught him
in a Toyota's financing office, and and

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and eedp bit a chunk out of
his neck and then that's dude, that's

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funny. As I remember, I
remember hearing the phrase rest and piss recently,

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and that'sh so fucking funny and disrespect
for of me. You've never heard

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resting piss before. I heard it
recently. I didn't really hear it before.

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It's such a state to somebody rested
a bit. That's crazy to get

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it. You've never heard that before? Yeah, man, I don't know.

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Man. So here's the real question, right, is eedp He's like

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this is like, this is laughing
at this is like laughing at like that

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chicken across the road joke. To
me, I really can't believe this is

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the first time you've heard, dude, rest in pisces. I've never heard

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it before, and this is so
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I'm a little Where have you been? I don't know because I always said

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rest rest, I heard rest in
piece, rest in pieces, but I've

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never heard rest in piss until like
maybe like a year or two ago.

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And I was like, Yo,
this is fucking funny as funny. That's

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not even recent. That's that's not
even recent enough for you to have found

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it. That's funny because I've really
made fun of somebody dying and recently and

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I kind of like took my gas
off that Oh my god, speaking of

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people dying. Fucking smash Mouth.
Yeah, that fucking guy. Oh,

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I'm a dead star. That's going
to happen. Now, that's gonna happen.

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We're just going to immediately impersonate the
dead person dead, cold old dead,

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never respect, show respect on the
show. I'm dead. I'm gonna

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de guy. That's pretty good play
on you. They had the means had

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trek at the funeral, holy relaxed
bound dead bet now now now now no

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dead burn out man. You can't
breathe if you're not alive. I can't.

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You can't grow, you know,
disrespectful. Well anyway, look,

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fucking I don't know the guy's name, but rest in peace to uh to

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uh shash Mouth. Let's I've always
just called him smash Mouths. His name

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is smash Mouth. Yeah, his
name is smash Mouth smash Mouth recipes because

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the band's gone for sure at this
point. Guy, Well, I mean

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people replace their dead singers all the
fucking time, you know, like that,

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didn't he recently show up in the
place and do something weird. Well,

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oh he did something. I think
he was like an alcoholic. That's

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why he died. Yeah, he
was a raging alcoholic. His fucking liver

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exploded or something. Steve Harwell,
Yeah, there was something about him doing

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he was like ranting to a crowd, right or something? Yeah, something

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he was talking shit. Yeah,
uh Steve Harwell crowd rant Maybe I feel

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like yeah yeah. Twenty twenty one. Smash mouth singer Steve Harwell threatens fan

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in wild concert video. I'll fucking
kill your whole family, I swear to

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guy. Yeah, that's it.
That is there. You go, man,

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We need we need more people like
him. Did that start coming in

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and don't stop coming? Poor guy? I wonder how Crake is gonna handle

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this. Now you hit the ground
running. I can't drink, so I'm

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gonna die, gonna come back because
a ghost for fun? What do you?

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All right? All right? How
do you feel some kids with a

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loaded gun? Hey? Now all
right, anyway, he's dead. Hey,

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let's move on. I'm a corpse. Now, let's run. Ethan

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Ralph. Ethan Ralph is in the
fucking uh again, dead and I'm making

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fun of the fact that he's dead. I'm gonna keep doing. He can't

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stop me. I think that has
to be that. That's kind of that's

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an arc. Now on our show, we respect, We respect the dead.

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Bye punching down. That's crazy anyway, Ethan Ralph, Uh, it's

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doing that. I actually don't know
what he was doing, so I don't

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know. I just saw him trending
for some reason. You didn't see anything.

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I don't know anything. Ah shit. I was hoping that like you

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actually knew, because I don't know
that much. I know some all right,

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I don't see I think there was. I saw one post about him

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like doing like he was like reflecting. He was like, you know what,

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I decided to forgive or something.
But it's really just because he's living

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a fucking sad life Mexico the only
thing I see. Yeah, so I'm

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pretty sure to evade like responsibility of
everything. He moved to Mexico and like

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the shittiest house with like mold in
the rooms and ship, and he had

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his newborn kids. Apparently the kid's
flying, I guess, but who knows.

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If it's gonna grow up with problems
from health problems, probably mentally gonna

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be fucked because of being Ethan Row's
kid. But that's a really yeah,

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that's a bad situation, man.
But so here's here's here's the here's the

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here's the reason. Right, so
he posted this thing. I've been doing

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a lot of thinking about things.
You gotta read it. Like Ethan Ralph,

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you know he talks, all right. I don't know how he talks.

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I just I just imagine Southern voice. He sounds like this. All

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sound like that. Why why do
they sound like Christian? All of that?

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That's so fucking crazy. It's like
high Southern Ethan Ralph. I've got

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work to do. I'm Christian.
I've been doing a lot of thinking about

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it, all right, So I'll
try it. I'll try it. I've

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been doing a lot of thinking about
things. Kind of hard not to.

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I've decided to forgive my wife and
even her father for her for their transgressions

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against me. I apologize to them
for my comments as well, even though

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I never expect that to really be
accepted. I simply fell off due to

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repeat it, trolling from him,
rubbing the fact that I can't see my

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daughter in my face, et cetera. My wife seemed to encourage it.

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I don't know it's some fun.
I don't know, it's some he's trying

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to be sad or something. I
don't care, Like, I'm not really

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it's a really long it's a really
long fucking thing. The issue is like,

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this would be a lot more sad
if Ethan Ralph was even remotely redeemable.

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But he really is not. Like
it's it's it's really not even clothing.

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Ralph does only bad playthroughs. He's
never decided to exclusive. He doesn't.

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He doesn't. He doesn't get they're
bad either, Like you're like,

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yo, why you've been He's like, what do you mean this game?

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He's like that, just what is
it that you are trying to? It?

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Should do eight something? He sound
like the cradles what how do you

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know? You sound like you know
there's content. It's I love I love

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that. People say that's Pewter to
Pine in his son. I think that's

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so funny. I think that is
so people. Oh yeah, did you

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guys see that? Did you guys
see that weird post about about him being

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uh was it the peak of white? He was talking of the talking.

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There was a there was a there
was a post about him having like a

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virgin wife or something, which was
like crazy, Yeah, apparently apparently I

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think she waited to bang till marriage. I've never seen information about that,

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but apparently these in self freaks know
about this. Imagine knowing about that taking

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pride. I mean, like I'm
gonna I'm so I love him for that

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first. I'm so proud of him. Such freaks. Man, it's weird.

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Man, it's fine. It's fine
if it's I mean, it's fine.

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If you don't you know what I
mean, it's not like whatever,

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it's fine, but it is fine. I guess it's like it's not but

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it's not if that's someone, if
that's if that's what someone wants to do,

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Like it's like all right, I
can't understand it personally, but like

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fine, whatever, it's not like
it's not like a huge deal. But

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also to care about it to the
point where you're like, bro, he

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fucking rocked King of the Whites now
he said, I can't believe VI.

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First of all, he's not King
of a white Who do you think would

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be the King of the Whites if
there was someone who would genuinely real if

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there was so, this is so, this motherfucker's so, But would it

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be Would it be somebody that everybody
just unanimously agrees, like everybody's like this,

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this is king? Or is it
somebody who takes it by force?

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That's that's that's that's easy. That's
intriguing because because the king of the whites

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being white, they gotta take it
by force. That's how they work.

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Who who wants to celebrate the the
the dictator, the the that people.

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A lot of people love for the
king man people people love historically speaking,

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historically speaking, kings have always loved, like had a lot of a weird

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amount of support, despite the fact
that they were just literally just dictators.

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But who the I don't know,
I like, I feel like that's propaganda,

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you know. I don't think it's
like real. Yeah, maybe I

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don't know. Maybe love kings?
What are you talking about? Bro?

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What look at look at the look
at all of the kings throut Europe.

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People love them what they were,
Henry the seventh, Henry the sixth,

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the Kenny James, the King of
Queens, they were still I can see

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people love though. Yeah, everybody
loved the King of Queens people. There's

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why that show is a household name. Shows like Kings you're about to tell

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me that everyone loves the king John
Hoon and ship dude, people in the

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streets. But people adoration in the
streets love kings. It is a thing

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because they hold on, hold on
about this. Let's let's think about it

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in a modern shut up, let's
think about it in a modern way.

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Let's think about it in a modern
lens. Think about how many people love

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Trump for no good reason. Yeah, I'm thinking of those people. I'm

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thinking those people have always existed.
Those I think like everybody. I'm thinking

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of everybody else that's like normal and
recognizing the poverty and the heavily tax being

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taxed. I'm thinking they're thinking of
people. You're thinking of people are key?

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You are thinking of people that you
personally would like. You are using

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You're you're stupid post post. I
wanted to read it real quick. It's

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an intriguing fucking question though, like
who is king of the whites? I

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just want to give some context way
you guys are thinking about this. So

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the post says it's from this his
name is spirit actual in cell like that

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already kind of says everything. So
this is why he thinks he's the king.

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Uh So, beauty pie one not
life fit, well, red and

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handy. You already like, say, excellent gamer, I don't. I

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don't know that good looking. I
agree. I think he's a good looking

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guys. Obviously not too famous.
That's well, he's not too famous because

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because there's something there's a there's a
layer between internet celebrity and and real celebrity.

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There's a layer because I mean,
like, but he's at the peak

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of celebrity. Sure, I mean, okay, fair enough, whatever,

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Okay, so never has to work
again. Sure, Virgin wife lives in

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the safest, most high tech place
on Earth. Legend to his peers,

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welcomes his firstborn namesome after a Viking
absolute king. All that shit put together,

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you see, there's subtle hints,
subtle hints of white supremecy, white

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supremacy, just a little seasoned on
there, like it's like the it's like

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and it's stuff that, and it
stuff that. Feelings himself would be like

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what he's like, what do you? What are doing this? You'd be

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like, when I start doing this, I just thought a Viking name sounds

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like dope lives in this I'm Swedish, most high tech place on Earth.

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The word like the safest thing really
too, Like he lives in the whitest

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fucking country. He lives in Japan. Listen, moved to Japan, that

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is very He lives in that most
enviously white, leaking white country envies the

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whites. So okay, So my
mistake. I thought he was talking about

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Sweden, so all right. Uh
and then and then if you look,

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somebody sent this to me where it's
just his reply and it just says all

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hail King of the Whites with the
picture of him, and it's so weird.

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I gotta say, you know,
he thinks they're losers. That's what's

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so funny. What's so funny that
it's like I guarantee, I promise you

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if beat if I saw that post, he rolled his eyes so hard.

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Don't you know him? Don't you
know this to be like I've talked to

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him like a very brief I wouldn't
say I know him, like I had

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interacted with him definitely a few times, but like not not really. It's

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weird that I know enough, I
know enough about him to know that he

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would absolutely roll his eyes with that, though I do know that, uh,

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King of the Whites. That's crazy. Who would be who would it

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be there? I think it's Keanu
Reeves wouldn't want that power though he wouldn't

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he want. I think he's the
one that sits at the throne of whites,

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like he's the one that throne of
whites is. Like the one thing

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is they would have to accept it. That's the only feel like want.

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I don't think he would never accept
it. It's a good question. We

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should have an election. I think
I don't. I wouldn't agree with the

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election. I wouldn't agree with this, but I think a lot of people

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would probably go with Tom Cruise and
he would definitely accept it. I think

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you're right. Yeah, I was
thinking Tom would be it would It has

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has to be a blatant white,
right, So it can't be like one

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of them. It can't be one
of the like the sort of whites,

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rightla, like one of the hybrid
whites, like Jason Momoa. But he's

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he's he's a hybrid white, you
know. Yeah, No, no,

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no, I can't be. Maybe
maybe John Cena. That's pretty John got

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too much Chinese Chinese think on him
now, thought too much, too much?

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You got too much Chinese color on
him now, way too much pinching

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dude. Nope, all right,
he got too much. Dogs about what

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about? So? What about?
What about the one that we love,

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Henry Cavill. I would love him
to be king. He would be I

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would have wanted that would actually be
like, pray, you're probably right,

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Uh, you're probably, but there's
more. You would be like praise the

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sun. Ye to say, I
would What I was gonna say was if

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there let's just say, in this
realm, there is there in this reality,

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there is an actual white king in
any other scenario, any other person,

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and any other person, I would
be like, fuck that, I'm

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not going to acknowledge that is real. However, if Henry Cavill stepped up

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and was the white king, I
would respect that he is like, I'm

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now the king of whites. And
Derek literally falls to his knees and he

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fears. He falls to his knee, his legs buckle, his legs slam

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into each other, and he's like, yes, Lord, yes, yes,

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you are the kid. The foundation, the foundation of his legs crumble,

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like he kneels, like his legs
fold the way a dog's legs fold.

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Yeah, Like you fall down and
you're crying and tearing and shaking.

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You're like yes, yes, yes, yes, your majesty, and JoJo's

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like what's wrong with you? And
You're like, he's finally ascended to the

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throne. Don't you get it?
Don't you get our king is here.

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I'll look at her and just be
like, that's my king. That's that's

405
00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:23.000
your king, Jojo, look you
beautiful, look at you gaze upon him

406
00:31:23.039 --> 00:31:27.240
and no beauty. I accepted.
I accepted. I was thinking my head

407
00:31:27.319 --> 00:31:30.680
wife. For some reason. The
first thing my head went to was Brian

408
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:34.839
Cranston because you know what I mean
king, because I love He's not a

409
00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:37.279
king though, but do you know
what I mean when I say that,

410
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:42.920
like like he if you imagine a
king, if you imagine a king like

411
00:31:44.200 --> 00:31:48.880
Brian Kankston and Brian Crankston in the
role of a king is pretty. It's

412
00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:52.839
pretty. That is a is banging
casting. But also he wouldn't he that's

413
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:56.839
he wouldn't accept it either. He's
too down to earth. He's in like

414
00:31:56.880 --> 00:31:59.279
the picket lines with people and stuff
like, he's not he's not gonna be

415
00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:01.599
people. I've seen him, a
bunch of our friends have seen him multiple

416
00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:09.640
times. Just had a conversation.
Yeah, he would never and and to

417
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:13.839
be fair, stay at him.
Henry Cavill probably wouldn't accept it either because

418
00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:15.359
he'd be like, I just want
to play Walhammer. Yeah, that's exactly

419
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:21.720
what happened. I want to work
out and play Warhammer. He he is

420
00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:23.799
the king of the fucking in cells
though, like he's not in they make

421
00:32:23.880 --> 00:32:29.720
him British. He's definitely, he's
absolutely British, all right. I wish

422
00:32:29.960 --> 00:32:31.960
he's too good looking, he's too
looking to be but he is British.

423
00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:39.000
He was. He's an imported brit
Yeah, he's definitely, Like he's not

424
00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:44.200
he's not old British for like for
sure, like he came from somewhere else.

425
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:47.799
He doesn't have those genetics. Yeah, bro, it's insane. It

426
00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:54.279
is insane how they look so odd
and because they're so inbred. That's why

427
00:32:54.359 --> 00:32:59.319
the mixed people that are so beautiful, because they have a little bit of

428
00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:02.400
different something else. Yeah. Final
first it's the first chance they've had a

429
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:08.200
little bit of African and them and
it's like crack too beautiful. They're like

430
00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:15.559
whoa who. When I was the
mixed girls were so pretty, it was

431
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:21.359
great. They were all just beautiful, light skin black women mixed girls are

432
00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:24.880
pretty though. That's this hybridization,
that's how it works. Yeah, but

433
00:33:27.319 --> 00:33:29.759
they were all like, if I
have, like I have a son,

434
00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:30.720
I'm gonna tell him he's ugly as
shit, you know what I mean.

435
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:34.359
It's kind of like, Yo,
I'm gonna take him down a peg.

436
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:36.079
I don't want to get to do
you have to take him down a peg?

437
00:33:36.119 --> 00:33:37.200
Yeah, you have to detray his
confidence because the rest of the world

438
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:39.519
build up for him. Yeah,
you have to. You have to hena

439
00:33:39.519 --> 00:33:43.519
be tall too. He's gonna be
what he's gonna He's definitely gonna be tall

440
00:33:43.559 --> 00:33:45.039
at me. Like, that's my
first of all, my mom's side of

441
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:49.319
the family, they're all giants except
for her. Then you have JoJo's family,

442
00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:52.680
They're They're like, he's gonna be
a fucking giant and he's gonna be

443
00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:53.960
gorgeous, And I'm gonna take him
down a peg. I wanna make him

444
00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:58.000
believe that he's an ugly fucking monster, just so like he like, you

445
00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:01.319
know, I wanted to stay in
reality. Let him knows better than this

446
00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:05.599
motherfucker. You know what's scary.
If I have a kid and he observes

447
00:34:05.720 --> 00:34:08.880
my jeans, he's gonna be a
big black Mexican kid, and that's just

448
00:34:09.039 --> 00:34:15.000
dangerous because one of the limitters on
Mexicans is they're small. That's one of

449
00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:17.880
the few limitters nature put on that
dude. He's gonna be like he's gonna

450
00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:21.079
do all the Mexican be so jealous. He's gonna be saying the fucking in

451
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:23.159
word like all the time, and
he can be saying that he can.

452
00:34:23.880 --> 00:34:27.639
He's gonna be saying it all the
time. He's gonna build like, he's

453
00:34:27.639 --> 00:34:31.960
gonna build structures way faster than everybody
else. He's gonna be strugg It's stronger

454
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:37.679
than it's nuts. It's gonna build
structure that the wall is gonna be that

455
00:34:37.800 --> 00:34:42.079
wall. That wall is gonna be
nothing to him. You so like you

456
00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:45.400
sound like a fucking slave master.
Just fu, Where did you go,

457
00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:49.800
Chris? Where did you go?
You did? Camera just went out?

458
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:52.880
Oh didn't really? Yeah, I
just went out. We can still hear

459
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:54.320
you though it's still it's still recording
on my end. So it's like,

460
00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:59.400
it's not that having Derek in the
middle of last episode for me. Yeah,

461
00:34:59.559 --> 00:35:02.280
it's he's gonna be the Apex Mexican
dude. He's gonna be the King

462
00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:09.599
of the Mexicans Mexican. That is
a fucking wild concept. Apex Mexican.

463
00:35:09.800 --> 00:35:15.559
Who's the current day who's the current
day Apex Mexican? Would you say George?

464
00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:19.719
He's like he's like maybe the king
of the Mexicans. Maybe, but

465
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:25.079
like if the Mexican is he Mexican? Or who is he? Daniel Trejos,

466
00:35:25.079 --> 00:35:34.159
Oh my god, you might be
Yeah, he's the king. Who

467
00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:37.719
that's a question? Who's the apex
nigga? I don't think you're out,

468
00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:39.800
don't. I don't think you're gonna
like the answer to that question. Who

469
00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:44.639
who's the Apex? Who's the Apex? Oh? Yeah, never, no,

470
00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:47.880
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, Like like Hillary Clint said

471
00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:52.840
superpredators, but wait, what are
you talking about? Who did you say?

472
00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:59.920
Who's the most Who's the most powerful
nigga? By far? Samuelson?

473
00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:06.079
Oh? Oh, j Simpson killed
somebody and got away with it. Old

474
00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:10.360
Jason is the greatest nigga. Simpson
has the greatest nigga feet, He has

475
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:15.920
the greatest has the feet of nigga
dry but he has the Oldbama feet.

476
00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:20.280
You know, you are right,
You are right that Obama killed a lot

477
00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:23.400
of people. Why are you looking
at his feet? That's weird Obama had.

478
00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:32.440
The thing about Obama is that like, yes, he killed the many,

479
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:37.440
many more people than oh Jay Simpson
did. However, that was also

480
00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:39.599
just his job to do that,
you know, like that's just like the

481
00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:45.079
president is. That's what they do, is they just kill thousands with no

482
00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:50.280
moral impunity, impurity to be washed
on the record. O Jay was a

483
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:54.719
who was a football playing actors with
men who stood out of it. He

484
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:59.719
stepped out of his lane a little
bit with that little spree grand dream.

485
00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:04.880
He could have grandly, he could
have been the king, but he squandered

486
00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:13.000
his power and he is a forgot
He jest Sam Jackson. Honestly, I

487
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:16.519
would I would have to say,
if I'm gonna be, if I'm gonna

488
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:20.679
be as far as like pop culture
goes, I gotta give it to Michael

489
00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:27.639
Jordan. Give Michael Jordan absolutely.
When Shack, I would say, I

490
00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:31.159
would prefer when you Michael Jordan is
the goat. No, it would have

491
00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:35.320
to be Shack because he's so ridiculously
big that he seems like a kid,

492
00:37:35.719 --> 00:37:39.440
like if you put a robe,
like he would look like you know those

493
00:37:39.679 --> 00:37:43.840
you know, those you know that, you know what Elden ring that that

494
00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:47.880
dear boss. Yeah, how like
how like it's like one of these before.

495
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:52.760
I've seen one of these before.
But that's like really big. That's

496
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:57.280
that's what that would be. Like. Shack in a crown would be ten

497
00:37:57.360 --> 00:38:00.360
feet tall probably, And that's so
scary. On Shack. Shack looks like

498
00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:04.840
one piece. You're not some one
piece. Characters are just larger humans.

499
00:38:05.239 --> 00:38:09.000
That is how Shack looks compared to
regular people. Just a big version of

500
00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:15.119
So in the Kingdom, so the
Kingdom, So hold on, so you

501
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:19.440
have the Kingdom. I'm going Shack. I can't. I can't. Samuel

502
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:22.440
Jackson's great, but Samuel Jackson would
be like when you realize how much money

503
00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:24.880
he's made, you know, we
have how much money he's He's the most

504
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:28.719
wealthy. It's not about money,
man, It's not about money. If

505
00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:30.000
it was about if it was about
money, then I would go back to

506
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:37.159
Michael Jordan's. No, he I
think I think sam Rich. Now,

507
00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:45.639
Samuel Jackson is Derek Derek Marvel money
Derek Samuel Jackson's do you understand how much

508
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:51.320
money he made off of the fucking
Jordan's alone. I understand. No,

509
00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:52.920
no, no, no, no, no, no, no dude,

510
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:54.639
no, Derek, Dude, when
you look, I didn't think. I

511
00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:59.119
didn't think about the shoes. I
forgot about the shoes. The shoes,

512
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:02.719
shoes alone, LU understand even take
it? Okay, look at look how

513
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:09.960
much he's made. Man, he's
he's crazy. You're like, look,

514
00:39:10.039 --> 00:39:15.840
because of how much money has been
generated from Jordan's, it is just obscene

515
00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:20.119
to think that it's anywhere near anything
an actor is made. It's kind of

516
00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:22.679
like, I think it's mind boggling
to even put them in the same fucking

517
00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:29.519
shit. Yeah, Michael Jordan is
worth two billion, two billion dollars Samalescent,

518
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:34.000
it's not worthwi even fucking like the
fact that you would think it's closes

519
00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:36.760
insane. I totally forgot about the
shop, so I was thinking, like,

520
00:39:36.840 --> 00:39:39.719
oh, just basketball forever. No, he's probably like, yeah,

521
00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:45.360
like a good totally have I have
not thought about Jordan's. Yeah, as

522
00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:49.039
a shoe. Shoot, what are
we doing? We should? What are

523
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:52.719
we doing? We should make a
shoe? Doing doing all this work for

524
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:54.719
it? We could just make a
shoe and make kids. You know what's

525
00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:58.199
crazy? What are we doing?
Know what's crazy? The Jordan's sales as

526
00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:00.920
stinkers have plummeted extreme eight tens before
because before, back in the day,

527
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:06.360
the Jordans were these sneakers. They
were like the sneakers, and now they're

528
00:40:06.400 --> 00:40:09.079
not even like they're still people still
buy obviously, like I just bought Lily

529
00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:13.880
a pair of pandas Jordan Jordan's Two's. You know, I have a pair.

530
00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:15.559
I have like three pairs of Jordan's, but I don't really wear them,

531
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:20.519
not like my go to shoes.
But they used to be like super

532
00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:24.280
popular. Now people buy Adidas a
lot, people buy like any because people

533
00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:27.719
people do a lot of collabs,
not people, but as by people's collabs

534
00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:30.760
now and the Jordan's like eighty five
number one anymore. I think rappers all

535
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:36.880
now have replaced like say, basketball
shoes are still popular, but I think

536
00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:39.320
rappers putting out their own shoes is
more popular. Like when Yeezis were so

537
00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:43.159
successful, it kind of like really
paved the way for people being like,

538
00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:45.480
shit, I can become a mainstay. I can I can have like my

539
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:50.679
own shoe and not just be like
you know, because it useduld just be

540
00:40:50.800 --> 00:40:53.400
like, oh, the Kobe's.
That's because Kanye what Kanye has done is

541
00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:59.000
that Kanye made a lame where people
can actually sort of afford like real designer

542
00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:05.119
shoes people are wearing. We want
to make a shoe. We got a

543
00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:08.440
shoe, let's make it. Can
we just rip off like Doc Martins,

544
00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:15.519
but like I want to steal Doc
Martins straight up. Take Converse, bro

545
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:17.800
and let's like start selling converses,
dud and the like, these are ours

546
00:41:17.880 --> 00:41:23.280
now love to like, yeah,
chuck tanks. You know it's called tanks,

547
00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:30.760
people, what are you doing?
We'll make converse. Well we'll make

548
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:32.599
well, we'll just make converse,
but we'll have like a whole cutout so

549
00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:37.159
everybody can see each other's pinkies.
And that'll be if that'll be the t

550
00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:42.159
that'll that'll make it, that'll make
it transformative. That's so everybody, So

551
00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:45.079
that so that everybody chim fantastic is
how you said? So we can,

552
00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:49.639
so we can we can so that'll
be our thing. It's like that'll be

553
00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:52.519
that'll be the way that we protect
ourselves from copyright. In French, we

554
00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:55.320
just it's just converse, but you
can see the pinkies, because more often

555
00:41:55.360 --> 00:41:59.960
than not, the weirdest toe is
the pinkie and everybody with those shoes,

556
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:01.320
we'll be able to laugh at everybody
else with those shoes. He's like,

557
00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:06.760
you got a gross, fucking weird
Like why is your pick nail slimmer than

558
00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:12.039
a staple? That's so weird.
So we got chuck chanks. And the

559
00:42:12.119 --> 00:42:15.800
second thing we're gonna do because one
thing that has explode on the market and

560
00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:19.719
I hate it is crocus. We're
gonna do yeah, yeah, yeah,

561
00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:22.000
we got so we do comrags,
we're gonna do. We're gonna do chuck

562
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:25.679
tanks. And then we're gonna do
gators, but not alligators shoes. We're

563
00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:29.719
gonna make crocs. We're is calm
gators, that's it, and like we'll

564
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:31.960
just skil their design, make them
a little bit pointier because you know,

565
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:37.159
you know, gators have like longer
narrow snouts and ship we're just gonna make

566
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:39.880
we should make them. We should
make shoe. We should make every time,

567
00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:47.880
no exceptions. It doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter at all. It's

568
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:52.880
better if it's it's better if it
doesn't make sense. In fact, so

569
00:42:53.239 --> 00:42:58.039
we'll have gators that the really it'll
be like a three foot long shoe regardless

570
00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:02.360
of size, and the holes.
The holes in the crocs will be triangles

571
00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:12.599
instead, so that they'll be like
a little teeth. Yeah, it's it's

572
00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:16.960
the final ages for sure. Likes
there's not going to be another president.

573
00:43:19.239 --> 00:43:22.840
In the last episode. In the
last episode, in the last episode of

574
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:23.920
the star Take, we were talking
about that guy who was like flipping out

575
00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:29.920
about like the the immersion being broken
in Starfield for for having pronouns and stuff.

576
00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:35.559
To me, the immersion breaking factor
in Starfield is being in space at

577
00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:38.880
all, knowing that how humanity is, like knowing how, like knowing how,

578
00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:43.119
like the trajectory that we are on. The second the second I got

579
00:43:43.199 --> 00:43:45.840
in my own ship, I was
like, we're never getting here. I

580
00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:47.840
don't believe any of this. I
don't believe any of this. You're telling

581
00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:53.000
me people cooperated enough to settle on
different planets and like cooperate. No way,

582
00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:58.000
dude, this is way more fantastical. This is way more fantastical than

583
00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:00.480
fucking Skyrim is. That's fucking crazy. I can't have pronouns in my game.

584
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:04.039
Let me go back to skyrin where
I can be a cat person.

585
00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:12.079
Yeah, it's so fucking silly,
But I realized that, like when people

586
00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:14.800
should sell jokes like that, right, let me make dumb shit like that.

587
00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:17.280
They do not realize that I'm a
cat person. I am a literal

588
00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:23.519
I'm I'm a feline person in this
game. And around is freaking you out.

589
00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:28.119
We're we already talked about it.
We're we're talked about we're getting off

590
00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:30.199
topic. We have to focus on
what we're going to sell. So we've

591
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:34.920
got the we've got the gators,
we've got the chuck and h I think

592
00:44:34.960 --> 00:44:38.000
we should start selling. I personally
think sincerely we should start selling. We

593
00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:44.880
should we should buy. So here's
what we do. We buy sham wows

594
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:52.119
in bulk in bulk, and we
call the official no no we official,

595
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:58.800
we call them we we uh we
We market them as official Snark Tank comrags.

596
00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:01.360
So you can and so so that
way, it's like it's like not

597
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:05.360
only it's like, look it.
It chokes to come right up, and

598
00:45:05.880 --> 00:45:08.199
you know, you can dispose of
it however you want, or you could

599
00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:10.639
leave it, soak it, like
you'd leave it kind of full of like

600
00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:16.920
it like almost like a comb sponge
in some way. And he has a

601
00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:21.920
fucking this thick rag on the floor
and you're like, yo, why is

602
00:45:21.960 --> 00:45:23.920
that rag so thick? It like, yo, it's absolutely filled and a

603
00:45:24.039 --> 00:45:34.440
broom would come. It's as more
come than anything else. It's you know,

604
00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:38.400
you know, you know, we
fuck around, but like I would

605
00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:45.480
love what We may even be the
first people to actually sell com Rags logo

606
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:49.480
on it, and then we just
sell cloths. I'm not but you know

607
00:45:49.639 --> 00:45:52.840
you know the reason why I wouldn't
want to do that. You know why

608
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:55.400
right, you don't want people to
come on our logo? What? Well,

609
00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:58.760
No, people will do that,
and then they'll be like look,

610
00:45:59.559 --> 00:46:05.440
oh they'll show us look yeah,
yeah, don't bring it'll they'll like bring

611
00:46:05.480 --> 00:46:08.920
it. They'll bring it to our
live shows and they'll be like, like

612
00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:12.159
still wet. He's like, oh
sorry, let me bring it out.

613
00:46:12.599 --> 00:46:15.199
And it sounds like someone's pouring a
gallon of milk on the floor. You're

614
00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:20.599
like, yo, what the hell
dude, you got some healthy balls,

615
00:46:20.679 --> 00:46:23.639
man. It's like it's like it's
like it's like when you It's like when

616
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:27.880
you when you're in the shower and
you hold you like you have your arms

617
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:29.800
together and you collect a bunch of
water and then you drop it all at

618
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:35.800
once, just just and then just
drop it and then it's all this weight

619
00:46:35.960 --> 00:46:39.679
just it's like that much anyway.
Yeah, it's one of questions. Yeah,

620
00:46:39.760 --> 00:46:44.119
let's do it. That's an awful
lot of calm, Walter. I

621
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:45.079
think we can make a lot of
money on those come rags. Let me

622
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:52.519
tell you, God, christ to
stop Walter, stop coming on your official

623
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:59.920
stuck take merchand dies well to But
it's like you don't understand, Mike.

624
00:47:00.039 --> 00:47:09.519
It's a comerag it. I'm the
one whom I am the comeragged. I

625
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:15.519
am the one makes the fucking sense
at all. Okay, let's see,

626
00:47:15.639 --> 00:47:23.159
let's see. Oh you anymore?
Hector Salamanca. Okay, I'm afraid I

627
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:28.559
chose the wrong pronouns. I chown
the wrong I chose the wrong pronouns in

628
00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:31.320
Starfield that it made me gay roaded, he says, Hello, Chris Megan

629
00:47:31.400 --> 00:47:37.719
Stewie. I am playing through Sonico
six and Force Unleashed, and I wait

630
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:40.760
Force on Star Wars Force Unleashed,
uh, And I don't remember Unleashed being

631
00:47:40.840 --> 00:47:45.280
buggy and hard to control and the
levels feel uninspired. On the other hand,

632
00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:47.079
Sonico six is less terrible than I
remember, and I actually found myself

633
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:51.519
having fun playing. My question is
what is a game or movie or show

634
00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:54.920
that you loved and went back to
that was better or worse than you remembered

635
00:47:54.960 --> 00:48:00.840
it. You said Force Unleashed for
sure? I think so, yeah you

636
00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:05.880
Or did you say Sonic Unleashed or
some shit? He said Force Unleash,

637
00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:12.000
which is okay, Sonic Leash is
a good game, is actually a game.

638
00:48:13.880 --> 00:48:19.079
Hog is actually not a bad game
whatever, whatever, stupid, stupid,

639
00:48:19.920 --> 00:48:21.440
but it's pretty fun. I just
want to make sure. Okay,

640
00:48:21.480 --> 00:48:23.119
So we said Force Unleashed, Yeah
he did. Yeah, he said Force

641
00:48:23.199 --> 00:48:27.119
Unleash. Okay. I actually kind
of agree with him with the Force a

642
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:29.880
Leash. When I first played it, I was like, yo, this

643
00:48:29.960 --> 00:48:32.079
game's fucking dope. Like I think
it was in like oh eight or something

644
00:48:32.119 --> 00:48:34.679
when I played it, or I
don't remember what year was, but I

645
00:48:34.719 --> 00:48:37.760
remember you go back like I went
back and I was like, dude,

646
00:48:37.760 --> 00:48:42.400
this game fucking sucks. It doesn't, it can't, it doesn't, but

647
00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:46.400
it was. What happened was that
it's unfair. What happened was I think

648
00:48:46.400 --> 00:48:52.320
I played it recently, after the
one with the cow with the cowl,

649
00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:57.920
whatever it is, fallen. I
always want to say, cal coquesto whatever

650
00:48:58.000 --> 00:49:01.519
saw that guy. I saw that
guy in a bar recently. Yeah,

651
00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:06.280
bitch, what's up? Man?
I didn't know. I didn't talk to

652
00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:07.039
a little bit. I don't know. I don't know enough about him to

653
00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:09.360
really like say anything to him.
I just knew that. It was like,

654
00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:14.360
Yo, you're that I know you. You're the guy from fucking arms.

655
00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:15.519
Yeah, you push them like you
don't have any fun, you don't

656
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:19.800
have any fucking powers, you bitch, and just like bullet right now,

657
00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:24.159
you know what's really fucking What's really
weird about it though? What's what is

658
00:49:24.199 --> 00:49:27.599
super bizarre about it though, is
like this is an actor who I've only

659
00:49:27.679 --> 00:49:30.480
ever seen in video games, Like
I've only ever seen him in like,

660
00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:36.760
uh, what was the first one
Jedi Survivor and and it was it was

661
00:49:36.760 --> 00:49:39.960
the last one er No, but
what's I'll fallen order right right? So

662
00:49:40.039 --> 00:49:43.320
I've only ever seen him in that, Like, I've never seen him in

663
00:49:43.440 --> 00:49:45.519
like a live action role. So
seeing him in person was like really jarring

664
00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:52.920
because I was like, oh,
video game model. My brain was like

665
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:54.480
he doesn't look exactly like his video
game character, and I was like,

666
00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:58.400
oh, that's weird. Like I
remember thinking that it looked like it was

667
00:49:58.440 --> 00:50:00.599
like a good character model, but
it's not a good chacter mode at all.

668
00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:04.039
He doesn't look anything like that.
But whatever. But yeah, I

669
00:50:04.280 --> 00:50:07.960
just say I played Fall in order, and so yeah, I definitely being

670
00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:13.760
hyperbolic. It was just trying to
play it after that. It's an old

671
00:50:13.960 --> 00:50:16.360
it's an old it's an old third
person action platform. I feel like I

672
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:20.480
would still like it if there was
some really good sequences in there. When

673
00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:22.800
I played it again that I really
enjoyed. Some of the boss battles were

674
00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:30.599
cool. I really like when he
takes down the star storyer that that's that's

675
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:35.199
such a cool that's scene is absolutely
that is the most obscene moment I think

676
00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:40.239
Star Wars has. That is,
Like I remember I remember going to that

677
00:50:40.360 --> 00:50:43.599
moment and being like, oh,
the guy's getting away, what am I

678
00:50:43.639 --> 00:50:49.159
gonna do? And it was like
he concentrates and he fucking brings it down

679
00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:54.199
like that. That's some hit.
That's too much. That's some I'm like,

680
00:50:54.400 --> 00:50:58.920
what are you doing right now?
What do you? Yeah, Vader

681
00:50:59.039 --> 00:51:05.559
on screen has ever done anything even
close to the Mtel has Palpatine, neither

682
00:51:05.719 --> 00:51:10.119
has Luke as anybody, and it's
just like, what the fuck this guy

683
00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:15.840
is so strong. That's why when
you go through killing everybody, I'm like,

684
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:22.800
yeah, obviously he kills them.
This man's a d Yeah. Yeah

685
00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:24.480
for me that I went by and
you know, came in and like the

686
00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:28.159
much. When I played again,
I played off Fall on New Vegas,

687
00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:32.239
and I like the last one I
played the second time. Ah. Still

688
00:51:32.960 --> 00:51:37.039
great game, great game. Yeah, very good games, A very good

689
00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:40.000
game. The story in three is
better. Better story in three? Story

690
00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:44.280
is the story. The story is
better than three, yes, but the

691
00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:46.679
side character. But I think,
I think amazing And for New Vegas,

692
00:51:46.719 --> 00:51:52.880
I'll give it that. Yeah.
Actually, I don't know, Like I

693
00:51:52.000 --> 00:51:58.599
have a pretty good I feel like
I'm really good at assessing how good are

694
00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:00.360
bad things are, even if they
are, like even even if I was

695
00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:02.960
like a kid at the time,
Like, there are certain things where I'm

696
00:52:02.960 --> 00:52:07.119
like, I go back and they
are as they are, as JANKI and

697
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:10.880
as fun as I remember, so
I'm not necessarily put off by it.

698
00:52:12.519 --> 00:52:21.360
But I think the one man,
how do I so? Kung Pao right

699
00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:25.239
is a movie that I remember thinking
was so funny when I was a child,

700
00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:29.719
and then I saw it again recently
or like in the last few years,

701
00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:31.199
and I was like. I was
like, oh yeah, it's definitely

702
00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:35.559
like for kids, and like it's
it's just so stupid, it's just so

703
00:52:35.800 --> 00:52:39.880
dumb. And then I watched it
high and it was the funniest that movie

704
00:52:39.920 --> 00:52:45.280
has ever been, So like,
I don't know exactly where to put that,

705
00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:47.000
because I still feel like Hung Pow
is funny. I just think that

706
00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:52.079
I think the parts in Kung Pow
that aren't funny really aren't funny now though,

707
00:52:52.559 --> 00:52:57.079
Like that that fucking cow the cow
matrix scene, Oh god, so

708
00:52:57.519 --> 00:53:00.559
terrible, Like it was I remember
thinking of that scene was really funny the

709
00:53:00.559 --> 00:53:02.519
first time I watched as a kid, but like watching it and I was

710
00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:06.079
like, oh that's that sucks.
But then the rest of the movie is

711
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:09.320
way funnier. So it's it's it's
weird, it's it's a bizarre fucking I

712
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:15.440
always felt a little left out because
I just yeah, because I never found

713
00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:20.119
it as funny, nearly as funny
as most people. Like most people,

714
00:53:20.199 --> 00:53:25.880
I love this movie. I was, I was like, I get it.

715
00:53:27.039 --> 00:53:30.119
I get it because it is it
is really it is so stupid.

716
00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:35.840
It is so stupid that it's almost
insulting that you're watching it, Like like

717
00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:38.239
it is it almost insults you for
watching. But the thing about it is,

718
00:53:38.280 --> 00:53:43.159
like what's funny about the joke is
the movie Like the fact that it

719
00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:49.440
was even the fact that someone gave
this guy money to do this and sell

720
00:53:49.519 --> 00:53:52.000
it, and like the technology that
they used to like put his head they

721
00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:57.159
did that, it's it's cool,
Like it's like from a filmmaking standpoint,

722
00:53:57.159 --> 00:54:00.480
it's actually really cool that he did
that because like he superimposed himself over this

723
00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:06.880
old Chinese film like really convincingly.
It was obviously will like obviously like if

724
00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:07.679
you watch it on model, if
you watch like I don't know, like

725
00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:10.199
a four K cut of it,
like a lot of the a lot of

726
00:54:10.239 --> 00:54:14.239
the problems kind of stick out because
the footage that they shoot on isn't exactly

727
00:54:14.320 --> 00:54:17.880
matched and you could see like certain
lines that you wouldn't normally see on like

728
00:54:19.000 --> 00:54:22.400
VHS and stuff like that or like
old school standard definition DVD, so the

729
00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:27.400
seams are there. But like it's
there's like a lot of little things in

730
00:54:27.440 --> 00:54:30.079
that movie that I think are really
fucking Like there's like that the dog that

731
00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:36.400
barks, but because it's a translated
because it's a dubbed movie, the bark

732
00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:40.199
is like the lay and like little
like there's some like genuinely like brilliant jokes

733
00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:45.880
in there, but they're also like
surrounded by like Taco Bell, Taco Bell

734
00:54:46.360 --> 00:54:50.920
and Joey though from it's just fucking
stupid shit, Like my favorite parts,

735
00:54:52.199 --> 00:54:55.719
the subtle like bullshit fucking lines that
are replaced or like, I don't know

736
00:54:55.840 --> 00:54:59.519
why this is so funny to me, because whenever I tell it to people,

737
00:54:59.599 --> 00:55:01.599
like they don't feel the same way. But he just says, like,

738
00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:06.000
oh I traveled they just because like
it's so it's just such an absurd

739
00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:08.519
line where he says something like oh
I traveled many miles to see you or

740
00:55:08.559 --> 00:55:13.280
whatever, and then he says the
guy says, oh, would you say

741
00:55:13.480 --> 00:55:17.440
ten million, and like yeah,
so and he weighs him like would you

742
00:55:17.519 --> 00:55:22.159
say like ten millions, And it's
like, no, not ten million.

743
00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:28.440
It's such a certain number to say. There aren't even that many miles.

744
00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:32.880
I love it, I love It's
it's it's just really dumb. It's a

745
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:36.480
really dumb movie. I don't have
it. I love a kid. I

746
00:55:36.519 --> 00:55:38.079
fell out of love with it and
then I and then I loved it again

747
00:55:38.320 --> 00:55:44.000
because like there's there's lines you go
that way, I'll go home like really

748
00:55:44.079 --> 00:55:47.679
good. I want to you get. I will sing across an owl with

749
00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:53.760
a bungee cord my ass. I
will say I love ready, Oh Betty,

750
00:55:53.880 --> 00:55:58.559
I love Betty. Betty is the
best thing about that movie. What's

751
00:55:58.639 --> 00:56:01.480
crazy about that movie, though,
Betty, like is that like that is

752
00:56:02.440 --> 00:56:07.800
what's so crazy about that voice is
that I can't believe I've not heard that

753
00:56:08.079 --> 00:56:14.199
voice in anything that isn't Kung Pow, because that is such a stupid person

754
00:56:14.400 --> 00:56:17.519
like because we everybody's heard, like, you know, like everybody's heard that

755
00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:21.800
voice or like a million other different
voices. But I have never to this

756
00:56:22.039 --> 00:56:27.000
day heard anyone sounds like Betty in
anything. Yeah. Fun fact, I

757
00:56:27.599 --> 00:56:35.000
the first that the Council are aliens. It's fucking so stupid. I named

758
00:56:35.119 --> 00:56:37.440
my Even though I was never a
huge fan of the film, I did

759
00:56:37.559 --> 00:56:42.199
really like Betty to the point where
my first Scheckter Diamond series guitar that I

760
00:56:42.280 --> 00:56:47.880
got I named Betty, named like
black Betty Betty. It's like a lamb

761
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:55.559
black where a black Betty I named
man black bit whoa whoa? Can you

762
00:56:55.639 --> 00:57:07.559
imagine that? People playing them?
Oh but clean along but Leah clean along,

763
00:57:08.119 --> 00:57:10.840
dude, I love That's that movie
introduced me to that song. I

764
00:57:10.960 --> 00:57:15.960
love that song. Uh, Black
Buddy is such a fun song. Do

765
00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:17.280
you guys ever play that? Before
we move on to the next question,

766
00:57:17.320 --> 00:57:22.000
do you guys ever play that Rayman
Legends scam like for amazing? You on

767
00:57:22.039 --> 00:57:27.039
the Black Betty level amazing, there's
like a whole level that's sequenced to that

768
00:57:27.159 --> 00:57:30.079
song, and it's it's so good. It's great. If anybody hasn't played

769
00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:35.239
Rayman Legends seriously, it's like,
it's probably one of the best things that

770
00:57:35.239 --> 00:57:37.719
you would be soft has ever done. Like I don't. I don't even

771
00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:39.239
think it might be the top.
Yeah, one of the few games I

772
00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:45.000
copped with my homie oually so good? Yeah? Do that s all right?

773
00:57:47.480 --> 00:57:52.920
Bet Panis wrote in he says,
Hey, kunts special thanks to Derek

774
00:57:52.960 --> 00:57:57.599
for introducing me to I Am Ghost. Tell me tell me what wrong opinion

775
00:57:57.679 --> 00:58:00.920
you have about any kind of media
that you know is but can't shake.

776
00:58:00.360 --> 00:58:04.079
For example, I'm a firm believer
that Worth Dying For is the worst song

777
00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:06.960
on suffering the Witness is it?
I think it might pay? I think

778
00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:12.159
you're right ying for? Uh Yeah, Worth Dying Suffer and the Witness.

779
00:58:12.159 --> 00:58:15.960
I like it, but it's yeah, it's Witness Suffering, the Witness track

780
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:21.239
list, Yeah, it's it's worth
dying for by a mile. Yeah,

781
00:58:21.480 --> 00:58:27.320
Like it's not even yeah, it's
not even close. Uh A wrong an

782
00:58:27.360 --> 00:58:30.880
opinion that you know is wrong,
that you can't shake. What is my

783
00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:32.639
worst opinion? I have a lot
of them. I feel like I have

784
00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:37.280
one of a lot of them.
For you. I think it wors opinions

785
00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:39.840
that you think Metal Gar Solid You
generally think Medica Solid two is better than

786
00:58:39.880 --> 00:58:43.480
three. I think that's your worst
opinion. I really, I really don't

787
00:58:43.480 --> 00:58:45.079
know how you like. I don't
think i'm I don't think i'm wrong.

788
00:58:45.159 --> 00:58:51.840
Though I respect Metal Gear Solid two
as a game. It's not better than

789
00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:54.559
three. I really respect it.
I think it's a great game. I

790
00:58:54.719 --> 00:59:00.639
just really hate riding though. I
can't stand that motherfucker. But did you

791
00:59:00.719 --> 00:59:07.239
play this game? Huh? I
don't like Revenge's right, right. I

792
00:59:07.280 --> 00:59:09.599
think there was some discourse on Twitter
about that. Everybody got mad at me,

793
00:59:09.639 --> 00:59:14.039
and I'm sorry because it's an insane
opinion. I don't like the game.

794
00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:16.280
I don't like it. I don't
I'm sorry. Like I played I

795
00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:20.480
played it, I was like,
oh, this is cool. I don't

796
00:59:20.559 --> 00:59:24.280
like when he talks that's it's so
crazy, But that's so crazy that that

797
00:59:24.360 --> 00:59:30.039
game is so good. I like
this scene with we Got his Name something

798
00:59:30.119 --> 00:59:34.079
jets Stream when everything's blown up and
he's like, yeah, yeah, it

799
00:59:34.360 --> 00:59:38.239
is like doing so fucking funny because
the world's going to shit. He's just

800
00:59:38.320 --> 00:59:44.639
kind of smiling like a jet Stream
Sam. I think it is this is

801
00:59:45.199 --> 00:59:49.239
I don't remember. I feel like
I'm due for a replaying that game.

802
00:59:49.559 --> 00:59:52.280
He's like, yeah, the city's
blowing every screaming, and he's just kind

803
00:59:52.280 --> 00:59:57.599
of like smiling, like grinning.
But what else I have? I have

804
00:59:57.639 --> 01:00:00.719
a bunch of bad takes, man, I don't know. I'm trying to

805
01:00:00.760 --> 01:00:05.719
think of one that I understand is
not. I understand its fault, like

806
01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:08.239
I believe it in spite of the
fact that I understand it's wrong, and

807
01:00:08.280 --> 01:00:12.079
I'm sure there is something like that, but for some reason, it's not.

808
01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:15.360
It's not fucking coming. I guess
for me it Spider Man Spider Man

809
01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:20.639
one and two. Oh, I
found it. I found it. What

810
01:00:20.840 --> 01:00:24.559
is it, uh that imagine Dragons
is the worst band in the world.

811
01:00:25.280 --> 01:00:30.039
Oh yeah, because I know they're
not. I factually, I factually know

812
01:00:30.119 --> 01:00:32.159
they're not. Like they're not.
Like you just believe it the worst,

813
01:00:32.239 --> 01:00:37.199
the worst, the worst, the
worst band in the world. Probably doesn't

814
01:00:37.440 --> 01:00:43.000
it probably isn't not any of our
radars at all. But I do hate

815
01:00:43.039 --> 01:00:47.079
them deeply. Yeah, so by
default they're the worst. By default,

816
01:00:47.079 --> 01:00:50.000
they're the worst band of the world, even though there I know they're not.

817
01:00:50.280 --> 01:00:52.480
Logic objectively, what is I think? For me? It's I think

818
01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:57.519
that's a good one. I think
that Spider Man two is worst Spider Man

819
01:00:57.639 --> 01:01:00.119
one. But I only think that
because that's all done. I think William

820
01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:04.599
Dafoe is just like Alfred Milian is
good, but I think William Dafoe is

821
01:01:04.679 --> 01:01:08.000
just infinitely better. Like I don't
think. I don't think that's true at

822
01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:13.320
all. I think I really think
that, I really think. I think.

823
01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:16.119
I think William Dafoe is is amazing
and he's like top echelon, but

824
01:01:16.199 --> 01:01:20.159
I don't think. I don't think
Alfred Milian is that far behind him.

825
01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:23.039
To be honest, I don't think
he's not. I think he's definitely behind

826
01:01:23.159 --> 01:01:29.840
him, Yeah, but not not
to the degree that not to not to

827
01:01:29.920 --> 01:01:32.760
the degree that it would erase the
superiority of that entire movie because I think

828
01:01:32.800 --> 01:01:37.679
because I think the best parts of
that movie are like I think, I

829
01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:43.119
think Peter in that movie is done
better than I think in any of the

830
01:01:43.159 --> 01:01:45.800
Spider Man movies. I think.
I think overall, Raymy does a bad

831
01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:51.880
job at doing Peter Parker justice,
but I think he has such a great

832
01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:54.239
side cat like the cast. The
people in that movies fill up for that

833
01:01:54.320 --> 01:01:59.920
ship more than bound Aunt may Harry
the but even the butler. The butler

834
01:02:00.079 --> 01:02:04.559
is great in those movies, and
I'm like, why the fuck is I

835
01:02:04.639 --> 01:02:08.519
think he's good, but the butler
is the worst part of every single one

836
01:02:08.519 --> 01:02:14.400
of those movies. He's the worst. He still does that butler. That

837
01:02:14.519 --> 01:02:19.000
butler is like miss mccon will.
I feel like they just I feel like

838
01:02:19.079 --> 01:02:22.440
they just got a guy, like
some guy won a contest or something.

839
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:30.239
But do you remember in Spider Man
because he goes like your father only your

840
01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:31.880
Inspider Man two, I think,
like, you know, your father only

841
01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:36.679
obsessed over his work, and then
he leaves and that's all he says,

842
01:02:36.880 --> 01:02:37.679
and I'm like, what do you
And it's not even it doesn't even have

843
01:02:37.719 --> 01:02:40.320
anything to do with anything. It's
such a weird, it's such a I

844
01:02:40.320 --> 01:02:44.159
don't know, man, He's every
time he's on screen, which is like,

845
01:02:44.320 --> 01:02:49.079
thankfully less than a minute throughout the
entire trilogy. It's jarring to see

846
01:02:49.440 --> 01:02:52.320
Sweeney. Look to come on,
let's just go through it. You got

847
01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:57.039
the power of com in the palm
of my hands. Iconic, you got

848
01:02:57.159 --> 01:03:01.920
pizza, you got, you got
Dickovich, iconic, you got out.

849
01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:07.519
You say I could go on out? You say iconic? Uh, now

850
01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:09.960
what you call it? I mean, save the children, Suffer the niggas,

851
01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:15.880
save the girl. You have a
suffer. We got, we got

852
01:03:16.320 --> 01:03:22.119
wet, we got him licking his
hand, he touches the cake, We

853
01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:28.239
got the so many iconic moments,
man, Like, there's great entire trilogy.

854
01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:36.159
It's iconic, though, like but
a moment mostly dam somewhat of an

855
01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:44.440
some come on, black Defoe lips
lips, Rent free in my head,

856
01:03:45.480 --> 01:03:47.960
so regular. When I showed Chris
the image, he didn't know. He

857
01:03:49.039 --> 01:03:51.119
was like, what you showing?
Why you showing me a black person?

858
01:03:51.480 --> 01:03:53.760
And I was like, you don't
get it. He was like what what

859
01:03:54.239 --> 01:03:59.280
He really did show me that he
really did? He really he really did,

860
01:03:59.800 --> 01:04:03.599
He really did show me of that. He showed me that image of

861
01:04:03.639 --> 01:04:06.800
Willem dafoex photosh have to be a
black person with the with the caption I,

862
01:04:08.480 --> 01:04:11.519
you know, I'm somewhat of an
N word myself. And I looked

863
01:04:11.559 --> 01:04:15.599
at it and I asked him,
sincerely, why are you showing me a

864
01:04:15.599 --> 01:04:17.360
picture of this random black eye?
Like? And I meant it like,

865
01:04:17.440 --> 01:04:19.760
I was like, I don't know
what this means. I didn't understand it,

866
01:04:20.119 --> 01:04:26.639
and I had to stare at it
like like like you know how like

867
01:04:27.000 --> 01:04:29.920
in Skyrim when you get the words
of power, when you approach the Big

868
01:04:30.079 --> 01:04:36.360
Stone, look at it. That's
what it was like where it was like

869
01:04:36.559 --> 01:04:45.519
slowly realizing like that's Willem Dafoe,
But that looks so legit. Do you

870
01:04:45.719 --> 01:04:49.719
think do you guys think honestly that
the words of that the N words a

871
01:04:49.800 --> 01:04:55.920
word of power somewhere it's a word
of power objectively speaking, or or the

872
01:04:56.039 --> 01:05:00.519
F word the F word. No. Therefore, I saw that video,

873
01:05:00.559 --> 01:05:03.760
Derek. Did I say that video
Derek on the cop pulling over the guy

874
01:05:03.800 --> 01:05:06.559
and the guy yelling that and like
light coming out the car and the cop

875
01:05:06.719 --> 01:05:10.840
dying. Yes, Yes, I
saw that. I saw I seen that

876
01:05:12.239 --> 01:05:18.079
video is beautiful. Dude, man, I really there's gonna be a day

877
01:05:18.079 --> 01:05:23.039
where we have kids, right yeah, And I'm like, dad, what

878
01:05:23.199 --> 01:05:25.239
did you think was funny when you
were younger? And I'm gonna be like,

879
01:05:25.400 --> 01:05:29.519
son, I'll show you in like
forty years. I can't show you

880
01:05:29.679 --> 01:05:33.159
right now. You can't laugh at
the suffer. You can't go to kindergarten

881
01:05:33.280 --> 01:05:38.800
laughing at it like this. You're
gonna get kicked out, right, Yeah,

882
01:05:39.239 --> 01:05:41.519
you're gonna show it to everybody on
on your phone, and then you're

883
01:05:41.519 --> 01:05:47.440
gonna get beat up or you're gonna
pick up the wrong crowd. They're gonna

884
01:05:47.519 --> 01:05:53.320
you're gonna get beat up or pick
up the crowd. Let's end on this

885
01:05:53.559 --> 01:05:57.679
one cyclone of chaos, right,
And he says, hey, idiots,

886
01:05:58.280 --> 01:06:00.920
game of the year time? Which
one? Well, there's Gate three or

887
01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:06.760
Starfield. It's so funny because like
I'm I'm gonna say this right it is.

888
01:06:08.159 --> 01:06:13.280
It is absolutely wild to me that
Spider Man two is going to come

889
01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:16.920
out in what like like a couple
of weeks now, because it's early October.

890
01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:18.880
It's is it early October? I'm
pretty sure? Let me let me

891
01:06:18.920 --> 01:06:24.679
check the date again. Uh,
thirteen. All right, so a little

892
01:06:24.760 --> 01:06:29.239
a little over a month from now
speak, Oh did you get that?

893
01:06:29.320 --> 01:06:34.320
Did you get that special edition in
case? Oh? Nice? The case?

894
01:06:34.599 --> 01:06:39.159
I don't like. The cases are
absolutely like there's there's nowhere to be

895
01:06:39.199 --> 01:06:42.159
found. You can't get that.
Yeah, I believe that because they scountrol

896
01:06:42.880 --> 01:06:46.480
which is these are for this as
well, but they're completely scounted. Man,

897
01:06:46.599 --> 01:06:50.519
it's insane. I don't I don't
like the design of it. I

898
01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:55.320
think you've seen my control, right, you saw mine one, my customer

899
01:06:55.320 --> 01:07:00.360
one, right, I like mine
better? Yeah, I I I don't

900
01:07:00.400 --> 01:07:01.039
like the spider on it. Honestly, I feel like it would be a

901
01:07:01.039 --> 01:07:03.960
lot better without the spider on.
It's too it's too I don't know,

902
01:07:04.079 --> 01:07:08.360
it's it's too gaudy to me.
But I like, I'm not gonna use

903
01:07:08.360 --> 01:07:12.320
it, probably everybody. Yeah,
But Spider Man two is is gonna come

904
01:07:12.320 --> 01:07:16.039
out in about a month from now. Uh. And it's wild to me

905
01:07:17.840 --> 01:07:24.559
that it has no shot at winning
Game of the Year this year, like

906
01:07:24.719 --> 01:07:27.920
no one. It depends on how
gate story is. We'll see, we'll

907
01:07:27.960 --> 01:07:30.480
see, but it's very unlikely that
anything is gonna be Balder's Gate. No,

908
01:07:30.639 --> 01:07:38.039
there's but we'll see Starfield versus balder
Gate that chaos. Those are the

909
01:07:38.079 --> 01:07:40.519
only one and and I think it's
I think it's between Bader's gatting Zelda.

910
01:07:40.599 --> 01:07:44.599
Personally, I don't think Starfields up
there. I'm sorry, you're you're you're

911
01:07:44.679 --> 01:07:49.880
probably but we'll see there. Because
Starfield, I like the I like the

912
01:07:49.960 --> 01:07:54.360
game. I think it's a good
video game. I think it's it.

913
01:07:55.760 --> 01:07:59.559
It runs fine. The glitchers,
the glitch. People are bitching about the

914
01:07:59.559 --> 01:08:02.800
glouch. I've experienced maybe two glitches. Maybe they weren't even like bad.

915
01:08:06.679 --> 01:08:11.519
I'm working on a I'm working on
a video about like in Defense of the

916
01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:15.599
Bug because like I because like I
feel like people don't know how to distinguish

917
01:08:15.679 --> 01:08:20.239
between like like bugs that are actually
like genuinely like kind of fun and endearing

918
01:08:20.319 --> 01:08:26.720
and cyberpunk Day one doesn't work,
crashes bricks, you're fucking console. It's

919
01:08:26.720 --> 01:08:31.079
like, is it the difference between
these things? But something crazy eyes Like

920
01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:34.840
did you see that one where they're
like sitting down and talking and then like

921
01:08:35.039 --> 01:08:41.079
this black chick like appears ahead and
she's just staring dud. It's so funny.

922
01:08:43.039 --> 01:08:45.880
But that's not that's like that's a
problem. I have with them,

923
01:08:45.880 --> 01:08:48.159
but that's like not like a detrimental
part of my problem would start feelings.

924
01:08:48.199 --> 01:08:51.840
I think it's just a little boring. I mean it's kind of boring because

925
01:08:53.119 --> 01:08:58.079
it's like, I don't know,
I feel like the aesthetic of space the

926
01:08:58.199 --> 01:09:01.960
way they did spaces as that years
just a planet you go hang out on

927
01:09:02.079 --> 01:09:06.039
it. Like I feel like space
without aliens and weird shit is boring.

928
01:09:06.880 --> 01:09:12.600
And that's my that's there is there
is well, there is weird hitting it.

929
01:09:12.840 --> 01:09:15.640
That's my relation of it. I'm
only like fifteen hours in, so

930
01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:19.680
like I would. It's just I
think people are bitching too much about it.

931
01:09:19.720 --> 01:09:23.560
I just don't think. I don't
think it has the contents to be

932
01:09:23.760 --> 01:09:27.000
like, oh, this game is
game of the year worthy compared to that

933
01:09:27.079 --> 01:09:31.439
game like Balders, I think that
exists. That's why it's like it's just

934
01:09:31.760 --> 01:09:35.880
too much of a game, Like
I don't I don't think anything should be

935
01:09:35.920 --> 01:09:39.880
compared to that, because I gets
this unhealthy to have any game compared to

936
01:09:39.960 --> 01:09:43.640
how good Balder's Gate is right now, like I feel like it does games

937
01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:48.840
of disservice having them being compared to
its well design of an RPG. It's

938
01:09:48.880 --> 01:09:54.279
just too there's just done too well. Yeah, balls didn't work for me

939
01:09:54.359 --> 01:09:58.520
at all, but Startfield is working
for me a lot. I think I

940
01:09:58.600 --> 01:10:01.199
don't know. I based on what
I've played this year back and look,

941
01:10:01.239 --> 01:10:04.279
because this game this year has been
so good, I'm gonna have to like

942
01:10:04.439 --> 01:10:09.520
like a game in a way I
don't like. Like I feel like I'm

943
01:10:09.520 --> 01:10:13.359
playing like I'm playing fucking Fallout based
on the way I move and the way

944
01:10:13.439 --> 01:10:18.680
you look around the world. Well, it's true, but it doesn't feel

945
01:10:18.680 --> 01:10:20.319
like it's been like I don't know, Like, I think they just need

946
01:10:20.359 --> 01:10:24.640
to up this the new servers put
a new server out eventually, but like

947
01:10:24.760 --> 01:10:29.199
you want something like completely redesigned,
I want I want something more polished.

948
01:10:29.439 --> 01:10:35.000
I want something more polished. That's
it, more polished, more like smoother

949
01:10:35.159 --> 01:10:39.600
movements, like it runs at sixty
phrase but still the jumping feels a super

950
01:10:39.640 --> 01:10:45.119
clunky. The shooting feels clunky as
well. It doesn't feel smooth in a

951
01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:48.000
way that other newer games do,
Like compared to Betters, how you feel

952
01:10:48.039 --> 01:10:51.880
of a residue of the new one, fres of four feels smooth as fucking

953
01:10:51.960 --> 01:10:58.680
butter. If it's the game,
it feels like it's also as on a

954
01:10:58.880 --> 01:11:02.319
brand new servers well design from the
floor server don't know, I don't know,

955
01:11:02.399 --> 01:11:06.600
you keep you mean engine engine?
Yeah, who was the engine from

956
01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:10.319
the floor up? You know,
they probably remade four. Of course,

957
01:11:10.319 --> 01:11:13.000
they really wanted to change the way
the experience of the game may modernize it.

958
01:11:13.479 --> 01:11:15.640
But I feel like this just feels
like I'm playing fucking Fallout again for

959
01:11:15.680 --> 01:11:19.199
the most part. Also, you
can't fly your ships. It's silly.

960
01:11:19.199 --> 01:11:21.760
Also, like I thought you're gonna
be able to do that. The space

961
01:11:21.800 --> 01:11:27.760
fights are pretty so can I I
can't. I am so shocked at how

962
01:11:27.840 --> 01:11:32.359
many people don't know how games are
made. I understand the Donkey video Donkey

963
01:11:32.720 --> 01:11:35.439
when Dunkey was like when Dunkey was
like, I was expecting you to be

964
01:11:35.479 --> 01:11:40.359
able to fly into the atmosphere and
land, even though literally said years ago

965
01:11:40.399 --> 01:11:45.039
that that wasn't going to be the
case. I couldn't believe that, I

966
01:11:45.439 --> 01:11:47.600
really, because I was like,
you do you understand that the only games

967
01:11:47.640 --> 01:11:53.119
that you can do that in our
games with nothing else in them, because

968
01:11:53.359 --> 01:11:58.119
that is how demanding of a feature
that is. You can't do that on

969
01:11:58.359 --> 01:12:03.119
any hardware and anywhere you need a
you need a computer the size of two

970
01:12:03.279 --> 01:12:08.159
hotels probably to get that running at
the fidelity that you need, with the

971
01:12:08.279 --> 01:12:11.560
detail that you need. It's not
it's just not. That's not possible.

972
01:12:12.560 --> 01:12:15.760
If it was possible, they would
have done it. It didn't. It

973
01:12:15.880 --> 01:12:18.800
wasn't an expectation for me. I
just thought, like, uh, the

974
01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:21.359
only time, like, like how
it is the only time you're gonna be

975
01:12:21.439 --> 01:12:27.239
doing space flights for specific like missions
and stuff. I thore gonna be able

976
01:12:27.279 --> 01:12:29.600
to fly around. I didn't think
it was only gonna be missed. I

977
01:12:29.720 --> 01:12:30.960
because I don't think you're gonna be
able to fly to every world, but

978
01:12:31.000 --> 01:12:34.399
I thought you'd be able to.
It just takes up too much space,

979
01:12:34.479 --> 01:12:38.720
man Like. It's kind of like
it's kind of like the thing where it's

980
01:12:38.720 --> 01:12:41.119
it's kind of like the thing where
it's like I want to be able to

981
01:12:41.239 --> 01:12:44.119
walk across an entire planet to get
to where I'm going, even though realistically

982
01:12:44.159 --> 01:12:47.079
that would take you three months of
game time, so no one would actually

983
01:12:47.159 --> 01:12:49.399
want to do that. That's kind
of what space is. They said,

984
01:12:49.439 --> 01:12:54.600
Like what is fun about space?
Flying around, blowing stuff up and discovering

985
01:12:54.640 --> 01:12:57.199
points of interest, And that's and
that's what space is. It's broken up

986
01:12:57.239 --> 01:12:59.840
into sections where you go into space
and then you see a planet in this

987
01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:01.119
and he warped to it, and
then you land on it and then that's

988
01:13:01.159 --> 01:13:04.399
what the game is, and then
you fight in space and the space combats.

989
01:13:04.439 --> 01:13:10.239
So fucking interesting. I did not
expect it to be that deep.

990
01:13:10.520 --> 01:13:12.840
It's really fucking I don't know,
man, I'm really into it. It

991
01:13:12.960 --> 01:13:15.600
is. It is my ideal.
But as the game though, it is

992
01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:17.960
exactly the kind of the game that
I want, where it's like I like

993
01:13:18.159 --> 01:13:25.439
Fallout and sky RIM's fine, but
like I dig NASA fucking stuff specific,

994
01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:29.079
like specific, like the land,
like this mass effect kind of it.

995
01:13:30.880 --> 01:13:34.119
It's like sixties mass effect. It's
not mass effect. That's what makes it

996
01:13:34.239 --> 01:13:40.960
weird. It's like MASSI effects.
Mass effect Awesome is like the interworkings between

997
01:13:41.000 --> 01:13:45.960
all these fucking spece the world,
the universe being so big but also small

998
01:13:45.079 --> 01:13:48.079
in the sense that they are these
people in the world, that all of

999
01:13:48.159 --> 01:13:53.279
them are still trying to survive.
Everyone's trying to make it day by day,

1000
01:13:53.640 --> 01:13:56.800
every and you've medly realized that between
the characters. No, I didn't

1001
01:13:56.840 --> 01:13:59.479
deep dig deep into the characters yet, which I'm gonna have to do.

1002
01:14:00.000 --> 01:14:01.920
I'm gonna before I give a very
like, oh, it doesn't have this,

1003
01:14:01.960 --> 01:14:04.520
I don't think it's your I don't
think it's I don't. I just

1004
01:14:04.640 --> 01:14:09.039
don't think it's your game. I
know I told you you weren't going to

1005
01:14:09.079 --> 01:14:11.680
like it before. I'm I'm trying
to give it a fair shit because I

1006
01:14:11.720 --> 01:14:14.920
think as a game there shouldn't just
be like, not my type of game.

1007
01:14:15.079 --> 01:14:16.000
I should be able to play this. I love befest the games,

1008
01:14:16.039 --> 01:14:18.640
of course, but that's it's always
it's always going to be the case.

1009
01:14:18.640 --> 01:14:23.279
I don't play most games like bas
Gate. I'm telling you right now,

1010
01:14:24.760 --> 01:14:28.159
nuts balls Gate not my type of
game at all. In fact, I'm

1011
01:14:28.960 --> 01:14:31.800
honestly baffled at how people enjoy it, Like I really can't. I can't

1012
01:14:31.840 --> 01:14:34.880
get around it. I can't do
it. I can't. The combat is

1013
01:14:35.279 --> 01:14:41.479
crazy and it doesn't combat it even
for me. It's I don't I the

1014
01:14:41.760 --> 01:14:48.079
the the movement restrictions absolutely kills it
for me. Like I personally, I

1015
01:14:48.239 --> 01:14:54.119
personally don't like that. I just
the way that I played turn based combat,

1016
01:14:54.119 --> 01:14:58.319
I've never experienced in that way before. You used to just like more

1017
01:14:58.359 --> 01:15:02.079
of an I bat right the river. It's it's it's interesting, but my

1018
01:15:02.319 --> 01:15:09.399
movement I would rather be having happening
in real time and then everything and then

1019
01:15:09.479 --> 01:15:12.760
everything being scattered like that and then
I can pick and choose what I'm doing.

1020
01:15:13.119 --> 01:15:15.600
But the fact that I have to
like fuck, like, oh,

1021
01:15:15.600 --> 01:15:18.319
I'm gonna have to sacrifice wanting to
whoop somebody's ask just to approach them is

1022
01:15:18.399 --> 01:15:21.800
kind of fucking wild, Like it's
it's it's like or I have to I'm

1023
01:15:21.840 --> 01:15:24.680
gonna have to dash, I'm gonna
have to do I'm like, bro,

1024
01:15:25.279 --> 01:15:29.479
that's kind of crazy, Like I
just don't like that. But but to

1025
01:15:29.560 --> 01:15:31.720
shortened because we gotta we gotta wrap
it up. Yeah, but uh,

1026
01:15:32.439 --> 01:15:36.239
I think I don't think Simon's gonna
I don't think Starfield is going to be

1027
01:15:36.239 --> 01:15:40.079
a game of the Year. I
think it might end up being mine because

1028
01:15:40.079 --> 01:15:42.880
I'm liking it more and more as
I play it. But it's also my

1029
01:15:43.039 --> 01:15:45.920
exact kind of fucking Befeza game.
But I think it's I think it's safely

1030
01:15:45.960 --> 01:15:48.479
between ball This's Gate and Zelda.
And I really don't think Spider Man has

1031
01:15:48.479 --> 01:15:50.720
a because Spiderman, we know what
Spider Man is gonna be. Yeah,

1032
01:15:50.960 --> 01:15:54.079
yeah, it's not gonna bean.
It's gonna it's gonna be good. It's

1033
01:15:54.079 --> 01:15:57.239
gonna be great, but it's not
gonna be it's not gonna be like I

1034
01:15:57.239 --> 01:16:00.960
don't even think it's going to be
as industry engaging a starfield is. And

1035
01:16:00.000 --> 01:16:02.680
that's like an old I think about
it, like in the words like elden

1036
01:16:02.760 --> 01:16:06.720
Ring smash fucking god of war,
because you kind of knew what I got

1037
01:16:06.800 --> 01:16:12.840
of war was gonna be versus.
People were, dude, the game.

1038
01:16:12.960 --> 01:16:16.840
The world was mad about that.
Dude. They were like, Japanese is

1039
01:16:16.880 --> 01:16:27.479
gonna come here and up what we
damn had you? Motherfuck you motherfuckers you

1040
01:16:28.439 --> 01:16:34.079
sending that boy up there, sending
that boy anyway, stupid that they conjured

1041
01:16:34.119 --> 01:16:39.439
him. Anyway, We're gonna we're
gonna go ahead and head on out of

1042
01:16:39.439 --> 01:16:42.439
here now. Thank you guys for
listening, Thanks for joining us over on

1043
01:16:42.560 --> 01:16:45.520
patreon dot com if you are,
If you are over there, remember there

1044
01:16:45.560 --> 01:16:50.000
are extra Ammo episodes going there all
the fucking time. So head on over

1045
01:16:50.079 --> 01:16:57.439
there and and and be whisked away
into a nice little place I'll catch We'll

1046
01:16:57.479 --> 01:17:00.520
catch you on the flip side.
That's all stage, and that's all stage

1047
01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:05.359
stand, Are you gay? A
time? Time? Time for names and

1048
01:17:06.239 --> 01:17:13.680
three two one yanti. If everyone
loved a dick in their bum, if

1049
01:17:13.720 --> 01:17:17.279
everyone shared and swallowed their cum,
then we see how gay we all could

1050
01:17:17.359 --> 01:17:26.880
become nice, nice, nice,
nice everyone. If everyone loved I'm digging

1051
01:17:27.039 --> 01:17:32.600
their bomb, if everyone cares swallowed
their comb, then that's so dumb.

1052
01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:41.439
God damn it. NDC thirteen cipher
graphs. Heymen, all of them,

1053
01:17:41.520 --> 01:17:49.199
guys, let let's go. Sorry
gay man, oh god, cock cheese

1054
01:17:49.279 --> 01:17:53.359
crumbs. I'm gonna say something that's
really important that the context is taken to

1055
01:17:53.359 --> 01:17:56.680
account here. I'm not a Keith
David guy at all. How dare you?

1056
01:17:56.840 --> 01:18:00.640
How dare you make me say that
shitty? Thank you for your patrons,

1057
01:18:00.720 --> 01:18:01.680
but fuck you, thank you,
thank you. But we're gonna,

1058
01:18:01.720 --> 01:18:04.600
we're gonna, we are all together, gonna show up at your house.

1059
01:18:06.039 --> 01:18:10.359
We're gonna need all out out it. We've we we're gonna scream, we've

1060
01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:13.399
we've planned C four all around the
perimeter. There's nowhere to run. And

1061
01:18:13.399 --> 01:18:15.319
then we're gonna hold it over you
until you start to You're gonna be too

1062
01:18:15.359 --> 01:18:17.399
scared to run out and call our
bluff, so you're just gonna sit in

1063
01:18:17.439 --> 01:18:23.119
there and start. Do you imagine, imagine I'm so hungry, I gotta

1064
01:18:23.119 --> 01:18:26.039
get out of here, and there's
a C four everywhere, Like I gotta

1065
01:18:26.199 --> 01:18:28.239
I gotta do it. I gotta
do it. I gotta dodge to C

1066
01:18:28.399 --> 01:18:31.880
four. Do you think anyone's ever
Do you think anyone's ever like engaged in

1067
01:18:31.960 --> 01:18:38.159
a hostage situation and like taking hostages
and then ordered Postmates to the house,

1068
01:18:39.000 --> 01:18:43.399
like I mean maybe, Actually it
sounds like something that would happen nowadays.

1069
01:18:43.399 --> 01:18:46.279
I feel like it's kind of now. I feel like it's not impossible that

1070
01:18:46.439 --> 01:18:49.319
that's new. It's still new though. That's not a newer thing. You

1071
01:18:49.359 --> 01:18:54.680
know. Posts has been around since
like twenty fifteen. Oh that's new,

1072
01:18:55.640 --> 01:18:59.279
That's I feel like, I feel
like cost situations are kind of more of

1073
01:18:59.279 --> 01:19:01.840
an old guard thing, you know. I guess. Yeah, you don't

1074
01:19:01.840 --> 01:19:06.039
really see a lot of hot we
gotta bring hostages back, well, start

1075
01:19:06.680 --> 01:19:14.159
again. I'm feeling really nostalgic for
hostages, kidnappings, blowing up buildings,

1076
01:19:14.439 --> 01:19:17.159
terrorism in general. Yeah, terrorism
was pretty fucking lit back in our time.

1077
01:19:18.840 --> 01:19:25.159
Remember those buildings that Remember how the
skyline changed? Uh, they should

1078
01:19:25.199 --> 01:19:31.439
put a go pro on eedp to
show what happens to him. Old episode,

1079
01:19:31.520 --> 01:19:40.039
that's our next episode. That's our
next episode. Losers. Fuck it,

1080
01:19:40.159 --> 01:19:45.359
I can't get over. We'll talk
about all the show. Oh fuck

1081
01:19:45.960 --> 01:19:51.319
old Debbie cum Fingers, the old
snark tank patron to have both justifiably and

1082
01:19:51.479 --> 01:19:55.640
verbally shot and killed not just one
but two people. By the way that

1083
01:19:55.680 --> 01:20:00.279
guy wrote in with his story,
Okay, let's get to it. Get

1084
01:20:00.279 --> 01:20:03.399
to it with in another episode.
Sometimes I feel gay. Uh, that's

1085
01:20:03.439 --> 01:20:05.239
not what that says at all.
I just said that. I don't know

1086
01:20:05.239 --> 01:20:10.279
why I said that. Sometimes I
feel like my dick can't get harder.

1087
01:20:11.079 --> 01:20:15.720
Sometimes I feel one in my wait. Sometimes I feel one in my rear

1088
01:20:15.880 --> 01:20:19.199
end. It's the penis I live
with, the penis of ang. I

1089
01:20:19.239 --> 01:20:23.279
don't know that. I actually don't
see it. One more time. Hold

1090
01:20:23.319 --> 01:20:30.479
on, Oh, Sometimes I feel
like my dick can't get hard I feel

1091
01:20:30.760 --> 01:20:38.399
one in my end. It's the
penis I live with. That's so stupid.

1092
01:20:38.600 --> 01:20:42.800
The red hot chili peppers. Now
we're getting into weird, Like my

1093
01:20:43.039 --> 01:20:49.880
dick can't get harder? Could you
imagine that it can? Can? I

1094
01:20:49.960 --> 01:20:58.880
say? Ever? Maybe I'm crazy
for this, but I can vividly remember

1095
01:21:00.199 --> 01:21:03.079
the point in time where I was
like, this is the hardest I have

1096
01:21:03.199 --> 01:21:06.479
ever been, and this is the
hardest I will likely ever be. I

1097
01:21:06.640 --> 01:21:10.199
remember it. I remember it like
distically. I was like, how is

1098
01:21:10.279 --> 01:21:13.439
it? Because it was jarring to
me. I was like pedical, this

1099
01:21:13.640 --> 01:21:15.920
is like. I was like,
there's no surpassing this. This is crazy,

1100
01:21:16.039 --> 01:21:19.079
dude. No, for me,
it was for me, it was

1101
01:21:19.159 --> 01:21:23.640
what you call it, like a
like a teen boner, a teen boner,

1102
01:21:24.199 --> 01:21:28.600
the hardness of a teen's boner.
It's crazy. You're weird for talking

1103
01:21:28.600 --> 01:21:36.720
about that. Oh god, wait, so click that. Wait wait wait

1104
01:21:36.760 --> 01:21:41.000
the hardness of my teen booners.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got it.

1105
01:21:41.840 --> 01:21:47.319
No, no mission, mission failed? Who evact? I get response?

1106
01:21:48.079 --> 01:21:59.159
The Fortnite thing comes down and fades
over. Snake snake man. Let's let's

1107
01:21:59.159 --> 01:22:01.800
just I'm done talking today? Was
gone? Did the last episode? Get

1108
01:22:01.880 --> 01:22:04.640
that? The last episode? Get
that? Screamed by that I haven't seen

1109
01:22:04.720 --> 01:22:10.439
it, nod it didn't pick it
up, So they didn't pick it up

1110
01:22:10.479 --> 01:22:12.680
like the footage and show up all. I was so pissed. I was

1111
01:22:12.720 --> 01:22:15.319
like, no, no goes so
good. Oh man, that's just one

1112
01:22:15.399 --> 01:22:21.399
for us, anyway. Uh,
where's the patroon again? Old Debby kumfingers

1113
01:22:23.000 --> 01:22:27.159
Uh, the old snark tank patrons. Just bah bah sprang the homeless in

1114
01:22:27.199 --> 01:22:31.680
front of my house with wasp spray
parentheses. I live in San Francisco.

1115
01:22:31.800 --> 01:22:36.479
Sweeney, lick my Weenie cam,
cold jeans mcass slap. Uh. The

1116
01:22:36.640 --> 01:22:40.680
kill is just Jared Lado singing about
his inner conflict. To be afraid.

1117
01:22:42.279 --> 01:22:48.079
Caucasian container, the cracker barrel for
gaze. Uh, it's so dumb.

1118
01:22:48.560 --> 01:23:00.319
The unsc pillar of autism nice uh
tinfoil tirant Uh. Because it's it's a

1119
01:23:00.399 --> 01:23:02.960
it's a fleet, it's it is
a unit. It is a space faring

1120
01:23:03.039 --> 01:23:09.439
ship meant to transport autistic people only. But it's so well run because the

1121
01:23:09.520 --> 01:23:11.800
person that's running it is like one
of the peak autisms, you know,

1122
01:23:12.079 --> 01:23:15.960
the ones that are really good at
focusing on things. Yeah done, It's

1123
01:23:16.039 --> 01:23:25.000
super well run. But everyone has
been caught sniffing seats because I'm a hex

1124
01:23:25.119 --> 01:23:27.880
girl and I'm gonna put my cum
on you, putting black face on my

1125
01:23:27.960 --> 01:23:31.000
light bulbs, iced tea, raped
my dragon, Max Silhouette Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney,

1126
01:23:31.000 --> 01:23:34.800
swallow up my penny bend my dick
come into snatch sings and the signs

1127
01:23:34.880 --> 01:23:46.680
to cocks and the signs to some
cock were written on the and the signs

1128
01:23:47.840 --> 01:23:55.159
of some cock were written on the
bathroom stalls. Dick and balls, fucking

1129
01:23:55.239 --> 01:23:59.239
stupid, she pipping on my pippa. She that's fucking disturbed. Sound of

1130
01:23:59.279 --> 01:24:04.039
silence, Ye possum. Yes,
that's my real name. Keith David Button,

1131
01:24:04.079 --> 01:24:11.119
Spanish Domination, Average Energy, Mitch
McConnell's civil Rights Stare two Electric Boogaloo,

1132
01:24:11.560 --> 01:24:15.159
Star Coffee, A mob of cock
Goblin Goblin Mobsters, Robin Robin Williams's

1133
01:24:15.239 --> 01:24:19.800
grave uh Gollum and Smeiegel arguing over
whether to say the N word. Transferm

1134
01:24:19.840 --> 01:24:26.359
Gremlin exposing people with lactose intolerance to
ninety million Rodygens of ionizing radiation Yush not

1135
01:24:26.720 --> 01:24:30.600
Vin Penn The Angelic Dungeon Master Presents
Game of Thrown Special Victims Unit Craig,

1136
01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:35.800
the Canadian Richard Fisting and the Magic
Tickle Finger. It's your Boy, Shawnee

1137
01:24:35.840 --> 01:24:40.560
d Southern Sweet Tea, Matt Walsh's
a Hero of Our Time, Sweet Baby,

1138
01:24:40.600 --> 01:24:43.479
Gang for Life, Ben and Jerry's
Funky Monkey, Indie Butter's Knife on

1139
01:24:43.560 --> 01:24:51.680
YouTube kemp starvid U three XO,
changing his name twice as often to compensate

1140
01:24:51.760 --> 01:24:56.520
for the new episode scheduling, slurbin, stroking, smoke and joke and emoticons

1141
01:24:56.520 --> 01:25:00.640
going like this morning owlett Keith David. Hey, remember we asked for the

1142
01:25:00.720 --> 01:25:05.319
Keith David's we got you. Uh. My name is Pingus Parker. I

1143
01:25:05.399 --> 01:25:10.359
was written by a radioactive dinner.
For over fifteen years, I've been YouTube

1144
01:25:10.439 --> 01:25:16.479
poop man. Let's go Nancy killing
Palestinian with a massive tits currently playing at

1145
01:25:16.520 --> 01:25:24.119
the armored core of Sween's prostate.
We love too We love to come too

1146
01:25:24.239 --> 01:25:32.439
long. That's uh yeah, we
love to come too long. We should

1147
01:25:32.479 --> 01:25:35.720
have done we should have done a
gay mix of it. That would have

1148
01:25:35.760 --> 01:25:44.880
been a good idea. That's not
That's honestly not a bad idea. Gay

1149
01:25:45.279 --> 01:25:49.279
a guy abby, something funny and
topical. I can't pronounce that, just

1150
01:25:49.359 --> 01:25:56.039
straight up, straight up. I
can't pronounce this. I want you guys

1151
01:25:56.079 --> 01:25:58.520
to help me pronounce this, So
I'm gonna put in the chat. How

1152
01:25:58.800 --> 01:26:06.560
would you say I didn't say that? Hollo bum alright, right, alright,

1153
01:26:06.560 --> 01:26:15.399
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, wait, see brothers

1154
01:26:15.439 --> 01:26:17.239
emporium tries to get Veginia to say
ice, I'll come on stream. Don

1155
01:26:17.399 --> 01:26:23.520
Donkerson, quiet, quiet, Quentin
and quef and queer Keith David William Harrington

1156
01:26:23.920 --> 01:26:29.640
filled with mirth at the worth of
my girth. Let tremble the earth at

1157
01:26:29.680 --> 01:26:36.199
my throbbing rebirth. Damn bars,
if set to a proper beat, that

1158
01:26:36.279 --> 01:26:42.840
could that could be fire. You
know that was hard. That's pretty hard.

1159
01:26:42.880 --> 01:26:47.319
Don't have to go that hard.
Uh So it wasn't as hard as

1160
01:26:47.319 --> 01:26:50.039
I was that one day that I
can that stick out of my other not

1161
01:26:50.159 --> 01:26:54.680
a furry. I just want to
fuck a wombat. So you know what

1162
01:26:54.760 --> 01:26:59.239
that means. You know what that
means, right? It means I wish

1163
01:26:59.319 --> 01:27:02.000
cakes was a black is a black
hole. That's what that ship means.

1164
01:27:02.840 --> 01:27:08.479
What are those stupid, that talking
thing, that fucking those hieroglyphics you put

1165
01:27:08.520 --> 01:27:11.920
in a fucking chat. It means, I wish Keith it was as black

1166
01:27:11.960 --> 01:27:15.439
as a black hole. That's what
that translates to something. Swear to God,

1167
01:27:15.520 --> 01:27:18.960
Swear to God, I translated.
I don't know what did that because

1168
01:27:18.960 --> 01:27:21.039
I didn't even think to do that. Yeah, I didn't even think to

1169
01:27:21.079 --> 01:27:26.479
do that. I thought it was
just fucking rain dings, rain powers.

1170
01:27:26.560 --> 01:27:29.159
Slow dude. It was just like, oh, let me just go to

1171
01:27:29.239 --> 01:27:31.600
translate and translate. Its like detect
dialect and I put it in. It

1172
01:27:31.960 --> 01:27:39.760
was anyway, I thought it was
prayer whatever. Uh not a furry.

1173
01:27:39.800 --> 01:27:42.920
I just want to fuck a wombat, I mean lesbian John Strickland armored Hohle

1174
01:27:43.119 --> 01:27:48.039
sex Fires of Rubbing Cocks Mark's eighteen
eighty nine Keith David, The First Church

1175
01:27:48.079 --> 01:27:50.800
of Keith David, featuring and on
Holy Choir consisting of three joe Phis and

1176
01:27:50.840 --> 01:27:58.199
three Daniels starts that. I like
that that premise constantly. It just I

1177
01:27:58.399 --> 01:28:02.720
smile every time I reminded of it. Uh. Uncle Ben released library sized

1178
01:28:02.760 --> 01:28:08.680
collection of CP aunt may hid from
Peter Jesus Fucking Christ. That would be

1179
01:28:08.800 --> 01:28:12.319
so sad if like, because there's
theoretically a universe where Uncle Ben was a

1180
01:28:12.359 --> 01:28:26.439
pedophile and Peter just either doesn't know
or has to God, what's that stick?

1181
01:28:26.600 --> 01:28:30.560
Uncle Ben? Don't worry about it. We could play wrestle WrestleMania.

1182
01:28:31.560 --> 01:28:36.239
I could be bones off, you
know what I mean? All right,

1183
01:28:36.319 --> 01:28:41.640
let's go pre Roz Blake eight ninety
six. Gay Jonah gave uson editor Chief

1184
01:28:41.760 --> 01:28:45.079
editor of The Gaily Bugle, cop
shoots Primading out of fear that it's stick

1185
01:28:45.159 --> 01:28:47.159
is bigger than his lasting. I
feel trash Texas Tator salad, Sue Hulk,

1186
01:28:47.279 --> 01:28:51.159
tickle my ass. Here's Nicky Ziggy
Bared from Gears of Bared from Gears

1187
01:28:51.279 --> 01:28:56.359
unleashing a swarm of tickers on the
irs after they get him to pay taxes.

1188
01:28:56.600 --> 01:28:59.920
Well, bottomize Jesus. Every time
I come it sounds like squidward walking

1189
01:29:00.039 --> 01:29:01.920
Jackson DuPont badly brave hugger Derek.
Just remember this is the timeline where you're

1190
01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:08.560
not Spider many Etherian Pejerian hunter melphis
one hex played Warlock spremacists and writing on

1191
01:29:08.640 --> 01:29:12.600
our list is always the king of
hephazard. Oh we are we are at

1192
01:29:12.640 --> 01:29:15.920
two ten, so by man,
that's crazy, bas