Hey, look mean hello everybody. Welcome, Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast,
the show that's usually about things, but today it's about a pedophile do
I don't know how to introduce this. That's such a blunt way to put
it. Disgusting, blights on humanity. That's why don't you have a seat?
So I really, how do we? I can't believe he got caught
again. I I can. I just it's so you. I guess my
brain would like my brain goes like you get caught doing something like that,
and you would assume that they would be like, oh shit, that was
a close one. I better not do that again. On account of that
was a close one. He dodged jail, prison, but he's he's back
at it again, Ladies and gentlemen, an official video out. Yeah,
because all I saw was the little clip that was circulating or not even a
clip. It was like a well, yeah it was a clip. It
was a clip. It was a clip of like it was editing five seconds
or something. I have no I don't know. I don't know who.
I have no idea. He's a mythical creature at this point. Is is
a content creator that goes and he makes really stupid videos, kind of counterpointing
things like, oh me hanging out in the most racist town in America,
me doing all these stupid things like that, and Pokemane. He's got a
beef with Logan Paul recently. He's been like, right, okay, I
remember Ember, remembering everything. Man, he's a very he's very, very
very popular for the young one, the young dumbs. He but he but
I mean to his credit, I mean, I really mean to to his
credit. And this he called ADP. But catch ADP with with with little
kid pussy is like catching a fly with shit. It's gonna happen, clearly,
clearly. It takes no skill. Yeah it doesn't. It kind of
it does kind of make it does kind of make it seem less impressive than
anyone was able to catch him in the first place. That this guy was
like, I feel like I could catch him now, well do agree?
Now? The thing about before, I think is really not us, Like
this is a content creator, So I don't think. I don't think he
understands the vastness of his his fan base and his family, his little dumb
kids. Yeah, yeah, of course it was like this. I was
like, he's wearing a cupcake costume. Yeah, it was like, that's
funny but also stupid as shit. That's kind of I don't know. I
kind of like that, I kind of I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know this guy, right, I don't know. I don't
think he's a bad I don't know anything about it, but I think it's
it is funny to catch a pedophile dresses beef with pokemone because I was a
big one. And remember, oh my god, remember watching the guy come
on the was hilarious. That was I will never think that this is looking
the biggest nut ever on a poke made on his phone like a beat monster.
I had two phones because he was recording his christ Okay, alright,
he's a beam. That was a moment. What was that wasn't was like
he was like making fun of her about like how she was just like kind
of like him, and how we're going back about something. And then he
showed that picture of her without makeup, who I think looks like a Dutch
woman from somewhere else but little. I showed it to Lily and my friends
smoking and they were like, oh, that looks like her. That looks
nothing like her. In the image. To me, I don't care if
anybody says it looks like it could be her, but she she's a bit
that wasn't I think it was a profile picture for a minute picture Pokemon without
makeup, and she does not look particularly great in that picture. She looks
she looked normal. I don't think I looks old. I just feel like
I don't think some other women that I've seen that where she doesn't. She
doesn't look bad, she doesn't look she doesn't look she looks like she looks
like but she looks like she looks like a person. She looks like a
person without makeup. So she looks first pubs in her name at least for
me, Oh yeah yeah. So to me, like like it's it's not
the way that people were behaving. People were trying to really drag her,
And I was like, she doesn't look that bad. She looks like,
you know, not great. To me, she looks how she looks without
makeup. But I don't think she's I feel kind of, you know,
there's the whole thing, like the the dude the in cel fantasy where they
they've never actually been around real like women look different without makeup. Do you
remember it. Do you do you guys remember when when they were complaining,
well not they like I don't know who the fuck this was. But like
I remember seeing like a big discourse about Horizon Forbidden West when that came out,
because they were like high res images of her face and you could see
like oh the pair the peach fuzz. Yeah, and and there were people
and there were people like they gave her fucking facial hair. I was like,
Oh, these people have never these people have never seen a woman in
person. Were crazy. That's everyone has little bits of hair on if you
know everywhere. That's what I mean. Well, that's we're convinced. You
don't have to convince us, like you don't have to just that that can't
be real, dude, Like I was like, you're lying. That was
a really definitely was happening. No, it definitely. It reminds me of
being a kid when I thought, uh, since I hadn't seen a guy
with long hair, like when I was really young, I just thought like,
oh, I guess men can't boys can't have long hair. And then
what's that that was introduced to me. It was kind of like, oh
shit, I didn't know because I'm a dumb fucking kid and it come to
four or whatever. I don't know any better. Yeah, but then so
it is it's like these people are stunted. Yeah I thought I thought until
like maybe I thought I thought until like maybe like six or seven, that
women just didn't have hair on their legs, you know what I mean.
It's like I just never. I never if it's like, why would I
why would you think otherwise? I never never either, So I don't I
was just like, Okay, I definitely didn't have on my legs when I
was seven either. Like that's that's the thing too. It's like a kid,
you don't have it, and you're like, yeah, I don't know.
I remember that I thought I thought girls through their butts for a little
longer than I should crazy a little like I was maybe like I was maybe
like it was like eight or not right, right, So the thing but
the thing to me, right is that like that's a reasonable that's a that's
a reasonable lack of information to have when you're a fucking infant or a child.
So they so the idea that there were people there were people online getting
into heated arguments. The fact that there were people who were online who were
old enough to even understand what it was to get into a heated argument in
the first place. I never watching talking about that porn the first time when
it see a bush and they're like, dude, it's so I don't know
man, that that It reminds me of that though. It kind of kind
of blows my mind that people just don't know that makeup is a thing,
and also that everybody has hair on the pedophilet a pedophile, like like,
yeah, the ginion caught DP. The video isn't out yet as far as
I know, Like, there were a bunch of people talk talking that it
was fake, but it's clearly not. There's no we're not at a point
right now where you can AI videos to be that realistic looking at least not
a stupid joke. I really pray it's not a stupid I don't think it's
a stupid joke, but I hope it's not. I really hope it's But
how would it be. I don't know why would agree crazy modern content creators
don't they just it's it's about content, it's not the machine exactly. So
Like I don't think I don't think anyone be ridiculous enough to do that.
At the same time, people believe that Logan Paul made up the whole suicide
forest thing, which doesn't sound crazy with me at all. The whole suicide
forest thing about Logan Paul making it up so like nothing sounds exactly crazy.
Like I'm at the point in my life where I believe a content creator will
make up the idea that their mom will die for clout for a video and
then their mom not die, Like I'm at that point. I just like
I believe I can do that. I mean, that's to me, it
sounds like it's actually less crazy when you think about it, when you actually
think about it. But he thought him again is wild. It's the thing
that's so wild about it is because like I used to watch Catchpredator. Loved
that show. There was there's like a famous guy, This guy's awesome.
He got caught twice. This was before they were getting arrested, of course,
so then he caught another the same guy that very next day, before
twenty four hours had passed, Adam McDonald's supposed to meet up with like a
little kid of McDonald's and then Chris Hanson's like out of the twenty years I've
been doing this. I've never seen anything. And the guy just kept saying,
I was just kidding something to eat. I was just kidding somebody.
It's great, Okay, I understand this. I was just play place.
Yeah. Yeah, these dummies getting caught again. That that doesn't surprise me.
It was a long time ago. They didn't really understand the internet that
well edp was born on the Internet. He got trolled the first time by
non law enforcement people, so why would it not be that again. That's
what's hard to believe this time that I'm like, how do you bro it
was fake? It was always fake. There was nothing even like not like
an entrapment thing. And it's like, all right, so that was a
huge sting operation. This time it's actually a real person. It's like,
no, it was just a fake troll to fuck with you. And then
they fucking did their Chris Hansen's type thing. How is it not going to
be this again? It's it's it's hard to believe. I mean, I
really need to see this video too, because from looking at it, it's
how can it not? There's no way this can be fake. But then
at the same time, I'm like, there's a piece of my brain.
That's like, are we getting taken for a ride? If EEDP, if
EEDP is collaborating with someone where he gets caught looking for a kid again,
then that's that's good enough for me. Man. If he thinks that that's
a smart thing to do for him, even more entertaining than him just getting
caught again, because then it's like where where did Yeah? Like where is
your brain even go? Man? Like, yeah, I know what it
is. I'm gonna lean into the pedophile thing, like, holy shit,
dude, Yeah, it's just crazy. It's not You're not a heel,
it's just like pedophiles. I'm a guy. I need to see this thing
always see. He streamed about it two days ago, but I think he
just mentioned it briefly because he has like a like a five hour stream And
yeah, yeah, the video is not out yet at the time that we're
recording this. Maybe it'll be out by the time this is out. Fucking
better be man, I need to see it. Let's assume, like what
do we think it is? Like, how do we assume? Let's assume
since it won't be out, and since it won't be out by the time
we're finished with this episode, right, and it might be live, maybe
serendipitously the same day this episode goes live. We don't know. Let's just
pretend like we've seen it already. Okay, let's pretending we've seen in it.
Oh man, I can't I can't believe he tried to meet a little
boy at a Toyota financing office. That's crazy. I can't believe that ship
you know that. Yeah, He's like, meet me at the Toyota financing
office, maybe at the dealership. I'm gonna be in that tiny room that
the parents leave their kids in with like the little roller coaster abacus. Uh,
and and you can come meet me in there and then we can we
can suck and fuck until the cops come. And he and I can't believe
he felt for that. I can't believe he just was like, oh well,
I mean and he gets there and he goes like, I mean it's
all right. I mean, uh, I don't know, man, it's
a crazy video. Fuck, I mean it was. It's crazy how like
Matt he got that the kid wasn't actually there. He was like or mad
that the kid wasn't there, that he got physical crazy that he It's crazy
that he brought uh, he brought a bible with him for the for the
kid to sign. That was like a weird like I don't know what has
been going on in the world of DV, but that's that was a crazy
revelation that I was not expected. I really wasn't expected. Almost he started.
I didn't expect him to start actually eating Gideon. He just ye.
It was pretty much when he took that when he took that big, like
cartoonishly like, when he took that perfectly segmented like cartoon cookie bite out of
gideon shoulder when not fucking neck, it was wild. Bro. I was
like, whoa dude, that guy's gonna die. Yeah. When's neck was
like kind of hanging on by a thread, I couldn't believe what I was
seeing. I thought, surely this must be doctored, but in fact it
was not. I thought, surely this must be shot. I thought,
surely this can't be a real thing. I just can't be really true.
We saw it, we saw its. Let's assume that's let's assume that's how
we caught him. He caught him in a Toyota's financing office, and and
and eedp bit a chunk out of his neck and then that's dude, that's
funny. As I remember, I remember hearing the phrase rest and piss recently,
and that'sh so fucking funny and disrespect for of me. You've never heard
resting piss before. I heard it recently. I didn't really hear it before.
It's such a state to somebody rested a bit. That's crazy to get
it. You've never heard that before? Yeah, man, I don't know.
Man. So here's the real question, right, is eedp He's like
this is like, this is laughing at this is like laughing at like that
chicken across the road joke. To me, I really can't believe this is
the first time you've heard, dude, rest in pisces. I've never heard
it before, and this is so fucking funny to me. I'm sorry,
I'm a little Where have you been? I don't know because I always said
rest rest, I heard rest in piece, rest in pieces, but I've
never heard rest in piss until like maybe like a year or two ago.
And I was like, Yo, this is fucking funny as funny. That's
not even recent. That's that's not even recent enough for you to have found
it. That's funny because I've really made fun of somebody dying and recently and
I kind of like took my gas off that Oh my god, speaking of
people dying. Fucking smash Mouth. Yeah, that fucking guy. Oh,
I'm a dead star. That's going to happen. Now, that's gonna happen.
We're just going to immediately impersonate the dead person dead, cold old dead,
never respect, show respect on the show. I'm dead. I'm gonna
de guy. That's pretty good play on you. They had the means had
trek at the funeral, holy relaxed bound dead bet now now now now no
dead burn out man. You can't breathe if you're not alive. I can't.
You can't grow, you know, disrespectful. Well anyway, look,
fucking I don't know the guy's name, but rest in peace to uh to
uh shash Mouth. Let's I've always just called him smash Mouths. His name
is smash Mouth. Yeah, his name is smash Mouth smash Mouth recipes because
the band's gone for sure at this point. Guy, Well, I mean
people replace their dead singers all the fucking time, you know, like that,
didn't he recently show up in the place and do something weird. Well,
oh he did something. I think he was like an alcoholic. That's
why he died. Yeah, he was a raging alcoholic. His fucking liver
exploded or something. Steve Harwell, Yeah, there was something about him doing
he was like ranting to a crowd, right or something? Yeah, something
he was talking shit. Yeah, uh Steve Harwell crowd rant Maybe I feel
like yeah yeah. Twenty twenty one. Smash mouth singer Steve Harwell threatens fan
in wild concert video. I'll fucking kill your whole family, I swear to
guy. Yeah, that's it. That is there. You go, man,
We need we need more people like him. Did that start coming in
and don't stop coming? Poor guy? I wonder how Crake is gonna handle
this. Now you hit the ground running. I can't drink, so I'm
gonna die, gonna come back because a ghost for fun? What do you?
All right? All right? How do you feel some kids with a
loaded gun? Hey? Now all right, anyway, he's dead. Hey,
let's move on. I'm a corpse. Now, let's run. Ethan
Ralph. Ethan Ralph is in the fucking uh again, dead and I'm making
fun of the fact that he's dead. I'm gonna keep doing. He can't
stop me. I think that has to be that. That's kind of that's
an arc. Now on our show, we respect, We respect the dead.
Bye punching down. That's crazy anyway, Ethan Ralph, Uh, it's
doing that. I actually don't know what he was doing, so I don't
know. I just saw him trending for some reason. You didn't see anything.
I don't know anything. Ah shit. I was hoping that like you
actually knew, because I don't know that much. I know some all right,
I don't see I think there was. I saw one post about him
like doing like he was like reflecting. He was like, you know what,
I decided to forgive or something. But it's really just because he's living
a fucking sad life Mexico the only thing I see. Yeah, so I'm
pretty sure to evade like responsibility of everything. He moved to Mexico and like
the shittiest house with like mold in the rooms and ship, and he had
his newborn kids. Apparently the kid's flying, I guess, but who knows.
If it's gonna grow up with problems from health problems, probably mentally gonna
be fucked because of being Ethan Row's kid. But that's a really yeah,
that's a bad situation, man. But so here's here's here's the here's the
here's the reason. Right, so he posted this thing. I've been doing
a lot of thinking about things. You gotta read it. Like Ethan Ralph,
you know he talks, all right. I don't know how he talks.
I just I just imagine Southern voice. He sounds like this. All
sound like that. Why why do they sound like Christian? All of that?
That's so fucking crazy. It's like high Southern Ethan Ralph. I've got
work to do. I'm Christian. I've been doing a lot of thinking about
it, all right, So I'll try it. I'll try it. I've
been doing a lot of thinking about things. Kind of hard not to.
I've decided to forgive my wife and even her father for her for their transgressions
against me. I apologize to them for my comments as well, even though
I never expect that to really be accepted. I simply fell off due to
repeat it, trolling from him, rubbing the fact that I can't see my
daughter in my face, et cetera. My wife seemed to encourage it.
I don't know it's some fun. I don't know, it's some he's trying
to be sad or something. I don't care, Like, I'm not really
it's a really long it's a really long fucking thing. The issue is like,
this would be a lot more sad if Ethan Ralph was even remotely redeemable.
But he really is not. Like it's it's it's really not even clothing.
Ralph does only bad playthroughs. He's never decided to exclusive. He doesn't.
He doesn't. He doesn't get they're bad either, Like you're like,
yo, why you've been He's like, what do you mean this game?
He's like that, just what is it that you are trying to? It?
Should do eight something? He sound like the cradles what how do you
know? You sound like you know there's content. It's I love I love
that. People say that's Pewter to Pine in his son. I think that's
so funny. I think that is so people. Oh yeah, did you
guys see that? Did you guys see that weird post about about him being
uh was it the peak of white? He was talking of the talking.
There was a there was a there was a post about him having like a
virgin wife or something, which was like crazy, Yeah, apparently apparently I
think she waited to bang till marriage. I've never seen information about that,
but apparently these in self freaks know about this. Imagine knowing about that taking
pride. I mean, like I'm gonna I'm so I love him for that
first. I'm so proud of him. Such freaks. Man, it's weird.
Man, it's fine. It's fine if it's I mean, it's fine.
If you don't you know what I mean, it's not like whatever,
it's fine, but it is fine. I guess it's like it's not but
it's not if that's someone, if that's if that's what someone wants to do,
Like it's like all right, I can't understand it personally, but like
fine, whatever, it's not like it's not like a huge deal. But
also to care about it to the point where you're like, bro, he
fucking rocked King of the Whites now he said, I can't believe VI.
First of all, he's not King of a white Who do you think would
be the King of the Whites if there was someone who would genuinely real if
there was so, this is so, this motherfucker's so, But would it
be Would it be somebody that everybody just unanimously agrees, like everybody's like this,
this is king? Or is it somebody who takes it by force?
That's that's that's that's easy. That's intriguing because because the king of the whites
being white, they gotta take it by force. That's how they work.
Who who wants to celebrate the the the dictator, the the that people.
A lot of people love for the king man people people love historically speaking,
historically speaking, kings have always loved, like had a lot of a weird
amount of support, despite the fact that they were just literally just dictators.
But who the I don't know, I like, I feel like that's propaganda,
you know. I don't think it's like real. Yeah, maybe I
don't know. Maybe love kings? What are you talking about? Bro?
What look at look at the look at all of the kings throut Europe.
People love them what they were, Henry the seventh, Henry the sixth,
the Kenny James, the King of Queens, they were still I can see
people love though. Yeah, everybody loved the King of Queens people. There's
why that show is a household name. Shows like Kings you're about to tell
me that everyone loves the king John Hoon and ship dude, people in the
streets. But people adoration in the streets love kings. It is a thing
because they hold on, hold on about this. Let's let's think about it
in a modern shut up, let's think about it in a modern way.
Let's think about it in a modern lens. Think about how many people love
Trump for no good reason. Yeah, I'm thinking of those people. I'm
thinking those people have always existed. Those I think like everybody. I'm thinking
of everybody else that's like normal and recognizing the poverty and the heavily tax being
taxed. I'm thinking they're thinking of people. You're thinking of people are key?
You are thinking of people that you personally would like. You are using
You're you're stupid post post. I wanted to read it real quick. It's
an intriguing fucking question though, like who is king of the whites? I
just want to give some context way you guys are thinking about this. So
the post says it's from this his name is spirit actual in cell like that
already kind of says everything. So this is why he thinks he's the king.
Uh So, beauty pie one not life fit, well, red and
handy. You already like, say, excellent gamer, I don't. I
don't know that good looking. I agree. I think he's a good looking
guys. Obviously not too famous. That's well, he's not too famous because
because there's something there's a there's a layer between internet celebrity and and real celebrity.
There's a layer because I mean, like, but he's at the peak
of celebrity. Sure, I mean, okay, fair enough, whatever,
Okay, so never has to work again. Sure, Virgin wife lives in
the safest, most high tech place on Earth. Legend to his peers,
welcomes his firstborn namesome after a Viking absolute king. All that shit put together,
you see, there's subtle hints, subtle hints of white supremecy, white
supremacy, just a little seasoned on there, like it's like the it's like
and it's stuff that, and it stuff that. Feelings himself would be like
what he's like, what do you? What are doing this? You'd be
like, when I start doing this, I just thought a Viking name sounds
like dope lives in this I'm Swedish, most high tech place on Earth.
The word like the safest thing really too, Like he lives in the whitest
fucking country. He lives in Japan. Listen, moved to Japan, that
is very He lives in that most enviously white, leaking white country envies the
whites. So okay, So my mistake. I thought he was talking about
Sweden, so all right. Uh and then and then if you look,
somebody sent this to me where it's just his reply and it just says all
hail King of the Whites with the picture of him, and it's so weird.
I gotta say, you know, he thinks they're losers. That's what's
so funny. What's so funny that it's like I guarantee, I promise you
if beat if I saw that post, he rolled his eyes so hard.
Don't you know him? Don't you know this to be like I've talked to
him like a very brief I wouldn't say I know him, like I had
interacted with him definitely a few times, but like not not really. It's
weird that I know enough, I know enough about him to know that he
would absolutely roll his eyes with that, though I do know that, uh,
King of the Whites. That's crazy. Who would be who would it
be there? I think it's Keanu Reeves wouldn't want that power though he wouldn't
he want. I think he's the one that sits at the throne of whites,
like he's the one that throne of whites is. Like the one thing
is they would have to accept it. That's the only feel like want.
I don't think he would never accept it. It's a good question. We
should have an election. I think I don't. I wouldn't agree with the
election. I wouldn't agree with this, but I think a lot of people
would probably go with Tom Cruise and he would definitely accept it. I think
you're right. Yeah, I was thinking Tom would be it would It has
has to be a blatant white, right, So it can't be like one
of them. It can't be one of the like the sort of whites,
rightla, like one of the hybrid whites, like Jason Momoa. But he's
he's he's a hybrid white, you know. Yeah, No, no,
no, I can't be. Maybe maybe John Cena. That's pretty John got
too much Chinese Chinese think on him now, thought too much, too much?
You got too much Chinese color on him now, way too much pinching
dude. Nope, all right, he got too much. Dogs about what
about? So? What about? What about the one that we love,
Henry Cavill. I would love him to be king. He would be I
would have wanted that would actually be like, pray, you're probably right,
Uh, you're probably, but there's more. You would be like praise the
sun. Ye to say, I would What I was gonna say was if
there let's just say, in this realm, there is there in this reality,
there is an actual white king in any other scenario, any other person,
and any other person, I would be like, fuck that, I'm
not going to acknowledge that is real. However, if Henry Cavill stepped up
and was the white king, I would respect that he is like, I'm
now the king of whites. And Derek literally falls to his knees and he
fears. He falls to his knee, his legs buckle, his legs slam
into each other, and he's like, yes, Lord, yes, yes,
you are the kid. The foundation, the foundation of his legs crumble,
like he kneels, like his legs fold the way a dog's legs fold.
Yeah, Like you fall down and you're crying and tearing and shaking.
You're like yes, yes, yes, yes, your majesty, and JoJo's
like what's wrong with you? And You're like, he's finally ascended to the
throne. Don't you get it? Don't you get our king is here.
I'll look at her and just be like, that's my king. That's that's
your king, Jojo, look you beautiful, look at you gaze upon him
and no beauty. I accepted. I accepted. I was thinking my head
wife. For some reason. The first thing my head went to was Brian
Cranston because you know what I mean king, because I love He's not a
king though, but do you know what I mean when I say that,
like like he if you imagine a king, if you imagine a king like
Brian Kankston and Brian Crankston in the role of a king is pretty. It's
pretty. That is a is banging casting. But also he wouldn't he that's
he wouldn't accept it either. He's too down to earth. He's in like
the picket lines with people and stuff like, he's not he's not gonna be
people. I've seen him, a bunch of our friends have seen him multiple
times. Just had a conversation. Yeah, he would never and and to
be fair, stay at him. Henry Cavill probably wouldn't accept it either because
he'd be like, I just want to play Walhammer. Yeah, that's exactly
what happened. I want to work out and play Warhammer. He he is
the king of the fucking in cells though, like he's not in they make
him British. He's definitely, he's absolutely British, all right. I wish
he's too good looking, he's too looking to be but he is British.
He was. He's an imported brit Yeah, he's definitely, Like he's not
he's not old British for like for sure, like he came from somewhere else.
He doesn't have those genetics. Yeah, bro, it's insane. It
is insane how they look so odd and because they're so inbred. That's why
the mixed people that are so beautiful, because they have a little bit of
different something else. Yeah. Final first it's the first chance they've had a
little bit of African and them and it's like crack too beautiful. They're like
whoa who. When I was the mixed girls were so pretty, it was
great. They were all just beautiful, light skin black women mixed girls are
pretty though. That's this hybridization, that's how it works. Yeah, but
they were all like, if I have, like I have a son,
I'm gonna tell him he's ugly as shit, you know what I mean.
It's kind of like, Yo, I'm gonna take him down a peg.
I don't want to get to do you have to take him down a peg?
Yeah, you have to detray his confidence because the rest of the world
build up for him. Yeah, you have to. You have to hena
be tall too. He's gonna be what he's gonna He's definitely gonna be tall
at me. Like, that's my first of all, my mom's side of
the family, they're all giants except for her. Then you have JoJo's family,
They're They're like, he's gonna be a fucking giant and he's gonna be
gorgeous, And I'm gonna take him down a peg. I wanna make him
believe that he's an ugly fucking monster, just so like he like, you
know, I wanted to stay in reality. Let him knows better than this
motherfucker. You know what's scary. If I have a kid and he observes
my jeans, he's gonna be a big black Mexican kid, and that's just
dangerous because one of the limitters on Mexicans is they're small. That's one of
the few limitters nature put on that dude. He's gonna be like he's gonna
do all the Mexican be so jealous. He's gonna be saying the fucking in
word like all the time, and he can be saying that he can.
He's gonna be saying it all the time. He's gonna build like, he's
gonna build structures way faster than everybody else. He's gonna be strugg It's stronger
than it's nuts. It's gonna build structure that the wall is gonna be that
wall. That wall is gonna be nothing to him. You so like you
sound like a fucking slave master. Just fu, Where did you go,
Chris? Where did you go? You did? Camera just went out?
Oh didn't really? Yeah, I just went out. We can still hear
you though it's still it's still recording on my end. So it's like,
it's not that having Derek in the middle of last episode for me. Yeah,
it's he's gonna be the Apex Mexican dude. He's gonna be the King
of the Mexicans Mexican. That is a fucking wild concept. Apex Mexican.
Who's the current day who's the current day Apex Mexican? Would you say George?
He's like he's like maybe the king of the Mexicans. Maybe, but
like if the Mexican is he Mexican? Or who is he? Daniel Trejos,
Oh my god, you might be Yeah, he's the king. Who
that's a question? Who's the apex nigga? I don't think you're out,
don't. I don't think you're gonna like the answer to that question. Who
who's the Apex? Who's the Apex? Oh? Yeah, never, no,
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, Like like Hillary Clint said
superpredators, but wait, what are you talking about? Who did you say?
Who's the most Who's the most powerful nigga? By far? Samuelson?
Oh? Oh, j Simpson killed somebody and got away with it. Old
Jason is the greatest nigga. Simpson has the greatest nigga feet, He has
the greatest has the feet of nigga dry but he has the Oldbama feet.
You know, you are right, You are right that Obama killed a lot
of people. Why are you looking at his feet? That's weird Obama had.
The thing about Obama is that like, yes, he killed the many,
many more people than oh Jay Simpson did. However, that was also
just his job to do that, you know, like that's just like the
president is. That's what they do, is they just kill thousands with no
moral impunity, impurity to be washed on the record. O Jay was a
who was a football playing actors with men who stood out of it. He
stepped out of his lane a little bit with that little spree grand dream.
He could have grandly, he could have been the king, but he squandered
his power and he is a forgot He jest Sam Jackson. Honestly, I
would I would have to say, if I'm gonna be, if I'm gonna
be as far as like pop culture goes, I gotta give it to Michael
Jordan. Give Michael Jordan absolutely. When Shack, I would say, I
would prefer when you Michael Jordan is the goat. No, it would have
to be Shack because he's so ridiculously big that he seems like a kid,
like if you put a robe, like he would look like you know those
you know, those you know that, you know what Elden ring that that
dear boss. Yeah, how like how like it's like one of these before.
I've seen one of these before. But that's like really big. That's
that's what that would be. Like. Shack in a crown would be ten
feet tall probably, And that's so scary. On Shack. Shack looks like
one piece. You're not some one piece. Characters are just larger humans.
That is how Shack looks compared to regular people. Just a big version of
So in the Kingdom, so the Kingdom, So hold on, so you
have the Kingdom. I'm going Shack. I can't. I can't. Samuel
Jackson's great, but Samuel Jackson would be like when you realize how much money
he's made, you know, we have how much money he's He's the most
wealthy. It's not about money, man, It's not about money. If
it was about if it was about money, then I would go back to
Michael Jordan's. No, he I think I think sam Rich. Now,
Samuel Jackson is Derek Derek Marvel money Derek Samuel Jackson's do you understand how much
money he made off of the fucking Jordan's alone. I understand. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no dude,
no, Derek, Dude, when you look, I didn't think. I
didn't think about the shoes. I forgot about the shoes. The shoes,
shoes alone, LU understand even take it? Okay, look at look how
much he's made. Man, he's he's crazy. You're like, look,
because of how much money has been generated from Jordan's, it is just obscene
to think that it's anywhere near anything an actor is made. It's kind of
like, I think it's mind boggling to even put them in the same fucking
shit. Yeah, Michael Jordan is worth two billion, two billion dollars Samalescent,
it's not worthwi even fucking like the fact that you would think it's closes
insane. I totally forgot about the shop, so I was thinking, like,
oh, just basketball forever. No, he's probably like, yeah,
like a good totally have I have not thought about Jordan's. Yeah, as
a shoe. Shoot, what are we doing? We should? What are
we doing? We should make a shoe? Doing doing all this work for
it? We could just make a shoe and make kids. You know what's
crazy? What are we doing? Know what's crazy? The Jordan's sales as
stinkers have plummeted extreme eight tens before because before, back in the day,
the Jordans were these sneakers. They were like the sneakers, and now they're
not even like they're still people still buy obviously, like I just bought Lily
a pair of pandas Jordan Jordan's Two's. You know, I have a pair.
I have like three pairs of Jordan's, but I don't really wear them,
not like my go to shoes. But they used to be like super
popular. Now people buy Adidas a lot, people buy like any because people
people do a lot of collabs, not people, but as by people's collabs
now and the Jordan's like eighty five number one anymore. I think rappers all
now have replaced like say, basketball shoes are still popular, but I think
rappers putting out their own shoes is more popular. Like when Yeezis were so
successful, it kind of like really paved the way for people being like,
shit, I can become a mainstay. I can I can have like my
own shoe and not just be like you know, because it useduld just be
like, oh, the Kobe's. That's because Kanye what Kanye has done is
that Kanye made a lame where people can actually sort of afford like real designer
shoes people are wearing. We want to make a shoe. We got a
shoe, let's make it. Can we just rip off like Doc Martins,
but like I want to steal Doc Martins straight up. Take Converse, bro
and let's like start selling converses, dud and the like, these are ours
now love to like, yeah, chuck tanks. You know it's called tanks,
people, what are you doing? We'll make converse. Well we'll make
well, we'll just make converse, but we'll have like a whole cutout so
everybody can see each other's pinkies. And that'll be if that'll be the t
that'll that'll make it, that'll make it transformative. That's so everybody, So
that so that everybody chim fantastic is how you said? So we can,
so we can we can so that'll be our thing. It's like that'll be
that'll be the way that we protect ourselves from copyright. In French, we
just it's just converse, but you can see the pinkies, because more often
than not, the weirdest toe is the pinkie and everybody with those shoes,
we'll be able to laugh at everybody else with those shoes. He's like,
you got a gross, fucking weird Like why is your pick nail slimmer than
a staple? That's so weird. So we got chuck chanks. And the
second thing we're gonna do because one thing that has explode on the market and
I hate it is crocus. We're gonna do yeah, yeah, yeah,
we got so we do comrags, we're gonna do. We're gonna do chuck
tanks. And then we're gonna do gators, but not alligators shoes. We're
gonna make crocs. We're is calm gators, that's it, and like we'll
just skil their design, make them a little bit pointier because you know,
you know, gators have like longer narrow snouts and ship we're just gonna make
we should make them. We should make shoe. We should make every time,
no exceptions. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter at all. It's
better if it's it's better if it doesn't make sense. In fact, so
we'll have gators that the really it'll be like a three foot long shoe regardless
of size, and the holes. The holes in the crocs will be triangles
instead, so that they'll be like a little teeth. Yeah, it's it's
the final ages for sure. Likes there's not going to be another president.
In the last episode. In the last episode, in the last episode of
the star Take, we were talking about that guy who was like flipping out
about like the the immersion being broken in Starfield for for having pronouns and stuff.
To me, the immersion breaking factor in Starfield is being in space at
all, knowing that how humanity is, like knowing how, like knowing how,
like the trajectory that we are on. The second the second I got
in my own ship, I was like, we're never getting here. I
don't believe any of this. I don't believe any of this. You're telling
me people cooperated enough to settle on different planets and like cooperate. No way,
dude, this is way more fantastical. This is way more fantastical than
fucking Skyrim is. That's fucking crazy. I can't have pronouns in my game.
Let me go back to skyrin where I can be a cat person.
Yeah, it's so fucking silly, But I realized that, like when people
should sell jokes like that, right, let me make dumb shit like that.
They do not realize that I'm a cat person. I am a literal
I'm I'm a feline person in this game. And around is freaking you out.
We're we already talked about it. We're we're talked about we're getting off
topic. We have to focus on what we're going to sell. So we've
got the we've got the gators, we've got the chuck and h I think
we should start selling. I personally think sincerely we should start selling. We
should we should buy. So here's what we do. We buy sham wows
in bulk in bulk, and we call the official no no we official,
we call them we we uh we We market them as official Snark Tank comrags.
So you can and so so that way, it's like it's like not
only it's like, look it. It chokes to come right up, and
you know, you can dispose of it however you want, or you could
leave it, soak it, like you'd leave it kind of full of like
it like almost like a comb sponge in some way. And he has a
fucking this thick rag on the floor and you're like, yo, why is
that rag so thick? It like, yo, it's absolutely filled and a
broom would come. It's as more come than anything else. It's you know,
you know, you know, we fuck around, but like I would
love what We may even be the first people to actually sell com Rags logo
on it, and then we just sell cloths. I'm not but you know
you know the reason why I wouldn't want to do that. You know why
right, you don't want people to come on our logo? What? Well,
No, people will do that, and then they'll be like look,
oh they'll show us look yeah, yeah, don't bring it'll they'll like bring
it. They'll bring it to our live shows and they'll be like, like
still wet. He's like, oh sorry, let me bring it out.
And it sounds like someone's pouring a gallon of milk on the floor. You're
like, yo, what the hell dude, you got some healthy balls,
man. It's like it's like it's like it's like when you It's like when
you when you're in the shower and you hold you like you have your arms
together and you collect a bunch of water and then you drop it all at
once, just just and then just drop it and then it's all this weight
just it's like that much anyway. Yeah, it's one of questions. Yeah,
let's do it. That's an awful lot of calm, Walter. I
think we can make a lot of money on those come rags. Let me
tell you, God, christ to stop Walter, stop coming on your official
stuck take merchand dies well to But it's like you don't understand, Mike.
It's a comerag it. I'm the one whom I am the comeragged. I
am the one makes the fucking sense at all. Okay, let's see,
let's see. Oh you anymore? Hector Salamanca. Okay, I'm afraid I
chose the wrong pronouns. I chown the wrong I chose the wrong pronouns in
Starfield that it made me gay roaded, he says, Hello, Chris Megan
Stewie. I am playing through Sonico six and Force Unleashed, and I wait
Force on Star Wars Force Unleashed, uh, And I don't remember Unleashed being
buggy and hard to control and the levels feel uninspired. On the other hand,
Sonico six is less terrible than I remember, and I actually found myself
having fun playing. My question is what is a game or movie or show
that you loved and went back to that was better or worse than you remembered
it. You said Force Unleashed for sure? I think so, yeah you
Or did you say Sonic Unleashed or some shit? He said Force Unleash,
which is okay, Sonic Leash is a good game, is actually a game.
Hog is actually not a bad game whatever, whatever, stupid, stupid,
but it's pretty fun. I just want to make sure. Okay,
So we said Force Unleashed, Yeah he did. Yeah, he said Force
Unleash. Okay. I actually kind of agree with him with the Force a
Leash. When I first played it, I was like, yo, this
game's fucking dope. Like I think it was in like oh eight or something
when I played it, or I don't remember what year was, but I
remember you go back like I went back and I was like, dude,
this game fucking sucks. It doesn't, it can't, it doesn't, but
it was. What happened was that it's unfair. What happened was I think
I played it recently, after the one with the cow with the cowl,
whatever it is, fallen. I always want to say, cal coquesto whatever
saw that guy. I saw that guy in a bar recently. Yeah,
bitch, what's up? Man? I didn't know. I didn't talk to
a little bit. I don't know. I don't know enough about him to
really like say anything to him. I just knew that. It was like,
Yo, you're that I know you. You're the guy from fucking arms.
Yeah, you push them like you don't have any fun, you don't
have any fucking powers, you bitch, and just like bullet right now,
you know what's really fucking What's really weird about it though? What's what is
super bizarre about it though, is like this is an actor who I've only
ever seen in video games, Like I've only ever seen him in like,
uh, what was the first one Jedi Survivor and and it was it was
the last one er No, but what's I'll fallen order right right? So
I've only ever seen him in that, Like, I've never seen him in
like a live action role. So seeing him in person was like really jarring
because I was like, oh, video game model. My brain was like
he doesn't look exactly like his video game character, and I was like,
oh, that's weird. Like I remember thinking that it looked like it was
like a good character model, but it's not a good chacter mode at all.
He doesn't look anything like that. But whatever. But yeah, I
just say I played Fall in order, and so yeah, I definitely being
hyperbolic. It was just trying to play it after that. It's an old
it's an old it's an old third person action platform. I feel like I
would still like it if there was some really good sequences in there. When
I played it again that I really enjoyed. Some of the boss battles were
cool. I really like when he takes down the star storyer that that's that's
such a cool that's scene is absolutely that is the most obscene moment I think
Star Wars has. That is, Like I remember I remember going to that
moment and being like, oh, the guy's getting away, what am I
gonna do? And it was like he concentrates and he fucking brings it down
like that. That's some hit. That's too much. That's some I'm like,
what are you doing right now? What do you? Yeah, Vader
on screen has ever done anything even close to the Mtel has Palpatine, neither
has Luke as anybody, and it's just like, what the fuck this guy
is so strong. That's why when you go through killing everybody, I'm like,
yeah, obviously he kills them. This man's a d Yeah. Yeah
for me that I went by and you know, came in and like the
much. When I played again, I played off Fall on New Vegas,
and I like the last one I played the second time. Ah. Still
great game, great game. Yeah, very good games, A very good
game. The story in three is better. Better story in three? Story
is the story. The story is better than three, yes, but the
side character. But I think, I think amazing And for New Vegas,
I'll give it that. Yeah. Actually, I don't know, Like I
have a pretty good I feel like I'm really good at assessing how good are
bad things are, even if they are, like even even if I was
like a kid at the time, Like, there are certain things where I'm
like, I go back and they are as they are, as JANKI and
as fun as I remember, so I'm not necessarily put off by it.
But I think the one man, how do I so? Kung Pao right
is a movie that I remember thinking was so funny when I was a child,
and then I saw it again recently or like in the last few years,
and I was like. I was like, oh yeah, it's definitely
like for kids, and like it's it's just so stupid, it's just so
dumb. And then I watched it high and it was the funniest that movie
has ever been, So like, I don't know exactly where to put that,
because I still feel like Hung Pow is funny. I just think that
I think the parts in Kung Pow that aren't funny really aren't funny now though,
Like that that fucking cow the cow matrix scene, Oh god, so
terrible, Like it was I remember thinking of that scene was really funny the
first time I watched as a kid, but like watching it and I was
like, oh that's that sucks. But then the rest of the movie is
way funnier. So it's it's it's weird, it's it's a bizarre fucking I
always felt a little left out because I just yeah, because I never found
it as funny, nearly as funny as most people. Like most people,
I love this movie. I was, I was like, I get it.
I get it because it is it is really it is so stupid.
It is so stupid that it's almost insulting that you're watching it, Like like
it is it almost insults you for watching. But the thing about it is,
like what's funny about the joke is the movie Like the fact that it
was even the fact that someone gave this guy money to do this and sell
it, and like the technology that they used to like put his head they
did that, it's it's cool, Like it's like from a filmmaking standpoint,
it's actually really cool that he did that because like he superimposed himself over this
old Chinese film like really convincingly. It was obviously will like obviously like if
you watch it on model, if you watch like I don't know, like
a four K cut of it, like a lot of the a lot of
the problems kind of stick out because the footage that they shoot on isn't exactly
matched and you could see like certain lines that you wouldn't normally see on like
VHS and stuff like that or like old school standard definition DVD, so the
seams are there. But like it's there's like a lot of little things in
that movie that I think are really fucking Like there's like that the dog that
barks, but because it's a translated because it's a dubbed movie, the bark
is like the lay and like little like there's some like genuinely like brilliant jokes
in there, but they're also like surrounded by like Taco Bell, Taco Bell
and Joey though from it's just fucking stupid shit, Like my favorite parts,
the subtle like bullshit fucking lines that are replaced or like, I don't know
why this is so funny to me, because whenever I tell it to people,
like they don't feel the same way. But he just says, like,
oh I traveled they just because like it's so it's just such an absurd
line where he says something like oh I traveled many miles to see you or
whatever, and then he says the guy says, oh, would you say
ten million, and like yeah, so and he weighs him like would you
say like ten millions, And it's like, no, not ten million.
It's such a certain number to say. There aren't even that many miles.
I love it, I love It's it's it's just really dumb. It's a
really dumb movie. I don't have it. I love a kid. I
fell out of love with it and then I and then I loved it again
because like there's there's lines you go that way, I'll go home like really
good. I want to you get. I will sing across an owl with
a bungee cord my ass. I will say I love ready, Oh Betty,
I love Betty. Betty is the best thing about that movie. What's
crazy about that movie, though, Betty, like is that like that is
what's so crazy about that voice is that I can't believe I've not heard that
voice in anything that isn't Kung Pow, because that is such a stupid person
like because we everybody's heard, like, you know, like everybody's heard that
voice or like a million other different voices. But I have never to this
day heard anyone sounds like Betty in anything. Yeah. Fun fact, I
the first that the Council are aliens. It's fucking so stupid. I named
my Even though I was never a huge fan of the film, I did
really like Betty to the point where my first Scheckter Diamond series guitar that I
got I named Betty, named like black Betty Betty. It's like a lamb
black where a black Betty I named man black bit whoa whoa? Can you
imagine that? People playing them? Oh but clean along but Leah clean along,
dude, I love That's that movie introduced me to that song. I
love that song. Uh, Black Buddy is such a fun song. Do
you guys ever play that? Before we move on to the next question,
do you guys ever play that Rayman Legends scam like for amazing? You on
the Black Betty level amazing, there's like a whole level that's sequenced to that
song, and it's it's so good. It's great. If anybody hasn't played
Rayman Legends seriously, it's like, it's probably one of the best things that
you would be soft has ever done. Like I don't. I don't even
think it might be the top. Yeah, one of the few games I
copped with my homie oually so good? Yeah? Do that s all right?
Bet Panis wrote in he says, Hey, kunts special thanks to Derek
for introducing me to I Am Ghost. Tell me tell me what wrong opinion
you have about any kind of media that you know is but can't shake.
For example, I'm a firm believer that Worth Dying For is the worst song
on suffering the Witness is it? I think it might pay? I think
you're right ying for? Uh Yeah, Worth Dying Suffer and the Witness.
I like it, but it's yeah, it's Witness Suffering, the Witness track
list, Yeah, it's it's worth dying for by a mile. Yeah,
Like it's not even yeah, it's not even close. Uh A wrong an
opinion that you know is wrong, that you can't shake. What is my
worst opinion? I have a lot of them. I feel like I have
one of a lot of them. For you. I think it wors opinions
that you think Metal Gar Solid You generally think Medica Solid two is better than
three. I think that's your worst opinion. I really, I really don't
know how you like. I don't think i'm I don't think i'm wrong.
Though I respect Metal Gear Solid two as a game. It's not better than
three. I really respect it. I think it's a great game. I
just really hate riding though. I can't stand that motherfucker. But did you
play this game? Huh? I don't like Revenge's right, right. I
think there was some discourse on Twitter about that. Everybody got mad at me,
and I'm sorry because it's an insane opinion. I don't like the game.
I don't like it. I don't I'm sorry. Like I played I
played it, I was like, oh, this is cool. I don't
like when he talks that's it's so crazy, But that's so crazy that that
game is so good. I like this scene with we Got his Name something
jets Stream when everything's blown up and he's like, yeah, yeah, it
is like doing so fucking funny because the world's going to shit. He's just
kind of smiling like a jet Stream Sam. I think it is this is
I don't remember. I feel like I'm due for a replaying that game.
He's like, yeah, the city's blowing every screaming, and he's just kind
of like smiling, like grinning. But what else I have? I have
a bunch of bad takes, man, I don't know. I'm trying to
think of one that I understand is not. I understand its fault, like
I believe it in spite of the fact that I understand it's wrong, and
I'm sure there is something like that, but for some reason, it's not.
It's not fucking coming. I guess for me it Spider Man Spider Man
one and two. Oh, I found it. I found it. What
is it, uh that imagine Dragons is the worst band in the world.
Oh yeah, because I know they're not. I factually, I factually know
they're not. Like they're not. Like you just believe it the worst,
the worst, the worst, the worst band in the world. Probably doesn't
it probably isn't not any of our radars at all. But I do hate
them deeply. Yeah, so by default they're the worst. By default,
they're the worst band of the world, even though there I know they're not.
Logic objectively, what is I think? For me? It's I think
that's a good one. I think that Spider Man two is worst Spider Man
one. But I only think that because that's all done. I think William
Dafoe is just like Alfred Milian is good, but I think William Dafoe is
just infinitely better. Like I don't think. I don't think that's true at
all. I think I really think that, I really think. I think.
I think William Dafoe is is amazing and he's like top echelon, but
I don't think. I don't think Alfred Milian is that far behind him.
To be honest, I don't think he's not. I think he's definitely behind
him, Yeah, but not not to the degree that not to not to
the degree that it would erase the superiority of that entire movie because I think
because I think the best parts of that movie are like I think, I
think Peter in that movie is done better than I think in any of the
Spider Man movies. I think. I think overall, Raymy does a bad
job at doing Peter Parker justice, but I think he has such a great
side cat like the cast. The people in that movies fill up for that
ship more than bound Aunt may Harry the but even the butler. The butler
is great in those movies, and I'm like, why the fuck is I
think he's good, but the butler is the worst part of every single one
of those movies. He's the worst. He still does that butler. That
butler is like miss mccon will. I feel like they just I feel like
they just got a guy, like some guy won a contest or something.
But do you remember in Spider Man because he goes like your father only your
Inspider Man two, I think, like, you know, your father only
obsessed over his work, and then he leaves and that's all he says,
and I'm like, what do you And it's not even it doesn't even have
anything to do with anything. It's such a weird, it's such a I
don't know, man, He's every time he's on screen, which is like,
thankfully less than a minute throughout the entire trilogy. It's jarring to see
Sweeney. Look to come on, let's just go through it. You got
the power of com in the palm of my hands. Iconic, you got
pizza, you got, you got Dickovich, iconic, you got out.
You say I could go on out? You say iconic? Uh, now
what you call it? I mean, save the children, Suffer the niggas,
save the girl. You have a suffer. We got, we got
wet, we got him licking his hand, he touches the cake, We
got the so many iconic moments, man, Like, there's great entire trilogy.
It's iconic, though, like but a moment mostly dam somewhat of an
some come on, black Defoe lips lips, Rent free in my head,
so regular. When I showed Chris the image, he didn't know. He
was like, what you showing? Why you showing me a black person?
And I was like, you don't get it. He was like what what
He really did show me that he really did? He really he really did,
He really did show me of that. He showed me that image of
Willem dafoex photosh have to be a black person with the with the caption I,
you know, I'm somewhat of an N word myself. And I looked
at it and I asked him, sincerely, why are you showing me a
picture of this random black eye? Like? And I meant it like,
I was like, I don't know what this means. I didn't understand it,
and I had to stare at it like like like you know how like
in Skyrim when you get the words of power, when you approach the Big
Stone, look at it. That's what it was like where it was like
slowly realizing like that's Willem Dafoe, But that looks so legit. Do you
think do you guys think honestly that the words of that the N words a
word of power somewhere it's a word of power objectively speaking, or or the
F word the F word. No. Therefore, I saw that video,
Derek. Did I say that video Derek on the cop pulling over the guy
and the guy yelling that and like light coming out the car and the cop
dying. Yes, Yes, I saw that. I saw I seen that
video is beautiful. Dude, man, I really there's gonna be a day
where we have kids, right yeah, And I'm like, dad, what
did you think was funny when you were younger? And I'm gonna be like,
son, I'll show you in like forty years. I can't show you
right now. You can't laugh at the suffer. You can't go to kindergarten
laughing at it like this. You're gonna get kicked out, right, Yeah,
you're gonna show it to everybody on on your phone, and then you're
gonna get beat up or you're gonna pick up the wrong crowd. They're gonna
you're gonna get beat up or pick up the crowd. Let's end on this
one cyclone of chaos, right, And he says, hey, idiots,
game of the year time? Which one? Well, there's Gate three or
Starfield. It's so funny because like I'm I'm gonna say this right it is.
It is absolutely wild to me that Spider Man two is going to come
out in what like like a couple of weeks now, because it's early October.
It's is it early October? I'm pretty sure? Let me let me
check the date again. Uh, thirteen. All right, so a little
a little over a month from now speak, Oh did you get that?
Did you get that special edition in case? Oh? Nice? The case?
I don't like. The cases are absolutely like there's there's nowhere to be
found. You can't get that. Yeah, I believe that because they scountrol
which is these are for this as well, but they're completely scounted. Man,
it's insane. I don't I don't like the design of it. I
think you've seen my control, right, you saw mine one, my customer
one, right, I like mine better? Yeah, I I I don't
like the spider on it. Honestly, I feel like it would be a
lot better without the spider on. It's too it's too I don't know,
it's it's too gaudy to me. But I like, I'm not gonna use
it, probably everybody. Yeah, But Spider Man two is is gonna come
out in about a month from now. Uh. And it's wild to me
that it has no shot at winning Game of the Year this year, like
no one. It depends on how gate story is. We'll see, we'll
see, but it's very unlikely that anything is gonna be Balder's Gate. No,
there's but we'll see Starfield versus balder Gate that chaos. Those are the
only one and and I think it's I think it's between Bader's gatting Zelda.
Personally, I don't think Starfields up there. I'm sorry, you're you're you're
probably but we'll see there. Because Starfield, I like the I like the
game. I think it's a good video game. I think it's it.
It runs fine. The glitchers, the glitch. People are bitching about the
glouch. I've experienced maybe two glitches. Maybe they weren't even like bad.
I'm working on a I'm working on a video about like in Defense of the
Bug because like I because like I feel like people don't know how to distinguish
between like like bugs that are actually like genuinely like kind of fun and endearing
and cyberpunk Day one doesn't work, crashes bricks, you're fucking console. It's
like, is it the difference between these things? But something crazy eyes Like
did you see that one where they're like sitting down and talking and then like
this black chick like appears ahead and she's just staring dud. It's so funny.
But that's not that's like that's a problem. I have with them,
but that's like not like a detrimental part of my problem would start feelings.
I think it's just a little boring. I mean it's kind of boring because
it's like, I don't know, I feel like the aesthetic of space the
way they did spaces as that years just a planet you go hang out on
it. Like I feel like space without aliens and weird shit is boring.
And that's my that's there is there is well, there is weird hitting it.
That's my relation of it. I'm only like fifteen hours in, so
like I would. It's just I think people are bitching too much about it.
I just don't think. I don't think it has the contents to be
like, oh, this game is game of the year worthy compared to that
game like Balders, I think that exists. That's why it's like it's just
too much of a game, Like I don't I don't think anything should be
compared to that, because I gets this unhealthy to have any game compared to
how good Balder's Gate is right now, like I feel like it does games
of disservice having them being compared to its well design of an RPG. It's
just too there's just done too well. Yeah, balls didn't work for me
at all, but Startfield is working for me a lot. I think I
don't know. I based on what I've played this year back and look,
because this game this year has been so good, I'm gonna have to like
like a game in a way I don't like. Like I feel like I'm
playing like I'm playing fucking Fallout based on the way I move and the way
you look around the world. Well, it's true, but it doesn't feel
like it's been like I don't know, Like, I think they just need
to up this the new servers put a new server out eventually, but like
you want something like completely redesigned, I want I want something more polished.
I want something more polished. That's it, more polished, more like smoother
movements, like it runs at sixty phrase but still the jumping feels a super
clunky. The shooting feels clunky as well. It doesn't feel smooth in a
way that other newer games do, Like compared to Betters, how you feel
of a residue of the new one, fres of four feels smooth as fucking
butter. If it's the game, it feels like it's also as on a
brand new servers well design from the floor server don't know, I don't know,
you keep you mean engine engine? Yeah, who was the engine from
the floor up? You know, they probably remade four. Of course,
they really wanted to change the way the experience of the game may modernize it.
But I feel like this just feels like I'm playing fucking Fallout again for
the most part. Also, you can't fly your ships. It's silly.
Also, like I thought you're gonna be able to do that. The space
fights are pretty so can I I can't. I am so shocked at how
many people don't know how games are made. I understand the Donkey video Donkey
when Dunkey was like when Dunkey was like, I was expecting you to be
able to fly into the atmosphere and land, even though literally said years ago
that that wasn't going to be the case. I couldn't believe that, I
really, because I was like, you do you understand that the only games
that you can do that in our games with nothing else in them, because
that is how demanding of a feature that is. You can't do that on
any hardware and anywhere you need a you need a computer the size of two
hotels probably to get that running at the fidelity that you need, with the
detail that you need. It's not it's just not. That's not possible.
If it was possible, they would have done it. It didn't. It
wasn't an expectation for me. I just thought, like, uh, the
only time, like, like how it is the only time you're gonna be
doing space flights for specific like missions and stuff. I thore gonna be able
to fly around. I didn't think it was only gonna be missed. I
because I don't think you're gonna be able to fly to every world, but
I thought you'd be able to. It just takes up too much space,
man Like. It's kind of like it's kind of like the thing where it's
it's kind of like the thing where it's like I want to be able to
walk across an entire planet to get to where I'm going, even though realistically
that would take you three months of game time, so no one would actually
want to do that. That's kind of what space is. They said,
Like what is fun about space? Flying around, blowing stuff up and discovering
points of interest, And that's and that's what space is. It's broken up
into sections where you go into space and then you see a planet in this
and he warped to it, and then you land on it and then that's
what the game is, and then you fight in space and the space combats.
So fucking interesting. I did not expect it to be that deep.
It's really fucking I don't know, man, I'm really into it. It
is. It is my ideal. But as the game though, it is
exactly the kind of the game that I want, where it's like I like
Fallout and sky RIM's fine, but like I dig NASA fucking stuff specific,
like specific, like the land, like this mass effect kind of it.
It's like sixties mass effect. It's not mass effect. That's what makes it
weird. It's like MASSI effects. Mass effect Awesome is like the interworkings between
all these fucking spece the world, the universe being so big but also small
in the sense that they are these people in the world, that all of
them are still trying to survive. Everyone's trying to make it day by day,
every and you've medly realized that between the characters. No, I didn't
deep dig deep into the characters yet, which I'm gonna have to do.
I'm gonna before I give a very like, oh, it doesn't have this,
I don't think it's your I don't think it's I don't. I just
don't think it's your game. I know I told you you weren't going to
like it before. I'm I'm trying to give it a fair shit because I
think as a game there shouldn't just be like, not my type of game.
I should be able to play this. I love befest the games,
of course, but that's it's always it's always going to be the case.
I don't play most games like bas Gate. I'm telling you right now,
nuts balls Gate not my type of game at all. In fact, I'm
honestly baffled at how people enjoy it, Like I really can't. I can't
get around it. I can't do it. I can't. The combat is
crazy and it doesn't combat it even for me. It's I don't I the
the the movement restrictions absolutely kills it for me. Like I personally, I
personally don't like that. I just the way that I played turn based combat,
I've never experienced in that way before. You used to just like more
of an I bat right the river. It's it's it's interesting, but my
movement I would rather be having happening in real time and then everything and then
everything being scattered like that and then I can pick and choose what I'm doing.
But the fact that I have to like fuck, like, oh,
I'm gonna have to sacrifice wanting to whoop somebody's ask just to approach them is
kind of fucking wild, Like it's it's it's like or I have to I'm
gonna have to dash, I'm gonna have to do I'm like, bro,
that's kind of crazy, Like I just don't like that. But but to
shortened because we gotta we gotta wrap it up. Yeah, but uh,
I think I don't think Simon's gonna I don't think Starfield is going to be
a game of the Year. I think it might end up being mine because
I'm liking it more and more as I play it. But it's also my
exact kind of fucking Befeza game. But I think it's I think it's safely
between ball This's Gate and Zelda. And I really don't think Spider Man has
a because Spiderman, we know what Spider Man is gonna be. Yeah,
yeah, it's not gonna bean. It's gonna it's gonna be good. It's
gonna be great, but it's not gonna be it's not gonna be like I
don't even think it's going to be as industry engaging a starfield is. And
that's like an old I think about it, like in the words like elden
Ring smash fucking god of war, because you kind of knew what I got
of war was gonna be versus. People were, dude, the game.
The world was mad about that. Dude. They were like, Japanese is
gonna come here and up what we damn had you? Motherfuck you motherfuckers you
sending that boy up there, sending that boy anyway, stupid that they conjured
him. Anyway, We're gonna we're gonna go ahead and head on out of
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