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What is krak alac in fellow thermonuclear
a efforts. I am Dana Valley coming

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at you once more with my certified
fantabulous co host, mister Grant Hughes,

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who was kind enough to jump on
for a stat padding only podcast because we

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were interrupted in what would have probably
been like a two hour podcast at that

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point. Plus my internet just crapped
out, like I'm hooked up to Ethernet

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when we podcast, it just went
out. I was not a happy camper.

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It was late in my time.
Grant was nice enough to understand and

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come back on the very next day
to record this usual reminders. I'm just

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gonna say, subscribe like the videos, comment on them, be nice in

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the comment to be you know,
if Grant I could get more compliments than

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just being accused of not watching games
or hitting your favorite teams player. I

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know that we have followers who are
super nice, so I appreciate all of

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you, but sometimes it just gets
rough in the comment section. I am

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terminally online, so I'm reading everything. So yeah, sub YouTube, Spotify,

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the comments. Also join the discord
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description as well. Grant, how
the heck are you doing? I don't

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worry about me. How's your internet
doing? We're we're you know, I'm

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actually happy you asked to record earlier, like you texted me while I was

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in the middle of a meet and
greet with my dogs, which, yeah,

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can we start there? You're gonna
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did you meet some nice dogs today? So we've given up on the third

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dog search for a little bit,
just because my wife's about to get super

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busy at work and I'm you know, terminally busy. I guess, uh,

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this is where I'm in a wedding. It's my brother in law is

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getting married and neither of us are
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someone to come and let the dogs
out while we're gone that day. They

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are not good with strangers or other
dogs. We got them in the middle

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of the pandemic, like they got
trapped, and we paid for a flight

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like the Nanny flights. They couldn't
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they got trapped in Georgia. It
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right when everything was shut down because
of the pandemic. And then for the

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first like year year and a half
in their lives, we tried to socialize

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them as best as possible, but
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we've brought them to behaviorists. They
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death, and you know I love
Anyone who listens to this podcast knows I

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love my dogs to death. They
suck. We had this. She was

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very nice. She works at the
groomers that they go to, and so

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they've seen her before. She groomed
them, and she always says that they're

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fine. They just went One of
my dogs Doore, just like went off

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and wouldn't leave her alone. So
we're just worried how they're going to react

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when she tries to come and alone. But my wife tends to be more

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in tune with their and more in
tune and care more about their emotions than

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I do. I think I'm just
like, no displace them from their comfort

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zone and like, let's as long
as she's not intimidated by these little these

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dogs. Yeah, let's stress has
these dogs and they just she just has

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to open the door and let them
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if she doesn't feel comfortable coming in, don't come in, and well they'll

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figure it out. So it was
it's always stressful because they suck. I

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love them, and they are very
good dogs with the people that are in

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their inner circle. But meeting new
people is such a project. It's not

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even funny with them. That sounds
like a real world problem. And I

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feel for you, but I have
to say, excuse me. I am

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disappointed because when you said you're at
a meet and greet with your dogs or

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something like to that effect you texted
it, I was envisioning you, just

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like, you know, being introduced
to various dogs and like asking them how

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they were doing to see if you
guys clicked or not. But that would

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you know, it seems like more
of a fun thing to be doing.

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But I guess what you're doing is
important to Yeah, I texted you,

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by the way to start recording earlier
because I also got a dog over this

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past weekend and am great training it
at night, and I'm not sleeping,

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so we is not gonna make it
up for another late night for me,

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which is like eight pm record session. So we're knocking this out in the

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mid afternoon, which I'm ecstatic about
to circle all the way back. That's

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how I'm doing, Dan, I'm
ecstatic about recording right now. Shout out

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in orbit. Though. Yeah,
he looks I've seen you showed him to

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me. He's just pictures and you
brought him on screen off air. See

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all the listeners on YouTube miss out
on that. He is adorbs. So

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I'm sorry you're not sleeping, but
he looks one thousand percent worth it.

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He's worth it, he's worth it. I'll bring him on at some point.

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I think he's actually sleeping right now, but he's higher from keeping you

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up the right. Yes, it's
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some point, which will happen.
But we're not here to talk about dogs,

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even though we've knocked out five minutes
doing it. What are we gonna

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do today, Dan, We've got
it's just gonna be a I mean,

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the segment is always long enough to
be its own pod. Someone I think

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actually mentioned the discord that it's like
getting a bonus podcast. Well, this

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week it's an actual podcast. It's
the third episode of the week, so

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I won't apologize, but normally it
wouldn't be its own episode. And we

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just have people sent in, a
bunch of guests of players and so in

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addition to Rubik's gallon, So like
this is I feel like this is gonna

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be fun. I mean, talking
about evergreen content the middle of the season

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is hard to find. We got
our listeners just pumping it out for us.

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Right, that's the dream, Right, It's like having passive income.

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It's you just have passive content generation. Uh. It's also like kind of

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like a weird, messed up internship
where nobody gets paid, but we sh

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probably should not frame it that way. Also, I love not having to

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prepare other than having to come up
with things for you to guess. But

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I like the spontaneity of it.
So more stat padding. I will say,

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I spend too much time. We'll
call it like passive thinking or it's

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not subconscious thinking, but I'll be
at the gym or working on something else,

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and like my brain will go towards
like I need to come up with

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some good stat padding ideas and what
this I'll be in the middle of a

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set at the gym and like trying
to think of what would be a good

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concept to ask Grant during stat padding. How many clues would it take him

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to guess Anthony Simons. Let's let's
go. Uh yeah, so I'm excited.

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What do you want to start with? Want to do our listeners guess

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us first? Sure? Sure,
let's start with I have So this is

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from she Can where session. I
apologize for mis announcing it on Discord.

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Here's a guess a player. So
clue number one. You wouldn't know it,

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but I have led the playoffs in
rebounds per game. I don't think

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you're going to get it off that
one. If you do, I'm going

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to be forever impressed to your superstar
not getting it there. Clue number two.

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After playing a critical role in the
best defense in the league, I

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more than double my career total all
defense defensive votes up to that point for

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that season by receiving three votes.
Okay, I got no time frame.

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The NBA has been around for a
long time. It's an active player.

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Oh okay, all right. After
starting every game in my sophomore season,

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I have been benched for a combined
six time rebound six total rebounding champs.

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Wait say that again? Yeah,
this one is after starting every game my

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sophomore season, I have been benched
for a six time rebounding champ. I

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think oh lost his job? Got
it? Okay, started every game as

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a sophomore, got benched for someone
who just gets all the rebounds. Okay,

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and he's active. I'm not getting
there yet. I think you'll.

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I think you will get there.
Number four, I avenged Steven Adams for

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the punishment he took to his family
jewels. Oh, oh damn it.

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I hate this. There's one more
clue. I'm sleep deprived. This is

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unfair. This one. You're gonna
You're gonna know it after this one,

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okay. Number five, fifth and
final clue. After getting a wildly panned

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contract, I became the fourth All
star of my draft draft class. I

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gotta tell you, Dan, I'm
not sleeping enough. This is it's less

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obvious, I guess than I thought. But you're gonna kick yourself. Just

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think of this podcast us wildly panned
contract. Oh is it Jared Allen?

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It is it is Jared Allen.
That's unfair. That dirty pool. Whoever

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came up with that. That's embarrassing. I swear to God, if we

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get a Frank Milachino one, I'm
gonna get it. Or actually there's a

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regular key one, I don't get
it. That's shame. Shame. Yeah,

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well I don't think we've got one
of those yet. Do you have

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another one? Because I have one. Listeners submitted one for you. I

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yes, so let me let's have
this. One's from I think Discord member

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b be Rich Underscore at X I
believe has a personal relationship. Yes,

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I do know this person, so
this is uh. I don't feel confident

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right now after not getting Jared Allen. So you're catching me at a weak

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moment. But I'm gonna persevere,
always full of excuses, just like James

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Harden. Grant my god. All
right, include number one. I was

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the number five overall pick by the
Charlotte Hornets in nineteen ninety after playing four

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years at the University of Illinois.
Okay, that's that's not good enough for

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you. That's it. Just number
five for Charlotte Illinois. I'm totally thrown

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by. I can't think of an
Illinois player. All right, number five

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in nineteen ninety, Go ahead,
clue number two. I played for fifteen

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seasons across eight teams, twelve of
which were spread across the Hornets, the

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Nets, and the Sonics. God, I miss what a badass team name?

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Bring back the Sonics already? Yeah, Hornets, Nets and Sonics.

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Nineteen ninety Illinois, I got nothing
really Okay, this if you don't so

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they said, if you didn't get
it by the end, they would be

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shocked. I said, if you
didn't get it after this clue, that

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you deserve to be ridiculed. So
this is pretty The clue in question is

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upcoming right now. Yeah, this
is the one that I think you should

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that you should get it on.
My best season was nineteen ninety six to

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ninety seven with the Nets, where
I averaged twenty one point eight points,

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six point one rebounds, four assists, one point nine steals. I was

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not not an All Star in this
season or any other. Oh Gohly Illinois.

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Number five ninety six ninety seven was
his best year. It averaged like

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twenty six twenty six and something.
He averaged twenty one point eight point six

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rebounds, four assists, one point
nine steals. This is on the Nets

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in ninety six ninety seven. Rack
I don't. Now I'm trying to think

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of I know, I know who
gave this clue, and now I'm just

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trying to think of, like,
who would he try to embarrass me by

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making me guess or that I should
know on the fourth clue. Sure,

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I was All Rookie First Team in
ninety ninety one and competed in the Dunk

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Contest, but unfortunately didn't advance past
the first round and watched Dee Brown win

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it with the worst winning dunk ever. That was the worst that then I

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remember the dunk that is accurate,
the shield, the shield of the eyes

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thing where he could totally see.
Uh, Hornets, give me the three

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teams again? Sorry, no,
this is great. So Hornets, Nets,

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and Sonics accounted for twelve of his
fifteen seasons. Why can't I think

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of Charlotte picking fifth in nineteen ninety
and he wasn't any good really until the

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Nets in ninety six ninety seven.
God, I got a sleep more.

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I can't even, I don't even, I don't have anything. Do you

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have any clues you want to throw
in? You? Would you get there?

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There's two more? Well, there's
three more. Yeah, I'm gonna

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need them all keep them coming.
Well, there's actually four more? Can

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I get like ten more? Yeah? So I was all, oh,

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no, I gave you this one. So considered to be a tenacious defender.

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I led the NBA in steals in
nineteen ninety eight nineteen ninety nine with

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two point seven per game. That's
a lockout season. That's impress embarrassed right

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now, that one. I didn't
think that one. I never would have

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gotten. So this guy's also getting
a million steals in addition to twenty points

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and six boards. And okay,
keep it going. After retiring, this

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is clue number six. After retiring, I became a professional boxer at age

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thirty seven. Oh is this just
Kendall Gill? Is it just Kendall Gill?

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Get there? This been my first
guess the final course. Guess what

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the final clue is? Yeah,
go ahead. In fantasy basketball, qualified

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as both a garden a forward.
No, No, it was thanks Bill

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that one. If you give me
it was. Whether I was a guard

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or forward was a common topic of
debate between Grant's roommates at Santa Clara.

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Had you led with that, I
would have got them right away. All

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right, Wow, poor showing by
me. Good clues. This is all

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my fault. Okay, he speaking
of my dog's being assholes. Do you

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hear them in the background, No, I was just talking through it.

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I didn't. I couldn't hear them
over the sound of my crushing failure.

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Uh, don't worry. I'm ready
to embarrass myself. This one is.

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This one is difficult, So I
might pepper in like a couple of what

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I hope are helpful clues. So
this is from Mike Herrenchian. Again,

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this is interesting. You gave me
a Charlotte Hornets guy. First clue.

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I was a lottery pick of the
Charlotte Bobcats. Yeah, well, but

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this is the Bobcats, so it
narrows the era that it could have been

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like pretty tightly. Right. I'm
a former top twenty recruit in the country.

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How are you on high school basketball
recruit ranking? I attended a blue

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blood ACC school. I was never
much of a scorer in the NBA,

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but I regularly would explode for huge
offensive games against the Toronto Raptors for some

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reason. It's not gonna help you, No, it's not. I was

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gonna guess. I don't even think
he played for the Hornets. The name

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of Courtney Lee. No, that's
a good guess. This is the Bobcats

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though. By the way, remember
I was traded for Nick Patoom. I

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fucking know this one. He was
he's he was a Blazer ohen they got

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him? Oh Noah Bonley, No, this is a the bobcast. Wow,

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that was dumb. He was like, this person's older than that than

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Vondley. I think, yeah,
yeah, he is. Okay. Uh.

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I was a member of the Sixers
when the process started not being terrible.

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And this is kind of tricky because
it's towards the end of this guy's

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career, which I think is like
twenty sixteen, seventeen. I'll give it.

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So let's see a couple of things
I would throw in. Uh,

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this guy was super athletic. Daniels. No, that's a great guest.

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I just want to have his name. I'm missing His father with the same

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name also played in the NBA.
That's my clue. Trying to help you.

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Uh, last one. If you
haven't got it, you may not

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get it. I officially retired two
years after my last game due to injuries.

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So this was someone that like was
pretty durable and then got got hurt

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and then trying to come back and
come back and just like it just didn't

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happen. So he didn't retire until
two years after his last game because he

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kept trying to make it back.
I got nothing. Okay, this is

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Gerald Henderson. Oh, Okay,
were like if those needed to be a

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Batum trade package? Got because like
I should remember the Batum trade package.

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Yeah, but like this was kind
of it's kind of a perfect one because

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it's right, like it's I guess
like most of the relevant information is like

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slightly over ten years old in terms
of like his college career and and uh

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when he entered the league. But
yeah, I don't know if I would

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have got that one either. That
those are That's a tough one. That's

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that's the kind of difficulty we need
on this podcast. I have one from

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Mike as well for you. Okay, I attended Murray State University. Joh

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Morant it is it is not him. Did he go to Murray State?

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I hope he did. Ja Morant
went to Murray State, didn't he?

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I think? So. I'm terrible
at college. I was a second round

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pick. I played eleven years in
the NBA. Got nothing. I never

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played on the same team for more
than three seasons. Hmm, this one,

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this one's wild. Despite being six' eight, I have zero career

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dunks. Whoa, well, that's
Murray State eleven years. No dunks'd be

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a that'd be a great name.
Oh there is a no Dunks podcast.

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Sorry. I have two sons that
play in the NHL. Oh, whoa,

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oh we have are we? Are
we dealing with the Canadian here?

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I am? Oh? Uh?
Is this Steve Novak? It is not.

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I'm a current assistant coach in the
NBA. Okay, and this is

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the last clue. I won my
first career NBA championship last season with the

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Nuggets. Oh, as an assistant
coach. Not, you're no problem.

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Uh, I can add one of
my own that's not that's not related to

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their career. Okay, but my
clue would be Spinach. Oh, Popy

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Jones, Yeah, there you go. He never dunked. I looked after

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Mike sent it to me, actually
looked it up because I was like,

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there's no fucking way. Uh.
And per Basketball Reference, zero dunks.

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Unbelievable. Okay, man, we're
really cranking up the difficulty. We're I

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mean, I don't know what series
of clues I would have needed like spinach

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was clearly the best clue, but
that's not really within the spirit of the

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game. If that would have would
you've gotten it if that was just the

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first clue? Yeah, I think
so I have more. I have a

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couple more from uh Rubik scal why
not? So let's start. This is

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a trivia one who has more?
Oh my god? Okay, who has

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more regular season threes? Players named
Curry not including Wardell Steph Curry Wardell Stephan

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Curry aka Steph Curry. Players named
Miller not including reginald Wayne Miller aka Reggie

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Miller, or see players named Allen, not including Walter Ray Allen aka Ray

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Allen. Okay, For the purpose
of this question some background, we are

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ignoring ABA threes. We are counting
players with Miller, Curry, and Allen

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as their first name as well as
last name. If there were a player

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named Curry Miller, his threes would
count to the Curry total as well as

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the Miller. Oh my god,
I feel like I need one of those

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like red yarn charts to solve this
right now on a corkboard. This is

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possible. You might as well just
take a stab of the I got a

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one in three chance, right,
So yeah, it really kind of so

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the Curry one is tempting. I'm
just gonna talk you through because this is

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you know, this certainly isn't meant
to be a quick hitting segment, uh

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explained as you're working through it.
It should be like the Charlie Day memes

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exactly, or yeah, beautiful mind
where like stuff appears. Cut this together

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and post and just and put like
CGI math equations over my face as I

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do this. So I get del
Curry and Seth Curry, and also there's

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like Michael Curry and probably some others
for the Curries. The Miller's is interesting

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because that's such a common name.
But I'm struggling to think of a bunch

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of NBA Millers like Oliver Miller.
Sure sure wasn't hitting threes. Alan's interesting

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because you get Grayson, he's had
some threes, and he's played his whole

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career in the three point era.
You get who like Tony Allen did not

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hit a lot of threes. I'm
kind of Allan is tempting, but I

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think I, hmmm, if it
was Curry, you wouldn't put Curry the

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Curry's on here because that's too love
this that you're just talking yourself through this

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right now. Lit circles, total
circles. It's a let's see, I'm

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gonna just say, I'm gonna say
Allen for no good reason at all coming

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in in third place built some suspense. The Curries, okay, one hundred

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and fifty made threes, led by
dell At twelve forty five and Seth eight

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twenty four. Okay, coming in
in second place. The Millers, hey,

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yeah, three hundred and thirty five
threes, led by Mike Miller's fifteen

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ninety and Darius Miller's three forty four. But the winner is Grant Hughes is

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really the winner. The Allens have
two thousand, four hundred and sixty seven

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made threes, led by Alan Iverson
has over one thousand sixty. Do you

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want to know who's second among Allen's, Well, I totally forgot the first

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name part of it. So that's
have been the clue because Curry and Miller

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are not first names. That Allen
was the clear correct choice. No,

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Who's number two? Alan crab At
six seventeen and then Grayson Allen leads last

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name Allen's with five hundred and one. Okay, Okay, Wow, so

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I blew it on rule comprehension but
still got there through luck mostly. Okay,

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I think there's let me see,
I think I got a couple.

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I have another one from Ruby Scal
who has they she's got receipts. Okay.

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He brought up something that I wrote
aside from the Frank Neil Akina thing

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or no, it wasn't. The
whatever one you did last time was about

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an article I wrote. Who was
it? It was Brandon Jennings Jennings Yeah.

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And then someone asked in the mail
bag about my like the origin of

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my love for Frankielakina, and Ruby
Scal had something I wrote about Frank Neilakina

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at the about NBA players that we
should stand for who you wouldn't normally stand

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for. I don't remember writing that
thing. Well, that all those old

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br articles are sometimes really hard to
find, like they get they get scrubbed

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from the internet. If you,
I mean, we both go are going

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back ten plus years. So there's
all kinds of boy, we don't want

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to open this this pane searching old
content from hopefully there's nothing. There was

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something I wrote that was pretty insensitive
once. Oh, yeah, Royce right

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White, that's someone DM me about. And I was like, I could

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not believe if this isn't the interest
of full disclosure. I asked Bleach Report

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to take it down because I thought
I couldn't believe it was published. And

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I said, wow, I was. I was probably not even twenty yet

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where I was in my like I
was in college still, and I just

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wanted to stand out. It was
embarrassing and probably read it. No guess

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what, I have a guess who
and it's Royce White. No, no

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one should be confronted with, uh
what their job performance of a long time

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ago. That's a that's a hard
rule. Uh, let's do well,

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we have a few more from Rubik
Scale. Maybe we should save them.

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Well, there's two more, so
let's just use them. Okay, are

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you ready? These are Guessa players. Okay. Clue number one, I've

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led the league in total points scored
at the end of a regular season,

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yet I don't have a scoring title. Hmm is it Tatum? No,

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good guess though? Number Clue number
two, I have led the league in

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total assists for two straight seasons that
I don't have an assist title. Trey

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Yes, Ice Tray Wow, two
of eight clues, rub got eight for

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you. That's one of them.
I always cite that one off. He's

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led the league in total assists a
couple of times, so that was that

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was a something. If that was
put on a t for me on purpose,

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Thank you, Rubik Scale. I
need I need the confidence. I

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won't go through the other six clues, but just because there's so many of

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them, this one was interesting.
This would have been clue number four.

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Uh well, actually clue number three
was fun too. I'm one of two

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players that have led the league in
total points as well as total assists at

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the end of a season. The
other is Tiny Archibald oh so him and

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Ice Tray. I'm among the top
ten players with the most forty point ten

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assist games. Below me are Michael
Jordan, Larry Bird, Nicole Jokich,

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and Isaiah Thomas Man what a crazy
Airic Detroit. Isaiah Thomas Yeah and yeah,

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that was a good good job by
you. Yeah, you would have

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gotten it if you didn't get it
by because I don't know if three or

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four would have helped you. You've
gotten it by like clue six. Despite

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all these achievements, the only NBA
awards I've received are all rookie and all

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NBA Third Team. I think you
would have known it on that. Maybe

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I don't know this got me okay, Final one. Clue number one,

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I have played fewer than two hundred
regular season games and started fewer than fifty

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of them. I don't know why
you would know it already. If you

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do, I'm calling Shanani. I
definitely don't. Clue number two. I've

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played forty two plus minutes only three
times in my career. On all three

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occasions, my team won the game. Unfortunately, none of my coaches caught

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on to this shore fire winning strategy
of playing me forty two plus minutes every

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game. Okay, based on how
little I played Clue number three, you

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may think I'm a loser, but
I actually I have three championship rings won

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in my first three years in the
league. Three rings, Okay, keep

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going. My first two rings Clue
number four were with Team X and my

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third ring was one against Team X
in the finals. This is the one

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grant, this is the one I'm
supposed to get it on, in my

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opinion. So your first two were
with Team X, and then the third

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came as a member of the team
that beat Team X in the finals.

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Yes, so tam X is the
same team and if you haven't caught on,

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yeah, is the same team every
time. Uh oh, this is

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uh this is Patrick McCaw. There
you go. That. Did I give

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it away by saying t X is
this? Well? I ye. At

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first I was kind of thinking,
well, it's god of who was on

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the Cavs and the Warriors, and
it's like, well, Richard Jefferson was,

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but he definitely did not win titles
in his first three years. Uh

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okay, great, Yeah, that
that Team X I kind of needed,

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I think because I was not I
was lost in time there. I didn't

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know where we were jumping to Clue
eight. The career summary is actually really

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funny from Ruby scal two hundred and
thirty one NBA games played regular season plus

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playoffs over five years, three rings
with two teams out of the league.

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Yeah, I speaking of not dredging
up old thoughts. I'm I don't know

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this for sure, but I'm willing
to bet I said some outlandishly positive things

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about Patrick McCaw. At some point, would you would you like some spectacular

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news, rubek Scale said, If
you didn't get it, by clue number

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three, your warrior, your dub
nation membership was going to be revoked.

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You got about clue number three?
I get to stay. No, I

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mean close. It was a tight
one there. Okay, I let's see

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you got any more? Can I
give you some guess I'm done with guests

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of players unless you have any that
people sent you. No, I that's

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it for guessa players. Impressed that
someone reached you on social media? That

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might dm uh message me on discord
and you saw it? Did he do

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it in twenty twenty two in my
bi weekly check of Discord sometimes just weekly?

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Uh? There it was so uh
yeah that I I will check it

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sometimes. So uh you can do
that? I mean, should I just

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get my phone number out because like, no, don't do that. I

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can nasty ass YouTube comments that don't
do it? Yeah? Okay, so

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let's see what did I want to
get to here? First? I got

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just like a potpourri here of some
all types of different questions. Okay,

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this is a this is the Cam
Thomas question, because we just need to

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talk about him. He's averaging over
twenty eight points and under three assists.

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That's rare. Dan, you should
be aware of that. You're trying to

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get me to guess Cam Thomas,
and I was he just brain fart here

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And now I see where this is
always always a possibility, but no,

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in this case, no, Uh, who's the last guard to average over

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twenty five points and under three assists? I will give you options because that's

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a hard question. Uh, Michael
Jordan, Paul Pierce, Michael Red,

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or DeMar Derozen over twenty five points
under three assists. This does not happen

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often. I feel like you might
be trying to trick me. But I'm

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gonna say, Michael Red, you
are correct. I was trying to trick

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00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,519
you, and you're also correct.
That is Michael Red. Those other guys

406
00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:15,279
were like twenty five and just over
three assists. Because Damar was the one

407
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:18,799
that was most tempting for you because
he wasn't always this high volume, really

408
00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:22,359
good pass right, That's why,
Oh, he's trying to get me.

409
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,440
I think it's raptors. I don't
have it in front of me anymore.

410
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,640
I just put it on a doc. But I think it's raptors. Derozen

411
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,759
that was like twenty eight and like
three point four or like three point one

412
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:36,720
or something. Okay, let's see, Dan, ten players have at least

413
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,200
ten twenty five plus point per game
seasons in their careers. So ten guys

414
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,119
have have averaged over twenty five a
game in ten different seasons, at least

415
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,759
ten different seasons. Can you name
five of them in at least ten different

416
00:28:49,759 --> 00:29:00,559
seasons? Okay, Wilt, Nope? What I think? Kareem, Kareem,

417
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,160
Yeah, it's possible. Wilt should
be on here and I fucked it

418
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,720
up, but Kareem correct. But
yeah, Lebron, Lebron has twenty.

419
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:11,599
He's the leader. That's a oh. Man, Lebron's longevity really is absurd.

420
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,119
For all the jokes that people and
like the Lakers are, you know,

421
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,759
being public about the way that they're
battling, you know, calls yeah

422
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:23,319
with the rest, but man,
Lebron's longevity is just wild crazy. It's

423
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:29,440
ten times. Has Kevin Durant don
it ten times? Fifteen times? He's

424
00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:33,240
number two? Kobe, Kobe's number
three at twelve. You asked me how

425
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:36,680
many of I named, You've got
four. You only need one more.

426
00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:38,160
But I already had a wrong guess, which is disappointing. I was trying

427
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:42,759
to think perfect about it. You
shouldn't overthink this. I'm calling to though.

428
00:29:42,839 --> 00:29:45,920
That's the problem. But here's what
I know. It's not Luca.

429
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,480
He hasn't been in the league long
enough. No of that for I just

430
00:29:49,519 --> 00:29:53,359
need to think, is it.
I don't want to I know this person

431
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:56,160
will be on it, but I
don't want to say their names. I

432
00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:02,359
don't like them, so I'm not
going to say that one. Now we're

433
00:30:02,359 --> 00:30:04,160
getting to the point where it's like, no, I can't like. I

434
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:10,039
just need to say, is it
James Harden, No, Russ No,

435
00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:11,519
none of this. This player is
not None of these players are active.

436
00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:18,680
Besides them, you've already named I
said Kareem, right, you did.

437
00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:25,319
You got Kareem Lebron Durant, and
Kobe Shaq. Shaq is one. Yeah,

438
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:33,119
you didn't say Michael Jordan. I'm
trying to think. So it's it's

439
00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:37,000
a it's a usual suspect, so
you got uh, let's see. So

440
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,640
the other ones are Jerry West,
Alan Iverson. Iverson quietly shows up on

441
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,480
a lot of these. I feel
like he went from being super overrated like

442
00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:49,519
during his career to maybe now underrated
after it, if that makes any sense,

443
00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:52,400
Because he keeps showing up on all
these all these lists we do,

444
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,319
and then Dominique Wilkins, I think
is the only one I didn't mention stupid

445
00:30:56,359 --> 00:31:00,079
as wilt with only eight seasons of
it upset. I never would have got

446
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,519
Dominique Wilkins not getting Jordan's egregious.
It's it's interesting how being on the spot

447
00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:07,640
with some of these, just like
because that's one that we should both just

448
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:10,799
I'm telling you, yeah, no, no, it's always if you're on

449
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,640
the question asking end of it,
it's like, what is wrong with this

450
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,200
guy? Why can't it's Kendall Gill
obviously just say Kendall Gill. But it

451
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,960
just it does it's different. It's
it's just really goes to show that we're

452
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,359
not pressure performers. Okay, I
have some over unders for you, just

453
00:31:26,359 --> 00:31:29,039
for fun, I don't know,
just so we'll never look at these again.

454
00:31:29,079 --> 00:31:32,920
But are they more Victor one?
But Yama, No, I used

455
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:37,119
up all of those all right?
Cam Thomas second appearance on stat padding over

456
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,839
under twenty five and a half points
per game this season. What will we

457
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:44,079
finish with, Oh, don't make
me do this. I'm gonna say under.

458
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,119
Yeah, I think you gotta say
under. That's a lot even though

459
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,359
that guy is a bucket, even
with you already have Jacques Vaughan had talked

460
00:31:52,359 --> 00:31:55,119
about how everyone's in minutes, they're
gonna be kept in jack all year.

461
00:31:55,319 --> 00:32:00,240
That's you know, all right,
Chris Paul Over under thirty point five five

462
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:04,519
percent three point shooting. Oh,
Over, he'll be fine. He's like

463
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,519
one for twenty five to start.
But I think, yeah, yeah,

464
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:12,000
but you know they have they've won
the minutes without Steph Curry that he's played.

465
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,279
I haven't heard that and definitely haven't
written that, like fourteen times in

466
00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:20,440
the last couple weeks. Uh,
speaking of over under four hundred and two

467
00:32:20,519 --> 00:32:22,599
made three pointers for Steph Curry.
That is the record. By the way,

468
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,960
would you like to know the pace
he's on? Give me give me

469
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,960
the pace? How many games?
Can you also give me how many games

470
00:32:30,039 --> 00:32:32,839
it would take him to get there? What I can tell you is that

471
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:37,559
if he plays seventy games at his
current pace of makes seventy games, he'll

472
00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:45,559
get to four to eleven. I
will say he just doesn't. Typically there's

473
00:32:45,599 --> 00:32:49,160
always something with him where it's,
oh, he ends up missing fifteen games

474
00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:52,039
or whatever it is. I'm just
gonna say over because there's I don't want

475
00:32:52,079 --> 00:32:55,240
it to press you here, but
doesn't it kind of feel like there's a

476
00:32:55,279 --> 00:33:00,359
sense of finality in Golden State.
Bob Myers has already left, traded,

477
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,559
Jordan Poole, Chris Paul is on
the team, Klay Thompson's entering free agency

478
00:33:04,559 --> 00:33:07,480
as of right now. After this
this season, it's just like this might

479
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,519
be the year that they just just
and he's leading the I mean, when

480
00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:13,359
you're talking about the top MVP candidates
right now, we got people were mad

481
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,599
at me because I left Jokic.
I meant to say the most complete score

482
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:20,279
when I was talking about Jason Tatum
and I kept saying most complete offensive player.

483
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:25,799
I didn't name Jokic. He is, But between Jokic and Curry are

484
00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:30,240
probably the top two. It's way
too early because you can name what about

485
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:36,759
this guy year? Yeah sure,
but uh like Curry is in the very

486
00:33:36,759 --> 00:33:38,680
early like like he was last year, where I think a lot of people

487
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:43,559
had him as their MVP even before
Jokic and Giannis took over that NMB took

488
00:33:43,559 --> 00:33:45,720
over that fight. Yeah. No, I think I think he's going for

489
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:50,079
it, like I think he's he's
consciously trying to shoot more threes this year,

490
00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:54,559
I think, and he's getting better
looks just because yeah, he's it's

491
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:58,599
looked, it's looking pretty good.
But that's like, that's a stupid number.

492
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,400
Over four hundred. I'm gonna take
it. I'm taking the over.

493
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,559
I want to go over to because
I'm on that. What would be the

494
00:34:02,599 --> 00:34:08,239
actual line on over four I'm you
bet on everything, okay? Last one

495
00:34:08,559 --> 00:34:14,920
of the over runners uh over under
eleven point five rebounds per game for DeAndre

496
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,960
Ayden, who currently sits at thirteen
point three. I'm gonna take the over.

497
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,480
I'm gonna tell you why. Oh, that is the only way that

498
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:25,400
he is gonna score points hitting the
offensive. Last, he doesn't have people

499
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,719
who can get on the ball.
He's actually running like he's in the post.

500
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,760
Like he's getting fewer post ups as
a frequency of his possessions than he

501
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:37,039
was last year. And so just
when and also inherently he's not only dependent

502
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,679
on people getting him the ball,
they kind of need to set him up

503
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:44,159
a lot for finishing. He just
doesn't have I know, Malcolm Brogden's there,

504
00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:46,079
but Anthony Simon's is injured, Scoot
Henderson's banged up and is a rookie

505
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:50,199
right now, Shandon Sharp is still
kind of figuring things out as a as

506
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,159
a passer. If he wants to
get points, he's gonna need to crash

507
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:57,320
the offensive glass, so forget about
the defensive stuff like, he's gonna need

508
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,639
to be on the offensive glass.
So I'm gonna take I'm gonna take the

509
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,760
over. I like it. That's
a lot more like logical think through than

510
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:07,320
we normally get for these, and
I'm including myself in that. Let's see.

511
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,119
Okay, we're getting into the we
haven't gotten to the one I teased

512
00:35:10,159 --> 00:35:15,440
you with that I hope will ruin
your brain and probably won't be any good,

513
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,639
but I'm gonna build up to that. So let's see. Dan,

514
00:35:19,199 --> 00:35:22,079
you're down one point. Do you
choose, and somebody, if this is

515
00:35:22,119 --> 00:35:25,880
another one of those the shot must
be made or the best the points must

516
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:30,559
be scored, do you choose Draymond
Green shooting a three with an actual backpack

517
00:35:30,599 --> 00:35:35,800
on or Ben Simmons at the free
throw line for two shots? Okay,

518
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,639
so wait, it's not complicated.
Run it back, run it back.

519
00:35:40,519 --> 00:35:44,239
Your team is down one point,
and for some reason, you have both

520
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,920
Draymond Green and Ben Simmons on the
squad. Draymond Green is wearing an actual

521
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:52,000
backpack. Down one, Do you
want Draymond shooting a three with the backpack

522
00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:54,760
on? Or do you want Ben
Simmons at the line for two free throws?

523
00:35:55,719 --> 00:36:00,519
Down one? Down one? I
want Ben Simmons at the line for

524
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:04,960
two free throws, so bold.
This is why it's a good question,

525
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,480
because there's not a great answer.
No, But I'm just on having the

526
00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:12,360
two opportunities. So throw the actual
percentages out of what he's shooting at the

527
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,639
foul line versus Draymond getting a wide
open whatever, Draymond shooting on wide open

528
00:36:15,679 --> 00:36:19,559
threes, which is probably still less
than Ben Simmons's free throw percentage. Well,

529
00:36:19,559 --> 00:36:22,239
and he's got the backpack on.
Who knows how that's gonna affect him.

530
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,199
It might help. It's hard to
say that was a good one.

531
00:36:24,559 --> 00:36:28,360
Okay, I got another. You
say that like they usually aren'tdan a little

532
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:32,119
bit offended. Well, I mean
the offbeat ones sometimes are like when we

533
00:36:32,159 --> 00:36:36,199
did the the one I gave to
you, the Chris paul Er Ben Simmons

534
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:37,880
one was actually our most watched video
of all time. Well, that's what

535
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:42,320
I'm going for, because I feel
like there's some SEO and Draymond backpack and

536
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,320
Ben Simmons free throw so well,
So don't you don't need to worry about

537
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,840
the SEO too much because I literally
I just put I'll put Dre or Ben

538
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:52,280
Simmons is the title, and that's
what I throw shorts. The shorts algorithm

539
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,840
takes care of the red. Okay, all right, how about this one?

540
00:36:55,119 --> 00:37:00,519
Which team is better? The one
with Lebron James and play of Steph

541
00:37:00,599 --> 00:37:04,280
Curry on the Dynastic Warriors or the
one with Steph Curry in place of Lebron

542
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:12,440
James on the Heatles. Oh on
the Heatles. It's Lebron with the Dynastic

543
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,920
Warriors because think about what Wade kind
of looked like towards the end of that

544
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,280
Heatles run and how banged up he
could get. And now you're adding a

545
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,960
less durable Steph Curry than Lebron was. So I think it's Lebron with the

546
00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:31,880
Dynastic Warriors. Yeah. I originally
was gonna say Steph and Clay or Steph

547
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:37,559
and Draymond because it seemed unfair to
just do a one for one with Lebron

548
00:37:37,599 --> 00:37:42,760
and Steph. So Stephan Draymond,
this would be interesting because then you bond

549
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,000
Bosh, Wade and Steph. That's
what I'm saying like that, I mean,

550
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:50,159
obviously either of these teams is ridiculously
good, but that's really interesting.

551
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,079
But what is interesting, and this
might be a vote in favor of the

552
00:37:53,079 --> 00:37:57,000
original question, I will include none
of this context. If I cut up

553
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,840
this clip because they don't play that
way? Then can Lebron and Draymond play

554
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,880
together? That? I guess the
Dynastic Warriors? Are we including the one?

555
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,039
Isn't the one season Draymond shot well
from three? Is that they didn't

556
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:12,480
win that year? Right? Wasn't
that the seventy three win season? Right?

557
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,320
That was fifteen sixteen? Like the
Yeah, that's still part of the

558
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:21,159
Dynastic lore though. It's just so
if you're playing Lebron who's not a non

559
00:38:21,159 --> 00:38:24,119
shooter, but he's not Steph Curry, and then knowing the Draymond Curry connection,

560
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:29,400
and then is is looney like you're
big at that point? Are you

561
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,440
just all Draymond at the five?
Because you have Lebron gets really it?

562
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:37,239
There might be a stronger case for
the Heatals with Curry than I gave.

563
00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:44,199
It sort of very much depends on
which like age version you're getting of these

564
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:49,280
guys, because if it's Curry,
you know, twenty fifteen, sixteen Curry

565
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:53,679
on the twenty eleven, twelve and
twelve thirteen heat or whatever, that's very

566
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:59,920
different than taking I don't know,
like well, I guess, I don't

567
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,079
know. It depends on who you're
getting, Like well, you meant the

568
00:39:01,159 --> 00:39:05,000
Draymond thing, like depends on what
year of Draymonds you're getting. So it's

569
00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:07,840
very nonspecific. But as a thought
exercise, it is interesting to think about,

570
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:13,719
like what does Steph look like running
an offense with Wade and Bosh,

571
00:39:14,039 --> 00:39:16,760
you know, next to him?
Because Bosh was kind of the prototype of

572
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,639
like, hey we're five out now, Like what's that? And if you

573
00:39:20,679 --> 00:39:24,440
throw Steph Curry at the at the
NBA of like twenty eleven, twenty twelve,

574
00:39:24,559 --> 00:39:28,320
I just think and Chris Bosh as
a center of shooting threes, I

575
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,679
think everyone just loses their shit and
like doesn't basketball gets canceled because nobody knows

576
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:36,280
what to do with this. And
it's also just like Wading Curry are so

577
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,559
much more of an organic fit Yeh
than Lebron and Wade, right, So

578
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,159
I have a similar question, which
is funny that involves Warriors. So I

579
00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:47,599
figure to be right up your alley, let's do it. Which team wins

580
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,519
more games? Or which NBA team? And you don't you don't know the

581
00:39:52,519 --> 00:39:58,599
rest of the context, But which
NBA team would win more games one that

582
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:06,119
has twenty fIF teen twenty sixteen Klay
Thompson as its best player or twenty fifteen

583
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:13,960
twenty sixteen Draymond Green as its best
player hmmm, as its best player.

584
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,000
I think I think, in a
round of a weird way, I think

585
00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:23,880
the Draymond Green team wins more games
because if Draymond is your best, like

586
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,960
it's not that hard for Draymond to
be your best player, like from a

587
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:32,960
catch all stats and like overall impact
perspective, and then also be surrounded by

588
00:40:34,079 --> 00:40:37,119
a bunch of other very good like
point scorers and this, that and the

589
00:40:37,199 --> 00:40:42,280
other. But if Clay's your best
player, he's essentially a dependent scorer.

590
00:40:42,559 --> 00:40:45,239
I don't know what that team looks
like. I think you know what I

591
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:49,320
mean. Like, I think if
Clay is your best offensive player, you

592
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,079
need you still need a bunch of
other stuff around him. You need shot

593
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:54,840
creators and all this suff Draymond would
anchor your defense and could be a distributor,

594
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,719
and you just get guys who can
score. So I like, I

595
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,639
like the Draymond version as a bigger
winner. Probably is that even a good

596
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:05,719
question. I was wondering if Draymond
was too In my head, I'm like,

597
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,679
Draymond feels independent of Steph and this
Warriors system. Could It's just such

598
00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:15,039
a everything he does defensively will translate. It might be so tough to build

599
00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:19,599
that offense out though, if he
had your best player overall. But I

600
00:41:19,599 --> 00:41:22,119
was wondering if it was still too
easy of a question. Well, it's

601
00:41:22,159 --> 00:41:23,639
I think of like I always,
you know, like I think I've made

602
00:41:23,639 --> 00:41:28,599
the case before that Ben Wallace was
the best player on those Pistons teams that

603
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,599
were in the conference finals, like
every year for however many years in a

604
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,679
row it was. And I think
Draymond's kind of like that, where,

605
00:41:36,039 --> 00:41:37,639
yeah, you put a bunch of
other good players around him and that team

606
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,480
is awesome. But if you have
Clay and a bunch of other good players

607
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:45,199
and no great ones, I think
your ceiling is probably lower. That's an

608
00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:50,760
interesting one. Let's see, do
you have another one ready to have this?

609
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,880
It'll be pretty expensive. So it's
Hall of Fame themed. Would you

610
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,159
like to enter the Hall of Fame
themed chamber? We'll call it. I

611
00:41:57,199 --> 00:42:00,360
don't know why I just said that. I'm ready. I have an I

612
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,519
think there's I have fourteen of the
yeas plus a and then there's a couple.

613
00:42:04,519 --> 00:42:07,119
There's two questions, of which one
doesn't belong all Hall of Fame theme.

614
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:13,239
Okay. Basketball Reference has a Hall
of Fame probability meter. Which active

615
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:19,719
NBA player has the higher Hall of
Fame probability? Jimmy Butler or Klay Thompson.

616
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:27,119
Oh, I wish I knew what
if anything went into the Hall of

617
00:42:27,119 --> 00:42:31,920
Fame probability calculator. I will say, Jimmy Butler, Oh, you're wrong,

618
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,880
it is is Klay Thompson. It
is Klay tom Oh, no,

619
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,599
you're right. I'm sorry. Jimmy
Butler seventy three percent, Klay Thompson seventy

620
00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:43,840
point two percent. Oh, got
so close. Okay, Damar Derozen or

621
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:52,079
Blake Griffin. I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna say that's such a good one.

622
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,880
I'll say DeRozan, who are wrong? And it's not even close?

623
00:42:57,079 --> 00:43:00,719
Really rosens at forty four point four
percent. Plake Griffin's fifty four point eight

624
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,679
percent. Oh well, Blake,
really, I bet you Blake. I

625
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:06,719
wonder if it counts like MVP shares
or something, because Blake, I think

626
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:12,199
had some top five's in there somewhere. Okay, Rudy Gobert or John Wall.

627
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,280
And I know I said active,
but John Wall has yet to retire.

628
00:43:15,519 --> 00:43:19,320
It better be Rudy Gobert. With
all the defensive player of the years.

629
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,960
It is not Rudy Gobert. And
it's not even close. Okay,

630
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,599
to Gobert twenty three percent, John
Wall thirty two point four percent. This

631
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,920
is going to totally recalibrate how I
think about this now. Okay, I'm

632
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:36,519
ready now, Donovan Mitchell or Jason
Tatum. So now I got to rethink.

633
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,719
It has to be Jason Tatum.
It has to be You're wrong,

634
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:44,599
Donald seven point seven percent, Tatum
seven percent. Oh. I did note

635
00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:46,960
that Mitchell last year became the fastest
player to get to ten thousand points.

636
00:43:47,039 --> 00:43:53,119
Maybe that's all this is based on. Paul George or Kyrie Irving. I

637
00:43:53,119 --> 00:43:59,000
don't know Kyrie. No. Paul
George ninety four point three percent, Kyrie

638
00:43:59,119 --> 00:44:02,199
ninety three point five percent. Paul
George has a ninety something percent. Well,

639
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:07,519
I mean not in actuality, but
wow, okay uh Giannis attent to

640
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:14,239
Kumpo or Nicolea Jokic uh Yannis correct
ninety five percent to ninety one point six

641
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,599
percent for Jokic. And look,
it's a lot of this is cumulative stuff.

642
00:44:16,639 --> 00:44:20,079
So just on his peak has been
a little bit longer. But still

643
00:44:20,679 --> 00:44:22,599
I'm trying to mix in where they're
not even close versus some of them are

644
00:44:22,639 --> 00:44:27,320
close, because we've had comments where
people want us to have them be further

645
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,760
apart for some resin uh it makes
it I guess it makes it better to

646
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:39,840
shame us right eat Draymond Green or
Kawhi Leonard. I think, well,

647
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:45,519
well, if if cumulative stuff matters, I still gotta say Kawhi, it

648
00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:49,480
is Kawhi seventy seven point seven percent
to seventy six point eight percent. But

649
00:44:49,559 --> 00:44:52,199
we are getting by the way,
we are getting into the dregs. Now,

650
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,599
this is fun. The players are
not bad. I want to make

651
00:44:54,639 --> 00:45:02,679
that clear. Bam Adebayo or zach
Lavine. Uh Bam out of Bayo no

652
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:07,559
zach Lavine point two eight percent chance
bam out of Biyo's point two seven percent.

653
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:14,880
That seems low. Seem low.
Bradley Beal or Devin Booker. Uh,

654
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:19,519
I'm gonna say Booker, No,
it's Bradley Beal And technically it's not

655
00:45:19,599 --> 00:45:22,719
even close because it's more than double
Bookers. Booker has a one point one

656
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,599
percent chance. Bradley Beal is a
two point three percent chance. Booker averaged

657
00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:29,880
like twenty five a game every year
for like seven in a row. I

658
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:35,559
didn't make the formula. I only
cribit Jalen Brown or Andrew Wiggins. Oh

659
00:45:36,199 --> 00:45:39,199
uh, I'll say Wiggins longer career. No, Jalen Brown point one one

660
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:44,079
percent, Andrew Wiggins point one percent. How many can I get wrong in

661
00:45:44,079 --> 00:45:49,519
a row? Let's see Derek Rose
or Karl Anthony Towns. Rose has an

662
00:45:49,639 --> 00:45:52,960
MVP. If it's Karl Anthony Towns, We're never doing this again. Okay,

663
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,679
it's Karl Anthony Towns ten point eight
percent to ten point five percent.

664
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:04,639
Okay, two more on this.
Steven Adams Marcus Smart. Uh, I

665
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:10,719
will say Steven Adams correct point oh
four percent to point oh three percent.

666
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:15,679
You know how I got that one
by guessing the one I didn't think was

667
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:22,800
correct? Last one? Brandon Ingram
or Christops porzingis obviously porzingis, yes,

668
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:27,719
point zero three percent, brandon Ingram
point zero two. Now I get it.

669
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,159
This is a second instinct game.
You go to go, never go

670
00:46:30,199 --> 00:46:31,320
with your first. Well, let's
see how you do with this one.

671
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:38,559
Which of these NBA players currently has
less than a ninety five percent Hall of

672
00:46:38,559 --> 00:46:45,800
Fame probability rating according to Basketball Reference
Jannis at Tetakoupo, Anthony Davis, James

673
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:52,599
Harden, Damian Lillard or Russell Westbrook. I wish I remembered what the percentage

674
00:46:52,639 --> 00:46:58,719
was you gave me for Jiannis.
I'm gonna say Lillard, it's Jannis.

675
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,760
I was giving you a freebie and
I blew it. So Jannis has the

676
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:07,320
lowest Hall of Fame possible probability to
have all the names you just mentioned.

677
00:47:07,599 --> 00:47:10,519
Yeah, Lillard being being ahead of
Giannis is wild to me. It's hard.

678
00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:14,760
It's hard to get my head around
that one final Hall of Fame question.

679
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,000
And I know you did not like
this segment. I could just tell

680
00:47:16,199 --> 00:47:22,639
that's just hard. Which of these
players does not have at least a one

681
00:47:22,199 --> 00:47:28,280
percent chance of making the Hall of
Fame according to a Basketball Reference. Andre

682
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:37,000
Drummond DeAndre Jordan Domontes, a Bonis, Pascal Siakam or Nikolo Vucevic. I'm

683
00:47:37,039 --> 00:47:42,159
gonna say sab Bonus just based on
career length. That would be incorrect.

684
00:47:42,199 --> 00:47:47,000
He actually is the highest probability of
the Pascal Siakam point sixty seven percent.

685
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:52,960
We have found the thing I'm worse
at in the world. It's amazing.

686
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,840
That's I've yet to get a guess
a player, right, So there you

687
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:59,079
go, you found your We both
have our Achilles heel. Oh god,

688
00:47:59,199 --> 00:48:02,960
Okay, let's see. I want
to give you a couple of these here.

689
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,000
Some of these are just kind of
open ended because I'm curious and people

690
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:14,280
seem to care about your origin story
generally speaking, So Dan story, Yeah,

691
00:48:14,519 --> 00:48:20,400
just as a basketball fan, uh
what not personally of course? Uh

692
00:48:20,519 --> 00:48:23,639
what rookie were you certain would be
great early in their careers? Or like

693
00:48:23,679 --> 00:48:27,760
when you saw them and then just
wasn't at all? Like who were you

694
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,719
most? Who've you been most wrong
about? You know? With a knee

695
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:35,480
jerk. This this guy's amazing reaction. So I was convinced that, oh,

696
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,360
as a does it have to be
as a rookie or guess early on?

697
00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:43,519
I'm not necessarily it's kJ McDaniels,
and first of all, we all

698
00:48:43,559 --> 00:48:46,000
know who it is, but well, no, I mean, like his

699
00:48:46,199 --> 00:48:52,400
predated the NBA. Watching kJ McDaniels
just like fill up the box score on

700
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,239
a permanent basis, I was convinced
that he was going I don't know if

701
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,239
I ever said he was going to
be an All Star, but I was

702
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,960
convinced that, like this guy was
the second coming of like Andre Carolinko or

703
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:07,960
something. I would all over him. That's a great that's way better than

704
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:15,239
mine because mine is definitely Ben Simmons, because I remember where I was having

705
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,280
watched his like first couple of games, and I was telling everybody that would

706
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:22,480
listen, this guy is Grant Hill, but bigger and faster, like all

707
00:49:22,599 --> 00:49:24,000
right, yeah, that's like I
was sure, like, oh, I

708
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,280
mean, like the scale of how
great I thought he was gonna be based

709
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:31,440
on like his first two weeks in
the NBA was just like, could not

710
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:35,960
have been more off if you went
something where I don't know if I ever

711
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,840
made an egregious comp for kJ mctange's
if you went with that I compared before

712
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:46,719
he entered upon entering the NBA that
justin Patton would be a bouncier. Christops

713
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:52,960
Porzingis. That's a good one.
That's a good one. I also have

714
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,679
a similar one. Uh, this
is more recent and it's it's even more

715
00:49:55,719 --> 00:50:00,800
embarrassing. Uh. You know how
on on League Pass, sometimes if you

716
00:50:00,119 --> 00:50:04,880
flip the game on early, you
can see players like doing their individual workouts

717
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,760
on the court before the game with
I don't watch games, so okay,

718
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,719
you don't watch games, let me
tell you sometimes that happens. And I

719
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:15,000
saw James Wiseman doing like one on
ones with his like six foot two,

720
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:19,599
you know, fifty year old assistant
coach. And I definitely invoked the name

721
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:24,199
David Robinson in describing like what he
looked like as an athlete. That that'd

722
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:28,679
be a good other question, By
the way, who has the most convincing

723
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:34,559
empty gym or empty run videos?
I mean there's it's gotta be the production

724
00:50:34,639 --> 00:50:38,960
quality just off the charts. Yeah
right, yeah, oh man, justin

725
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:44,280
patent, that's a deep pull.
Okay. The only ones I have left

726
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:49,320
are this the ones I've been teasing
that will probably be terrible and you also

727
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,760
probably will hate. Uh. So
if you have anything else before we do

728
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:57,639
those, I'm ready so I have
I have two. I have actually three

729
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,079
batches of stuff, but I'm excited
about the latter two batches, so we

730
00:51:01,079 --> 00:51:05,719
can say that to the end this
one. I have some tattoo questions for

731
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:10,760
you, which I'm sorry I can't
say this with a straight face. Okay,

732
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:15,159
here we go, rebound d rebound, Here we go. Which NBA

733
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:20,159
player has just keep smiling tattooed on
their torso, Paul George, Blake Griffin,

734
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:24,960
Lebron James or Damian Lillard just keep
smiling. Well, if we're going

735
00:51:25,079 --> 00:51:29,519
vault, well there's a lot of
tattoo volume for all of them. I'm

736
00:51:29,519 --> 00:51:31,599
gonna say, Dame, I don't
know why it is Blake Griffin. It

737
00:51:31,639 --> 00:51:35,480
did seem like kind of a I
thought it would be like more of a

738
00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:39,440
Lebron or Paul George tattooed. Dame
feels like it wasn't serious enough. Yeah,

739
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:43,440
but Blake Blake one is like,
I don't I can't think of a

740
00:51:43,559 --> 00:51:49,159
prominent Blake Griffin tattoo. It's that
one. I think that might be the

741
00:51:49,199 --> 00:51:52,760
only one that he has on his
torso. I've never seen Blake Griffin's torso,

742
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,239
so I guess I was unprepared for
this question. Final tattoo. I

743
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:59,199
only had two tattoo questions. I
don't know how these will play. Which

744
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:07,800
NBA play has multiple multiple Grant Space
Jam inspired tattoos? Jordan Clarkson, Kyle

745
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:13,039
Kuzma, Kelly Ubery Junior or Jordan
Poole. Are you shocked I didn't include

746
00:52:13,079 --> 00:52:16,880
Lebron James as an option. I
feel like I know this, but i

747
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:22,159
also feel like I'm so cold today
that I'm not gonna get right. Multiple

748
00:52:22,199 --> 00:52:28,320
Space Jam inspired tattoos. I think
I want to say Kelly Ubray. No,

749
00:52:29,039 --> 00:52:30,400
I thought I thought that was gonna
get you. It is. Actually

750
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:36,760
Kyle Kuzma Okay has two, at
least two Space Jam tattoos. What is

751
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,960
your favorite NBA tattoo? Do you
have one? I don't know that I

752
00:52:40,039 --> 00:52:45,480
do because I feel like the actually
a Lonzo Balls is it? His arm

753
00:52:45,519 --> 00:52:51,199
Sleever's leg sleeve is pretty wicked.
He's got like a super detailed bunch of

754
00:52:51,199 --> 00:52:54,239
like portraits right, Like there's a
like a Martin Luther King one and yeah

755
00:52:54,599 --> 00:52:58,760
so, and portraits are tough.
I would never get one tattooed on me

756
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,280
just because they're so hard and it's
it's gotta be his his like sleeve.

757
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,199
I'm looking at his arms right now, and I don't think it's on his

758
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,159
arms, so it's it's gotta be
Oh no, it is his arm.

759
00:53:07,639 --> 00:53:13,400
Yeah. I mean he's got Malcolm
X on there, and he has Barack

760
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,000
Obama. Yeah that and and they
look they look great. I think that

761
00:53:17,079 --> 00:53:21,679
might be just in terms of the
detail of it, that might be my

762
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,199
favorite one. Do you have one? Well, the one I always when

763
00:53:24,199 --> 00:53:28,360
I see it, I'm like,
that's fucking cool? Is is D'Angelo Russell's

764
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,079
Like, I forget which shoulder it's
on, but it's it's the word now,

765
00:53:31,119 --> 00:53:35,159
but it's written like a digital clock, and I just like that plays

766
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,920
the time is now. I get
it. That's like there's a little couple

767
00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:40,440
levels to it. That's a fun
one. I also like Andrea Gudalas,

768
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:45,119
Like, initially, do you remember
he had like the remember the and one

769
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,440
guy like the faceless basketball player like
holding a basketball. He had that on

770
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,239
his shoulder and it was very like
early two thousands, and then he got

771
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:57,199
the full like bird feathers sleeve down
his arm to cover it up. And

772
00:53:57,199 --> 00:53:59,559
that one looked really cool, like
he had a big Wing. I was

773
00:53:59,599 --> 00:54:01,639
a fan of that. I would
like to say that and I know why

774
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:07,239
he has it. But Kyle Kuzma
has the Ford logo tattooed on him.

775
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,519
I was gonna include that one,
but I thought I thought you would know

776
00:54:08,559 --> 00:54:13,679
about it. Also, I don't
know you know who. I don't know

777
00:54:13,679 --> 00:54:15,840
if you've seen it this season,
and I haven't gotten a close up.

778
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,119
Like Isaiah Hartenstein has like a pretty
nice arm sleeve going on right now,

779
00:54:19,119 --> 00:54:22,039
and I always like JJ Reddick's arm
sleeve looked really good too. I actually

780
00:54:22,079 --> 00:54:27,039
noticed Hartenstein's sleeve the last next game
I saw, and I was like,

781
00:54:27,079 --> 00:54:30,480
man, that's like the level of
detail. I don't know anything about tattoos,

782
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,800
but like, I just imagine that
is a long time in the chair

783
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:36,960
and has to be done by only
a select few people that are capable of

784
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,599
doing that. And Austin Rivers has
a nice arm sleeve as well, and

785
00:54:39,599 --> 00:54:43,800
it's like even forgetting the content on
him, like I just appreciate the detail

786
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:47,920
and he has like I think it's
basically kind of religious and the other one

787
00:54:49,199 --> 00:54:51,559
it's not super detail, but I
respect it. And he's not in the

788
00:54:51,639 --> 00:54:54,400
NBA right now. But Mike Scott
just having all those emojis tattooed on him,

789
00:54:54,519 --> 00:54:58,920
right, what about you know what
kind of like just for the novelty

790
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,159
of it is Birdman because he went
like full color with so much stuff.

791
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,840
Nobody else really, I can't think
of anybody else that has a bunch.

792
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:10,119
I guess Lamello has some like red
ink somewhere, but everybody else just goes

793
00:55:10,159 --> 00:55:15,599
with the standard. And Birdman was
just like a paint facts has a tattoo

794
00:55:15,639 --> 00:55:22,320
in color green eyes, red hat
has that dungeons and dragons tatoo, Yeah,

795
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:27,920
that you could always just barely see
like over the over the Luca has

796
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,199
one like that too, where you
can see just like a little bit of

797
00:55:30,199 --> 00:55:34,559
it. Uh from his jersey covers
most of it. Who's is it?

798
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,320
Who's the one where it reads like
a typo? Is it the tatum tattoo

799
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:42,599
on? Oh? Yeah, it's
like God's Son or something. But it

800
00:55:42,639 --> 00:55:46,159
was like apostrophe was missing or something
like that God's will and there's no apostrophe

801
00:55:46,199 --> 00:55:52,960
and it reads like so multiple gods
will what I will say that one of

802
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,760
the pictures he posted of it when
he first got it, he has a

803
00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:00,199
nice v taper going on his back. So shout out to Jason Tatum them

804
00:56:00,199 --> 00:56:05,840
for not skipping back. Day we
have we have gone far afield. Okay,

805
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:12,000
are you ready for uh some word
association. I don't even know how

806
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,480
I'm gonna I have to. I'm
like, oh, yes, I'm not

807
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:19,239
gonna give you my My only advice
is don't think at all. That is

808
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:24,159
what the purpose of this exercise is. Something way ahead of you. I

809
00:56:24,159 --> 00:56:29,000
think even less than whatever you're thinking. Now, it's all it's too much.

810
00:56:29,519 --> 00:56:30,679
So this is you know, that's
all. It is. Just I

811
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:34,679
say something and you say the first
thing that pops into your head. It

812
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,320
can be a sentence, it can
be a memory, or it can just

813
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,440
be a word. There aren't really
any rules. Okay, you're ready.

814
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,800
I got three sets of these,
and there's the five of them in each

815
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,599
one. Are they basketball related?
They're a basketball Yeah, they're all basketball.

816
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:51,920
Tell me about your deepest feared No, they're all basketball related. Marco

817
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:59,599
Bellinelli, big balls, dance,
perfect start, verticality. Oh, Derek

818
00:56:59,639 --> 00:57:04,239
Lively, whoa see? I would
have said, Roy Hibbert, Okay,

819
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:10,440
now we're going four point play.
Steph Curry j R. Smith Soup.

820
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,679
I was gonna say like untying people's
shoelaces. Didn't you do that at the

821
00:57:17,679 --> 00:57:22,559
breath? That was such a great
moment. Do you remember? Uh,

822
00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:25,159
we'll get back to this. Do
you remember? We were both at BR

823
00:57:25,199 --> 00:57:29,840
at the time. But it was
when he like nobody knew how to use

824
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,920
social media and he accidentally sent like
you trying to get the pipe to somebody?

825
00:57:34,239 --> 00:57:37,519
And then he like his next post
was like a picture of a bunch

826
00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:42,039
of pipes, like the Mario pipe
or no am I like, I can't

827
00:57:42,119 --> 00:57:46,639
remember for imposing my own thoughts onto
that. Okay, uh forgotten? Orlando

828
00:57:46,719 --> 00:57:52,760
magic? Great great hill, good
one. All right, I got some

829
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:58,679
more here. November nineteenth, two
thousand and four. I don't. I

830
00:57:58,719 --> 00:58:00,599
have no idea. What is my
what is that? Is it? Let

831
00:58:00,639 --> 00:58:02,800
me just try and let me try
and think this one through. Yeah,

832
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:09,760
okay, did is that? Did
the Knicks trade Patrick Ewing? Is that?

833
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:14,159
No? That was too Uh?
It involves the pistons and pacers.

834
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,119
Oh malice at the Palace. Wow, that's kind of a shitty one,

835
00:58:17,119 --> 00:58:20,760
because there's only one real answer there. I will say, though, did

836
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:25,519
you watch that documentary? I can't
and I don't think so. I was

837
00:58:25,599 --> 00:58:29,280
watching the game in real time when
it happened, though, I still have

838
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,519
like a vivid memory of that back
when you watched games. That's that's yeah,

839
00:58:31,559 --> 00:58:34,800
back when I watched games. I
haven't done that for fifteen I think

840
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,519
the combination one. I was just
so young, and that's not an excuse,

841
00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:43,159
but just the way it was covered
and the information was disseminated, the

842
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:49,840
racist not even undertones, like the
overtones of that coverage was disgusting. Yeah,

843
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:55,199
it was rough. That was a
crazy So the personal aside, uh,

844
00:58:55,400 --> 00:59:00,360
that same night Santa cla And so
I had I had already graduated,

845
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:05,239
but like was still living near Santa
Clara and had a bunch of friends there,

846
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,559
and they had gone to see Santa
Clara. I think I'm getting this

847
00:59:08,639 --> 00:59:13,960
right. Play North Carolina, like
North Carolina with like Sean May and Raymond

848
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:19,199
Felton play basketball, and Santa Clara
beat North Carolina. And I remember being

849
00:59:19,239 --> 00:59:22,360
on the phone with them and they
were saying like John May, you're on

850
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,159
the May and Raymond Felton, Yes, get one. Yeah them too,

851
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:30,360
like turn on ESPN or something or
like ever, You're never gonna believe this,

852
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,639
And I was like, no one's
gonna be talking about this ever,

853
00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:37,960
because something else happened tonight and it
was like the biggest story in sports,

854
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:43,840
and this will be the only thing
on Sports Center for like six months straight.

855
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,519
Will be males in the Palace.
H Okay, so that that was

856
00:59:45,559 --> 00:59:52,639
a sidetrack. Okay, more word
association Seattle SuperSonics, uh Seawan camp a

857
00:59:52,639 --> 01:00:01,000
great worst NBA owner? Oh I
active or ever? Questions? Scalding is

858
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:05,559
the most like overtleast comebacks. But
like James Dolan's got to be up there.

859
01:00:05,639 --> 01:00:09,840
I thought you might go Dolan.
Rick Carlisle, Oh my god,

860
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:14,599
I don't. I don't even know
Rick Carlyle. Thoughts. I don't have

861
01:00:14,639 --> 01:00:16,679
any strong Rick Carlisle thoughts, No, he's not. Is it? Is

862
01:00:16,719 --> 01:00:21,039
he the one who dunked? Uh
No, let's not go there for a

863
01:00:21,119 --> 01:00:23,800
second. I don't have my slow
offenses, which doesn't make sense because Indiana

864
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,119
has like the fastest offense in the
world. Right, that's fine, there's

865
01:00:27,119 --> 01:00:29,880
no wrong answers in word association,
all right. Last one in this patch

866
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:35,639
favorite signature shoe ooh the I don't
know what year it is, but the

867
01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:39,480
team Max that had the like it
was it looked like a spider web.

868
01:00:39,639 --> 01:00:45,320
He was on the magic all white
with the lines like these blue lines kind

869
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,880
of swooping down. Let me see, we just become best friends because I

870
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:52,320
think that's my answer too. And
we've never discussed this, uh and what's

871
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:57,159
interesting and so I'm trying to think
of which I so I just googled it.

872
01:00:57,159 --> 01:01:00,239
It was the Adidas Men's t Mac
two point. No those I didn't

873
01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:04,320
have the gloss on it. Maybe
it did, so it must have been

874
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,119
the Adidas Temac two is That's what
I'm saying. The two and the three

875
01:01:07,199 --> 01:01:09,840
were both pretty sweet, and then
they got weird after that, but I

876
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:13,480
still bought them, I think because
I was a T Max stand for sure

877
01:01:13,519 --> 01:01:17,079
at the time. It was one
of my first times that my mom bought

878
01:01:17,119 --> 01:01:21,000
me a pair of name brand shoes. We're always shopping at pay less because

879
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,639
we were just super poor and she
was a single mom, and she bought

880
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,880
me these. When I started,
I think I made a travel team,

881
01:01:25,159 --> 01:01:28,039
so I had. I thought I
was cool as I had my name on

882
01:01:28,079 --> 01:01:31,079
the back of my jersey. Oh, wearing way too many wristbands and not

883
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:37,400
enough really right, and they clashed
because my jersey was gold like this goldish

884
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:42,880
brown, and I got these T
max sneakers and I wore them all the

885
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,039
time. I thought I was hot. Shit, I loved them, and

886
01:01:45,079 --> 01:01:49,440
even now I always have favored like
the lower cut basketball shoe. I don't

887
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:52,000
know about you like a lot of
them Lebrons, I don't really like them

888
01:01:52,039 --> 01:01:55,119
because they just a lot of them
look so dense and big and heavy.

889
01:01:55,719 --> 01:02:00,519
I will say I also fell in
love with some of the the mid career

890
01:02:00,639 --> 01:02:04,760
KD models were the ones that I
actually have some of them behind me if

891
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:13,360
anyone wants to see the show and
tell, yeah, Ktie red velvet,

892
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,039
those are yeah, so like I
fell in love with these. But yeah,

893
01:02:17,039 --> 01:02:21,599
the Team AC ones were they have
a special memory. But they also

894
01:02:21,679 --> 01:02:25,000
just looked I kept thinking. I
always thought of two things like Spider Man

895
01:02:25,119 --> 01:02:29,039
for no reason, in particularly because
it looked like a spider web and Got

896
01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:31,559
Milk because he was on he was
wearing those shoes, while he did like

897
01:02:31,599 --> 01:02:35,960
the Got Milk for like the back
of the magazine. That's right, Oh,

898
01:02:36,039 --> 01:02:37,599
that's right, those were those.
I love those shoes. I had

899
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:43,039
multiple pairs of those ones. Great
answer. You could not have given me

900
01:02:43,079 --> 01:02:45,679
a better answer. Okay, this
is my oh surprise, I actually have

901
01:02:45,719 --> 01:02:51,719
two more sets of these. This
is like, this is such a wild

902
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,639
podcast right now, but please,
this will all be over soon. Okay,

903
01:02:57,039 --> 01:03:02,320
another set of five here, Serge
Ibaka. Oh this word association association.

904
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:08,000
It's going great. Uh making Kawhi
Leonard eat testicles or whatever it wastles?

905
01:03:08,079 --> 01:03:12,800
Was it? Now? You're getting
it? Best jersey in the NBA.

906
01:03:14,199 --> 01:03:16,679
Ever, you can't ask questions.
I don't know what the I don't

907
01:03:16,679 --> 01:03:22,159
know the teal. It's the Teal
Pistons jerseys. Ooh, I like the

908
01:03:22,559 --> 01:03:27,639
that's a good answer. Uh.
Favorite dunk contest dunk ever? Ooh?

909
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,400
Who who blew the candle out on
the rim? Was that your val?

910
01:03:32,639 --> 01:03:36,920
We are so best friends. That's
Gerald Green. That's my favorite too.

911
01:03:37,239 --> 01:03:39,400
The birthday cake dunk. He put
a cupcake on the rim and blew the

912
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:44,079
candle out and dunked it. Caval
McGee had the double dunk with the two

913
01:03:44,119 --> 01:03:46,079
balls, right right, that sounds
right? Yeah, you gotta go.

914
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:52,000
Nate Robinson jumping over. Uh what
was it? Shack? Why am I

915
01:03:52,039 --> 01:03:54,920
thinking? Yao? Late? How
Dwight Howard? Yeah, Nate Robinson just

916
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,519
he had some really good dunk and
just the fact that that dude was what

917
01:03:58,559 --> 01:04:00,719
was he five to nine and it
was just like some he's like two and

918
01:04:00,719 --> 01:04:03,239
a half inches shorter than me,
two inches shorter than me, and I

919
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,840
could barely raise the net when I
just I mean, you got to mention

920
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:11,880
the Vince Carter dunks too. That's
another. I remember where I was when

921
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,679
he when he and that was two
thousand. That was like because I wasn't

922
01:04:15,679 --> 01:04:19,199
even alive like during the Jordan dunk. Yeah, no Milkens dunk contest stuff,

923
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:23,719
and just Vince Carter that dunk like
that made me fall in love with

924
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,480
the dunk contest, which is weird
that it's not my favorite one, but

925
01:04:26,519 --> 01:04:30,320
I appreciate like he had, like
the actual complicated aerial moves. I think

926
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:34,400
of more of the pageantry. Right, Yeah, the other one here,

927
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:39,000
I have a follow up one.
What's the most disappointing dunk contest dunk?

928
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:43,360
And why is it? Blake Griffin
jumping over fake jumping over a kiya?

929
01:04:43,639 --> 01:04:46,280
That was super lame? Do you
remember bird another Birdman reference? Didn't he

930
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:50,480
try like thirty times to complete a
dunk and couldn't do it? And that

931
01:04:50,559 --> 01:04:54,239
was at a time where you got
like unlimited attempts, and it was just

932
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,159
awful. The whole thing ground to
a halt. I forget what year that

933
01:04:57,239 --> 01:04:59,719
was. We should have done at
some point when you do like a live

934
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,400
while something or a live pod to
ask these questions and then read the listener

935
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,559
responses because they probably have like such
great answers. We're not thinking of so

936
01:05:06,679 --> 01:05:11,000
many because neither of us prepped for
this. Okay, so what else do

937
01:05:11,039 --> 01:05:15,840
I have? This is you're not
gonna like this Bill Cartwright? Do you

938
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:19,760
know who Bill Cartwright is? I
know who he is? Uh? I

939
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:24,280
think of the Bulls. Okay,
weird, super weird. Shooting for him

940
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:29,119
would be the correct answer. Uh. Speaking of former Bulls head coach Jim

941
01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:36,519
Boylan, the Bulls what was it
called the Bulls Leadership Committee, I would

942
01:05:36,559 --> 01:05:43,800
also have accepted mutiny or whatever you
compare himself to pop. Oh. Yeah,

943
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:45,840
that was a wild time. That
was. It was the candle burned

944
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:50,800
so bright and burned out too fast. Okay, last one here, let's

945
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:57,920
see Okay, pull up two,
Pull up two, Tomato Rosen floater,

946
01:06:00,159 --> 01:06:08,880
Steve Nash, catch and shoot three
Buddy healed reverse dunk. Oh I have

947
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:11,960
no, Oh my god, there's
no one's even bringing to mind for this

948
01:06:12,199 --> 01:06:16,440
right now. I got not reverse
dunk Patrick Ewing. Okay, there's that

949
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,760
picture of him hanging on the rim. I always think of Mason Plumbley used

950
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:23,719
to really reverse dunk a lot,
and Aaron Gordon likes the reverse dunk a

951
01:06:23,719 --> 01:06:28,920
little bit, the two hand reverse. Okay, flop Marcus Smart, I

952
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,119
mean that was also my answer.
That's all. That's all for word association.

953
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:35,159
That was so good. We need
comments to let us know if this

954
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:39,880
was the really fun thing it felt
like to us or the total shit show.

955
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:43,639
Yeah, let us like discord or
the comments, which don't You could

956
01:06:43,639 --> 01:06:45,320
tell us which ones you don't like. These are all just amazing though,

957
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:48,199
But if there's like a segment that
you would like us to bring back other

958
01:06:48,239 --> 01:06:54,280
than guess that player. Yeah,
yeah, so I have there. I

959
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:58,400
have start bent cut. Excuse me, start bench cuts for you. But

960
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:03,960
they're not players per se. They
are NBA signature moves. Okay, so

961
01:07:04,079 --> 01:07:11,800
start bench cut. These NBA signature
moves Nikola Jokicch's sombor shuffle, Haakima Lajuan's

962
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:15,920
dream shake, Tim Duncan's bank shot. Oh this is so horrible, Okay,

963
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:20,880
I'm starting the dream Shake. I
have to, and I am going

964
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:28,880
to bench the Somboar shuffle and I
will cut the bank shot because I know

965
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:32,559
Tim Duncan won't care. Ooh,
I don't know. He remember he flipped

966
01:07:32,599 --> 01:07:35,239
off that fan once who was taking
a picture of him. He might care.

967
01:07:36,559 --> 01:07:40,599
He can take it. He doesn't
care about personal stuff. I'm not

968
01:07:40,599 --> 01:07:44,159
gonna lie. This might be recency
biased. I might start the Sombar shuffle

969
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,119
when you said it. Initially I
was gonna start it, and then you

970
01:07:46,119 --> 01:07:48,920
said dream shake, and I couldn't. I couldn't go away from it.

971
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:56,519
Start bench cut These NBA signature moves
Steph Curry's pull up three, Dirk's one

972
01:07:56,599 --> 01:08:02,760
legged fade away, Michael Jordan's fade
away. Hmm oh man, all right,

973
01:08:03,039 --> 01:08:08,760
I'm gonna start Michael Jordan's fade away. I'm gonna bench Curry's pull up

974
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,679
three, and I'm gonna cut Dirk's
one legger. I got it. That's

975
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:16,159
nasty stuff. I gotta give it
to Jordan. Start bench cut These NBA

976
01:08:16,279 --> 01:08:24,119
signature moves Lebron James cross court pass, Tyre's Halliburton's jump pass, Magic Johnson's

977
01:08:24,119 --> 01:08:28,479
no look pass. I'm gonna start
Magic Johnson's no I take you know,

978
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,399
I am gonna start Magic Johnson's no
look pass, even though some of them

979
01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:33,319
were fake no looks. We gotta
be we gotta be critical of those.

980
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:42,960
I'm going to I'm gonna bench Lebron's
cross court and I'm gonna cut Tyrese Haliburton's

981
01:08:43,039 --> 01:08:45,319
jump pass, even though I know
that it's okay now to do that,

982
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:50,000
but uh, the the deeply ingrained
do not leave your feet to pass uh

983
01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:56,159
directive is still in my head.
I think you're just a coward. Tyre's

984
01:08:56,159 --> 01:08:59,760
Halliburton's jumpass probably should have been benched. The Lebron cross court pass I might

985
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,399
have gotten rid of. Yeah,
well, you know, not every path,

986
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:05,920
not every great pass, has to
be flashy. So final one of

987
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:12,680
this start bench cut these these players
based on handles only, Okay, Steph

988
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:16,479
Curry, Kyrie, Irving, Alan
Iverson. I'm starting Kyrie. I think

989
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:20,880
he's just got the best handl there
is, and you're gonna you know,

990
01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:24,920
you know, I'm not gonna cut
Steph. So I got a bench Steph

991
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:29,199
and cut Iverson, which is just
like feels blasphemous and I hate that he

992
01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:33,520
made me do that, I will
say I think I would probably start Steph

993
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:39,800
bench Kyrie cut Ai, just because
the Steph handles can sometimes end in these

994
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:44,439
like circus jump shots from all over
the place at crazy angles, whereas Kyrie's

995
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:47,960
it's more about the circus layups or
just mid rangers in there, and so

996
01:09:48,039 --> 01:09:51,279
like having the and I know he's
had circus like threes and whatever, but

997
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:58,319
I like the the unpredictability of what
is Steph doing and you're getting Kyrie always

998
01:09:58,319 --> 01:10:02,399
feels like there's a method to the
madness. Steph Curry's just absolute anarchy.

999
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:06,880
I feel like his is just totally
improvised, and it's even watching it,

1000
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:10,399
even though it's Steph Curry. Maybe
not as much anymore. Do you remember,

1001
01:10:10,399 --> 01:10:13,800
like a few years ago you could
even see like Steve Kerr getting frustrated

1002
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,239
where it's like what is he?
There's that clip too, was it the

1003
01:10:15,239 --> 01:10:18,359
twenty sixteen season where he's like has
his hands on his head and he's like,

1004
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:23,239
I think that's the one against the
Clippers where Steph is like in traffic

1005
01:10:23,279 --> 01:10:26,600
and dribbling behind his back up like
the top left side of the arc,

1006
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:30,399
and Kerr is like beside himself and
then just has to like giggle after the

1007
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:34,039
shot goes in. That was very
much the mid two thousand teens Steph Curry

1008
01:10:34,039 --> 01:10:40,359
experience. You know, I saw
something interesting. Imon Schumpert was on a

1009
01:10:40,399 --> 01:10:45,199
podcast somewhere and he was talking about
how Kyrie like doesn't have a plan and

1010
01:10:45,279 --> 01:10:47,399
all he does is just like wait
for you to mess up or like lean

1011
01:10:47,479 --> 01:10:50,920
one way or the other, and
then he'll just go the other way because

1012
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:54,840
like he can just move like that. He said, like he doesn't have

1013
01:10:55,079 --> 01:10:59,119
an idea before he like attacks you. He just lets you beat yourself and

1014
01:10:59,159 --> 01:11:02,079
then dribbles around you whichever direction you
give them, which sounded pretty badass to

1015
01:11:02,159 --> 01:11:06,079
me. My final batch of stuff, do you have any more? That's

1016
01:11:06,079 --> 01:11:11,119
it, I have no more.
My final batch of stuff is guess the

1017
01:11:11,239 --> 01:11:15,520
NBA nickname? And I'm trusting that
hoop type had accurate nicknames. And these

1018
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:19,960
are nicknames that I didn't know right
away, So it was one I found

1019
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:24,199
them interesting, but it was a
challenge to then come up with players to

1020
01:11:24,319 --> 01:11:29,159
include here. So did you did
you know any of these? No?

1021
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:31,520
Okay, this doesn't bode well,
but one of them I feel like I

1022
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:36,279
should have known and I didn't okay, uh okay, Which let's let's start

1023
01:11:36,319 --> 01:11:39,960
off with a Let's start off with
a uh, let's start off with a

1024
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:47,720
banger here. Which NBA player's nickname
is out Back Jesus, Matt Bonner,

1025
01:11:48,279 --> 01:11:57,960
Matthew Delavandova, jo Keem Noah or
Kyle O'Quinn. That has gotta be Delavadova.

1026
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,000
That is correct. Yeah, look
you I did. Did you know

1027
01:12:01,079 --> 01:12:05,039
that before? I mean it had
to be an Australian. Uh. And

1028
01:12:05,119 --> 01:12:10,600
so that that got me. That
narrowed it for me. Yeah, I

1029
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:14,359
figured I did not even take that
into account. I should have included more

1030
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:18,479
like Australian minefield names there. You're
giving me, like Engles Aaron Bains.

1031
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:25,119
I would have had no chance.
Which NBA player's nickname is Ankle Taker,

1032
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:31,119
Steph Curry, Kyrie Irving, Alan
Iverson or Chris Paul hmm, could be

1033
01:12:31,159 --> 01:12:34,920
any of those guys. It is
one of them. I can confirm.

1034
01:12:35,039 --> 01:12:43,039
I got a twenty chance. I'm
just gonna say, I'll say Alan Iverson.

1035
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,800
That is incorrect. It is Kyrie
Irving. Okay, Yeah, that

1036
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:53,159
that that checks out. Which NBA
player's nickname is Big Panda, Carmelo Anthony

1037
01:12:53,600 --> 01:13:01,159
Bradley Beale, DeMar DeRozan or Tracy
McGrady. Oh, I don't know why.

1038
01:13:01,239 --> 01:13:05,520
I think it's Bradley Beal. That
is correct. Why is it Bradley?

1039
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:10,560
Why has it heard? I maybe
I've seen it on Basketball Reference at

1040
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,319
some point and done a double take, because that makes no sense at all.

1041
01:13:14,159 --> 01:13:15,880
Okay, okay, cool, two
for three? Take it. So

1042
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:23,159
we have two more Batchesky, which
NBA player has the nickname count Blockula,

1043
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:30,199
Marcus Camby, serge A Baka to
Kenbe Mtumbo or Hassan white Side count Blockula

1044
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:42,039
Matumbo has several I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna say Matumbo. That is incorrect.

1045
01:13:42,039 --> 01:13:45,279
It's Hassan white Side, And I'm
not gonna lie. That feels like

1046
01:13:45,319 --> 01:13:48,199
a nickname he would have given himself
over Black christ one morning, definitely,

1047
01:13:48,439 --> 01:13:54,960
definitely. Okay. The final one
here, which NBA player has the nickname

1048
01:13:55,000 --> 01:14:01,239
Big Daddy, Wookie, Wilt Chamberlain, Javali, Shaquille O'Neal, or Bill

1049
01:14:01,279 --> 01:14:05,680
Walton. I'm gonna say Javail.
I don't know why that is correct.

1050
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:10,239
I was trying to think of like, at least one other goofy guy to

1051
01:14:10,319 --> 01:14:14,520
include here, so I went with
Shack and then also just Wilt Chamberlain being

1052
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:16,279
called big Daddy would make a lot
of sense, and so that's why,

1053
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,079
and then Bill Walton I was like, yeah, what the hell, why

1054
01:14:18,119 --> 01:14:24,239
not? Statistically Will Chamberlain, it's
probably the most daddy out there. I

1055
01:14:24,239 --> 01:14:26,640
hope people enjoyed that one. It
was interesting to learn. So I didn't

1056
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:30,079
even get through like all the ones
that I wanted. And I'm still disappointed

1057
01:14:30,119 --> 01:14:32,520
that my nickname for web and Yama
hasn't caught on. Can we call him

1058
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:36,359
the Rim Reaper? Don't on this
podcast, don't give up on it.

1059
01:14:36,359 --> 01:14:40,199
It's like you gotta you gotta stick
with it and make it happen. I

1060
01:14:40,199 --> 01:14:43,119
don't see any reason that it blocks
too many jump shots. So the Rim

1061
01:14:43,159 --> 01:14:47,000
Reaper is just probably not Yeah,
maybe maybe the Rim Reaper is someone that

1062
01:14:47,119 --> 01:14:51,800
really like you have to be skinny, I think, but just because you

1063
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:56,600
know that figure is, it's gotta
be someone that like attacks the rim really

1064
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,840
hard, like he's like he's killing
them. Here's my question, do they

1065
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:06,079
have to go in or can it
be John Morant? I will approve Ja

1066
01:15:06,159 --> 01:15:10,399
Morant as the Room Reaper. That's
pretty sweet, but I we got we'll

1067
01:15:10,399 --> 01:15:12,640
try to get the whimby thing off
the ground. There's nothing I think.

1068
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,920
I think that has some legs.
So we just did five minutes of puppy

1069
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:19,079
talk followed by seventy minutes of stat
padding. Would you liked I hope everyone

1070
01:15:19,159 --> 01:15:21,800
enjoyed this. I don't think we'll
ever do I mean, maybe we will

1071
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:25,840
do a full episode of this again
at some point, but I had fun.

1072
01:15:26,399 --> 01:15:29,600
Do you knock get out of here? Though? Word association? Could

1073
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:31,920
we could go a long way with
that because all you need is work.

1074
01:15:32,119 --> 01:15:35,039
We're doing it at least one more
time so that I can do it to

1075
01:15:35,119 --> 01:15:39,760
you. Okay, it's kind of
a weird psychological exercise because it really just

1076
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:42,840
says, like, what's what's going
on in Dan's brain when I when he

1077
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,159
hears a word? That's so the
audio if the audience cares to learn more

1078
01:15:45,159 --> 01:15:47,720
about you, like on a deep
level, I think this is the way.

1079
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:54,159
That's why I don't do no views
gives about either. Okay, uh

1080
01:15:54,239 --> 01:15:57,520
yeah, well so this was a
weird one, but I personally enjoyed it

1081
01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:00,640
a great deal. I hope all
of you guys did too. Thank you

1082
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:02,439
for all the submissions, and if
you want more stat padding probably going to

1083
01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:05,920
take some submissions because it's not that
easy to come up with a bunch of

1084
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:10,399
random shit all the time. So
if you would like to participate in this,

1085
01:16:11,399 --> 01:16:14,399
you know, join the discord,
get in there, DM me,

1086
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:20,920
DM Dan, dm Dan to text
me if I can't quickly enough, and

1087
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:26,640
all the usual stuff, please is
damension at the top. Wherever you get

1088
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:29,239
your podcasts, wherever you're watching this, listening to this, rate it,

1089
01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:31,439
review it, subscribe it, share
it. Tell people that like basketball,

1090
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:35,760
tell people that like word association,
I guess and nicknames that that would be

1091
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:41,800
great too. We kind of try
to cater to everybody now apparently, and

1092
01:16:42,079 --> 01:16:45,199
yeah, tell your friends, tell
your enemies. If you want some merch,

1093
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,199
you can find a link to that
in the YouTube and podcast description,

1094
01:16:47,199 --> 01:16:50,079
which is kind of where all the
information you need is. And I think

1095
01:16:50,119 --> 01:16:53,720
that's going to do it for us. Thanks again, and we close as

1096
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:57,880
always when they shout out to they
want and only Frank Milakina and an apology to Jared
