Seven Lamp Productions presents to you, Cop Doctors, Episode twenty three, Medical
Police. After some time of NonStop action, the cop doctor decided to relax
and spend the night watching Netflix. This wasn't a Netflix and chill scenario,
because neither Time nor Case would cuddle with one another. They just wanted to
hung out. What do you want to watch? I don't know, nothing
too heavy, but maybe a second so shall Yeah, let's start something new.
See what we're Hey, what's this Medical Police? It sounds strangely familiar.
Let me read the synopsis. The Children's Hospital Gang has returned in a
new series that finds Rob Hubil and Aaron Hayes playing what the fuck you gotta
be shitting me? Cop doctors? They're cop doctors. Case, that's us
and oh shit, they can't be us. We're us? Is this legal?
Oh? How did this happen? This show is about our lives.
We're cops and we're doctors medical police. That's just a fancy way of saying
cop doctors. This can't be a coincidence, Kenneth God, I don't think
so. There's no way. Those sons of bitches. Hold on, hold
on, let's relax. There has to be an explanation. Here's your explanation.
They heard about our lives Ano. They're making a show on Netflix.
They saw our lives and we're paying them thirteen dollars a month to do it.
The price will up again. Yep, God damn it. There must
be something we can do. We need legal advice. Oh no, you're
not thinking. Yes, time I am. We can't contact them. They're
horrible people. It doesn't matter. We need their help and they owe us
a favor. This sucks, it does, but we have to Netflix won't
get away with this. Give me my phone. It's time to make a
call. But I hate them. It doesn't matter. Time, it's time
to contact they firefighter lawyers. Diamond Case did not like the fire fighter lawyers.
They often thought they were trying to steal their thunder by doing two prominent
jobs in the same way the Cup doctors did. But jack O, Lenton
and jack Off did not care or Lenton and Off where good Firefight does and
even better lawyers. So it made sense that the Cup doctor would contact them.
So time Case to what do we owe this pleasure? Off a lantern?
We need your help and why would we help you? You owe us.
We do not, Yes, you do off. You owe us big.
We saved your asses hardly, please a lantern. If it wasn't for
us, you two would have been fired years ago. So you're cashing in
now, that's right, jack you're talking to me? Or oh, lantern,
you jack off? Okay, what do you want? We want to
bring Netflix crumbling down. We want to destroy them from the inside. We
want to take them for every single penny they own. You do know if
you do that, you'll miss out on Stranger Things season four. Oh well,
then we just want restitution. Do you know what restitution is? Yes,
that's when a prostitute takes a nap. What listen? Netflix has made
a show called Medical Police. Sounds stupid. We think it's based off of
our lives. No wonder why it sounds stupid. They stole our idea,
what idea to be cops and doctors? So they based their show on your
actual lives. We believe, so off. Do you think they have something
there? It's not nothing, so it is something? Oh, it's something,
fine, we'll help you. The next day, the firefighter lawyer set
up a meeting with the head of Netflix to avoid any further legal problem.
Let's refer to them as Bob and Rob. As you can see, gentlemen,
the premise of Medical Police is an exact recreation of Mister Times and Mister
Cases Lives. I don't see any resemblance to the show, do you,
Rob? No? No, I think these are two vastly different shows.
Are you saying our lives of a show? Is it not? Okay?
Well? They literally say cop doctors in the trailer. You watched the trailer?
What did you think? I like the main cast and Wayne, but
I don't think they're going to be able to capture that magic that they had
with Children's Hospital. Wait is saying, hey, who cares about your show?
You're stealing our lives? What stealing? All of our shows are derived
using a special formula. If you really have a problem with it, wait
three years when we cancel it. All our shows eventually get too expensive to
proceeds. It'll be a short wait time. We don't want to wait.
The show's out now. Yeah, people are watching it now. How do
you know that at? What do you mean? We don't release viewership data
unless it's an end of the year top ten list. Why then, so
we can brag about how many people watch certain shows. Why do you care
if you're going to cancel it? We still want people to know Netflix is
the best. Just take a gander at our original programming. The problem is,
gentlemen, you claim original programming, but here we have an example of
a stolen idea stolen Please maybe parallel thinking, but stolen is a stretch.
The only thing we steal is people's time as we make them get hooked on
a show and cancel it three years later. Well, are you guys so
fixated on canceling shows because as price is sore, we can make ten crappy
ranch style sitcom for the price of one later season of Mine Hunter, So
we're never going to find out what happens to holding forward and build Tench po
Tench's wife left him in the finale. Fucking spoiler. Can't you at least
wrap up the story then before you cancel the show? Hey, blame Ventcher.
Stealing people's time and forcing them to invest in a show for you'd only
hide your numbers and cancel when things get interesting is an asshole move. Look
at this guy Rob another person who demands we make a gloom movie. The
story must be wrapped up, please, it's like we're already meeting with Mark
Marron. Mark Marin is here. We have a meeting with him after you,
so if we could wrap this up. No, we're gonna have to
demand compensation for our client, so we'll be seeing you in card compensation.
Because these two fellas think they came up with the idea of being cops and
doctors. It's not an idea, it's or lots and even if it was
just an idea, it would be wrong of you to take it. But
we're rich, so so like we do whatever we want, Bob. They
won't understand because they're not rich. What are they poor? They're probably poor.
Yeah, you guys don't also in a multimillion dollars streaming company. H
No, then what the fuck are we talking to you for? Yes,
please stop wasting our time. We are busy. We need to meet with
Mark Marin and turned down his glow movie pitch, and then we need to
meet with Adam Sandler so he can extend his contract and green light his next
sixty five shitty movie. Ideas, you guys make some really awful deals.
Who cares now we're rich, bitch? That was uncalled for. Please leave
off o Lantern do something. You are capitalizing on these men's ideas. If
you do not compensate these men for their ingenious idea to be both cups and
doctors at the same time, then well, we'll say in court, go
ahead, Well, why are the best lawyers of this town as to offer?
Will they be five fighters too? Probably? Not? Well, then
can you go? Now? Hey, quick question? What did you guys
really sign a two hundred million dollars deal with David Benny Off and dB wise
the riders of Game of Thrones? Yes? We did. Did you guys
see the final season of Game of Thrones? Yes? What we signed the
deal before the whole thing air? Yikes, good luck with that. Hey
wait, yeah, if you see Maren in the waiting room, send them
in. I don't work for you, do it, poor person? Fine?
After the meeting the cup doctor and firefight, Alaya went outside into the
company court yard. Could have gone better. We're really gonna see him.
We can win it. Okay, then what's next? Leave it to us.
First thing we'll do is off what it's five o'clock? Oh shit,
sorry, Fellis. We'll talk about this tomorrow. Let me guess you guys
are firefighters. Now damn right, we are the firefighter. Lawyer took off
leaving time and Case bundering the pund out so very hot. Well what do
we do now? Case want to Netflix and chill? No cuddling, no
cuddling. Okay, we can watch that new Adam Sandler movie, the Halloween
One. Yeah, I want to suck. Yeah, of course it's Adam
Sandler Cop Doctor Pop Doctors. Written by Robert M. Lamb, edited by
Jordan Zuchanic, starring Jack Austin as Case, Robert M. Lamb as Time,
co starring Justin Alderson and Mitchell Beck. Music provided by Kevin McLeod of
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