Well, I was telling them that the story is called a tale of the
past and it' s authentic. I' m going to tell you,
because everything I tell you is true, authentic and beautiful. Hear it hear
it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Saint Isidro, back in those times lost in oblivion, was a
smaller town than now, but very flourishing. San Isidro is that town that
remains on the north road going to Matagalpa. It' s been a town
they' re famous for the scares. There I went out earlier the mocuana
and there was a famous story that I' ve already told you about transformed
mares. But, well, this is another story. It' s different.
In San Isidro people began to be frightened because, they said, two
or three times a week, I went out the terror of the cart in
closed waters and the doors early Napoleon and put on the doors a cru de
p more blessed of Palm Sunday and for what purpose we use them, for
what I will put them. Oh, he pays that he' s a
kid and you don' t see that he' s shutting up, that
' s the nights, the creeping cart comes out in water and what he
' s doing in the wagon. Not to see who gets hurt in the
face of an idiot are afraid of a wagon that passes by the street.
It' s just that this year is a challenge, whether you' re
carting them or not. This wagon walks without oxen and without any man go
alone a wagon without oxen and without belle you have seen it that day,
Good Cardon, for I have not seen him. But nothing, but nothing,
little girl must be some cart carrying sweet or anything else that entered the
village? Or does it pass through town? That' s all that happens,
is that people are very new to everyone they get scared, look at
Napoleon, porseo for not. I want to put at the door in the
house a blessed Palma cross of which Ramón gave on Sunday. There was s
okay put it on. You can put it on and close the doors.
If you want and pray the rosaries you' ll want too. But I
' ll tell you one thing. For more than fifty years I' ve
been hearing that story in the water cart. I' ve never seen one
in my life Ah, those are stories. Niñada, oh the tales,
but they were no discounts. The nights of San Isidro witnessed what was happening
there. As soon as night came, all the houses closed the doors and
in the street no soul was seen. The silence was absolute, only interrupted
by the life was of the dogs. When it was eight o' clock
or nine o' clock in the night, it looked like midnight, a
tiny moon stood over the bell tower of the little church and the night was
mysterious and people slept in fear because at any moment the noise of the wagon
to the water was beginning to sound like any wagon walking in a uneven street,
but those who had dared to see it said that the wagon was not
carrying oxen or bulls and that I was leaving only in the voice of the
ballero, sounding like hollow, like an ultra grave, like the voice of
a dead man. A wey oh wey o o ay Napoleon. That'
s where I' m not waking up. Be me you know I don
' t believe in nagua cart mm D. I want to tell you that
in San Isidro no wagons in water had ever left. No other frights had
come out, yes, but cart in water never. Therefore, the first
week the cart in water appeared three times, all the people commented during the
day on the presence of that old fright in the Central American tradition, but
new in the town of San Isidro. Among those who spoke the most,
this veremon was his name, an alien peasant who worked as a pion in
the surrounding farms. He had arrived in the village a short time ago and
was a dove. He was an eagle tall, good man, an apo,
man you want nothing. No, and after about swimming and poor Napo,
Napo' s man, I didn' t know you could see yourself
as here, as so tight. And that one' s been better.
I' m looking for another place, because it' s still time,
it was to walk somewhere else, man, throw fleas elsewhere, and that
' s very easy. But I do if you don' t like it,
St Isidro, because when you get fucked, go that nobody has you
here by force axis and ay grabbed a stick like he grabbed a bar No,
if it' s the truth, what I' m telling you,
man, well I' m not leaving because I like the town. No,
well, if you like the town, then stop talking pussy. If
I don' t, it' s talk, man, and I'
m just commenting, because Javi, commenting or seeing is that one thing and
talking and another thing commenting on nothing, because the two things are the same.
Don Napo, don napo, if what you want I was told,
for the wagon daughter is like a busy note and is a tufo garlic I
do not want God, I have not felt tufo sulfur nor you fas.
Nothing, it' s just people' s inventions. I told Doña Lala
I knew Doña Ala, I won' t know her. Güey then told
Doña Lala that last night on the reel she was leaving a smell of suffering
that I was going the noise of dead bone. What a barbarity of pure
inventions to starve him. If that' s worse than looking at my wife
at midi they' re just slugs here, man look. That' s
a wagon, like any other wagon or bru that' s the wagon is
like then, don' t you, Don what do you want? So
you don' t believe in the wagon anything, but how am I going
to believe, man, don' t be sluggy that arbaro Na me as
well, Donna, you believe in the race. Yeah, I don'
t know anything. Man, I' m so scared of Bagua' s
wagon. You' re afraid of the race. What I lay down at
evenings and curru eats under the colchi and ends up in today' s council
so as not to make the way to the cart. Chocho brother, but
what a challenge there is to wet him done what you so much when you
spoke man, and they say that such one of those wagons. Well,
they say he stops a while in front of the house in the master fool,
for it is to see the oldest. Donna, the fright stops,
people say, right, for himself in front of my little patron done Messia
' s tent. Sure if it says then they say like it turns around
in the corner. There he spins a little bit, like, like,
like, he' s being tempted, like, by the tailers of the
horses. Well and then there just and but it turns back to get lost
in the middle of the guide the dogs look already I think that already they
stop my ears when what, when I hear the sharps of the dogs in
my hundreds until all my ears stop. Oh, if all your ears stop,
I say chollo hairs. It' s just that it' s the
fear I' m afraid you' re going to the collas. Man look
and speaking in the rock your boss, how is the man got rich with
the trout he put. Now it' s a big one. Well,
he' s getting rich, not a good mention, no, but like
if the boss sells his little things or if he does cut the hat,
camisoles, callonjíos, what watches, radios, what of et cetera. It
stops that yes, of course if it sells its four little things, because
m butteren bars, can, has the agency and coca cola. It sells
products, the snail m also has curd, brands is also where it will
not tend rennet. So, no, man, if it' s already
big, they tend the middle. Yeah, man, I' m big,
well, and like Guidonnap Donnapo, that' s what he wanted.
But speaking of the wagon in water, how do we do with it wagon,
how do we do it, because nothing leave the cart man that nobody
harms, for I tell the truth, as long as the wagon does not
hurt him, Anna and then rent is really already that. Oh, Mommy,
nothing is that. In the other week the poor boy comes to conjure
the streets and face the horror of the cart to Nagua. Let' s
go as you said" Enseña", as you said, for what you
are hearing. In the other week, that horror will happen the little father
comes and he will personally face the frightful God the Father, you don'
t have to count on it, but I see mm Mira, besides his
scapular and his San Francisco cordon, has a copeta nejo twenty that God doesn
' t want, and that is to defend the horrors. Well, no
or no a po but open is the relationship that there is that he has
scopeti, which is an apo and the little Father also flies Balajjaja. That
little father doesn' t shoot twice because the first shot m emptys your eye.
There' s mommy. I' m getting a little complicated. You
said no rosemary, nothing said that good is that the little father is good
and it will be true that he has no enemies, because he does not
have live. They' re all dead. Man, well, here comes
the little father. It' s getting rid of that damn wagon in water,
because it' s good. And when the little pagrejito comes the other
week, next week is good. It' s wine. Open I say
the brims, I say I win them free from the fright and the wagon
in water. Ah at last I saw the peasant in haste that we were.
He left for his employer' s house. He was in the kitchen
chatting with the cook ate and then he was thinking we should hurry the bigger
plan. I said priest arrives, he' s going to spoil everything.
No, no, no, more nights I' ve worked to get gory
to come, to edit pa, to pay them. I don' t
have to see him today and I' m going to tell the tollita I
' m here like this. Hey, it' s the plan, listen
to this one for the plan We were the one for the uida. It
' s car and there and it wasn' t in the other week,
because we' re going to advance it, tollito, and it' s
just that I thought we' d run away the other week. But it
' s better now and there, but what right now, the night you
already see ah when you hear the noise of the wagon, I opened the
door of the store, just as we planned today. So I hear today
we' re going to hear Jim Charra looking pretty clear that if this thing
they theory, no or mommy, they' re measuring you Chagita and the
truth covers, Mommy, what I married you already think you have me cucurrado,
truth amenita, well, tomorrows we see rich, who endures us like
a shop on the mountain. You really want me to make you rich there,
or, Mamita, because you went with me, codita and you were
going to see all of them will respect me who can stand us with a
tent on the mountain and there for a comb and no more in San Antonio,
Here or a pin, give you a quintal of coffee. Aytalion Giliberta,
I really do. Oh, well, then I' ll be ready
by 10: 00. You think ah the little diet, not before what
time, about nine o' clock, As at nine o' clock today
the wagon in water is going to leave at nine o' clock earlier at
nine o' clock. This was the thing with an erasm bug. That
night he went to the pasture. He took the two black oxen out of
his boss. He dyed them with black aneline. The white cachos also put
black anelina on their helmets, so that they were totally black so that they
would not be seen in the blackness of the night. He was an extinct
bandit, right, wicho. Of course, those oxen pulling the wagon didn
' t look at each other. Only the wagon was seen walking alone without
oxen and the bun was the bare and embezzled erasm itself. The body with
black cortil was not seen in black and night either. Ah WEY ah ah
ay WEY ah WEY no? Don' t you? Don' t you?
Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you?
Don' t you? The people in their homes dead of fear and
that wagon in water doing their August, came to the shop of the fool,
the cook opened the door and between the two, the asmo and the
tollita began to load cuts, watches, lads, guejo in motion, lamps,
batillas, hats, finally pile, a lot of mercandillas. When the
wagon was full, it went out another way, losing itself in the blackness
of the night. The next day, when Nemesio got up and saw his
shop ransacked. He' s a holy philomena God, and he doesn'
t even see me being robbed. They haven' t stolen all the stores,
all the philate is no longer dawn. I' m sure he'
s already an accomplice He' s calling the police soon He' s rocking
brozo Esperanta. There I huddled fear here above and ta did go co,
mom, don' t me what you' re going to fuck me with
my nose and j h wey oh ah wey how old what the smart tollita
is. Yeah, mm we' re stuck. Those tollitos do, maybe
the wagon product' s not cool like that, we' re rich.
How we' re rich. We' ll put a sale on the mountains
you want, it' ll be to wait for you toyita. No.
Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you?
Don' t you? Don' t want the way you told me,
well, we' re not ridiculous. No. No, no, no,
we' re not I' m not alone. How is it that
if I am and the rich notice, but that I am the rifmo or
are my wife, but I am the rich, the rich I am cold
and why soita? I' m the rich one, eh, but why,
because I' m rich. Sounds to me like you, people,
I haven' t invited Nairon. I' m my wife and the rich
man and I, so we' re going far. True it is there
we were and there I see sell a chunche a like or güey to see
me coming a chunch as car. I' m gonna keep polvareras. Yeah,
and this road is mules and carts. Here never comes a vehicle.
There' s cute mommy. It' s gonna be that what? What
was that? What what? They' re following them, because I think
we were. I think it comes from the boss where the mess with some
guards. Then it' s coming up next what' s following me.
So this toyeta here is rich, rich or not, but it' s
just that they' re following you, if I go for this potter,
he hears you, don' t leave me alone. It didn' t
go wrong and hit it on the road ro, don' t terr not
partridges. I' m going to love boy. The police captured you were
dying tollite. A story and two lessons. The first thing you don'
t have to be believing in scares, because you already see because of that
scare, the people' s tent was plundered. And the second thing to
steal is not to be smart, because always the thief ends up in jail.
If it' s smart to work, I' ll study, be
a good man a lot. I know you don' t believe it.
Many do not believe it, but it is authentic and authentic. I'
ll see you there. But that' s it.