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snaps. So I'm melling Muddy's burpon. I'm smelling Muddy's bourpon. What do
you bourpon? Bro calm? I love oh him. I think he meant
me. Hey, dude, so enjoy your last day month. God,
I cannot wait to this. This has been the most bearable gay Pride month
so far. It really has. Yeah, thank God in La anyway,
not nationally, but in la oh, thank god. It's been what the
most bearable and low key just low key yeah, Because I'll tell you this,
Gay Pride in Los Angeles is the entire month. It's like your girlfriend's
birthday. It's like, wait, your birthday was three weeks ago? Why?
Every day Hollywood exactly, But the Gay Pride month, it just gets
ramped up. They ramped up from around the world. So it wasn't too
bad. I don't It wasn't that bad this year. I don't know if
people weren't. I feel like it just people are over it. But that's
a whole different show. No, I'll tell you what it is. I
think that it's because it's like a pilgrimage. All the gays are dead from
AIDS. Is that why when I was when I was a kid, my
mother's used to go to gay Pride in West Hollywood is like a vacation and
so many people, so it is like a pilgrimage for homosexual to come to
the motherland. And nobody wants to go to Los Angeles right now because the
homelessness is so crazy. That's such a crazy My favorite thing was just the
regular gaze of West Hollywood doing Hey, fucking free tacos today. My favorite
thing is, like everyone is like, you know, Gavin Newsom's gonna run,
and he's like he's got a higher approval rating than Joe Bien's. Like,
nobody likes Gavin Newsom. Yeah anybody, If anybody does like him,
it's just because they don't know him yet and they don't know what he's done.
Yeah, I mean, nobody likes Gavin Newson unless you're like a cougar
from California. That's it, and you're just in denial. So this whole
NATO, they just want to get into nice places. What I said,
Even those cougars from California don't really like them. They just want to get
into nice places and tell they're fucking horror friends that they were at some sort
of fucking congressional fucking luncheon. Respect. Respect guys. It's good to be
back. I'm punch ring sports. Lots of sports, lots of stuff to
talk about where it's nice to have a place to talk about sports, unlike
these twenty people just laid off by ESPN. Oh well played, well,
look at the producing Wow I was you guys sent me that text? Pulled
that out of your ass you want me to, I'll just run down the
list. These are people laid off by ESPN, Steve Young, Jeff Jeff
Engundy, Max Kellerman that's crazy, Jalen Rose, Keyshan, Matt Hasselbeck,
Susie Coolber, Lofonso, Ellis, Todd mcshay's the most shocking. I think
David David Pollock, I already did, Max Kellan, Jordan Cornette, Jason
Fitz and then June Lee whoever that is. I don't know, Jenny,
what's the total number on that because I read this last night. Sam sent
me that this morning when the first you were fired twenty on air. Yeah,
that's yep, that's what they said twenty last night. I said twenty
heads are gonna fall him off and it's to be big on their talent.
Well, mcshay's the most shocking because NFL's their brand. Butter, I mean,
that is the Juggernaut sport and he along with Count Chokula to replace that
guy. Yeah, I can't believe they got rid of mcshaye. Dude,
I cannot believe that. That's that and Jalen Rose are the two most shocking
names gone. I don't if you believe the stories it's layoffs for money.
Do you why? What? What other would it be? Well, I
don't know, I mean, do you I think that ESPN is is dying.
I think if you took live sports off of ESPN, no one would
ever go to ESPN. Johnny, you texted me during the NBA Draft they
have two women talking to another woman about the sports. Yeah, like eight
years ago we called this. Eight years ago we called the demise of TMZ
ESPN yep, and anger for us anymore. The draft coverage, which ESPN
was the ABC, was supposed to be like draft coverage for women, and
then ESPN was supposed to be the more technical draft coverage for people who actually
like sports, and it was horrible. This year. It was all just
interviews on the couch with the families and shit and no like real analysis of
the stats, you know, in projection and Comica Andrews, I like,
dude, she looks like she's a little adorable little thing care bear, But
dude, she is a cut throw. I mean, there's nothing about her
I like except for how attractive. She is. So they had her and
her sister running the draft coverage, and her sister goes to JJ Reddick,
who you know, I'm not the biggest fan of but he's like She's like,
well, it's hard. He's really great at his job because he can
put sentences together. That's why they like JJ Reddick. Uh, you know
he's good at put I don't think his show is and what do I know,
nobody listened to me, but I don't think his shows his mind blowing
as people like that interview we did with Blake Griffin that was like, dude,
you gotta lit. I listened to it. It was not good.
It was not poor man. There was nothing that's come from a guy who
yeah, yeah, Malika Andrews. Yeah. And I mean she kept trying
to take over the show. Did you see that one time where she like
stepped out in front of the set and was just I mean took over the
show for a good five minutes. Dude. She was terrible, dude.
And the way she talks to these guys is like just the like her sister
goes to JJ reg you know, it's hard to shoot in the NBA,
Like, you weren't that great of a shooter, right, did JJ Raddick
did JJ Reah? And he goes, I'm gonna pretend like that's not a
real question. That's out of dude. I mean, you know what they
should have done. What they should have done from the get go is go,
hey, we're not gonna bleed all this in ESPN became like a cool
dive bar, neighborhood dive bar that has had the same regulars forever, that
kept the fights on and it was just fine. And they go, let's
putting this into a hipster fucking bar two. And eventually the people that pay
your rent regularly are gonna say, this place sucks. You let the wrong
fucking people in here, and they're gonna fucking piss off. It should have
been ESPN one should have been whatever it always was. ESPN two can be
all those reality shows and all the stories and guys with no arms fucking spitting
free throws. Yeah, and then ESPN three can be all the weird,
badminten and fucking foreign sports when there's nothing else on. I go, you
know what, I've never watched fucking a pick a ball tournament before. But
instead they made ESPN one, two or three fucking goddamn down syndrome kids,
uh with their make a wish so they can fucking go one for eleven from
the three point line and I go whom on the fucking Cubs game. That's
the only reason I turned this on it. Why am I? I couldn't
agree more, dude, I couldn't agree more. Like the way they they
they they break WNBA news is like anyone gives a fuck. It's like unable.
What point do we all go? At? What point did you go?
Okay, it's just not happening. If you can't not happen sports,
it became foxing the sports. There'd be a rumor, Eh, DeAndre Hopkins,
might I get traded? Eleven hours on that fucking channel. They're just
pontificating about where he might go. I go. We'll find out whenever it
goes somewhere. This story was over when you said he's on the fucking trade
market. Okay, cool, I'll keep my ears open for that. You
don't have to have eleven different fucking people telling me where they think he might
go and why. Well, you're right, because yeah, did you chip
your tooth? Yeah? Chip my tooth? Fucking when I was twelve,
he said that forever, dude. I just noticed that, dude, I
had chipped my tooth, and I was like twel years old, right,
Drea, So hilarious, bro, I mean, yeah, so this is
just how much you look at your phone when I'm talking to you. Yeah,
just for fucking thirty four years or whatever. So, I um,
I was, I was going to ju, I was checking out this,
I was about to leave for jiu jitsu, and I was I was watching
something on YouTube and it's Dan LeBatard and they were talking about how Max Kellerman
getting fired is basically ESPN killing off their their radio, which is incredibly shocking
because you know, in La, Fox Sports annihilates ESPN radio because I think
all local sports probably do local sports radio. No one listens to ESPN radio
out here. I mean Chicago Sport, I say, Chicago Radio Sports is
fantastic. Yeah, like three or four good. Well, there are a
lot of I think, I think there are a lot of local ESPN shows
that you know, just go out under ESPN's banner that are actually really popular
in certain markets. But yeah, I think, what's his face? The
punter from the Colts? They just gave him like eighty million dollars a ESPN
did Yeah yeah, oh yeah, you're totally right. Yeah that and well,
you know what's interesting though. They just fired twenty people and you won't
notice it on the air. You'll forget these guys where ever there. That's
how many fucking people work at ESPN. They do have too many people working
there. Yeah, but the one thing that's true is that they found that
when these people leave, they actually start making more money than they were on
at ESPN. Where are they going now? Think you think FS one is
that? Is that? Who benefits me? I'm gonna go to FS one.
Some are just gonna start YouTube channels in which all you gotta do is
get a couple of these other people that were on there that people know about.
And you're looking at Jason Whitlock, he's murdering it. Travis uh uh
something, Clay Travis, he's crushing it. He used to be on ESPN
and on a box sports like he's on his own. I'll kick the coverage
like they're just buying that. There's a ton of action out there like ESPN.
And here's the crazy thing, guys, that's being losing money. You
have to ask yourself why hasn't Fox Sports jumped into the basketball arena? Why
don't they play games? Why don't why can't you watch live games on Fox
Sports and Fox Why why can't you do that? And that just lets me
think that I think you're gonna see a radical change in how live sports are
consumed. What do you mean. I mean we've already seen the other package
go to YouTube. I mean, like SPN is dying. How are they
gonna be able to afford these packages? Yeah? I don't know, man,
I mean I just think the money is getting shifted. I'm not sure
it's disappearing. I think it's just getting shifted in the market. I think
the money is always going to be there. People like, dude, I
watch half the time I watch sports now, like the Braves and stuff.
I just watch it after it's already. I catch up with it after,
you know, and kind of and the kind of skip around and watch what
I want to watch the best parts. I don't ever, uh, unless
it's a big game, you know that. I don't want spoiled. I
don't watch regular season sports live much anymore. And I think a lot of
people are doing women into like into men's sports is just destroying it because well,
what people don't understand that what percentage guys, honestly, what percentage of
sports fans are male. Be honest, oh, eighty five percent. I
don't know. No, I was gonna be more I was going to be
more generous than that and say probably seventy one. What I mean, I
know a lot of Saratanas. I know a lot of people that you know.
My mothers have sports fucking season passes and ship sports. All right,
we'll here. Here's here's a national survey spectrum. Thirty two hundred people pulled.
Seventy percent or sports fans. Eighty one percent of those are men sixty
percent. But wait, okay, eighty one percent of men consider themselves sport
sports fans and sixty percent of women. So you'd have to do the math
on it. Uh, they're saying it's something like, what is that like?
Forty percent women, sixty percent men. I think it's smart seventy five
point two, Jason, I mean Dana loves base Yeah, but it means
something different for women though sports fandom does. Like think about how some of
the women you know, says fans of all sports, and I think women
tend to be like, I'm a diehard Lions fan, I'm a diehard Dodgers
fan, and then they don't care about MMA. They don't care about the
fucking n And how many women sports f fans are fans because someone a male
in their life. Yeah, sometimes because of her father. Yeah right,
Like usually, like I can't tell you like half my ex girlfriends became Clipper
fans because I was fucking a Clipper fan, you know. But it's like
when it's in terms of in like you know, it's in terms of like
your identity, men identify with sports way more. Yeah, how many do
you know that sit around watching ESPN news? Do you know what I'm saying?
It just doesn't happen. It just doesn't happen. And so so like
it's it's it's just ridiculous. It's to sit there and think that every single
broadcast has to have a woman calling sports. And if you want to do
it in basketball, there's some great women who are doing basketball ball because women
play basketball, but baseball, like you have a women calling baseball or football,
it's just like women like it's just the truth. It's like, it's
it's just the truth. Men sometimes don't want to hear a woman like a
woman can go. I don't want to hear man's opinion on this. I
don't want to hear a man and everyone be like, yes, queen,
you're right. Yeah, girls not get out of here, guys. Everyone's
like, but like when a man says that women lose it, and it's
just the truth. They can be fucking annoying, Like you're having me have
to listen to this woman dressed down a pro athlete who played because exactly.
Yeah, it's like, like, dude, it's like the way that Mika
Andrews talks to these guys. It's so disrespectful. You've done nothing. Yeah,
She's like, well, we've all been there, you know. You
know, yeah, she always says that, and she's got that cute little
buddy no, so nobody. She just disarms everybody. But the end of
the day, it's just like, I get it. You gotta have women
in sports because I guess and it's I've never once, once in my life
heard a woman go why isn't there a woman on this show? I've never
heard that when it comes to sports. Comedy maybe, but never sports.
And so many of the worst, the worst of them that aren't good at
their jobs, they are compensating, you know, because the good female commentators,
you know, they're just doing it straight ahead. They're not trying to
overcompensate for being a woman and a man's profession. But dude, when you
get played by when you go to listen like North Carolina play basketball and you
got two women in the booth and you're just like, oh, it can
be so annoying, dude, I mean really, dude, I'm with you,
and it's just like, why is this happening? And this is this
is the worst part of it, Like with the death of like Vince Gully
and that guard, the days of like somebody staying with a team forever,
it's going away. They what ESPN has tried, it's hearted and is blown
up in its face, is it. They've tried to MTV it which was
let's just get young shiny objects to stand here and say things and people would
just consume it, and just like what happened to Viacom, MTV died.
Yeah. I think that the ultimate problem is, well, other than people
streaming, like you said that people are finding their sports news in a whole
They don't You're not dependent upon ESPN. Now, it's a choice. Is
that they don't know their fucking audience. They don't know who, they don't
know who they're serving too, and they started serving to everybody and serving to
all the people that don't regularly come there for information, and we all stopped
going there for information. I go, I can, I can go to
anywhere on the iPad. I can go to any other sports channel and buy
what I'm looking for much quicker without all the goddamn bullshit that has to surround
it, you know what I mean. So it's it's I mean. And
even the way they do video on their website ESPN, you know where you
have to watch a fifteen commercial, yeah, commercial before you watch a thirty
second highlight every single time biggest you won't believe how fuck and they and they
and they drag it for it too. You know, I'm just flipping through
the before I fall asleep, looking at fucking news and ship you will most
unbelievable. John Morant dunk. I go, oh, I should, I'll
check that up. Click do you want to buy life? And sure,
and it's a fucking forty five second fucking commercial. And then I watched the
dunk and it's like boom and then and then the fucking nothing next video pops
up. I go, you just put me through forty five seconds of fucking
bullshit. They're holding us upside down and shaking us for fucking everything. That's
what it's Disney, It's it's it's that fucking goddamn I'm telling you those are
the greediest, fucking pricks. And it's funny though, Sam, because we
always talk they're giving you. Sam, you always talk about how, you
know, it's kind of the non business business era, and it seems like
sports it's the only place where they actually have to turn a profit, now,
you know what I mean. Doesn't it seem like that? Or they
fire people and sugging the actual sports self sports coverage doesn't seem like that at
all. Well, I mean, while will they be firing all these people
at ESPN? That was kind I mean book. But the point is,
Johnny, it's like, how long has this been going on? They've been
they've been running ESPN into the ground forever. At some point, Well,
so you're saying, at some point they have to make some money. What's
what are you saying there? Well, Well, Johnny, can I be
honest with you. I know this is a different podcast, but I think
that the losses in money are happening everywhere so much that they just can't.
They just can't cover all the losses everywhere. Well, I think that that's
part of the truth too, But I also think that they're if you look
at this business model they're they're showing us for this fall. They're becoming a
goddamn promoter show. They're firing all the money that they can't afford because they're
they're a dinosaur, and they're taking that money and they're giving it to Pat
McAfee, who has a gigantic audience and saying, bring their show over to
our club. McAfee's great because all he does is do his show, and
then when they let him go, he just goes back to doing his show.
I mean, it's it's the great thing ever. Oh he's got it
wired, dude, and he just keeps hiring more and more people. He's
gonna be like, he's gonna arrival these networks eventually, I think once he's
yeah, I mean, all they're gonna do is blow him up, and
then he's just gonna go. When they don't want to bring him back because
he's too expensive, he'll just go back to YouTube. He doesn't he doesn't
get fired. He just moves his fucking balls. Yeah, fires, something
that already exists. They're live stream this next time. They're raching his audience.
You watch the commercials. Watch how many fucking commercials during his show on
ESPN that are for other shows on ESPN because they're trying to get his audience
to come back and watch their fucking network all the time. It'll be all
ESPN commercials for Hey, you like what you're watching, Now, here's what's
coming up in two hours. What what Wolf doesn't understand or refuses to admit,
is that there is talent. It matters. It matters. Talent matters,
it's all. It's really, that's the only thing that'll make it in
the long run. And like just to think, and this is why MTV
failed, because MTV grew off, grew up off of finding all these kind
of unknown bands and this counterculture and that's another podcast we get discussed. But
this counterculture movement that people wanted to see, and then what happened was like
everything cultural Marxism fucking hijacked it. And then it became like a day in
the life of a gay porn star and you're like, nobody want I read
that script? I read. They wanted me to just do stunt Worth but
I was like yes, and then the fucking funding fell out. I still
did it, but yeah, I'll do this one for free. Yeah,
yeah, this one's on the house. They go, we don't even have
cameras. I go accent. It's I cannot believe mache mcshay's gone. I
mean, I guarantee you he didn't see. The one that surprises me the
most is for a multitude of reasons, as soon as he culver, because
first of all, one of the first female ever. So you think if
there's anybody they wouldn't have the balls to fire, it's the fucking the female
that's the og. Yeah, I guarantee you great at her job. She's
always been great at her job. I guarantee you. They were like,
we have to let go of at least two chicks because if we don't,
we're gonna be called sexist motherfuckers, and this cultural backlash is gonna happen.
Even more so who we're gonna get rid of. And they're like, not
that that woman's a bad person or anything like that, but that's called the
reverse token. Yeah, I mean for sure. I mean, like some
of the people they kept, I'm shocked I'm you know, I would be
interested to see that exact same list and a balance sheet of who they keptain
who they got rid of, because some of their salaries, I mean,
Jalen Rose was making like six million bucks year. I mean those days.
I think those days are done. I think the days of making that kind
of money at ESPN is the last guy will be Stephen A. Smith and
his day is coming. Yeah, because you now, they're just getting guys
right out of the NFL that just want to get experience. You know,
he'll just imitate Stephen A. Smith. They remember when Stephen A. Smith,
like he's gone for like a short time. They literally got a guy
going what do what have don't understand this Indian? Then and the like,
oh shit, they found my clone. I'll go back probably just hey talking
that cadence that makes white people laugh and we'll pay you. And it's just
like, dude, look at it. I mean, like, dude,
what's her name? Michelle Beal? She made a fucking butt ton of money.
Now she's like doing YouTube shows and they're doing decently. Am you really
doing well? I think fun? I mean I've heard that. I've heard
them. Other people go, man, you leave you start making money.
Fascinating. You know, what are you gonna say saying we're on the street?
Was that um ESPN actually reached out to Calm Collard to see if you
want to come back. But it's like, why would you do that?
Dude? Okay, yeah, that's what he said. And he why would
you go like you're the king of Fox Sports? No, yeah, he
runs that ship. Why would you want to go back to the bosses?
He's in the right place for sure, Yeah, for sure? You know,
yeah, I mean what if Sharp's gonna do that? That would be
interesting if he came. No, they talk about he's going somewhere. He
said he's gonna show up someone. He might move over to ESPN. Yeah,
that's what I'm thinking. That's what Johnny's kind of insinuating. I think,
Yeah, I can see that Marcus Wiley's doing his own. Uh,
he's doing his own. So does this mean that that the now twenty employee
left UM ESPN talent Pool, let's say, are gonna be carrying a bigger
load Like whoever's left, it's going to start doing more shows and having to
do all that for is is there gonna be a whole new hiring of I
guarantee you there's a whole new hiring at the at just a significant less pay.
This is almost like an NFL team or an NBA team that's over the
salary cap. Yeah, and then we're gonna get rid of our old vets
and we're gonna get a whole new They're in a rebuild, let's say.
Yeah. No, I don't think it's a rebuild. I think it's a
just a complete restructuring. And how they're gonna operate. The only thing people
watch on ESPN are live sports. I think they're gonna focus on live sports
and then just leave the other things that people can read prompters. I know
you're in a hotel all the time, Sam, even when you go on
the road too. Dude, I saw what you did there. I appreciate
that. How how much do the do the two of you watch ESPN a
month? In a month? How many times? No Sports Center, I'm
sorry, how many times a month do you? Would you say? Why
many days in the month? Thirty one? Thirty one times? You watch
it every day? Really? I mean like I'll have it on like late
night when I'm trying to figure out if I want to go to bed or
not understand understand or white noise in the background. I don't remember. I
don't I don't remember the last time I turned on like live TV, like
like Capel the satellite. Do you do do you guys watch that? I
mean I just use the apps, like I use apps all the time.
No where a lot. I think most people will use apps now, Like
cord cutting is a most I would say probably half people have cut the cord.
How about Bill in the back, did he cut his chords? He's
working hard? Oh, he's always working, dude, guy's never on break
and he wears the same shirt every time. By bro, it's annoying,
Johnny, what are you guys making easy? But yeah, dude, most
of the people, well I know that that or my age and younger like
they don't. Well, yeah, I think that's an age thing. I
think you're right watching TV like live TV, the PA have cut the quarter
to some extent, cut the corn. Now. What I what I do
is I'll go to I'll go to their app, the ESPN app, and
if if there's something there that strikes me, you know, and on my
phone usually like like analysis last time I watched Sports Center, But if I
wasn't in the hotel and it wasn't just on in the background. Yeah,
that's in my regular life. I can't recall the last time I watched Sports
Center and especially looking for information. Yeah, because it used to be kind
of cool to go see your team and their highlights there and see what they
say about them, you know, But there's no there's no pop from that
anymore. That doesn't do anything because at the time it's on ESPN, I've
already seen it seven times exactly, I've just seen it eleven times already.
They're not going to break any news. And and then they're getting to where
these cable these cable channels that are just not making any money just start keep
rolling the same fucking show over and over. That's what you were saying earlier.
It's turned into Fox News. And you can tell that by the ads
if you notice the ESPN ads are turning into those old people ads, especially
later at night. It's all those like, oh do you want to buy
some gold and adiens and aids. I don't know why, but every ad
is either old person or a black guy with AIDS. I don't know what
it is. I think that's guys and aids love to picnic. That's what
I've learned from ESPN. They just love to be That's not based on your
browsing history, Sam or that. Come on, come on, I can
afford life insurance. Yes, you can afford life insurance fifty dollars a month.
You know that's always that kind of ship. Yeah, that's how you
know what the audience is. Oh exactly, dude, you can tell who
it is what you're watching. I remember back in the day when I was
in high school, I noticed, oh, is that before they let was
that before they let black people in the same entrance? Uh? Yeah,
the good old days. No, the uh Time at the Apollo Hollow would
be on late at night, be sarten at Live, then it be Showtime
at the Apollo, And during sarten Aight Live, the McDonald's commercial was all
white people. And then two hours later you're watching Showtime at the Apollo,
and then everybody's rapping in the McDonald's commercial and everybody's black, and every fucking
single commercial. Go well, this is a totally different mcnal. I go,
oh, yeah, I'm watching Showtime at the Apollo. It's show time.
As all these Life Alert commercials on fucking Sports Center. Yeah. Absolutely,
Well, you guys want talk about the NBA draft a little bit,
We kind of we didn't record last week, so we missed. Yeah.
Oh hey, dude, breaking news. Canello versus Charlo looks like it's gonna
happen September thirtieth. Yeah, that's uh, that'll be interesting because I feel
like we're finally seeing down the night. We're finally seeing Cannello decline and and
I mean Charlo is still yeah, but he that's the only thing. It
makes me nervous. Oh, there's a lot about this fight. Classes he's
moving up. That's gonna be a good fight. Yeah, what about the
fucking Google This sounds like it does have some fucking momentum. Zuckerberg verse Elon
Musk in a fucking MMA, fucking cage fight produced by UFC. Dania White's
already selling t shirts. They have UFC on the sleeve and it says musk
Berg Suckerburger. Yeah, I saw this. It started. It started with
Elon Musk, I think saying that, like somehow they got on Twitter and
it started and Elon Musk was like, I'll crushing him or something on him.
It's something like all training and they both are posting videos of themselves.
Apparently Zuckerberg has been doing jiu jitsu for years, like a long time.
The question is this is they're not in the same weight class. Are they're
gonna get rid of weight classes? They have open weight lations. I don't
know what I mean. It's an official, it's an exhibition, right,
surely, yeah, but catch weight. But this to me is idiocracy.
This is such an idiocracy like thing, like it's so stupid. Yeah,
it's so that it would be the highest grossing fight that they've ever had,
and currently it's done Mayweather McGregor fight. I think somebody's going to convince him
not to do it. He said this would tower over that in money,
said his mom wouldn't let him do it. Yeah, I mean, I
I just don't think it's gonna happen, because there's no way they let these
guys who are worth so much money to their companies as figureheads, you know
faces, fight like that and risk you know, concussion. They're already training,
well, I think I think the training is Zuckerberg is doing jiu jitsu,
which she's always done. And then I heard that Elion, Well,
I think he was already doing that too, and that's part of the reason
they yeah, because they both had posted yea whatever Twitter or Instagram videos of
them training and then everyone starts like how Sam did it? Fucking uh skank
fest where he goes YouTube. Should fight each other, that's you know,
That's why I think should fight. Although I think Musk would do it honestly,
like if if there weren't pressures, I think he would do it.
Think Zuckerberg would do it too. He's alway doing jiu jitsu tournaments and if
he has, if it's true, he's been doing jiu jitsu for years and
Musk hasn't. I mean, he's gonna win, right, even if he's
that much smaller. I think Musk is a lot bigger than him, but
I must have you seen how he's built. It's just like he's got this
weird It's like he's like a barrel chest. Yeah, yeah, he's got
that special people's strength. Yahn, Musk is six two. Well, let's
see how you got his Statsory Johnny again, Sammy, this guy with the
production value, he's about two hundred and Zuckerberg is five seven, one fifty
five. Yeah, it's never gonna happen. That's a big that's a big
that's a big hump to get over right there. I mean, it'll be
like you guys can't fight, But Zuckerberg gets to bring a dog like a
Doberman in or something like that that just to even it out, or give
him a gun. He gets a gun. Yeah, you get one thing.
That can't wait more than he gets a taser. So I can't wait
more than twenty. Zuckerberg's thirteen years younger. Zuckerberg's only thirty nine. Elon
Musk is fifty two, So there's a little advantage there. Okay, okay,
I could see that. I can see that sway in some of the
weight there. I don't think it happens. I think I don't both these
guys. I mean, dude, the video we see a Mark Zuckerberg winning
a jiu jitsu match is against an Indian tech guy. Do you think he's
gonna choke out the guy that could give him a better job. Do you
think that's gonna happen? I haven't seen it. Let me see if I
can find it. That's a good point by I mean, so we'll see
you, dude. Oh, here we go. He shocks competition at a
jiu jitsu tournament. Here, let's see which one did Zuckerberg hold on?
Just a second? Pretty the video I saw, I was, I was
like, why, okay, that's that's what I saw. Men on the
right here Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg in the end, at least in this match,
U does not be pleased you make this. How did he lose?
Yeah, I mean it looks like he did. Does that look like he
was wrestling Tino Sanchez? Look at him, He's like, Zuckerberg, Bro,
how can you but he won his up? Yeah? Dan? Yeah?
What does he find km? Yeah, that's after after another superhero movie.
Dude, nobody kisses in jiu jitsu anymore. Sam. When you go
to when you go to roll JITs, when you're doing the JITs, start
the kiss and bring the kissing back. Bug you get, you're getting someone's
guard points for kisses, you're getting someone's guarden. We had them, dude,
he had him, He had him in the guard. So we'll see
you. You got, you got, You're getting someone's guard. You give
them a kiss, and then you whisper, don't tape, dude, it's
a fucking night. Now, we're fucking rolling. Now, now we're rolling.
I like that. Now we're rolling all I've seen. That's a good.
Yeah, I'm writing down. I'm writing down. Get dealt with.
How about this? How about this Jason a jiu jitsu tournament called rolling,
But everybody has to be on ecstasy? Yea, or rolling giant blunts.
You have to be on a drug to compete, you have to. How
about let's roll and we only do it on nine, binding on each other
on ecstasy every nine to eleven? We did ye? How about that?
Zuckerberg is all I've seen. He's about to get armbar. All I've seen
is Zuckerberg get beat up in the three Fights John Show. And now we're
rolling? Is what you said? Right? Well, here's the thing,
dude, the the the um. Oh you're not allowed to grab his thing?
Oh shit, want his pants down? You know what Zuckerberg is going
for? Yeah, he's like, let me eat that curry, trying to
get some of that meta dick. So so, uh see, white belt
is very interesting. Is he a white belt? Do you guys know?
I think he's but it's white. Scott Ross wants me to go what he's
a white privileged belt. I love that I love that are saying about Scott
Ross. Scott Ross wants me to go to his white belt tournament. But
white belt is like an interesting could you can be a white belt and be
two years in and like, that's light years to a brand new white belt.
I mean just night and day. That's that's like a little leaguer.
That's like I am in the fifth grade, but I funked fourth grade eleven
times, so I have a beard while I'm pitching. It's impossible, bro,
I mean right right, it's light years, dude. Like I'm I'm
in I'm in um, I'm in fundamentals class and Van eyes It's great,
bro. I love I love it, dude, I love that. I
wish I could go more, but my body can only take so much of
will. What's the average age of people in your class, gude? Oh,
I'd say early thirties, early thirties, like twenties. Do they look
at you or talking you like, do they call you sir or anything like
that? No? I let them know I'm fifty. Here's what. Here's
what this says that he did the white white belt master to lightweight division.
That's where he can call that's interesting. So they break down white belt into
how long you've been doing it, and then you're a white belt, but
you've been doing it two years. You go on up against white belts who've
been doing it for two years. I like that there's a man new white
belt. I mean, Scott Ross wants me to get lit up, and
then he's trying to get your He's probably he probably gets like ten dollars for
every person he brings into I was singing about him the other day, Johnny's
he's well stamboed out here with him. So he's a good friend of ours.
But at one point in time he was like the not the landlord,
but the building manager, and he was narcoleptic, so he would fall asleep
at the drop of oh yeah. And then one time he rang the doorbell
and he opens the door and he just standing at the door and he just
goes catch me. Doesn't last fall asleep that fast? Catch? Oh shit?
Oh shit? Oh he's rolling with Lex Freeman. Yeah. I think
Lex Freeman is a black bart star. Well and and and Lex Freeman was
apparently impressed with Elon Musk. They're only photos of that, but I'm Blex
Fringman. He sounds like he talks like that. No, he doesn't at
all actually talks. He does not. I I am Lex, Lex Freeman.
Welcome to my podcast. This is his. No, you're too excited,
Johnny, that was too excited. That was too much. This is
yeah, this is Lex, Welcome to my podcast. And he doesn't whisper
though he doesn't he got no he'd like he he like talks very slow.
Today we're gonna have an interesting conversation with Haulin on the importance you're too quiet
listen to I swear to God. He talks super low, he's he at
let me take a crack at it. You got it? You did it?
Yeah, every time everything here here he is. Listen to this,
we end up amusing ourselves to doubt. Well, let me bring Upski recently
sat where you're sitting. He thinks that AI will almost surely kill everyone.
Do you agree with him or not? That's how he talks the whole part.
And this is like one of the most popular podcasts on the end's well
because he's like a tech god. Like he basically I am a tech guy.
That it's t god. No, he's a god. He like came
up with the like I am God. Thank you the software for basically Tesla
and the Tesla car. So like that is correct, guys, I'm super
excited for today's episode. Like I can barely contain myself. I have been
extended an offer by ESPN. I will be hosting Sports Center. Yes,
I will be doing the NFL Draft live from Vegas, and I am so
excited. They're really going in a different direction. Yeah. So that's it,
man, that's it. So let's get into something. NBA free agency.
They talk about the draft. Dude, this is can we talk everybody
before? Everybody knows ever listening to this show before. This is Sam Tripoli's
favorite time of year where his two worlds collide, his insanity with Conspiracy Series
and his love for the NBA free agency, where he can have hear me
out on this. I've got a nine person trade. Now, just hear
me out on this. How many times I've heard that in the park line,
none of the salaries line up, the trade would be illegal by NBA
rules, But here's a nine person trade. Yeah, Sam's favorite time of
the year. Rude. Uh, Clippers just got rid of fucking Homeboy yesterday.
Think about that, Eric, Eric Gordon, So listen they're getting.
Maybe let me just say my favorite two times of the years. October because
that's when all four the major sports are growing. And then at the beginning
of the NCAA Tournament to NBA Finals are my favorite time. That's my favorite.
You like that. You like October more than you like NBA The start
of free agency, end a draft, start a free agency, before summer
leagues. That's the first day of NBA season is my Christmas. Yeah,
that is true, you do because it's the Clippers have hope at that point,
I mean about the Falcons. That's how I feel about the end total
relate to you now. Now, NFL first day I really enjoy. And
because I'm a Raiders fan, I got two more weeks and then I just
two Now, I mean that first Sunday is amazing. That first Sunday it's
the best, right, It's the best. So those are my two favorite
days. Now. I do really enjoy the off season. I'm one of
five people that still listen to NBA radio during the off season, so that's
how much the person that beats up to him. It's very weird. I
let my car drive itself and it's not even a Tesla I just take my
hands off the wheel and pound my pud and hope, Sammy, that's a
good joke. Is that new or you just come up with that. I
just came up with them. That's a good one, dude, throw that
in the hat. That's fucking funny. Yeah. Um, I'll try tonight
tmprov. There's a plug. Okay, I'll try tonight. When you're hearing
this, go back four days ago. Let's see him with the improv.
So so now they're talking, and this is why I'm excited. I got
some inside scoop. I have some interesting stuff going on. I've talked to
people in places. So people in places. What was that mean? Pardon
succome to the clippers. You mean you read the same story that everybody else
did. It's got the inside scoop. It's got people in places. Yeah,
you didn't even let them get into the inside. Real gm J James
Harden wants trade to Clippers. Extremely extremely upset by I have more information,
you piece of shit. Okay, So word on the street is that James
Harden wants to come right. Everybody knows that. Okay. So they're just
working on Uh, they're just trying to make the pieces foot. Now here's
what's going on. Can you can you hear me? Yeah? Ok you
got quieter for a second, but yeah, you do something paint though I
don't know what, so so what? Okay? So the word on the
street is that Daryl Morey wants to somehow get Zach Levine. So he's trying
to figure out a three way trade between the Clippers, the Bulls and and
the seventy six ers. So James, here, we send a bunch of
expiring contracts to Chicago, Chicago sends Zach Levine to uh, the seventy six
now Here's where the inside scoop comes. Okay, okay, word on the
streets and the streets are talking is that Portland likes the Clippers package for Damian
Lillard over the Heats package. And the only thing holding it up is that
Damian Lillard won't ask for a trade because I think neither of them wants to
be the one that initiates the divorce because they don't want to be the bad
guy. So they're waiting for one or the other guy to go, yeah,
we're gonna, we're we're this is over. So the question to you,
Jason Tebow, Tebow enterprises. Yes, all right, who would you
rather have James Harden or Damian Lillard? Dudu. I would probably have rather
have Lillard. Really, Johnny, you two? Yeah, James Harden Noah.
The only reason I would possibly go with James Harden because James Harden plays,
he plays. Damian Lillard has an injury history, and you'd be coming
to a team John Hard. I mean, he's he's gonna get hurt too.
He's still, He's still. He's also he just seems like a problem
everywhere he goes. I don't know why, but he just has never had
He's but he's also going to two guys that are laid back and and already
have the hierarchy together. There's no hey, who's doing this? He would
come in and I listen, I'm fine with Damian Lillard too. Had seems
like he wants to collect his paycheck, get his numbers, and that's it.
He doesn't. It feels like he doesn't have. Uh, let me
congeal the team. Let me make create some chemistry here. Let's let me
make everybody else better. He wants to pull up in his fucking Ferrari score
fucking thirty five. You know, put up those numbers and get paid,
and he's fine if he wins, he's fine if he loses. He's also
one of those guys. I'm just not sure how much his numbers contribute to
winning, you know what I mean kind of what I'm saying. But for
me, like he kind of feels what we need, which is a spark
plug point guard. He doesn't have to carry the team. He's not that
guy on this team. So either one of them would be great for the
Clippers. Honestly, I listen, here's my honest opinion is that the Clippers
are in a weird place right now because they're one year out from their new
stadium. They cannot break the team up right now. They need something big
to happen. And like, I don't know why, I don't know why,
but I have this kind of crazy energy right now. Something tell me
this year is gonna be a good year for the Clippers. Coach. Nobody's
talking about him. They're just literally shut up Johnny, which they were talking
about thedamn Clippers, let't make it this shit about the clip. What are
you talking about? Dude? Two years ago? And even the beginning,
it's ye or they were like dude, everyone's like, I think the Clippers
are gonna go all the way and then of course the wheels fall off.
I'm not a tylu fan at all. I wish they would let him go.
He sucks, I his rotation suck. And please tell me a play
that Tyler runs. Tell me. I'm waiting for someone to tell me.
I even called in the Clipper basketball and asked them what is the what is
our offense? They never can tell me. Never, we don't know our
offense. I love I love you. I love imagining you in the car,
like waiting on hold. You know. I called in early, just
like with a lot of energy, like fum fucking laying and these guys and
then what they probably dismissed you, like right away, right they shut up.
We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. It's gonna be interesting.
We have no choice. I mean, you think the biggest offseason uh,
two part questions. He's him in the NBA out the phoengency has started.
What do you think the biggest predict me a shocking move that you think
could happen? And what do you think the biggest free agency move for the
whole league is going to be. I think it's gonna be interesting who gets
Cat. I don't think Cat's going to be in Minneapolis at the beginning.
How long they've been saying he's getting moved for though, I mean, yeah,
I think this is the one because he bottomed out, like he didn't
play at all this year, he got hurt, and it's just like it's
pretty obvious that the future is ant and he's so good. He's so good,
and like that's all. I'm kind of amazed that they didn't try to
work a three way trade and even it still could happen for Cat for Chris
Paul, because Chris Paul would be a great addition to that. They need
a point guard in Minneapolis to run that offense. That's very He's Chris Paul's
greatest thing is he can organize people to get them into the playoffs to be
to compete. I mean, that's it to me. I don't know,
man, I don't know why you would send Jordan Pool for Chris Paul.
I would have gone, hey, Minneapolis, do you want to get rid
of Cat? Maybe they tried, I don't know, but he's the reason
you get rid of Pool is to clean up something, you know, make
some space for some of those guys that all play the same position. But
I get it, I get it. But but I'm agreeing with you.
I'm saying, then you bring in another guy that's just gonna be like,
I don't know, that's they have no downlow game. There's no downlow game
in many in Golden State. And he's great. And Jordan Pool is the
one guy of those guys that has some length and some height, you know
what I mean. Well, I mean, and then you put Jordan Poole
with Aunt and now you got two guys who can score left and right,
while you got that French, the French guy that nobody wants. And you
think Aton's gonna be on the move too. Sounds like he might. Yeah,
that's what they I mean. Like, listen, if they didn't have
the seven foot or from from that they got from Utah, Minneapolis would have
been a great trading partner. But you're not gonna you're not gonna get eight
when you have uh what's his face? The center for that used to be
on Utah. I don't know who's gonna go get him. I think it's
super interesting. He's the guy that's sitting out there to be had though that
like some team could really make a move. I like him. I still
like him. I still believe in that guy. I mean, if I
was them, I would trade him, Like, hey, Atlanta, do
you want to get rid of some of these wings you got? You got
so many wings? Let's heyta bro, fire Bro, fire fighter much fire
Yeah, I will, I would go for I would. I would.
I did. The Funniest thing is like anyone acting like Draymond Green's gonna do
anything anywhere else but Golden State. There's maybe maybe maybe Phoenix perfect system for
him, but dude, I mean, like people Golden State, Phoenix,
maybe, but dude, come on, man, what are you nuts?
They're like, yeah, Sacramento wants him? Why? Like he has only
value there and he's not like I don't think he's one of these veteran leader
types either. I mean, he's more of like a guy's gonna cause problems,
you know. And dude is like even for his limited game, he
was even more limited. He's get don't He's never had height, you know
what I mean? That's I just think it's stupid. Bro. I wouldn't
bring him in anywhere, And like you know, it's like there's these guys.
I dude, I love I love that Kyrie is trying to fake in
trust in him. Have you seen this where he's like taking all these meetings
like anyone gives a fuck about him. I think Kyrie is great. Here's
an interesting trade. What are your guys thoughts on this? Chris Milton for
Kyrie Irving? Would they do that? Who? I mean? Would they
want Chris Middleton for Kyrie Irving? Dude? Chris Middleton is perfect for Luca.
He needs They need a catch and shoot guy. They don't need somebody
who needs the ball the nest time. I mean, how was he?
How was he last year? Was he okay? I mean he got hurt.
I don't they all get her. It's been a while since he put
up numbers. All right, they all get hurt. What was that?
That's called? It's called getting hurt? Yeah, getting hurt? Yeah,
I mean it is getting hurt, that's true, getting hurt. Dog.
Now, when I look at myself, all I can see is my chip
tooth. You got me very insecure now, Sorry, buddy, I just
know s I'm missing tooth from doing drugs. Missing a tooth you're really missing
a tooth. But did you just fall out? Oh yeah, he wants
to get that gold tooth. Yeah, I'm trying to get a gold tooth.
You would look good at a gold tooth. I'm only said it's not
right here. I want ray and you look like that guy on the Muppets.
The fucking uh that's what I'm going for, the dude in the band
on the Muppet Yeah, I go, hey, man, can you make
me look like the dude in the band on the Muppets. You're just hunting.
You're just hunting on any TV work ever again right when you get aloo?
Yeah, pretty much? Really, where's the gold teeth? Fucking people?
Where's my gold teeth? People? Fair enough? Crack and bro locked
in prison. That's where we are, all right, Johnny, get into
your draft. I mean, this is the NBA, this is your thing.
I was talking about it for you, right. No, listen,
I'm gonna talk about this one quick. It's re guarding the draft. Don't
worry, Sam, I'm staying on the NBA. Is that thing I sent
you guys about that guy that tweeted about the uh yeah, Charlotte's second pick.
Yeah, I mean this is something Chotte the draft Kings racks and he
was an NBA insider. We saw about Sham Surania. He's like the number
Him and Woes are the number one and number two guys who talk about basketball
and like break news items. He's huge, Like, all right, what
is this story? Read it to him, Johnny, I don't. I
can't find it here, but sh I'll look for it. Sham's tweeted it.
Okay, everything we heard before. Basically right after the combine, right
after the draft lottery, Mitch Cupcheck comes out and says, you know,
we're probably finally by the way, this is the team that had like,
you know, the fifth worst record in basketball this year. He says,
we're finally at a point where we can draft for fit and not you know,
just take the best player of him. And so ever, since they
heard everybody heard that, they were like, okay, they're taking Miller obviously.
Uh. And it kind of fucked. I mean, he's an idiot
because he fucked the Hornets in any kind of trade negotiations. If if anybody
wanted to trade up to get scooped, why would they go to Charlotte.
They know he's not picking them. Uh, and so the odds ever since
that moment said that you know it was going to be Miller than Scoot,
and then you know a couple of fluctuations. But then right before the draft,
I think the day before the draft, you have sham Shrani a tweet
that Scoot Henderson to Charlotte is getting a lot of momentum. That's almost exactly
what he tweeted. And then the odds flipped, like significantly flipped. So
you have all these bets coming in on was it Draft Kings? Uh?
That that they named Jason? Was it? It was Draft Kings? Yeah?
And and I mean think about all the money's coming in on a guy
that everybody up until that point was pretty sure was not going to be drafted
at too. And then it comes out afterwards that Sham Shrani has casting checks
from Draft Kings and he's the only guy with that sourcing. Nobody else reported
that Woad right after that, Woad is the number one guy in basketball,
you know. Scoops said that they've been locked in on Miller the whole time.
In fact, after the draft, he came out and said they were
never considering anybody else. It was always Miller and that is fishy. I
mean that's incredibly I mean that's basically insider trading. Yeah, illegal about that.
There's gotta be something illegal about that. If he works with DraftKings and
he's putting things out and out of his other gig, which is an NBA
insider, that's either falsified information or just putting it out there to skew the
odds, and then he's making money off of it as well as his employer
is making money off of this, because so much money came in for people
betting on this based on this guy's either falsified, made up, or or
erroneus. He also got everybody in Charlotte's hopes up. We all saw that
sweet and we were like, oh fuck, yeah, it's finally coming back
to Scoot. And you know he was he was just full shit. I
mean there was no nobody else reported it. It was only him. He
just has so much sway and respect in the industry. Well does he still
have respect? Yeah? Yeah, I mean he's still This is kind.
But I get in his fricking face and say stop with the ship, bro.
I mean, it's always been him. He's one of those him and
worlds of the guys that know who the draft picks are before they take this
guy. Rock Hard, Dude, you should get fucking yeah, get fucking
just a pissed off boner and then you guys do the undercard of the few.
Did I tell you that I almost died on a fucking boner bill?
Bro? Did you tweat something about that? For three days? Rock Hard?
Okay, hang on, we gotta break there. You gotta start the
show with this. Dude. It's rock Hard for three days. So wait,
wait wait wait wait wait wait? This is this is the Rhino story
again? Is that what this is? Yeah? I obviously doesn't want to
hear it. He just wants no no, I just didn't know if this
happened again? Is it Indian? He wants to hear about Indians talking NBA?
Dude? What wait? What? My god? Damn? So you
just are fucking kicking it around on a Wednesday afternoon, you go, you
know what, I'm gonna take a boner bill for no fuck, just to
see it. It's stills the whole joke about it, like he does it
all the time. Dude, What do you mean I do? Yeah?
Are you you do it all? What do you mean you take it again.
I will not be doing it again. I will not be doing boner
pills, Jason. One of my Welcome to La moments with Sam was we
were I don't we were going somewhere and he had we had to stop and
get some some supplies at the grocery store, and he just bought these fucking
gas station boner pills and was like, and I'm like, what are you
doing? What are you playing on fucking or something. He's like, no,
I just like taking him and seeing what happens. I call it a
boner chicken. You don't play boner chicken, Jason. Uh, probably not
not since you take boner pills and you see you can get the more uncomfortable
boner pill. What did you say? Probably not since back before I chipped
my tears? Okay, all right, all right, all right, you're
funny. But wait, so you you just take a boner pill and then
and now you do it all the time, so this probably is no big
deal. But then it goes awry. Yeah, ads, and I can't
go to sleep and I'm rock hard the whole time. So you think there
was something speedy in it. It says could cause insomnia, so you can't
sleep. You got a giant boner. Yeah, I'm just I'm just trying
to murder it slowly, and you're just mugging this thing like taking out.
I put a dark out, I put a gun to its head. Uh
huh bang. I'm like, go to sleep, go to sleep. Why
I should only be men talking sports? By the way, is this kind
of stuff right here as well? Yeah? Exactly Why was it hurting?
Yeah, it was angry, very angry. No, but did your dick
hurt? No, it didn't hurt my dick is a chance? Well they
say, if it go, if you my dick does not tap? Did
you were just starting getting mad at were you talking it? Yeah? I'm
like, go go down. I want to go to bed. Well didn't
you? Now you correct me if I'm wrong? Did you? Did you
ejaculate and then it remained hard? Is that what happened always? Yeah?
It known for my long boners though, that's one thing that I've been known
for long. I wouldn't say long, but yeah, you're expen Just Johnny
shut up. So when you would ejaculate, it would just make it matter
and then it would just get harder. Yeah. Yeah, it was like
the monkey's pot thing like you get a wish but and it winds up sucking
you over in the end. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So
then so what finally happened? Then your dick just goes down and you took
a fucking forty hour nap. Yeah yeah, it sucked. Being up for
three days was the worst feeling ever. I never want to do it again.
Three days, three days. I mean, you were sleeping, little
anchorment you just didn't know. I mean i'd be like, you know that
kind of sleep where you're you close your eyes but you're still there. That's
all. Yeah, dude, I never want to do that again ever.
So now as your dick just for like the next three days, did your
dick look like the california're raising? Yeah, it ali does. And you're
never going to take another boner pill again or just knock that brand. No,
I don't believe that. Don't believe Johnny, that's far my seventy five
hard? Bro? Oh is it okay? No boner pill seventy five not
hard? Not hard? You sure? Yes? Yes, that's crazy,
dude. I mean I get hey, I'm gonna fuck you know. I'm
going on a date tonight. I'm feeling like I might get lucky fucking knocked
down a boner pill. Just wish me some good luck, but to just
take it because you just got nothing to do today but mow the lawn at
fifty. It's so weird, right, I just don't want I can't relate.
I can I can't get myself in that head. I mean, nobody
wants you to relate. Well, I mean, I'm glad. I don't.
Honestly, what is it? Is it a jerking off thing like you
want to jerk off for hours ago? No, it's just like I want
to. I like to. I feel very safe in the danger zone.
That doesn't make you. You're not giving any answer, Sam, You're you're
you're exactly exactly. Okay, okay, thank you varcating you stop using words
I don't know what they mean. Yeah, you're varicating. I am so
sorry man saying, oh are you varicating? To you prevaricating for varicating,
it means to speak in an elusive way. You speaking your elusive way?
Really getting over. We're really getting produced days, Sam, Yeah, we
really really producing producing vocabulary. Word Actually, he knows what he's talking about.
You know nothing, dude, Well, I mean, you're ago just
spent three days on a fucking fucking homie. When did this happen? Sim
This is like a couple of weeks ago, She says, than that,
I love it now. I'm not going to be able to look at you
without wondering if you pop that fucking barner Pilayer, I won't bro I'm never
doing it again. I dance with the devil. I don't ever want to
do it again. Be honest, are you on a boner pill? It
was my chip tooth turning you on. Yeah, a cheap thing, a
big teeth thing. It only gets crazy here. I just watch who can't
close your mouth? Sam gets hard when he watches a fucking uh it's Kentucky
Derby, Johnny. Will you look up the letter people and tall teeth and
that's what I'm looking forward. Just put in leather people, letter letter letter
people, tall teeth. Did you like like Alanis Morsett? Was she hot
to you? Oh? Yeah? Letter people, tall teeth? Just look
that up. What about Gary Shandling Did that do anything for you? No?
Because he's a guy. Yeah, but you gotta fucking are you looking
at the teeth? This is so stupid hud one people. That's kind of
teeth I'm looking for. You're beating off the cartoons. Jesus Christ, what
I'm not beating off the cartoons, you dumb ass. This is his dream
one, right, this is Sam's dream one. Right. But have you
guys ever seen those blue people? Did you know they're real blue people?
Why you know they're real blue people? What it mean? There are people
in West Virginia that are so inbred that they're blue. This is ridiculous.
It's because of like that's not that is absolutely real, dude, that's isn't
that crazy? Like there's someone right there that's that's their family. It's this
family with these jeans like in the in the West Virginia. Yeah, they're
called blue jeans. Pep exist. So you get paid the big boss.
And it was all from inbreeding, So blue from okay, crazy, that's
where came from. Because his sister wouldn't h oh what was it? Yellow?
Yellow and green make blue? Is that it? Yeah? Yellow and
blue make green? Okay? What makes blue? Blue? Close? A
primary color? Blue is just a primary the primary color, I like to
say. Anyway, totally a real thing. Okay, what about this one?
What about McGregor's sexual assault and McGregor beating up that mascot, which was
funny and he got a lot of trouble for that. But I think that
was just an accident because it was like a commercial promo they were doing,
Oh you know, the word on the streets that he raped that chick,
so they wouldn't talk about him punching the punching the fucking Miami heat. The
story is just nuts, Bro, I think she was a coke dealer.
Now, wait, explain exactly what I mean. McGregor gets accused a sexual
assault again. Yeah, but you're saying there's a lot it's suspicious. It's
very suspicious. And by the way, the woke NBA that it's just like
respect all people offer hearth one hundred thousand dollars to shut the fuck up.
Oh of course. I mean they could be as woke as they want.
They're still a business of fucking rich white people trying to shut everybody up.
Yeah, I mean it's just ridiculous. I mean you had to. I
think he went in there wanting to do coke, got little frisky and she's
like yeah. I mean, like the worst part is everyone's like, bro,
what's he doing, she's fat. Everyone's trying to take how fucking fat
chicks. Well, here's the thing that I was saying. Now, I'm
not saying he's guilty, I'm not saying he's innocent, but I'm saying,
this shit doesn't happen to every day Joe's. This shit happens to really,
really rich people. And I was saying this to you guys in the text,
R you want to be rich enough to have a boat. You don't
want to be rich enough to have a yacht. Yacht. People have problems,
people starting yah, people have lots of problems, problems, but no
one's trying to sue somebody for a fucking it's making an X amount of money
and that deal rich. Yeah, I'm with fucking jay Z money. You
get fucking McGregor money, you get the kind of money to other people are
like, oh my god, that's fucking When everybody knows who you are.
When everybody knows you, they're gonna it's easy to tell who an NBA player
is. They're all fucking seven foot eleven. Now that guy has to be
somebody. Connor McGregor fucking wears a guy somebody. Why are you singing everything
I'm saying. Connor McGregor wears a fucking twenty five thousand dollars fucking Versaci suit
to go to bed. He walks in. You know he's filthy, fucking
rich, So he walks into a coach party or a dangerous budge. You
got a target on your back. You can't do anything stupid singing that part
ten Oh dude, Trail Blazers agree to a five year deal, and I
think this is just an awful fucking with Jeremy Grant for five years. I
think I think he's empty. Calorie's that guy. I think I actually liked
him, but now I kind of study him. It's like he since since
his day, he's living off his days on Denver and he hasn't done jack
shit since then. This is not anti Jeremy Grant, but it's just like
he like everybody keeps wanting to be like he's like. I don't know,
man, I think it's just another bad move by Portland. They've made a
few. I think it's another just bad move. Do you think this fucking
h Nate Diez fucking pol fight actually goes down? I mean, if I
mean word is that Nate doesn't look good. Really, yeah. I mean
those guys, I mean they have heart, but at this point in time,
he I mean, if you go, hey, we're gonna give you
probably and we'll give you some back end money. Is he looking about eight
nine, ten million dollars? You can walk away from this fight. That's
cool, dog, It's gonna eat some f It's just gonna ride my bike
and I'll be fucking sad. Dog. He's not training like this, is
like he trained when they were like, dude, you know you're getting eighty
thousand dollars for this fight, and you're climbing back when he was first in,
when he just got out of fucking tough way back when to him this
he just wants to He just wants to knock get knocked out and collect us
fucking paycheck. Yeah, that's what it seems like today. I mean,
I think Paul's taking it way more serious than Diaz is. I yeah,
well, Paul, Paul's in the prime of his life. Diaz is just
like, dude, just pay me enough, I'll sew up. I think
people are getting tired of this whole Paul thing. I really do. I
mean, we think he's he's raising the bar and getting a little more dangerous,
little more dangers. But everybody just wants to see him getting knocked out.
The minute he loses his this train is over. He already lost.
But you know what I mean, when he gets really fucking beat the fuck
up, when he gets worked by somebody, when he fights somebody that can
really do some fucking damage to him. One, well, you mean when
he dies and you want him to die in the ring. Basically, it's
what you're saying. He's in the ring. It's over. If he dies
in the ring, we'll see how long it is. Gravy train keeps pumping
along. All right, guys, I gotta go, damn me. I
love you buddy. All right, take great show. Next time we should
live streaming. Do we have ads? We put the goddamn just do the
ads in the reed next time. Put the Grammys in the back too,
Yeah, put you the movement. No, we have an idiot, We
have me up on you hardcore, we have the we have the Spreaker ads.
We can't we can't do those like that. Oh, I see what
you mean. Let me tell you the guys crazy. You guys probably on
nine boner pills right now. Who knows. Hey, guys, we are
going to switch over to Patreon for an extra thirty minutes. Sure, fucking
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