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It's just like the old radio show
with the additibility to swear a lot from

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the Mac of All Trade studio in
Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler, Dods,

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Jube Bram, It's bilified the Bill
Moran Podcast. Well, hello and

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welcome. Thanks for getting your pot
on. Thanks for telling a friend.

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That's how we spread the word about
the pirate ship. Doug pelts in tonight.

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I'm in the house, baby.
I'm so glad to be back.

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I'm excited, I'm fired up.
I'm ready to rock and roll. And

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Danny's here tonight. How are you, Danny? Well, Bill, I

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was delaying because so it was just
funny and I wanted to open with this

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that Mac had come in here.
Now where we are in our it's basically

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our studio's room, and there's no
bathroom here, but there's a bathroom down

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the hall. It's kind of it's
public. You have to have a special

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code to get it in and all
this. Well, I've been staying here

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really late, finishing stuff up,
because I figure I'm better off working here

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than I am kind of going home
and working. So I said to Mac,

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can I get Is it possible to
get a key? Because when they

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lock up, and I've been drinking
so much water and stuff that I gotta

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I gotta take a week, like
I think. I wound up going in

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a bottle and I had to throw
the bottle out. I've had all this,

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so then I said, I said
to Mac, and Doug had walked

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in. I go, sometimes,
I've gone right out here because the other

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night I had to go outside and
I put my cocks through the fence.

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He did. I looked out there. I'm like, that's impressive. He

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just says to go outside and went
to the bathroom. Hey, I'll be

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right back, like you're on a
golf course. I'll be right back.

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I get to take a peek.
No, Bill said, I had to

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put my cocks through the fence,
all right, so like this, hang

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on, hang on, hang on. What I said was what I said.

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I had to go out there,
and I go I pissed on the

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rocks. I said, I just
hung it through the fence. It's what

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I said, put it through.
I said, put it through the fence.

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What I said, put it through
the fence, as I said,

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hung it the So Doug went crazy. Now I'm looking at the fence.

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I wonder why there's two or three
rails missing. And now it wasn't a

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black bearn town. Mister Marann had
taken peace. Well. I was hiding

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behind, like there's a bush there. Your dad a little bit lower.

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I shouldn't even be admitting this,
but I thought, let's just let a

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car drive by some night. But
it's you know, sometimes it's like eleven

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thirty, no one's around. I
figure, you know, the police go,

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right, So but I would go
in the back, except that there

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are people who park their boats there. I'm sure that's happened before, right,

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But I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not going near the boat.

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So I figured out. So Doug
says that, and then I thought of

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this song. And I cannot remember
the name of the fucking song. I've

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heard it twice. I heard it
once today and once a day earlier.

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I don't know who sings it.
I thought it was Brandy Carlyle. I

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can't find it. It's about a
guy who'll only call and it's and there's

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all these different titles that come up, but it's about a guy he calls

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this chick when he's drunk and she's
like you. And in the song today

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I'm listening, and I swear to
God, she says, I don't care

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you say you're hung and I'm like, I gotta hear this now, I

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gotta make sure those are the lyrics
I heard and I go with so we

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would call in. So I don't
know you have five A five two O

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six eighty eight sixty six. I
don't know the name of the song.

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I keep looking. It's about a
guy, and she's like, you tell

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me I'm the one, but you're
only calling me after your heart's gotten broken

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and it's the middle of the night, and I'm tired of it. I'm

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sick of being that person for you, you know. Blah blah blah.

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It's a country SI right, it's
a country song and there's about sixty fucking

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million with a title like you're drunk, Go home. That's not it.

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It's uh, you only call me
when you're drunk, That's not it.

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I can't remember the name of the
song, but I've heard it twice and

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i've heard it on serious and it
might be uh, Margaritaville or whatever I'm

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listening to, which is usually that, and I wanted to That's why I

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always grab the phone just quick take
a quick picture. She sam the song.

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When I'm listening, I wanted to
hear it, and I thought,

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I go, Doug, Doug,
He's gonna die at this because Doug did

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a whole set on the fact that
Yeah, hung it through, hung my

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cocks through the fence. I think
it. I think he did. I

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didn't. I did not. I
mean I didn't have to go under the

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fence. I don't think you hung
it over. Yeah, waiting for the

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yoga team. I gotta go through
like she got Bill's condoms rolled up in

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her yoga Jesus. Well, anyway, there, that was it, Andy,

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you missed. Chris Sullivan came in
here. Oh Sully, Yeah Sully.

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He was picking up some Chinese food. He has been on the podcast

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before. He's a big star over
on the Fisher basketball team and he and

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Mac Mac looks at him and goes, hey, I know you. He

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goes, where are you from?
He goes, I, I you know,

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I worked at Fisher And it goes, no, but where are you

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from? And he says where's he
from? A nooca awoca, awoca moca

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something you know actually doesn't matter from
macOS. Yeah, Maco's Yeah, he

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said we played Legion ball together.
You were a pitch maybe that's what it

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was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chris was a hell of a baseball

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player too, but he chose basketball. He was. In fact, it

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was in his contract that what I
would introduce him was one of these sister

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coaches, a Fishery and the Fisher's
greatest living cardinal, Chris Sullivan. His

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two sons end up playing for Fishery, the sons of the greatest living cardinal.

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Well, no pressure, kids,
it's like following Jordan at fisher Yeah,

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right right, that is true.
He was. He was a big

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deal. He's a big deal,
so he posted. It was a big

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deal in some of our lives.
Yeah, he said, he's like semi

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retired now he's loving life. He's
he's my insurance agent. I hope he's

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that SIMI retired. I got some
stuff I got talked to him about.

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Oh, I don't know, even
better, you better jump on that one,

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Danny, better, you better get
on that one. You got fence

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insurance. The kids still come forward
speaking to Slam. I remember the first

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time that, like when you're little, he learned how to walk in your

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potty train. Right. Sometimes when
you'll like rest your junk on the on

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the lip of the porcelain. Yeah, and back then, you know,

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the seats were kind of loose,
and once the came down, Sam out

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on my junk, and that was
the first time I realized, Oh that

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hurts. That hurts a ton,
Doug. They hap in a bill and

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he he broke on it. No, I don't remember my was it mir

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animal ring toss keep Carnival? Yeah, we got We got to rig the

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game so that he continues to win. You get a hundred rings for a

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dollar. They're actually fucking sweating over
here. I'm starting to walk by.

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W Craik looks like that's a great
yeah, plumbing. Do you know what

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happened to the fence? No,
Marcia, and it was yesterday. I

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stopped Pilmer in here. I'm like
one of these posts, not sweat the

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other. Wait, have you ever
gotten caught urinating in public? Now?

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I know somebody else. Five,
I know somebody who did get arrested or

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ticketed for I know somebody too,
like your nation. Yeah, I know

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somebody too. Was an eighth grade
teacher, an eighth grade teacher. Yeah,

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yeah, he came back. He
went to Fredonia. May have played

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against Chris Sullivan. When Soli was
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He was my eighth grade uh social
studies teacher. He only taught one

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year and he got sent packing because
he had a DWI apparently. So he

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comes back to Fredonia State for an
alumni weekend and then gets arrested for a

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public or a sewer ordinance, which
means peing in public. He was outside

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Sonny's ball. He couldn't find a
bathroom just and then here comes the cops

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and they're like, all right,
buddy, let's go. What timing two

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o'clock in the morning. They have
the cavstrap back. Nothing I have out

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with Uber. Everybody have somebody lose
it in the Uber. No. No,

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Nobody's like, oh, you gotta
pull over. I had to a

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couple of times. One I'm like, sir, you in a hurry.

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He's like no, I says this
man, and man, I've got to

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go, And I mean, like
right now, I just pulled in a

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gas station, left the car running. Yeah. I didn't know the guy,

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obviously, but I had a good
feeling he was an older gentleman,

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like he thinks steal my car.
A couple of times behind but you left

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an uber passenger Yah, because you
had a pistol. Bad, so bad.

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So I don't drink coffee anymore.
Now I've I've pulled over on the

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side of the Thruway because I knew
I wasn't gonna make it to the rest

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stop and I had to run off
the shoulder down an embankment and take a

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leak behind some dumpsters. I won't
say what college couple seven elevens while uber

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ring while uber. Yeah, because
you're drinking water and coffee. Coffee,

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Ye don't do anymore because of that
reason. You don't want to get stuck

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cross State gets all swollen out.
Oh yeah, in the middle, you

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know what. I was on the
side of the road and uh Henrietta going

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towards Scottsville. Yeah, it was
just where he Oh that was you,

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that was that's my neighborhood. Yeah. I's on a fence and put my

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cock through it. And really I
didn't see the horses are looking at me,

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going okay, that's why the sheep
are nervous. Oh God, she

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was saying, is can I get
a key? It's all I wanted in

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the key, the key so I
could go to the bathrooms. Fucking unreal,

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fucking real. Never, no problems
at all with Uber people. No,

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no, like super drunk or anything. I had one girl, Yeah

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I know that a couple of years
ago. But no, ye, we're

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having to go to bathroom or Danny, what about you because you did left

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in Uber. I actually picked up
the same couple after I dropped them off

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because they had to leave to use
the bathrooms. They I'll just drop us

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off here. Then five minutes later
I have to pick a pick up.

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It's the same couple and uh,
still not feeling well and I had to

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drop him off again because she got
sick. But they were cool enough to

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like leave and you know, pay
for the ride and then if they got

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somebody else, great, you know. But no, I have had somebody

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leave drugs in the car. I
think I've told you that story. Yeah,

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but no, find anything fun in
your car, Doug. No,

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somebody loves the diamond ring and then
call me five minutes later and it was

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a shitty looking ring. Anyways.
Yeah, he's on the phone boasting about

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it and just no nothing he's posted. Yeah, it's like I'll just bring

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him. Looking at this, I'm
like, this is a piece of shit.

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It's not five thousand dollars and not
five dollars. Then he leaves it

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in the car. He calls me, screaming, yelling. I'm like,

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no, I haven't got it in
the ride and picked up a box.

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He goes, it's this said he
heard him. It hurt her. I'm

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like, all right, I guess
I have it, and I returned it

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for a fee. So for a
fee, well, if they lose something,

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uber, let's gives you fifteen dollars. Yeah, and he boasted he

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was gonna tip me on the top
of that, which he didn't. They

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never do. They never do.
Every time they say they're gonna tip,

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they never do. Yeah. But
what if you just tipped to cash you're

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not allowed to take it? Oh, yeah, you take it. But

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he promised me he was gonna give
me a huge stipp and he didn't.

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So, wow, what a piece
of shit? What a piece of shit?

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Exactly? It is a bit of
a piece of shit. Doug did

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come in here a little fired up
today? Was it today that you got

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Todd's told that you're white privilege?
Oh that's a couple of years ago,

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years ago from one uh one rally
to another, and a white girl said,

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you're just white privilege. I turned
around and I said, I go.

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You have no idea who I am
or what I've done. So I

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was working at fourteen years old on
my own with sheets printed from my high

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school to Molans, from McDonald's to
Kinnis. And I've never not had a

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job. I don't know how you
don't have a job. Look in the

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mirror, well, I think today
there's I mean, you really, you

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really should. You can do anything. There are guys who will talk to

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you about Go on Craigs Lewis,
find something for free, turn around and

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sell it for ten bucks. You
know, if somebody's giving away a coffee

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table on the free section, pick
it up, wipe it down, sell

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it for ten dollars. You got
ten dollars. Now, you're just a

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lot of opportunity out there. Yeah, there is a ton of opportunity.

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But it was funny because you were
bringing it up in relation to the US

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women's soccer team. We hadn't really
talked too much about that. And I

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just saw yeah who today that they
were out and the pictures they showed most

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of them kneeling in a two or
three of them standing, Yeah, right,

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just well awful. Yeah. Doug
said to me, what do you

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what do you think of that?
And I said, I don't really know

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what to think of it, because
I get the white privilege stuff. I

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was in a lot of not a
lot of trouble, but I walked that

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line as a kid, and I
often think if I were a black kid,

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I probably I think there would have
been a lot more troubled than there

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was. I'll never know, and
so you know what I mean, But

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I mean I did, I'll lot
of stupid things. And cops came to

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my house when I was in high
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but they knew I knew everybody who
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property damage and they wanted names of
people offenses broken. Yeah, yeah,

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they go, we're in out to
be here with this big yuck this high

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school, this high school CIA,
so they undercover more animals, so all

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this shit, but central intelligence of
what high school was it? Plan Fissing

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Mountain Junior Senior High. Okay,
But I so I always think, like,

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that's what white privileges is more that
you didn't have. That's not that

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we didn't You didn't have to work
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give you a pass a little bit
more so than maybe a black young man

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statistically. I mean, that's how
I always looked at it when it comes

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to the Neely. What I said
to Doug is I go, boy,

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the one thing that I watched with
you know a lot of these protests and

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things that went on, and there's
not as as certainly as many now,

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but it seemed to get hijacked by
white middle aged women. Yes, Bill

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Burr's got a whole cell. Racism
is now a white women's problems. Okay,

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I had no idea about that,
but I'm just going they've made themselves.

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They jumped on board with what I
hear something because they take it and

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run, even black women like what
this was our? I gotta I will

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have to find it and pull it
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But I just I it was all
about the woke. He goes, I'm

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blaming that in a black person because
you let you told it at a party

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while there was a white person listening, and they just took it around.

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Don't put that one on us,
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but I'm pretty sure it's middle aged
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I have been watching And the only
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see a bunch there were women that
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like their Facebook posts and they would
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and I'd go, But it was
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used to joke privately to my friends, like, boy, black people can't

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even have Black Lives matter without the
white women. But I go, it's

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all white women taking it over.
You say, what do they need?

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I don't know why the US women's
soccer team is. Maybe it's because they

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feel like they're not getting equality and
they've gone further than the men for many,

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many, many many goals. And
there was a time where they showed

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you the weight room for one team
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that was That was the n Cuba
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that got fixed and they got fixed. But what they don't say was that

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the women weren't using the weight room. So the n Cuba wasn't going to

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spend the money if they weren't going
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one woman bitched and put it on
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Okay, we gotta be equal access
for everybody. Okay, fine, you

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should have had that from the start, but nobody bitched before. Now as

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far as the women's soccer team is
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You I heard you and Greg and
Kevin talking about this on Monday Show.

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But okay, I've had an issue
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of all, you know, I
remember in Rochester, like they would pack

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that stadium for Abby Wanbach. They
would pack it right, and these girls

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would chirp about the turf, complain
about the facilities. Abby wouldn't even play

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when she returned from like when they
came in second place in the in the

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in the World Cup, She's like, I'm not coming back unless I get

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a gold medal. Half the team
didn't even come with her. She didn't

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even play, right. She played
like three days earlier overseas, but she

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couldn't play in this game. And
everybody came to watch her and Mega Rippino

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oh or to her. And you
want to build a sport in this country,

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then you go and you win some
World Cups and you start like puffing

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your chest down and put your arms
out like sound of music Megan Rapino in

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the corner of the end zone.
Every time you score a goal, you

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look obnoxious. You're taking knees against
teams like Taiwan who have, like you

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know, no age limit when it
comes to sex, all right, but

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like you want to air America's dirty
laundry out overseas and then you want to

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kneel. You don't want to sing
the anthem. Of course, America's pissed

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off at you. And I'm glad
Jeff and lost get lost. Well,

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there's a lot of people who kind
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And as far as the equal pay
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in equal play. I believe if
the women bringing more, they should earn

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more. They don't, just like
the NBA doesn't. That's why they equal

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pay. It's all bullshit. Well, it's all bullshit. It's bullshit,

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bullshit, bullshit. Hang on a
second, because I always think, like

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when it comes to equal pay,
I think for jobs that you would have

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two people coming into the same skill, right, you would do that now

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anybody, But hanging on a second, anybody who runs a business, you

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cut a deal with one person who
runs a certain style of business. Let's

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just say like advertising, even say
it was here, although it's not happening.

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But there are deals like I don't
know, Xerox is going to provide

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X, Y and Z for a
company that builds widgets, another company that

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builds widgets that they're going to provide
X, Y and Z. But they

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charge the first company fifteen hundred dollars
and then the second company only five for

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the same deal. A lot of
times it's as good as you you get

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what you're worth, as good as
you can negotiate. Right. The other

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thing is that I do think like
there are women who are see that deserve

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all a ton of money and I
can't. I don't. I don't know

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that it comes down anymore sometimes in
these jobs to equal pay. I do

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think, like starting salary for teachers, it should be equal no matter what

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your gender is, right, and
as you go up and say a tenure,

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it goes up absolutely because you're doing
the same. That kind of thing

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when it comes to other things,
I don't, I don't know. I

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know doctors probably the same things.
I know a woman who's the head of

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a gynecological department. She makes a
ton of money but and I don't you

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see what I'm saying, So like
when it comes to equal pay, I

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don't know when it When these girls
are kneeling, I don't know what they're

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exactly kneeling for. If it was
for that, or they just feel like

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our country is letting certain segments of
the population down. I don't know.

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I you know I was saying to
Doug earlier, I do sometimes think that

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there and I know that Doug doesn't
necessarily agree with them, but I do

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think that there was white privilege in
that White privilege isn't I think the way

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people understand it. As much as
you gotta pass, do you understand what

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I'm saying, Not that you're less
likely to be pulled over investigated, yes,

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your car, that kind of question
as much. And I'm not just

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talking about the police. I'm talking
about everything. And I think they'll walk

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into a jewelry store. You maybe
you know what I mean, if you

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walk into I don't want to name
any because I don't know that it would

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happen anywhere, But that that's all
I'm saying. I'm not saying that life

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is easier and you're not gonna have
to work three jobs. And I get

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all that, but I think in
the day to day he give it more

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of a benefit of the doubt.
Yes, being white, I do think

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that. I think it's white advantage. I wouldn't call it privilege, all

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right, well because privileges can be
taken away, but it's white advantage.

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But they talk about this is and
I think that that's what they that's buy

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it. I think most people think
of privilege as silverspoon. I'm going to

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oh kill that kind of thing,
and that isn't that isn't what I mean.

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There's a video. I know what
it is in my opinion. I

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mean, I just I've always felt
that way, but I think that this

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other I don't know why they're kneeling. And now I said to him in

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the beginning with Kaepernick, it was
a compromise for him to kneel. Yeah,

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I didn't even set out. I
didn't think it was that big deal

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for him to do what seemed to
be respectful. But still say, hey

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man, there's some shit going on
that I don't want the green Mareta Eric

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I forgot his lastness. He talked
to him and he said, hey,

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could you at least go from sitting
down to take it because Kaepernick really didn't

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know what he was doing, and
he lost control of the discussion and he

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let somebody else hijack it. He
says, Hey, as long as I'm

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getting headlines, I'm gonna let you
take and run with it. The fact

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was he was pouting that that he
wouldn't get the start over a guy who

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he should have started over. But
it was because Chip Kelly was doing something

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different and he felt at the time
that the quarterback out of Missouri, he

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was a better fit for that offense. So and they turned it into somebody

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from Pro Football Talk noticed it and
wrote about it like two days later,

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and when they asked Kaepernick about it, he said that was why he was

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sitting out, because he didn't want
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And then it became a whole thing. I think it was Eric Barry was

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the guy, the Green Beret or
somebody like that who talked to me,

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hey, could you take a knee? So then when he took a knee,

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all these other players, you know
what, we ought to take a

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knee. Well, And then when
it got settled, Mega Repino, I

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want to keep the conversation going,
I'm gonna take knee. You can look

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it up. That's what you said. I'm sure she did. And I

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sometimes though, but with Taywans,
the ashally have to play up everybody up.

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I think that it sometimes it takes
some balls to be able to to

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do these things that I do not
disagree with it, and even for Rapino

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to a certain extent, because you're
you're getting a lot of blowback. And

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you know what's so fucking weird is
I think sometimes these people get death threats,

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which I ever understand that I don't
get. I don't know a lot

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of people don't like it, and
some that stand for us, Yeah,

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that's crossing the line though, Well
yeah, you're right, yeah with you,

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but like the death threats, that's
ridiculous. Well, here's the thing.

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The greatest thing is you can say
into a microphone today, this is

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bullshit right for now? What do
you mean? For now? That's America?

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But things are changing. What are
you talking about? I'm telling you

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what you're saying, Like you said
Baltimore Orioles. Now, we're gonna get

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to that. But I don't even
I I'll let you say because I don't

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even fully understand it. And then
we'll go to I put something on FaceTime

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today. No, no, no, you're fine. It's all right,

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Danny. And this is a part
of your charm. You're a fucking hot

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hit like guinea charm. So but
the thing that I I I still think

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like one of the things at least
of freedom is I don't like it,

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but I'm I want you to be
able to do it, yes, And

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and the only reason I want you
to be able to do it is because

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I want to do what I want
to do right, and and those are

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the things at the pure freedom.
If I want to be a Christian,

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I gotta allow you to be what
you want. Yeah, exactly. That's

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where I've said to you. Freedom
of religion in this country. And yet

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boy, the one that I always
felt like was like attacked with scientology.

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I mean just really, And I
get that it's cultish and it's all this

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shit, but if we have readom
of Religion, you know what I'm saying,

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Boy, we go at it and
we seem to have given a past

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all all the white people Catholic Church
for a long time now. Granted that

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we've sued and there's been money given
and all that, but I mean money

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doesn't take. Believe me, I've
lived through that ship. Money don't solve.

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I think I think I think that
that that tide is turning a little

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bit. I think I think a
lot of people, included Christians, are

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going after the Catholic Church. Yeah. I think of all the religions,

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I think Christianity is the most tolerant. Like we'll take the most abuse.

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Like if you make fun of Judaism
in any way, dude, forget it.

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Really you're done. Oh yeah,
two kinds of jokes about Jewish Yeah,

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but I mean you get caught saying
one, Not that I would.

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If you get caught like saying one, dude, like you'll you'll have people

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coming right right after you. Muslims, same thing. You know, what

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are the Christians gonna do? Bless
you to death? I mean, pray

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for you. I don't know,
you know, I didn't mean to get

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by the way, I like making
fun of Jehovah's witnesses and Mormons. I

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have no problem too, And that's
I'm part of the problem to I mean,

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we look, we all poke fun, we all poke fun. What

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I'm saying is like there's seems to
be almost like I wouldn't be surprised if

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there's government surveillance on things like everything
on everything my phone. No, I

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mean government surveillance on things that have
to do with scientology. Oh yeah,

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in a way, because because they
because they declared themselves religion to avoid the

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tax loopholes. That's why they came
under investigation. And then you hear all

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the crazy stories about the people who
like escape Scientology, like Leah Remini,

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and you watch documentaries like Going Clear, and you're like, whoa, whoa,

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this is messed up. I mean
she didn't even go to high school,

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Like nope, nope, we're protected
by the Church of Scientology. You

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ain't gotta do nothing but work here. Alright. Well, sorry, I

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didn't mean to go off take them
on. I don't know what you do

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at home work, No, but
I mean like you get you get all

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wound up and you have no release
for it. I work for a wife,

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I breathe, right, you're not
fucking working out, Yeah I do.

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I didn't want to stop it.
Say I've lost it was a freight

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train right here. I've lost twelve
pounces. I came back from Nashville twelve

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pounds. Is that's because it's all
fucking water weight probably part of your office

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Nashville. Yeah, I found one
of those offenses that you got for a

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good time, cole Mornnibal. And
you want to say something about the women's

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sports and the equality of that though
you do know that the pay is only

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generated as much as you right,
the same way as if the Dixie Chicks

408
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,759
go to try to fill out Metalife
Stadium. Yes, and then the Rolling

409
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,079
Stones comes in after that. And
also the equality of I think it's Article

410
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:42,880
fourteen, like in eighty nine ninety
when the colleges have had equal sports between

411
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,119
He got fourteen from right away.
Oh yeah, because that was the easiest

412
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,000
sport to dry. Why did you
have to do that? I mean,

413
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,400
so what if you have a few
more men's sports and women here's the funny

414
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,960
there's women's wrestling and Olympics. Just
let things go. Here's the funny thing

415
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,880
about Title nine. You won't hear
anybody dropping a foot ball program. Why

416
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:06,039
because it brings in all the money
from school put According to the Title nine,

417
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,640
if the woman wants to play football, she can. She can,

418
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,519
but I don't know that she can
she at the Cuba level, there's no

419
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,599
organization for it. But I mean, I'm sure if enough women push for

420
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,079
it, they will be happy.
Was there kickers in college? I know

421
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:22,519
high school. Katie Nida was a
kicker at Colorado. There was another woman

422
00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:25,960
I think who tried to kick for
Northwestern, Yeah or something like that.

423
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,119
But yeah, there was a couple, but they didn't go very far.

424
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,400
All right, I need to go
outside and hang it through. I apologize.

425
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:36,400
But first she is waiting for Yeah, she's waiting. Leos is everything

426
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you need, the best homemade canoli's
in town, Danny. They are phenomenal.

427
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They've a they have a canoli station
and they'll make them right there in

428
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front of you. Yeah, and
you you choose the filling. You can

429
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:52,240
get chocolate chip, you can get
chocolate. There's all kinds of They have

430
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cannoli artists. Leo's is fresh mini
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431
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perfect for your sweet tooth. Plus
Leo's all size canolis can take out a

432
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fence. Come with your choice of
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433
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or all of them. And while
you're there, check out Leo's nightly dinner

434
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takeout specials, including the best Friday
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435
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436
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437
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using locally sourced products to make handcrafted spirits

438
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that I'll knock your senses into delight. Ever have your senses knocked into the

439
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440
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whiskey kind of sort, you're just
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441
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442
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their website at Iron Smoke Distillery dot
com. It's also a great place to

443
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hang out and there's a whole lot
of stuff going. On Thursday night,

444
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:56,200
August tenth, Open G is playing. Now. Open G is a band

445
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that plays rock, Southern rocks and
blues and a little country. You can't

446
00:28:00,839 --> 00:28:03,759
go wrong. It's gonna be a
whole lot of fun. Then on Friday

447
00:28:03,839 --> 00:28:07,599
night, August eleventh, the m
Eighties are playing. They're always a good

448
00:28:07,599 --> 00:28:11,400
Time Eighties video ads tribute. It
is a blast. And then on Saturday

449
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,240
it's Elvio's Rock Academy come and see
some of the most talented kids you're ever

450
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:18,640
gonna see take the stage. Elvio
really brings these kids out, like a

451
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,960
lot of them have musical talent,
but maybe not the stage presence, right.

452
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He just brings everything out and you
see these kids and it just blows

453
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:33,000
you away. That's from two thirty
to six thirty Saturday at Iron Smoke Distillery

454
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in Fairport, New York. Baby
the Red Wings are home this week.

455
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456
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458
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Visit Red Wings Baseball dot com.
Man The Plug in East you mall has

459
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,519
got the hottest kicks in town.
There is an entire wall of yeasis,

460
00:28:55,759 --> 00:29:00,480
and I'm seeing more and more yeasies
at the gym. I was just instructing

461
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:06,359
a boxing class yesterday. Two people
geezis. In a strength class today,

462
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,200
four people geezis, and I said
to one of them, have you been

463
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,200
to the Plug? And one person
said, I haven't heard of it.

464
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,039
So I told them and somebody else
pipes up. Oh my god, I

465
00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:18,640
love that place. Yeah. Rick
Hunley, the owner and his staff are

466
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,839
fantastic. The Plug can clean up
your sneakers. They can sell pairs of

467
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,160
sneakers. If you want them,
you can put them on consignment. You

468
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,599
can find out more by going to
see them in person. They're easier to

469
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:42,480
find in East Few Mall. It's
the Plug. Heck, here we are

470
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,359
every time. Used to be a
rolling stone. I used to being stone

471
00:29:48,759 --> 00:29:56,000
nail Philadelphia. Freedom, A little
freedom, Dan, We're all about freedom.

472
00:29:56,079 --> 00:30:00,640
Did Bernie Taupin? You don't do
This is about Billy Jean, King

473
00:30:03,759 --> 00:30:07,839
Mike. This is Mike McEwan's favorite
song. Over a Locklans the owner.

474
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:11,599
He turned sixty on Sunday. The
party was wild, was crazy, three

475
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,359
to four hundred people. He's a
he's a well loved man, respected in

476
00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:22,359
the community. Billy Jean can't playing
for the Philadelphia Freedoms when they had team

477
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,920
tennis. Yeah, and she was
the first woman to well once say she's

478
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,920
the first one to beat a man, but she's the first one who publicly

479
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:37,839
beat a professional woman to beat a
professional man. Yeah, how that one

480
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:48,200
beats to a man? That's a
Philadelphia Freedom did. That's right end uh

481
00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:55,720
So. Something Danny touched on a
little while ago was the Baltimore Orioles are

482
00:30:56,359 --> 00:31:00,680
doing great this season. They're doing
great, but everybody but he still hates

483
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,839
them because of this. I'm gonna
play you. This is Orioles broadcaster Kevin

484
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:08,160
Brown before the game. Now,
Kevin, I believe does the TV stuff.

485
00:31:08,319 --> 00:31:11,799
He used to be on in Syracuse
for years, and I'll just say

486
00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:15,839
that. So they hand you the
notes before the game. They hand you

487
00:31:15,839 --> 00:31:19,000
the notes, so it's not like
he's making this stuff up. And I'm

488
00:31:19,039 --> 00:31:26,480
pretty sure the graphics team put together
a graphic so you knew the graphics team

489
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:32,359
had done whatever they did. And
I can't figure out why he got suspended

490
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,759
indefinitely. For the Orioles, Brandon
Hidas felt like this has been maybe the

491
00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:40,960
toughest ballpark to play it, but
the Orioles have a chance to do something

492
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:45,160
special today. They've already clinched at
least a split in the series, winning

493
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,440
two of the first three, and
they could pick up a series win behind

494
00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:52,519
Tyler Well because it says tropical depression
at the top of the graphs with a

495
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:56,839
two gamer with the Rays in June. They had lost their last fifteen series

496
00:31:57,119 --> 00:32:01,440
here at tropic Auta Field. Have
to go back to when are now colleague

497
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:07,720
Bratt Brock picked up the win the
series finale June twenty fifth, twenty seventeen,

498
00:32:07,799 --> 00:32:12,000
the last time the Orioles won a
series here at same b already got

499
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,599
three and two of the TROMP this
year after winning three of eighteen the previous

500
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:19,960
three years. Come by, and
it is a stark difference, Ben,

501
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,240
and it is not a bad raised
team. It's not like all of a

502
00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:27,559
sudden the race became slouches in the
American leagues. They've led this division every

503
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,759
day. But now two and the
Orioles once again are back alone in first

504
00:32:30,759 --> 00:32:36,680
place. Yeah, nothing, nothing
that he said. It was all facts,

505
00:32:36,839 --> 00:32:39,799
but it was all everything. They
gave him, right, they gave

506
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:44,480
him. Its production team put it
together. It said tropical depression. And

507
00:32:44,599 --> 00:32:51,759
basically, from what I can says
tropical depression at the top of the graphic

508
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,880
on TV, it's this tropical depression. What he's saying is basically they have

509
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:01,119
had they have struggled consistently against the
Rays for years at Tropicana Tropicana Field,

510
00:33:01,359 --> 00:33:07,079
so that's where they're playing, so
they put up tropical depression for whatever reason.

511
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:12,359
I know he gets figured people.
I don't even defended Peter Angelos the

512
00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:15,960
I don't know if it defended anybody. I really don't. But he's suspended

513
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:20,880
without pay or he was. It
just says he's been suspended and definitely for

514
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,319
making these comments about the Orioles record
against the race. I was suspended on

515
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:30,079
July twenty three from television. Here's
the funniest part. They had to move

516
00:33:30,119 --> 00:33:35,720
in the radio for the series against
the Phillies because a radio announcer got caught

517
00:33:35,799 --> 00:33:40,480
not wearing Orioles gear for a game, so they had to spend They spend

518
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:45,880
The radio guys wears a shirt that
nobody's yea, and they put him on

519
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:50,759
the radio broadcast for three games,
then brought the radio guy back and then

520
00:33:50,799 --> 00:33:53,559
suspended him indefinitely, and according to
reports, they'll be back on August eleventh.

521
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:59,240
But Peter Angelos, who is a
sole owner of the Baltimore Orioles.

522
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,880
If you know his history, he's
a billionaire attorney who made all of his

523
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:07,799
money, has no partners. He
makes all the decisions and much like Dan

524
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:13,840
Snyder with Washington football team, he
has made nothing but bad, blundering,

525
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:19,000
bumbling decisions. And here's another one, and a lot of people are outraged

526
00:34:19,039 --> 00:34:22,800
about this because the guy gets suspended
it for using facts. I can't but

527
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,960
guess what. I can't. I
can't figure it out. I really can't

528
00:34:25,079 --> 00:34:29,360
guess what. It made no sense
to me. Yeah, it happens every

529
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,039
day, but the bad well every
day. What it happens when you disagree

530
00:34:32,039 --> 00:34:37,679
with somebody or facts, someone's gonna
cut you out. I God, I

531
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,679
know you don't want to hear that. But it's not that I don't want

532
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:42,840
to hear it. I don't believe
it because I don't. I just don't

533
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,199
see it. I believe it.
You just don't see it enough. But

534
00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:49,400
every little thing offends somebody out there. Well, yeah, but who's getting

535
00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:54,800
so who's getting cut out? Just
because I don't want to know? But

536
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:59,079
I mean, but I'm just saying
to you, like I and I know

537
00:34:59,159 --> 00:35:02,079
that I want to take this somewhere, but I don't. I don't take

538
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:08,440
example. Yeah, Brent Axe got
fired for a radio station in Syracuse because

539
00:35:08,599 --> 00:35:14,679
he ripped on about he ripped on
Jim Bayheim for Syracuse's played the last several

540
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:20,880
years, right, Jim Bayheim own
stock a galaxy Galaxy Broadcasting. So mister

541
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,559
Leville and neow and hear the douchebag
decided to fire Brent Axe for again reporting

542
00:35:25,599 --> 00:35:29,840
facts because when you hold the purse
strings, you could do whatever you want.

543
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:36,440
Here here's the okay. So I
will say that there has always been

544
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:43,079
an element of control over certain things
that even the guys that want to be

545
00:35:43,159 --> 00:35:45,960
on the forefront and say they weren't
that way, and they were you know,

546
00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:52,000
freedom And really when you look at
let's say talk radio in particular of

547
00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:55,599
that style that FM, we'll call
it FM talk. Uh, Howard Stern

548
00:35:55,679 --> 00:36:01,599
was the leading guy, but Howard
was all about protecting Howard's Dward. Howard

549
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:06,119
was about shutting down. Oh and
a Opie and Anthony were supposed to be

550
00:36:06,119 --> 00:36:08,000
on k Rock in the afternoon.
He said, no fucking way are they

551
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:13,599
coming into my on my station.
So they put him on WNW, which

552
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:16,719
was a classic rock station in New
York City. Four years. I had

553
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:20,960
worked with guys at WPDH who had
worked at w n W, and the

554
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,400
guys that ran my station grew up
in the bronx and stuff, and they

555
00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:30,079
worshiped these fucking guys. So Howard
even had his way of controlling I I

556
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:36,719
still I know that people go there's
no freedom of speech anymore. I disagree.

557
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,559
I think you are. You are
allowed to say whatever you want.

558
00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:45,559
Has the pendulum swung the opposite way, Yes, it always swings back,

559
00:36:45,679 --> 00:36:50,679
and I think it'll be it'll it'll
be operations like what we're doing here that

560
00:36:50,679 --> 00:36:55,519
that brings the pendulum back, because
here's what happens in in just again my

561
00:36:55,559 --> 00:37:00,480
opinion, and I'm observing, But
somebody said, there's a lot of times

562
00:37:00,599 --> 00:37:05,400
I'm spending my money. My job
is to get people to come in.

563
00:37:05,519 --> 00:37:09,519
Right. So if Doug is going
to advertise Doug's Uber service, and all

564
00:37:09,559 --> 00:37:14,960
of a sudden he's hearing from the
people that get in his cars that Doug

565
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,519
may personally not give a shit about
what's said, but somebody said something and

566
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:22,639
they're offended, and I'm not going
to use your Uber anymore because you support

567
00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:25,239
that, Well, what are you
going to do? It comes down to

568
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:29,360
you making money and you need to
eat as well, So then you're not

569
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,719
going to support whatever the program is
that you are advertising on. And that's

570
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:37,280
a lot of times how these things
go about. That's how people say no,

571
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,360
Well, they snowball, But you're
right. I mean you're saying the

572
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:45,000
purse strings. Yes, when the
advertisers pull out, it is a voice.

573
00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:50,719
And unless people have a thick skin
and a strong spine, most of

574
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,880
them are going to say you gotta
go because we can't lose all these advertisers.

575
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:59,000
We're a company at that now has
gotten so big that we have to

576
00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:01,360
answer shareholder, and the shareholders are
pissed. Do you see what I'm saying?

577
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:05,320
So, yes, it does snowball. Why I think it's going to

578
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,360
swing back is because I think people
are starting to stand up and go,

579
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,719
fuck that. I'll do it on
my own. I don't need you guys,

580
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,440
and we'll say whatever we want.
And I think you're seeing that more

581
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,119
and more, and you're seeing it. You're seeing it happen. I mean

582
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:20,239
in the podcast world, and I
know that people are always gonna be oh,

583
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,360
you're foolshit. I have never listened
to Joe Rogan's podcast. I have

584
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,840
seen clips on YouTube. I know
how successful Joe Rogan is. I don't

585
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:30,920
live in a bubble so but he
says a lot of things. People have

586
00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:34,760
tried to go at him for the
shit he said, he's independent, baby,

587
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,400
you can't do shit. I mean, I guess he's sort of beholding

588
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,880
the Spotify, but they know,
they know that that's an independent lane.

589
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,920
And if it's not Spotify, if
Spotify walked away, somebody else will pick

590
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:50,519
that up. So do you see
that power starting to go away? And

591
00:38:50,599 --> 00:38:54,760
people are getting sick of you know, this overreaction to things. Believe me,

592
00:38:54,960 --> 00:39:00,719
the people that get up and say
shit complain start talking about some kinds

593
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:04,760
of inequality and stuff because they're they're
they don't last long. They don't.

594
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,639
They're not they're not they're they're just
not. They just don't. I understand.

595
00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:12,079
They're just prevailing thought though, And
I just don't understand. This just

596
00:39:12,199 --> 00:39:15,480
made no fucking sense to whatsoever at
all. So if it is, it

597
00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:19,440
must be that the owner got offended. Yeah, I don't know how anybody

598
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,280
could get offended. This was your
research team giving this guy the stats.

599
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,679
He probably didn't write it, or
maybe he was told these are the things.

600
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,119
Bring this up, we'll make a
graphic for it. Go for it.

601
00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:31,800
They have producers who come down with
exactly so you suspend that guy.

602
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:37,599
It made no sense to me to
simplify this and make it a little less

603
00:39:37,159 --> 00:39:43,760
cuckoo. I did ask on Facebook, uh, what have you been?

604
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,280
I knew what was gonna happen with
this, but I did say, in

605
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:52,280
light of the Orioles suspending their announcer, what's the most ridiculous reason you or

606
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:57,719
someone you know has been suspended or
reprimanded at work? Tons of great answers

607
00:39:59,519 --> 00:40:01,159
go on. Have you ever been
suspended or reprimanded at work? Done?

608
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:07,159
Uh? You and I have together? Yes, because you said the F

609
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,840
word and I hit the button and
the button didn't work. Okay, but

610
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,800
that one, you can't. That
is a direct violation of FCC standards.

611
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,880
I can't. I can't, as
much as I want to go. I

612
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:22,079
did what I was supposed to do
the equipment. Yes, that was me,

613
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:23,920
because it came out of my mouth. I spended me too, because

614
00:40:24,039 --> 00:40:27,880
they're pussies. I can't things that
were so long ago that I can't really

615
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,039
remember what the reason was. Somebody
said as a bus boy in my team

616
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:35,119
years our friend uh damn through in
fiber, I was told to punch out

617
00:40:35,159 --> 00:40:38,320
and sit down for a while because
I was quote picking up the silverware wrong

618
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,519
from tables. When I was told
it was okay to punch back in.

619
00:40:42,519 --> 00:40:45,920
Instead of doing that, I wrote
fuck off. I quit on my time

620
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,599
card and left without anyone seeing me. I was told later that the manager

621
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,760
was I rate because he couldn't get
anyone else to take over for me and

622
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,320
had to do my job himself for
the rest of the night. Good for

623
00:40:55,400 --> 00:41:01,960
him. Somebody else said for wearing
the wrong color shoe. So he's a

624
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:06,880
sandwich company local to Rochester, is
what he wore? The wrong colored?

625
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:13,400
Yeah, suspended for being a mother, this person writes, looking at you,

626
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:17,360
City of Rochester. I don't know
what happened. I didn't ask somebody

627
00:41:19,079 --> 00:41:22,239
about that one. Somebody said I
used to work in an animal hospital.

628
00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:25,239
The owner was a psycho. She
wrote up and yelled at all three of

629
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,159
us for having cough drops. She
wanted nothing in our mouths when you're interacting

630
00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:35,320
with people. I was forced out
of a department, and one of the

631
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:39,559
reasons given was asking one of my
employees if he needed shoelaces, because I

632
00:41:39,559 --> 00:41:44,559
didn't see any laces in his work
boots. He pulled up his pant leg

633
00:41:44,679 --> 00:41:49,440
and showed me they were tied at
the top because his feet hurt. I

634
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,280
don't know if you can picture that. I'm not sure he went to HR

635
00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:54,760
and told them I embarrassed him in
front of the rest of the crew.

636
00:41:55,159 --> 00:42:00,480
Also that he might quit because he
was so embarrassed. See this is where

637
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:06,480
I go A little thing like that. Well, okay, but I don't

638
00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:12,079
understand Doug that that that's the stuff
that I don't get. I don't get

639
00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:15,880
sometimes I don't think that people should
be harassed at work. I don't think

640
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:21,679
people. I don't think you should
be subject to things. But I thought

641
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,719
in all the New York State harassment
stuff I remember and I don't know,

642
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,920
do you have to do this for
any jobs that you have that you had

643
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,360
to watch anything you do? Right? I think New York. Wait,

644
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:37,400
yea quiz? You had to watch
a video? Yes, about many years.

645
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,760
Okay, so take a quiz.
Yeah, you have to hand it.

646
00:42:40,199 --> 00:42:45,239
Here's the thing that legitimate questions about
it. Wasn't it always like if

647
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:50,519
somebody said and came and said,
you're making me uncomfortable, then that was

648
00:42:50,599 --> 00:42:57,840
like the warning, not that you're
out right right steps right to your out

649
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,760
became Saudi Arabia, off with your
head. But no, because I think

650
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,039
everybody's so fucking afraid and they just
don't want to deal with it, so

651
00:43:04,079 --> 00:43:07,079
it's easier to just go you're guilty, you're out, You're out, And

652
00:43:07,119 --> 00:43:10,559
it's one of the worst things to
be accused of. Now I had.

653
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:15,360
I remember when I was on a
radio show and I was kind of the

654
00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:19,440
I don't know what I was on
this show. I was sort of charge.

655
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,159
I guess it wasn't my show,
not my name, O, my

656
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:27,280
anything. But I basically ran everything. I went to every meeting, I

657
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,239
had to go to department at meetings, I had to go it everywhere.

658
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:37,760
And all of a sudden, this
young intern is leaving the studio and she's

659
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,559
very attractive, and she had on
like a giant hat, like a Carly

660
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:45,679
Simon kind of hat from back in
the day. And some guy walks by

661
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,679
and goes, man, i'd love
to see you, and nothing but that

662
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,360
hat. I happen to hear it, right, And then another guy walks

663
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,440
by and she goes, oh,
those guys. She goes, those guys

664
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,719
are really making me uncomfortable because we
had just gone through it. Yeah.

665
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:06,719
So then I'm like, now,
this is this is early two thousand's right,

666
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:12,000
So I and she comes to me
again later she goes. She goes,

667
00:44:12,039 --> 00:44:15,960
I really get uncomfortable. Now you've
said it twice, and I go,

668
00:44:15,199 --> 00:44:19,480
I gotta say something to somebody.
So I go to their boss,

669
00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:22,079
their direct report, and I go
listen, man said, this is what

670
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:28,800
happened. So he pulls these guys
in and pulls me in. Now this

671
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,400
is how it was handled. It
was basically like cut the ship fellas he

672
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:35,559
goes, look, guys, uh
no, what the fuck? What the

673
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,440
what the fuck the fuck you mean? Oh? I told her she looked

674
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,199
good. You can't even tell her
she looks good. I go, hey,

675
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,320
man, not to be a total
dick, and I know you're gonna

676
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,079
hate me, but I was standing
right behind her one and you said I'd

677
00:44:46,119 --> 00:44:50,559
like to see you only in that
hat on. I go, I don't

678
00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:54,000
know how you'd feel if that was
said to your wife. Yes, your

679
00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:57,960
wife, No, let's go there
because I know you're married. And the

680
00:44:58,039 --> 00:45:00,559
guy and I said this because I
it's just like, I don't you know

681
00:45:00,639 --> 00:45:04,360
me, I don't give a fuck, And the guy's like, oh,

682
00:45:04,679 --> 00:45:07,960
I don't. I remember exactly saying
that. But that was the end of

683
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,039
it. It was basically like cut
the ship. It was handled cut the

684
00:45:12,039 --> 00:45:15,960
ship what happened to cut the shit? What happened? Me too? Happened?

685
00:45:16,119 --> 00:45:20,400
No, but I don't even know
what that is. I don't even

686
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,079
know. Look, me too probably
should have happened. There's been a lot

687
00:45:23,079 --> 00:45:27,760
of ship for a long time.
And Harvey Weinstein shit was horrible. Bill

688
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,880
Cosby was pretty fucking bad. You
know all right? I mean, can't

689
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:37,559
say that not embarrassing, but mom
got through. Defense just didn't show you

690
00:45:37,559 --> 00:45:43,719
how you're doing. No, No, I'm gonna show you the button putting

691
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,199
up. Look, I don't know
where do you stand on this stuff,

692
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:50,079
but I'll tell you this. I
know my sisters. I would kill no,

693
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,679
but I no. What I was
gonna say is every interaction I've ever

694
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:58,719
seen you in public, you are
a complete gentleman. I try to be

695
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:04,440
Yeah, no you are. You
are Danny's a fucking slot, but no,

696
00:46:04,559 --> 00:46:07,320
but you're a gentleman. And so
my point is, like I can

697
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:12,760
see where you would never like you
never want to be taken. But what

698
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,880
happened where there used to be the
hey, cut the shit that doesn't fly,

699
00:46:17,159 --> 00:46:22,639
or even if you said something slightly
off color, or where where is

700
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:24,599
the well if somebody's in trouble for
saying something wrong. You say, hey,

701
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:28,960
cut the ship. Now, they're
not in trouble, they're offended to

702
00:46:29,079 --> 00:46:31,519
you, and then they go and
then I can sue the company. I

703
00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:36,199
don't mean that. That's the un
and round we go. That's that's a

704
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,119
long version. I'm gonna get something
out of this. If they're offended,

705
00:46:38,159 --> 00:46:40,880
then I'm gonna be offended and I'm
gonna balance it out that way, I'm

706
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:45,599
not in trouble and I can play
the victim like all right, I'm sorry.

707
00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:46,760
I kind of slipped out. I
guess I was thinking about something else

708
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,440
and just go on with your lives. Yeah, I mean I would think

709
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,920
that. But here's the thing.
It is like, if we are to

710
00:46:54,039 --> 00:46:58,159
make a better that's always my thing
is like, that's just why I don't

711
00:46:58,199 --> 00:47:00,559
like the quote unquote cancel culture.
You know what. Sorry to interrupt.

712
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:05,079
I do remember getting in trouble and
it was for a joke. And it

713
00:47:05,159 --> 00:47:09,320
was working at a shoe store years
ago, I mean twenty years ago,

714
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,440
and it was dead and this girl
asked me, you know, any jokes,

715
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,880
like for one joke, and then
the other employer, you know,

716
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,760
I've got a little crowd now,
and then the next day, the manager

717
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,320
says, you know, some of
your jokes were inappropriate. Like I was,

718
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,360
I was being asked to tell any
and every joke I knew, and

719
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,679
the one that got me in trouble
was, you know, his two thumbs

720
00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:32,400
and love blow jobs. This guy
fit, She's laughing, her ass off,

721
00:47:34,079 --> 00:47:36,840
been over and now I'm in trouble. I'm like, all right,

722
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,840
you know, you gotta live and
learn those things. You gotta live and

723
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:42,360
learn those things. But even there
are others jokes, but I don't tell

724
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,559
him for anybody, absolutely. But
the thing is, no one should do

725
00:47:45,559 --> 00:47:47,400
the aristocrats joke, although I love
it when it's done well. That's one

726
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,960
of my favorites. So this company, this women that his family comes into

727
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,039
a manager and the manager says,
what are you gonna do? And the

728
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:59,159
and the husband takes down his pants
and starts whipping his wife with this cock

729
00:47:59,199 --> 00:48:01,440
through the fence. Then the daughter
goes to it, and he goes,

730
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:07,000
what do you call? He goes, restcrats. It's like the dumbest joke

731
00:48:07,039 --> 00:48:09,519
in the world, but the greatest, greatest set up to all this ship.

732
00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:14,840
I'd love how filthy would get.
And Gilbert did it so well I'm

733
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:20,320
saying, great, Now there was
din They do a documentary about that pen

734
00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:23,320
together comics houses. Yes, and
they would try to take it over.

735
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:27,239
You would start it and I would
yes. Yes, I had never heard

736
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,039
of the until the documentary. Yeah, they saw Gilbert do it. Yeah,

737
00:48:30,079 --> 00:48:36,760
and uh, the documentary is pretty
awful, Like it's pretty boring,

738
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,360
you know, overall, But I
just loved that whole filth. I love

739
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,639
the filth. Now that's a joke
you wouldn't tell. But when you got

740
00:48:43,679 --> 00:48:45,880
told your jokes were inappropriate, that
was it. That was it. That

741
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:50,519
was it. I was still I
still pissed. I can ask me about

742
00:48:50,519 --> 00:48:52,440
it. I can understand being upset
about it, but my point is just

743
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:57,280
on the simple fact you weren't sent
home, you weren't told the rest of

744
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,480
the day you're gone, you weren't
suspended with pay. And I think now

745
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:05,119
that that does I don't know,
I don't work in that environment, but

746
00:49:05,199 --> 00:49:08,800
I think that that stuff has changed
completely and I think you need to go

747
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:14,840
back to hey man, that ain't
cool and here's why. Sorry, just

748
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,000
the way it is, and there
doesn't need to be a whole discussion about

749
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,800
it. I don't need to hear
you don't need to justify. I don't

750
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,280
need to hear bluster. You gotta
write, you got to write everything down.

751
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:28,880
It incorporated. Yeah, I know, I know said together we did

752
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,880
this. Yes, you know,
a big fucking waste of time. Yes,

753
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,079
it is. Stop. Just let's
move on. And that's why I'm

754
00:49:36,119 --> 00:49:37,760
telling you, I think the pendulum
is gonna move back because you're seeing more

755
00:49:38,119 --> 00:49:42,239
things like this and more people like
you. I mean, who do you

756
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:46,480
report to, uh my boss at
four selves? No, I know that,

757
00:49:46,519 --> 00:49:50,639
but I'm saying for basically you.
I mean, if you told a

758
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:52,800
joke that was inappropriate and somebody complained, what are they gonna do? Tell

759
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,519
you can't ride tonight? You know
what I mean. Let's say he's lying.

760
00:49:55,679 --> 00:50:00,480
Yeah, yeah, exactly. I
mean, so it's like it's lies

761
00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:01,960
told about me. And then Uber
says me, there, oh, I've

762
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:07,159
had life told about something something with
lift right, A woman like I picked

763
00:50:07,199 --> 00:50:10,000
this woman up at ten o'clock on
a Friday morning. She's all dressed up,

764
00:50:10,199 --> 00:50:13,039
but I'm like, okay, there's
no way you dress up in like

765
00:50:13,119 --> 00:50:16,079
high heeled boots and leather jackets and
long earrings at ten am to go to

766
00:50:16,119 --> 00:50:21,360
Walmart okay, and I say I'm
not. I didn't say anything. I

767
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,920
just picked her up and she smelled
like booze. I dropped her off,

768
00:50:24,599 --> 00:50:27,840
and all of a sudden my app
stops and I turned it back on.

769
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,719
It stops again. I get a
phone call from Lyft. Hey, we

770
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,880
got a report that you smell like
booze and you're drunk driving. I go,

771
00:50:35,639 --> 00:50:37,239
it's ten o'clock in the morning.
I go, no, But the

772
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,880
woman I just dropped off wreaked the
booze, right, okay, continue,

773
00:50:42,159 --> 00:50:45,079
that was it? That was it, But like, yes, she would

774
00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:49,519
wreak the she smelled herself. Yeah, she smelled herself. Man, somebody

775
00:50:49,599 --> 00:50:54,119
stakes. I picked somebody up at
a buyer one time, this h twenty

776
00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:57,840
seven year old, and I said, do you think I can put my

777
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:04,559
cock through your face? And she
called uber And then they wanted the videotape

778
00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:07,000
me doing it if I can do
it? Somebody? Are you the guy

779
00:51:07,039 --> 00:51:09,639
at the bills game with the fence? And then somebody else helped a d

780
00:51:10,559 --> 00:51:15,679
was that you were Do you ever
go buy the little Indian burial ground where

781
00:51:15,679 --> 00:51:19,119
everybody's peeing there? You think they
put a fence right there at least maybe

782
00:51:19,199 --> 00:51:23,840
seven feet right up a couple more
years. Know what you're talking? Somebody

783
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:31,960
else coming daily, uh, coming
into work drunk. Someone got suspend for

784
00:51:32,119 --> 00:51:36,960
I left a live snake inside a
clipboard on the manager's desk and went to

785
00:51:37,039 --> 00:51:42,679
lunch. I left the live snake
inside a clipboard on the manager. That's

786
00:51:42,679 --> 00:51:45,239
pretty shitty speaking. I know a
guy to kind of got pushed out of

787
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:50,320
his job because he was accused of
farting too much in his cubicle. But

788
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,559
they couldn't prove it. I think
it was they had to wait until a

789
00:51:53,679 --> 00:51:59,760
certain number of people just can smell
his seat when he gets up. But

790
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,800
I'm you know what I'm saying.
Do you ever get in somebody's car and

791
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:07,320
go, God damn because they've been
farting so much and it's a cushion seat,

792
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,239
it's not leather, and you sit
down and it's just like it happened

793
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,960
to happen to my wife a few
weeks ago. Which comes in the car,

794
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,800
she goes, I am even waiting
for me. Who I go?

795
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:21,920
Why she goes? Because honey,
have used the bathroom? Who oh,

796
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,199
yeah, it was a while ago. I'm sorry, Uh sorry, honey.

797
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:28,960
Somebody said here placing a remote controlled
fart machine under the podium before a

798
00:52:29,039 --> 00:52:32,360
corporate HR person gave her sexual harassment
training. In hindsight, I ain't been

799
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:38,000
inappropriate. You mean, I'm not
supposed to masturbate during the sexual harassment orientation.

800
00:52:38,639 --> 00:52:42,039
I always well, you're learning.
You don't know any better until you

801
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:45,599
hit them. I always wrong.
I always said I wanted to be an

802
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:50,960
actor in the sexual harassment bdeos and
I want to be the dick, you

803
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,480
know what I mean. I wanted
to be the guy that gets say all

804
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:58,119
the ship, all the ship,
get it out of your system to say

805
00:52:58,159 --> 00:53:00,400
it all. So the okay,
So the NFL, as a rule,

806
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,039
if you buy a jersey NFL dot
com, you could have anything you want

807
00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:05,320
on the name play. But there
was a story that came out I think

808
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,199
when we were working together about ten
eleven years ago, where they came up

809
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,400
with like, like over eleven hundred
different names that you could not have on

810
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:15,000
the back of a jersey. And
the joke was, wait a minute,

811
00:53:15,079 --> 00:53:19,719
somebody in the NFL offices had to
sit down and come up with eleven hundred

812
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:25,199
different dirty words, at least eleven
hundred maybe names that you could So this

813
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:29,400
one woman wanted to buy a jersey
of a Patriot. I think his name

814
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,639
was Robert Gay. His last name
was Gay, and she wanted to get

815
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:37,360
his jersey and the NFL said no
because it said gay on the back of

816
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:37,719
it. And they had to like, no, no, this is a

817
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:43,719
real player. And if I was
gay and wanted that, yeah, you

818
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,400
know my last name was gay.
Yeah, if I was gay, that

819
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,840
was That was one of the worst. That's one of the things that you're

820
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,920
talking about, like letting go.
Yes, you know exactly. We are

821
00:53:53,039 --> 00:53:57,840
so caught up in the Mi new
show, but both yes that we can't.

822
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:04,960
It's like it distracts us from the
biggerest Yelles conspiracy. Alright, alright,

823
00:54:06,559 --> 00:54:10,239
I have a Manscape tip. Oh
good Manscape tip. No, go

824
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,840
ahead, go ahead, no,
no, no, no, no.

825
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,360
I noticed something today. I went
for a run this morning. I had

826
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:23,000
my ear uh from your pods,
EarPods, went to the bathroom, had

827
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my EarPods in, washing my hands
out of the bathroom, EarPods toll the

828
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like go holy shit against the white
I could see ear hair, fucking nasty

829
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:35,760
ear hair. Yeah, yeah that
manscape. Yeah, I thought you were

830
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talking in downtown. No, well
you could we go downtown. You need

831
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the lawnmower for downtown. You won't
manscape downtown. Oh I do? Oh

832
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833
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834
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835
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looks bigger. Depends on what kind
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836
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one that you f up over.
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837
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like this sometimes you know, I
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838
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839
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865
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886
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legend. You know him, you
love him, you can't get enough of

887
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him. The Admiral of the Airways, the point dexter of podcasts. At

888
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:51,199
this time, please keep your hands
and feet inside of the car till the

889
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:57,079
ride comes to a complete stop.
Get it ready once again for mister Billmorra.

890
00:59:04,679 --> 00:59:08,039
Wow, you know, Doug,
you gotta take this somewhere like there's

891
00:59:08,119 --> 00:59:14,440
so seriously, I have an idea
something will catch it. I'm working on

892
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,239
something. You are, Yes,
I am. I just can't. I

893
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:20,199
can't say a lot about it,
that's all right. Secrets are good.

894
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,000
No, I know you're working for
me and you're off type. No,

895
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:27,119
I'm dead. I'm really working for
me, right, But I go,

896
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,519
Oh, I think this competitor all
of us. I kind of like that.

897
00:59:30,639 --> 00:59:32,559
Yeah. Yeah, if people like
ridd you go, hey, can

898
00:59:32,599 --> 00:59:36,239
you do an intro for me for
my phone? We offer people to do

899
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,719
that. Yeah, think it's gotta
be. You can call it right now.

900
00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:44,199
You call right now five eight five
two o six eighty eight sixty six,

901
00:59:44,639 --> 00:59:47,599
call right this moment, and we'll
have Doug do one for you right

902
00:59:47,639 --> 00:59:51,480
over the phone. You want to
hear. Yeah, just tell them what

903
00:59:51,519 --> 00:59:53,360
you want. That's all I gotta
do is just tell us. Then that

904
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:58,360
would be good. That it's funny
because you know, I don't know how

905
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:00,760
much I can say. But somebody
was in here early I won't say who

906
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:05,599
it was, but they said Doug
meets them and introduced him. Then Doug

907
01:00:05,679 --> 01:00:08,039
says, how old are you?
Guy says, He goes, hey,

908
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:13,079
we're about the same age. I
used to be a DJ at the Classy

909
01:00:13,119 --> 01:00:16,039
Cat. And the guy goes,
oh, He's like, you know somebody

910
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:22,159
somebody, and then he says,
I there was a girl and we went

911
01:00:22,199 --> 01:00:24,440
to high school with my buddy dated
her, and like, my buddy was

912
01:00:24,519 --> 01:00:29,760
working to try to get a piece
and I don't think got anything. He

913
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,920
goes, one day, I'll go
into Foxies. He goes, I'm sitting

914
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,199
right there with a bunch of guys, and out she walks. She makes

915
01:00:37,199 --> 01:00:38,639
eye contact with me, turned around
and walks back. He goes. Then

916
01:00:38,639 --> 01:00:42,880
we ended up talking afterwards. But
then someone stole her away and took her

917
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:49,519
to the Classy Cat. Doug only
knows the stage names. I repeat,

918
01:00:49,599 --> 01:00:52,800
no, no, no, I
can't. I can't send me a picture.

919
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,639
But you recognized her. I kind
of do I think I know who

920
01:00:54,639 --> 01:00:59,320
it was. Yeah. By the
way, I went to type in DJ

921
01:00:59,559 --> 01:01:04,239
Dougie and it auto corrected to DJ
Dowey, so I changed to produced DJ

922
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:09,039
doug for the second DJ dough Facebook
No, no, no, I was

923
01:01:09,079 --> 01:01:13,039
doing Facebook Live. I put it
in DJ doug. I was trying to

924
01:01:13,039 --> 01:01:16,800
write DJ Dougie. It autos corrected
to Doughty to Doughey, the AI is

925
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:22,960
impressive. This we know that fish
ships on your podcast. There was nothing

926
01:01:23,039 --> 01:01:27,880
with there was How could there be
sexual harassment stuff at the well, there

927
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:31,000
could be. I guess I wouldn't
wander like grabbing. I mean that,

928
01:01:31,199 --> 01:01:37,119
yeah, but I mean stuff being
said. I mean that's a environment that

929
01:01:37,159 --> 01:01:39,639
you're in, right, you know
why I even think like back in the

930
01:01:39,679 --> 01:01:43,559
day radio, I think most women
looked the other way. There was some

931
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,800
off color ship that was said,
like I'm not even meaning on the air.

932
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:51,960
I mean, when did human just
slam their hand down in the nineties,

933
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,840
I more than don't know. I
think when the first Thomas there were

934
01:01:55,840 --> 01:02:00,599
a couple of lawsuits that came and
that changed things. I think made everybody

935
01:02:00,639 --> 01:02:01,960
sit up. Yea, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, we can't.

936
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:06,199
We can't afford right right, because
you know it's not the right.

937
01:02:06,239 --> 01:02:09,840
It's funny. It was always funny
hearing the words sexual harassment on the air,

938
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:13,760
and I was like, Dad,
what's harrassment? It's harassment. I

939
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,800
go it wasn't the same thing.
Yes, but I I've never walked across

940
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:19,960
somebody. Hey, I've been harassed, you know. I'm like, where

941
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,199
did you come up with sexual harrassment? Right? Yeah, I mean every

942
01:02:23,199 --> 01:02:25,679
time I go get my hair cut
up, he's harassing me. Can you

943
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:30,679
girls stop undressing me with your eyes? My hand? Here's a game that

944
01:02:30,679 --> 01:02:34,599
would get you in trouble today.
I think in the radio we used to

945
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:39,159
I used to go out and interview
hairdressers and strippers. Right. I would

946
01:02:39,199 --> 01:02:44,039
just ask them like a random question, and I wouldn't say who was and

947
01:02:44,079 --> 01:02:46,920
you'd have to guess what she a
hairdresser or stripper because I said they were

948
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:52,960
basically the same intelligence level. Oh, I don't what do you mean?

949
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:55,960
You couldn't even get the words out? You know, I'm not wrong,

950
01:02:57,119 --> 01:02:59,840
dude, Dude, they were close. I've always had a theory of the

951
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,199
strip of tree. I am a
very close friend who's a hairdresser. I

952
01:03:02,239 --> 01:03:05,599
just love her death, and I
would put her in that category. No,

953
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,119
I mean, look, the woman, the woman that cuts my hair.

954
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:12,000
I didn't think I would say the
same thing. But I don't know.

955
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,239
I mean, I guess you should
go to a saloon and start masturbating

956
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:22,840
underneath the I heard a story today. Yeah, I'm on the phone with

957
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:27,760
somebody, all right, and they
go, holy shit, I just passed

958
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,320
the guy. He's polishing his I
go, come on, you know,

959
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:35,440
there's no dick in hand. This
person is a big like up suv.

960
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:40,719
Person's in the sedan driving pumping his
pudget. Yeah. Yeah, maybe he's

961
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:45,840
going to New York City. Down
in the city. No, it's it

962
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:49,360
was like around in the city of
Rogers, not even on the main expressway,

963
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,280
just on the roads in the city. Who the fuck. There's a

964
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:55,519
lot of weird people. Do you
ever, what's the strangest thing you've seen

965
01:03:55,519 --> 01:04:00,679
while driving around? Driving around,
I'd have to think about that. People

966
01:04:00,679 --> 01:04:04,920
in masks still, yes, walking
outside with their masks on. I just

967
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:11,599
shake my head of that. But
that's it, right. There's a guy

968
01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:15,199
down on Lake Avenue has his Rascal
going up and down Lake Avenue on the

969
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:19,079
side in the road. Yeah,
covered with blankets. Okay, I guess

970
01:04:19,119 --> 01:04:21,679
it's his life and that's what he
does. But get on the sidewalk,

971
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:25,880
did you get a cause an accent? That's you know, even the common

972
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:30,440
sense these days is just lost,
Like what he's thinking. I don't want

973
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,480
to hit you. You're gonna rule
my car, you know, and then

974
01:04:33,519 --> 01:04:36,599
I'm out a job, and then
you're gonna try to assume me for nothing.

975
01:04:38,079 --> 01:04:45,320
What do you get my Joe Montana
helmet? Did you ever see anything

976
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:50,159
when you were a road over?
And I never really saw anything silly just

977
01:04:50,239 --> 01:04:54,800
angry drivers typically, But that was
it. I never saw anything, you

978
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:57,840
know, in the car going on, heads bobbing up and down, none

979
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,280
of that stuff. No, no, no, nothing. I saw that

980
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,880
in the way to Vegas one time
on the way to Vegas. Yeah,

981
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,119
there was an earthquake, and I
mean, man, but took up to

982
01:05:04,239 --> 01:05:09,639
Vegas or look over the oh you
were in LA and the guy just looks

983
01:05:09,679 --> 01:05:13,119
at us and he's like, yeah, you wish you were immediately. Yeah,

984
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:16,159
La to Vegas. That's not short. That's like four hour four hours.

985
01:05:16,239 --> 01:05:20,000
Yeah they're coming back. Can be
nine if you don't hit the right

986
01:05:20,039 --> 01:05:25,360
traffic. How long were you in
LA? Four years? Did you try

987
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:29,719
comedy out there? No? I
didn't why. I just never thought I

988
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,960
was trying to be Yeah, no, I didn't forgive it. That was

989
01:05:32,039 --> 01:05:35,239
never your thing you were trying to
do, trying to write writer, Yeah,

990
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:39,519
make a screenplay, and nothing ever
came about with that, not for

991
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,800
not for stand up. I don't
know why. No, But I mean

992
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:45,800
with even the writing stuff, did
you get some some things happening? No?

993
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,199
Just a movie I made that you
not yet because you don't have a

994
01:05:47,239 --> 01:05:50,079
DVD player. No, I don't. Yeah, if anybody is a DVD

995
01:05:50,199 --> 01:05:57,000
player and can exchange it, I
will give you a free intro birth Day

996
01:05:57,079 --> 01:06:00,559
Anniverse or anything you want. Somebody, please bring Bill Marana a DVD player.

997
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,559
We could hook it up in here
and we could put it on right

998
01:06:03,559 --> 01:06:06,000
there. We could have a you
know what, we could do director commentary.

999
01:06:06,079 --> 01:06:13,360
We could invite people in sit around
here. And we watched Doug movie

1000
01:06:13,559 --> 01:06:18,840
A Night at the Cat and why
well her ex husband was part of it.

1001
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:21,920
Oh, rich eye because she doesn't
want to watch that. Right.

1002
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:29,519
It was great at it. You're
kidding a lap dance. No, he

1003
01:06:29,599 --> 01:06:32,239
was great at He was just graduating
at college. But I was very glad

1004
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,960
to have him on the set.
And then they got married married. Who

1005
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:42,760
shot all this stuff? So you
hired a ChIL Yeah, Chris, I

1006
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,760
didn't have to go. Can you
give us the premise of the movie,

1007
01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:49,320
like all right, alright, hang
on, you gotta you gotta do the

1008
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:55,159
elevator pitch. You're looking for someone
to finance it. It's one night at

1009
01:06:55,159 --> 01:06:57,800
a strip club scene through the eyes
of a DJ, with a romantic side

1010
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:00,679
plot done. That's it, That's
cool. I like that, Chris,

1011
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:05,519
Who'd you fall in love with?
The cook? One of the dancers name

1012
01:07:05,599 --> 01:07:12,159
Michelle? Actually cast it from New
York City? Did you? Because you

1013
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:15,039
couldn't find good enough here. I
just got out there in a couple of

1014
01:07:15,079 --> 01:07:19,719
websites in this girl jumped out through
and you paid everybody and everything. Yeah,

1015
01:07:19,719 --> 01:07:23,360
I think twenty five dollars a day, okay, you know, yeah,

1016
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:28,159
everybody get paid, catered. And
how long did it take to shoot

1017
01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:31,719
to? Fourteen days? Fourteen days? Four years to finish? Why?

1018
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:35,639
Four years? Because of the money? Uh? Just I get screwed over

1019
01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:40,119
a little bit by somebody and I
end up having to finish it on my

1020
01:07:40,119 --> 01:07:43,719
own. Just took a lot longer
than shiit of editing and everything. You

1021
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,199
know. It's so fucking wild now
is you can do all that on a

1022
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,519
lot. You could do it on
it. You could do it on an

1023
01:07:47,639 --> 01:07:51,159
I phone. Yeah, you still
need a good script. No, matter

1024
01:07:51,199 --> 01:07:56,119
what I do great. I agree
with that. I think that that's why.

1025
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:59,400
I mean, people will say it's
it's the second Golden Age of TV.

1026
01:08:00,039 --> 01:08:03,480
You get some really good shows that
I wouldn't see the light of day.

1027
01:08:03,519 --> 01:08:06,599
I mean, you ever see brilliant
but canceled. No. But there's

1028
01:08:06,599 --> 01:08:10,719
so many outlets, so you say
the writing will come out. Yes,

1029
01:08:11,239 --> 01:08:14,679
And there was one thing. My
writing teacher in California, his name is

1030
01:08:14,719 --> 01:08:17,640
Stephen Foreman. He actually wrote the
movie The Jazz Sing with Neil Diamond,

1031
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:21,239
Okay, and he told me at
that time he's seeing a lot better writing

1032
01:08:21,239 --> 01:08:27,119
on TV than you are in the
movies. And then everything kind of exploded

1033
01:08:27,199 --> 01:08:31,000
with Amazon Prime and not YouTube TV, and uh, everybody's got a series

1034
01:08:31,039 --> 01:08:33,359
out there. Well, there grab
a little piece of the pie, but

1035
01:08:33,399 --> 01:08:36,479
some of it's some shitty stuff too. Yeah, I mean there's there's some

1036
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:40,800
shitty shitty, right, but there's
so much. You're gonna have the highs

1037
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,720
and the lows. Not everything's gonna
be able to be great. My one

1038
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:47,640
sister DVRs a ton of shows.
I'd have to ask her because I don't

1039
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:50,439
watch TV that much. I watched
movies. Yeah, for the most part,

1040
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,960
would you. Is that what you
wanted to do is be a screen

1041
01:08:54,159 --> 01:08:58,119
writer? Yeah? Yeah, And
I had one company that wanted to make

1042
01:08:58,159 --> 01:09:00,800
it into a TV show. Fine, but I wasn't gonna I was just

1043
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:03,399
gonna be consultant. Do you think
I was gonna have a job. So

1044
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:06,039
I'm like, I'm gonna tell you
all my ideas and then I might have

1045
01:09:06,079 --> 01:09:10,039
a future. I'm like, I
don't like that. Yeah, and so

1046
01:09:10,079 --> 01:09:13,000
they wanted you to come in and
pitch them your ideas. I did go

1047
01:09:13,039 --> 01:09:16,760
in and pitch my one idea,
okay, making it into a TV show,

1048
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,640
which I wrote the pilot for.
Yeah, and then where is where

1049
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:24,239
are these scripts? Now? They're
home in a box? How hard do

1050
01:09:24,279 --> 01:09:27,239
you think it would be to make
some find them? No, to make

1051
01:09:27,399 --> 01:09:30,439
to turn them into something today?
Oh, I don't know where I'm in.

1052
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:36,239
I have a company called Bilmram Productions, Okay, in association with brothers.

1053
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:40,359
No. I'm just saying, like, I know, but there are

1054
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:45,560
Yeah, I can do that one. I also have an idea. So

1055
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:49,520
I see, I've never written a
screenplay or anything, and I've read books

1056
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:53,640
on how to do it. I
think I've bought a book. I know

1057
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:58,359
I bought a book, and then
I wish I could can I tell this

1058
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:01,520
story? Yes, it's your show
bill, I know, but I get

1059
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:08,399
canceled. So there was for copyright
infringement. Yeah, but well let me

1060
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:12,199
just stay with this because uh no, not for copyright infringement, I just

1061
01:10:12,279 --> 01:10:16,800
because of people involved in the story. But I'll tell it after the but

1062
01:10:17,039 --> 01:10:21,800
for screenwriting and stuff, because I
do want to write a series and I

1063
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:26,399
want to base it on stuff we're
doing here that I'm gonna that I am

1064
01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:30,279
going to do here that I'll probably
launch in September. It will be another

1065
01:10:30,319 --> 01:10:33,399
podcast, and from that I'd like
to turn it into well we Uh.

1066
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:38,439
I had a idea for a series
called and this is actually part of my

1067
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:41,880
life. They call it Doug makes
Seven. And I had moved in with

1068
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:45,000
my best friend and his wife when
they had two kids three on the way.

1069
01:10:45,079 --> 01:10:46,520
They bought a big house, MA
sure for rooms. I move in

1070
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:50,199
with them and they had four five, six and I was seven, So

1071
01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:54,319
Doug makes seven so it was kind
of a full house. Yeah, kind

1072
01:10:54,359 --> 01:10:57,600
of a serious idea of comedy.
But you know what if this part was

1073
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:03,199
a drunk and ill to do is
change it to that I'm a I'm a

1074
01:11:03,239 --> 01:11:06,800
podcaster and trying to get my life
going. Yeah, and get this instead

1075
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:11,640
of being a spinwriter. Yes,
I'm trying to be podcaster. You make

1076
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:15,800
the father respectable. I'm not respectable, and my buddy did. He was

1077
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,359
a hard worker, but a fireman
or something, you know, and they

1078
01:11:18,359 --> 01:11:23,119
were always grateful for me being around, having an extra set of hands.

1079
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:25,479
And you have two kids? How
hard was it with you and her wife?

1080
01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:28,520
You have four? You have three. I'm sorry, so they have

1081
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,920
an extra set of hands. We
do. I saw you pissing out of

1082
01:11:31,319 --> 01:11:34,960
throwing your cranks through the fence for
how much closer can we get unless I

1083
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:42,199
hold it? Wilbur doing it again? Wilbur. No, But I love

1084
01:11:42,239 --> 01:11:46,079
this idea because that's it almost sounds
like like a Tyler Perry. I could

1085
01:11:46,079 --> 01:11:50,079
see him, you know what I
mean. But I like that as a

1086
01:11:50,159 --> 01:11:53,960
premise one location, because you know
what it is. It's like, do

1087
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:59,840
you remember my three sons, Charlie
ye, going off to the strip club.

1088
01:12:00,279 --> 01:12:01,520
But I would get home at the
strip club about two two thirty in

1089
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,840
the morning, and then if one
of the kids were awake when they're bad

1090
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:06,960
or yea, and we walked around. I was right there, and then

1091
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,319
I was up till six and Mike
always liked that there was always somebody up

1092
01:12:11,359 --> 01:12:13,840
with a kid. Yeah, there
was always a man in the house.

1093
01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:16,760
Yeah, because it was off of
Do we have a new up closer to

1094
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:19,199
the city, So do you feel
safe for the wife and kids? Wait

1095
01:12:19,239 --> 01:12:21,920
a second, this is true?
Yeah? Wait I thought this was a

1096
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:27,720
whole fucking premise. You actually lived
with people? Yeah, what the fucking

1097
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:31,000
on? Wait for real? Yeah, I was just talking to my knees

1098
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:34,960
my buddy's daughter for like forty five
minutes the other day. She's in Austin.

1099
01:12:35,079 --> 01:12:39,880
Yeah. She had two girls,
son and then another son. So

1100
01:12:40,079 --> 01:12:45,600
you lived in your buddy's house yeah, a room with his wife. Yeah,

1101
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:49,159
and their kids. Yeah. And
the wife was cool with you.

1102
01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:54,279
She made sure there was enough room
to move into the house, and they

1103
01:12:54,319 --> 01:12:57,880
moved in. I moved in the
day you moved in. They they moved

1104
01:12:57,880 --> 01:12:59,640
in. You moved in. Yeah, so you all moved in at the

1105
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,199
same time. Yeah, holy shit, this no, this is like,

1106
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:05,239
this is bizarre because I don't know
many people, so this had to be

1107
01:13:05,279 --> 01:13:09,680
a this is a good friend,
oh yeah, my best friend. Yeah,

1108
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:15,560
So okay, how and the wife
was cool. Yeah, and did

1109
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:16,680
you cross path? I mean,
like, here's what I'm saying, Here's

1110
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:20,279
why I'm asking every now and then, but not no. But what I'm

1111
01:13:20,279 --> 01:13:24,680
saying is like I don't even mean
that. I'm just saying, like,

1112
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:29,520
Okay, you just sometimes you think
you're home alone or you're in a hurry

1113
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:31,640
in the morning and you just run
across the hall naked and grab whatever you

1114
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,479
needed for the shallow. Oh they
had their master bass okay, okay,

1115
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:38,079
okay, had one. There was
another one downstairs. It was a big

1116
01:13:38,119 --> 01:13:41,199
house. Yeah. So and we're
all on different timelines, so we were

1117
01:13:41,239 --> 01:13:45,039
never stepping on each other's. Yeah, I know what happens if you were

1118
01:13:45,239 --> 01:13:48,640
started dating somebody, you had to
go there. They had a basement,

1119
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:51,039
You had a basement, You had
a basement room. Well, I had

1120
01:13:51,039 --> 01:13:54,520
a room upstairs. We had a
basement with a couch on it, so

1121
01:13:55,399 --> 01:13:58,159
you know, everybody was asleep.
Just sneak him downstairs. It's like you're

1122
01:13:58,239 --> 01:14:03,600
sixteen different than your parents being then. I would be uh twenty six to

1123
01:14:04,399 --> 01:14:08,079
thirties when I moved to California.
All right, See that would be weird

1124
01:14:08,119 --> 01:14:10,920
for me though, to be living
in my I couldn't do it. I

1125
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:15,920
don't think I could end up that
end up happit. But you know what,

1126
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:19,439
I had a roommate who then who
then started dating a woman and they

1127
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:23,600
got engaged in their kids. They'd
alternate kids and stuff. They'd always be

1128
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:26,039
in the house. I was like, actually, they kind of overtook the

1129
01:14:26,119 --> 01:14:29,680
house and I had I no problems, but we were never I was never

1130
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,560
around them and stuff. But I
mean they were always around, all right.

1131
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,199
Yeah. They lived in Genoco.
Yeah, and I had moved to

1132
01:14:34,239 --> 01:14:39,199
Gennaco. There's an apartment open.
I could see my best friend as kids.

1133
01:14:39,359 --> 01:14:43,520
They loved Uncle Dougie, and look
at this, that's like a really

1134
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,720
good friend. And how are your
parents? Would you like living? I

1135
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:48,279
think everybody was kind of like,
when you gonna get your own place,

1136
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:55,119
why lay in the basement? I
could play ping pong with them anytime,

1137
01:14:55,119 --> 01:15:00,039
I watching sports, hanging out?
Why do I any may buy this?

1138
01:15:00,199 --> 01:15:01,720
Whatever? You know? And then
I moved and then when I moved back

1139
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:04,840
to make the movie, I lived
there and then I found my own place.

1140
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:08,920
I feel like I'm a weird though, because there would be no way

1141
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:12,439
I could be. It was the
norm. I guess but you hear about

1142
01:15:12,439 --> 01:15:15,279
friends. No, but divorcing and
having moving with friends, Yeah happen to

1143
01:15:15,319 --> 01:15:19,640
me, you know, Yeah,
yes, but I mean I I guess

1144
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:24,760
in my head, I couldn't do
it. I couldn't do it, certainly,

1145
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:28,399
not now. But I couldn't do
it. I would feel too awkward.

1146
01:15:28,439 --> 01:15:30,199
I need my own space. I
would feel like I'm a child in

1147
01:15:30,279 --> 01:15:32,800
somebody's house who's not my parents.
I don't know, it would be weird.

1148
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:35,159
It's in my fucked up head,
Doug. I'm just saying sorry,

1149
01:15:35,359 --> 01:15:41,159
but you've been really cool, Like
you'd be cool I could. I would

1150
01:15:41,159 --> 01:15:45,079
have liked you moving. And yeah, my big thing I was making family

1151
01:15:45,119 --> 01:15:48,119
meals, you know, whenever we
could all get together. That was cool.

1152
01:15:48,399 --> 01:15:54,119
Yeah, you know you seem like
you like you would you like family?

1153
01:15:54,159 --> 01:15:56,840
Why didn't you ever? Can I
get really personal? I just never

1154
01:15:56,880 --> 01:16:00,199
found the right girl. What does
that mean? I just didn't want to

1155
01:16:00,239 --> 01:16:01,520
have kids. They have kids and
I didn't. Yeah, but you were

1156
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:05,079
settled long and yeah, I mean
I think that I think one of my

1157
01:16:05,159 --> 01:16:12,119
age group that could have kids.
Hello, everybody of Shale you shut down,

1158
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,960
did you? But I mean there
had to be women that you were

1159
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:19,479
that were your age, did you
have long term relationships? No, not

1160
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:24,319
really anything that lasted three years,
two years, two years, two years.

1161
01:16:24,319 --> 01:16:27,159
And she was older and they had
all her kids. Okay, and

1162
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:31,760
she was older too, go figure, she had all her kids. But

1163
01:16:32,399 --> 01:16:38,000
so, but and then prior to
that, in your in your twenties,

1164
01:16:38,039 --> 01:16:41,079
were you always shooting old? No? I had. I had a girlfriend

1165
01:16:41,119 --> 01:16:45,119
when I was twenty one that I
really liked that ended up going astray and

1166
01:16:45,159 --> 01:16:49,359
I thought that was a one.
And then years later I reconnected with her.

1167
01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:54,399
She she lived in another state,
but she didn't want to to meet

1168
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:57,439
her, get together anything, to
see if the sparks were still there.

1169
01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:00,439
Yeah. Right, So and then
there was it, how do you approach

1170
01:17:00,479 --> 01:17:01,560
that? Do you write up like, do you say, i'd like to

1171
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:06,199
see you found her on social media? I'm yeah, something like that.

1172
01:17:06,319 --> 01:17:13,079
I looked up. I said her
name and the stay she was in,

1173
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:18,319
and it came up that she was
working for because with the name, and

1174
01:17:18,359 --> 01:17:20,560
I called the number. Yeah,
and I said is this so? And

1175
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:24,399
so she goes yeah, and I
go, I'm Doug Phelps and she goes,

1176
01:17:24,399 --> 01:17:27,399
oh my god, I was just
thinking about you. Wow. Okay,

1177
01:17:27,399 --> 01:17:29,720
So right, there a great time. Bang, you're right done.

1178
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,239
But no, so she's the one
that got away. Yeah I thought so.

1179
01:17:32,479 --> 01:17:36,760
Yeah, And then after that,
nothing, nothing that really clicked,

1180
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:41,119
the wedding bills or anything like this. So I'm still I would settle down.

1181
01:17:41,159 --> 01:17:43,479
I mean, I might get married. I just don't know anymore.

1182
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:47,119
And working in a strip club wasn't
really the best, but I mean it

1183
01:17:47,159 --> 01:17:51,039
was making money. But right,
you know, your hours were different.

1184
01:17:51,439 --> 01:17:55,479
We're out most of the nights that
you would go out, you were probably

1185
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:58,720
working, Like Friday Saturday were probably
your bigger nights. Yeah. I wasn't

1186
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,800
going out then, I was working
in the right, That's what I mean.

1187
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:04,439
So yeah, I mean I joke. Now there's like five married women

1188
01:18:04,479 --> 01:18:10,560
waiting for their husbands to Dade to
scow me up because you're gonna need comedy

1189
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:13,239
something. Well, I mean,
like you're you're gonna tell you what.

1190
01:18:13,319 --> 01:18:15,239
I have met women that I thought
clicked. I clicked with them. I

1191
01:18:15,319 --> 01:18:19,359
locked them right off the bat,
like I guess, I'm, uh,

1192
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:24,119
lightning hits yeah, but I don't
think it hits back all the time.

1193
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:28,159
So okay, if you know you're
not clicking with somebody, it's not gonna

1194
01:18:28,159 --> 01:18:30,279
work. No, no, I
got you. You know, yeah you

1195
01:18:30,279 --> 01:18:31,840
don't. And I'm working in bars
too, and then people perceive you as

1196
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:36,000
your yeah playboy or yeah you know
you got women on the side. That's

1197
01:18:36,119 --> 01:18:42,720
right, right, right, baby. Everybody knows Douggie Fresh. Everybody wants

1198
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,880
a piece of Dougie Fresh. Nobody's
sleeping with Duggy Fresh. You know what

1199
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:50,800
I'm saying. Oh, I gotta
take my cat out and put it through

1200
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:56,760
a friend. But wait, you
because like I see you do on social

1201
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:59,039
media, you do a lot of
stuff with your nephew. Yeah, like

1202
01:18:59,079 --> 01:19:00,399
I think you would love to You'd
be a great dad, you'd love to

1203
01:19:00,439 --> 01:19:03,760
have kids. I was doing a
trick yesterday, the quarter trick out of

1204
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:10,279
the ear for a buddy of mine
who's uh eighty five. I found a

1205
01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:17,520
touchy roll. I found a worthy
this little guy. Oh it's a cute

1206
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:23,359
kid. Yeah. So they're sponsoring
a hold in his name problem. They

1207
01:19:23,399 --> 01:19:28,079
started before he was born, and
I eat your news. Yeah so no

1208
01:19:28,279 --> 01:19:30,239
kids love me. Yeah, it's
us when they get over twenty one that

1209
01:19:30,359 --> 01:19:33,840
they're paint the ass, you know. Oh yeah, I know. So

1210
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:38,359
I don't know somebody someday, you
know, all right, I believe I

1211
01:19:38,359 --> 01:19:42,000
mean, I gotta hope. Would
you like to meet someone through the podcast?

1212
01:19:42,359 --> 01:19:45,600
Oh, sure, ladies, you
want a shot A Doug here is

1213
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:49,840
okay, But he's fun He's funny, he's a gentleman, knows his way

1214
01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:54,960
around the car, he knows.
Yes, but joke Joe. I think

1215
01:19:55,319 --> 01:19:59,079
I think Doug probably knows. That's
one thing people always say. Girls like

1216
01:19:59,079 --> 01:20:00,880
a guy that's funny. Yeah,
I'm the funniest motherfucker I know. For

1217
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:03,520
years, I never get you know
now I can't. You know what?

1218
01:20:04,159 --> 01:20:06,760
Okay? I was working in the
blue a couple of years, and that

1219
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:11,319
was kind of a lot of flings. Let's put that. Yeah, but

1220
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:15,680
I think they got too serious,
right. Well, there was no human

1221
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:20,760
resources when he brought that. No, but I remember a girl wanted to

1222
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:27,439
sleep with me if I did the
if I put the Oh, I you

1223
01:20:27,439 --> 01:20:30,199
gotta say it now, because at
the end of the night, you gotta

1224
01:20:30,239 --> 01:20:32,199
put all the bottles back and the
empty bottles in the cases and organized.

1225
01:20:32,239 --> 01:20:34,479
Because you do that naked, I'll
fuck you in the office. Well,

1226
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:42,880
I had my work boot and did
she Yeah? First on the pool table

1227
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,159
and then yeah in the office four
four or five in the morning. Wow,

1228
01:20:45,399 --> 01:20:49,840
I forgot about that memory. That
was a great memory the materialized.

1229
01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:55,840
No sexual rats for there never materialized
that for that though, how long ago?

1230
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,439
Three times? You don't know,
fifteen years ago, all right,

1231
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:00,760
because I was gonna say, there's
where now you have cameras. No cameras,

1232
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:03,840
right, I mean that's the thing, lights off, shades down,

1233
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:10,640
that's kind of there. Again,
there's so many stories you should get borro

1234
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,720
owners. I mean, that's a
great borro owner. But I mean like

1235
01:21:13,119 --> 01:21:16,840
twenty years ago. Yeah, I
always think too, like to your point.

1236
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:21,359
Now, this is where I think
dating apps are kind of and I'm

1237
01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:28,039
just purely speculation here, but I
would go, you're better off meeting somebody

1238
01:21:28,039 --> 01:21:30,920
out in the so called wild than
you are on a dating app. Because

1239
01:21:31,279 --> 01:21:36,039
let's say you go on a dating
app and the women see you and they

1240
01:21:36,079 --> 01:21:42,960
go and it's like, it's great
for one guy who all the chicks are

1241
01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:45,119
trying to get. But then they
get to know Doug and they go,

1242
01:21:45,119 --> 01:21:49,039
oh, he is handsome, and
he does he's funny. Oh but he's

1243
01:21:49,079 --> 01:21:53,399
also sweet and he's got a soft
side, and he talks about his parents

1244
01:21:53,399 --> 01:21:55,760
and I have the same family values. No, but what I'm saying,

1245
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:59,640
is that's not shit you're finding on
on a dating app. You've got it,

1246
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:04,000
You've got and I think if you're
making your choices, a lot of

1247
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,960
times people go, oh, it's
never worked for me. Yeah, it's

1248
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:10,640
never worked for you because you're all
going for the same fucking douche back with

1249
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:13,640
the shiny hair, the slick back
here, and but he's not funny.

1250
01:22:14,359 --> 01:22:16,720
He's a total tool, like my
car. Yeah, dude, whatever,

1251
01:22:17,159 --> 01:22:23,840
But that's where I go. Dating
apps. I think do a disservice for

1252
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:28,399
guys. That's what I think.
No, maybe it works both ways,

1253
01:22:28,439 --> 01:22:30,039
and I don't know. I'm gonna
say no, and I'll say why.

1254
01:22:30,359 --> 01:22:35,800
I think most guys if I think
if most guys want to get laid,

1255
01:22:36,399 --> 01:22:40,560
the lower standards. No, I
understand that, but I was saying,

1256
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,000
I think most guys would lower their
standards if they thought there was a certain

1257
01:22:44,039 --> 01:22:47,720
thing and they're not so into women
are more into I want somebody who's funny.

1258
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:53,119
I want this. I want that. You're all at That's what I'm

1259
01:22:53,119 --> 01:22:57,159
saying. And you're strong too.
You're a former wrestler. Oh damn,

1260
01:22:57,159 --> 01:23:00,640
it's right, you get trouble.
I don't know. Maybe because I've been

1261
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:03,119
working in bars for so long,
and there's this perception and yeah, you

1262
01:23:03,159 --> 01:23:06,239
know, you know your way around
a cock tail, and I think that's

1263
01:23:06,239 --> 01:23:15,359
all absolutely And a fence, all
right, we'll take them away. I'm

1264
01:23:15,399 --> 01:23:17,920
not letting that go tonight. Next
week, I won't bring it up.

1265
01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:23,479
But you fence jokes, Yeah,
we're breaking all that. So damn funny

1266
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:26,640
because all I said was I've had
to go through stick it through the fence.

1267
01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:30,880
And I go on the rocks and
I'm like, why would you even

1268
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:33,279
tell this story? I don't fuck
why would you? Why did you say

1269
01:23:33,319 --> 01:23:35,239
I had to go outside and take
a peep. But Bill says, no,

1270
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:40,479
I had to go outside and put
my cock through the fence. The

1271
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:45,319
fence. I did not say.
You said put it through the fence.

1272
01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:48,479
I said put it through. Maybe
I'm a living thing, okay, but

1273
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:53,000
you still said put it through.
Put it. Wow. I'm just like,

1274
01:23:53,079 --> 01:23:59,399
I lean up against the fence and
this bowl running through a China store.

1275
01:23:59,439 --> 01:24:02,479
I gotta get out of my way. That broke the fence. And

1276
01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:08,960
now, ladies, all right,
Victor Chrysler Totchy bram Root ninety six and

1277
01:24:09,039 --> 01:24:13,479
Victor, if you're looking for something, that has towing capacity. Yeah,

1278
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,560
great towing about You will find it
out there, you know, Victor Chrysler,

1279
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:20,479
do something in the back of a
truck to me, I'll tell you

1280
01:24:20,479 --> 01:24:24,720
what inside and out. How about
the wagon ear I's got that third row

1281
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:29,359
seating right, so when it comes
you're driving Uncle Douggie around there you go.

1282
01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:33,079
It even has navigation system for the
passenger to run, so that way

1283
01:24:33,079 --> 01:24:36,880
the driver can do what pay attention
to the road for crying out loud,

1284
01:24:38,079 --> 01:24:41,520
put the emphasis where it needs to
be on the road. That's what we

1285
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:45,560
used to Now driving is what we
do while we check our email, check

1286
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:50,199
Facebook, maybe Instagram, I don't
know, but let's right, Victor Chrysler,

1287
01:24:50,279 --> 01:24:54,720
Dodgy Bram check them out online at
Victor c DJR dot com. They're

1288
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:58,640
on Root ninety six in Victor and
they're gonna treat you well. I have

1289
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:03,840
never seen a staff that has just
been I never saw a staff go through

1290
01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:09,520
offense either but go ahead or drive
a Dodge Ram. I've never seen a

1291
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:17,319
staff that could take and polish a
ram. And then it's a stick shift.

1292
01:25:17,359 --> 01:25:24,760
Well was a gay masturbating? No, No, it was driving.

1293
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:30,680
We're gonna edit this too, right, We're gonna let fly six and Victors

1294
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:36,479
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1295
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1296
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1297
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1298
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Irish Pub the happiest place in Fairport, or maybe Flower City Brewers Fest is

1310
01:26:42,279 --> 01:26:45,680
literally around the corner, Like you
peak far enough you can see it.

1311
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:48,000
It's Friday, August eighteenth, and
it's hosted by our friends at roar Bock

1312
01:26:48,039 --> 01:26:53,520
Brewing Company, Rochester's original craft brewery. There's a couple of cool things that

1313
01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:57,279
are gonna be going on at Flower
City Brews Fest, having a steinholding competition.

1314
01:26:57,319 --> 01:27:00,159
You know, October Fest is a
little further around the corner. I

1315
01:27:00,199 --> 01:27:01,800
don't like talking about October and August, but I mean really, it is

1316
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:05,960
coming up pretty quickly, and Robot
Brewing Company is going to serve as a

1317
01:27:06,039 --> 01:27:12,680
qualifying location for the October Fest steinholding
competition. Do you know how you would

1318
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:15,279
even do in a steinholding competition?
Well, you can find out if you

1319
01:27:15,319 --> 01:27:19,199
go to Flower City Brewers Fest on
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1320
01:27:19,199 --> 01:27:25,279
have a steinholding section where you can
test out your steinholding skills and sign up

1321
01:27:25,279 --> 01:27:28,800
to participate in the qualifiers. Here's
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1322
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breweries have been added, Brazen Brewing, Dublin Corners, Iron Tug, Skinny,

1323
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Atlas Brewing, and something new to
Flower City brew Fest this year,

1324
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vendor row that will include ten to
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1325
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Flower City Brewers Fest. Most died
by a Roarbock Brewing Company, Rochester's original

1329
01:28:02,159 --> 01:28:26,800
craft brewery to the A. Jimmy
Buffett, Timmy Cup Chalice. Dude,

1330
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:29,920
he's not touring anywhere right now.
I don't think. I don't know,

1331
01:28:30,439 --> 01:28:36,720
unfortunately, Yeah, that is probably
I would think. Yeah, he's he's

1332
01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:41,640
another guy at the bar down on
Broadway and Nashville, Margaretville. Yep.

1333
01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:45,000
Yeah, Well he's made a ship
kind of money off. I think he's

1334
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:48,199
a part owner of the Miami Dolphins. Maybe. Yeah, that's why it

1335
01:28:48,279 --> 01:28:54,000
was land Shark Stadium for a while
for Yeah, yeah, the sea there.

1336
01:28:55,039 --> 01:28:58,199
He's got a new song called Mike
Gummy just kicked him, but I

1337
01:28:58,239 --> 01:29:01,159
can't find it mine. Yeah,
he goes, Yeah, it's just really

1338
01:29:01,159 --> 01:29:04,520
even on YouTube. Nothing I couldn't
find it. It's called My Gummy just

1339
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:09,159
kicked in him. It's Jimmy Buffett
new song. And it made me laugh

1340
01:29:09,199 --> 01:29:12,520
because I go, I get that. Yeah, I kind of like that.

1341
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:16,239
I get that for sure. I
did see today and I didn't know

1342
01:29:16,279 --> 01:29:21,199
what this exactly was, and I'm
not sure I still understand completely. But

1343
01:29:21,239 --> 01:29:25,960
Wayne Brady, who I always thought
was super talented, I think he may

1344
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:29,479
be one of the most talented guys. He actually won an Emmy for The

1345
01:29:29,479 --> 01:29:31,640
Wayne Brady Show, the talk show, variety show or whatever. I think

1346
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:36,039
it's a talk show. Uh,
after he got canceled. I think he

1347
01:29:36,199 --> 01:29:42,560
got canceled and he still wins the
Emmy, and I loved him on whose

1348
01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:45,000
line is it anyway? It's fantastic. Yeah. I thought he was great

1349
01:29:45,039 --> 01:29:48,720
when he did some skits and the
Chappelle's Show. I'm Wayne Brady, bitch.

1350
01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:51,720
Yeah, and then I don't know
way Brady at the Choka Booch and

1351
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:55,479
then I don't know what. Then
he was doing what was it, Uh

1352
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:59,199
some game show? Yeah, he
was doing a deal Let's make a deal,

1353
01:30:00,119 --> 01:30:01,760
And I go that guy, It's
like, he's so talented. I

1354
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:05,880
always feel like, really, I
don't know why I expect expected more.

1355
01:30:06,199 --> 01:30:12,279
But his improv skills funny, very
quick, very quick, phenomenal, funny,

1356
01:30:12,279 --> 01:30:15,279
talented, can sing, does all
this shit. And today he says

1357
01:30:15,319 --> 01:30:17,399
he's pans sexual. He's as kids
and stuff. He goes, but now

1358
01:30:17,399 --> 01:30:21,079
I can finally be me, and
I'm like, I sound like an idiot.

1359
01:30:21,119 --> 01:30:25,039
I don't. I didn't know what
pan sexuality. I didn't know what

1360
01:30:25,039 --> 01:30:27,159
that was. Okay, did you
look it up? No? I had

1361
01:30:27,159 --> 01:30:29,439
somebody telling me about a year ago. Somebody told me what it meant.

1362
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:31,560
They told you what they were pan
sexual, and they told me that they're

1363
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:35,720
attracted to some Whether there's their spirit
is a man woman, doesn't matter according

1364
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:39,479
to them. Wait, just the
spirit. Yeah, they're the spirit,

1365
01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:44,079
their personality, their magnetism. Okay, that's Jesus right. It loves everybody.

1366
01:30:44,239 --> 01:30:45,600
Yeah he's a pan sexual. No, he doesn't. He want to

1367
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:47,840
have a relationships. He doesn't want
to have a relationships. They have sex

1368
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:51,800
with them. Yeah, that's person
It's a fancy way of saying you're bisexual

1369
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:55,159
or gay is what it is.
We like to get these all these like

1370
01:30:55,319 --> 01:30:58,960
great terms and stuff, but they'll
just say you're gay or you're bisexual.

1371
01:30:59,239 --> 01:31:01,680
It's Okay, okay, think of
all the words that have been canceled nowadays,

1372
01:31:01,720 --> 01:31:04,479
like not canceled. I don't what's
that. There's a list of forty

1373
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:11,199
eight words to describe your sexuality.
Forty eight forty eight words. Okay,

1374
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:15,800
forty seven terms to describe sexual attraction, behavior, and orientation. Okay,

1375
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:19,640
did you I go through them?
Yeah, go ahead. Give me one

1376
01:31:20,119 --> 01:31:30,359
aliosexual alio sexual a word in category
describing those experienced sexual attraction. Two alio

1377
01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:36,000
sexism, oh, aliens, androsexual
asexual. Well, a sexual sexually means

1378
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:41,760
you're just there's nothing nothing, You're
a romantic. A romantic orientation describes people

1379
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:46,279
who experience little or no romantic attraction. Oh that's you, regardless of sex.

1380
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:50,840
Huh, I'm very I am very
romantic. Well, i've seen here.

1381
01:31:50,920 --> 01:31:57,039
Pan sexual Yeah, I think romantic
or emotional attraction towards people of all

1382
01:31:57,079 --> 01:32:00,319
genders, regardless of their sex or
gender identity. Auto sexual a person who

1383
01:32:00,359 --> 01:32:03,479
is sexually attracted to themselves. Yeah, baby, look at me in the

1384
01:32:03,479 --> 01:32:09,640
mirror. That's bad speaking. Excuse
me, honey, you're not getting me

1385
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:15,520
off. Curious bisexual, buy your
dinner. Romantic closeted closets of the state

1386
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:18,560
of being in the closet. Yeah, all right, so these are all

1387
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:21,479
terms. But we have all these
terms, and then there's words that we

1388
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:28,000
shouldn't say anymore. I think gay
for a lot of people was deemed defensive

1389
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:31,520
for the well, like there was
a slang term that people would use.

1390
01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:36,520
That's so gay was upset. But
then there was also the the F word,

1391
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:41,239
not not fuck, but the other
that people will get very upset over

1392
01:32:41,279 --> 01:32:48,479
that. And yet, and yet
we still call that white tank top that

1393
01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:53,960
men wear a wife beter. We
still call it a wife beeter. Why

1394
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:58,039
is that all right? I brought
this up to you a few weeks ago

1395
01:32:58,039 --> 01:33:00,800
after we were done that one.
I don't understand. Okay, do you

1396
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:03,600
did? Maybe that's where it stuck
in my head. I don't fact,

1397
01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:05,680
didn't they change the last month I
was here, I'm like, oh,

1398
01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:10,039
they have this word, that word, but a wife Okay, okay,

1399
01:33:10,159 --> 01:33:13,239
didn't they change? Mister Clean?
They dressed him up into a white shirt

1400
01:33:13,279 --> 01:33:15,520
because he used to wear what they
called the wife beater, so they said,

1401
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:17,439
all we gotta clean up his image, so they put him in a

1402
01:33:17,439 --> 01:33:20,960
white T shirt. I mean,
come on, clean, mister Clean,

1403
01:33:21,039 --> 01:33:26,520
Well, apparently not he barably goes
home. And what is the right term

1404
01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:30,680
for that undershirt? Yeah, it's
usually an under shirt shirt, muscle shirt,

1405
01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:33,279
muscle shirt. Yeah, suns out, guns out shirt, wife beater

1406
01:33:33,399 --> 01:33:38,720
man because they watched Thosettle Italian movies
with the guy with the wear is an

1407
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:45,199
umbrella that covers everything in the lbgt
QIA that's still on here. Queer as

1408
01:33:45,199 --> 01:33:48,359
an umbrella, queer queer cover that
used to be an insult too. Now

1409
01:33:48,359 --> 01:33:50,760
of a sudden, it's like it's
being brought back. It's like some type

1410
01:33:50,760 --> 01:33:55,960
of like a badge of being weird. Yeah, that's another meaning, just

1411
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:59,199
like gay is another word for happy
too. Yes, all right, Well

1412
01:33:59,239 --> 01:34:04,039
I I didn't know. I you
know, earlier we were talking about I

1413
01:34:04,079 --> 01:34:06,279
guess it. Can they say this, I guess I can. We're talking

1414
01:34:06,319 --> 01:34:09,800
about the speech we are in America. No, no, no, it's

1415
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:15,239
sapio sexual. It's somebody that describes
experience attraction based on intelligence rather than sex

1416
01:34:15,319 --> 01:34:17,720
or jen. Yeah. So if
they think you're a smart person's right,

1417
01:34:18,319 --> 01:34:23,680
you would be called sapio sexual.
Sapio sexual. These are all creative ways.

1418
01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:28,439
I just I just like smart people. I'm a sapio sexual. What's

1419
01:34:28,439 --> 01:34:32,119
your IQ. Yeah, I'm a
sapio sexual to women. Do you mean

1420
01:34:32,279 --> 01:34:34,479
like smart chicks? I don't want
to date a dumb ass? I did.

1421
01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:39,840
I was married to one once.
This is sexual security sexual it's guys

1422
01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:45,439
that like debating women. They have
so security that hey, Doug Felts pictures

1423
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:50,079
right there right, all smiles.
No, there was were you. I

1424
01:34:50,319 --> 01:34:55,319
lent somebody a book. There was
a woman who wanted to get into comedy

1425
01:34:55,319 --> 01:34:58,079
and I had this book about joke
writing or whatever, and it would just

1426
01:34:58,159 --> 01:35:00,119
kind of give you some tips and
stuff. And she said, can I

1427
01:35:00,199 --> 01:35:02,640
borrow it? And I said yeah, But I liked the book back because

1428
01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:06,359
it also had screenwriting tips in there, and I wanted to get through all

1429
01:35:06,399 --> 01:35:13,279
that stuff. And this woman happened
to be the leader of a church.

1430
01:35:13,840 --> 01:35:18,239
She was the pastor of a church. And her husband, I don't know

1431
01:35:18,279 --> 01:35:23,720
if he's alive anymore or not.
He was a doctor. And they had

1432
01:35:24,079 --> 01:35:29,239
they had a nice house and they
had an indoor pool and they would invite

1433
01:35:29,479 --> 01:35:32,079
us and we had at the time
was before my youngest son was born.

1434
01:35:32,079 --> 01:35:34,800
It was just the two older guys
and they would go over there. They

1435
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:40,640
had a game room with like a
pool, a ping pong, a pinball

1436
01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:44,359
machine, an actual pinball machine.
I think they had a pool table,

1437
01:35:45,319 --> 01:35:46,479
ping pong table, whole thing.
It was like, you know, and

1438
01:35:46,479 --> 01:35:49,399
it was this older how I would
say, like an eighties style house,

1439
01:35:49,439 --> 01:35:53,960
but it was big, sprawling house, big sprawling house, and there was

1440
01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:57,600
something about these people that I just
found very very strange all the time.

1441
01:35:58,039 --> 01:36:00,640
And we would go over once in
a while for dinner and one would just

1442
01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:03,680
be us and then the kids would
go play. And then one time,

1443
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:11,119
you know, but this, well
I hadn't to for a long time,

1444
01:36:11,239 --> 01:36:12,920
so you told, you told our
friend, and he's like, bro,

1445
01:36:13,039 --> 01:36:15,880
I can't tell. Yet he kept
his secret. I can't tell, you

1446
01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:17,640
know, so I think, like
I can't. So I didn't want to

1447
01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:23,479
say anything because one this was someone
who was somewhat at the time prominent in

1448
01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:28,279
the community. And I was on
a pretty well known radio station, so

1449
01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:32,359
but this person was fairly known in
the community. And all of a sudden,

1450
01:36:32,359 --> 01:36:36,079
it's like the kids are off plan
and it's just me and my wife

1451
01:36:36,079 --> 01:36:42,840
at the time and that couple and
they're in and they start dancing like slow

1452
01:36:42,920 --> 01:36:47,520
dancing in the kitchen, and uh, you see him in his hands are

1453
01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:51,319
sliding down her ass and all this. I'm like, this is this isn't

1454
01:36:51,319 --> 01:36:55,520
cool for me. I go,
this is there's something inside me that's just

1455
01:36:55,560 --> 01:37:00,359
going a tag out there. I
go, bring your phone. I go,

1456
01:37:00,479 --> 01:37:04,319
this just saint. This just is
not fucking cool. And I don't

1457
01:37:04,319 --> 01:37:08,479
know why there was I just had
like you know, you ever have those

1458
01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:11,920
like alarms go off or I don't
know what it is, sixth sense where

1459
01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:15,439
it's like get out and I and
the Holy Spirit. It would always be.

1460
01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:19,520
I was told I was weird about
stuff because I had been molested in

1461
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:24,560
all this, and I was like, yeah, man, it's just something

1462
01:37:24,720 --> 01:37:29,640
is not adding up. And then
uh, I went down to check on

1463
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:31,840
the kids or something. And I
come back up and now like the husband

1464
01:37:31,960 --> 01:37:34,479
is kind of standing at the top
of the stairs like yeah, they're good,

1465
01:37:34,479 --> 01:37:36,840
they're good, and he goes,
let me go see the kids do.

1466
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:41,479
So now we're both down there.
And then I come upstairs and I'm

1467
01:37:41,520 --> 01:37:44,079
like, and your wife and his
wife are alone? Yeah, And I

1468
01:37:44,119 --> 01:37:47,199
go, So I come up and
I go where are they? And he's

1469
01:37:47,239 --> 01:37:50,000
like, oh, no, they're
fine, they're fine. And he had

1470
01:37:50,039 --> 01:37:54,720
like this big built in fish tank
in the pool and he had a sauna,

1471
01:37:54,720 --> 01:37:57,880
and I'm like, what the fuck
is And all of a sudden,

1472
01:37:58,399 --> 01:38:04,319
my wife comes but stick through.
We gotta go now fucking mass Carol running.

1473
01:38:04,359 --> 01:38:08,640
She's cried, you gotta go Now, I go, what happened?

1474
01:38:09,079 --> 01:38:11,640
I'll tell you the car, get
the fuck out of here, get the

1475
01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:15,079
kids, I'll eat there, Get
the fuck get the fuck out. And

1476
01:38:15,119 --> 01:38:18,960
I'm like, what happened? She
was propositioned, propositioned. I think this

1477
01:38:19,119 --> 01:38:24,239
chick like grabbed her pinder against the
wall and tried to put her hands up

1478
01:38:24,239 --> 01:38:28,079
her shirt or something. And my
wife was not expecting any of this,

1479
01:38:28,319 --> 01:38:32,119
like its completely naive. And then
oh yeah, and so I like was

1480
01:38:32,199 --> 01:38:35,479
all upset and like stormed off.
And so the woman comes down. She's

1481
01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:39,159
like, oh, I goes there, she goes. No things just and

1482
01:38:39,399 --> 01:38:42,199
no one says anything. I have
no idea what's going I have no idea.

1483
01:38:42,520 --> 01:38:45,000
Now I gotta get like a four
year old in the five year old

1484
01:38:45,319 --> 01:38:48,079
try to pick them up and wrestle
them into this. I's like, yeah,

1485
01:38:48,319 --> 01:38:50,880
so I'm putting ever into the car
seats and shit. And I get

1486
01:38:50,920 --> 01:38:54,800
in the car and I go,
what happened? I do not want to

1487
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:58,319
hear I told you I go.
I never say I told you, yes,

1488
01:38:58,399 --> 01:39:01,920
you do in your own way,
you do. Oh, you're already

1489
01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:05,479
in trouble, you haven't. But
why do people get married? I'm like,

1490
01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:08,840
if this is what they can't tell
me up in the altar, I

1491
01:39:08,920 --> 01:39:18,000
might as well just take my dick
to defend. I don't want to get

1492
01:39:18,039 --> 01:39:21,159
married. They why don't she get
married? Because the stories like this,

1493
01:39:21,560 --> 01:39:25,840
I'm like, don't you want to
fall and have kids? No, you're

1494
01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:29,800
in trouble. You're make it out
with a neighbor. No, she wasn't

1495
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:32,319
okay, but the woman tried,
and I think my wife like got the

1496
01:39:32,359 --> 01:39:35,399
fuck it like. It was like
completely caught off guard and like had to

1497
01:39:35,479 --> 01:39:39,079
get out of her. And she
said to me, she's like she was

1498
01:39:39,119 --> 01:39:41,920
trying to go. Oh, I
said, I thought she goes. You

1499
01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:45,560
did say this is weird, and
you're she goes. I don't know why.

1500
01:39:45,239 --> 01:39:48,399
I was completely caught off guard.
I'm so I don't know what to

1501
01:39:48,439 --> 01:39:53,159
do. I'm so uncomfortable. I
like the church, I can't we can't

1502
01:39:53,159 --> 01:39:56,720
go back. I wouldn't we gonna
do? And that fucking buck I never

1503
01:39:56,760 --> 01:40:00,119
saw it again because I lead it
to that woman because she would go do

1504
01:40:00,439 --> 01:40:03,800
comedy. She was she didn't care. Yeah, yeah, do you know

1505
01:40:03,840 --> 01:40:08,800
her name? Let's fight her on
Facebook. I met that. I met

1506
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:12,039
her a couple of times because being
a Christian, They're like, oh,

1507
01:40:12,079 --> 01:40:14,920
yeah, you gotta meet this woman. And I came on the show and

1508
01:40:15,039 --> 01:40:17,239
I thought there was something awful with
her when I met her. She came

1509
01:40:17,319 --> 01:40:20,920
on the break room when we did
the break and I've said to our buddygo,

1510
01:40:21,199 --> 01:40:24,720
I think something's off with this chick. Yeah, I think so terrible.

1511
01:40:25,760 --> 01:40:29,319
You noticed that. Yeah's not right. And I hope, my,

1512
01:40:29,319 --> 01:40:33,399
my, my, I hope that
my wife at the time is an upset

1513
01:40:33,439 --> 01:40:38,279
that I told the story now because
she didn't do anything. And I really

1514
01:40:38,279 --> 01:40:43,159
will say was completely taken by surprise
with all this, Like I had no

1515
01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:46,000
just naive to that sort of stuff. I'm pretty innocent, didn't. I

1516
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:50,159
mean, I'm a bit of a
fucking wild man in my days, and

1517
01:40:50,199 --> 01:40:53,399
I could kind of see shit,
well, there was a time and place

1518
01:40:53,439 --> 01:40:55,319
for that. But yeah, no, no, no, that's what I'm

1519
01:40:55,319 --> 01:40:58,239
saying. I don't think she was
and I think she was a little more

1520
01:40:58,279 --> 01:41:01,439
trusting of people. And because they
were always together, they would hang out

1521
01:41:01,439 --> 01:41:03,159
a lot. It felt. It
was like almost like this one was kind

1522
01:41:03,159 --> 01:41:05,880
of a mentor in a way.
Well, they used to take us well,

1523
01:41:05,880 --> 01:41:11,119
I mean they had uh their own
seats at Jeva theaters, so they

1524
01:41:11,119 --> 01:41:14,359
would take us to Jeva Theater.
They would take us tear they were there,

1525
01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:15,960
like we wouldn't get a lot of
them to happen. But if you're

1526
01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:18,760
bringing your kids over, I'd be
like, honey, probably not the best

1527
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:27,680
time to jack her up. I
don't even know tonight. They had a

1528
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:30,439
lot of money for her being a
pastor. Was like, well he was

1529
01:41:30,479 --> 01:41:33,319
a doctor. He was obg y
n. Okay, he wash wow,

1530
01:41:33,359 --> 01:41:36,159
al he's an ob g y n. And here's part of the story that

1531
01:41:36,319 --> 01:41:41,560
I know that I will probably get
in trouble for. But again, I

1532
01:41:41,600 --> 01:41:44,159
will say, at the time,
the woman I was married to, I

1533
01:41:44,199 --> 01:41:47,159
don't believed in anything inappropriate. I
think it was done to her. Yeah,

1534
01:41:47,239 --> 01:41:50,239
yeah, I'm not even just saying
that. She was very loyal,

1535
01:41:50,439 --> 01:41:56,640
fiercely and fiercely loyal. There was
one time when there was a comedy show.

1536
01:41:56,760 --> 01:41:59,079
There's one chick, what to take
a picture of you, It's like,

1537
01:41:59,159 --> 01:42:01,439
get your head off, my husband. I don't think that was exactly

1538
01:42:01,479 --> 01:42:05,439
like that. But the chick said. Something happened because this chick said to

1539
01:42:05,479 --> 01:42:09,920
me, where's your wife? And
I go, she's over there, and

1540
01:42:09,920 --> 01:42:13,560
she goes, I want to do
this, and she turned and fucking kissed

1541
01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,720
me, like on the cheek,
and I was like, all right,

1542
01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:19,399
lady, this you're gonna get me
fucking killed. Do you know I have

1543
01:42:19,479 --> 01:42:24,159
no interest in you, and I
have no interest in dying. I don't

1544
01:42:24,159 --> 01:42:29,760
know. No. Okay, so
I did. But years later we wind

1545
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:33,000
up Jamison's being born. Jamison is
eight years younger than my middle son,

1546
01:42:33,840 --> 01:42:38,840
sort of a sprise. He's thirteen
years old now. He uh so we

1547
01:42:38,920 --> 01:42:44,279
wind up having to go emergency.
We're not sure if there's his Braxton Hicks

1548
01:42:44,359 --> 01:42:47,079
or it's the actual, which is
what they call when you have not false

1549
01:42:47,159 --> 01:42:49,039
late. I don't want to call
them false labor. Basically, I don't

1550
01:42:49,039 --> 01:42:51,800
even know what labor pains are like. But you're not about to give birth

1551
01:42:51,840 --> 01:42:56,279
your It's just it feels like contractions, but they call it it's not,

1552
01:42:57,039 --> 01:43:00,960
so they need to check you.
And the doctor on that day he is

1553
01:43:00,079 --> 01:43:08,600
that cat wow, and she's like, I I go, I get it.

1554
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:12,279
I get it completely I understand,
and then he comes in. He

1555
01:43:12,319 --> 01:43:15,279
goes, wow, wait till I
tell my wife. He comes in and

1556
01:43:15,319 --> 01:43:17,359
he says, hey, are you
And he was nice, he said are

1557
01:43:17,359 --> 01:43:20,880
you comfortable? And I don't remember
if he did or did not. I

1558
01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:27,119
know this that there was no scene. Made my wife at the time very

1559
01:43:27,159 --> 01:43:30,039
cool about everything. Certainly didn't you
know, make anybody uncomfortable. But I

1560
01:43:30,159 --> 01:43:33,880
know she was uncomfortable, but she
didn't know the whole thing. It was

1561
01:43:33,920 --> 01:43:40,279
the weirdest fucking thing I had ever
live. No, No, I think

1562
01:43:40,279 --> 01:43:43,600
we went home and it was like
two days later, correct. I remember

1563
01:43:43,680 --> 01:43:45,399
Jamison was in the nick you for
a while to Jamison was in the nick

1564
01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:49,960
you because Jamison had some trouble.
He was coming out and he had his

1565
01:43:50,119 --> 01:43:54,880
arm like this so over his head. He would hit the pubic bone and

1566
01:43:54,920 --> 01:43:57,800
they couldn't come out. So then
there was some maneuvering done, and then

1567
01:43:57,800 --> 01:44:00,800
there was some it's like eathing.
Yeah, they couldn't get all the fluid

1568
01:44:00,840 --> 01:44:04,000
out of him because when you when
you when the woman gives birth naturally and

1569
01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:08,279
a lot of natural Yeah, he
was it was an after birth, but

1570
01:44:08,399 --> 01:44:12,880
I think was also breathing. There
was some breathing issues. He's fine now.

1571
01:44:12,960 --> 01:44:15,960
But yes, there's a picture of
the two other boys standing around that

1572
01:44:15,359 --> 01:44:19,119
little crib. And ye, yeah, I don't know. I didn't.

1573
01:44:19,199 --> 01:44:23,439
Uh, I didn't sweat that a
whole lot. I just remember. The

1574
01:44:23,479 --> 01:44:26,239
important thing was a kid. Yes, yes, yes, he got he

1575
01:44:26,319 --> 01:44:30,520
was gonna be professional. Yeah,
oh absolutely. The guy. The guy.

1576
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:31,640
I don't. I don't know what
they're playing. I don't know.

1577
01:44:31,640 --> 01:44:34,520
If they were swinger. I have
no fucking idea. I don't know.

1578
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:38,560
Maybe she was paying sexual. I
don't know. I have no idea.

1579
01:44:38,600 --> 01:44:42,159
Maybe they just wanted to experiment.
I could be. It could be that.

1580
01:44:42,319 --> 01:44:46,039
I just I know that I feel
bad for those fish in the aquarium.

1581
01:44:46,119 --> 01:44:49,479
It was a weird dude, man, I remember this. I was

1582
01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:54,079
like, and I think I told
my father and he goes, uh,

1583
01:44:54,119 --> 01:45:03,159
I love this, like all this
shit all my old man like right,

1584
01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:09,000
And then I think that he may
have passed. Oh okay, yeah,

1585
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:11,039
I don't. I don't know.
I don't, I don't. I don't

1586
01:45:11,039 --> 01:45:13,600
know for sure I was during a
threesome or just in general. So she's

1587
01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:18,199
older with money, well she's not
older. She bought probably our age.

1588
01:45:18,279 --> 01:45:23,239
Oh my god, he was older
how much older was he? I don't

1589
01:45:23,239 --> 01:45:26,880
know. I have no idea,
I really don't, but yeah, it

1590
01:45:26,920 --> 01:45:30,960
was. It was just I was
told that, but I don't. I

1591
01:45:30,079 --> 01:45:33,399
never I never even confirmed it.
I didn't look for it. I didn't.

1592
01:45:33,760 --> 01:45:38,399
It's one of those things like you
know what, it's over, well

1593
01:45:38,479 --> 01:45:40,920
enough usually saying that in the Catholic
Church about a priest, they usually move

1594
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:45,880
him. Yes, he passed away, well enough away he moved. How

1595
01:45:45,880 --> 01:45:48,000
about that he's in Dunkirk now,
yeah, I know, right, yeah,

1596
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:50,960
I know he thought the Catholic Church
is bad. Yeah, I know

1597
01:45:51,159 --> 01:45:54,479
right. It was almost like when
you look back, like you were being

1598
01:45:54,479 --> 01:45:58,640
groomed. Oh yeah, in a
way, because they took us to dinners

1599
01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:02,680
and they took us here. I
think we went as their guest to the

1600
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:09,880
Bachelor Gatillian, Ohkill, and I
got in trouble. Okay. The Bachelor

1601
01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:14,600
Cotillion is something that they do at
Okill and it's been going on for years,

1602
01:46:14,640 --> 01:46:16,520
and I had gone for a bunch
of years when I was younger and

1603
01:46:16,560 --> 01:46:19,840
single. You have to get invited, and then this was we went as

1604
01:46:19,920 --> 01:46:23,640
their guest, but they were somebody
else's guest. And then I got in

1605
01:46:23,720 --> 01:46:27,359
trouble and I got a call from
this dude because he was pissed at me

1606
01:46:27,840 --> 01:46:32,600
for talking on the radio because I
happened. But I told this because Tommy

1607
01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:36,760
was like, he was going on
about Okill and what a pack of assholes

1608
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:40,319
o Kill people are. Now I
have friends that are OKILL, and I

1609
01:46:40,399 --> 01:46:43,520
don't think they're pack assholes. I
don't to this day. We have a

1610
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:48,279
couple, yeah that you know that
sponsored the show, and I got married

1611
01:46:48,279 --> 01:46:51,760
at OKAILL, So I never really
agreed with that. But I remember saying

1612
01:46:51,800 --> 01:46:56,319
I was in the bathroom and there
were a bunch of guys standing around and

1613
01:46:56,359 --> 01:46:59,880
there was one black guy and they
kept calling him token and making a joke

1614
01:47:00,119 --> 01:47:02,720
this and that, and I talked
about it on the radio and they fucking

1615
01:47:04,199 --> 01:47:10,479
and they called him to which he
called me and bitched me out, Wow

1616
01:47:10,520 --> 01:47:12,720
could you do this? When I
was like, I was just telling a

1617
01:47:12,720 --> 01:47:15,239
story and how it was sort of
funny in that, I mean, the

1618
01:47:15,279 --> 01:47:19,760
big joke with OKILL was like very
few black members of any that was that

1619
01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:23,880
was sort of the thing. But
I don't know. Yeah, so there

1620
01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:28,359
was this ongoing thing with these people. But all now that I look back,

1621
01:47:28,399 --> 01:47:33,840
I'm going Thatcher's Katillian Dinners, Chiva
plays concerts, this and that over

1622
01:47:33,880 --> 01:47:41,880
the house. Where's my wife?
And I don't even I don't want to

1623
01:47:41,920 --> 01:47:44,479
hear you. I did not want
to hear I told you so. I

1624
01:47:44,479 --> 01:47:48,600
don't know what you're talking about.
What happened? Why don't you get married?

1625
01:47:50,880 --> 01:47:54,560
Lan? When another couple tried to
approach you, your wife, goes

1626
01:47:55,039 --> 01:47:57,960
Bill, and I don't share very
well? Oh another yeah, yeah,

1627
01:47:58,039 --> 01:48:00,159
yeah, yeah, yeah, why
is that? No? It was like

1628
01:48:00,159 --> 01:48:03,039
our your swinger friends from the radio
stage, don't Yeah, they invited you

1629
01:48:03,039 --> 01:48:05,039
out to sing. I don't think
they were trying to like get with you,

1630
01:48:05,359 --> 01:48:08,680
but I think that they invited you
out to a swinger bar. Well,

1631
01:48:08,680 --> 01:48:12,680
he used to have swing a swinger
Scott Scott, Okay, that's what

1632
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:14,840
he was. Yeah, all right
anyway, which she was asked, Bill,

1633
01:48:14,880 --> 01:48:18,840
and I don't share very well?
Who said that you by my ex?

1634
01:48:19,159 --> 01:48:24,560
Your ex wife? You don't share
very well. I don't even know,

1635
01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:27,520
Doug. I don't have any of
those problems. Yes, part of

1636
01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:30,319
my stand up was coming there like, yeah, I'm fifty three years old,

1637
01:48:30,359 --> 01:48:33,079
I'm single, and I play a
lot of golf, and the reason

1638
01:48:33,159 --> 01:48:38,760
I'm not married is because I play
golf with all my married friends. I'm

1639
01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:41,640
just gonna come up. You're like, he, Mike, how's the wife

1640
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:45,600
of kids? Oh Jesus fuck God, go fuck out of my mind?

1641
01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:47,840
Turned years ago, Hey Dan,
how's that new Honda? And you're like,

1642
01:48:47,840 --> 01:48:51,960
oh, Jesus, out of my
mind. I'm not buying that Honda.

1643
01:48:53,159 --> 01:48:56,399
I don't want to driving that.
I'm staying away from that. I'll

1644
01:48:56,479 --> 01:49:00,880
walk her into my life. They
lose your shit. I'm my head.

1645
01:49:00,920 --> 01:49:04,720
I don't know, so I guess
whatever comes my way comes my way,

1646
01:49:04,840 --> 01:49:09,560
you know. Right. Speaking of
comedy, you are doing comedy this weekend

1647
01:49:09,760 --> 01:49:15,039
in Bloomfield with Danny Liberto in the
comedy Store where Jesus Christ, how do

1648
01:49:15,079 --> 01:49:19,239
you like? Buddy, Let's we'll
talk about what you're coming by the way

1649
01:49:19,359 --> 01:49:24,600
decides that okay. I've been working
on my thirteenth year of breast cancer.

1650
01:49:24,920 --> 01:49:28,880
I know you have been very hard
and I owe you the money. The

1651
01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:35,840
creek in Wood RV Park What creaking
Wood RV Park comedy? No? I

1652
01:49:35,920 --> 01:49:39,800
think this is I think creaking well, I don't know. I don't know.

1653
01:49:40,239 --> 01:49:44,439
Is it an amphitheater? Sometimes in
these camp sites they have almost like

1654
01:49:44,439 --> 01:49:47,760
an amphitheater. That could be freaking
great. Yeah, that's interesting. I'll

1655
01:49:47,800 --> 01:49:53,800
be I'll be interested here this this
weekend, I'm supposed to do fifteen to

1656
01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:58,319
seventeen minutes. Yeah, here's swingers
weekend. Some swing that way, some

1657
01:49:58,399 --> 01:50:00,600
swing what way? Wait? What
is this trying group sex? Now I

1658
01:50:00,600 --> 01:50:08,079
got a bigger problem. I don't
know who to think. That's an old

1659
01:50:08,479 --> 01:50:12,319
I know you can slide it in
that. No one's gonna know. Yeah,

1660
01:50:12,439 --> 01:50:14,920
just like my girlfriend says, hey, thank you, I got him

1661
01:50:14,920 --> 01:50:16,800
all night long. It can't everybody
be a fence. I know, a

1662
01:50:16,880 --> 01:50:25,199
sweetheart, don't take a fence.
Take an inch. Tell me you want

1663
01:50:25,199 --> 01:50:30,199
to see Bill's cock in the fence. Take a picture he pushed it through.

1664
01:50:31,000 --> 01:50:39,079
Where is rising Gate? Creaking wood? Creak in Wood Harvey Park in

1665
01:50:39,159 --> 01:50:42,279
Bloomfield. You know you're in night
killing it. You guys got to sweep

1666
01:50:42,359 --> 01:50:48,399
up when you're done, right all
over the place. Creaking wood, trailer

1667
01:50:48,439 --> 01:50:53,199
park, trailer park, trailer park
or a campground. I don't know,

1668
01:50:53,279 --> 01:50:56,159
I've never been there. What is
it? RV park? R V park?

1669
01:50:56,199 --> 01:50:58,960
Well it's not the trailer park.
Okay, that's better. Well even

1670
01:50:58,960 --> 01:51:01,159
they have both, they go both
ways. You gotta be open minded.

1671
01:51:01,199 --> 01:51:06,840
Either they're pan trailers or pan trailers
make pancakes. Is this one of those

1672
01:51:06,880 --> 01:51:10,960
shows when Pantara? This is one
of those shows when when the people show

1673
01:51:11,039 --> 01:51:13,159
up, when they pay for their
tickets, they write the check straight out

1674
01:51:13,159 --> 01:51:15,880
to Danny lebert O? Are you
personally that to me? I don't know.

1675
01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:19,199
I think they're pre He has a
company, so they're probably paying his

1676
01:51:19,239 --> 01:51:24,199
company, and then he pays them. What do you talk to He's fall

1677
01:51:24,319 --> 01:51:30,600
it's not a front Friendy's not gonna
be told family joke. Well it didn't

1678
01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:34,720
work. Yeah, it's horrible.
It felt flat. I'm sorry flat.

1679
01:51:35,039 --> 01:51:40,760
That's all right, we'll wrap it
up the fellas. I didn't realize how

1680
01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:43,640
late it is. What time is
it nine o'clock? It's nine o'clock.

1681
01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:46,359
It's time to cock through the fence. I gotta take a piss, all

1682
01:51:46,439 --> 01:51:54,159
right. And when you see Doug
doing that at the RV party, I'm

1683
01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:58,920
gonna here to make you laugh.
The man who put his cock through a

1684
01:51:59,039 --> 01:52:03,239
fence like the guy in the bills
with a big defences, gonna be bill

1685
01:52:03,319 --> 01:52:08,159
fence for Dan Barrello who got all
wound up earlier. That's why we love

1686
01:52:08,239 --> 01:52:10,359
him. I'm Bill Moran. We'll
see you tomorrow.