It's just like the old radio show with the additibility to swear a lot from
the Mac of All Trade studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler, Dods,
Jube Bram, It's bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and
welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. Doug pelts in tonight.
I'm in the house, baby. I'm so glad to be back.
I'm excited, I'm fired up. I'm ready to rock and roll. And
Danny's here tonight. How are you, Danny? Well, Bill, I
was delaying because so it was just funny and I wanted to open with this
that Mac had come in here. Now where we are in our it's basically
our studio's room, and there's no bathroom here, but there's a bathroom down
the hall. It's kind of it's public. You have to have a special
code to get it in and all this. Well, I've been staying here
really late, finishing stuff up, because I figure I'm better off working here
than I am kind of going home and working. So I said to Mac,
can I get Is it possible to get a key? Because when they
lock up, and I've been drinking so much water and stuff that I gotta
I gotta take a week, like I think. I wound up going in
a bottle and I had to throw the bottle out. I've had all this,
so then I said, I said to Mac, and Doug had walked
in. I go, sometimes, I've gone right out here because the other
night I had to go outside and I put my cocks through the fence.
He did. I looked out there. I'm like, that's impressive. He
just says to go outside and went to the bathroom. Hey, I'll be
right back, like you're on a golf course. I'll be right back.
I get to take a peek. No, Bill said, I had to
put my cocks through the fence, all right, so like this, hang
on, hang on, hang on. What I said was what I said.
I had to go out there, and I go I pissed on the
rocks. I said, I just hung it through the fence. It's what
I said, put it through. I said, put it through the fence.
What I said, put it through the fence, as I said,
hung it the So Doug went crazy. Now I'm looking at the fence.
I wonder why there's two or three rails missing. And now it wasn't a
black bearn town. Mister Marann had taken peace. Well. I was hiding
behind, like there's a bush there. Your dad a little bit lower.
I shouldn't even be admitting this, but I thought, let's just let a
car drive by some night. But it's you know, sometimes it's like eleven
thirty, no one's around. I figure, you know, the police go,
right, So but I would go in the back, except that there
are people who park their boats there. I'm sure that's happened before, right,
But I'm not. I'm not. I'm not going near the boat.
So I figured out. So Doug says that, and then I thought of
this song. And I cannot remember the name of the fucking song. I've
heard it twice. I heard it once today and once a day earlier.
I don't know who sings it. I thought it was Brandy Carlyle. I
can't find it. It's about a guy who'll only call and it's and there's
all these different titles that come up, but it's about a guy he calls
this chick when he's drunk and she's like you. And in the song today
I'm listening, and I swear to God, she says, I don't care
you say you're hung and I'm like, I gotta hear this now, I
gotta make sure those are the lyrics I heard and I go with so we
would call in. So I don't know you have five A five two O
six eighty eight sixty six. I don't know the name of the song.
I keep looking. It's about a guy, and she's like, you tell
me I'm the one, but you're only calling me after your heart's gotten broken
and it's the middle of the night, and I'm tired of it. I'm
sick of being that person for you, you know. Blah blah blah.
It's a country SI right, it's a country song and there's about sixty fucking
million with a title like you're drunk, Go home. That's not it.
It's uh, you only call me when you're drunk, That's not it.
I can't remember the name of the song, but I've heard it twice and
i've heard it on serious and it might be uh, Margaritaville or whatever I'm
listening to, which is usually that, and I wanted to That's why I
always grab the phone just quick take a quick picture. She sam the song.
When I'm listening, I wanted to hear it, and I thought,
I go, Doug, Doug, He's gonna die at this because Doug did
a whole set on the fact that Yeah, hung it through, hung my
cocks through the fence. I think it. I think he did. I
didn't. I did not. I mean I didn't have to go under the
fence. I don't think you hung it over. Yeah, waiting for the
yoga team. I gotta go through like she got Bill's condoms rolled up in
her yoga Jesus. Well, anyway, there, that was it, Andy,
you missed. Chris Sullivan came in here. Oh Sully, Yeah Sully.
He was picking up some Chinese food. He has been on the podcast
before. He's a big star over on the Fisher basketball team and he and
Mac Mac looks at him and goes, hey, I know you. He
goes, where are you from? He goes, I, I you know,
I worked at Fisher And it goes, no, but where are you
from? And he says where's he from? A nooca awoca, awoca moca
something you know actually doesn't matter from macOS. Yeah, Maco's Yeah, he
said we played Legion ball together. You were a pitch maybe that's what it
was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chris was a hell of a baseball
player too, but he chose basketball. He was. In fact, it
was in his contract that what I would introduce him was one of these sister
coaches, a Fishery and the Fisher's greatest living cardinal, Chris Sullivan. His
two sons end up playing for Fishery, the sons of the greatest living cardinal.
Well, no pressure, kids, it's like following Jordan at fisher Yeah,
right right, that is true. He was. He was a big
deal. He's a big deal, so he posted. It was a big
deal in some of our lives. Yeah, he said, he's like semi
retired now he's loving life. He's he's my insurance agent. I hope he's
that SIMI retired. I got some stuff I got talked to him about.
Oh, I don't know, even better, you better jump on that one,
Danny, better, you better get on that one. You got fence
insurance. The kids still come forward speaking to Slam. I remember the first
time that, like when you're little, he learned how to walk in your
potty train. Right. Sometimes when you'll like rest your junk on the on
the lip of the porcelain. Yeah, and back then, you know,
the seats were kind of loose, and once the came down, Sam out
on my junk, and that was the first time I realized, Oh that
hurts. That hurts a ton, Doug. They hap in a bill and
he he broke on it. No, I don't remember my was it mir
animal ring toss keep Carnival? Yeah, we got We got to rig the
game so that he continues to win. You get a hundred rings for a
dollar. They're actually fucking sweating over here. I'm starting to walk by.
W Craik looks like that's a great yeah, plumbing. Do you know what
happened to the fence? No, Marcia, and it was yesterday. I
stopped Pilmer in here. I'm like one of these posts, not sweat the
other. Wait, have you ever gotten caught urinating in public? Now?
I know somebody else. Five, I know somebody who did get arrested or
ticketed for I know somebody too, like your nation. Yeah, I know
somebody too. Was an eighth grade teacher, an eighth grade teacher. Yeah,
yeah, he came back. He went to Fredonia. May have played
against Chris Sullivan. When Soli was at Fisher and he was at Fredonia State.
He was my eighth grade uh social studies teacher. He only taught one
year and he got sent packing because he had a DWI apparently. So he
comes back to Fredonia State for an alumni weekend and then gets arrested for a
public or a sewer ordinance, which means peing in public. He was outside
Sonny's ball. He couldn't find a bathroom just and then here comes the cops
and they're like, all right, buddy, let's go. What timing two
o'clock in the morning. They have the cavstrap back. Nothing I have out
with Uber. Everybody have somebody lose it in the Uber. No. No,
Nobody's like, oh, you gotta pull over. I had to a
couple of times. One I'm like, sir, you in a hurry.
He's like no, I says this man, and man, I've got to
go, And I mean, like right now, I just pulled in a
gas station, left the car running. Yeah. I didn't know the guy,
obviously, but I had a good feeling he was an older gentleman,
like he thinks steal my car. A couple of times behind but you left
an uber passenger Yah, because you had a pistol. Bad, so bad.
So I don't drink coffee anymore. Now I've I've pulled over on the
side of the Thruway because I knew I wasn't gonna make it to the rest
stop and I had to run off the shoulder down an embankment and take a
leak behind some dumpsters. I won't say what college couple seven elevens while uber
ring while uber. Yeah, because you're drinking water and coffee. Coffee,
Ye don't do anymore because of that reason. You don't want to get stuck
cross State gets all swollen out. Oh yeah, in the middle, you
know what. I was on the side of the road and uh Henrietta going
towards Scottsville. Yeah, it was just where he Oh that was you,
that was that's my neighborhood. Yeah. I's on a fence and put my
cock through it. And really I didn't see the horses are looking at me,
going okay, that's why the sheep are nervous. Oh God, she
was saying, is can I get a key? It's all I wanted in
the key, the key so I could go to the bathrooms. Fucking unreal,
fucking real. Never, no problems at all with Uber people. No,
no, like super drunk or anything. I had one girl, Yeah
I know that a couple of years ago. But no, ye, we're
having to go to bathroom or Danny, what about you because you did left
in Uber. I actually picked up the same couple after I dropped them off
because they had to leave to use the bathrooms. They I'll just drop us
off here. Then five minutes later I have to pick a pick up.
It's the same couple and uh, still not feeling well and I had to
drop him off again because she got sick. But they were cool enough to
like leave and you know, pay for the ride and then if they got
somebody else, great, you know. But no, I have had somebody
leave drugs in the car. I think I've told you that story. Yeah,
but no, find anything fun in your car, Doug. No,
somebody loves the diamond ring and then call me five minutes later and it was
a shitty looking ring. Anyways. Yeah, he's on the phone boasting about
it and just no nothing he's posted. Yeah, it's like I'll just bring
him. Looking at this, I'm like, this is a piece of shit.
It's not five thousand dollars and not five dollars. Then he leaves it
in the car. He calls me, screaming, yelling. I'm like,
no, I haven't got it in the ride and picked up a box.
He goes, it's this said he heard him. It hurt her. I'm
like, all right, I guess I have it, and I returned it
for a fee. So for a fee, well, if they lose something,
uber, let's gives you fifteen dollars. Yeah, and he boasted he
was gonna tip me on the top of that, which he didn't. They
never do. They never do. Every time they say they're gonna tip,
they never do. Yeah. But what if you just tipped to cash you're
not allowed to take it? Oh, yeah, you take it. But
he promised me he was gonna give me a huge stipp and he didn't.
So, wow, what a piece of shit? What a piece of shit?
Exactly? It is a bit of a piece of shit. Doug did
come in here a little fired up today? Was it today that you got
Todd's told that you're white privilege? Oh that's a couple of years ago,
years ago from one uh one rally to another, and a white girl said,
you're just white privilege. I turned around and I said, I go.
You have no idea who I am or what I've done. So I
was working at fourteen years old on my own with sheets printed from my high
school to Molans, from McDonald's to Kinnis. And I've never not had a
job. I don't know how you don't have a job. Look in the
mirror, well, I think today there's I mean, you really, you
really should. You can do anything. There are guys who will talk to
you about Go on Craigs Lewis, find something for free, turn around and
sell it for ten bucks. You know, if somebody's giving away a coffee
table on the free section, pick it up, wipe it down, sell
it for ten dollars. You got ten dollars. Now, you're just a
lot of opportunity out there. Yeah, there is a ton of opportunity.
But it was funny because you were bringing it up in relation to the US
women's soccer team. We hadn't really talked too much about that. And I
just saw yeah who today that they were out and the pictures they showed most
of them kneeling in a two or three of them standing, Yeah, right,
just well awful. Yeah. Doug said to me, what do you
what do you think of that? And I said, I don't really know
what to think of it, because I get the white privilege stuff. I
was in a lot of not a lot of trouble, but I walked that
line as a kid, and I often think if I were a black kid,
I probably I think there would have been a lot more troubled than there
was. I'll never know, and so you know what I mean, But
I mean I did, I'll lot of stupid things. And cops came to
my house when I was in high school because I was not at a party,
but they knew I knew everybody who was at that party and there was
property damage and they wanted names of people offenses broken. Yeah, yeah,
they go, we're in out to be here with this big yuck this high
school, this high school CIA, so they undercover more animals, so all
this shit, but central intelligence of what high school was it? Plan Fissing
Mountain Junior Senior High. Okay, But I so I always think, like,
that's what white privileges is more that you didn't have. That's not that
we didn't You didn't have to work as much, but people generally, I
give you a pass a little bit more so than maybe a black young man
statistically. I mean, that's how I always looked at it when it comes
to the Neely. What I said to Doug is I go, boy,
the one thing that I watched with you know a lot of these protests and
things that went on, and there's not as as certainly as many now,
but it seemed to get hijacked by white middle aged women. Yes, Bill
Burr's got a whole cell. Racism is now a white women's problems. Okay,
I had no idea about that, but I'm just going they've made themselves.
They jumped on board with what I hear something because they take it and
run, even black women like what this was our? I gotta I will
have to find it and pull it up because I'm not familiar with that.
But I just I it was all about the woke. He goes, I'm
blaming that in a black person because you let you told it at a party
while there was a white person listening, and they just took it around.
Don't put that one on us, because I don't know what the problem is,
but I'm pretty sure it's middle aged white women there. Okay, So
I have been watching And the only reason I said that is I used to
see a bunch there were women that I knew that I would I would see
like their Facebook posts and they would be rallied around and all this stuff,
and I'd go, But it was like all of a sudden, Like I
used to joke privately to my friends, like, boy, black people can't
even have Black Lives matter without the white women. But I go, it's
all white women taking it over. You say, what do they need?
I don't know why the US women's soccer team is. Maybe it's because they
feel like they're not getting equality and they've gone further than the men for many,
many, many many goals. And there was a time where they showed
you the weight room for one team and then the other. Okay, so
that was That was the n Cuba women's tournament last year last year, and
that got fixed and they got fixed. But what they don't say was that
the women weren't using the weight room. So the n Cuba wasn't going to
spend the money if they weren't going to bring in a weight room. So
one woman bitched and put it on video so now all of a sudden,
Okay, we gotta be equal access for everybody. Okay, fine, you
should have had that from the start, but nobody bitched before. Now as
far as the women's soccer team is concerned, the US women's soccer team.
You I heard you and Greg and Kevin talking about this on Monday Show.
But okay, I've had an issue with these guys for a while. First
of all, you know, I remember in Rochester, like they would pack
that stadium for Abby Wanbach. They would pack it right, and these girls
would chirp about the turf, complain about the facilities. Abby wouldn't even play
when she returned from like when they came in second place in the in the
in the World Cup, She's like, I'm not coming back unless I get
a gold medal. Half the team didn't even come with her. She didn't
even play, right. She played like three days earlier overseas, but she
couldn't play in this game. And everybody came to watch her and Mega Rippino
oh or to her. And you want to build a sport in this country,
then you go and you win some World Cups and you start like puffing
your chest down and put your arms out like sound of music Megan Rapino in
the corner of the end zone. Every time you score a goal, you
look obnoxious. You're taking knees against teams like Taiwan who have, like you
know, no age limit when it comes to sex, all right, but
like you want to air America's dirty laundry out overseas and then you want to
kneel. You don't want to sing the anthem. Of course, America's pissed
off at you. And I'm glad Jeff and lost get lost. Well,
there's a lot of people who kind of do agree with you on that.
And as far as the equal pay is concerned, no, I don't believe
in equal play. I believe if the women bringing more, they should earn
more. They don't, just like the NBA doesn't. That's why they equal
pay. It's all bullshit. Well, it's all bullshit. It's bullshit,
bullshit, bullshit. Hang on a second, because I always think, like
when it comes to equal pay, I think for jobs that you would have
two people coming into the same skill, right, you would do that now
anybody, But hanging on a second, anybody who runs a business, you
cut a deal with one person who runs a certain style of business. Let's
just say like advertising, even say it was here, although it's not happening.
But there are deals like I don't know, Xerox is going to provide
X, Y and Z for a company that builds widgets, another company that
builds widgets that they're going to provide X, Y and Z. But they
charge the first company fifteen hundred dollars and then the second company only five for
the same deal. A lot of times it's as good as you you get
what you're worth, as good as you can negotiate. Right. The other
thing is that I do think like there are women who are see that deserve
all a ton of money and I can't. I don't. I don't know
that it comes down anymore sometimes in these jobs to equal pay. I do
think, like starting salary for teachers, it should be equal no matter what
your gender is, right, and as you go up and say a tenure,
it goes up absolutely because you're doing the same. That kind of thing
when it comes to other things, I don't, I don't know. I
know doctors probably the same things. I know a woman who's the head of
a gynecological department. She makes a ton of money but and I don't you
see what I'm saying, So like when it comes to equal pay, I
don't know when it When these girls are kneeling, I don't know what they're
exactly kneeling for. If it was for that, or they just feel like
our country is letting certain segments of the population down. I don't know.
I you know I was saying to Doug earlier, I do sometimes think that
there and I know that Doug doesn't necessarily agree with them, but I do
think that there was white privilege in that White privilege isn't I think the way
people understand it. As much as you gotta pass, do you understand what
I'm saying, Not that you're less likely to be pulled over investigated, yes,
your car, that kind of question as much. And I'm not just
talking about the police. I'm talking about everything. And I think they'll walk
into a jewelry store. You maybe you know what I mean, if you
walk into I don't want to name any because I don't know that it would
happen anywhere, But that that's all I'm saying. I'm not saying that life
is easier and you're not gonna have to work three jobs. And I get
all that, but I think in the day to day he give it more
of a benefit of the doubt. Yes, being white, I do think
that. I think it's white advantage. I wouldn't call it privilege, all
right, well because privileges can be taken away, but it's white advantage.
But they talk about this is and I think that that's what they that's buy
it. I think most people think of privilege as silverspoon. I'm going to
oh kill that kind of thing, and that isn't that isn't what I mean.
There's a video. I know what it is in my opinion. I
mean, I just I've always felt that way, but I think that this
other I don't know why they're kneeling. And now I said to him in
the beginning with Kaepernick, it was a compromise for him to kneel. Yeah,
I didn't even set out. I didn't think it was that big deal
for him to do what seemed to be respectful. But still say, hey
man, there's some shit going on that I don't want the green Mareta Eric
I forgot his lastness. He talked to him and he said, hey,
could you at least go from sitting down to take it because Kaepernick really didn't
know what he was doing, and he lost control of the discussion and he
let somebody else hijack it. He says, Hey, as long as I'm
getting headlines, I'm gonna let you take and run with it. The fact
was he was pouting that that he wouldn't get the start over a guy who
he should have started over. But it was because Chip Kelly was doing something
different and he felt at the time that the quarterback out of Missouri, he
was a better fit for that offense. So and they turned it into somebody
from Pro Football Talk noticed it and wrote about it like two days later,
and when they asked Kaepernick about it, he said that was why he was
sitting out, because he didn't want to get any trouble with his coach.
And then it became a whole thing. I think it was Eric Barry was
the guy, the Green Beret or somebody like that who talked to me,
hey, could you take a knee? So then when he took a knee,
all these other players, you know what, we ought to take a
knee. Well, And then when it got settled, Mega Repino, I
want to keep the conversation going, I'm gonna take knee. You can look
it up. That's what you said. I'm sure she did. And I
sometimes though, but with Taywans, the ashally have to play up everybody up.
I think that it sometimes it takes some balls to be able to to
do these things that I do not disagree with it, and even for Rapino
to a certain extent, because you're you're getting a lot of blowback. And
you know what's so fucking weird is I think sometimes these people get death threats,
which I ever understand that I don't get. I don't know a lot
of people don't like it, and some that stand for us, Yeah,
that's crossing the line though, Well yeah, you're right, yeah with you,
but like the death threats, that's ridiculous. Well, here's the thing.
The greatest thing is you can say into a microphone today, this is
bullshit right for now? What do you mean? For now? That's America?
But things are changing. What are you talking about? I'm telling you
what you're saying, Like you said Baltimore Orioles. Now, we're gonna get
to that. But I don't even I I'll let you say because I don't
even fully understand it. And then we'll go to I put something on FaceTime
today. No, no, no, you're fine. It's all right,
Danny. And this is a part of your charm. You're a fucking hot
hit like guinea charm. So but the thing that I I I still think
like one of the things at least of freedom is I don't like it,
but I'm I want you to be able to do it, yes, And
and the only reason I want you to be able to do it is because
I want to do what I want to do right, and and those are
the things at the pure freedom. If I want to be a Christian,
I gotta allow you to be what you want. Yeah, exactly. That's
where I've said to you. Freedom of religion in this country. And yet
boy, the one that I always felt like was like attacked with scientology.
I mean just really, And I get that it's cultish and it's all this
shit, but if we have readom of Religion, you know what I'm saying,
Boy, we go at it and we seem to have given a past
all all the white people Catholic Church for a long time now. Granted that
we've sued and there's been money given and all that, but I mean money
doesn't take. Believe me, I've lived through that ship. Money don't solve.
I think I think I think that that that tide is turning a little
bit. I think I think a lot of people, included Christians, are
going after the Catholic Church. Yeah. I think of all the religions,
I think Christianity is the most tolerant. Like we'll take the most abuse.
Like if you make fun of Judaism in any way, dude, forget it.
Really you're done. Oh yeah, two kinds of jokes about Jewish Yeah,
but I mean you get caught saying one, Not that I would.
If you get caught like saying one, dude, like you'll you'll have people
coming right right after you. Muslims, same thing. You know, what
are the Christians gonna do? Bless you to death? I mean, pray
for you. I don't know, you know, I didn't mean to get
by the way, I like making fun of Jehovah's witnesses and Mormons. I
have no problem too, And that's I'm part of the problem to I mean,
we look, we all poke fun, we all poke fun. What
I'm saying is like there's seems to be almost like I wouldn't be surprised if
there's government surveillance on things like everything on everything my phone. No, I
mean government surveillance on things that have to do with scientology. Oh yeah,
in a way, because because they because they declared themselves religion to avoid the
tax loopholes. That's why they came under investigation. And then you hear all
the crazy stories about the people who like escape Scientology, like Leah Remini,
and you watch documentaries like Going Clear, and you're like, whoa, whoa,
this is messed up. I mean she didn't even go to high school,
Like nope, nope, we're protected by the Church of Scientology. You
ain't gotta do nothing but work here. Alright. Well, sorry, I
didn't mean to go off take them on. I don't know what you do
at home work, No, but I mean like you get you get all
wound up and you have no release for it. I work for a wife,
I breathe, right, you're not fucking working out, Yeah I do.
I didn't want to stop it. Say I've lost it was a freight
train right here. I've lost twelve pounces. I came back from Nashville twelve
pounds. Is that's because it's all fucking water weight probably part of your office
Nashville. Yeah, I found one of those offenses that you got for a
good time, cole Mornnibal. And you want to say something about the women's
sports and the equality of that though you do know that the pay is only
generated as much as you right, the same way as if the Dixie Chicks
go to try to fill out Metalife Stadium. Yes, and then the Rolling
Stones comes in after that. And also the equality of I think it's Article
fourteen, like in eighty nine ninety when the colleges have had equal sports between
He got fourteen from right away. Oh yeah, because that was the easiest
sport to dry. Why did you have to do that? I mean,
so what if you have a few more men's sports and women here's the funny
there's women's wrestling and Olympics. Just let things go. Here's the funny thing
about Title nine. You won't hear anybody dropping a foot ball program. Why
because it brings in all the money from school put According to the Title nine,
if the woman wants to play football, she can. She can,
but I don't know that she can she at the Cuba level, there's no
organization for it. But I mean, I'm sure if enough women push for
it, they will be happy. Was there kickers in college? I know
high school. Katie Nida was a kicker at Colorado. There was another woman
I think who tried to kick for Northwestern, Yeah or something like that.
But yeah, there was a couple, but they didn't go very far.
All right, I need to go outside and hang it through. I apologize.
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nail Philadelphia. Freedom, A little freedom, Dan, We're all about freedom.
Did Bernie Taupin? You don't do This is about Billy Jean, King
Mike. This is Mike McEwan's favorite song. Over a Locklans the owner.
He turned sixty on Sunday. The party was wild, was crazy, three
to four hundred people. He's a he's a well loved man, respected in
the community. Billy Jean can't playing for the Philadelphia Freedoms when they had team
tennis. Yeah, and she was the first woman to well once say she's
the first one to beat a man, but she's the first one who publicly
beat a professional woman to beat a professional man. Yeah, how that one
beats to a man? That's a Philadelphia Freedom did. That's right end uh
So. Something Danny touched on a little while ago was the Baltimore Orioles are
doing great this season. They're doing great, but everybody but he still hates
them because of this. I'm gonna play you. This is Orioles broadcaster Kevin
Brown before the game. Now, Kevin, I believe does the TV stuff.
He used to be on in Syracuse for years, and I'll just say
that. So they hand you the notes before the game. They hand you
the notes, so it's not like he's making this stuff up. And I'm
pretty sure the graphics team put together a graphic so you knew the graphics team
had done whatever they did. And I can't figure out why he got suspended
indefinitely. For the Orioles, Brandon Hidas felt like this has been maybe the
toughest ballpark to play it, but the Orioles have a chance to do something
special today. They've already clinched at least a split in the series, winning
two of the first three, and they could pick up a series win behind
Tyler Well because it says tropical depression at the top of the graphs with a
two gamer with the Rays in June. They had lost their last fifteen series
here at tropic Auta Field. Have to go back to when are now colleague
Bratt Brock picked up the win the series finale June twenty fifth, twenty seventeen,
the last time the Orioles won a series here at same b already got
three and two of the TROMP this year after winning three of eighteen the previous
three years. Come by, and it is a stark difference, Ben,
and it is not a bad raised team. It's not like all of a
sudden the race became slouches in the American leagues. They've led this division every
day. But now two and the Orioles once again are back alone in first
place. Yeah, nothing, nothing that he said. It was all facts,
but it was all everything. They gave him, right, they gave
him. Its production team put it together. It said tropical depression. And
basically, from what I can says tropical depression at the top of the graphic
on TV, it's this tropical depression. What he's saying is basically they have
had they have struggled consistently against the Rays for years at Tropicana Tropicana Field,
so that's where they're playing, so they put up tropical depression for whatever reason.
I know he gets figured people. I don't even defended Peter Angelos the
I don't know if it defended anybody. I really don't. But he's suspended
without pay or he was. It just says he's been suspended and definitely for
making these comments about the Orioles record against the race. I was suspended on
July twenty three from television. Here's the funniest part. They had to move
in the radio for the series against the Phillies because a radio announcer got caught
not wearing Orioles gear for a game, so they had to spend They spend
The radio guys wears a shirt that nobody's yea, and they put him on
the radio broadcast for three games, then brought the radio guy back and then
suspended him indefinitely, and according to reports, they'll be back on August eleventh.
But Peter Angelos, who is a sole owner of the Baltimore Orioles.
If you know his history, he's a billionaire attorney who made all of his
money, has no partners. He makes all the decisions and much like Dan
Snyder with Washington football team, he has made nothing but bad, blundering,
bumbling decisions. And here's another one, and a lot of people are outraged
about this because the guy gets suspended it for using facts. I can't but
guess what. I can't. I can't figure it out. I really can't
guess what. It made no sense to me. Yeah, it happens every
day, but the bad well every day. What it happens when you disagree
with somebody or facts, someone's gonna cut you out. I God, I
know you don't want to hear that. But it's not that I don't want
to hear it. I don't believe it because I don't. I just don't
see it. I believe it. You just don't see it enough. But
every little thing offends somebody out there. Well, yeah, but who's getting
so who's getting cut out? Just because I don't want to know? But
I mean, but I'm just saying to you, like I and I know
that I want to take this somewhere, but I don't. I don't take
example. Yeah, Brent Axe got fired for a radio station in Syracuse because
he ripped on about he ripped on Jim Bayheim for Syracuse's played the last several
years, right, Jim Bayheim own stock a galaxy Galaxy Broadcasting. So mister
Leville and neow and hear the douchebag decided to fire Brent Axe for again reporting
facts because when you hold the purse strings, you could do whatever you want.
Here here's the okay. So I will say that there has always been
an element of control over certain things that even the guys that want to be
on the forefront and say they weren't that way, and they were you know,
freedom And really when you look at let's say talk radio in particular of
that style that FM, we'll call it FM talk. Uh, Howard Stern
was the leading guy, but Howard was all about protecting Howard's Dward. Howard
was about shutting down. Oh and a Opie and Anthony were supposed to be
on k Rock in the afternoon. He said, no fucking way are they
coming into my on my station. So they put him on WNW, which
was a classic rock station in New York City. Four years. I had
worked with guys at WPDH who had worked at w n W, and the
guys that ran my station grew up in the bronx and stuff, and they
worshiped these fucking guys. So Howard even had his way of controlling I I
still I know that people go there's no freedom of speech anymore. I disagree.
I think you are. You are allowed to say whatever you want.
Has the pendulum swung the opposite way, Yes, it always swings back,
and I think it'll be it'll it'll be operations like what we're doing here that
that brings the pendulum back, because here's what happens in in just again my
opinion, and I'm observing, But somebody said, there's a lot of times
I'm spending my money. My job is to get people to come in.
Right. So if Doug is going to advertise Doug's Uber service, and all
of a sudden he's hearing from the people that get in his cars that Doug
may personally not give a shit about what's said, but somebody said something and
they're offended, and I'm not going to use your Uber anymore because you support
that, Well, what are you going to do? It comes down to
you making money and you need to eat as well, So then you're not
going to support whatever the program is that you are advertising on. And that's
a lot of times how these things go about. That's how people say no,
Well, they snowball, But you're right. I mean you're saying the
purse strings. Yes, when the advertisers pull out, it is a voice.
And unless people have a thick skin and a strong spine, most of
them are going to say you gotta go because we can't lose all these advertisers.
We're a company at that now has gotten so big that we have to
answer shareholder, and the shareholders are pissed. Do you see what I'm saying?
So, yes, it does snowball. Why I think it's going to
swing back is because I think people are starting to stand up and go,
fuck that. I'll do it on my own. I don't need you guys,
and we'll say whatever we want. And I think you're seeing that more
and more, and you're seeing it. You're seeing it happen. I mean
in the podcast world, and I know that people are always gonna be oh,
you're foolshit. I have never listened to Joe Rogan's podcast. I have
seen clips on YouTube. I know how successful Joe Rogan is. I don't
live in a bubble so but he says a lot of things. People have
tried to go at him for the shit he said, he's independent, baby,
you can't do shit. I mean, I guess he's sort of beholding
the Spotify, but they know, they know that that's an independent lane.
And if it's not Spotify, if Spotify walked away, somebody else will pick
that up. So do you see that power starting to go away? And
people are getting sick of you know, this overreaction to things. Believe me,
the people that get up and say shit complain start talking about some kinds
of inequality and stuff because they're they're they don't last long. They don't.
They're not they're not they're they're just not. They just don't. I understand.
They're just prevailing thought though, And I just don't understand. This just
made no fucking sense to whatsoever at all. So if it is, it
must be that the owner got offended. Yeah, I don't know how anybody
could get offended. This was your research team giving this guy the stats.
He probably didn't write it, or maybe he was told these are the things.
Bring this up, we'll make a graphic for it. Go for it.
They have producers who come down with exactly so you suspend that guy.
It made no sense to me to simplify this and make it a little less
cuckoo. I did ask on Facebook, uh, what have you been?
I knew what was gonna happen with this, but I did say, in
light of the Orioles suspending their announcer, what's the most ridiculous reason you or
someone you know has been suspended or reprimanded at work? Tons of great answers
go on. Have you ever been suspended or reprimanded at work? Done?
Uh? You and I have together? Yes, because you said the F
word and I hit the button and the button didn't work. Okay, but
that one, you can't. That is a direct violation of FCC standards.
I can't. I can't, as much as I want to go. I
did what I was supposed to do the equipment. Yes, that was me,
because it came out of my mouth. I spended me too, because
they're pussies. I can't things that were so long ago that I can't really
remember what the reason was. Somebody said as a bus boy in my team
years our friend uh damn through in fiber, I was told to punch out
and sit down for a while because I was quote picking up the silverware wrong
from tables. When I was told it was okay to punch back in.
Instead of doing that, I wrote fuck off. I quit on my time
card and left without anyone seeing me. I was told later that the manager
was I rate because he couldn't get anyone else to take over for me and
had to do my job himself for the rest of the night. Good for
him. Somebody else said for wearing the wrong color shoe. So he's a
sandwich company local to Rochester, is what he wore? The wrong colored?
Yeah, suspended for being a mother, this person writes, looking at you,
City of Rochester. I don't know what happened. I didn't ask somebody
about that one. Somebody said I used to work in an animal hospital.
The owner was a psycho. She wrote up and yelled at all three of
us for having cough drops. She wanted nothing in our mouths when you're interacting
with people. I was forced out of a department, and one of the
reasons given was asking one of my employees if he needed shoelaces, because I
didn't see any laces in his work boots. He pulled up his pant leg
and showed me they were tied at the top because his feet hurt. I
don't know if you can picture that. I'm not sure he went to HR
and told them I embarrassed him in front of the rest of the crew.
Also that he might quit because he was so embarrassed. See this is where
I go A little thing like that. Well, okay, but I don't
understand Doug that that that's the stuff that I don't get. I don't get
sometimes I don't think that people should be harassed at work. I don't think
people. I don't think you should be subject to things. But I thought
in all the New York State harassment stuff I remember and I don't know,
do you have to do this for any jobs that you have that you had
to watch anything you do? Right? I think New York. Wait,
yea quiz? You had to watch a video? Yes, about many years.
Okay, so take a quiz. Yeah, you have to hand it.
Here's the thing that legitimate questions about it. Wasn't it always like if
somebody said and came and said, you're making me uncomfortable, then that was
like the warning, not that you're out right right steps right to your out
became Saudi Arabia, off with your head. But no, because I think
everybody's so fucking afraid and they just don't want to deal with it, so
it's easier to just go you're guilty, you're out, You're out, And
it's one of the worst things to be accused of. Now I had.
I remember when I was on a radio show and I was kind of the
I don't know what I was on this show. I was sort of charge.
I guess it wasn't my show, not my name, O, my
anything. But I basically ran everything. I went to every meeting, I
had to go to department at meetings, I had to go it everywhere.
And all of a sudden, this young intern is leaving the studio and she's
very attractive, and she had on like a giant hat, like a Carly
Simon kind of hat from back in the day. And some guy walks by
and goes, man, i'd love to see you, and nothing but that
hat. I happen to hear it, right, And then another guy walks
by and she goes, oh, those guys. She goes, those guys
are really making me uncomfortable because we had just gone through it. Yeah.
So then I'm like, now, this is this is early two thousand's right,
So I and she comes to me again later she goes. She goes,
I really get uncomfortable. Now you've said it twice, and I go,
I gotta say something to somebody. So I go to their boss,
their direct report, and I go listen, man said, this is what
happened. So he pulls these guys in and pulls me in. Now this
is how it was handled. It was basically like cut the ship fellas he
goes, look, guys, uh no, what the fuck? What the
what the fuck the fuck you mean? Oh? I told her she looked
good. You can't even tell her she looks good. I go, hey,
man, not to be a total dick, and I know you're gonna
hate me, but I was standing right behind her one and you said I'd
like to see you only in that hat on. I go, I don't
know how you'd feel if that was said to your wife. Yes, your
wife, No, let's go there because I know you're married. And the
guy and I said this because I it's just like, I don't you know
me, I don't give a fuck, And the guy's like, oh,
I don't. I remember exactly saying that. But that was the end of
it. It was basically like cut the ship. It was handled cut the
ship what happened to cut the shit? What happened? Me too? Happened?
No, but I don't even know what that is. I don't even
know. Look, me too probably should have happened. There's been a lot
of ship for a long time. And Harvey Weinstein shit was horrible. Bill
Cosby was pretty fucking bad. You know all right? I mean, can't
say that not embarrassing, but mom got through. Defense just didn't show you
how you're doing. No, No, I'm gonna show you the button putting
up. Look, I don't know where do you stand on this stuff,
but I'll tell you this. I know my sisters. I would kill no,
but I no. What I was gonna say is every interaction I've ever
seen you in public, you are a complete gentleman. I try to be
Yeah, no you are. You are Danny's a fucking slot, but no,
but you're a gentleman. And so my point is, like I can
see where you would never like you never want to be taken. But what
happened where there used to be the hey, cut the shit that doesn't fly,
or even if you said something slightly off color, or where where is
the well if somebody's in trouble for saying something wrong. You say, hey,
cut the ship. Now, they're not in trouble, they're offended to
you, and then they go and then I can sue the company. I
don't mean that. That's the un and round we go. That's that's a
long version. I'm gonna get something out of this. If they're offended,
then I'm gonna be offended and I'm gonna balance it out that way, I'm
not in trouble and I can play the victim like all right, I'm sorry.
I kind of slipped out. I guess I was thinking about something else
and just go on with your lives. Yeah, I mean I would think
that. But here's the thing. It is like, if we are to
make a better that's always my thing is like, that's just why I don't
like the quote unquote cancel culture. You know what. Sorry to interrupt.
I do remember getting in trouble and it was for a joke. And it
was working at a shoe store years ago, I mean twenty years ago,
and it was dead and this girl asked me, you know, any jokes,
like for one joke, and then the other employer, you know,
I've got a little crowd now, and then the next day, the manager
says, you know, some of your jokes were inappropriate. Like I was,
I was being asked to tell any and every joke I knew, and
the one that got me in trouble was, you know, his two thumbs
and love blow jobs. This guy fit, She's laughing, her ass off,
been over and now I'm in trouble. I'm like, all right,
you know, you gotta live and learn those things. You gotta live and
learn those things. But even there are others jokes, but I don't tell
him for anybody, absolutely. But the thing is, no one should do
the aristocrats joke, although I love it when it's done well. That's one
of my favorites. So this company, this women that his family comes into
a manager and the manager says, what are you gonna do? And the
and the husband takes down his pants and starts whipping his wife with this cock
through the fence. Then the daughter goes to it, and he goes,
what do you call? He goes, restcrats. It's like the dumbest joke
in the world, but the greatest, greatest set up to all this ship.
I'd love how filthy would get. And Gilbert did it so well I'm
saying, great, Now there was din They do a documentary about that pen
together comics houses. Yes, and they would try to take it over.
You would start it and I would yes. Yes, I had never heard
of the until the documentary. Yeah, they saw Gilbert do it. Yeah,
and uh, the documentary is pretty awful, Like it's pretty boring,
you know, overall, But I just loved that whole filth. I love
the filth. Now that's a joke you wouldn't tell. But when you got
told your jokes were inappropriate, that was it. That was it. That
was it. I was still I still pissed. I can ask me about
it. I can understand being upset about it, but my point is just
on the simple fact you weren't sent home, you weren't told the rest of
the day you're gone, you weren't suspended with pay. And I think now
that that does I don't know, I don't work in that environment, but
I think that that stuff has changed completely and I think you need to go
back to hey man, that ain't cool and here's why. Sorry, just
the way it is, and there doesn't need to be a whole discussion about
it. I don't need to hear you don't need to justify. I don't
need to hear bluster. You gotta write, you got to write everything down.
It incorporated. Yeah, I know, I know said together we did
this. Yes, you know, a big fucking waste of time. Yes,
it is. Stop. Just let's move on. And that's why I'm
telling you, I think the pendulum is gonna move back because you're seeing more
things like this and more people like you. I mean, who do you
report to, uh my boss at four selves? No, I know that,
but I'm saying for basically you. I mean, if you told a
joke that was inappropriate and somebody complained, what are they gonna do? Tell
you can't ride tonight? You know what I mean. Let's say he's lying.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean, so it's like it's lies
told about me. And then Uber says me, there, oh, I've
had life told about something something with lift right, A woman like I picked
this woman up at ten o'clock on a Friday morning. She's all dressed up,
but I'm like, okay, there's no way you dress up in like
high heeled boots and leather jackets and long earrings at ten am to go to
Walmart okay, and I say I'm not. I didn't say anything. I
just picked her up and she smelled like booze. I dropped her off,
and all of a sudden my app stops and I turned it back on.
It stops again. I get a phone call from Lyft. Hey, we
got a report that you smell like booze and you're drunk driving. I go,
it's ten o'clock in the morning. I go, no, But the
woman I just dropped off wreaked the booze, right, okay, continue,
that was it? That was it, But like, yes, she would
wreak the she smelled herself. Yeah, she smelled herself. Man, somebody
stakes. I picked somebody up at a buyer one time, this h twenty
seven year old, and I said, do you think I can put my
cock through your face? And she called uber And then they wanted the videotape
me doing it if I can do it? Somebody? Are you the guy
at the bills game with the fence? And then somebody else helped a d
was that you were Do you ever go buy the little Indian burial ground where
everybody's peeing there? You think they put a fence right there at least maybe
seven feet right up a couple more years. Know what you're talking? Somebody
else coming daily, uh, coming into work drunk. Someone got suspend for
I left a live snake inside a clipboard on the manager's desk and went to
lunch. I left the live snake inside a clipboard on the manager. That's
pretty shitty speaking. I know a guy to kind of got pushed out of
his job because he was accused of farting too much in his cubicle. But
they couldn't prove it. I think it was they had to wait until a
certain number of people just can smell his seat when he gets up. But
I'm you know what I'm saying. Do you ever get in somebody's car and
go, God damn because they've been farting so much and it's a cushion seat,
it's not leather, and you sit down and it's just like it happened
to happen to my wife a few weeks ago. Which comes in the car,
she goes, I am even waiting for me. Who I go?
Why she goes? Because honey, have used the bathroom? Who oh,
yeah, it was a while ago. I'm sorry, Uh sorry, honey.
Somebody said here placing a remote controlled fart machine under the podium before a
corporate HR person gave her sexual harassment training. In hindsight, I ain't been
inappropriate. You mean, I'm not supposed to masturbate during the sexual harassment orientation.
I always well, you're learning. You don't know any better until you
hit them. I always wrong. I always said I wanted to be an
actor in the sexual harassment bdeos and I want to be the dick, you
know what I mean. I wanted to be the guy that gets say all
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on the name play. But there was a story that came out I think
when we were working together about ten eleven years ago, where they came up
with like, like over eleven hundred different names that you could not have on
the back of a jersey. And the joke was, wait a minute,
somebody in the NFL offices had to sit down and come up with eleven hundred
different dirty words, at least eleven hundred maybe names that you could So this
one woman wanted to buy a jersey of a Patriot. I think his name
was Robert Gay. His last name was Gay, and she wanted to get
his jersey and the NFL said no because it said gay on the back of
it. And they had to like, no, no, this is a
real player. And if I was gay and wanted that, yeah, you
know my last name was gay. Yeah, if I was gay, that
was That was one of the worst. That's one of the things that you're
talking about, like letting go. Yes, you know exactly. We are
so caught up in the Mi new show, but both yes that we can't.
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Wow, you know, Doug, you gotta take this somewhere like there's
so seriously, I have an idea something will catch it. I'm working on
something. You are, Yes, I am. I just can't. I
can't say a lot about it, that's all right. Secrets are good.
No, I know you're working for me and you're off type. No,
I'm dead. I'm really working for me, right, But I go,
Oh, I think this competitor all of us. I kind of like that.
Yeah. Yeah, if people like ridd you go, hey, can
you do an intro for me for my phone? We offer people to do
that. Yeah, think it's gotta be. You can call it right now.
You call right now five eight five two o six eighty eight sixty six,
call right this moment, and we'll have Doug do one for you right
over the phone. You want to hear. Yeah, just tell them what
you want. That's all I gotta do is just tell us. Then that
would be good. That it's funny because you know, I don't know how
much I can say. But somebody was in here early I won't say who
it was, but they said Doug meets them and introduced him. Then Doug
says, how old are you? Guy says, He goes, hey,
we're about the same age. I used to be a DJ at the Classy
Cat. And the guy goes, oh, He's like, you know somebody
somebody, and then he says, I there was a girl and we went
to high school with my buddy dated her, and like, my buddy was
working to try to get a piece and I don't think got anything. He
goes, one day, I'll go into Foxies. He goes, I'm sitting
right there with a bunch of guys, and out she walks. She makes
eye contact with me, turned around and walks back. He goes. Then
we ended up talking afterwards. But then someone stole her away and took her
to the Classy Cat. Doug only knows the stage names. I repeat,
no, no, no, I can't. I can't send me a picture.
But you recognized her. I kind of do I think I know who
it was. Yeah. By the way, I went to type in DJ
Dougie and it auto corrected to DJ Dowey, so I changed to produced DJ
doug for the second DJ dough Facebook No, no, no, I was
doing Facebook Live. I put it in DJ doug. I was trying to
write DJ Dougie. It autos corrected to Doughty to Doughey, the AI is
impressive. This we know that fish ships on your podcast. There was nothing
with there was How could there be sexual harassment stuff at the well, there
could be. I guess I wouldn't wander like grabbing. I mean that,
yeah, but I mean stuff being said. I mean that's a environment that
you're in, right, you know why I even think like back in the
day radio, I think most women looked the other way. There was some
off color ship that was said, like I'm not even meaning on the air.
I mean, when did human just slam their hand down in the nineties,
I more than don't know. I think when the first Thomas there were
a couple of lawsuits that came and that changed things. I think made everybody
sit up. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can't.
We can't afford right right, because you know it's not the right.
It's funny. It was always funny hearing the words sexual harassment on the air,
and I was like, Dad, what's harrassment? It's harassment. I
go it wasn't the same thing. Yes, but I I've never walked across
somebody. Hey, I've been harassed, you know. I'm like, where
did you come up with sexual harrassment? Right? Yeah, I mean every
time I go get my hair cut up, he's harassing me. Can you
girls stop undressing me with your eyes? My hand? Here's a game that
would get you in trouble today. I think in the radio we used to
I used to go out and interview hairdressers and strippers. Right. I would
just ask them like a random question, and I wouldn't say who was and
you'd have to guess what she a hairdresser or stripper because I said they were
basically the same intelligence level. Oh, I don't what do you mean?
You couldn't even get the words out? You know, I'm not wrong,
dude, Dude, they were close. I've always had a theory of the
strip of tree. I am a very close friend who's a hairdresser. I
just love her death, and I would put her in that category. No,
I mean, look, the woman, the woman that cuts my hair.
I didn't think I would say the same thing. But I don't know.
I mean, I guess you should go to a saloon and start masturbating
underneath the I heard a story today. Yeah, I'm on the phone with
somebody, all right, and they go, holy shit, I just passed
the guy. He's polishing his I go, come on, you know,
there's no dick in hand. This person is a big like up suv.
Person's in the sedan driving pumping his pudget. Yeah. Yeah, maybe he's
going to New York City. Down in the city. No, it's it
was like around in the city of Rogers, not even on the main expressway,
just on the roads in the city. Who the fuck. There's a
lot of weird people. Do you ever, what's the strangest thing you've seen
while driving around? Driving around, I'd have to think about that. People
in masks still, yes, walking outside with their masks on. I just
shake my head of that. But that's it, right. There's a guy
down on Lake Avenue has his Rascal going up and down Lake Avenue on the
side in the road. Yeah, covered with blankets. Okay, I guess
it's his life and that's what he does. But get on the sidewalk,
did you get a cause an accent? That's you know, even the common
sense these days is just lost, Like what he's thinking. I don't want
to hit you. You're gonna rule my car, you know, and then
I'm out a job, and then you're gonna try to assume me for nothing.
What do you get my Joe Montana helmet? Did you ever see anything
when you were a road over? And I never really saw anything silly just
angry drivers typically, But that was it. I never saw anything, you
know, in the car going on, heads bobbing up and down, none
of that stuff. No, no, no, nothing. I saw that
in the way to Vegas one time on the way to Vegas. Yeah,
there was an earthquake, and I mean, man, but took up to
Vegas or look over the oh you were in LA and the guy just looks
at us and he's like, yeah, you wish you were immediately. Yeah,
La to Vegas. That's not short. That's like four hour four hours.
Yeah they're coming back. Can be nine if you don't hit the right
traffic. How long were you in LA? Four years? Did you try
comedy out there? No? I didn't why. I just never thought I
was trying to be Yeah, no, I didn't forgive it. That was
never your thing you were trying to do, trying to write writer, Yeah,
make a screenplay, and nothing ever came about with that, not for
not for stand up. I don't know why. No, But I mean
with even the writing stuff, did you get some some things happening? No?
Just a movie I made that you not yet because you don't have a
DVD player. No, I don't. Yeah, if anybody is a DVD
player and can exchange it, I will give you a free intro birth Day
Anniverse or anything you want. Somebody, please bring Bill Marana a DVD player.
We could hook it up in here and we could put it on right
there. We could have a you know what, we could do director commentary.
We could invite people in sit around here. And we watched Doug movie
A Night at the Cat and why well her ex husband was part of it.
Oh, rich eye because she doesn't want to watch that. Right.
It was great at it. You're kidding a lap dance. No, he
was great at He was just graduating at college. But I was very glad
to have him on the set. And then they got married married. Who
shot all this stuff? So you hired a ChIL Yeah, Chris, I
didn't have to go. Can you give us the premise of the movie,
like all right, alright, hang on, you gotta you gotta do the
elevator pitch. You're looking for someone to finance it. It's one night at
a strip club scene through the eyes of a DJ, with a romantic side
plot done. That's it, That's cool. I like that, Chris,
Who'd you fall in love with? The cook? One of the dancers name
Michelle? Actually cast it from New York City? Did you? Because you
couldn't find good enough here. I just got out there in a couple of
websites in this girl jumped out through and you paid everybody and everything. Yeah,
I think twenty five dollars a day, okay, you know, yeah,
everybody get paid, catered. And how long did it take to shoot
to? Fourteen days? Fourteen days? Four years to finish? Why?
Four years? Because of the money? Uh? Just I get screwed over
a little bit by somebody and I end up having to finish it on my
own. Just took a lot longer than shiit of editing and everything. You
know. It's so fucking wild now is you can do all that on a
lot. You could do it on it. You could do it on an
I phone. Yeah, you still need a good script. No, matter
what I do great. I agree with that. I think that that's why.
I mean, people will say it's it's the second Golden Age of TV.
You get some really good shows that I wouldn't see the light of day.
I mean, you ever see brilliant but canceled. No. But there's
so many outlets, so you say the writing will come out. Yes,
And there was one thing. My writing teacher in California, his name is
Stephen Foreman. He actually wrote the movie The Jazz Sing with Neil Diamond,
Okay, and he told me at that time he's seeing a lot better writing
on TV than you are in the movies. And then everything kind of exploded
with Amazon Prime and not YouTube TV, and uh, everybody's got a series
out there. Well, there grab a little piece of the pie, but
some of it's some shitty stuff too. Yeah, I mean there's there's some
shitty shitty, right, but there's so much. You're gonna have the highs
and the lows. Not everything's gonna be able to be great. My one
sister DVRs a ton of shows. I'd have to ask her because I don't
watch TV that much. I watched movies. Yeah, for the most part,
would you. Is that what you wanted to do is be a screen
writer? Yeah? Yeah, And I had one company that wanted to make
it into a TV show. Fine, but I wasn't gonna I was just
gonna be consultant. Do you think I was gonna have a job. So
I'm like, I'm gonna tell you all my ideas and then I might have
a future. I'm like, I don't like that. Yeah, and so
they wanted you to come in and pitch them your ideas. I did go
in and pitch my one idea, okay, making it into a TV show,
which I wrote the pilot for. Yeah, and then where is where
are these scripts? Now? They're home in a box? How hard do
you think it would be to make some find them? No, to make
to turn them into something today? Oh, I don't know where I'm in.
I have a company called Bilmram Productions, Okay, in association with brothers.
No. I'm just saying, like, I know, but there are
Yeah, I can do that one. I also have an idea. So
I see, I've never written a screenplay or anything, and I've read books
on how to do it. I think I've bought a book. I know
I bought a book, and then I wish I could can I tell this
story? Yes, it's your show bill, I know, but I get
canceled. So there was for copyright infringement. Yeah, but well let me
just stay with this because uh no, not for copyright infringement, I just
because of people involved in the story. But I'll tell it after the but
for screenwriting and stuff, because I do want to write a series and I
want to base it on stuff we're doing here that I'm gonna that I am
going to do here that I'll probably launch in September. It will be another
podcast, and from that I'd like to turn it into well we Uh.
I had a idea for a series called and this is actually part of my
life. They call it Doug makes Seven. And I had moved in with
my best friend and his wife when they had two kids three on the way.
They bought a big house, MA sure for rooms. I move in
with them and they had four five, six and I was seven, So
Doug makes seven so it was kind of a full house. Yeah, kind
of a serious idea of comedy. But you know what if this part was
a drunk and ill to do is change it to that I'm a I'm a
podcaster and trying to get my life going. Yeah, and get this instead
of being a spinwriter. Yes, I'm trying to be podcaster. You make
the father respectable. I'm not respectable, and my buddy did. He was
a hard worker, but a fireman or something, you know, and they
were always grateful for me being around, having an extra set of hands.
And you have two kids? How hard was it with you and her wife?
You have four? You have three. I'm sorry, so they have
an extra set of hands. We do. I saw you pissing out of
throwing your cranks through the fence for how much closer can we get unless I
hold it? Wilbur doing it again? Wilbur. No, But I love
this idea because that's it almost sounds like like a Tyler Perry. I could
see him, you know what I mean. But I like that as a
premise one location, because you know what it is. It's like, do
you remember my three sons, Charlie ye, going off to the strip club.
But I would get home at the strip club about two two thirty in
the morning, and then if one of the kids were awake when they're bad
or yea, and we walked around. I was right there, and then
I was up till six and Mike always liked that there was always somebody up
with a kid. Yeah, there was always a man in the house.
Yeah, because it was off of Do we have a new up closer to
the city, So do you feel safe for the wife and kids? Wait
a second, this is true? Yeah? Wait I thought this was a
whole fucking premise. You actually lived with people? Yeah, what the fucking
on? Wait for real? Yeah, I was just talking to my knees
my buddy's daughter for like forty five minutes the other day. She's in Austin.
Yeah. She had two girls, son and then another son. So
you lived in your buddy's house yeah, a room with his wife. Yeah,
and their kids. Yeah. And the wife was cool with you.
She made sure there was enough room to move into the house, and they
moved in. I moved in the day you moved in. They they moved
in. You moved in. Yeah, so you all moved in at the
same time. Yeah, holy shit, this no, this is like,
this is bizarre because I don't know many people, so this had to be
a this is a good friend, oh yeah, my best friend. Yeah,
So okay, how and the wife was cool. Yeah, and did
you cross path? I mean, like, here's what I'm saying, Here's
why I'm asking every now and then, but not no. But what I'm
saying is like I don't even mean that. I'm just saying, like,
Okay, you just sometimes you think you're home alone or you're in a hurry
in the morning and you just run across the hall naked and grab whatever you
needed for the shallow. Oh they had their master bass okay, okay,
okay, had one. There was another one downstairs. It was a big
house. Yeah. So and we're all on different timelines, so we were
never stepping on each other's. Yeah, I know what happens if you were
started dating somebody, you had to go there. They had a basement,
You had a basement, You had a basement room. Well, I had
a room upstairs. We had a basement with a couch on it, so
you know, everybody was asleep. Just sneak him downstairs. It's like you're
sixteen different than your parents being then. I would be uh twenty six to
thirties when I moved to California. All right, See that would be weird
for me though, to be living in my I couldn't do it. I
don't think I could end up that end up happit. But you know what,
I had a roommate who then who then started dating a woman and they
got engaged in their kids. They'd alternate kids and stuff. They'd always be
in the house. I was like, actually, they kind of overtook the
house and I had I no problems, but we were never I was never
around them and stuff. But I mean they were always around, all right.
Yeah. They lived in Genoco. Yeah, and I had moved to
Gennaco. There's an apartment open. I could see my best friend as kids.
They loved Uncle Dougie, and look at this, that's like a really
good friend. And how are your parents? Would you like living? I
think everybody was kind of like, when you gonna get your own place,
why lay in the basement? I could play ping pong with them anytime,
I watching sports, hanging out? Why do I any may buy this?
Whatever? You know? And then I moved and then when I moved back
to make the movie, I lived there and then I found my own place.
I feel like I'm a weird though, because there would be no way
I could be. It was the norm. I guess but you hear about
friends. No, but divorcing and having moving with friends, Yeah happen to
me, you know, Yeah, yes, but I mean I I guess
in my head, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it, certainly,
not now. But I couldn't do it. I would feel too awkward.
I need my own space. I would feel like I'm a child in
somebody's house who's not my parents. I don't know, it would be weird.
It's in my fucked up head, Doug. I'm just saying sorry,
but you've been really cool, Like you'd be cool I could. I would
have liked you moving. And yeah, my big thing I was making family
meals, you know, whenever we could all get together. That was cool.
Yeah, you know you seem like you like you would you like family?
Why didn't you ever? Can I get really personal? I just never
found the right girl. What does that mean? I just didn't want to
have kids. They have kids and I didn't. Yeah, but you were
settled long and yeah, I mean I think that I think one of my
age group that could have kids. Hello, everybody of Shale you shut down,
did you? But I mean there had to be women that you were
that were your age, did you have long term relationships? No, not
really anything that lasted three years, two years, two years, two years.
And she was older and they had all her kids. Okay, and
she was older too, go figure, she had all her kids. But
so, but and then prior to that, in your in your twenties,
were you always shooting old? No? I had. I had a girlfriend
when I was twenty one that I really liked that ended up going astray and
I thought that was a one. And then years later I reconnected with her.
She she lived in another state, but she didn't want to to meet
her, get together anything, to see if the sparks were still there.
Yeah. Right, So and then there was it, how do you approach
that? Do you write up like, do you say, i'd like to
see you found her on social media? I'm yeah, something like that.
I looked up. I said her name and the stay she was in,
and it came up that she was working for because with the name, and
I called the number. Yeah, and I said is this so? And
so she goes yeah, and I go, I'm Doug Phelps and she goes,
oh my god, I was just thinking about you. Wow. Okay,
So right, there a great time. Bang, you're right done.
But no, so she's the one that got away. Yeah I thought so.
Yeah, And then after that, nothing, nothing that really clicked,
the wedding bills or anything like this. So I'm still I would settle down.
I mean, I might get married. I just don't know anymore.
And working in a strip club wasn't really the best, but I mean it
was making money. But right, you know, your hours were different.
We're out most of the nights that you would go out, you were probably
working, Like Friday Saturday were probably your bigger nights. Yeah. I wasn't
going out then, I was working in the right, That's what I mean.
So yeah, I mean I joke. Now there's like five married women
waiting for their husbands to Dade to scow me up because you're gonna need comedy
something. Well, I mean, like you're you're gonna tell you what.
I have met women that I thought clicked. I clicked with them. I
locked them right off the bat, like I guess, I'm, uh,
lightning hits yeah, but I don't think it hits back all the time.
So okay, if you know you're not clicking with somebody, it's not gonna
work. No, no, I got you. You know, yeah you
don't. And I'm working in bars too, and then people perceive you as
your yeah playboy or yeah you know you got women on the side. That's
right, right, right, baby. Everybody knows Douggie Fresh. Everybody wants
a piece of Dougie Fresh. Nobody's sleeping with Duggy Fresh. You know what
I'm saying. Oh, I gotta take my cat out and put it through
a friend. But wait, you because like I see you do on social
media, you do a lot of stuff with your nephew. Yeah, like
I think you would love to You'd be a great dad, you'd love to
have kids. I was doing a trick yesterday, the quarter trick out of
the ear for a buddy of mine who's uh eighty five. I found a
touchy roll. I found a worthy this little guy. Oh it's a cute
kid. Yeah. So they're sponsoring a hold in his name problem. They
started before he was born, and I eat your news. Yeah so no
kids love me. Yeah, it's us when they get over twenty one that
they're paint the ass, you know. Oh yeah, I know. So
I don't know somebody someday, you know, all right, I believe I
mean, I gotta hope. Would you like to meet someone through the podcast?
Oh, sure, ladies, you want a shot A Doug here is
okay, But he's fun He's funny, he's a gentleman, knows his way
around the car, he knows. Yes, but joke Joe. I think
I think Doug probably knows. That's one thing people always say. Girls like
a guy that's funny. Yeah, I'm the funniest motherfucker I know. For
years, I never get you know now I can't. You know what?
Okay? I was working in the blue a couple of years, and that
was kind of a lot of flings. Let's put that. Yeah, but
I think they got too serious, right. Well, there was no human
resources when he brought that. No, but I remember a girl wanted to
sleep with me if I did the if I put the Oh, I you
gotta say it now, because at the end of the night, you gotta
put all the bottles back and the empty bottles in the cases and organized.
Because you do that naked, I'll fuck you in the office. Well,
I had my work boot and did she Yeah? First on the pool table
and then yeah in the office four four or five in the morning. Wow,
I forgot about that memory. That was a great memory the materialized.
No sexual rats for there never materialized that for that though, how long ago?
Three times? You don't know, fifteen years ago, all right,
because I was gonna say, there's where now you have cameras. No cameras,
right, I mean that's the thing, lights off, shades down,
that's kind of there. Again, there's so many stories you should get borro
owners. I mean, that's a great borro owner. But I mean like
twenty years ago. Yeah, I always think too, like to your point.
Now, this is where I think dating apps are kind of and I'm
just purely speculation here, but I would go, you're better off meeting somebody
out in the so called wild than you are on a dating app. Because
let's say you go on a dating app and the women see you and they
go and it's like, it's great for one guy who all the chicks are
trying to get. But then they get to know Doug and they go,
oh, he is handsome, and he does he's funny. Oh but he's
also sweet and he's got a soft side, and he talks about his parents
and I have the same family values. No, but what I'm saying,
is that's not shit you're finding on on a dating app. You've got it,
You've got and I think if you're making your choices, a lot of
times people go, oh, it's never worked for me. Yeah, it's
never worked for you because you're all going for the same fucking douche back with
the shiny hair, the slick back here, and but he's not funny.
He's a total tool, like my car. Yeah, dude, whatever,
But that's where I go. Dating apps. I think do a disservice for
guys. That's what I think. No, maybe it works both ways,
and I don't know. I'm gonna say no, and I'll say why.
I think most guys if I think if most guys want to get laid,
the lower standards. No, I understand that, but I was saying,
I think most guys would lower their standards if they thought there was a certain
thing and they're not so into women are more into I want somebody who's funny.
I want this. I want that. You're all at That's what I'm
saying. And you're strong too. You're a former wrestler. Oh damn,
it's right, you get trouble. I don't know. Maybe because I've been
working in bars for so long, and there's this perception and yeah, you
know, you know your way around a cock tail, and I think that's
all absolutely And a fence, all right, we'll take them away. I'm
not letting that go tonight. Next week, I won't bring it up.
But you fence jokes, Yeah, we're breaking all that. So damn funny
because all I said was I've had to go through stick it through the fence.
And I go on the rocks and I'm like, why would you even
tell this story? I don't fuck why would you? Why did you say
I had to go outside and take a peep. But Bill says, no,
I had to go outside and put my cock through the fence. The
fence. I did not say. You said put it through the fence.
I said put it through. Maybe I'm a living thing, okay, but
you still said put it through. Put it. Wow. I'm just like,
I lean up against the fence and this bowl running through a China store.
I gotta get out of my way. That broke the fence. And
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was land Shark Stadium for a while for Yeah, yeah, the sea there.
He's got a new song called Mike Gummy just kicked him, but I
can't find it mine. Yeah, he goes, Yeah, it's just really
even on YouTube. Nothing I couldn't find it. It's called My Gummy just
kicked in him. It's Jimmy Buffett new song. And it made me laugh
because I go, I get that. Yeah, I kind of like that.
I get that for sure. I did see today and I didn't know
what this exactly was, and I'm not sure I still understand completely. But
Wayne Brady, who I always thought was super talented, I think he may
be one of the most talented guys. He actually won an Emmy for The
Wayne Brady Show, the talk show, variety show or whatever. I think
it's a talk show. Uh, after he got canceled. I think he
got canceled and he still wins the Emmy, and I loved him on whose
line is it anyway? It's fantastic. Yeah. I thought he was great
when he did some skits and the Chappelle's Show. I'm Wayne Brady, bitch.
Yeah, and then I don't know way Brady at the Choka Booch and
then I don't know what. Then he was doing what was it, Uh
some game show? Yeah, he was doing a deal Let's make a deal,
And I go that guy, It's like, he's so talented. I
always feel like, really, I don't know why I expect expected more.
But his improv skills funny, very quick, very quick, phenomenal, funny,
talented, can sing, does all this shit. And today he says
he's pans sexual. He's as kids and stuff. He goes, but now
I can finally be me, and I'm like, I sound like an idiot.
I don't. I didn't know what pan sexuality. I didn't know what
that was. Okay, did you look it up? No? I had
somebody telling me about a year ago. Somebody told me what it meant.
They told you what they were pan sexual, and they told me that they're
attracted to some Whether there's their spirit is a man woman, doesn't matter according
to them. Wait, just the spirit. Yeah, they're the spirit,
their personality, their magnetism. Okay, that's Jesus right. It loves everybody.
Yeah he's a pan sexual. No, he doesn't. He want to
have a relationships. He doesn't want to have a relationships. They have sex
with them. Yeah, that's person It's a fancy way of saying you're bisexual
or gay is what it is. We like to get these all these like
great terms and stuff, but they'll just say you're gay or you're bisexual.
It's Okay, okay, think of all the words that have been canceled nowadays,
like not canceled. I don't what's that. There's a list of forty
eight words to describe your sexuality. Forty eight forty eight words. Okay,
forty seven terms to describe sexual attraction, behavior, and orientation. Okay,
did you I go through them? Yeah, go ahead. Give me one
aliosexual alio sexual a word in category describing those experienced sexual attraction. Two alio
sexism, oh, aliens, androsexual asexual. Well, a sexual sexually means
you're just there's nothing nothing, You're a romantic. A romantic orientation describes people
who experience little or no romantic attraction. Oh that's you, regardless of sex.
Huh, I'm very I am very romantic. Well, i've seen here.
Pan sexual Yeah, I think romantic or emotional attraction towards people of all
genders, regardless of their sex or gender identity. Auto sexual a person who
is sexually attracted to themselves. Yeah, baby, look at me in the
mirror. That's bad speaking. Excuse me, honey, you're not getting me
off. Curious bisexual, buy your dinner. Romantic closeted closets of the state
of being in the closet. Yeah, all right, so these are all
terms. But we have all these terms, and then there's words that we
shouldn't say anymore. I think gay for a lot of people was deemed defensive
for the well, like there was a slang term that people would use.
That's so gay was upset. But then there was also the the F word,
not not fuck, but the other that people will get very upset over
that. And yet, and yet we still call that white tank top that
men wear a wife beter. We still call it a wife beeter. Why
is that all right? I brought this up to you a few weeks ago
after we were done that one. I don't understand. Okay, do you
did? Maybe that's where it stuck in my head. I don't fact,
didn't they change the last month I was here, I'm like, oh,
they have this word, that word, but a wife Okay, okay,
didn't they change? Mister Clean? They dressed him up into a white shirt
because he used to wear what they called the wife beater, so they said,
all we gotta clean up his image, so they put him in a
white T shirt. I mean, come on, clean, mister Clean,
Well, apparently not he barably goes home. And what is the right term
for that undershirt? Yeah, it's usually an under shirt shirt, muscle shirt,
muscle shirt. Yeah, suns out, guns out shirt, wife beater
man because they watched Thosettle Italian movies with the guy with the wear is an
umbrella that covers everything in the lbgt QIA that's still on here. Queer as
an umbrella, queer queer cover that used to be an insult too. Now
of a sudden, it's like it's being brought back. It's like some type
of like a badge of being weird. Yeah, that's another meaning, just
like gay is another word for happy too. Yes, all right, Well
I I didn't know. I you know, earlier we were talking about I
guess it. Can they say this, I guess I can. We're talking
about the speech we are in America. No, no, no, it's
sapio sexual. It's somebody that describes experience attraction based on intelligence rather than sex
or jen. Yeah. So if they think you're a smart person's right,
you would be called sapio sexual. Sapio sexual. These are all creative ways.
I just I just like smart people. I'm a sapio sexual. What's
your IQ. Yeah, I'm a sapio sexual to women. Do you mean
like smart chicks? I don't want to date a dumb ass? I did.
I was married to one once. This is sexual security sexual it's guys
that like debating women. They have so security that hey, Doug Felts pictures
right there right, all smiles. No, there was were you. I
lent somebody a book. There was a woman who wanted to get into comedy
and I had this book about joke writing or whatever, and it would just
kind of give you some tips and stuff. And she said, can I
borrow it? And I said yeah, But I liked the book back because
it also had screenwriting tips in there, and I wanted to get through all
that stuff. And this woman happened to be the leader of a church.
She was the pastor of a church. And her husband, I don't know
if he's alive anymore or not. He was a doctor. And they had
they had a nice house and they had an indoor pool and they would invite
us and we had at the time was before my youngest son was born.
It was just the two older guys and they would go over there. They
had a game room with like a pool, a ping pong, a pinball
machine, an actual pinball machine. I think they had a pool table,
ping pong table, whole thing. It was like, you know, and
it was this older how I would say, like an eighties style house,
but it was big, sprawling house, big sprawling house, and there was
something about these people that I just found very very strange all the time.
And we would go over once in a while for dinner and one would just
be us and then the kids would go play. And then one time,
you know, but this, well I hadn't to for a long time,
so you told, you told our friend, and he's like, bro,
I can't tell. Yet he kept his secret. I can't tell, you
know, so I think, like I can't. So I didn't want to
say anything because one this was someone who was somewhat at the time prominent in
the community. And I was on a pretty well known radio station, so
but this person was fairly known in the community. And all of a sudden,
it's like the kids are off plan and it's just me and my wife
at the time and that couple and they're in and they start dancing like slow
dancing in the kitchen, and uh, you see him in his hands are
sliding down her ass and all this. I'm like, this is this isn't
cool for me. I go, this is there's something inside me that's just
going a tag out there. I go, bring your phone. I go,
this just saint. This just is not fucking cool. And I don't
know why there was I just had like you know, you ever have those
like alarms go off or I don't know what it is, sixth sense where
it's like get out and I and the Holy Spirit. It would always be.
I was told I was weird about stuff because I had been molested in
all this, and I was like, yeah, man, it's just something
is not adding up. And then uh, I went down to check on
the kids or something. And I come back up and now like the husband
is kind of standing at the top of the stairs like yeah, they're good,
they're good, and he goes, let me go see the kids do.
So now we're both down there. And then I come upstairs and I'm
like, and your wife and his wife are alone? Yeah, And I
go, So I come up and I go where are they? And he's
like, oh, no, they're fine, they're fine. And he had
like this big built in fish tank in the pool and he had a sauna,
and I'm like, what the fuck is And all of a sudden,
my wife comes but stick through. We gotta go now fucking mass Carol running.
She's cried, you gotta go Now, I go, what happened?
I'll tell you the car, get the fuck out of here, get the
kids, I'll eat there, Get the fuck get the fuck out. And
I'm like, what happened? She was propositioned, propositioned. I think this
chick like grabbed her pinder against the wall and tried to put her hands up
her shirt or something. And my wife was not expecting any of this,
like its completely naive. And then oh yeah, and so I like was
all upset and like stormed off. And so the woman comes down. She's
like, oh, I goes there, she goes. No things just and
no one says anything. I have no idea what's going I have no idea.
Now I gotta get like a four year old in the five year old
try to pick them up and wrestle them into this. I's like, yeah,
so I'm putting ever into the car seats and shit. And I get
in the car and I go, what happened? I do not want to
hear I told you I go. I never say I told you, yes,
you do in your own way, you do. Oh, you're already
in trouble, you haven't. But why do people get married? I'm like,
if this is what they can't tell me up in the altar, I
might as well just take my dick to defend. I don't want to get
married. They why don't she get married? Because the stories like this,
I'm like, don't you want to fall and have kids? No, you're
in trouble. You're make it out with a neighbor. No, she wasn't
okay, but the woman tried, and I think my wife like got the
fuck it like. It was like completely caught off guard and like had to
get out of her. And she said to me, she's like she was
trying to go. Oh, I said, I thought she goes. You
did say this is weird, and you're she goes. I don't know why.
I was completely caught off guard. I'm so I don't know what to
do. I'm so uncomfortable. I like the church, I can't we can't
go back. I wouldn't we gonna do? And that fucking buck I never
saw it again because I lead it to that woman because she would go do
comedy. She was she didn't care. Yeah, yeah, do you know
her name? Let's fight her on Facebook. I met that. I met
her a couple of times because being a Christian, They're like, oh,
yeah, you gotta meet this woman. And I came on the show and
I thought there was something awful with her when I met her. She came
on the break room when we did the break and I've said to our buddygo,
I think something's off with this chick. Yeah, I think so terrible.
You noticed that. Yeah's not right. And I hope, my,
my, my, I hope that my wife at the time is an upset
that I told the story now because she didn't do anything. And I really
will say was completely taken by surprise with all this, Like I had no
just naive to that sort of stuff. I'm pretty innocent, didn't. I
mean, I'm a bit of a fucking wild man in my days, and
I could kind of see shit, well, there was a time and place
for that. But yeah, no, no, no, that's what I'm
saying. I don't think she was and I think she was a little more
trusting of people. And because they were always together, they would hang out
a lot. It felt. It was like almost like this one was kind
of a mentor in a way. Well, they used to take us well,
I mean they had uh their own seats at Jeva theaters, so they
would take us to Jeva Theater. They would take us tear they were there,
like we wouldn't get a lot of them to happen. But if you're
bringing your kids over, I'd be like, honey, probably not the best
time to jack her up. I don't even know tonight. They had a
lot of money for her being a pastor. Was like, well he was
a doctor. He was obg y n. Okay, he wash wow,
al he's an ob g y n. And here's part of the story that
I know that I will probably get in trouble for. But again, I
will say, at the time, the woman I was married to, I
don't believed in anything inappropriate. I think it was done to her. Yeah,
yeah, I'm not even just saying that. She was very loyal,
fiercely and fiercely loyal. There was one time when there was a comedy show.
There's one chick, what to take a picture of you, It's like,
get your head off, my husband. I don't think that was exactly
like that. But the chick said. Something happened because this chick said to
me, where's your wife? And I go, she's over there, and
she goes, I want to do this, and she turned and fucking kissed
me, like on the cheek, and I was like, all right,
lady, this you're gonna get me fucking killed. Do you know I have
no interest in you, and I have no interest in dying. I don't
know. No. Okay, so I did. But years later we wind
up Jamison's being born. Jamison is eight years younger than my middle son,
sort of a sprise. He's thirteen years old now. He uh so we
wind up having to go emergency. We're not sure if there's his Braxton Hicks
or it's the actual, which is what they call when you have not false
late. I don't want to call them false labor. Basically, I don't
even know what labor pains are like. But you're not about to give birth
your It's just it feels like contractions, but they call it it's not,
so they need to check you. And the doctor on that day he is
that cat wow, and she's like, I I go, I get it.
I get it completely I understand, and then he comes in. He
goes, wow, wait till I tell my wife. He comes in and
he says, hey, are you And he was nice, he said are
you comfortable? And I don't remember if he did or did not. I
know this that there was no scene. Made my wife at the time very
cool about everything. Certainly didn't you know, make anybody uncomfortable. But I
know she was uncomfortable, but she didn't know the whole thing. It was
the weirdest fucking thing I had ever live. No, No, I think
we went home and it was like two days later, correct. I remember
Jamison was in the nick you for a while to Jamison was in the nick
you because Jamison had some trouble. He was coming out and he had his
arm like this so over his head. He would hit the pubic bone and
they couldn't come out. So then there was some maneuvering done, and then
there was some it's like eathing. Yeah, they couldn't get all the fluid
out of him because when you when you when the woman gives birth naturally and
a lot of natural Yeah, he was it was an after birth, but
I think was also breathing. There was some breathing issues. He's fine now.
But yes, there's a picture of the two other boys standing around that
little crib. And ye, yeah, I don't know. I didn't.
Uh, I didn't sweat that a whole lot. I just remember. The
important thing was a kid. Yes, yes, yes, he got he
was gonna be professional. Yeah, oh absolutely. The guy. The guy.
I don't. I don't know what they're playing. I don't know.
If they were swinger. I have no fucking idea. I don't know.
Maybe she was paying sexual. I don't know. I have no idea.
Maybe they just wanted to experiment. I could be. It could be that.
I just I know that I feel bad for those fish in the aquarium.
It was a weird dude, man, I remember this. I was
like, and I think I told my father and he goes, uh,
I love this, like all this shit all my old man like right,
And then I think that he may have passed. Oh okay, yeah,
I don't. I don't know. I don't, I don't. I don't
know for sure I was during a threesome or just in general. So she's
older with money, well she's not older. She bought probably our age.
Oh my god, he was older how much older was he? I don't
know. I have no idea, I really don't, but yeah, it
was. It was just I was told that, but I don't. I
never I never even confirmed it. I didn't look for it. I didn't.
It's one of those things like you know what, it's over, well
enough usually saying that in the Catholic Church about a priest, they usually move
him. Yes, he passed away, well enough away he moved. How
about that he's in Dunkirk now, yeah, I know, right, yeah,
I know he thought the Catholic Church is bad. Yeah, I know
right. It was almost like when you look back, like you were being
groomed. Oh yeah, in a way, because they took us to dinners
and they took us here. I think we went as their guest to the
Bachelor Gatillian, Ohkill, and I got in trouble. Okay. The Bachelor
Cotillion is something that they do at Okill and it's been going on for years,
and I had gone for a bunch of years when I was younger and
single. You have to get invited, and then this was we went as
their guest, but they were somebody else's guest. And then I got in
trouble and I got a call from this dude because he was pissed at me
for talking on the radio because I happened. But I told this because Tommy
was like, he was going on about Okill and what a pack of assholes
o Kill people are. Now I have friends that are OKILL, and I
don't think they're pack assholes. I don't to this day. We have a
couple, yeah that you know that sponsored the show, and I got married
at OKAILL, So I never really agreed with that. But I remember saying
I was in the bathroom and there were a bunch of guys standing around and
there was one black guy and they kept calling him token and making a joke
this and that, and I talked about it on the radio and they fucking
and they called him to which he called me and bitched me out, Wow
could you do this? When I was like, I was just telling a
story and how it was sort of funny in that, I mean, the
big joke with OKILL was like very few black members of any that was that
was sort of the thing. But I don't know. Yeah, so there
was this ongoing thing with these people. But all now that I look back,
I'm going Thatcher's Katillian Dinners, Chiva plays concerts, this and that over
the house. Where's my wife? And I don't even I don't want to
hear you. I did not want to hear I told you so. I
don't know what you're talking about. What happened? Why don't you get married?
Lan? When another couple tried to approach you, your wife, goes
Bill, and I don't share very well? Oh another yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, why is that? No? It was like
our your swinger friends from the radio stage, don't Yeah, they invited you
out to sing. I don't think they were trying to like get with you,
but I think that they invited you out to a swinger bar. Well,
he used to have swing a swinger Scott Scott, Okay, that's what
he was. Yeah, all right anyway, which she was asked, Bill,
and I don't share very well? Who said that you by my ex?
Your ex wife? You don't share very well. I don't even know,
Doug. I don't have any of those problems. Yes, part of
my stand up was coming there like, yeah, I'm fifty three years old,
I'm single, and I play a lot of golf, and the reason
I'm not married is because I play golf with all my married friends. I'm
just gonna come up. You're like, he, Mike, how's the wife
of kids? Oh Jesus fuck God, go fuck out of my mind?
Turned years ago, Hey Dan, how's that new Honda? And you're like,
oh, Jesus, out of my mind. I'm not buying that Honda.
I don't want to driving that. I'm staying away from that. I'll
walk her into my life. They lose your shit. I'm my head.
I don't know, so I guess whatever comes my way comes my way,
you know. Right. Speaking of comedy, you are doing comedy this weekend
in Bloomfield with Danny Liberto in the comedy Store where Jesus Christ, how do
you like? Buddy, Let's we'll talk about what you're coming by the way
decides that okay. I've been working on my thirteenth year of breast cancer.
I know you have been very hard and I owe you the money. The
creek in Wood RV Park What creaking Wood RV Park comedy? No? I
think this is I think creaking well, I don't know. I don't know.
Is it an amphitheater? Sometimes in these camp sites they have almost like
an amphitheater. That could be freaking great. Yeah, that's interesting. I'll
be I'll be interested here this this weekend, I'm supposed to do fifteen to
seventeen minutes. Yeah, here's swingers weekend. Some swing that way, some
swing what way? Wait? What is this trying group sex? Now I
got a bigger problem. I don't know who to think. That's an old
I know you can slide it in that. No one's gonna know. Yeah,
just like my girlfriend says, hey, thank you, I got him
all night long. It can't everybody be a fence. I know, a
sweetheart, don't take a fence. Take an inch. Tell me you want
to see Bill's cock in the fence. Take a picture he pushed it through.
Where is rising Gate? Creaking wood? Creak in Wood Harvey Park in
Bloomfield. You know you're in night killing it. You guys got to sweep
up when you're done, right all over the place. Creaking wood, trailer
park, trailer park, trailer park or a campground. I don't know,
I've never been there. What is it? RV park? R V park?
Well it's not the trailer park. Okay, that's better. Well even
they have both, they go both ways. You gotta be open minded.
Either they're pan trailers or pan trailers make pancakes. Is this one of those
shows when Pantara? This is one of those shows when when the people show
up, when they pay for their tickets, they write the check straight out
to Danny lebert O? Are you personally that to me? I don't know.
I think they're pre He has a company, so they're probably paying his
company, and then he pays them. What do you talk to He's fall
it's not a front Friendy's not gonna be told family joke. Well it didn't
work. Yeah, it's horrible. It felt flat. I'm sorry flat.
That's all right, we'll wrap it up the fellas. I didn't realize how
late it is. What time is it nine o'clock? It's nine o'clock.
It's time to cock through the fence. I gotta take a piss, all
right. And when you see Doug doing that at the RV party, I'm
gonna here to make you laugh. The man who put his cock through a
fence like the guy in the bills with a big defences, gonna be bill
fence for Dan Barrello who got all wound up earlier. That's why we love
him. I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow.