WEBVTT 1 00:00:12.039 --> 00:00:16.120 Hello, Kalets, It's me John could sear the voice of the Crypt Keeper, 2 00:00:16.640 --> 00:00:33.479 and you're listening to Chronicles from the Crypt. Hello there, I'm Casualty 3 00:00:33.560 --> 00:00:37.560 Chris and this is Father Alone, and we are the hosts of Chronicles from 4 00:00:37.560 --> 00:00:41.840 the Crypt twice a month look at the horror anthology series Tales from the Crypt 5 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:45.960 that aired on HBO from nineteen eighty nine to nineteen ninety six. Now, 6 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:49.799 on each of these episodes, we do two episodes of the show, but 7 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:54.679 in between seasons we tend to do little bonus episodes of some tangentially related and 8 00:00:54.719 --> 00:00:59.039 sometimes directly related though not in this case, Tales Ephemera. Yeah, so 9 00:00:59.119 --> 00:01:03.880 on this episode we are doing another bonus episode. But unfortunately, this is 10 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:07.280 a little bit of a bittersweet moment. Not only is it technically our final 11 00:01:07.319 --> 00:01:11.120 bonus episode, it's also the final Tales from the Crypt film. Unbeknownst to 12 00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:14.560 some of you may not even know there was a third Tales from the Crypt. 13 00:01:14.719 --> 00:01:19.120 I'm sure Tales from the Crypt fanatics know this film exists, maybe much 14 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:22.799 to their chagrin even but on this bonus episode, we are going to be 15 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:30.760 looking at two thousand and two's ritual. This child is not going to make 16 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:33.480 it. You don't want me to repeat this speech on the use of non 17 00:01:33.599 --> 00:01:38.319 FDA approved drugs and disastrous career consequences. It's a chance I'll have to take. 18 00:01:41.439 --> 00:01:45.200 I realized that I can't practice medicine for the next two years. But 19 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:49.519 there is a medical referral service. They're offering an overseas position. The patient 20 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:55.359 lives in Jamaica. This is Wesley's new doctor. Welcome to wonder Land out 21 00:01:57.879 --> 00:02:02.079 Why wouldn't my brother dragged you all the way out here? You see what 22 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:06.159 I have. There is nothing that you can do it about. What is 23 00:02:06.200 --> 00:02:08.319 the thing you think you have? You wouldn't understand my brother. You think 24 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:13.199 someone is messing with his mind's I sick yourself. That sword wo do Jamaican 25 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:15.080 version. But don't worry. It only work if you believe it does. 26 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:19.599 When we're kids, used to go to these ceremonies and the hills. Do 27 00:02:19.599 --> 00:02:22.960 you remember I started to go back? Doesn't in control anymore? Why have 28 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:27.159 you stopped going because I can't? Oh, I could be dead tomorrow. 29 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:34.879 You could be dead tonight. D to take away the humanity the sud You 30 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:38.560 sound like you're in love with them. It's like disco. Your head goes 31 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:44.000 to a different place. You're sexy and fun, really really loose. Just 32 00:02:44.199 --> 00:02:47.319 run. They are more awful than anything you won. Your doctor is dead, 33 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:51.199 So I'm getting you better. There are all kinds of ways of getting 34 00:02:51.240 --> 00:02:58.719 better. Get the darkest corner of the unknown. You never last anything that 35 00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:06.599 I kill. Those people truth is everything you feel. Jennifer Gray, crag 36 00:03:06.639 --> 00:03:16.439 Scheffer, Daniel Lapaine, and Tim Cray good So. The film is directed 37 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:22.719 by Avi Nsher. It is written by Inez Wallace, Kurt slom Oh, 38 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:25.800 Jesus Christ. I'm I'm gonna try that, Kurt Shod shod Mac. I 39 00:03:25.879 --> 00:03:30.240 would not have gotten that if I had done it five times. Film is 40 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:34.879 directed by Avi Nsher. The screenplay is by Rob Cohen and Av Nasher. 41 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:38.840 The story is by Inez Wallace, Starts, Jennifer Gray, Craig Scheffer, 42 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:44.000 Tim Curry, Ron Taylor. It's got a bunch of folks that Stephen Tobolowski 43 00:03:44.039 --> 00:03:49.080 even shows up. And this film is actually based off of a film of 44 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:53.520 another name from nineteen forty three called I Walked with a Zombie. This is 45 00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:59.759 the final HBO television series associated tales from the crypt film. It was a 46 00:03:59.759 --> 00:04:02.560 really East in two thousand and two, and then it was actually released in 47 00:04:02.599 --> 00:04:05.439 the United States in two thousand and six, which should say something about the 48 00:04:05.479 --> 00:04:09.520 quality of the film. And before we get into the movie, Father Malone, 49 00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:14.599 Yes, what the fuck was that intro? One of the worst intros 50 00:04:14.639 --> 00:04:17.480 I've ever seen, certainly in the tamils from the crypt canon the worst. 51 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:21.839 It is the worst, right, like the like there's not even a comparison. 52 00:04:23.199 --> 00:04:26.959 Yeah, I mean you can point at some episodes of the opening, 53 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:30.720 go that wasn't very funny, or that wasn't this or that, but there's 54 00:04:30.759 --> 00:04:36.959 probably other things that are beneficial. This opening is like panders to all of 55 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:43.439 the worst and is as technically muddle headed as anything we've had ever. It's 56 00:04:43.959 --> 00:04:47.360 awful, irey man, Yeah, come to the island's man, We got 57 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:53.480 to Jamaica. The meat pie and the jerka chikan that is literally the intro, 58 00:04:53.800 --> 00:05:00.279 and leering at bikinis that yeah, look at dogta titis, I just 59 00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:02.720 have da boobies. I'm surprised his eyes didn't pop out of his head at 60 00:05:02.720 --> 00:05:06.120 one point, but they would then that would have been a more advanced puppet, 61 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:09.920 which they clearly were not interested in at this point, I was about 62 00:05:09.920 --> 00:05:13.600 to say, how could the eyes pop out when the puppet was essentially static? 63 00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:17.839 Anyways, So the the original crypt Keeper puppet by Kevin Jaeger. While 64 00:05:17.879 --> 00:05:23.439 it's not the most technically impressive puppet, it is still an impressive puppet. 65 00:05:23.519 --> 00:05:27.959 It's not the most impressive puppet you'll ever see because it's essentially a stationary puppet 66 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:30.959 with two arms that come through the back and the head moves. I don't 67 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:34.519 know what puppet this was. Well, I walked that back. I know 68 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:39.480 what puppet this was. It was a fucking travesty. The head doesn't move, 69 00:05:40.319 --> 00:05:44.199 the eyes kind of move, the mouth moves about as much as a 70 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:47.839 sock puppet moves, and it looks it looks like it looks more like a 71 00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:53.600 mummy than the crypt Keeper has ever looked. It feels like the production company, 72 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:58.600 years after this movie was actually made, went ahead and put out a 73 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:02.879 call does anyone have their own homemade crypt Keeper puppet? And somebody stepped up. 74 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:09.079 I think. I think my favorite decision for the puppet was to give 75 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:14.279 him a mustache, because that's what the crypt Keeper needs, is a black 76 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:18.480 mustache. It goes with the dreads, the deadlocks. You mean, ah, 77 00:06:18.480 --> 00:06:21.839 the deadlocks the Beast. The Beast is yet to come. On top 78 00:06:21.839 --> 00:06:26.680 of everything else, the pun game is very weak. It was never that 79 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:30.680 strong. But man, oh man, it makes you yearn for the days 80 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:31.959 of the show. And look, here's the thing. I mean, this 81 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:36.879 movie comes out six you know, six years after the show raps. Technically 82 00:06:36.879 --> 00:06:41.680 a decade after the show raps if you're talking in the United States. So 83 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:47.279 you know, what we have here is a clearly a movie that was being 84 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:51.680 shepherded by Rob Cohen to be a remake of I Walked with a Zombie. 85 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:56.120 It gets made in the worst way possible. Somebody says, what can we 86 00:06:56.120 --> 00:06:59.199 do with this? And somebody else says, well, we own the name 87 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:00.759 talents from the Crypt. Why don't we just slap that on and we can 88 00:07:00.959 --> 00:07:05.279 rope in some unsuspecting fans. Well, that's the thing. It does feel 89 00:07:05.319 --> 00:07:12.519 like it's literally just fucking slapped on there, like just whatever movie this is 90 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:15.079 supposed to be. It's not a Tales from the Crypt movie. I mean, 91 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:17.920 let me walk this back. It is a Tales from the Crypt movie 92 00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:24.160 in that it's a disappointing movie that doesn't hang together very well, and it 93 00:07:24.199 --> 00:07:29.639 feels like later it feels like a later episode of the show as certainly, 94 00:07:29.720 --> 00:07:32.839 Yeah, I mean, if it bears any resemblance to the TV show as 95 00:07:32.839 --> 00:07:35.519 a whole, I mean it does kind of feel like Tales from the Crypt, 96 00:07:35.720 --> 00:07:40.839 Yeah, in that anything sort of supernatural or you know, horror gore 97 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:45.879 related can be slotted into Telsen the Crypt. I think the series itself has 98 00:07:45.879 --> 00:07:49.560 done a good job of saying whatever we decide is Telsen the Crypt is talesen 99 00:07:49.600 --> 00:07:54.720 the Crypt, what with the majority of the stories being based on shock suspense 100 00:07:54.759 --> 00:07:59.480 stories or Haunt of fear right, because the source material has not ever mattered 101 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:03.160 either. Look, and there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, we 102 00:08:03.240 --> 00:08:05.839 have gotten great episodes of the show that have had nothing to do with the 103 00:08:05.959 --> 00:08:11.000 Tails from the Crypt comic, but this is far removed from even that. 104 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:16.160 So the plot of the film is you have Jennifer Gray of Dirty Dancing playing 105 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:22.720 a doctor who is fired for overstepping her kind of boundaries and giving someone medicine 106 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:28.680 that's essentially an experimental medicine, and she has to find work for two years, 107 00:08:28.920 --> 00:08:35.120 so she looks like a help wanted for doctors, I guess, and 108 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:37.480 finds a maybe that's a thing. I don't know. I'm not a doctor, 109 00:08:37.519 --> 00:08:41.879 clearly, I'm on a podcast. She finds a job in Jamaica where 110 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:48.360 a man is looking for someone to take care of his brother who has encephalitis. 111 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:50.919 When she gets down there, she finds out that it may be just 112 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:56.200 more than encephalitis. It might be voodoo, otherwise known as let's just have 113 00:08:56.600 --> 00:09:01.840 African American actors or black actors, because I can't even don't know some of 114 00:09:01.840 --> 00:09:07.039 them that are American black actors just doing typical voodoo shit, and you know 115 00:09:07.200 --> 00:09:13.120 that's scary voodoo, like it panders to the worst of everything we've seen in 116 00:09:13.159 --> 00:09:18.519 the show already. There have been so many fucking voodoo episodes or like voodoo 117 00:09:18.639 --> 00:09:26.360 voodoo tangent or voodoo close enough but not voodoo like specifically that this is just 118 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:30.399 like, oh this shit again, like oh, where's this the James remar 119 00:09:30.440 --> 00:09:33.080 episode again, or the one where the lady or the guy gets his head 120 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:37.679 cut off and the guy fucks the corpse at the end, like Jesus, 121 00:09:37.759 --> 00:09:39.679 like, how many more voodoo things do we need to see? Like it's 122 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:43.159 not it wasn't particularly compelling the first time, and the ninth time, it's 123 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:48.799 definitely not compelling. Well, I would be ready for a tenth if they 124 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:52.919 actually made it scary, which they have seemed to have forgotten how to do. 125 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:56.759 So it's not a single scare in this entire film. No, and 126 00:09:56.919 --> 00:10:01.120 I mean this one. At least you get some time in the the setting 127 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:05.240 to sort of absorb what the rituals might be like. And but yeah, 128 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:11.840 it's a it's a really lazy sort of shorthand to supernatural, just like, 129 00:10:11.879 --> 00:10:15.519 oh, voodoop, that's mysterious and kind of spooky. So we'll just do 130 00:10:15.600 --> 00:10:16.639 that. And I think it can be done. I've seen it done in 131 00:10:16.679 --> 00:10:20.480 better movies. Um Wes Craven had a film in the late eighties called Serpent 132 00:10:20.480 --> 00:10:24.399 in the Rainbow with Bill Pol's amazing, Yeah, and it's it's got some 133 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:30.039 really decent scares in it, So I think you can mind this particular subject 134 00:10:30.080 --> 00:10:35.279 matter for terror, but in this case, no. Well, Serpent in 135 00:10:35.279 --> 00:10:41.279 the Rainbow also did something that very few of any film does when it approaches 136 00:10:41.320 --> 00:10:46.879 approaches voodoo, which is it actually approaches voodoo in an analytical sense, and 137 00:10:48.360 --> 00:10:54.120 it takes the time to explain what voodoo and obeia actually is, as opposed 138 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:58.840 to just being like, whoa, there's snakes and spiders and zombie dost like 139 00:10:58.320 --> 00:11:01.440 you know. The funny thing about that particular movie is it's based on a 140 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:05.279 book, The Serpent the Rainbow by Wade Davis, who is an ethnobotanist. 141 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:11.519 If you read the book, it is it is straight ahead, one factual. 142 00:11:11.879 --> 00:11:15.879 There's there. I mean, voodoo is involved because he's you know, 143 00:11:15.960 --> 00:11:20.399 researching the culture and how they make zombies quote unquote. But as far as 144 00:11:20.440 --> 00:11:24.840 a free adaptation of a novel, like, I think Serving the Rainbow takes 145 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:28.720 the cake because they fictionalized everything in it. But it's a great movie, 146 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:31.879 so I can't and it's a great book and it's and it's a great book 147 00:11:31.879 --> 00:11:35.240 too. The book is really good. It's a little dry, but again 148 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:39.879 yeah, I mean it's written by exactly so like I'm giving it a pass. 149 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:43.759 But I really liked the book and I really liked the movie. It 150 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:48.279 was a weird movie for Wes Craven to approach given the source material, but 151 00:11:48.320 --> 00:11:50.480 it's it's better than this. I mean. The thing about this is you 152 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:54.039 have good character actors. You have Tim Curry, you have Eric Kavari who 153 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:56.720 dies in the verse five minutes of the film, Jennifer Gray is not. 154 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:03.600 The film clearly thinks that she's not bad on the eyes, which she's not, 155 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:05.480 because half of the time it feels like she's running around in her underwear. 156 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:09.159 If there's nothing wrong with that, you know, having you know, 157 00:12:09.399 --> 00:12:13.960 soft nudity in a film, if you're gonna if you're actually gonna do that. 158 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:18.240 The film doesn't pull the trigger on anything. There's no nudity. There 159 00:12:18.480 --> 00:12:22.759 is supernatural elements. I'm not saying nudity is like required from Tales from the 160 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:24.960 Crypt, but again, it's Tales from the Crypt. I mean that's what 161 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:28.960 we expect. Yeah, that's kind of like kind of what it trades in 162 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:31.919 is nudity, blood and gore. Like that's what the show kind of became 163 00:12:33.000 --> 00:12:35.279 known for. His nudity, blood and gore, like you know, sex, 164 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:39.120 gore, and violence because a lot of the stories were too much, 165 00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:45.759 to our chagrin, fucking love triangles. So it's weird because you have, 166 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:50.240 like I said, you have good character actors. You have actors putting in, 167 00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:54.200 putting in the time and effort. I mean they're not phoning it in. 168 00:12:54.799 --> 00:12:58.559 I think Jennifer Gray actually acquitted herself well. She gave her. She's 169 00:12:58.559 --> 00:13:01.720 all right that, Yeah, she leads me to believe she was a better 170 00:13:01.759 --> 00:13:05.440 actress than what we were given in the meager showing that she that she had 171 00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:11.200 as far as films go, I do agree with you, though it feels 172 00:13:11.279 --> 00:13:16.480 like without going the full I'm going to disrobe completely. It did feel like 173 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:20.399 she herself was like, yeah, like I will in every scene get as 174 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:26.240 naked as possible, And she went out actually getting naked. Yeah, And 175 00:13:26.399 --> 00:13:28.639 I understand the impetus of her doing it, and as in a viewer, 176 00:13:28.639 --> 00:13:31.559 I appreciate it. But what you're saying is true as well, Like if 177 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:35.360 you're going to do gore, do gore, If you're going to do you 178 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:39.639 know, nudity, go for it. We get sort of it's they just 179 00:13:39.720 --> 00:13:45.600 skimp on everything across the board here, and again we're not we're not expecting 180 00:13:45.639 --> 00:13:48.399 there to be nudity in anything else. To me, it's just like you 181 00:13:48.480 --> 00:13:52.759 just said, like, what's the point even, Like why have her running 182 00:13:52.759 --> 00:13:56.000 around half naked if she's not just going to be naked? Why show rituals 183 00:13:56.000 --> 00:13:58.840 if you're not going to show blood and gore? I mean, like, 184 00:13:58.679 --> 00:14:01.840 why do en why make this? Why make this movie. If you're not 185 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:05.919 gonna why make this movie if you're not actually going to commit Because it's an 186 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:09.399 R rated film. It is our period, not boundary pushing it anyway, 187 00:14:09.799 --> 00:14:13.120 not that I expected it to be, but at the same time, like, 188 00:14:13.120 --> 00:14:16.879 at least give us something to latch onto. Like, if you're going 189 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:20.120 to make an exploitation movie, then like, go for it, and I 190 00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:24.519 will appreciate it on that level. But if you're trying to make a straight 191 00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:30.159 movie with just sort of hints of it but the entire time it's it lands 192 00:14:30.159 --> 00:14:33.879 in a place that I don't care about the film at all on any level 193 00:14:33.080 --> 00:14:37.320 because I can't get a good horror movie. I can't get a good voodoo 194 00:14:37.360 --> 00:14:41.759 film or remake even because I Walk with a Zombie the first one, it's 195 00:14:41.799 --> 00:14:45.759 pretty good misfire, but at the same time, always good to see Tim 196 00:14:45.799 --> 00:14:50.360 Curry. It is always good to see Tim Curry. But he's criminally underused 197 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:56.200 in this film. Yeah, he's killed off off screen and he doesn't really 198 00:14:56.240 --> 00:15:00.240 add anything to the film. Well, the only thing he does add is 199 00:15:01.279 --> 00:15:03.639 the fact that he is murdered. Gave the film a little bit of stakes, 200 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:07.159 because who wants to see Tim Curry get murdered nobody, right. I 201 00:15:07.159 --> 00:15:11.519 Mean, the assumption always is that Tim Curry is going to be some sort 202 00:15:11.559 --> 00:15:15.159 of villain or villain adjacent in any film that he's in, and in this 203 00:15:15.200 --> 00:15:18.919 film, he's villain adjacent, you know. I mean, I think Tim 204 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:24.200 Curry. Tim Curry has always excelled when he is playing the villain character because 205 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:31.240 there's just something about him in his voice that lends itself to playing a villain 206 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:35.159 and the fact that he's just kind of like a he's not even a villain, 207 00:15:35.200 --> 00:15:37.360 I guess in this movie he is technically doing the villain's bidding, but 208 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:41.639 he also has a conscience. Yeah, I mean, he's looking out for 209 00:15:41.679 --> 00:15:45.440 the lead character in the film and you know, wants them to succeed. 210 00:15:45.519 --> 00:15:48.960 So he's more of a protagonist than antagonist here, and you know, a 211 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:52.240 nice change. So yeah, I mean that's maybe why I'm singling him out, 212 00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:56.039 because, as you said, he plays so many villains and we're so 213 00:15:56.159 --> 00:16:00.879 used to that level of diabolical Tim Curry that having him be kind of sweet 214 00:16:02.279 --> 00:16:06.279 is uh is a welcome change. And really, as in my case, 215 00:16:06.519 --> 00:16:08.879 hit home when he when he got killed, like you know that that felt 216 00:16:08.879 --> 00:16:15.320 like a reaction in this movie other than just kind of vomiting. Yeah, 217 00:16:15.360 --> 00:16:21.360 it's it's it's the he's. Him and Jennifer Gray are like the two roles 218 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:23.759 in the film that I fully bought into. Those people are giving it, 219 00:16:23.799 --> 00:16:29.120 they're all. Everybody else seems to be just kind of either if from it, 220 00:16:29.279 --> 00:16:33.639 like walking in from another movie, or just completely disinterested. There are 221 00:16:33.639 --> 00:16:38.399 some just bad performances in the film. The love interest brother character is really 222 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:44.799 that that guy like is unappealing? Yeah he is. I haven't seen him 223 00:16:44.840 --> 00:16:48.399 in anything else. I know that he was. He was in an episode 224 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:52.679 of Black Mirror, but I sure he's an Australian actor, Daniel L. 225 00:16:52.759 --> 00:16:57.000 Paine. He's I don't know, Like you said, he has no chemistry 226 00:16:57.080 --> 00:17:03.160 with Jennifer Gray. She has more chemistry with JB. Another character played by 227 00:17:03.200 --> 00:17:08.759 another decent character actor Gabriel Cassius. She has better chemistry with him. She 228 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:11.960 has better chemistry with the woman who ends up being the villain of the film. 229 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:15.799 And to me, it's just like, what, why is there even 230 00:17:15.799 --> 00:17:21.319 a love interest in this movie? So he can have the horrifying ending happen. 231 00:17:22.200 --> 00:17:33.559 Yeah, so the film ends. Yeah, So the character played by 232 00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:41.200 Kristen Wilson is a island native whose mom died, and you find out towards 233 00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:42.240 the end of the film. Right at the end of the film, I 234 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:47.359 guess that the two main characters the Clayborn brothers, one of which is a 235 00:17:47.480 --> 00:17:51.599 villain who has been trying to essentially keep control over his brother so that he 236 00:17:51.640 --> 00:17:56.559 can sell everything and move. Um. You find out that that's their half 237 00:17:56.640 --> 00:18:04.640 sister because their dad banged the help in their house. Yeah and yeah, 238 00:18:04.680 --> 00:18:08.519 and so at the end of the film, Jennifer Gray saves Daniel L. 239 00:18:08.599 --> 00:18:12.200 Paine's brother. He's the kind of the brother that she was on the island 240 00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:17.839 to save. Um, she saves him. The other brother gets killed by 241 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:23.319 JB and then Jennifer Gray blows zombie dust in Kristen Wilson's face because she turns 242 00:18:23.359 --> 00:18:27.000 out to be the main villain because she's wanting to get revenge for her mom 243 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:33.400 who died, and it's you know, she thinks that she deserves as much 244 00:18:33.400 --> 00:18:37.519 of their household as they do, which she's not technically wrong, but again, 245 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:41.279 she's the villain, so her kind of justification gets invalidated. As soon 246 00:18:41.319 --> 00:18:45.599 as you try start trying to turn people into zombies. It all ends up 247 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:49.359 just being a real estate scam. Yeah, and Lex Luther to me and 248 00:18:51.119 --> 00:18:52.799 yeah, and that you know, the characters are like, you know, 249 00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:56.400 well, how you're gonna lay claim to it if they're both dead? She's 250 00:18:56.400 --> 00:18:57.400 like, well, I can prove it, you know, genetically, Like, 251 00:18:57.480 --> 00:19:00.519 well, you could have proved it genetically from the get go and they 252 00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:06.079 would have just given you half. I mean, why this elaborate voodoo. 253 00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:10.960 I don't understand the voodoo at all. I don't understand the point of the 254 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:12.599 voodoo. I don't understand why the voodoos in this movie. Other than the 255 00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:18.240 fact that it's set in Jamaica. What it feels like is Avinesher went. 256 00:19:18.400 --> 00:19:22.319 Where can I set this movie where we can go on essentially a paid vacation. 257 00:19:22.880 --> 00:19:25.960 Yeah, Which is funny because you would think, just on the surface 258 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:30.839 of the subject matter, we would be going to Haiti. But who wants 259 00:19:30.839 --> 00:19:33.519 to film in Haiti? I would rather I'd rather film at Club Med. 260 00:19:33.119 --> 00:19:38.799 But so the Carol Lamb or excuse me, the Christen Wilson character whose name 261 00:19:38.839 --> 00:19:41.519 is Carol Lamb. Again, most of the characters names in this film are 262 00:19:41.599 --> 00:19:45.519 terrible. On top of everything else, she becomes a zombie at the end 263 00:19:45.559 --> 00:19:49.920 of the film. Zombie in the sense that she's awaking. She's not even 264 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:55.880 the waking undead. She's just alive, but in a vegetative zombie like state. 265 00:19:56.440 --> 00:20:00.559 Because there are no actual zombies in this movie right by the way, 266 00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:06.079 because who gives a shit. At the end of the film, she becomes 267 00:20:06.079 --> 00:20:11.440 a zombie. The main character gets married to the brother that she was in 268 00:20:11.519 --> 00:20:15.720 Jamaica to save, and the final scene of the film is a closeup of 269 00:20:17.319 --> 00:20:19.640 a man's shoes and a wedding dress and you think, oh, you know, 270 00:20:19.759 --> 00:20:22.160 here comes the twist, because I was expecting a Tales from the Crypt 271 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:26.519 twist. I don't know about you, Yeah, I was expecting something. 272 00:20:26.960 --> 00:20:32.640 It turns out that this like Superintendent, this huge fat man that you see 273 00:20:32.640 --> 00:20:37.000 throughout the film, who's making advances on a lot of characters in the film, 274 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:40.880 specifically this one character that we're talking about, played by Kristen Wilson. 275 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:44.839 He ends up with her at the end of the film. She's a zombie 276 00:20:44.880 --> 00:20:48.920 and he has her in his hut and he is going to rape her repeatedly, 277 00:20:49.079 --> 00:20:55.599 probably mercilessly, over and over again. And that is the characters come 278 00:20:55.640 --> 00:21:00.240 up and to quote the Internet, that's the magic of rape. Like I 279 00:21:00.279 --> 00:21:06.319 don't even understand, Like rape's not a joke first off, and even if 280 00:21:06.319 --> 00:21:07.920 the characters in a vegetative state, even if it's a villain, that's like 281 00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:15.000 just the most deplorable, bizarre punishment. It jibs with tails from the crypt 282 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:18.200 in a way. But that doesn't mean I'm okay with no. And we 283 00:21:18.279 --> 00:21:22.160 as an audience are supposed to be cheering that moment because the villain is the 284 00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:26.000 villain is getting their due now, Like on the surface of it, the 285 00:21:26.920 --> 00:21:33.720 like just the subject and expecting us to cheer is ridiculous. But in addition 286 00:21:33.759 --> 00:21:38.200 to that, this superintendent has been a murderous villain for the entire film. 287 00:21:38.519 --> 00:21:42.480 He's not a good guy at all. No, and he gets nothing. 288 00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:47.119 He gets what he always wanted, which is this girl. So it's like 289 00:21:47.160 --> 00:21:55.000 it's even murkier than the then the come uppans itself, So I don't know, 290 00:21:55.440 --> 00:21:59.519 it's it's it's not a good movie to that point, and then suddenly 291 00:21:59.519 --> 00:22:03.000 it's much worse. Here's here's what we want to leave you with. Yeah, 292 00:22:03.039 --> 00:22:06.359 that is like the you know, you know, this movie is like 293 00:22:06.440 --> 00:22:08.759 climbing up one hundred foot diving board and then the end of the film is 294 00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:14.240 diving into a pool full of shit, just a big pool full of just 295 00:22:14.319 --> 00:22:18.119 the worst diarrhea imaginable, like it just it doesn't make any sense. All 296 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:22.680 went on top of everything else. You know, my favorite thing about this 297 00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:26.200 movie is while I'm on, well what could it be, there's no there's 298 00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:29.440 no wrap around at the end of the film. Yeah, well we were 299 00:22:29.480 --> 00:22:33.319 spared that, right, That's okay. I didn't I didn't need to feel 300 00:22:33.359 --> 00:22:37.960 worse about myself. Both of the other ones had it. Yeah, you 301 00:22:38.039 --> 00:22:41.680 might want to do it right. Well, you know, as previously stated, 302 00:22:41.759 --> 00:22:45.200 this is clearly not that this is Oh it's not a Tales from the 303 00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:48.200 Crypt film. This is a cash grab, slap a name on it. 304 00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:53.200 This is you know, we like your movie about comic books, Stephen King 305 00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:56.960 and George Romero, But do you mind if we call it the Twilight Zone? 306 00:22:56.079 --> 00:23:00.519 That that's that's this level, you know what it reminds me of. 307 00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:04.200 It reminds me a lot of the recent stuff that's been going on with J. 308 00:23:04.359 --> 00:23:07.720 J. Abrams, where it's like, oh, I like your script, 309 00:23:07.799 --> 00:23:12.680 let's call it Cloverfield. What No, it's nothing to do with that, 310 00:23:12.839 --> 00:23:18.039 Like remember the Cloverfield paradox? Yeah, me either, like that. 311 00:23:18.039 --> 00:23:21.000 That's what this reminds me of where it's like, like you said, just 312 00:23:21.079 --> 00:23:25.240 slap the slap the ip on and move on. Yeah. And on top 313 00:23:25.279 --> 00:23:27.400 of everything else, I'd like to point out that the title of this should 314 00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:32.200 have been I Walked with a Zombie. It absolutely should have been. Why 315 00:23:32.279 --> 00:23:36.319 not other than they're trying to distance themselves and convince us that it's not that 316 00:23:36.920 --> 00:23:41.799 even though it is. Yeah, even though I believe story credit still went 317 00:23:41.880 --> 00:23:45.680 to the original script. Well, it has to buy it as Wallace. 318 00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:49.319 So yeah, long lost cousin of Mike Wallace. Are you fought them alone? 319 00:23:49.400 --> 00:23:55.119 Yeah, distant cousin. Eat just smacks of cash grab And look, 320 00:23:55.599 --> 00:24:00.640 look, you and I both know that there have been cash grabs that are 321 00:24:00.759 --> 00:24:03.680 good. This is not one of them. And on top of everything else, 322 00:24:03.759 --> 00:24:07.920 the director Alvi Knesher, I have seen nothing else of what he's worked 323 00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:14.119 on. He seems to have barely worked in English language cinema. He worked 324 00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:18.799 in English language cinema for about a decade and then went back to making films 325 00:24:18.799 --> 00:24:22.559 in Israel. So I wish him well, Yeah, because stay away from 326 00:24:22.599 --> 00:24:26.599 Tales from the Crypt because he doesn't bring anything as a director to this film. 327 00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:32.200 It feels like it feels like the film directed itself, and poorly at 328 00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:34.759 that. Yeah, yeah, nothing, nothing really to recommend this. I 329 00:24:34.799 --> 00:24:38.880 mean, some good performances, but you'd be better off spending your time virtually 330 00:24:38.920 --> 00:24:41.839 doing anything else. Well, and the funny thing is when it was released 331 00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:48.480 overseas, it didn't even have theatrical release. I mean why not hard to 332 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:52.319 believe, Yeah, it was not. It had none of the Tales from 333 00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:55.799 the Crypt branding on it. Oh, I'm sure, because what is that 334 00:24:55.839 --> 00:25:00.400 to them? Well again that's the question, right, I mean probably nothing. 335 00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:07.160 Again, I wasn't I wasn't coherent as an adult and old enough to 336 00:25:07.319 --> 00:25:11.880 know what waves Tales from the Crypt was making when it was a show. 337 00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:15.079 When it was a show, it was probably making waves. But yeah, 338 00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:18.759 a decade, a decade later, six to six to ten years later, 339 00:25:18.799 --> 00:25:22.559 like who cares? Nobody even cares about it now, Like we care about 340 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:25.599 it as fans of the show, But like Tales from the Crypt is not 341 00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:30.119 exactly in the public conscious, I mean, which is a damn shame because 342 00:25:30.480 --> 00:25:33.119 they are essentially shows out there that are aping Tales from the Crypt. You 343 00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:37.079 know, anthology shows exist now because of shows like Twilight Zone, because of 344 00:25:37.079 --> 00:25:41.799 shows like Tales from the Crypt. They've had their resurgence because they are a 345 00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:45.680 popular form of storytelling similar to novella's. I mean, the novella is very 346 00:25:45.680 --> 00:25:49.400 similar to the television anthology series in the form of Tales from the Crypt or 347 00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:56.680 Twilight Zone because it's a contained short story and it's a breeding ground for exciting 348 00:25:56.720 --> 00:26:00.400 ideas. This is not one of them. This is not even This isn't 349 00:26:00.440 --> 00:26:07.160 like the fact that we watched this movie felt like we did it as completionists, 350 00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:10.680 not because we wanted to certain I mean, if you going to look 351 00:26:10.680 --> 00:26:14.400 at the box art for this film, it looks atrocious es That should be 352 00:26:14.440 --> 00:26:18.680 your first warning. Every expense was spared, boy, wasn't it. And 353 00:26:18.799 --> 00:26:25.519 the fact that this is associated with Demon Knight and Bordello of Blood makes those 354 00:26:25.519 --> 00:26:30.319 films look like Blade Runner and Alien like two of the greatest, two of 355 00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:33.680 the greatest genre films of all time. That that's how good those films look 356 00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:37.000 in comparison to this. Yeah, if there's anything to recommend this, it 357 00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:42.359 would have to be that it makes previous efforts it seems startlingly good. Is 358 00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:45.599 this? I mean, up until this point, we haven't gotten a season 359 00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:49.279 seven yet, which is kind of notorious. Is this the worst Tales from 360 00:26:49.279 --> 00:26:52.640 the Crypt thing we've seen? I'll say I'll say yes, just because of 361 00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:56.960 the length. Even with a really bad episode, you know it in twenty 362 00:26:56.960 --> 00:27:00.680 two twenty three minutes, it'll be done. This just kept going. And 363 00:27:00.759 --> 00:27:06.319 the funny thing is when I was watching it um with my wife last night, 364 00:27:06.759 --> 00:27:08.519 she was she was like, when is this movie an end? And 365 00:27:08.599 --> 00:27:11.000 I was like, I don't know. It feels like it had been on 366 00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:18.039 four forever and it's not that long half Yeah, but it, man, 367 00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:21.680 oh man, felt like three to four hours. I mean, if you 368 00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:26.680 have some sort of sick completionist compulsion like we do, and the fact that 369 00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:30.640 we're bringing you content by watching it, by all means four dollars on Amazon. 370 00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:34.440 But I can tell you that those four dollars would be better suited sitting 371 00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:40.799 in your pocket. Just go and give four dollars to someone who needs it 372 00:27:40.839 --> 00:27:42.759 more, because the people who made this film don't need it. Yeah, 373 00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:48.519 And uh, I think that's that's that's a pretty good summation. Don't don't 374 00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:52.119 waste anything on this. No, And I can't even believe that Rob Cohen 375 00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:55.279 is involved was involved with this film. Well, I'm sure it was a 376 00:27:55.319 --> 00:27:57.319 little different when he was planning to do it. You know, I don't 377 00:27:57.319 --> 00:28:00.640 know. I couldn't I couldn't find a script, so I don't know. 378 00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:04.319 I mean, this is the same person who brought us The Mummy, Tomb 379 00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:10.599 of the Dragon, Ember, and the Skulls. Oh and he's also the 380 00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:12.839 reason we have The Fast and the Furious. So that's right. Don't forget 381 00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:18.839 Triple X. Oh that's right. Yeah, Dragonheart, Dragonheart and the Hurricane 382 00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:22.799 Heist. Oh man, what a yeah. I remember that classic film, 383 00:28:22.839 --> 00:28:27.759 Classic and the rat Pack, a film where ray Leota plays Frank Sinatra. 384 00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:30.759 Oh man, he made that. That was terrible. Yeah, I know, 385 00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:34.240 it was terrible. Its real bad. It was like astoundingly bad. 386 00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:38.880 It's almost as bad as this. But I, like you said, I 387 00:28:38.920 --> 00:28:45.000 think that I think that if this movie had just been you know what it 388 00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:48.519 was up until the ending, Yeah, it's whatever, it's not good. 389 00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:55.240 But the fact that that ending does what that ending does, it feels like 390 00:28:56.200 --> 00:29:00.119 it's yeah, it's it's a step too far without even realize that that's a 391 00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:06.079 problem. Like they just they don't even care, and neither do we. 392 00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:10.880 No, not, not in the slightest It's again, this is genuinely the 393 00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:12.640 like I said, I think I'm with you. I think this is genuinely 394 00:29:12.680 --> 00:29:17.079 the worst thing I've ever seen regarding Tales from the Crypt. And on top 395 00:29:17.119 --> 00:29:18.759 of everything else, the only gore is in the first five minutes of the 396 00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:25.640 movie, which is actually a pretty good gore. Eric Kavari Melting was always 397 00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:30.319 great. I mean Eric Kavari, It's great, great character actor. Oh 398 00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:33.160 and Jackie DeNardo from It's Always Sunny is in this episode and she gets murdered. 399 00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:37.559 So there you go. There's Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say 400 00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:44.359 skip, skip, skip hard, don't watch this movie. There's like, 401 00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:48.920 there are so many better things that we've watched, Monster Club, those two 402 00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:52.720 Tales from the Crypt movies, the original ones before they were even part of 403 00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:57.119 a series. Yeah, but this makes Pordelo of Blood, I mean, 404 00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:02.559 a film that I and one of us really liked. This makes Bordello of 405 00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:04.519 Blood look like the greatest film ever made. Yeah, I would if you 406 00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:07.440 put the two movies in front of me, I definitely gotta choose Demon Knight. 407 00:30:07.559 --> 00:30:12.480 Yeah or yeah, So I think since this is the final Tales from 408 00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:17.119 the Crypt movie we're talking about, what is your ranking for those three Tales 409 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:19.039 from the Crypt movies. I think it's just the order they came out. 410 00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:23.519 I think it's just Demon Knight and Bordelo of Blood. And let's just pretend 411 00:30:23.559 --> 00:30:27.440 that this isn't one anyways, because they didn't. So the law of diminishing 412 00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:32.640 returns in action the Tales from the Crypt film franchise. It's true, and 413 00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.400 we did get to find out that John Cassire, as much as we love 414 00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:40.799 him, cannot do a Jamaican accent. No, not as not as the 415 00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:44.480 Crypt Keeper. I'm sure you can do one without it, but boy. 416 00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:47.359 So Yeah, So that's it for Tales from the Crypt Movies. And I 417 00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:52.279 couldn't be happier because if there was something else to come out past this, 418 00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:56.680 uh, it's probably had a very high likelihood of being directed by like Ooha 419 00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:00.599 Bowl. Yeah probably. So let's let's be happy with what we've got and 420 00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:06.480 say goodbye to this entirely. Yeah, and it's you know what the biggest 421 00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:08.960 shame is it was distributed by r KO. Well, they own they own 422 00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:11.960 the original movie that's you know, they sure. I know you see that. 423 00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:15.160 You see that name, and you're just like our ko pictures, like 424 00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:18.119 the history behind that. I know it gives you a little bit of hope. 425 00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:22.319 I haven't seen this logo in decades. This is going to be interesting. 426 00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:26.519 No, nope, sorry, wrong answer. So yeah, So that's 427 00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:30.880 uh, that's our review of Ritual. Not good. Don't waste your time. 428 00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:33.279 I don't know, it's such. It's to me. I don't know 429 00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:37.000 about you, but to me it is kind of a bummer because I don't 430 00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:40.559 know if we're ever going to see anything else Tails from the Crypt. Oh, 431 00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:44.000 we will eventually, once once they sort out all those rights, someone 432 00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:48.519 will go full steam again. But this was not the way to reignite interest 433 00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:52.720 in it. But neither is pairing m Night Shamalan unless you want it to 434 00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:55.759 be bad, which I mean, hey, look at Ritual. Maybe that's 435 00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:59.240 what they're going for. It's so bad, it's bad. It was a 436 00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:01.839 stepping stone. So on the next episode of Chronicles from the Crypt, we're 437 00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:06.759 going to be taking a look at the first two episodes of season seven, 438 00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:12.319 otherwise known as the British Season, because the entire season of the show was 439 00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:16.319 filmed overseas in England. I have not seen it enough to remember it, 440 00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:21.279 but I know that we're going to be seeing some familiar faces like Daniel Craig, 441 00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:24.839 You and McGregor. I think, yeah, that's the only one I've 442 00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:31.720 seen Steve Coogan and then Bobcat Goldweight doing a three Little pig story. Yeah. 443 00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:35.920 That probably meant for season six and it just took them too long to 444 00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:37.880 anime. Yeah. So yeah, So we'll be looking at the first two 445 00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:43.799 episodes of season seven on the next episode. Those episodes are Fatal Caper and 446 00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:49.000 Last Respects. So until then, what corner of the crypt can people find 447 00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:52.119 you in? Father Malone? Well, I would encourage everyone to go over 448 00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:55.400 to my website Father Malone dot com to check out my new podcast, Dark 449 00:32:55.559 --> 00:33:00.519 Destinations. It's a travelog to fictional towns. You can check out my YouTube 450 00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:04.720 channel at five Films. I got a lot of content on there. You 451 00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:07.839 can also hear me over on Dreams for Sale, the Twilight Zone eighty five 452 00:33:08.039 --> 00:33:12.880 podcast, which I do with Chris and our good friend Mike White. As 453 00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:16.119 for me, you can find me on Twitter at Casualty Underscore Chris. I 454 00:33:16.200 --> 00:33:20.960 do a bunch of podcasts Father Malone mentioned some of them. Scary stories we 455 00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:23.240 tell is another one that I do that is true crime, paranormal in the 456 00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:28.240 supernatural, along with a little bit of the horror community thrown in for good 457 00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:30.640 measure, because let's face it, if you're a horror fan, it kind 458 00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:35.680 of just permeates everything. Anyways, you can find us on the Internet at 459 00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:42.079 Chronicles FTC dot com or over at Twitter at chronicles FTC. Big thanks as 460 00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:45.599 always to John Kassire for the intro to the podcast, and we'll catch you 461 00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:57.119 on the next episode.