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All right, good morning. Here
we go Tuesday, December nineteenth. This

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is the final downbeat episode of twenty
twenty three. Properly at Phil ends rest

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of the week, although that's no
slight to Pugs and Sybil and Lacey.

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G are gonna hold it down Tomorrow, Thursday and Friday, so we are

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gonna wrap it up. We don't
have Danny. There's no Danny today.

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What Yeah, because you know,
vacause he is not here. He did.

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He gave us the shrugs hands up
emoji and around two weeks for Thanksgiving,

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guys have forty vacation days lefts.
What you gotta do about it?

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Yeah, I said, good call, man. You saved him. You

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telling me I'm not gonna see Danny
until January second. January second, the

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next time you see. Yeah.
Unless you guys have holiday plans, what

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you might nothing written down yet,
Yeah, nothing scheduled. Get it on

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the docket, man. You guys
can watch the Cowboys get together on Christmas

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Eve. Cowboys Dolphins, a lot
of hope. Eagles lost last night.

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You guys could get together, make
some chili. I'm just learning that.

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Jackson Smith and Jigbos from Rock Wall, do you know that I did not

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know that you knew that. Yeah, he's got a Cowboys star tattoo in

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his arms. Well, I tell
you what, when it comes to where

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kids with the high school I just
don't give a single damn he balled.

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You know those people, yeah,
you know those people who follow high school

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football closely, and he might be
one of them. I'm sorry to a

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really cover high school football. I
don't know how they do it. Well,

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there's so much, there's too much
of it, and there's too many

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schools, and at some point there's
too many four a's and five a's and

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six a's. There's a lot of
schools. I'm like, huh huh,

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I'm not doing it. Wait till
you get to a good college, play

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there for a year, then transfer
out, and then transfer out after another

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year, and then go to the
bigs. I don't know who you are.

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I just remember his name being like
you know those high school highlights,

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Yeah, Saturday Friday, Saturday night, you know, speak out too,

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And then I was his highlights hate. I was like, man, and

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they were like, he's doing Ohio
State. I was like, oh man,

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the kids would be good, and
he is good. And he made

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an incredible catch last night, Yeah, with like forty five seconds left in

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the game, as Drew Locke leads
the Sea Bags, Yeah to a last

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second victory over the hated Eagles.
And Eagles are such a mess right now.

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They actually could lose one of those
games the Giants, and that game

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to the Cardinals. Not likely,
but it could happen, although they had

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COVID or the flu or something running
amok. I love hers. Was the

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saddest he's ever looked yesterday. Yeah, the least hot he ever looked,

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really was. He didn't know it
didn't He needed to be nursed back to

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health. He didn't look like he
was from the nineties anymore. Our nineties

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hot quarterback JJ's number one quarterback,
narrowly beating the backup for the Panthers or

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whoever she picked that was number two. It was weird. It was now

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like number four was some backup Aidan
O'Connell. No it was not. It

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was Tennessee David Willis will Will Yeah, third stringer, and she threw Zach

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Wills at number eight, so she'd
had one white dude on the Zach Wilson

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is cute though, cute, and
it's funny because I didn't even think cute

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and hot are different. You know
that, I know, I know that.

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But if you're gonna look at the
whole NFL quarterback like ten is hard

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to say, like there's ten hot
quarterbacks, there's maybe four. There's more

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good ones than there are hot ones. Yeah, so you gotta start narrowing

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that list down. Okay, Okay, Who's cute? And I feel like

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he's going to be very good looking
when he gets older if he stays.

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Are we talking about he's unproblematic?
Wilson, Zach, he's got like dimples.

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I actually think it might be a
decent time to buy on Zach Willson,

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Like you know these guys, and
maybe it because I watched his b

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while you highlight package recently that you
know with like the tweet of whatever happened

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to this guy? And he's all
swaggy and badass. They were fun too,

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he was ripping it and there's some
good throws he made in college.

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This is uh. See yesterday we
started JJ's top ten movies of twenty twenty

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three and then the stream cutout.
We get kicked off the air for a

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couple of minutes. All technical difficulties, no bigger issue than that. It

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happened to every local iHeart station.
I just want to clear that up for

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anyone that thought big changes were happening
format flip or something. Now, I

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thought that, oh, just just
the amount of misinformation. You know.

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We had to do a nearly a
two hour, NonStop yeah segment with no

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breaks and nothing planned. We did
like a Hulk run practice run. We

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did a qualifying laugh with the hulkathon. We did two hours and no commercial

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and you know that's fine, get
it all fixed. I enjoyed Christine and

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Steve today ten to two, the
Speakeasies two to six at Alamo Draft House.

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Oh in Lake Highlands. I'm gonna
go pop in hang out with them

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last hour or so because we got
movie tonight Office Christmas Party six fifteen,

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the Let's Freaking Chill Movie Series,
and you can be there. It's seven

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dollars tickets. And if you're like, hey, if I can make it,

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show up late, we don't care. It's gonna be a party.

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We've we've decided that we are going
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you can kind of talk in it. Yeah, you know, yeah,

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throw stuff, throw popcorn, throw
your silverware. That's a couple of Draft

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House people are like, oh,
I got to clean that up. But

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seven dollars is the ticket? Were's
something quote unquote festive, Right, it's

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like festive. Basically, we're just
gonna buy you a drink seven dollars.

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Yeah. Well, I mean if
everyone wears something and there's one dude,

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it's like, oh my god,
it's got off work until I forgot what

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are we gonna say? Yeah,
we'll buy a drink drink, you know,

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but you know that's goin of going
at six fifteen and we'll you speak

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easy there two to six Good Times
Today Times the movie six fifteen fifteen Early

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Bird. Yeah, because we're going
to give people like time to go do

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stuff after go home. What they
want to do go to karaoke? Almo

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draft House, Lake Island's location.
Is there any Tuesday night karaoke down there?

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Okay, that's well I did say
at that time, but you've asked

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twice. Kat wants to be singing
on a microphone tomorrow night. I can

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tell tonight tonight. Well it feels
like tomorrow night because of the shift we

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work. But yes, m okay, probably I don't see anything jumping out

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of me for Tuesday nights. But
you know, either way, we'll see

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what happens. I guess I like
to party, especially when I wake up

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the next day, so that's gonna
be good. I'm honored that we have

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some pugs and Sybil dude, didn't
that cool? And they're like, you

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know, tweeting about it and yeah, so they're in the rest of the

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week and in the word most next
week. I guess not Christmas, and

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yeah, not the twenty six sixth. I don't know whatever, Yes,

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you doing anything for Christmas? You
heading anywhere? Got a couple, nothing

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special, nothing, There could be
a spur of the moment. Just get

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a flight somewhere. Okay, that's
what I'm thinking too, but I doubt

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it. Go to New Orleans.
I was thinking about that. I'm going

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to Florida, where please do then
load up? It would be in a

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heaven. Load up. You know, let's get it going. Why not?

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But you know, I'm also like
thinking of all the things I could

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accomplish at home, literally, like
the back porch that I'm still trying to

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get all this gravel off of and
that was like pounded onto the back porch.

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Finally get that finished. Can I
ask you something about home ownership?

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Uh? Huh? What do you
guys do with all these leaves? Well?

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Am I supposed to do with all
these leaves? I don't do anything,

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but I know I've seen a lot
of people in my neighborhood and it's

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had me thinking I should rake them
and put them in a bag and then

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lay them out for a bulky pickup
day? Is that what you're supposed to

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do? So they're supposed to do. I don't know. For you in

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Dallas, it's a little different.
For Richardson, I have an app,

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the Richard's an app, and you
can like, hey, submit a request

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like give me the bulky pickup day, and they tell you when to do

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it m hmm and when to have
it out. We have a website that

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tells us what day it is.
It's like whatever, Wednesday, second of

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the month or something. I don't
know if this has been different in years

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past, though, but I have
my entire home and yard is covered in

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these leaves. I've noticed more leaves
than usual. I think it's like a

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seasonal like the maybe the way fall
or cold weather hit everything just felt the

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same time this year, or is
it exactly the same every year, probably

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a little later now because I believe, I swear I'm not doing the climate

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change global warming thing, but I
do believe this. Over time, the

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seasons have changed. Closh everything a
month back. Okay, yeah, but

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I've owned the house for like six
years, so that's too small of a

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sample. The December is when the
fall starts. Now, so what I'm

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saying, So you're saying it stays
warmer later and the leaves cling on until

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there's a moment when they are just
like a can't oh, everybody off?

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Or the tree? Yeah? Is
the leaf getting sick of the tree or

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the tree just saying I'm hot,
get off of me. No, it's

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the leaf not being able to cling
on anymore because it's because it got cold.

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I think on some level, the
tree is pushing the leaves off.

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If you think about it, don't
act like the tree is not involved in

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this. Well, no, the
tree probably has a little bit of say

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yeah, but it's the leave who's
hanging on for dear life. The leaf

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is just just a part. I've
heard dendrologist fall in and tell us about

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freeze and leaves. I have an
eighty six foot tree over my house not

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eighty six feet and has a lot
of leaves, and they're all everywhere.

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And I was out there yesterday and
I'm like, what do I don't have

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a rake, so not to go
buy another? Buy a rake? I

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got a Rake's like ten bucks?
Yeah, but all I do is I

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want to get you bucks bucks,
ten bucks. No, it's nothing,

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it's nothing. I want to get
you a rake. You should have got

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me a rake for Christmas. Good. I have a rake up ere.

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God, there's nothing more depressing than
getting seeing a rake getting bad tools.

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I mean, eventually it'll feel good
to get that stuff. But I think

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you and I are a couple of
guys are trying to cling to our to

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our youth, you more than me, just because of the sheer age of

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us both. Do you think me
out there raking is not? I just

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feel like a oh cool rag and
I to go do work outside. Awesome.

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I will say, all the leaves
have sort of covered all the dog

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poop that I should have been picking
up this whole time, though too it

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see the old tax break there thereby
a little back end profit there. But

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my neighbors have clearly dedicated a day
or two Sylvia has dedicated a day to

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getting these leaves out of her yard, and her yard looks nice. Now

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Sylvia, she wants to gill over
time. Oh, she has a rake

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too. I borrowed a ladder.
I borrowed a ladder from Sylvia. I

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thought I was gonna die on this
thing, and inspired me to purchase my

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own ladder. Ladder's a great purchase. I bought one. I bought a

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ladder. Is it just a standard
folding ladder, dude? I bought I

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fell for some futuristic Oh no,
yeah, you know, it like all

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cinches up and then you pull it
out and it clicks, like just pulls

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straight out. I mean, it's
kind of awesome. Actually, now it's

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good to go high in That probably
leaves the ladder and my ladder technically something

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that could kill you. I probably
could happen. But when you go full

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extension, it's not like an a
frame ladder. It's still just a ladder,

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but it's got space age polymers in
it, so it's apparently it holds.

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But when you get it for the
full extension, you get up there

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pretty high, that middle starts wobbling
a little bit, you know, like

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you start thinking what's the what's the
weight grade on this thing? Can it

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handle this this level of athleticism.
I definitely had a six footer and I

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said, you know what, it's
got to get a ten footer just to

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get to the top of the house. If you had some clean gutters,

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you clean gutters sometimes, you know, gutters, those gloves on and get

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in there and dig that mud out
of there. It's good to have.

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I don't know. Well, so
so big home projects are on the menu

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for its Christmas break as of right
now possible. We've definitely discussed moving around

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the living room a little bit.
Oh really, you know, because you

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know, if you move it around
a certain way and you added a couch,

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we could have two couches and move
a you know, some things around.

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But yeah, I don't know.
You know, that's one of those

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things like how am I going to
spend my days off? Well, you

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end up sitting there going I'm probably
gonna have to spend money on something.

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Otherwise you're just not doing anything.
Do you ever do this? Where?

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Trust me, Hey, Kevin that
lived alone could have stayed in his apartment

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and just done nothing all day,
been a happy fella. COVID didn't affect

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this guy too much. Mister introvert, for the most part, was pretty

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good with that. But now it's
kind of like, you know, you

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have a fiance. Yeah, you
got to do the entertaining. Are you

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calling her a fiance yet? No? Say it? It sounds weird.

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It sounds French or something weird.
I'm pretty sure it. Don't like it,

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fiance. I fear that I'm just
gonna Okay, so I want I'm

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off starting tomorrow until the second.
Yeah, it's amazing, it's a magic

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trick. I should go. I
should go to Miami for the Dolphins.

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That's what I was thinking you should
do. I mean, it's a big

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game. Okay, but here's a
I don't know Christina is up yet.

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So she is, I'm wants to
and is sort of obligated to go see

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her parents on Christmas. Yeah,
that's what That's what I do, or

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that's what I'm doing, and I
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and I get that where I'll get
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Really, they all speed talk,
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that you can't understand. A couple
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awkward white guy Mexican Christmas. Would
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no. I was holding a place
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of the cousins could get their seat
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kind of standing there by it,
so knowing would sit there. You know,

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I was holding their seat for them
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But I was watching the game.
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Gato and said, cousin brought her
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the national anthem. Okay, that's
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It was pretty funny, but he
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white power jokes and stuff. I'm
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nationalist. I'm just the only white
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on, man, that's a big
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well so again, what's tomorrow the
twentieth under the twentieth. But I

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can't make a move. I can't
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three day window, Yeah, a
three day window and then a happy back

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just so you know she can go
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an hour on Christmas and then what
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Yeah, here's a secret tell you
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cabin up and broken bow mm hmm. Y'all in the tall trees? Well

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don't we just checked the availability of
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some of them. I don't know. Maybe you don't want to be with

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your work friends. Dude, I
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there a year for like two or
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two days. I think three is
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three yeah, And I'm just like, I don't know. I don't know

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how much it is. And you
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and New Orleans anywhere else you can
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there like Tuesday night, the twenty
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Yeah, just think it out loud. I don't know. And I

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just burned the New Orleans thing,
which was amazing. But like another quick,

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quick anything trip might be might be
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have Christmas right the middle eleven.
We have to go do that. Yeah,

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okay, I have four pairs of
tickets to see Ron White at wind

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Star excuse me on the twenty ninth. Yeah, four pair? What are

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we gonna do with them? Let's
sell them, dude, Let's sell them

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on the secondary market. Oh no, no, I don't own me for

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this vacation we're going on. Yeah, I don't own them. They were

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they were given to me to give
away to the audience in some former fas.

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Again. Yeah, all we do
is give, We give, and

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we give. What if we played
finish that Christmas lyric? Okay? Is

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that a good game? Not really? Okay, it's sucks. Just the

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basic daily trivia that I have.
I like that. Uh So, light

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up the phones two one four or
eight one seven seven eight seven one nine

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seven one. You can text us
all day on that, but call us

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and we'll pop you on here and
see if you get your Ron White tickets

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because I got for them four pair
to give away. This is good.

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You win these. Well, I
don't know if we'll get them to you

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in time, probably not knowing this
joint, but that's a good like Christmas

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thing for Pau Paul right or I
don't know who likes Ron White? Yeah,

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I don't know. It might be
funny I'm not. I just don't

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know. But just given his last
name, I think the demographic is mainly

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white Asians. Really what about Reggie
White? And Asians love Ron White?

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According to Bob Costas, Yeah,
I don't know he was. Wasn't he

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a part of the Jeff Foxworthy and
Larry the cable guy that's worthy coaching tree

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billing, will coach comedy tree.
I don't know that great redneck comedy tour.

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If you brush your teeth and bacon
grace, you might rehind Nick.

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I know, you know, more
building billing. Let's go there, and

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I'm driving the other day down I
thirty side, say, convenience store two

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miles away, exit in two miles
then where the cable guy goes out in

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the and then Ron White's the guy. I don't even know his voice sounds

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like that wasn't all building to an
incredible Ron White? Oh? Yeah,

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I don't know. I don't know. Damn it, what you could have

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carried shrug that landing out there with
the with the most perfect I know what

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he looks like. He's older,
dude, gray hair. I've seen him.

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Yeah, I feel probably got some
classics. He's the guy we've all

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seen, you know, but I
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than that, I'll tell you at
seven. We have an incredible thing to

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get into in sports and which it's
been debated, black man versus white man

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in football? How would it go? Rishard Mendenhall brought it up, asked

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the question. He asked the question
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tweet from Rashad Mendenhall and a local
guy in hot Water at six thirty with

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an actor, a Marvel man who
they've put a lot on. They've dropped

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him. We'll tell you more about
that six thirty. Let's go first,

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collar, Hi, what's your name? Hey? My name is Jordan and

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I'm on Team FM. Alry,
Team FOUN. Thank you Jordan. The

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Warriors that we created yesterday and we're
stuck only on FM. That's where for

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you today was born. Are you
a big fan of Ron White whose nickname

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is Tater Salad? Couldn't be a
Huger fan? Okay? A Huger fan?

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Okay? Well what do you do
Jordan? What's what's your story?

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Where do you go to work at? I lead worship for a church in

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Prisco, Texas? All right,
I already have a pastor friend, but

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I don't think we need to limit
that to just one. So, oh

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you don't have one like me?
I don't know. My guy is funny.

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I'm not saying you're not. You
do sound funny. This dude is

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funny. Smart was playing video games. This guy's funny. He came in

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with tm FM Joe. Yes,
I know he's off to a great start.

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But I'm at like seven years with
my other pastor friend. The pastors,

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I could be a young pastor fan. Do I have a pastor's joke?

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Yeah, got a great pastor's joke. Okay, hit me. What's

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the difference between a Baptist pastor and
a Methodist pastor? Oh, I'm not

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going to get this. The Baptist
pastor will hide from you at the liquor

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store. You know what. That
in my experience is true. Yeah,

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that just maybe that's too niche.
No, it's not too niche. I

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mean for me, that is at
home. For me is a bounced around

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all the churches. The Baptists don't, don't there's some something there about they

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do it. They definitely party,
okay, but there's something about it's seen

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as shameful or something there. You
only take two pasngers fishing instead of one

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because one will drink up all your
beer. Yeah, no trivia for you.

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Put you on hold, Jordan,
just give him. We need the

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church contingent out at Ron White at
Windstar at the casino. Jordan's down.

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Hold JJ, you get your info. Thank you, guys, Thanks Jordan.

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All right? Line two, hey, line two, what's your name?

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Hello? Line three? High?
Line three? What's your name?

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Hello? Here? Yes? Man? Hey, Hey, I'm Chris,

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Hi, Chris, Chris. Where're
coming from? Okay? I'm from Hers,

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but I'm headed out towards Weatherford right
now? For word? All right,

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you're a man of God. Uh
not? I mean on Sundays when

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the Cowboys play. You know what, he praised the Cowboys to win.

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I like that every Sunday. Okay, Chris. What do you do?

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Man? I deliver a heavy equipment
for you night a rentals. I'm a

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heavy hauler, all right. Heavy. The heaviest thing we haul is about

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eighty two thousand, eighty two thousand, dang. And you have a big

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truck and that's what you you bring
it somewhere, A really big truck.

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Eighty two thousand pounds eighty two thousand
total weight truck trailer unit about one hundred

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and twenty thousand dang eighty so a
ton is two thousand pounds? Like,

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do you need a escort on the
roads when you're driving around an eighty two

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thousand pound item? Usually when we
go to rock Wall, they require us

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to have one, but anywhere else
we just go. Is there peak traveling

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time for you? Like? What's
it good to beat traffic? Or is

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it just Kansas as earlier the better, Earlier the better, like first in

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the morning or overnight, first thing
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yard at five point thirty. We
have to leave by six to get out

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and start going. So what are
you doing right now? I'm headed towards

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Baird, Texas to go pick up
a wheeloader. Played in couple golf tournaments

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out and Baird. How much's a
wheeloader? Way? Give me one second,

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I'll tell you you know what this
bad boy ways thirty three thousand.

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Does this guy just check the paperwork
right there? Yeah, it's on the

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phone. We run digital, So
damn, this guy's doing good work out

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there, Mike, right, hauling
big things across the Metroplex over the holidays.

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Let's get this guy some Ron White
tickets. Just go see Ron White.

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Just see Ron White. Man,
you have to earn. You've earned

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it by being you go see mister
tat tator salad and enjoy yourself. Chris,

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stay on hold. Yeah, man, you're a cool dude. J

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J gets your information. I'll tell
you what we're feeling. Very generous collar

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four and five. You stay on
hold to j J. O get your

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info. There are your four winners, giving them. We're just gonna give

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them today. Man, the gift
of Ron White, the gifts of tator

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salad. That we're bringing tater salad
to the Christmas fun Day, to the

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family Christmas. If you bring you
le mirroring it, Ron White, native

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of Fritch, Texas, should mean
to add that to Danny's impersonations. Add

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add the whole redneck comedy true Where
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Ten miles north of Amarillo. Oh
way out there, damn red neck comedy

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tour. Okay, a blue collar
redneck comedy tour. Is that that's a

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blue collar, but red I got
a blue collar, but a red neck.

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Adding stuff to Danny's thing when he's
not around, and then just springing

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on him. His Popeye last week
was spectacular. Okay, so we told

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you Classic Sports Debate coming up at
seven, that's incredible. JJ's Top ten

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movies of twenty twenty three at and
then coming up next, Marvel has made

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a big move that is uh,
you know, they put a lot into

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this fella and they dropped him.
We'll give you the latest on that next

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time. Ninety seven won the Freak