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is coyote story real quick? Because the nine one one call has come down
and this is kind of wild. This A lady calls nine one one from
the county at the park in Arlington last week, which was a big story.
But listen to what this couty was up to. You there we go.
Can I get ambula? I don't even know where we are. Jesus,
I have a little girl who just got attacked by a coyote at the
part it's gonna be always some of that. Oh is it park? Bay
Central Park? A hundred van brand Yay? How old is the girl's com
are hello? Are you there? Or is she awake? Yeah? She's
green there. Okay, she just got off the woods because and she breathing.
Yeah. Is it just a bike? Just a I mean like he
didn't anything right, Okay, did the coyote go away? No, he's
still here. So it's in the woods. No, he's here at the
park like the kids were on the playground. He is packed a little girl
on the playground and drag places in the woods. And our dad was tasting
upsets. So damn, that's scary. Poor thing. Take your daughter to
a park. The next thing you hear called nine one one. It tried
to drag her into the woods, and the dad would running after it.
I mean, the dad owner. If he laid the fist of four,
I would think the Matt McBriar full boot. Yeah shoot once dad power kicks
in, you know, if he was carrying. You can't take that shot.
Yeah, probably not, but you can run over there and boot the
s out of this thing. This idiot give it a go to drag your
kid. My god, poor thing. She handled that pretty well, and
she had the coolness to say like, no, she's I mean, she's
breathing, it's not she didn't. She said he didn't rip anything off,
which he did bite the hell out of her the part where she cusses here
at the part it's gonna be part's going back os And they said it was
two of them too at once. They're crazy. Get comfortable there they again,
they think we kind of hit this last week. They think, you
know, the trash cans were overfilling there. M. I don't know whether
it's people in the city wasn't getting there to take them out or whatever,
but that was leaving trash and they're coming and getting scraps and they just see
four year old kids scraps too, probably wild Sure did we ever? I
mean? So they arrested one coyote and went ahead and put him to betty
By and then tested him for rabies and he didn't have rabies. Yes,
So then don't we just case closed? Here? Yeah, but they don't
know if that was the right one. We think case closed, okay,
but just something. I don't know how you know that's the one. If
there were two three, I think there were three kids bit all throughout the
week. So my other coyote story here. I don't know if you saw
this in the world of movies, Mike, they've shelved the movie Coyody Versus
Acme. Okay, I've never heard of this, but I want why.
I want this. It was an American it was a live action animated comedy
film and it was It had a lot of people in it, including John
Cena was in it. Will Forte was in it, and they ended up
shelve again. And the reasons why are a little bit unknown specifically, but
it's not getting it's not going to be seen. Here's a tweet that Will
Forte was in the movie put out last night, and I just loved this
tweet because they make you go through the whole process of making the movie.
The movie was paid for and then it's not being shown, so you assume
that the movie sucks, right, That's why. Here's what he said to
the cast and crew of Coyote Versus acme. I know a lot of you
haven't gotten a chance to see a movie, and sadly it's looking like you
never will. When I first heard that our movie was getting deleted, I
hadn't seen it yet, so I was thinking what everyone else must have been
thinking. This movie must be a hunk of junk. But then I saw
it and it's incredible, super funny throughout. It's visually stunning, sweet,
sincere, and emotionally a resonant in a very earned way. As the credits
rolled, I just sat there thinking how lucky I was to be a part
of something so special, and then that quickly turned to confusion and then frustration.
This was the movie they're not going to release. When it comes to
Hollywood business stuff, I don't know s about s. Even when a movie
tests very well like ours, there's no guarantee that it's going to be a
hit. And at the end of the day, the people who paid for
this movie can obviously do whatever they want with it. It doesn't mean I
have to like it. I effing hate it. It doesn't mean this movie
is anything less than magnificent. You would be so proud of it. It's
a movie that should be seen but won't. That is awesome because that's just
going to bat for all the people who you're right made that movie whole thing.
Listen to this, though, it says Warner Brothers Discovery shelved the film
in November twenty three so it could obtain a thirty million dollar tax right down,
making it the third film to be shelved by Warner Brothers Discovery, after
Batgirl and Scoob Holiday Haunt a thirty million dollars tax right down. You talk
about things that I don't understand. Yeah, tax benefits and how you do
that. And we just said that Anthony Kim didn't play golf for ten million
dollars because of insurance. Yeah, whatever, that thirty million tax right down?
Okay, hole on. You have to hear this. Though I briefly
read this the premise of this movie. It looks funny, Okay, I
read it. Yeah, after every product made by the ACME Corporation has backfired
on Wiley Coyote in his pursuit of The road Runner, A down and out
Billboard human attorney represents Wiley in his lawsuit to sue ACME. A growing friendship
between Wiley Coyote and his lawyer, motivates their determination to win the court case
as it pits them against the intimidating boss of Wiley's lawyer's law firm who now
represents ACME. Yes, so it's like a legal battle, and it's with
Wiley Coyote suing Acme. It's Will Forte, his life coat doesn't work.
It always hurts him suing John Cena Acri in the road run the ACME Corporation
lawyer John Cena. Yeah, and Will Forte, the down and out guy.
Oh, it's like, I mean that would have been good. And
he said, I mean when movies get deleted, you do think that,
right, It probably just wasn't good and then it was gonna fail. Pull
the money now before you invest in any marketing in it or anything. No,
He's like, I went and saw it. I'm not just saying because
I'm in it it was good. I can't believe it. I keep I
think like the way he said that up he was going to watch it thinking
it was gonna suck, and then yeah, I went, oh my god,
they nailed it came out good because you kind of never know until it's
edited, you know what it looks like. You just do a bunch of
scenes, probably out of order a lot too. Yeah, of course you
see it piece together. That's got to be impossible when you shoot something,
especially that that's like animation and live action, so you have no clue.
Yeah, well it's funny to do with something like that, and you're you're
like, this is this good? Is this bad? No idea until you
actually see the damn thing. Mike, do you have a pen and paper?
I want you to take your pen out if you have one, and
I want you here in a minute. Okay, my doctor gold paper.
So I'm gonna tell you to write down a word. In just a second.
We'll make it one word. I'm ready. The governor of Callifornia.
His name is Gavin Newsom. You know that, right, Gavin Newsom.
You don't have to direct that party, got it? Well? So Donald
Trump and Biden were both at the border yesterday. But I only pulled this
because I think it's funny. Trump has a new nickname, you remember,
ron to Sanctimoniousis it is anyone helps him? Or is the politics out?
He's that good. I think he doesn't go to rhyme zone ever they might.
Well, here's the new one, because this is his name for the
California governor Ron Newsom. Gavin Newsom, Oh, I'm sorry, Gavin Newsom.
Gavin Newsom, Okay, we guess you're ready. Oh yeah, Gavin
Newsom, it's not awesome news Oh god, I should have something. Gavin
Nuisance. Oh, Gavin Nuisance, excellent, Okay, let's see what you
want with. And we weren't promising free education, from medical, free everything.
I mean, all the promises that are made, no wonder they come.
I mean you look at what this governor newscum from California. Isn't that
his name? Newscam? What he's Okay, Gavin Newscumb? Okay, now
write that down and maybe make new scum is one word? Yep, got
it? What does that do for you? If you're just happening to I
don't know, get on Twitter, trending on Twitter. Yeah, I didn't
spell. It was like Gavin Newscum, I mean, what are we doing?
How is that in the go to? I need a singer, Gavin
Newsgum. That's what he's called, right, that's what people played again,
Gavin Newscum. And we weren't promising free education, free medical, free everything.
I mean, all the promises that are made no wonder they come.
I mean, you look at what this governor, newscum from California. Isn't
that his name? Newscom What he's done to California? And the guy's behind
him, like one guy's in camos in the military, one sheruff. You
know, they're all kind of nodding. That is kind of a serious face,
like they can't even laugh at it. That is his name, isn't
it one of us? What we're calling him now, right? Newscum?
I mean, look whatever, we're not. There's nothing political here but that.
It's incredibly fifth grade childish, like I can turn your name into a
it's a bad word. It's kind of wonderful. It's just like he's changed
everything about what happens, Like say what you want man, change the game?
He did. It's Shane Gillis's good stand up bit about that the other
day about the debate. He's like, oh, that could be your thing,
Like you don't have to just be like education religion, Like that could
be your thing. You could just say that the guy's ugly, yeah,
ugly and change your name. So I see that it's new scum, But
if you combine its one word I see trending yesterday the one word news scum
trending. Now I'm just like, Okay, what's going on in the news
today, Friday. It's a weird. It was pretty weird the news dump.
No, not the news dump at all, but that definitely happened,
Mike. We have wildlife news here. We already did coyotes, You've already
done wildlife news here, circling back. We've got a whale of a story
for you. Those photographers have captured two male humpbacks having sex for the first
time. How do we capture this? So they were on the this is
off the coast of Maui, and they were just kind of out taking pictures
of whales and they're about fifteen feet below the surface. And I guess they
had a some type of technology or boat to go underwater and take these pictures.
You know, Ah, yes, an underwater boat him underwater hat on
your nep just next year off. But so, this is the first time
that humpback whales have been documenting exhibiting any kind of sexual activity. Hump back
whales, they're huge. So this occurred between two male whales. One appeared
to be injured, the other was a strong and healthy male. Well,
think of him as the stagneti of this below this of the seven seas,
the whale that received penetration was visibly emaciated and was covered in whale lice that
can proliferate on humpback whales. And so when humpback whales haven't been moving because
they were injured, whale lice gets on them. So he was covered in
whale lice. He was trying to the injury, was trying to swim away
from the healthy one. He eventually succumbed the male one hell grabbed him with
his pec fins, his pectoral fins. We began to position. Yeah,
gay whales, yes, would you like to make love? You know we've
seen the whale. We've seen this with walruses. I'll make love to you
many dolphins, seals, but first time on gay whales. There's their gay
seals. That was actually Kavanaugh with a gay seal. I think play that
again, please? Yes? Is that a walrus? Yeah? Maybe maybe
it is sea lion of some sort, but first time, first time they've
ever got it on, like documented whales doing it. What are we the
news you come for? Now? We were talking the other day about deep
voice. Uh, people with the voice, uh of what it means depending
on how your voice works, pitch, all these types of things I'm talking
about. Really, ladies love a man with a deep voice. Yeah,
absolutely do. But a part of that article that we didn't get to was
talking about fast talkers. I'm playing a clip from another show on our station
right here. The speakeasy was discussing this same story and groups happened to have
some Mike sceroid drops ready to go, but they were talking about fast talkers.
Now, personally, I think I'm a fast talker at times. Also,
though I do want I think I changed my pace depending on what we
gotta do here, because there's times that we got to hit that we need
to break on time. I'm just full disclosure here, someone's got to break
on times. Sometimes I feel like it helps move the conversation if I talk
fast. Sure, that's stupid and I shouldn't do it right, but I
do. But we're always kind of we always do kind of have a little
bit of a shot clock on each of our segments. Sure got about two
and a half minutes. You have famously talked fast in the past, but
it's not all the time. It's just when you get excited or you in
a lot. Yeah, I have a fun job and I like you guys,
Yes, and having fun. I decarted to tell yourself sometimes here's the
speakeasy. But you can hear from two to six with Mike Ryan or Jeff
Kavanaugh, Julie Dobbs and Grubs. So when it comes to tempo, people
might assume that fast talkers like Quentin Tarantino, for example, are more clever.
No, I sure don't. You don't think if someone's talking fast then
they know what they're talking about. I know. That's why I thought you'd
love it. Because there's my number one girls, Scout cooking on your like
coconut. I know that's why I thought you'd love it, because there's my
number one girls, Scout cooking on you like coconut. Hear that. If
you hear that, that means that the people he was talking to he's intimidated
by because his voice was going up as well. That's right, he was
intimidated. He was intimidated. Well he's fast talking. Yeah, fast talking
is what you do when you're trying to get out of someone you share for
some tough I never know what else to do. You can't be quiet.
You gotta epoin to somebody what's happening. You gotta say, look, you
lost when you're going fast? Uh huh, you know that everything's fine,
you're chilling. Yeah, Well, something that someone's hearing right now and like,
oh my god, I never thought that's the Stanfords. See, no,
one's not as good. But is that real or thats not sped up?
Well, that is something that someone's hearing right now, Like, oh
my god, I never thoughts, Actually, that's the Stanfords something. That's
why I thought you'd love it because this is my number one girls. Got
cooking, I like cooking up. Uh. I think I agree with Kavanaugh.
Yeah, probably defense mechanism. Maybe getting loud. I don't know.
Yeah, I know. I think if I ever feel I feel like I'm
being out numbered in any situation, I might raise my voice higher. What
do you mean? Yeah, the high pitched say I'm right, you end
up in that you know area pitch. I think I respect the audience.
I know that there's only so many twenty minutes and so many words they can
take, so I try to squeeze as much as I can, and those
short periods of time. Well. Also, the study did show there's no
connection between the rate of speech and levels of intelligence, truthfulness, or kindness.
There's nothing that says any of it. Nothing to be now, I
get called the mumblers. Sometimes you do have a little bit of mumbling and
trail off. But actually I find it endearing. When we first started doing
the show, I noticed it. I know there's some sort of you're gathering
your thoughts as you're as you're going. I mean, we all do that,
you kind of have to in this gig. But I find it enduring.
I feel like it's very honest. I am not. I don't make
it easy for the audience. See how I just said that sentence, I
am not and then they changed it to I don't make it easy for the
audience. But if you're kind of following a path and you're piecing together the
sentence as I say it, I always think about that when I'm listening to
a song. I'm kind of trying to tell what are the lyrics of this
song. It's almost like a puzzle, right, Yeah, I don't know,
yeah ko so, but I'll say the volume study did come out too,
And if you are a loud talker. That is not bode well for
you. It means that you don't have a lot of confidence. If you're
loud talking, you're masking it basically, all right. Yeah, I more
attribute it to unawareness. I think loud talkers just I think they're probably mostly
selfish people. Yeah, I think loud talkers don't have any courtesy for the
people around them. I tend to agree, And if anything, you're a
soft talker. Just yesterday, or when we were in the lobby two days
ago, I basically told you talk louder. I've always been to hear you.
I've always been saying we When we were at Lady Love the other day,
we're sitting at the same table in this club and it's all bouncing music,
and you and I had a ten minute conversation that I did not catch
a word of. Yeah, not one word. I was just nodding and
laughing when I thought it looked like you were delivering what might be a punchline.
I'm speak Kevin. It's hilarious. I do speak Kevin, but in
this case, didn't catch a word. Yeah, ten full minutes. Well,
dude, we'll coming up at nine thirty five. I actually have I
wrote down everything I told you in those ten minutes, so I'll tell it
to you live on the air. Trans I'll read the transcript a little bit
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