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March, and we are live on ucy dot TV. It is the Ocelli
Effect. I'm your host, Chuck o'celly. How are you tonight. It's
gonna be a strange show. We're not going to be real, real serious.
Got an actual comedian coming on now. I know what a lot of
the people in the chatroom are gonna say. His name is Reverend Bob Levy.
Okay, so get it out of your systems now, all right.
Anyway, Bob is a pretty interesting guy. I want to thank everybody for
tuning in because this is also one of those shows done by requests. See,
my thoughts are all as scattered everywhere, and somebody probably just heard baby
boys screeching a little bit. But my thoughts are scattered everywhere at the moment,
so let me get all my housekeeping duties out of the way. I
want to thank everybody for tuning in, whether you've gone to ucy dot tv,
slash t oe, or you have decided to utilize your final slab of
choice and hit me up on one of those applications. Appreciate all that.
Tonight is going to be one of those looser nights, although I do want
to get an idea of you know, somebody who's you know out there doing
the comedic thing. I said before, I wanted to get different comedians on.
So Reverend bob Lebe is going to be an interesting guy anyway, It
ought to be fun. Ah what has gone on though? Recently? Let
me tell you another shooting? Right? Am I going to cover that today?
No? Am I gonna bother with the Hitlery's emails? No, personally,
I think that's one of the most irrelevant, stupid possible things you could
even begin to waste your air time with, because all you're doing is being
distracted by the meat puppets and how they happen to play with their particular electronic
gadgets, and all it is is pointing the fingers to blame about how dare
you keep things private when you're supposed to be working for the government, and
if you think think that there aren't all sorts of stories like this out there,
or if you think that there's going to be the discovery of anything of
actual significance here unless it is fully intended and set up to be that way,
then I've got to tell you people, you need to get your oil
checked on that skull. It ain't working. It ain't working, hitlery who
cares? Another stocking war is appearing to set up the next Bush presidency because
well, it's Jebby's turn, isn't it, And if not him, it
really doesn't matter. Shuffle the deck, insert another Neocon space that'll be who
takes Obama's place, As if that's really significant in your everyday life. Man,
oh man, One of these days, people are going to figure it
out one of these days. And if I get caught in one of these
circular arguments again about the food, the water and the poison and everything else
around us, I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself. Although I
am having discussions in between major battles with Kim about possibly moving to Montana.
But that's a story for another show, isn't it. At any rate,
what else do we have on the agenda? You know? I had some
clips that I was going to pull together here, but time did run out
on me as per usual, and didn't get the things together. I wanted
to get together. But anyway, back to the freestyle just for a minute,
because because I just spoke to Bob right before I went to air,
and I was kind of tied up with other things, trying to type and
talk at the same time. And you know, much like they said about
Gerald Ford, it is difficult for that guy to urinate and chew gum at
the same time, although I can urinate and do a lot of things at
the same time, I promise you. Okay, anyway, let us see
if we can get see my clock says that all right, let's just check
on something else really quickly him and I really hope that my friend Brian,
Oh, that's another thing. I am going to take phone calls during this
show. I'd like to give the guest the first half hour to talk,
but then free for all and everybody get good and wound up. I'm sure
you're gonna be pissed and you're gonna have a lot of different things that you
really really want to say to this guest, not because of a particular political
bent or anything like that, but because I've never actually had a guest of
this sort on my show before, so have at it. I do have
the phone lines seven one eight seven one seven eight two nine six in case
you can't remember seven one eight seven one seven eight two nine six, and
another guy out of that Jersey, New York area. So, like I
said before, it ought to be fun. Oh, buddy, buddy,
buddy, buddy. Well, anyway, let's see if he is ready,
because, as I said before, you know, a little bit haphazard walking
into here like the Tasmanian Devil, you know, with a speech impediment.
That's how I feel tonight. Well, you know, the Tasmanian Devil wasn't
quite blind, though there were three mice that were kind of like that.
Man oh man. Anyhow, you know, I wish I knew how to
get to these little messages that I'm being given. Everybody, hang on with
the questions in skype, dude, I don't want to take printed questions.
Really, this is going to be a show where I'm not going to take
the skyped in questions. Okay, So I don't even have him on yet,
and I'm not gonna read these. I'm just not you gotta call in.
You got to face the music, okay, no more seven one eight
seven one seven eight two nine six if you have to use your phone otherwise
you are on my Skype typelist. And if you're not on my skypelist and
you're listening Charles dot ocelli, you should know how to spell Charles if you
don't see H A R L E s a little dot and then o'ceelli is
spelled oh E L l I contact requests me. No matter who you are,
I'll add you. I won't guarantee you, i'll keep you, but
I will add you. Of course. I keep getting these flirtatious you know,
I'm nineteen years old and my daddy's not home Skype contacts. I don't
know what that's all about. I wonder if anybody else is getting those,
or maybe I'm just a target for some reason, and I don't engage them
very long. I just kind of go, what are you contacting me about
the radio show? You know? Are you a long lost relative? Who
are you? And then I get oh, I'm I'm horny, and I'm
in this particular place and my daddy's not home, and I'm nineteen and uh,
you know. I don't know why that happens, folks really don't.
Anyway, Let's see if mister Levy is available. Did we add do?
Do you're ne connection problem? All right? Well, hopefully I'm still broadcasting.
I'm trying here. It's always a struggle with the skype, isn't it
always a struggle with this skype. Let's see if it works and I'll tell
you something else. I turned down yet another one of those Skype updates.
Oh there we go, Hey, Bob Levy, you know how you doing?
Man? I was explaining to people that I've never quite had a guest
like you on my show. And I'm happy. I've had a couple of
stand up comedians, but you know, well, I won't talk about what
separates them from you. But I do it all, baby, I don't
do just stand up. I do everything. Well. See, that's the
thing is you are an entertainer in general too, uh, you know,
and and a lot of people have seen you on various projects. I mean,
I'll let you discuss your projects as we go through here, but man,
oh man, you actually do a lot of different things. And uh
again, another guy from that northeast quadrant, which I hail from as well,
you know, which which gives me the odd attitude and everything else.
I mean, people say, why you're you're from North Carolina. You don't
sound a lot for you or from there, But no, no, I
don't. It's cool there, man. I lived in South Carolina for about
maybe eight months or so, and but it's cool. It's a different atmosphere
here for sure, because you know, the people just it's more laid back.
And I mean, well, if laid back is racist, yeah it
is. South Carolina was weird to me because I was dealing radio out there
and it was basically I said, yeah, the black guy that works with
us at Sells is gonna come and he's gonna bring forty people to a strip
club. And he goes, Bob, you gotta talked to me before.
We don't. We don't want to be known as that kind of club.
And I was like, dude, disguise whiter than I am. And it
was just shocking, you know. Yeah, but you know that aside.
I mean, see, I'm in a weird space, man. I actually
am in a neighborhood where there is me and then there's an eighty five year
old white guy and everybody else is not white. Let's put it that way.
Hey, as long as they're cold, doesn't matter what they are.
It's the way I look. I judge people how they fucking treat me and
how I treat them. That way, you know, if they're gonna be
an asshole, you're gonna be treated like an asshole. Oh no, do
it. Well, I'm with you. I mean, when we moved here,
I didn't even you know, I didn't give it a thought. But
it is strange though, because you know, people segregate themselves and that's one
of the things they do, uh, you know, automatically. But to
be honest with you, in North Carolina, I'm not seeing the harsh racism.
No, not as far as south. But you probably moved in at
night. That's why he didn't see him on the block. Yeah, yeah,
that would account for part of it. Definitely now, but definitely,
like I you know what I mean, you know, in the business world,
it was weird to me, you know, and I just tell my
wife, I don't want to be around these people, you know. I
just felt uncomfortable that they would just think that this guy was like from the
hood or whatever the fuck. And you know, and basically I'm telling you
he's he. He wouldn't if you talked to him on the phone, you
would think he was white. No, I hear you. And and to
be honest with you, sometimes the Southern draw down here is so convoluted that
it is it is a lot harder to tell the race of a person you're
talking to on phone. The first job that I got when I came down
here, I swear that I absolutely envisioned a black dude that I was going
to go do a job interview with. Right. It was a guarantee in
my mind because he just sounded that way. And uh, of course I'm
the one who's talking funny around here, you know. So so I said
to one of my co workers after I got the job for a little while,
you know, I said to him, I said, you know,
this might sound crazy, you man, but you know, when I was
just talking to him on the phone, I thought he was black. Yeah.
And the guy looked at me and he said, yep, me too.
I said, all right, all right, it's not just me.
Now, does he know like my wife wants to like? He liked it
there, you know what I mean? It is a beautiful place We're in
Greenville in the best section. And but you know, we I definitely you
know, see us. You know, he wants to move like uh,
like I would definitely go to the North Carolina a boat. We're definitely gonna
make that move in a couple of years. I think, you know,
a lot cheaper here, man, And there's a Greenville year. Now.
You and I say Greenville, but they say Greenville, Greenville, you know
like that. But hey, it is what it is. But I gotta
tell you that the one thing that is really noticeable to me is not,
you know, necessarily the racial divide, because I see that everywhere. But
the thing that like, there is that lack of intensity. Man, there
is like an intensity cloud that hangs over the northeast. Oh yeah, but
over there they hide it, do you understand? Is a difference. It
seems like everyone gets along out there. That's the way I looked at it
at the beginning, and then all of a sudden, I'm like, hey,
what the fuck is going on? You know? So I mean here
people speak out, they fucking do what the fuck they want, you know,
and they think they can shoot cops and that ship you know, Oh
yeah, well of course you know, the high intensity areas, uh,
And I blame that a lot on the high intensity the like the high evening
power lines that are over your head in a lot of places, especially in
Jersey, again where I was born and raised. So I have the right
to say this, but you know, it's basically the media makes it into
something. And of course, you know, without the media, nothing would
really happen. You put a camera in front of anybody, something's gonna happen.
That's just the way. You ever see a news guy out there and
somebody I'll go by and yell, suck my dick and keep running. You
know, it's just something that happens. That's you put a camera. There's
someone's gonna act like an asshole. And you can't do that when there's a
thing between races and cops and shit, you can't. You just fucking let
them. Why do you got to be there? We know you can write
about it in the paper tomorrow. Fucking assholes, yep, guaranteed. And
yeah, just so, And I'm sure a couple of people have noticed already.
Yeah, that's right. Normally I do sort of have a moratorium on
the language, but Bobbly, it's a little different. I don't have to
curse, but you know, no, you don't have to. But brother,
man, I don't care if this tonight, this is like my this
is this is my and here we got ready ready everybody, this is my
fuck at night. And I don't I don't usually use the fo I'm on
the air, but man, boom, there is listen. I don't want
to upset everybody. You know, Hey, but the whole thing is is
like I don't have the curse. You know, it doesn't matter. I
don't want to upset anybody. You know, that's my thing. Now,
you're not gonna upset any what. You might upset people, but you know
what, I don't need the curse. I'm just I'm saying, cursing is
not how you're gonna upset them. Don't worry about it because I've done wrangle
of radio forever and you know, I've never been bleeped or or dumped,
you know, because I know how to do it so it doesn't happen to
me. Yeah, and I've done I've done stuff like that too, where
I've been on you know, some of the broadcast shows, uh, you
know, and generally I'm like a say I'm a weird guy. I mean,
you don't you don't really know me. And again I want to thank
Brian Naddish for making the suggestion bring you on, because because you were one
of the guys that I would have never thought of, because I'm often you
know, locked into historical research and news stories and you know, and conspiracy
stuff. I mean, and we're going to get into that a little bit
because I would love to hear your views on this stuff. I always love
to hear something you sort of outside of the you know how it is like
in media, there's sort of like cliques, especially the independent media of individuals,
and I mean, I'm definitely one of those fringe people who is you
know, more about uh, you know, pointing out what's screwed up in
the world and why it is and the larger conspiracy is the reality as far
as I'm concerned. And I'm not saying that you've got to agree with that
to come on here and talk to me, but most of the time that's
what I end up with, you know, Yeah, I mean, I
tell the facts from my side, I speak my mind. I don't give
a shit if you don't agree with me. It's my opinion. And if
you don't like it, sucked my day. It's as simple as that.
That's how I lived my life, point Blake, That's it. And I
do keep saying you're a stand up comedian, but man, you do a
lot of other things too. Yeah, I just have fun. Man.
You know, I got a kid and he's playing in a band. I
take him to band practice. They fucking kick an ass and hopefully, you
know, we'd get to do a little tour out there with them, you
know, do a little comedy, a little music, little rock, real
rock, not like this ship. Today we're talking about Zeppelin, who they
got like eleven original songs. We're going to hit the studios and and so
it's really cool. That's cool. Yeah, I don't hear too many people
mentioned in the WHO anymore when it comes to musical influences. Zeppelin. Zeppelin
is one of those things. It's come to disappoint me over the years,
because I was a musician for some years too. Yeah. You know the
reason why I became disappointed is, you know, I learned after a while
exactly how they ripped off a lot of people. Wholesale musicians are generally themes
anyway, I mean, they nothing's really original, you know what I'm saying.
But but yeah, I mean, but the whole thing list is like,
uh, you know, I don't know if they were given the okay
on some of the songs, Like I know that I've heard it when I
was on Opie and Anthony we've played it a while ago, and uh oh
it's totally the song, you know. And uh, but you know when
you look into their their real music, that they are talented motherfuckers, you
know what I mean. They just kind of copied. They copied maybe five
songs totally sold. But the other shit, you know, I don't I
think they paid for it after a while. But the other stuff is just
brilliant. If you if you listen to every one of their albums, it's
just fucking amazing. Oh yeah, and especially in the studio, I mean
there there is some serious craftsmanship that goes into the stuff they did in the
studios. Yeah, but live is like you you go see them live if
you want, Like most people want to hear the album. When you see
Zeppelin, You're not you are not going to hear the album. You're not
even close. You know, they'll go off on something totally whacked or like
fucking ten minutes. They don't care, right, And you know that I'm
a huge Black Sabbath fan. Yeah me too. You know, I love
those guys and I've have been so grateful that, you know, in recent
years we've been able to see them come back together finally with Ozzie. Yeah,
and uh yeah, I'm good friends with Rudy Sarzo. He played with
Randy Rhodes. They hand picked him to be with Ozzy because you know,
Randy's like a real uh cool dude, real down to earth, doesn't drink,
doesn't do drugs, been married. There's the same woman his whole life,
never recheated on it. And they and he goes, this is someone
you need around you, and uh, that's when they did the Blizzard of
Oz. You can go on Moody Sarzo dot com and pick up the book.
I think it's called Blizzard of Well. Rudy Sarzo knew Randy from being
in Quiet Riot because yeah, yeah, you know they were. They were
originally Quiet Riot together when they did those first couple of albums that that weren't
really commercially successful in the United States. Uh you know, but but you
know, did actually contain. And if you listen to those albums, you
know, you don't exactly hear Randy Rhodes coming to the surface either, because
again I'm a huge Ozzy band, so I know way too much about this.
Well that's when you know what it is. Sometimes, like my son's
in a three piece band, So I said, you know what I mean,
you can't go crazy all the time because he's into end twhistles, so
he's doing crazy shit all the time. And they said, when Billy's doing
the lead, you gotta set you gotta keep the tone of the song with
the drama. You can't just fucking go off, and you know, you
go nuts. So it's a whole different game when you have you know,
just three people, Well, right, you gotta you gotta keep it tighter,
especially you know, the less people you got, the more you gotta
you know. And and Rudy was great for that too, I mean not
just with Blizzard of Oz, but I mean the stuff he was doing with
Quiet Riot, I mean was really cool. Plus I think he did a
stint in White Snake at one point, and yeah, yeah, do he
did, like you know what I mean what people always say, Oh the
bass player is a failed guitarist. And you know, I used to play
the bass, and then may some plays the bass. But the whole thing
is is if you are a great bass player, you will always have work.
Everyone's going to be looking for you, you know. Yeah, And
it's one of those and it's usually the missing element every time I put together,
you know, because I've done everything from like punk bands to uh,
you know, to serious metal like I've done like death metal bands, I've
done, h you know. I've also done blues and jazz and you know,
pop rock kind of all that stuff I did over the years. But
the thing is, one of the missing elements all the time is two things.
One a drummer who's more than just a timekeeper, and two is a
bass player that's really good. A good bass player they don't just you know,
there's a lot of good guitars, even in a local scene, but
good bass players not as easy to find. Yeah. See, that's why
they put together, you know what I mean. It's basically if you look
up Billy the Kid thought and uh uh he's basically he's fourteen years old,
probably one of the best guitar players you'll ever see. Uh, he say
he played. He was discovered by Jimmy Hendricks bass player. Uh. I
forget his name now, but he still plays with him and he's the only
surviving member. So you know he's got influenced by Jimmy. On their original
song as they do, uh is totally you know, you can you can
tell he's got a Jimmy uh sound to it. And you know, uh,
the kid plays behind his back, you know, behind the over shoulders
like Jimmy, and he's amazing and you just gotta you just you can't.
Like the Drummers twelve. My son just turned sixteen, and I've never seen
a band like you know what I mean. Like the videos you'll see are
from when they first started or when Billy you know, a couple of years
ago. But when I'm seeing now, we already got a record producer.
You know, they're on their way, you know, because they're bringing you
know, the thing is to bring back rock the way it was like,
you know, like Zeppelin and the Hoop and Ozzy and put all that together.
You know. Yeah, really like more more of what was more more
accurately described as the heavily blues influenced Uh yeah, Yeah, they got some
blues songs, original ones and that are amazing, but you know, it's
it's basically like the you know, the rock that has the lead in it.
You don't hear the lead guitars anymore more in songs, and I think
that's what needs to come back, because then it will make a change because
the music, like you know, this is justin timber Lake. Shit.
I mean, come on, give me a fucking break, well, lood
be honest, man, there there's always like a mainstream crap fest that's going
on in music in general. I mean, people remember, you know,
the nineties, and they you know, when they're talking about gritty stuff,
they wind up talking about you know, Kurt Cobain, which you know at
the time before he was sort of deified at the time of his death.
Uh, you know, it wasn't being taken quite as seriously as he was
you know, post mortem all right, But you know, they remember the
Seattle scene and all that, but they forget about all the garbage that was
going on at that time too. You know, that was that was the
worst that you know what I mean to me, that that time ruined music.
Okay, if you look at it now. The best thing, you
know, I don't want to say this in a bad way, but the
best thing was that he died because of the fact the poo fight just came
out of it. And they really are somebody that's amazing right now and they
have talent. But I didn't like that kind of me. I didn't like
I don't like Pearl Jam. I didn't like anything like that. Put your
flannel shirt away and get a fucking day job. Now, if I wanted
to listen to a Seattle band, I would listen Awls in Chains. Now,
that was a good band. Yeah, I mean, you know,
so there was a couple, but I mean right there, it just fucking
music kind of took a you know, hey, I'll just fucking listen to
what I like to listen to. You know, I got my ac DC,
I got my Sabbath, I got who, I got some Queen when
they were not a cell out, you know what I mean, stuff like
that Zeppelin, all that stuff, right, and of course, uh,
you know, and I'm gonna mention this, but I don't want to linger
on it too long. Of course, you you've been on the Howard Stern
Show a lot of times as well. Yeah, it was it for like
eight years. You know, yeah, you were falling out, I would
say, I would. It wasn't even me and him, that's the whole
thing. It's it was. It started with like Tim Saby and you know
who was running the channels, and the guy that was with him, I
forget his name in the little douche bag and you know, and then they
started, you know, they they wouldn't let me go on O NA.
They said you can't go on both shows, and I said, all right,
I quit, and you know, I was just you know, it
was run. You know when you I'm one of those guys that when I'm
done, you know what I mean, if they don't want to creatively move
on and stop doing the same shit, it's time for me to just go
into a place where I can just be me. And they wouldn't allow it.
And then at the end I ended up said I the house and being
banned from the building for attacking four security guards, which never happened. And
then it went from there, and then it went to me, you're not
being able to get called back, and it went to me going back to
the way I grew up, and I went on my camera thing, it's
to kill him. What am I gonna do? Hey, what can you
do? Many? Look, I would think that somebody would call me if
if somebody threatened to kill me, I would call him up and say,
what's going on? You know, I wouldn't send the NYPD to his house,
and I wouldn't send and I wouldn't have the FBI involved, you know.
I mean, you know me for fucking eight years. You know if
I wouldn't go on fucking air and say something, if I was going to
do something, well right, I mean, that would be just about the
dumbest possible thing you could do exactly, you know. I mean that's like,
that's like saying, please put me in jail and make sure I can't
accomplish it. I mean, if you're dead serious about hurting somebody, first
of all, you're not gonna announce it on the air, you know,
to two million listeners. I mean, I mean, I can do it,
you know what I mean? I could have just done it, you
know what I mean, Who the fuck's gonna stop me? You know what
I mean? It doesn't make any sense. And it just pissed me off
that he never got to really hit a real story that happened, and I
don't want to go on a show. I would like to, like I
said on Twitter, saying, I would love to just you know, tell
him the story, shake his hand at the end and thank him for the
time, and that's it, and and then you know, I would feel
good. But I do have anger at me because I don't like to be
fucked with. And speaking of Opie and Anthony too, that that's uh,
that's an interesting set of things that has gone on with those guys. Right,
were you around them when they got kicked off a terrestrial radio or was
that afterwards? Uh? No, I I've I'm I've been always friends with
them, you know. And and Jim Norton, would you know I found
him? Uh he used to come to my comedy shows and I took him
on the road with me and all that shit. So I've known him forever.
Him and Florentine, you know. So I mean, you know,
I never I was loyal to being on the one show. And when it
got to the same shit over and over, like he didn't care anymore and
I wasn't allowed to say certain shit on my show. I had a show,
Miserable Men on Sundays, which was huge. Yeah. That that show
was great, and that was on one of the one of the Howard channels
too. It was yeah, but I was not allowed to go at like
if another show said something about us, we were not allowed to attack,
and we did, and they would cry to Tim and you know, I
nobody's gonna nobody's gonna beat me on a mic. Okay, got it's bullshit.
The radio is the worst fucking bit when even Howard said it, it's
the worst fucking business you can be in. It's run by idiots, you
know what I mean. I wish somebody could buy me a station and I
would put together the best fucking lineup ever because I watched. One thing I
learned from doing radio is that and we're doing anything, I watch from the
front to the back and see how everything is run. And that's why I
know what the fans want. That's why we do our podcast. We don't
even call it a podcast. We call it a radio show because you know,
we do four days a week. We do like an hour and a
half and hour and the forty a show, you know, And and right
away, boom, we're up to number eight out of you know, and
we just started. We were up to on a nineteen show is up tonight,
you know, but it's the whole thing you have to watch and see,
and it's like you're like, how to fuck did this guy get a
job? Really? And and and it's it's a business that that is.
You know, you one day you can just speak, Oh no, we're
gonna switch formats. That's what happened to me in Albany. And they switched
all formats and I'm like, what the fucker's And the one guy said to
me, you know, I got a long go with him, but he
goes, I really feel like you're gonna sort of the desk over on me
when I told you, you know, because they bring you into the office
and then they walk you out. And I said, dude, it's nothing
against you, it's stupidity. I mean, when you have your afternoon guy
is a program director and then you have a sales lady moved up to the
the total program and please, I mean, come on, you don't do
that. That's not how it works. You know, you fucking get professionals.
You don't just save a little money and put somebody give him a little
power that doesn't know anything about radio. I mean, we were killing it
all and we were there. People going nuts everywhere who we went there,
we were going nuts. It was it was the great people were canceling Serious
XM because we were up there. Because when I went up there, I
took over this show. Basically, they let me write that whatever I wanted
to do. Boom, you let me do what I wanted to do.
And he told me, he goes you you say whatever you want to say.
It's yours and my show. And I got it got to the point
where I was writing the show and I had it on the board what we're
gonna do. Every morning. I got there early, you know, because
I take shit seriously. If you're not gonna do something, don't do it
half ass. That's what I'm saying. Oh exactly, you know. And
just as a quick aside, Florentine is a guy that I've been pursuing to
try and get on this show because I love what he does. Oh yeah,
he's a great guy. Just you know, hit him up on Facebook.
I guess Facebook's a better way to invox somebody, right, and uh,
you know, I'll tell him that, you know you're gonna get hit
up by somebody, but I'll he'll come on. I mean, he's a
great guy. You know, I've known him for fucking twenty five years.
And you know, for listeners in case you don't know what Jim Florentine is,
because you know you should know, and actually you will know when I
when I describe this. If you guys remember the Crank Anchor show years ago,
and you remember the puppet that would go, I got mo yay Jim
Florentine man, and he's on that metal show with Don Jamison, Netty Chung
and U. And he's just a great guy man, and you know,
everyone knows who you know, right And a quick and a quick plug too
is that he does. He does a podcast called Those Comedy Metal Midgets,
which again is one of those things. It's actually my rotation. See,
guys, I don't just all listen to politics and everything. I'm actually kind
of a connoisseur of comedy too, you know. Yeah, he's got a
great one too, like you know, but you know, it's it's a
great way to do it. It's a new thing, and uh, I
love it, you know, because I had somebody when I was doing radio
in Boston and Washington and whatever else the other six markets, they built me
a studio and then they kind of fell behind in the money and I kind
of said, hey, forget about it, you know what I mean,
No, I know, and you know, and I was really hoping that
we could get on this a little bit because you I've seen this evolve,
you know, and been in the business while it was evolving. And nowadays,
I mean, I'm a completely independent, you know, broadcaster. I
mean I have a network, sure, but my network has no saying what
I do. I just I show up and whatever it is I decide to
broadcast, I do. Yeah, that's what I was. I'm on a
Florida station too that Mike produces. Are going wild. There's fucking garbage stays.
Every douche bags taken in their garbage. I don't know how people get
six garbage hands out. I mean, I didn't even put my garbage out
of us here. I didn't put it out it. There's not enough garbage.
People have fucking eight hands out. What the fuck are you doing in
that? Now? You know what it is is some people are so wasteful
and everything. Man, It's it's crazy. I'm gonna I'm gonna get into
a couple of standard questions because these are constant topics we're just talking about.
We're talking something something pretty interesting, well, the evolution of radio. And
then we got oh with the with the podcast in there, because like I
started doing on a camera show probably about eight years ago, and everybody thought
I was crazy, and like I was basically you know like something. What
was it? Were we on like YouTube doing a thing there or no,
I was on syndicate radio. This guy Dino had it and and then I
went to stick him and uh then then we just took off on there.
Like as soon as I went on, I would be put on the front
page because the number, when the numbers go off in the room, you
get put you get moved onto the page. And when you hit the front
page, that's when fucking it's just mob. And we were basically ready we
hey stop why radio? So every once in a while my dog will join
into don't worry about it. You're still with me, Bob, Yeah,
yeah, I'm here, Okay, yeah, live live radio. When we
got dogs, so you know, there you go listener. So but I'm
sorry, I just find it funny could when it's not my dog, because
my dog usually does stuff like that. Well you know what they were fighting
over is my wife fucking left her jacket? I guess on the chair or
the table and they and they took it off and I and I don't know,
I don't see a ripping it yet, but uh, I'm sure I
will. And and now I'm gonna get fucking blamed for this not looking for
I I totally, I totally understand this is you know, yeah, But
I tell her, I, go, don't leave anything in their reach because
they're going to get it. That's the way it is. You know.
I've had people come in here, girls come in here and do the show
with me when I was doing the show back then, with sandals on right
right and and and they put them somewhere and they leave with half a sandal
and they're walking out of the house with their fucking toes and foot hanging out
because they they don't listen to listen. You just you gotta you gotta understand.
If it's down there, assume it's gonna get chewed. That's it.
I got a dog that does that too. I got one that does and
one that doesn't, which is pretty funny because it usually brings it to the
other one and like smacks, smacks, her in the head with the shoe
or whatever else to try and get her to play with it, and she
won't. But the other one is such a terror, Believe me. She
does so much damage to anything you leave on the floor. So anybody who
comes into my house, I gotta have the same discussion. You know,
if it's down there, it's gonna get you know, if you care about
it at all, staying in one piece. Don't put it there, yeah,
put it where they can get it. If they can get it.
Now, I know, I think I looked out and I've seen one of
the dogs with something pink in its mouth. So and it's like a pink
jacket she has, and she just got it, and she was bragging about
it. And now I'm gonna have to just throw it out and say,
I don't know where it is. Better better hope she doesn't catch the download
of this show. Get bastard. I knew, you know what happened to
it. Yeah, man, that's why the dogs want to at each other
because they were right on the here and they had the jacket. I got
the jacket now on top of the equipment. It's amazing. I go through
the same stuff, man, I got him, and sometimes they knock over
tables while I'm on the area. You don't even know, but that's what
it is. It's fun. That's why I say that my producers, you
know what I mean, because they're there and I'm not gonna, you know,
if they start bark and I'm fucking like, go fucking kill someone outside,
I don't care, you know, But you know what am I supposed
to do. I do it from home. There's no better place to do
it from exactly exactly, and my broadcast from my own two And you know,
every once in a while, you'll catch your baby scream or you'll catch
you know, a dog bark or you know, yeah, that's what happens
when you have them in a crawl spot in the basement. Well that's the
other thing. You know, sometimes you'll hear a hooker scream, but you
know, from the basement. But what you know, because I'm like,
I'm like that impale a guy, you know, keep I let him sleep
underneath my bed so I can hear they're crying at night. That was my
favorite fucking thing I watched. I never I never knew that he was like
that. Dracula was based on that guy. Well, yeah, Dracula is
based on a couple of different a couple of different interesting figures in history,
and one of them is the Impaler, who you know. Ironically enough,
there are people that try and trace the bloodline to George H. W and
Horse W. Bush seriously related to Yeah, and actually it's it sounds completely
insane, I bet to you, but it seems pretty reasonable when you look
at the people's documentation on this, that they may actually be related to him.
It does look like the work of a Republican No, you know,
it's it's it's a little it's a little too open minded. Yeah, I
know. Anyway, I don't subscribe to either side of the political equation game
as it where I'm you know, very much in love with the statements made
by people like you know, Bill Hicks and all that. You know what
I'm saying. So, you know, just just to give you an idea
of where where I'm coming from on this, I got no I got no
love breather side of the equation, you know, That's what it is.
I just want somebody and they can do a fucking job. I mean,
you fucking today too, fucking of the whatever the bodyguards or whatever, a
droll drunk to the fucking White Gate. Yeah. Well, another another in
a long line of serious like questions about this elite secret service that's supposed to
be protecting the president, right. Uh. You know, these guys are
buying hookers and getting blasted and getting in trouble and getting into car accidents and
involved in all kinds of rapp and it's like, yeah, that's our elite,
well controlled, discipline secret service, you know, And that's fucking scary,
man. That that that just like you know what I mean that other
countries are going, why not invade these fucking is you know. Uh yeah,
That's one of the things that I say all the time is that,
you know, uh, for the countries that say that, you know,
we're we're quite ignorant and we don't have our own you know, house and
order and everything else. I mean I used to think that that was just
anti American sentiment, but you know, when you take a look at what
news comes out of this country, I mean, what do you expect them
to think of us anymore? You know what the whole thing is they should
just fucking mind their own fucking business. That's the way I look at it,
you know, you know. If you don't, If you don't,
look, we're talking about, yes, say on a podcast about how they
want the American flag taken down these uh different religions. And I was like,
you know, fuck you, you leave the flag and you get the
fuck out of here. If you've got a problem, you came here,
you fucking got here, you got you know what I mean, You've got
a good life here. If you don't fucking like the rules, get the
fuck out. That's just the way it is. Well, you think you're
gonna pull that shit over in Iran, you're gonna tell them take flight,
they'll cut your hat off. Yeah, well there you go, man.
That's why I believe, you know what I mean that we should just let
our forces, uh you know, take out iis and basically drop the bombs,
putting the special units on the ground and let them do their job without
their hands being held behind their back, because we have the greatest men and
women in the military, and their hands are tied and I know that for
a fact, So they can't shoot unless they get shot at. That's not
war. Okay, you put somebody to get killed, well, you know,
and and look, I got no argument with the individuals that are involved
in the military. But to me, I'm watching constantly how we as a
you know, our assets are creating these enemies ourselves and then turning around and
attacking them. I mean, you know, the Mujahadeen became what is now
called al Qaeda. You know what I'm saying, This documented fact. We
were arming these guys, we were arming Saddam Hussein, and then we had
to take them out. Stuff like that. It's just you're dealing with fucking
crazy people that live in caves and all of a sudden they want to make
it good. Then they get the power, and then they go back to
evil. Well you can't arm them, you gotta fucking blow them up.
Well, but here's the thing, man, I you know, I used
to think like the like you, you know, but the more that I
discovered you're not anymore. Ah No, man, I was born damage.
Don't worry about that. I started out damaged, and believe me, I'll
die a whole lot more damaged. But the thing is, uh, you
know what what I discover over and over again is that we have created these
problems with the actions that we've taken. If generally speaking, we weren't the
world's policeman. If generally speaking, we weren't running around and making sure that
we had a military presence. And you know, ninety five percent of the
existing nation states on the planet where we're not required to do it, you
know, I mean, we got troops in Europe for what reason at this
point, you know, we have troops all over the place for no apparent
reason, and we're engaged in warfares which are generally bankers wars man. There's
always you know, a financial gain to be had, and it's still in
that ship. Yeah, you know, we have enough oil here, we
really do. I mean in Philadelphia years ago, there was fucking oil mines
all over, you know what I mean. So you got to figure if
it was in Philadelphia in forty sixty years ago, it's got to be all
all over, and Alaska it's supposed to be all over the play fucking drill,
drill, motherfuckers, you know what I mean, and ambition while you're
drilling. Well, Quaker State oil came from the Quaker State, man,
I mean, it's here, but we don't want to drill. Come on,
what the fuck I mean? There's you know, the gas price went
down like thirty cents recently, and then all of a sudden it went back
up, and I'm like, what the fucking They go, well, the
price at a barrel. I go, what the fuck is a barrel?
How big is this barrel? You know what I mean? They go by
to barrel, What the fuck is that? Well, what was amazing during
that is that the price of oil dropped extremely rapidly. The price always goes
up at the pump a whole lot more commensurate with the price that seems to
be there. But when it starts to go down, you notice it drifts
down a lot slower, you know, but then it shoots Yeah, it
definitely shoots up a little bit down two cents a day, two cents a
day, and then it gets sound like twenty something cents, twenty five cents,
and then it jumps up ten cents, and then again it jumps up
another ten cents, and you're like, all right, thank god, I
was able to, you know, fill out my car for twenty five dollars
and now I'm back to vardy right, And you know, if a barrel
of oil tomorrow went up to a thousand dollars, okay, it would take
three months for the actual gasoline supply to be affected by that price change.
Okay, but it's when when does it get affected on the pump a day
or two later, right exactly? You know, So what they're doing is
taking the oil that they've already bought for lesson selling it to you for more
for ninety days. Hey, look just look at all the money that these
fucking oil companies are making, you know they I'm making billions upon billions of
dollars. You can't fucking put gas at a dollar and take a little less,
you fucking greedy cocksuckers. Well, and isn't that the bottom line?
Is it? The larger corporation, especially in a country now, where corporations
are people, okay, legally speaking, I mean you're aware of that,
right, yeah, yeah, you know corporations are people. Okay, fine,
but you know you notice that when corporations do evil shit and get people
killed, you know, the corporation doesn't go to prison, doesn't. Now,
so how much of a person is a corporation? You know what I'm
saying. It's the whole thing. It's like, you know, yeah,
somebody's got to be in charge of going to a corporation. Go Okay,
This is ridiculous. Look at how much you're making. This can't happen.
We're gonna allow you this amount. And if you can't live on this,
then fucking something's wrong with you, you know, because when is enough enough?
It's like baseball and football, I mean, look at the payrolls.
I mean, and who's paying for you can't go to it. You go
to a Yankee game and sit up front. It's it's like six, six
or eight hundred dollars a ticket, and that's the Yankees. If you watch
a Yankee game on TV, you'll see nobody's sitting there. You can't bring
your kids to a game, a family of four? Are you hitting me?
Yeah? You can't afford to do any of that stuff anymore. I
mean the price, the price on sporting events is astronomical, that's for sure.
But I mean even the simplest things out there, while your wages aren't
going up that quickly. You know, try going to a movie theater.
Yeah, oh my god, they fucking the fucking popcorn and a soda.
I mean I took my son there. I was like, what the fuck?
I said, just yeah, I'll sell him. Yeah, I mean
really, it was like we got a big popcorn and one big soda and
I think it was like eighteen bucks. Yeah, I was gonna say like
twenty bucks. Yeah, And I was like, you know what I mean,
like I didn't give a fuck, but I'm saying, like, you
know, there's a lot of people out there that, you know, once
the economy is hurt like this, you know, it's good when they load
the prices because more people go out for entertainment. Entertainment gets is the first
thing people cut out, do you understand, because it's a luxury going to
a comedy show, going to see are you going to go? You're gonna
go to Atlantic City and see the hoof for four hundred dollars? No?
Yeah. And then for the same reason, this is why restaurants, you
know, are also very early casualties in a bad economy too, because you
know, look, you can eat at home. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I mean, and there's nothing like you know, going out and just having
sitting down, having somebody serve you and be nice to them. And you
know, I just don't understand people that are just like so rudeed, and
I see it at these places and I just want to fucking like throw a
butt a knife at him like a fucking Chinese star in the back of the
fucking neck. Yeah. See, that's I used I used to say.
I used to say that, you know, uh, you know, some
places they they don't just push for a tip, but like they get really
hostile about, you know, tipping and things like that. And I mean
I'm not like a bad tipper or anything. I mean standard wise. I
mean I always go like twenty percent on a general meal, you know what
I mean. If somebody does something special, it goes up. Yeah,
you know what, I like a hand job. But I'm talking about like
I Okay, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I overt I overtip because I
know that the job that they're doing is and they're not making a lot of
money. I know a lot of people are stiffing them. And I've had
at least three times where a waitress followed me ran out the door to thanked
me. And because any job like that, I take care of the people
because I know that, you know what I mean, they're trying to support
a family and they don't have it. If there's an old couple there,
you know, just do this people an old couples they're eating right, just
pull the waitress aside and go here, I am taking care of their bill
and just leave, you know now when I'm nice, No, when I
was doing better, that's the kind of thing I used to do, like,
you know, when when a place was particularly busy and stuff like that,
and uh, and I had it, you know, I would turn
around and I've had him chased me down because they thought I made a mistake,
you know, because I gave him the bill. And you know,
I gave him the bill for a tip. You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, I would always like hand it to him. They go, let
me get your change, and I got no keep it. And they're like
are you sure, And I mean, yeah, yeah. You gotta make
a living, don't you. And she's like, thank you so much because
you don't. And they come clean, they go, you don't know how
some people tip here, They leave me like a dollar. You know.
People have no clue, They have no respect for other people but themselves.
And you see it everywhere every story you go into, somebody's complaining on the
line, Like I want to listen to you complain, you know what I
mean, Just fucking sit in the line and wait too bad, you know,
no, no, I hear you. At the same time, I
mean there's also a general lack of respect on both sides of that equation though,
because I've seen people that are working in a store or something like that
and you ask them to do something that is part of their job, you
know, and they act like they're doing you a huge favor, you know
what I mean, that's bullshit. I don't go for that shit. And
I'll say something, you know, sorry, sorry, I bothered you doing
your job. Yeah right, But I'm mostly I am so good to all
the workers and that ship because I know how hard it is, you know
what I mean. You gotta take you know, you gotta take care of
your mail man. I mean, a poor guy comes to shit whether all
the time, you know it is here, and you know, at Christmas
time you always throw them some money. And I've got this year and I
just went out at one time and handing them money, like in the middle
of the middle of January, and near the end of it, I go
do it. I forgot. I'm sorry, and he just thought of laughing.
You know, man, when I was doing well, I mean I
would I would tip the garbage man a whole bit, you know, I
actually but but I would also get to know these guys too, you know,
like I would catch him out in the morning and you know and say,
hey, you know, I doing whatever. And I knew they had
they had a kid, they had a small kid or whatever. So I
turned around and put a little note, say, like in you know,
a Teddy Bear in a box, put that outside, and the note would
say, you know, for for the guy, the one guy I remember
well, his name was Hal and he had a young kid. At the
time, I didn't have any kids. So I put out like a teddy
Bear and a and a note, and the note there was like, I
don't know, like thirty bucks or something. This is a few years back,
and it was like thirty bucks was enough for like say, him and
his wife to go out. You know, yeah, yeah, just something
like that. You know that that's the whole that's the whole thing. You
know. You leave a little note, go into the garbage man, go
hey, how about me and you in a hot tub at seven? I'll
see you then. Well, see, now that's the kind of thing you
do because I would do it. I would do it as a goof That's
like Florentine is sucking known for doing the dad motherfucker? Did you know what
he did me years ago? I guess years ago? Uh, you can
call an escort service, right and you they would just send them to your
room without any info or whatever from you. That still that still happens,
mom, Okay, but no, no, no, you know, no
check or money or credit card or anything. And I hear a knock on
my door and I see this big black lady. Yeah. I'm like,
what's up? What do you want? And she goes, you ordered me?
And I'm like I ordered you, and I'm like, no, I
didn't. And she goes, you call up in order to an escal I
go no, I didn't, and she goes, well, I ain't leaving
without my money. And I'm like, well, fucking I ain't fucking you.
Look at you, Jesus Christ. She looked like William the refrigerator Perry
and and fucking uh. I end up giving her fifty dollars. She leaves.
Okay, I called Jim's room, he answers the phone, just laughing,
like an asshole? What we do to each other? I Meanwhile,
he had to pay fifty bucks not to fuck the fridge. All right,
I have fun. Yeah, Jim does this shit he does, he does
this thing all that. This is the favorite ones that he does too,
the favorite things he does. Uh, he'll walk at he'll he'll somehow scoot
ahead of me a little bit when walking, excuse me, sir. And
then I'm there and I look at and the guy's looking at me, and
I just look at him because and I and I just thought, lat you
know what I mean, And you know it's here's me, ma'am. Uh
you dropped something. And she's like what, And I'm just like, you
know what I mean. We went once in a casino and somebody dropped a
chip and Jim goes, I've seen it. It's behind that machine over there,
and it's not even there there, you know what I mean. And
now we're all moving machines around, goes some fucking whatever the hell they were,
and all over the place, like and he's like, I think it's
over there. No there, it is over there, and like everything is
like all over the fucking place and we're just fucking dyeing laughing because if people,
you know what I mean, He goes, I've seen a chip ball.
I don't even think the lady dropped at He said, I've seen a
chip ball. I have a faint over there, and everybody was looking for
a book. God, you cut off there for a second, so I
thought I thought you were labor it there for a second. You cut off
your fuck that's all right, but you cut off too, So okay,
maybe the listeners will be able to tell it if you want to tell me
in the chat room. Who cut off? First? Let me know you
were telling the story and then I didn't hear it. No, it's okay,
you you would you said, well, then they found the chip and
that's all I heard. I didn't hear the rest of what you were saying
around it. Oh no, they didn't. They didn't find the chip.
It was ever there. Okay. So said that I've seen a chip fawl
one of the chips fout. Oh I get it now. Okay. So
he said that a chip bell he had everybody looking for. Meanwhile, there
was no chip. There was no chips, and we're moving machines and they're
moving machines and he goes, no, I take it's over there, and
it's just a funny shit shit. No, I like I was saying,
I used to travel as a musician, and I know that one of them
is probably listening right now. Who was there for this a couple of times?
Because this got done to me more than once. First of all,
I got bad eyesight, right, so it's easier to step away from me
in a dark or smoky place or whatever and be able to push it on
me. Yeah, So this is what they would do. They would wait,
you know, all night. We'd end up in some bar, usually
some dive place that we weren't playing. I mean, you know, we
would be playing to dive down the street, but trying to promote another dive,
right yea. So we're in some dive joint or whatever, and they
would find the skankiest, most beat looking horrifying, like, you know,
makes you wonder if you really do want to be gay looking female? Okay,
oh, I know, I know, I know to feel, I
know exactly where you're going. Okay. So what they do is they go
over to her and they go, you see our friend over there, but
he's a singer and he's been talking about you now for the past hour,
and he just thinks you are to hot, and they jack her all up
thinking that you know that I've just been over there ranting and raving and drinking
and trying to work up my courage to come over and talk to her because
I think she's the hottest thing in the world. Meanwhile, you know,
a jack O'Lantern with a trash bag on basically comes over and smiles at me.
That's how I know it's a jack O'Lantern, you know, as best
you can. And uh, you know, oh you wanted to talk to
me, and they just walk away. Lay. Yeah, if I was
a meat salesman, I would, well, you know, I'd like to
find you. But I quit working for you know, for Freaks magazine last
month. So so the funniest thing. We were in Canada at one time,
uh me and Jim and there was another comedian but the women didn't the
strippers didn't want to fuck him, so he ended up like sleeping in the
bathtub, so he wasn't in the room. Okay, So we were pulling
out two three at a time, fucking hot. Nobody's there a few Canadiens
with flannel shirts. We walk in there after a show boom, we pull
them to the room. Right, It's fucking amazing. The guy that on
the fucking hotel. He thought we were fucking God. He was bowing to
us because we'd walk him. We always walked women on the road past the
front desks to show that they were having a good time in case they said
something that was not true. You understand right this way, you got a
witness to verify that they weren't, you know, being dragged against their will.
Yeah, I know how that game is played too. Yeah, we
did this in like nineteen ninety two. We were doing this so one that
last night, we can't get anything. We're at a bar, right,
I'm looking for Florentine. I look up and I see him with his big
grin on his face and his arm around something and which I thought was a
cigarette machine, but it was a woman. Okay, so we get her
back. We pulled, we pulled a few trains on strippers, I mean
eleven or so and that. Shit. It's not it's not gay, you
know, no high five and shit. But wait a minute, wait a
minute, waitmen, you're telling me that it's gay if you're high five,
but it's not gay if you don't. No no eye contact, But that
was my next question. You know what level of eye contact occurs here with
twelve and six twelve. You always had twelve and six position, so you're
far away, you know what I mean, So you would always say in
that position. And uh one time he act one and it came at me
slow motion and I dulled like a hangar in it who was coming at me?
And uh so, uh so Jim brings this big girl into the hotel,
and you know it wasn't to the front. We had our own entrance
we were using. And all of a sudden, you know, he starts
making the you choose down the train and it's like, oh no, we
ain't no fucking way, right. And in the morning he wakes up and
now we are legends to the clock to the owner of the bar, restaurant,
fucking hotel. Right, so there's no way we can walk into the
front. Jim tells her, you know, we're not allowed to have guests
in our room, so I need you to get in my car and duck
and so we can get you out of here so we don't get in trouble.
He had her duck in the car for ten minutes. That's how fucking
embarrassing. She looked, Oh that's beautiful, and it's like it's gold like
that that makes it worth it. But I will I will hit up Jim
and uh, uh you know, uh email me again your information. I'll
get it to him because I gotta get my ship done now. And I'll
definitely come on and get and with you. Okay. I had a really
good time talking to you, and I hope your people enjoyed me. Uh,
but I definitely got to get some stuff done. But I definitely want
to, you know, any time, buddy, you know I'm here,
Okay, Oh, absolutely, Bobby, and I want to get more into
uh you know, some some of the history behind what you do and and
uh and uh you know, and promote some more things. But do me
a favor. And just mentioned, you know, the name of your podcast
and and all that stuff. I put out the uh I put out the
link for Bob you know, the bobbleb dot com deal. No, it's
Rev bobb leeb dot com r e B b O b L e v Y.
We're on Potomatic, We're on iTunes, which we're gonna he's gonna fix
tonight to put their direct link because nobody can find it. And we're on
Stitcher too, and it's another one nobody can find right, So basically what
we should have that up tonight and uh, we're at episode nineteen. Now
you can go back if you look into it and you click into the see
you can see inside of it. You can see who the guests are.
Most of them have the guests written on it, but some don't. And
because I think tonight's episode is Bob never says he's sorry, because I never.
I'll never I'll never apologize or anything I said or did because I wouldn't
have done it. You know, I got you. Well, we'll get
more into the history and yeah, Red Bob, I've misspoke, and I
just put the link in the chat room for everybody Red Bob Leeby dot com
and check this stuff out. And uh, a lot of a lot of
interesting history behind this man. But I'm really happy to have had John,
and I appreciate, appreciate you telling the stories. But we gotta we gotta
get more into your stuff and what's going on now and everything. I kind
of started off a little slow with you, but I never planned these things,
you know what I mean. Now, it's cool, man, as
long as your people are happy with it. I'm glad to come back and
I will definitely get the message over to Jim and whoever else you might like.
Okay, oh awesome, man. Well, I I love comedians of
a lot of different stripes. I mean I was like a huge Sam Kinison
fan. Uh you know what I mean. There's there's a lot of guys
out there can't get him. Okay, no, well maybe you can,
you never know. Yeah, I mean like musicians, uh you know,
I you know, maybe Rudy wants to come on, you know, because
he's gonna go on tour soon again. I would absolutely love to talk to
Rudy Sarzo. I mean he's been, you know, part of a huge
amount of iconic bands and and uh, I would just I don't know,
I might be too tongue tied to talk to Rudy actually, but yeah,
but if you listen to talk to him, if you listen to if you
look it up, you go down, you know, you see the pictures
and you hit each picture. And when you go to Rudy Starzo, we
do a footy minute interview and I don't think we curse once, like you
know what I mean. He's just one of those He's he talkles us about
Cuba. He's from Cuba, you know, and all that shit and how
he didn't have a green card for the longest time and he's traveling to Germany
and that set without it. That's when he got it. After he started
yelling at him. They get very angry and loud German. You know,
even if they're not angry and loud, they sound angry. And I made
are you going to enjoy your dinner? Oh pleasure, my friend? Listen?
Thank you so much. Reverend Bob Levy and Rev Bob Levy dot com.
Check that out and definitely, you know, see him do his stand
up too, because I'm telling you we didn't really get into too many jokes
or anything, but incredible stand up comedian also and multi talented. I don't
even know how to really describe him outside of that. Some people call me
God, just keep it as a a Well, I'm not gonna do that,
but not down. Yeah you can't, nah, but I do.
But I don't want to get strung up. And you know, but really
appreciate your time, man, Thank you, hey brother, a great time,
and anytime, like I said, and I'll talk to Jim and Rudy.
Okay, so just send me some more information and uh, you know,
and we'll go from there. Great man, Thank you so much.
You got it, buddy. You have a good one, and thank you
guys for listening to me. And I appreciated it, all right. I
have a good one, buddy. You two take care yep, Reverend Bob
Leavey, So you know, I just kind of wanted to have a conversation
with him. I really do like talking to comedians. They have a different
perspective on the world. He's a little more, you know, still in
that left right wing like so many other people are, and kind of trapped
in the idea that we can still trust the government, I guess. But
an interesting guy, a funny guy, and uh and and I like him.
So there you go. I just kind of do what I want on
here. Anyway. Don't worry. There will be more serious subjects coming up
on the show, and the return of a couple of guests coming up very
very shortly that people do like as well, Maria Heller, Rebecca Rebecca will
Beyond that'll be a whole show devoted to devoted to the Israeli connection to nine
to eleven, and also a discussion about the planes and what actually happened to
the passengers that one you guys might enjoy. And hey, Brismootzie in the
chat room. By the way, Bob is from Jersey. Okay. Anyhow,
who else, Oh, Joan Mellon. Joan Mellon will be back on
towards the end of the month as well. I'm pretty sure I mentioned Maria
Heller also got to do another show with daniel Lewis Crumpton. But this one's
going to be a real strange one. So let us see what else we
have on the agenda. I actually had somebody else planned that I was going
to pull on, but I am seeing that they are not not online.
Oh, Rebecca is coming on. Rebecca will be on on the twenty first.
Okay. That was an answer to a question in the chat room,
Chuck, when is When's Rebecca coming on? Schmutzy, Rebecca will be on
on the twenty first to this month. Okay. So yeah, man,
you can't hide the accent. That's true too. Anyway, anybody wants to
join into the discussion, you can call seven one eight seven one seven eight
two nine six. We are going to a freestyle it for the next fifty
minutes. I was gonna try and have a Kim come in and talk with
me for a bit, but I think she's kind of occupato. Let's see
real fast. Okay, I hit my mute button. That's what I did
just there a second ago. Hey, Kim, how you doing good?
What's going on? Baby's terror? Giving you some terror? A little bit,
I'm trying to write down a couple of thadies and be right out.
Oh all right, oh, because Bob has already gone and done, so
no problem. So hopefully, well we'll get the segment together that I wanted
to have and I was planning on doing in the first hour, but grab
Bob for the first hour instead, so I kind of backed myself up.
And then, like I said, I had somebody else who was supposed to
come in and join me, and uh, Frankie's being a little bit uncooperative.
I ought to play his theme song, but I'm gonna save it for
her shoe. Let's see, now, what else do we have? Come
on Skype, cooperate, Let's see what we can do here. Maybe I'll
get an update from Dylan, because you know what I did forget the last
time I was gonna have him on and then something didn't go quite right,
and that would be cool to have Rudy Sarzo on. By the way,
I don't know if you guys know who Rudy Sarzo is, but Rudy,
like we were talking about, was the bass player in Choir Riot and Ozzy
Osbourne's original solo band, and also been in White Snake and Hurricane and a
bunch of other bands. And Rudy's Rudy's a cool guy, and I would
love to talk to him about the fact that, you know, he's a
Cuban immigrant and all that kind of stuff. But to just talk to him
about, you know, sort of eighties rock history as it were, that
would be fun. Yeah, there it is with the as it were.
Yeah, Bob believe he was saying that he would actually be able to get
Rudy Sarzo to come on. You know, Rudy Sarzo is. Rudy Sarzo
was the bass player and Quiet Riot and was also an Ozzy Osbourne's band.
Oh my headphones, Oh your headphone. I wasn't quite ready for your headphones.
Where the well, I don't know because they probably fell down when I
had Francis in here earlier. Anyway, now I'm messing up my own headphones
live radio, that would be harder to find than the headphones there. You
go make sure they're working anyhow, back to it, like I said,
Rudy Sarzo wasn't it wasn't quite right and all that. And also Bob believe
he's actually friends with him. Quarantine too. So now do we have a
dog outside? Oh? Because I just heard barking. It's quite close to
hear too many Yeah, four legged creatures given me a headache, let's see.
Yeah, Like I said, dude, for the message on Skype,
if you want to call in, call in. But I don't have the
time nor the patients to go over your comments. So if you want to
call in, just call in on my Skype and I will add you into
the discussion. Let's say, might add Dylan it too. So was Willow
outside not anymore? Did you get that? Okay, new problems. See,
I'm kind of kind of stuck immobilized at the moment. So it is
what it is. There we go that him dog next door was barking while
I was on and I was hoping people couldn't hear it. I heard Francis.
I don't think they I don't think they can hear Frankie too, well,
especially not right now. They might hear him now though, because he's
being a little rough. But anyway, hey, everybody, what's going on?
So, like I said, Jim Florentine, that would be nice.
I told him. I said, you know, I've been trying to get
Florentine to come on the show. I mean, I've messaged him a few
times. He said, well, you should go through Facebook and I said,
well I have, and he said, you know what, you know,
run your information to my email again and I'll mention it to Jim myself.
All right. So I was like, cool, very cool, you
know. And I reminded people that Jim Florentine, of course, is the
guy who did Crank Anchors and yeah, and that means that the guy who
goes, oh I got mail, yay, that guy that's special. I
only do that to you once in a while. That's not nice. Shouldn't
tell people get excited when I get mail. No, you get excited when
you have ice cream and ice cream. So who do we have in our
chat room where we can discuss a few news stories. I was able to
pick up while the baby was screaming his head off. Who we have we
have schmut season. There I got and I'm fifteen sixty. What's going on?
How are you? Captain's around? Cracker? Where's where's my hopper?
Well? I think coppers around. I'm gonna grab Dylan? Does he now?
I'm on? No? How are you doing? Hey, Chuck?
What's up? Well? Not much. I had a one hour and ten
minutes with Bob Levey and then uh, second hour guests did not show up.
So I've grabbed Kim. We're gonna go over a couple of news stories
real quick, but we're just sort of open lining it here. Hi Don,
Hi, Hi Kim? How's it golling good? Sorry? I didn't
make it to the round table. Computer crashed. Oh that's okay. Actually
it's a pretty good conversation. Yeah, second half turned out really really well.
Yeah, next time join in. Yeah, there's always this Saturday.
Will probably will stop meeting this way. A couple of news stories that I
did grab up while I was out there. One of them pertains to where
we used to live. That some insurance companies are being investigated for not properly
compensating Hurricane Sandy victims. Well, that's one hundred and forty four thousand claims
one hundred and forty four thousand claims and Hurricane Sandy victims that are not being
handled properly by the insurance companies. Well, you know, isn't that interesting
that we're still looking at them being compensated? Well, how many years ago
was that? There's a couple of years now, that's no, like two,
two? Maybe three? Almost three? Was two? Yet I think
it happened in October twenty thirteen. I remember I was going home from Felly
when it came through. Well, that has to be twenty twelve, and
I couldn't. It has to be twenty twelve, though, right, I
think so. I'm pretty sure that's it's either October. It's either October twenty
twelve or October twenty thirteen. Well, you know what we'll do. Are
you googling? I'm not googling. I do not google. I will Yahoo.
This. Chuck tells me often about the conversations you have together regarding your
history class. Dylan, I find that to be quite entertaining. Well,
yeah, well because we covered on the show. Yeah, and I love
that. Do you have new ones? Dylan? Do I have new ones?
One? You have one? Okay, let's just familiarize, will familiarize
the listener with this really quickly, and that is that what happens is,
uh, you know, Dylan is a high school student, first of all,
you know, sixteen years old, Okay, So he's in a history
class and they often discuss current events and history and there is sort of like
a free discussion time that seems to occur during his classes. I don't know
if it's part of the structure or not, but it always seems to lead.
It always seems to lead to an exacerbated teacher, Dylan being accused of
something terrible and insane notions being passed around as if they're legitimate, making me
thusly worry quite a bit about the next generation coming up. Yeah, that's
a quick for instance. And I do believe my all time favorite is that
suddenly Barack Obama is directly involved with the genocide of black people that they want
to vote for him again. I'm sorry, and they want to vote for
him again, and they still that they should vote him back in in twenty
sixteen. So when you put that together and then combine it with the fact
that the Republican Party took over the Congress with the assistance of extraterrestrials who are
also involved in the genocide of all black people. And you then combine it
with the idea that you might be able to use your cell phone on Mars.
And there are talking apes there till and they are talking apes just like
in Planet of the Apes. There are talking apes there, and McDonald's there
there, don't know's there just might be a MacDonald's there. Donald say yes,
I have to say it like that because everybody around here says MacDonald's.
Well, den, I have a question for you. Well wait, wait
wait let him let him. You have a story. Yeah, let him.
I set up his story with all that. Right, So before I
get sign I tracked and stupid, forgive me. This is not my no,
no, I actually controlled the show. So it's fairly cool. This
is a fairly quick one. Hope. We were watching a documentary about Hawaii,
the last King and Queen of Hawaii. Okay, wait a minute,
wait a minute. Normally you have a video presentation which features some of the
current events and things. Right, so is this during your current events feature
or your history history? Because we're taking the park test, which I opted
out of, and my history teacher wanted to take it easy on us,
so he just put on a documentary. Oh so this was educational filler for
the day, as it were, Yes, and he left five minutes for
discussion. Oh what a sucker, because because he always and I always have
to ask you what condition your teacher is in afterwards? If I was him,
I have to select the option of becoming an alcoholic after dealing with this
class. But I think, deep down, I think he enjoys it,
because he always gives us discussion time. I think he enjoys it deeped out
he's pretending to grab a pencil off the floor, he's actually taken a big
swig out of his class. Well, okay, so I shudder to think
what's going to happen here? So they tell you in this movie, probably
or he decided to tell you that Hawaii is in fact the state of the
United States. Right, although yes, that was a big subject of debate
some students, some students and now Hawaii is Japanese. Well, although some
of your classmates do believe that there are sixty states in the Union. Somehow,
yes, so it was acknowledged at least that Hawaii was a state,
although they had to argue about it. Yeah, yeah, I think that,
Chuck. I think this is my thing. Ever one yet Oh no,
okay, I'm now gonna shut up. I'll let you explain it.
But I just wanted to make sure we set it up good. So in
the documentary they show pictures of the can Queen of Hawaii and afterwards. I
don't know if this was sarcastic, but the other comments in this class make
me think it's not. Somebody said, Obama is the reincarnation of the Queen
of Hawaii. Look, their noses are similar. Obama is the information.
First of all, I want to say this, the statement just made by
Dylan Wade. It's not reflect those who are affiliated with the Ocelli a Dylan
Wade himself, Kim o'celli, or anyone listening who is not really really high
at the moment. So even if you are high, even if you are
high nobody I know, even if you're high at the moment, this doesn't
reflect your own thoughts. Oh I'm just screwing with anybody who's baked, all
right, I got you, So, So wait a minute, Barack Obama
is the reincarnation of the Queen of Hawaii. The former Queen of Hawaii because
they have the same nose and they don't even know they do look similar.
I'll give them credit, but that doesn't mean that it's the reincarnation. Wait
wait, wait a minute, Dylan, what are you saying all people of
color look alike? No, the pictures wearing black and white? Oh okay,
so all black and white pictures. Okay, I got you, Dylan.
How many times a day while you're sitting in class do you scratch your
head and say WTF to yourself? I wish I could scratch my head to
do that, but I do say the WTF a lot to myself. All
right, that's not just in my history class. Hit. My history class
is by far the worst one. But there are a couple of close seconds.
No, I've heard about the stories in your English class and stuff.
They're pretty bad. But but the history class is the king. See.
This is why I'm I'm an advocate for homeschooling. I ken, I don't
think the school is the reason these kids are like this. Now. They
seem naturally stupid, well not necessarily. Look, vaccinations, GMO is being
dropped on your head. Something has caused them issues. Let's just be kind
and call it an issue with logical, reasonable or relatively real fun. Okay,
No, I think that's my favorite one. Yet I really do well,
I don't know. Like I said, it's got a lot of competition,
you know, it does. It does the mars pretty bad. But
if it were, if it were one kid, it would have just been
a normal day. I think I was the only one in the class arguing
reason. Okay, Dylan, I was told to tell you that the people
in the chat room love you. Wow, they like they like somebody.
They love you. No, they only hate me doing Sorry, it was
under the impression they hated everybody who came on. No, they they hate
me. Right now, I have one third of the people present in the
chat room that Kim usually does, you know, and I mean just automatically.
Oh okay, good. So I so I've not hated. No,
you're You're apparently not hated among those who hate my guts for some reason.
So for some reason, well you pick a reason, you know. Yeah,
but now my history class, I hate it. I hate it.
Well, okay, let let's let's examine this reincarnation of the Queen of Hawaii
thing really quickly. Uh, you know, because of course they had to
make him the queen, but I noticed that Michael Michelle would be the king
maybe maybe maybe uh anyway, oh, an anonymous person because nobody wants to
admit to that because they'll take too much of me. We love you long
time. Here we go the thank you, Captain Greg. See now they're
going to be playful and nice because you're here. Okay, thanks people,
all right, I just I just got into the chat. There you go,
so now you can see this stuff. All right, So let me
ask you this, based on the structure of Barack Obama's nose and the Queen
of wise nose, they think that he is the reincarnation or is there more
to it than no, no, nothing, Martella. That's it. I
wish there was something else to it. And and this is what we have
to look for. And how many world Well wait a minute, now,
sometimes there's only a contingent of three or four of them that are insistent on
these things. We had about seven people in the classroom, okay, only
seven altogether, and usually about half of them were completely out of their minds
with this stuff. What was the percentage of the other reasonable one wasn't there?
So I was the only one arguing reason. Nice. That's always difficult.
Did you get called any names this time? I got called the reincarnation
of the guy who tried to have for assassinated. Oh okay, did your
nose matches? I don't know. They didn't even show it. So what
is their evidence for calling you the reincarnation of the assassin? What evidence is
there that I support genocide? No, no reason that you support genocide.
You're just a genocidal maniac going. I mean, that's there is to it.
It's just a statement of fact. But what about the reincarnation thing?
I mean, what evidence do they have for that? None? Okay,
I just remeb none. Wow. Hey did you did you have Liam Chef
on your show yet? I was supposed to have him on yesterday ten minutes
before I went live. My internet crash for about forty minutes because nobody was
home and my internet crashed, so I was kind of stuck. So no,
we were scheduled for next week. He's a character. You'll have a
good time with him. Yeah, yeah, interesting guy to Liam Chef show
is on on Sundays. You're on UCI A check of the schedule, Okay,
Dylan, of course does the Truth Speaks, by the way, I
do forget to mention that on occasion Dylan because I'm just a jerk. But
the thing is that the Truth Speaks is something that you can find Dylan under
or Roddy and yeah, just do a search on that. You find them
on various networks and also on YouTube. And what's going on with your independent
network? By the way, we are, we're still in the pre stages.
We have two shows launched. The other ones are taking their time.
It's getting very aggravating to have six hosts none getting anything set up. Yes,
enjoy herding cats, my friend. Oh, it's it's not as difficult.
It's not as difficult as getting my class to see reason. So well,
what could be? So, Kim, did you have any other news
stories that you were looking at or uh? Yeah, I wrote them down.
There's uh two police officers that are ambushed in Ferguson. Oh yeah,
what about that they have a couple of people and that they're questioning Speak up
a little bit, sorry, a couple of people that they're questioning about that.
But I didn't get the whole drift of the story because again I had
a screaming voice in my head which I don't know how anybody was it.
Chuck, No, it's little little Chuck all. Let's be fair. Now,
he looks a lot more like you than he does me, So I'm
not sure. I don't honestly, I don't even know when it happened,
but apparently these officers were ambushed. I think yesterday was he yesterday? And
the beds are coming into control of the protests. Well, you know,
that's an obvious necessity at this point. I mean, if you're gonna have
continuous you know, hunter counter attacks on one side of that equation or another,
eventually something is going to have to be done because you can't just have
complete lawlessness. Uh, you know, and g is everybody still happy with
supporting you know, Darren what's his name now? Wilson? Was that his
name? Uh see, I've forgotten about this at this point because it's just
become irrelevant, you know, in my mind, it's become the same.
It's become the same as all the others. But what did you or I
expect didn't you say about on your show? It would become like all the
others and we wouldn't remember it in a year. That's what I did say.
Didn't. I. Well, the New York police officers are being retrained
how to subdue a suspect by gouging their eyes out. Oh, instead of
putting them in a chokehold, we're just going to poke your eyeballs. That
are yeah, well that's a lot. I can't imagine how that can go
wrong. Well, right, I mean, you know, perfectly sound strategy.
H But we see Now, I saw something. You know, I
hate to always reference Facebook, but I was happy to be on that.
And they showed a post about a guy and I guess it was in Germany,
was wielding around some sort of weapon and the officer shot him in the
knee and subdue them, and you know, it was it was fine.
And then you have our officers here who aren't capable of doing a subject in
the same manner. We shoot to kill instead of you know, to to
mame or at least not maybe not mame, but to stop them. There's
no reason to put twenty bullets into somebody's back who's running away. But can
we're trying to use You're trying to use reason. Well, I do try
to do that. Occasionally, it does usually backfire and punch me in the
stomach. But it backfires everybody who uses it, you know, But to
gouge somebody's eyes out, I mean what to me, that just seems a
little medieval. Oh, our justice system has become medieval. That is true.
That is true. But there wasn't a whole lot in the news that
I was able to catch up on, because it's it is difficult to do
that when I'm trying to ship. There was. There was one interesting one,
but sure, the Iran situation, well, now which part of it?
The Congress sending a letter to Iran? Okay, did you did you
guys miss that one? I briefly caught it. I mean, you know,
I was still trying to play catchup on the net and Yahoo statement and
all that good stuff. It was mostly clapping. Did you figure that out?
Yeah? I did. Actually, I was quickly reminded of the ovation
that was given to Robert Kennedy when he showed up at the Democratic National Convention
after his brother's murder, which was, you know, this very long,
like twenty minutes standing ovation. And I thought to myself, well, gee,
you know, it takes that many Palestinians to get a standing, long
term ovation for this guy. But anyway, that's that's a weird sort of
parallel. I was drawing. But forty seven senators sent a letter to the
Ayatolva of Iran saying, after Obama leaves office, any peace deal days strike
can be basically gotten rid of or changed. Yeah, so don't listen to
the black president because we'll have a new real one soon. Yes, and
essentially, and then a White House petition got started to charge them for treason.
They got one hundred and seventy three thousand signatures in a day. Well,
that means that Obama has to consider it. Because once you go over
one hundred thousand signatures, right now, how come the has to responding around
for the vaccinations and not be legalized or forced upon. Rather, that petition
somehow got frozen and lost and people couldn't sign it. I don't know about
that. I don't I still have that. Let me check. Well they
did it finally came back. It's apparently gone up and down and up and
down. Right. Well, March sixth I think was a lat was a
deadline, and I do believe from what I was told that they reached enough
signatures for it. So I signed it. So so as the freezing of
the website going to people aimed on North Korea. Perhaps, Well, you
know, as Seth Roban has to release another crappy movie, doesn't it,
or get ready to he released? He released another crappy movie? Well he
would have. I haven't seen it. Well that the interview sucked. I'm
sorry it sucked it. It's hey, Dylan, have you heard uh Frankie's
theme song yet? By the way, since we brought him up like five
times? No, all right, do me a favorite mute up for like,
well, do me a favorite mute up for like forty five seconds and
uh, I'll play Franky's theme song real quick here, Okay, okay,
what did you think of that? That was awesome? That was funny.
HM's damning you like that? Hey he recorded it? I know, yeah,
pretty cool? I thought so, so, Dylan. No other crazy
stories from the history class? H we had three as a documentary. I
may have something tomorrow. Oh boy, what were the documentaries on? It
was all about Hawaii? What is the deal with Hawaii? Uh? In
your history class this week? I guess it was the only documentary he could
find. Nice. Nice, you know, I wanted to teach you about
other stuff. But this is all I had. I I just I don't
see how that teacher is not just you know, because he's a tenured drinking
at lunch. It's not his fault. Now he's a new teacher, and
it's really not his fault. It's not as much as I'd like to blame
it on him, it's not he tries. Yeah, he can only try
so hard it doesn't work. Yeah, that's true. You can try and
teach your Yeah, you can only try so hard. Right. You can
try and teach your pet rock to roll over and play dead, and you
can work at it real hard for many years. It doesn't mean that it's
gonna get done. Uh yeah, So what else you got to coming up
on? The truth speaks, by the way, because I never do ask
you what's coming up, except I've you know, promoted Liam Chef a couple
of times. Uh. Currently, Liam Chef is the only person I have
on my schedule. He's on on Tuesday. I'll have somebody's scheduled for Wednesday.
Probably by the time among your show next. I actually follow you up
on Tuesdays. Oh yeah, that's right. You are on right after me,
which never PI R PI R people's internet radio, which is kind of
interesting. Although they threw Jillian off there they did, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, I don't want to to say they did. But when
they bounced Julian off of their own now a couple of weeks ago, no
kidding. Oh yeah, I got a message from her last week about it.
They threw somebody else off too. Oh really that kind of anybody that
I've run across, or no, one of Jillian's friends. Oh well,
you know, you know how it is guilt by association, right, yeah,
surprised they haven't tried to go after me yet. Well, you know,
nobody wants to go after you, Dylan, because you know, you're
just you're so like uh commonal yeah, I'm calm, you know, except
in that history class. Yeah. Well, what what did you say to
them? By the way, I want to get get into this a little
more, what did you say to them about this whole the nose? You
know, the nose fits so you cannot acquit I mean, what what?
What? What did you? I went on my I went on my computer,
I turned it towards them, and I showed them a mental disorder that
people have when they see somebody who looks similar to somebody else in modern times
and think they're the same person. Nice? And how was that greeted?
First? They had to ask me how to pronounce it? What was the
kind of entertaining? What was the disorder's name? Are you? I actually
can't remember? Are you gonna make me yahoo this? I'm gonna make you
yahoo this? Yeah? I mean, if you want to make me who
this? I understand. But I mean, you know, all right,
all right, I'm probably going to Butcher. I'm probably going to Butcher if
I tried to. And then then they asked me, way are you are
you saying we all have mental disorders? They had to clarify. So what'd
you say? Yes, you're all psychotic, you're all psychotic? Well were
they psychotic or were they just simply dolusional? Those two things go hand in
hand. Well, yeah, but you can be psychotic without being delusional or
delusional without being psychotic. It is possible. I guess. I don't know
if they're delusional or psychotic. I mean, how can you think they're aliens
taking over voters minds and apes on mars with phones and cars and be anything
but psychotic? Apes with bones? Oh? Phones? Phones? Right?
Okay? Cell phone thing. I thought, he said, apes phones.
He tried to show them a mental disorder that people had. Kim stepped away
from the mic. So, a mental disorder that people have where they think
that someone in modern times looks like someone from history and uh, and then
said the same exact person. Yea. So of course he was not greeted
fondly with you know, I'm sure well I was greeted perfectly fine until they
figured out I was calling them crazy ms. It took them a minute.
Well, you know, good on them. I would have thought it would
have taken them quite a few minutes. Yeah, we're seeing improvements. Yeah,
I mean, look that is a market improvement, right, yes,
yes, and the saying yeah, I guess, hey, at least they're
not calling me genocidal, or at least they're not calling me a genocidal maniac
slash terrorist slash Russian sympathizer slash Isis sympathizer slash Iranian sympathizer. Good. Great,
did we discuss the Iranian thing? We started to about the letter,
So why don't you talk about No, no, I mean the discussion in
my class. No, no, no, go right ahead. I'm looking
for this mental disorder. By the way, I'll look it up. I'll
look up the name and I'll send it to tonight. Well that's not gonna
do us any good for what I'm well, I'm on the area or so.
But going down. What was the Iranian discussion about? And how did
that start? We're watching yet again in another film. No, my history
teacher brought it up. I don't remember in what contexts. Oh boy,
but somebody said, you know, I read online ones a rand has a
space space and they're going to drop a space laser on the US and then
they're going to colonize it a space laser on the United States and then colonize
the ground which they have just used a space laser on. Is that right?
Yeah? Correct? Okay, how did the space why do you do
I'm just wondering how did the Star Trek style a phaser weapon get involved that.
My history teacher just started talking about Iran and then one kid said,
aren't they trying to get new so they can blow up the world? And
then somebody ailsaid, no, they have space lasers that they're gonna blow blow
us up tomorrow and then colonize us. Oh I see, So that was
the response to what we're gonna do about them because of the whole nuclear weapons
issue or yeah, and somebody was basically saying, well, it doesn't matter
because they have space lasers and they're gonna blow us up, and this is
just a ploy. So the Russians can do something with ISIS and the Chinese
can do something with something. Okay, you know, I just pulled up
Okay, let me see if I can explain this really quickly here. Well,
I went to Lister Verse and picked up ten of the more incredibly bizarre
mental diseases and one to see if any of these fit really quickly. Let's
see, synesthesia. Would that be it? I don't know, okay.
Synesthesia is a neurologically is a neurological phenomenon in which stimulation of one sensory or
cognitive pathways leads to automatic, involuntary experiences in a second sensory or cognitive pathway.
In other words, numbers can be perceived as having color, or words
such as the days of the week, can be perceived as having personalities.
I think some of my classmates have that. Okay, well, synesthesia would
be applying characteristics to something that it doesn't belong to. So that's almost track.
They can applied characteristics to a nose. Nice, yeah, but it
doesn't quite work that they're saying, like, you know, the nose is
explosive in nature, you know something like that. That bizarre. Okay,
yeah, but that that's still a break from reality, much akin to a
psychosis. So okay, let's see onion mania is a compulsive desire to shop
no no, no good okay, Uh, trick, trick atolemania, trickatolemania,
organs or trick or trich I think as it is commonly known as an
impulse control disorder or form of self injury, characterized by that no, no
self injury here, let's see, Uh, there might be self involved,
just not in the sentence thinking no, yeah, and not necessarily in the
classroom. I mean, I imagine if you bang your head up against a
brick wall before school about five or six times, you might have this problem.
Okay, Well, now the history teacher probably bangs his well, actually,
the history teacher does bang his head against the desk, and you don't
know how much he's banging his head at home. He might be quite the
headbanger, okay, And I don't mean metal head all right, pibocato okay?
Or Arctic hysteria is a condition exclusively appearing in Eskimo societies. Okay,
no good. Dissociative identity disorder, that's a Dissociative identity disorder is a disease
of formerly known as Merson multiple personality syndrome. What yeah, Multiple personality syndrome.
It is a condition in which a single person displays multiple distinct identities or
personalities known as alter egos or alters, each with its own pattern of perceiving
and interacting with the environment. Nope, I really thought that was it.
Why am I doing so badly with this? I don't know. Nymphomania,
Nope, that's not it. Okay, moving on, depersonalization, Maybe this
is it. Depersonalization is a strange disorder in which the supperer feels that they
are living in a dream world, or it is the feeling of watching oneself
act while having no control over a situation. So those out of body experiences
when somebody you know commits a murder and they watch themselves do it. Okay,
Wow, this is funny. Jumping Frenchman of Maine is number three.
This work should probably win the award. For just having a bizarre disorder,
but for having a bizarre name. Jumping Frenchman of Maine is a rare disorder,
first described in eighteen seventy eight. An individual with this disorder has a
genetic mutation that prevents exciting signals in the nervous system from being regulated, which
causes a number of bizarre irregularities in their startle response. Most notably, an
event which might startle a normal person will result in an extended, grossly exaggerated
response from a jumper. Well, jumping Frenchman of Maine. Nice, that's
the name of the disorder. That's amazing. What do you bookmark that?
I sure can, And being that I am all for naming diseases after anything
French, I am more than happy to bookmark that for you, sir.
Okay, yes, in case you're playing catchup out there. I have a
distinct and profound hatred for French. People don't know why, and it's totally
unreasonable. It's almost like a phobia, but it's a hatred instead of fear.
Okay, it's not safe for a word really okay, wow? Okay,
coprolalia coprolalia? All right, swear? Okay, uh copprolalia. Oh,
this sounds like Tourette's syndrome. It is the involuntary swearing or involuntary utterance
of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks that should not be confused with
Tourette's syndrome. It sounds like it, though, which is usually signified by
physical and vocal tics, not coprophilias. Involuntary appers such as oh, coprophilia,
also as involuntary appers like racial or ethnic slurs in the company of those
who are offended by such remarks can be particularly embarrassing to the sufferer. The
phases and not necessarily reflective thought. And meanwhile, there's this whole thing about
how it's not really what they think, but they have to blurt it out
anyway. I know a couple of kids might have that. Wow. When
to go psychosis? This is the number one on this weird list. Okay,
when to go psychosis? Amending disorder in which a person intensely craves human
flesh and thinks they're turning into a cannibal. Oh, they think they're turning
into one. They probably are turning into one. Despite an abundance of healthy
food available, the most common response among the Aboriginal communities in which when to
Go psychosis was most prevalent was curing attempts by traditional native healers or Western doctors.
In the unusual cases, when these attempts failed, and the when to
Go sufferers began either to threaten those around them, okay, begin either to
threaten those around them. Let's say, oh, I lost my place because
the stupid thing popped up and I had to get rid of it. Now
I lost my place. In the unuser cases, it failed to say okay,
they were generally okay, it began to threaten those around them or act
violently or antisocially. They were then generally executed. Which some have denied the
existence of this disorder, there are a number of credible eyewitness accounts, both
by Aboriginal communities and by Westerners, that proved that whendogo psychosis is a factual,
historical phenomenon. That's great, that's great. Yeah, you know,
I was hoping to find it among the bizarre list of stuff. But yeah,
I was hoping to find it too. Let's see mental disorder. Okay,
let's see identity mix up, mental disorder. Well, let's try this
a mental disorder person resembles historical figure. Let's yeall who that. I hope
to find it by the time I run out of time here, because I
we got like three minutes left. But let's see, you'll be kind of
disappointing if we don't. People in the chat room, please help us,
because we're we probably won't be able to find historical three minutes creativity and mental
illness, people with mental illness, Mental illness and history quiz, Historical figures
with diagnosable mental disorders, celebrities and historical persons with mental disorders. Yeah,
chat room, do you guys know what the disorder is? I would I
love to see that. I know, I don't know what it is,
but I know it is. Can you give me a clue as to what
it begins with? I mean, help me out here. I'm having I
am having a mental lass or lass. Okay, let's see. Let's try
mental disorder identity confusion. See, because my bumper is gonna come on real
quick here, and I know I know that I'm not going to get to
this. It's just gonna happen. Of course, the first thing that comes
up is a gender identity confusion. Dissociative disorders. You seem to think that
dissociative disorder might have something to do with it. Let's see normalizing dissociation.
Let's see dissociative identity disorder. Is that possibly? No, that's the multiple
personalities again. Okay, confusion amptoms. I need to know what the symptoms
are to confusion. You know, if you're really confused and you're looking up
the symptoms to confusion, you might not be able to understand what's going on
because you're confused. Okay, all right, excuse me. Borderline personality disorder,
gender identity disorder, they themselves calling that a disorder might be a problem,
a non fifteen sixty disassociative identity disorder. Yeah, that's multiple personality disorder.
Unfortunately. No, I'll look for it and I'll send you a message
with the next next time I'm on with you, we'll do that because I
will repeat this story. Yeah, of course, the psychology is a farce.
Thank you whoever just said that. I believe it was Jane, And
you're correct. The entire mental health industry, including the large pharma college iCal
side of it, the big pharma And there I go tripping over my tongue.
Thank you very much. Hey, you've only done it once. No,
I did it earlier too, so we actually got two in. Don't
don't jinx me. I won't hit the third one this time. You hit
four last time I was on with you. Thanks, thanks a lot,
Hey, how about you? How about that debate? Dylan? When is
that kid coming back? There? You go? I got you, and
I don't know Weddy's coming back. I'm ready when he does. All right,
listen before the bumper kicks in. I want to thank Reverend Bob Levy.
Go to Rev Bob Levy dot com. Check him out. He's a
funny guy. He's a crazy guy. His sons a musician. Now interesting
dude. You might have heard him on the Howard Sterns Show before in various
other places Opie and Anthony, etc. Just a funny guy and really appreciate
his time. I will have him back on. I want to thank Dylan
for joining me, Kim for joining me, and I want to thank us.
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