Oh look, who's here for the Minnesota Goodbye? Hellow Bailey Jay has the
jay doesn't stand for anything but Bailey, thanks for being here. Thank you.
You ready to dive right in? Yupper Doodle, let's do it.
Since you're winding down on the funny poop stories, I thought it might be
fun to switch it too funny where you had sex stories. Now this fits
in perfectly with Naughty Tuesday, So let's go. I was in college.
My boyfriend at the time and I went to a cool state park in Illinois
called Starved Rock State Park. Early fall, great sunny day. As we
hiked, it seemed like we had the place to ourselves. Came across an
awesome waterfall, gave each other a look, took our clothes off, and
immediately went splashing in the waterfall. One thing led to another. We proceeded
to have sex against the rock under the waterfall. It was amazing and very
cool until we looked up and coming around the corner was a boy scout troop.
Oh my god. The leader turned the boys around quickly. We scrambled
to put our clothes on and took off down the trail. We laughed about
it at the time, but I do feel bad for that poor troop leader.
As a former Scout leader yourself, what would you have said? Pah,
okay, Donna in Rochester, I didn't think that was going to be
the question. Yeah, that's a quick action on that scout leader. I
would have done the same thing. I would have said, oh, oh
boys, okay, hold on, there's a couple up there. Boy.
Scouts are eleven to sixteen or eighteen years old, so they're old enough to
understand probably what sex is, but not old enough to be witnessed to it.
Yeah, so I would probably say like, oh, there's a naked
guy up there. Oh wait, naked guy. Naked guy, let's turn
around, guys, naked guy. I wouldn't say, hey, they up
there, fucking I mean you see that. That would not That would not
go over well, watch out naked. Mister Kibler was talking about a couple
having sex. Love your show, and I did receive my staff writer sticker
thank you for my funny poop story involving the skunk staredown. That was a
good one, Donna, thank you. Uh, let's see and hit delete
on that one. This one says, I usually don't mind if you say
my name at this time, don't. I wanted some advice on how to
break up with your significant other. I've been with mine for four years and
thought it would lead to marriage, but he says he's never getting married.
It has nothing personally to do with me, but he doesn't believe in it.
I want to get married, and I don't want to stay in a
relationship that would lead to not lead to marriage. I feel like if I
do, I'll grow angry and resentful. I'm trying to figure out how to
end things peacefully. We do live together, no children together either. Any
advice would be greatly appreciated. I will say, I think we talked about
this and read your email asking the same question last week, and you may
have missed it, so I think that you have no strings attached. It
sounds like you do live together, but no kids. You just need to
form a plan, put the plan into action behind this scenes. In other
words, find a place to stay, put a down payment on an apartment,
find a roommate, have somebody ready to help you move so you can
say I'm sorry, it's not working out yeah, and then you can move
out tomorrow and then hold yourself to it. I feel like if you decide
that you're going to break up, when you make that decision, tell like
two people in your life that you know to hold you accountable to do it,
or else you might just be like, well, I'll just put it
off. Yeah. Susan and I moved out one time, and we decided
in advance. We were like, okay, coming up next Thursday or the
twenty eighth or whatever, you're going to move out or I'm going to move
out or whatever. Wow, And it was amicable. It was still had
sad and hard, but it was you know, it was amicable. So
you can do it either way. But there shouldn't be anything that keeps you
from doing it, especially if you are not going to be happy with this
relationship. So good for you for moving out sooner rather than later. Yeah,
don't waste more of your time and his time. Honestly, you're wasting
both of your times by staying in it if you guys don't want the same
thing, right right exactly? Yeah, David, Jenny, don't say a
name. Thanks for putting that up front. I've been listening to every episode
on the iHeart app since at least twenty sixteen, and I cannot believe this
is what is bringing me to write you for the first time. My naughty
Tuesday story, the reason I don't do anal Oh my god, are you
ready? Yeah? Right, all right, no judgment here, right lol.
Anyways, has getting out of sophomore year moved into a new neighborhood.
I made friends pretty quickly because the neighborhood was just packed with kids of all
ages. There were so many kids that just the high school sent two buses
in the morning to fit everyone. It was a really hot summer day in
the neighborhood pool, and the pool was thus spot to be always packed and
barely ever any adults around. It seemed lots of weeds, smoking and making
out. Well, this particular day, I met a guy I'd never seen
there before. A little time later, we were making out of the pool.
He said I know a place, and he brought me around the corner
to this concrete stairwell. He says, bend over. We were pretty inexperienced
at being so young, obviously, so I did. I bent over,
assuming he would slip it into my v Nope, he goes straight from my
ass. Hard What did I do? I lost consciousness and went tumbling down
at least four stairs of concrete. Oh my god, wow. I came
to and I said, why'd you stick it in my ass? And he
said, cause you bent over? What? What? What? What?
I had concrete burned down the whole side of my leg and I couldn't walk
well either these days. I think it's a funny story, but no,
I will not let you stick it in my ass. This is probably the
most graphic Naughty Tuesday, but also funny. Signed anonymous. PS. My
husband wants anal and I just told him I was writing this story and he
goes, Hey, ask for advice on how you'd get back in anal again?
Lol, So any advice? Love you all so much. You made
a bigger difference in my life than you know. But that is for another
email. Dart Lick Okay, I'm not going to say her name, but
I will say if if he's asking for advice on how to get back into
anal again, I can only say slowly, slowly, not near any like
stairs, no, no stares at all involved. It's kind of like if
you get a here's my good analogy, if you get a variety pack of
hot sauce, yeah, and you go like one is the mildest and ten
is the hottest. And you're not really a hot, hot, hot sauce
kind of person, but you want to experiment and see how high you can
go. You start off with the one, you go, oh, that's
nothing, sure, Then you move to the two. Pretty soon you're up
to the five and you're going, oh, man, HUDs getting a little
bit spicy. You don't jump immediately to the ten. So, in other
words, I'd say take it slow. Yeah, and you might have a
whole different outlook on it. It might not be that bad. I don't
know, maybe, but not near stairs, not stair, near stairs or
concrete. Wow. Love that email. Thank you? Not a hashtag naughty
Tuesday. Here's Chow, a regular contributor staff writer Gang. Want to let
you know that the podcast with Minnesota Goodbye, the Morning Show, Fallon and
Zach Show and I'm Still Fun isn't working on iHeartRadio. I've tried listening to
true crime podcasts and they work. I don't know if it's just you guys.
I listen on my work computer. I've Chow. Whenever I get a
comment like that, I think to myself, as anybody else written in to
say the same thing nobody has, so it might just be a chow problem.
So let me know if it continues, because we would definitely want to
take care of them. Day apps, you go into your store thing and
do an update. Wow, you must work in it. No, it's
like turn it off and then turn it back on again, right exactly.
Yeah, Yeah, let's see what we got. H I am so glad
that somebody agrees with me that Taylor Swift is only okay, she's a good
singer. Sure you heard about this the other day. Yeah, I agreed
with you too. Yeah, I think most people did. And even we
didn't get attacked even by Swifties. I think maybe one or two Swifties attacked
me because I was also very complimentary saying she's an amazing business woman, entertainer,
icon empire brand, brand, songwriter. Yeah, so it's okay that
she's not a great singer. Elton John is not a great singer, but
he's a great lyricist and like he can put it all together real nice.
Well, did you know he doesn't write his own lyrics? What? Let
me tell you? Why? Let me here's he's got his songwriter friend,
Bernie Tappink. Bernie Toppin writes all the lyrics with no music. He hands
them to Elton John, and Elton John sits at the piano and here's the
music. As he reads the lyrics, oh wow, and composes and writes
the music. Okay, isn't that? But but Elton John and Bernie Toppin
amazing songs. Sure, amazing beautiful songs. Yeah, and he's an entertainer
and he's been able to stay relevant for fifty plus years. Yeah. I
love Elton John, so I would say there's nothing wrong. You wouldn't go
Elton John sucks. He's not a good singer. Sounds great. Yeah,
so she's a good singer. She has overcome difficult times. But I would
never give her such praise for being such an average person as someone who has
studying music and gone to school for the arts. Myself, I can honestly
say her songs all sound the same. I agree? Do you agree?
I do agree? I mean there are some that like stand out, but
especially like her new stuff because I liked Taylor Swift in like the Love Story
era and now It. They all do kind of just sound the same to
me. They're very symphonically large, they're very over but beautifully produced. Yes,
they're very synthy to me. Yeah, yeah, the best that all
sounds the same. I kind of get that, but I get I like
back when, the kind of Banjoey like love story and that type of thing.
Yea, that stuff, she says. Truthfully, a lot of today's
music gives me this vibe, but Taylor Swift's music in particular has the same
sound, same song structure, and gives the audience the same feel good vibes
every time. Give them something new. I don't know what is it about
today's youth. I'm twenty seven, by the way, lol, but I
feel everything is about having the same Stanley cup, the same phone, the
same shoes, the same whatever. What happened to individuality? Aren't you bored
watching clones of yourself walk by every two seconds? Maybe it's the eclectic,
artsy kid in me, but following the crowd is so black. Quarter life
crisis will be rough when you don't know what your actual personality is, and
Taylor Swift is definitely a part of that problem. That and the fact that
we can't get any original movies. Creativity is just faltering all over. I
wish I had rich parents that could make me a superstar too, but alas,
I'm just a lowly interesting peasant girl. Say my name put me on
blast. I don't care. Let the little gen zs have at me.
My name is April, April. I think that you are very justified in
the way you feel creativity is faltering because so many things have been done.
And I will say that what is old is new again. Like when you
hear a joke that you heard when you were in third grade and somebody who's
sixteen tells you the joke, You're like, I've heard that joke, but
it's new to them. Sure. Yeah. Like fashion is coming back?
Yeah, what fashion is coming back? Like high waisted pants, belly shirts,
crop tops, Well, yeah, crop tops are really in the high
wasted pants thing. I don't think that has really gone out of style since
it came in like five years ago. But apparently, like low rise jeans
are coming back, and I hope to dear God they do not because that
I hate low rise jeans. That's the worst. But like platform shoes,
that's really cool. Things that like anyone would have worn in two thousand and
one is coming back. What is something that? And I agree because like
Christina Aguilera was little crop tops. I think they're coming back, But I
don't hang out with a lot of high school girls or twenty three year old
girls that wear crop tops, so I don't really see that. I think
the fashionable ones are dressing like it's early two thousands. But most high schoolers,
because I know a lot of high schoolers, they're just wearing sweatpants and
pajamas, just like they did in two thousand and eight. Really same thing.
Give me, off the top of your head, a very creative movie,
I'll start. I'll give you a chance to think about it. I
thought Saltburn was a very creative movie because I did not see it coming sure.
Other than that, I don't have a creative movie I will. I'll
give you one that I thought was pretty creative and I really liked it.
And that's the I've been raving about the last couple of days. A fair
play. Give me a creative movie or TV show. I'm thinking of a
TV show called Pushing Daisies, and that was on in like two thousand and
eight ish era time, and it was so creative. It was like part
musical, part comedy, very whimsical. I loved that show, and then
the writer strike that happened in two thousand and nine canceled it. I think
Barbie was so creative it was hard for me to get I Did I love
Barbie? Did you love Barbie? I didn't like it much because I couldn't
figure out I kept trying to get the message, and I couldn't figure out
whether it said women can be girls all their life, or men are terrible
or the patriarchy is awful. I didn't get the message. And then I
looked it up on the Internet and the Internet wasn't sure what the message was
either, But as far as creative, it was fucking out there. Yeah.
I loved that movie. I liked it a lot, and that is
going to do it for the Minnesota Goodbye