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Oh look, who's here for the
Minnesota Goodbye? Hellow Bailey Jay has the

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jay doesn't stand for anything but Bailey, thanks for being here. Thank you.

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You ready to dive right in?
Yupper Doodle, let's do it.

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Since you're winding down on the funny
poop stories, I thought it might be

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fun to switch it too funny where
you had sex stories. Now this fits

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in perfectly with Naughty Tuesday, So
let's go. I was in college.

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My boyfriend at the time and I
went to a cool state park in Illinois

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called Starved Rock State Park. Early
fall, great sunny day. As we

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hiked, it seemed like we had
the place to ourselves. Came across an

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awesome waterfall, gave each other a
look, took our clothes off, and

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immediately went splashing in the waterfall.
One thing led to another. We proceeded

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to have sex against the rock under
the waterfall. It was amazing and very

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cool until we looked up and coming
around the corner was a boy scout troop.

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Oh my god. The leader turned
the boys around quickly. We scrambled

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to put our clothes on and took
off down the trail. We laughed about

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it at the time, but I
do feel bad for that poor troop leader.

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As a former Scout leader yourself,
what would you have said? Pah,

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okay, Donna in Rochester, I
didn't think that was going to be

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the question. Yeah, that's a
quick action on that scout leader. I

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would have done the same thing.
I would have said, oh, oh

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boys, okay, hold on,
there's a couple up there. Boy.

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Scouts are eleven to sixteen or eighteen
years old, so they're old enough to

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understand probably what sex is, but
not old enough to be witnessed to it.

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Yeah, so I would probably say
like, oh, there's a naked

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guy up there. Oh wait,
naked guy. Naked guy, let's turn

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around, guys, naked guy.
I wouldn't say, hey, they up

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there, fucking I mean you see
that. That would not That would not

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go over well, watch out naked. Mister Kibler was talking about a couple

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having sex. Love your show,
and I did receive my staff writer sticker

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thank you for my funny poop story
involving the skunk staredown. That was a

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good one, Donna, thank you. Uh, let's see and hit delete

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on that one. This one says, I usually don't mind if you say

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my name at this time, don't. I wanted some advice on how to

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break up with your significant other.
I've been with mine for four years and

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thought it would lead to marriage,
but he says he's never getting married.

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It has nothing personally to do with
me, but he doesn't believe in it.

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I want to get married, and
I don't want to stay in a

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relationship that would lead to not lead
to marriage. I feel like if I

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do, I'll grow angry and resentful. I'm trying to figure out how to

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end things peacefully. We do live
together, no children together either. Any

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advice would be greatly appreciated. I
will say, I think we talked about

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this and read your email asking the
same question last week, and you may

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have missed it, so I think
that you have no strings attached. It

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sounds like you do live together,
but no kids. You just need to

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form a plan, put the plan
into action behind this scenes. In other

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words, find a place to stay, put a down payment on an apartment,

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find a roommate, have somebody ready
to help you move so you can

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say I'm sorry, it's not working
out yeah, and then you can move

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out tomorrow and then hold yourself to
it. I feel like if you decide

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that you're going to break up,
when you make that decision, tell like

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two people in your life that you
know to hold you accountable to do it,

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or else you might just be like, well, I'll just put it

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off. Yeah. Susan and I
moved out one time, and we decided

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in advance. We were like,
okay, coming up next Thursday or the

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twenty eighth or whatever, you're going
to move out or I'm going to move

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out or whatever. Wow, And
it was amicable. It was still had

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sad and hard, but it was
you know, it was amicable. So

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you can do it either way.
But there shouldn't be anything that keeps you

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from doing it, especially if you
are not going to be happy with this

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relationship. So good for you for
moving out sooner rather than later. Yeah,

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don't waste more of your time and
his time. Honestly, you're wasting

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both of your times by staying in
it if you guys don't want the same

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thing, right right exactly? Yeah, David, Jenny, don't say a

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name. Thanks for putting that up
front. I've been listening to every episode

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on the iHeart app since at least
twenty sixteen, and I cannot believe this

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is what is bringing me to write
you for the first time. My naughty

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Tuesday story, the reason I don't
do anal Oh my god, are you

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ready? Yeah? Right, all
right, no judgment here, right lol.

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Anyways, has getting out of sophomore
year moved into a new neighborhood.

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I made friends pretty quickly because the
neighborhood was just packed with kids of all

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ages. There were so many kids
that just the high school sent two buses

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in the morning to fit everyone.
It was a really hot summer day in

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the neighborhood pool, and the pool
was thus spot to be always packed and

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barely ever any adults around. It
seemed lots of weeds, smoking and making

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out. Well, this particular day, I met a guy I'd never seen

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there before. A little time later, we were making out of the pool.

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He said I know a place,
and he brought me around the corner

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to this concrete stairwell. He says, bend over. We were pretty inexperienced

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at being so young, obviously,
so I did. I bent over,

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assuming he would slip it into my
v Nope, he goes straight from my

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ass. Hard What did I do? I lost consciousness and went tumbling down

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at least four stairs of concrete.
Oh my god, wow. I came

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to and I said, why'd you
stick it in my ass? And he

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said, cause you bent over?
What? What? What? What?

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I had concrete burned down the whole
side of my leg and I couldn't walk

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well either these days. I think
it's a funny story, but no,

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I will not let you stick it
in my ass. This is probably the

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most graphic Naughty Tuesday, but also
funny. Signed anonymous. PS. My

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husband wants anal and I just told
him I was writing this story and he

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goes, Hey, ask for advice
on how you'd get back in anal again?

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Lol, So any advice? Love
you all so much. You made

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a bigger difference in my life than
you know. But that is for another

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email. Dart Lick Okay, I'm
not going to say her name, but

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I will say if if he's asking
for advice on how to get back into

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anal again, I can only say
slowly, slowly, not near any like

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stairs, no, no stares at
all involved. It's kind of like if

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you get a here's my good analogy, if you get a variety pack of

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hot sauce, yeah, and you
go like one is the mildest and ten

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is the hottest. And you're not
really a hot, hot, hot sauce

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kind of person, but you want
to experiment and see how high you can

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go. You start off with the
one, you go, oh, that's

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nothing, sure, Then you move
to the two. Pretty soon you're up

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to the five and you're going,
oh, man, HUDs getting a little

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bit spicy. You don't jump immediately
to the ten. So, in other

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words, I'd say take it slow. Yeah, and you might have a

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whole different outlook on it. It
might not be that bad. I don't

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know, maybe, but not near
stairs, not stair, near stairs or

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concrete. Wow. Love that email. Thank you? Not a hashtag naughty

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Tuesday. Here's Chow, a regular
contributor staff writer Gang. Want to let

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you know that the podcast with Minnesota
Goodbye, the Morning Show, Fallon and

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Zach Show and I'm Still Fun isn't
working on iHeartRadio. I've tried listening to

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true crime podcasts and they work.
I don't know if it's just you guys.

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I listen on my work computer.
I've Chow. Whenever I get a

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comment like that, I think to
myself, as anybody else written in to

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say the same thing nobody has,
so it might just be a chow problem.

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So let me know if it continues, because we would definitely want to

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take care of them. Day apps, you go into your store thing and

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do an update. Wow, you
must work in it. No, it's

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like turn it off and then turn
it back on again, right exactly.

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Yeah, Yeah, let's see what
we got. H I am so glad

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that somebody agrees with me that Taylor
Swift is only okay, she's a good

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singer. Sure you heard about this
the other day. Yeah, I agreed

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with you too. Yeah, I
think most people did. And even we

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didn't get attacked even by Swifties.
I think maybe one or two Swifties attacked

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me because I was also very complimentary
saying she's an amazing business woman, entertainer,

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icon empire brand, brand, songwriter. Yeah, so it's okay that

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she's not a great singer. Elton
John is not a great singer, but

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he's a great lyricist and like he
can put it all together real nice.

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Well, did you know he doesn't
write his own lyrics? What? Let

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me tell you? Why? Let
me here's he's got his songwriter friend,

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Bernie Tappink. Bernie Toppin writes all
the lyrics with no music. He hands

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them to Elton John, and Elton
John sits at the piano and here's the

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music. As he reads the lyrics, oh wow, and composes and writes

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the music. Okay, isn't that? But but Elton John and Bernie Toppin

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amazing songs. Sure, amazing beautiful
songs. Yeah, and he's an entertainer

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and he's been able to stay relevant
for fifty plus years. Yeah. I

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love Elton John, so I would
say there's nothing wrong. You wouldn't go

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Elton John sucks. He's not a
good singer. Sounds great. Yeah,

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so she's a good singer. She
has overcome difficult times. But I would

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never give her such praise for being
such an average person as someone who has

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studying music and gone to school for
the arts. Myself, I can honestly

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say her songs all sound the same. I agree? Do you agree?

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I do agree? I mean there
are some that like stand out, but

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especially like her new stuff because I
liked Taylor Swift in like the Love Story

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era and now It. They all
do kind of just sound the same to

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me. They're very symphonically large,
they're very over but beautifully produced. Yes,

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they're very synthy to me. Yeah, yeah, the best that all

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sounds the same. I kind of
get that, but I get I like

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back when, the kind of Banjoey
like love story and that type of thing.

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Yea, that stuff, she says. Truthfully, a lot of today's

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music gives me this vibe, but
Taylor Swift's music in particular has the same

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sound, same song structure, and
gives the audience the same feel good vibes

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every time. Give them something new. I don't know what is it about

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today's youth. I'm twenty seven,
by the way, lol, but I

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feel everything is about having the same
Stanley cup, the same phone, the

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same shoes, the same whatever.
What happened to individuality? Aren't you bored

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watching clones of yourself walk by every
two seconds? Maybe it's the eclectic,

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artsy kid in me, but following
the crowd is so black. Quarter life

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crisis will be rough when you don't
know what your actual personality is, and

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Taylor Swift is definitely a part of
that problem. That and the fact that

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we can't get any original movies.
Creativity is just faltering all over. I

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wish I had rich parents that could
make me a superstar too, but alas,

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I'm just a lowly interesting peasant girl. Say my name put me on

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blast. I don't care. Let
the little gen zs have at me.

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My name is April, April.
I think that you are very justified in

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the way you feel creativity is faltering
because so many things have been done.

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And I will say that what is
old is new again. Like when you

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hear a joke that you heard when
you were in third grade and somebody who's

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sixteen tells you the joke, You're
like, I've heard that joke, but

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it's new to them. Sure.
Yeah. Like fashion is coming back?

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Yeah, what fashion is coming back? Like high waisted pants, belly shirts,

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crop tops, Well, yeah,
crop tops are really in the high

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wasted pants thing. I don't think
that has really gone out of style since

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it came in like five years ago. But apparently, like low rise jeans

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are coming back, and I hope
to dear God they do not because that

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I hate low rise jeans. That's
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that's really cool. Things that like
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one is coming back. What is
something that? And I agree because like

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Christina Aguilera was little crop tops.
I think they're coming back, But I

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don't hang out with a lot of
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girls that wear crop tops, so
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the fashionable ones are dressing like it's
early two thousands. But most high schoolers,

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because I know a lot of high
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pajamas, just like they did in
two thousand and eight. Really same thing.

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Give me, off the top of
your head, a very creative movie,

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I'll start. I'll give you a
chance to think about it. I

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thought Saltburn was a very creative movie
because I did not see it coming sure.

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Other than that, I don't have
a creative movie I will. I'll

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give you one that I thought was
pretty creative and I really liked it.

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And that's the I've been raving about
the last couple of days. A fair

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play. Give me a creative movie
or TV show. I'm thinking of a

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TV show called Pushing Daisies, and
that was on in like two thousand and

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eight ish era time, and it
was so creative. It was like part

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musical, part comedy, very whimsical. I loved that show, and then

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the writer strike that happened in two
thousand and nine canceled it. I think

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Barbie was so creative it was hard
for me to get I Did I love

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Barbie? Did you love Barbie?
I didn't like it much because I couldn't

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figure out I kept trying to get
the message, and I couldn't figure out

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whether it said women can be girls
all their life, or men are terrible

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or the patriarchy is awful. I
didn't get the message. And then I

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looked it up on the Internet and
the Internet wasn't sure what the message was

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either, But as far as creative, it was fucking out there. Yeah.

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I loved that movie. I liked
it a lot, and that is

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going to do it for the Minnesota
Goodbye