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Good evening, and welcome to another
episode of stand up Comedy for Kids.

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We got a great comedian coming out
for you. Today's name is Bobby the

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Banker, and he's gonna tell you
some great jokes. But first, I've

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got a joke for you. How
do cows learn about current events? How

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do cows learn about current events?
They read the moospaper, They read the

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newspaper. Look, everybody, let's
keep it going. In your meetian of

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the night, it's Bob the Baker. Yeah, hey, everybody, my

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name is Bob the Banker. I'm
gonna be telling some jokes for you today.

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First, how do dinosaurs pay their
bills? Yeah? How do dinosaurs

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pay their bills? Tarannosaurus checks with
Mayre? What did the ducks say after

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he went shopping? What did the
ducks say after he went shopping? He

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said, put it on my bill? Put it? What has one hundred

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heads and one hundred tales? Mayh
What is a hundred heads and a hundred

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tales? One hundred pennies? What
other pennies here? How much money does

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a skunk have? How much money
does a skunk have? They have one

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cent? One cent? May What
type of money do crabs use. What

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type of money do crabs use?
They use sand dollars, sands dollars Mayor

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Why do goalkeepers have so much money
in the bank? Mayor? Why do

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goalkeepers have so much money in the
bank Because they're really good at saving,

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really good saving Mayor How can you
become rich by eating? How can you

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become rich by eating? By eating
fortune cookies? By eating fortune? Mayor

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Where do hogs keep their money safe? Where do hogs keep their money safe

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in piggy banks? Piggy Mayor what's
gray has a wand and wings and gives

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money to elephants? What's gray has
a wand and wings and gives money to

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elephants? The tusk fairy? The
tusk fairy? Mayor What do you call

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it when you lend money to a
bison? What do you call it when

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you lend money to a bison?
It's a buffalone? A buffalone? Mayor

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Why did the little boy eat his
cash? Why did the little boy eat

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his cash because it was his dinner
money? Because it was his dinner money.

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Mayor Why did the bankowner buy cows? Why did the bank owner buy

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cows because he wanted to beef ups
security, He wanted to be voe secure?

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Mayor, why did the tightrope walker
go to the bank? Why did

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the tight rope walker go to the
bank to check his balance? Mayor?

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What type of candy does a banker
keep in his pocket? What type of

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candy does a banker keep in his
pocket? Investments? Investment? A banker

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told me this joke. That's right, a banker told me this joke.

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It didn't make any sense. He
didn't make it. Mayor, what's a

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banker's favorite place to go on vacation? Yeah, what's a banker's favorite place

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to go on vacation? The Czech
Republic? The check? What did the

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football coach say when he went to
the bank. What did the football coach

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say when he went to the bank? He said, I want my quarterback,

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I want my Well, that's my
time, folks, I've been both

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the banker. See you guys next
time. Okay, let's keep it going

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for Bob. Yeah, wait to
go, man. Well, thanks again

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for coming out. As always,
submit one of your jokes to be featured

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on a future episode. Just click
the link in the show notes. We'll

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be back next week with the brand
new comedian in a brand new episode of

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Stand Up comedy for kids,