Good evening, and welcome to another episode of stand up Comedy for Kids.
We got a great comedian coming out for you. Today's name is Bobby the
Banker, and he's gonna tell you some great jokes. But first, I've
got a joke for you. How do cows learn about current events? How
do cows learn about current events? They read the moospaper, They read the
newspaper. Look, everybody, let's keep it going. In your meetian of
the night, it's Bob the Baker. Yeah, hey, everybody, my
name is Bob the Banker. I'm gonna be telling some jokes for you today.
First, how do dinosaurs pay their bills? Yeah? How do dinosaurs
pay their bills? Tarannosaurus checks with Mayre? What did the ducks say after
he went shopping? What did the ducks say after he went shopping? He
said, put it on my bill? Put it? What has one hundred
heads and one hundred tales? Mayh What is a hundred heads and a hundred
tales? One hundred pennies? What other pennies here? How much money does
a skunk have? How much money does a skunk have? They have one
cent? One cent? May What type of money do crabs use. What
type of money do crabs use? They use sand dollars, sands dollars Mayor
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank? Mayor? Why do
goalkeepers have so much money in the bank Because they're really good at saving,
really good saving Mayor How can you become rich by eating? How can you
become rich by eating? By eating fortune cookies? By eating fortune? Mayor
Where do hogs keep their money safe? Where do hogs keep their money safe
in piggy banks? Piggy Mayor what's gray has a wand and wings and gives
money to elephants? What's gray has a wand and wings and gives money to
elephants? The tusk fairy? The tusk fairy? Mayor What do you call
it when you lend money to a bison? What do you call it when
you lend money to a bison? It's a buffalone? A buffalone? Mayor
Why did the little boy eat his cash? Why did the little boy eat
his cash because it was his dinner money? Because it was his dinner money.
Mayor Why did the bankowner buy cows? Why did the bank owner buy
cows because he wanted to beef ups security, He wanted to be voe secure?
Mayor, why did the tightrope walker go to the bank? Why did
the tight rope walker go to the bank to check his balance? Mayor?
What type of candy does a banker keep in his pocket? What type of
candy does a banker keep in his pocket? Investments? Investment? A banker
told me this joke. That's right, a banker told me this joke.
It didn't make any sense. He didn't make it. Mayor, what's a
banker's favorite place to go on vacation? Yeah, what's a banker's favorite place
to go on vacation? The Czech Republic? The check? What did the
football coach say when he went to the bank. What did the football coach
say when he went to the bank? He said, I want my quarterback,
I want my Well, that's my time, folks, I've been both
the banker. See you guys next time. Okay, let's keep it going
for Bob. Yeah, wait to go, man. Well, thanks again
for coming out. As always, submit one of your jokes to be featured
on a future episode. Just click the link in the show notes. We'll
be back next week with the brand new comedian in a brand new episode of
Stand Up comedy for kids,