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Come on out, you write this, there are chairman the hey look,

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and it's crazy. I really thought
when I was when I was younger,

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I thought cheese doodles were like I
thought those were the prime time one.

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Oh, Like I thought those were
the like that was the main cheese puff

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snack. I actually did too,
because that's what that's what my family and

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most Yeah, so they didn't give
you the real ship, no, And

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I remember seeing Cheetos and being like, what is this ripoff ship? I

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knew that Cheetos looked nicer like Chetos
came in like a box, like a

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bag I had like blues and oranges
on it, and these doodles came into

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the oats bags and I was just
like, yeah, it's one of the

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few shitty things that I'll still eat. Every once in a while, I'll

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just grab a bag of Cheeto puffs
and kind of because they kind of mel

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kind of melting your mouth a little
bit too, which is kind of nice.

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It's like air almost. Ye,
It's it's strange. They're really good,

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but like, dude, cheese doodles. I had cheese doodles somewhat recently,

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like in the last couple of months
because like, I saw a bag

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of them and I was like,
Yo, what the fuck? And I

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have to say, I don't know
what the fuck they put in that specifically

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that they don't put in in Cheetos
puffs, but it's something. I think

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it's MSG or something or something.
It's like crack geese. Good. You

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can probably eat like eighty bags of
those before you started, before you started

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to realize talking about you only have
tortilla chips. Oh, there's a misnor

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too. There it is, but
how much it's not it's almost at the

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it's almost at the very end of
the uh of the of the list,

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so there isn't much of it in
there opposed to dude. Yeah, it's

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like it's the first. It's the
first, it's it's a MSG, it's

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MSG, then rice, then matter, then matter. Then it's like cheese,

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maybe cheese mad maybe leftover cheese enzymes
or something kind of. Oh man,

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Hey, everybody, Hey, everybody, welcome, Welcome to the Stark

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Tank Podcast. It's you, it's
your boys, It's it's April. It's

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April. That means in the middle
of the month, we're all gonna get

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ravaged, some of us more than
others, not a few anti government.

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We're gonna hold out till we go
to prison. Baby, Yeah, already

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paid, bro, You are a
fucking you are a boot liquor. I

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am someone that does not want to
go to jail. You are you paid?

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That's Uncle Sam like simping right there. It's not Sam sipping. I

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don't want to pay those motherfuckers.
I don't want to give them my money.

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Anybody don't want to get money home. One day I pay them and

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they're like, you know what,
Kingston, because you paid, We're actually

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gonna use this money to help you. We're not gonna say simple thing,

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and I'm not. I'm hoping for
a better day, but I know reality.

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If I do Eagle Scout ship,
maybe one day she'll notice me and

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like, nah, man, she
never gonna notice you. She never gonna

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notice you. Gotta take her.
You got you gotta take her. I'm

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there, black men, and I'm
I'm teaching kids how to force themselves on

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people. Let's go. Let's that's
that's all you gotta That's all you gotta

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know. Anyway, It's yeah,
it's April. Not much happened as far

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as I know. I'm sure that
means tomorrow the King of America will die.

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Whoever that is King of America?
Who do you think the King of

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America is? Who do you think
the king of America? Who's American?

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John Stamos? I don't know,
John, the Greek guy, the guy

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who likes that is so little,
He mattered so little today, it's crazy.

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I haven't seen him in a long
I don't know what he does it.

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He looks damn near the same.
Dude, he looks great. He

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doesn't. He looks the same.
No, he shows no shot. He

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looks great. I'm sure he still
looks Chris, he looks damn near the

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same. He's aged very well.
Was the last time he saw him?

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When was the last time he saw
him? Maybe twenty twenty nineteen, that's

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five years been at that age.
He does look he looks very same.

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He looks good for his age.
He looks he's still look good because he

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looks for that syndication money. It's
it's a lot of aid because there's some

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there's some celebs that have all the
money in the world, but they still

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look like, you know, just
a pilot of dirt because they're just they

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don't care. Falling apart genetically well, they don't have good genetics. They

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also but no, no, but
you have to also know no, but

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you have to also know that.
Like there are certain celebrities right right right,

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Yeah, it's like it's it's a
couple. It's like the it's like

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the the person who has the genetic
disposition to build muscle and they're also taking

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steroids, like you know, they
look at me like it's not just it's

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like a combination. Like that motherfucker
has both. He has the he's he's

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built to be a wall and he's
taking that. What I'm saying is like,

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like, uh, who's a who's
a rich celebrity who looks like ship

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me an example? Most No,
like I need like somebody ship like I

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looks. But he also looks old, like he looks like George Lopez,

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very old. George Lopez never looked
good though. I didn't have to decent,

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did He's his studs always that he
always had a bro I a guy

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forever. Let me, Okay,
I don't remember when he wasn't I don't

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remember him when he wasn't old though, because like he's like a decent fella,

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like when he's younger. I mean
everybody. Yeah, I think so,

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you know, like, you can't
possibly be a person who says somebody

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else doesn't look decent. That's ridiculous. Come on, I don't think he

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looks decent. Look you, what
is what what's your scale of decent?

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He's kind of like, what is
what is your scale of decent? Exactly?

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My skill, My skill is like, who's a decent looking person?

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Like something? Guy like he's looking
guy like, he's like very like middle

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of the road looking guy. He's
not middle Kevin Handsome. I think Kevin

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hard. I think he's not every
middle of the road looking guy. If

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he didn't have any money or muscles, I feel like you'd be like,

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yeah, that's definitely just an average
dude. Yeah, he has. He

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has. When he he actually got
into the car accident, he got hurt

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really bad. Before that, he
was sucking a wall. He was for

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some of his car. He was
a wall, maybe like a twenty COVID.

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I don't like that really bad car. Oh that's a really bad car.

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Like was it was like with Walmart? It was like a Walmart truck

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or someone. It sounds like it
was really bad for some reason. Why

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do I remember it being funny.
Why do I remember the situation being funny?

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You're looking who got into a car? I think I think there was

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like a into a really bad car
accident, like he almost died, dude.

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Oh whatever, I don't know why. I think it's a Walmart truck.

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Kevin Hart, uh regless driving cause
crash ken. Maybe I'm making I

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swear it had to do with Walmart
or something. I don't care, it

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doesn't matter. Kevin Hart crashed into
a Walmart. Kevin through a Walmart in

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like a fucking Kia Soul just like
like I like, yeah, it's a

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small car. He's going he's going
seventy five miles per hour through the Walmart.

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You're like, what the ship?
What you had to drive like a

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car that depends on your size,
So like he had to have like one

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of those Fiat cars, like one
of those little tiny Italian cars or whatever

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everybody being comfortable cars. Yeah good, Yeah, and then for a ship

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on wheels like I had to give
him like like the Titanic and then put

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wheels on it. It's sometimes and
I get mad, I'm like, why

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are you that size? Dude?
It is kind of said. Even more

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is that he was the He was
the perfect athlete, and he just really

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didn't take care of himself and it
makes me so sad. Oh no,

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he loved Big Max, that was
his thing. But like Big Max,

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he didn't exercise well. He was
also granted he was also like unstoppable,

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but yeah, a perfect imagine if
you were you know he was. He

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was a perfect basketball player probably,
yeah, I was. He was.

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He was so not built. Most
people built like him don't play basketball.

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That's why it's so funny because there's
a lot of people built like him that

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just go play NFL. They play
football, and those people were ummies,

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but they've been brainshed as kids.
Yeah. True, that's the thing.

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The biggest shack maybe not height wise
because he was like seven to one or

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something, but like the frame wise, there's a bunch of monsters playing American

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football and if they he played,
fucking yeah he is. It's fun The

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thing is that he was too,
that's the thing he was. He was

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big like that, but he was
fast, right, And I'm wrong what

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I'm saying about these these football people, they're just brainwash. They're stupid.

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They s play basketball, made way
more money and no one could literally how

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people go back, he's probably he's
probably in his mid fifties right now.

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He was that give me against guess, Kingson, what's your guess? He's

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like forty get up seven forty seven. I would say, no, I

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haven't. I didn't, I didn't
press click. Okay, okay, I

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would say okay, I said mid
fifties. I would just say he's fifty

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one perfect, Charla's fifty two.
But I mean, okay, that's pretty,

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that's pretty on the money. Yeah, okay. For a long time

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then Holy Ship, Well yeah,
yes, because he was he was already

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playing a lot before Kobe got in
the league, Like he was doing a

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lot with the Orlando He was playing
with Barkley and them. Yeah forgot,

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he was playing with Penny. He
was playing with Petty Hardaway in fucking fifty

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two years. Fifty two years is
a long time for a tall person to

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live. So yeah, he really
no real ship. He got himself in

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shape, though, he because he
was in he was in bad steps for

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a while. He was like very
whole heavy set, very like unhealthy and

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and like roading out. Wouldn't you
he did what he did. I don't

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know how he didn't right now he
started just exercising crazy amounts. No,

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he's kind of he's kind of jacked
right now. He's he's been he's not

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kind of. Bro what I mean
is huge just working out when you're in

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your fifties and you're just kind of
work that's not how it works. Right

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Like, he's definitely diminished, he's
taking he's definitely a test and ship like

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that. That's one hundred maybe not
Roy. We've got you know, we've

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gotten to a place now I'm in
the bodybuild the industry where they don't consider

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taking, uh, testosterone unnatural.
So people will say that they're now natty,

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they're natural and just be like,
I'm only taking testosterone, which like

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TRT has always been. No,
You're you're taking something that your body is

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not producing itself. So that's at
that point that that's such a ridiculous and

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that's like saying like, oh well, yeah, that's that's basically that that

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argument is like, that's like a
joke argument that I would make to get

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out of something that I know I
did wrong, you know what I mean,

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Like it's just like, well,
everything's everything's technically natural because it comes

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from the planet in some way.
We didn't just create fucking plastic. We

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put a bunch of natural things together
to make plastic, So plastics natural.

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What are you talking about? That's
past, that's ridiculous. That is funny,

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that that's technically anything that says natural
food, that is literally the criteria

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because like you don't know what natural
means. It could literally be they're gonna

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be shipping your food and leg shi
it's natural. What do you, dude?

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There is there is. It's so
just it is so disheartening to learn

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how there you really cannot You couldn't
if you tried, probably get pure organic,

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untouched, unfucked with food anywhere,
probably at all, like even in

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America. Definitely not in America,
like America, No, dude, there's

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no way, no. What I'm
saying is like even on even on like

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deserted fucking like even on deserted fucking
islands, the fruit that grows is still

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our like ancient genetically modified ship like. But like the genetically or modified bananas

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that we grow, and the genetically
modified like fruit that we grow grows in

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those untouched areas somehow, I don't
know what the fuck. I guess it's

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because we've done it for something it's
not. It's not somehow. It's not

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a somehow. Thing is that we
traded people to get that ship. So

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that's and then it grows. It's
I think if you go certain places you

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could like, but it's like not, it's not like a comp Like maybe

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if you go somewhere deep in the
congo where like most of your fucking neighbors

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are jaguars, maybe you could find
truly organic shit like there may maybe,

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but the fact that that's a maybe
is crazy. And also like there's plastic

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in the rain that's getting in all
of our field. Plastic. Yeah,

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they got plastic, and they're not
escaping the plastic in the rain, that's

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for sure. They're not fucking they're
not getting away from that thing. So

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plastic, Like we're gonna evolve in
a plastic monsters in like a thousand years

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or something. There's rain. That
shit's depressing, bro, It really is

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fucking scary. Anyway. We just
need a solid We need a solid two

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years of no humans on the planet, and then we come back and we'd

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be like what happened. No,
we we live for two years, it

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will be bad. We need ten
years out of here. Nah, dude,

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I feel like even even a year
of us not being here with none

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of us are missions, we'd come
back, a planet would be No,

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dude, that's it's proven. First
of all, nature would invade the fuck

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out every Wait, none of they've
there's there's studies that have been done that

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like what you call like if humans
didn't exist for X amount of time If

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you don't watch stuff like that,
obviously, but like on the Discovery Channel,

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they're like, yeah, like humans
disappearing for like X amount of time

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and obviously it's a it's an assumption. Okay, first of hold on,

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you're you're citing the Discovery Channel.
I want you to understand this. You

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implied that I was stupid for not
citing the Discovery Channel. Wild. Discovery

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Channel often has there's often has factual
things like I'm not I'm not exciting and

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alien I'm citing like real shit,
it's YEA said, It's like it's it's

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like one of those things. It's
like they're there are oh, there are

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studies and it's like, yeah,
there's study Like I remember when I was

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a kid hearing that like by today
in twenty twenty four, New York would

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be underwater. That was like true
in two thousand and two, and it's

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like, well, obviously not so
like things can be wrong, Like okay,

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I'm thinking of it like this,
right, Chris thinking like this.

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People have to mow their lawns every
day, right, yeah, yeah,

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obviously right. I understand. I
understand what you're saying. I understand what

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you're saying. What I'm saying is
what I'm saying specifically, is the time

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it would take for all of the
plastic and all the bullshit that's already here

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to its way. It's way longer
than just two years or like a year,

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and it wouldn't really like it would
the planet would be in way better

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shape without us for like a year
or two for sure, but it would

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still be fun. Most it would
be buried, That's what it really like.

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A lot of it would sink to
the in the oceans, and then

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a lot of it that's in everywhere
on the ground it will be buried,

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and then the you know, it
won't start getting absorbed back into the sky

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and all the ship for it to
be rained, so it would do It's

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just like a lot of things that
are old and layered, like in permafrost

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and all this stuff there's a lot
of things that we don't know about that,

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unfortunately, because of global warming,
are being unnerethed. And I really

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don't like about that. I really
don't. It's cool there's gonna be some

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drugger coming out and like start just
fucking killing everybody, Derek right now,

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right now, I want to be
series out if a drowger burst it into

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your house, right, and it's
not it's not an ancient order so it

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can't shout, but it's a drowger. Do you think you can defeat a

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drowger in a fight? No?
Why? Because if it? If it?

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First of all, like you need
a torso is so important to really

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fight somebody, like to really have
an intact because that's the target, that

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is the target area. It is
so hard to hit people with that thing

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missing, Like if there's just like
bones or something, and then now you're

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gonna try to like what tackle it
or it's it's just the idea of even

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trying to fight something like that just
seems so impossible and so scary than just

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fighting a regular person that I probably
wouldn't even try. I don't even think

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I even try. What makes me
more scared, right, is that,

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like it's missing all its muscles,
but it's like swinging stuff around and moving,

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So like, how strong is it? It's gonna be powered by magic

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or something? Right, so is
it gonna be like is it gonna hit

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me across the room and I'll be
like, holy ship? Also, they

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wouldn't even wouldn't even fingers, so
it can just stab me. Would like,

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what do you do? You run
out? Do you just get do

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you evade it and get out the
house and run away? I would try

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my best to try to evade it. Hopefully they're slow. I imagine they

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would have to be slow, and
then I'll just run away. What about

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what about them breaking the rules?
It's so far and everything else with them

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have to be slow because it's like
magic has its limitations too. It's like

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you know, I'm seeing the limitation
is it can't move quick. It can

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stand and walk around and carry heavy, but also it super speed is all

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just too much, too much?
That drag listen that dragger. That dragger

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is anime it on ones. He's
like he moves around like a he he

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moves around like a fucking like a
smiling friend's character. Like it's it's he's

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fastid did you watch that episode?
Of course I watched it, dude.

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It's such a perfect it's good.
It's just it's one episode, but like,

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dude, it's it's I'm not gonna
talk about it because you guys can

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just watch. But it's like,
it's it's about it. It's about an

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outdated like p S one mascot platform
or character, and the animation on it

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is so so good. Yeah,
it looks like but yeah, dude,

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I I don't know. I don't
know. If the Drugger, I think

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I could not be the Drugger.
You could not be a Drugger. If

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you if you can take its head
off, then you can beat it,

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right, Why would you? Why
would you be able to take its head

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off? Because it's connected by magic? Because I know that's the thing.

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Right, Well, the the dragon
Born does it right, but he's so

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plot armored. I don't know.
Also, you're not a dragon board you

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are. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking right, I'm thinking,

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like genuinely right, The dragon Born
is a regular guy until he absorbs his

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first dragon pretty much. Then he's
like then it's different from that moment on.

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I actually don't is that true?
Uh? I mean pretty much.

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It's not confirmed. But as far
as him being able to do actual supernatural

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things, uh, but we don't
know how, like say, capable.

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So here's the thing. Let's just
assume it's a regular person though I'm sure

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they they had combat experience beforehand.
At least. The thing is Kingston.

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You don't, I know, I
know, so trying it makes you think

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you can can be sisty. I
can be a seisty fellow. They don't

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have eyes either, right, No, they have eyes right well, they

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have to. I know they can
see me, Chris, and can see

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me. I want if I can
blind them. That's the thing. Probably

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he thinks, talk to me drown
blind, dude, Yeah, you're gonna

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blind. I want to. I
really want to. I really want to

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dive into this. I really want
to go crazy, Kingson. I really

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want to dive into this because I'm
so cute. What you just said is

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so inspiring to me. He he
you know he can see you. You

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know he can see you. And
you also know he doesn't have eyes.

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I don't know you have eyes or
not. That's the thing. They I

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don't know if they don't. I
think some of them have eyes. I

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think have eyes. I think some
have eyes, actually gonna have slowy things

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that are as their eyes, but
they're not eyes. Are they, like

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you see, the only thing they
have you blind? So at least the

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ones that we're talking about, I
don't think they typically have eyes. They

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or like maybe they'll have their rot
the eyes. They have optical lights pretty

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much like I feel like anything that
any nothing would work. Nothing else of

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them work, so why would why
would their eyes work? So they're technically

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even if they had actual physical eyes, they don't work. They're not doing

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what they normally would do. What
the fuck? How do you beat a

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drugger? Dude? Don't you afford
it? You afford scary? Do you

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think so get away from a drogger
is worse? Do you think running fighting

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a dog or fighting a farmer is
worse? I feel like fighting a farmer

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is scarier because farmers are so disgusting
they look scarier. I feel like,

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try to whoop its ass. It's
intact. I know it can bleed,

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like I kind of understand that it's
a creature that needs to be destroyed.

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If I saw something undead, I
wouldn't want to fuck with it. I

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just can't that's just too it's too
like I don't want to fight something undead.

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The best you can hope for that
is truly sincerely. Uh you would

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you would have to be you'd have
to treat an undead creature like that like

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you would radioactive material, like you'd
have to like bury it in like a

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really deep hole with like a really
impenetrable like cement or lead or something like

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it. You have to understand that
it will always be alive or always be

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active, but you have to just
put it in a place where it can't

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harm anybody or or it doesn't matter
that it's alive. You know what I

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mean to do to it? You
know how? You know how crazy it

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is to bury something in a coffin
filled with cement and then put cement over

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the coffin so the thing is just
in their stuck. That's what they did.

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That's what they did to the people
in Chernobyl. Actually, like people

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who died in Chernobyl because their bodies
were so radioactive, they buried them in

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a coffin something it okay, it
was a lead coffin. They buried the

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lead coffin in cement, and then
they covered that cement with more lead,

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because it's crazy shit, that's how
that's happened. It was at that moment

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your body wouldn't even look like at
that moment, I felt like you would

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just dissipate as a creature. They'd
be like, ah, you just turned

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into fucking sparkles, like you got
killed by fucking Gojeta or some shit.

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You know, you turn into sparkles
because you're so arrayed. You got so

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much extra radiation. Dude, there's
so much that they heat your cells are

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doing. You know, I thought
you would just fall apart. So it

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says your safety toward Chernobyl. Would
you do it? No? No,

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I have no curiosity. Yeah,
I don't trust it, even though they

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say it's saved. I'm like,
I don't care. I don't trust the

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Russian government. Yeah, it's fun
you come here. Yeah, I would

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do it if I had to shoot, if I had a shoot in a

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Geiger counter. So I just know
for myself that I'm saved, You know

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what I mean that I would do
it. Yeah, I don't think I

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would do if I trust the suit
entirely. I feel like the suit in

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and of itself is like the suit
looks so damn silly and so damn dumb

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and silly and dumb that like part
of me doesn't believe that it really works

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that much. I feel like it
works a little bit, Like it probably

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does work a little bit. That's
why, like I would go with one

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and have my Geiger counter so then
I feel safe. But then if it

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gets to a certain level where I
know, like this is clearly the suit

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camp protect me, I would just
go in the other direction. I would

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do. That's the one condition I
do. Let me ask you something,

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if could would you invest Let's say, let's say for let's say hypothetically,

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this is only ten dollars, but
it works really, really well. It's

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not like a cheap It's not like
a stud fighter you get at home depot

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for five dollars and it's a piece
of shit and you have to get a

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new one. You let's say you
install a Geiger counter in your apartment almost

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like a almost like a smoke alarm, Yeah, just to have it.

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And you have it in your apartment
for like a couple just a couple of

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years, and it doesn't do anything, and then one day it's just like

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it clicks like a million times in
an hour and then it stops. How

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do you feel in that moment?
Well, I would probably be like I

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should say my goodbyes, like if
that either that was a major malfunction or

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we just got hit with the flash
of radiation that was so strong that I'm

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dead really soon, like that really
fast. So I'm either way, I'm

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gonna just say goodbyes. Hey,
I might disintegrate like really soon, So

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I'm just gonna let you guys know
that scares about That's the thing that scares

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me about Geiger Counters is that,
like I would love to have one,

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just because I feel like it's such
a cool thing to own. There's something

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about that that's so sick. But
I feel like if I turned it on

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and it started making any noise whatsoever, I would be so scared. Blows

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up and you're like, oh,
man, man one here for one hundred

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bucks. It's pretty nice digital GEU
give me. I want the one with

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the little dial. Yeah, and
then like make sure it makes the fucking

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noise too. It needs to make
that noise. Yeah. If it's not

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making I don't want that ship you
You can't like just g one Geiger Counters,

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right, Yeah, album, there's
no problem Geiger counter, I was

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telling Geg kind of wrong this entire
time I put I put in O G.

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Geiger. I don't know why I
did that, Like what the and

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then when I as soon as I
erased Geiger or just the g e,

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then the the rapper O T.
Genesis came up. Do you guys remember

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that? You remember that guy?
Do you remember that? I'm in love

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with the Coco guy, the coke
go I got it. He probably isn't

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dead. What happened to this dude? And sold? Uh? James Glass

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nigga? Huh? James right?
Uh? I don't know who. Isn't

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that Trinidad James that made that song? No, isn't that a different person?

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I think it is it's him.
I don't know who that James is.

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I'm saying, O T. Genesis
Man Genesis, he's probably dead.

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Crazy. Yeah, Okay, go
ahead. I hope the first question is

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about Genesis. What happened to him? It's not We're starting We're starting simple

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with our first question today. A
large Mexican guy who works at Starbucks road

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in. He says, what's up
comeboy, semen Man and Spunker. What's

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the best Mexican food and why it's
a lot of good ones. But the

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best Mexican food that is a little
burritos. Man, I see, my

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favorite is a Chimmy chants at just
a fried burritos. Yeah, Chimmy,

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Like when you fry, I mean
frying anything is fucking excellent. So you

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fry a tortilla, you wrap it
and you know, you wrap, put

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some ship in it, and you
fry it. God damn a chimmy Chiman.

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Then if burritos, man, I
love burritos. They're so fucking good.

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Some nice some nice chicken, you
know, some nice swell season chicken,

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like a nice and juicy some.
I had a mole chicken burrito at

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a cigar lounge in l A a
couple of years ago, and I haven't

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stopped thinking about it. And well, I don't like, I didn't think.

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I'm not a big fan of it. No. The thing for me,

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I don't even well, that's the
thing. I don't even know if

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it was the mole. I don't
know if it was just the the rest

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of what he you know what I
mean, Like it could be any number

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of things. But whatever it was, that combination of mole and and the

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type of chicken you using and how
good the chicken was, and like all

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the rest of the ship on it, the exact tortilla and how fresh it

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was. It was just such a
perfect fucking Brita that I was like,

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I can't believe how good this is. I didn't know what molet was.

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I didn't know anything to do with
chocolate. If I knew, I probably

403
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:11.880
wouldn't have ordered it. You wouldn't
even like freaked me. Yeah, but

404
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:15.599
it didn't taste like I didn't taste
chocolate at all. Like it didn't Yeah,

405
00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:21.359
yeah, it didn't have chocolate taste
with a chocolate detexture. Yeah,

406
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:25.079
chocolate for sure. I just don't
like. I guess I've never had one

407
00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:27.079
that I liked. Yeah, I've
never had one that I'm like, oh,

408
00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:30.039
yeah, that's fair. I want
to come back for this. I've

409
00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:33.559
never had to prepare Molet for me
very well, but I've had Moley things

410
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:36.240
that are good. Like, I
don't know anybody I don't know about to

411
00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:40.640
prepare molet really, so I'm like, yeah, fuck man, Yeah,

412
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:45.880
nice Timmy Changa. Maybe with Carnita's. I think it's something. Man,

413
00:30:45.079 --> 00:30:48.559
pork is fucking dangerous. Man,
it'shi. It's so good. I don't

414
00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:52.759
like pork very much. Man,
oh, I don't know it's possible.

415
00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:56.319
I don't know up eating it though. That's the thing that's dude, there's

416
00:30:56.319 --> 00:31:00.440
nothing. Little Carnita's burrito is so
god damn it. I think bacon's delicious.

417
00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:03.039
Yeah, of course. I mean
I think like and I think and

418
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:08.359
I think like, yeah, so
you do like pork, but you're just

419
00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:12.000
not like a pulled porky. I'm
not a pork lover. Like, I

420
00:31:14.279 --> 00:31:18.519
don't like I won't choose pork,
uh not, rather a burger. Rather,

421
00:31:18.599 --> 00:31:25.319
it's like just crowned beef. Chicken
always everything though, always chicken chicken.

422
00:31:25.480 --> 00:31:27.960
Like to me, chicken is when
it comes to a burrito, chickens,

423
00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:32.359
I'm usually like I say that even
though I have a chicken brito in

424
00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:36.799
my fridge right now, like that
chicken britos every time. But man,

425
00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:41.000
I just you can't get chicken.
I do sometimes and I get look they

426
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:45.599
give you looks, people looks.
If you get chicken, that's crazy.

427
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:52.039
You got it backwards, like toyotacos
or common and you feel like I know

428
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:55.400
no one that you eats some other
always on the menu, you always get

429
00:31:56.279 --> 00:32:05.240
the menu is always like everything,
It's like always everything that's different. And

430
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:08.240
then with a burrito is usually more
red meats. Thing you can get chicken,

431
00:32:08.359 --> 00:32:14.480
but that's usually not a chicken.
I feel like I've never went to

432
00:32:14.599 --> 00:32:16.599
a Mexican place that I've been like, because when you go to a Mexican

433
00:32:16.680 --> 00:32:24.720
place, it's like burritos, uh, tacos? Uh so what else?

434
00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:30.359
Usually bridos and it's like that right
there, and then it has all of

435
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:32.119
the meats. It gives you like
all like whatever, I got five six

436
00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:37.519
kinds of meats, order whichever you
want with whatever, Like if you get

437
00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:39.839
if you get a chicken THRT,
people are gonna be what the fuck are

438
00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:43.799
you doing? Obviously then, but
no, no one eats this ever.

439
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:47.799
But usually when it comes to tacos, like every time anyone Lily's family and

440
00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:51.680
all of them, yeah, I'm
like, can I get chicken tacos?

441
00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:54.640
And they're like what eating chicken tacos? And I'm like, yeah, I

442
00:32:54.720 --> 00:33:01.920
prefer chicken tacos. I'd on everything
that experience you're you're extrapolating. I think

443
00:33:01.960 --> 00:33:08.200
I feel like you're you're taking Lily's
family and her weird fucking family and all

444
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:10.720
of my Mexicans, all of my
Mexican friends, none of them they eat

445
00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:15.319
it's tacos. It's usually KNA for
topacos that particular, it's default. But

446
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:20.400
like it's like, say, there's
when I lived in La Particularly, I

447
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:23.480
know they exist. The amount of
the amount of street tacos they're around,

448
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:28.480
Like my area by a Manchester and
Western, there was like, uh,

449
00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:31.880
just buses not buses, what do
you call those things? That the trucks,

450
00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:36.279
And then there was just people standing
on corners and ship doing some guy

451
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:39.039
like that clearly didn't have any type
of license, just cooking outside of his

452
00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:43.039
house and he was just and a
lot of them were just street you know,

453
00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:46.319
there's strictly tacos, like just straight
up Mexican were like straight up Mexicans

454
00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:50.599
don't even funk with burritos, Like
youn go to like a tacos al gordo

455
00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:52.119
and they don't even have burritos or
anything else. And I'm like, damn,

456
00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:57.079
but like they'll they'll have more of
the meats, but like they will,

457
00:33:57.079 --> 00:33:59.559
they're not gonna spit on you if
you get some fucking chicken. But

458
00:33:59.720 --> 00:34:01.640
uh, I guess, like I
said, I love a chicken burrito.

459
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:06.319
But most of the time, whenever
I go to Mexican spot, they don't.

460
00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:10.519
The chicken is usually made for not
like it'll be like this boiled marinated

461
00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:15.000
chicken that you put another stuff.
It's good, but it's really stringy,

462
00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:21.119
dude. It's like, it's not
my favorite type of chicken. That's why

463
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:25.760
I'll sparingly get like a grilled chicken
thing. When it's done cut up chicken

464
00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:30.199
and then it's fucking you know,
all panned out and ship like like you

465
00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:35.039
ever have Del Taco chicken usually,
yeah, like if you ever had like

466
00:34:35.079 --> 00:34:37.400
a grilled chicken from Del Taco,
Like when they prepare it that way,

467
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:39.639
that should like there's a Robertos up
the street and they prepare it that way.

468
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:45.679
It's fucking amazing. It's amazing Tacos. I'd neither die. I'd rather

469
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:49.320
get my mask whooped they need don't
Taco. I hate that plate. Den'll

470
00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:52.559
Taco has good chicken. I I
would de Tacos. That's fine. If

471
00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:54.760
you refuse it, you're just missing
out because they actually have a really good

472
00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:59.880
Probably you probably have a good Del
Taco because the Del Taco around the co

473
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:07.559
from my place is derelict. Might
as well be Chernobyl to be fair,

474
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:13.599
there was I used to work at
this warehouse where I would just unload Grandfather

475
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:16.440
trucks for like eight hours, Grandfather
clocks for like eight hours. Was fucking

476
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:28.119
hell, and the only thing that
was like Grandfather truck, Grandfather tr dude,

477
00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:32.039
it was a bunch of J.
C. Penny warehouse And then yeah,

478
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:38.800
we took trucks out of one giant. That's so stupid, so fucking

479
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:44.920
stupid, but Russian dollah. There
was a there was a Del Taco that

480
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:47.639
was the only place around the warehouse, and that that was I was always

481
00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:50.639
a taco bell guy, so I
didn't really I was like, fuck it,

482
00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:53.000
I'll go to Del Taco's right here. I think they poison their food

483
00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:57.800
because it tastes like ship, and
so it made me even It took even

484
00:35:57.840 --> 00:36:00.119
longer for me to warm up to
Del Taco because of that fucking place where

485
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:04.559
there beans taste like piss, like
there's pissing them or something. And I'm

486
00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:07.079
a bean and cheese burrito guy,
and I'm like, what the fuck did

487
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:08.360
you do to your beans? You
just need to put fucking salt in them

488
00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:12.039
and ship and they just like pissing
in them, I guess. And uh,

489
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:15.119
but pretty much most of my go
to now they got good fucking fries,

490
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:20.280
and I guarantee you you would like, well maybe not at your location,

491
00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:25.480
but their fucking chicken is actually excellent, surprisingly good. It's surprisingly this

492
00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:31.119
is really good. I'm shocked how
good it is. I'm conflicted about tacos

493
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:34.159
in general because I don't like the
tortilla that it comes on, and I

494
00:36:34.199 --> 00:36:37.119
don't like the way it's prepared.
But I like the meat that comes with

495
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:38.679
them. I like the meat that
comes with burritos. Yeah, I'm not

496
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:44.840
really like big on the corn tortia's
I feel you. And also the fact

497
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:50.000
that they're like these tiny like the
fact that they're a tiny little tacos tortillas.

498
00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:52.559
Yeah, I'm just like, what
the fuck is this? Like?

499
00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:55.559
Uh, and it's and it's and
all the time, like every time I've

500
00:36:55.559 --> 00:36:59.440
been to a place, it's like
like the tortilla is like kind of the

501
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:02.960
tortillas almost say I'm exaggerating maybe a
little bit, but it's it's almost it

502
00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:07.920
feels like it's almost fucking freezing or
like it's almost like not that it's stale,

503
00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:12.159
but I think it's a texture of
like the corn tortillas that bothers me,

504
00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:14.920
or I'm like, I don't I
don't like it at all, but

505
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:16.400
they're they're not. I don't know, I gotta check it. Almost of

506
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:20.800
the time. I agree with you
a lot of times, though, especially

507
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:23.559
when it comes to those corn tatillas
for the tacos, where they'll be they're

508
00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:28.840
already been prepared and then they'll just
warm them up for a few seconds and

509
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:31.559
it doesn't have like when you have
a burrito in the way that flower tortillas

510
00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:35.800
cook and how they'll brown a little
bit and they'll be a little bit crispy

511
00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:39.119
where a flower tortilla is. I'll
take a flower tortia over cornch artia any

512
00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:43.719
fucking day, ever, forever,
for all eternity. As a matter of

513
00:37:43.800 --> 00:37:46.519
fact, I would prefer them to
make small flower tortillas for fucking tacos.

514
00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:53.840
That would be phenomenal. That'll be
liker Like. Corn tortillas are better when

515
00:37:53.840 --> 00:37:57.840
they're heated up, But the thing
is that they break a lot. They

516
00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:00.880
break fucking easily as shit in general, So it just depends on what I'm

517
00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:05.760
eating, right, Like, I
think flowers totias are better just for for

518
00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:07.840
like rolling things everything like there's better. I don't think they taste better.

519
00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:09.960
I don't. I think they taste
better like a lot. I think it

520
00:38:13.119 --> 00:38:15.280
is. I think it can tastes
so much better that it's it tastes so

521
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:17.880
much better that it's wild. Actually, like I I can't even believe that

522
00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:22.440
they're even considered the same type of
object. I think that I think that

523
00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:28.320
I think that flower is better for
putting stuff in because flour is just more

524
00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:32.519
malleable. So they just taste better
better, like I love I think better

525
00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:39.320
flower chips, like like the tortilla
chips. But it's just that it won't

526
00:38:39.320 --> 00:38:45.440
work that way. But then you're
gonna fry and it's gonna be likes consistent.

527
00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:51.000
It's flower chips don't taste you can't
by themselves don't taste good anyway.

528
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:53.920
Yeah, chips by themselves don't taste
good either. Oh yeah, don't have

529
00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:59.719
good tortilla chips. I don't know
any mad man. The only tortilla chips

530
00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:02.679
that all even eat eat them.
I won't eat them exclusively by themselves,

531
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:06.880
but some of them taste. They're
pretty decent, taste a nice little salty

532
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:13.079
text. They're okay, because they
like they're salted, they're salty. I'm

533
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:17.000
not eating I'm not just tortillas.
That's like, if some of them have,

534
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:21.840
they taste pretty decently. They're too
decent. Yeah, because there's stuff

535
00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:29.239
on them. I can eat a
tortilla, flower tortilla with nothing. We

536
00:39:29.320 --> 00:39:30.880
put them on the stove. We
put them on the stove, warm them

537
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:32.840
up, get them on nice and
crispy, and just eat the funk out.

538
00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:35.719
When some people put butter on them. But I don't eve any butter.

539
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:44.880
I have absolutely by itself and ate
and eating it for sure. Absolutely.

540
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:47.400
I I could see people doing that, but I have some of them

541
00:39:47.480 --> 00:39:52.440
like I have the most bland taste
buds. That's like, I just like

542
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:55.239
rice. I love rice. I'll
just eat rice by itself. Sometimes I

543
00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:58.679
don't want anything with it because I
just want to bland taste. And I

544
00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:01.320
would eat a tortilla by itself,
fault myself. That's kind of so weird

545
00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:07.280
a line. Why is that you're
lying? It feels weird. Tortillas needs

546
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:12.039
something in them, coming from a
person that eats rice that has no fucking

547
00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:15.239
flavor. Sometimes rice is good,
bro because rice has flavor. It's a

548
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:21.280
very very weak flavor. You're just
tasting the ship on your tongue like you've

549
00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:27.559
had. I feel like case you
were born with COVID and you can't taste

550
00:40:27.639 --> 00:40:34.280
correctly. I'm not my sense I
like things. Also, that's also like,

551
00:40:35.559 --> 00:40:37.079
but that's what I'm saying though,
it's like, but that's what tortilla

552
00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:40.760
is kind of. It's not about
a heat tortilla. It's a flower tortilla,

553
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:44.440
like the ones that you would get
for for like case it is and

554
00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:51.000
stuff like those. There's a similar
blandness in that flower uh tortilla that there

555
00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:55.920
is in rice, plain rice,
or like any other land well, I

556
00:40:57.000 --> 00:41:01.280
mean the fact, the fact that
you can't taste that is why I'm I'm

557
00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:06.360
suggesting that you were born with COVID
and you were born incorrect, because it's

558
00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:07.639
really because the thing is, I
have a tortilla, right, I'm like,

559
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.320
oh, this, this plain tortilla
is not going to be as great

560
00:41:10.920 --> 00:41:16.800
unless I put like something in it. I'll put something and very rice is

561
00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:20.840
better with stuff in it. But
it doesn't mean that rice with not By

562
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:24.440
the way, is it also good
sometimes? Right? Not always? I

563
00:41:24.519 --> 00:41:29.320
guess you're right, not always,
I guess you could theoretically ship diarrhea into

564
00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:31.639
the rice and it would be worse
off. You are correct, but I

565
00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:35.960
do think generally you can make good
rice and beans, bean sauce, like

566
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:38.719
some like what is it, someo
and cilantro and and some red kidney beans

567
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:42.719
and some good sauce and like some
some all all the adobo maybe a little

568
00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:44.760
bit a little bit, and then
you put it in the rice and you

569
00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:47.280
get some really good beans and good
sauce with the rice, and it would

570
00:41:47.320 --> 00:41:51.400
be way better than just plain rice. But plain rice is still very good.

571
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:55.400
And that's what I'm saying. But
I've never think of plain tortilla is

572
00:41:55.440 --> 00:42:01.800
good. I was like, but
you can understand how subjective that is using

573
00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:07.480
me, But what's it is?
It is subjective. It's ultimately taste but

574
00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:15.559
extremely it's confusing. But you're in
a subjective sense though. But because I

575
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:21.000
feel like side of a tortilla,
people do that all the time, bro,

576
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:24.079
like they I feel like I've done
that with my Mexican step sisters.

577
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:30.400
We would fucking heat up tortillas on
the fire and eat the fucking tortillas because

578
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:36.639
they're good. You've got weird relatives, you have fucking ones that are I

579
00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:38.960
don't know what they're doing where they
think chicken tacos are weird, like putting

580
00:42:39.000 --> 00:42:44.920
toyo and them none of them eat
it, none of them. They're weird

581
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:49.159
because the taste buds hold on,
hold on. Their taste buds are all

582
00:42:49.159 --> 00:42:52.000
funed up because they all probably drink
piss. That's probably part of it.

583
00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:54.559
It's a whole family tradition where they
all drink piss. There. They're more

584
00:42:54.679 --> 00:43:00.639
like they like bead They're like more
they like beadia. They're more eating.

585
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:02.960
They're like they're like they like beef
people. And I'm like not, I'm

586
00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:06.559
not a red meat person more than
I am a chicken person. I always

587
00:43:06.599 --> 00:43:09.280
just over everything else. But like
you're you're you're a little bit You're a

588
00:43:09.320 --> 00:43:12.920
little bit fucked up too, though, because you're your bland rice thing.

589
00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:14.920
Look it, man, you can
eat bland rice all you want, but

590
00:43:15.239 --> 00:43:17.159
to me a little bit of salt
on because I'm a guy. Well,

591
00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:22.199
I have a little bit of seasoned
salt like you to. And it's fucking

592
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:25.280
see. I don't like doing that. I actually don't like taming the rice

593
00:43:25.320 --> 00:43:29.800
while it's being made because when you
add certain things, you add seasoning two

594
00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:32.440
while you're cooking will change the way
it's cooked. People don't notice this.

595
00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:36.880
It's like smash burgers. There's a
way that you want to cook smash burgers

596
00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:39.880
instead of what I normally people do
with the meat is season the meat all

597
00:43:40.119 --> 00:43:44.800
in there and then cook your burger. When you're making smash burgers, particularly

598
00:43:44.880 --> 00:43:46.800
so it can cook a specific way, you don't want to season it all

599
00:43:46.800 --> 00:43:50.679
the way through. It's if you
gotta these little things, you gotta learn

600
00:43:51.239 --> 00:43:57.519
and so you can just cook things
in a specific way so people like water

601
00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:00.639
so it doesn't clump. That's the
reason why you do it. You don't

602
00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:02.480
heavily salt it. But you don't
have a bit with my rice clumping.

603
00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:06.119
I don't. I'm not a fucking
retard. I don't know know, But

604
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:08.639
that's how you. That's how you. That's how people. You don't oversh

605
00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:13.039
it. People usually oversh it.
It clumps and then all of a sudden

606
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:15.800
it gets sticky and clumpy because they
washed it for two fucking long before they

607
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:19.639
started boiling it. It's just like, it's simple little things that just rinse

608
00:44:19.719 --> 00:44:22.480
it real quick, make sure your
fucking temperature is good, or get a

609
00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:25.039
rice cooker that she usually fix everything. But like, I don't get clumpy,

610
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:28.880
soggy, fucking gross rice. Man, My rice is awesome. And

611
00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:30.480
luckily Jojo knows how to cook rice
too. Otherwise I would have to,

612
00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:34.440
you know, discard her. She
would have been gone a long time ago.

613
00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:38.480
But she's all right. She's a
no, she does. She does

614
00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:40.280
salt it every once in a while. And I'm like, you know,

615
00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:45.920
it's it's a it's a different tactic, but overly salt it. But like

616
00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:49.159
that, whenever you cook anything does
a starchy is when you cook things that

617
00:44:49.199 --> 00:44:52.480
are starchy, That's how you cook
starchy things. You salt it a little

618
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:55.760
bit so it doesn't always clump up
together. That's how you like, That's

619
00:44:55.800 --> 00:45:00.199
how you make the hosta, That's
how you make ice. That's how I

620
00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:07.559
don't know. I don't know,
en, I don't know. I guess,

621
00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:09.960
I guess, I guess. Here's
here's the thing. Here's the thing

622
00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:15.960
that's that confuses me most about the
rice and and and tortilla thing from your

623
00:45:16.000 --> 00:45:22.559
perspective, right, because to me, I don't even think because bland rice

624
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:30.119
has less taste than a plain tortilla, object almost objectively I feel like you

625
00:45:30.159 --> 00:45:37.559
could argue that objectively definitely going to
making a tortilla, Yeah, there's more

626
00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:42.159
flavor, and to be fair,
and to be fair, that's because flowers

627
00:45:42.880 --> 00:45:45.559
are unhealthy for you and they're not
very It's it's the same reason why all

628
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:50.360
bread is kind of like fucked because
there's like technically like some sugar and like

629
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:54.960
all bread and everything that we used
to like that a lot of Yeah,

630
00:45:54.960 --> 00:45:59.559
and that's and that's due Subway had
the bread that was like classified as candy

631
00:45:59.639 --> 00:46:04.360
or something in some countries I think
the UK it wasn't classified as bread or

632
00:46:04.400 --> 00:46:10.239
some's it's definitely not. But that's
why, like there's that definitely more less

633
00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:14.480
dude, you know, made me
eat some way less the fact that subway

634
00:46:14.599 --> 00:46:21.039
sucks. But I think, yeah, I think rice by nature of being

635
00:46:21.400 --> 00:46:24.000
just a little bit less fucked with
and less like you can't really like add

636
00:46:24.079 --> 00:46:27.800
sugar to I mean, you could
add sugar to rice after the fact,

637
00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:30.679
I guess, but like there's not
really much you could do with rice to

638
00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:32.840
fuck with it pre rice. But
there's a lot of sit you could do

639
00:46:32.920 --> 00:46:36.800
to fuck with a tortilla pre tortilla, And that's kind of what's what I'm

640
00:46:36.800 --> 00:46:38.480
talking about, was like, there's
definitely more taste in a plain tortilla than

641
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:44.079
there isn't plain rice. Like definitely, there's also just those made it.

642
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:47.000
It's just rice, is just rice. And to make a tortilla, you

643
00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:51.719
need a few things for it to
be a tortilla. So there's gonna be

644
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:55.559
some flavor in it naturally because of
some of the extra stuff you put together,

645
00:46:55.599 --> 00:47:00.159
because you know, you're you're baking
powders and you're some type of at

646
00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:02.199
like lard or but or something like. You got to put some things together

647
00:47:02.239 --> 00:47:07.679
to make that tortilla versus rice.
You just cook it. But like Kingston,

648
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:10.880
you're actually eating salted rice. So
that's why there's some flavored you were

649
00:47:10.920 --> 00:47:14.960
I wouldn't say salted. I would
say it's it's slightly salted. It's not

650
00:47:15.079 --> 00:47:22.599
like it's there's no salt to the
taste. It's look a look at.

651
00:47:22.760 --> 00:47:30.079
I wouldn't say you're putting. Adding
even a little bit of salt to something

652
00:47:30.199 --> 00:47:31.280
doesn't change the taste of it at
all. Is that what you're telling me?

653
00:47:32.119 --> 00:47:37.239
I mean no, because having salt
in something at a very minuscule amount

654
00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:43.320
isn't like you wouldn't say. I
would say, I would say, I

655
00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:46.960
am confident that your taste buds are
fucked because the smell has been of salt.

656
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:52.320
I can find it doesn't does it
not, does not radical You added

657
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:57.800
the word radically, So so what
I'm saying, yes, I'm yes,

658
00:47:57.960 --> 00:48:00.360
Derek, You're right, it would
change the favor and be a minutschool amount.

659
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:05.559
Yes, that's not enough to all
to severely alter the taste of something.

660
00:48:05.880 --> 00:48:09.159
It's not severely altering you and nobody's
using that language. But you yes,

661
00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:15.880
changing the rice, changing dog,
if something change, you're still changing

662
00:48:19.920 --> 00:48:22.199
what we're not. We're just not
gonna use We're just gonna pretend anything.

663
00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:25.559
Now, Eric, Derek, you're
right with the words you're using. Right,

664
00:48:25.639 --> 00:48:30.400
it definitely changes the taste of it, right, but definitely not enough

665
00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:31.280
for me to be like, oh, this is different from like if I

666
00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:35.840
didn't put on it, It's not. It's not even a far move.

667
00:48:37.000 --> 00:48:40.599
Would I would slightly one hundred percent
agree with that, purely because the salt,

668
00:48:40.760 --> 00:48:45.119
the salt that he's talking about is
like in the in the cooking stage,

669
00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:47.079
the point where like I've definitely like
I I put salt in my rice,

670
00:48:47.079 --> 00:48:51.239
all the time, like specifically,
like specifically while I'm boiling it,

671
00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:53.719
or like while I'm cooking, while
I'm exactly like most people do right,

672
00:48:53.800 --> 00:48:59.119
right? But are you don't know
most people, so shut the fuck up.

673
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:01.039
That's in you know, I think
I think I think it is.

674
00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:06.440
I guess that's because Chris and I
are both find the same. Most people

675
00:49:06.519 --> 00:49:09.000
know just like you were. Like
Mexicans don't really pay chicken with tacos.

676
00:49:13.039 --> 00:49:15.880
I would. I would bet money. I would bet my I would bet

677
00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:19.760
pretty much everything I own that the
majority of people on earth who make rice

678
00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:22.519
make it that way where they where
they put salt? I would I would

679
00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:24.679
also, I don't know, so
I don't. I wouldn't pay any money

680
00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:30.039
because I met people say that.
Considering both Christ and ized family are from

681
00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:34.440
the same part of the world,
that is probably why we both prepare rice

682
00:49:34.480 --> 00:49:40.880
the same way. That's fine to
think, but you think you have they

683
00:49:40.920 --> 00:49:45.159
put a little salts in it,
They a little whenever he prepares on the

684
00:49:45.360 --> 00:49:46.760
starchy ingredients in it, you should
put a little bit of salt in it.

685
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:52.159
That is something that I've known my
whole life. I've known maybe everybody

686
00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:53.880
does it. I I can't.
I can't say I know the one I

687
00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:58.719
see, Like I've watched House Kitchen
and when people are preparing like pasta,

688
00:49:58.840 --> 00:50:01.559
they do that everywhere I've seen.
I've never seen anyone create pasta where they

689
00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:05.280
don't at least put a little bit
of salt in the water while it's doing

690
00:50:05.320 --> 00:50:07.880
the whole boiling process. So I
could be, I could be. Some

691
00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:13.039
people can not be. Everybody when
not when when you do? That's actually

692
00:50:13.159 --> 00:50:15.880
that's actually that's the key. That's
a key point. That's a key point

693
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:19.159
that you just mentioned, because like
you you you're talking about how like they

694
00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:21.519
put the salt in the in the
pasta while they're boiling it, and then

695
00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:23.400
they take the pasta. It doesn't
mean that the pasta is now salted.

696
00:50:24.440 --> 00:50:27.559
It doesn't. It doesn't now mean
that like, oh, you're going to

697
00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:30.360
taste the salt on the posita,
because the salt's fucking gone. It's not

698
00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:32.960
even what the salt is for.
Really, like you the saal I've salted,

699
00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:37.320
I've salted. I've salted my rice
like while I'm cooking it and then

700
00:50:37.360 --> 00:50:40.159
I've taken it out and you taste
it and it tastes identical to rice.

701
00:50:40.199 --> 00:50:45.079
That's unsalted. The only difference is
it's not clumped. That's that's the only

702
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:49.920
difference, because it's not enough.
I don't get clumped rice like I don't

703
00:50:49.960 --> 00:50:53.840
like. I don't know there's because
there's salt. Obviously, you know there's

704
00:50:54.039 --> 00:50:59.280
I don't get you know, because
salt. You just said that. You

705
00:50:59.480 --> 00:51:02.079
just said that you salt the water
and I don't. So clearly there's another

706
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:06.119
problem with the cooking process that doesn't
have to do with salt because I don't

707
00:51:06.159 --> 00:51:09.679
do that and I don't get clumped
rice. That would have because I saw

708
00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:13.760
the water. But you Yeah,
but now you're just being a dickhead.

709
00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:19.639
You're not listening. That's why.
Yeah, that's fine, just cooked because

710
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:22.320
I just I just texted one of
my Asian friends asked like, Hey,

711
00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:23.119
did you sell your rife? He's
like, no, I don't. I

712
00:51:23.119 --> 00:51:28.039
don't sell rice when I'm making it. It's not. That's the whole thing

713
00:51:28.199 --> 00:51:32.519
is. I don't know why people
you Asian because they no. But no,

714
00:51:32.760 --> 00:51:39.360
but age that's Asian rice is supposed
to it depends on what type of

715
00:51:39.440 --> 00:51:43.639
rice they're making. It's supposed to
clump depending on what type of rice you're

716
00:51:43.639 --> 00:51:46.639
making. They don't always want clumpy
rice, like it depends on the situation

717
00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:55.400
which you want. The Chinese people
they don't only eat clumpy rice. They

718
00:51:55.440 --> 00:52:01.400
wake up garbles, they gargle kuffy
rice in the morning, they spin it

719
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:04.719
out, they eat it the morning. They fucking eat it for LUs they

720
00:52:04.719 --> 00:52:07.960
eat it for dinner. They eat
it. And that's what you guys are

721
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:12.000
really showing your your Latin American ignorance, where you're like, no, the

722
00:52:12.039 --> 00:52:17.599
world works this way. It's this
way. If you if you salted your

723
00:52:17.639 --> 00:52:21.960
pasta or whatever you're doing, it's
not going to change it drastically. Here's

724
00:52:21.960 --> 00:52:23.760
the thing. I feel like a
lot of people don't realize how fucked up

725
00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:28.159
their taste buds are because they don't
properly like brush their tongue and ship.

726
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:31.320
Because I've heard people say things like, oh, this water tastes gross,

727
00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:36.239
this water tastes gross, and yeah, there is like say, some chemicals

728
00:52:36.280 --> 00:52:38.760
and water that you would want because
that's naturally occurring in natural spring water.

729
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:44.440
But when I hear people say water
tastes gross and it's just a little salted

730
00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:47.000
with just like minerals, something that
would just be considered a little salty that

731
00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:51.480
changes water other than like say,
having a distilled water, I always say,

732
00:52:51.639 --> 00:52:53.679
are you sure your mouth's not full
of like something that's making the water

733
00:52:53.800 --> 00:52:57.920
seem gross to you? Because the
ship that's in your mouth is going to

734
00:52:58.000 --> 00:53:00.440
change the flavor of water. I
mean people, water is gross. People

735
00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:04.280
don't like To me, the only
thing that's grows is like tap water that

736
00:53:04.400 --> 00:53:07.599
has a bunch of other stuff that's
not naturally occurring in water, where now

737
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:10.719
it tastes fucking gross to me because
it tastes like pennies or blood or something

738
00:53:12.440 --> 00:53:19.119
versus you know, when you taste
blood, is the fucking metal you know

739
00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:22.239
you taste like has the metal taste
salty and metal? Yeah? Yeah,

740
00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:24.880
So like in this in a similar
way where I've had so many different waters

741
00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:30.719
and they all taste very similar because
they have this similar natural, littlecurring type

742
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:34.440
of of chemicals in them. And
when people say like, oh, this

743
00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:37.119
is disgusting, I'm more like,
well there's probably you know, this is

744
00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:40.920
a very almost taste like nothing type
of thing. Have you had arrowhead water

745
00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:45.199
before? Yes? I have?
Does not taste very good. Like genuinely,

746
00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:50.199
I've heard these say that. I've
heard people say that a lot and

747
00:53:50.280 --> 00:53:53.960
then I'm like, all right,
I am. I'm not very confident with

748
00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:58.719
a lot of things. I can
one grab a lot of different fucking spring

749
00:53:58.800 --> 00:54:02.400
waters and be like, tell me
which ones whitch and I guarantee most people

750
00:54:02.880 --> 00:54:08.679
people won't fail that, just guess
it. I can tell, I can

751
00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:12.440
the ones I drink. We're gonna
put that to the test one thousand.

752
00:54:12.679 --> 00:54:17.000
I can tell Poland water, poland
spring water. I can tell maybe aquafina.

753
00:54:17.480 --> 00:54:22.119
I can tell smart water. But
like I know when I meet the

754
00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:23.519
moment, I have a bottle of
water right here, right next to me,

755
00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:27.639
this water, it doesn't have weird
tasting me anymore. When I first

756
00:54:27.679 --> 00:54:30.320
started drinking Kirkman water, it tasted
weird to me at first, right,

757
00:54:30.440 --> 00:54:34.719
I feel like I would only drink
Poland spring water. So I was just

758
00:54:34.800 --> 00:54:36.880
gonna be like, oh, this
is a weird, weird taste of water

759
00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:38.440
to me. Now it doesn't taste
funny me all. But I know when

760
00:54:38.440 --> 00:54:43.719
I drink Arrowhead or when I drink
like, there's another one of the one

761
00:54:43.760 --> 00:54:45.320
of the waters that's like one of
the charged water. I forgot what it's

762
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:49.440
called. It's like, I don't
know, it's like an alkaline water.

763
00:54:51.800 --> 00:54:53.440
That I could. I knew it
was a weird taste. It's it'd taste

764
00:54:53.440 --> 00:55:00.000
strange, but it was exactly bad. Arrowhead tastes bad, Like I would

765
00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:04.159
stand on that, I'll be able
to taste of a group of water like

766
00:55:04.239 --> 00:55:07.119
that's narrowhead. The thing you know
about that because I've heard people say that,

767
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:09.199
I just I don't know. I
think. I guess I'm a little

768
00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:14.599
bit more like I try to like
pay attention to human psychology, and I

769
00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:17.960
feel like there's this like zeitgeist that
because you think something that's gonna taste bad,

770
00:55:19.039 --> 00:55:21.840
let's just say, like everybody says
it tastes bad, why the fuck

771
00:55:21.920 --> 00:55:25.119
is it one of the most drinked
waters, one of the most populars if

772
00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:29.440
if it, if it really tastes
bad. I think sometimes people kind of

773
00:55:29.440 --> 00:55:30.960
have to step back and be like, is it a me thing? And

774
00:55:31.000 --> 00:55:34.360
I feel like most people won't do
that because the ego gets in the way.

775
00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:37.360
They're like, no, I don't
think it's water. Is just so

776
00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:40.719
I think water. Water is so
necessary and so cheap that I think people

777
00:55:40.800 --> 00:55:45.480
can't afford can't they can't really like
why be picky at that level? I

778
00:55:45.519 --> 00:55:50.840
guess, And also theyn't really have
many, and to be fair, arrowhead.

779
00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:53.840
I don't like arrowhead at all,
but I do think it's just kind

780
00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:55.480
of one of these things. It's
like, what are you gonna get other?

781
00:55:55.880 --> 00:55:59.480
What are you gonna get other than
arrowhead? Like you're gonna get fucking

782
00:56:00.119 --> 00:56:04.639
You're not gonna get something so much
better than arrowhead over here that it's going

783
00:56:04.719 --> 00:56:07.679
to matter, So you might as
well just get the fucking arrowhead. You're

784
00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:09.920
not gonna spend more money on the
smart water, even though it's better because

785
00:56:09.960 --> 00:56:13.400
it's expensive, Like why would you
fucking bother? Like why would you?

786
00:56:13.400 --> 00:56:15.679
Why would you? Why would you
do that? It's water like for instance,

787
00:56:15.760 --> 00:56:19.920
right like me, both would would
drink poland spring water that doesn't exist

788
00:56:19.960 --> 00:56:22.760
over here at all. It just
it, I thought. But dude,

789
00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:25.480
you know what's funny though I didn't. When I was younger, I didn't.

790
00:56:27.119 --> 00:56:30.760
I didn't really like water that much, Like like I didn't like poland

791
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:32.199
spring, like I drank it when
I had to, but like it wasn't

792
00:56:32.199 --> 00:56:34.800
something that I was like, oh, man, I could really use a

793
00:56:35.039 --> 00:56:37.559
I could really use a bottle of
water because I always felt like, oh,

794
00:56:37.639 --> 00:56:40.880
it's a liquid that doesn't taste like
anything. Why would I choose this

795
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:46.360
liquid over the other liquids that taste
like good things. That's a kid's mindset,

796
00:56:46.400 --> 00:56:49.360
really, is all it is.
So why the fuck would I?

797
00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:52.079
Why would I indulge in anything that
is bland? Why the fuck would I

798
00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:55.159
do that? When this world of
sugar and deliciousness and waits me everywhere?

799
00:56:55.199 --> 00:56:59.320
I turned so like I didn't like
water really at all. And then I

800
00:56:59.400 --> 00:57:02.199
moved out here. On our drive
out here, Poland spring like we needed

801
00:57:02.239 --> 00:57:07.360
to have water, and as we
got further and further away we had like

802
00:57:07.039 --> 00:57:12.360
it got replaced with like Arrowhead and
I remember drinking the Arrowhead water and being

803
00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:17.960
like, what the fuck? This
tastes so much worse than I Like,

804
00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:22.880
I used to think Poland Spring tasted
bad, and now I'm having this,

805
00:57:22.000 --> 00:57:24.559
I'm like, yo, what the
fuck is going on over here? And

806
00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:27.639
then when I had Poland Spring and
I was like, oh my god,

807
00:57:27.719 --> 00:57:30.039
it's so good. So I didn't
even have like a bias towards Poland Spring.

808
00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:34.280
I genuinely didn't even like it.
And now I love it. But

809
00:57:34.559 --> 00:57:37.000
I wouldn't buy it now because I
just have a filter. There's no point.

810
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:40.360
Yeah, But it's so it's fascinating
to me, like, uh,

811
00:57:42.679 --> 00:57:46.639
especially when it comes to like the
chemical It's just it's such a thing that

812
00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:52.679
I feel like, uh, there's
research in the Yeah, in the future,

813
00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:54.400
there's gonna be like people are going
to realize like well, I mean,

814
00:57:54.440 --> 00:57:58.360
it's already a major scam industry,
blah blah blah, like fucking what

815
00:57:58.519 --> 00:58:00.280
is it nowadays? What is nowadays? The only thing I would say is

816
00:58:00.320 --> 00:58:06.000
people, stay away from tap water. If you're in most places, just

817
00:58:06.039 --> 00:58:08.559
stay away from me from stay away
from tap water. If you're somewhere other

818
00:58:08.679 --> 00:58:16.039
than probably like Manhattan, unwise,
stay away from tapwater. Stay away from

819
00:58:16.079 --> 00:58:21.679
tap water everybo maybe even there,
to stay away from me. You know.

820
00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:24.880
This only place I just I wouldn't
do it, just because when I

821
00:58:24.960 --> 00:58:29.400
was at the when I was at
the New York Show, I was drinking

822
00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:31.000
water out of the out of the
sink in my hotel and it was so

823
00:58:31.199 --> 00:58:34.400
good, and I was like,
what the fuck is going on here?

824
00:58:35.039 --> 00:58:37.079
It's I understand that it has to
be I understand that it has to be

825
00:58:37.960 --> 00:58:42.079
for just like sanitation purposes, Like
I understand that it has to be like

826
00:58:42.199 --> 00:58:45.199
top top of the line of water
because otherwise people would die because contaminants would

827
00:58:45.280 --> 00:58:50.880
spread so quickly throughout that city that
it's it would it would make the plague

828
00:58:50.880 --> 00:58:57.159
look hilariously small in comparison. But
it's still weird to me that it tastes

829
00:58:57.199 --> 00:59:00.360
so good just coming out of the
sink. It's fucking weird. But yeah,

830
00:59:00.840 --> 00:59:02.519
yeah, we should move on.
We should get to get to some

831
00:59:02.639 --> 00:59:08.519
more questions. Uh, Frank and
two broad It says hello, Stank Wank

832
00:59:08.599 --> 00:59:13.480
and Chernobyl Stanch currently working on a
video on how to body box a ghost?

833
00:59:15.280 --> 00:59:16.199
If you had to do so,
how would you go about it?

834
00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:19.840
And who would you challenge? Body
box a ghost? What does that mean?

835
00:59:21.360 --> 00:59:22.119
What do you mean? How would
we go about it? And who

836
00:59:22.119 --> 00:59:24.800
would be challenged? Do we have
to fight like some challenge and ghosts?

837
00:59:25.159 --> 00:59:30.760
Exactly? Is that some fucking uh
what's the what's the Ghostbusters ship or something?

838
00:59:31.079 --> 00:59:36.840
Sounds like some Ghostbusters ship. Yeah, we're not gonna answer your question

839
00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:39.840
because I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about. I have no idea

840
00:59:39.880 --> 00:59:46.320
what body BUYO. See. I
thought boxing like fighting, like just punching

841
00:59:46.400 --> 00:59:51.559
body box f pfs. Okay,
so I'm looking at bodyboxes right now.

842
00:59:52.920 --> 00:59:58.360
Yeah, I don't understand you're just
trying to trap a ghost or are you

843
00:59:58.440 --> 01:00:00.920
trying to go or blow with a
yeah? Are you just like does he

844
01:00:01.000 --> 01:00:06.639
mean the actual art of like just
punching, like no headshots, so just

845
01:00:06.880 --> 01:00:14.400
just body boxing. That must be
if you're would I would choose Ali after

846
01:00:14.440 --> 01:00:22.039
he died, because he's already pathetic. He's already shaking stuff. Beat up,

847
01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:28.039
then beat up Ali, beat up, shaking Ali. Do you think

848
01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:35.679
his ghost is still shaking? Probably
probably causing a ruckets up there. You

849
01:00:35.840 --> 01:00:39.360
put him in the box in the
boxes movie, lower him and he's bigger.

850
01:00:40.280 --> 01:00:47.000
Remember Stephen Hawking, provided that he
didn't molest children on Fstein's Islands.

851
01:00:49.360 --> 01:00:52.679
If he's in heaven, is he
he still broken? Like? Is he

852
01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:57.079
because he doesn't have the chair still? Because the chair is not alive,

853
01:00:57.599 --> 01:01:00.920
So he's either locked in somewhere.
Let he So he's either like locked in

854
01:01:01.000 --> 01:01:07.320
that seated position as a floating ghost, or he's fine but he can't have

855
01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:16.719
the chair, right, I don't
know. I think I think he's haunting.

856
01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:22.280
Who did he? Uh, he's
haunting? Didn't he didn't he go

857
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:27.360
to prison for protests in the Vietnam
War and then they revoked his license.

858
01:01:27.400 --> 01:01:30.000
For a minute, I feel like
he's probably haunting Well he's dead, now,

859
01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:37.000
who's he haunting people? Other people
that were involved. Who was the

860
01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:45.880
president during the at the beginning of
the Vietnam War. I shouldn't. I

861
01:01:45.880 --> 01:01:49.920
don't think it was. When it
started, was like, Yeah, I

862
01:01:50.440 --> 01:01:55.159
love meeting people. I love meeting
people who like have no clue about Like,

863
01:01:55.280 --> 01:01:59.360
look, I'm not like a history
I don't know that much about history.

864
01:01:59.679 --> 01:02:04.000
But some of the guesses that people
make about like when certain presidents were

865
01:02:04.679 --> 01:02:10.320
around even is wild. Like people
I met, I talked to somebody recently

866
01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:19.559
who genuinely thought Lincoln was alive,
like in the forties or something. That's

867
01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:23.840
not true. I'm not even remotely
I guess people so I don't know.

868
01:02:25.880 --> 01:02:30.280
Something said we were having a conversation
and something like that's Lincoln times and that's

869
01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:34.239
the forties and ships the Roaring thirties
or whatever, and I'm like, yo,

870
01:02:35.119 --> 01:02:37.239
it's the Roaring twenties. First off. The thing. The thing is

871
01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:39.039
that if you don't know history,
if you do not know history right,

872
01:02:39.960 --> 01:02:45.039
it in general makes no fucking sense. That's the thing. If you don't

873
01:02:45.119 --> 01:02:49.360
know history, if you don't like
study it because before, before is always

874
01:02:49.440 --> 01:02:52.599
before you, and you don't care. By nature, it's so much before

875
01:02:52.679 --> 01:02:55.719
you. If you don't make an
effort to give a fuck about it,

876
01:02:55.880 --> 01:03:00.599
you never care. It's before I
was around, right, I've definitely had

877
01:03:00.599 --> 01:03:06.159
I think there's where like I thought, like, I think it's because everything

878
01:03:06.199 --> 01:03:10.199
that happened before I was born is
entirely hypothetical to me. It's like it's

879
01:03:10.440 --> 01:03:15.800
entirely like removed from my existence.
I always assume that there's a there's a

880
01:03:15.960 --> 01:03:22.039
slight likelihood, maybe even a ten
percent chance that none of it really happened,

881
01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:24.960
or that if it did happen,
it's all been very very deeply misremembered,

882
01:03:25.159 --> 01:03:28.920
Like it wouldn't surprise me if like
historically, like you know, you

883
01:03:29.000 --> 01:03:32.480
know these like really grand historical figures
like people who like who've accomplished like oh

884
01:03:32.599 --> 01:03:39.039
these crazy things, Oh my god, Yeah, like Dennis the MENI like

885
01:03:40.000 --> 01:03:44.960
men exactly, like Dennis the Venice
when he when he menaced it, when

886
01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:47.280
he menaced all over the place.
There was like when he menaced that guy

887
01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:51.599
until he killed himself. That guy
fucking took his own life. He bothered

888
01:03:51.679 --> 01:03:54.239
me, and the guy was like
literally leaving alone now, and he wouldn't

889
01:03:54.280 --> 01:03:58.920
leave him alone. And the guy
blew his own fucking brains out. He

890
01:03:59.039 --> 01:04:06.599
fucking called his craniy amount. You
wouldn't leave them alone? Yeah, yeah,

891
01:04:08.320 --> 01:04:13.239
about the I was thinking, I
was, oh, go go,

892
01:04:13.360 --> 01:04:15.679
go let me find let me,
let me finish this one, because like,

893
01:04:15.760 --> 01:04:19.920
I think it's possible that these these
figures in history who have usually a

894
01:04:20.039 --> 01:04:24.719
lot of accomplishments, are attributed to
one person in history. And I'm like,

895
01:04:25.039 --> 01:04:30.679
is that true or is that like
a couple of different people that they

896
01:04:30.840 --> 01:04:32.039
just didn't really care to get you
know what I mean, like that they

897
01:04:32.119 --> 01:04:36.039
just didn't really care to get the
the paperwork done for so they were just

898
01:04:36.079 --> 01:04:39.199
like, let's just throw them all. Let's just throw this all on Lincoln

899
01:04:39.559 --> 01:04:45.719
because it's like whatever, you know, It's that's more It's that's probably more

900
01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:50.320
likely the case because as as we've
gotten older, we've learned so many different

901
01:04:50.360 --> 01:04:55.119
interesting things in history, like even
like the age of humans of like when

902
01:04:55.199 --> 01:04:59.519
humans versus what we believed how old
humans are like just lazy ship where it's

903
01:04:59.559 --> 01:05:01.960
like they just governed other things,
and you talk about paperwork and not wanting

904
01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:06.000
to change things like ah, you
know, and other people don't want their

905
01:05:06.079 --> 01:05:09.880
discovery, their discoveries to be diminished, so they're just like, eh,

906
01:05:10.199 --> 01:05:12.519
they'll just leave things alone. And
you know, I just found it the

907
01:05:12.519 --> 01:05:19.360
other day. The Right Brothers,
the Right Brothers, fucking uh supposedly allegedly

908
01:05:19.559 --> 01:05:25.159
stole their idea from this nigga that
had a prototype on a way to a

909
01:05:25.239 --> 01:05:28.159
train to a competition. Like he
had the first prototype of this fucking working

910
01:05:28.199 --> 01:05:32.840
plane. Yeah yeah, yeah.
So this brother and he was like,

911
01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:35.679
this is gonna be the ship.
I'm gonna win this prize probably one hundred

912
01:05:35.679 --> 01:05:39.559
thousand dollars or whatever, and all
of a sudden, his ship disappeared.

913
01:05:39.599 --> 01:05:42.480
It never made it to where it
was supposed to go. Can we can

914
01:05:42.519 --> 01:05:45.000
we take Can we take a moment? Can you take a moment to really

915
01:05:45.119 --> 01:05:49.320
understand how much how much shit was
invented or created by black people in America

916
01:05:49.360 --> 01:05:57.159
and how much they're just not that, like we're just not the truth.

917
01:05:58.360 --> 01:06:02.679
There's a lot of interesting things.
I really I really did not know that,

918
01:06:03.039 --> 01:06:10.239
like American music in general, like
as a whole was created by black

919
01:06:10.280 --> 01:06:12.440
people. I thought like, oh, no, white people made some of

920
01:06:12.480 --> 01:06:19.880
it, and it it's like a
lot of stuffs and kings and kings and

921
01:06:19.920 --> 01:06:24.199
you can't one no no, no, no, no no, like a

922
01:06:24.239 --> 01:06:26.800
lot of a lot of them.
A lot of the major genres of music

923
01:06:26.960 --> 01:06:32.960
and in American music were created by
black people. Yeah, I mean technologs

924
01:06:33.119 --> 01:06:36.440
one, right, but like most
of the ones that we are like that

925
01:06:36.599 --> 01:06:40.519
are our kind. Our music is
made by them, and it's just like

926
01:06:40.719 --> 01:06:45.599
yeah, a lot of yeah,
like I'll give you the pretty unanimo,

927
01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:51.800
like pretty peanuts. You can have
the peanuts. It's Chris. It's true

928
01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:58.199
though, Like it's not a why
you guys peanut butter. You guys made

929
01:06:58.199 --> 01:07:00.119
peanut butter, and that's and we
gave you make that in the books.

930
01:07:01.400 --> 01:07:05.519
Shut the fuck up. Hey,
I was bray. I was like,

931
01:07:05.679 --> 01:07:10.480
wow, that's weird. Your music
we made that. We made country music,

932
01:07:10.559 --> 01:07:14.480
wow, Jazz R and B soul, whoa, we made rock and

933
01:07:14.639 --> 01:07:17.039
roll? Wow? What do you
think that was? Like soul full and

934
01:07:17.119 --> 01:07:19.039
so, like you know, had
a lot of whatever. We need to

935
01:07:19.079 --> 01:07:21.400
get into that ship. But I
want to ask you guys about do you

936
01:07:21.519 --> 01:07:30.199
remember that conspiracy Do you guys remember
that conspiracy theory between uh uh, John

937
01:07:30.239 --> 01:07:32.400
Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald.
Do you guys do you guys know about

938
01:07:32.440 --> 01:07:41.199
that? No, like the the
parallels and like like the whole like the

939
01:07:42.239 --> 01:07:48.039
people. But yeah, people were
like between Lincoln and Lincoln sessionsssions, so

940
01:07:48.199 --> 01:07:54.719
like John Wilkes Booth and fucking Lee
Harvey Oswald who was talking to do you

941
01:07:54.840 --> 01:07:58.000
remember them? I spoke to someone
about that recently, about like why don't

942
01:07:58.000 --> 01:08:01.920
they depend on black people to make
everybody think that we're talking about? I

943
01:08:02.039 --> 01:08:05.400
was scared. I was getting scared. I was like, this is not

944
01:08:05.599 --> 01:08:10.239
happening again, right, this is
not the same scared. On the last

945
01:08:10.280 --> 01:08:17.960
podcast we were talking about, well, we were talking about how how maybe

946
01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:23.000
I'm believing lesson conspiracy theories and and
some of the wild shit that has happened.

947
01:08:23.079 --> 01:08:26.079
We're talking about Lee Harvey Oswald for
for example, because we're saying,

948
01:08:26.520 --> 01:08:29.840
imagine we had a crystal ball and
you get to experience life and you know

949
01:08:29.920 --> 01:08:32.520
all these what ifs and seeing how
bad would things be for black Americans?

950
01:08:32.640 --> 01:08:39.000
Say, for example, if Lee
Harvey Oswald was black, Like if if

951
01:08:39.079 --> 01:08:44.439
if they so like they this president, this beloved president, was blasted by

952
01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:46.640
this black dude, and how much
worse would things be, would we have

953
01:08:46.840 --> 01:08:51.479
reached the civil rights movement? Would
there have been every would the plan be?

954
01:08:51.800 --> 01:08:56.359
Would there be a president like a
Ko Kok's Klan president where he had

955
01:08:56.399 --> 01:09:00.840
the hood and given an address because
of that one singular incident something, and

956
01:09:00.920 --> 01:09:03.720
it made me think, futures,
bro, if there was a conspiracy theory

957
01:09:03.720 --> 01:09:08.680
and he was just a patsy,
wouldn't you use like a black person.

958
01:09:09.000 --> 01:09:12.840
Wouldn't it be way easier to just
use some dopey white guy that fucking was

959
01:09:12.880 --> 01:09:16.520
a sympathizer for the Soviet Union or
some shit. Yeah, So, so

960
01:09:16.640 --> 01:09:19.720
here's here's so here the list of
I think this is what you're talking about.

961
01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:21.840
Right. Some of these are like
a little silly, and some of

962
01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:26.359
some of these, some of these
get into a like astrology territory. Like

963
01:09:26.359 --> 01:09:28.720
the first one is like Lincoln and
Kennedy both have seven letters. It's like,

964
01:09:28.840 --> 01:09:31.960
okay, whatever, But both presidents
were elected to Congress and forty six

965
01:09:32.079 --> 01:09:35.399
later to the president in sixty Both
assassins, John Wilkesmooth and Lee Harvey Oswold

966
01:09:35.399 --> 01:09:40.199
were born in thirty nine and were
known by their three names composed of fifteen

967
01:09:40.319 --> 01:09:43.760
letters. Booth ran from a theater
and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald

968
01:09:43.960 --> 01:09:46.119
ran from a warehouse and was caught
in the theater. The assassins were both

969
01:09:46.199 --> 01:09:50.079
Southerners. Yeah, that is kind
of interesting. Yeah. Both of the

970
01:09:50.159 --> 01:09:55.359
president's successors were Democrats named Johnson with
six letter first names born in O eight.

971
01:09:56.199 --> 01:10:01.239
That's that's weirdly specific. Both Lincoln
Kennedy were particularly concerned with civil rights

972
01:10:01.319 --> 01:10:05.000
made their views strongly known. Both
presidents were shot in the head on a

973
01:10:05.079 --> 01:10:12.439
Friday. Lincoln had a secretary named
Kennedy. This is the This is the

974
01:10:12.479 --> 01:10:15.960
one that was most interesting to me. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who

975
01:10:15.000 --> 01:10:17.680
told him not to go to Ford's
theater. Kennedy had a secretary named Evelyn

976
01:10:17.760 --> 01:10:20.439
Lincoln, and she warned him not
to go to Dallas. That's kind of

977
01:10:20.520 --> 01:10:30.199
nuts. God, that's really crazy. Yeah, like that's yeah, I

978
01:10:30.199 --> 01:10:34.159
don't know that that is because he's
a little bit. That is a good

979
01:10:34.199 --> 01:10:38.840
point. I feel like at this
point Wikipedia would not have that up if

980
01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:43.520
if because that's so wildly easy to
check. I guess if you cared,

981
01:10:43.920 --> 01:10:45.319
right, I imagine that right now
there would be like a dispute if it

982
01:10:45.439 --> 01:10:49.239
wasn't drue by now, like it's
what twenty four, This conspiracy has been

983
01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:53.600
around for so long. Of these
things, I saw this ship like before

984
01:10:54.279 --> 01:10:56.960
I had what do you call it
a dial up? I remember seeing ship

985
01:10:57.039 --> 01:10:59.720
like this when when we had dial
up and just being a kid like,

986
01:10:59.800 --> 01:11:02.600
well, it's just crazy. And
yeah, now thinking about it again,

987
01:11:03.079 --> 01:11:06.760
a couple of those things, they're
so crazy that it almost feels like I

988
01:11:06.840 --> 01:11:11.199
always say when things get so fucked
up, or when when somebody does like,

989
01:11:11.399 --> 01:11:15.039
uh, we mentioned the easter thing
that just happened recently where I happened

990
01:11:15.039 --> 01:11:20.479
to fall on trans a visibility or
wreck or whatever it's called. Person the

991
01:11:20.600 --> 01:11:24.680
rhydoids are like, oh, they're
they're taken away or eastern and it's like

992
01:11:24.760 --> 01:11:28.560
you, this is too dumb.
I can't. I think it lends to

993
01:11:28.720 --> 01:11:31.840
our fucked up, my fucked up
simulation theory. We're in a simulation and

994
01:11:31.960 --> 01:11:36.439
it's broken because it's doing things that
should be so impossible that like say,

995
01:11:36.479 --> 01:11:41.520
you know how you can't if your
code's broken, your NPCs aren't gonna work

996
01:11:41.640 --> 01:11:44.560
properly, doesn't matter how much you
interact with them. They're just broken.

997
01:11:45.279 --> 01:11:47.079
And I feel like these people are
broken, and I feel like like when

998
01:11:47.119 --> 01:11:51.800
you when you when need these you
compare some of this Lincoln ship that's easily

999
01:11:51.880 --> 01:11:59.880
programmable to have, you know,
to have these things, because it's it's

1000
01:12:00.119 --> 01:12:03.760
so crazy though, But don't you
think some people are just impossibly dumb?

1001
01:12:04.479 --> 01:12:09.680
We're like, you can't being off, brother, you you have to agree

1002
01:12:09.680 --> 01:12:12.479
with me that some people are impossibly
dumb, Like they're just impossible. They're

1003
01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:17.880
so stupid they feel like it should
be impossible. See my theory, you

1004
01:12:17.960 --> 01:12:21.279
know, my theory is. My
theory is that human intelligence is a shared

1005
01:12:21.439 --> 01:12:25.640
cloud of bandwidth, and that the
more of us there are, the stupider

1006
01:12:26.600 --> 01:12:31.119
each of us. So you believe
that there's like an overall amount of intelligence

1007
01:12:31.239 --> 01:12:33.720
period. I kind of like that
theory. No, I just think that's

1008
01:12:33.760 --> 01:12:39.880
interesting. That's so insane. I
kind of like that theory. Why why

1009
01:12:39.960 --> 01:12:45.159
weren't caveman astronomically intelligent? Well,
they didn't need to pep into the potential.

1010
01:12:46.520 --> 01:12:54.319
The potential. You're misunderstanding, You're
misunderstanding. This is what we are

1011
01:12:54.359 --> 01:12:57.640
at is not. This is not
intelligence. Having technology around us is not.

1012
01:12:57.760 --> 01:13:00.119
It's actually the thing that's going to
destroy us. That's that's that's the

1013
01:13:00.239 --> 01:13:03.520
wisdom in it. It's like they
were smart enough to know that certain things

1014
01:13:03.560 --> 01:13:06.279
are not to be trifled with.
They were smart enough to be like,

1015
01:13:06.319 --> 01:13:10.600
Okay, I'm going to kill I
killed deer, I eat deer. I

1016
01:13:10.760 --> 01:13:15.159
raised son to kill deer. I
die. That's it, that's fine,

1017
01:13:15.439 --> 01:13:17.439
is good for me. I know
sad, I know the press. Me

1018
01:13:17.600 --> 01:13:24.520
never sad or depressed, me just
scared? Is that what they sound like?

1019
01:13:24.680 --> 01:13:31.560
I go through I feel like thing. I walk through the woods.

1020
01:13:31.720 --> 01:13:35.359
I walk through the woods. I
killed the bears and I eat the children.

1021
01:13:36.520 --> 01:13:44.079
Like they don't say I don't like
in their language, it is normally

1022
01:13:44.079 --> 01:13:45.560
how they would say things, but
when it's translated to us, it sounds

1023
01:13:45.640 --> 01:13:48.479
like a cave man, because they
would be like I go car, or

1024
01:13:48.560 --> 01:13:51.920
like I leave, I leave now. Like they don't say, I'm going

1025
01:13:53.039 --> 01:13:55.720
to leave now. That's not how
they have the biggest army. So we

1026
01:13:55.800 --> 01:13:59.119
have the biggest army military. Yeah, that's exactly why we have the biggest

1027
01:13:59.560 --> 01:14:02.640
I don't I don't believe we have
the guns. I don't believe that we

1028
01:14:02.720 --> 01:14:05.079
have a shared cloud of intelligence.
But I do think it's I do think

1029
01:14:05.079 --> 01:14:09.479
it's a funny idea because it would
explain why there are so many like because

1030
01:14:09.720 --> 01:14:15.680
as the population skyrockets, it explains
why so many people are so incomprehensibly stupid.

1031
01:14:17.439 --> 01:14:20.520
It's too in ways that like,
in ways that I don't remember being

1032
01:14:20.560 --> 01:14:26.199
true when I was when I was
a kid, really like they're stupid politicians.

1033
01:14:26.640 --> 01:14:28.239
No, no, no, it's
not that we didn't know shit.

1034
01:14:28.279 --> 01:14:31.520
It's that I do think that's that's
partially true. I also think we just

1035
01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:38.239
have a unique like we're in a
position right we are, we are in

1036
01:14:38.319 --> 01:14:41.039
it, we are, we are
in a historical position right now where like

1037
01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:44.960
most people just are free to make
asses of themselves. Like Elon Musk in

1038
01:14:45.119 --> 01:14:48.640
the nineties probably wouldn't have wouldn't have
seemed so stupid because he just would He

1039
01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:55.760
would have had fewer ways and fewer
avenues with which to express that stupidity to

1040
01:14:56.000 --> 01:14:59.079
the broader public, you know what
I mean. Like he's a fun Elon

1041
01:14:59.199 --> 01:15:01.840
Musk is a fucking idiot. He's
a savant in some ways, Like he's

1042
01:15:01.880 --> 01:15:06.319
like he's he's really smart in very
specific things, and that's it. Actually

1043
01:15:08.159 --> 01:15:13.479
hiring the right thing for him when
he had competent people has actually done He's

1044
01:15:13.520 --> 01:15:16.800
actually done an insane amount that's objectively
true, he's not done anything. He's

1045
01:15:16.880 --> 01:15:19.640
had people do it for it.
He's actually he's actually a pretty pretty wise

1046
01:15:19.680 --> 01:15:28.000
business dude. The amount of stuff
that hiring the right people, you think

1047
01:15:28.079 --> 01:15:32.199
he's over like the fact that you
would think, I'm not stupid. It's

1048
01:15:32.439 --> 01:15:39.479
no. We're not saying that he's
doing all We're not saying he's doing all

1049
01:15:39.520 --> 01:15:43.479
the heavy lifting, or that he's
like particularly like amazing. Let me ask

1050
01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:46.079
you, he specifically did a lot
of interesting things. Let me ask you

1051
01:15:46.119 --> 01:15:49.279
a question. I don't think he's
done anything interesting. I think people around

1052
01:15:49.319 --> 01:15:54.039
him, I feel like you're over
correct as the money, you're over correcting.

1053
01:15:54.079 --> 01:15:59.439
You're singing on the pendulum. People
who have resources and they're interested in

1054
01:15:59.560 --> 01:16:04.039
interesting can appear to do interesting things. If you wanted a fund like electric

1055
01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:08.520
cars or certain type of rockets,
and you have the you have the money

1056
01:16:08.560 --> 01:16:13.119
to do it, you have government
subsidies to do it, you can do

1057
01:16:13.239 --> 01:16:17.640
it. We can't. So I
don't get so somebody who's fucking born of

1058
01:16:17.720 --> 01:16:21.720
an emerald mind and a NEPO baby, I don't give them credit for doing

1059
01:16:21.840 --> 01:16:27.600
this shit because a lot of people, if they had the opportunities to do

1060
01:16:27.720 --> 01:16:30.680
it, so to me to be
like to everything, Elon Musk is somebody

1061
01:16:30.960 --> 01:16:34.800
different, I don't. I disagree
with that. I just think they're one

1062
01:16:34.800 --> 01:16:36.760
of the people. You mean somebody
different, What do you mean? What

1063
01:16:36.800 --> 01:16:41.479
does that mean? Like he's like
like he's unique. I don't think he

1064
01:16:41.640 --> 01:16:45.800
is. I just think that he's
somebody who has a lot of money and

1065
01:16:45.960 --> 01:16:49.279
he's just doing interesting things with this
money, like a lot of other people

1066
01:16:49.359 --> 01:16:54.439
have done throughout history. And I
think he's propped himself up nicely to be

1067
01:16:54.600 --> 01:16:57.720
like this God send and be like
he's like Iron Man or some shit,

1068
01:16:57.720 --> 01:17:00.279
so much that they put him in
a fucking movie with him, and I

1069
01:17:00.359 --> 01:17:01.560
just felt like I would I wouldn't. I wouldn't go. I wouldn't,

1070
01:17:03.279 --> 01:17:06.560
but a lot of But that's the
ore that he's given off to a lot

1071
01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:10.399
of people. And I'm not saying
you guys think that particularly, but you

1072
01:17:10.560 --> 01:17:13.399
still give him. I still feel
like you guys give him more credit than

1073
01:17:13.439 --> 01:17:15.880
he actually deserves, just from my
opinion. From there are people, there

1074
01:17:15.920 --> 01:17:19.560
are engineers that will have conversation Hill
publicly and they're like, you're a fucking

1075
01:17:19.720 --> 01:17:26.039
idiot, Like they they he's not
doing anything. He doesn't know when they

1076
01:17:26.159 --> 01:17:29.000
when they When people ask him about
the ins and outs of like engineering,

1077
01:17:29.239 --> 01:17:31.119
he has no idea what the fuck
he's talking about, Like, so what

1078
01:17:31.359 --> 01:17:35.000
did he do? Where's the what
credit would you get? I feel like

1079
01:17:35.079 --> 01:17:38.760
I feel like he he I feel
like Gene. I don't think he's a

1080
01:17:38.800 --> 01:17:40.920
I don't. I used to think
way more of him, you thinka higher

1081
01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:43.479
him than I do. Of course
I was too. I thought I thought

1082
01:17:43.520 --> 01:17:45.920
he was smart. I did.
I used to think it was because obviously

1083
01:17:45.039 --> 01:17:49.680
Tessa is a very impressive company.
Space is another impressive fucking company. Uh,

1084
01:17:50.039 --> 01:17:56.760
PayPal as well. He had anything
to do with it. He sold

1085
01:17:57.680 --> 01:18:00.680
PayPal. But like, I understand
what you're saying, Like he was involved

1086
01:18:00.720 --> 01:18:03.720
in some incredible stuff, Like I
would never take that away from him.

1087
01:18:04.119 --> 01:18:08.760
But as far as him being like
the guy that's like making the the good,

1088
01:18:08.880 --> 01:18:14.159
Like I think Twitter is a great
example of like here's his own and

1089
01:18:14.319 --> 01:18:17.279
trying, right, it's him trying
to actually do things without real help.

1090
01:18:17.720 --> 01:18:23.439
It showed like this is what is
actually capable of and Tesla is actually not

1091
01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:26.600
nearly as good as his camp.
Tesla's are not nearly as good as they

1092
01:18:26.600 --> 01:18:30.119
should be. He's lying about the
fucking thing that he said that was gonna

1093
01:18:30.159 --> 01:18:33.199
happen as far as like like even
you know, even SpaceX is kind of

1094
01:18:33.520 --> 01:18:39.039
the progression is so fucking slow,
and he's like, oh, by in

1095
01:18:39.079 --> 01:18:43.279
two years, we should already be
on Mars, like doing great things already.

1096
01:18:43.600 --> 01:18:46.319
With his trajectory, everything is bullshit. There's great channels that, you

1097
01:18:46.399 --> 01:18:49.000
know, document all the stuff that
he says and just how he's lied about

1098
01:18:49.279 --> 01:18:54.800
literally everything, and like thunderfoolt You
guys remember that dude, You remember Thunderfoot.

1099
01:18:55.079 --> 01:18:58.359
Yeah, he he just documents a
lot of the stuff and laughs at

1100
01:18:58.439 --> 01:19:00.800
him and he actually makes really good
video and of course Elon Sims get all

1101
01:19:00.840 --> 01:19:03.199
mad at him, but I'm like, bro, you can't dispute anything.

1102
01:19:03.319 --> 01:19:08.920
Elon says something and then it doesn't
come. Oh, cyber Truck is literally

1103
01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:12.199
one hundred times more than it's supposed
to be. One hundred percent sorry,

1104
01:19:12.199 --> 01:19:14.880
one hundred percent excuse me, one
hundred percent more than I was supposed to

1105
01:19:14.920 --> 01:19:16.479
be. And it's a piece of
ship. There's people that are making videos

1106
01:19:16.520 --> 01:19:20.720
of it just breaking down as soon
as they fucking accelerate. It's just like

1107
01:19:20.840 --> 01:19:25.800
his ship is not it's there's a
facade, just like he's one of the

1108
01:19:25.840 --> 01:19:29.600
biggest frauds in history. I think
I don't give him. Those were good

1109
01:19:29.680 --> 01:19:32.439
cars. I think what happened was
he started making them too he started making

1110
01:19:32.479 --> 01:19:35.000
too many of them, he started
promising too much of the share holders.

1111
01:19:35.199 --> 01:19:40.079
Yeah, and then they became shitty
cars. That's what happened of Oh,

1112
01:19:40.279 --> 01:19:44.520
the twenty twelve Teslas were insane.
Those were insane cars to be in at

1113
01:19:44.560 --> 01:19:45.920
that time, and I was like, holy shit, they're a wild and

1114
01:19:46.039 --> 01:19:49.520
then he was like, definitely gonna
make more time. Obviously he started making

1115
01:19:49.560 --> 01:19:57.279
them too quickly, because Yeah,
there's like I don't know, I do

1116
01:19:57.439 --> 01:20:00.760
think, I do think there are
certain things about like and to be fair,

1117
01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:04.720
it might be a sense of I
can't remember where I heard this phrase

1118
01:20:04.760 --> 01:20:08.800
before, but there's like there's a
certain uh, there's a certain brilliance in

1119
01:20:08.920 --> 01:20:13.359
ignorance where like he like there's there's
bets that he made on on on SpaceX,

1120
01:20:13.479 --> 01:20:15.520
right, where like they were like
irresponsible bets, like to the point

1121
01:20:15.520 --> 01:20:17.880
where it's like, oh, if
this, if this launch didn't work,

1122
01:20:17.880 --> 01:20:20.239
then the whole company would have been
completely fucked. And it was like really

1123
01:20:20.680 --> 01:20:25.720
unwise to like bet that much of
the company on like this single launch and

1124
01:20:25.800 --> 01:20:30.399
then it worked, and it's just
just serendipitous, like a really stupid decision

1125
01:20:30.520 --> 01:20:33.359
ending up like really positively, just
by sheer coincidence, ends up working for

1126
01:20:33.479 --> 01:20:38.760
the benefit of company. Do you
think you need That's that's I mean,

1127
01:20:38.800 --> 01:20:41.920
that's that's true. He had I've
been money backing him. I just don't

1128
01:20:41.920 --> 01:20:44.039
think so. I think they would
just give him more money. And that's

1129
01:20:44.119 --> 01:20:45.640
this is ages ago. This is
a long time ago. But like I

1130
01:20:45.720 --> 01:20:49.840
do think, I don't know,
man, I feel like ultimately, ultimately

1131
01:20:49.920 --> 01:20:54.000
what you have is and I don't
think by the way, I understand what

1132
01:20:54.039 --> 01:20:56.279
this comparison is going to sound like, but this is not what I'm trying

1133
01:20:56.279 --> 01:21:00.520
to say, right, But there
are certain people who are smart in certain

1134
01:21:00.560 --> 01:21:08.880
avenues who are very very very very
very very very stupid, and like one

1135
01:21:08.880 --> 01:21:13.039
of the the person I think of
specifically is like Isaac Newton, you know,

1136
01:21:13.279 --> 01:21:15.800
and I'm saying, fucking Elon Musk
is like Isac Newton. I'm just

1137
01:21:16.960 --> 01:21:20.119
where like Isaac Newton was like a
like a brilliant mathematician, but then he

1138
01:21:20.199 --> 01:21:25.520
also believed in fucking alchemy and just
the dumbest ship, the dumbest ship.

1139
01:21:25.520 --> 01:21:30.359
Probably you put like mercury behind his
eyes and all sorts of weird shit cooking

1140
01:21:30.600 --> 01:21:34.640
moron invalid. It's most genius is
history. They're off, they try,

1141
01:21:35.119 --> 01:21:39.319
they're trying things. And what I
would say and what I would say about

1142
01:21:39.359 --> 01:21:42.439
Elon Musk is I wouldn't say that
Elon Musk is a genius. I would

1143
01:21:42.479 --> 01:21:45.800
say that he I would say on
certain in certain key areas, he is

1144
01:21:46.520 --> 01:21:51.039
smarter than average, and in other
areas he is very stupid, like stupider

1145
01:21:51.079 --> 01:21:55.039
than most people could ever hope to
hope to be. And he also happens

1146
01:21:55.079 --> 01:22:00.760
to have that set. He also
has that specific set of like mental bullshit

1147
01:22:02.439 --> 01:22:08.800
in the body of someone who was
born into a family with diamond mind,

1148
01:22:08.880 --> 01:22:12.359
money and all like a ton of
you know what I mean, Like it

1149
01:22:12.479 --> 01:22:17.199
kind of like it's like a perfect
storm of poser. Yeah, but yeah

1150
01:22:17.239 --> 01:22:23.640
for the autistic people, for the
autistic people. But the only thing I

1151
01:22:23.680 --> 01:22:27.039
would give him is I would say
he's driven. I would say that's his

1152
01:22:27.119 --> 01:22:30.239
biggest asset. He's driven. And
when you have a lot of resources,

1153
01:22:30.359 --> 01:22:34.199
when you literally what it is people
siphoning money from people, government subsidies and

1154
01:22:34.239 --> 01:22:38.039
people trying to think that he built
his fucking empire by himself. No he

1155
01:22:38.119 --> 01:22:41.960
didn't. Of course he didn't know
two biggest companies you have for fucking subsidized.

1156
01:22:42.279 --> 01:22:45.279
So I'm just like, I can't
give this nigga credit in other avenues

1157
01:22:45.359 --> 01:22:48.119
because a lot of people can do
amazing things in this situation, we just

1158
01:22:48.159 --> 01:22:51.039
don't have the opportunity to do it. And so but he's driven, he's

1159
01:22:51.039 --> 01:22:55.079
one hundred driven. I'll give him
that, like, because there's a lot

1160
01:22:55.079 --> 01:22:57.960
of people that do have money that
don't do what he's doing because they don't

1161
01:22:57.960 --> 01:23:00.079
have that interest. So I I
I would just give him that the drive.

1162
01:23:01.399 --> 01:23:06.239
It's a shame that he's also so
stupid. Yeah, it's it's if

1163
01:23:06.279 --> 01:23:10.800
he was, like really, because
you have people like Bill Gates that are

1164
01:23:10.840 --> 01:23:15.399
actually doing some good work, like
say trying to fucking eradicate malaria or things

1165
01:23:15.439 --> 01:23:18.720
that and like making vaccines, and
then you have dummies that think that he's

1166
01:23:18.760 --> 01:23:24.239
trying to kill and call the populations
where because when he gave a speech talking

1167
01:23:24.239 --> 01:23:28.159
about well, that would inevitably be
effect If people are living better, they

1168
01:23:28.239 --> 01:23:32.760
don't breed as much, the population
will slow down when disease is not ravaging

1169
01:23:32.800 --> 01:23:36.600
people, and people are living in
desolation and poverty, and then they took

1170
01:23:36.640 --> 01:23:41.800
that other pe and I'm just like, I can't this. This world is

1171
01:23:41.840 --> 01:23:44.840
too fucked. People are trying to
help and then they think they're actually killing

1172
01:23:44.880 --> 01:23:46.039
the world. And I'm like,
and then there's Elon must that will be

1173
01:23:46.159 --> 01:23:49.680
like, yeah, that's true,
that is true, and he knows it's

1174
01:23:49.680 --> 01:24:00.000
not true. Fuck that nigga.
He knows that. Yeah, Tom,

1175
01:24:00.079 --> 01:24:01.760
I'm like, you guys are both. You guys are both. He's so

1176
01:24:03.000 --> 01:24:10.399
specifically specifically, the Elon muss episode
of Joe Rogan really blew my mind because

1177
01:24:10.399 --> 01:24:13.319
I was like, Wow, there's
no charisma to be seen here, Like

1178
01:24:13.399 --> 01:24:17.399
it actually made every It actually made
all of his accomplishments seem way more impressive

1179
01:24:17.399 --> 01:24:21.640
to me, because the idea that
somebody with that level of just anti charisma

1180
01:24:21.680 --> 01:24:26.760
could get anywhere even with money is
it sounding like, I don't I've never

1181
01:24:26.920 --> 01:24:30.840
met Like, there's nobody I know, I don't know anybody who is less

1182
01:24:30.680 --> 01:24:38.359
charismatic than Elon Musk is sincerely like
there is none, none, like a

1183
01:24:38.520 --> 01:24:45.760
vacuum. It's almost he's almost bad. Al Gore at least was on South

1184
01:24:45.840 --> 01:24:56.479
Park, Like I don't know that's
that's Matt and Trey's depiction of al Gore.

1185
01:24:56.600 --> 01:25:04.079
That's not al Gore. That is
that was that was that was Shut

1186
01:25:04.199 --> 01:25:11.159
up, you are full machine.
That's real. This is what this is

1187
01:25:11.199 --> 01:25:15.279
what happened. This is what happened. Did you guys information? Did you

1188
01:25:15.319 --> 01:25:18.760
guys see what? Did you guys
see this? This fucking I can't believe

1189
01:25:18.760 --> 01:25:24.079
I forgot to talk about this.
This fucking they found what is it a

1190
01:25:24.199 --> 01:25:29.720
gopher like a beaver or something like
some species are of like some some animal

1191
01:25:29.760 --> 01:25:31.199
like that. I don't know what
the fucking pilumer genus is or whatever that

1192
01:25:31.840 --> 01:25:41.399
has adapted to eat cars. That's
what's up, dude. I understand where

1193
01:25:41.439 --> 01:25:44.760
we're at. Do you understand where
we're at right now? We're fucking there's

1194
01:25:44.800 --> 01:25:53.520
a fucking hotness being eaten by a
fucking malignant mouse somewhere in Colorado or whatever.

1195
01:25:54.239 --> 01:25:57.399
That is upseting. We need that, dude, that evolution bro Ye,

1196
01:25:57.520 --> 01:26:00.039
it's like we need all the animals
like do work for us man,

1197
01:26:00.600 --> 01:26:02.760
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we
need that. We need those guys.

1198
01:26:02.920 --> 01:26:06.479
Yesterday, the plastic eating sharp Yeah, it just comes out of the ground.

1199
01:26:06.520 --> 01:26:10.279
It eats a bunch of the plastic
and then just goes back in the

1200
01:26:10.359 --> 01:26:15.600
water and it's like, whoa,
it's turning that into photo Fido Plankton.

1201
01:26:15.960 --> 01:26:19.479
This is insane. The world healing. We'll get there. We'll get there.

1202
01:26:19.520 --> 01:26:23.520
Man, we'll die, well,
we'll be dead, but we'll get

1203
01:26:23.600 --> 01:26:27.680
Why don't we just take the plastic
and shoot it in the space catapulted into

1204
01:26:27.720 --> 01:26:30.279
the sky. So then we do
that, Like, why does that not

1205
01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:34.000
happen? Is my question? We
had this, we're not having this.

1206
01:26:34.119 --> 01:26:39.199
We have the capability. If we
have the capability, w we just can't.

1207
01:26:39.239 --> 01:26:42.520
We would only do it like say
in pandemic situations where like the world

1208
01:26:42.600 --> 01:26:45.359
has to work together. It shows
you even though people felt, you know,

1209
01:26:45.359 --> 01:26:47.079
all the dummies thought it was a
conspiracy, it just shows you when

1210
01:26:47.119 --> 01:26:50.279
the world works together, we can
get shipped done. It's like getting the

1211
01:26:50.439 --> 01:26:55.800
m RNA vaccines up and running tested
and then be like, this ship works,

1212
01:26:55.840 --> 01:27:00.359
let's roll them out and then they
work like ninety percent effectiveness of doing

1213
01:27:00.439 --> 01:27:02.079
what they're supposed to do. And
then there's people being like, oh,

1214
01:27:02.159 --> 01:27:04.840
this is scary they just did I'm
like, yeah, dude. When people

1215
01:27:04.960 --> 01:27:10.119
pull the resources together and everyone's working
on this singular thing. We can really

1216
01:27:10.159 --> 01:27:13.640
get some shit done, but the
world doesn't work that way when we're not

1217
01:27:13.880 --> 01:27:17.960
in immediate danger, and that's fucking
stupid. We could eradicate all plastics from

1218
01:27:18.000 --> 01:27:23.159
the world, we could do it, but it's not an immediate threat,

1219
01:27:23.319 --> 01:27:26.840
so fucking who gives a shit?
And that's why I'm like, Bro,

1220
01:27:27.840 --> 01:27:30.279
I wish those fucking dumb rednecks would
just rise up and really take over,

1221
01:27:30.880 --> 01:27:32.680
like really and be like, all
right, now, we're going to do

1222
01:27:32.760 --> 01:27:36.800
direct democracy and everybody gets to fucking
vote on the instead of having a representative

1223
01:27:36.800 --> 01:27:42.880
that's just gonna be bought and paid
for. It's like like they're man,

1224
01:27:43.039 --> 01:27:45.279
I give up, bro, I'm
back to my simulation theory. Whatever,

1225
01:27:45.399 --> 01:27:49.560
dude, we need, we need
a need. We need a state wide

1226
01:27:49.600 --> 01:27:53.800
gofundmes. If we don't, if
they don't do what we need to do,

1227
01:27:53.880 --> 01:27:57.640
they go missing. That's it.
Like this is in the Senator is

1228
01:27:57.760 --> 01:28:00.520
gone. We have no query he
is. We found a very bloody mess

1229
01:28:00.560 --> 01:28:03.880
in his ouse. I think they
put cheetle puffs in all their orifices and

1230
01:28:03.960 --> 01:28:09.199
suffocate them if they don't comply.
If they don't do what's representative, we

1231
01:28:09.279 --> 01:28:12.079
start just jamming them in their nose, their ears in their mouths, so

1232
01:28:12.119 --> 01:28:15.119
they completely full of their ass,
their their pea holes, Jam and Jem

1233
01:28:15.279 --> 01:28:17.680
and Jim and cheetle puffs and my
dick and there all their fucking orifices.

1234
01:28:18.880 --> 01:28:21.880
That's it. They're just like,
what's going on? You didn't do what

1235
01:28:21.920 --> 01:28:25.880
you said, You didn't do what
you said. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1236
01:28:25.920 --> 01:28:30.840
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. Bro, I'm fucking stiff.

1237
01:28:30.479 --> 01:28:35.880
The new constitutions and constitutions. I
can't help you, bro, sorry,

1238
01:28:36.079 --> 01:28:41.079
you know the rules. One more
question and then we'll head out.

1239
01:28:41.199 --> 01:28:47.880
Be Gey b gay Khalid brod in, he said, b gay p gay

1240
01:28:47.960 --> 01:28:53.760
Kaled, he said, different varieties
of slurs. With the rise in popularity

1241
01:28:53.800 --> 01:28:57.119
of smiling Friends, I've been a
bit nostalgic for older adult swim shows.

1242
01:28:57.319 --> 01:29:00.479
So what were some of your favorites. I personally loved Dokuatin Hugerph in Space

1243
01:29:00.560 --> 01:29:03.760
Coast Coast to Coast. I found
recently this show that I completely forgot about,

1244
01:29:03.800 --> 01:29:10.880
which was a Xavior Renegade Angel,
which that showed show podcast right.

1245
01:29:11.000 --> 01:29:15.359
I Yeah, I couldn't believe that
I forgot all about it because it's such

1246
01:29:15.399 --> 01:29:18.159
a fucking fever Dream and it is
so insane. It feels like a YouTube

1247
01:29:18.199 --> 01:29:21.960
poop like but on like adult It's
it's wild, how out of pocket and

1248
01:29:23.399 --> 01:29:29.279
just completely irreverent it is. But
aquartine's a goat. I think easily like

1249
01:29:29.399 --> 01:29:31.960
that. Love seems really good.
My favorite, my all time favorite was

1250
01:29:32.000 --> 01:29:36.840
Sea Lab twenty twenty one. And
there was a time where so I was

1251
01:29:36.920 --> 01:29:42.039
just you were downloading them. I
was downloaded the episodes and I'll watch them

1252
01:29:42.079 --> 01:29:47.000
on the family computer, and my
my mom's partner thought it was probably because

1253
01:29:47.159 --> 01:29:49.119
you know, two of the characters, there's a lot of sex on that

1254
01:29:49.239 --> 01:29:54.640
show, and two of the characters, she thought I was watching cartoon porn.

1255
01:29:54.720 --> 01:29:58.000
Essentially, she thought I was watching
like And then my mom went through.

1256
01:29:58.159 --> 01:30:00.920
Because we had our own separate password
thing for our accounts for we didn't

1257
01:30:00.920 --> 01:30:04.199
even have AOL. We had to
think called compu serve. There's a lot

1258
01:30:04.239 --> 01:30:08.239
of people that her old heads will
be like, holy shit, compu serve.

1259
01:30:08.239 --> 01:30:10.920
I forgot about that, but yeah, that was that was one of

1260
01:30:11.000 --> 01:30:13.479
the competitors. You know, AOL
obviously was the goat, but then there

1261
01:30:13.560 --> 01:30:15.960
was compu Serve that was a little
cheaper, and so we used that to

1262
01:30:15.960 --> 01:30:18.399
get up on dial up and ship, and then my mom went through my

1263
01:30:18.520 --> 01:30:25.439
password and then she found my uh
my, my history where I would go

1264
01:30:25.520 --> 01:30:28.399
on like rotten and steak and cheese, and she was like, what the

1265
01:30:28.560 --> 01:30:31.239
fuck is all this? I'm like, damn, but it wasn't porn though.

1266
01:30:31.239 --> 01:30:34.119
It was just fucked up stuff.
But yeah, I was thinking worst,

1267
01:30:34.119 --> 01:30:38.279
it's probably worse. Some of it
was worse. I remember one thing

1268
01:30:38.319 --> 01:30:41.760
specifically that I'll never forget out of
my head. It's just so awkward to

1269
01:30:41.800 --> 01:30:45.079
seeing my mom stare at the screen
and there's this chick that has burning candles

1270
01:30:45.239 --> 01:30:49.840
like on balancing on her pussy and
so the waxes is dripping on her pussy

1271
01:30:49.920 --> 01:30:55.439
obviously like some type of torture pleasure
thing or whatever. It's a BDSM.

1272
01:30:55.680 --> 01:30:58.079
I don't know what you classify that
as. To me, just thinking like

1273
01:30:58.119 --> 01:31:00.479
what the because you know, you
don't know what your clicking on when you

1274
01:31:00.560 --> 01:31:03.920
click on it. It's a title
like for example, it could be accurate

1275
01:31:04.199 --> 01:31:08.199
or it could be completely different.
And the Limon Party one, when I

1276
01:31:08.319 --> 01:31:12.560
saw it, it wasn't called Lemon
Party. It was called Three Old Queers.

1277
01:31:13.279 --> 01:31:15.159
And I'm like, oh, I
wonder what that's gonna be and then

1278
01:31:15.199 --> 01:31:24.800
it's just old and so you don't
know if I never would have clicked on

1279
01:31:24.960 --> 01:31:28.359
that ship. So but yeah,
that's what I always think of whenever I

1280
01:31:28.399 --> 01:31:31.279
think of Hunger for Us. I
read it leads not sorry, leads me

1281
01:31:31.319 --> 01:31:35.800
down that pipeline of thinking that was
my fa looked at my history, she

1282
01:31:35.840 --> 01:31:40.680
would have died, died, and
I would have been the cause of killing

1283
01:31:40.720 --> 01:31:44.640
my grandmother. So I'm so happy
that she never saw the shit I looked

1284
01:31:44.680 --> 01:31:46.960
at. Yeah, I'm just pissed
that. Like, I wasn't watching porn

1285
01:31:47.079 --> 01:31:50.560
man, I was like, what
the fuck is adult swim? I want,

1286
01:31:50.680 --> 01:31:56.439
like, got how dare you you
found all that crazy shita? I

1287
01:31:56.479 --> 01:32:00.439
was watching an actual cartoon show.
But I love Harvey Birdman at that was

1288
01:32:00.479 --> 01:32:04.760
a fun one for me. Yeah, Space Go I love. I did

1289
01:32:04.840 --> 01:32:09.960
love Space Ghost. Dude a space
Ghost. His grandpa was a voice by

1290
01:32:10.079 --> 01:32:14.520
U Randy Savage and so he appeared
a couple of times. It's fucking awesome.

1291
01:32:15.840 --> 01:32:19.079
It was basically Space Ghost was just
a big fucking gray Beard. It

1292
01:32:19.199 --> 01:32:27.640
was funny. There's so many shows. Yeah, I think this one was

1293
01:32:27.760 --> 01:32:31.159
pretty especially with that was It's a
huge Also is probably like one of the

1294
01:32:31.199 --> 01:32:36.359
most influent, like one of the
most under sighted, most influential things probably

1295
01:32:36.439 --> 01:32:42.359
that exists in media. I think, like it's kind of insane, but

1296
01:32:42.520 --> 01:32:45.039
I don't care. Family Guy back
on the Air. I'm pretty sure like

1297
01:32:45.119 --> 01:32:50.000
alt Family Guy back on the Air, it introduced like anime to like millions

1298
01:32:50.079 --> 01:32:54.000
of like like an entirely news generation
for sure, Like it's a it's a

1299
01:32:54.239 --> 01:33:02.079
strange well, he mentioned briefly before
that too, is adult really I thought

1300
01:33:02.119 --> 01:33:05.399
it was. I thought it was
the different like attachment because Tsunami at first,

1301
01:33:05.640 --> 01:33:13.520
because Tsunami at first in a mid
day cartoon adults was that nighttime he

1302
01:33:13.840 --> 01:33:16.600
mentioned. He briefly mentioned as he
was talking about Adult Swim. He was

1303
01:33:16.640 --> 01:33:20.399
just kind of like, yeah,
these are the same thing, separate network

1304
01:33:20.479 --> 01:33:25.760
technically, you know, there's like
technically there's Cartoon Network and then there's Adult

1305
01:33:25.840 --> 01:33:30.840
Swim. Also as far as Adult
Swim is a subsidiary of Cartoon Network,

1306
01:33:30.880 --> 01:33:33.520
like they're the same, it's the
same umbrella, it's the same was on

1307
01:33:33.600 --> 01:33:38.359
the same channel. Yeah, to
me, never ran on Nickelodeon or like

1308
01:33:38.399 --> 01:33:42.439
anywhere else. It was it was
a cartoon network thing specifically, but kind

1309
01:33:42.479 --> 01:33:46.239
of insane, like the that impact
because awkwardane, dude, I looked that

1310
01:33:46.399 --> 01:33:51.479
Hand Banana episode is one of those
I remember watching. I remember watching Hand

1311
01:33:51.560 --> 01:33:59.399
Banana like as a kid on TV
and not fucking understanding. Even at that

1312
01:33:59.479 --> 01:34:01.039
time, it felt like, Yo, how are they getting away with putting

1313
01:34:01.079 --> 01:34:06.119
this on TV? Like how how
is this? Because even today, like

1314
01:34:06.199 --> 01:34:09.520
I look at it and I'm like, yo, this is kind of wild

1315
01:34:09.720 --> 01:34:16.159
even for like now, that episode
because it's literally just a dog raping people,

1316
01:34:16.880 --> 01:34:20.479
because it's the whole fucking episode.
I mean, I don't know,

1317
01:34:20.560 --> 01:34:24.960
man, a lot of crazy.
I mean, you look, you're looking

1318
01:34:25.039 --> 01:34:30.560
pretty. I just I didn't.
I didn't enjoy Akatune as much as I

1319
01:34:30.600 --> 01:34:34.159
would have liked you because I they
they wrote Shake so well, like they

1320
01:34:34.199 --> 01:34:38.600
made him. He was so hateable, Like I really did not like watching

1321
01:34:38.680 --> 01:34:45.479
such a fucking asshole like so Shake
was my favorite character in that show.

1322
01:34:45.479 --> 01:34:48.960
I loved that. I love that. Of course he's such a dick.

1323
01:34:49.560 --> 01:34:54.000
He's such a dick and he just
always he's always doing the wrong. And

1324
01:34:54.119 --> 01:34:57.560
his voice is so good. Dana
I forget what his name is, Dana

1325
01:34:57.760 --> 01:35:00.279
Silva, I think or whatever,
but his voice is so perfect. He

1326
01:35:00.399 --> 01:35:03.640
voiced the the the big ox guy
in Chowder as well, I think,

1327
01:35:04.119 --> 01:35:12.600
but he uh no, that's no, I forget he's he's on that show

1328
01:35:12.680 --> 01:35:15.439
though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got the tusks. I can't

1329
01:35:15.479 --> 01:35:19.000
remember what his name is, but
his voice is so good and that the

1330
01:35:19.159 --> 01:35:23.720
character designed that Shake is so fucking
I love Frylock was probably my favorite one,

1331
01:35:24.479 --> 01:35:28.520
like a character, like like I
LIKELCK a lot, but Shake was

1332
01:35:28.600 --> 01:35:30.479
so fun. Shake was like the
Cramer of that show where it's just like

1333
01:35:30.520 --> 01:35:33.439
I'm watching it, hm because I
want to see what the fuck Shake is

1334
01:35:33.479 --> 01:35:38.600
gonna do, and there's always some
bullshit or he would die it was too

1335
01:35:38.680 --> 01:35:43.119
much. He'd become a zombie,
or he'd get everybody said to hell,

1336
01:35:43.520 --> 01:35:45.560
or he'd find aliens, and it's
like, my whole thing is like why

1337
01:35:45.600 --> 01:35:49.479
would you can how could you possibly
continue living with this guy? That's what

1338
01:35:49.720 --> 01:35:54.399
was so like frustrating. I guess
like, dude, I understand he's needed.

1339
01:35:54.760 --> 01:35:58.439
It was like it's like it was
to me, it was borderline Jeoffrey

1340
01:35:58.560 --> 01:36:03.199
in Game of Thrones, like just
so like all fuck this dude, fuck

1341
01:36:03.359 --> 01:36:06.479
this dude. Man, he was
there, he was king. That's the

1342
01:36:06.520 --> 01:36:11.279
reason why I was there. He
thought he was gay. If they would

1343
01:36:11.319 --> 01:36:15.319
have found out he wasn't Robert's kid, someone would have someone would have just

1344
01:36:15.399 --> 01:36:18.760
hit him in the head with a
club. Kill was right, wasn't it

1345
01:36:18.840 --> 01:36:25.840
was? Wasn't it? Shakes?
I don't know. I was shaped like

1346
01:36:26.039 --> 01:36:31.119
no idea. I re shaped well
because he's also a narcissist, right,

1347
01:36:31.399 --> 01:36:36.600
like of course, yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm curious about

1348
01:36:36.600 --> 01:36:42.720
that though, can fit everybody else. That's why Carl is definitely my favorite

1349
01:36:42.760 --> 01:36:45.159
character. When I think about it, Oh, Carl, Carl, Carls.

1350
01:36:47.199 --> 01:36:50.000
There's there's a scene. There's a
scene that lives in my head red

1351
01:36:50.079 --> 01:36:53.760
for I think about it. I
think, actually, like at least twice

1352
01:36:53.800 --> 01:36:58.319
a week every for like the last
several years, of him hiding behind his

1353
01:36:58.479 --> 01:37:01.800
couch in the dark, when Frylock
is like knocking on the window and he's

1354
01:37:01.880 --> 01:37:04.479
just whispering. He's like he's got
the lights off, he'shiding behind the counch.

1355
01:37:04.560 --> 01:37:08.079
He's like, Carl, Carl,
you home. He's like he's just

1356
01:37:08.119 --> 01:37:11.640
whispering to himself. He's like,
go away, go away, you freak.

1357
01:37:13.000 --> 01:37:19.880
They it's just so real, like
get out of here, go away,

1358
01:37:20.039 --> 01:37:26.640
leave but just whispering and just like
just living, like why would you

1359
01:37:26.720 --> 01:37:29.720
put? Wh did you move?
Like the whole the whole idea of that

1360
01:37:29.800 --> 01:37:32.000
ship. It's like it's so it's
just frustrating that it's like why would these

1361
01:37:32.079 --> 01:37:35.800
people The way that this is set
up is so insane, and no one's

1362
01:37:35.840 --> 01:37:41.319
just like, yeah, I'm leaving
like anyone, Like if you're a normal

1363
01:37:41.399 --> 01:37:46.479
person, you would either move yourself, you would maybe kill some I don't

1364
01:37:46.479 --> 01:37:49.039
know, something crazy would happened,
but obviously, you know for the show.

1365
01:37:50.920 --> 01:37:57.920
I just I love the moon,
the moon and ights. Let's uh,

1366
01:37:58.680 --> 01:38:00.279
let's let's move on to let's let's
get the fuck out of here.

1367
01:38:01.279 --> 01:38:06.560
Yes we got let's let's blow this
popsicle stand? We got? Uh?

1368
01:38:09.000 --> 01:38:14.159
All right, Sweeney's doing this mating
call. I guess he really think something

1369
01:38:15.439 --> 01:38:20.680
joking my joking emotions more like I
don't know, I don't know. You

1370
01:38:20.800 --> 01:38:24.359
got this over the over the wrist. You take your penis right, you

1371
01:38:24.439 --> 01:38:27.760
get it almost hard, and then
you just put over this and you constantly

1372
01:38:27.800 --> 01:38:30.960
stretch it over your wrist over and
over. You gotta damp towel over your

1373
01:38:30.000 --> 01:38:34.840
penis right and over the wrist and
stretch over the wrist. Do that for

1374
01:38:35.159 --> 01:38:41.399
do that for forty five minutes,
eight days a week. Let's read these

1375
01:38:41.479 --> 01:38:45.000
names, cut me down. Eight
days of port Man, You'll get it,

1376
01:38:46.920 --> 01:38:53.119
three two one, all Star.
But he repeats and they don't stop

1377
01:38:53.199 --> 01:38:57.039
coming. The Patron formerly known as
the Porto Rican Genius por Uh. Tom

1378
01:38:57.119 --> 01:39:01.680
Sweeney has bigger tits than Sydney Sweeney. Miguel o'haris trans mask pussy which I'm

1379
01:39:01.800 --> 01:39:05.800
sucking you one, dick, I'm
fucking guys, I got so hard,

1380
01:39:05.960 --> 01:39:12.399
come so far in the in my
end, Lincoln Park, p Diddley Turian

1381
01:39:12.479 --> 01:39:16.199
pussy uh. In this life or
the next, twenty eight US Marines in

1382
01:39:17.239 --> 01:39:21.199
black Ford Raptor truck seizing ram Ranch
looking for Prince Harry so they can fuck

1383
01:39:21.279 --> 01:39:26.840
is. But Neon wants to fuck
a kids buttle wholesome. I don't know

1384
01:39:26.880 --> 01:39:30.479
who. Neon is. One of
those like alf He's one of those mena

1385
01:39:30.520 --> 01:39:36.720
sphere people right like this Sneako,
Yeah, I feel like Neon. Uh.

1386
01:39:38.399 --> 01:39:41.560
I feel like that name is associated
with like yeah, I feel like

1387
01:39:41.560 --> 01:39:44.119
that name is associated with like Sneako
and tape for me Like I could be

1388
01:39:44.159 --> 01:39:46.960
wrong, though, I don't know
me down because I'm covered in Colm little

1389
01:39:46.960 --> 01:39:50.359
boozy Jack, the world's fastest Maori
gay smiling friends be like, hooray,

1390
01:39:50.520 --> 01:39:55.560
Charlie, you bad me. I'm
boy Pragger's Charlie. I love Dick,

1391
01:39:55.720 --> 01:40:00.920
Charlie. I love Dick stupid.
I don't want to set my ass on

1392
01:40:01.000 --> 01:40:05.239
fire. I just want to see
a really big fart, big meaty stinks

1393
01:40:05.840 --> 01:40:10.279
Andy. The man who's handies are
stran andy, cocky bowl boa versus a

1394
01:40:10.359 --> 01:40:23.159
penis pede. You guys are really
not good at these it's but it's it's

1395
01:40:23.279 --> 01:40:28.720
that's like, I don't even know
what that a penis peede, hockey bow

1396
01:40:29.720 --> 01:40:34.600
bowel. That's so I get get
it, I get it, But that's

1397
01:40:35.640 --> 01:40:42.640
I don't know man. That's like
read Richard's Stretched the Ending, the ending

1398
01:40:42.680 --> 01:40:45.239
of Fight Club, except a Sweeney
at the top of a sasscaper, drinking

1399
01:40:45.319 --> 01:40:48.640
piss, heath Smoker, Chris's gay
college Experience, My Dick fell Off,

1400
01:40:49.199 --> 01:40:58.640
Tarikna Sheid's secret white gay lover,
the boy in the striped Supreme homeless transfem

1401
01:40:58.720 --> 01:41:02.520
who comes uh that one fairy or
that one furry? I swear if I

1402
01:41:02.560 --> 01:41:10.000
had my wimbley gun on me right
now, Jordan Penison, my my queer

1403
01:41:10.199 --> 01:41:15.239
spear be gaping men's balloon knots like
a child, like a child's tongue at

1404
01:41:15.239 --> 01:41:18.479
a birthday party. Ah Uh,
one of my lectures got cucked by the

1405
01:41:18.560 --> 01:41:29.199
lead singer of Pixies. Who one
of my lecturers lectures? Okay, we're

1406
01:41:29.279 --> 01:41:36.279
Pixies. Check out what mad wicked
mixes dig Lixies was that was that?

1407
01:41:36.399 --> 01:41:43.600
Fucking was that fucking method Man?
Who the fuck was that? That was

1408
01:41:43.760 --> 01:41:45.439
not method Man? I think it
was. I swear to god, it

1409
01:41:45.520 --> 01:41:50.760
was like I was a Red Man. Someone stud Someone did that. Someone

1410
01:41:51.319 --> 01:42:01.399
fucking real did that song Pixies,
Pixies fairly odd parents. It was not

1411
01:42:01.680 --> 01:42:05.039
method Man, I can tell you
that much for sure. Was it crap

1412
01:42:05.159 --> 01:42:09.680
Man? The Pixie Rap where Pixies
two thousand and five? Method Man and

1413
01:42:09.800 --> 01:42:15.960
Red Man get fucked? Wait?
Wait what get get from the song?

1414
01:42:15.079 --> 01:42:20.399
From from the wait? From the
song that those kinkstate. I'm so well

1415
01:42:24.359 --> 01:42:29.720
I know hip hop culture like the
back of my heads. That's crazy.

1416
01:42:30.479 --> 01:42:32.439
No, no, no, no, I'll take I'll take that concession because

1417
01:42:32.439 --> 01:42:35.600
I never thought that do they do
like a live actisid? Or is that

1418
01:42:35.720 --> 01:42:43.840
them? From the song it's they
just did the show The Pixie Rap.

1419
01:42:43.920 --> 01:42:47.880
Yeah, OK, why is it
not playing? That doesn't even sound like

1420
01:42:47.960 --> 01:42:55.359
them? They sound like them.
That sounds like even that does not sound

1421
01:42:55.479 --> 01:42:59.680
like method Man and Redman. This
sounds like method Man and Red Man.

1422
01:43:00.319 --> 01:43:05.680
It sounds like method It's a show. It's a show. Red is definitely

1423
01:43:06.880 --> 01:43:10.520
Red is definitely changing his voice a
little bit. But you can definitely tell

1424
01:43:10.560 --> 01:43:15.279
the smokiness of maybe maybe Method Man. It does not sound exactly like them.

1425
01:43:15.800 --> 01:43:19.600
I didn't you guys? Do you
keep putting words in people's mouths?

1426
01:43:19.640 --> 01:43:26.840
No one said it sound exactly like
them? Why do you do that?

1427
01:43:27.600 --> 01:43:34.479
Nobody? No one said that,
you jesus, there's kind of sounds like

1428
01:43:34.600 --> 01:43:36.840
him. I can tell it's him. And then you're like, it doesn't

1429
01:43:36.880 --> 01:43:41.840
sound exactly like Nigga. No one
said that, how do you do this?

1430
01:43:42.640 --> 01:43:45.479
I'm not gonna because that made my
brain. That almost made my brain

1431
01:43:45.680 --> 01:43:50.159
scream sounds like them, And I'm
like, where does that sound like?

1432
01:43:50.319 --> 01:43:56.479
I can I do when I do
my gay parodies, for example, if

1433
01:43:56.520 --> 01:43:59.760
you hear it, I'm trying to
imitate their voices, but you can tell

1434
01:43:59.800 --> 01:44:02.680
it's me, like you can still
tell it's me though, you're like,

1435
01:44:02.720 --> 01:44:06.119
oh, I can tell that's Derek
doing that, but that's not my exact

1436
01:44:06.319 --> 01:44:11.520
voice. Dummy. All right,
I'm done. If you don't know what

1437
01:44:13.479 --> 01:44:18.600
my brain literally my brain almost exploded, I'm done. Okay, okay,

1438
01:44:18.680 --> 01:44:24.119
cool, okay, it's over.
I'm crazy over that. My brain literally

1439
01:44:24.359 --> 01:44:29.399
almost blew up. My brain also
literally, but I'm here. You said

1440
01:44:29.399 --> 01:44:32.319
that, you said that six times, so let's get it said onwards.

1441
01:44:33.239 --> 01:44:41.640
Get before I put my head through
my monitor. I just can't. I

1442
01:44:41.720 --> 01:44:44.960
just ma, that was this shocking
to me that you like? Because yeah,

1443
01:44:45.560 --> 01:44:47.319
you can, you could ask,
you could ask anyone I know,

1444
01:44:48.119 --> 01:44:51.079
well, not anyone I know.
I bet a lot of people who also

1445
01:44:51.279 --> 01:44:54.760
like both Bathad and Men Men probably
did not know that was them. Either,

1446
01:44:55.319 --> 01:44:59.600
tell you something on my on my
playlist I have. I feel like

1447
01:44:59.720 --> 01:45:01.600
you saw that, and that's why
you know that, because I can bet

1448
01:45:01.640 --> 01:45:04.800
you, Chris, you cannot name
another song with both of them minute without

1449
01:45:04.800 --> 01:45:11.359
looking it up right now, you
cannot exactly what it was Method Man and

1450
01:45:11.479 --> 01:45:13.760
Red Man. And you were like, oh, that's because I remember,

1451
01:45:13.840 --> 01:45:16.840
not because I remember the shots.
That's Method Man from the Wool Tank Plan.

1452
01:45:16.960 --> 01:45:21.680
You did not do that but you
also have somebody like me. Do

1453
01:45:21.800 --> 01:45:25.159
you know? Can you name Method
Man and Red Man songs right off the

1454
01:45:25.159 --> 01:45:27.520
top of your head? Of course? One of my favorite of them right

1455
01:45:27.560 --> 01:45:30.439
now? Why do I have to
do three? Now? You just said

1456
01:45:30.479 --> 01:45:32.920
one, name two? Name two? So anyway you said one or name

1457
01:45:33.000 --> 01:45:36.800
one or it's name. One of
my favorite fucking hip hop tracks from them

1458
01:45:36.880 --> 01:45:42.880
specifically is Blackout. I love that
song. Okay, okay, I fucking

1459
01:45:43.000 --> 01:45:46.760
dude, I don't need I don't
need to prove anything to you, but

1460
01:45:46.880 --> 01:45:50.279
like this, I just like,
I'm very versed with the Method of Red.

1461
01:45:51.319 --> 01:45:54.399
I like a lot of their stuff. Actually like Method Man a lot

1462
01:45:54.479 --> 01:45:58.640
more than the Red Man. Actually
think Red I think is highly overrated.

1463
01:45:58.640 --> 01:46:00.960
To be honest, I I'm being
be honest, I think it's highly overrated.

1464
01:46:01.119 --> 01:46:08.520
I think Man is way better,
just a better sound. But like

1465
01:46:08.560 --> 01:46:10.880
they, but they're like, say, look when you when I'm hearing this

1466
01:46:11.079 --> 01:46:15.520
Pixie thing, what I would normally
think, Probably what you thought is that,

1467
01:46:15.640 --> 01:46:19.000
oh, some people pretending to be
them, Like you probably think it

1468
01:46:19.039 --> 01:46:21.920
was just some people pretend to be
them, because me hearing I didn't even

1469
01:46:21.960 --> 01:46:26.560
think it was them because it didn't
sound like them. And then once I

1470
01:46:26.680 --> 01:46:29.039
heard once I heard you were like
one so like it was like, oh,

1471
01:46:29.159 --> 01:46:30.479
that's method Man one hundred percent.
I went and I was like,

1472
01:46:31.000 --> 01:46:39.520
I guess one of you like him. I definitely not Red Man. That

1473
01:46:39.680 --> 01:46:45.600
sounds and I've i've I liked I
can hear Red Man's voice too. He's

1474
01:46:45.680 --> 01:46:51.079
just putting on more I can.
I'm still listening to it. So basically,

1475
01:46:51.119 --> 01:46:55.000
so this isn't easy. This is
you know, an easy experiment to

1476
01:46:55.039 --> 01:46:58.399
do is we can just get a
method in Red song right and then just

1477
01:46:58.479 --> 01:47:00.079
be like, hey, guys,
listen to this song. Now, listen

1478
01:47:00.159 --> 01:47:03.399
to this pixie song. Can you
tell these are the same people. I

1479
01:47:04.000 --> 01:47:08.880
guarantee you nine out of ten people
a gonna be like, yeah, I

1480
01:47:08.960 --> 01:47:13.199
can. I can tell that they're
just doing a dumb ass thing called We're

1481
01:47:13.279 --> 01:47:16.319
Pixies. I remember that being a
I remember that being all the time.

1482
01:47:16.520 --> 01:47:19.680
I remember that that was what everybody
was talking about at the time when that

1483
01:47:19.760 --> 01:47:23.119
episode aired. I remember I remember
like being in school and people like,

1484
01:47:23.159 --> 01:47:27.560
did you see fucking method Man in
fucking Redman on fucking I don't know?

1485
01:47:29.399 --> 01:47:32.399
And I remember being like, I
don't know who are I don't I didn't

1486
01:47:32.399 --> 01:47:34.920
know anything about that, but like
I, for whatever reason, I remember

1487
01:47:35.039 --> 01:47:38.239
that being a topic of conversation.
I was like, Oh, yeah,

1488
01:47:39.279 --> 01:47:41.439
i'm gonna show you, Chris,
I'm gonna send you. I'm gonna send

1489
01:47:41.439 --> 01:47:45.680
you blackout right now by them.
And when this song came out, there

1490
01:47:45.760 --> 01:47:47.800
was something about it that really like
I took to it. I bet I'm

1491
01:47:47.840 --> 01:47:49.479
gonna hear it, because I bet, I bet I'm gonna hear it,

1492
01:47:49.479 --> 01:47:51.199
and I'm gonna be like, oh, these are the Pixies, guys,

1493
01:47:54.119 --> 01:48:03.640
I'm gonna put it. I just
wanted to actually sounds more like Red Men

1494
01:48:03.680 --> 01:48:10.000
now the more I listened to it
now, not the whole song sound that

1495
01:48:10.960 --> 01:48:15.000
it comes in around thirty seconds.
Because I've heard and seen that episode so

1496
01:48:15.159 --> 01:48:18.840
many times, I never thought method
Man a red Man. I actually don't

1497
01:48:18.880 --> 01:48:24.199
think. Also, my brain's probably
remembering them speak, and my brain was

1498
01:48:24.439 --> 01:48:27.680
like, oh, they sang like
they spoke. It sounds like this,

1499
01:48:27.880 --> 01:48:33.840
it's it. It does sound like
it's a different cadence obvious, and obviously

1500
01:48:33.880 --> 01:48:44.479
the song is different right since the
I remember I remember I remember that episode

1501
01:48:44.520 --> 01:48:47.159
so vidly because I remember being like, this is an unusually good song for

1502
01:48:47.319 --> 01:48:54.479
like a fairly parents because they have
not really they weren't exactly like family guy,

1503
01:48:54.680 --> 01:48:56.560
you know what I mean, where
a family guy was putting out like

1504
01:48:56.720 --> 01:49:01.119
just like really good, like they
would win like fucking awards for their musicals.

1505
01:49:01.560 --> 01:49:04.920
Fairly Parents never won a damn thing
because it's most of their songs are

1506
01:49:05.159 --> 01:49:09.239
not good. And I remember that
song came on in that movie and I

1507
01:49:09.279 --> 01:49:11.319
remember being like, what the fun? That was good for some reason?

1508
01:49:11.600 --> 01:49:19.640
Like why is that we shiney my
shiny was pretty good? Fat cocking me

1509
01:49:20.039 --> 01:49:33.039
my big, fat cocking my dig
that spark it? You know what that

1510
01:49:34.000 --> 01:49:38.199
I forgot about? I forgot about
that one? Was I forgot about?

1511
01:49:38.560 --> 01:49:40.880
Do you think that guy? Yeah? It was? That was? That

1512
01:49:41.000 --> 01:49:43.920
was that was actually was It was
Aaron Carter or what's his name? Or

1513
01:49:44.079 --> 01:49:48.239
Justin McCartney, one of them,
Justin Patrick. It was Christopher Patrick from

1514
01:49:49.199 --> 01:49:53.199
back Street on the one that like
no one cares about. It's interesting,

1515
01:49:53.920 --> 01:49:59.880
Uh yeah, who's Justin McCarthy Do
you mean Justin Jim McCartney, Jesse Jesse

1516
01:50:00.039 --> 01:50:02.680
the car? Who's that he did? I think he died recently? Let

1517
01:50:02.760 --> 01:50:08.640
me see, I don't know.
Justin Partney was like a big he was

1518
01:50:08.680 --> 01:50:13.439
like a big team. Like when
we were he was kind of like he

1519
01:50:13.600 --> 01:50:16.640
was justin he was Yeah, he
was like Justin Bieber when we were kids.

1520
01:50:17.159 --> 01:50:23.680
Yeah, I remember that anything.
I blocked that out of my memory.

1521
01:50:24.600 --> 01:50:32.039
Yeah, you already if you like
that. The Weirdest fun So Beautiful

1522
01:50:32.119 --> 01:50:35.199
Soul is a really popular song from
this. He did not pass away,

1523
01:50:35.279 --> 01:50:42.600
Lily heard us. He did not
pass away yet. I think Aaron Carter

1524
01:50:42.720 --> 01:50:44.800
did. Oh so he's the one
that did it or was it No?

1525
01:50:45.039 --> 01:50:46.359
He said it was Chris. You
were talking about the one that passed away,

1526
01:50:46.880 --> 01:50:51.960
Chris. Chris Kirkpatrick did Chip skylark
in Fairly Chip, Aaron Carter died

1527
01:50:53.359 --> 01:50:59.199
and j Partney did did Me and
You and Your Beautiful Soul? You know

1528
01:50:59.239 --> 01:51:01.159
what sucked up? He was one
of the only few people that was uh.

1529
01:51:02.479 --> 01:51:06.800
He was running defense for that fat
dude that that put all the boy

1530
01:51:06.880 --> 01:51:10.479
bands together and they like abused them
all and stole their money and shit,

1531
01:51:10.760 --> 01:51:15.000
I forgot his dance. They did
a documentary. It was a Dan Schneider

1532
01:51:15.199 --> 01:51:18.720
version. It was literally dance but
for pop music. He put on the

1533
01:51:18.760 --> 01:51:23.640
one that recently died, right,
the one that recently died. What happened

1534
01:51:23.760 --> 01:51:26.720
was someone tried to because he was
close to Michael Jackson, he was younger.

1535
01:51:27.399 --> 01:51:29.479
He worked him a few times,
and they were like, hey,

1536
01:51:29.520 --> 01:51:31.760
can you come and say functioned about
Michael Jackson? And he was like,

1537
01:51:32.079 --> 01:51:35.119
why would I lie about a man
that was only ever really kind to me?

1538
01:51:35.560 --> 01:51:39.359
And he like literally, like outwardly
like no, Michael never did anything

1539
01:51:39.359 --> 01:51:41.640
wrong to me. And they tried
to make me say functioned about him.

1540
01:51:41.840 --> 01:51:44.119
It was his mother and shit like
that, and I was like, dang,

1541
01:51:44.199 --> 01:51:47.119
that's pretty fucking why. That's interesting. But I also he defended that

1542
01:51:47.279 --> 01:51:51.840
guy that clearly abused all the other
pop singers. So I'm wondering if he

1543
01:51:51.920 --> 01:51:58.359
was too young to understand because like
everybody else, they used documentary and they

1544
01:51:58.520 --> 01:52:00.239
diar read all over that gather,
like that nigga stole all of our money.

1545
01:52:00.600 --> 01:52:03.680
He said. He was a six
member of in Sync and so he

1546
01:52:03.720 --> 01:52:06.359
would just get a large, fat
cut and like it would steal all these

1547
01:52:06.399 --> 01:52:10.000
people's money. I'm like, it's
crazy. Here's just some fat guy behind

1548
01:52:10.039 --> 01:52:13.479
the scenes that put the bands together
and he would take like most of their

1549
01:52:13.520 --> 01:52:17.359
money. I guess oh makes me
really happy anyway. Anyway, piss Pants

1550
01:52:17.399 --> 01:52:21.319
oh yeah, mister pants Jesse,
we need to make more piss Jesse.

1551
01:52:21.520 --> 01:52:25.239
I can't, mister white baller of
the First Sin, spump of futters gay

1552
01:52:25.319 --> 01:52:28.880
Motley Crew. When I get high
on peen hot guys, commy cocks drug

1553
01:52:29.000 --> 01:52:30.880
for me, my butts slammed,
fuck my bikey. I don't know what

1554
01:52:30.920 --> 01:52:33.920
this. I don't know what these
are. I think it's start my heart.

1555
01:52:34.439 --> 01:52:40.399
I think that's kickstarting. I can
be. I don't think i've I

1556
01:52:40.399 --> 01:52:42.800
don't think I've listened to a single
Motley Crew song all the way through.

1557
01:52:42.960 --> 01:52:47.399
Really, like you may have heard, yeah, kick stop my heart and

1558
01:52:47.560 --> 01:52:53.840
suck my cock. Whoa, yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe. I

1559
01:52:53.880 --> 01:52:56.479
don't know. If it's not a
guitar hero, then I've heard it.

1560
01:52:56.520 --> 01:53:00.079
But like, if it's not a
guitar hero, then I have understand I

1561
01:53:00.159 --> 01:53:03.239
mean, he all that glam ship, the it's it's mostly the same,

1562
01:53:03.399 --> 01:53:09.520
the old metals, hair metal,
jolly old jolly old dipshit, dragons,

1563
01:53:09.920 --> 01:53:17.039
sug Macocca adgies and all right Patrick
hit him with the autistic flow. Sidney

1564
01:53:17.039 --> 01:53:21.239
Sweeney's hits has two moons cyphergraph medium
penis ha Palestinians to be like, hey,

1565
01:53:21.560 --> 01:53:27.520
here they come. It's lots and
lots of Jews and planes, Jews

1566
01:53:27.560 --> 01:53:30.960
and blades. Don't hear the reaper. All the guys have come, queer

1567
01:53:31.039 --> 01:53:38.039
butts on their schlong. Uh huh
man. I think I really think we

1568
01:53:38.119 --> 01:53:43.640
are kind of experts. You know
what, I will say. I will

1569
01:53:43.720 --> 01:53:47.760
say this, I've seen other people
do it, and right, I will

1570
01:53:47.840 --> 01:53:53.319
say, it doesn't get the little
effort that we've put in. And then

1571
01:53:53.359 --> 01:53:57.199
what I've been doing recently exploding on
TikTok, and I see other people doing

1572
01:53:57.199 --> 01:54:00.000
it, and I'm like, really, guys. I I I told another

1573
01:54:00.039 --> 01:54:03.680
guy that he had an idea of
doing wheezer and I said, yeah,

1574
01:54:03.760 --> 01:54:06.800
dude it man, it'll probably be
like blow up. But like, I

1575
01:54:08.000 --> 01:54:13.399
just think people suck it. Seems
like it's it's so easy. I'm like,

1576
01:54:13.479 --> 01:54:15.239
bro, this is this is just
money. It's money on the table.

1577
01:54:15.960 --> 01:54:20.079
Why are you not doing it?
It's difficult for people that maybe maybe

1578
01:54:20.079 --> 01:54:27.319
it's more difficult than we think.
Maybe it is. It does it,

1579
01:54:27.479 --> 01:54:31.520
it odd, it eerily does not. You have no stake in it.

1580
01:54:31.640 --> 01:54:38.039
That's why we don't worry about it. I gotta worry about nothing. Some

1581
01:54:38.119 --> 01:54:40.840
people that may be like, hey, man, you're you may this may

1582
01:54:41.000 --> 01:54:42.880
not. I'm like, I don't. I don't want to hear nothing.

1583
01:54:42.880 --> 01:54:45.000
I don't want to hear nothing.
I'm just logic. I don't care.

1584
01:54:45.000 --> 01:54:47.119
I don't care if it's right.
I don't care if you're right. Fuck

1585
01:54:47.199 --> 01:54:51.439
you. I have to say,
I'm putting a moratorium on on this whole

1586
01:54:51.520 --> 01:54:56.039
thing. I'm putting a moratorium.
If you're listening to this and you've gotten

1587
01:54:56.079 --> 01:55:01.199
this far, then you know what
that means. Enough you pitch. You

1588
01:55:01.279 --> 01:55:04.239
gotta stop pitching us on on these
song parodies, cause it's getting to the

1589
01:55:04.279 --> 01:55:13.279
point where, like, you know, you don't pitch. You don't pitch

1590
01:55:13.319 --> 01:55:16.800
an artist on what their next art
should be, you know what I mean,

1591
01:55:16.880 --> 01:55:18.880
Like, it's that's not how it
because because then it's like, oh,

1592
01:55:18.960 --> 01:55:21.119
that's a good idea, but we
can't do it because it's not ours

1593
01:55:21.159 --> 01:55:23.880
now, and we didn't. We
didn't, we didn't come up with it.

1594
01:55:24.479 --> 01:55:26.680
There's a lot of things that are
being taken off the table because they're

1595
01:55:26.720 --> 01:55:30.920
not now ours, and you can't. You gotta just chill like we'll we'll

1596
01:55:30.960 --> 01:55:36.279
get them, we'll get them,
or go back to writing weird ship.

1597
01:55:38.680 --> 01:55:42.039
Yeah, you can write some weird
ship or look at you. You have

1598
01:55:42.119 --> 01:55:46.680
to become undeniable, or it's so
good that it's like that, that is,

1599
01:55:47.439 --> 01:55:53.000
that's a good idea, and then
maybe we'll steal it from you and

1600
01:55:53.159 --> 01:55:57.000
you'll be happy that you at least
were included. Yeah, like this one

1601
01:55:57.079 --> 01:55:59.600
got you, this one, this
one is, this one, this next

1602
01:55:59.600 --> 01:56:00.720
one is is a great example.
L Z, I'm gonna give you my

1603
01:56:00.800 --> 01:56:04.079
comm. I'm gonna give you my
coum. Not a whole lot of comm,

1604
01:56:04.239 --> 01:56:05.760
not a whole lot of com,
not a whole lot of com.

1605
01:56:06.720 --> 01:56:12.600
Not worth it, simply not.
It's just wasn't worth it. What song

1606
01:56:12.720 --> 01:56:15.960
is that? What song is that? Exactly? Was the exact full of

1607
01:56:15.000 --> 01:56:20.600
sunshine? Really? The only stipulation
I had personally is I wanted people to

1608
01:56:20.760 --> 01:56:24.880
say what it was, But I
feel like they refuse to do it because

1609
01:56:24.880 --> 01:56:28.119
they want the struggle of us trying
to figure it out. They want they

1610
01:56:28.159 --> 01:56:30.439
want to Yes, yeah, they're
these guys are rat bastards. That's why

1611
01:56:30.439 --> 01:56:32.399
everybody is right. You know what
happened? If you know what fixed this

1612
01:56:32.439 --> 01:56:38.920
problem seriously for everybody, If it
took a little less time being fucking stupid

1613
01:56:39.000 --> 01:56:44.760
and gay, this problem would be
way fucking better, but so busy being

1614
01:56:44.880 --> 01:56:48.039
fucking gay. They wish for a
glass of comings. Hunter Dubois back with

1615
01:56:48.159 --> 01:56:54.000
Revengers. Davy head first on my
TV after seeing in a dumb seven rebirth

1616
01:56:54.760 --> 01:56:58.640
dumb game I met. I'm on
the last chapter of Final Fantasy seven remake.

1617
01:56:58.720 --> 01:57:01.399
Now, by the way, I
finished Free Birth yesterday. Even blazes

1618
01:57:01.520 --> 01:57:05.760
do that shit? Huh yeah,
I mean birth already. Yeah, I

1619
01:57:05.800 --> 01:57:09.960
finished Free Birth yesterday. Christy niggas
are well, it's been out for a

1620
01:57:10.039 --> 01:57:12.800
month. To be fair, it's
been a month. Okay, yeah,

1621
01:57:12.880 --> 01:57:15.000
okay, fair ending made me really
sad. That's all I'm gonna say.

1622
01:57:15.680 --> 01:57:21.800
I didn't like how personally. Maybe
that doesn't mean anything. Maybe he was

1623
01:57:23.079 --> 01:57:25.920
he made me sad. That doesn't
mean anything. What if Chris was to

1624
01:57:26.239 --> 01:57:30.239
being a happy ending. I never
said it wasn't a happy ending. I

1625
01:57:30.279 --> 01:57:33.000
said I didn't like it. It
made me sad, all right, Well,

1626
01:57:33.079 --> 01:57:36.159
I mean not fine, all happen. I'm like, I don't like

1627
01:57:36.199 --> 01:57:39.920
that. I'm so sad, all
right. I was just I was just

1628
01:57:40.039 --> 01:57:45.560
kidding. This was the whole point. This was too good. Everything was

1629
01:57:45.600 --> 01:57:51.119
too I don't like you, dude, It's so funny. Because I was

1630
01:57:51.880 --> 01:57:56.000
this is my second time playing through
it. I never beat it, but

1631
01:57:56.159 --> 01:58:00.680
like I totally the first time I
play through it, I got embarrassingly deep

1632
01:58:00.720 --> 01:58:03.479
into the game before I realized that
you could deepad right on the spells.

1633
01:58:03.760 --> 01:58:06.399
I think I got like seven hours
in before I was like, oh,

1634
01:58:06.479 --> 01:58:12.159
you could fucking wrong reversion of the
spells. Yeah, because to me,

1635
01:58:12.239 --> 01:58:14.079
I was thinking, like why would
I want to use a weaker version of

1636
01:58:14.119 --> 01:58:19.159
the spell Like why would I want
to know? Yeah, obviously, but

1637
01:58:19.239 --> 01:58:24.039
like I just wasn't. But like
my thought was like if it upgrades,

1638
01:58:24.079 --> 01:58:26.239
because you don't get to choose when
to upgrade it, you know what I

1639
01:58:26.279 --> 01:58:29.039
mean, Like it just sort of
upgrades automatically, Like it's like they upgrade

1640
01:58:29.039 --> 01:58:30.840
automatical. And so my assumption was
it would be you also never played the

1641
01:58:30.920 --> 01:58:33.239
original one? Really, so that's
what that makes sense? That's true?

1642
01:58:33.279 --> 01:58:35.640
Yeah, yeah I didn't. I
didn't played much of the original That makes

1643
01:58:35.680 --> 01:58:42.520
it didn't play apparently apparently this entire
it is it should be Wait is it

1644
01:58:42.600 --> 01:58:45.319
not not a piece yet yet?
Like is it? It's like it's gonna

1645
01:58:45.359 --> 01:58:50.560
it's gonna come later, Like it's
on an Xbox and Motigo and it's definitely

1646
01:58:50.560 --> 01:58:55.760
not on its way to Xbox.
That's insane. It's not gonna Xbox.

1647
01:58:55.840 --> 01:59:00.720
Or no, it's not on Xbox. No, so it's only Yeah,

1648
01:59:00.720 --> 01:59:05.520
it's only PC, not Xbox,
but not Xbox. Ok, Xbox.

1649
01:59:05.640 --> 01:59:13.039
Let me see Final P seven remake
Xbox. Uh five months ago? What

1650
01:59:13.119 --> 01:59:16.319
the places? Five? No?
No, I'm not I'll maybe I might

1651
01:59:16.439 --> 01:59:18.479
just buy the Pro. I think
I'm just gonna wait for the Pro.

1652
01:59:18.880 --> 01:59:21.000
Or I don't even know if I
should buy it at all. I just

1653
01:59:21.039 --> 01:59:27.600
don't personally, since your your job
is is is completely you need it obviously.

1654
01:59:28.079 --> 01:59:30.520
Me. I it's just there's not
enough exclusive stuff on there for me

1655
01:59:30.640 --> 01:59:33.239
to want to buy it. Because
I know Spider Man two is gonna come

1656
01:59:33.279 --> 01:59:35.920
on PC eventually. I can wait. You know, I've been waiting,

1657
01:59:36.039 --> 01:59:39.880
and so it will wait patiently.
Yeah, honestly, Like if you don't,

1658
01:59:39.880 --> 01:59:42.640
if you don't know, if you
really don't, if you really don't

1659
01:59:42.680 --> 01:59:45.640
care about waiting, there's no reason
for you to have it. Yeah,

1660
01:59:45.720 --> 01:59:47.960
I'm okay. There's too much ship
out already, bro. I want to

1661
01:59:48.000 --> 01:59:50.800
go back to play balders Gate at
a certain point because there's just still more

1662
01:59:50.840 --> 01:59:55.039
ship to do, and so I'm
kind of like, why am I gonna

1663
01:59:55.079 --> 01:59:59.479
keep buying games and never finished play
through. I'm on my finally fourth play

1664
01:59:59.520 --> 02:00:01.000
through a bald it was gay.
See what I'm saying, Like, it's

1665
02:00:01.039 --> 02:00:04.159
just ending. I've gotten good,
I've gotten bad. I want to try

1666
02:00:04.199 --> 02:00:09.840
to make a monk whole game.
Monks starts sucking really bad at a certain

1667
02:00:09.840 --> 02:00:14.840
point. Yeah, it's it's it's
not viable, fucking bad. It's I'm

1668
02:00:14.920 --> 02:00:16.800
so upset because I really want to
use the monk, because I love how

1669
02:00:16.840 --> 02:00:20.079
they get the sashage. I give
them different elemental punches. I think that's

1670
02:00:20.199 --> 02:00:26.680
so cool. But the monk is
so bad. Yeah, it's so much

1671
02:00:26.840 --> 02:00:30.199
worse than other characters. And I'm
like, damn, dude, fuck I

1672
02:00:30.239 --> 02:00:36.239
wish Lily's asper, Lily's asparagus,
bringing binging pissed dealer back to tank of

1673
02:00:36.319 --> 02:00:40.319
common Caucasian container, the cracker bell
for gays, Donald Trump burping on Dom's

1674
02:00:40.319 --> 02:00:44.680
clit. Super Earth is just regular
Earth with that Israel Max Silhouette as strong

1675
02:00:44.800 --> 02:00:49.960
to take on any dong in Me's
where all all dick belongs? What is

1676
02:00:50.039 --> 02:00:55.079
that? Obviously that's headstrong by trapped
h She picked it on my Pippa.

1677
02:00:55.840 --> 02:00:58.279
I live in Orange County, New
York. Now, fuck you Long Island

1678
02:00:58.520 --> 02:01:10.239
Sweeney showers and sneakers the other day. The image of anybody showering, the

1679
02:01:10.479 --> 02:01:15.479
image of somebody naked with shoes on, is so fucking funny, hid because

1680
02:01:15.520 --> 02:01:17.960
what itause like you think, you
think that you got that many people after

1681
02:01:18.039 --> 02:01:23.039
you that you gotta have sneakers on
in the bathroom, because I feel like

1682
02:01:23.039 --> 02:01:28.760
you'll slip in a shower if you're
wearing sneakers somebody. You get the ones

1683
02:01:28.800 --> 02:01:30.920
that you were at like a job, like at a fast food joint,

1684
02:01:30.119 --> 02:01:34.000
you get the slip so you can
just take off. You can just take

1685
02:01:34.079 --> 02:01:40.319
off on some sprinting in the fucking
rain. Dude, I hasn't throwing my

1686
02:01:40.399 --> 02:01:43.520
sneakers today because like, like I
had, I had a pair of shoes

1687
02:01:43.520 --> 02:01:48.600
that I've had since I'm since I
moved to l A. And the traction

1688
02:01:48.840 --> 02:01:54.159
was is all like you could you
know how like you can slide on socks

1689
02:01:54.880 --> 02:01:58.039
on like a like to do that
with slippers. I could do that with

1690
02:01:58.159 --> 02:02:01.239
my sneakers, And it got so
I was like, I'm gonna die in

1691
02:02:01.359 --> 02:02:04.600
these shoes. I kinda, but
it was so sad. I don't like

1692
02:02:04.680 --> 02:02:10.439
throwing away shoes. So right now, you guys probably don't know this.

1693
02:02:10.600 --> 02:02:13.960
There's a huge thing of beef going
on between J Cole, Kendrick Lamar,

1694
02:02:14.079 --> 02:02:18.119
and Drake because because the feature song, Yeah so, J Cole and Drake

1695
02:02:18.199 --> 02:02:21.520
made a song called First for the
Shooter where they were calling they were calling

1696
02:02:21.680 --> 02:02:26.000
themselves the Big three of like hip
hop. First of all, the fact

1697
02:02:26.039 --> 02:02:30.359
that Drake thought he was gonna call
himself the Big three and one of the

1698
02:02:30.439 --> 02:02:33.640
best rappers ever is insane. Like, I look, I think Drake has

1699
02:02:33.720 --> 02:02:38.359
done a lot of great things and
he's reached a lot of accolades that are

1700
02:02:38.399 --> 02:02:42.279
not the other artists are just not
gonna reach. He's the second biggest argist

1701
02:02:42.800 --> 02:02:45.560
world. You take that, you
take that ship, and you go to

1702
02:02:45.640 --> 02:02:49.000
the bank within. You respect that
you have that right. But for him

1703
02:02:49.119 --> 02:02:56.199
to stand in the conversation of the
greatest artists alive right now and really put

1704
02:02:56.319 --> 02:03:01.239
himself there is insane to me.
Like he makes the most repetitive, boring

1705
02:03:01.399 --> 02:03:05.239
music. He makes like pop level
music in him. He does make pop.

1706
02:03:05.399 --> 02:03:10.319
He does make pop, and he
really and it's really wild that he

1707
02:03:10.399 --> 02:03:13.600
did that. But what happened was
a lot of people going back and between

1708
02:03:13.640 --> 02:03:17.119
the Kendricks camp and Jake Cole's camp, And it's getting fucking really ridiculous,

1709
02:03:17.439 --> 02:03:21.079
because if we're gonna be honest,
I love j Cole. I actually really

1710
02:03:21.119 --> 02:03:24.960
loved Jac's I was just listening to
respect him as an artist. I think

1711
02:03:25.000 --> 02:03:30.359
he's a genius. He's no Kendrick
Lamar when it comes to ability to make

1712
02:03:30.439 --> 02:03:33.960
albums. Kendrick's album making is probably
like the best we've seen in like many

1713
02:03:34.079 --> 02:03:39.520
generations of artists. No, his
his range, the easiest thing, the

1714
02:03:39.640 --> 02:03:43.159
easiest thing, strip a lot of
stuff away, like long story short,

1715
02:03:43.760 --> 02:03:47.439
Kendrick's range, what he can do
with his vocal ability. No, people

1716
02:03:47.479 --> 02:03:50.239
can't touch on. It's it's simple. I don't even I thought even I

1717
02:03:50.279 --> 02:03:55.720
think it's way beyond that. I
think when I said though, just to

1718
02:03:55.920 --> 02:03:59.640
just to like not get all the
way deep into it, just that little

1719
02:03:59.680 --> 02:04:03.000
fact alone enough already separates him from
everybody else. Nobody can do. They

1720
02:04:03.039 --> 02:04:05.680
can't do. People can't Jaco can't
do. What can you can do?

1721
02:04:05.800 --> 02:04:10.039
Like, he just doesn't have that
type of sense And what I guess in

1722
02:04:10.119 --> 02:04:14.439
the sense of like votal strip away
all of the music and just listen to

1723
02:04:14.520 --> 02:04:16.760
how he does stuff, his cadence, his death, his voice, the

1724
02:04:16.840 --> 02:04:19.920
different things that he can do,
the different ranges. He's in so many

1725
02:04:19.960 --> 02:04:24.479
different ranges that people are normally I
can only rap in my range. I

1726
02:04:24.560 --> 02:04:28.079
only have my one where j Cole
has a range, and I think Ja

1727
02:04:28.159 --> 02:04:30.520
Cole can rap multi but he can't. Not he does. I would give

1728
02:04:30.560 --> 02:04:35.439
him that. He sounds the same. Drake is a diverse artist. Drake

1729
02:04:35.600 --> 02:04:40.239
can sing quite well if he wants
to drink, sings better than he raps.

1730
02:04:41.640 --> 02:04:44.920
I think, especially now he doesn't
rap anymore. That's why he doesn't

1731
02:04:45.000 --> 02:04:46.479
rap. It's not rapping when I'm
be honest, I've just I've never liked

1732
02:04:46.560 --> 02:04:51.119
him rapping. I've never read I
don't. I think the only time and

1733
02:04:51.199 --> 02:04:54.720
it's and I see like it's the
ghost shit and we can tell like it's

1734
02:04:54.760 --> 02:04:58.680
definitely written for him, like say, what was that song forever like a

1735
02:04:58.960 --> 02:05:00.680
last name ever? That he didn't
write that ship? But I think that's

1736
02:05:00.680 --> 02:05:03.279
a great I think he sounds good
in that song. Like when he's not

1737
02:05:03.479 --> 02:05:06.720
writing for himself, I think he
sounds good. And then when he clearly

1738
02:05:06.840 --> 02:05:10.159
is putting his own ship together,
I'm like, dude, you you're fuck

1739
02:05:10.239 --> 02:05:14.880
you sucked, dude. I think
I think Drake has this talent because because

1740
02:05:14.960 --> 02:05:16.560
I'm I didn't want to miss I
was, I'm a Drake fan, I

1741
02:05:16.600 --> 02:05:18.760
wasn't to a lot of his musicians, a lot of his albums. I

1742
02:05:18.880 --> 02:05:23.359
think he has his talent in where
he has talent. But I think for

1743
02:05:23.520 --> 02:05:26.720
him to say he's one of the
best ever is insane. I think Kensa

1744
02:05:26.840 --> 02:05:30.079
Lamar one of the best. Watched
them both when it comes to what he's

1745
02:05:30.119 --> 02:05:36.520
created. Butter to have three albums, to have four albums like Damn to

1746
02:05:36.800 --> 02:05:42.560
a Butterfly, Good Kid, Mad
City, to have mister Morales, like

1747
02:05:42.600 --> 02:05:45.119
to have those kinds of albums under
your accolades. Your worst album is looking

1748
02:05:45.199 --> 02:05:49.359
Mad City. That's insane thing to
have as your worst album that I think.

1749
02:05:49.520 --> 02:05:54.039
I think Mad City is better than
Section eight, for example, like

1750
02:05:54.399 --> 02:05:57.079
I think sectually as better. I
think that he's better because it's a come

1751
02:05:57.159 --> 02:05:59.239
up album and he has to go
harder in a lot of the songs.

1752
02:05:59.399 --> 02:06:02.720
But I mean songs, pres elections, the productions, and we could we

1753
02:06:02.760 --> 02:06:06.119
could argue about that, but again, to say this right, it's really

1754
02:06:06.159 --> 02:06:13.640
insane and people and black Twitter's getting
fucking wild. They're saying crazy things to

1755
02:06:13.640 --> 02:06:15.359
each other, and I'm like,
y'all, these are artists. I don't

1756
02:06:15.399 --> 02:06:18.479
know, y'all exist well. People
just clom down people. People think sales

1757
02:06:18.640 --> 02:06:21.760
means that you're the best, and
that's all Drake has. Drake is the

1758
02:06:21.840 --> 02:06:26.399
second biggest artist in the world.
It's it's Taylor Swift and then it's Drake.

1759
02:06:26.800 --> 02:06:30.000
You know what's crazy? For a
while it was actually bad bunny.

1760
02:06:30.960 --> 02:06:33.520
Oh yeah, three years it was
bad money, which is crazy. If

1761
02:06:33.600 --> 02:06:38.359
more people knew English, not me
sorry, spoke Spanish, like say the

1762
02:06:38.439 --> 02:06:41.720
in the in the United States,
he would be number one, untouchable.

1763
02:06:42.680 --> 02:06:45.479
But yeah, a lot of people
all over the world love him because everybody

1764
02:06:45.640 --> 02:06:48.119
likes copying and Spanic culture just like
black culture. Whenever, whenever, whenever

1765
02:06:48.199 --> 02:06:51.000
minorities are doing good, everybody's like, yo, this is lip let's jump

1766
02:06:51.079 --> 02:06:56.239
on this train. Nigga's doing pro
wrestling and stuff all that, but yeah,

1767
02:06:56.279 --> 02:06:58.720
let's get the fuck out of here. Though, did you finish?

1768
02:07:00.000 --> 02:07:04.279
And finished? Was waiting for years, but ire, but I drew.

1769
02:07:04.439 --> 02:07:09.920
I drew a cheese elemental. Damn, it's not bad. You did not

1770
02:07:10.079 --> 02:07:15.039
draw that this quickly. That was
you did not draw that. I was

1771
02:07:15.119 --> 02:07:16.560
gonna say, as a damn,
are you sure you don't want to be

1772
02:07:16.680 --> 02:07:24.640
like a fucking animator with the do
that? But I just believed him because

1773
02:07:24.680 --> 02:07:28.199
I didn't know any better. I'm
just like, well, I mean that

1774
02:07:28.319 --> 02:07:31.760
did that that realistically drawing that took
about that amount of time. But like

1775
02:07:31.960 --> 02:07:39.199
the coloring is yea, coloring takes
time. But because you weren't even moving

1776
02:07:39.279 --> 02:07:46.840
your fucking thing that way, you
were just like tapping and scrolly Like damn,

1777
02:07:46.920 --> 02:07:49.880
Chris, I was literally coloring.
This is like you can see that,

1778
02:07:49.880 --> 02:07:54.079
you can see the process. I'd
be like, why are you doing

1779
02:07:54.119 --> 02:07:55.920
I would be like why are you
doing this? If you could do that,

1780
02:07:56.039 --> 02:07:57.680
like, why are you doing this? Yeah? I was like why

1781
02:07:57.720 --> 02:08:01.600
did you? Like? Why are
you could really create eating stuff? Kickson?

1782
02:08:01.640 --> 02:08:03.199
I can draw very I can.
I can paint like I can.

1783
02:08:03.760 --> 02:08:13.479
There's no profitability in that say,
there's no profitability, but there's a can't.

1784
02:08:15.640 --> 02:08:18.720
Animating is different. Animation is hard. Like I can draw, I

1785
02:08:18.800 --> 02:08:24.399
can't animate that. That's a whole
other level where it's like that's conceptualizing a

1786
02:08:24.520 --> 02:08:28.000
two D that's conceptualizing like a character
in like every possible pose, every from

1787
02:08:28.039 --> 02:08:33.640
every angle. No way, that's
that's tricky. But anyway, where are

1788
02:08:33.640 --> 02:08:35.800
we at. We're rebranding the Stark
Tank as the Spank Tank. Maybe slightly

1789
02:08:35.840 --> 02:08:39.000
above average clip energy just the hard
r Star Coffee. Never made it as

1790
02:08:39.000 --> 02:08:41.600
a straight man, only made it
as a gay man, squealing gay blade,

1791
02:08:41.600 --> 02:08:43.720
gay Blade. I liked to come
on, come on out here,

1792
02:08:43.840 --> 02:08:48.239
you rapist. Uh Vince McMahon.
Uh, my son froze to death in

1793
02:08:48.279 --> 02:08:54.720
the waste of Ohio by going homeless
pain Fox and this is you. Gotta

1794
02:08:54.760 --> 02:08:58.319
look up that quote and the way
he says it to come under your ripe

1795
02:08:58.359 --> 02:09:07.800
best. It's it's crazy, dude, that's real. What do you the

1796
02:09:07.960 --> 02:09:13.680
chat? Huh? It's acount as
wild stupid in the chat. Keep reading

1797
02:09:13.000 --> 02:09:24.760
story. I don't want to see
Derek's reaction. That's crazy. This is

1798
02:09:24.840 --> 02:09:39.520
kind as wild. The away from
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, It's coming

1799
02:09:39.560 --> 02:09:46.199
back many ninety million rogins of ionizing
radiation. You likes, dude, Craig

1800
02:09:46.279 --> 02:09:50.479
the Canadian Chris is my favorite gas
lighter, Derek my favorite misogynist. Sweeney

1801
02:09:50.600 --> 02:09:56.720
is there? I guess uh it's
your boy, Shawney d womp womp man

1802
02:09:56.840 --> 02:10:03.560
ass wamp man ass wump man ass
the again. I don't know Philly.

1803
02:10:05.079 --> 02:10:09.399
Nine k likes, it's crazy.
Nine k likes is wild, for that

1804
02:10:13.039 --> 02:10:15.840
is true. I'm reading your guys'
name. If you guys can't hear it

1805
02:10:15.880 --> 02:10:18.039
over them talking, that's that's not
my I'm reading. Yeah, yeah,

1806
02:10:18.079 --> 02:10:20.439
it's it's not my problem. Don't. I don't want to get a fucking

1807
02:10:20.479 --> 02:10:24.199
complaint. I don't want to get
a complaint. I live in Philly and

1808
02:10:24.199 --> 02:10:24.640
everything. You guys, by the
way, you can talk over that.

1809
02:10:26.560 --> 02:10:31.439
Also, I once on two homeless
guys fucking uh my near my high school.

1810
02:10:31.439 --> 02:10:33.800
If I Chris Raygan had one wish, I'd wish that women could only

1811
02:10:33.800 --> 02:10:37.439
speak by shouting their names like stupid
fucking Pokemon three x O politely informing someone

1812
02:10:37.640 --> 02:10:41.840
that they dropped their cumb while waiting
in line. Excuse me, did you

1813
02:10:41.920 --> 02:10:48.560
drop your cum? Uh? The
homeless cat and the homeless cat that Shane

1814
02:10:48.600 --> 02:10:52.239
Dawson impregnated, slurp and smoking joking
smoking emoticons going like this, uh drip

1815
02:10:52.319 --> 02:10:54.560
and h Lord of homeless drip.
I got my mind set on you by

1816
02:10:54.600 --> 02:10:58.199
George Harrison, I got my boss
foot on you zeus Man milk OPI won't

1817
02:10:58.239 --> 02:11:01.560
you blow me? Jackson Vernon Norwegian
game DEEV Fucking the Homeless, to sleep,

1818
02:11:01.880 --> 02:11:05.199
Kremlin to Gremlin her song and the
Dicks going into the Dick's Dora.

1819
02:11:05.399 --> 02:11:09.800
I'm gonna steal your bones. One
more spoon of cum syrup. Now,

1820
02:11:09.880 --> 02:11:16.000
Oh whoa zoo by Denzel Fury Abby
let Derek read the names, you tireant

1821
02:11:16.439 --> 02:11:22.439
yo. It's me Vladimir Vladimir Vladimir
aovich Putin. I'm going to send even

1822
02:11:22.520 --> 02:11:26.000
Ralph to stabilized Lithuania so I can
take it wage La five eighty three,

1823
02:11:26.119 --> 02:11:30.439
a sad guy from Michigan. Finally, I'd like some cumshots. Maybe one

1824
02:11:30.520 --> 02:11:33.319
with the camera looking up at you. One on the ground when you come

1825
02:11:33.359 --> 02:11:37.640
on your belly. That's wild.
The Peppini Brothers Presents Master Roschi Flow.

1826
02:11:37.680 --> 02:11:41.560
We smoke in Dino caps and flying
nimbuses. You stupid piece of shit,

1827
02:11:43.439 --> 02:11:54.279
Donkerson and like my like my dad
used to say, dig it while you

1828
02:11:54.399 --> 02:12:00.840
can, bitch because the light just
turned motherfucking green. Bye, bitch.

1829
02:12:01.520 --> 02:12:03.920
I don't know what the fuck is
going on. It's stalling. A faulty

1830
02:12:03.920 --> 02:12:05.000
didn't like Chris has had the place
under on repeat. You gotta pay the

1831
02:12:05.000 --> 02:12:09.199
trolls hold to get into the boys
whole gage six Alexander the Gates Bye a

1832
02:12:11.479 --> 02:12:18.560
what the fuck? Wait? Did
I copy this wrong? Yo? His

1833
02:12:18.720 --> 02:12:26.800
delivery on rapist is crazy. It's
crazy. And then he himself it's so

1834
02:12:28.079 --> 02:12:37.920
good dude, Oh man, bye
by a man. Wait wait, this

1835
02:12:37.000 --> 02:12:41.119
is a good name. I like
this name. This is a good name.

1836
02:12:41.159 --> 02:12:43.600
Actually, is it? Uh?
Buy a man, buy a man,

1837
02:12:43.760 --> 02:12:52.319
eat fish he day teach fish man
to a lifetime that it was meant

1838
02:12:52.359 --> 02:13:00.199
to solely swift. It's so stupid. Fuck Patriot for removing the search by

1839
02:13:00.279 --> 02:13:01.720
month option. These cunts will will
do whatever it takes to make the site

1840
02:13:01.760 --> 02:13:05.760
unusable. Suck the dick in your
mouth. No one else can suck it

1841
02:13:05.840 --> 02:13:07.800
for you. Only you can make
it come. No one else, no

1842
02:13:07.880 --> 02:13:13.399
one else can stick to come on
your mouth or whatever. Ah help fuck

1843
02:13:13.880 --> 02:13:18.560
uh the lesbian holding hiding in your
walls. They're coming lots and lots of

1844
02:13:18.600 --> 02:13:22.399
dick and balls. I went homeless
paying Ian Myles Tong to swap the chump

1845
02:13:22.439 --> 02:13:26.960
of casino guy John Strickland. I
miss old Kanye go to the throat.

1846
02:13:28.039 --> 02:13:31.239
Kanye pulls in the whole Kanye Dragon
a dance floor Kanye Merks eighteen eighty nine,

1847
02:13:31.800 --> 02:13:35.840
Call me the third Piggy because I'm
blinked up and ready to get blown.

1848
02:13:37.720 --> 02:13:43.800
Damn good. That's a good one. One. That's actually that's that's

1849
02:13:43.000 --> 02:13:48.720
unironically hilarious. That's pretty good.
The First Turth of Keith David featuring a

1850
02:13:48.800 --> 02:13:56.079
crowd of people gang writing on Chris's
little slutty notebook. The Second Church of

1851
02:13:56.119 --> 02:13:58.680
Keep David featuring being better than first
char Key David pre Rise Blake eight nine

1852
02:13:58.720 --> 02:14:01.239
six a half like half in into
these person named Bitch and Word. Lost

1853
02:14:01.279 --> 02:14:05.319
my job at Coles because they caught
me playing with Annequins Spooms Chris Chris is

1854
02:14:05.359 --> 02:14:07.319
six two stunt double. I've always
wanted to do that. By the way,

1855
02:14:07.439 --> 02:14:11.359
I always wanted to have like a
video where like I've always wanted to

1856
02:14:11.399 --> 02:14:15.600
have a video where like I there's
like an action scene or like some scene

1857
02:14:15.600 --> 02:14:20.680
where like I take a tumble and
it's just like a black guy who's like

1858
02:14:20.319 --> 02:14:26.720
way taller than me in my clothes
for like three or four seconds. Something

1859
02:14:26.840 --> 02:14:31.600
like that happened in I think it
was Cold. I think it was called

1860
02:14:31.880 --> 02:14:33.920
it was one of those spoof movies. It might have been a date movie

1861
02:14:35.520 --> 02:14:41.840
with that redheaded chicken from uh that
pie movie American Pie. And she was

1862
02:14:41.880 --> 02:14:45.119
supposed to like she's on a bike
and then she's supposed to like jump a

1863
02:14:45.199 --> 02:14:48.439
gap or something, and this is
this giant black dude with fucking muscles,

1864
02:14:48.720 --> 02:14:50.720
and I was like, that was
the only funny part of that movie,

1865
02:14:50.760 --> 02:14:54.840
Like literally, yeah, that's literally, that's a classic. That was in

1866
02:14:54.920 --> 02:14:56.760
a naked gun That's in a naked
gun movie, I think as well,

1867
02:14:56.880 --> 02:15:01.279
or something like that. There's also
a fan the commercial. There's a commercial

1868
02:15:01.319 --> 02:15:05.159
with the Jack Jordan where his mom
is like playing basketball with him and his

1869
02:15:05.399 --> 02:15:09.039
oh yeah, black dude dunk his
mom on. It's like, there you

1870
02:15:09.159 --> 02:15:13.960
go, Michael, and this is
like stupid, what the fuck? I

1871
02:15:13.079 --> 02:15:16.880
love that. It's such a simple
joke, but I love that joke.

1872
02:15:16.399 --> 02:15:20.560
Alaskin you what to feel? Trash
Texas tater salad, Chris eating pussy like

1873
02:15:20.560 --> 02:15:24.279
a fat guy at a buffet,
Sue Hulk took on my ass hair as

1874
02:15:24.319 --> 02:15:28.760
Nicky Ziggy, I want to test
Chris's dyslexia Ginger, My piss is thick

1875
02:15:28.880 --> 02:15:33.239
like gas station slushy, and Lily
chugs it. The script for nine to

1876
02:15:33.239 --> 02:15:39.119
eleven, the script Wicked nine nine
Sorry Miss Jackson, badly Brave Hugger,

1877
02:15:39.159 --> 02:15:41.399
Derek duck Hunt, the vegan Necromanser
I got consent Eightiurian bridget In Punter melfis

1878
02:15:41.479 --> 02:15:45.600
one, finally rehabilitated and back in
the saddle with two functioning hands, and

1879
02:15:45.760 --> 02:15:52.199
is always rounding out our list.
Is the King of Haphazard the book King.

1880
02:15:52.640 --> 02:15:56.159
Well, gee, Brina, we
gotta get out of here before the

1881
02:15:56.439 --> 02:16:01.880
Then we're just gonna up by