Come on out, you write this, there are chairman the hey look,
and it's crazy. I really thought when I was when I was younger,
I thought cheese doodles were like I thought those were the prime time one.
Oh, Like I thought those were the like that was the main cheese puff
snack. I actually did too, because that's what that's what my family and
most Yeah, so they didn't give you the real ship, no, And
I remember seeing Cheetos and being like, what is this ripoff ship? I
knew that Cheetos looked nicer like Chetos came in like a box, like a
bag I had like blues and oranges on it, and these doodles came into
the oats bags and I was just like, yeah, it's one of the
few shitty things that I'll still eat. Every once in a while, I'll
just grab a bag of Cheeto puffs and kind of because they kind of mel
kind of melting your mouth a little bit too, which is kind of nice.
It's like air almost. Ye, It's it's strange. They're really good,
but like, dude, cheese doodles. I had cheese doodles somewhat recently,
like in the last couple of months because like, I saw a bag
of them and I was like, Yo, what the fuck? And I
have to say, I don't know what the fuck they put in that specifically
that they don't put in in Cheetos puffs, but it's something. I think
it's MSG or something or something. It's like crack geese. Good. You
can probably eat like eighty bags of those before you started, before you started
to realize talking about you only have tortilla chips. Oh, there's a misnor
too. There it is, but how much it's not it's almost at the
it's almost at the very end of the uh of the of the list,
so there isn't much of it in there opposed to dude. Yeah, it's
like it's the first. It's the first, it's it's a MSG, it's
MSG, then rice, then matter, then matter. Then it's like cheese,
maybe cheese mad maybe leftover cheese enzymes or something kind of. Oh man,
Hey, everybody, Hey, everybody, welcome, Welcome to the Stark
Tank Podcast. It's you, it's your boys, It's it's April. It's
April. That means in the middle of the month, we're all gonna get
ravaged, some of us more than others, not a few anti government.
We're gonna hold out till we go to prison. Baby, Yeah, already
paid, bro, You are a fucking you are a boot liquor. I
am someone that does not want to go to jail. You are you paid?
That's Uncle Sam like simping right there. It's not Sam sipping. I
don't want to pay those motherfuckers. I don't want to give them my money.
Anybody don't want to get money home. One day I pay them and
they're like, you know what, Kingston, because you paid, We're actually
gonna use this money to help you. We're not gonna say simple thing,
and I'm not. I'm hoping for a better day, but I know reality.
If I do Eagle Scout ship, maybe one day she'll notice me and
like, nah, man, she never gonna notice you. She never gonna
notice you. Gotta take her. You got you gotta take her. I'm
there, black men, and I'm I'm teaching kids how to force themselves on
people. Let's go. Let's that's that's all you gotta That's all you gotta
know. Anyway, It's yeah, it's April. Not much happened as far
as I know. I'm sure that means tomorrow the King of America will die.
Whoever that is King of America? Who do you think the King of
America is? Who do you think the king of America? Who's American?
John Stamos? I don't know, John, the Greek guy, the guy
who likes that is so little, He mattered so little today, it's crazy.
I haven't seen him in a long I don't know what he does it.
He looks damn near the same. Dude, he looks great. He
doesn't. He looks the same. No, he shows no shot. He
looks great. I'm sure he still looks Chris, he looks damn near the
same. He's aged very well. Was the last time he saw him?
When was the last time he saw him? Maybe twenty twenty nineteen, that's
five years been at that age. He does look he looks very same.
He looks good for his age. He looks he's still look good because he
looks for that syndication money. It's it's a lot of aid because there's some
there's some celebs that have all the money in the world, but they still
look like, you know, just a pilot of dirt because they're just they
don't care. Falling apart genetically well, they don't have good genetics. They
also but no, no, but you have to also know no, but
you have to also know that. Like there are certain celebrities right right right,
Yeah, it's like it's it's a couple. It's like the it's like
the the person who has the genetic disposition to build muscle and they're also taking
steroids, like you know, they look at me like it's not just it's
like a combination. Like that motherfucker has both. He has the he's he's
built to be a wall and he's taking that. What I'm saying is like,
like, uh, who's a who's a rich celebrity who looks like ship
me an example? Most No, like I need like somebody ship like I
looks. But he also looks old, like he looks like George Lopez,
very old. George Lopez never looked good though. I didn't have to decent,
did He's his studs always that he always had a bro I a guy
forever. Let me, Okay, I don't remember when he wasn't I don't
remember him when he wasn't old though, because like he's like a decent fella,
like when he's younger. I mean everybody. Yeah, I think so,
you know, like, you can't possibly be a person who says somebody
else doesn't look decent. That's ridiculous. Come on, I don't think he
looks decent. Look you, what is what what's your scale of decent?
He's kind of like, what is what is your scale of decent? Exactly?
My skill, My skill is like, who's a decent looking person?
Like something? Guy like he's looking guy like, he's like very like middle
of the road looking guy. He's not middle Kevin Handsome. I think Kevin
hard. I think he's not every middle of the road looking guy. If
he didn't have any money or muscles, I feel like you'd be like,
yeah, that's definitely just an average dude. Yeah, he has. He
has. When he he actually got into the car accident, he got hurt
really bad. Before that, he was sucking a wall. He was for
some of his car. He was a wall, maybe like a twenty COVID.
I don't like that really bad car. Oh that's a really bad car.
Like was it was like with Walmart? It was like a Walmart truck
or someone. It sounds like it was really bad for some reason. Why
do I remember it being funny. Why do I remember the situation being funny?
You're looking who got into a car? I think I think there was
like a into a really bad car accident, like he almost died, dude.
Oh whatever, I don't know why. I think it's a Walmart truck.
Kevin Hart, uh regless driving cause crash ken. Maybe I'm making I
swear it had to do with Walmart or something. I don't care, it
doesn't matter. Kevin Hart crashed into a Walmart. Kevin through a Walmart in
like a fucking Kia Soul just like like I like, yeah, it's a
small car. He's going he's going seventy five miles per hour through the Walmart.
You're like, what the ship? What you had to drive like a
car that depends on your size, So like he had to have like one
of those Fiat cars, like one of those little tiny Italian cars or whatever
everybody being comfortable cars. Yeah good, Yeah, and then for a ship
on wheels like I had to give him like like the Titanic and then put
wheels on it. It's sometimes and I get mad, I'm like, why
are you that size? Dude? It is kind of said. Even more
is that he was the He was the perfect athlete, and he just really
didn't take care of himself and it makes me so sad. Oh no,
he loved Big Max, that was his thing. But like Big Max,
he didn't exercise well. He was also granted he was also like unstoppable,
but yeah, a perfect imagine if you were you know he was. He
was a perfect basketball player probably, yeah, I was. He was.
He was so not built. Most people built like him don't play basketball.
That's why it's so funny because there's a lot of people built like him that
just go play NFL. They play football, and those people were ummies,
but they've been brainshed as kids. Yeah. True, that's the thing.
The biggest shack maybe not height wise because he was like seven to one or
something, but like the frame wise, there's a bunch of monsters playing American
football and if they he played, fucking yeah he is. It's fun The
thing is that he was too, that's the thing he was. He was
big like that, but he was fast, right, And I'm wrong what
I'm saying about these these football people, they're just brainwash. They're stupid.
They s play basketball, made way more money and no one could literally how
people go back, he's probably he's probably in his mid fifties right now.
He was that give me against guess, Kingson, what's your guess? He's
like forty get up seven forty seven. I would say, no, I
haven't. I didn't, I didn't press click. Okay, okay, I
would say okay, I said mid fifties. I would just say he's fifty
one perfect, Charla's fifty two. But I mean, okay, that's pretty,
that's pretty on the money. Yeah, okay. For a long time
then Holy Ship, Well yeah, yes, because he was he was already
playing a lot before Kobe got in the league, Like he was doing a
lot with the Orlando He was playing with Barkley and them. Yeah forgot,
he was playing with Penny. He was playing with Petty Hardaway in fucking fifty
two years. Fifty two years is a long time for a tall person to
live. So yeah, he really no real ship. He got himself in
shape, though, he because he was in he was in bad steps for
a while. He was like very whole heavy set, very like unhealthy and
and like roading out. Wouldn't you he did what he did. I don't
know how he didn't right now he started just exercising crazy amounts. No,
he's kind of he's kind of jacked right now. He's he's been he's not
kind of. Bro what I mean is huge just working out when you're in
your fifties and you're just kind of work that's not how it works. Right
Like, he's definitely diminished, he's taking he's definitely a test and ship like
that. That's one hundred maybe not Roy. We've got you know, we've
gotten to a place now I'm in the bodybuild the industry where they don't consider
taking, uh, testosterone unnatural. So people will say that they're now natty,
they're natural and just be like, I'm only taking testosterone, which like
TRT has always been. No, You're you're taking something that your body is
not producing itself. So that's at that point that that's such a ridiculous and
that's like saying like, oh well, yeah, that's that's basically that that
argument is like, that's like a joke argument that I would make to get
out of something that I know I did wrong, you know what I mean,
Like it's just like, well, everything's everything's technically natural because it comes
from the planet in some way. We didn't just create fucking plastic. We
put a bunch of natural things together to make plastic, So plastics natural.
What are you talking about? That's past, that's ridiculous. That is funny,
that that's technically anything that says natural food, that is literally the criteria
because like you don't know what natural means. It could literally be they're gonna
be shipping your food and leg shi it's natural. What do you, dude?
There is there is. It's so just it is so disheartening to learn
how there you really cannot You couldn't if you tried, probably get pure organic,
untouched, unfucked with food anywhere, probably at all, like even in
America. Definitely not in America, like America, No, dude, there's
no way, no. What I'm saying is like even on even on like
deserted fucking like even on deserted fucking islands, the fruit that grows is still
our like ancient genetically modified ship like. But like the genetically or modified bananas
that we grow, and the genetically modified like fruit that we grow grows in
those untouched areas somehow, I don't know what the fuck. I guess it's
because we've done it for something it's not. It's not somehow. It's not
a somehow. Thing is that we traded people to get that ship. So
that's and then it grows. It's I think if you go certain places you
could like, but it's like not, it's not like a comp Like maybe
if you go somewhere deep in the congo where like most of your fucking neighbors
are jaguars, maybe you could find truly organic shit like there may maybe,
but the fact that that's a maybe is crazy. And also like there's plastic
in the rain that's getting in all of our field. Plastic. Yeah,
they got plastic, and they're not escaping the plastic in the rain, that's
for sure. They're not fucking they're not getting away from that thing. So
plastic, Like we're gonna evolve in a plastic monsters in like a thousand years
or something. There's rain. That shit's depressing, bro, It really is
fucking scary. Anyway. We just need a solid We need a solid two
years of no humans on the planet, and then we come back and we'd
be like what happened. No, we we live for two years, it
will be bad. We need ten years out of here. Nah, dude,
I feel like even even a year of us not being here with none
of us are missions, we'd come back, a planet would be No,
dude, that's it's proven. First of all, nature would invade the fuck
out every Wait, none of they've there's there's studies that have been done that
like what you call like if humans didn't exist for X amount of time If
you don't watch stuff like that, obviously, but like on the Discovery Channel,
they're like, yeah, like humans disappearing for like X amount of time
and obviously it's a it's an assumption. Okay, first of hold on,
you're you're citing the Discovery Channel. I want you to understand this. You
implied that I was stupid for not citing the Discovery Channel. Wild. Discovery
Channel often has there's often has factual things like I'm not I'm not exciting and
alien I'm citing like real shit, it's YEA said, It's like it's it's
like one of those things. It's like they're there are oh, there are
studies and it's like, yeah, there's study Like I remember when I was
a kid hearing that like by today in twenty twenty four, New York would
be underwater. That was like true in two thousand and two, and it's
like, well, obviously not so like things can be wrong, Like okay,
I'm thinking of it like this, right, Chris thinking like this.
People have to mow their lawns every day, right, yeah, yeah,
obviously right. I understand. I understand what you're saying. I understand what
you're saying. What I'm saying is what I'm saying specifically, is the time
it would take for all of the plastic and all the bullshit that's already here
to its way. It's way longer than just two years or like a year,
and it wouldn't really like it would the planet would be in way better
shape without us for like a year or two for sure, but it would
still be fun. Most it would be buried, That's what it really like.
A lot of it would sink to the in the oceans, and then
a lot of it that's in everywhere on the ground it will be buried,
and then the you know, it won't start getting absorbed back into the sky
and all the ship for it to be rained, so it would do It's
just like a lot of things that are old and layered, like in permafrost
and all this stuff there's a lot of things that we don't know about that,
unfortunately, because of global warming, are being unnerethed. And I really
don't like about that. I really don't. It's cool there's gonna be some
drugger coming out and like start just fucking killing everybody, Derek right now,
right now, I want to be series out if a drowger burst it into
your house, right, and it's not it's not an ancient order so it
can't shout, but it's a drowger. Do you think you can defeat a
drowger in a fight? No? Why? Because if it? If it?
First of all, like you need a torso is so important to really
fight somebody, like to really have an intact because that's the target, that
is the target area. It is so hard to hit people with that thing
missing, Like if there's just like bones or something, and then now you're
gonna try to like what tackle it or it's it's just the idea of even
trying to fight something like that just seems so impossible and so scary than just
fighting a regular person that I probably wouldn't even try. I don't even think
I even try. What makes me more scared, right, is that,
like it's missing all its muscles, but it's like swinging stuff around and moving,
So like, how strong is it? It's gonna be powered by magic
or something? Right, so is it gonna be like is it gonna hit
me across the room and I'll be like, holy ship? Also, they
wouldn't even wouldn't even fingers, so it can just stab me. Would like,
what do you do? You run out? Do you just get do
you evade it and get out the house and run away? I would try
my best to try to evade it. Hopefully they're slow. I imagine they
would have to be slow, and then I'll just run away. What about
what about them breaking the rules? It's so far and everything else with them
have to be slow because it's like magic has its limitations too. It's like
you know, I'm seeing the limitation is it can't move quick. It can
stand and walk around and carry heavy, but also it super speed is all
just too much, too much? That drag listen that dragger. That dragger
is anime it on ones. He's like he moves around like a he he
moves around like a fucking like a smiling friend's character. Like it's it's he's
fastid did you watch that episode? Of course I watched it, dude.
It's such a perfect it's good. It's just it's one episode, but like,
dude, it's it's I'm not gonna talk about it because you guys can
just watch. But it's like, it's it's about it. It's about an
outdated like p S one mascot platform or character, and the animation on it
is so so good. Yeah, it looks like but yeah, dude,
I I don't know. I don't know. If the Drugger, I think
I could not be the Drugger. You could not be a Drugger. If
you if you can take its head off, then you can beat it,
right, Why would you? Why would you be able to take its head
off? Because it's connected by magic? Because I know that's the thing.
Right, Well, the the dragon Born does it right, but he's so
plot armored. I don't know. Also, you're not a dragon board you
are. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking right, I'm thinking,
like genuinely right, The dragon Born is a regular guy until he absorbs his
first dragon pretty much. Then he's like then it's different from that moment on.
I actually don't is that true? Uh? I mean pretty much.
It's not confirmed. But as far as him being able to do actual supernatural
things, uh, but we don't know how, like say, capable.
So here's the thing. Let's just assume it's a regular person though I'm sure
they they had combat experience beforehand. At least. The thing is Kingston.
You don't, I know, I know, so trying it makes you think
you can can be sisty. I can be a seisty fellow. They don't
have eyes either, right, No, they have eyes right well, they
have to. I know they can see me, Chris, and can see
me. I want if I can blind them. That's the thing. Probably
he thinks, talk to me drown blind, dude, Yeah, you're gonna
blind. I want to. I really want to. I really want to
dive into this. I really want to go crazy, Kingson. I really
want to dive into this because I'm so cute. What you just said is
so inspiring to me. He he you know he can see you. You
know he can see you. And you also know he doesn't have eyes.
I don't know you have eyes or not. That's the thing. They I
don't know if they don't. I think some of them have eyes. I
think have eyes. I think some have eyes, actually gonna have slowy things
that are as their eyes, but they're not eyes. Are they, like
you see, the only thing they have you blind? So at least the
ones that we're talking about, I don't think they typically have eyes. They
or like maybe they'll have their rot the eyes. They have optical lights pretty
much like I feel like anything that any nothing would work. Nothing else of
them work, so why would why would their eyes work? So they're technically
even if they had actual physical eyes, they don't work. They're not doing
what they normally would do. What the fuck? How do you beat a
drugger? Dude? Don't you afford it? You afford scary? Do you
think so get away from a drogger is worse? Do you think running fighting
a dog or fighting a farmer is worse? I feel like fighting a farmer
is scarier because farmers are so disgusting they look scarier. I feel like,
try to whoop its ass. It's intact. I know it can bleed,
like I kind of understand that it's a creature that needs to be destroyed.
If I saw something undead, I wouldn't want to fuck with it. I
just can't that's just too it's too like I don't want to fight something undead.
The best you can hope for that is truly sincerely. Uh you would
you would have to be you'd have to treat an undead creature like that like
you would radioactive material, like you'd have to like bury it in like a
really deep hole with like a really impenetrable like cement or lead or something like
it. You have to understand that it will always be alive or always be
active, but you have to just put it in a place where it can't
harm anybody or or it doesn't matter that it's alive. You know what I
mean to do to it? You know how? You know how crazy it
is to bury something in a coffin filled with cement and then put cement over
the coffin so the thing is just in their stuck. That's what they did.
That's what they did to the people in Chernobyl. Actually, like people
who died in Chernobyl because their bodies were so radioactive, they buried them in
a coffin something it okay, it was a lead coffin. They buried the
lead coffin in cement, and then they covered that cement with more lead,
because it's crazy shit, that's how that's happened. It was at that moment
your body wouldn't even look like at that moment, I felt like you would
just dissipate as a creature. They'd be like, ah, you just turned
into fucking sparkles, like you got killed by fucking Gojeta or some shit.
You know, you turn into sparkles because you're so arrayed. You got so
much extra radiation. Dude, there's so much that they heat your cells are
doing. You know, I thought you would just fall apart. So it
says your safety toward Chernobyl. Would you do it? No? No,
I have no curiosity. Yeah, I don't trust it, even though they
say it's saved. I'm like, I don't care. I don't trust the
Russian government. Yeah, it's fun you come here. Yeah, I would
do it if I had to shoot, if I had a shoot in a
Geiger counter. So I just know for myself that I'm saved, You know
what I mean that I would do it. Yeah, I don't think I
would do if I trust the suit entirely. I feel like the suit in
and of itself is like the suit looks so damn silly and so damn dumb
and silly and dumb that like part of me doesn't believe that it really works
that much. I feel like it works a little bit, Like it probably
does work a little bit. That's why, like I would go with one
and have my Geiger counter so then I feel safe. But then if it
gets to a certain level where I know, like this is clearly the suit
camp protect me, I would just go in the other direction. I would
do. That's the one condition I do. Let me ask you something,
if could would you invest Let's say, let's say for let's say hypothetically,
this is only ten dollars, but it works really, really well. It's
not like a cheap It's not like a stud fighter you get at home depot
for five dollars and it's a piece of shit and you have to get a
new one. You let's say you install a Geiger counter in your apartment almost
like a almost like a smoke alarm, Yeah, just to have it.
And you have it in your apartment for like a couple just a couple of
years, and it doesn't do anything, and then one day it's just like
it clicks like a million times in an hour and then it stops. How
do you feel in that moment? Well, I would probably be like I
should say my goodbyes, like if that either that was a major malfunction or
we just got hit with the flash of radiation that was so strong that I'm
dead really soon, like that really fast. So I'm either way, I'm
gonna just say goodbyes. Hey, I might disintegrate like really soon, So
I'm just gonna let you guys know that scares about That's the thing that scares
me about Geiger Counters is that, like I would love to have one,
just because I feel like it's such a cool thing to own. There's something
about that that's so sick. But I feel like if I turned it on
and it started making any noise whatsoever, I would be so scared. Blows
up and you're like, oh, man, man one here for one hundred
bucks. It's pretty nice digital GEU give me. I want the one with
the little dial. Yeah, and then like make sure it makes the fucking
noise too. It needs to make that noise. Yeah. If it's not
making I don't want that ship you You can't like just g one Geiger Counters,
right, Yeah, album, there's no problem Geiger counter, I was
telling Geg kind of wrong this entire time I put I put in O G.
Geiger. I don't know why I did that, Like what the and
then when I as soon as I erased Geiger or just the g e,
then the the rapper O T. Genesis came up. Do you guys remember
that? You remember that guy? Do you remember that? I'm in love
with the Coco guy, the coke go I got it. He probably isn't
dead. What happened to this dude? And sold? Uh? James Glass
nigga? Huh? James right? Uh? I don't know who. Isn't
that Trinidad James that made that song? No, isn't that a different person?
I think it is it's him. I don't know who that James is.
I'm saying, O T. Genesis Man Genesis, he's probably dead.
Crazy. Yeah, Okay, go ahead. I hope the first question is
about Genesis. What happened to him? It's not We're starting We're starting simple
with our first question today. A large Mexican guy who works at Starbucks road
in. He says, what's up comeboy, semen Man and Spunker. What's
the best Mexican food and why it's a lot of good ones. But the
best Mexican food that is a little burritos. Man, I see, my
favorite is a Chimmy chants at just a fried burritos. Yeah, Chimmy,
Like when you fry, I mean frying anything is fucking excellent. So you
fry a tortilla, you wrap it and you know, you wrap, put
some ship in it, and you fry it. God damn a chimmy Chiman.
Then if burritos, man, I love burritos. They're so fucking good.
Some nice some nice chicken, you know, some nice swell season chicken,
like a nice and juicy some. I had a mole chicken burrito at
a cigar lounge in l A a couple of years ago, and I haven't
stopped thinking about it. And well, I don't like, I didn't think.
I'm not a big fan of it. No. The thing for me,
I don't even well, that's the thing. I don't even know if
it was the mole. I don't know if it was just the the rest
of what he you know what I mean, Like it could be any number
of things. But whatever it was, that combination of mole and and the
type of chicken you using and how good the chicken was, and like all
the rest of the ship on it, the exact tortilla and how fresh it
was. It was just such a perfect fucking Brita that I was like,
I can't believe how good this is. I didn't know what molet was.
I didn't know anything to do with chocolate. If I knew, I probably
wouldn't have ordered it. You wouldn't even like freaked me. Yeah, but
it didn't taste like I didn't taste chocolate at all. Like it didn't Yeah,
yeah, it didn't have chocolate taste with a chocolate detexture. Yeah,
chocolate for sure. I just don't like. I guess I've never had one
that I liked. Yeah, I've never had one that I'm like, oh,
yeah, that's fair. I want to come back for this. I've
never had to prepare Molet for me very well, but I've had Moley things
that are good. Like, I don't know anybody I don't know about to
prepare molet really, so I'm like, yeah, fuck man, Yeah,
nice Timmy Changa. Maybe with Carnita's. I think it's something. Man,
pork is fucking dangerous. Man, it'shi. It's so good. I don't
like pork very much. Man, oh, I don't know it's possible.
I don't know up eating it though. That's the thing that's dude, there's
nothing. Little Carnita's burrito is so god damn it. I think bacon's delicious.
Yeah, of course. I mean I think like and I think and
I think like, yeah, so you do like pork, but you're just
not like a pulled porky. I'm not a pork lover. Like, I
don't like I won't choose pork, uh not, rather a burger. Rather,
it's like just crowned beef. Chicken always everything though, always chicken chicken.
Like to me, chicken is when it comes to a burrito, chickens,
I'm usually like I say that even though I have a chicken brito in
my fridge right now, like that chicken britos every time. But man,
I just you can't get chicken. I do sometimes and I get look they
give you looks, people looks. If you get chicken, that's crazy.
You got it backwards, like toyotacos or common and you feel like I know
no one that you eats some other always on the menu, you always get
the menu is always like everything, It's like always everything that's different. And
then with a burrito is usually more red meats. Thing you can get chicken,
but that's usually not a chicken. I feel like I've never went to
a Mexican place that I've been like, because when you go to a Mexican
place, it's like burritos, uh, tacos? Uh so what else?
Usually bridos and it's like that right there, and then it has all of
the meats. It gives you like all like whatever, I got five six
kinds of meats, order whichever you want with whatever, Like if you get
if you get a chicken THRT, people are gonna be what the fuck are
you doing? Obviously then, but no, no one eats this ever.
But usually when it comes to tacos, like every time anyone Lily's family and
all of them, yeah, I'm like, can I get chicken tacos?
And they're like what eating chicken tacos? And I'm like, yeah, I
prefer chicken tacos. I'd on everything that experience you're you're extrapolating. I think
I feel like you're you're taking Lily's family and her weird fucking family and all
of my Mexicans, all of my Mexican friends, none of them they eat
it's tacos. It's usually KNA for topacos that particular, it's default. But
like it's like, say, there's when I lived in La Particularly, I
know they exist. The amount of the amount of street tacos they're around,
Like my area by a Manchester and Western, there was like, uh,
just buses not buses, what do you call those things? That the trucks,
And then there was just people standing on corners and ship doing some guy
like that clearly didn't have any type of license, just cooking outside of his
house and he was just and a lot of them were just street you know,
there's strictly tacos, like just straight up Mexican were like straight up Mexicans
don't even funk with burritos, Like youn go to like a tacos al gordo
and they don't even have burritos or anything else. And I'm like, damn,
but like they'll they'll have more of the meats, but like they will,
they're not gonna spit on you if you get some fucking chicken. But
uh, I guess, like I said, I love a chicken burrito.
But most of the time, whenever I go to Mexican spot, they don't.
The chicken is usually made for not like it'll be like this boiled marinated
chicken that you put another stuff. It's good, but it's really stringy,
dude. It's like, it's not my favorite type of chicken. That's why
I'll sparingly get like a grilled chicken thing. When it's done cut up chicken
and then it's fucking you know, all panned out and ship like like you
ever have Del Taco chicken usually, yeah, like if you ever had like
a grilled chicken from Del Taco, Like when they prepare it that way,
that should like there's a Robertos up the street and they prepare it that way.
It's fucking amazing. It's amazing Tacos. I'd neither die. I'd rather
get my mask whooped they need don't Taco. I hate that plate. Den'll
Taco has good chicken. I I would de Tacos. That's fine. If
you refuse it, you're just missing out because they actually have a really good
Probably you probably have a good Del Taco because the Del Taco around the co
from my place is derelict. Might as well be Chernobyl to be fair,
there was I used to work at this warehouse where I would just unload Grandfather
trucks for like eight hours, Grandfather clocks for like eight hours. Was fucking
hell, and the only thing that was like Grandfather truck, Grandfather tr dude,
it was a bunch of J. C. Penny warehouse And then yeah,
we took trucks out of one giant. That's so stupid, so fucking
stupid, but Russian dollah. There was a there was a Del Taco that
was the only place around the warehouse, and that that was I was always
a taco bell guy, so I didn't really I was like, fuck it,
I'll go to Del Taco's right here. I think they poison their food
because it tastes like ship, and so it made me even It took even
longer for me to warm up to Del Taco because of that fucking place where
there beans taste like piss, like there's pissing them or something. And I'm
a bean and cheese burrito guy, and I'm like, what the fuck did
you do to your beans? You just need to put fucking salt in them
and ship and they just like pissing in them, I guess. And uh,
but pretty much most of my go to now they got good fucking fries,
and I guarantee you you would like, well maybe not at your location,
but their fucking chicken is actually excellent, surprisingly good. It's surprisingly this
is really good. I'm shocked how good it is. I'm conflicted about tacos
in general because I don't like the tortilla that it comes on, and I
don't like the way it's prepared. But I like the meat that comes with
them. I like the meat that comes with burritos. Yeah, I'm not
really like big on the corn tortia's I feel you. And also the fact
that they're like these tiny like the fact that they're a tiny little tacos tortillas.
Yeah, I'm just like, what the fuck is this? Like?
Uh, and it's and it's and all the time, like every time I've
been to a place, it's like like the tortilla is like kind of the
tortillas almost say I'm exaggerating maybe a little bit, but it's it's almost it
feels like it's almost fucking freezing or like it's almost like not that it's stale,
but I think it's a texture of like the corn tortillas that bothers me,
or I'm like, I don't I don't like it at all, but
they're they're not. I don't know, I gotta check it. Almost of
the time. I agree with you a lot of times, though, especially
when it comes to those corn tatillas for the tacos, where they'll be they're
already been prepared and then they'll just warm them up for a few seconds and
it doesn't have like when you have a burrito in the way that flower tortillas
cook and how they'll brown a little bit and they'll be a little bit crispy
where a flower tortilla is. I'll take a flower tortia over cornch artia any
fucking day, ever, forever, for all eternity. As a matter of
fact, I would prefer them to make small flower tortillas for fucking tacos.
That would be phenomenal. That'll be liker Like. Corn tortillas are better when
they're heated up, But the thing is that they break a lot. They
break fucking easily as shit in general, So it just depends on what I'm
eating, right, Like, I think flowers totias are better just for for
like rolling things everything like there's better. I don't think they taste better.
I don't. I think they taste better like a lot. I think it
is. I think it can tastes so much better that it's it tastes so
much better that it's wild. Actually, like I I can't even believe that
they're even considered the same type of object. I think that I think that
I think that flower is better for putting stuff in because flour is just more
malleable. So they just taste better better, like I love I think better
flower chips, like like the tortilla chips. But it's just that it won't
work that way. But then you're gonna fry and it's gonna be likes consistent.
It's flower chips don't taste you can't by themselves don't taste good anyway.
Yeah, chips by themselves don't taste good either. Oh yeah, don't have
good tortilla chips. I don't know any mad man. The only tortilla chips
that all even eat eat them. I won't eat them exclusively by themselves,
but some of them taste. They're pretty decent, taste a nice little salty
text. They're okay, because they like they're salted, they're salty. I'm
not eating I'm not just tortillas. That's like, if some of them have,
they taste pretty decently. They're too decent. Yeah, because there's stuff
on them. I can eat a tortilla, flower tortilla with nothing. We
put them on the stove. We put them on the stove, warm them
up, get them on nice and crispy, and just eat the funk out.
When some people put butter on them. But I don't eve any butter.
I have absolutely by itself and ate and eating it for sure. Absolutely.
I I could see people doing that, but I have some of them
like I have the most bland taste buds. That's like, I just like
rice. I love rice. I'll just eat rice by itself. Sometimes I
don't want anything with it because I just want to bland taste. And I
would eat a tortilla by itself, fault myself. That's kind of so weird
a line. Why is that you're lying? It feels weird. Tortillas needs
something in them, coming from a person that eats rice that has no fucking
flavor. Sometimes rice is good, bro because rice has flavor. It's a
very very weak flavor. You're just tasting the ship on your tongue like you've
had. I feel like case you were born with COVID and you can't taste
correctly. I'm not my sense I like things. Also, that's also like,
but that's what I'm saying though, it's like, but that's what tortilla
is kind of. It's not about a heat tortilla. It's a flower tortilla,
like the ones that you would get for for like case it is and
stuff like those. There's a similar blandness in that flower uh tortilla that there
is in rice, plain rice, or like any other land well, I
mean the fact, the fact that you can't taste that is why I'm I'm
suggesting that you were born with COVID and you were born incorrect, because it's
really because the thing is, I have a tortilla, right, I'm like,
oh, this, this plain tortilla is not going to be as great
unless I put like something in it. I'll put something and very rice is
better with stuff in it. But it doesn't mean that rice with not By
the way, is it also good sometimes? Right? Not always? I
guess you're right, not always, I guess you could theoretically ship diarrhea into
the rice and it would be worse off. You are correct, but I
do think generally you can make good rice and beans, bean sauce, like
some like what is it, someo and cilantro and and some red kidney beans
and some good sauce and like some some all all the adobo maybe a little
bit a little bit, and then you put it in the rice and you
get some really good beans and good sauce with the rice, and it would
be way better than just plain rice. But plain rice is still very good.
And that's what I'm saying. But I've never think of plain tortilla is
good. I was like, but you can understand how subjective that is using
me, But what's it is? It is subjective. It's ultimately taste but
extremely it's confusing. But you're in a subjective sense though. But because I
feel like side of a tortilla, people do that all the time, bro,
like they I feel like I've done that with my Mexican step sisters.
We would fucking heat up tortillas on the fire and eat the fucking tortillas because
they're good. You've got weird relatives, you have fucking ones that are I
don't know what they're doing where they think chicken tacos are weird, like putting
toyo and them none of them eat it, none of them. They're weird
because the taste buds hold on, hold on. Their taste buds are all
funed up because they all probably drink piss. That's probably part of it.
It's a whole family tradition where they all drink piss. There. They're more
like they like bead They're like more they like beadia. They're more eating.
They're like they're like they like beef people. And I'm like not, I'm
not a red meat person more than I am a chicken person. I always
just over everything else. But like you're you're you're a little bit You're a
little bit fucked up too, though, because you're your bland rice thing.
Look it, man, you can eat bland rice all you want, but
to me a little bit of salt on because I'm a guy. Well,
I have a little bit of seasoned salt like you to. And it's fucking
see. I don't like doing that. I actually don't like taming the rice
while it's being made because when you add certain things, you add seasoning two
while you're cooking will change the way it's cooked. People don't notice this.
It's like smash burgers. There's a way that you want to cook smash burgers
instead of what I normally people do with the meat is season the meat all
in there and then cook your burger. When you're making smash burgers, particularly
so it can cook a specific way, you don't want to season it all
the way through. It's if you gotta these little things, you gotta learn
and so you can just cook things in a specific way so people like water
so it doesn't clump. That's the reason why you do it. You don't
heavily salt it. But you don't have a bit with my rice clumping.
I don't. I'm not a fucking retard. I don't know know, But
that's how you. That's how you. That's how people. You don't oversh
it. People usually oversh it. It clumps and then all of a sudden
it gets sticky and clumpy because they washed it for two fucking long before they
started boiling it. It's just like, it's simple little things that just rinse
it real quick, make sure your fucking temperature is good, or get a
rice cooker that she usually fix everything. But like, I don't get clumpy,
soggy, fucking gross rice. Man, My rice is awesome. And
luckily Jojo knows how to cook rice too. Otherwise I would have to,
you know, discard her. She would have been gone a long time ago.
But she's all right. She's a no, she does. She does
salt it every once in a while. And I'm like, you know,
it's it's a it's a different tactic, but overly salt it. But like
that, whenever you cook anything does a starchy is when you cook things that
are starchy, That's how you cook starchy things. You salt it a little
bit so it doesn't always clump up together. That's how you like, That's
how you make the hosta, That's how you make ice. That's how I
don't know. I don't know, en, I don't know. I guess,
I guess, I guess. Here's here's the thing. Here's the thing
that's that confuses me most about the rice and and and tortilla thing from your
perspective, right, because to me, I don't even think because bland rice
has less taste than a plain tortilla, object almost objectively I feel like you
could argue that objectively definitely going to making a tortilla, Yeah, there's more
flavor, and to be fair, and to be fair, that's because flowers
are unhealthy for you and they're not very It's it's the same reason why all
bread is kind of like fucked because there's like technically like some sugar and like
all bread and everything that we used to like that a lot of Yeah,
and that's and that's due Subway had the bread that was like classified as candy
or something in some countries I think the UK it wasn't classified as bread or
some's it's definitely not. But that's why, like there's that definitely more less
dude, you know, made me eat some way less the fact that subway
sucks. But I think, yeah, I think rice by nature of being
just a little bit less fucked with and less like you can't really like add
sugar to I mean, you could add sugar to rice after the fact,
I guess, but like there's not really much you could do with rice to
fuck with it pre rice. But there's a lot of sit you could do
to fuck with a tortilla pre tortilla, And that's kind of what's what I'm
talking about, was like, there's definitely more taste in a plain tortilla than
there isn't plain rice. Like definitely, there's also just those made it.
It's just rice, is just rice. And to make a tortilla, you
need a few things for it to be a tortilla. So there's gonna be
some flavor in it naturally because of some of the extra stuff you put together,
because you know, you're you're baking powders and you're some type of at
like lard or but or something like. You got to put some things together
to make that tortilla versus rice. You just cook it. But like Kingston,
you're actually eating salted rice. So that's why there's some flavored you were
I wouldn't say salted. I would say it's it's slightly salted. It's not
like it's there's no salt to the taste. It's look a look at.
I wouldn't say you're putting. Adding even a little bit of salt to something
doesn't change the taste of it at all. Is that what you're telling me?
I mean no, because having salt in something at a very minuscule amount
isn't like you wouldn't say. I would say, I would say, I
am confident that your taste buds are fucked because the smell has been of salt.
I can find it doesn't does it not, does not radical You added
the word radically, So so what I'm saying, yes, I'm yes,
Derek, You're right, it would change the favor and be a minutschool amount.
Yes, that's not enough to all to severely alter the taste of something.
It's not severely altering you and nobody's using that language. But you yes,
changing the rice, changing dog, if something change, you're still changing
what we're not. We're just not gonna use We're just gonna pretend anything.
Now, Eric, Derek, you're right with the words you're using. Right,
it definitely changes the taste of it, right, but definitely not enough
for me to be like, oh, this is different from like if I
didn't put on it, It's not. It's not even a far move.
Would I would slightly one hundred percent agree with that, purely because the salt,
the salt that he's talking about is like in the in the cooking stage,
the point where like I've definitely like I I put salt in my rice,
all the time, like specifically, like specifically while I'm boiling it,
or like while I'm cooking, while I'm exactly like most people do right,
right? But are you don't know most people, so shut the fuck up.
That's in you know, I think I think I think it is.
I guess that's because Chris and I are both find the same. Most people
know just like you were. Like Mexicans don't really pay chicken with tacos.
I would. I would bet money. I would bet my I would bet
pretty much everything I own that the majority of people on earth who make rice
make it that way where they where they put salt? I would I would
also, I don't know, so I don't. I wouldn't pay any money
because I met people say that. Considering both Christ and ized family are from
the same part of the world, that is probably why we both prepare rice
the same way. That's fine to think, but you think you have they
put a little salts in it, They a little whenever he prepares on the
starchy ingredients in it, you should put a little bit of salt in it.
That is something that I've known my whole life. I've known maybe everybody
does it. I I can't. I can't say I know the one I
see, Like I've watched House Kitchen and when people are preparing like pasta,
they do that everywhere I've seen. I've never seen anyone create pasta where they
don't at least put a little bit of salt in the water while it's doing
the whole boiling process. So I could be, I could be. Some
people can not be. Everybody when not when when you do? That's actually
that's actually that's the key. That's a key point. That's a key point
that you just mentioned, because like you you you're talking about how like they
put the salt in the in the pasta while they're boiling it, and then
they take the pasta. It doesn't mean that the pasta is now salted.
It doesn't. It doesn't now mean that like, oh, you're going to
taste the salt on the posita, because the salt's fucking gone. It's not
even what the salt is for. Really, like you the saal I've salted,
I've salted. I've salted my rice like while I'm cooking it and then
I've taken it out and you taste it and it tastes identical to rice.
That's unsalted. The only difference is it's not clumped. That's that's the only
difference, because it's not enough. I don't get clumped rice like I don't
like. I don't know there's because there's salt. Obviously, you know there's
I don't get you know, because salt. You just said that. You
just said that you salt the water and I don't. So clearly there's another
problem with the cooking process that doesn't have to do with salt because I don't
do that and I don't get clumped rice. That would have because I saw
the water. But you Yeah, but now you're just being a dickhead.
You're not listening. That's why. Yeah, that's fine, just cooked because
I just I just texted one of my Asian friends asked like, Hey,
did you sell your rife? He's like, no, I don't. I
don't sell rice when I'm making it. It's not. That's the whole thing
is. I don't know why people you Asian because they no. But no,
but age that's Asian rice is supposed to it depends on what type of
rice they're making. It's supposed to clump depending on what type of rice you're
making. They don't always want clumpy rice, like it depends on the situation
which you want. The Chinese people they don't only eat clumpy rice. They
wake up garbles, they gargle kuffy rice in the morning, they spin it
out, they eat it the morning. They fucking eat it for LUs they
eat it for dinner. They eat it. And that's what you guys are
really showing your your Latin American ignorance, where you're like, no, the
world works this way. It's this way. If you if you salted your
pasta or whatever you're doing, it's not going to change it drastically. Here's
the thing. I feel like a lot of people don't realize how fucked up
their taste buds are because they don't properly like brush their tongue and ship.
Because I've heard people say things like, oh, this water tastes gross,
this water tastes gross, and yeah, there is like say, some chemicals
and water that you would want because that's naturally occurring in natural spring water.
But when I hear people say water tastes gross and it's just a little salted
with just like minerals, something that would just be considered a little salty that
changes water other than like say, having a distilled water, I always say,
are you sure your mouth's not full of like something that's making the water
seem gross to you? Because the ship that's in your mouth is going to
change the flavor of water. I mean people, water is gross. People
don't like To me, the only thing that's grows is like tap water that
has a bunch of other stuff that's not naturally occurring in water, where now
it tastes fucking gross to me because it tastes like pennies or blood or something
versus you know, when you taste blood, is the fucking metal you know
you taste like has the metal taste salty and metal? Yeah? Yeah,
So like in this in a similar way where I've had so many different waters
and they all taste very similar because they have this similar natural, littlecurring type
of of chemicals in them. And when people say like, oh, this
is disgusting, I'm more like, well there's probably you know, this is
a very almost taste like nothing type of thing. Have you had arrowhead water
before? Yes? I have? Does not taste very good. Like genuinely,
I've heard these say that. I've heard people say that a lot and
then I'm like, all right, I am. I'm not very confident with
a lot of things. I can one grab a lot of different fucking spring
waters and be like, tell me which ones whitch and I guarantee most people
people won't fail that, just guess it. I can tell, I can
the ones I drink. We're gonna put that to the test one thousand.
I can tell Poland water, poland spring water. I can tell maybe aquafina.
I can tell smart water. But like I know when I meet the
moment, I have a bottle of water right here, right next to me,
this water, it doesn't have weird tasting me anymore. When I first
started drinking Kirkman water, it tasted weird to me at first, right,
I feel like I would only drink Poland spring water. So I was just
gonna be like, oh, this is a weird, weird taste of water
to me. Now it doesn't taste funny me all. But I know when
I drink Arrowhead or when I drink like, there's another one of the one
of the waters that's like one of the charged water. I forgot what it's
called. It's like, I don't know, it's like an alkaline water.
That I could. I knew it was a weird taste. It's it'd taste
strange, but it was exactly bad. Arrowhead tastes bad, Like I would
stand on that, I'll be able to taste of a group of water like
that's narrowhead. The thing you know about that because I've heard people say that,
I just I don't know. I think. I guess I'm a little
bit more like I try to like pay attention to human psychology, and I
feel like there's this like zeitgeist that because you think something that's gonna taste bad,
let's just say, like everybody says it tastes bad, why the fuck
is it one of the most drinked waters, one of the most populars if
if it, if it really tastes bad. I think sometimes people kind of
have to step back and be like, is it a me thing? And
I feel like most people won't do that because the ego gets in the way.
They're like, no, I don't think it's water. Is just so
I think water. Water is so necessary and so cheap that I think people
can't afford can't they can't really like why be picky at that level? I
guess, And also theyn't really have many, and to be fair, arrowhead.
I don't like arrowhead at all, but I do think it's just kind
of one of these things. It's like, what are you gonna get other?
What are you gonna get other than arrowhead? Like you're gonna get fucking
You're not gonna get something so much better than arrowhead over here that it's going
to matter, So you might as well just get the fucking arrowhead. You're
not gonna spend more money on the smart water, even though it's better because
it's expensive, Like why would you fucking bother? Like why would you?
Why would you? Why would you do that? It's water like for instance,
right like me, both would would drink poland spring water that doesn't exist
over here at all. It just it, I thought. But dude,
you know what's funny though I didn't. When I was younger, I didn't.
I didn't really like water that much, Like like I didn't like poland
spring, like I drank it when I had to, but like it wasn't
something that I was like, oh, man, I could really use a
I could really use a bottle of water because I always felt like, oh,
it's a liquid that doesn't taste like anything. Why would I choose this
liquid over the other liquids that taste like good things. That's a kid's mindset,
really, is all it is. So why the fuck would I?
Why would I indulge in anything that is bland? Why the fuck would I
do that? When this world of sugar and deliciousness and waits me everywhere?
I turned so like I didn't like water really at all. And then I
moved out here. On our drive out here, Poland spring like we needed
to have water, and as we got further and further away we had like
it got replaced with like Arrowhead and I remember drinking the Arrowhead water and being
like, what the fuck? This tastes so much worse than I Like,
I used to think Poland Spring tasted bad, and now I'm having this,
I'm like, yo, what the fuck is going on over here? And
then when I had Poland Spring and I was like, oh my god,
it's so good. So I didn't even have like a bias towards Poland Spring.
I genuinely didn't even like it. And now I love it. But
I wouldn't buy it now because I just have a filter. There's no point.
Yeah, But it's so it's fascinating to me, like, uh,
especially when it comes to like the chemical It's just it's such a thing that
I feel like, uh, there's research in the Yeah, in the future,
there's gonna be like people are going to realize like well, I mean,
it's already a major scam industry, blah blah blah, like fucking what
is it nowadays? What is nowadays? The only thing I would say is
people, stay away from tap water. If you're in most places, just
stay away from me from stay away from tap water. If you're somewhere other
than probably like Manhattan, unwise, stay away from tapwater. Stay away from
tap water everybo maybe even there, to stay away from me. You know.
This only place I just I wouldn't do it, just because when I
was at the when I was at the New York Show, I was drinking
water out of the out of the sink in my hotel and it was so
good, and I was like, what the fuck is going on here?
It's I understand that it has to be I understand that it has to be
for just like sanitation purposes, Like I understand that it has to be like
top top of the line of water because otherwise people would die because contaminants would
spread so quickly throughout that city that it's it would it would make the plague
look hilariously small in comparison. But it's still weird to me that it tastes
so good just coming out of the sink. It's fucking weird. But yeah,
yeah, we should move on. We should get to get to some
more questions. Uh, Frank and two broad It says hello, Stank Wank
and Chernobyl Stanch currently working on a video on how to body box a ghost?
If you had to do so, how would you go about it?
And who would you challenge? Body box a ghost? What does that mean?
What do you mean? How would we go about it? And who
would be challenged? Do we have to fight like some challenge and ghosts?
Exactly? Is that some fucking uh what's the what's the Ghostbusters ship or something?
Sounds like some Ghostbusters ship. Yeah, we're not gonna answer your question
because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I have no idea
what body BUYO. See. I thought boxing like fighting, like just punching
body box f pfs. Okay, so I'm looking at bodyboxes right now.
Yeah, I don't understand you're just trying to trap a ghost or are you
trying to go or blow with a yeah? Are you just like does he
mean the actual art of like just punching, like no headshots, so just
just body boxing. That must be if you're would I would choose Ali after
he died, because he's already pathetic. He's already shaking stuff. Beat up,
then beat up Ali, beat up, shaking Ali. Do you think
his ghost is still shaking? Probably probably causing a ruckets up there. You
put him in the box in the boxes movie, lower him and he's bigger.
Remember Stephen Hawking, provided that he didn't molest children on Fstein's Islands.
If he's in heaven, is he he still broken? Like? Is he
because he doesn't have the chair still? Because the chair is not alive,
So he's either locked in somewhere. Let he So he's either like locked in
that seated position as a floating ghost, or he's fine but he can't have
the chair, right, I don't know. I think I think he's haunting.
Who did he? Uh, he's haunting? Didn't he didn't he go
to prison for protests in the Vietnam War and then they revoked his license.
For a minute, I feel like he's probably haunting Well he's dead, now,
who's he haunting people? Other people that were involved. Who was the
president during the at the beginning of the Vietnam War. I shouldn't. I
don't think it was. When it started, was like, Yeah, I
love meeting people. I love meeting people who like have no clue about Like,
look, I'm not like a history I don't know that much about history.
But some of the guesses that people make about like when certain presidents were
around even is wild. Like people I met, I talked to somebody recently
who genuinely thought Lincoln was alive, like in the forties or something. That's
not true. I'm not even remotely I guess people so I don't know.
Something said we were having a conversation and something like that's Lincoln times and that's
the forties and ships the Roaring thirties or whatever, and I'm like, yo,
it's the Roaring twenties. First off. The thing. The thing is
that if you don't know history, if you do not know history right,
it in general makes no fucking sense. That's the thing. If you don't
know history, if you don't like study it because before, before is always
before you, and you don't care. By nature, it's so much before
you. If you don't make an effort to give a fuck about it,
you never care. It's before I was around, right, I've definitely had
I think there's where like I thought, like, I think it's because everything
that happened before I was born is entirely hypothetical to me. It's like it's
entirely like removed from my existence. I always assume that there's a there's a
slight likelihood, maybe even a ten percent chance that none of it really happened,
or that if it did happen, it's all been very very deeply misremembered,
Like it wouldn't surprise me if like historically, like you know, you
know these like really grand historical figures like people who like who've accomplished like oh
these crazy things, Oh my god, Yeah, like Dennis the MENI like
men exactly, like Dennis the Venice when he when he menaced it, when
he menaced all over the place. There was like when he menaced that guy
until he killed himself. That guy fucking took his own life. He bothered
me, and the guy was like literally leaving alone now, and he wouldn't
leave him alone. And the guy blew his own fucking brains out. He
fucking called his craniy amount. You wouldn't leave them alone? Yeah, yeah,
about the I was thinking, I was, oh, go go,
go let me find let me, let me finish this one, because like,
I think it's possible that these these figures in history who have usually a
lot of accomplishments, are attributed to one person in history. And I'm like,
is that true or is that like a couple of different people that they
just didn't really care to get you know what I mean, like that they
just didn't really care to get the the paperwork done for so they were just
like, let's just throw them all. Let's just throw this all on Lincoln
because it's like whatever, you know, It's that's more It's that's probably more
likely the case because as as we've gotten older, we've learned so many different
interesting things in history, like even like the age of humans of like when
humans versus what we believed how old humans are like just lazy ship where it's
like they just governed other things, and you talk about paperwork and not wanting
to change things like ah, you know, and other people don't want their
discovery, their discoveries to be diminished, so they're just like, eh,
they'll just leave things alone. And you know, I just found it the
other day. The Right Brothers, the Right Brothers, fucking uh supposedly allegedly
stole their idea from this nigga that had a prototype on a way to a
train to a competition. Like he had the first prototype of this fucking working
plane. Yeah yeah, yeah. So this brother and he was like,
this is gonna be the ship. I'm gonna win this prize probably one hundred
thousand dollars or whatever, and all of a sudden, his ship disappeared.
It never made it to where it was supposed to go. Can we can
we take Can we take a moment? Can you take a moment to really
understand how much how much shit was invented or created by black people in America
and how much they're just not that, like we're just not the truth.
There's a lot of interesting things. I really I really did not know that,
like American music in general, like as a whole was created by black
people. I thought like, oh, no, white people made some of
it, and it it's like a lot of stuffs and kings and kings and
you can't one no no, no, no, no no, like a
lot of a lot of them. A lot of the major genres of music
and in American music were created by black people. Yeah, I mean technologs
one, right, but like most of the ones that we are like that
are our kind. Our music is made by them, and it's just like
yeah, a lot of yeah, like I'll give you the pretty unanimo,
like pretty peanuts. You can have the peanuts. It's Chris. It's true
though, Like it's not a why you guys peanut butter. You guys made
peanut butter, and that's and we gave you make that in the books.
Shut the fuck up. Hey, I was bray. I was like,
wow, that's weird. Your music we made that. We made country music,
wow, Jazz R and B soul, whoa, we made rock and
roll? Wow? What do you think that was? Like soul full and
so, like you know, had a lot of whatever. We need to
get into that ship. But I want to ask you guys about do you
remember that conspiracy Do you guys remember that conspiracy theory between uh uh, John
Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald. Do you guys do you guys know about
that? No, like the the parallels and like like the whole like the
people. But yeah, people were like between Lincoln and Lincoln sessionsssions, so
like John Wilkes Booth and fucking Lee Harvey Oswald who was talking to do you
remember them? I spoke to someone about that recently, about like why don't
they depend on black people to make everybody think that we're talking about? I
was scared. I was getting scared. I was like, this is not
happening again, right, this is not the same scared. On the last
podcast we were talking about, well, we were talking about how how maybe
I'm believing lesson conspiracy theories and and some of the wild shit that has happened.
We're talking about Lee Harvey Oswald for for example, because we're saying,
imagine we had a crystal ball and you get to experience life and you know
all these what ifs and seeing how bad would things be for black Americans?
Say, for example, if Lee Harvey Oswald was black, Like if if
if they so like they this president, this beloved president, was blasted by
this black dude, and how much worse would things be, would we have
reached the civil rights movement? Would there have been every would the plan be?
Would there be a president like a Ko Kok's Klan president where he had
the hood and given an address because of that one singular incident something, and
it made me think, futures, bro, if there was a conspiracy theory
and he was just a patsy, wouldn't you use like a black person.
Wouldn't it be way easier to just use some dopey white guy that fucking was
a sympathizer for the Soviet Union or some shit. Yeah, So, so
here's here's so here the list of I think this is what you're talking about.
Right. Some of these are like a little silly, and some of
some of these, some of these get into a like astrology territory. Like
the first one is like Lincoln and Kennedy both have seven letters. It's like,
okay, whatever, But both presidents were elected to Congress and forty six
later to the president in sixty Both assassins, John Wilkesmooth and Lee Harvey Oswold
were born in thirty nine and were known by their three names composed of fifteen
letters. Booth ran from a theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald
ran from a warehouse and was caught in the theater. The assassins were both
Southerners. Yeah, that is kind of interesting. Yeah. Both of the
president's successors were Democrats named Johnson with six letter first names born in O eight.
That's that's weirdly specific. Both Lincoln Kennedy were particularly concerned with civil rights
made their views strongly known. Both presidents were shot in the head on a
Friday. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy. This is the This is the
one that was most interesting to me. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who
told him not to go to Ford's theater. Kennedy had a secretary named Evelyn
Lincoln, and she warned him not to go to Dallas. That's kind of
nuts. God, that's really crazy. Yeah, like that's yeah, I
don't know that that is because he's a little bit. That is a good
point. I feel like at this point Wikipedia would not have that up if
if because that's so wildly easy to check. I guess if you cared,
right, I imagine that right now there would be like a dispute if it
wasn't drue by now, like it's what twenty four, This conspiracy has been
around for so long. Of these things, I saw this ship like before
I had what do you call it a dial up? I remember seeing ship
like this when when we had dial up and just being a kid like,
well, it's just crazy. And yeah, now thinking about it again,
a couple of those things, they're so crazy that it almost feels like I
always say when things get so fucked up, or when when somebody does like,
uh, we mentioned the easter thing that just happened recently where I happened
to fall on trans a visibility or wreck or whatever it's called. Person the
rhydoids are like, oh, they're they're taken away or eastern and it's like
you, this is too dumb. I can't. I think it lends to
our fucked up, my fucked up simulation theory. We're in a simulation and
it's broken because it's doing things that should be so impossible that like say,
you know how you can't if your code's broken, your NPCs aren't gonna work
properly, doesn't matter how much you interact with them. They're just broken.
And I feel like these people are broken, and I feel like like when
you when you when need these you compare some of this Lincoln ship that's easily
programmable to have, you know, to have these things, because it's it's
so crazy though, But don't you think some people are just impossibly dumb?
We're like, you can't being off, brother, you you have to agree
with me that some people are impossibly dumb, Like they're just impossible. They're
so stupid they feel like it should be impossible. See my theory, you
know, my theory is. My theory is that human intelligence is a shared
cloud of bandwidth, and that the more of us there are, the stupider
each of us. So you believe that there's like an overall amount of intelligence
period. I kind of like that theory. No, I just think that's
interesting. That's so insane. I kind of like that theory. Why why
weren't caveman astronomically intelligent? Well, they didn't need to pep into the potential.
The potential. You're misunderstanding, You're misunderstanding. This is what we are
at is not. This is not intelligence. Having technology around us is not.
It's actually the thing that's going to destroy us. That's that's that's the
wisdom in it. It's like they were smart enough to know that certain things
are not to be trifled with. They were smart enough to be like,
Okay, I'm going to kill I killed deer, I eat deer. I
raised son to kill deer. I die. That's it, that's fine,
is good for me. I know sad, I know the press. Me
never sad or depressed, me just scared? Is that what they sound like?
I go through I feel like thing. I walk through the woods.
I walk through the woods. I killed the bears and I eat the children.
Like they don't say I don't like in their language, it is normally
how they would say things, but when it's translated to us, it sounds
like a cave man, because they would be like I go car, or
like I leave, I leave now. Like they don't say, I'm going
to leave now. That's not how they have the biggest army. So we
have the biggest army military. Yeah, that's exactly why we have the biggest
I don't I don't believe we have the guns. I don't believe that we
have a shared cloud of intelligence. But I do think it's I do think
it's a funny idea because it would explain why there are so many like because
as the population skyrockets, it explains why so many people are so incomprehensibly stupid.
It's too in ways that like, in ways that I don't remember being
true when I was when I was a kid, really like they're stupid politicians.
No, no, no, it's not that we didn't know shit.
It's that I do think that's that's partially true. I also think we just
have a unique like we're in a position right we are, we are in
it, we are, we are in a historical position right now where like
most people just are free to make asses of themselves. Like Elon Musk in
the nineties probably wouldn't have wouldn't have seemed so stupid because he just would He
would have had fewer ways and fewer avenues with which to express that stupidity to
the broader public, you know what I mean. Like he's a fun Elon
Musk is a fucking idiot. He's a savant in some ways, Like he's
like he's he's really smart in very specific things, and that's it. Actually
hiring the right thing for him when he had competent people has actually done He's
actually done an insane amount that's objectively true, he's not done anything. He's
had people do it for it. He's actually he's actually a pretty pretty wise
business dude. The amount of stuff that hiring the right people, you think
he's over like the fact that you would think, I'm not stupid. It's
no. We're not saying that he's doing all We're not saying he's doing all
the heavy lifting, or that he's like particularly like amazing. Let me ask
you, he specifically did a lot of interesting things. Let me ask you
a question. I don't think he's done anything interesting. I think people around
him, I feel like you're over correct as the money, you're over correcting.
You're singing on the pendulum. People who have resources and they're interested in
interesting can appear to do interesting things. If you wanted a fund like electric
cars or certain type of rockets, and you have the you have the money
to do it, you have government subsidies to do it, you can do
it. We can't. So I don't get so somebody who's fucking born of
an emerald mind and a NEPO baby, I don't give them credit for doing
this shit because a lot of people, if they had the opportunities to do
it, so to me to be like to everything, Elon Musk is somebody
different, I don't. I disagree with that. I just think they're one
of the people. You mean somebody different, What do you mean? What
does that mean? Like he's like like he's unique. I don't think he
is. I just think that he's somebody who has a lot of money and
he's just doing interesting things with this money, like a lot of other people
have done throughout history. And I think he's propped himself up nicely to be
like this God send and be like he's like Iron Man or some shit,
so much that they put him in a fucking movie with him, and I
just felt like I would I wouldn't. I wouldn't go. I wouldn't,
but a lot of But that's the ore that he's given off to a lot
of people. And I'm not saying you guys think that particularly, but you
still give him. I still feel like you guys give him more credit than
he actually deserves, just from my opinion. From there are people, there
are engineers that will have conversation Hill publicly and they're like, you're a fucking
idiot, Like they they he's not doing anything. He doesn't know when they
when they When people ask him about the ins and outs of like engineering,
he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about, Like, so what
did he do? Where's the what credit would you get? I feel like
I feel like he he I feel like Gene. I don't think he's a
I don't. I used to think way more of him, you thinka higher
him than I do. Of course I was too. I thought I thought
he was smart. I did. I used to think it was because obviously
Tessa is a very impressive company. Space is another impressive fucking company. Uh,
PayPal as well. He had anything to do with it. He sold
PayPal. But like, I understand what you're saying, Like he was involved
in some incredible stuff, Like I would never take that away from him.
But as far as him being like the guy that's like making the the good,
Like I think Twitter is a great example of like here's his own and
trying, right, it's him trying to actually do things without real help.
It showed like this is what is actually capable of and Tesla is actually not
nearly as good as his camp. Tesla's are not nearly as good as they
should be. He's lying about the fucking thing that he said that was gonna
happen as far as like like even you know, even SpaceX is kind of
the progression is so fucking slow, and he's like, oh, by in
two years, we should already be on Mars, like doing great things already.
With his trajectory, everything is bullshit. There's great channels that, you
know, document all the stuff that he says and just how he's lied about
literally everything, and like thunderfoolt You guys remember that dude, You remember Thunderfoot.
Yeah, he he just documents a lot of the stuff and laughs at
him and he actually makes really good video and of course Elon Sims get all
mad at him, but I'm like, bro, you can't dispute anything.
Elon says something and then it doesn't come. Oh, cyber Truck is literally
one hundred times more than it's supposed to be. One hundred percent sorry,
one hundred percent excuse me, one hundred percent more than I was supposed to
be. And it's a piece of ship. There's people that are making videos
of it just breaking down as soon as they fucking accelerate. It's just like
his ship is not it's there's a facade, just like he's one of the
biggest frauds in history. I think I don't give him. Those were good
cars. I think what happened was he started making them too he started making
too many of them, he started promising too much of the share holders.
Yeah, and then they became shitty cars. That's what happened of Oh,
the twenty twelve Teslas were insane. Those were insane cars to be in at
that time, and I was like, holy shit, they're a wild and
then he was like, definitely gonna make more time. Obviously he started making
them too quickly, because Yeah, there's like I don't know, I do
think, I do think there are certain things about like and to be fair,
it might be a sense of I can't remember where I heard this phrase
before, but there's like there's a certain uh, there's a certain brilliance in
ignorance where like he like there's there's bets that he made on on on SpaceX,
right, where like they were like irresponsible bets, like to the point
where it's like, oh, if this, if this launch didn't work,
then the whole company would have been completely fucked. And it was like really
unwise to like bet that much of the company on like this single launch and
then it worked, and it's just just serendipitous, like a really stupid decision
ending up like really positively, just by sheer coincidence, ends up working for
the benefit of company. Do you think you need That's that's I mean,
that's that's true. He had I've been money backing him. I just don't
think so. I think they would just give him more money. And that's
this is ages ago. This is a long time ago. But like I
do think, I don't know, man, I feel like ultimately, ultimately
what you have is and I don't think by the way, I understand what
this comparison is going to sound like, but this is not what I'm trying
to say, right, But there are certain people who are smart in certain
avenues who are very very very very very very very stupid, and like one
of the the person I think of specifically is like Isaac Newton, you know,
and I'm saying, fucking Elon Musk is like Isac Newton. I'm just
where like Isaac Newton was like a like a brilliant mathematician, but then he
also believed in fucking alchemy and just the dumbest ship, the dumbest ship.
Probably you put like mercury behind his eyes and all sorts of weird shit cooking
moron invalid. It's most genius is history. They're off, they try,
they're trying things. And what I would say and what I would say about
Elon Musk is I wouldn't say that Elon Musk is a genius. I would
say that he I would say on certain in certain key areas, he is
smarter than average, and in other areas he is very stupid, like stupider
than most people could ever hope to hope to be. And he also happens
to have that set. He also has that specific set of like mental bullshit
in the body of someone who was born into a family with diamond mind,
money and all like a ton of you know what I mean, Like it
kind of like it's like a perfect storm of poser. Yeah, but yeah
for the autistic people, for the autistic people. But the only thing I
would give him is I would say he's driven. I would say that's his
biggest asset. He's driven. And when you have a lot of resources,
when you literally what it is people siphoning money from people, government subsidies and
people trying to think that he built his fucking empire by himself. No he
didn't. Of course he didn't know two biggest companies you have for fucking subsidized.
So I'm just like, I can't give this nigga credit in other avenues
because a lot of people can do amazing things in this situation, we just
don't have the opportunity to do it. And so but he's driven, he's
one hundred driven. I'll give him that, like, because there's a lot
of people that do have money that don't do what he's doing because they don't
have that interest. So I I I would just give him that the drive.
It's a shame that he's also so stupid. Yeah, it's it's if
he was, like really, because you have people like Bill Gates that are
actually doing some good work, like say trying to fucking eradicate malaria or things
that and like making vaccines, and then you have dummies that think that he's
trying to kill and call the populations where because when he gave a speech talking
about well, that would inevitably be effect If people are living better, they
don't breed as much, the population will slow down when disease is not ravaging
people, and people are living in desolation and poverty, and then they took
that other pe and I'm just like, I can't this. This world is
too fucked. People are trying to help and then they think they're actually killing
the world. And I'm like, and then there's Elon must that will be
like, yeah, that's true, that is true, and he knows it's
not true. Fuck that nigga. He knows that. Yeah, Tom,
I'm like, you guys are both. You guys are both. He's so
specifically specifically, the Elon muss episode of Joe Rogan really blew my mind because
I was like, Wow, there's no charisma to be seen here, Like
it actually made every It actually made all of his accomplishments seem way more impressive
to me, because the idea that somebody with that level of just anti charisma
could get anywhere even with money is it sounding like, I don't I've never
met Like, there's nobody I know, I don't know anybody who is less
charismatic than Elon Musk is sincerely like there is none, none, like a
vacuum. It's almost he's almost bad. Al Gore at least was on South
Park, Like I don't know that's that's Matt and Trey's depiction of al Gore.
That's not al Gore. That is that was that was that was Shut
up, you are full machine. That's real. This is what this is
what happened. This is what happened. Did you guys information? Did you
guys see what? Did you guys see this? This fucking I can't believe
I forgot to talk about this. This fucking they found what is it a
gopher like a beaver or something like some species are of like some some animal
like that. I don't know what the fucking pilumer genus is or whatever that
has adapted to eat cars. That's what's up, dude. I understand where
we're at. Do you understand where we're at right now? We're fucking there's
a fucking hotness being eaten by a fucking malignant mouse somewhere in Colorado or whatever.
That is upseting. We need that, dude, that evolution bro Ye,
it's like we need all the animals like do work for us man,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need that. We need those guys.
Yesterday, the plastic eating sharp Yeah, it just comes out of the ground.
It eats a bunch of the plastic and then just goes back in the
water and it's like, whoa, it's turning that into photo Fido Plankton.
This is insane. The world healing. We'll get there. We'll get there.
Man, we'll die, well, we'll be dead, but we'll get
Why don't we just take the plastic and shoot it in the space catapulted into
the sky. So then we do that, Like, why does that not
happen? Is my question? We had this, we're not having this.
We have the capability. If we have the capability, w we just can't.
We would only do it like say in pandemic situations where like the world
has to work together. It shows you even though people felt, you know,
all the dummies thought it was a conspiracy, it just shows you when
the world works together, we can get shipped done. It's like getting the
m RNA vaccines up and running tested and then be like, this ship works,
let's roll them out and then they work like ninety percent effectiveness of doing
what they're supposed to do. And then there's people being like, oh,
this is scary they just did I'm like, yeah, dude. When people
pull the resources together and everyone's working on this singular thing. We can really
get some shit done, but the world doesn't work that way when we're not
in immediate danger, and that's fucking stupid. We could eradicate all plastics from
the world, we could do it, but it's not an immediate threat,
so fucking who gives a shit? And that's why I'm like, Bro,
I wish those fucking dumb rednecks would just rise up and really take over,
like really and be like, all right, now, we're going to do
direct democracy and everybody gets to fucking vote on the instead of having a representative
that's just gonna be bought and paid for. It's like like they're man,
I give up, bro, I'm back to my simulation theory. Whatever,
dude, we need, we need a need. We need a state wide
gofundmes. If we don't, if they don't do what we need to do,
they go missing. That's it. Like this is in the Senator is
gone. We have no query he is. We found a very bloody mess
in his ouse. I think they put cheetle puffs in all their orifices and
suffocate them if they don't comply. If they don't do what's representative, we
start just jamming them in their nose, their ears in their mouths, so
they completely full of their ass, their their pea holes, Jam and Jem
and Jim and cheetle puffs and my dick and there all their fucking orifices.
That's it. They're just like, what's going on? You didn't do what
you said, You didn't do what you said. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Bro, I'm fucking stiff.
The new constitutions and constitutions. I can't help you, bro, sorry,
you know the rules. One more question and then we'll head out.
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Kaled, he said, different varieties of slurs. With the rise in popularity
of smiling Friends, I've been a bit nostalgic for older adult swim shows.
So what were some of your favorites. I personally loved Dokuatin Hugerph in Space
Coast Coast to Coast. I found recently this show that I completely forgot about,
which was a Xavior Renegade Angel, which that showed show podcast right.
I Yeah, I couldn't believe that I forgot all about it because it's such
a fucking fever Dream and it is so insane. It feels like a YouTube
poop like but on like adult It's it's wild, how out of pocket and
just completely irreverent it is. But aquartine's a goat. I think easily like
that. Love seems really good. My favorite, my all time favorite was
Sea Lab twenty twenty one. And there was a time where so I was
just you were downloading them. I was downloaded the episodes and I'll watch them
on the family computer, and my my mom's partner thought it was probably because
you know, two of the characters, there's a lot of sex on that
show, and two of the characters, she thought I was watching cartoon porn.
Essentially, she thought I was watching like And then my mom went through.
Because we had our own separate password thing for our accounts for we didn't
even have AOL. We had to think called compu serve. There's a lot
of people that her old heads will be like, holy shit, compu serve.
I forgot about that, but yeah, that was that was one of
the competitors. You know, AOL obviously was the goat, but then there
was compu Serve that was a little cheaper, and so we used that to
get up on dial up and ship, and then my mom went through my
password and then she found my uh my, my history where I would go
on like rotten and steak and cheese, and she was like, what the
fuck is all this? I'm like, damn, but it wasn't porn though.
It was just fucked up stuff. But yeah, I was thinking worst,
it's probably worse. Some of it was worse. I remember one thing
specifically that I'll never forget out of my head. It's just so awkward to
seeing my mom stare at the screen and there's this chick that has burning candles
like on balancing on her pussy and so the waxes is dripping on her pussy
obviously like some type of torture pleasure thing or whatever. It's a BDSM.
I don't know what you classify that as. To me, just thinking like
what the because you know, you don't know what your clicking on when you
click on it. It's a title like for example, it could be accurate
or it could be completely different. And the Limon Party one, when I
saw it, it wasn't called Lemon Party. It was called Three Old Queers.
And I'm like, oh, I wonder what that's gonna be and then
it's just old and so you don't know if I never would have clicked on
that ship. So but yeah, that's what I always think of whenever I
think of Hunger for Us. I read it leads not sorry, leads me
down that pipeline of thinking that was my fa looked at my history, she
would have died, died, and I would have been the cause of killing
my grandmother. So I'm so happy that she never saw the shit I looked
at. Yeah, I'm just pissed that. Like, I wasn't watching porn
man, I was like, what the fuck is adult swim? I want,
like, got how dare you you found all that crazy shita? I
was watching an actual cartoon show. But I love Harvey Birdman at that was
a fun one for me. Yeah, Space Go I love. I did
love Space Ghost. Dude a space Ghost. His grandpa was a voice by
U Randy Savage and so he appeared a couple of times. It's fucking awesome.
It was basically Space Ghost was just a big fucking gray Beard. It
was funny. There's so many shows. Yeah, I think this one was
pretty especially with that was It's a huge Also is probably like one of the
most influent, like one of the most under sighted, most influential things probably
that exists in media. I think, like it's kind of insane, but
I don't care. Family Guy back on the Air. I'm pretty sure like
alt Family Guy back on the Air, it introduced like anime to like millions
of like like an entirely news generation for sure, Like it's a it's a
strange well, he mentioned briefly before that too, is adult really I thought
it was. I thought it was the different like attachment because Tsunami at first,
because Tsunami at first in a mid day cartoon adults was that nighttime he
mentioned. He briefly mentioned as he was talking about Adult Swim. He was
just kind of like, yeah, these are the same thing, separate network
technically, you know, there's like technically there's Cartoon Network and then there's Adult
Swim. Also as far as Adult Swim is a subsidiary of Cartoon Network,
like they're the same, it's the same umbrella, it's the same was on
the same channel. Yeah, to me, never ran on Nickelodeon or like
anywhere else. It was it was a cartoon network thing specifically, but kind
of insane, like the that impact because awkwardane, dude, I looked that
Hand Banana episode is one of those I remember watching. I remember watching Hand
Banana like as a kid on TV and not fucking understanding. Even at that
time, it felt like, Yo, how are they getting away with putting
this on TV? Like how how is this? Because even today, like
I look at it and I'm like, yo, this is kind of wild
even for like now, that episode because it's literally just a dog raping people,
because it's the whole fucking episode. I mean, I don't know,
man, a lot of crazy. I mean, you look, you're looking
pretty. I just I didn't. I didn't enjoy Akatune as much as I
would have liked you because I they they wrote Shake so well, like they
made him. He was so hateable, Like I really did not like watching
such a fucking asshole like so Shake was my favorite character in that show.
I loved that. I love that. Of course he's such a dick.
He's such a dick and he just always he's always doing the wrong. And
his voice is so good. Dana I forget what his name is, Dana
Silva, I think or whatever, but his voice is so perfect. He
voiced the the the big ox guy in Chowder as well, I think,
but he uh no, that's no, I forget he's he's on that show
though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got the tusks. I can't
remember what his name is, but his voice is so good and that the
character designed that Shake is so fucking I love Frylock was probably my favorite one,
like a character, like like I LIKELCK a lot, but Shake was
so fun. Shake was like the Cramer of that show where it's just like
I'm watching it, hm because I want to see what the fuck Shake is
gonna do, and there's always some bullshit or he would die it was too
much. He'd become a zombie, or he'd get everybody said to hell,
or he'd find aliens, and it's like, my whole thing is like why
would you can how could you possibly continue living with this guy? That's what
was so like frustrating. I guess like, dude, I understand he's needed.
It was like it's like it was to me, it was borderline Jeoffrey
in Game of Thrones, like just so like all fuck this dude, fuck
this dude. Man, he was there, he was king. That's the
reason why I was there. He thought he was gay. If they would
have found out he wasn't Robert's kid, someone would have someone would have just
hit him in the head with a club. Kill was right, wasn't it
was? Wasn't it? Shakes? I don't know. I was shaped like
no idea. I re shaped well because he's also a narcissist, right,
like of course, yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm curious about
that though, can fit everybody else. That's why Carl is definitely my favorite
character. When I think about it, Oh, Carl, Carl, Carls.
There's there's a scene. There's a scene that lives in my head red
for I think about it. I think, actually, like at least twice
a week every for like the last several years, of him hiding behind his
couch in the dark, when Frylock is like knocking on the window and he's
just whispering. He's like he's got the lights off, he'shiding behind the counch.
He's like, Carl, Carl, you home. He's like he's just
whispering to himself. He's like, go away, go away, you freak.
They it's just so real, like get out of here, go away,
leave but just whispering and just like just living, like why would you
put? Wh did you move? Like the whole the whole idea of that
ship. It's like it's so it's just frustrating that it's like why would these
people The way that this is set up is so insane, and no one's
just like, yeah, I'm leaving like anyone, Like if you're a normal
person, you would either move yourself, you would maybe kill some I don't
know, something crazy would happened, but obviously, you know for the show.
I just I love the moon, the moon and ights. Let's uh,
let's let's move on to let's let's get the fuck out of here.
Yes we got let's let's blow this popsicle stand? We got? Uh?
All right, Sweeney's doing this mating call. I guess he really think something
joking my joking emotions more like I don't know, I don't know. You
got this over the over the wrist. You take your penis right, you
get it almost hard, and then you just put over this and you constantly
stretch it over your wrist over and over. You gotta damp towel over your
penis right and over the wrist and stretch over the wrist. Do that for
do that for forty five minutes, eight days a week. Let's read these
names, cut me down. Eight days of port Man, You'll get it,
three two one, all Star. But he repeats and they don't stop
coming. The Patron formerly known as the Porto Rican Genius por Uh. Tom
Sweeney has bigger tits than Sydney Sweeney. Miguel o'haris trans mask pussy which I'm
sucking you one, dick, I'm fucking guys, I got so hard,
come so far in the in my end, Lincoln Park, p Diddley Turian
pussy uh. In this life or the next, twenty eight US Marines in
black Ford Raptor truck seizing ram Ranch looking for Prince Harry so they can fuck
is. But Neon wants to fuck a kids buttle wholesome. I don't know
who. Neon is. One of those like alf He's one of those mena
sphere people right like this Sneako, Yeah, I feel like Neon. Uh.
I feel like that name is associated with like yeah, I feel like
that name is associated with like Sneako and tape for me Like I could be
wrong, though, I don't know me down because I'm covered in Colm little
boozy Jack, the world's fastest Maori gay smiling friends be like, hooray,
Charlie, you bad me. I'm boy Pragger's Charlie. I love Dick,
Charlie. I love Dick stupid. I don't want to set my ass on
fire. I just want to see a really big fart, big meaty stinks
Andy. The man who's handies are stran andy, cocky bowl boa versus a
penis pede. You guys are really not good at these it's but it's it's
that's like, I don't even know what that a penis peede, hockey bow
bowel. That's so I get get it, I get it, But that's
I don't know man. That's like read Richard's Stretched the Ending, the ending
of Fight Club, except a Sweeney at the top of a sasscaper, drinking
piss, heath Smoker, Chris's gay college Experience, My Dick fell Off,
Tarikna Sheid's secret white gay lover, the boy in the striped Supreme homeless transfem
who comes uh that one fairy or that one furry? I swear if I
had my wimbley gun on me right now, Jordan Penison, my my queer
spear be gaping men's balloon knots like a child, like a child's tongue at
a birthday party. Ah Uh, one of my lectures got cucked by the
lead singer of Pixies. Who one of my lecturers lectures? Okay, we're
Pixies. Check out what mad wicked mixes dig Lixies was that was that?
Fucking was that fucking method Man? Who the fuck was that? That was
not method Man? I think it was. I swear to god, it
was like I was a Red Man. Someone stud Someone did that. Someone
fucking real did that song Pixies, Pixies fairly odd parents. It was not
method Man, I can tell you that much for sure. Was it crap
Man? The Pixie Rap where Pixies two thousand and five? Method Man and
Red Man get fucked? Wait? Wait what get get from the song?
From from the wait? From the song that those kinkstate. I'm so well
I know hip hop culture like the back of my heads. That's crazy.
No, no, no, no, I'll take I'll take that concession because
I never thought that do they do like a live actisid? Or is that
them? From the song it's they just did the show The Pixie Rap.
Yeah, OK, why is it not playing? That doesn't even sound like
them? They sound like them. That sounds like even that does not sound
like method Man and Redman. This sounds like method Man and Red Man.
It sounds like method It's a show. It's a show. Red is definitely
Red is definitely changing his voice a little bit. But you can definitely tell
the smokiness of maybe maybe Method Man. It does not sound exactly like them.
I didn't you guys? Do you keep putting words in people's mouths?
No one said it sound exactly like them? Why do you do that?
Nobody? No one said that, you jesus, there's kind of sounds like
him. I can tell it's him. And then you're like, it doesn't
sound exactly like Nigga. No one said that, how do you do this?
I'm not gonna because that made my brain. That almost made my brain
scream sounds like them, And I'm like, where does that sound like?
I can I do when I do my gay parodies, for example, if
you hear it, I'm trying to imitate their voices, but you can tell
it's me, like you can still tell it's me though, you're like,
oh, I can tell that's Derek doing that, but that's not my exact
voice. Dummy. All right, I'm done. If you don't know what
my brain literally my brain almost exploded, I'm done. Okay, okay,
cool, okay, it's over. I'm crazy over that. My brain literally
almost blew up. My brain also literally, but I'm here. You said
that, you said that six times, so let's get it said onwards.
Get before I put my head through my monitor. I just can't. I
just ma, that was this shocking to me that you like? Because yeah,
you can, you could ask, you could ask anyone I know,
well, not anyone I know. I bet a lot of people who also
like both Bathad and Men Men probably did not know that was them. Either,
tell you something on my on my playlist I have. I feel like
you saw that, and that's why you know that, because I can bet
you, Chris, you cannot name another song with both of them minute without
looking it up right now, you cannot exactly what it was Method Man and
Red Man. And you were like, oh, that's because I remember,
not because I remember the shots. That's Method Man from the Wool Tank Plan.
You did not do that but you also have somebody like me. Do
you know? Can you name Method Man and Red Man songs right off the
top of your head? Of course? One of my favorite of them right
now? Why do I have to do three? Now? You just said
one, name two? Name two? So anyway you said one or name
one or it's name. One of my favorite fucking hip hop tracks from them
specifically is Blackout. I love that song. Okay, okay, I fucking
dude, I don't need I don't need to prove anything to you, but
like this, I just like, I'm very versed with the Method of Red.
I like a lot of their stuff. Actually like Method Man a lot
more than the Red Man. Actually think Red I think is highly overrated.
To be honest, I I'm being be honest, I think it's highly overrated.
I think Man is way better, just a better sound. But like
they, but they're like, say, look when you when I'm hearing this
Pixie thing, what I would normally think, Probably what you thought is that,
oh, some people pretending to be them, Like you probably think it
was just some people pretend to be them, because me hearing I didn't even
think it was them because it didn't sound like them. And then once I
heard once I heard you were like one so like it was like, oh,
that's method Man one hundred percent. I went and I was like,
I guess one of you like him. I definitely not Red Man. That
sounds and I've i've I liked I can hear Red Man's voice too. He's
just putting on more I can. I'm still listening to it. So basically,
so this isn't easy. This is you know, an easy experiment to
do is we can just get a method in Red song right and then just
be like, hey, guys, listen to this song. Now, listen
to this pixie song. Can you tell these are the same people. I
guarantee you nine out of ten people a gonna be like, yeah, I
can. I can tell that they're just doing a dumb ass thing called We're
Pixies. I remember that being a I remember that being all the time.
I remember that that was what everybody was talking about at the time when that
episode aired. I remember I remember like being in school and people like,
did you see fucking method Man in fucking Redman on fucking I don't know?
And I remember being like, I don't know who are I don't I didn't
know anything about that, but like I, for whatever reason, I remember
that being a topic of conversation. I was like, Oh, yeah,
i'm gonna show you, Chris, I'm gonna send you. I'm gonna send
you blackout right now by them. And when this song came out, there
was something about it that really like I took to it. I bet I'm
gonna hear it, because I bet, I bet I'm gonna hear it,
and I'm gonna be like, oh, these are the Pixies, guys,
I'm gonna put it. I just wanted to actually sounds more like Red Men
now the more I listened to it now, not the whole song sound that
it comes in around thirty seconds. Because I've heard and seen that episode so
many times, I never thought method Man a red Man. I actually don't
think. Also, my brain's probably remembering them speak, and my brain was
like, oh, they sang like they spoke. It sounds like this,
it's it. It does sound like it's a different cadence obvious, and obviously
the song is different right since the I remember I remember I remember that episode
so vidly because I remember being like, this is an unusually good song for
like a fairly parents because they have not really they weren't exactly like family guy,
you know what I mean, where a family guy was putting out like
just like really good, like they would win like fucking awards for their musicals.
Fairly Parents never won a damn thing because it's most of their songs are
not good. And I remember that song came on in that movie and I
remember being like, what the fun? That was good for some reason?
Like why is that we shiney my shiny was pretty good? Fat cocking me
my big, fat cocking my dig that spark it? You know what that
I forgot about? I forgot about that one? Was I forgot about?
Do you think that guy? Yeah? It was? That was? That
was that was actually was It was Aaron Carter or what's his name? Or
Justin McCartney, one of them, Justin Patrick. It was Christopher Patrick from
back Street on the one that like no one cares about. It's interesting,
Uh yeah, who's Justin McCarthy Do you mean Justin Jim McCartney, Jesse Jesse
the car? Who's that he did? I think he died recently? Let
me see, I don't know. Justin Partney was like a big he was
like a big team. Like when we were he was kind of like he
was justin he was Yeah, he was like Justin Bieber when we were kids.
Yeah, I remember that anything. I blocked that out of my memory.
Yeah, you already if you like that. The Weirdest fun So Beautiful
Soul is a really popular song from this. He did not pass away,
Lily heard us. He did not pass away yet. I think Aaron Carter
did. Oh so he's the one that did it or was it No?
He said it was Chris. You were talking about the one that passed away,
Chris. Chris Kirkpatrick did Chip skylark in Fairly Chip, Aaron Carter died
and j Partney did did Me and You and Your Beautiful Soul? You know
what sucked up? He was one of the only few people that was uh.
He was running defense for that fat dude that that put all the boy
bands together and they like abused them all and stole their money and shit,
I forgot his dance. They did a documentary. It was a Dan Schneider
version. It was literally dance but for pop music. He put on the
one that recently died, right, the one that recently died. What happened
was someone tried to because he was close to Michael Jackson, he was younger.
He worked him a few times, and they were like, hey,
can you come and say functioned about Michael Jackson? And he was like,
why would I lie about a man that was only ever really kind to me?
And he like literally, like outwardly like no, Michael never did anything
wrong to me. And they tried to make me say functioned about him.
It was his mother and shit like that, and I was like, dang,
that's pretty fucking why. That's interesting. But I also he defended that
guy that clearly abused all the other pop singers. So I'm wondering if he
was too young to understand because like everybody else, they used documentary and they
diar read all over that gather, like that nigga stole all of our money.
He said. He was a six member of in Sync and so he
would just get a large, fat cut and like it would steal all these
people's money. I'm like, it's crazy. Here's just some fat guy behind
the scenes that put the bands together and he would take like most of their
money. I guess oh makes me really happy anyway. Anyway, piss Pants
oh yeah, mister pants Jesse, we need to make more piss Jesse.
I can't, mister white baller of the First Sin, spump of futters gay
Motley Crew. When I get high on peen hot guys, commy cocks drug
for me, my butts slammed, fuck my bikey. I don't know what
this. I don't know what these are. I think it's start my heart.
I think that's kickstarting. I can be. I don't think i've I
don't think I've listened to a single Motley Crew song all the way through.
Really, like you may have heard, yeah, kick stop my heart and
suck my cock. Whoa, yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe. I
don't know. If it's not a guitar hero, then I've heard it.
But like, if it's not a guitar hero, then I have understand I
mean, he all that glam ship, the it's it's mostly the same,
the old metals, hair metal, jolly old jolly old dipshit, dragons,
sug Macocca adgies and all right Patrick hit him with the autistic flow. Sidney
Sweeney's hits has two moons cyphergraph medium penis ha Palestinians to be like, hey,
here they come. It's lots and lots of Jews and planes, Jews
and blades. Don't hear the reaper. All the guys have come, queer
butts on their schlong. Uh huh man. I think I really think we
are kind of experts. You know what, I will say. I will
say this, I've seen other people do it, and right, I will
say, it doesn't get the little effort that we've put in. And then
what I've been doing recently exploding on TikTok, and I see other people doing
it, and I'm like, really, guys. I I I told another
guy that he had an idea of doing wheezer and I said, yeah,
dude it man, it'll probably be like blow up. But like, I
just think people suck it. Seems like it's it's so easy. I'm like,
bro, this is this is just money. It's money on the table.
Why are you not doing it? It's difficult for people that maybe maybe
it's more difficult than we think. Maybe it is. It does it,
it odd, it eerily does not. You have no stake in it.
That's why we don't worry about it. I gotta worry about nothing. Some
people that may be like, hey, man, you're you may this may
not. I'm like, I don't. I don't want to hear nothing.
I don't want to hear nothing. I'm just logic. I don't care.
I don't care if it's right. I don't care if you're right. Fuck
you. I have to say, I'm putting a moratorium on on this whole
thing. I'm putting a moratorium. If you're listening to this and you've gotten
this far, then you know what that means. Enough you pitch. You
gotta stop pitching us on on these song parodies, cause it's getting to the
point where, like, you know, you don't pitch. You don't pitch
an artist on what their next art should be, you know what I mean,
Like, it's that's not how it because because then it's like, oh,
that's a good idea, but we can't do it because it's not ours
now, and we didn't. We didn't, we didn't come up with it.
There's a lot of things that are being taken off the table because they're
not now ours, and you can't. You gotta just chill like we'll we'll
get them, we'll get them, or go back to writing weird ship.
Yeah, you can write some weird ship or look at you. You have
to become undeniable, or it's so good that it's like that, that is,
that's a good idea, and then maybe we'll steal it from you and
you'll be happy that you at least were included. Yeah, like this one
got you, this one, this one is, this one, this next
one is is a great example. L Z, I'm gonna give you my
comm. I'm gonna give you my coum. Not a whole lot of comm,
not a whole lot of com, not a whole lot of com.
Not worth it, simply not. It's just wasn't worth it. What song
is that? What song is that? Exactly? Was the exact full of
sunshine? Really? The only stipulation I had personally is I wanted people to
say what it was, But I feel like they refuse to do it because
they want the struggle of us trying to figure it out. They want they
want to Yes, yeah, they're these guys are rat bastards. That's why
everybody is right. You know what happened? If you know what fixed this
problem seriously for everybody, If it took a little less time being fucking stupid
and gay, this problem would be way fucking better, but so busy being
fucking gay. They wish for a glass of comings. Hunter Dubois back with
Revengers. Davy head first on my TV after seeing in a dumb seven rebirth
dumb game I met. I'm on the last chapter of Final Fantasy seven remake.
Now, by the way, I finished Free Birth yesterday. Even blazes
do that shit? Huh yeah, I mean birth already. Yeah, I
finished Free Birth yesterday. Christy niggas are well, it's been out for a
month. To be fair, it's been a month. Okay, yeah,
okay, fair ending made me really sad. That's all I'm gonna say.
I didn't like how personally. Maybe that doesn't mean anything. Maybe he was
he made me sad. That doesn't mean anything. What if Chris was to
being a happy ending. I never said it wasn't a happy ending. I
said I didn't like it. It made me sad, all right, Well,
I mean not fine, all happen. I'm like, I don't like
that. I'm so sad, all right. I was just I was just
kidding. This was the whole point. This was too good. Everything was
too I don't like you, dude, It's so funny. Because I was
this is my second time playing through it. I never beat it, but
like I totally the first time I play through it, I got embarrassingly deep
into the game before I realized that you could deepad right on the spells.
I think I got like seven hours in before I was like, oh,
you could fucking wrong reversion of the spells. Yeah, because to me,
I was thinking, like why would I want to use a weaker version of
the spell Like why would I want to know? Yeah, obviously, but
like I just wasn't. But like my thought was like if it upgrades,
because you don't get to choose when to upgrade it, you know what I
mean, Like it just sort of upgrades automatically, Like it's like they upgrade
automatical. And so my assumption was it would be you also never played the
original one? Really, so that's what that makes sense? That's true?
Yeah, yeah I didn't. I didn't played much of the original That makes
it didn't play apparently apparently this entire it is it should be Wait is it
not not a piece yet yet? Like is it? It's like it's gonna
it's gonna come later, Like it's on an Xbox and Motigo and it's definitely
not on its way to Xbox. That's insane. It's not gonna Xbox.
Or no, it's not on Xbox. No, so it's only Yeah,
it's only PC, not Xbox, but not Xbox. Ok, Xbox.
Let me see Final P seven remake Xbox. Uh five months ago? What
the places? Five? No? No, I'm not I'll maybe I might
just buy the Pro. I think I'm just gonna wait for the Pro.
Or I don't even know if I should buy it at all. I just
don't personally, since your your job is is is completely you need it obviously.
Me. I it's just there's not enough exclusive stuff on there for me
to want to buy it. Because I know Spider Man two is gonna come
on PC eventually. I can wait. You know, I've been waiting,
and so it will wait patiently. Yeah, honestly, Like if you don't,
if you don't know, if you really don't, if you really don't
care about waiting, there's no reason for you to have it. Yeah,
I'm okay. There's too much ship out already, bro. I want to
go back to play balders Gate at a certain point because there's just still more
ship to do, and so I'm kind of like, why am I gonna
keep buying games and never finished play through. I'm on my finally fourth play
through a bald it was gay. See what I'm saying, Like, it's
just ending. I've gotten good, I've gotten bad. I want to try
to make a monk whole game. Monks starts sucking really bad at a certain
point. Yeah, it's it's it's not viable, fucking bad. It's I'm
so upset because I really want to use the monk, because I love how
they get the sashage. I give them different elemental punches. I think that's
so cool. But the monk is so bad. Yeah, it's so much
worse than other characters. And I'm like, damn, dude, fuck I
wish Lily's asper, Lily's asparagus, bringing binging pissed dealer back to tank of
common Caucasian container, the cracker bell for gays, Donald Trump burping on Dom's
clit. Super Earth is just regular Earth with that Israel Max Silhouette as strong
to take on any dong in Me's where all all dick belongs? What is
that? Obviously that's headstrong by trapped h She picked it on my Pippa.
I live in Orange County, New York. Now, fuck you Long Island
Sweeney showers and sneakers the other day. The image of anybody showering, the
image of somebody naked with shoes on, is so fucking funny, hid because
what itause like you think, you think that you got that many people after
you that you gotta have sneakers on in the bathroom, because I feel like
you'll slip in a shower if you're wearing sneakers somebody. You get the ones
that you were at like a job, like at a fast food joint,
you get the slip so you can just take off. You can just take
off on some sprinting in the fucking rain. Dude, I hasn't throwing my
sneakers today because like, like I had, I had a pair of shoes
that I've had since I'm since I moved to l A. And the traction
was is all like you could you know how like you can slide on socks
on like a like to do that with slippers. I could do that with
my sneakers, And it got so I was like, I'm gonna die in
these shoes. I kinda, but it was so sad. I don't like
throwing away shoes. So right now, you guys probably don't know this.
There's a huge thing of beef going on between J Cole, Kendrick Lamar,
and Drake because because the feature song, Yeah so, J Cole and Drake
made a song called First for the Shooter where they were calling they were calling
themselves the Big three of like hip hop. First of all, the fact
that Drake thought he was gonna call himself the Big three and one of the
best rappers ever is insane. Like, I look, I think Drake has
done a lot of great things and he's reached a lot of accolades that are
not the other artists are just not gonna reach. He's the second biggest argist
world. You take that, you take that ship, and you go to
the bank within. You respect that you have that right. But for him
to stand in the conversation of the greatest artists alive right now and really put
himself there is insane to me. Like he makes the most repetitive, boring
music. He makes like pop level music in him. He does make pop.
He does make pop, and he really and it's really wild that he
did that. But what happened was a lot of people going back and between
the Kendricks camp and Jake Cole's camp, And it's getting fucking really ridiculous,
because if we're gonna be honest, I love j Cole. I actually really
loved Jac's I was just listening to respect him as an artist. I think
he's a genius. He's no Kendrick Lamar when it comes to ability to make
albums. Kendrick's album making is probably like the best we've seen in like many
generations of artists. No, his his range, the easiest thing, the
easiest thing, strip a lot of stuff away, like long story short,
Kendrick's range, what he can do with his vocal ability. No, people
can't touch on. It's it's simple. I don't even I thought even I
think it's way beyond that. I think when I said though, just to
just to like not get all the way deep into it, just that little
fact alone enough already separates him from everybody else. Nobody can do. They
can't do. People can't Jaco can't do. What can you can do?
Like, he just doesn't have that type of sense And what I guess in
the sense of like votal strip away all of the music and just listen to
how he does stuff, his cadence, his death, his voice, the
different things that he can do, the different ranges. He's in so many
different ranges that people are normally I can only rap in my range. I
only have my one where j Cole has a range, and I think Ja
Cole can rap multi but he can't. Not he does. I would give
him that. He sounds the same. Drake is a diverse artist. Drake
can sing quite well if he wants to drink, sings better than he raps.
I think, especially now he doesn't rap anymore. That's why he doesn't
rap. It's not rapping when I'm be honest, I've just I've never liked
him rapping. I've never read I don't. I think the only time and
it's and I see like it's the ghost shit and we can tell like it's
definitely written for him, like say, what was that song forever like a
last name ever? That he didn't write that ship? But I think that's
a great I think he sounds good in that song. Like when he's not
writing for himself, I think he sounds good. And then when he clearly
is putting his own ship together, I'm like, dude, you you're fuck
you sucked, dude. I think I think Drake has this talent because because
I'm I didn't want to miss I was, I'm a Drake fan, I
wasn't to a lot of his musicians, a lot of his albums. I
think he has his talent in where he has talent. But I think for
him to say he's one of the best ever is insane. I think Kensa
Lamar one of the best. Watched them both when it comes to what he's
created. Butter to have three albums, to have four albums like Damn to
a Butterfly, Good Kid, Mad City, to have mister Morales, like
to have those kinds of albums under your accolades. Your worst album is looking
Mad City. That's insane thing to have as your worst album that I think.
I think Mad City is better than Section eight, for example, like
I think sectually as better. I think that he's better because it's a come
up album and he has to go harder in a lot of the songs.
But I mean songs, pres elections, the productions, and we could we
could argue about that, but again, to say this right, it's really
insane and people and black Twitter's getting fucking wild. They're saying crazy things to
each other, and I'm like, y'all, these are artists. I don't
know, y'all exist well. People just clom down people. People think sales
means that you're the best, and that's all Drake has. Drake is the
second biggest artist in the world. It's it's Taylor Swift and then it's Drake.
You know what's crazy? For a while it was actually bad bunny.
Oh yeah, three years it was bad money, which is crazy. If
more people knew English, not me sorry, spoke Spanish, like say the
in the in the United States, he would be number one, untouchable.
But yeah, a lot of people all over the world love him because everybody
likes copying and Spanic culture just like black culture. Whenever, whenever, whenever
minorities are doing good, everybody's like, yo, this is lip let's jump
on this train. Nigga's doing pro wrestling and stuff all that, but yeah,
let's get the fuck out of here. Though, did you finish?
And finished? Was waiting for years, but ire, but I drew.
I drew a cheese elemental. Damn, it's not bad. You did not
draw that this quickly. That was you did not draw that. I was
gonna say, as a damn, are you sure you don't want to be
like a fucking animator with the do that? But I just believed him because
I didn't know any better. I'm just like, well, I mean that
did that that realistically drawing that took about that amount of time. But like
the coloring is yea, coloring takes time. But because you weren't even moving
your fucking thing that way, you were just like tapping and scrolly Like damn,
Chris, I was literally coloring. This is like you can see that,
you can see the process. I'd be like, why are you doing
I would be like why are you doing this? If you could do that,
like, why are you doing this? Yeah? I was like why
did you? Like? Why are you could really create eating stuff? Kickson?
I can draw very I can. I can paint like I can.
There's no profitability in that say, there's no profitability, but there's a can't.
Animating is different. Animation is hard. Like I can draw, I
can't animate that. That's a whole other level where it's like that's conceptualizing a
two D that's conceptualizing like a character in like every possible pose, every from
every angle. No way, that's that's tricky. But anyway, where are
we at. We're rebranding the Stark Tank as the Spank Tank. Maybe slightly
above average clip energy just the hard r Star Coffee. Never made it as
a straight man, only made it as a gay man, squealing gay blade,
gay Blade. I liked to come on, come on out here,
you rapist. Uh Vince McMahon. Uh, my son froze to death in
the waste of Ohio by going homeless pain Fox and this is you. Gotta
look up that quote and the way he says it to come under your ripe
best. It's it's crazy, dude, that's real. What do you the
chat? Huh? It's acount as wild stupid in the chat. Keep reading
story. I don't want to see Derek's reaction. That's crazy. This is
kind as wild. The away from Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, It's coming
back many ninety million rogins of ionizing radiation. You likes, dude, Craig
the Canadian Chris is my favorite gas lighter, Derek my favorite misogynist. Sweeney
is there? I guess uh it's your boy, Shawney d womp womp man
ass wamp man ass wump man ass the again. I don't know Philly.
Nine k likes, it's crazy. Nine k likes is wild, for that
is true. I'm reading your guys' name. If you guys can't hear it
over them talking, that's that's not my I'm reading. Yeah, yeah,
it's it's not my problem. Don't. I don't want to get a fucking
complaint. I don't want to get a complaint. I live in Philly and
everything. You guys, by the way, you can talk over that.
Also, I once on two homeless guys fucking uh my near my high school.
If I Chris Raygan had one wish, I'd wish that women could only
speak by shouting their names like stupid fucking Pokemon three x O politely informing someone
that they dropped their cumb while waiting in line. Excuse me, did you
drop your cum? Uh? The homeless cat and the homeless cat that Shane
Dawson impregnated, slurp and smoking joking smoking emoticons going like this, uh drip
and h Lord of homeless drip. I got my mind set on you by
George Harrison, I got my boss foot on you zeus Man milk OPI won't
you blow me? Jackson Vernon Norwegian game DEEV Fucking the Homeless, to sleep,
Kremlin to Gremlin her song and the Dicks going into the Dick's Dora.
I'm gonna steal your bones. One more spoon of cum syrup. Now,
Oh whoa zoo by Denzel Fury Abby let Derek read the names, you tireant
yo. It's me Vladimir Vladimir Vladimir aovich Putin. I'm going to send even
Ralph to stabilized Lithuania so I can take it wage La five eighty three,
a sad guy from Michigan. Finally, I'd like some cumshots. Maybe one
with the camera looking up at you. One on the ground when you come
on your belly. That's wild. The Peppini Brothers Presents Master Roschi Flow.
We smoke in Dino caps and flying nimbuses. You stupid piece of shit,
Donkerson and like my like my dad used to say, dig it while you
can, bitch because the light just turned motherfucking green. Bye, bitch.
I don't know what the fuck is going on. It's stalling. A faulty
didn't like Chris has had the place under on repeat. You gotta pay the
trolls hold to get into the boys whole gage six Alexander the Gates Bye a
what the fuck? Wait? Did I copy this wrong? Yo? His
delivery on rapist is crazy. It's crazy. And then he himself it's so
good dude, Oh man, bye by a man. Wait wait, this
is a good name. I like this name. This is a good name.
Actually, is it? Uh? Buy a man, buy a man,
eat fish he day teach fish man to a lifetime that it was meant
to solely swift. It's so stupid. Fuck Patriot for removing the search by
month option. These cunts will will do whatever it takes to make the site
unusable. Suck the dick in your mouth. No one else can suck it
for you. Only you can make it come. No one else, no
one else can stick to come on your mouth or whatever. Ah help fuck
uh the lesbian holding hiding in your walls. They're coming lots and lots of
dick and balls. I went homeless paying Ian Myles Tong to swap the chump
of casino guy John Strickland. I miss old Kanye go to the throat.
Kanye pulls in the whole Kanye Dragon a dance floor Kanye Merks eighteen eighty nine,
Call me the third Piggy because I'm blinked up and ready to get blown.
Damn good. That's a good one. One. That's actually that's that's
unironically hilarious. That's pretty good. The First Turth of Keith David featuring a
crowd of people gang writing on Chris's little slutty notebook. The Second Church of
Keep David featuring being better than first char Key David pre Rise Blake eight nine
six a half like half in into these person named Bitch and Word. Lost
my job at Coles because they caught me playing with Annequins Spooms Chris Chris is
six two stunt double. I've always wanted to do that. By the way,
I always wanted to have like a video where like I've always wanted to
have a video where like I there's like an action scene or like some scene
where like I take a tumble and it's just like a black guy who's like
way taller than me in my clothes for like three or four seconds. Something
like that happened in I think it was Cold. I think it was called
it was one of those spoof movies. It might have been a date movie
with that redheaded chicken from uh that pie movie American Pie. And she was
supposed to like she's on a bike and then she's supposed to like jump a
gap or something, and this is this giant black dude with fucking muscles,
and I was like, that was the only funny part of that movie,
Like literally, yeah, that's literally, that's a classic. That was in
a naked gun That's in a naked gun movie, I think as well,
or something like that. There's also a fan the commercial. There's a commercial
with the Jack Jordan where his mom is like playing basketball with him and his
oh yeah, black dude dunk his mom on. It's like, there you
go, Michael, and this is like stupid, what the fuck? I
love that. It's such a simple joke, but I love that joke.
Alaskin you what to feel? Trash Texas tater salad, Chris eating pussy like
a fat guy at a buffet, Sue Hulk took on my ass hair as
Nicky Ziggy, I want to test Chris's dyslexia Ginger, My piss is thick
like gas station slushy, and Lily chugs it. The script for nine to
eleven, the script Wicked nine nine Sorry Miss Jackson, badly Brave Hugger,
Derek duck Hunt, the vegan Necromanser I got consent Eightiurian bridget In Punter melfis
one, finally rehabilitated and back in the saddle with two functioning hands, and
is always rounding out our list. Is the King of Haphazard the book King.
Well, gee, Brina, we gotta get out of here before the
Then we're just gonna up by