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for today. They're kicking ass. Maverick's back at it tomorrow night against the
Celtics. All right, let's go now over to an extended edition of Dinghy's
Morning News, the Comic Session Sexually. This is actually pretty funny. Not
gonna do it, Oh man, I'm kind of scared to play this video
because I haven't previewed it. No, it's three minutes long. Screw that.
Let's tell the story, all right. TikTok went crazy earlier with the
viral video of the young lady that perfer formed the national anthem so efficiently and
really kind of did it did honor to the way it was traditionally meant to
be sung. The eight year old girl that sang the national anthem at a
Indiana Pacers game that was just so over the top and wheels off and wild
wild ride, right, guys, completely wild ride. Well, TikTok's also
jumped on something another video that's gone completely viral, and this has to do
with a Jimmy John's employee and a customer was ordered a sandwich and he was
trying to settle up all right, and the guy started filming the Jimmy John's
employee when it became evident that this was kind of taking a turn, and
not for good, because the gentleman tried. The customer tried to pay for
his sandwich in cash. He was informed by the cashier that we are not
accepting cash today. He said, I'm not going to risk my job for
you because you can't pay. I'm not going to do anything for you.
I can't accept cash today. I'm not going to give you a free sandwich
and risk my job for you. The employee then proceeded to take the man's
sandwich and throw it in the trash. Yes, I thought that if we
were going to throw it at him when you were threatening a thrown sandwich.
Yeah, but that food could go to the hot homeless couple on Spring Valley.
It was a little there was an issue with the cash register, so
the guy just said, hey, bro, sorry, man can't take cash
credit card only. The guy's like, dude, just here, if it's
ten dollars, just give me my put your hand in your little cash register
and give me my two dollars and forty eight cents change. Stan looking at
his name tag and his kid, workers like, dude, I'm not risking
my job for you. He's holding the sandwich in his hand and flings it
into the waste basket. There's video of this, Yeah, yeah, it's
on TikTok and I've got it right here. But the problem is it's three
and a half minutes long, and uh, I don't know if there's swear
words, so I better not play better or not. Yeah, air on
the side of caution when it comes to angry sandwich customer videos. I thought
that was pretty funny. The headline's great. I feel like they're really happy
to see me at Jimmy John. I mean, wouldn't you read this article
Jimmy John's employee throws customer order in trash. That's the headline. Yeah,
and I clicked it. Not only do I click it, I read it
and I brought it to a very popular radio show and on the air.
Yeah, very popular in prison, great success in prison. Thank you.
They always uh, well, so Jimmy John's. I don't go there much,
but when I do, I always try to get this like hot mustard
added, Oh, really, hot mustard. It's really good, aren't they
on Jimmy's mustard or whatever? Remember one time Skin was telling his story because
he went and he told the homeles scout front that he would get something,
and then he brought him out the sandwich. And the guy, the almost
guy, complained about the sandwich he got him. Really he didn't like you
take it back and you know, get some ham on it or something.
I don't know, like I forgot to forget the details of it. Yeah.
That was when I think of Jimmy Jones. Weirdly, I always think
of that story of Skin being pissed at the homeless guy. It is crazy
for complaining about the sandwich. That's gonna just body. It's crazy how audacious
some some sect of the homeless can be. I don't know if you guys
have encountered this when you have the panhandler that's asking you for money and you're
like, I'm sorry, I don't carry cash, and then they whip out
an iPhone fifteen and tell you that they have Venmo with a little swipe swipe
thing on it. What Yeah, no, I here's money that bad sell
your fifteen hundred dollars phone. Brow Do you like the speed sandwich at Jimmy
John's But they just never seem very happy about anything. I've been in multiples.
I don't go that often. It's a very basic sandwich but in a
pinch, decent price fast. Just not happy to be there usually. And
you know what, was anyone happy? I used to work a Crystal Creek
sandwich company and sandwich I was pretty happy. I like making sandwiches basically before
you had the games on your phone. Yeah, it's like working at a
place like that and you know, bread and meat and you just kind of
construct things and get them out the window. I kind of like that.
You know who's happy to make sandwiches? Are fine folks over at the Great
Outdoors on belt Line right up the street. They're very happy you you go
in there to order a sandwich at that great Outdoors. It's right up there
like a toll Wayne belt line. Just go a little bit east. It's
like walking into a New Orleans restaurant. Hey, baby, what can I
get for you? I mean, it's so cool and they're laid back and
it might take a couple of minutes extra, but dude, it's a fun
experience. I love outdoors. There you go. Thank you a sandwich update.
Thank you for your update on sandwiches. Usually it's burgers and planes,
but it's sandwiches. Today twenty nine a small day in the birthday community,
because that's how it is. Happy birthday to Mike Rynder's daughter Jordan. Happy
birthday, Jordan Reyner, new mom, Good job Jordan. Tyrese Haliburton's twenty
four. Oh he's got a leap. Yeah, he's funny. If you
remember he's got two voices. Oh yeah, that was pretty funny. I
don't know if I still have it, but the double voice guy, that
was strange. That was so strange and very funny. And then he's like
people always say that, but uh, he's kind of fun. We also
have the birthday of Foster, of the People's Mark Foster is forty. I
did not know that he was named after that, or that the band was
named after that. What did I that's wild? Jar Rule's forty eight,
all right, born as Jeffrey Atkins. Of course jar Rule next year super
Bowl halftime. Maybe maybe there is a story that he has been denied access
to the UK and his tour is about to begin over there, just continuing
the whole jaw Rule is a fraud thing, obviously one of the co creators
of Fire Festival. Oh that's right, So Jo Rule's tour is about to
start. He can't get into the UK. I'll follow tomorrow. Maybe I
don't know. Also, the boyth day of a man who's dead now he's
eighty, but he comes up on our show about once a month. Dennis
Freena would have been eighty. He's come up one time and you know what,
why did he come up? We always Oh he had some name that
sounded like him. It is funny like he is. When you see his
face, you go, oh, I know who that guy is and he's
eighty. He would have been eighty. Oh he's no longer and went ahead
and checked on out of here. He said, I'm good, I'm Gucci
fam Also, the movie Semi Pro came out on this day in two thousand
and eight, and I contend that that is a very underrated one that people
off an overlook because there might have been tired of Will Ferrell by that time,
when you'd already had your Anchorman, your Talidgga Knights, you'd kind of
already gone through the ringer there. Semi Approach is great, starring Woody Harrelson
and Andre three thousand as well. That's Freaking Chill. That was a remake
too, a remake it the seventies movie Semi Pro. I don't remember Burt
Reynolds. Was he in that? Will Arnett is great in that movie.
Kick character actor you're thinking about the Longest Yard? I think I think he
might have been in both. They did a lot of football movies, like
seventeen football movies. Yeah, Kevin, I'm looking. It's on IMDb and
don't look. Just trust us. Also, Will Arnette great in that movie.
Am I tough? My bad? I'm wrong, You're right as always?
Andy Daly's great in the movie. You know Andy Daly is Mike's classes
just broke, Mikey. You want to borrow mine? Well, I don't
really need him. There's only eight minutes left in the show. Now.
Often does that happen? Well, I don't know. Twice since we worked.
Remember those are cheapies, right, yeah? Is it because your head?
Is that the thing? Your head's real big? Think? It got
caught on my headphones and I was trying to remove them. Dang it,
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yes, well there's other place we're gonna have the march. Let's freaking chill
is on us, and we've narrowed it down to about five or six.
I have put out on all the social media channels for you to weigh in
what movie we should watch because I need engagement. I need engagement people.
You know we should do do an Instagram vote. Uh? Well, yeah,
it is, it is. It's on there. I just asked the
question. It's on the ninety seven one the freaking channels, Stories, Twitter,
TikTok, all the stuff, and you can U, you know,
just answer what movie you'd like for us to show. Because we are in
charge of March, which begins tomorrow. Work brought you What did you say
they still work fine with one arm? Hell yeah, they weren't good.
You can see you look great. You look good. Actually, kind of
a new interesting stroy industry's idea. The one one armed bandits one arm kind
of like a glassware. Yeah, it's the Garth Brooks headset of glasses.
We kind of do Onny one arm. Yeah. What was a little grip
that they invented in the jerk opto grab? See if you had the opti
grab, they wouldn't fall off your nose, no slipping. He hates these
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Hey guys, this is Glenn reporting Live for ninety seven won the Freak at
the courthouse. Jerry Jones is now walking into the building. He's dropping his
pants and oh my god, it's so flashy. Oh this is not what
I thought a beat rider. What I quit, Zach, I quit?
Is that herd a beat writer for the DNA test. That's a beat rider.
Good morning, down beat. I'm with the Indy five hundred records Haul
and I wanted to present you with the Jigger Serroy Award for trying to qualify
for the Marconi Award but out of bad luck just not getting it. We
hope you appreciate this prestigious award and keep up the great work that you always
don't do. Love your boys that you always don't do. I'll thank you
for your efforts. Anyway, Maybe one day we'll pony up enough money to
pay the Marconi's every year to be a candidate, and then they eventually just
give us one and then the submission every four years or so. Attached the
audio your hell that works? Funny? How that works? Danny Mikey.
You two are the funniest house on the Free JJ super awesome. Love you
my dat game show host ever. Love the show. I'm wearing my downbeat
shirt and holding up my foam finger. Yeah let's go, baby, Yes,
sweet complimentary? What I like the things that he said? Like the
first two things that he said were really good, real voice. Yeah,
I was waiting on something bad to happen. Yeah, what's up, guys,
Danny? I love you, I really do, and I agree on
ninety nine percent of the things he said, oh, well, not liking
that Lose Control song by Teddy Swims was a rare Danny l But I still
love you. I didn't hate the song. I just thought it sounded like
fifteen things that I've already heard. You know you've heard more music than other
people. I know a musician, I know, I know you make songs
every day. He's all yours. I'm sure he's a hell of a dude
too. Yeah, he's played Dirk's party. Yeah, our guy. If
Dirk tuned in, we should broadcast as if Dirk is listening, if Dirt
tuned in and her do you say they're not my guy? Stop using my
promo. And I would never say that a song is bad. I'm just
saying that it didn't appeal to my personal taste as something that I would be
like, you know what I really want. I feel like I've heard of
this song sucks drop before. No, that was you, guys, that
was the old Dingo. Yeah. Yeah, I'm new and much less improved.
He's the white Cloud now. Yeah, the riff Sunshine love I love.
Oh hey guys, uh yeah, thirty five year old girl man here
hit a one hundred thousand pounds bulldozer, and you're absolutely right. I will
bang that white girl music till I die. Man, I don't care who's
watching, and I'll do the same thing in my truck when I'm heading home.
That's just how we roll, man, that's Texans. We have different
breed anyway. I love you boys, be easy, all right there,
Texas. I'll bang that white girl music until I die. You could have
stopped that, I know. I'll beg that click. I love you guys,
buns, but I must say the intros to yeah, be clear.
We don't always just play the positive. The positive things well, air critiques
as well. Okay, we're not scared you. We're not like Franklin.
I love you guys, buns, but I must say the intros to segments
have got to be done away with. We don't need a minute long song
when a five second stinger will do. Jeff fine. It's an instant tune
out for me, honestly, Like I'll switch to another station and if I
remember to switch back a minute later, then that's great. But if not,
I'm not listening to those intros. And there's no way I'm the only
one. Thanks for your call, Zach. Yeah, it's definitely take that
under advisement for sure. Right, we need those intro to gather things he
might be onto something to scramble for stories. People people do. We have
to earn their time, we have to earn their listening habits. And if
they're sitting through something that's repetitive that they don't like, then maybe we need
to take that into consideration. But where's the talk back mentioning? And I
think he was sports at seven which is ten seconds. Ye, scuttle butt
intro which is five seconds is a legit sounder. I just mentioned the good
things too. I need to create brand awareness, like then, sometimes you
do that repetitively with segments. He's just saying maybe they need to be shorter.
The Billboard Bayless one is long. That's what he was talking about.
You know, it's exactly the time it was set in. But that is
really just a bit to do it live because I randomly grabbed it. He's
doing it live last month. I've heard that once or twice. Let's do
it again. Let's do the billboard bailss oping right now. I mean I
could always sing jump again. That's long, I mean, but yeah,
just say we're not just playing the goods either just yeah, just hearing jo
each other. I think that makes a great point. I don't know what
you guys are causing a grief for Yeah, smart listener, We're not just
gonna sit over here and just j O each other. By the way,
speaking of j O, I'll be posting a new j O I video on
TikTok right after the good Hey, this is uh Geno Reese is here.
And I heard your little radio segment, mister Toyna, And you know,
I was just sitting in my office admiring your little radio show, preparing a
contract for Kevin Toyna to endorse our great Reese's Peanut butter Cup. But after
hearing you just say anything can can be replaced by adding chocolate and peanut butter,
you clown yourself. You're done. You're done. Damn. That'sund more
threatening than not gonna go with KG for the abnorsement, wearing the cement You're
done. That was Geno Reese's give you a Columbian neck Dyke toyack dye.
That's right. What a damn beat as a leap baby of the free station.
Okay, it's tough. I was transcribing that, so we'll skip that
one. But I just want to say, Luka, Don is my hero
and I love my horses. Thank you. Nikola the m v P coming
in. That's pretty nice. He's one. He's a fine actor. I
like him in these commercials that he's doing. It's funny he laying by the
pool. Yeah, is that an invite? I don't care about anything.
Yeah, that is great. He's funny. I love down Beat. Secure
me the official unofficial amputy of the Freak. I canna let you know that
cotton is definitely got to take a hit in the next coming years. Planteenth
season is coming up on us and with the ground chart, you're just not
gonna be able to find that seat. I'm also born and raised in love
of Texas, so I know a bit about cotton farming. Thank you,
sir. That was right. Yeah. When it comes to information on the
rolling planes, ask me or Jeremy. Yeah. Well, if you missed
our interview with A Shelby who is a someone who has fought in wildfires before,
we'll post that ride for the show for you. It was a very
telling what's going on what is now being called the second largest wildfire in US
history. Up in the panandle good morning, down beat. I have a
suggestion for you, you guys, check with your local fire departments because most
of them will have a ride out program where you can hang out at the
fire station and run calls with them for twelve, maybe even twenty four hours,
and that would be a great segment for you, guys. Love you,
Love you too. Uh that's I knew they did something because I've been
wanting to schedule a drop by visit for a little maukie. I could go
to a freaking fire station. God will wait for maybe his birthday or something
like that, but okay, his birthday's coming off. Yeah, they would
absolutely do that about a month dude. Yeah, well those for kids.
I mean for that sure, you're just popping in and firing off the siren,
but ride along hop on thing. Yeah, twelve hours. I can't
I full twelve hour. I mean I kind of just want to do with
the what they offer up to toddlers. Yeah, I don't make the siren
go. Can I wear the helmet for a second. I'm gonna take a
nap, Pat the dog, slide down the pole. There you go.
I don't need the f fe full fireman experience. I don't need to go
lift weights with you, guys. I'm more interested in this j o I
video. Kevin's gonna post the show that was wrong? My dad? This
is Malcolm. Two things my balls dropped and bring me some app in strawberries
home, please? Thanks? It does sound like what if that's the voice
he ends up evolving into when he's like fifteen, Hey dad, Malcolm,
borrow one hundred dollars send me money? Yeah, for a hamburger because that's
what it'll cost. About then still by the car wash too, Hey boys.
I only remember two parts have gone with the wind. The first was
when the little girl tried to ride side saddle on a horse, even though
everyone told her not to do it, and she immediately got bucked off like
a rag doll and died. The other part was when Mammy's assistant then suddenly
had the spotlight shown on her when it was time to deliver a baby,
and she told the lady, I don't know nothing about birth and no babies.
Does that happen? I don't remember every line, so we're part two
to that because I feel like because he had some unfinished business, I don't
know thirty eight Babes till WrestleMania. Yeah, that wasn't who you think that
was? Harry, Oh, Harry, Harry. Yeah, kind of had
a brody tone though, nice Brodie impression. Was you out here? So
the Ben and Skin show can start on time? Let's we'll be back tomorrow
morning at six am. Well, some of us will be back to Yeah,
I'm sure I'll show up at some point.