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Good morning, Holy testicle Tuesday.
We're gonna have a Ranger and Cowboy and

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laughter party today with you here on
the Free I'm Kevin Turner, Danny Bayless,

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Mike s Roy, It's JJ Jackson
back there. She'll be taking your

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calls two and four eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine seven one,

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checking out your text all morning long. Get hot and stuff on your mind,

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let it fly, see what happens. Never know, have a lot

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of fun with you. Rangers win
two and oh, Cowboys win four and

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two, the news wins and other
stuff. Be a hell of a day.

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We'll check out our three predictions each
because we've got a gd savant on

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our team here. It's like taking
on Jordan every single time every day.

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And the three scorching hot predictions from
the Ghost Pepper Pavilion. One of us

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converted again. The rest of us
are just grasping for just a half point.

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Yeah, it's getting pretty ra gosh
damndiculous. I'll admit I watched most

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of that game, like looking in
the background at the fans, like the

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blurry fans trying to see or people
on the sideline just looking for someone to

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be puking, because I had someone
will barf on camera, and I'm like,

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look, the odds are it's going
to be someone way in the background

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that they don't like highlight. I
never saw it. The odds that any

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of the predictions come true in a
season are really low. And you were

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trying to go two for three.
You always want more, Champions always want

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more. I was looking for you, guys. Kevin was close to one

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yesterday. M hmm, I'll get
to Jumie Johnson. Huh. I was

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close to one two, which I'll
show you in the audio portion of Dingo's

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morning news. But I made one
one fatal error. You'll see, critical

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mistake, critical mistake. Yes,
I got our picks with Glenn's updated standings.

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I will say before you get to
that, that was about as insane

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of a wild ass ding Dong football
game as I've seen in a long time,

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from the amount of penalties, to
the wacky plays, to some of

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the play calling, to some of
the execution. If you if you were

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you heard about this game called the
NFL football at the highest professional level,

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and you that would be the worst
game, Like if you had an uncle

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from from England. That's just a
big soccer fan. I've heard about this

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American football. I want to go
check out a game and you you turn

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that on or go to that game
and try to explain it to him.

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He would walk away as the most
puzzled human being on the planet. It

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was really stupid. My god,
these You're on two teams who are known

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for being pretty dumb in the way
they do things, really for the last

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decade plus. But I knew that
we had a bad referee crew for whatever

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reason. I followed a couple accounts
that show you who the refs are each

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week, so I knew that land
Clark his name is land land Clark,

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and I don't think it's short for
landing land Clark is Their crew is the

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fifth most or a top five flag
throwing penalty crew out there. So I

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immediately was kind of like, damn
it, because you know, Monday night,

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let's try to get to bed.
This morning show folk could nice,

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could use a good brisk game.
What a mail in for a name for

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a baby? Dad just looked down
at the ground, Say what you see,

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Dad? It is lamb to Clark. Yeah, and boy, he

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was on TV more than anyone.
He challenged Derek Jeter for most minutes on

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TV yesterday, almost missed a full
quarter because I was zupprudering the Derek Jeter

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Wagoneer commercial. It had to be
done again. Boy, we'll get obsessed

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with a damn commercial. Well,
while we were taking pictures of each other

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of it to each other, hidden
treasures that we discovered. Fine, because

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when they let's just do it,
we're not gonna do it later. When

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they first cut to what's his wife's
name, Hannah? Okay, So when

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they show him he can't get on
his why are we doing this? That's

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fine, I'm okay with it all
right. And he's in this private hangar

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drive up yet there's still some sort
of a PA announcement that all planes have

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been grounded, and it's just him
and the pilot standing there. He's that

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weird only passenger, single passenger with
his one bag, incredibly inefficient. Is

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that his car? By the way, what the vehicle that's let's start there,

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okay, the Wagoneer. Does he
roll up in the wagon ear to

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the airplane hangar? Yes? Okay, So is it a rental? Right?

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If it's his car, does he
just keep it in this particular city

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that's not his home. And if
not, how is he going to get

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his car home? It's very confusing
who the car belongs to? Right,

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You're under the impression that it's his. He looks very comfortable in the car.

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I assume that's his car. But
yes, what is the plan to

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just leave it at the hangar if
he does get on his personal one person

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flight? And it wouldn't be unreasonable
to think that Derek Jeter is wealthy enough

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that you know he lives in Florida. Let's say, and he the car

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is in New York and it's just
you know, he leaves it there garage

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and they have it cleaned and ready
for you. That's probably fairly standard.

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But where do you think he was
coming from? And where do you think

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the destination was? Where's home?
For? It was Suwhere in Florida?

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Right? Yes? I mean he
crosses a bridge. I looked at the

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skyline. I couldn't really tell.
We're talking Mia. I don't think it

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was Miami Tampa, but it was
Florida. As in my head he was

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the former part owner the Miami Marlins. But in my head he still lives

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in New York. Some movie's driving
from Florida all the way up to New

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York. No, no, no, because he was on his way home

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and he crossed the beautiful bridge and
there's water everywhere. It was definitely a

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Florida residence. But he's a drivel
all night, I know, which brings

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me to my biggest issue. So
he's in the hangar. It's dumping rain.

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All planes are grounded. No sorry, even yours, mister Jeter.

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Sorry. CAP two captains on this
flay and he cuts out right. He

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starts driving, drives all dumping rain
at the beginning, and then he goes

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to the floor forest and it starts
raining. Then he gets to Florida and

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it's sunny and beautiful. But right
when he's leaving, they cut the Hannah

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and she's with her concerned children that
Dady's not going to be home for a

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few hours or forty hours, I
don't know how long this journey took,

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and she on her TV has a
huge weather alert. Weather alert, so

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the storm is large enough to impact
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Correct, but the arrival city is
absolutely gorgeous by the time he actually

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gets there. So realistically, he
might be leaving from Tampa to drive to

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Miami, which is about a four
four and a half hour drive. But

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it's daylight to daylight though, Like
he arrives at the airplane hangar and it's

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daylight outside. No, I think, so, no, it's nighttime.

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Okay, well, let's say it's
eight o'clock. It's still They're implying that

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this is a good eight to twelve
hour drive, right, But it has

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to be two cities both impacted by
the same weather. Cell. I know.

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That was so confusing to me when
you sent me that screenshot of Hannah

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with her tiny kitchen TV and it
just said weather alert. The reason I

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took the picture first because the font
came in there slowly, and at first

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it was just a red screen that
said weather, So that the first picture

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I took it, Oh my god. And then it's alert came in under

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it. But assuming he hands up
in Miami, I mean Atlanta to Miami.

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Maybe yeah, and we're to something
about the entire Eastern Seaboard being blasted

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with something. Oh, I have
context, clue, J listen to this.

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This this could be the I guess, this could just be the direction

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of the storm rather than the geographic
location. But maybe this helps us all

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flights have been ground rolling in for
the northwest. Okay, so it can't

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be. He can't destiny. You
can't be Miami because if it is raining

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in Miami when Hannah gets that news, he drives all night and then move.

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The storms are coming in from the
northwest. That means they're moving towards

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the southeast. The weather would not
be clear in his destination if he only

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drove over one night. Is he
driving from San Francisco to l A?

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Is it possible? You know it? It could be. You have the

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whole commercial there where watch the look
of the bridge. Here we go.

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Good, keep me crancked up.
It's good to hear it that I had

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to escape the city. City was
sticky and cruel, sticky. Any context

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clues? Maybe I shore called foods. Okay, we'll get there. Okay,

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he's in a forest. Now.
Is there a forest in Florida?

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Yeah, there's some, but I
don't know that looks like that, and

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I don't know the native animals to
Florida. That's clearly a timberwolf. No,

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it seals northwest, that feels but
then, oh, big city,

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big city, skyline over the bridge. Yes, it's probably nondescript. You

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know, are they really gonna cg
a fake city behind this? Yeah,

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boy does. When he gets out
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he's getting back to Florida. I'm
seeing this guy has absolutely no connection to

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the Northwest as far as having a
home, you know, seeing as forest,

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I'm seeing Miami. He's got an
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house in Tampa. He has a
house in Greenwood Lake, which is New

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York. And then I'm seeing one
in New Jersey. So look, we

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realize that's that's not his house that
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that's probably Tampa what they're representing there, because that bridge could look like it

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and yeah, that it looks like, well, that's just bad continuity on

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the part of the people that put
this commercial together to have that news reporter

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weather reporters sighting that region from the
north they demolished his Manchester said Northwest?

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Didn't they the Northwest coming in?
And I mean, I guess we can't

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assume that he's leaving late night after
a late baseball game. I mean,

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I guess I kind of assume that
and what region it would only be Atlanta?

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Then he just started doing that post
game thing for the playoffs. He

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had been doing that all year.
And what region is going to have most

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likely have either a coyote or a
wolf or what did I say, a

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ding a dingo? Yeah, it
could be a dingo hardware, or a

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jackal or a wolverine. And he's
on the tiniest back road when he's in

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that forest. Yeah, well he's
not on a highway or anything. What

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diversion are you taking. Derek either
stopped and got gas and or snacks to

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remove his blazer because when he starts
the journey, he's wearing in his sport

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coat and then later in the journey
it shows him just in his business shirt.

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Yeah, he had a little jacket
off time. He did have some

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jacket off time. So I don't
know if he stopped or if he was

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able to wriggle out of it through
the driving while he was driving just to

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save time to get home. Too
risky move when you put on or take

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off a layer while driving and you
have to get the confidence and do the

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head move, you know, like
when you get it all up to your

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neck, bunch up around your neck
and then you're like I'm good rip it

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over your head. Yeah. I
love that you're concerned about the point five

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seconds it takes to get a hoodie
over your head, when meanwhile you're spending

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half the time on your trip looking
at your phone. Right, I have

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a what's Buttify playlist I want to
look at, and I have a one

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button wet bar that comes up in
my console. Hey, but it's dangerous.

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Pull that sweater off. We're gonna
stay on this all morning. Don't

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worry, fans, we'll get it. The collar. He just thinks he

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can help weigh in, No way, Come on, let's just give it

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a car. The three smartest dudes
in the world. How could someone else

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possibly help us. It's probably not
great to stay on this thing for ten

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minutes, so let's be quick.
Collar. Okay, I think I can

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actually solve your wolf. Okay,
honest might know. Oh yes I can.

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So. In that little town called
Chipley, Florida, there is a

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wolf preserve and during Michael, a
lot of their fences were knocked down and

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a couple of the wolves escaped.
One was later found dead on the road.

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So that son of a bitch,
Dereck Carter, Derek Jeter, whatever

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his name is, killed the wolf. What what's the name of the town,

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maybe Chipley, Florida, Chipley,
Chipley. Yeah, it's in the

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Panhandle, just north of one of
the coastal whatever. Yeah, but look

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then the commercial clearly shows that the
advanced emergency Wolf Alert system, you know,

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let Derek Jeter know that there was
this animal in front of him,

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so he It shows him opping to
avoid the wolf. Yeah. So I

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don't think you can lay this at
his feet. But maybe he had a

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different wolf. Yes I can,
Okay, yes I can. It.

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Don't argue with me. Yes,
I can't see honest, Mike, he

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honest, Mike, stop lying.
Will No, I won't do it.

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I'm not lying. Chipley, Florida, see crest will preserve one of the

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wolves died in car wreck and blame
it all on Derek Jeters spread the word.

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Oh there, Oh okay, that's
what the others were doing when they

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found out. Okay, all right, thanks, honest, there you go,

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Okay, Bye. What about Houston? What if he was leaving?

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What if that you started in Houston? So we're just whitewashing the weather report.

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Yeah, well it could be a
different No, it could be a

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different weather So, yeah, it
could be because Houston to Tampa's a fourteen

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hour drive. There's a lot of
different there's some backroads to back roads from

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Forest and it goes straight through Chipley, Florida. I'm just tired of all

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these fancy companies making commercials that aren't
realistic. Do we not have any type

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of mind towards continuity anymore in this
world? Not anymore? Kevo. That's

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one thing Macarthy said about the offense
too. He keeps saying continuity is gonna

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be. It's always at the forefront. I'm like continuity. That football game

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was the opposite of continuity, a
game so weird. I know it would

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be weird because Cow was in Chargers
and Chargers that play every one of their

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games is weird. But I don't
know why it had to take four hours

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to get through all of that.
I mean, let's sit there going cold,

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the ref put a flag in his
pocket and just let these things happen.

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I know some things are obvious,
you gotta throw it. I think

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the dude just wanted to look at
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on TV, and I think today
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is. They do was ripped.
I'm talking about Land Clark. I think

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he's enemy number one to day after
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you guys this a couple weeks ago. But if they like the hiring practices

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of head referees in the NFL,
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is way out of control. It's
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it is the hockey effect. But
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And then I got to thinking,
what are the Like is there a combine

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of any kind or like a minimal
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be an NFL referee? I mean, you have to be able to run

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with the plate. You don't see
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boys like I imagine written somewhere.
Is there a physical test where you have

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to run a forty in under six
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Er must be there, absolutely must
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because it can't just be coincidental that
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I mean one umpire on the crew
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the quarterback. Yeah, in the
middle of the play. He wanted in

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on the act is happening. There's
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Yeah, a questionable plays. How
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A lot of bad throats, a
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of this later. I guess,
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dive in Cowboys Chargers, seven o'clock, will do Rangers. We're gonna shift

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him. Yesterday we did Rangers at
six thirty. We'll do Rangers at seven

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today. Give them the full sports
at seven. Attention. Dingo's Morning News

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has lots of audio. I have
our picks with Glenn's updated standings at the

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open. The only person, No, we don't know any need to hear

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that. No one wants to hear
that. Uh. Our celebrity guests are

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running away with it. Guys nine
and three after a two and a week

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from this week's celebrity guest, Christina
Ray and cracking the Cowboys minus two and

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a half. Cowboys got that barely
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Of course, that's her handicapping with
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of course, second place a four
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the Glenn's and Danny's two and a
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We all at five and we all
the game. We all lost.

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Uh, well me, Danny and
the Glenn's lost the Charger. We had

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Chargers plus two and a half.
Uh the Glenn's had the Lions, Danny

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had Giants plus fourteen as that game
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that game. At the opening kickoff, you at least got a push,

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and then uh, I had Jacksonville
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no in next place at five six
no, five six and one,

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yes, because he got a damn
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the whole time. I was too
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You didn't do even wrong, I
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as it was at the score of
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five six and one Mike Siroy and
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It's kind of tight. We're all
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Two nine and three, they're nine
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we'll catch up. Maybe it's hard
to pick games now. You didn't know

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what the Cowboys are gonna do anymore. We thought we knew the Cowboys were

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going to be as good as the
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and we don't know anything. It's
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Eagles, forty nine Ers lose.
You got a game, great and

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it doesn't You don't feel any better
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I don't feel any better about anything. Don't you feel like they're just maybe

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a little bit better than the Chargers
after last night? The Chargers are that

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good? Yeah, I think they're
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in a lot of ways. Boy, that's just not going to ever be

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good enough. You're the same as
the Chargers. Now another Cowboy news before

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we talk game stuff. The news
yesterday after the show, your Thanksgiving game

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halftime show. Oh yeah, how
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kind of came down like towards the
end of our show and we're very focused

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Dolly Parton. Okay, didn't Kevin
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that? I think we did do
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So I took Laney Wilson. You
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Die write these down. See here, do you look up pictures of

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her? Danny? I did?
And she got big booty? Does she?

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Yeah, let's go take a look
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look. Lanny Wilson is a country
girl. Yeah, she's she's trying to

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put out she's why is she?
Why do you have to say something negative?

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She was a cast member of that
seventy show. With what she's wearing

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all the time. Yeah, okay, I mean she's peacocky. Oh I'm

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seeing her. Yeah, you see
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Yeah, okay, nice, Okay, are you enjoying it? She was

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voted what are you feeling right now? Musician most likely to wear bell bottoms.

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She's got a look. It's her

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thing. She wears the hat,
she's got the look. Anyway, that's

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my pick, not her. They
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Who's got an album coming out?
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at halftime the damn Cowboy Game.
Yep, at the age of what eighty?

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I don't think she's eighty. Come

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on, she was really young when
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really think she really is. She's
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yeah, she was like fifteen or
something like that when she broke in,

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when all those other stories huh,
oh my god, god Worth dude.

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Yeah, she did not care about
showing the boobs off for like, for

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comedy when she hosted Saturday Night Live, It's amazing, and the monologue,

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the big punchline joke is that the
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her cleavage. That's like the early
nineties. That's funny. Yeah. She's

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got an album coming out on November
seventeenth called rock Star, and she has

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about thirty songs on this record.
That's not enough, including free Bird.

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She has a cover of free Bird. She's gonna do free Bird. Uh,

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she's gonna do Let it Be featuring
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does. I think she's a led
Zeppelin song too. She's gonna wear the

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champions Stairway to Heaven featuring Lizzo.
That's so bizarre, it's sounds like a

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nightmare. Yeah, Heart of Glass
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satisfaction. This is just covers featuring
Pink and Brandy Carlisle. She's doing Wrecking

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Ball with Miley Cyrus. She's doing
rock record. Remember she made the Rock

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and Roll Hall of Fame and she
was like, I don't want to be

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in it. I don't know the
roll her. So she's gonna sing those

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covers at halftime. She should.
I bet she does originals. She's gonna

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be up there, seventy seven doing
the step dance thing. She better do

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nine to five? She does,
she will, She's gotta do Joeyne in

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nine to five. And I know
that these artists always lip sync and she

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will be no exception because I have
seen her live. Yeah, and she

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lip syncs pretty much the entire show. Well, yes, she's seventy seven.

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I'm not faulting her, no,
no yet. It was still a

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great show. She's fantastic lives.
Yeah, what she do does she just

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kind of walk around? Does she
prants? I bet she does this step

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dance and just yeah, she does
kind of lifts her feet up and puts

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them back down. A lot of
outfit changes, yeah, and does anything

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sparkle that she wears? Yeah,
Oh my god. And the lgbt Q

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plus crowd will be was highly represented
at the show. The lgbt qg beat

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A Cowboys games will be YEA fired
up through the roof. How many LGBTQ

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people go to Cowboy games? What
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What percentage of them or what percentage
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that's there, well, probably mirrors
the percentage of society. That's just some

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of the things that we talk about
on my podcast Behind the Gay Wall.

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It's free. I can't wait to
hear excerpts from that one and we go

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into different time. We have guests
on talk about their experience because it's a

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world that us basic straight folk don't
know enough about. And that's why I

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wanted to really wanted to dive into
that catch that on the iHeart app whenever

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it happens, never sounded so good. I can't wait for the phone call

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to be the voice of his guest
Lance. I've got the Scrap Sailor coming

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on episode two, pretty good one. What about the time out out there

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on the dock, It's good.
It's like I'm not talk about the you

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know what we're doing now to go
download it, but you know it's I

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feel like I'm making a contribution to
society and society I admire you for that.

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Listening behind the gay wall. Yeah, it's kind of a gay golden

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girl. It is kind of a
giggle when you think about it, It

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kind of is. You know,
we're all just friends hanging around a card

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table. That's enough. Let's talk
Cowboys and Chargers. We're gonna make that

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the most important thing in the world, even though I think we all would

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probably vote that the Rangers playoffs is
more important. But yesterday we did that

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at six thirty. So let's get
it right. Everyone lock in because it's

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gonna be a big show. We're
gonna be serious from here on out.

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Cowboys, Chargers, What in the
world happened last night? Next On ninety

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