WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.640 --> 00:00:04.919 All right, welcome back, uh gri g Hey, So I said, 2 00:00:05.240 --> 00:00:08.599 Dave, I said, your boyfriend's here, Greg, Greg, Yeah, 3 00:00:08.919 --> 00:00:12.279 Greg, get your walks. He goes worst date, I said. Dagon 4 00:00:12.359 --> 00:00:17.640 Studio said come apro for nothing. And then he's a handsome man. Then 5 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:21.399 comedian Alex Romundo comes up and I said, don't worry, he's secret service, 6 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:26.320 He's not ice. I'm in cuffs that way. I like it that 7 00:00:26.440 --> 00:00:28.719 way. Like I said, he's a handsome man. Hey, listen, 8 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:32.600 come on by Grill Master Supply. This is the biggest, baddest cook they've 9 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:38.280 done yet. It's free lunch Friday. The ribs uh brisket, pulled chicken, 10 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:40.960 pulled pork, just to name a few. They got mama hogs. 11 00:00:40.960 --> 00:00:44.520 Slow up there, they have Cowboy ranch beans. All your drinks are taken 12 00:00:44.560 --> 00:00:48.799 care of Shelby Barrow. Grill Master Supply. Come on by, as comedian 13 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:55.200 Alex Romundo is gonna join us for the third mic with me and Dave is 14 00:00:55.240 --> 00:00:59.679 playing tonight, Yes, I am playing tonight in this parking lot. Yes, 15 00:01:00.159 --> 00:01:03.840 well not the parking Yeah, mister Gs, you know we could blow 16 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:08.359 out the walls at mister G's tonight. Oh shady rays and a Stones fan. 17 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:11.560 I just saw him in Vecas. Okay, thank you, mister distraction. 18 00:01:11.719 --> 00:01:18.400 So people leaving and coming to the store. We're on the radio, 19 00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:22.280 all right, so real quick before you do Crusader for children. Doing an 20 00:01:22.319 --> 00:01:25.480 outdoor set is a lot more fun than indoor sets. Outdoor sets are fine, 21 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:29.200 they're fun. They're they're always a little nerve racking, because technically nothing's 22 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:32.200 funny when it's sunny. But as long as it gets dark, you know, 23 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:34.959 outdoor venues, I love them, right, I love them? Yeah? 24 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:37.760 Yeah, the wind blows, yeah. Michael Jackson, Yeah yeah, 25 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:42.000 yeah. Number one Tequila's on special tonight. Yes, yes, they sling 26 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:45.519 the heck out of it at mister G's. And Showtime's eight thirty doors or 27 00:01:45.599 --> 00:01:49.599 seventh I'm sorry, Showtime eight forty five doors. Alexcomedy dot Com. I'm 28 00:01:49.599 --> 00:01:53.719 gonna be up there seven thirty and I may be guest bartending for her. 29 00:01:53.879 --> 00:01:57.359 That's right, I don't know. Okay, here's the thing. Don't drink 30 00:01:57.400 --> 00:02:00.640 he drinking pregame. I can't you there, You got a pregame. I 31 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:06.239 want people to come right, yeah, come up having birth. Oh you 32 00:02:06.319 --> 00:02:08.759 gotta handle him. I'm trying. I'm trying to help you. He's easy 33 00:02:08.800 --> 00:02:12.800 to handle, all right, So let's do crusade for children trivia? David, 34 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:15.240 will you play the music for oh? Get your tickets at Alexcomedy dot 35 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:23.599 com or you don't dis kind of talent in Middletown? Almost, I'm alarty 36 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:28.280 at work. It's almost question number one. You got number You got a 37 00:02:28.280 --> 00:02:34.639 fifty to fifty chance on this one, Alex. You know which one of 38 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:39.680 David Bowie's eyes is permanently dilated, the pupil one of them? Yes, 39 00:02:39.719 --> 00:02:45.039 you got a fifty fifty right, the brown eyes, the third one, 40 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:53.360 the left one. It's the left one. My god, I want to 41 00:02:53.360 --> 00:02:58.560 go left one. The left one is David's back. Did you say David? 42 00:02:58.960 --> 00:03:02.360 Everybody that wants and he's just announcing their names? Can you just stay 43 00:03:02.439 --> 00:03:07.080 off the radio? Everybody? I got the attentions man of a urine on 44 00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:16.639 that. You knew that when uh, Alex Romando says let's die, she 45 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:23.240 got her names from as David. Okay, So how do you say left 46 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:30.199 eye? In Mexican? Is? Alright? Alright? This is a two 47 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:35.360 part so concentrate. Don't blurt out something stupid like in the middle of the 48 00:03:35.439 --> 00:03:46.280 question. All right, what is a twelve You can see the looks have 49 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:49.560 a hard time, little brother. It's just poke and poke and poke. 50 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:52.960 Alright, what what is a twelve letter word? Beating having the ability to 51 00:03:53.039 --> 00:03:59.759 use both hands with equal squill skill plus spell it ambidextrious plus spell it and 52 00:04:02.199 --> 00:04:08.439 A M B A M B A m B I d E X t R 53 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:16.040 O U s I'm smarter than I thought. Man dave us his ambidextrious hands 54 00:04:16.079 --> 00:04:19.959 to tipe that out on his phone so he can pull Atrius up to the 55 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:24.560 questions. I did not do that. Somebody says, hey, I can 56 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:27.319 bat left hand or right hand, and I go, oh, you're amphibious. 57 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:30.399 Yeah, I know we've heard that joke. Well it's still funny, 58 00:04:30.439 --> 00:04:33.720 okay. I thought it was just by okay, nothing wrong. U alex 59 00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:40.240 is yours? Which river flows by windsor castle? How come I get the 60 00:04:40.279 --> 00:04:50.000 river joke? Uh? Which which river flows by windsor which verfly? You 61 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:53.399 can help him out if you want to, And is there a multiple choice 62 00:04:53.480 --> 00:05:00.199 or it's it's pretty famous Thames windsor Castle? The Thames. Yes, yes, 63 00:05:00.519 --> 00:05:06.000 that's E M E. It's one of the sex pistols. Rode by 64 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:11.720 playing God Save the Queen. Yes, right, yeah. The first couple 65 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:14.120 of times you mentioned it as a Dixie Highway accident, but you gotta go 66 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:29.319 looks like Thames And usually I'm horrible when it comes to geomets. Why did 67 00:05:29.319 --> 00:05:33.040 you see you give them the Mexican the river? Question Question four? Okay, 68 00:05:33.680 --> 00:05:35.680 I don't know if you're going to get this. If there's a fireman 69 00:05:35.759 --> 00:05:39.279 in the house, maybe you'll get it. But this is the question. 70 00:05:39.759 --> 00:05:46.160 What is the cap on a fire hydrant called? Uh? Hmmm, wow, 71 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:57.759 the cap on the fire I have to ask a dog. Dogs like 72 00:05:57.839 --> 00:06:03.120 to urinate on fire? Is that help? I have no idea. We're 73 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:06.000 gonna take a long right. Uh. It's a type of butter, like 74 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:10.199 one of the word is in the type of butter, type of butter. 75 00:06:10.279 --> 00:06:18.000 That's the type of Yes, it's a type of unshafted Yeah. The name 76 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:26.720 the name brand Margarine. Uh and actually you sing the name brand. I 77 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:32.480 can't believe it's not a lid. I don't know it's it's a bonnet. 78 00:06:33.079 --> 00:06:39.279 Oh, it's called a bonnet. An xvironment I run into, I will 79 00:06:39.319 --> 00:06:41.360 say what's it called? And go? I don't know. We call it 80 00:06:41.360 --> 00:06:44.399 the water opener. Of course, that's the bonnet, you know, I 81 00:06:44.519 --> 00:06:47.639 just say the water opener. No, that's the technical turport. All right. 82 00:06:47.959 --> 00:06:56.439 Uh I, I think you've played chess before. I've had some. 83 00:06:56.639 --> 00:07:00.519 I've had chess pie. Yeah, play, I've had chess pie. In 84 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:04.079 the game of chess, which piece has the most freedom to move? The 85 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:11.639 queen, the queen, the Queen, the bonnet. The queen can go 86 00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:14.879 diagonal, can do everything, she can do, whatever she can do. 87 00:07:14.920 --> 00:07:17.680 What rooks do, she can do? What bishops do? Final answer Queen 88 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:26.920 queen club queen, Ah, I got a LG and a worker coming in. 89 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:30.120 We support the l G and E community, Yes, support the l 90 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:41.079 That's that's White's joking. It is as how far is he didn't laugh, 91 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:46.079 He didn't a bit, he did not I'm here, I heard your head 92 00:07:46.120 --> 00:07:49.959 gas. It's a rough fucking guy. That buffet's got no chance? All 93 00:07:50.040 --> 00:07:56.319 right? So how far is the free throw line from the backboard in basketball? 94 00:07:56.399 --> 00:08:00.000 Is it ten or fifteen feet? How far is the what? How? 95 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:03.319 How far from the free throw line to the backboard? Is it ten 96 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:07.839 or fifteen fifty fifteen? Well, the free the question to the basket, 97 00:08:07.839 --> 00:08:13.720 it's ten feet, right, But is the backboard five feet? Free throw 98 00:08:13.160 --> 00:08:16.879 question? There's no way. That's fine way the questions. The question is 99 00:08:16.920 --> 00:08:22.199 from the free throw to the backboard? Is it ten or fifteen feet? 100 00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:24.120 Well, rims not five feet long, so I gotta go ten. It's 101 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:28.879 gotta be ten. Then you go with it. You go with it, 102 00:08:30.839 --> 00:08:33.840 We'll go with hey. Ten feet is your answer? Get your says fifteen 103 00:08:37.080 --> 00:08:41.639 fifteen feet? How is the backboard and the backboard? Say the rim is 104 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:46.720 not ten feet? Dude, he jave made up. The rim is not 105 00:08:46.840 --> 00:08:50.200 ten The backboard is at fifteen feet? Do you think it's just? Do 106 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:52.360 you think it's ten feet? For the freak? Same way that you tell 107 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:58.639 Susan? Now on, I'll watch manly. Yes, Susan is terrible at 108 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:01.879 gaysing size. Here we go. We've been out of sports for a long 109 00:09:01.919 --> 00:09:05.720 time. I forgot that one. Here we go. Remember in the scene 110 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:09.600 in Hoosiers where they measure it and go the same measurements here, by the 111 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:13.200 way, by the way, I had that right, I haven't. I 112 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:15.600 haven't seen who's you said? Don't blow it for me? So now we 113 00:09:15.639 --> 00:09:16.960 can't miss it. No, and you've got four left, and I don't 114 00:09:16.960 --> 00:09:26.519 think you're gonna get this next question. Defeated kids the crusade. Kids are 115 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:33.320 gonna suffer. Come on, we can get it. What sportsmen are divided 116 00:09:33.440 --> 00:09:39.320 into naturals and goofy foots. Naturals and goofy foots. It's got to be 117 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:46.960 a Disney sport. It's got to be a Disney sport. It's baseball surfers, 118 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:54.159 that's right. And because you're that's how you what you call it? 119 00:09:54.240 --> 00:09:58.679 Goof get your headache before you two. I have no idea last, by 120 00:09:58.679 --> 00:10:05.720 the way, answer surfers with it? Oh yes, I also I got 121 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:09.039 I got diagnosed with that from my pediatrist too, by the way, Yeah, 122 00:10:09.399 --> 00:10:15.240 goofy foot Tony's hang ten, Dwight's hang three, Yeah, Dwights hang 123 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:20.519 three. You know I got feelings? Oh, Dave hang ten? You 124 00:10:20.559 --> 00:10:24.679 know I got all right? Uh, next one, here we go. 125 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:28.320 Davis is for you. No time, It'll be three seconds before you answer 126 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:31.679 it. Who put forth the theory of relativity in nineteen oh five? Einstein? 127 00:10:31.919 --> 00:10:37.399 Albert einsteinin they called you that in high school. I swear that was 128 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:39.320 my nickname. Hey Einstein, you want to pay attention? Yeah, that's 129 00:10:39.320 --> 00:10:46.639 how smart I was that's true. Every teacher I had they recognized brilliance even 130 00:10:46.679 --> 00:10:52.799 as a young kid. Okay, question nine. Remember you can't miss any 131 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:56.840 more. You have two questions left, or the kids will suffer. Jeremy 132 00:10:56.840 --> 00:11:03.639 Schaw just walked in from the Bourbon show. Oh, it's like working with 133 00:11:03.679 --> 00:11:09.360 the dog. It's like taking attendance the dog. It's terrible. How many 134 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:15.000 paintings did Van Go sell in his lifetime? One twenty or two hundred? 135 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:22.960 The choices one twenty or two hundred, it might be twenty one. I'm 136 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:28.720 gonna go with one. Hey, one, listen one take one thing? 137 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:33.080 Though? What the guy that bought his painting say? I said, I'm 138 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:35.960 interested in buying your painting. He only said no, I'm all yours. 139 00:11:35.480 --> 00:11:41.080 Yeah he had he sold the same amount as as many ears as he had. 140 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:45.679 Dave, do you concur I will go with one. Let's go with 141 00:11:45.799 --> 00:11:50.600 number one. Final answer? Van Go sold in his lifetime one painting. 142 00:11:50.720 --> 00:11:52.799 He's like, I gotta make any money off of this one. I need 143 00:11:52.840 --> 00:11:56.360 to die. And your answer is one. Yeah, and sadly that is 144 00:11:56.360 --> 00:12:03.120 the truth. One. And why does they make know why chopped his ear 145 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:05.600 off? Yeah? It was part of the art. Yeah, wasn't it 146 00:12:05.639 --> 00:12:09.480 wasn't it for a girlfriend or something? Oh? He bailed it to her, 147 00:12:09.480 --> 00:12:11.159 didn't I think? So? Can you hear me? Now, that's 148 00:12:11.159 --> 00:12:16.080 a way to get her to come back. That's the way to get she 149 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:20.799 came back. But he didn't hear the door knock. If she put up 150 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:24.200 to her ear, last one, Here we go. You know, if 151 00:12:24.200 --> 00:12:28.519 you put Van Gogo's ear to his his ear to your ear, you can 152 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:35.559 still hear him scream no by the seashore. Now I wish Crag was ice. 153 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:39.759 Here we go. Oh wait, wait, wait, you know what 154 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:46.600 Van Go's favorite to the female arts was no lobe. How many years does 155 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:50.000 this is the last one? You get this right, the kids will be 156 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:52.279 will flourish the lord on a walk. If you get it wrong, they 157 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:58.960 will suffer that pressure on it. How many years does a silver Anniversary celebrate? 158 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:03.120 Is it twenty five, fifty or seventy five? Twenty five? Twenty 159 00:13:03.159 --> 00:13:07.519 five? Twenty five? David, I believe that is correct because gold is 160 00:13:07.559 --> 00:13:13.720 fifty right, Yeah, twenty five sounds good. Let's go with twenty five. 161 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:20.679 Final answer of the Silver Anniversary celebrates the twenty fifth year year together for 162 00:13:20.759 --> 00:13:28.879 the kids for the kids paints the pressure he puts on stomach. Yes, 163 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:31.279 there we go. Hey, you know what I'm giving Susan for anniversary? 164 00:13:31.320 --> 00:13:35.720 What this anniversary? What? It's our twelve? What? He would? 165 00:13:35.919 --> 00:13:39.399 Alright, alright, hey, do you know what the gift for your first 166 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:41.840 anniversary is? What? Paper? Oh? A lot of people get a 167 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:50.600 lot of people get serve divorced papers. It is paper, though, thank 168 00:13:50.679 --> 00:13:52.919 you. Hey, listen, don't you eat the cake you freeze? Don't 169 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:56.039 you freeze part of your wedding cake? And do you eat it after the 170 00:13:56.120 --> 00:13:58.639 year cars didn't make it? You didn't? Oh no, your stone, 171 00:13:58.679 --> 00:14:03.639 I mean you were not allegedly allegedly first year of marriage. I may have 172 00:14:03.720 --> 00:14:11.120 gotten stoned. Dairy Cleeve was closed down. You have no idea how pissed 173 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:13.679 off she was. Hey, listen, don't miss alex Raemondo tonight at mister 174 00:14:13.759 --> 00:14:16.480 Jeeves, but more poorly, come on by right now. The fireplace. 175 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:20.480 Lunch is served. Brisket, ribs, pulled pork, por pulled chicken, 176 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:26.440 Mama Hawks law and ranch cowboy ranch beans. We out here, all your 177 00:14:26.440 --> 00:14:31.679 soft drinks, all your waters at grill Master Supply Shelbyville Road. Dave, 178 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:35.000 who do we have right down the streets, lots of pastas. So if 179 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:39.679 you are entertaining, maybe it's a graduation party, having a pool party, 180 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:41.720 whenever that happens. If you're going, you want to get the chips and 181 00:14:41.720 --> 00:14:45.840 dips from lots of pasta. If you're hosting, you want to hit the 182 00:14:45.840 --> 00:14:50.559 freezer in the back and grab the family sized Mexican lasagna, the traditional lazani, 183 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:54.159 the veggie lasagna, the baked zd get meatballs with or without meat. 184 00:14:54.559 --> 00:15:00.759 Save a lot of money catering with lots of pasta. Go by today lunch 185 00:15:00.799 --> 00:15:05.039 if you can't make it out to the fireplace and they'll have a deli sandwich 186 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:07.960 waiting for you, some homemade soup, always something for a vegetarian stuff to 187 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:11.799 throw on the grill too. By the way, really good sausages. There 188 00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:16.399 at Lots of Pasta in the heart of Saint Matthew's for more than four decades, 189 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:18.279 that's how good they are.