All right, welcome back, uh gri g Hey, So I said,
Dave, I said, your boyfriend's here, Greg, Greg, Yeah,
Greg, get your walks. He goes worst date, I said. Dagon
Studio said come apro for nothing. And then he's a handsome man. Then
comedian Alex Romundo comes up and I said, don't worry, he's secret service,
He's not ice. I'm in cuffs that way. I like it that
way. Like I said, he's a handsome man. Hey, listen,
come on by Grill Master Supply. This is the biggest, baddest cook they've
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Slow up there, they have Cowboy ranch beans. All your drinks are taken
care of Shelby Barrow. Grill Master Supply. Come on by, as comedian
Alex Romundo is gonna join us for the third mic with me and Dave is
playing tonight, Yes, I am playing tonight in this parking lot. Yes,
well not the parking Yeah, mister Gs, you know we could blow
out the walls at mister G's tonight. Oh shady rays and a Stones fan.
I just saw him in Vecas. Okay, thank you, mister distraction.
So people leaving and coming to the store. We're on the radio,
all right, so real quick before you do Crusader for children. Doing an
outdoor set is a lot more fun than indoor sets. Outdoor sets are fine,
they're fun. They're they're always a little nerve racking, because technically nothing's
funny when it's sunny. But as long as it gets dark, you know,
outdoor venues, I love them, right, I love them? Yeah?
Yeah, the wind blows, yeah. Michael Jackson, Yeah yeah,
yeah. Number one Tequila's on special tonight. Yes, yes, they sling
the heck out of it at mister G's. And Showtime's eight thirty doors or
seventh I'm sorry, Showtime eight forty five doors. Alexcomedy dot Com. I'm
gonna be up there seven thirty and I may be guest bartending for her.
That's right, I don't know. Okay, here's the thing. Don't drink
he drinking pregame. I can't you there, You got a pregame. I
want people to come right, yeah, come up having birth. Oh you
gotta handle him. I'm trying. I'm trying to help you. He's easy
to handle, all right, So let's do crusade for children trivia? David,
will you play the music for oh? Get your tickets at Alexcomedy dot
com or you don't dis kind of talent in Middletown? Almost, I'm alarty
at work. It's almost question number one. You got number You got a
fifty to fifty chance on this one, Alex. You know which one of
David Bowie's eyes is permanently dilated, the pupil one of them? Yes,
you got a fifty fifty right, the brown eyes, the third one,
the left one. It's the left one. My god, I want to
go left one. The left one is David's back. Did you say David?
Everybody that wants and he's just announcing their names? Can you just stay
off the radio? Everybody? I got the attentions man of a urine on
that. You knew that when uh, Alex Romando says let's die, she
got her names from as David. Okay, So how do you say left
eye? In Mexican? Is? Alright? Alright? This is a two
part so concentrate. Don't blurt out something stupid like in the middle of the
question. All right, what is a twelve You can see the looks have
a hard time, little brother. It's just poke and poke and poke.
Alright, what what is a twelve letter word? Beating having the ability to
use both hands with equal squill skill plus spell it ambidextrious plus spell it and
A M B A M B A m B I d E X t R
O U s I'm smarter than I thought. Man dave us his ambidextrious hands
to tipe that out on his phone so he can pull Atrius up to the
questions. I did not do that. Somebody says, hey, I can
bat left hand or right hand, and I go, oh, you're amphibious.
Yeah, I know we've heard that joke. Well it's still funny,
okay. I thought it was just by okay, nothing wrong. U alex
is yours? Which river flows by windsor castle? How come I get the
river joke? Uh? Which which river flows by windsor which verfly? You
can help him out if you want to, And is there a multiple choice
or it's it's pretty famous Thames windsor Castle? The Thames. Yes, yes,
that's E M E. It's one of the sex pistols. Rode by
playing God Save the Queen. Yes, right, yeah. The first couple
of times you mentioned it as a Dixie Highway accident, but you gotta go
looks like Thames And usually I'm horrible when it comes to geomets. Why did
you see you give them the Mexican the river? Question Question four? Okay,
I don't know if you're going to get this. If there's a fireman
in the house, maybe you'll get it. But this is the question.
What is the cap on a fire hydrant called? Uh? Hmmm, wow,
the cap on the fire I have to ask a dog. Dogs like
to urinate on fire? Is that help? I have no idea. We're
gonna take a long right. Uh. It's a type of butter, like
one of the word is in the type of butter, type of butter.
That's the type of Yes, it's a type of unshafted Yeah. The name
the name brand Margarine. Uh and actually you sing the name brand. I
can't believe it's not a lid. I don't know it's it's a bonnet.
Oh, it's called a bonnet. An xvironment I run into, I will
say what's it called? And go? I don't know. We call it
the water opener. Of course, that's the bonnet, you know, I
just say the water opener. No, that's the technical turport. All right.
Uh I, I think you've played chess before. I've had some.
I've had chess pie. Yeah, play, I've had chess pie. In
the game of chess, which piece has the most freedom to move? The
queen, the queen, the Queen, the bonnet. The queen can go
diagonal, can do everything, she can do, whatever she can do.
What rooks do, she can do? What bishops do? Final answer Queen
queen club queen, Ah, I got a LG and a worker coming in.
We support the l G and E community, Yes, support the l
That's that's White's joking. It is as how far is he didn't laugh,
He didn't a bit, he did not I'm here, I heard your head
gas. It's a rough fucking guy. That buffet's got no chance? All
right? So how far is the free throw line from the backboard in basketball?
Is it ten or fifteen feet? How far is the what? How?
How far from the free throw line to the backboard? Is it ten
or fifteen fifty fifteen? Well, the free the question to the basket,
it's ten feet, right, But is the backboard five feet? Free throw
question? There's no way. That's fine way the questions. The question is
from the free throw to the backboard? Is it ten or fifteen feet?
Well, rims not five feet long, so I gotta go ten. It's
gotta be ten. Then you go with it. You go with it,
We'll go with hey. Ten feet is your answer? Get your says fifteen
fifteen feet? How is the backboard and the backboard? Say the rim is
not ten feet? Dude, he jave made up. The rim is not
ten The backboard is at fifteen feet? Do you think it's just? Do
you think it's ten feet? For the freak? Same way that you tell
Susan? Now on, I'll watch manly. Yes, Susan is terrible at
gaysing size. Here we go. We've been out of sports for a long
time. I forgot that one. Here we go. Remember in the scene
in Hoosiers where they measure it and go the same measurements here, by the
way, by the way, I had that right, I haven't. I
haven't seen who's you said? Don't blow it for me? So now we
can't miss it. No, and you've got four left, and I don't
think you're gonna get this next question. Defeated kids the crusade. Kids are
gonna suffer. Come on, we can get it. What sportsmen are divided
into naturals and goofy foots. Naturals and goofy foots. It's got to be
a Disney sport. It's got to be a Disney sport. It's baseball surfers,
that's right. And because you're that's how you what you call it?
Goof get your headache before you two. I have no idea last, by
the way, answer surfers with it? Oh yes, I also I got
I got diagnosed with that from my pediatrist too, by the way, Yeah,
goofy foot Tony's hang ten, Dwight's hang three, Yeah, Dwights hang
three. You know I got feelings? Oh, Dave hang ten? You
know I got all right? Uh, next one, here we go.
Davis is for you. No time, It'll be three seconds before you answer
it. Who put forth the theory of relativity in nineteen oh five? Einstein?
Albert einsteinin they called you that in high school. I swear that was
my nickname. Hey Einstein, you want to pay attention? Yeah, that's
how smart I was that's true. Every teacher I had they recognized brilliance even
as a young kid. Okay, question nine. Remember you can't miss any
more. You have two questions left, or the kids will suffer. Jeremy
Schaw just walked in from the Bourbon show. Oh, it's like working with
the dog. It's like taking attendance the dog. It's terrible. How many
paintings did Van Go sell in his lifetime? One twenty or two hundred?
The choices one twenty or two hundred, it might be twenty one. I'm
gonna go with one. Hey, one, listen one take one thing?
Though? What the guy that bought his painting say? I said, I'm
interested in buying your painting. He only said no, I'm all yours.
Yeah he had he sold the same amount as as many ears as he had.
Dave, do you concur I will go with one. Let's go with
number one. Final answer? Van Go sold in his lifetime one painting.
He's like, I gotta make any money off of this one. I need
to die. And your answer is one. Yeah, and sadly that is
the truth. One. And why does they make know why chopped his ear
off? Yeah? It was part of the art. Yeah, wasn't it
wasn't it for a girlfriend or something? Oh? He bailed it to her,
didn't I think? So? Can you hear me? Now, that's
a way to get her to come back. That's the way to get she
came back. But he didn't hear the door knock. If she put up
to her ear, last one, Here we go. You know, if
you put Van Gogo's ear to his his ear to your ear, you can
still hear him scream no by the seashore. Now I wish Crag was ice.
Here we go. Oh wait, wait, wait, you know what
Van Go's favorite to the female arts was no lobe. How many years does
this is the last one? You get this right, the kids will be
will flourish the lord on a walk. If you get it wrong, they
will suffer that pressure on it. How many years does a silver Anniversary celebrate?
Is it twenty five, fifty or seventy five? Twenty five? Twenty
five? Twenty five? David, I believe that is correct because gold is
fifty right, Yeah, twenty five sounds good. Let's go with twenty five.
Final answer of the Silver Anniversary celebrates the twenty fifth year year together for
the kids for the kids paints the pressure he puts on stomach. Yes,
there we go. Hey, you know what I'm giving Susan for anniversary?
What this anniversary? What? It's our twelve? What? He would?
Alright, alright, hey, do you know what the gift for your first
anniversary is? What? Paper? Oh? A lot of people get a
lot of people get serve divorced papers. It is paper, though, thank
you. Hey, listen, don't you eat the cake you freeze? Don't
you freeze part of your wedding cake? And do you eat it after the
year cars didn't make it? You didn't? Oh no, your stone,
I mean you were not allegedly allegedly first year of marriage. I may have
gotten stoned. Dairy Cleeve was closed down. You have no idea how pissed
off she was. Hey, listen, don't miss alex Raemondo tonight at mister
Jeeves, but more poorly, come on by right now. The fireplace.
Lunch is served. Brisket, ribs, pulled pork, por pulled chicken,
Mama Hawks law and ranch cowboy ranch beans. We out here, all your
soft drinks, all your waters at grill Master Supply Shelbyville Road. Dave,
who do we have right down the streets, lots of pastas. So if
you are entertaining, maybe it's a graduation party, having a pool party,
whenever that happens. If you're going, you want to get the chips and
dips from lots of pasta. If you're hosting, you want to hit the
freezer in the back and grab the family sized Mexican lasagna, the traditional lazani,
the veggie lasagna, the baked zd get meatballs with or without meat.
Save a lot of money catering with lots of pasta. Go by today lunch
if you can't make it out to the fireplace and they'll have a deli sandwich
waiting for you, some homemade soup, always something for a vegetarian stuff to
throw on the grill too. By the way, really good sausages. There
at Lots of Pasta in the heart of Saint Matthew's for more than four decades,
that's how good they are.